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[upbeat music]

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Almost there?

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[claps]

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-Yes!
-Let's go!

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[doorbell rings]

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I'll get it.

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What are you selling?
Oh man, no chocolate?

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. You must be young Dyllie, dude.

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Yazzy tells me you're a rapper.

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Rapper, rhyme specialist,
future young GOAT,

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I have a lot of titles.

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But who are you exactly?
And why no candy?

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Uncle Chews!

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Hey, there he is,
my little future chef!

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Bow!
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, bow!

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Uncle whos?

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Dylan, this is our uncle,
Uncle Chews.

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Chews? Hmm,
not really clearing things up.

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-Uncle Chews
-Hey!

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It's my big brother! Oh!

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How are you?

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-Good. How are you?
-Good.

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Oh, um, that explains
the uncle part,

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but it's the Chews part
I'm stuck on.

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His name is actually Charles.

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Charlie was named after him.

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And when Yazzy was little,
she couldn't say Charles.

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She could only say

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-Chews!
-Chews!

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Oh. Nope, still don't get it.

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Charlie, why don't you take
your uncle's bags upstairs?

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-What's up, big bro?
-What up, Yazzy?!

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[Charlie] Rebecca, you're not
going to believe this!

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What's up, Myles?

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I'm all right.
Yeah, I'm all right.

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So, uh, so, uh, Chews,
still no nickname for me, huh?!

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Uh, yeah, we can try
a Lil' M again.

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[laughs] No, I'm good.

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Chews, it's been so long.
It's been too long.

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I know, but we had so much fun
the last time we were together.

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When we went to the...

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Uh-huh, and then that woman...

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Yeah, yeah, she grabbed--

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[in unison]
The purple one!

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[laughs]

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-Yes!
-Yeah.

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[Yasmine] Oh, my goodness.

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Did you understand all that?

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Not a word.

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I just don't like
being left out.

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-Uncle Chews!
-Oh, there she is.

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Our future president.

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Uncle Chews, why didn't you tell
us you were coming to town?

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Well, you know, I wanted
to surprise you.

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I'm not staying long.

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Just a quick layover
before I fly to Malaysia.

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-Oh, Malaysia.
-Come on, sit, sit, sit.

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Everybody sit, sit.
Everybody, sit, sit, sit, sit.

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-Hey.
-You guys look great.

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Dylan, Uncle Chews is the best.

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He travels the world and has the
most amazing stories.

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Tell him.

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Well, I travel the world and
have the most amazing stories.

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[laughing]

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See? He's the best.

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He also brings us the coolest
gifts from around the world.

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-Oh.
-My favorite is this.

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It's Ugandan walking stick
he got from a hidden village

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on Mount Moroto.

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Hidden villages in Africa?!
Yo, are you a spy?

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I can neither confirm
nor deny that.

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[laughing]

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Well, I'm going
to tell everyone you're a spy.

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Having an uncle as
a spy gets you street cred.

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That's what's up.

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Hey, I'm your uncle.

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-Exactly.
-Speaking of gifts,

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is there anything
in there for us?

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No... just playing.

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Come on, you know
your uncle got you.

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All right, now these are
shark tooth necklaces, okay?

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They are from the
islands of Guam...

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-Wow!
-...and Saipan, okay?

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[chuckles]

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-Yeah!
-Wow.

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If the teeth are this big,
then how big was the shark?

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All I can say is if you've met
this shark in an alley,

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give him your wallet and run.

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-[laughing]
-Run! Run!

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Yo, somehow this
brings my swag

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to a whole 'nother level.

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I didn't think
that was possible.

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This is jaw-some...

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Actually, this is fin-credible.

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Or shark-tastic! Ho ho! Ho ho!

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Uncle Chews,
tell me some more stories.

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[upbeat music]

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♪ From the Chi, down in ATL,
family living well ♪

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♪ Uncle Myles
ain't understand my style ♪

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♪ Had to show and tell ♪

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♪ Auntie Yaz said
I'm good at math ♪

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♪ I should never fail ♪

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♪ And Cousin Becca,
she a steppa ♪

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♪ Charlie rollin' with the kid ♪

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♪ Yeah, ah, [Who?]
You gonna love Young Dylan ♪

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♪ Yeah, ah, [Who?]
Who gonna love Young Dylan ♪

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♪ Yeah, ah, [Who?]
Who gonna love Young Dylan ♪

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♪ Yeah, ah, [Who?]
You gonna love Young Dylan ♪

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♪ Yeah, ah, [Who?]
Who gonna love Young Dylan ♪

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♪ Yeah, ah, [Who?]
You gonna love Young Dylan ♪

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And that's how I helped LeBron
get over his fear

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of eating fish eggs.

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-Oh!
-Wow!

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Do you have any cool
rapper stories?

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Ever heard of Jam Rock?

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Jam Rock's
my new favorite rapper!

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Met him in Jamaica, man.
He was rapping.

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I was making jerk lobster.
Ba-da-bing! Shoo!

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Lobster? I thought he was
allergic to shellfish.

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Yeah, he invited me to chill
on his yacht, right?

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And even the pod
of dolphins waved at us.

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-[mimics dolphin call]
-Huh?

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I thought Jam Rock
was afraid of yachts.

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Dylan, stop interrupting.

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Oh, Unc, did I tell you

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that Dylan and I started a label
called Beatzlanta Records?

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What? That's amazing!
I'm so proud of you!

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What about you, Charlie?

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Oh, oh, tell him
about the culinary program.

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I've been saving up for
a summer culinary program.

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The top students get
to be sous chefs for the night.

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It's an amazing opportunity.

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And we know Charlie's gonna
be a top student.

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Now, if you kids could start
taking everything out back,

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and Charlie,
you can show Uncle Chew

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why you won first place

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at Taste of the Town
cooking competition.

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-What?
-Yeah, but I don't want to brag.

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You know what Uncle Chew says.

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What do I always say, Charlie?

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Always brag about yourself.

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-Let's go, let's go.
-Awesome.

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Hey, let me tell you guys
about the time

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that I wrestled a raccoon out
of an old lady's wig.

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-What?
-[Chew] Yeah, yeah.

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The raccoon thought he had me.
But you know what?

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Not Uncle Chew. No, sir.

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Okay. [sighs]

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Yasmine, has somebody
been sitting in my chair?

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Where's my cup?
Where's my favorite mug?

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It's okay.
I see what you're doing.

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Your brother comes to town

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and then everybody is
all about Uncle Chew.

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As soon as Uncle Chews get
here, "Chew, Chew!"

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Okay, okay. I see it.
Ha, ha, ha.

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Fun time, fun time has begun.

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[upbeat music]

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[knocking]
Come in.

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[in unison]
Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Wilson.

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Hey, you two! Perfect timing.

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The kids are out back
with my brother.

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He made a surprise visit.

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Oh, yeah.
You guys are gonna love him.

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He's got some really amazing
stories to tell.

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But don't worry if
you don't get,

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like, a cool nickname or a gift.

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Takes years, apparently.

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Mmm, raisins.

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What are you making,
oatmeal cookies?

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-My favorite!
-No, silly.

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It's my infamous potato salad.

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I used to always make it for
my big brother as a kid.

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He took one bite,
and the look on his face,

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I knew it was a hit.

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Grandma V was right.

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We have to keep her away
from the kitchen.

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-I agree.
-Oh, wow.

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Hey, do you mind mixing in

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the rest of
the ingredients for me?

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We totally can.

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Awesome, great.

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Maybe we could salvage this.

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-Myles.
-Hmm?

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Do you remember last week
when I had that deadline,

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and I was rushing to list
that big house for sale?

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Funny thing is, that house has
the same address as ours.

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But we're on Kensie,
not Kensley.

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What did you do?

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I accidentally listed
our house for sale.

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Yasmine, you're a realtor.

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I know, but look at that offer.

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Come on, Yasmine.
You're a great realtor.

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[chuckles]

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If we sell our house,

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we can live on the super fancy
side of town and be one

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of thosepeople.

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[Myles] If they're willing to
pay that much,

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we can have
country club problems

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and caviar dreams,
darling.

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[lavishly] Darling,
can you imagine?

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No, they can't sell
the house and move.

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How will me and Rebecca hang out
and do all the things we love

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to do together?

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Same for me
with Dylan and Charlie.

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This isn't good.

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-That's crazy.
[upbeat music]

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[laughing loudly]

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Then the prince says to me,
"If you had beat me,

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I would have given you
my 24-carat gold private jet."

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What, LeBron?

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One second, guys. That's work.

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I told him those fish eggs
would hatch in his stomach.

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[whispering]
Psst, Rebecca, come on.

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[whispering]
What, what?

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No shade, but is Uncle Chews
legit?

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Just a minute ago,
he said he was hanging out

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with Drake in his
neighborhood in Vancouver.

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But we all know
Drake lives in Toronto,

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and his Jam Rock
story seems off.

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Jam Rock doesn't
even like boats.

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He says it in one of his tracks:

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♪ I got the boat rocking
from left to right ♪

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♪ My dreads swinging
like I'm Weezy ♪

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♪ I make it look easy ♪

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♪ I'm really not a fan
I'd rather be on some land ♪

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Maybe he changed his mind,

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like you did
with Brussels sprouts.

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Okay, I'll admit,

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I misjudged them;
they're delicious.

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But tell me they don't
look like tiny alien brains.

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Listen,
I know I'm right about this.

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I know my rap facts.

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Wait, are you just jealous

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because Uncle Chews life is
cooler than yours?

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His life is not
ascool as mine's!

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I know, that's why I said
iscooler than yours.

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Trust me, something's fishy.

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And it's not just
this shark tooth.

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[smooth music]

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[upbeat music]

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[telephone rings]

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Oh, another call for the house.
Hello?

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Yes, it's an amazing house
to raise kids in.

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No, it's not a good house
to raise peacocks in.

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Goodbye.

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[telephone rings]
Hello?

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I'm sorry, what?

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How many steps from the master
bedroom to the bathroom?

249
00:10:53,689 --> 00:10:55,344
How much did you say
you were offering again?

250
00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:01,517
In cash?
Oh, I believe it's ten feet.

251
00:11:01,655 --> 00:11:03,137
Hold on a second while I check.

252
00:11:04,655 --> 00:11:08,482
Wow, if this house was a woman,

253
00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:11,172
it'd be Coco Jones
'cause it is hot!

254
00:11:20,551 --> 00:11:22,000
This is getting serious.

255
00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:23,241
We have to do something.

256
00:11:23,379 --> 00:11:24,827
[doorbell rings]

257
00:11:35,586 --> 00:11:37,379
Hi, we're here about
the house for sale.

258
00:11:37,482 --> 00:11:39,000
Are your mom and dad home?

259
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,655
Uh...

260
00:11:40,793 --> 00:11:42,586
They're in the basement.
dealing with the mold.

261
00:11:42,896 --> 00:11:45,137
And the rats. The rats, yeah.

262
00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:46,965
They got rats to eat the mold.

263
00:11:47,862 --> 00:11:51,379
Yeah, and then they got cats
to eat the rats to eat the mold.

264
00:11:51,758 --> 00:11:52,620
It's a vicious cycle.

265
00:11:52,793 --> 00:11:54,620
Yep. Circle of life.
What can you do?

266
00:11:54,758 --> 00:11:57,000
-Um, ok
-Have a good day.

267
00:11:57,344 --> 00:11:58,620
[Ben] Do rats eat mold?

268
00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:01,655
That was crazy.

269
00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:04,793
I'm getting a crazy idea.

270
00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:07,000
[upbeat music]

271
00:12:07,137 --> 00:12:08,310
Uh, raisins?

272
00:12:08,413 --> 00:12:09,551
Who puts raisins
in potato salad?

273
00:12:14,448 --> 00:12:15,344
-Uncle Myles?
-What's up?

274
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,517
Can I see you in my studio?
Like, it's important.

275
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,655
Right now, like,
really, right now.

276
00:12:20,793 --> 00:12:21,965
Dylan, what are you doing?

277
00:12:22,103 --> 00:12:24,310
And what did you do
to Rebecca's walking stick?

278
00:12:24,448 --> 00:12:27,655
Uncle Myles,
Uganda want to hear this.

279
00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:30,206
-What?
-Uncle Chews is

280
00:12:30,344 --> 00:12:31,413
a big old fibber.

281
00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:34,310
He lied about Jam Rock,
he lied about the shark tooth,

282
00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:37,724
and he lied about Rebecca's
Ugandan walking stick.

283
00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:40,068
-What?
-It was made in Wyoming,

284
00:12:40,206 --> 00:12:41,482
not Uganda.

285
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,344
Unless there's a hidden Ugandan
village in Wyoming,

286
00:12:43,965 --> 00:12:46,448
I'm telling you, Uncle Chews
stories are all cap.

287
00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:50,000
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

288
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,034
I knew LeBron
already liked fish eggs.

289
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,137
See?

290
00:12:54,758 --> 00:12:56,482
You need to tell Mama Yaz,
Rebecca, and Charlie.

291
00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:59,172
They're all being swept up
in a tsunami of lies.

292
00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:01,275
A tsunami of lies? Yes.

293
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,172
Yes, yes, yes.

294
00:13:05,275 --> 00:13:07,000
Nope, nope, nope.

295
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:10,724
Nope. We can't. We can't do it.

296
00:13:10,827 --> 00:13:12,241
We can't. We can't.
I mean, look at it.

297
00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:15,241
First of all, that's
Yasmine's big brother, right?

298
00:13:15,758 --> 00:13:17,448
Secondly, it's Charlie's
namesake.

299
00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:20,206
I mean, and look at Rebecca.
She adores her Uncle Chews.

300
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:26,103
If we tell him, that'll ruin
them, as much as I want to.

301
00:13:27,689 --> 00:13:28,724
Besides, I mean, look.

302
00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:31,344
I guess his stories aren't
really hurting anybody.

303
00:13:31,689 --> 00:13:32,758
Except for me.

304
00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:37,551
Guys, Uncle Chews has
the best idea.

305
00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:38,965
Yeah, I was thinking,

306
00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:41,206
why should Charlie spend
that money to learn how

307
00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:44,448
to cook for someone when he can
use that money to make money?

308
00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:45,931
Say what now?

309
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:48,448
Yeah.
What exactly does that mean?

310
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,793
It means that I'm going to buy
my own hot dog cart

311
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:54,689
and make money instead of going
to that culinary program.

312
00:13:55,655 --> 00:13:57,896
But, Charlie, you were
so excited about the program

313
00:13:58,034 --> 00:13:59,758
and the opportunity to become
a sous chef,

314
00:13:59,896 --> 00:14:02,000
like, you don't
even like hot dogs.

315
00:14:02,137 --> 00:14:03,758
Well, you don't have
to like them to sell them.

316
00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:07,034
Exactly.
So I'm going to let my money-

317
00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:09,482
[in unison] Make me money.

318
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:10,724
Let us show you
what we're working with.

319
00:14:10,827 --> 00:14:13,724
[nervously laughs]

320
00:14:14,241 --> 00:14:16,344
You gotta scratch what I said.
We gotta take Uncle Chews down.

321
00:14:19,482 --> 00:14:21,206
You know what you should
have next to your cart?

322
00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:24,517
Those inflatable dancing things.

323
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:28,413
I could call my cart
the Dancing Dogs.

324
00:14:30,827 --> 00:14:34,448
Uncle Chews, remember
that Jam Rock story?

325
00:14:35,551 --> 00:14:37,620
Where in Jamaica were you
and Jam Rock at the time?

326
00:14:37,931 --> 00:14:41,517
-Montego Bay.
-Ah, Montego Bay.

327
00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:43,448
Yes, yes.
North side or south side?

328
00:14:44,724 --> 00:14:46,379
South, near the resort.

329
00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:50,172
Mm-hmm.
When you were in Uganda,

330
00:14:50,482 --> 00:14:52,310
how did you find
that hidden village?

331
00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:55,655
Well, I had a tour guide
who knew where it was:

332
00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:59,793
Akello, from the village
of Jinja near Lake Victoria.

333
00:15:00,724 --> 00:15:02,206
Check out this picture
of the two of us.

334
00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:07,034
But do you have a picture
with you and Jam Rock together?

335
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,689
Ha-ha. You and Jam Rock.

336
00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:12,034
What are you doing?
What's with all the questions?

337
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,551
It's okay, Charlie,
it's all right.

338
00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:16,068
You know, sometimes people get
a little suspicious

339
00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:18,551
when you share all
your amazing stories, huh?

340
00:15:18,689 --> 00:15:20,034
-Amazing.
-But never fear.

341
00:15:20,724 --> 00:15:23,517
Uncle Chews doesn't disappoint.
Check it out.

342
00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:29,344
So, uh, Charlie,

343
00:15:29,724 --> 00:15:31,034
why don't we
draw up designs

344
00:15:31,172 --> 00:15:33,551
for your hot dog cart
so it looks like a dancing dog?

345
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:36,068
Cool, maybe one could
be breakdancing and it could

346
00:15:36,241 --> 00:15:38,068
be a break-fast dog.

347
00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:40,482
-I like it. Break-fast dog.
-Breakfast dog.

348
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:43,862
-We need to come up with a plan.
-Mm-hmm.

349
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,206
I bet if we can get
Uncle Chews' phone,

350
00:15:46,344 --> 00:15:47,448
the proof would
be right on there.

351
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,896
Good idea, yeah.
And then I'll get Charlie away.

352
00:15:50,034 --> 00:15:51,206
That way you can get
a confession out

353
00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:52,344
of Uncle Chews.

354
00:15:52,482 --> 00:15:53,413
-Boom.
-Yeah.

355
00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:54,689
-There it is.
-There it is.

356
00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:56,620
Operation:
Prove Uncle Chews is a Liar.

357
00:15:58,068 --> 00:16:02,068
Oh. the offers keep rollin' in.

358
00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:03,482
[phone beeps]
Whoa.

359
00:16:05,655 --> 00:16:09,275
Uh-oh. This doesn't look good.
I thought you had a plan.

360
00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:10,965
I do, that last text
was from me.

361
00:16:11,724 --> 00:16:14,482
I created a fake account so we
could outbid everyone else.

362
00:16:14,965 --> 00:16:16,034
Genius.

363
00:16:17,482 --> 00:16:18,482
[phone beeps]

364
00:16:21,655 --> 00:16:24,137
She likes the offer.
Fish is on the hook.

365
00:16:25,689 --> 00:16:26,689
[phone beeps]

366
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,827
Uh-oh, fish wants
to know more about me.

367
00:16:32,448 --> 00:16:33,344
We're the Perezes,

368
00:16:33,482 --> 00:16:34,931
and we think
your house would

369
00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:36,103
be perfect for us.

370
00:16:36,482 --> 00:16:38,275
And our seven kids.

371
00:16:39,448 --> 00:16:45,172
Seven kids? Wow, you're heroes.
What do you do for a living?

372
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,620
Uh, my wife's
a high-powered lawyer

373
00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:53,586
and I'm a world-famous
rodeo clown.

374
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,000
What?
I want them to think we're fun.

375
00:16:59,241 --> 00:17:00,586
That sounds like fun.

376
00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:03,724
What are your kids like?

377
00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:08,482
They're mathletes and athletes.

378
00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:11,344
No, they should be scientists
and poets.

379
00:17:11,482 --> 00:17:13,034
One should have written

380
00:17:13,172 --> 00:17:15,689
an award-winning children's
book about a panda and an emu.

381
00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:17,724
[Bethany] No, emus are creepy.

382
00:17:18,517 --> 00:17:19,551
[Booder] No, emus aren't creepy.

383
00:17:19,724 --> 00:17:21,344
They're the eagles
of the bird world.

384
00:17:21,482 --> 00:17:22,655
Booder, emus are.

385
00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:25,482
Booder? Booder!

386
00:17:26,551 --> 00:17:29,068
Okay, you two. Where are you?

387
00:17:34,379 --> 00:17:36,000
Okay. What's going on?

388
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:41,068
Mrs. Wilson,
we overheard you talking

389
00:17:41,206 --> 00:17:42,344
about selling the house,

390
00:17:42,482 --> 00:17:45,000
so we made up the Perezes
to outbid everyone else.

391
00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:47,448
You did what?

392
00:17:47,793 --> 00:17:48,793
We don't want you to move.

393
00:17:49,482 --> 00:17:50,793
We don't want
to lose our friends either.

394
00:17:51,482 --> 00:17:53,517
We were never going
to sell our house.

395
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,137
We were just
having fun dreaming.

396
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,034
[sighing]

397
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,655
There's so many memories here.

398
00:17:58,758 --> 00:18:01,000
And plus, we would never
move our kids away

399
00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:06,275
from their incredibly loyal
and incredibly nosy friends.

400
00:18:07,034 --> 00:18:09,137
Why didn't you just say
something instead of spying?

401
00:18:09,758 --> 00:18:11,724
It would have saved you
a ton of trouble

402
00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:14,517
and us from that
weird text conversation.

403
00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:18,413
A famous rodeo clown. Really?

404
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:20,896
And seven children?

405
00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:24,137
You'd have been lucky
to sell to our imaginary family:

406
00:18:25,482 --> 00:18:32,000
Lucy, Dory, Molly, Corey,
Bailey, Haley, and Fred

407
00:18:32,103 --> 00:18:33,206
would have loved it here.

408
00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:36,551
[upbeat music]

409
00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:39,068
Uncle Myles, I snagged Uncle
Chews phone when he left

410
00:18:39,206 --> 00:18:40,103
to go to the bathroom,

411
00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:41,620
and I can finally prove

412
00:18:41,758 --> 00:18:43,862
that he's been lying
this whole time, look!

413
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,103
-What's up?
-He's been using that app

414
00:18:46,241 --> 00:18:48,448
to Photoshop a picture with him
and Jam Rock.

415
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,758
I've got to tell
Charlie and Rebecca.

416
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,068
-Hey, don't. Dylan--
-What's up, man?

417
00:18:54,482 --> 00:18:58,896
Hey, Uncle Chews,
we got to talk.

418
00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:00,137
Sure, what's up?

419
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:03,724
[sighs]

420
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:06,448
I know you've been lying.

421
00:19:07,034 --> 00:19:08,896
-What lying?
-[Myles] This belong to you?

422
00:19:12,655 --> 00:19:15,517
Now the question is, why?

423
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,034
Look, Myles, you've got
to understand.

424
00:19:19,206 --> 00:19:22,655
Growing up, Yazzy always looked
up to me, and I loved that.

425
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,689
Then she went off to college
and got married to you,

426
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,310
and I just wasn't
that cool older brother anymore.

427
00:19:29,482 --> 00:19:30,413
But then she had kids,

428
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,517
and that gave me someone new
to look up to me.

429
00:19:34,689 --> 00:19:36,689
I guess I just didn't want
to lose that feeling again.

430
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:43,482
Huh. I didn't know that.

431
00:19:44,793 --> 00:19:46,310
But you can't keep lying.

432
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,448
All right, how about I chill
on the stories?

433
00:19:48,586 --> 00:19:49,655
Just don't tell Yaz, okay?

434
00:19:49,827 --> 00:19:51,000
I mean,
she means everything to me.

435
00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:53,655
I know, and I won't.

436
00:19:54,586 --> 00:19:55,793
I know how special
she is to you,

437
00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:57,310
and I don't want to ruin
that bond.

438
00:19:58,827 --> 00:20:00,172
Okay, no more stories.

439
00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:02,103
And you got to do something

440
00:20:02,206 --> 00:20:03,413
about this hot dog
situation with Charlie.

441
00:20:03,517 --> 00:20:04,586
It ain't kosher.

442
00:20:05,655 --> 00:20:06,862
Yeah, I went too far with that.

443
00:20:07,034 --> 00:20:08,931
How about I tell
him just not to.

444
00:20:09,206 --> 00:20:10,655
How about I tell him?

445
00:20:11,068 --> 00:20:12,137
If I leave it up to you,

446
00:20:12,275 --> 00:20:13,448
you'll have him opening up

447
00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:15,689
a Moroccan ice cream stand
or something.

448
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,034
That's not a bad idea.

449
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:21,344
Just, Uncle Chews
Stop it, all right?

450
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:23,862
-All right.
-All right.

451
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,965
Charlie, promise me you'll do
the culinary program,

452
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,482
and I'll give you
whatever you want.

453
00:20:33,206 --> 00:20:38,724
Whatever I want, eh?
What about your cool jacket?

454
00:20:40,517 --> 00:20:42,310
Yeah, sure. It's yours.

455
00:20:42,931 --> 00:20:48,241
-And your... cool sneakers?
-Okay.

456
00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:50,827
Including the ones
on your feet?

457
00:20:50,965 --> 00:20:52,379
Really. these too?

458
00:20:54,034 --> 00:20:57,000
Fine, but only if you do
the culinary program.

459
00:20:57,413 --> 00:20:59,586
-Okay.
-Dylan, what's going on?

460
00:21:02,068 --> 00:21:03,620
Rebecca, sit down.

461
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,068
I have to tell
you guys something.

462
00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:12,172
I don't know how to say it,
so I'm just going to say it.

463
00:21:14,103 --> 00:21:16,275
Uncle Chews has been lying
about his stories.

464
00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:17,344
[gasping]

465
00:21:17,689 --> 00:21:23,620
-No! No!
-Say it ain't so!

466
00:21:23,758 --> 00:21:25,793
Say it ain't so, Joe!

467
00:21:25,931 --> 00:21:27,034
Just kidding, we already knew.

468
00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:30,586
-You what?
-Yeah, Mom told us a while ago.

469
00:21:31,068 --> 00:21:32,689
She did? She didn't tell me?

470
00:21:33,103 --> 00:21:35,103
The truth is,
I see how happy it makes him,

471
00:21:35,241 --> 00:21:36,517
and I don't want
to break his heart.

472
00:21:36,965 --> 00:21:38,965
He's my Funcle,
so I just let him be him.

473
00:21:39,379 --> 00:21:41,241
Besides, he makes up
the coolest handshakes,

474
00:21:41,379 --> 00:21:42,724
and his stories are wild.

475
00:21:42,862 --> 00:21:45,586
-Mm-hmm.
-Wait, what about the mess

476
00:21:45,724 --> 00:21:48,034
with you opening up
a hot dog cart instead of going

477
00:21:48,172 --> 00:21:49,241
to the culinary program?

478
00:21:49,448 --> 00:21:50,965
You need to give me some credit.

479
00:21:51,551 --> 00:21:52,827
I can look out for myself.

480
00:21:54,241 --> 00:21:56,241
-Can you?
-I just tricked you

481
00:21:56,379 --> 00:21:57,517
out of all your stuff, didn't I?

482
00:21:57,655 --> 00:22:01,137
[smooth music]

483
00:22:03,827 --> 00:22:05,275
Tell me how could you
have kept this from me

484
00:22:05,379 --> 00:22:06,172
all this time?

485
00:22:06,310 --> 00:22:07,689
I mean, look at it this way.

486
00:22:08,655 --> 00:22:11,827
He gets to be the hero
and you get the girl.

487
00:22:15,413 --> 00:22:16,310
Yeah, I get the girl.

488
00:22:16,448 --> 00:22:17,758
[chuckles smugly]

489
00:22:18,931 --> 00:22:22,517
I can't believe you gave all
your clothes to Charlie.

490
00:22:23,137 --> 00:22:24,310
Let's not talk about it.

491
00:22:25,482 --> 00:22:28,586
Charlie, can you please be
careful not to spill on my gear?

492
00:22:29,034 --> 00:22:31,827
You mean my gear.
And now worries.

493
00:22:32,172 --> 00:22:34,965
Whoops! I dripped on my drip.

494
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:37,344
Charlie, you can't
play like that.

495
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:38,689
At the end of the day,
that's my stuff.

496
00:22:38,827 --> 00:22:40,206
[Charlie] Not really.
You gave it to me,

497
00:22:40,344 --> 00:22:41,724
so now
it's actually technically mine.

498
00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:44,620
Okay, cool. Okay, all right.
See me the court.

499
00:22:45,172 --> 00:22:47,000
Okay. So here it is.

500
00:22:47,448 --> 00:22:49,482
I got a lot of cool nicknames,
all right?

501
00:22:50,137 --> 00:22:51,517
No, I mean, you ready?
You ready for this?

502
00:22:51,655 --> 00:22:54,931
Okay. I got M-Stacks.

503
00:22:55,034 --> 00:22:56,517
-M-Stacks?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

504
00:22:56,689 --> 00:22:58,689
Let's go with M-Rocks.

505
00:22:58,862 --> 00:23:00,448
-M-Rocks?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

506
00:23:00,586 --> 00:23:03,241
And my favorite, Money Myles.

507
00:23:03,586 --> 00:23:04,551
-Money Myles?
-Mm-hmm.

508
00:23:04,896 --> 00:23:06,689
All right, look.
I'll tell you what.

509
00:23:06,793 --> 00:23:09,241
You beat me in a game of HORSE,
and you can pick the nickname.

510
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:12,517
Oh, I want in on this,
but if I win,

511
00:23:12,965 --> 00:23:15,241
Chews has to promise not
to stay away for so long,

512
00:23:15,379 --> 00:23:18,862
and Myles has to take me
to whatever restaurant I want.

513
00:23:19,724 --> 00:23:22,275
-Deal. Deal.
-[gasps] Okay, okay.

514
00:23:22,413 --> 00:23:23,827
You know we're gonna lose,
right?

515
00:23:24,793 --> 00:23:26,620
No, we're both gonna win.

516
00:23:27,379 --> 00:23:33,620
[upbeat music]
[cheering]

517
00:23:34,517 --> 00:23:38,655
[rousing music]