- How... are you? How...
Are you still dating \hSara from homicide?
- I’m actually seeing \h\h\h\h\htwo Sarahs.
- Two Sarahs? \h(chuckles)
What, are you polyamorous now? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIs that...
- Have you ever had your heart broken?
- No.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh. - Except by you.
Move in with me.
\h\h\h\h- You know, I was always planning on buying my own place.
\h\h\h\h\h- I know. (knocking at door)
\hTueli! - Oh, hi.
Yeah, I’m his stepdaughter. \h\h\h\h\h\h- Stepdaughter?
- Her mother and I lived together for seven years.
This is Kelly. \h- Hey, Kelly.
- Can I stay for a few days?
You said you had a big loft \h\h\h\h\h\hby yourself...
\h\h\h- But Kelly... - Kelly doesn’t mind.
- Oh, hell no.
No way, uh-uh.
We’re not doing it like that. \h\hThat’s not how we do it.
\h\h\h- Not doing what? What you talking about?
- You don’t just get out the bed,
go put on your clothes and then, sneak out the damn house.
\h\h- But I actually got different plans for you.
(sucks teeth)
- What you talking about, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWillis?
- Eh, eh, eh. Just you wait,
just you wait, Henry Higgins.
You ready?
(rhythmic music)
- Okay.
Oh, hell...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOoh. - Hey, hey, hey...
- Okay...
(chuckling)
Oh...
- Pah... pah... pah...
- Yeah, see? That’s what I was \h\h\hwaiting for, right there.
Mm-hmm!
\h\h\h\h\hOkay, no, no, so you’re serious now?
Show me what you working with!
- Wait, it’s...
It’s stuck around my ankles, \h\h\h\hhold up, help me out.
- What’s the matter? \h\h\h- Get those...
- Okay, I got you. \h\h\h\hI got you.
(sighs)
Ooh! Alright, Flashdance.
(chuckles)
(laughs)
- You like this?
- Oh, yeah. Well, that depends. \hCan I get this every morning?
- Okay, you’re being greedy now.
I’m gonna need you \h\hto shimmy out.
- Girl, you ain’t seen nothing.
(laughing)
(groans)
\h\h\h\h- You see that? That was a stunt, girl!
(laughs)
- Oh!
\h\h\h\h- I didn’t break out the "please don’t hurt ’em".
Well, maybe... I don’t know \h\h\hhow you feel about...
Oh, ooh! Look out now, \hyou gotta be careful.
- Gimme this one. Two...
- I don’t even got to look.
- I need to meet with Rickets \h\h\h\hbefore his lecture...
\h\h(gasps) - Get out!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Tueli! - ...your car’s in the way.
- Okay, yeah. Can we just... \h\hCan you give us a minute?
\h\h- Sure, sorry. Oh, just as an FYI,
I leave the house pretty early. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI get up, I go.
\h\h\h\hI’m involved in a lot of community organizational things,
\hlike study groups. I’m pretty go-go-go,
so Kelly, if you and I are both \h\h\h\hgonna be staying here,
is it cool if you park in front \h\h\h\h\h\h\hof Nathan’s car,
like on the street?
- Um...
- Tuelli. (panting)
All you really had to say was, \h\h\h\h"Can you move the car?"
You know? And maybe...
Just maybe add a please?
- Yeah, you could have said it on the other side of the door,
\h\h\h\h\h\hby the way. - Sorry. I’m frazzled.
Please?
- Um... those are my pants!
Those are my pants...
\h\h\h\h\hUm, okay. Tueli, I’m gonna need you to leave
so I can finish getting \h\h\hdressed, please. \h\h- Oh. Sorry, yeah.
Forgot some people are weird \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\habout nudity.
- Well, it’s not weird.
\h\h\h\h- You’re right, my mom’s the weird one.
She’s super open about \h\h\hbodies and stuff,
\h\hkind of free spirit. I’m sure Nathan’s told you all about her.
- Actually, we don’t bring up \h\h\h\h\hpast relationships
\h\hin our dynamic. - Oh, that’s smart.
\h\h\h\hYeah, it’s probably hard for him to talk about.
- Why?
\h- Oh, he was heartbroken when Vanessa ended things.
\h\h\hVanessa’s my mom, that’s what I call her.
Anyway, I’m sorry, \hI tried knocking.
You can be chill with me here.
Nathan’s like family, so, \h\h\h\h\h\h\hso are you.
Have a great day, Kelly.
(R&B music)
- Oh, no, that’s Nazeer’s \h\h\h\h\h\hgirlfriends.
It’s the Sarahs. It’s two Sarahs.
(indistinct chatter)
Podcast... listen to your podcast.
- Tuesday, what happens \h\h\h\h\h\hwith that?
- I’m always working on a Tuesday, though.
- My headphones!
(indistinct voice on speakers)
- It’s not that I don’t... \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSam, Sam!
Hey, hi.
- Hey, Naz. How are you? \h\h\hI didn’t hear you,
because I was just listening \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto a podcast.
- ...spaghetti...
- Sounds riveting. \h\h\h\h\h- Mm-hmm.
It is, it’s really good.
- Have you met Sarah and Sara?
- Hello. Hi, hi.
That’s a triple hi. How are you? It’s really nice to...
Naz has talked like, \h\ha lot about you.
Um... Detective Harding, \h\h\hhow’s... Homicide?
- Homicide is... \hIt’s homicide.
\h\h\h\h\h\h(chuckles) It’s always a fun time.
\h\h\h- Sara, the dog walker. It’s really nice to meet you.
Hi Brenda, hi Kevin.
- Uh, I’m sure we’ve met before.
- I don’t think we have, \h\h\h\hI don’t remember.
\h\h\h- I’ve been picking up Edwina’s dogs for two years.
Guess you’re not much \h\h\hof a detective.
(laughing)
\h(awkward chuckle) - That’s really...
Oh God... You got me.
- Both... Both Sarahs \hbrought me coffee.
It’s like I’m swimming \h\h\h\h\h\hin coffees.
\h\h\h\h- You got two coffees, I feel like that’s a bit much.
\h’Cause what do you do with two at the same...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHow does... Is one not enough for you?
\h\h\h- Well, some people just prefer two coffees.
\h\h- And I do not judge those people.
\h\h\h\hI guess I’m just more of a one coffee kind of gal.
- Right. Well, here’s a Sumatra \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor you.
\h\h- Thank you so much. Look at us all together,
\h\h\h\h\hjust hanging out with the dog and some coffees and...
This is just a really, \h\h\hreally good time.
(sucks lips)
That’s terrible. It’s not... It’s just that that’s \h\h\ha lot of sugar.
- Yeah, Naz likes it sweet.
\h- I thought that he likes it black.
- I thought you liked it \h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith cream.
- Uh... No, see... \hWhat it was is...
\h\h\h\h\hYou know what, I like them all equally.
- You know, I’m gonna go.
’Cause I have to eat some salt \h\h\hto counteract the sugar.
\h\hHow it is, because I don’t want to... Bye.
- And then, she just stood there like I was the weird one
for not being chill \h\habout the fact
that she just walked in on us. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI mean, Sam...
I could have just crawled \h\h\h\h\h\hinto a hole.
- Oh my God, I want to crawl \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hinto a hole,
like a big hole where there’s no Nazs and like, no Sarahs.
- I don’t even know what \h\h\h\hwas more awkward,
the fact that Tueli walked in \h\h\h\h\h\hon me and Nathan
while we was doing a little da-da-da,
strip tease thing morning,
or the fact that she was \h\h\h\h\hcomparing me...
Comparing me to Nathan’s ex.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Okay, or the sheer bizarro-land that you and Nathan
tried to do a da-da-da dance \h\h\h\h\h\hlike strip tease
on a Tuesday morning.
- I mean, I just ask myself,
like how well do I really know \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNathan?
’Cause you know I was gone \h\h\h\h\hfor eight months
and I’m putting a whole lot \hof my eggs in his basket
when you know, maybe I need \h\h\h\h\h\hmy own basket.
And I told you about, I was trying to get my own place,
so you know, maybe I should \h\h\hjust bite the bullet
\h\h\h\h\hand sublet something until, you know, I don’t know, \h\h\h\h\h\h\ha house opens up?
- Listen, I think you’re being \h\h\h\h\h\h\hreally reactive.
You know, the housing market \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hisn’t great
and the bubble’s about to burst. So, don’t do that.
- And then, the other night, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNathan said
\hthat I was the only woman that ever broke his heart.
\h\hYet, this morning, Tueli was talking about
\h\hhow he was all heartbroken over his breakup with her mom.
\h\h- Well, it’s just that... Okay, we’re all adults here,
\hso we’ve all had our hearts broken.
- But still, you know...
I think I just... \htake a breath.
You know, I’m in no rush to move in with the man.
I can just take a... a beat!
Right? - Yeah.
(door opens)
(soft rhythmic music)
\h\h\hOkay, the universe is actualizing my dreams.
Think about this: you, me, roomies.
Just so you like, \h\htake a beat.
’Cause Steve is away at a conference. Yay!
And the guest room is free \hwith an incredible duvet
\h\h\h\h\hand I’ve used extreme self-control to not binge watch
Bridgerton season two, \h\hwaiting for a what?
Oh, a Bridger-buddy. \hWhich could be you,
it should be you, \hit will be you.
- Uh, it’s actually not \h\h\h\h\h\ha bad idea.
Yeah, Bridgerton two, \h\h\h\h\hyou and me.
It’ll give me a night \hto catch my breath.
- Yes, take a beat, take a beat. Up here!
\h\h\h(excited yelp) - I’m allowed, right?
Yes, give me a beat!
\h- Down low! (both): No...
- Let’s go, all around town, \h\h\h\h\hfriends having a...
(clears throat)
I’m dealing with an emergency, \h\h\h\h\hI could use you both
in the board room in five, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthanks.
(light music)
\h\h\h\h(retching) Good job, good job.
Hey. We need your help. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hello!
- Oh no, no. \h\h\h- God!
- I’m not cleaning up vomit.
\h- Honey, the bathroom is right through there,
it’s a door away! \h- I’m sorry...
That came out of nowhere. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(sobbing)
- Yeah, yeah, it’s okay. \hI’m trying to keep this
\h\h\h\h\h\hon the down-low as a favour to Susan here.
She’s feeling pretty... \h\h\h\h\h\hvulnerable.
We got a couple calls, \h\h\hnoise complaints,
fireworks being set off \h\hnear the Port Lands
around six this morning. \h\h\h\h\h\hEveryone said
\h\h\h\h\hit was coming from a junkyard on Commissioners.
- It’s in the file.
Look in the file. \h\h\h\h\h(sobs)
- Crud Stud?
- Owned and operated \h\hby Curtis Eggars.
- The titular stud of Crud Stud.
- Yeah, not that I noticed, \h\h\h\h\hbut he is a stud.
He’s really built.
\h\h\hI got to figure out where he goes to workout.
Anyway, he’s in interview \h\h\h\h\h\h\hright now.
- We were going to talk to him \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand then, we...
We found... (retching)
- She’s never seen a dead body before.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hmm. - This is a homicide?
- Not exactly. Here.
- Oh, okay.
You know what, give us a warning next time you flash us
with a dead racoon pic.
- How do you think I felt? \h\h\h\h\hI stepped on it.
- Sweetheart, it’s not a real human dead body.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- I’m prepping her that it is... much, much worse.
\h\h\h- Okay, uh... What’s your theory?
\h\h- I think the fireworks were actually machine gun.
\h\h\h\hIf you look closely at this little trash panda,
\h\h\h\h\h\hhe’s been hit by at least five bullets,
with another 15 on the scene.
- Alright.
I’ll get ballistics \h\hto run a test.
- In the meantime, we’ll have \h\ha little chat with the...
Stud of Crud.
- So? How can I help you \h\h\h\h\hlovely ladies?
I’m assuming I would know if I was arrested, right?
- Detective Wazowski and I \h\hwanted to ask you about
your whereabouts this morning \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\haround 6 AM.
- Oh, well yesterday, on... \h\h\h\h\h\h(clears throat)
...Monday, I had lunch \h\h\h\h\h\hwith Maria.
\h\h\h\hI met her on Rubble. I call them my Maria Mondays.
Slept over, woke up, \h\hdid a little bit
of a Tuesday morning redux.
And then, went to work \h\h\h\h\h\h\haround 8.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Okay well, while you were reduxing,
machine gun fire was reported \h\hcoming from your address.
Why would anyone fire \han automatic weaponfrom your property?
- I lock up the gates when I leave, but that doesn’t mean
that kids won’t hop the fence, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright?
- Kids. With machine guns?
\h\h\h\h- Only shooting I do is on hunting trips with the boys.
Wow.
But I owe a beer to whoever \h\hgot rid of that vermin.
\h\h\h\hYou know, racoons are an invasive species.
They are on track to outnumber \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hus four to one
and I do not like those numbers. Do you?
- Curtis, do you own \hany hunting rifles?
- I got a few non-restricted \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfirearms.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh. Oh, okay. Well, what are we talking?
- It’s on here. Just give me a \h\h\hsecond, here. Let’s see. \h\h\h\h\h\hOh, there they are.
\hI got some other good ones on here.
There’s the hunting rifles.
- Wow. Those are... Phewf.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- And I got my... I got another one in there, too.
I got my 9 mm in here somewhere.
Well, there’s my 12-gauge, \h\h\h\h\h\h\hpump action.
There’s me, holding \h\h\hthe 12-gauge.
- Very nice, nice sunglasses.
- Thank you. There’s my 9 mm.
- Ooh.
- It’s all locked up. \hIt’s safe at home.
- I think you might be \h\h\h\hforgetting one.
An M16 machine gun.
- Hmm.
- 100 % illegal in Canada.
\h\h\h\h- You know what, you can confiscate that.
(both): Oh!
- He’s gonna let us confiscate \h\h\h\h\h\hhis illegal rifle.
(both): So nice! \h\h\h\h\h- Yes!
\h\hI’m just wondering why you would use a machine gun
to hunt a racoon.
- I don’t hunt them, \hI get rid of them.
Is it a crime to protect \h\h\h\h\hyour property?
- Uh, it is illegal to possess, \h\h\h\h\hnot to mention fire,
\h\h\h\ha fully prohibited automatic weapon in Canada.
- Yeah, there’s severe \h\h\h\h\h\hpenalties.
- But if you let us know \hwhere you got it from,
\hyou know, maybe we just let you off with a fine.
\h\h- Hmm. You know, or you can play tough
\hand just serve three to five years, it’s...
(light music)
- I get my guns from a guy named Jeff. Jeff Harvey.
- Where can we find him?
\h\h\hHe runs a business out of a place called Bare Camp.
- Oh, Bare Camp! Okay, this... \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOkay.
\h\h\hThese people are naked, this is a nudist camp, Kell.
- You’re kidding me. \h\h\h- No, I’m not.
\h\h\h- Ballistics results just came in. Come with me.
The bullets found in that racoon have been matched
\h\h\h\hto the same gun wanted in a homicide from three weeks ago.
It’s possible your Crud Stud is killing more than racoons.
\h\h\hNow, I’m really close with the guys on the case,
so I told them I’d connect you.
\hYou’re gonna be working with the Homicide crème de la crème.
Really, really great guys. \h\hSo smart. Really funny.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(chuckles) You’re gonna love these guys.
- Hi, Sarah. We meet again.
- Hey.
- Hello.
- Detective Dack Adams.
\h\h\h\hIn the early years, they’d call me "Dick Dack".
\h\h\hNot a term we use for detectives anymore.
Dick. Probably a good thing, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright?
Lot of confusion, wouldn’t you say?
- No, yeah, yeah, sure. \h\h\h\h\h\hConfusing.
- Anyway, it’s great to have \h\hyou two working under us.
We can use all the help \h\h\h\h\h\hwe can get.
\h- Help? No, no. This is our case.
(chuckles)
- Homicide trumps G&G. \hEverybody knows that,
\h\h\h\hwe will run point and you guys will assist.
- Did Ballard okay this?
- Yes.
\h- About three weeks ago on a cold, rainy evening,
\ha young man named Richard Richardson,
\h\h\hwho also goes by the name Dick...
Full of promise, \hfull of dreams,
\h\h\h\hdecided to go out for a bag of chips at the store.
He had some dip in his fridge,
he wanted to match the chip \h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith the dip.
Comes back from the store, \h\hgoes to his apartment,
can’t wait to open the chips.
\h\hOut of nowhere, a red sedan comes flying around the corner
and the passenger decides,
"I’m going to rip those chips \h\h\h\h\h\h\hopen for you."
Pulls out an M16.
(imitates machine gun fire)
Get down, Dick Dick!
Dick! No!
\h\h\hNothing, 10 bullets in the chest, five in the chips.
Dick Richardson’s dreams \h\h\h\h\h\hwere no more.
\h\h\h- Detective Adams writes crime novels in his spare time.
- Oh yeah, okay.
- What do you guys have so far?
- So far, we have Curtis Eggars \h\h\h\h\h\hwho bought this M16
\h\h\h\h\hfrom a guy named Jeff, who deals guns out of Bare Camp.
- The nudist colony?
\h- Yeah, Curtis said that he bought a gun a week ago,
but he could be lying.
- Curtis also claims to have \h\h\h\h\ha rock-solid alibi
the night of the murder, \h\h\ha rock-solid alibi
that goes by the name Felicia.
- Hmm. Let me guess, \h\hshe’s on Fridays?
- Yes, Fridays. Huh.
Well, get a good night’s sleep, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\heverybody.
Tomorrow, we’re going \h\h\h\hto Bare Camp.
A cluster of naked Dicks \h\h\hthrusting their way
to the bottom of this case.
(light music)
- Whoa! Look at this.
\h\h\h\h\h- Here you go, here’s to taking a beat.
Personally, I’ve been up \h\h\h\h\h\h\hsince 3 AM
with the words "naked Dick" \hrunning through my head.
- You know what? Dick Dack \h\h\h\hwas being dramatic.
We don’t all need to go \h\h\h\hin there naked,
they can handle that and we can \h\hhang in the van as backup.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOkay? - God, ’cause I just cannot
go in there with Sarah Two...
Just, I can’t go in there \hwith Naz’s girlfriend.
\h\h\h\h\h- Why not? - Well, I don’t know.
I mean, who can really know? I \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hjust...
Kell, do you ever really \h\h\h\hget over your ex?
- Huh, I certainly hope \h\hNathan is over his.
- Listen, I know that I’m not the most adventurous person,
but this whole polyamorous thing has got me really
feeling like a prude, \h\h\hand Sarah Two,
\h\h\hshe’s just so confident, she’s like a real free spirit.
- What is so great about being \h\h\h\h\ha free spirit anyway?
That’s how Tueli describes \h\h\h\h\hher mom, Vanessa.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah, free spirit. You know what that means? Flaky!
\h\h- Yeah, take your free spirit over there, thank you very much.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOkay, bye. - I have no problem being naked.
\h\h\h\h\hNo problem at all. In the shower, between the sheets.
\h\h\hBut other than that, I just don’t feel the need.
- I’m a private nudist, but nobody needs to see
\hyour coochie waving all around the place.
I mean, not your coochie \h\h\h\h\hin particular,
anybody’s coochie. Vanessa’s coochie.
- Speaking of Vanessa,
do you want to check out \h\h\h\hher social media?
- Oh girl, are you kidding me?
I have been watching her stories for a week.
- You’ve been watching \h\h\h\h\hher stories?
- Yeah, why not?
\h- So, you know that she can tell
when you’ve been watching \h\h\h\h\h\hher stories?
- What do you mean?
\h\h- Oh, come on, you must know that.
That’s why Elliot banned me \h\hfrom his social media,
\h’cause he could see when I was creeping his stories.
- No, no.
Huh.
"This account is now \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hprivate."
\h\h- Oh, like in it wasn’t before?
\h\h- Do you think she made it private
when she saw me creeping \h\h\h\h\h\hher stories?
- No. No, I’m sure she didn’t \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\heven notice.
- That is embarrassing, \h\hI feel so childish!
- Good! I’m glad you do, you should feel childish,
because I feel childish \h\h\h\h\hall the time.
This makes me feel normal. \h- I can only be childish
with you, though. \h\h- Same, same.
- Are you sure you can’t be childish with your BFF, Ro?
\h\h\h\h\h- Are you kidding me? She’s way too mature for that.
Can you pass me one of those \h\h\h\h\h\hsausages, please?
- Yeah. Eat your naked sausage. \h\h\h\h\h\h- You know I will.
(both grunting humorously)
(siren in the distance)
\h(Nathan): Kelly! You have a minute?
I talked to Tueli \habout yesterday
and it will never happen again.
- Yeah, okay. Uh... Hmm.
You know, but she said something that kind of...
made me feel a little weird.
- Like what?
- Like... How you might have \h\h\h\h\h\hbeen heartbroken
when her mom dumped you.
- Wait, is that jealousy \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI smell?
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Jealous? - No, this is incred--
Wow! You’re jealous over me? \h\h\h\h\h- Okay, stop. Stop.
- Okay. It’s over. - Just back it up.
- Yeah.
- I mean, but for real, though, \h\h\h\h\hwere you heartbroken
when you and Vanessa split?
- I don’t know.
My ego was definitely bruised.
And I guess in the moment,
I could have taken that for a heartbreak, yeah.
Maybe. - Okay.
Anything else you need \h\h\h\h\h\hto tell me?
(phone vibrates) \h\h\h- Hold on.
Hi, Tueli, what’s up?
\h\h\h\h- I think something bad has happened, I need your help.
But not as a cop, okay? \h\h\h\h\hAs my friend.
- Okay, calm down. Breathe.
What’s going on? \h- I’m at school.
I’m trying to look for \h\h\h\hmy friend, Ray.
\h\h\hI don’t know, we were in the library together and then,
he started acting really weird \h\h\h\h\h\hand aggressive...
- Can you breathe for me, \h\h\h\h\hplease? Just...
Just tell me what’s happening.
- We were in the library \htogether, just working
and then, he just bolted.
\h\h\h\h\hI don’t know, he’s really messed up.
- Okay, so do you want me \h\hto send someone down?
- No! No.
I don’t want some random cop \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hshowing up
and pulling out their guns.
He might be going back \h\h\h\hto our lecture,
but I don’t know, I’m freaking out!
\h\h\h- I will be there as soon as I can be, okay? Don’t move.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
\h\h\h\h\hYou need a ride? - Sure, sure. Yes, please.
- Alright, let’s roll. \h\h\h\h\h- Yeah, man.
(Nazeer): Tueli, is he \h\h\h\h\hon anything?
- He takes this Purple Rain \hstuff to help him study,
but this was whack.
He said he was going \h\h\hinto lecture--
(screaming)
(indistinct shouting)
(Ray): I can’t do it, \hI just can’t do it!
200 pages in one night?
I’m not a goddamn robot!
\h\h\h\h\h- Ray! Ray, stop! - Gotta be on Purple Rain.
- Seriously!
I just can’t work that fast!
\h\hLev’s Psych 100, it nearly killed me!
(sobbing)
- Detective Nazeer. \h\h\hWho are you?
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Veronica. - Jody, we’re the TAs.
\h\h\h\h- Okay, listen, we’ll take care of him.
You guys get the hell \h\h\h\hout of here.
(sobbing)
\h\h\h\h- Hey, easy, Ray. That’s your name, right?
\hI’m Nathan, Tueli’s friend. Let’s just take it easy, huh?
Maybe even sit down.
I’m sitting down. Right?
Yeah, nice and easy.
Just chilling. Okay, Ray?
- You’re gonna be okay, Ray. \h\h\h\h\hYou can trust them.
Ray. Ray, it’s me!
- Hey!
- Tueli!
Tueli, are you okay? \h\hAre you alright?
Take your time, take your time.
- Alright, Jeff Harvey, 47.
\h\h\hPrimary address is Leaside, Toronto,
but in the summer times, \hhe lives out of his RV.
- I just finished questioning Curtis, whose alibi is solid.
He’s not the shooter.
Turns out his account of acquiring the M16
after the homicide checks out.
\h- Okay, so we find out where he got the gun from
and who had it before him.
- That is pungent. That’s... intense,
whatever it is you’re drinking. \h\h\h- I know, right? So good.
Hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm.
So, Adams is digging up \h\ha carded informant
who is also a member \h\h\h\hat Bare Camp.
\h\h\h\hWe agent the informant, who introduces us as customers.
\h\h\hWe buy a gun and catch Jeff in the sale.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Uh, excuse me. When you say, "We buy a gun,"
\h\h\h\hdo you mean like, we go undercover like...
\h\h\h\h\h\h(chuckles) Undercover in the nude?
\h- That’s the only way that he does business.
- Yeah, so you and Dick Dack \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hgot that.
- Sure. If you two are weird \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith it,
you know, me and Adams \hcan take care of it.
And you guys can be backup \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin the van.
- Yeah, we’ll be in the van, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthank you.
That’s... I like the way \h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou think.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah. \h\h\h\h- Yeah.
\h\h\h- I’m calling for backup. - No, no, please! No more cops.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Okay, okay, but I’m staying with you.
\h\h\h\hI’m gonna take you home and then, we’re gonna find Ray.
Call Kelly.
(sighs)
(phone rings)
- Hey Naz, what’s up?
\h- Hey, yeah. We’re over here at Osler U, we got a situation.
Nathan needs your help.
\h\h- Okay, alright. I’ll be right there.
Uh, hey, I gotta go.
- What? Stop, no.
\h\h\h- Nathan and Tueli are in a situation, okay?
You’re gonna have to do this \h\h\h\h\hwithout me for now.
- Stop, please don’t leave.
\h- Sam, there are three very capable detectives,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou’ll be fine. - You know what, I’m gonna go
and then, you stay here. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Sam,
\h\h\h\h\h\hNathan rarely asks for my help, okay?
He needs me.
You got this, okay? \h\h\h\h\h\h- Okay.
- You’re good.
Uh, watch her for me, please.
- Yeah, sure. - Thank you.
(indistinct chatter)
- Students last saw Ray \h\h\h\h\hheading here.
- You’re sure he was \h\hon Purple Rain?
- Yeah, extreme strength, \h\hfoaming at the mouth.
These are all common reactions \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto the drug.
(dramatic music)
\h\h\h\h\hThat’s him. - I don’t want this.
I don’t want this anymore!
Don’t want this.
(man): Hey, hey, no!
(groans)
- Let’s go. \h\h\h- Go!
\h\h\h\h\h(screaming) - I don’t want this!
(Nazeer): Hang on, buddy!
(screaming)
(panting)
(screams)
\hOh God. (groans)
- Hey, hey, Ray? Hey, buddy.
Hey, just take it easy, alright?
We’re gonna... We’re gonna get \h\h\h\h\hyou down from there.
- I can’t... I can’t take this, this is way, way, way too much.
(panting)
- He’s having a seizure, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlet’s go.
(groans)
\h\hGot you! - I got him.
- It’s okay. We got you, Ray.
On your side, on your side. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(panting)
I got his head.
- Get paramedics to \hOsler University.
Third floor atrium, right now!
- It’s okay, Ray. You’re good, \h\h\h\hwe’re all good, buddy.
(coughs)
- Alright, you’re allowed \h\h\h\h\hto wear shoes,
\h\hI put a tiny mic in Sarah’s sneakers,
I can do the same for you.
- No, no, I’m not going in, \h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou two are.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- I can’t. You two have to do it.
- No, it’s just that we agreed, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hso...
\h- Okay, I’ve given this some think and I realize
\h\h\hthat I can’t do it, ’cause Jeff will find me \h\h\h\htoo intimidating.
\h\h\h\h- I don’t know what you mean by that.
With the-- \h\h- Yeah.
He’s not going to do business \h\h\hwith me if he sees it.
And we’re done.
You two go in.
\h\h\h\hI’ll stay outside, waiting on your every word.
\h\hOnce you have a deal for the gun, let me know
and I will jump in \h\h\hand nab him.
- Wait. Uh, sorry, \hcould we just...
Like, please. No, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t. I, well--
- Come on, come on. It’s gonna be fun.
- I don’t see how this \h\h\h\h\hwill be fun.
- It is, fun with a capital F.
(birds chirping)
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hello, hi. Uh, we’re here to register.
Wazowski and Harding.
\h\hUh, how much clothes are you allowed to wear?
- We are not clothing optional.
You can only wear clothes \h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor safety.
Like, if you’re cold.
\h\h\h\h\h(shivers) - Do you feel that?
It’s really cold.
\h- We lose our heat through the top portion of our body,
not the bottom. So, if you must, put on a shirt.
- Oh, good. I’ll just probably \h\h\h\h\hwear this one, then.
- Not that shirt. Too sexual.
- Okay, really?
(sighs)
\h- No sexual behaviour, no inappropriate comments
and when you sit, use a towel. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hUnderstood?
- Yeah.
- Change room’s behind you.
- Thanks.
(light music)
- Oh, God.
It’s like they’re taunting me.
(chuckles)
- I’ve always wanted to join \h\h\h\h\h\ha nudist colony.
\h\h\h\h\hApparently, it’s really relaxing.
- Yeah. I am so relaxed \h\h\h\h\h\hright now.
- Well, you’re gonna draw more \h\h\h\h\h\hattention this way.
You could at least try. \h- This is me trying!
Can you see anything? Here, let’s do this.
- Well, the pamphlet said \h\h\h\h\hany coverage is
too much coverage, so...
- You look great, by the way. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Thank you.
(laughing, chattering)
(light music)
- Companion basket...
\h\h\h- Okay, where... Where’s your CI agent?
Isn’t she supposed \hto meet us here?
- Yeah, she should be here \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hsomewhere.
She’s really tight with \h\h\h\hthat Jeff guy.
\h\h\h\h- Can we trust her? - As much as you ever can.
She was the sister \hof a drug dealer,
she turned her entire family in \h\h\h\hfor a shorter sentence
\hand she did about six months in jail.
\hNow, she’s out, trying to turn her life around.
Her name is Lena or Lana.
- Layna? - Layna!
(Layna): Hey, I know you. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hi.
\h\h- I’m sorry, but we can’t trust her, we can’t use her,
because I arrested her. \h\h- Can you trust me?
You turned my life around.
\h\h\h\h\hYou got me out of my sister’s clutches, so...
I’m happy to help, \h\h\h\hseriously.
You’re not supposed to be \h\h\h\hwearing a towel.
- You know what? Fine, fine, fine.
\h\h\h\h\hJust please make the introduction and then,
let’s just get out of here, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hokay?
- She seems cool. Go with it.
(indistinct chatter)
\h\h\h- Okay, eyes on Jeff, he’s over by the hot dogs.
(humming)
\h\h\h\hHas he confirmed he’s gonna sell us a gun?
- Well, he doesn’t confirm \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hanything,
he’s smarter than that. \hHe’s agreed to meet.
\h\h\h\hYou’re ready for the introduction?
- Mm-hmm.
- Hey, Jeff, babe. \h\h\h\h\h\h- Hey.
\h\h\h\h\h- How’s it going? - Lay-lay, where you been?
\h\h- You know, you and Naz have a lot of similarities.
Did you guys have a good sex life?
- We’re not having this conversation.
- Right.
- Well, these are my friends
\h\h\h\hthat I wanted to introduce you to.
- Oh, you stick out like a sore thumb.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTextiles, eh? People who prefer to be clothed.
\h\h\h\h\hTake a note from everybody here.
Towels are for sitting, \h\h\h\h\hnot covering.
You don’t see me wearing \h\h\h\h\h\hsofa cushions
to cover up, do you?
(awkward laughs)
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWe go back to the trailer and chat?
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah. - Okay, after you.
- Okay.
(siren in the distance)
(Kelly): How you doin’?
\h- Man, what... What happened?
- You had a seizure.
Yeah, you were on some \h\h\hmessed-up drugs.
We, um...
found this in your pocket.
Purple Rain.
- Helps me study.
- Mm-hmm.
- I feel really focused.
You know, I just...
I just sprinkle a little bit \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin my coffee.
\h\h\h\h- Hmm. - It’s amazing.
\h\h\h\h\h\hSeriously. So then, I said, I’d...
\h\h\h\h\hYou know, buy more to share with my study group
and then, this morning, I tried snorting it...
\h\h\h\h- That’s the thing with these new synthetic drugs, Ray.
The so-called manufacturer \h\h\hcan’t be relied upon
to be consistent. \h\h\h\h\hPlus...
The effects are completely \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hdifferent,
depending on how much you take, \h\h\h\h\h\hor how you take it.
You... You want to tell me \h\h\hwho you got it from?
- I never met the person.
I just... send an e-transfer \h\h\h\hand then, get a text
of where to pick it up in a mailbox on campus.
- What mailbox?
- Uh, well this time, \hit was in the area
where the professors’ \h\h\h\hoffices are.
In a mailbox, number 514.
- And when did you pick it up?
- Monday morning, 9:30.
\h\hThink I got there a few minutes later.
- You bought these drugs for \h\h\hyour whole study group?
- Yeah.
We’re all freaking out, \h\h\h\hfalling behind.
I... bought some for everyone.
- Your study group including \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTueli?
- Yes.
Yeah.
(soft music)
- Kelly, hey. How’s Ray?
- Ah, they’re gonna keep him \h\hin the hospital tonight,
but he’s gonna be fine. \hHow are you feeling?
- Okay.
- Yeah, okay. Uh...
- You don’t need to look \h\h\hafter me, I’m fine.
Nathan will be back soon, so...
- Tueli, uh...
Tueli, can you sit down?
\h- I’m really tired, I should go to bed--
- Tueli, please.
Can you look at me?
I said, look at me, Tueli.
Look, we did this your way. \h\hNo cops, just friends.
So, here we are. Friends.
(sighs)
\h\h\h\h\hRay gave that stuff out to everybody in the study group.
Did you take any?
- No.
But Ray’s been fine \h\h\h\huntil now.
His grades went up, he’s been \h\h\hwriting amazing papers.
\h\hYou have no idea how much pressure is on me right now.
I have to get my scholarship \h\h\hrenewed for next year,
if I don’t, I can’t come back.
I’m doing my master’s program, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI’m being a TA,
I’m spearheading two community organizations in my spare time.
You don’t get it.
I’m about to snap.
\h\h\h\h- And you will snap if you rely on that stuff.
Do you get that?
(soft music)
Thank you.
(sighs)
\h\h\h- You’re nicer with your clothes on.
(laughs)
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(sighs) - Please don’t tell Nathan.
He’ll tell my mom.
They’ve been having dinner \h\h\h\h\h\htogether like,
\h\h\honce a month and I swear, if he tells her, she’ll freak.
\h\h- You’ve been getting together with Nathan and \h\h\h\hyour mom, lately?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Just like, the last six months, maybe.
Since I started school.
- Alright.
\hLook, I gotta get back to work, okay?
But I’m glad you’re... \h\h\h\hdoing alright.
(soft rhythmic music)
- Well, thank you so much \h\h\h\h\hfor your help.
(sighs)
(groans)
\h\hBad news. Our little Monday morning drug drop
is a dead-end, literally.
\h\h\hMailbox 514 belonged to one Dr. Topper Levenson,
who passed away nine months ago.
So, unless Dr. Top Lev is selling Purple Rain
from the great beyond...
- Someone else might have \h\hcoopted his mailbox.
It could be anyone.
- Yeah.
- Top Lev.
Top Lev.
Levenson. Ray.
Didn’t he say something about a professor Lev?
Psych 100, that’s what he said.
(keys clacking)
\h\h\hGuess his TAs must have continued teaching the course
after he died.
\hThere are two of them. V. Sawyers and J. Maleki.
- As in Veronica and Jody.
You think they still have keys \h\h\h\h\h\h\hto his mailbox?
Uh...
Well, according to this, \h\h\h\hJody was teaching
the Abnormal Psych tutorial \h\h\hlast Monday morning.
\h\h\h\hBut guess who had that Monday morning off?
- Veronica Sawyers.
\h\h\h\hLeaving her free to deal some Purple Rain.
- Love it. Love it!
(soft music)
(door opens)
- Veronica Sawyers.
- Hi, detectives.
Is everything okay?
- Yeah, we’d like to know where \h\hyou were on Monday morning.
- This past Monday? \h\h\h\hI was here.
I was giving my famous \h\hAPA citation demo.
It was pretty lit.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Really? Because the work schedule says
that you don’t work Mondays.
- Normally, no. Uh...
This past week, Jody begged me \h\h\h\h\h\h\hto cover for her.
She said she had a flute recital of her niece’s she had to go to.
- Jody did?
- Yeah.
(sighs)
- Who has a flute recital \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hat 9 AM?
(sighs)
There.
There she is. Jody!
Can we talk to you?
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Jody, stop!
(gasps)
\h\h\h- Jody Maleki, you are under arrest.
- For what?
- This is harassment!
- For this! Purple Rain.
- I never meant to--
\h\h\h\h- Cause us any sorrow? Tell it to the judge, sweetie.
Hands behind your back.
(bird cawing)
(Jeff): Layna tells me \h\h\h\hyou two ladies
\h\h\h\h\h\hare looking for a powerful weapon.
Thing is, I’m having trouble \h\h\himagining what a couple
of sweeties like yourselves \hwant with a machine gun.
\h\h\h- First of all, we’re not that sweet.
- Speak for yourself, I’m pretty sweet. Me.
(chuckling)
- Sweetie so shy, she won’t even drop her towel at a nudist camp.
- Uh...
Well, no, I’m not shy. \h\h\hIt’s just, um...
\h\h\hLike I have a... Like, a B12 deficiency,
so I have a hard time just \h\h\h\h\hkeeping my hands
and really thin feet warm.
We’re here because, well...
We need protection.
- Oh.
- Hey!
What’s going on?
- Many seeds are germinating. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hPhysical seeds.
Plants, trees, seeds in my mind, not to mention the seeds
of this undercover play \h\h\h\h\h\h\hwe’re on.
\h- I don’t know what you’re talking about.
\h\hWhere are we at? What’s the progress?
- Standby. I’m on it.
They’re in the RV with Jeff.
I do know that.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(sighs) - Okay, I need to get closer.
\h\h\h- Oh, mm-hmm. - It’s not clothing \h\h\h\h\hoptional.
- Yeah, sir, I am a cop
and you have a guy in there, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hselling guns.
- Where’s your warrant?
- We don’t have one.
We need to know the guns \h\hare on the premises.
- You’re welcome to enter \h\h\h\h\h\hthe premises
\h\h\h\hif you remove your clothing first.
\h\h\hOr are you saying that the rules don’t apply to you?
- Look, I can’t go \h\hin there naked.
- The rules state you can wear \h\h\h\h\hclothing for safety,
but it cannot be sexual \h\h\h\h\h\hin nature.
That shirt, it’s very sexual. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- What...
- Too sexual, take it off Kelly, let’s go.
- Is that fanny pack for safety?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah. - It’s where I keep \h\hmy golf balls.
\h\h\h\h\h\h(groans) - It’s a good shirt.
Suits your eyes.
- Move.
(intriguing music)
- I don’t buy you two \h\h\h\has a couple.
- Well.
Okay.
Listen, the truth is...
\h\h\h\h\hSarah and I, we dated the same guy.
I mean, not at the same time. \h\h\h\h\hI dated him first,
then I broke up with him first, \hthen she started to date him.
Then like loads of other people \h\h\h\h\hstarted to date him.
\hAnd then, I was like, "Oh my God, am I crazy
for breaking up with this guy?"
\h\h\hAnd they’re all having this really sexy and exciting
polyamorous relationship and I’m just like... Ugh.
You know, like ugh, \hlike Plain Jane.
- And then, we decided \h\h\h\h\hto invite her
into our polyamorous \h\h\h\hrelationship.
- Right, you did. Thank you.
And weirdly...
I don’t know, it just...
I think it really worked for me. So, it was like, me,
him and her, all together, \h\hand loads more people.
- Why not me?
- The thing is, there’s just... \h\h\h\hsome unsavoury people.
\h\h\hOkay, not that I think that polyamory is unsavoury,
because I don’t.
- Well, there are some people \h\h\hwho don’t have respect
for polyamory and they tend to get a little aggressive.
- Not aggressive, confused. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hConfused.
- Some of them have been known \h\h\h\h\h\h\hto show up armed.
- Seriously?
- So, if I want to walk a guest \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto the door,
\h\h\h\hI would make sure they take me seriously.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
(groans)
Here she is.
- Wow.
- Yeah, well, 3K should do it.
(sighs)
Show me the money.
\h\h- Okay, okay. Hang on a second.
Why are you guys inviting people with guns to your sexy soirées?
\hLike, can’t you figure out a way to vet them in advance?
Your body, your choice!
- Yes.
It is.
(chuckles) - I get it.
\h\h\hIt’s a cover story. This isn’t real, got it.
- What do you mean, cover story?
- I didn’t say cover!
Jeff, I said...
\h\h\h\hLover! I mean, lover of guns, clearly!
- Are you a rat? \h\h\h\h\h\h- No!
(dramatic music)
(yelps)
- GTPD, drop the gun now!
\h\h\h\h- Purse pistol against a machine gun? I like my odds.
- How about two purse pistols \h\hversus your machine gun?
- Put it down slowly.
(groans)
- Thanks a lot.
- Slow, get your hands up.
(brakes squeal)
- At your back, Kelly.
Hands behind your head, Jeff. \h\h\h\hYou’re under arrest.
- Ow!
(light music)
\h- Do you know what kind of charges you’re facing?
(chuckles)
- I mean, considering my immaculate record
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand the fact that it’s a first offence, I mean...
Please.
\h\h- Alright, listen to me very carefully.
Alright?
This Purple Rain stuff, \h\h\h\h\hit’s lethal.
\h\h\h\h\hIf that kid Ray dies, you’re looking at manslaughter.
- Oh.
Uh...
Well, if I give you my supplier,
\h\h\hcould that help lighten the sentence?
- Well, it definitely wouldn’t \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hhurt.
- Okay, so... I get the product
through a network of gamers \h\hcalled The Replicants.
They sell exclusively through \h\h\h\han online chat room.
- Battlebender. \h\h\h\h- Yeah.
But then, a few days ago,
the whole operation \h\h\hwent offline.
So, I was about to meet \h\h\hwith my contact,
Jake Mardy,
and he was going to tell me \h\hhow things are moving,
now that the game’s been \h\h\h\h\h\h\hshut down.
- Jake Mardy?
(sighs)
- Hey. That was a crazy day.
(sighs) - Yeah.
- I know we haven’t had \ha lot of alone time,
and Tueli is not helping that.
And I cannot put her out.
I’ve known her since she was a baby. So--
- No, I... I get it.
- So, will you come home \h\h\h\hwith me tonight?
- I don’t know. Are you gonna invite me to your next dinner
with Tueli and Vanessa?
(sighs)
\hYeah. Caught wind of your date night.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hUnfortunately, it didn’t come from you, though.
\h\h\h- Kell, I have seen them literally three or four times,
tops, in the last six months,
\h\hbecause Tueli is coming to school here in town. That’s it.
- Yeah, so when I asked you \hif you had anything else
to tell me, you didn’t think \h\h\h\h\h\hthis was a thing?
- No, I guess I didn’t think \h\h\h\h\h\h\hit was a thing.
\h- Nathan, you know I have trust issues.
It doesn’t take much \h\hfor me to turtle.
- Is that what’s happening now?
Are you turtling on me?
- All I’m saying is...
(sighs)
I’m gonna spend another night \h\h\h\hat my friend’s house.
\h\hBye. - Kell--
I’m sorry, Kelly...
(sighs)
(knocking at door)
\h\h\h\h\h- Who goes there? I’m just kidding, come in.
- Hey, how are you doing?
\h\h\h\h\h- Hmm. I’m fine. I’m in my pajamas, my underwear, socks.
I’ve never been so grateful \h\h\hto be fully clothed.
- I just wanted to say thank you for letting me crash here.
- Are you kidding me? \h\h\h\hI love this.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(gasps) Hey, wait, are you tired?
- Hmm, not really.
(humming)
- Come on, come on, come on. \h\hI have been craving this
\h\h\h\h\hsince Dack Adams talked about it yesterday.
- He described a gory murder \h\h\hscene and your takeaway
from that was, "Damn, I gotta get me some of those chips"?
\h- Oh my God, like, it wasn’t that gory.
\hCome on, we’ll watch Bridgerton season two.
(sighs)
- Alright, move your ass \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon over.
- Yes! Yes.
(sighs)
Hey, are you okay?
- Yeah, I’m fine, you know, \h\h\h\h\hit’s just... Men.
\h\h\h\h- Oh, men. (imitates retching)
You know what? And women.
- Ugh! Really, right? \hAnd people, really.
- People. (groans)
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Blah! - Not to mention this job.
- Oh my God, I can’t even talk \h\h\h\h\habout work right now.
\hOkay, everything just makes me sick.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah, me too. Except for these chips and you.
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