1 00:00:07,967 --> 00:00:09,302 [man panting] 2 00:00:17,894 --> 00:00:20,188 [Chad] Sly is so fucking ripped, dude. 3 00:00:20,855 --> 00:00:22,565 Jesus Christ, look at those veins. 4 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:25,568 I do respect Arnie, but he's over-pumped. 5 00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:26,819 It's not sustainable. 6 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:28,696 But Rambo's got working muscles. 7 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:33,576 Muscles you get building monasteries in Thailand to atone for your sins. 8 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:37,288 Type of muscles you get stick fighting dudes in Bangkok for fun. 9 00:00:39,874 --> 00:00:41,793 And he rocks the fuck out of those bangs. 10 00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:44,337 Shit, kiddo, you don't have to tell me. 11 00:00:44,337 --> 00:00:46,380 And he wasn't afraid to flash 12 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,633 a little caboose in First Blood II, either. 13 00:00:49,634 --> 00:00:51,511 Mmm. Mmm. 14 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:55,389 - [chuckles softly] - Hey... Keep it clean, Mom, shit. 15 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,934 - I'll keep it anyway I like. - Goddamn. 16 00:00:57,934 --> 00:01:00,770 And what I like is an action hero 17 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:04,107 that's got the balls to show his tight tuchus on camera. 18 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:06,067 Arnold did it, too. Gotta give him that. 19 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:07,527 - He did. - And Van Damme? 20 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,029 Almost as a rule. 21 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:12,824 [laughing] And Seagal never did. 22 00:01:12,824 --> 00:01:15,535 That pear-shaped poser never had a tight tuchus. 23 00:01:15,535 --> 00:01:19,080 Oh, you'd kick the shit out of prime Seagal, pumpkin. 24 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,624 - Fucking A, I would, Mom. Shit. - [chuckles] 25 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:23,835 - [Chad] He's a commie now, by the way. - Hmm. 26 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:29,215 Is that your, uh, Pilates instructor friend? 27 00:01:29,215 --> 00:01:30,132 Mmm-hmm. 28 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:32,885 Plan on seeing her again before you ship out? 29 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:35,805 Nah, it's casual. Like, purely sexual. 30 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:39,100 - I know what casual is, dipshit. - [chuckles softly] 31 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:44,522 I just thought you might look for something a little more substantial. 32 00:01:44,522 --> 00:01:47,275 It's a bit of a hard target in my line of work, Mom. 33 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:48,442 I'm here one day, 34 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:51,571 I'm off to Canada for a top secret joint special op the next. 35 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:54,115 You know how it goes. 36 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:55,992 Sure do. 37 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:00,663 Hey, you ready for more nachos? 38 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:01,664 You know it. 39 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:03,666 Mmm! 40 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:05,793 [groans loudly on TV] 41 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:08,588 Fuck, yeah! Rambo's the shit, Mom! 42 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,007 Why's this guy not our president? 43 00:02:15,011 --> 00:02:16,137 [sighs] 44 00:02:16,888 --> 00:02:18,014 [sobbing quietly] 45 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:21,475 "This isn't your war." 46 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:22,643 "It is now." 47 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:23,728 [Marge sniffles] 48 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:27,899 [sobbing quietly] 49 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:32,987 Oh, come on, Ma. You're gonna make the nachos soggy. 50 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:34,363 Oh... 51 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:36,782 Come on. Come on. 52 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:38,576 - [chuckles] - [sighs] 53 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:41,037 I'll be back before you know it. 54 00:02:41,579 --> 00:02:42,872 Not a scratch on me. 55 00:02:44,123 --> 00:02:45,208 Damn well better. 56 00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:47,543 [Chad groaning] 57 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,296 Fuck! Fuck. 58 00:02:50,296 --> 00:02:52,715 [Ava] Is everybody okay? Maya? 59 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:55,593 I'm alive... I think. 60 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:59,972 - [Ava] Paul, what happened? Paul? - [breathing shakily] 61 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:03,684 Oh, shit. 62 00:03:04,936 --> 00:03:06,771 - [Ava] The console's destroyed. - He alive? 63 00:03:06,771 --> 00:03:07,855 He's got a pulse. 64 00:03:08,439 --> 00:03:10,942 How the fuck that crash didn't wake him up though? 65 00:03:10,942 --> 00:03:13,611 [Chad] How the fuck does he still have a hard-on? 66 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:15,863 Comms check. Anyone getting this? 67 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,783 Negative. Gomez, anything? 68 00:03:18,783 --> 00:03:19,700 Fried. 69 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,535 [Maya] My tablet! Thank God. 70 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,290 [Ava] Vulture's radio's dead. I'm not getting any service. 71 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:27,708 No signal. 72 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,043 [Angela] What the hell? 73 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,170 Oh! Oh! 74 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:38,052 - Fuck! - [Ava] What? 75 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:41,013 [hesitantly] I got no signal either. 76 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:44,350 Shit. Lerner, check your phone for service. 77 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:50,481 [Maya] Game over, man. My fucking phone's busted. 78 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:52,650 What the fuck was that, Paul? 79 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:53,693 What was what? 80 00:03:54,193 --> 00:03:55,820 You destroyed the console! 81 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:57,113 What? Why? 82 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,866 - That's what I'm fucking asking you! - [Ava] All right. Back off. 83 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,827 - Fuck. - He might have a head injury. 84 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,039 [air hissing] 85 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,546 Jesus, your pupils are saucers. 86 00:04:13,546 --> 00:04:14,588 [grunting] 87 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:16,841 Where are we? 88 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:19,593 We're in the middle of the desert. We crash-landed. 89 00:04:22,263 --> 00:04:23,347 We did? 90 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:25,474 [Ava] Hey, he's high as a kite. 91 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:27,601 I thought Paul didn't do drugs. 92 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:31,856 He doesn't. No alcohol, no fat, no fun. 93 00:04:31,856 --> 00:04:34,692 There is definitely fun in his system right now. 94 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:37,695 My daughter's in Vegas. 95 00:04:37,695 --> 00:04:40,156 And fat. He said he ate a bowl of guac at the party. 96 00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:44,493 - What guac? - [Ava] I don't understand the question. 97 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:45,911 I saw him eating it. 98 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:48,289 It was gross. It had pineapple in it. 99 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,542 Fucking Hagerty. 100 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:52,710 Hagerty what? 101 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:56,630 His bomb guac is notorious 'cause he laces it with acid and shrooms 102 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:57,673 and pineapple. 103 00:04:57,673 --> 00:04:59,550 - [in Spanish] Shit. - [in English] Oh, my God. 104 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:02,803 Look, he's on the magic bus till it runs out of gas. 105 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:03,929 Let's focus. 106 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:07,892 We need to get to the Russian compound, find the nuke, and rescue Trunk ASAP. 107 00:05:07,892 --> 00:05:10,853 We're a few miles outside of the objective. We continue on foot. 108 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:13,064 On foot? 109 00:05:13,064 --> 00:05:15,983 Won't they know that we've crashed and send backup? 110 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,652 You can't track the Vulture in stealth mode. 111 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:19,779 We're on our own. 112 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:23,783 - [sighs] - Yo! Paulie, you trippy fuck! 113 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,327 - [in Spanish] Fucking Paul. - Paul? 114 00:05:26,911 --> 00:05:28,579 - [in English] Paul! - Paul! 115 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:30,373 - [Ava] Paul! - [Chad] Where the fuck is he? 116 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:32,291 Should we spread out and look for him? 117 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:34,794 In partners, maybe? 118 00:05:34,794 --> 00:05:36,253 [Ava] No, there's no time. 119 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:38,464 We have to get to the compound ASAP! 120 00:05:38,464 --> 00:05:39,965 Paul has survival training. 121 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:44,178 Let's hope it overcomes Hagerty's psychedelic chip dip! 122 00:05:45,096 --> 00:05:46,764 So we're just going to leave him? 123 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,642 Here. This will help with navigation. 124 00:05:49,642 --> 00:05:53,145 - Stole it off the console. - You're gonna let me take the lead? 125 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:55,356 Relax, it's just a compass. 126 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:58,275 - [Chad] Ready? - [Angela] Ready. 127 00:05:58,275 --> 00:05:59,735 [Chad] Let's do it. 128 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,613 - Maya, we got to go. - Let's go. 129 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:04,824 [Maya] This mission fucking sucks. 130 00:06:14,959 --> 00:06:16,043 [gun cocks] 131 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:35,563 Get your comrades to drop their guns 132 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:36,897 and open the gate 133 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:40,818 or I'll blow your brains out through your fucked up ear. 134 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,865 [in Russian] He won't kill you, you're his only leverage. 135 00:06:45,865 --> 00:06:48,701 We can take the rest of them. 136 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,745 Guns down. 137 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,081 Let them in! 138 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,291 [vehicles approaching] 139 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,001 No! 140 00:06:57,001 --> 00:06:57,918 [guns cocking] 141 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:00,462 [man] Is nyet his final answer? 142 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:02,006 I'm not going to ask again. 143 00:07:02,715 --> 00:07:04,800 Do it. Now! 144 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:08,888 [gate beeps] 145 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:17,062 Head back along our approach vector 146 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:19,607 where we saw that military chopper go down. 147 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:23,402 Make sure there are no survivors. Take Poncho. Shoot to kill. 148 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:26,614 If anyone's still alive out there, it won't be for much longer. 149 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:28,782 [Poncho] Copy that. 150 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:31,535 Shall we? 151 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:40,127 Let's go, sugar. I'm gonna be looking after you. 152 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:47,968 This fucker's heavy. 153 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,890 [Angela] This is a long haul, Chief, and my body water percentage 154 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:55,518 has got to be in the single digits by now. 155 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:59,313 Won't be much good to the big fellow if we're out of steam when we get there. 156 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:00,397 [grunts] 157 00:08:02,775 --> 00:08:06,487 Yo, you and and Trunk have been acting squirrelly as fuck around each other 158 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:07,988 ever since the party. 159 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,658 Wanna tell me what's going on or just keep gruntin'? 160 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:17,081 All right. This is classified. 161 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:19,041 At the party, 162 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:21,460 Trunk said he wanted to talk to me about something 163 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,629 and I found out what it was. 164 00:08:25,089 --> 00:08:26,173 He's into dudes. 165 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:30,219 I walked in on him in the shower with one of the circus guys. 166 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,305 Okay, so now you know. 167 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:39,353 Maybe you can help me figure out who these new players are. 168 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:41,230 Anyone with the money, 169 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:44,191 tactical resources to go toe-to-toe with Koslov 170 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,277 has got to be on our radar somewhere. 171 00:08:46,277 --> 00:08:47,403 Why aren't they? 172 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:52,658 I guess someone's not so intelligence... after all. 173 00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:53,576 What? 174 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,619 It's a play on words. Read a book. 175 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:56,996 - You done? - Are you? 176 00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,540 All right, only gonna say this once. 177 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:03,711 McKnight was a drunken mistake and none of your fucking business. 178 00:09:04,295 --> 00:09:07,298 Cut the jealous junior high shit and get your head in the game. 179 00:09:07,298 --> 00:09:08,549 You have a job to do. 180 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:11,343 - You were having sex in junior high? - [sighs] 181 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:13,304 [Chad] What the fuck you mean, "You knew?" 182 00:09:13,304 --> 00:09:16,974 Well, it's not like he came out to me, he just didn't hide it. 183 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:18,225 Why did he hide it from me? 184 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:21,186 Maybe he thought you wouldn't be cool with it. 185 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:24,064 What? He knows I'm cool with you, and... 186 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:27,109 He knows I love Queen and Top Gun. 187 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,111 What the fuck, man? 188 00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:31,947 [panting] You pussies need a break? Fine. Fine. 189 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,034 I'll happily take lead for a bit. 190 00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:36,577 We'll be right on your heels. 191 00:09:39,038 --> 00:09:40,497 I love the shit out of you, 192 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,833 but you know the minute you let eyes on Trunk, 193 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:45,586 you saw a beefier version of yourself in all the ways. 194 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,004 And he idolizes you. 195 00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:50,090 So when you're always talking about getting pussy 196 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,843 and you just assume he's going to want to be your wingman, 197 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,261 what is he supposed to do? 198 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:59,099 Shit. I do talk about pussy a lot. 199 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:00,768 [Ava] Oh, shit! 200 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,061 Winters, you good? 201 00:10:02,061 --> 00:10:04,355 I am. We may not be. 202 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,068 [Chad] Oh, fuck. You gotta be kidding me. 203 00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:11,820 God damn it, Paul! 204 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:15,616 Finally gets fucked up and ends up fucking us all. 205 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,827 Anyone know how to move a mountain? 206 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,791 Hang on, Jen. I'm on my way-- 207 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:25,918 [grunts, groans] 208 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:31,298 [groans] 209 00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:36,595 Jen... 210 00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:40,641 {\an8}Service. Thank God. 211 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:42,976 [keys beeping] 212 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,480 Hey, it's Jen. Don't leave a message. 213 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:48,982 [cell phone beeps] 214 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:53,987 She's at Caesars? 215 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:55,447 What the... 216 00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:58,909 {\an8}- Oh! - [distorted moaning] 217 00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:02,705 {\an8}Jen, no. That piece of shit! 218 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:07,251 Fuck! 219 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,629 - [engine revving] - [laughter] 220 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,096 [people whooping] 221 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:24,435 [engine revving] 222 00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:42,911 [in Russian] We're going to freeze to death, thanks to you. 223 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,207 Don't worry, Vladislav. 224 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:51,336 I'm sure it's just a Siberian Sunday stroll in there for your boys. 225 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,048 Oh, no, it's better than the alternative. 226 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,301 What is the alternative? 227 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,018 [breathing heavily] 228 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:12,774 Ugh. 229 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:19,156 Why don't you take a picture, you fucking creep? 230 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,324 It'll last longer. 231 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:25,954 Fuck you, you fucking fuckface! 232 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,039 [screams] 233 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:29,750 [cries] 234 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:34,421 Argh! 235 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,426 Wake up! 236 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,263 Wake up! Wake up! 237 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,643 It's your command, but you're in my world now, 238 00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:48,810 and I am telling you, 239 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:52,606 it will take fucking forever to drag Hagerty over this shit 240 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,775 - and even longer to go around. - Agreed. 241 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:58,529 And we're about a click away from that compound as the crow flies. 242 00:12:58,529 --> 00:13:02,157 Without that raft, Gomez and me can get over there pretty fucking fast. 243 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,117 - And then what? - [grunts softly] 244 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:07,037 We don't even know who we're dealing with. 245 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:10,832 Strategic calls will need to be made and you're not equipped to do that. 246 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,709 So I am going over with you. 247 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,628 Gomez and Maya will take Hagerty around. 248 00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:16,755 You're kidding me, right? 249 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:17,965 Not even a little. 250 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:21,134 Trunk's on the other side of this going through God knows what. 251 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,803 We're low on resources and time 252 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:26,473 and you want to send your marine sniper who's trained for this shit show 253 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,101 to babysit dead weight along the scenic route? 254 00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:31,770 I know you wanna get Trunk back. I wanna get him back, too. 255 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,939 - Lana as well. - So let's leave Hagerty here. 256 00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:34,856 Let's go get 'em! 257 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:38,777 I'm not leaving our bomb tech alone in the middle of the fucking desert! 258 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,279 You left Paul alone. 259 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,239 Paul was conscious. 260 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:45,951 Hagerty is the only person who can disarm the nuke! 261 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,619 Once we have it secured... 262 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:51,540 It's priority number one. We fuck that up, nothing else matters. 263 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:52,791 You have your orders. 264 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,337 You'll need this more than me. 265 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:58,714 Good luck, bro. 266 00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:00,882 You too. Good luck, Tech Chick. 267 00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:03,719 [sighs] 268 00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:04,970 [grunts softly] 269 00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:06,430 Are you injured? 270 00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,975 No. I fucking cut my hand in the crash. 271 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,936 Let's get moving. Try to keep up. 272 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,396 [upbeat music playing] 273 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,698 [engine revving] 274 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,243 [tires screeching] 275 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,830 Good evening, sir. Welcome to Caesars. 276 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:37,628 - Any special instructions for this or-- - Keep it. 277 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,173 [indistinct chatter] 278 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:54,436 [in Latin] My daughter is also very promiscuous. 279 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,331 [man] Whoa! Big winners. 280 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,249 Congrats, edgy. That's a fat stack. 281 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,210 Hey, fan me out, fan me out. 282 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,380 [chuckling] Hey, congrats, y'all. 283 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:29,429 Yo, what the fuck? 284 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,639 Where is my daughter? 285 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:34,059 How should I know? I don't even know who you are. 286 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,603 Jen. Where is Jen? 287 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,106 Oh, you're Jen's dad! 288 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,566 It's all good, pops. She's up in our room. 289 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,528 Take me there. Now. 290 00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:45,445 Okay. 291 00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:47,656 [gun cocking] 292 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,785 Captain Yung. Yes? 293 00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:54,705 No sound or I shoot kidney. 294 00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:57,124 Very painful. You no like. 295 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,291 Understand? 296 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,508 - [elevator bell dings] - Come now. 297 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,176 Both of you. 298 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,179 Hey, yo! Party foul. 299 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,974 Hey! Hey! Watch the jacket, bro! 300 00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:25,652 I thought we were... supposed to be going around. 301 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,030 This is barely an incline. Man the fuck up. 302 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,991 - [grunting] - [Angela] Fuck! 303 00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:33,243 I'm sorry, okay? 304 00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:36,997 I'm sorry you have to babysit this dead weight. 305 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,505 Look, I shouldn't have called you deadweight, all right? 306 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,466 I only said that because... 307 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:49,468 You are. 308 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,636 I'm just worried about Trunk 309 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,889 and pissed at Winters for porking my program. 310 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,225 She's probably trying to pork McKnight right now. 311 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,770 She's dreaming if she thinks she'll milk another hate fuck 312 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,104 out of that dick. 313 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,024 Hate fuck? That's all it was? 314 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,150 According to him, yeah. 315 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,444 One and done. That's how we roll. 316 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,035 Oh! Oh, shit! 317 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,829 You wanted to smash pissers with Mac! 318 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,498 - Smash what? - Yeah! 319 00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:22,959 Ew! No. No, stop it. Stop. Okay, maybe. 320 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:23,919 [snickers] 321 00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:26,421 I mean, have you seen those abs? 322 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:27,339 'Course I have. 323 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,382 Guy never met a shirt he didn't want to peel off. 324 00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:33,762 Listen, he's way the fuck ahead of us now with only Winters for backup. 325 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,765 So unless you want them to have all the fun, get your ass moving. 326 00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,350 Let's go. Vamos. 327 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,647 [Maya] Holy shit. Hagerty! 328 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:55,575 Can you check your phone? There might be service up this high. 329 00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:58,995 Negative. 330 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:00,747 Fuck! 331 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:04,209 I was supposed to check in with Langdon on the hour. It's already half past. 332 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,379 He's liable to expect the worst. 333 00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:09,047 Fucking A. 334 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,466 Send in the rest of my SEALs. Send in the Marines. 335 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,343 Send in the fucking Space Force. 336 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,679 Sends in anyone without knowing the score, 337 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:18,765 they might spook our new friends into setting off a nuke. 338 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:22,644 We don't know the first thing about them or their agenda. 339 00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,814 They're ex-military. Most definitely ours. 340 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,691 What makes you say that? 341 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:28,775 The way they fought. 342 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,445 Their exfil cover was by our book. 343 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,825 Yeah... I'm more than just a pretty face. 344 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,536 And I would know a lot more too 345 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,872 if you would let me take Litvin when I wanted. 346 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,875 Or you would have gotten nothing out of him. 347 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:48,378 We'd have no intel on this new faction, 348 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,505 no fucking clue where the nuke is, 349 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,757 and we'd be worse off than we are right now. 350 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,467 Guess again. 351 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,096 Fuck me. 352 00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:00,682 Tried that already. Didn't get us anywhere. 353 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:06,688 [coughing] 354 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,815 Ah! Shit. 355 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,153 - Where are we? - In a sauna. 356 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,947 I'm pretty sure we're at the Russians' home base. 357 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:18,366 Those other guys kidnapped us and locked us here. 358 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,576 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 359 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,830 It's okay. I know I'm not your type. 360 00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:27,292 What? You aren't? 361 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,420 You haven't eye-fucked me once since we met. 362 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,632 More than I can say for your commando buddies. 363 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:35,258 Huh. 364 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,552 Ain't that some shit. 365 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,971 We just met... You already know things about me 366 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:42,390 that my best friend just learned about tonight... 367 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,059 - by accident. - Oh! 368 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,937 That's why he was being so weird earlier? 369 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:49,522 He's trying too hard to prove he's cool with it. 370 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:51,816 He's not? 371 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,903 McKnight just... 372 00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:59,616 looks at things and people through a narrow scope. 373 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,828 But I can count on one thing. 374 00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,039 He won't leave us here to die. 375 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:09,960 Rescue ops are underway as we speak. I can guarantee that. 376 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:11,503 About that... 377 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,547 they already came after us in your helicopter. 378 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:16,925 It crashed. 379 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:20,470 No. 380 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:25,225 We've been through worse and made it on the other side. 381 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,935 We're going to get through this. 382 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,187 - All of us. - Careful. 383 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,106 This pervy guard comes by every few minutes 384 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:32,941 to keep an eye on us. Mostly me. 385 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,276 Well, it's clear for now. 386 00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,030 [grunting] 387 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:41,741 Fuck! 388 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:45,328 It's okay. It was actually a really good try. 389 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,376 [panting heavily] 390 00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:55,714 We're not going to die in here. 391 00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:02,971 [timer beeping] 392 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:06,933 [man] Incredible. 393 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,602 You must send my regards to Mr. Koslov, 394 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,105 if you live to see him again. 395 00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:18,945 I am the only one with the entry code. 396 00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:22,073 So now what will you do? 397 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,909 Have your men break me for it? 398 00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:28,830 Or you can negotiate as businessmen. 399 00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,625 - Hmm. Quite a pickle. - Mmm. 400 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,795 But I've got a third option in mind. 401 00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:38,757 - Get me Mr. Dugan. - Yes, sir. 402 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:44,346 [man] Where is Vladislav Litvin? 403 00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:46,264 You know him. 404 00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:48,850 Russian, this high. 405 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,520 One ear not so good. 406 00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,150 [grunts] 407 00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,403 Ow! Fuck, man! 408 00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:03,448 Tell me where your team is holding Vlad, 409 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:04,657 and I punch no more. 410 00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:06,701 [spits] 411 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,204 [grunts] 412 00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:11,039 I don't know any Vlad Litvin. 413 00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:13,166 And I'm not on any team. 414 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,292 Please. 415 00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:18,046 We spot American military from so many kilometers away. 416 00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:21,591 Kilometers like miles, but make sense. 417 00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:24,636 So stop telling lies. 418 00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:27,180 Hey, uh, he's not lying, guy. 419 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,974 He's just here to find his daughter. I'm her boyfriend. 420 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,977 We don't like to put labels on it. We're dabbling in poly-- 421 00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:35,939 [groans] 422 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,107 Daughter? 423 00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:39,234 I bring her here, 424 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,278 you'll start telling some truth, I think. 425 00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:52,247 [chuckles nervously] 426 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:57,460 [laughing] 427 00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:02,924 Bacchanalia Suite. 428 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:06,136 [Paul] You motherfucker. 429 00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:09,848 [in Russian] I won't be long. 430 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,142 [breathing heavily] 431 00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:17,438 - [grunts] - Ow! Can you stop? 432 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:18,731 [breathing heavily] 433 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,817 - [grunting] - [groans] 434 00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:22,777 [screams] 435 00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:25,989 [grunts] 436 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,283 [Paul] You're fucking dead. 437 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,286 [both grunting] 438 00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:40,378 Oh! Face! 439 00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:44,591 [groans] 440 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,384 Kick him in the dick. The dick! 441 00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:50,054 [both grunting] 442 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,225 [screaming] 443 00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:55,977 Yes! 444 00:23:58,229 --> 00:23:59,522 Oh! 445 00:24:05,195 --> 00:24:07,363 [laughing] Bro! 446 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:16,998 Yes! 447 00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:21,711 [grunts] 448 00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:23,087 Know what we could use? 449 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,715 - What's that? - Helicopter. 450 00:24:25,715 --> 00:24:26,883 Ha! 451 00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:28,384 You ready? 452 00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:32,513 - Do I have a choice? [sighs] - No. 453 00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:35,308 - Sucks, don't it? - Can you see the ground? 454 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:37,769 No, but I'm sure it's down there somewhere. 455 00:24:39,187 --> 00:24:41,189 I'm going to suss out a safe route. 456 00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:43,858 All you got to do is follow it, hold for hold. 457 00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:45,985 That's one way to look up my dress. 458 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:48,363 - Nothing I haven't seen already. - Fair enough. 459 00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:50,031 All right, let's do this. 460 00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:52,700 [grunts] 461 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:55,787 - Ava. Hang on. - [grunting] 462 00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:57,622 You're gonna be all right. 463 00:24:59,749 --> 00:25:01,042 - [rocks crumbling] - [grunts] 464 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:03,294 I can't hang on. Oh, fuck. 465 00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:05,546 - McKnight, I'm slipping. - Ava, I got you! 466 00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:08,132 [both screaming] 467 00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:10,802 - [Chad coughs] - [grunts] 468 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,221 [inhales sharply, coughs] 469 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,102 Fuck me. 470 00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:20,311 We tried that already. 471 00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,021 Didn't get us anywhere. 472 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,273 [chuckles dryly] 473 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,318 [gasps] 474 00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:32,156 Oh, Jesus, McKnight. You're leaking. 475 00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:34,742 [groaning] I got shrapnel in the crash. 476 00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:36,995 It's no big whoop. 477 00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:38,496 Uh, some big whoop. 478 00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:40,873 We gotta close you up before you bleed to death. 479 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,418 There's nothing we can do here. We gotta keep moving. 480 00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:44,711 [light clicks] 481 00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:48,339 - [gun cocking] - [woman] Hands to the sky, fuck sticks. 482 00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:52,802 Who the hell are you? And what y'all doing on my property? 483 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:54,804 Oh, shit. 484 00:25:58,433 --> 00:26:00,310 And you think I'm dead weight? 485 00:26:01,519 --> 00:26:06,316 Thank God I cleaned his ass. 486 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:07,734 What? 487 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,235 [grunting] Long story. 488 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:13,364 Hey, you should just go on without me. 489 00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:15,700 I can stay here with Hagerty and the raft 490 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:18,494 and you'll be free to Marine raid the Russian compound. 491 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,830 There's enough room. It's not like Titanic. 492 00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:24,250 I can just curl up, take a nap, wait 'til you get back. 493 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,586 No deal, Lerner. Off your ass, let's go! 494 00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:28,880 What for? [exhales heavily] 495 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,300 There's nothing I can do without my tablet, phone, or laptop. 496 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:35,219 Just like there's nothing I could do to stop Litvin. 497 00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:39,349 I'm just Tech Chick, without any tech... 498 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,267 I'm just chick. 499 00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:44,979 Yeah, well, I missed Litvin, too... 500 00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:47,482 And I had a shot at the guy who grabbed Trunk, 501 00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:50,860 but my eyes were doing a molly dance to take it. 502 00:26:51,736 --> 00:26:54,322 You're not the only one who came up short back there. 503 00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:56,991 Gomez, I didn't know I'm... 504 00:26:57,825 --> 00:26:58,659 I'm sorry. 505 00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:01,829 Shit happens. You move on... 506 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:05,041 Which is what we should be doing, so hop to. 507 00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:07,335 Okay. 508 00:27:09,712 --> 00:27:10,922 [crashing] 509 00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:12,507 - [screams] - Lerner! 510 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:15,051 - [grunts] - You okay? 511 00:27:15,051 --> 00:27:17,512 I think so. Where am I? 512 00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:18,429 I don't know. 513 00:27:18,429 --> 00:27:21,432 Must be some old mining shaft. Can you get out? 514 00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:23,226 I can't see anything! 515 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:31,609 [groans] Fuck! I skinned my knee. 516 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:33,694 Gomez? 517 00:27:36,072 --> 00:27:37,115 Hello? 518 00:27:39,951 --> 00:27:40,827 Heads-up! 519 00:27:49,627 --> 00:27:50,628 [screams] 520 00:27:55,216 --> 00:27:56,926 - You hear that? - Coyote? 521 00:27:58,428 --> 00:27:59,303 Hope not. 522 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:04,100 [man] No visual contact yet, but we might have heard signs of life. 523 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:06,310 Okay, well, hunt 'em down. 524 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:09,272 Ah! There he is. 525 00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:11,941 Mr. Dugan, this is Vlad. 526 00:28:11,941 --> 00:28:13,818 Vlad is a businessman. 527 00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:15,736 Vlad, this is Mr. Dugan. 528 00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:18,072 He's my explosives expert. 529 00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:20,158 You are going to blow the door? 530 00:28:20,158 --> 00:28:21,367 Are you insane? 531 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:24,662 Insane? Depends on who you ask. 532 00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:28,916 But dedicated to my objective and out of patience? 533 00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:31,461 Absolutely. 534 00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:33,045 [drill whirring] 535 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:45,099 Hot enough for ya? 536 00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:49,687 Come in and find out. 537 00:28:50,313 --> 00:28:53,232 [chuckles] You just want to fuck me all of a sudden, huh? 538 00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:56,569 Honestly, I'd fuck you just for the fresh air you'd bring in 539 00:28:56,569 --> 00:28:57,862 when you open that door. 540 00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:02,492 Oh, yeah? Convince me. 541 00:29:06,496 --> 00:29:07,330 [moans softly] 542 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:10,416 How's this? 543 00:29:13,336 --> 00:29:14,462 [moans softly] 544 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,006 You like that? 545 00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:23,763 Don't worry about him. He's worthless. 546 00:29:40,488 --> 00:29:41,572 Just a heads-up, 547 00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:43,658 I'm going to enjoy this 548 00:29:44,659 --> 00:29:46,244 a lot more than you. 549 00:29:46,244 --> 00:29:47,203 [chuckles] 550 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:49,497 You never know. 551 00:29:50,164 --> 00:29:51,165 [screams] 552 00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:57,046 Did you call me worthless? 553 00:29:57,046 --> 00:29:58,089 Sorry. 554 00:29:58,089 --> 00:30:01,217 [Trunk] That's what you get for thinking with your dick. 555 00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:02,802 - You ready? - Yeah. 556 00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:04,011 Stay behind me. 557 00:30:05,096 --> 00:30:05,972 [shushes] 558 00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:09,809 [Maya] Gomez! Hurry! They're creepy crawling all over me! 559 00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:12,144 - [Angela] I'm going as fast as I can. - [whimpering] 560 00:30:13,062 --> 00:30:15,523 [Maya] I think they're attracted to the light. 561 00:30:16,107 --> 00:30:18,818 - [screams] - It's a rope, Lerner! Grab it! 562 00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,528 Ah, shit. Okay. 563 00:30:21,112 --> 00:30:22,321 Pull me up. Pull me up! 564 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:23,948 I can't. There's no leverage. 565 00:30:23,948 --> 00:30:25,950 Tie it around you like a belt. 566 00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:29,245 And walk yourself up the wall of the pit while I brace you. 567 00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:32,790 Walk myself up the wall? Who am I Spider-Man? 568 00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:33,916 Yeah, obviously not, 569 00:30:33,916 --> 00:30:36,460 but unless you want to die down there, get moving! 570 00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:39,422 Get it tight, and put your feet up flat against the side, 571 00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:41,966 and lean back as far as you can. 572 00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:43,467 [Maya] Oh, fuck! 573 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,096 That's it! 574 00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:50,766 [grunts] Fuck! 575 00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,103 Get your shit together, Lerner. 576 00:30:54,103 --> 00:30:57,189 You're a key fucking member of an elite fucking team, 577 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,400 and the best fucking hacker in the world. 578 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,903 If you could climb to the top of that food chain, 579 00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:03,905 you can climb out of this fucking pit. 580 00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:09,702 That's what I'm talking about! 581 00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:13,539 - [grunting] - Yes! Climb that shit! 582 00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:18,836 - [grunting] - Fuck yeah! 583 00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:24,467 Holy shit. I'm alive. 584 00:31:28,638 --> 00:31:31,641 Hey, you're stronger than you think. 585 00:31:31,641 --> 00:31:35,353 No more tripping, no more bitching and no more self-pitying. 586 00:31:36,646 --> 00:31:37,480 Ready? 587 00:31:38,648 --> 00:31:39,690 I was born ready. 588 00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:40,775 No, you weren't. 589 00:31:40,775 --> 00:31:43,277 Reborn. Been reborn ready. 590 00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:50,534 They drew first blood, not me. 591 00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:52,536 - [shudders] - It's okay. 592 00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:54,747 You're okay. 593 00:31:55,623 --> 00:31:56,874 [exhales] 594 00:32:00,002 --> 00:32:01,504 Oh, Christ, it's about time. 595 00:32:01,504 --> 00:32:03,965 Y'all can make googly eyes at each other later. 596 00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:05,841 We have a deal. Do you not remember? 597 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:08,970 I let you fix the stud 598 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:12,056 and then you answer my motherfucking questions. 599 00:32:12,056 --> 00:32:14,433 What the fuck y'all doing way the fuck out here? 600 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:17,144 - [gun cocks] - Stud, you spying on me? 601 00:32:18,396 --> 00:32:21,065 [chuckling] Stud. 602 00:32:22,066 --> 00:32:23,818 That's what she calls me. 603 00:32:24,485 --> 00:32:26,487 [clicks tongue] We're getting hitched tomorrow. 604 00:32:27,405 --> 00:32:31,409 So we decided to treat ourselves to a moonlight helicopter tour tonight 605 00:32:31,409 --> 00:32:35,204 and something went haywire and I guess we crash-landed-- 606 00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:36,580 Will you please shut up? 607 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:39,667 Listen, you are a sexy slab of beef, 608 00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:41,043 but you're full of shit. 609 00:32:43,713 --> 00:32:44,922 Your turn, sweet tits. 610 00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:58,477 We're part of a covert Special Forces team in pursuit of Russian arms dealers 611 00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,479 who smuggled a nuke into the country. 612 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:03,149 And yes, our chopper did crash. 613 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:05,693 So we're continuing on foot because, 614 00:33:05,693 --> 00:33:09,780 even though I am half drunk and he is fully drunk and high, 615 00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:13,367 we're the only people who can keep it from getting blown to hell. 616 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,329 I fucking knew it. 617 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,706 All them commie bastards, 618 00:33:18,706 --> 00:33:21,625 they just don't know when to quit, now do they? [cackles] 619 00:33:24,587 --> 00:33:25,463 Crazy Susan... 620 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:27,506 at your service. 621 00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:29,842 - Did you say "Crazy Susan"? - Yes. 622 00:33:29,842 --> 00:33:33,596 My ex-husband used to call me that, so I am reclaiming that shit. 623 00:33:33,596 --> 00:33:37,558 Stud, that wound gonna fester if you don't get some disinfectant on it. 624 00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:39,477 Stand fast, soldier. 625 00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:45,191 [grunts] Wow. You read her like a book. 626 00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:46,776 It's kind of what I do. 627 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:48,194 Noted. 628 00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:53,449 Ah! I wouldn't have guessed battlefield surgery is something you do. 629 00:33:53,449 --> 00:33:55,576 - Where'd you pick that up? - Battlefield. 630 00:33:56,911 --> 00:33:58,871 They don't all look the same, you know? 631 00:34:00,164 --> 00:34:01,040 Fair enough. 632 00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:05,169 Yeah, that's gonna leave a gnarly scar. 633 00:34:05,795 --> 00:34:07,880 Don't beat yourself up. Chicks dig 'em. 634 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,341 Maybe I should just let you bleed out instead. 635 00:34:10,341 --> 00:34:14,637 [chuckles] Nah. You wouldn't miss our repartee. 636 00:34:14,637 --> 00:34:15,596 [grunts] 637 00:34:17,348 --> 00:34:19,558 [exhales deeply] Winters... 638 00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:20,976 What? 639 00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:22,895 Thank you. 640 00:34:24,438 --> 00:34:26,148 Oh! You're welcome. 641 00:34:27,942 --> 00:34:29,151 Just glad you're all right. 642 00:34:29,151 --> 00:34:33,489 And it's the least I can do after what you did for me on that cliff. 643 00:34:33,489 --> 00:34:37,576 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saved your life. You save my life? 644 00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:38,828 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 645 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,872 Homemade shine. Old family recipe. 646 00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:44,583 Pour some of that on your gut. 647 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,086 Or... pour it in your guts. 648 00:34:47,878 --> 00:34:50,673 Whatever blows that golden hair back. 649 00:34:51,215 --> 00:34:52,925 I disinfect from the inside out. 650 00:34:53,634 --> 00:34:55,469 - Fuck! - [laughs] 651 00:34:57,388 --> 00:34:59,431 I really need to get in touch with my boss. 652 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:02,977 - Any chance you have a phone-- - Fuck no, I don't have no phone! 653 00:35:02,977 --> 00:35:05,312 You think I'm gonna let the government tap my shit? 654 00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:07,356 Oh! I do have a CB radio, 655 00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:09,567 but all you can raise on that 656 00:35:09,567 --> 00:35:12,361 is long-haul truckers who want to get a wank. 657 00:35:12,987 --> 00:35:14,530 If you're into that sort of thing. 658 00:35:14,530 --> 00:35:17,158 - I am into that sort of thing. - Cool. 659 00:35:17,867 --> 00:35:20,077 Copy, thank you so much for your hospitality. 660 00:35:20,077 --> 00:35:22,204 We should get to it. Can you move? 661 00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:25,916 Good as new, but we're still low on fire power. 662 00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:31,005 Hey, CS, are you willing to donate that Remington to our cause. 663 00:35:32,423 --> 00:35:36,177 Shit, hell. [chuckles] I can do better than that. 664 00:35:37,928 --> 00:35:39,388 [grunts] 665 00:35:40,890 --> 00:35:41,765 Booyah! 666 00:35:45,227 --> 00:35:47,730 [Chad] Holy shit. It's Rambo's wet dream. 667 00:35:48,522 --> 00:35:51,275 - Where did you get all this stuff? - Fuck, yes. 668 00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:53,944 [Crazy Susan] Killing mother-fucking Russkies 'R Us! 669 00:35:57,114 --> 00:35:58,407 [elevator bell dings] 670 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,672 Whoa! Whoa! Dude! I put this on my mom's Mastercard. 671 00:36:14,882 --> 00:36:17,259 Ding! I always, get multiples in Vegas. 672 00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:19,553 You never know who might join the party. 673 00:36:21,764 --> 00:36:23,098 [lock beeps] 674 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:30,773 They trashed the place. 675 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:34,735 To be honest, dog, it was mostly us. [chuckles] 676 00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:47,790 Oh, man! 677 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:52,920 They broke my fuck swing! I had this shit made custom! 678 00:36:55,005 --> 00:36:56,882 - [grunts] - [screams] 679 00:36:57,508 --> 00:37:00,052 Say another fucking word and I'll choke you to death. 680 00:37:15,943 --> 00:37:17,236 [sobbing] 681 00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:40,175 Hey, Big Papa, what's wrong? 682 00:37:43,220 --> 00:37:46,181 They took Jen, you fucking idiot. 683 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:49,018 Shit. Where? 684 00:37:49,018 --> 00:37:50,227 [cell phone ringing] 685 00:37:52,396 --> 00:37:53,772 [Paul] The Russian's phone. 686 00:37:55,024 --> 00:37:56,942 [man] Yuri, we're at The Syndicate. 687 00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:59,945 I have the girl. Bring the father and the moron to me. 688 00:38:00,863 --> 00:38:02,281 Yuri, you there? 689 00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:03,741 Fuck! 690 00:38:04,575 --> 00:38:05,534 What's The Syndicate? 691 00:38:05,534 --> 00:38:09,330 It's an old-timey, Vegas, gangster-vibe late-night spot. 692 00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:11,373 Just off The Strip. A block from here. 693 00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:12,750 Go down and call the police. 694 00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:15,085 Check, check. What you going to do? 695 00:38:17,379 --> 00:38:18,839 I'm going to get my daughter back. 696 00:38:18,839 --> 00:38:21,091 Ooh! 697 00:38:24,762 --> 00:38:26,013 Am I talking to you? 698 00:38:34,521 --> 00:38:35,981 Why didn't you just kill him? 699 00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:38,025 Who knows how many men are in this place. 700 00:38:38,025 --> 00:38:41,236 We gotta get out before they know we're gone and call for backup. 701 00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:42,905 We can't risk being discovered. 702 00:38:54,625 --> 00:38:55,501 [door closing] 703 00:39:04,635 --> 00:39:05,636 [sniffs] 704 00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:18,607 [inhales, stomach rumbles] 705 00:39:30,327 --> 00:39:31,370 [drill whirring] 706 00:39:35,207 --> 00:39:38,043 [Lana] Why are you stopping? Exit's right in front of us. 707 00:39:39,086 --> 00:39:39,920 Wait. 708 00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:46,718 - [Vlad] You are bluffing. - [man] Am I? 709 00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:50,013 Or are you simply underestimating my resolve... again. 710 00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:53,642 You'd risk setting off nuke and killing us all. 711 00:39:53,642 --> 00:39:55,561 Not if you give me the door code. 712 00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:57,896 Then I can just walk in and take it. 713 00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:00,524 It's your call. I'm good either way. 714 00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:02,276 The nuke is here. 715 00:40:03,527 --> 00:40:04,528 Okay. New plan. 716 00:40:04,528 --> 00:40:05,654 I'm gonna go down. 717 00:40:05,654 --> 00:40:07,739 Take all those guys out. Secure the weapon. 718 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,867 You get out of here and call for back up. 719 00:40:09,867 --> 00:40:12,327 - No, I'm not going anywhere alone-- - [shushes] 720 00:40:12,953 --> 00:40:14,830 [whispers] If you're staying, so am I. 721 00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:16,039 You're stuck with me. 722 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:21,211 Okay, but you stay behind me the entire time. 723 00:40:21,211 --> 00:40:22,129 Okay. 724 00:40:24,006 --> 00:40:26,175 ["Runnin' With The Devil" by Van Halen playing] 725 00:40:38,395 --> 00:40:40,898 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 726 00:40:42,191 --> 00:40:43,275 ♪ Ah, yeah! ♪ 727 00:40:49,573 --> 00:40:53,911 ♪ I live my life Like there's no tomorrow... ♪ 728 00:40:53,911 --> 00:40:55,996 It ain't the fastest rig on two wheels, 729 00:40:55,996 --> 00:40:58,332 but it'll get you there quicker than two feet. 730 00:40:58,332 --> 00:41:01,168 Thank you, CS. We owe you one. 731 00:41:01,168 --> 00:41:02,586 [kisses] 732 00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:04,087 Highlight of my week. 733 00:41:04,087 --> 00:41:05,839 - Oh, shit. - Stay cool, homie. 734 00:41:07,716 --> 00:41:10,427 - You're letting me drive? - Relax. It's just a bike. 735 00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:12,763 [Ava] Thank you, Susan. 736 00:41:12,763 --> 00:41:15,933 [Crazy Susan] Go get 'em, you sexy motherfuckers! 737 00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:22,064 ♪ Whoo-hoo-oo! ♪ 738 00:41:22,064 --> 00:41:22,981 [grunts] 739 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:25,609 ♪ Runnin' with the Devil ♪ 740 00:41:27,611 --> 00:41:29,279 ♪ Say one more time... ♪ 741 00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:44,962 ♪ Runnin' with the Devil ♪ 742 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:47,673 There he is. 743 00:41:47,673 --> 00:41:48,924 [song stops playing] 744 00:41:48,924 --> 00:41:50,884 [guns firing] 745 00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:54,721 Dad! 746 00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:57,140 - Jen! - Help me! 747 00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:02,145 - [gunshots] - What's wrong? 748 00:42:02,771 --> 00:42:04,982 - [gun fires] - [exclaims] Who the hell is that? 749 00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:07,693 - Who are they shooting at? - Us. Behind me. 750 00:42:09,111 --> 00:42:10,153 Stay low, come on. 751 00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:11,238 [gun firing] 752 00:42:15,951 --> 00:42:17,202 [Jen] Daddy! 753 00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:19,454 Dad, help! 754 00:42:21,790 --> 00:42:22,874 Maya, come on. 755 00:42:26,753 --> 00:42:28,547 [rapid gunfire] 756 00:42:29,548 --> 00:42:30,757 - Dad! - Jen! 757 00:42:32,926 --> 00:42:34,386 [grunting] 758 00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:39,224 [groans] 759 00:42:43,937 --> 00:42:44,896 [gun clicking] 760 00:42:53,572 --> 00:42:55,616 - Now, you die. - [whimpers] 761 00:42:55,616 --> 00:42:59,870 But first, I make you watch me shoot your daughter in the head! 762 00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:06,335 [distorted] No, my dude! 763 00:43:08,712 --> 00:43:10,130 [groans] 764 00:43:10,130 --> 00:43:12,257 [in normal voice] Fuck, yeah, fam! [grunts] 765 00:43:12,257 --> 00:43:13,884 [breathing heavily] 766 00:43:15,594 --> 00:43:17,220 It's okay. I'm here, baby. 767 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:19,431 - Daddy's here. Daddy's here. - [crying] 768 00:43:20,515 --> 00:43:23,143 Well, that would be a first! Wouldn't it? 769 00:43:24,394 --> 00:43:27,022 Where were you when we were taking prom photos? 770 00:43:27,022 --> 00:43:30,484 Where have you been my entire fucking life? 771 00:43:30,484 --> 00:43:31,526 I'm so sorry! 772 00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:34,696 Honey, I'm sorry! Daddy's here, I love you! 773 00:43:35,697 --> 00:43:36,531 [Angela] Yo! 774 00:43:39,409 --> 00:43:40,661 What the fuck, dude? 775 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,425 [Paul] Jen... where... 776 00:43:56,051 --> 00:43:57,928 What is this? What's happening? 777 00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:00,180 [Maya] Paul? 778 00:44:01,765 --> 00:44:03,016 Are you okay, buddy? 779 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:06,895 [metal rattling] 780 00:44:09,439 --> 00:44:10,732 [gun cocks] 781 00:44:10,732 --> 00:44:12,317 Mac? 782 00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:13,443 [Chad] Hell, yeah! 783 00:44:14,194 --> 00:44:16,196 And you found Captain AWOL. 784 00:44:17,114 --> 00:44:19,491 You guys all right? We heard gunfire. 785 00:44:19,491 --> 00:44:22,536 - Us too. - Paul, you okay, bud? 786 00:44:23,370 --> 00:44:24,204 Where's Jen? 787 00:44:24,788 --> 00:44:26,248 - Who's Jen? - His daughter. 788 00:44:26,248 --> 00:44:28,667 Hey, Paul, remember that guacamole you ate? 789 00:44:29,626 --> 00:44:33,422 Turns out it contained large quantities of psilocybin and LSD. 790 00:44:33,422 --> 00:44:38,260 So you're most likely experiencing extremely vivid and lucid hallucinations. 791 00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:39,761 You're tripping balls, bud. 792 00:44:40,512 --> 00:44:41,847 I'm not in Vegas? 793 00:44:41,847 --> 00:44:43,765 No, you're in the desert. 794 00:44:44,558 --> 00:44:47,018 That's okay. We're going to take care of you. 795 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:49,563 [Paul] But I stole an ATV. I drove it to Vegas. 796 00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:51,648 [Chad] He emptied the whole mag. 797 00:44:51,648 --> 00:44:53,608 What the hell are you shootin' at, Air Force? 798 00:44:53,608 --> 00:44:55,652 [Paul] Russians. I killed them all. 799 00:44:55,652 --> 00:44:57,696 What's up? You okay? What happened? 800 00:44:57,696 --> 00:44:58,947 Yeah. It's nothing. 801 00:44:58,947 --> 00:45:01,867 How do I know this isn't the hallucination? 802 00:45:02,409 --> 00:45:03,743 What makes you real? 803 00:45:05,454 --> 00:45:06,288 I don't know. 804 00:45:07,664 --> 00:45:09,040 Holy shit. 805 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:13,295 Yo... Yung went to town on this shit. 806 00:45:14,129 --> 00:45:15,547 Paul has some darkness. 807 00:45:18,717 --> 00:45:21,219 [Paul] Why do you smell like whipped cream and crotches? 808 00:45:21,344 --> 00:45:24,014 [Maya] That's... You're... You're imaging that. 809 00:45:25,891 --> 00:45:26,725 [Chad] No... 810 00:45:28,143 --> 00:45:29,686 Fuck yeah. 811 00:45:30,270 --> 00:45:33,565 Hey, Paul didn't hallucinate everything! There's an ATV over here. 812 00:45:34,441 --> 00:45:36,818 - [Ava] What? Holy shit! - Fuck yeah. 813 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,365 Yo, found the keys, Mac. 814 00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:49,164 See? I drove that to Caesars and killed all the bad guys. I swear. 815 00:45:49,164 --> 00:45:51,333 Thank Christ you brought her back, Paulie. 816 00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:54,878 Now we'll be able to make up some of the time we lost out here. 817 00:45:54,878 --> 00:45:56,004 Good job, killer. 818 00:45:56,004 --> 00:45:57,130 [Angela] Okay. 819 00:45:57,130 --> 00:46:00,800 Bro, let's go get Hagerty and get the fuck to that compound finally. 820 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:01,885 [engine revving] 821 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,523 [Dugan] The explosives are all set. Just say when. 822 00:46:14,523 --> 00:46:17,734 At the risk of sounding trite, last chance. 823 00:46:22,405 --> 00:46:25,534 American military has captured Ivan Koslov. 824 00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:29,454 That is why our timetable had to shift. 825 00:46:34,376 --> 00:46:35,293 What's the plan? 826 00:46:35,919 --> 00:46:37,837 First, I'm gonna kill the fucker in charge, 827 00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:39,089 then the rest of them. 828 00:46:39,089 --> 00:46:40,882 Then I'm gonna take the bomb. 829 00:46:40,882 --> 00:46:44,094 But, hey, if this shit goes south, you get the fuck out of here. 830 00:46:44,094 --> 00:46:47,264 If they catch you, you act like you're scared shitless. 831 00:46:47,806 --> 00:46:49,933 Put on a show. I know you can do that. 832 00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:53,186 And with this, if they come close to you, 833 00:46:53,186 --> 00:46:55,313 put the pointy part somewhere soft. 834 00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:56,690 Okay? 835 00:46:57,274 --> 00:46:58,191 I'll be back. 836 00:46:59,526 --> 00:47:03,697 If you could just wait a little longer, you can get your bomb. 837 00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:07,117 You can still destroy Las Vegas in a matter of hours. 838 00:47:07,117 --> 00:47:09,035 Las Vegas is just the beginning. 839 00:47:09,035 --> 00:47:12,789 Our plans are far more explosive. 840 00:47:13,373 --> 00:47:15,417 I suggest you get out of your seat. 841 00:47:18,003 --> 00:47:20,046 Fire in the hole! 842 00:47:21,631 --> 00:47:22,591 [screams] 843 00:47:27,304 --> 00:47:28,471 [timer beeping] 844 00:47:31,891 --> 00:47:33,893 Don't fucking move. I'm taking the nuke. 845 00:47:35,478 --> 00:47:36,688 [Lana] Trunk, help! 846 00:47:37,564 --> 00:47:41,192 So your gun goes down or mine goes off. 847 00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:44,904 Make your call now, or I will make it for you. 848 00:47:49,451 --> 00:47:50,285 Fine. 849 00:47:53,413 --> 00:47:55,332 But don't fucking touch her! 850 00:47:57,917 --> 00:47:58,793 [man] Ehren. 851 00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:01,254 Thank you so much for joining us. 852 00:48:01,838 --> 00:48:04,758 Your timing, as ever, is impeccable. 853 00:48:04,758 --> 00:48:07,427 Put Mr. Litvin in the freezer with the rest of them. 854 00:48:07,427 --> 00:48:08,345 [man 2] Yes, sir. 855 00:48:22,776 --> 00:48:24,194 We are behind schedule. 856 00:48:24,194 --> 00:48:26,613 We don't have another four hours to waste. 857 00:48:27,113 --> 00:48:28,448 Can you get the timer off? 858 00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:30,617 I'll have a look. Might take a bit. 859 00:48:30,617 --> 00:48:32,786 Oh, so you the head bitch in charge, huh? 860 00:48:32,786 --> 00:48:37,374 Well, I am the bitch with the nuke and you're the bitch in cuffs. 861 00:48:37,374 --> 00:48:39,084 So, yeah! 862 00:48:39,084 --> 00:48:40,627 Sure looks that way, doesn't it? 863 00:48:40,627 --> 00:48:42,170 What do you want me to do with them? 864 00:48:42,170 --> 00:48:46,508 [man] Find out who they're working for, and how they know about the warehouse. 865 00:48:46,508 --> 00:48:48,843 You have as long as it takes Mr. Dugan 866 00:48:48,843 --> 00:48:51,012 to finish removing the timer. 867 00:48:51,012 --> 00:48:53,682 So... be creative. 868 00:49:05,026 --> 00:49:06,986 [Chad] Get ready! We're almost there!