- After we received your sample,
Our lab conducted an in-depth analysis of the drug
That you're calling "purple rain."
- So we're likely looking for someone
With specialized chemistry knowledge.
- I imagine at the very least they have a master's degree,
But probably a phd.
- I first heard about purple rain at a house party in guelph.
- Michel owens?
- He's got a phd in chemistry, has access to the lab.
Guelph tech.
- Okay, here's what I'm thinking.
We take a road trip out to guelph,
Bump the guy, see what we find.
Yeah, I'm looking for michel owens,
The lab manager for the chemistry department?
- The last time he signed into the lab was two nights ago at midnight.
- I'm not making drugs. I'm not selling drugs.
Have you talked to Tuesday? - Who's Tuesday?
- The janitor I just had fired after I caught them
After hours working late cooking shit up in my lab
And lying about it.
- Did krish put you up to all this?
- I didn't make purple rain with the intention of dealing.
I was just trying to help people.
- Were you trying to help the people who overdosed and died?
Selfish. That's what my mother told me every night of my life.
Well, the nights that she was there, which was barely ever.
- Jenn can be a bit possessive. - She doesn't want to meet me?
- She...
...Doesn't want to meet you. I'm sorry.
- Sam, you're home?
Ro!
- Keep your eye on the gps, I need to turn around at 2.5,
I cannot be late for work today. - Me neither.
Rumour is goldstein is retiring next month,
Means they'll be looking for a new partner.
This time, I'm not gonna let it get away.
- Nice. Yes! (chuckling)
- I was sensitivity-trained twice a week, check.
Gone to every conference, check.
Taken every file they've offered, check.
Been mentoring this hot, young junior, check.
- Uh... - Okay, 2.5, let's turn around.
- Okay, so who's this hot young junior?
- Jay burden, new hire.
Clerked at the supreme court, "whatevs".
- Smart or entitled? - She's pretty smart, actually.
- Oh, right. Cool. Jay's a she, that's nice.
- Yeah, she is.
Jay-na. She goes by jay. Well, some people call her jay.
I do, sometimes.
- How excellent of you to spend your time mentoring
A young, female, hot junior lawyer.
- Please don't be weird-- - don't you be weird.
(sighs) - she's a very talented lawyer.
She's a colleague rising through the ranks.
I've taken her under my wing.
- Oh, the old proverbial wing snuggle.
- Sam. - What?
- Are you serious here? I thought we were past all this,
But if we're not, I will cease and desist all mentoring.
- Oh, listen, stop. You do you, make partner
And then we're gonna celebrate in greece, okay?
So... (sighs)
Listen, I don't have time for petty jealousies.
I'm gonna be late for work.
Move it, slowpoke. - Ow.
(upbeat music)
- Come on, slowpoke.
- Okay, okay. I'm coming, I'm coming.
- We should have been there an hour ago.
What is taking you so long? - Well, what's the rush?
- I'm eager to get there. - Okay.
- Oh, you're still home... - Adriana.
- Hey. - What are you doing here?
- Oh, my internet's down. I've got a few big zoom meetings,
So I was hoping I could hunker down
While you guys are at work.
- Mm-hmm. - Oh.
- And I am okay with that. Here's a key.
- Thank you. - Nice to see you.
- I am too, but I feel bad,
I'm going to work and you're just getting here.
- We can hang out later.
(groaning) - okay.
And bring my niece next time.
- Bye, you two.
Okay.
- So, do you really think we got all the purple rain
Off the street? - I don't know about that.
I mean, Tuesday seemed to be the only one making it.
And if they're off the street, my feeling...
Purple rain will dry up pretty soon.
- Wow, right? Oh my gosh.
That deserves a really big pat on the back.
Turn around, there we go. - Thank you.
- Bang, bang, bang. - Turn around.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Oh, a bit of a takedown party maybe.
- I don't mean to brag, but I can bench-press
My own weight. I could probably bench-press you.
I've also recently become a vegan.
- Oh, wow. That is really impressive, watts.
Oh, man! There you guys are. I have been looking...
I gotta talk to these gals. - Oh, sure.
- Sorry. So, I'll... Nice talking to you.
- Yeah. Okay. See you. - Mm-hmm.
I got a ride in to work with him this morning
And he has not stopped talking.
He's super sweet, but I'm pretty sure he was working up the nerve
To ask me out and I was not looking forward
To that super awkward rejection.
Anyway, phew, dodged a bullet with that one.
Not that there's anything wrong with watts.
I just don't like mixing "bizz" with "plesh",
Except, of course, with you guys. Oh, looking forward
To that "partay" ton... (groaning)
Anyways, I'll see you guys later.
- Now, what was that? What did you just say?
- I don't know. Okay. Yeah. - What'd you just say?
What's she talking about? - What?
- What "partay" is she talking about?
- Let me think about it. Oh, right, I have no clue.
You know what? It's probably just a figure of speech.
You know, that's exactly what it is.
Ooh, got it, I know what it is. It is a takedown party,
That is what it is. - Why do you sound like a robot?
- Why are you talking like a-- - why was nathan acting weird?
And why was adriana at my loft this morning?
- Who knows! - Hold up, are y'all trying
To throw me an engagement party?
- I feel like this is what's happening.
If there's a secret, I know nothing about it--
- Emergency announcement meeting in the boardroom. Now.
(overlapping chatter)
- Doesn't put me in much of a mood for a party,
I'll tell you that.
- You told gloria about the party?
- What party? I have no idea.
(sighs)
- Watts. - Yeah?
- Close the door. - Yes, mom... Ma'am!
- Oh, my... (door closing)
Okay, um... I just got off the phone with the crown.
Tuesday's defence team has found out the identity
Of our primary confidential informant, jake mardy.
And they have informed the crown that they will be calling
Jake to testify, their position being
He made have fed us false information
And may in fact be the mastermind
Behind this whole purple rain business.
(scoffs)
- That's obviously not true. - That's their position.
- But if we expose him as a police informant,
He's gonna have a target on his back.
We don't know who krish's connections are, it could be anyone.
- I am aware, which is why we need to convince jake mardy
To testify for the crown.
- He won't come out publicly as a snitch.
- Then I won't be able to go upstairs and convince them to sign off
On the costly expense of putting him in witness protection.
He'll be on his own.
- How'd they find out he's our ci?
- I don't know, but Tuesday's lawyer
Is with goldstein, jacob, field and wells.
- That's steve's firm.
Oh...
- Nathan, naz, I need you to find jake mardy.
Convince him to testify. And if he agrees,
We'll get him into a safe house right away.
(sighs)
- Come on, guys. You know better than to show up here.
- Things have taken a turn.
- Oh, of course they have. What's up?
- Somehow, the defence has found out you've been
Informing for the police.
They're planning on calling you to the stand
And making you testify. - Okay, wait. What?
Is this a joke? Is this like some sort of sick prank
To get me back for calling you knee job?
Because it isn't funny. - I'm afraid it's not a joke.
- Man, I knew this would happen!
Oh my god, I am such an idiot for trusting you!
- Listen, jake, you can be mad at me. That's fine.
- I'll take that. But this is serious, alright?
We want you to testify for our side instead.
- I'm not testifying for anyone!
If it comes out that I'm a rat, I am dead.
- I know this is not what you want,
But this is the reality of the situation we're in now.
The smartest thing to do is for you to testify for the crown,
That way we can protect you, set you up somewhere safe.
- You're talking about witness protection, right?
What kind of life is that, man?
- What kind of a life is it if you don't?
I know krish is in prison right now, but he's got money.
And if he's really trying to be a player out here,
He's gonna make an example out of you.
- Yeah. Yeah. Obviously.
And he's like, this angry, spiteful bastard.
And he's making even bigger connections and...
- With who? - No. No. I'm done talking, man.
- Listen, jake. Come on, man.
You don't want this life anymore anyway, right?
Think of this as an opportunity. A fresh start.
- What about my girlfriend? What about yolanda?
- You're still talking to her? Really?
We can have her come with you.
Look, we'll figure that out later. Right now,
We need to keep you safe.
- Maybe I'll just, uh...
I just need to think this through, okay?
So just give me like a couple of hours and, um...
Yeah. I'll get back to you, okay? We'll figure it out.
Yeah.
Yeah. We'll figure it out.
- Jake-- - you gotta trust me, okay?
I'll call you later.
(door slamming) - he's going to agree, right?
- I don't think he has a choice.
(phone ringing)
- Hello. Oh, you wanted to talk to me.
I'm just gonna sit. I was standing,
But now I'm gonna sit. Here I am, I just sat.
(sighs)
(gulps)
- Do you like gossiping, wazowski?
- Uh... No.
I mean, did you know that gossiping serves
As a really important function in society?
It's like, connect... No, I don't. It's harmful.
- So you don't like bringing home juicy little tidbits
To share with the hubby?
You know, impress him with your "badassery",
Chatting about purple rain?
- Uh, no, when I go home, I like to play a game called wordle.
And I don't really like to talk. - So no speaking in code?
No referring to pluie mauve,
Anything like that? No coy little messages
That might make your husband want to search
Amongst your things.
- No, I did not talk to steve about this case.
- Do you know this jayna burden woman?
- Is she the lawyer on this case?
- Yes, she is. - Alright then.
She's a junior lawyer. I heard that she's kind of annoying--
- Oh, that's interesting. I thought you didn't talk about work.
- I don't talk about my work to steve,
He talks about his work all the time.
Listen, I understand that this is very coincidental,
But normally, when a ci's identity is compromised,
It comes back on the ci themselves for acting strangely,
Blabbing too much.
- That's possible. - If I find out anything
About this case I'm gonna come to you directly,
Otherwise, I am going back to my team, thank you very much.
- I, uh, suppose I'll see you tonight at this little um...
Shindig?
A lot of gossiping there, I'm sure.
- Not from me.
- Good.
- Steve, you better pick up right now.
I'm sorry to pull you away from your precious jayna burden,
Sorry to burden you with all these phone calls,
I am so mad at you right now. I am so hurt by you right...
- Hey.
Did you tell steve about jake? - No!
Not intentionally, but he knows all my passwords.
And he's mister ambitious and mister determined
At work right now, so...
The lawyer's name's jayna burden.
He told me this morning that he's taken her under his wing.
(sighs)
- Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Alright, you trust him?
- I do.
But I did before and he cheated on me, so.
Maybe I shouldn't.
- Okay, so, you all need to see this.
- It just came in.
- So yeah, I lied about everything.
I thought it'd be funny screwing with the cops.
(sighs) but it's not true
Because I'm the one who made the drugs.
I'm the one who figured out how to sell it online,
In person, all of it.
Krish, that Tuesday person.
They had nothing to do with it.
This was all me. It's all on me.
- He's lying. We have full evidence against krish and Tuesday.
Everything he's saying is... Is nonsense.
- It doesn't matter. He sent this video to everyone,
To the crown, to the defence, to the media.
Now, nothing he has ever told us is gonna be credible.
- The crown's withdrawing the charges.
Krish and Tuesday are going to be released later today.
- What?! - Are you kidding me?
- We're letting guilty people out onto the street?
Dealers selling drugs that are killing people.
- We have the evidence.
- We know that Tuesday's been making the drugs.
They admitted it. - Well, they're singing
A different story now.
Their lawyer's pleading coercion, intimidation, fear.
- We found purple rain in Tuesday's barn.
- And the defence are gonna say that the barn was abandoned,
That jake is now claiming that he is the ring leader
And he was probably storing his product there.
- Oh, come on. Jake is not running this operation.
Somebody made him do this.
Clearly somebody very dangerous.
I mean, why would he suddenly just change his mind like this?
- I don't know. But whatever the reason,
Jake has just poked a million holes in the crown's case.
They know they can't win. The case is dead.
- Okay, well, we gotta find him.
- You need to stay away from him. Do you hear me?
We have a bolo out on him, we will bring him in,
But listen to me, naz.
You are not to go anywhere near him.
You are too personally involved in this already.
- Yeah.
- Okay, let's just let this rest for today,
Come back fresh tomorrow
And we'll figure out our next moves then.
Okay?
- Except you, greene.
You're the lead detective on this,
You need to go over your notes, make sure they're in order.
There's gonna be a lot of eyeballs on this case
Trying to figure out where we screwed up.
- So yeah, I lied about everything.
I thought it'd be funny screwing with the cops.
But it's not true because I'm the one who made the dru...
- Do you know where he is right now?
- Any ideas where he could be?
- You know, I always knew that steve was an asshole.
Self-absorbed, entitled,
Able to charm his way out of anything.
- We don't know that it's steve.
Okay?
So let's find jake and find out--
- Hey.
Don't go near him.
Okay? Just stay away from him.
- Come on, naz. This isn't sam's fault.
Naz! Okay, okay. He didn't mean that.
Alright, look. Let's just focus on who might have intimidated
Jake, okay? - Yup. Okay.
Um...
It's not krish, it's not Tuesday,
Because they're still in custody.
- Yeah, they still are. - Yeah.
- And... It's gonna take a few more hours for that paperwork
To go through.
(buzzing)
Monday, Tuesday. Have a seat.
(clears throat)
- Thanks for coming down. - It wasn't posed as a choice.
- We just want to talk to you before you get released.
That alright?
- Well, that's still a few hours away, so until then,
I don't have a say. - Um... You must be feeling
Pretty lucky, huh? - No. Not really.
I was kind of hoping to hide away in prison, to be honest.
- Uh, poor you, a drug dealer who should be put away for years
And their case gets randomly tossed--
- You know there's no such thing as a free lunch.
So it's not free in here, but it's not gonna be free out there.
- Alright, so talk to us then.
Maybe we can help
If you tell us who you're working for.
- No. Save your breath. I will never co-operate with cops.
Ever. - Who are you afraid of, hm?
Is it someone in the replicants?
- The replicants? (laughing)
I wish. Yeah.
I liked the replicants. They were my kind of people,
They were like these wannabe gangsters who liked
Playing the tough guy.
No, I never wanted to get in with the real criminals,
You know that.
And yet, here I am, and I'm about to get thrown out of jail
Into a swamp full of crocodiles.
- Hey, if you don't want your freedom,
I'm sure we can arrange something.
- Okay.
What do I do?
I could throw a violent outburst.
I could punch a guard or something.
- You know what?
- Did that do the trick?
- Actually, no. All it did was piss me off.
(buzzing)
- Well at least we know there are bigger
And scarier people in the mix
Which lines up with naz's theory
That jake was put up to this.
- Hey...
Maybe they could help us connect the dots.
- I'll try anything at this point.
- ...Vacation saved, I could take a trip to the bahamas,
Maybe run into adeline french.
Or clover english, as she's going by these days.
Can I help you? - Adeline french? You found her?
- Jaw-dropped, are we?
Gobsmacked, perhaps? Flabbergasted.
Dumbfounded.
Let us walk you through it. Susan.
- We started from the beginning.
Followed a thread.
- We looked into her mother. We wanted to know
If she got any calls or visitors while in prison. Nada.
Then we chased the threads connected to everything
I knew about her. Her love of clothes. Her love of wigs.
Her fear of eggs.
I knew that she loved the caribbean islands
And liked top-shelf bordeaux.
So I looked into all of the fancy hotel bars
In the virgin islands,
Got a hold of their security coverage...
Until eventually, we found this
On security footage at an outdoor patio
At gemini beach club in the virgin islands.
(clapping) thank you, susan.
- I've gotta say, I am impressed.
- Well, it was a collective effort from everyone involved
In badge bitches. - So just you and susan here.
- Oh, there are other members.
- Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss?
- Right.
Okay, we gotta show this to fugitive squad.
I mean, they've been trying to track adeline down for months.
- You know what?
This is exactly what we need to do with purple rain.
We need to go back to the beginning
And follow all the threads. - Mm.
- Oh, so you're saying you just have copious amounts
Of hours to do this on your own? - It's tedious work.
- Uh, well, you know what? Do you wanna sign up?
Do you wanna help? You wanna help?
- Well, that depends. - Okay.
- Would you like to be a part of badge bitches?
- Uh... - Mm-hmm.
- What are the requirements? - Bi-weekly meetings.
- A very active and ongoing demanding whatsapp group chat.
- Whatever, just sign us up, sign me up.
- Okay. I'll get the paperwork going
And until then, badge bitches, activate!
(imitating explosions) - watch this!
(indistinct chatter)
- Pretty fun. We're getting better at it. It's great.
(brakes squeaking)
(sighs)
- Jake, it's me. I'm off work here.
Jake, I recognized the wallpaper from your video.
If your grandma still lived here, she'd tell you
That you're being very rude.
Come on, man, I got pizza and beer out here.
- You here to work or you here to party?
(sighs)
- Fine. I'm here to party.
- What have you got? - Okay, so,
We have this drug, it's called purple rain.
- It's a cathinone, sort of like bath salts.
(both): But everything in it is totally illegal.
(laughing)
- You can't get anything past you.
- I know. - Swallows.
- I miss you. - I miss you.
- We're gonna have to get a list together of all the ingredients
And then we're gonna have to track down all of the suppliers
In the city and the province. - In the country, really,
If we want to be thorough. - Oh my god,
This is gonna take months.
There's not enough badge bitches. We need a shortcut.
(sighs) - yeah, you're right.
We need someone who understands the science.
- Like a scientist?
- A normal cathinone is made by adding ethyl magnesium bromide
To 3-methylbenzaldehyde. Then oxidizing that
With pyridinium chlorochromate on silica gel
And brominated with hydrobromic acid to yield the bromo ketone.
But something's different with purple rain.
- It's very different. - Of course.
- Its creator swapped the standard pyridinium
Chlorochromate with potassium permanganate.
- Yay. - I don't get
What you're saying. - It's commonly used
In dermatitis, wound cleaning,
Water filtration systems.
- We looked through that file. We didn't see anything.
- Because maybe your chemist wouldn't buy
Potassium permanganate, they would make it.
It's equivalent to making pancakes from scratch
Instead of from the box. - Oh.
- My guess is your chemist bought both potassium
And permanganic acid.
That might narrow it down.
- It does.
There's only three importers who sell both chemicals.
- Just one guy imported a ton of both to two aquarium shops.
- Aquarium shops? Let me see.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
It's fin city. This is jenn's shop.
Remember ro's friend, jenn? She owns fin city.
- Look. There's one in toronto. And one in guelph.
- Oh my god.
- Tuesday's working with jenn.
- What about ro?
- Steve, hey!
You didn't have to come all the way down here,
You could have just called. - You sounded angry enough.
It felt more urgent than a phone call.
- Sorry, I just thought that you went through my stuff
To find the name of our confidential informant.
- Why was that your first thought?
- I don't know, steve. I mean, come on, you're like
Desperate to prove yourself at work
And now you're working with this jayna person.
I don't know, I don't know why.
- You don't trust me?
(distant siren)
You don't trust me.
Ever think it might have been ro?
She was on your computer the other day looking up recipes.
- Ro was on my computer?
- To be fair, she was actually looking up a recipe
For egyptian foole. But she was alone at the house
When I got there, so who knows how long she was on your computer.
- Oh, wow. Okay. Uh, I have to go--
- But I want to know why you're so quick to blame me.
- You know what? Hey.
We're gonna talk about this at home, you look--
You're... Um, I gotta go back to work. I gotta go.
Kell? Kell.
- What's up? - Hey...
Steve caught ro on my computer.
She said she was looking at a recipe.
- Ooh, does she know your password?
- Well, maybe she figured it out, because, you know,
She saw me punch it in a few times and I just,
I wasn't that careful around her.
- Maybe you should keep not being careful.
You let her find out a few things that can
Lead her down a path. - What? Really? Set up a trap?
- Why not? - Well, because, I just...
Yeah. Why not. Okay, how about this?
Um... I will invite her and jenn over to dinner at mine
Tomorrow night with you and me.
It would be a best friend double date, nail her!
- Why put off tomorrow what can be done today?
I happen to know a few friends coming together tonight
For a certain surprise party.
- You figured it out? - Mm-hmm.
- It's a secret.
(muffled music)
(chuckling)
- Drink.
- Wow, jake.
You got olympic skill level over here.
- Yeah, it's too bad I couldn't go pro.
Remember how drunk you got at craig's birthday party?
You passed out before dark. - Yeah.
You drew a dick on my face.
- So good. With a sharpie.
School on Monday, dick outline still on your cheek.
- Why don't you let me help you out of this, jake?
I can tell you're scared.
And you always are desperate to have a good time
Any time you're freaked out.
Like that time, remember we went to that school trip
To rouge park, got lost in the forest.
I was trying to find our way out of the woods and you,
You were looking for a lighter that worked
So you could smoke that weed that you found in your pocket.
What about the time when your mom got sick, huh?
I get it, you can't stand being scared.
- Truth is, I miss you, man.
- Yeah, well, I'm here now.
- No, this isn't you.
You used to not be such a dork.
You knew how to have fun.
But that guy's not here. Where is he?
- He became an adult.
Wanted to be a contributing member of society.
- Right.
Oh. Wow. It's about time.
- Why don't you tell me who made you take this fall?
- Okay. So...
The people I used to work with wanted to expand, right?
So they made a big promise to some bad people,
But then you guys confiscated that promise
And now everybody's scrambling.
- Just tell me who they are.
I can help you.
- Tell you what.
If you want me to talk...
Beat me at this game.
Drink.
(humming)
- Tueli!
- Oh, kelly. Hey. - Sup.
- Hey. Hi. - Hi.
- Hi, there you are. Hi.
Hi. Ugh, you know, I've been buzzing,
Buzzing, thinking you were home.
Uh, normally somebody passes and let's me in but not today.
Pointless, right? Yeah.
Um, I lost my keycard so I was just kind of hoping
Someone would show up.
- Right. Right.
Well, here I am. - Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
- Open... - Ugh, I'm opening it.
(all): Surprise!
- Oh, wow, I am so blown away.
What a surprise! - You had no idea, right?
Fooled you. - Yeah... You sure did.
- You need a ladies' night to celebrate.
Oh, karina couldn't be here, she's at home with brixy,
He's got a cold. - Okay.
- But, I have another surprise for you.
- What? Let me guess, a stripper?
- She was really glad we invited her.
- You got me a girl? Ooh-- - congratulations, honey!
Oh, I haven't seen you in such a long time.
Come on, you don't have a hug for your old mama?
- Wow...
You guys know how to knock me on my ass, don't you?
- You know I don't do parties, right?
But I just had to come and celebrate the fact
That you finally found yourself a good man.
And he found himself a great woman, come on!
- I really appreciate it, I really do.
I see you all have met my mom, donna, I guess.
- She has kept us in stitches for the last half-hour.
She was telling us stories about you and your sisters.
(laughing)
- I bet. Sorry I missed it.
Um, I need a drink,
So, I'll be right back.
Continue the party.
(laughing) - well, back to me.
(laughing)
Now, you think I've been sharing stories?
Girl, I have not told you anything yet.
You gotta get comfortable.
Awhere did I put my drink? Where's my drink?
- Here, it's over here. - There you go. Okay.
(overlapping chatter)
- Yeah...
Alright. I win.
Now talk.
Hurry up.
I'm not feeling so good.
- Oh my god, I love this song!
(muffled music)
- Man, I can't handle drinking like I used to.
(sighs)
- Yeah, man. That's not the booze.
It's probably the purple rain I slipped into your drink
A while ago.
- What?!
Are you...
Are you serious?
- Yeah, man. I'm dead serious.
It's gonna be a trip.
Whew!
Ha, ha, ha!
(rhythmic music)
(breathing deeply)
(laughing) - I never thought I'd
See the day when this one got married.
I remember kelly heading off to school some Halloween,
Must have been about second grade.
She was dressed as wonder woman. (all): Aw.
- She was wearing one of my wigs,
Big cape made out of a garbage bag,
And I said to her, I said,
"why did you pick wonder woman?"
You know what she said?
Cool bracelet, fights bad guys,
Never has to get married.
(cheering)
- Right. Is that before you went on that trip to cancun
For a week then didn't come back for two months?
- You are right. You are right.
I started interning at a little pottery shop
I stumbled onto.
I was very caught up in finding myself back then.
But here I was, all along.
(clears throat)
- So, um, speaking of wonder woman,
Uh, did you know that the creator also invented the polygraph?
(gasping) - no!
- Yeah, yeah.
And a bit of a non sequitur,
He was also into bondage and submission.
(laughing) - fascinating.
Gloria, are you married? - Me?
Oh. No. I've never really seen the point.
For me, it only became, um, legal in 2005.
- Respect. I am with you.
I mean, I love men.
And women.
But I wouldn't want to be married to any of 'em.
(laughing) am I right?
- You are right!
- This was a really, really bad idea.
- Kelly, relax.
Live a little, forgive a little.
She's not the same person she was when we were kids.
Why don't you take five minutes to find that out for yourself.
(sighs)
- Are you sure she's not going to mind?
- Yeah, kelly said, "bring ro".
And then she said my friends are her friends.
You know, ro, and your friends are my friends,
So guess what? That makes all of us friends.
- Ro thinks I spend too much time talking to fish
And not enough time talking to humans, so.
- I do think that.
- Your friends like tequila?
- Who doesn't?
(buzzing)
- I appreciate you inviting her.
I'm the only person she has in the world and it's just...
It's a lot sometimes. - Oh my gosh, no problem.
Let's get in there and have some fun.
- Alright. - Yeah.
(overlapping chatter)
- Hi. - Hello!
- Ah! Welcome!
Come in! Come in.
- Jenn, don't be shy. Come on.
Kelly, oh my god. Congratulations.
It's so great, I'm so happy for you.
- Oh, thank you so much, ro.
Bit last minute, but so glad you could make it.
I'm sorry, you are? - Jenn.
Diamante. We were having a taco night
And then the next thing I know, here we are.
- Is that prometida tequila?
- Yes, ma'am, my favourite. You wanna do shots with me?
- Please, yes.
(laughing) - oh my gosh,
I feel that headache coming on.
- Uh, these are my bosses. This is ro wells.
Uh, she works with steve at the firm.
- Wow, a defence lawyer. - Usually, but not tonight.
- Good.
- Tonight, I'm here celebrating friendship.
- Oh, isn't that nice? - Okay, let me get you a drink.
- Yes, friend. Please.
- So you're the friend that works in the aquarium store, right?
- That's me. - Is there a lot of money
In that line of business, or...
(chuckling) - why?
You looking to switch careers?
- Hey, it's always a possibility, right?
- What?
Your job's way more exciting than mine,
Busting big, bad, drug dealers.
- Sounds more fun than it is.
You know, most drug dealers are just people
Who ended up on the wrong path.
- That's very compassionate of you.
Not a typical cop, I take it.
- No.
I try not to be. - Stop! No! Wait!
Halt for me, me... I join.
Okay, here we go.
Thank you. (sighs)
Alright! - Ladies.
- Uh-uh-uh.
- Uh.
- Mm.
- Uh--
- Mm...
- That'll get the party started. Mm.
- I'll go share them around.
- My eyes are watering.
Ugh.
Did you get anything out of her?
- No. I'm still feeling her out.
Plus, I am grateful for anything to distract me
From the guest I was surprised with.
- What happened? Did tueli invite her mother?
- No, adriana brought mine.
- That's your mother? - Yes, that's mine.
(soft music)
(soft groaning)
- Whoa.
(sighs)
- Oh gosh. Oh gosh.
Oh no.
Oh no, buddy.
Buddy.
I gave you too much.
Yeah.
You're doing the zombie thing.
Relax. Relax...
It'll pass.
Guess what?
I'm leaving town.
Costa rica is awesome, hm?
Maybe a little obvious.
Yeah, maybe ecuador?
Panama?
Tree house in the forest, hunker down and just...
Makes you sharp-- - I see you.
- You can see things.
I... See you.
- I see you.
- Hey naz.
Easy, naz. Watch out, naz. Check it out.
I got a vision, naz. - Don't.
(chuckles) - trust me.
- Don't!
(chuckling)
- See?
It's making the real you come out.
You're strong.
You're tough.
- I don't like this, jake.
I don't like this at all.
- It's okay, man. It's okay.
Now listen. I gotta get this for posterity.
(chuckling)
Hi, nazeer,
Off his head on purple rain.
- Stop! Stop!
- Your cop pals are gonna love it.
(laughing) - biggest cocaine arrest
In canadian history, the mastermind right here,
This woman right here.
- Oh, come on now, it was nothing.
Look, it was just five guys sitting around
Picking their asses.
All it took is one woman with an opinion.
- A big opinion. - Well--
- Yeah.
- How much product? - Ooh. How much product.
- I've seen the wire, I know the lingo.
- Oh, come on, ro, you must have defended
Big drug dealers before.
- You know I don't kiss and tell.
But if you women had a hand in bringing them down,
There's no way I would have stood a chance
At getting them off. - Well, that's funny,
Because you got a crackerjack lawyer at your firm
Who found a way to get our whole case thrown out.
- Oh, that case was yours?
We've had these geniuses coming to us
Right out of law school these days.
- Oh, what law school? I'm thinking of going to law school.
- Oh, what about policing?
- You know, I thought about policing,
But not now that I have a baby. - Why not?
(overlapping chatter) - she's a mother--
- Okay, you know what? Let's not forget why we're here,
To cheers, kelly.
Congratulations on your not so very secret engagement.
(cheering)
- Okay, okay. I would like to--
- Oh, I love this song! Ugh!
(laughing)
I cannot hear this song and not move!
- Mom, we can't talk when the music is so loud.
- Then don't talk, dance. Come on!
(cheering)
(overlapping chatter)
(hip-hop music)
(grunting)
(screaming)
(panting)
- Whoa, so cute.
- It's a goby fish.
I got it with jenn. We were what, 16?
- Mm-hmm. - She's the goby, not me.
- Show me yours. - Ugh, no. That's okay.
- She's the pistol shrimp. They're best buddies.
- Like, symbiotic?
(both): Mutualistic.
- Jinx, buy me a coke.
Show your tattoo. Do it. - Ugh.
Yeah, mutualism is the highest form of symbiosis
Because, um, well, it's...
- Both parties' benefit.
- Goby and the shrimp, they bond as juveniles
And then they stay together their entire lives.
Just like me and jenn.
(knocking)
- I'll get it.
- Yeah, thank you.
- I'm here. - Yes, please.
- I have new-- - no, I know...
- Purple rain-- - no, shh, stop,
'cause we have to do it in there. Okay? Oh, god.
- I'm here with new information on the purple rain case.
- What are you doing? - It's about the informant.
- I don't care, not at my engagement party, give me this!
Put it on my desk upstairs and deal with it later, come on.
(indistinct chatter)
- I gotta get her home, she's had way too much tequila.
- I'm gonna throw up. - Wow.
Okay. Uh, where's your bathroom?
- There's one that way or upstairs, please.
- I'm just gonna take her upstairs
Because this is already embarrassing enough,
You don't need to see her hurl her guts.
Come on. There you go, there you go.
- What are you two guys up to?
(both): What are you talking about?
- I am not ready to shut this night down,
Let's open another bottle. - No--
- I gotta go to bed, I'm so sleepy.
- Okay, maybe we can go find a drink somewhere else.
- Yeah! - Come on.
- That's a good idea! - Tomorrow is another day.
Excelsior!
Come on!
- My baby...
Mm, my baby. - Yeah.
- Bye. - Bye.
- That woman was out of my life.
- She's your mother, she's always gonna be in your life.
- Thank you. I love you.
Say hi to my baby.
- Okay. That... That was a lot.
Uh, kelly, bravo.
Sam, I love you.
And tequila sheila, the uber's on the way, we're gonna go.
- Good luck with your drug busts and your gang detangling.
- Good luck dismantling the coral reefs of the world.
- Brush your teeth. - Shall we?
- Let's do this. - Let's do it.
Wow.
I guess jenn sobered up pretty quickly
When we weren't watching her, huh?
You okay?
- I just feel really stupid.
I really liked ro.
She kind of made me feel like less of a weirdo.
- Mm. - Kell, what's wrong with me?
- What?
- Like, when will I ever learn?
- What are you supposed to learn? Hmm?
To never let anyone in? To always have your walls up?
No, honey, that's no good. Come here.
- You should take your own advice.
Your mom...
She's not so bad.
- Yeah.
Maybe.
(soft music)
(grunting)
(panting)
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