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[rain falling]
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[thunder rumbles]
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[grunting and yelping]
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Go home? Because of some rain?
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Someone needs to die
for that dumb fuckin' idea, Pete.
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- And I don't care who.
- I'm telling you, Petra.
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This is gonna be
a category four hurricane.
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I've run the numbers.
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Numbers? What the fuck are
you talking about, fuckin' numbers?
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There are numbers. They've been run.
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Ooh, those numbers are ugly.
Wow, yeah, I'm with Pete on this one.
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Uh, I don't need you,
of all people, "with me."
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He's agreeing with you, you dookie-head.
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- [thunder rumbling]
- Well, anyways, long story short,
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I puked so hard,
I could taste my own sweet butthole.
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- No kidding.
- That's a hard puke.
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Sounds like
the last time I was knocked up.
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Exactly.
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God, I had morning sickness
and the gestational diabetes.
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- Gil remembers.
- Absolutely! Sympathy diabetes.
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Ha! No, no, no, I'm not pregnant.
I couldn't be.
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- Could I?
- [lightning cracks]
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Okay. [grunts]
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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[chuckling] Oh, my God.
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- ["Make Me Feel" by Janelle Monáe playing]
- ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
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♪ That's just the way you make me feel
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
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♪ So real, so good, so fuckin' real
So real, so good, so fuckin' real ♪
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♪ That's just the way you make me feel
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
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♪ It's like I'm powerful
With a little bit of tender ♪
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♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪
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♪ Mess me up, yeah
But no one does it better ♪
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♪ There's nothin' better ♪
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♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
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[anxiously] Wow!
Eleven miles over the speed limit, Becs.
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I thought we agreed our window was ten.
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Ugh, I know that, Barry, but I'm trying
to get us out of this frickin' hurricane.
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Please can I floor it
just to piss him off?
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No, because, remember, we love him!
He's just trying to keep us safe.
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Okay, you're right, Barry.
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- I'll slow down.
- [lightning cracks]
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- Ahh!
- [Barry] Oh, God!
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Oh, God, it's The Perfect Storm!
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- Mark my Wahlberg, we're all gonna die!
- [all screaming]
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- Hold on, Jakey.
- Oh, my God, slow down!
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[Becca] I'm trying!
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[Tito] The brakes are dead and so are we!
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[Becca shrieks]
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- [crying loudly]
- Oh, my God! Fuck!
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He's okay. Are you okay?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I think so.
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Wow, that car is aggressively purple.
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[hysterical] My Suns-mobile!
What have you done to my baby?
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Oh, my God, it's ruined.
Doug, fall to your knees in the rain.
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[yelling] Please, God, take me instead!
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[sobbing] Take him!
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Ahh!
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- Oh, come on!
- Important documents?
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Mmm, not really.
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Low-priority documents?
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What's going on with you?
Why you smiling like that?
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Oh, no reason.
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You're pregnant.
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- Yes!
- Is it mine?
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Of course it's yours. It's ours.
Connie, I thought you'd be...
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On the phone with
the Inbox Zero Abortion Clinic by now?
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Yeah, I'd have thought that too.
How the shit did this happen?
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You know exactly and fornicationally
how this happened.
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No. I don't. We use protection
when we poon, do we not?
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Well, yes, as a practice, we say,
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"No baby, no baby, no baby,"
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silently to ourself whilst cumming.
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Which, via science,
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prevents fertilization in our
respective unisex wombs we both have.
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Obviously. This is basic
hormone monster biology, Connie.
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Don't waste time on stuff
everyone already knows.
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Maury, I know I said,
"No baby, no baby, no baby," every time.
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Reason? 'Cause we don't want
a goddamn baby!
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Well, I said it too. But I... I don't know.
Maybe I didn't mean it.
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Are you saying you want this preg?
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Well, now that it's here growing
little hooves and horns in my tummy...
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- Yes.
- What?
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- Don't you?
- No!
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Okay, so what I'm hearing
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is you need a few minutes
to wrap your head around this,
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and then you'll be all in, right?
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- [thunder booms]
- Ahh!
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[dramatic music plays]
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[shrieks]
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[power shutting down]
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Jesus fucking Christ. Todd!
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Okay, power's out, generator's failed,
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portals to Earth are down.
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[all clamoring nervously]
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Oh, my God, what are we gonna fucking do?
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All right, relax. I am working on it.
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And watch your language.
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Oh, man, I wish you and I hadn't been so
smart and correct about that storm, Pete.
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Oh, blimey! We need those portals back up!
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Well, our humans can live without us
for a few minutes.
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You don't get it.
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Rochelle's still on Earth, and now
she's stuck down there without me!
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Well, Rochelle's a smart, grown woman, so...
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[scoffs] Weird to worry.
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Of course I'm worried, buddy.
She's my girlfriend.
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She may be your girlfriend,
but I am not your buddy!
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Okay. Okay, just relax there, big guy.
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All right, all... Whoa!
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[chuckling] I'll be stuffed, mate,
your pecs are incredible.
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Thanks, just stop touching them.
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Again, I'm... I'm so sorry.
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- We've never been more sorry.
- We'll cover everything.
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[hysterical] The Suns wrap
covered everything!
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Bumper, mirror housings,
mud flaps, rear-end enders.
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Now look at it!
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Oh, shit, it's you?
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Emmy? What the fuck are you doing here?
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- [lightning cracks]
- Oh, shit, that was close.
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Come on, everybody, let's get inside,
for Christ's sake!
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Hold up, we're just letting
these people into your home
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after they destroyed your opus?
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[angrily] And my car! You're right!
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Uh, maybe let's just swap info out here,
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then you guys
can actually just get lost or whatever?
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- Doug!
- What?
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Just so you know, I don't wanna be here.
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Well, I don't want you here either,
so I guess we found some common ground.
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Ugh, slurp my ass.
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Huh. Nope. Not gonna work.
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- [all groaning]
- What? No, no, no, it has to work!
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I have to work!
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Houses are being destroyed down there,
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and my clients have insurance claims
to fucking reject!
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Must you, with the profanity?
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I think what Petra means is,
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not having the blooming portals
is a just a very bonked-up situation.
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Civility appreciated.
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- Of course.
- [Pete] Ugh.
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I will go reset the main surge protector.
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Oh, my God, it's so rainy, I can't see.
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Oh! Oh! There he is!
He's waving. Hi, Todd.
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[all exclaiming]
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- [groans]
- Oh, my God, he's alive!
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Look, he's waving again.
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- Oh, thank God.
- Good job, Todd!
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- [lightning cracks]
- [all exclaiming]
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- [ominous music plays]
- [wind gusts]
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[all gasping]
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- That's gross.
- Oh, my God!
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I know, Todd's dead like a doornail.
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No, not that. Something much worse.
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- The fridge, Gil!
- [suspenseful music playing]
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Without power, all the food
in the break room will get yucky.
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Unless, of course, someone eats it first.
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- [triumphant music playing]
- And someone's best friend helps.
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- [repeating] Down and up.
- [repeating] Shake, squeeze, tickle.
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[both] And butt sticks out
for two minutes.
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- Ah, we better cut this short.
- Yeah, before the food spoils, let's go.
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Are the portals back yet?!
The Cuomo brothers need me.
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They're doing naked judo
with each other in their basement
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and it's about to escalate!
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We all have clients to get to,
Gavin, all right?
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Hey, someone else has to go reset
the doohickey thingy!
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Maybe Todd has a son we could call?
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What an ugly
bunch of puss you all are. I'll go.
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Do you even know where
the Department of Energy is?
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Or how to access the main surge protector?
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Nope, but it sounds like you do.
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- You're coming with me!
- [sighs]
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- We need your brains.
- Yeah, you probably do.
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And you'll need my dicks.
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- Oh, God.
- And my ass.
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And my fucking raw-dog tenacity.
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Plus, I'll get my steps in.
Keep the hiney tight.
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Oh, I know I said "ass," but I wanna
change mine to "pizzazz."
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[clears throat] And my pizzazz!
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Oh, hello, it seems you're forming
a fellowship for a noble quest?
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Well, you can't have one of those
without a wizard, now, can you?
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I mean, we could.
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Oh, come on, pretty, pretty please?
I want to be included!
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Okay, fine! Jesus, you shame bitch.
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- Yes!
- You're in!
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Hey, I'm in, too! Wait for me! Connie!
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Whoa, whoa, no, no, no.
You can't put yourself in danger, not now.
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Okay, this right here?
This is why I don't want that.
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Connie, I don't like these jokes.
Baby can hear.
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Oh, really? Hey, you! I don't want you!
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- [sobbing]
- Oh, Maury, come on.
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Come back?
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Definitely don't run too fast,
and trip and fall down some stairs.
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[sighs]
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Don't worry, we'll get you a rental
while your car's getting fixed.
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- [scoffs]
- You know what,
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I bet those jealous creeps
smashed your car on purpose.
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"On purpose"? Who would do that?
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Haters, Doug! Haters!
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People who can't stand
you having good things in your life.
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Oh, my God, you're right!
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So, you two collect art?
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That's a string cheese wrapper
Charles Barkley left in Dougie's car once.
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- We had it bronzed.
- Oh! So, not art.
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You would hate
Charles's cheese, you hater!
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Why not plow your car into that?
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Jesus, Doug, what's gotten into you?
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Oh, my God. Fuck these people.
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Ugh! I know, right? He's so unreasonable.
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But the thing is, I don't have to be stuck
with them, so, peace!
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- [thud]
- Hey, what the hell?
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[all scream]
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[Doug] Take cover!
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[mosquitos] Window breach!
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- [triumphant music playing]
- Let's do this!
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- [wind gusting]
- Ahh!
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- Oh! There she goes.
- [Petra] Fuck me!
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Yeah, this is more like it! Onward!
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[whooping] Yes!
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[Lionel yelping] Look out!
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Stand your ground, wuss.
Stop getting cucked by the wind.
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Better to be a living cuck
than a dead hero.
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I'm just gonna go back.
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You talk like a book! Shut the fuck up!
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Hey! Oh! Hey, you got me skin!
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Hold up, I gotta take a whiz.
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Holy freaking guac!
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- Aw, shit, got wee in my face! Fuck!
- [Pete] Dante, watch out!
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[Dante] Oh, shit! Ow!
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- Fuck! Ahh!
- [Pete] Uh...
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[anxiously] Pete, mate, you gotta help!
One of my dicks is stuck!
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Your penis got pinned by a statue? Uh...
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How big is your penis?
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[hysterical] Big! Huge!
It's the lower-right one.
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It's my very best penis!
It's thicker than the middle one,
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it's longer than Lefty. I love it!
234
00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:24,458
Hey, guys, wait! Man down!
235
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:28,166
- [yelling] Pete! Don't go! Please!
- [sighs]
236
00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:32,000
I'm coming.
Just hold on to your big dicks.
237
00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:36,208
Sweet Lord, Joe, there's so much food.
We'll never save it all.
238
00:10:36,291 --> 00:10:38,250
But we have to try, God damn it!
239
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,333
Eh, you're right. Dairy first?
240
00:10:40,416 --> 00:10:41,833
Dairy first.
241
00:10:43,166 --> 00:10:44,541
Maury, come on.
242
00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:49,083
Leave us alone. No, wait.
Apologize first and then leave.
243
00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:53,958
How about you apologize for making me
miss out on that cool adventure squad?
244
00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:55,708
I would've been the hot one.
245
00:10:55,791 --> 00:10:58,041
That means something to me, Maury.
246
00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,833
Does your own child mean something to you?
247
00:11:00,916 --> 00:11:03,583
- No. Again, no.
- [water flowing]
248
00:11:03,666 --> 00:11:06,291
Uh-oh. Maury, is the bathroom flooding?
249
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:11,750
[distressed] Yes. And I'd rather sit in
sewage than see your face ever again.
250
00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:15,208
Unless the baby looks like you,
which I would adore.
251
00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:17,541
This is stupid, get out of there.
252
00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:19,541
- Oh, fuck you.
- [pipes bursting]
253
00:11:19,625 --> 00:11:21,833
No, yeah.
Yeah, actually, I'm gonna come out.
254
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:24,875
- [clanks]
- [gasps] Oh, goodness! Oh, me, oh, my!
255
00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:26,125
What is it? Big cramp?
256
00:11:26,208 --> 00:11:28,500
No, I broke the door, I'm trapped!
257
00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:31,791
Uh, don't worry.
I'll bust you outta there somehow.
258
00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:33,291
[gasps] Todd has the keys!
259
00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:35,041
You've gotta get Todd's keys.
260
00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:36,125
He has the keys.
261
00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:39,166
Ooh, I'll go find 'em on his dead corpse.
Just hang on, okay?
262
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:42,291
- Oh, don't worry, baby, Mommy will...
- Take that fuckin' back.
263
00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:45,166
- [sighs] Connie will save us.
- All right, then.
264
00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,416
Mommy's gonna save us.
Your mommy's name is Connie.
265
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,666
Mommy is Connie, Connie's your Mommy,
Connie-Mommy.
266
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,291
- [dramatic music playing]
- Hey, guys, this is it!
267
00:11:52,375 --> 00:11:53,541
The thingy's in there!
268
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:54,500
[Gavin] Come on!
269
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,916
[grunting] Fist! Fist, fist!
270
00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:01,583
Pete, is there another entrance we could...
Wait, where's Pete? Where's Dante?
271
00:12:01,666 --> 00:12:06,833
Who cares? All that matters is we
get inside, where it's warm and safe!
272
00:12:06,916 --> 00:12:09,000
- Well, we can't get in this way.
- [Gavin] Come on!
273
00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:11,583
Gavin tried, and he's the strongest one.
274
00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:15,958
I don't know, Walter.
No one's stronger than... Hateworm.
275
00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:20,291
- You know what I'm saying?
- Oh, folks, that's not a good idea.
276
00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:22,541
What's that, thunder thighs?
277
00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:23,458
Motherfu...
278
00:12:23,541 --> 00:12:25,833
Okay, I see what you're doing,
279
00:12:25,916 --> 00:12:28,125
but I'm not
turning into a Hateworm today.
280
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:30,250
You sure, you Pez-headed fuck?
281
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,583
Mmm! Nope! It's not gonna work.
282
00:12:32,666 --> 00:12:34,250
Okay, I got it. I got it.
283
00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:39,041
Mariah Carey's high G is a crutch.
284
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,541
[menacingly] A crutch?
285
00:12:41,791 --> 00:12:43,625
[growling]
286
00:12:43,708 --> 00:12:45,708
How dare you?
287
00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:48,041
Don't say a word to me about Mariah!
288
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:52,958
She's the only good thing
about QVC or America.
289
00:12:53,041 --> 00:12:54,666
- [yelling]
- [all cheering]
290
00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:56,583
[Petra] All right, Walter!
Come on, let's go!
291
00:12:56,666 --> 00:12:58,916
I'm not going anywhere with you people!
292
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,333
I hope the writers kill you all off!
293
00:13:01,416 --> 00:13:03,875
Next season, new cast!
I don't give a fuck.
294
00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:06,458
- [Lionel] Oh, look at that.
- [crackling]
295
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:09,791
You're welcome, baby. Here we go!
296
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:11,291
[straining]
297
00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:14,625
You can do it, mate!
Just use those Stonehenge quads of yours.
298
00:13:14,708 --> 00:13:18,125
I'm sorry. It's too heavy.
And you're losing blood.
299
00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:21,166
Oh, shit, I'm a bit woozy.
Should I go towards that light?
300
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:22,500
- Is that a good idea?
- Uh...
301
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:25,416
Dante, it brings me
barely any joy to say this,
302
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,375
but, uh, I'm gonna
have to amputate your penis.
303
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:31,375
- [laughs nervously]
- What? Lose my manhood? I'd rather die.
304
00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:33,291
Well, you know, those are the two choices.
305
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:34,458
I'll take my chances.
306
00:13:34,541 --> 00:13:38,375
Look, your chances of surviving
with no blood in your body are very low.
307
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:41,958
I'm trying to be a good guy, so, please,
just let me cut your dick off!
308
00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:44,416
[sucking air between teeth]
309
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,500
- Okay, make it quick!
- I'll try.
310
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:49,500
[tense music playing]
311
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:51,375
Okay, here it comes.
312
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:52,666
Ahh!
313
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:53,583
I know, I know.
314
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,250
- [yelling] The knife's serrated?
- I can't imagine this feels good.
315
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,833
[sobbing] Why?
316
00:13:58,916 --> 00:14:01,250
It's all I had. Sorry.
317
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:06,000
[sobbing] Ahh! Cut away from this already!
There must be other stories!
318
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:07,875
[Gil gulps and groans]
319
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:11,208
That's the last of the dairy.
I think I gotta tap out, Joe.
320
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:12,708
Let's just leave the salads.
321
00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:15,625
Who are you to decide
which food gets left behind?
322
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:17,875
- We have orders!
- We do? From who?
323
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:22,250
From God, Gil. And she hates food waste.
324
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:26,875
You're right! You're always fucking right!
Hand me that Niçoise.
325
00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:28,625
Just take a handful of fish.
326
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:31,541
I'm going medieval on this dirty tuna.
327
00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,041
That's not gonna work.
You gotta board it up.
328
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,708
- Oh, really? No doy!
- [baby crying]
329
00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:42,416
Do something! Board up that window
before a wind tunnel forms!
330
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,416
- [exclaims]
- [baby shrieking]
331
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,625
Oh, no!
332
00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:48,291
- Are you fucking serious?
- What do you want from me?
333
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:51,041
I can't think with your damn kid
shrieking like that!
334
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:53,375
Maybe you can't think
because you're a dumbass.
335
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:56,333
Hey, rich-tits,
don't call my husband dumb.
336
00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:58,125
Your girl better watch it.
337
00:14:58,208 --> 00:14:59,875
Oh, your dude better watch it.
338
00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:01,878
- [all shriek]
- [Rochelle] Jesus fucking Christ!
339
00:15:01,916 --> 00:15:03,916
The wind tunnel! It's gonna kill us all!
340
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,583
This is all Doug's fault.
341
00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:07,500
- If that tacky moron...
- Tacky?
342
00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:09,083
...knew how to board up a window...
343
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:11,375
You're tacky!
Becca's a girl-bossy stuck-up...
344
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:13,166
- Ahh!
- [Tito] It's happening!
345
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:16,291
Bitch! I was gonna call her a bitch!
346
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,958
Todd? Todd's bod?
347
00:15:19,791 --> 00:15:20,875
Where are you?
348
00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:22,208
Ugh.
349
00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:26,291
Hey, Todd. Got your keys there, cutie?
350
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:28,500
Just gonna flip you over real quick.
351
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:31,541
- Ahh!
- Keys are with the legs.
352
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:35,458
Helpful, thanks! And sorry about Todd!
353
00:15:36,291 --> 00:15:38,291
[dramatic music playing]
354
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:39,916
Come on.
355
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,333
No lightning, no lightning, no lightning.
356
00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:43,541
Ah!
357
00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:44,625
Ooh!
358
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:46,916
[grunting]
359
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,750
God damn, Connie.
360
00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:51,541
You are the hot one.
361
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,166
[Lionel] Oh, dear.
362
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:56,958
- [Gavin panting]
- Hey, Greasy! Hey, Ghostly! Here it is!
363
00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:59,166
- [booming]
- Whoa! Fuck me!
364
00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:03,458
[coughs] It's okay. Go on without me.
365
00:16:03,541 --> 00:16:07,291
Well, yeah, obviously.
I mean, you know, we're not that close.
366
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:09,666
- I did fuck her once.
- All right.
367
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,125
[blowing]
368
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:14,208
Ooh! Ooh!
369
00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:16,625
Well, there's no
extinguishing this, is there?
370
00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:20,083
- I'm afraid we must turn back.
- You wish, you Great British jerkoff.
371
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:22,416
- I'm gettin' us out there!
- But, but, but how?
372
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,291
With my big ol' firehose dick!
373
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:26,208
[loud thud]
374
00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:29,541
Oh, right. Well, you've described it
that way before, but I...
375
00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:31,875
Yeah, people think
it's a figure of speech.
376
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,833
- Well, I certainly did.
- It's not!
377
00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:36,708
I fucking hate language! Now stand back!
378
00:16:36,791 --> 00:16:39,458
- [triumphant music playing]
- [Gavin] Ow! Ow! Ow!
379
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:42,500
- Fuck! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Oh, poor thing. It hurts, does it?
380
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,208
Every time.
381
00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:46,875
- Look! There's an opening, go, now!
- [nervously] No.
382
00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:49,875
- Go, go, go, you floating nothing!
- [whimpering]
383
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:54,083
Ahh! The fire! The piss!
The fire and the piss!
384
00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:56,625
- [screaming]
- Oh, my. Anything I can do?
385
00:16:56,708 --> 00:16:59,416
- The fire! The piss!
- Just say.
386
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,875
- [groaning]
- Oh, my.
387
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:03,750
[Rochelle yelps]
388
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:06,500
- Rochelle? Are you okay?
- I'm fine!
389
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:07,958
Ahh!
390
00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:12,375
When this is all over, I'm gonna go
to your house and mess it up so bad.
391
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:15,291
How you gonna get there?
Your shitty car is totaled.
392
00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:17,458
- [Doug] Ahh!
- Can you believe this idiot?
393
00:17:17,541 --> 00:17:21,666
Huh? Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he... he sucks. He's bad, and...
394
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,958
You know what? I... I gotta go. [grunts]
395
00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:26,958
- Maury? Maury! Maury, you alive in there?
- [Maury groans]
396
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:31,500
We are alive.
Baby and me, thank you, but hurry!
397
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:32,666
[inhales deeply]
398
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:36,500
- [Dante] Ahh!
- One last stringy part.
399
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:38,208
- [slashing]
- [Pete] Got it!
400
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,250
[sighs] Give me my donger,
I wanna hold it.
401
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:43,916
- Okay.
- You'll always be my favorite, you.
402
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,083
[sobbing] I'm so sorry.
403
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,833
- [sniffles] They can reattach him, right?
- Maybe?
404
00:17:48,916 --> 00:17:50,500
- [gasps] No!
- Maybe not.
405
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:52,625
My sweet pee-pee! Come back!
406
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:54,583
- [Pete] Oh, no! Dante.
- Come back!
407
00:17:54,666 --> 00:17:56,208
Just let it go!
408
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,666
[gulps and gags]
409
00:17:57,750 --> 00:18:00,291
It's too much ham.
I can't, Joe, I'm gonna puke.
410
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:02,125
- No! No, Gil.
- I feel it coming up.
411
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:06,583
If you puke from that ham, then ham
will be a food that makes you puke.
412
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:11,833
Forever. And I am not gonna let
my best friend lose ham, okay?
413
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:16,833
- [Rochelle] What are you doing?
- Helping you! You're welcome.
414
00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:18,875
I don't need your help!
415
00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:21,333
Not that one. That's not it.
Hang on, Maury.
416
00:18:21,416 --> 00:18:25,250
There's, like, a million keys on here
and they're all covered in Todd's guts.
417
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:27,333
[grunting]
418
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,791
[chuckling] Poopy.
419
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,250
It's gone, Dante. Just leave it.
420
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:35,208
And I would if it were my bottom left
or even upper right,
421
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:37,083
but it's my bottom right, man.
422
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:42,041
You have three dongs, but only one life.
And you have Rochelle.
423
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:45,458
You should be fighting
to see her again. So, let's go.
424
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,208
- Rochelle?
- Yeah, she's amazing.
425
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:50,875
And I'd sacrifice
a thousand dicks for her.
426
00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:53,875
But if that thing's
more important to you than she is,
427
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,750
then you deserve to lose both.
428
00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:58,000
You're right. I'm an idiot.
429
00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,416
I fucking love her, Pete,
I love her so much!
430
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,916
Then take my hand.
431
00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:04,250
[both struggling]
432
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:05,416
Emmy, don't!
433
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,583
Shut up and take my hand!
434
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:10,583
No dead guy, no dead guy,
no dead guy. Yes!
435
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:14,416
- [gasping]
- You're alive! Take my hand.
436
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,208
Bite it, Gil. Bite it and swallow it.
437
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:20,541
I can't, Joe! Take my ham.
438
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:21,708
[gasps]
439
00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:24,000
Okay, now fly down.
440
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,083
I can't!
441
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:28,125
I found boards!
Dougie, where's the hammer?
442
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,250
Oh, God, where'd I put the toolbox?
443
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:31,416
Come on!
444
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,750
Becca, dude,
enough with the petty bullshit.
445
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:37,125
Just grow the fuck up and help.
446
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:38,291
You're right.
447
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:40,916
I just need something hard and metal.
448
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:45,500
Oh, shit. Doug, what about that
Charles Barkley garbage statue you made?
449
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:47,291
I know, what about it, right?
450
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,208
Here! You can use it as a hammer.
451
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,250
[gasps] Genius.
452
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:54,291
Is there anything
Charles Barkley can't do?
453
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:57,500
- Doug, hurry up!
- [triumphant music playing]
454
00:19:57,583 --> 00:20:00,250
- Holy crud, it's working!
- Amazing!
455
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,333
[yelps]
456
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:02,833
[sighs]
457
00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:03,875
Are you okay?
458
00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:05,666
- Yeah.
- [sighs]
459
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,375
- [straining]
- [both grunt]
460
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:08,375
[Pete grunting]
461
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,166
- Phew!
- You only used the one arm just then?
462
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:13,750
Technically, I also used
my lats and deltoids.
463
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,416
Hmm. Wow.
464
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,500
Are you sure you couldn't have
lifted that statue off my dick, mate?
465
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:20,750
- Um, um, pretty sure.
- Pretty sure, huh?
466
00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:21,913
- No, I'm sure.
- All right.
467
00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:24,666
- Yeah. I'm... I'm... I'm pretty sure.
- Uh-huh.
468
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:25,791
[sighing wearily]
469
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,000
- [electricity crackling]
- Oh!
470
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:30,875
Look at that. Oh, no, thank you.
471
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:34,041
What's the matter, Cumbledore? You scared?
472
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:35,583
Gavin! You're...
473
00:20:35,666 --> 00:20:39,625
Alive, fucker! You gonna plug
that thing back in or not?
474
00:20:39,708 --> 00:20:41,958
Um, uh, not. Yes. Quite not.
475
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,458
We have a mission!
476
00:20:44,541 --> 00:20:47,750
Gavin, I adore that mission, really.
477
00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:52,000
I'm simply of the mind that,
if I complete it, I'll die, so...
478
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,125
Everybody dies sometime, kid.
479
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,708
[groans] Boys are strong!
480
00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:58,208
[grunting loudly]
481
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,250
- Dicks are good!
- [Lionel] Oh!
482
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:03,541
I hope God's a dude.
483
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:06,416
[ominous music playing]
484
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:09,041
[clears throat] Right then, well,
485
00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:12,083
I suppose I'll just, uh, finish up here.
486
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,750
[power clunking on]
487
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:17,250
- [Maury groans and coughs]
- [sighing]
488
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,375
- Oh, Connie, you saved me.
- [sentimental music plays]
489
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:22,125
Of course I did, Maury.
490
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:25,333
You know, today put a lot
in perspective for me.
491
00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:26,333
Such as?
492
00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:30,458
Well, I realized
what I really want out of life.
493
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:34,541
I thought I wanted total freedom
to go be a hot adventure bitch.
494
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,916
- Oh?
- And I thought
495
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,541
a kid would get in the way of all that.
496
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:40,625
But?
497
00:21:40,708 --> 00:21:43,166
But the truth is,
498
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,083
I was right!
499
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:47,583
- What? Then why did you say "but"?
- I didn't say "but," you said "but."
500
00:21:47,666 --> 00:21:50,041
Fine, but that was still very confusing.
501
00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:53,958
I'm sorry, I'll be clear,
I don't want that fucking kid.
502
00:21:54,041 --> 00:21:55,041
Well, I do.
503
00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:58,500
Well, it's that baby, or this ass, Maury.
504
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:01,500
You'd really do that?
Take your whole ass away?
505
00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:04,000
That's right. Make your choice.
506
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:06,291
Well, then, I guess I'm choosing to abort...
507
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:08,250
[inhales sharply] ...this relationship!
508
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:10,458
What? But I'm the hot one.
509
00:22:10,541 --> 00:22:11,666
You made me choose.
510
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:15,708
[voice breaking] Well, okay.
Dumb choice, but I'm fine with that.
511
00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:16,916
Yes, I too am...
512
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,625
[sniffles] ...totally fine
with the choice that I made.
513
00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:23,083
In fact, I've just remembered that I have
to go punch my car door for an hour.
514
00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:25,833
Well, you should probably get going then.
515
00:22:25,916 --> 00:22:27,791
Yeah. Here I go.
516
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,375
- [sad music playing]
- [both crying]
517
00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:36,958
- [Becca] Looking good, Doug!
- Thanks! I can't see the sky anymore.
518
00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:40,625
Mmm, Barry's butt looks
pretty great when he sweeps.
519
00:22:40,708 --> 00:22:42,250
Yeah, it does.
520
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:44,541
You know, you're getting
really good at your job.
521
00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:45,833
Shut up, no, I'm not.
522
00:22:45,916 --> 00:22:48,625
Emmy, I... I got my marriage back
thanks to you.
523
00:22:48,708 --> 00:22:51,250
And the baby-love lately?
[mimics explosion]
524
00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:52,583
Sonya would be proud.
525
00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:56,291
Yeah, I don't know.
Let's be honest, no one's proud of me.
526
00:22:56,375 --> 00:23:00,708
But, you know, it's fine.
I've accepted the kind of bug I am.
527
00:23:00,791 --> 00:23:04,833
And I'll never be a Rochelle or whatever,
but who cares?
528
00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:06,125
What's a "Rochelle?"
529
00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:07,958
[sighs] Not an Emmy.
530
00:23:08,041 --> 00:23:10,875
- You shut the fuck up with that right now!
- Oh! Hi.
531
00:23:10,958 --> 00:23:13,708
[crying] I'm sorry
that's how I've been making you feel.
532
00:23:13,791 --> 00:23:15,833
All small and shit? Fuck that.
533
00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:18,625
[crying] No, it's okay.
It's not your fault.
534
00:23:18,708 --> 00:23:22,500
You're a cool goddess
who of course I'm jealous of.
535
00:23:22,583 --> 00:23:24,666
Ew, I'm not a goddess.
536
00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:27,791
Man, I'm selfish and petty.
537
00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:30,583
Petty enough to lose the best bug I know.
538
00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:32,250
I love you. I missed you.
539
00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:35,083
I missed you. You saved my life.
540
00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:36,958
You are my life.
541
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:39,125
[both sobbing loudly]
542
00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:41,750
[Emmy] This is how it should be.
543
00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:45,208
[Lionel] ...and then I
picked up that live wire and I thought,
544
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:49,916
"Whatever happens to Lionel,
the Shame Wizard, me, so be it."
545
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,625
Did getting electrocuted hurt?
'Cause I got Vicodin.
546
00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:57,458
Oh, no, I was too focused on the mission
to consider my own comfort.
547
00:23:57,541 --> 00:23:59,291
- [all applauding]
- You're a hero.
548
00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:02,000
And I can't believe
you did it all by yourself.
549
00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:06,208
No, I had no choice.
Not after Gavin passed
550
00:24:06,291 --> 00:24:08,791
in the, uh, in the manner I described.
551
00:24:08,875 --> 00:24:11,250
Ugh, imagine being so scared,
552
00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:15,375
you slip on your own panic-piss
and fall off a building?
553
00:24:15,458 --> 00:24:18,291
Yes, that's exactly what happened!
554
00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:21,250
A fitting death for a true coward.
555
00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:23,125
- [chuckles]
- [all cheering and clapping]
556
00:24:23,208 --> 00:24:24,208
[Gil sighs]
557
00:24:24,291 --> 00:24:28,125
Always make room from the bottom,
not the top, right, Joe?
558
00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:30,708
Sure, some of the food would've been fine,
559
00:24:30,791 --> 00:24:33,125
but a lot of it would've gotten sweaty.
560
00:24:33,208 --> 00:24:35,416
So, we did God's work today.
561
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,500
We sure did.
562
00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:39,375
I think I've got it from here, mate.
Bye, Pete.
563
00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:40,625
Dante, uh, wait.
564
00:24:40,708 --> 00:24:43,708
I just wanna say, you're an okay guy,
565
00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:47,291
and you clearly love Rochelle,
so we're good.
566
00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:49,166
No. No, no, no. We're not "good."
567
00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:52,375
You're a secretly yoked dude
who's into my girlfriend,
568
00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:55,250
and you cut my fucking dick off.
Eat shit, guy.
569
00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:57,041
[growls] Fuck him!
570
00:24:57,125 --> 00:24:58,291
- Rochelle!
- Dante.
571
00:24:58,375 --> 00:24:59,583
Come here. Come here.
572
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:02,583
- Oh, I missed you so much, baby.
- Mwah!
573
00:25:02,666 --> 00:25:06,166
I missed you too.
And all three of your friends.
574
00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:09,166
- [sobbing] About that.
- Damn, you good?
575
00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:10,250
Oh, boy.
576
00:25:10,666 --> 00:25:13,375
Pete! Jeez, what the hell happened to you?
577
00:25:13,458 --> 00:25:14,875
Oh, the blood. Yeah, um...
578
00:25:14,958 --> 00:25:17,458
There's context for this,
both ethical and medical,
579
00:25:17,541 --> 00:25:22,916
and I absolutely didn't want to,
but I, um, cut off Dante's dick.
580
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000
Only because... Oh!
581
00:25:24,083 --> 00:25:25,916
- You're a genius, Pete.
- Uh...
582
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,958
I don't tell you that enough.
[gasps] Jesus, your arms.
583
00:25:30,041 --> 00:25:32,666
- Hey, lady, you got tube-mail!
- [exclaims]
584
00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:37,208
I got a new client? "Lucinda P."
Oh, they sound fun.
585
00:25:37,291 --> 00:25:41,125
- [laughing] Um, you got a few new clients.
- [mail clattering]
586
00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:45,250
Oh, no, no, no!
No, these can't all be for me!
587
00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:46,333
There's too many.
588
00:25:46,416 --> 00:25:49,083
A second Lucinda? Jesus.
589
00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:51,291
I cannot handle all this.
590
00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:54,416
Uh, yes, you can, girl. You're an Emmy.
591
00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:56,666
[laughs nervously] Uh-huh.
592
00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:02,041
- ["Make Me Feel" by Janelle Monáe playing]
- ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
593
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:06,000
♪ That's just the way you make me feel
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
594
00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:11,791
♪ Oh! That's just the way
That I feel, now, baby ♪
595
00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:14,208
♪ Good God, I can't help it, uh! ♪
596
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:18,958
♪ Hey, that's just the way that I feel ♪
597
00:26:19,041 --> 00:26:20,250
♪ Yeah ♪
598
00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,000
♪ Please, I can't help it ♪
599
00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:26,375
♪ It's like I'm powerful
With a little bit of tender ♪
600
00:26:26,458 --> 00:26:30,500
♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪
601
00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:34,916
♪ Mess me up, yeah
But no one does it better, oh! ♪
602
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,666
♪ There's nothin' better, baby ♪
603
00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:38,916
♪ Damn ♪