1 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:09,259 [man panting] 2 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,145 [Chad] Sly is so fucking ripped, dude. 3 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:22,522 Jesus Christ, look at those veins. 4 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:25,525 I do respect Arnie, but he's over-pumped. 5 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:26,776 It's not sustainable. 6 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,653 But Rambo's got working muscles. 7 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:33,533 Muscles you get building monasteries in Thailand to atone for your sins. 8 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:37,245 Type of muscles you get stick fighting dudes in Bangkok for fun. 9 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:41,750 And he rocks the fuck out of those bangs. 10 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:44,294 Shit, kiddo, you don't have to tell me. 11 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:46,337 And he wasn't afraid to flash 12 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:48,590 a little caboose in First Blood II, either. 13 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,468 Mmm. Mmm. 14 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:55,346 - [chuckles softly] - Hey... Keep it clean, Mom, shit. 15 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,891 - I'll keep it anyway I like. - Goddamn. 16 00:00:57,974 --> 00:01:00,727 And what I like is an action hero 17 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:04,064 that's got the balls to show his tight tuchus on camera. 18 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,024 Arnold did it, too. Gotta give him that. 19 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:07,484 - He did. - And Van Damme? 20 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:09,986 Almost as a rule. 21 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:12,781 [laughing] And Seagal never did. 22 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:15,492 That pear-shaped poser never had a tight tuchus. 23 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:19,037 Oh, you'd kick the shit out of prime Seagal, pumpkin. 24 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,581 - Fucking A, I would, Mom. Shit. - [chuckles] 25 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:23,792 - [Chad] He's a commie now, by the way. - Hmm. 26 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:29,172 Is that your, uh, Pilates instructor friend? 27 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:30,089 Mmm-hmm. 28 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:32,842 Plan on seeing her again before you ship out? 29 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,762 Nah, it's casual. Like, purely sexual. 30 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:39,057 - I know what casual is, dipshit. - [chuckles softly] 31 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:44,479 I just thought you might look for something a little more substantial. 32 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:47,232 It's a bit of a hard target in my line of work, Mom. 33 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:48,399 I'm here one day, 34 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:51,528 I'm off to Canada for a top secret joint special op the next. 35 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:54,072 You know how it goes. 36 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,115 Sure do. 37 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:00,620 Hey, you ready for more nachos? 38 00:02:00,703 --> 00:02:01,703 You know it. 39 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:03,705 Mmm! 40 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:05,750 [groans loudly on TV] 41 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,545 Fuck, yeah! Rambo's the shit, Mom! 42 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:10,964 Why's this guy not our president? 43 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,094 [sighs] 44 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:17,971 [sobbing quietly] 45 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,432 "This isn't your war." 46 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:22,600 "It is now." 47 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:23,685 [Marge sniffles] 48 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:27,856 [sobbing quietly] 49 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:32,944 Oh, come on, Ma. You're gonna make the nachos soggy. 50 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:34,320 Oh... 51 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,739 Come on. Come on. 52 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,533 - [chuckles] - [sighs] 53 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:40,994 I'll be back before you know it. 54 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:42,829 Not a scratch on me. 55 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,165 Damn well better. 56 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:47,500 [Chad groaning] 57 00:02:48,751 --> 00:02:50,253 Fuck! Fuck. 58 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:52,672 [Ava] Is everybody okay? Maya? 59 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,550 I'm alive... I think. 60 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:59,929 - [Ava] Paul, what happened? Paul? - [breathing shakily] 61 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:03,641 Oh, shit. 62 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,728 - [Ava] The console's destroyed. - He alive? 63 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:07,812 He's got a pulse. 64 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:10,899 How the fuck that crash didn't wake him up though? 65 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:13,568 [Chad] How the fuck does he still have a hard-on? 66 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,820 Comms check. Anyone getting this? 67 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:18,740 Negative. Gomez, anything? 68 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:19,657 Fried. 69 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,492 [Maya] My tablet! Thank God. 70 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:26,247 [Ava] Vulture's radio's dead. I'm not getting any service. 71 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:27,665 No signal. 72 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,000 [Angela] What the hell? 73 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:31,127 Oh! Oh! 74 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,009 - Fuck! - [Ava] What? 75 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,970 [hesitantly] I got no signal either. 76 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:44,307 Shit. Lerner, check your phone for service. 77 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:50,438 [Maya] Game over, man. My fucking phone's busted. 78 00:03:50,521 --> 00:03:52,607 What the fuck was that, Paul? 79 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:53,690 What was what? 80 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,777 You destroyed the console! 81 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,070 What? Why? 82 00:03:57,862 --> 00:04:00,823 - That's what I'm fucking asking you! - [Ava] All right. Back off. 83 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,784 - Fuck. - He might have a head injury. 84 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:06,996 [air hissing] 85 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:13,503 Jesus, your pupils are saucers. 86 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:14,586 [grunting] 87 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:16,798 Where are we? 88 00:04:16,881 --> 00:04:19,550 We're in the middle of the desert. We crash-landed. 89 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,304 We did? 90 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,431 [Ava] Hey, he's high as a kite. 91 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:27,558 I thought Paul didn't do drugs. 92 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:31,813 He doesn't. No alcohol, no fat, no fun. 93 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:34,649 There is definitely fun in his system right now. 94 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,652 My daughter's in Vegas. 95 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:40,113 And fat. He said he ate a bowl of guac at the party. 96 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:44,450 - What guac? - [Ava] I don't understand the question. 97 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:45,868 I saw him eating it. 98 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,246 It was gross. It had pineapple in it. 99 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:51,499 Fucking Hagerty. 100 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:52,667 Hagerty what? 101 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:56,587 His bomb guac is notorious 'cause he laces it with acid and shrooms 102 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:57,671 and pineapple. 103 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,554 - [in Spanish] Shit. - [in English] Oh, my God. 104 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:02,760 Look, he's on the magic bus till it runs out of gas. 105 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:03,886 Let's focus. 106 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:07,849 We need to get to the Russian compound, find the nuke, and rescue Trunk ASAP. 107 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:10,810 We're a few miles outside of the objective. We continue on foot. 108 00:05:11,894 --> 00:05:13,021 On foot? 109 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:15,940 Won't they know that we've crashed and send backup? 110 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,609 You can't track the Vulture in stealth mode. 111 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:19,736 We're on our own. 112 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:23,740 - [sighs] - Yo! Paulie, you trippy fuck! 113 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,284 - [in Spanish] Fucking Paul. - Paul? 114 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,536 - [in English] Paul! - Paul! 115 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:30,339 - [Ava] Paul! - [Chad] Where the fuck is he? 116 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,248 Should we spread out and look for him? 117 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:34,751 In partners, maybe? 118 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,210 [Ava] No, there's no time. 119 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:38,421 We have to get to the compound ASAP! 120 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:39,922 Paul has survival training. 121 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:44,135 Let's hope it overcomes Hagerty's psychedelic chip dip! 122 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:46,721 So we're just going to leave him? 123 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:49,599 Here. This will help with navigation. 124 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:53,102 - Stole it off the console. - You're gonna let me take the lead? 125 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:55,313 Relax, it's just a compass. 126 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,232 - [Chad] Ready? - [Angela] Ready. 127 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,692 [Chad] Let's do it. 128 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:02,570 - Maya, we got to go. - Let's go. 129 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:04,781 [Maya] This mission fucking sucks. 130 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,000 [gun cocks] 131 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:35,520 Get your comrades to drop their guns 132 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:36,854 and open the gate 133 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:40,775 or I'll blow your brains out through your fucked up ear. 134 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:45,822 [in Russian] He won't kill you, you're his only leverage. 135 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,658 We can take the rest of them. 136 00:06:50,284 --> 00:06:51,702 Guns down. 137 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,038 Let them in! 138 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,248 [vehicles approaching] 139 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:56,958 No! 140 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,041 [guns cocking] 141 00:06:58,459 --> 00:07:00,419 [man] Is nyet his final answer? 142 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:01,963 I'm not going to ask again. 143 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,757 Do it. Now! 144 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:08,845 [gate beeps] 145 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:17,019 Head back along our approach vector 146 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,564 where we saw that military chopper go down. 147 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:23,359 Make sure there are no survivors. Take Poncho. Shoot to kill. 148 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,571 If anyone's still alive out there, it won't be for much longer. 149 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:28,822 [Poncho] Copy that. 150 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:31,658 Shall we? 151 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:40,084 Let's go, sugar. I'm gonna be looking after you. 152 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:47,925 This fucker's heavy. 153 00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:52,847 [Angela] This is a long haul, Chief, and my body water percentage 154 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:55,475 has got to be in the single digits by now. 155 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:59,270 Won't be much good to the big fellow if we're out of steam when we get there. 156 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:00,354 [grunts] 157 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:06,444 Yo, you and and Trunk have been acting squirrelly as fuck around each other 158 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:07,945 ever since the party. 159 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:10,615 Wanna tell me what's going on or just keep gruntin'? 160 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,038 All right. This is classified. 161 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:18,998 At the party, 162 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:21,417 Trunk said he wanted to talk to me about something 163 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:23,586 and I found out what it was. 164 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,130 He's into dudes. 165 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:30,176 I walked in on him in the shower with one of the circus guys. 166 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:33,262 Okay, so now you know. 167 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:39,310 Maybe you can help me figure out who these new players are. 168 00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:41,187 Anyone with the money, 169 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:44,148 tactical resources to go toe-to-toe with Koslov 170 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,234 has got to be on our radar somewhere. 171 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:47,360 Why aren't they? 172 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:52,615 I guess someone's not so intelligence... after all. 173 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:53,533 What? 174 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,576 It's a play on words. Read a book. 175 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:56,953 - You done? - Are you? 176 00:08:57,578 --> 00:08:59,497 All right, only gonna say this once. 177 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:03,668 McKnight was a drunken mistake and none of your fucking business. 178 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:07,255 Cut the jealous junior high shit and get your head in the game. 179 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:08,506 You have a job to do. 180 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:11,300 - You were having sex in junior high? - [sighs] 181 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,261 [Chad] What the fuck you mean, "You knew?" 182 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:16,931 Well, it's not like he came out to me, he just didn't hide it. 183 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:18,182 Why did he hide it from me? 184 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:21,143 Maybe he thought you wouldn't be cool with it. 185 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:24,021 What? He knows I'm cool with you, and... 186 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:27,066 He knows I love Queen and Top Gun. 187 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,068 What the fuck, man? 188 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:31,904 [panting] You pussies need a break? Fine. Fine. 189 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:34,991 I'll happily take lead for a bit. 190 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:36,534 We'll be right on your heels. 191 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,454 I love the shit out of you, 192 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,790 but you know the minute you let eyes on Trunk, 193 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:45,543 you saw a beefier version of yourself in all the ways. 194 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:46,961 And he idolizes you. 195 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:50,047 So when you're always talking about getting pussy 196 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,800 and you just assume he's going to want to be your wingman, 197 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,218 what is he supposed to do? 198 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:59,056 Shit. I do talk about pussy a lot. 199 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:00,725 [Ava] Oh, shit! 200 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,018 Winters, you good? 201 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,312 I am. We may not be. 202 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:09,025 [Chad] Oh, fuck. You gotta be kidding me. 203 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,777 God damn it, Paul! 204 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,573 Finally gets fucked up and ends up fucking us all. 205 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,784 Anyone know how to move a mountain? 206 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,748 Hang on, Jen. I'm on my way... 207 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,875 [grunts, groans] 208 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,421 [groans] 209 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:36,718 Jen... 210 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,598 {\an8}Service. Thank God. 211 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:43,099 [keys beeping] 212 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:46,437 Hey, it's Jen. Don't leave a message. 213 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:48,939 [cell phone beeps] 214 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,944 She's at Caesars? 215 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:55,528 What the... 216 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:58,866 {\an8}- Oh! - [distorted moaning] 217 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:02,662 {\an8}Jen, no. That piece of shit! 218 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,208 Fuck! 219 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:10,586 - [engine revving] - [laughter] 220 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,053 [people whooping] 221 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:24,392 [engine revving] 222 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,868 [in Russian] We're going to freeze to death, thanks to you. 223 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,164 Don't worry, Vladislav. 224 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:51,293 I'm sure it's just a Siberian Sunday stroll in there for your boys. 225 00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:55,005 Oh, no, it's better than the alternative. 226 00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,258 What is the alternative? 227 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:05,975 [breathing heavily] 228 00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:12,772 Ugh. 229 00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:19,113 Why don't you take a picture, you fucking creep? 230 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,281 It'll last longer. 231 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,911 Fuck you, you fucking fuckface! 232 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:26,996 [screams] 233 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:29,707 [cries] 234 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,544 Argh! 235 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,383 Wake up! 236 00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:43,220 Wake up! Wake up! 237 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,600 It's your command, but you're in my world now, 238 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:48,767 and I am telling you, 239 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:52,563 it will take fucking forever to drag Hagerty over this shit 240 00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:54,732 - and even longer to go around. - Agreed. 241 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:58,486 And we're about a click away from that compound as the crow flies. 242 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:02,114 Without that raft, Gomez and me can get over there pretty fucking fast. 243 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,074 - And then what? - [grunts softly] 244 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,994 We don't even know who we're dealing with. 245 00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:10,789 Strategic calls will need to be made and you're not equipped to do that. 246 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,666 So I am going over with you. 247 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,585 Gomez and Maya will take Hagerty around. 248 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,712 You're kidding me, right? 249 00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:17,922 Not even a little. 250 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:21,091 Trunk's on the other side of this going through God knows what. 251 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,760 We're low on resources and time 252 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:26,430 and you want to send your marine sniper who's trained for this shit show 253 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,058 to babysit dead weight along the scenic route? 254 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,727 I know you wanna get Trunk back. I wanna get him back, too. 255 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,896 - Lana as well. - So let's leave Hagerty here. 256 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:34,813 Let's go get 'em! 257 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:38,734 I'm not leaving our bomb tech alone in the middle of the fucking desert! 258 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,236 You left Paul alone. 259 00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,196 Paul was conscious. 260 00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:45,908 Hagerty is the only person who can disarm the nuke! 261 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,576 Once we have it secured... 262 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:51,497 It's priority number one. We fuck that up, nothing else matters. 263 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:52,748 You have your orders. 264 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,294 You'll need this more than me. 265 00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:58,671 Good luck, bro. 266 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,839 You too. Good luck, Tech Chick. 267 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:03,676 [sighs] 268 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:04,927 [grunts softly] 269 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,553 Are you injured? 270 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,932 No. I fucking cut my hand in the crash. 271 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,893 Let's get moving. Try to keep up. 272 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,353 [upbeat music playing] 273 00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,655 [engine revving] 274 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,200 [tires screeching] 275 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,787 Good evening, sir. Welcome to Caesars. 276 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,585 - Any special instructions for this or... - Keep it. 277 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,130 [indistinct chatter] 278 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,393 [in Latin] My daughter is also very promiscuous. 279 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,288 [man] Whoa! Big winners. 280 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,206 Congrats, edgy. That's a fat stack. 281 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,167 Hey, fan me out, fan me out. 282 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,337 [chuckling] Hey, congrats, y'all. 283 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,386 Yo, what the fuck? 284 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,596 Where is my daughter? 285 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:34,016 How should I know? I don't even know who you are. 286 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,560 Jen. Where is Jen? 287 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:39,063 Oh, you're Jen's dad! 288 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,523 It's all good, pops. She's up in our room. 289 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,485 Take me there. Now. 290 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:45,568 Okay. 291 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:47,779 [gun cocking] 292 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:51,742 Captain Yung. Yes? 293 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,662 No sound or I shoot kidney. 294 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:57,081 Very painful. You no like. 295 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,248 Understand? 296 00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:06,465 - [elevator bell dings] - Come now. 297 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,299 Both of you. 298 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,136 Hey, yo! Party foul. 299 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,931 Hey! Hey! Watch the jacket, bro! 300 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,609 I thought we were... supposed to be going around. 301 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,987 This is barely an incline. Man the fuck up. 302 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,948 - [grunting] - [Angela] Fuck! 303 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,200 I'm sorry, okay? 304 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,954 I'm sorry you have to babysit this dead weight. 305 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,462 Look, I shouldn't have called you deadweight, all right? 306 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,423 I only said that because... 307 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,590 You are. 308 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,593 I'm just worried about Trunk 309 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,846 and pissed at Winters for porking my program. 310 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,182 She's probably trying to pork McKnight right now. 311 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,727 She's dreaming if she thinks she'll milk another hate fuck 312 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,061 out of that dick. 313 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:03,981 Hate fuck? That's all it was? 314 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:05,107 According to him, yeah. 315 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,401 One and done. That's how we roll. 316 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,992 Oh! Oh, shit! 317 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,786 You wanted to smash pissers with Mac! 318 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,455 - Smash what? - Yeah! 319 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,916 Ew! No. No, stop it. Stop. Okay, maybe. 320 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:23,876 [snickers] 321 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,378 I mean, have you seen those abs? 322 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,296 'Course I have. 323 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,339 Guy never met a shirt he didn't want to peel off. 324 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,719 Listen, he's way the fuck ahead of us now with only Winters for backup. 325 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,722 So unless you want them to have all the fun, get your ass moving. 326 00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,307 Let's go. Vamos. 327 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,604 [Maya] Holy shit. Hagerty! 328 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,532 Can you check your phone? There might be service up this high. 329 00:17:58,118 --> 00:17:59,118 Negative. 330 00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:00,704 Fuck! 331 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:04,166 I was supposed to check in with Langdon on the hour. It's already half past. 332 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,336 He's liable to expect the worst. 333 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,004 Fucking A. 334 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,423 Send in the rest of my SEALs. Send in the Marines. 335 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,300 Send in the fucking Space Force. 336 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,636 Sends in anyone without knowing the score, 337 00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:18,722 they might spook our new friends into setting off a nuke. 338 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:22,601 We don't know the first thing about them or their agenda. 339 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,771 They're ex-military. Most definitely ours. 340 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,648 What makes you say that? 341 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:28,732 The way they fought. 342 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,402 Their exfil cover was by our book. 343 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,782 Yeah... I'm more than just a pretty face. 344 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,493 And I would know a lot more too 345 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,829 if you would let me take Litvin when I wanted. 346 00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,832 Or you would have gotten nothing out of him. 347 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:48,335 We'd have no intel on this new faction, 348 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,462 no fucking clue where the nuke is, 349 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,714 and we'd be worse off than we are right now. 350 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:54,590 Guess again. 351 00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,053 Fuck me. 352 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,639 Tried that already. Didn't get us anywhere. 353 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,811 [coughing] 354 00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:08,772 Ah! Shit. 355 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,110 - Where are we? - In a sauna. 356 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,904 I'm pretty sure we're at the Russians' home base. 357 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,323 Those other guys kidnapped us and locked us here. 358 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,533 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 359 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,787 It's okay. I know I'm not your type. 360 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,249 What? You aren't? 361 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:30,377 You haven't eye-fucked me once since we met. 362 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:33,589 More than I can say for your commando buddies. 363 00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,381 Huh. 364 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,509 Ain't that some shit. 365 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,928 We just met... You already know things about me 366 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,347 that my best friend just learned about tonight... 367 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,016 - by accident. - Oh! 368 00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:46,894 That's why he was being so weird earlier? 369 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:49,479 He's trying too hard to prove he's cool with it. 370 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:51,773 He's not? 371 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:54,860 McKnight just... 372 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,573 looks at things and people through a narrow scope. 373 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,785 But I can count on one thing. 374 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,996 He won't leave us here to die. 375 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,917 Rescue ops are underway as we speak. I can guarantee that. 376 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,460 About that... 377 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,504 they already came after us in your helicopter. 378 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:16,964 It crashed. 379 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:20,593 No. 380 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:25,182 We've been through worse and made it on the other side. 381 00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,892 We're going to get through this. 382 00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:29,144 - All of us. - Careful. 383 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,063 This pervy guard comes by every few minutes 384 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,898 to keep an eye on us. Mostly me. 385 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,233 Well, it's clear for now. 386 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,987 [grunting] 387 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:41,864 Fuck! 388 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,285 It's okay. It was actually a really good try. 389 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,333 [panting heavily] 390 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,671 We're not going to die in here. 391 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:02,969 [timer beeping] 392 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,890 [man] Incredible. 393 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,559 You must send my regards to Mr. Koslov, 394 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,062 if you live to see him again. 395 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,902 I am the only one with the entry code. 396 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,030 So now what will you do? 397 00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:24,866 Have your men break me for it? 398 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,787 Or you can negotiate as businessmen. 399 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:32,582 - Hmm. Quite a pickle. - Mmm. 400 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,752 But I've got a third option in mind. 401 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,714 - Get me Mr. Dugan. - Yes, sir. 402 00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:44,303 [man] Where is Vladislav Litvin? 403 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:46,221 You know him. 404 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,807 Russian, this high. 405 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,477 One ear not so good. 406 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,107 [grunts] 407 00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:00,360 Ow! Fuck, man! 408 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:03,405 Tell me where your team is holding Vlad, 409 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:04,614 and I punch no more. 410 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:06,824 [spits] 411 00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:09,161 [grunts] 412 00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:10,996 I don't know any Vlad Litvin. 413 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,123 And I'm not on any team. 414 00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:14,249 Please. 415 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:18,003 We spot American military from so many kilometers away. 416 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,548 Kilometers like miles, but make sense. 417 00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:24,593 So stop telling lies. 418 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,137 Hey, uh, he's not lying, guy. 419 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,931 He's just here to find his daughter. I'm her boyfriend. 420 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,934 We don't like to put labels on it. We're dabbling in poly... 421 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:35,896 [groans] 422 00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:37,064 Daughter? 423 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,191 I bring her here, 424 00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:42,235 you'll start telling some truth, I think. 425 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,204 [chuckles nervously] 426 00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:57,417 [laughing] 427 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:02,881 Bacchanalia Suite. 428 00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:06,093 [Paul] You motherfucker. 429 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,805 [in Russian] I won't be long. 430 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,099 [breathing heavily] 431 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:17,395 - [grunts] - Ow! Can you stop? 432 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:18,688 [breathing heavily] 433 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,774 - [grunting] - [groans] 434 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:22,734 [screams] 435 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:25,946 [grunts] 436 00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:28,240 [Paul] You're fucking dead. 437 00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:31,243 [both grunting] 438 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,335 Oh! Face! 439 00:23:43,463 --> 00:23:44,548 [groans] 440 00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:46,341 Kick him in the dick. The dick! 441 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,011 [both grunting] 442 00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,182 [screaming] 443 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,100 Yes! 444 00:23:58,186 --> 00:23:59,479 Oh! 445 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,320 [laughing] Bro! 446 00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:17,037 Yes! 447 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:21,709 [grunts] 448 00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:23,044 Know what we could use? 449 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,672 - What's that? - Helicopter. 450 00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:26,840 Ha! 451 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,341 You ready? 452 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:32,470 - Do I have a choice? [sighs] - No. 453 00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:35,265 - Sucks, don't it? - Can you see the ground? 454 00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:37,726 No, but I'm sure it's down there somewhere. 455 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,146 I'm going to suss out a safe route. 456 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,815 All you got to do is follow it, hold for hold. 457 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:45,942 That's one way to look up my dress. 458 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:48,320 - Nothing I haven't seen already. - Fair enough. 459 00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:49,988 All right, let's do this. 460 00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:52,657 [grunts] 461 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,744 - Ava. Hang on. - [grunting] 462 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,579 You're gonna be all right. 463 00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:00,999 - [rocks crumbling] - [grunts] 464 00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:03,251 I can't hang on. Oh, fuck. 465 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,503 - McKnight, I'm slipping. - Ava, I got you! 466 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:08,089 [both screaming] 467 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:10,759 - [Chad coughs] - [grunts] 468 00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:13,178 [inhales sharply, coughs] 469 00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:19,059 Fuck me. 470 00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:20,268 We tried that already. 471 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:21,978 Didn't get us anywhere. 472 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,230 [chuckles dryly] 473 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:27,316 [gasps] 474 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:32,113 Oh, Jesus, McKnight. You're leaking. 475 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:34,699 [groaning] I got shrapnel in the crash. 476 00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:36,952 It's no big whoop. 477 00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,453 Uh, some big whoop. 478 00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:40,830 We gotta close you up before you bleed to death. 479 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:43,375 There's nothing we can do here. We gotta keep moving. 480 00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:44,668 [light clicks] 481 00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:48,296 - [gun cocking] - [woman] Hands to the sky, fuck sticks. 482 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:52,759 Who the hell are you? And what y'all doing on my property? 483 00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:54,843 Oh, shit. 484 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,267 And you think I'm dead weight? 485 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:06,273 Thank God I cleaned his ass. 486 00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:07,691 What? 487 00:26:07,774 --> 00:26:09,192 [grunting] Long story. 488 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:13,321 Hey, you should just go on without me. 489 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,657 I can stay here with Hagerty and the raft 490 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,451 and you'll be free to Marine raid the Russian compound. 491 00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:20,787 There's enough room. It's not like Titanic. 492 00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:24,207 I can just curl up, take a nap, wait 'til you get back. 493 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,543 No deal, Lerner. Off your ass, let's go! 494 00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:28,837 What for? [exhales heavily] 495 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,257 There's nothing I can do without my tablet, phone, or laptop. 496 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:35,176 Just like there's nothing I could do to stop Litvin. 497 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:39,306 I'm just Tech Chick, without any tech... 498 00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:41,224 I'm just chick. 499 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:44,936 Yeah, well, I missed Litvin, too... 500 00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:47,439 And I had a shot at the guy who grabbed Trunk, 501 00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:50,817 but my eyes were doing a molly dance to take it. 502 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:54,279 You're not the only one who came up short back there. 503 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:56,948 Gomez, I didn't know I'm... 504 00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:58,782 I'm sorry. 505 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,786 Shit happens. You move on... 506 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,998 Which is what we should be doing, so hop to. 507 00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:07,292 Okay. 508 00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:10,879 [crashing] 509 00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:12,464 - [screams] - Lerner! 510 00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:15,008 - [grunts] - You okay? 511 00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:17,469 I think so. Where am I? 512 00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:18,386 I don't know. 513 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:21,389 Must be some old mining shaft. Can you get out? 514 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,183 I can't see anything! 515 00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:31,566 [groans] Fuck! I skinned my knee. 516 00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:33,776 Gomez? 517 00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:37,072 Hello? 518 00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:40,908 Heads-up! 519 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:50,585 [screams] 520 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:56,883 - You hear that? - Coyote? 521 00:27:58,385 --> 00:27:59,385 Hope not. 522 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:04,057 [man] No visual contact yet, but we might have heard signs of life. 523 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:06,267 Okay, well, hunt 'em down. 524 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:09,229 Ah! There he is. 525 00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:11,898 Mr. Dugan, this is Vlad. 526 00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:13,775 Vlad is a businessman. 527 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,693 Vlad, this is Mr. Dugan. 528 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:18,029 He's my explosives expert. 529 00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:20,115 You are going to blow the door? 530 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:21,324 Are you insane? 531 00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:24,619 Insane? Depends on who you ask. 532 00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:28,873 But dedicated to my objective and out of patience? 533 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:31,418 Absolutely. 534 00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:33,002 [drill whirring] 535 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:45,097 Hot enough for ya? 536 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:49,644 Come in and find out. 537 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:53,189 [chuckles] You just want to fuck me all of a sudden, huh? 538 00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:56,526 Honestly, I'd fuck you just for the fresh air you'd bring in 539 00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:57,819 when you open that door. 540 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:02,449 Oh, yeah? Convince me. 541 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:07,453 [moans softly] 542 00:29:09,372 --> 00:29:10,373 How's this? 543 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:14,419 [moans softly] 544 00:29:16,045 --> 00:29:17,045 You like that? 545 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,720 Don't worry about him. He's worthless. 546 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:41,529 Just a heads-up, 547 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,615 I'm going to enjoy this 548 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,201 a lot more than you. 549 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:47,284 [chuckles] 550 00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:49,454 You never know. 551 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:51,122 [screams] 552 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,003 Did you call me worthless? 553 00:29:57,086 --> 00:29:58,086 Sorry. 554 00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:01,174 [Trunk] That's what you get for thinking with your dick. 555 00:30:01,257 --> 00:30:02,759 - You ready? - Yeah. 556 00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:03,968 Stay behind me. 557 00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:06,053 [shushes] 558 00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:09,766 [Maya] Gomez! Hurry! They're creepy crawling all over me! 559 00:30:09,849 --> 00:30:12,101 - [Angela] I'm going as fast as I can. - [whimpering] 560 00:30:13,019 --> 00:30:15,480 [Maya] I think they're attracted to the light. 561 00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:18,775 - [screams] - It's a rope, Lerner! Grab it! 562 00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:20,485 Ah, shit. Okay. 563 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:22,278 Pull me up. Pull me up! 564 00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,905 I can't. There's no leverage. 565 00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:25,907 Tie it around you like a belt. 566 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:29,202 And walk yourself up the wall of the pit while I brace you. 567 00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:32,747 Walk myself up the wall? Who am I Spider-Man? 568 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:33,873 Yeah, obviously not, 569 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:36,417 but unless you want to die down there, get moving! 570 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:39,379 Get it tight, and put your feet up flat against the side, 571 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:41,923 and lean back as far as you can. 572 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:43,424 [Maya] Oh, fuck! 573 00:30:46,135 --> 00:30:47,135 That's it! 574 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,723 [grunts] Fuck! 575 00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:54,060 Get your shit together, Lerner. 576 00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:57,146 You're a key fucking member of an elite fucking team, 577 00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,357 and the best fucking hacker in the world. 578 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,860 If you could climb to the top of that food chain, 579 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,862 you can climb out of this fucking pit. 580 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:09,659 That's what I'm talking about! 581 00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:13,496 - [grunting] - Yes! Climb that shit! 582 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,793 - [grunting] - Fuck yeah! 583 00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:24,424 Holy shit. I'm alive. 584 00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:31,598 Hey, you're stronger than you think. 585 00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:35,310 No more tripping, no more bitching and no more self-pitying. 586 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:37,603 Ready? 587 00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:39,647 I was born ready. 588 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:40,732 No, you weren't. 589 00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:43,234 Reborn. Been reborn ready. 590 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,491 They drew first blood, not me. 591 00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:52,493 - [shudders] - It's okay. 592 00:31:53,786 --> 00:31:54,786 You're okay. 593 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:56,831 [exhales] 594 00:31:59,959 --> 00:32:01,461 Oh, Christ, it's about time. 595 00:32:01,544 --> 00:32:03,922 Y'all can make googly eyes at each other later. 596 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,798 We have a deal. Do you not remember? 597 00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:08,927 I let you fix the stud 598 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:12,013 and then you answer my motherfucking questions. 599 00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:14,390 What the fuck y'all doing way the fuck out here? 600 00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:17,101 - [gun cocks] - Stud, you spying on me? 601 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:21,022 [chuckling] Stud. 602 00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:23,775 That's what she calls me. 603 00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:26,444 [clicks tongue] We're getting hitched tomorrow. 604 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:31,366 So we decided to treat ourselves to a moonlight helicopter tour tonight 605 00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:35,161 and something went haywire and I guess we crash-landed... 606 00:32:35,244 --> 00:32:36,537 Will you please shut up? 607 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:39,624 Listen, you are a sexy slab of beef, 608 00:32:39,707 --> 00:32:41,000 but you're full of shit. 609 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:44,879 Your turn, sweet tits. 610 00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:58,434 We're part of a covert Special Forces team in pursuit of Russian arms dealers 611 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,436 who smuggled a nuke into the country. 612 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,106 And yes, our chopper did crash. 613 00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:05,650 So we're continuing on foot because, 614 00:33:05,733 --> 00:33:09,737 even though I am half drunk and he is fully drunk and high, 615 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:13,324 we're the only people who can keep it from getting blown to hell. 616 00:33:15,451 --> 00:33:17,286 I fucking knew it. 617 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:18,663 All them commie bastards, 618 00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:21,582 they just don't know when to quit, now do they? [cackles] 619 00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:25,544 Crazy Susan... 620 00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:27,629 at your service. 621 00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:29,799 - Did you say "Crazy Susan"? - Yes. 622 00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:33,553 My ex-husband used to call me that, so I am reclaiming that shit. 623 00:33:33,636 --> 00:33:37,515 Stud, that wound gonna fester if you don't get some disinfectant on it. 624 00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:39,434 Stand fast, soldier. 625 00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:45,148 [grunts] Wow. You read her like a book. 626 00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:46,733 It's kind of what I do. 627 00:33:47,316 --> 00:33:48,316 Noted. 628 00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:53,406 Ah! I wouldn't have guessed battlefield surgery is something you do. 629 00:33:53,489 --> 00:33:55,533 - Where'd you pick that up? - Battlefield. 630 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,828 They don't all look the same, you know? 631 00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:01,121 Fair enough. 632 00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:05,126 Yeah, that's gonna leave a gnarly scar. 633 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,837 Don't beat yourself up. Chicks dig 'em. 634 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,298 Maybe I should just let you bleed out instead. 635 00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:14,594 [chuckles] Nah. You wouldn't miss our repartee. 636 00:34:14,677 --> 00:34:15,677 [grunts] 637 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:19,515 [exhales deeply] Winters... 638 00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:21,016 What? 639 00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:23,018 Thank you. 640 00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:26,105 Oh! You're welcome. 641 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,108 Just glad you're all right. 642 00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:33,446 And it's the least I can do after what you did for me on that cliff. 643 00:34:33,529 --> 00:34:37,533 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saved your life. You save my life? 644 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:38,785 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 645 00:34:39,535 --> 00:34:41,829 Homemade shine. Old family recipe. 646 00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:44,540 Pour some of that on your gut. 647 00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:47,043 Or... pour it in your guts. 648 00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:50,630 Whatever blows that golden hair back. 649 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:52,882 I disinfect from the inside out. 650 00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:55,426 - Fuck! - [laughs] 651 00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,388 I really need to get in touch with my boss. 652 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:02,934 - Any chance you have a phone... - Fuck no, I don't have no phone! 653 00:35:03,017 --> 00:35:05,269 You think I'm gonna let the government tap my shit? 654 00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:07,313 Oh! I do have a CB radio, 655 00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:09,524 but all you can raise on that 656 00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:12,318 is long-haul truckers who want to get a wank. 657 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,487 If you're into that sort of thing. 658 00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:17,115 - I am into that sort of thing. - Cool. 659 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:20,034 Copy, thank you so much for your hospitality. 660 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:22,161 We should get to it. Can you move? 661 00:35:22,745 --> 00:35:25,873 Good as new, but we're still low on fire power. 662 00:35:26,707 --> 00:35:30,962 Hey, CS, are you willing to donate that Remington to our cause. 663 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:36,134 Shit, hell. [chuckles] I can do better than that. 664 00:35:37,885 --> 00:35:39,345 [grunts] 665 00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:41,847 Booyah! 666 00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:47,687 [Chad] Holy shit. It's Rambo's wet dream. 667 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:51,232 - Where did you get all this stuff? - Fuck, yes. 668 00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:53,901 [Crazy Susan] Killing mother-fucking Russkies 'R Us! 669 00:35:57,071 --> 00:35:58,364 [elevator bell dings] 670 00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:13,629 Whoa! Whoa! Dude! I put this on my mom's Mastercard. 671 00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:17,216 Ding! I always, get multiples in Vegas. 672 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,510 You never know who might join the party. 673 00:36:21,721 --> 00:36:23,055 [lock beeps] 674 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:30,730 They trashed the place. 675 00:36:31,647 --> 00:36:34,692 To be honest, dog, it was mostly us. [chuckles] 676 00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:47,747 Oh, man! 677 00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:52,877 They broke my fuck swing! I had this shit made custom! 678 00:36:54,962 --> 00:36:56,839 - [grunts] - [screams] 679 00:36:57,465 --> 00:37:00,009 Say another fucking word and I'll choke you to death. 680 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,193 [sobbing] 681 00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:40,132 Hey, Big Papa, what's wrong? 682 00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:46,138 They took Jen, you fucking idiot. 683 00:37:46,722 --> 00:37:48,975 Shit. Where? 684 00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:50,184 [cell phone ringing] 685 00:37:52,353 --> 00:37:53,729 [Paul] The Russian's phone. 686 00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:56,899 [man] Yuri, we're at The Syndicate. 687 00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:59,902 I have the girl. Bring the father and the moron to me. 688 00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:02,238 Yuri, you there? 689 00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:03,863 Fuck! 690 00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:05,532 What's The Syndicate? 691 00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:09,287 It's an old-timey, Vegas, gangster-vibe late-night spot. 692 00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:11,330 Just off The Strip. A block from here. 693 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:12,707 Go down and call the police. 694 00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:15,042 Check, check. What you going to do? 695 00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:18,796 I'm going to get my daughter back. 696 00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:21,048 Ooh! 697 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:25,970 Am I talking to you? 698 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:35,938 Why didn't you just kill him? 699 00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:37,982 Who knows how many men are in this place. 700 00:38:38,065 --> 00:38:41,193 We gotta get out before they know we're gone and call for backup. 701 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:42,862 We can't risk being discovered. 702 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:55,582 [door closing] 703 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:05,593 [sniffs] 704 00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:18,564 [inhales, stomach rumbles] 705 00:39:30,284 --> 00:39:31,327 [drill whirring] 706 00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:38,000 [Lana] Why are you stopping? Exit's right in front of us. 707 00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,043 Wait. 708 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:46,675 - [Vlad] You are bluffing. - [man] Am I? 709 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:49,970 Or are you simply underestimating my resolve... again. 710 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:53,599 You'd risk setting off nuke and killing us all. 711 00:39:53,682 --> 00:39:55,518 Not if you give me the door code. 712 00:39:55,601 --> 00:39:57,853 Then I can just walk in and take it. 713 00:39:57,937 --> 00:40:00,481 It's your call. I'm good either way. 714 00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:02,233 The nuke is here. 715 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:04,485 Okay. New plan. 716 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:05,611 I'm gonna go down. 717 00:40:05,694 --> 00:40:07,696 Take all those guys out. Secure the weapon. 718 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:09,824 You get out of here and call for back up. 719 00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:12,284 - No, I'm not going anywhere alone... - [shushes] 720 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:14,787 [whispers] If you're staying, so am I. 721 00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:15,996 You're stuck with me. 722 00:40:18,207 --> 00:40:21,168 Okay, but you stay behind me the entire time. 723 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:22,252 Okay. 724 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:26,132 ["Runnin' With The Devil" by Van Halen playing] 725 00:40:38,352 --> 00:40:40,855 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 726 00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:43,232 ♪ Ah, yeah! ♪ 727 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:53,868 ♪ I live my life Like there's no tomorrow... ♪ 728 00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:55,953 It ain't the fastest rig on two wheels, 729 00:40:56,036 --> 00:40:58,289 but it'll get you there quicker than two feet. 730 00:40:58,372 --> 00:41:01,125 Thank you, CS. We owe you one. 731 00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:02,543 [kisses] 732 00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:04,044 Highlight of my week. 733 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,796 - Oh, shit. - Stay cool, homie. 734 00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:10,384 - You're letting me drive? - Relax. It's just a bike. 735 00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:12,720 [Ava] Thank you, Susan. 736 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:15,890 [Crazy Susan] Go get 'em, you sexy motherfuckers! 737 00:41:19,351 --> 00:41:22,021 ♪ Whoo-hoo-oo! ♪ 738 00:41:22,104 --> 00:41:22,938 [grunts] 739 00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:25,566 ♪ Runnin' with the Devil ♪ 740 00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:29,236 ♪ Say one more time... ♪ 741 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,919 ♪ Runnin' with the Devil ♪ 742 00:41:46,795 --> 00:41:47,630 There he is. 743 00:41:47,713 --> 00:41:48,881 [song stops playing] 744 00:41:48,964 --> 00:41:50,841 [guns firing] 745 00:41:53,385 --> 00:41:54,678 Dad! 746 00:41:55,262 --> 00:41:57,097 - Jen! - Help me! 747 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,102 - [gunshots] - What's wrong? 748 00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:04,939 - [gun fires] - [exclaims] Who the hell is that? 749 00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:07,650 - Who are they shooting at? - Us. Behind me. 750 00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:10,110 Stay low, come on. 751 00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:11,195 [gun firing] 752 00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:17,159 [Jen] Daddy! 753 00:42:18,118 --> 00:42:19,411 Dad, help! 754 00:42:21,747 --> 00:42:22,831 Maya, come on. 755 00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:28,504 [rapid gunfire] 756 00:42:29,505 --> 00:42:30,714 - Dad! - Jen! 757 00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:34,343 [grunting] 758 00:42:38,180 --> 00:42:39,181 [groans] 759 00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:44,894 [gun clicking] 760 00:42:53,529 --> 00:42:55,573 - Now, you die. - [whimpers] 761 00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:59,827 But first, I make you watch me shoot your daughter in the head! 762 00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:06,292 [distorted] No, my dude! 763 00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:10,087 [groans] 764 00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:12,214 [in normal voice] Fuck, yeah, fam! [grunts] 765 00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:13,841 [breathing heavily] 766 00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:17,177 It's okay. I'm here, baby. 767 00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:19,388 - Daddy's here. Daddy's here. - [crying] 768 00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:23,100 Well, that would be a first! Wouldn't it? 769 00:43:24,351 --> 00:43:26,979 Where were you when we were taking prom photos? 770 00:43:27,062 --> 00:43:30,441 Where have you been my entire fucking life? 771 00:43:30,524 --> 00:43:31,524 I'm so sorry! 772 00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:34,653 Honey, I'm sorry! Daddy's here, I love you! 773 00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:36,654 [Angela] Yo! 774 00:43:39,366 --> 00:43:40,618 What the fuck, dude? 775 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:55,382 [Paul] Jen... where... 776 00:43:56,008 --> 00:43:57,885 What is this? What's happening? 777 00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:00,303 [Maya] Paul? 778 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:02,973 Are you okay, buddy? 779 00:44:05,934 --> 00:44:06,934 [metal rattling] 780 00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:10,689 [gun cocks] 781 00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:12,274 Mac? 782 00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:13,400 [Chad] Hell, yeah! 783 00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:16,153 And you found Captain AWOL. 784 00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:19,448 You guys all right? We heard gunfire. 785 00:44:19,531 --> 00:44:22,493 - Us too. - Paul, you okay, bud? 786 00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:24,327 Where's Jen? 787 00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:26,205 - Who's Jen? - His daughter. 788 00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:28,624 Hey, Paul, remember that guacamole you ate? 789 00:44:29,583 --> 00:44:33,379 Turns out it contained large quantities of psilocybin and LSD. 790 00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:38,217 So you're most likely experiencing extremely vivid and lucid hallucinations. 791 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:39,718 You're tripping balls, bud. 792 00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:41,804 I'm not in Vegas? 793 00:44:41,887 --> 00:44:43,722 No, you're in the desert. 794 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,975 That's okay. We're going to take care of you. 795 00:44:47,059 --> 00:44:49,520 [Paul] But I stole an ATV. I drove it to Vegas. 796 00:44:50,312 --> 00:44:51,605 [Chad] He emptied the whole mag. 797 00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:53,565 What the hell are you shootin' at, Air Force? 798 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,609 [Paul] Russians. I killed them all. 799 00:44:55,692 --> 00:44:57,653 What's up? You okay? What happened? 800 00:44:57,736 --> 00:44:58,904 Yeah. It's nothing. 801 00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:01,824 How do I know this isn't the hallucination? 802 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:03,700 What makes you real? 803 00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:06,411 I don't know. 804 00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:08,997 Holy shit. 805 00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:13,252 Yo... Yung went to town on this shit. 806 00:45:14,086 --> 00:45:15,504 Paul has some darkness. 807 00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:21,176 [Paul] Why do you smell like whipped cream and crotches? 808 00:45:21,301 --> 00:45:23,971 [Maya] That's... You're... You're imaging that. 809 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:26,848 [Chad] No... 810 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:29,643 Fuck yeah. 811 00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:33,522 Hey, Paul didn't hallucinate everything! There's an ATV over here. 812 00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:36,775 - [Ava] What? Holy shit! - Fuck yeah. 813 00:45:41,029 --> 00:45:42,322 Yo, found the keys, Mac. 814 00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:49,121 See? I drove that to Caesars and killed all the bad guys. I swear. 815 00:45:49,204 --> 00:45:51,290 Thank Christ you brought her back, Paulie. 816 00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:54,835 Now we'll be able to make up some of the time we lost out here. 817 00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:55,961 Good job, killer. 818 00:45:56,044 --> 00:45:57,087 [Angela] Okay. 819 00:45:57,171 --> 00:46:00,757 Bro, let's go get Hagerty and get the fuck to that compound finally. 820 00:46:00,841 --> 00:46:01,842 [engine revving] 821 00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:14,480 [Dugan] The explosives are all set. Just say when. 822 00:46:14,563 --> 00:46:17,691 At the risk of sounding trite, last chance. 823 00:46:22,362 --> 00:46:25,491 American military has captured Ivan Koslov. 824 00:46:27,242 --> 00:46:29,411 That is why our timetable had to shift. 825 00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:35,333 What's the plan? 826 00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:37,794 First, I'm gonna kill the fucker in charge, 827 00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:39,046 then the rest of them. 828 00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:40,839 Then I'm gonna take the bomb. 829 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:44,051 But, hey, if this shit goes south, you get the fuck out of here. 830 00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:47,221 If they catch you, you act like you're scared shitless. 831 00:46:47,763 --> 00:46:49,890 Put on a show. I know you can do that. 832 00:46:50,682 --> 00:46:53,143 And with this, if they come close to you, 833 00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:55,270 put the pointy part somewhere soft. 834 00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:56,647 Okay? 835 00:46:57,231 --> 00:46:58,231 I'll be back. 836 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:03,654 If you could just wait a little longer, you can get your bomb. 837 00:47:04,279 --> 00:47:07,074 You can still destroy Las Vegas in a matter of hours. 838 00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:08,992 Las Vegas is just the beginning. 839 00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:12,746 Our plans are far more explosive. 840 00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:15,374 I suggest you get out of your seat. 841 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,003 Fire in the hole! 842 00:47:21,588 --> 00:47:22,588 [screams] 843 00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:28,428 [timer beeping] 844 00:47:31,848 --> 00:47:33,850 Don't fucking move. I'm taking the nuke. 845 00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:36,645 [Lana] Trunk, help! 846 00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:41,149 So your gun goes down or mine goes off. 847 00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:44,861 Make your call now, or I will make it for you. 848 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:50,408 Fine. 849 00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:55,289 But don't fucking touch her! 850 00:47:57,874 --> 00:47:58,874 [man] Ehren. 851 00:47:59,334 --> 00:48:01,211 Thank you so much for joining us. 852 00:48:01,795 --> 00:48:04,715 Your timing, as ever, is impeccable. 853 00:48:04,798 --> 00:48:07,384 Put Mr. Litvin in the freezer with the rest of them. 854 00:48:07,467 --> 00:48:08,467 [man 2] Yes, sir. 855 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,151 We are behind schedule. 856 00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:26,570 We don't have another four hours to waste. 857 00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,405 Can you get the timer off? 858 00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:30,574 I'll have a look. Might take a bit. 859 00:48:30,657 --> 00:48:32,743 Oh, so you the head bitch in charge, huh? 860 00:48:32,826 --> 00:48:37,331 Well, I am the bitch with the nuke and you're the bitch in cuffs. 861 00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:39,041 So, yeah! 862 00:48:39,124 --> 00:48:40,584 Sure looks that way, doesn't it? 863 00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:42,127 What do you want me to do with them? 864 00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:46,465 [man] Find out who they're working for, and how they know about the warehouse. 865 00:48:46,548 --> 00:48:48,800 You have as long as it takes Mr. Dugan 866 00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:50,969 to finish removing the timer. 867 00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:53,639 So... be creative. 868 00:49:04,983 --> 00:49:06,943 [Chad] Get ready! We're almost there!