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[man panting]
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[Chad] Sly is so fucking ripped, dude.
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Jesus Christ, look at those veins.
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I do respect Arnie, but he's over-pumped.
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It's not sustainable.
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But Rambo's got working muscles.
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Muscles you get building monasteries
in Thailand to atone for your sins.
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Type of muscles you get
stick fighting dudes in Bangkok for fun.
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And he rocks the fuck out of those bangs.
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Shit, kiddo, you don't have to tell me.
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And he wasn't afraid to flash
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a little caboose
in First Blood II, either.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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- [chuckles softly]
- Hey... Keep it clean, Mom, shit.
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- I'll keep it anyway I like.
- Goddamn.
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And what I like is an action hero
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that's got the balls to show
his tight tuchus on camera.
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Arnold did it, too. Gotta give him that.
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- He did.
- And Van Damme?
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Almost as a rule.
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[laughing] And Seagal never did.
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That pear-shaped poser
never had a tight tuchus.
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Oh, you'd kick the shit out
of prime Seagal, pumpkin.
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- Fucking A, I would, Mom. Shit.
- [chuckles]
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- [Chad] He's a commie now, by the way.
- Hmm.
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Is that your, uh,
Pilates instructor friend?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Plan on seeing her again
before you ship out?
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Nah, it's casual. Like, purely sexual.
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- I know what casual is, dipshit.
- [chuckles softly]
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I just thought you might look
for something a little more substantial.
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It's a bit of a hard target
in my line of work, Mom.
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I'm here one day,
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I'm off to Canada for
a top secret joint special op the next.
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You know how it goes.
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Sure do.
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Hey, you ready for more nachos?
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You know it.
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Mmm!
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[groans loudly on TV]
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Fuck, yeah! Rambo's the shit, Mom!
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Why's this guy not our president?
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[sighs]
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[sobbing quietly]
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"This isn't your war."
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"It is now."
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[Marge sniffles]
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[sobbing quietly]
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Oh, come on, Ma.
You're gonna make the nachos soggy.
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Oh...
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Come on. Come on.
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- [chuckles]
- [sighs]
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I'll be back before you know it.
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Not a scratch on me.
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Damn well better.
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[Chad groaning]
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Fuck! Fuck.
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[Ava] Is everybody okay? Maya?
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I'm alive... I think.
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- [Ava] Paul, what happened? Paul?
- [breathing shakily]
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Oh, shit.
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- [Ava] The console's destroyed.
- He alive?
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He's got a pulse.
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How the fuck that crash
didn't wake him up though?
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[Chad] How the fuck
does he still have a hard-on?
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Comms check. Anyone getting this?
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Negative. Gomez, anything?
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Fried.
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[Maya] My tablet! Thank God.
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[Ava] Vulture's radio's dead.
I'm not getting any service.
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No signal.
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[Angela] What the hell?
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Oh! Oh!
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- Fuck!
- [Ava] What?
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[hesitantly] I got no signal either.
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Shit. Lerner,
check your phone for service.
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[Maya] Game over, man.
My fucking phone's busted.
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What the fuck was that, Paul?
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What was what?
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You destroyed the console!
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What? Why?
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- That's what I'm fucking asking you!
- [Ava] All right. Back off.
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- Fuck.
- He might have a head injury.
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[air hissing]
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Jesus, your pupils are saucers.
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[grunting]
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Where are we?
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We're in the middle of the desert.
We crash-landed.
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We did?
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[Ava] Hey, he's high as a kite.
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I thought Paul didn't do drugs.
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He doesn't. No alcohol, no fat, no fun.
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There is definitely fun
in his system right now.
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My daughter's in Vegas.
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And fat. He said he ate
a bowl of guac at the party.
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- What guac?
- [Ava] I don't understand the question.
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I saw him eating it.
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It was gross. It had pineapple in it.
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Fucking Hagerty.
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Hagerty what?
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His bomb guac is notorious
'cause he laces it with acid and shrooms
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and pineapple.
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- [in Spanish] Shit.
- [in English] Oh, my God.
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Look, he's on the magic bus
till it runs out of gas.
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Let's focus.
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We need to get to the Russian compound,
find the nuke, and rescue Trunk ASAP.
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We're a few miles outside
of the objective. We continue on foot.
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On foot?
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Won't they know
that we've crashed and send backup?
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You can't track the Vulture
in stealth mode.
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We're on our own.
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- [sighs]
- Yo! Paulie, you trippy fuck!
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- [in Spanish] Fucking Paul.
- Paul?
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- [in English] Paul!
- Paul!
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- [Ava] Paul!
- [Chad] Where the fuck is he?
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Should we spread out and look for him?
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In partners, maybe?
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[Ava] No, there's no time.
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We have to get to the compound ASAP!
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Paul has survival training.
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Let's hope it overcomes
Hagerty's psychedelic chip dip!
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So we're just going to leave him?
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Here. This will help with navigation.
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- Stole it off the console.
- You're gonna let me take the lead?
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Relax, it's just a compass.
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- [Chad] Ready?
- [Angela] Ready.
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[Chad] Let's do it.
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- Maya, we got to go.
- Let's go.
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[Maya] This mission fucking sucks.
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[gun cocks]
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Get your comrades to drop their guns
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and open the gate
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or I'll blow your brains out
through your fucked up ear.
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[in Russian] He won't kill you,
you're his only leverage.
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We can take the rest of them.
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Guns down.
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Let them in!
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[vehicles approaching]
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No!
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[guns cocking]
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[man] Is nyet his final answer?
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I'm not going to ask again.
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Do it. Now!
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[gate beeps]
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Head back along our approach vector
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where we saw
that military chopper go down.
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Make sure there are no survivors.
Take Poncho. Shoot to kill.
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If anyone's still alive out there,
it won't be for much longer.
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[Poncho] Copy that.
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Shall we?
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Let's go, sugar.
I'm gonna be looking after you.
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This fucker's heavy.
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[Angela] This is a long haul, Chief,
and my body water percentage
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has got to be in the single digits by now.
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Won't be much good to the big fellow
if we're out of steam when we get there.
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[grunts]
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Yo, you and and Trunk have been acting
squirrelly as fuck around each other
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ever since the party.
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Wanna tell me what's going on
or just keep gruntin'?
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All right. This is classified.
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At the party,
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Trunk said he wanted
to talk to me about something
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and I found out what it was.
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He's into dudes.
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I walked in on him in the shower
with one of the circus guys.
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Okay, so now you know.
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Maybe you can help me
figure out who these new players are.
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Anyone with the money,
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tactical resources
to go toe-to-toe with Koslov
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has got to be on our radar somewhere.
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Why aren't they?
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I guess someone's
not so intelligence... after all.
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What?
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It's a play on words. Read a book.
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- You done?
- Are you?
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All right, only gonna say this once.
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McKnight was a drunken mistake
and none of your fucking business.
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Cut the jealous junior high shit
and get your head in the game.
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You have a job to do.
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- You were having sex in junior high?
- [sighs]
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[Chad] What the fuck you mean, "You knew?"
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Well, it's not like he came out to me,
he just didn't hide it.
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Why did he hide it from me?
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Maybe he thought
you wouldn't be cool with it.
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What? He knows I'm cool with you, and...
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He knows I love Queen and Top Gun.
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What the fuck, man?
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[panting] You pussies need a break?
Fine. Fine.
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I'll happily take lead for a bit.
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We'll be right on your heels.
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I love the shit out of you,
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but you know
the minute you let eyes on Trunk,
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you saw a beefier version
of yourself in all the ways.
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And he idolizes you.
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So when you're always talking
about getting pussy
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and you just assume
he's going to want to be your wingman,
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what is he supposed to do?
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Shit. I do talk about pussy a lot.
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[Ava] Oh, shit!
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Winters, you good?
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00:10:02,061 --> 00:10:04,355
I am. We may not be.
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00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,068
[Chad] Oh, fuck. You gotta be kidding me.
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00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:11,820
God damn it, Paul!
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00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:15,616
Finally gets fucked up
and ends up fucking us all.
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00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,827
Anyone know how to move a mountain?
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00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,791
Hang on, Jen. I'm on my way--
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[grunts, groans]
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[groans]
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00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:36,595
Jen...
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{\an8}Service. Thank God.
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[keys beeping]
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Hey, it's Jen.
Don't leave a message.
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00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:48,982
[cell phone beeps]
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00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:53,987
She's at Caesars?
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00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:55,447
What the...
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{\an8}- Oh!
- [distorted moaning]
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{\an8}Jen, no. That piece of shit!
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Fuck!
219
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,629
- [engine revving]
- [laughter]
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[people whooping]
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00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:24,435
[engine revving]
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[in Russian] We're going
to freeze to death, thanks to you.
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Don't worry, Vladislav.
224
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:51,336
I'm sure it's just a Siberian
Sunday stroll in there for your boys.
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00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,048
Oh, no, it's better than the alternative.
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00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,301
What is the alternative?
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[breathing heavily]
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Ugh.
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Why don't you take a picture,
you fucking creep?
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It'll last longer.
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Fuck you, you fucking fuckface!
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[screams]
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[cries]
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Argh!
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00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,426
Wake up!
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00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,263
Wake up! Wake up!
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It's your command,
but you're in my world now,
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and I am telling you,
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it will take fucking forever
to drag Hagerty over this shit
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- and even longer to go around.
- Agreed.
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00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:58,529
And we're about a click away
from that compound as the crow flies.
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Without that raft, Gomez and me
can get over there pretty fucking fast.
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00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,117
- And then what?
- [grunts softly]
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00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:07,037
We don't even know who we're dealing with.
245
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:10,832
Strategic calls will need to be made
and you're not equipped to do that.
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00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,709
So I am going over with you.
247
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,628
Gomez and Maya will take Hagerty around.
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00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:16,755
You're kidding me, right?
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Not even a little.
250
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:21,134
Trunk's on the other side of this
going through God knows what.
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We're low on resources and time
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and you want to send your marine sniper
who's trained for this shit show
253
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,101
to babysit dead weight
along the scenic route?
254
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:31,770
I know you wanna get Trunk back.
I wanna get him back, too.
255
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,939
- Lana as well.
- So let's leave Hagerty here.
256
00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:34,856
Let's go get 'em!
257
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:38,777
I'm not leaving our bomb tech alone
in the middle of the fucking desert!
258
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,279
You left Paul alone.
259
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,239
Paul was conscious.
260
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:45,951
Hagerty is the only person
who can disarm the nuke!
261
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,619
Once we have it secured...
262
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:51,540
It's priority number one.
We fuck that up, nothing else matters.
263
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:52,791
You have your orders.
264
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,337
You'll need this more than me.
265
00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:58,714
Good luck, bro.
266
00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:00,882
You too. Good luck, Tech Chick.
267
00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:03,719
[sighs]
268
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:04,970
[grunts softly]
269
00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:06,430
Are you injured?
270
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,975
No. I fucking cut my hand in the crash.
271
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,936
Let's get moving. Try to keep up.
272
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,396
[upbeat music playing]
273
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,698
[engine revving]
274
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,243
[tires screeching]
275
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,830
Good evening, sir. Welcome to Caesars.
276
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:37,628
- Any special instructions for this or--
- Keep it.
277
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,173
[indistinct chatter]
278
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:54,436
[in Latin] My daughter
is also very promiscuous.
279
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,331
[man] Whoa! Big winners.
280
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,249
Congrats, edgy. That's a fat stack.
281
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,210
Hey, fan me out, fan me out.
282
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,380
[chuckling] Hey, congrats, y'all.
283
00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:29,429
Yo, what the fuck?
284
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,639
Where is my daughter?
285
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:34,059
How should I know?
I don't even know who you are.
286
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,603
Jen. Where is Jen?
287
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,106
Oh, you're Jen's dad!
288
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,566
It's all good, pops. She's up in our room.
289
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,528
Take me there. Now.
290
00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:45,445
Okay.
291
00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:47,656
[gun cocking]
292
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,785
Captain Yung. Yes?
293
00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:54,705
No sound or I shoot kidney.
294
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:57,124
Very painful. You no like.
295
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,291
Understand?
296
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,508
- [elevator bell dings]
- Come now.
297
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,176
Both of you.
298
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,179
Hey, yo! Party foul.
299
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,974
Hey! Hey! Watch the jacket, bro!
300
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:25,652
I thought we were...
supposed to be going around.
301
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,030
This is barely an incline.
Man the fuck up.
302
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,991
- [grunting]
- [Angela] Fuck!
303
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:33,243
I'm sorry, okay?
304
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:36,997
I'm sorry you have
to babysit this dead weight.
305
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,505
Look, I shouldn't have
called you deadweight, all right?
306
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,466
I only said that because...
307
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:49,468
You are.
308
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,636
I'm just worried about Trunk
309
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,889
and pissed at Winters
for porking my program.
310
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,225
She's probably trying
to pork McKnight right now.
311
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,770
She's dreaming if she thinks
she'll milk another hate fuck
312
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,104
out of that dick.
313
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,024
Hate fuck? That's all it was?
314
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,150
According to him, yeah.
315
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,444
One and done. That's how we roll.
316
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,035
Oh! Oh, shit!
317
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,829
You wanted to smash pissers with Mac!
318
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,498
- Smash what?
- Yeah!
319
00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:22,959
Ew! No. No, stop it. Stop. Okay, maybe.
320
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:23,919
[snickers]
321
00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:26,421
I mean, have you seen those abs?
322
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:27,339
'Course I have.
323
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,382
Guy never met a shirt
he didn't want to peel off.
324
00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:33,762
Listen, he's way the fuck ahead of us now
with only Winters for backup.
325
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,765
So unless you want them
to have all the fun, get your ass moving.
326
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,350
Let's go. Vamos.
327
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,647
[Maya] Holy shit. Hagerty!
328
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:55,575
Can you check your phone?
There might be service up this high.
329
00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:58,995
Negative.
330
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:00,747
Fuck!
331
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:04,209
I was supposed to check in with Langdon
on the hour. It's already half past.
332
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,379
He's liable to expect the worst.
333
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:09,047
Fucking A.
334
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,466
Send in the rest of my SEALs.
Send in the Marines.
335
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,343
Send in the fucking Space Force.
336
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,679
Sends in anyone without knowing the score,
337
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:18,765
they might spook our new friends
into setting off a nuke.
338
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:22,644
We don't know the first thing
about them or their agenda.
339
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,814
They're ex-military. Most definitely ours.
340
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,691
What makes you say that?
341
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:28,775
The way they fought.
342
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,445
Their exfil cover was by our book.
343
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,825
Yeah... I'm more than just a pretty face.
344
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,536
And I would know a lot more too
345
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,872
if you would let me
take Litvin when I wanted.
346
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,875
Or you would have
gotten nothing out of him.
347
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:48,378
We'd have no intel on this new faction,
348
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,505
no fucking clue where the nuke is,
349
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,757
and we'd be worse off
than we are right now.
350
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,467
Guess again.
351
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,096
Fuck me.
352
00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:00,682
Tried that already.
Didn't get us anywhere.
353
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:06,688
[coughing]
354
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,815
Ah! Shit.
355
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,153
- Where are we?
- In a sauna.
356
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,947
I'm pretty sure
we're at the Russians' home base.
357
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:18,366
Those other guys kidnapped us
and locked us here.
358
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,576
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
359
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,830
It's okay. I know I'm not your type.
360
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:27,292
What? You aren't?
361
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,420
You haven't eye-fucked me once
since we met.
362
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,632
More than I can say
for your commando buddies.
363
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:35,258
Huh.
364
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,552
Ain't that some shit.
365
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,971
We just met...
You already know things about me
366
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:42,390
that my best friend
just learned about tonight...
367
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,059
- by accident.
- Oh!
368
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,937
That's why he was being so weird earlier?
369
00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:49,522
He's trying too hard
to prove he's cool with it.
370
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:51,816
He's not?
371
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,903
McKnight just...
372
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:59,616
looks at things and people
through a narrow scope.
373
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,828
But I can count on one thing.
374
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,039
He won't leave us here to die.
375
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:09,960
Rescue ops are underway as we speak.
I can guarantee that.
376
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:11,503
About that...
377
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,547
they already came after us
in your helicopter.
378
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:16,925
It crashed.
379
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:20,470
No.
380
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:25,225
We've been through worse
and made it on the other side.
381
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,935
We're going to get through this.
382
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,187
- All of us.
- Careful.
383
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,106
This pervy guard
comes by every few minutes
384
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:32,941
to keep an eye on us. Mostly me.
385
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,276
Well, it's clear for now.
386
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,030
[grunting]
387
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:41,741
Fuck!
388
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:45,328
It's okay.
It was actually a really good try.
389
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,376
[panting heavily]
390
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:55,714
We're not going to die in here.
391
00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:02,971
[timer beeping]
392
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:06,933
[man] Incredible.
393
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,602
You must send my regards to Mr. Koslov,
394
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,105
if you live to see him again.
395
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:18,945
I am the only one with the entry code.
396
00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:22,073
So now what will you do?
397
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,909
Have your men break me for it?
398
00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:28,830
Or you can negotiate as businessmen.
399
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,625
- Hmm. Quite a pickle.
- Mmm.
400
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,795
But I've got a third option in mind.
401
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:38,757
- Get me Mr. Dugan.
- Yes, sir.
402
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:44,346
[man] Where is Vladislav Litvin?
403
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:46,264
You know him.
404
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:48,850
Russian, this high.
405
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,520
One ear not so good.
406
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,150
[grunts]
407
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,403
Ow! Fuck, man!
408
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:03,448
Tell me where your team is holding Vlad,
409
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:04,657
and I punch no more.
410
00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:06,701
[spits]
411
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,204
[grunts]
412
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:11,039
I don't know any Vlad Litvin.
413
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:13,166
And I'm not on any team.
414
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,292
Please.
415
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:18,046
We spot American military
from so many kilometers away.
416
00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:21,591
Kilometers like miles, but make sense.
417
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:24,636
So stop telling lies.
418
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:27,180
Hey, uh, he's not lying, guy.
419
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,974
He's just here to find his daughter.
I'm her boyfriend.
420
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,977
We don't like to put labels on it.
We're dabbling in poly--
421
00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:35,939
[groans]
422
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,107
Daughter?
423
00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:39,234
I bring her here,
424
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,278
you'll start telling some truth, I think.
425
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:52,247
[chuckles nervously]
426
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:57,460
[laughing]
427
00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:02,924
Bacchanalia Suite.
428
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:06,136
[Paul] You motherfucker.
429
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:09,848
[in Russian] I won't be long.
430
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,142
[breathing heavily]
431
00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:17,438
- [grunts]
- Ow! Can you stop?
432
00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:18,731
[breathing heavily]
433
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,817
- [grunting]
- [groans]
434
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:22,777
[screams]
435
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:25,989
[grunts]
436
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,283
[Paul] You're fucking dead.
437
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,286
[both grunting]
438
00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:40,378
Oh! Face!
439
00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:44,591
[groans]
440
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,384
Kick him in the dick. The dick!
441
00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:50,054
[both grunting]
442
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,225
[screaming]
443
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:55,977
Yes!
444
00:23:58,229 --> 00:23:59,522
Oh!
445
00:24:05,195 --> 00:24:07,363
[laughing] Bro!
446
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:16,998
Yes!
447
00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:21,711
[grunts]
448
00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:23,087
Know what we could use?
449
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,715
- What's that?
- Helicopter.
450
00:24:25,715 --> 00:24:26,883
Ha!
451
00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:28,384
You ready?
452
00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:32,513
- Do I have a choice? [sighs]
- No.
453
00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:35,308
- Sucks, don't it?
- Can you see the ground?
454
00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:37,769
No, but I'm sure
it's down there somewhere.
455
00:24:39,187 --> 00:24:41,189
I'm going to suss out a safe route.
456
00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:43,858
All you got to do is follow it,
hold for hold.
457
00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:45,985
That's one way to look up my dress.
458
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:48,363
- Nothing I haven't seen already.
- Fair enough.
459
00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:50,031
All right, let's do this.
460
00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:52,700
[grunts]
461
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:55,787
- Ava. Hang on.
- [grunting]
462
00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:57,622
You're gonna be all right.
463
00:24:59,749 --> 00:25:01,042
- [rocks crumbling]
- [grunts]
464
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:03,294
I can't hang on. Oh, fuck.
465
00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:05,546
- McKnight, I'm slipping.
- Ava, I got you!
466
00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:08,132
[both screaming]
467
00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:10,802
- [Chad coughs]
- [grunts]
468
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,221
[inhales sharply, coughs]
469
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,102
Fuck me.
470
00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:20,311
We tried that already.
471
00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,021
Didn't get us anywhere.
472
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,273
[chuckles dryly]
473
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,318
[gasps]
474
00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:32,156
Oh, Jesus, McKnight. You're leaking.
475
00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:34,742
[groaning] I got shrapnel in the crash.
476
00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:36,995
It's no big whoop.
477
00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:38,496
Uh, some big whoop.
478
00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:40,873
We gotta close you up
before you bleed to death.
479
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,418
There's nothing we can do here.
We gotta keep moving.
480
00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:44,711
[light clicks]
481
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:48,339
- [gun cocking]
- [woman] Hands to the sky, fuck sticks.
482
00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:52,802
Who the hell are you?
And what y'all doing on my property?
483
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:54,804
Oh, shit.
484
00:25:58,433 --> 00:26:00,310
And you think I'm dead weight?
485
00:26:01,519 --> 00:26:06,316
Thank God I cleaned his ass.
486
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:07,734
What?
487
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,235
[grunting] Long story.
488
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:13,364
Hey, you should just go on without me.
489
00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:15,700
I can stay here with Hagerty and the raft
490
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:18,494
and you'll be free to Marine raid
the Russian compound.
491
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,830
There's enough room.
It's not like Titanic.
492
00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:24,250
I can just curl up,
take a nap, wait 'til you get back.
493
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,586
No deal, Lerner. Off your ass, let's go!
494
00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:28,880
What for? [exhales heavily]
495
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,300
There's nothing I can do without
my tablet, phone, or laptop.
496
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:35,219
Just like there's nothing I could do
to stop Litvin.
497
00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:39,349
I'm just Tech Chick, without any tech...
498
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,267
I'm just chick.
499
00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:44,979
Yeah, well, I missed Litvin, too...
500
00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:47,482
And I had a shot at the guy
who grabbed Trunk,
501
00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:50,860
but my eyes were doing
a molly dance to take it.
502
00:26:51,736 --> 00:26:54,322
You're not the only one
who came up short back there.
503
00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:56,991
Gomez, I didn't know I'm...
504
00:26:57,825 --> 00:26:58,659
I'm sorry.
505
00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:01,829
Shit happens. You move on...
506
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:05,041
Which is what we should be doing,
so hop to.
507
00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:07,335
Okay.
508
00:27:09,712 --> 00:27:10,922
[crashing]
509
00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:12,507
- [screams]
- Lerner!
510
00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:15,051
- [grunts]
- You okay?
511
00:27:15,051 --> 00:27:17,512
I think so. Where am I?
512
00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:18,429
I don't know.
513
00:27:18,429 --> 00:27:21,432
Must be some old mining shaft.
Can you get out?
514
00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:23,226
I can't see anything!
515
00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:31,609
[groans] Fuck! I skinned my knee.
516
00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:33,694
Gomez?
517
00:27:36,072 --> 00:27:37,115
Hello?
518
00:27:39,951 --> 00:27:40,827
Heads-up!
519
00:27:49,627 --> 00:27:50,628
[screams]
520
00:27:55,216 --> 00:27:56,926
- You hear that?
- Coyote?
521
00:27:58,428 --> 00:27:59,303
Hope not.
522
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:04,100
[man] No visual contact yet,
but we might have heard signs of life.
523
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:06,310
Okay, well, hunt 'em down.
524
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:09,272
Ah! There he is.
525
00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:11,941
Mr. Dugan, this is Vlad.
526
00:28:11,941 --> 00:28:13,818
Vlad is a businessman.
527
00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:15,736
Vlad, this is Mr. Dugan.
528
00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:18,072
He's my explosives expert.
529
00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:20,158
You are going to blow the door?
530
00:28:20,158 --> 00:28:21,367
Are you insane?
531
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:24,662
Insane? Depends on who you ask.
532
00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:28,916
But dedicated to my objective
and out of patience?
533
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:31,461
Absolutely.
534
00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:33,045
[drill whirring]
535
00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:45,099
Hot enough for ya?
536
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:49,687
Come in and find out.
537
00:28:50,313 --> 00:28:53,232
[chuckles] You just want to fuck me
all of a sudden, huh?
538
00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:56,569
Honestly, I'd fuck you
just for the fresh air you'd bring in
539
00:28:56,569 --> 00:28:57,862
when you open that door.
540
00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:02,492
Oh, yeah? Convince me.
541
00:29:06,496 --> 00:29:07,330
[moans softly]
542
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:10,416
How's this?
543
00:29:13,336 --> 00:29:14,462
[moans softly]
544
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,006
You like that?
545
00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:23,763
Don't worry about him. He's worthless.
546
00:29:40,488 --> 00:29:41,572
Just a heads-up,
547
00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:43,658
I'm going to enjoy this
548
00:29:44,659 --> 00:29:46,244
a lot more than you.
549
00:29:46,244 --> 00:29:47,203
[chuckles]
550
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:49,497
You never know.
551
00:29:50,164 --> 00:29:51,165
[screams]
552
00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:57,046
Did you call me worthless?
553
00:29:57,046 --> 00:29:58,089
Sorry.
554
00:29:58,089 --> 00:30:01,217
[Trunk] That's what you get
for thinking with your dick.
555
00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:02,802
- You ready?
- Yeah.
556
00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:04,011
Stay behind me.
557
00:30:05,096 --> 00:30:05,972
[shushes]
558
00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:09,809
[Maya] Gomez! Hurry!
They're creepy crawling all over me!
559
00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:12,144
- [Angela] I'm going as fast as I can.
- [whimpering]
560
00:30:13,062 --> 00:30:15,523
[Maya] I think they're
attracted to the light.
561
00:30:16,107 --> 00:30:18,818
- [screams]
- It's a rope, Lerner! Grab it!
562
00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,528
Ah, shit. Okay.
563
00:30:21,112 --> 00:30:22,321
Pull me up. Pull me up!
564
00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:23,948
I can't. There's no leverage.
565
00:30:23,948 --> 00:30:25,950
Tie it around you like a belt.
566
00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:29,245
And walk yourself up
the wall of the pit while I brace you.
567
00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:32,790
Walk myself up the wall?
Who am I Spider-Man?
568
00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:33,916
Yeah, obviously not,
569
00:30:33,916 --> 00:30:36,460
but unless you want to die down there,
get moving!
570
00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:39,422
Get it tight, and put your
feet up flat against the side,
571
00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:41,966
and lean back as far as you can.
572
00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:43,467
[Maya] Oh, fuck!
573
00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,096
That's it!
574
00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:50,766
[grunts] Fuck!
575
00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,103
Get your shit together, Lerner.
576
00:30:54,103 --> 00:30:57,189
You're a key fucking member
of an elite fucking team,
577
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,400
and the best fucking hacker in the world.
578
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,903
If you could climb
to the top of that food chain,
579
00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:03,905
you can climb out of this fucking pit.
580
00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:09,702
That's what I'm talking about!
581
00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:13,539
- [grunting]
- Yes! Climb that shit!
582
00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:18,836
- [grunting]
- Fuck yeah!
583
00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:24,467
Holy shit. I'm alive.
584
00:31:28,638 --> 00:31:31,641
Hey, you're stronger than you think.
585
00:31:31,641 --> 00:31:35,353
No more tripping, no more bitching
and no more self-pitying.
586
00:31:36,646 --> 00:31:37,480
Ready?
587
00:31:38,648 --> 00:31:39,690
I was born ready.
588
00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:40,775
No, you weren't.
589
00:31:40,775 --> 00:31:43,277
Reborn. Been reborn ready.
590
00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:50,534
They drew first blood, not me.
591
00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:52,536
- [shudders]
- It's okay.
592
00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:54,747
You're okay.
593
00:31:55,623 --> 00:31:56,874
[exhales]
594
00:32:00,002 --> 00:32:01,504
Oh, Christ, it's about time.
595
00:32:01,504 --> 00:32:03,965
Y'all can make googly eyes
at each other later.
596
00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:05,841
We have a deal. Do you not remember?
597
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:08,970
I let you fix the stud
598
00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:12,056
and then you answer
my motherfucking questions.
599
00:32:12,056 --> 00:32:14,433
What the fuck y'all doing
way the fuck out here?
600
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:17,144
- [gun cocks]
- Stud, you spying on me?
601
00:32:18,396 --> 00:32:21,065
[chuckling] Stud.
602
00:32:22,066 --> 00:32:23,818
That's what she calls me.
603
00:32:24,485 --> 00:32:26,487
[clicks tongue]
We're getting hitched tomorrow.
604
00:32:27,405 --> 00:32:31,409
So we decided to treat ourselves
to a moonlight helicopter tour tonight
605
00:32:31,409 --> 00:32:35,204
and something went haywire
and I guess we crash-landed--
606
00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:36,580
Will you please shut up?
607
00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:39,667
Listen, you are a sexy slab of beef,
608
00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:41,043
but you're full of shit.
609
00:32:43,713 --> 00:32:44,922
Your turn, sweet tits.
610
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:58,477
We're part of a covert Special Forces team
in pursuit of Russian arms dealers
611
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,479
who smuggled a nuke into the country.
612
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:03,149
And yes, our chopper did crash.
613
00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:05,693
So we're continuing on foot because,
614
00:33:05,693 --> 00:33:09,780
even though I am half drunk
and he is fully drunk and high,
615
00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:13,367
we're the only people who can
keep it from getting blown to hell.
616
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,329
I fucking knew it.
617
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,706
All them commie bastards,
618
00:33:18,706 --> 00:33:21,625
they just don't know when to quit,
now do they? [cackles]
619
00:33:24,587 --> 00:33:25,463
Crazy Susan...
620
00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:27,506
at your service.
621
00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:29,842
- Did you say "Crazy Susan"?
- Yes.
622
00:33:29,842 --> 00:33:33,596
My ex-husband used to call me that,
so I am reclaiming that shit.
623
00:33:33,596 --> 00:33:37,558
Stud, that wound gonna fester
if you don't get some disinfectant on it.
624
00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:39,477
Stand fast, soldier.
625
00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:45,191
[grunts] Wow. You read her like a book.
626
00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:46,776
It's kind of what I do.
627
00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:48,194
Noted.
628
00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:53,449
Ah! I wouldn't have guessed
battlefield surgery is something you do.
629
00:33:53,449 --> 00:33:55,576
- Where'd you pick that up?
- Battlefield.
630
00:33:56,911 --> 00:33:58,871
They don't all look the same, you know?
631
00:34:00,164 --> 00:34:01,040
Fair enough.
632
00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:05,169
Yeah, that's gonna leave a gnarly scar.
633
00:34:05,795 --> 00:34:07,880
Don't beat yourself up. Chicks dig 'em.
634
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,341
Maybe I should
just let you bleed out instead.
635
00:34:10,341 --> 00:34:14,637
[chuckles] Nah.
You wouldn't miss our repartee.
636
00:34:14,637 --> 00:34:15,596
[grunts]
637
00:34:17,348 --> 00:34:19,558
[exhales deeply] Winters...
638
00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:20,976
What?
639
00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:22,895
Thank you.
640
00:34:24,438 --> 00:34:26,148
Oh! You're welcome.
641
00:34:27,942 --> 00:34:29,151
Just glad you're all right.
642
00:34:29,151 --> 00:34:33,489
And it's the least I can do
after what you did for me on that cliff.
643
00:34:33,489 --> 00:34:37,576
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I saved your life. You save my life?
644
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:38,828
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
645
00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,872
Homemade shine. Old family recipe.
646
00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:44,583
Pour some of that on your gut.
647
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,086
Or... pour it in your guts.
648
00:34:47,878 --> 00:34:50,673
Whatever blows that golden hair back.
649
00:34:51,215 --> 00:34:52,925
I disinfect from the inside out.
650
00:34:53,634 --> 00:34:55,469
- Fuck!
- [laughs]
651
00:34:57,388 --> 00:34:59,431
I really need
to get in touch with my boss.
652
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:02,977
- Any chance you have a phone--
- Fuck no, I don't have no phone!
653
00:35:02,977 --> 00:35:05,312
You think I'm gonna let
the government tap my shit?
654
00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:07,356
Oh! I do have a CB radio,
655
00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:09,567
but all you can raise on that
656
00:35:09,567 --> 00:35:12,361
is long-haul truckers
who want to get a wank.
657
00:35:12,987 --> 00:35:14,530
If you're into that sort of thing.
658
00:35:14,530 --> 00:35:17,158
- I am into that sort of thing.
- Cool.
659
00:35:17,867 --> 00:35:20,077
Copy, thank you so much
for your hospitality.
660
00:35:20,077 --> 00:35:22,204
We should get to it. Can you move?
661
00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:25,916
Good as new,
but we're still low on fire power.
662
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:31,005
Hey, CS, are you willing to donate
that Remington to our cause.
663
00:35:32,423 --> 00:35:36,177
Shit, hell. [chuckles]
I can do better than that.
664
00:35:37,928 --> 00:35:39,388
[grunts]
665
00:35:40,890 --> 00:35:41,765
Booyah!
666
00:35:45,227 --> 00:35:47,730
[Chad] Holy shit. It's Rambo's wet dream.
667
00:35:48,522 --> 00:35:51,275
- Where did you get all this stuff?
- Fuck, yes.
668
00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:53,944
[Crazy Susan]
Killing mother-fucking Russkies 'R Us!
669
00:35:57,114 --> 00:35:58,407
[elevator bell dings]
670
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,672
Whoa! Whoa! Dude!
I put this on my mom's Mastercard.
671
00:36:14,882 --> 00:36:17,259
Ding! I always, get multiples in Vegas.
672
00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:19,553
You never know who might join the party.
673
00:36:21,764 --> 00:36:23,098
[lock beeps]
674
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:30,773
They trashed the place.
675
00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:34,735
To be honest, dog,
it was mostly us. [chuckles]
676
00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:47,790
Oh, man!
677
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:52,920
They broke my fuck swing!
I had this shit made custom!
678
00:36:55,005 --> 00:36:56,882
- [grunts]
- [screams]
679
00:36:57,508 --> 00:37:00,052
Say another fucking word
and I'll choke you to death.
680
00:37:15,943 --> 00:37:17,236
[sobbing]
681
00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:40,175
Hey, Big Papa, what's wrong?
682
00:37:43,220 --> 00:37:46,181
They took Jen, you fucking idiot.
683
00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:49,018
Shit. Where?
684
00:37:49,018 --> 00:37:50,227
[cell phone ringing]
685
00:37:52,396 --> 00:37:53,772
[Paul] The Russian's phone.
686
00:37:55,024 --> 00:37:56,942
[man] Yuri, we're at The Syndicate.
687
00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:59,945
I have the girl.
Bring the father and the moron to me.
688
00:38:00,863 --> 00:38:02,281
Yuri, you there?
689
00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:03,741
Fuck!
690
00:38:04,575 --> 00:38:05,534
What's The Syndicate?
691
00:38:05,534 --> 00:38:09,330
It's an old-timey, Vegas,
gangster-vibe late-night spot.
692
00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:11,373
Just off The Strip. A block from here.
693
00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:12,750
Go down and call the police.
694
00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:15,085
Check, check. What you going to do?
695
00:38:17,379 --> 00:38:18,839
I'm going to get my daughter back.
696
00:38:18,839 --> 00:38:21,091
Ooh!
697
00:38:24,762 --> 00:38:26,013
Am I talking to you?
698
00:38:34,521 --> 00:38:35,981
Why didn't you just kill him?
699
00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:38,025
Who knows how many men are in this place.
700
00:38:38,025 --> 00:38:41,236
We gotta get out before they know
we're gone and call for backup.
701
00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:42,905
We can't risk being discovered.
702
00:38:54,625 --> 00:38:55,501
[door closing]
703
00:39:04,635 --> 00:39:05,636
[sniffs]
704
00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:18,607
[inhales, stomach rumbles]
705
00:39:30,327 --> 00:39:31,370
[drill whirring]
706
00:39:35,207 --> 00:39:38,043
[Lana] Why are you stopping?
Exit's right in front of us.
707
00:39:39,086 --> 00:39:39,920
Wait.
708
00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:46,718
- [Vlad] You are bluffing.
- [man] Am I?
709
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:50,013
Or are you simply underestimating
my resolve... again.
710
00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:53,642
You'd risk setting off nuke
and killing us all.
711
00:39:53,642 --> 00:39:55,561
Not if you give me the door code.
712
00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:57,896
Then I can just walk in and take it.
713
00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:00,524
It's your call. I'm good either way.
714
00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:02,276
The nuke is here.
715
00:40:03,527 --> 00:40:04,528
Okay. New plan.
716
00:40:04,528 --> 00:40:05,654
I'm gonna go down.
717
00:40:05,654 --> 00:40:07,739
Take all those guys out.
Secure the weapon.
718
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,867
You get out of here and call for back up.
719
00:40:09,867 --> 00:40:12,327
- No, I'm not going anywhere alone--
- [shushes]
720
00:40:12,953 --> 00:40:14,830
[whispers] If you're staying, so am I.
721
00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:16,039
You're stuck with me.
722
00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:21,211
Okay, but you stay behind me
the entire time.
723
00:40:21,211 --> 00:40:22,129
Okay.
724
00:40:24,006 --> 00:40:26,175
["Runnin' With The Devil"
by Van Halen playing]
725
00:40:38,395 --> 00:40:40,898
♪ Yeah! ♪
726
00:40:42,191 --> 00:40:43,275
♪ Ah, yeah! ♪
727
00:40:49,573 --> 00:40:53,911
♪ I live my life
Like there's no tomorrow... ♪
728
00:40:53,911 --> 00:40:55,996
It ain't the fastest rig on two wheels,
729
00:40:55,996 --> 00:40:58,332
but it'll get you there
quicker than two feet.
730
00:40:58,332 --> 00:41:01,168
Thank you, CS. We owe you one.
731
00:41:01,168 --> 00:41:02,586
[kisses]
732
00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:04,087
Highlight of my week.
733
00:41:04,087 --> 00:41:05,839
- Oh, shit.
- Stay cool, homie.
734
00:41:07,716 --> 00:41:10,427
- You're letting me drive?
- Relax. It's just a bike.
735
00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:12,763
[Ava] Thank you, Susan.
736
00:41:12,763 --> 00:41:15,933
[Crazy Susan]
Go get 'em, you sexy motherfuckers!
737
00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:22,064
♪ Whoo-hoo-oo! ♪
738
00:41:22,064 --> 00:41:22,981
[grunts]
739
00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:25,609
♪ Runnin' with the Devil ♪
740
00:41:27,611 --> 00:41:29,279
♪ Say one more time... ♪
741
00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:44,962
♪ Runnin' with the Devil ♪
742
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:47,673
There he is.
743
00:41:47,673 --> 00:41:48,924
[song stops playing]
744
00:41:48,924 --> 00:41:50,884
[guns firing]
745
00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:54,721
Dad!
746
00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:57,140
- Jen!
- Help me!
747
00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:02,145
- [gunshots]
- What's wrong?
748
00:42:02,771 --> 00:42:04,982
- [gun fires]
- [exclaims] Who the hell is that?
749
00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:07,693
- Who are they shooting at?
- Us. Behind me.
750
00:42:09,111 --> 00:42:10,153
Stay low, come on.
751
00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:11,238
[gun firing]
752
00:42:15,951 --> 00:42:17,202
[Jen] Daddy!
753
00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:19,454
Dad, help!
754
00:42:21,790 --> 00:42:22,874
Maya, come on.
755
00:42:26,753 --> 00:42:28,547
[rapid gunfire]
756
00:42:29,548 --> 00:42:30,757
- Dad!
- Jen!
757
00:42:32,926 --> 00:42:34,386
[grunting]
758
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:39,224
[groans]
759
00:42:43,937 --> 00:42:44,896
[gun clicking]
760
00:42:53,572 --> 00:42:55,616
- Now, you die.
- [whimpers]
761
00:42:55,616 --> 00:42:59,870
But first, I make you watch me
shoot your daughter in the head!
762
00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:06,335
[distorted] No, my dude!
763
00:43:08,712 --> 00:43:10,130
[groans]
764
00:43:10,130 --> 00:43:12,257
[in normal voice]
Fuck, yeah, fam! [grunts]
765
00:43:12,257 --> 00:43:13,884
[breathing heavily]
766
00:43:15,594 --> 00:43:17,220
It's okay. I'm here, baby.
767
00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:19,431
- Daddy's here. Daddy's here.
- [crying]
768
00:43:20,515 --> 00:43:23,143
Well, that would be a first! Wouldn't it?
769
00:43:24,394 --> 00:43:27,022
Where were you
when we were taking prom photos?
770
00:43:27,022 --> 00:43:30,484
Where have you been
my entire fucking life?
771
00:43:30,484 --> 00:43:31,526
I'm so sorry!
772
00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:34,696
Honey, I'm sorry!
Daddy's here, I love you!
773
00:43:35,697 --> 00:43:36,531
[Angela] Yo!
774
00:43:39,409 --> 00:43:40,661
What the fuck, dude?
775
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,425
[Paul] Jen... where...
776
00:43:56,051 --> 00:43:57,928
What is this? What's happening?
777
00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:00,180
[Maya] Paul?
778
00:44:01,765 --> 00:44:03,016
Are you okay, buddy?
779
00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:06,895
[metal rattling]
780
00:44:09,439 --> 00:44:10,732
[gun cocks]
781
00:44:10,732 --> 00:44:12,317
Mac?
782
00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:13,443
[Chad] Hell, yeah!
783
00:44:14,194 --> 00:44:16,196
And you found Captain AWOL.
784
00:44:17,114 --> 00:44:19,491
You guys all right? We heard gunfire.
785
00:44:19,491 --> 00:44:22,536
- Us too.
- Paul, you okay, bud?
786
00:44:23,370 --> 00:44:24,204
Where's Jen?
787
00:44:24,788 --> 00:44:26,248
- Who's Jen?
- His daughter.
788
00:44:26,248 --> 00:44:28,667
Hey, Paul,
remember that guacamole you ate?
789
00:44:29,626 --> 00:44:33,422
Turns out it contained large quantities
of psilocybin and LSD.
790
00:44:33,422 --> 00:44:38,260
So you're most likely experiencing
extremely vivid and lucid hallucinations.
791
00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:39,761
You're tripping balls, bud.
792
00:44:40,512 --> 00:44:41,847
I'm not in Vegas?
793
00:44:41,847 --> 00:44:43,765
No, you're in the desert.
794
00:44:44,558 --> 00:44:47,018
That's okay.
We're going to take care of you.
795
00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:49,563
[Paul] But I stole an ATV.
I drove it to Vegas.
796
00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:51,648
[Chad] He emptied the whole mag.
797
00:44:51,648 --> 00:44:53,608
What the hell
are you shootin' at, Air Force?
798
00:44:53,608 --> 00:44:55,652
[Paul] Russians. I killed them all.
799
00:44:55,652 --> 00:44:57,696
What's up? You okay? What happened?
800
00:44:57,696 --> 00:44:58,947
Yeah. It's nothing.
801
00:44:58,947 --> 00:45:01,867
How do I know
this isn't the hallucination?
802
00:45:02,409 --> 00:45:03,743
What makes you real?
803
00:45:05,454 --> 00:45:06,288
I don't know.
804
00:45:07,664 --> 00:45:09,040
Holy shit.
805
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:13,295
Yo... Yung went to town on this shit.
806
00:45:14,129 --> 00:45:15,547
Paul has some darkness.
807
00:45:18,717 --> 00:45:21,219
[Paul] Why do you smell
like whipped cream and crotches?
808
00:45:21,344 --> 00:45:24,014
[Maya] That's... You're...
You're imaging that.
809
00:45:25,891 --> 00:45:26,725
[Chad] No...
810
00:45:28,143 --> 00:45:29,686
Fuck yeah.
811
00:45:30,270 --> 00:45:33,565
Hey, Paul didn't hallucinate everything!
There's an ATV over here.
812
00:45:34,441 --> 00:45:36,818
- [Ava] What? Holy shit!
- Fuck yeah.
813
00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,365
Yo, found the keys, Mac.
814
00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:49,164
See? I drove that to Caesars
and killed all the bad guys. I swear.
815
00:45:49,164 --> 00:45:51,333
Thank Christ you brought her back, Paulie.
816
00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:54,878
Now we'll be able to make up
some of the time we lost out here.
817
00:45:54,878 --> 00:45:56,004
Good job, killer.
818
00:45:56,004 --> 00:45:57,130
[Angela] Okay.
819
00:45:57,130 --> 00:46:00,800
Bro, let's go get Hagerty
and get the fuck to that compound finally.
820
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:01,885
[engine revving]
821
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,523
[Dugan] The explosives are all set.
Just say when.
822
00:46:14,523 --> 00:46:17,734
At the risk of sounding trite,
last chance.
823
00:46:22,405 --> 00:46:25,534
American military
has captured Ivan Koslov.
824
00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:29,454
That is why our timetable had to shift.
825
00:46:34,376 --> 00:46:35,293
What's the plan?
826
00:46:35,919 --> 00:46:37,837
First, I'm gonna kill
the fucker in charge,
827
00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:39,089
then the rest of them.
828
00:46:39,089 --> 00:46:40,882
Then I'm gonna take the bomb.
829
00:46:40,882 --> 00:46:44,094
But, hey, if this shit goes south,
you get the fuck out of here.
830
00:46:44,094 --> 00:46:47,264
If they catch you,
you act like you're scared shitless.
831
00:46:47,806 --> 00:46:49,933
Put on a show. I know you can do that.
832
00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:53,186
And with this, if they come close to you,
833
00:46:53,186 --> 00:46:55,313
put the pointy part somewhere soft.
834
00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:56,690
Okay?
835
00:46:57,274 --> 00:46:58,191
I'll be back.
836
00:46:59,526 --> 00:47:03,697
If you could just wait a little longer,
you can get your bomb.
837
00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:07,117
You can still destroy Las Vegas
in a matter of hours.
838
00:47:07,117 --> 00:47:09,035
Las Vegas is just the beginning.
839
00:47:09,035 --> 00:47:12,789
Our plans are far more explosive.
840
00:47:13,373 --> 00:47:15,417
I suggest you get out of your seat.
841
00:47:18,003 --> 00:47:20,046
Fire in the hole!
842
00:47:21,631 --> 00:47:22,591
[screams]
843
00:47:27,304 --> 00:47:28,471
[timer beeping]
844
00:47:31,891 --> 00:47:33,893
Don't fucking move. I'm taking the nuke.
845
00:47:35,478 --> 00:47:36,688
[Lana] Trunk, help!
846
00:47:37,564 --> 00:47:41,192
So your gun goes down or mine goes off.
847
00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:44,904
Make your call now,
or I will make it for you.
848
00:47:49,451 --> 00:47:50,285
Fine.
849
00:47:53,413 --> 00:47:55,332
But don't fucking touch her!
850
00:47:57,917 --> 00:47:58,793
[man] Ehren.
851
00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:01,254
Thank you so much for joining us.
852
00:48:01,838 --> 00:48:04,758
Your timing, as ever, is impeccable.
853
00:48:04,758 --> 00:48:07,427
Put Mr. Litvin in the freezer
with the rest of them.
854
00:48:07,427 --> 00:48:08,345
[man 2] Yes, sir.
855
00:48:22,776 --> 00:48:24,194
We are behind schedule.
856
00:48:24,194 --> 00:48:26,613
We don't have another four hours to waste.
857
00:48:27,113 --> 00:48:28,448
Can you get the timer off?
858
00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:30,617
I'll have a look. Might take a bit.
859
00:48:30,617 --> 00:48:32,786
Oh, so you the head bitch in charge, huh?
860
00:48:32,786 --> 00:48:37,374
Well, I am the bitch with the nuke
and you're the bitch in cuffs.
861
00:48:37,374 --> 00:48:39,084
So, yeah!
862
00:48:39,084 --> 00:48:40,627
Sure looks that way, doesn't it?
863
00:48:40,627 --> 00:48:42,170
What do you want me to do with them?
864
00:48:42,170 --> 00:48:46,508
[man] Find out who they're working for,
and how they know about the warehouse.
865
00:48:46,508 --> 00:48:48,843
You have as long as it takes Mr. Dugan
866
00:48:48,843 --> 00:48:51,012
to finish removing the timer.
867
00:48:51,012 --> 00:48:53,682
So... be creative.
868
00:49:05,026 --> 00:49:06,986
[Chad] Get ready! We're almost there!