1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,280 - No, I don't think it's conditioning at all, 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:09,180 like I've literally been into girls 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:09,180 --> 00:00:10,890 since the first time I remember seeing titties. 6 00:00:10,890 --> 00:00:14,590 - Yeah, but how do you know that that came from you? 7 00:00:14,590 --> 00:00:17,150 Are you sure you weren't just conditioned to like them, 8 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:18,633 because your mom and dad were out there showing you 9 00:00:18,633 --> 00:00:20,860 what the societal norm was? 10 00:00:20,860 --> 00:00:22,680 - No, I just think that my penis pointed 11 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:23,820 in a specific direction, 12 00:00:23,820 --> 00:00:25,590 and I followed it. 13 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:26,490 - You're an idiot. 14 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:34,137 Okay, what's a four letter word for unwritten? 15 00:00:37,340 --> 00:00:38,173 - Oral. 16 00:00:42,381 --> 00:00:44,245 - You're not a complete moron, after all. 17 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:45,410 - Yeah, respect me, son. 18 00:00:47,037 --> 00:00:48,123 Put some respect on my name. 19 00:00:48,990 --> 00:00:50,500 - How do you not remember this? 20 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:53,576 Back in the day in like ancient Greece, 21 00:00:53,576 --> 00:00:56,610 wait this controller, the controller's sticking. 22 00:00:56,610 --> 00:01:01,402 They didn't associate sexual relations with binary labels, 23 00:01:01,402 --> 00:01:02,632 bro, I can't, 24 00:01:02,632 --> 00:01:03,634 I can't with this controller - Hey, don't break my shit. 25 00:01:03,634 --> 00:01:04,786 - I'm not. 26 00:01:04,786 --> 00:01:05,757 What was I saying? 27 00:01:05,757 --> 00:01:07,510 - Something with the labels. 28 00:01:07,510 --> 00:01:08,857 - Right, right. 29 00:01:08,857 --> 00:01:09,920 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 30 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,520 So Spartan men, Spartan warriors 31 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:14,280 would like straight up bang each other 32 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,190 before they went into battles. 33 00:01:15,190 --> 00:01:16,860 It was like a bonding thing. - Bullshit. 34 00:01:16,860 --> 00:01:19,230 - Okay, well you're in the same ancient history class as me. 35 00:01:19,230 --> 00:01:20,830 So I don't know if you're not listening or-- 36 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:22,702 - No, I'm too busy getting sloppy blowies 37 00:01:22,702 --> 00:01:23,535 underneath the desk. 38 00:01:23,535 --> 00:01:24,740 - Oh, for sure, for sure, for sure. 39 00:01:25,942 --> 00:01:28,150 'Cause I'm a badass. 40 00:01:28,150 --> 00:01:28,983 - Jackass. 41 00:01:30,970 --> 00:01:31,930 - You want to go again? 42 00:01:31,930 --> 00:01:33,210 - Yes, I want to go again. 43 00:01:33,210 --> 00:01:34,340 No, don't get me wrong, 44 00:01:34,340 --> 00:01:35,920 I obviously understand 45 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,780 why men can be attracted to other men. 46 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:42,603 I'm not homophobic to the bros, bromophobic. 47 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:44,398 - Nice one. 48 00:01:44,398 --> 00:01:45,299 - Thank you. 49 00:01:45,299 --> 00:01:48,340 But I'm just saying like I can differentiate between 50 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:50,260 like seeing a handsome dude 51 00:01:50,260 --> 00:01:52,970 and objectively thinking, oh that guy is good looking 52 00:01:52,970 --> 00:01:54,900 and then conversely seeing a woman 53 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:57,666 and thinking, I want to get her pregnant on purpose. 54 00:01:57,666 --> 00:02:00,553 - You've always had such a way with words. 55 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:01,693 - Thank you. 56 00:02:02,531 --> 00:02:04,602 - No, you're the cutest human. 57 00:02:04,602 --> 00:02:05,435 - Not true. 58 00:02:05,435 --> 00:02:06,268 - I've literally never 59 00:02:06,268 --> 00:02:07,240 seen a human-- - Hey, you ready? 60 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:08,730 - Yeah, okay, all right baby, 61 00:02:08,730 --> 00:02:09,563 we're gonna go get something to eat 62 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:10,920 but I love you, I love you so much. 63 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:11,753 - Hey Olivia. 64 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:15,880 - [Olivia] Hi Jay. 65 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,644 - Hi, I love you more. 66 00:02:17,644 --> 00:02:19,449 I love you more than Alex. 67 00:02:19,449 --> 00:02:20,775 - That's not true. 68 00:02:20,775 --> 00:02:21,774 - Say that you love me more than Alex. 69 00:02:21,774 --> 00:02:23,724 - Don't say it, don't say it. 70 00:02:23,724 --> 00:02:25,557 - [Olivia] I love you. 71 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,560 - That's unbelievable. 72 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,800 - So basically you're saying 73 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,339 we should all be like dogs in the park 74 00:02:31,339 --> 00:02:33,739 just smashing everything that comes around. 75 00:02:33,739 --> 00:02:34,946 - Can I get some of that? 76 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,137 - Hey, what's up, Jim? 77 00:02:36,137 --> 00:02:38,805 - What's up, fellas, party tonight? 78 00:02:38,805 --> 00:02:40,720 - Backgammon. 79 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,880 - Man, no wonder no one likes you in this neighborhood. 80 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:47,750 - Yo, I just, I find it interesting 81 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:50,195 that in some cultures it wasn't as stigmatized 82 00:02:50,195 --> 00:02:51,160 as it is today. 83 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:52,735 Hey, don't drop that. 84 00:02:52,735 --> 00:02:54,210 - [Both] Whoa. 85 00:02:54,210 --> 00:02:56,400 - Like look, I think that society 86 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,800 has had a profound impact 87 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,160 on the way that we think about 88 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,490 and metabolize our sexual instincts. 89 00:03:02,490 --> 00:03:05,030 - Yeah, I don't know, it feels really cut and dry to me. 90 00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:06,100 - Well yeah, that's 'cause you're a puppet. 91 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:06,933 - Oh word? 92 00:03:06,933 --> 00:03:08,563 - You're a pawn in the system. 93 00:03:10,430 --> 00:03:11,263 Throw it. 94 00:03:12,110 --> 00:03:13,760 - No, this is precious cargo, 95 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,531 you're gonna drop it. 96 00:03:15,531 --> 00:03:17,110 (fizzing) 97 00:03:17,110 --> 00:03:19,393 - Don't waste it, don't waste it, don't waste it. 98 00:03:20,772 --> 00:03:23,100 You play a really unsophisticated game, Jay. 99 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:24,470 If you keep making those same mistakes, 100 00:03:24,470 --> 00:03:26,200 I'm just gonna keep pouncing on your ass. 101 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,033 It's all right. 102 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,073 You want to go again? 103 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:31,900 - Let's kiss. 104 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:32,733 - What's that? 105 00:03:35,896 --> 00:03:38,163 Quit fucking around man. 106 00:03:38,163 --> 00:03:40,665 (laughing) 107 00:03:40,665 --> 00:03:41,498 Kill you. 108 00:03:43,210 --> 00:03:44,190 - What? 109 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:45,990 You've been going on and on about this all day. 110 00:03:45,990 --> 00:03:47,900 Let's get to the bottom of it. 111 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:48,793 - You serious? 112 00:03:50,550 --> 00:03:51,630 - Why not? 113 00:03:51,630 --> 00:03:53,459 - A few reasons. 114 00:03:53,459 --> 00:03:54,940 A, I have a girlfriend, 115 00:03:54,940 --> 00:03:57,710 so technically I'd be cheating. 116 00:03:57,710 --> 00:03:59,301 - Don't agree with that. 117 00:03:59,301 --> 00:04:03,320 - B, you're not my man type, sorry. 118 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,290 - Ow, that hurts. 119 00:04:04,290 --> 00:04:07,650 - And C, we've been best friends 120 00:04:07,650 --> 00:04:09,440 since we were like 11 years old 121 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,060 so this is just a weird, 122 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:12,688 it's a weird thing on all fronts. 123 00:04:12,688 --> 00:04:13,521 I'm not gonna-- 124 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:17,600 - Dude, okay, dude, after you fucked that girl Emily, 125 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:18,433 you told me that she looked 126 00:04:18,433 --> 00:04:21,290 like a Yugoslavian hit man, those are your words, 127 00:04:21,290 --> 00:04:24,201 I know for a fact that I'm cuter than her 128 00:04:24,201 --> 00:04:26,690 and besides, I've made out 129 00:04:26,690 --> 00:04:28,520 with so many of my friends that are girls, 130 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:29,740 it's not weird at all. 131 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:32,970 It's like eating a peanut butter sandwich. 132 00:04:32,970 --> 00:04:35,875 Like I don't love peanut butter but I'll eat it. 133 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:36,708 And according to you, 134 00:04:36,708 --> 00:04:38,381 this is a similar transaction. 135 00:04:38,381 --> 00:04:40,420 - You seem pretty cavalier 136 00:04:40,420 --> 00:04:43,430 for a guy that's been putting up such a fuss all day. 137 00:04:43,430 --> 00:04:44,940 - No, I haven't been fussing. 138 00:04:44,940 --> 00:04:46,710 I just think it's a simple thing 139 00:04:46,710 --> 00:04:47,957 that I know the answer too 140 00:04:47,957 --> 00:04:50,760 but you made some compelling points 141 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,220 and I'm willing to test your theory. 142 00:04:52,220 --> 00:04:54,573 Plus, I'm schwasted. 143 00:04:59,950 --> 00:05:01,393 - So like now? 144 00:05:02,890 --> 00:05:04,940 - You want me to buy you dinner first or? 145 00:05:08,993 --> 00:05:09,952 All right, let's forget this. 146 00:05:09,952 --> 00:05:10,785 It's stupid. - No, no, no, 147 00:05:10,785 --> 00:05:12,590 no, you know what man, no, you're right, 148 00:05:12,590 --> 00:05:14,500 you're right, you're right. 149 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:15,780 I'm down if you're down. 150 00:05:15,780 --> 00:05:16,660 - Okay. - Okay. 151 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:18,348 - All right. - All right, let's go. 152 00:05:18,348 --> 00:05:19,515 - Let's do it. 153 00:05:20,567 --> 00:05:21,400 Let's go. 154 00:05:22,275 --> 00:05:23,900 - We should flip a coin first 155 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:24,850 and two out of three. 156 00:05:24,850 --> 00:05:26,540 Two out of three, we'll do it. 157 00:05:26,540 --> 00:05:28,498 - If we're not feeling it, let's not force-- 158 00:05:28,498 --> 00:05:29,420 - It's not that I'm not feeling it, 159 00:05:29,420 --> 00:05:30,320 it's not that I'm not feeling it, man, 160 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,400 it's just that if I go in for it 161 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:33,860 and you pull away, 162 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:36,805 then you will literally never let me live down. 163 00:05:36,805 --> 00:05:37,638 - I'm not gonna pull away. 164 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:38,471 Let's just go let's go. 165 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:39,304 - You're dead serious? 166 00:05:39,304 --> 00:05:41,743 - Yes, shit, yes, let's do it. 167 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:43,803 - Okay. - Okay. 168 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:50,900 - Tongue or no tongue? 169 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,420 - Dude, you know you're stressing me out, 170 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:53,393 let's just kiss, 171 00:05:53,393 --> 00:05:55,040 just kiss the way that you kiss. 172 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:55,873 - My bad, my bad. 173 00:05:55,873 --> 00:05:56,890 Okay, I'm gonna use tongue. 174 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,583 I'm not, I'm not, okay. 175 00:06:03,002 --> 00:06:05,103 - Just get closer. 176 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:05,936 - Yeah. 177 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:37,854 (phone buzzing) 178 00:06:38,852 --> 00:06:39,685 Oh shit. 179 00:06:40,690 --> 00:06:42,193 Hey, hey baby. 180 00:06:46,380 --> 00:06:50,237 Why are you calling me about cutting your bangs right now? 181 00:06:52,590 --> 00:06:54,600 No yeah, babe, 182 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,900 her face is just shaped differently than yours. 183 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:59,090 I don't know what to tell you. 184 00:06:59,090 --> 00:06:59,960 No, I'm not saying 185 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:00,793 that they wouldn't look good on you, 186 00:07:00,793 --> 00:07:02,086 obviously they would look good on you 187 00:07:02,086 --> 00:07:03,336 but it's just, 188 00:07:05,470 --> 00:07:08,530 oh okay, so baby, I know that this feels 189 00:07:08,530 --> 00:07:10,500 like world changing right now 190 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:13,820 but is there any way that we can pick this up 191 00:07:13,820 --> 00:07:15,013 like tomorrow or? 192 00:07:16,510 --> 00:07:18,173 Great, yeah, thank you. 193 00:07:19,270 --> 00:07:20,790 No, look, they'll look great, 194 00:07:20,790 --> 00:07:21,623 you'd look great with them. 195 00:07:21,623 --> 00:07:23,369 I want you to do it, okay. 196 00:07:23,369 --> 00:07:24,763 All right, bye baby. 197 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:37,533 - You want a? 198 00:07:38,741 --> 00:07:39,991 - I think I'm still good. 199 00:07:41,051 --> 00:07:42,551 - Okay, all right. 200 00:07:47,481 --> 00:07:51,586 - You want to go again? 201 00:07:51,586 --> 00:07:54,336 (hip hop music)