1 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:05,873 Ooh! Don't mind if I do. 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,108 [ Chuckles ] 3 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:08,442 Mm! Oh. 4 00:00:08,576 --> 00:00:11,112 Ugh! This is just orange juice. 5 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:13,914 Why put it in a champagne flute? That's just mean. 6 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:15,916 Don't worry. 7 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:17,985 The kids are out buying the champagne. 8 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:21,389 You're going home soon. We have to celebrate every day. 9 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,724 I know. That's why we should blow it out. 10 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,593 Ooh. Let's go to Vegas this weekend. 11 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:28,162 Oh, my God. I'd kill to go to Vegas. Mm-hmm. 12 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:30,764 You know, I've been dying to go to M&M World. 13 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:33,767 But I can't jet off to Vegas. I've got children to raise. 14 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:35,303 And where are those children right now? 15 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:37,037 At the liquor store. Mm. 16 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:40,574 Okay. But I came out here to take care of them. 17 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:41,975 They need me. 18 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:43,244 Well, they don't need you this weekend. 19 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,146 I do. I'm in my 50s! 20 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:46,747 I can't suck tequila shooters 21 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,416 out of a Chippendale's belly button alone. 22 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,318 That would look sad. 23 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:52,253 They let you do that? 24 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:55,589 I don't know if they let me, but I'm gonna! 25 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:57,825 [ Laughs ] It does sound fun. 26 00:00:57,958 --> 00:00:59,327 Maybe too fun for a mom? 27 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:00,794 Oh, Jean. 28 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:03,197 This is the only time we get to have fun. 29 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:06,033 We're done raising our kids, our parents don't need us yet, 30 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:08,602 and we're still young enough to get our freak on! 31 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:10,971 This is our sweet spot! 32 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:12,540 Do you have any Dr. Scholl's foot pads? 33 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:15,008 'Cause I hear there's a lot of walking. 34 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:17,445 You know what? You're right. If not now, when? 35 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:18,912 It's off-season at work. 36 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:21,115 The kids seem stable for the moment. 37 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:22,516 My parents are on a cruise. 38 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:23,851 I think I'm in! 39 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:26,787 Oh! Can we go see Barry Manilow? 40 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,157 No, but we can meet up after. 41 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,659 [ Sighs ] Sorry we took so long, 42 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,661 but you'll never guess who we ran into. 43 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:36,230 Nick Harper, from high school. 44 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:37,765 Oh, yeah. Nick. 45 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:39,133 Isn't he the one you had a crush on, Jackie? 46 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:40,334 What? No. 47 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:42,303 God, Mom. Way to be cool. 48 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:45,873 Yeah. Well, Freddie has a crush on him now. I do not. 49 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:49,076 He said hi to you, and you said, "I miss you, too." 50 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:50,311 Well, what's Nick up to these days? 51 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:53,046 Oh, he's amazing. 52 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,282 He moved out here a few years ago. 53 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:55,883 He made it big on some app 54 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:57,951 that lets you hire celebrity look-alikes for parties. 55 00:01:58,085 --> 00:01:59,787 Oh. Twinsies. 56 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,190 That's how I got LL Cool J at my birthday party. 57 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:04,358 Well, LL Cool K. 58 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:07,495 Well, some tech company bought it, he cashed out, 59 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,297 and now he just spends his time doing charity work. 60 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:10,864 And since I have nothing in my life, 61 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:13,066 I had to lie and tell him I was on "Top Chef." 62 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:14,868 I finished third last season. 63 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:17,238 Well, if you had to lie, why did you finish third? 64 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,407 I would have won. It's all political. 65 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,209 How about a toast? 66 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:23,076 To reconnecting with old friends, 67 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:26,447 to having friends visit, and to me going to Vegas. 68 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,015 Sharon and I are going to Vegas! 69 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,484 Ooh. No, it's okay. There's booze in it. 70 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:32,853 I wouldn't trick you into drinking just juice. 71 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,456 Oh, no. I'm not really supposed to be doing alcohol right now. 72 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,625 Oh. We have coffee. No caffeine either. 73 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:38,892 No, I'm good. Keep brunching. 74 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:41,262 Yes, everyone. Help yourself. 75 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:43,531 Sharon, can I see you for a minute? 76 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,299 [ Whispering ] Sharon. 77 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:46,767 No alcohol? 78 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,101 Or caffeine? 79 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:50,070 She's wearing a flowy top. 80 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:52,240 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Mm-hmm. 81 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:54,608 That they should've bought more than one bottle of champagne. 82 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:58,011 No. I think Celia's pregnant. 83 00:02:58,145 --> 00:03:04,084 *** 84 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:09,923 *** 85 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:18,165 Are you sure? She doesn't look pregnant. 86 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:20,167 Mom, I need to "Top Chef" my Instagram 87 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:21,902 so Nick doesn't know I'm a liar. 88 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,971 Get a quick picture of me by the oven. 89 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:25,739 Make sure you get the good side of my butt. 90 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,008 Honey, that's the dishwasher. 91 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:30,077 Who cares? Take a picture of her butt. 92 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:32,580 Here you go. 93 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:33,947 Hey, Mom? Yeah. 94 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,416 Can you hand me some Nick Harper -- Butter! 95 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,385 Stupid. 96 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:38,786 I know your secret. 97 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,888 I don't have a crush on him! 98 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:43,223 [ Whispering ] No! I'm talking about the baby. 99 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:44,358 [ Gasps ] Ooh. There's a baby? 100 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:45,959 Whose baby? 101 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:48,362 Oh, no. I spoiled the surprise. 102 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:50,498 What? What surprise? What are you talking about? 103 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:52,533 I know Celia's pregnant! 104 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:55,803 I am? 105 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:58,572 This is what you look like pregnant? 106 00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:01,074 Another win for Jackie. 107 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:03,844 Why didn't you tell me you're having a baby? 108 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,313 Because I'm not. 109 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:07,180 But I noticed you not drinking any alcohol 110 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:08,516 or caffeine. 111 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:10,150 Yeah. I'm on a cleanse. 112 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:11,652 The only thing in my stomach is lemon juice, 113 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:12,953 maple syrup, and cayenne. 114 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,588 I'm nauseous and lightheaded, 115 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:16,023 but look how white my eyeballs are. 116 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,627 I'm on a champagne cleanse. 117 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,564 Actually, I'm on a champagne, muffin, and bacon cleanse. 118 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:27,134 Actually, no. I'm just having a drunk brunch. 119 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,871 Honestly, you guys. It's probably for the best. 120 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:32,840 You're too young to be having kids right now anyway. 121 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,408 Oh, we're not having kids. 122 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:35,843 Yet. Never. 123 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,678 Never until it's time. 124 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,813 No. Never until never. We've talked about it. 125 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,082 The world has way too many people, and kids tie you down. 126 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:43,884 One of us would have to give up their career. 127 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,686 Just having kids changes your whole life. 128 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,188 But having kids changes your whole life. 129 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:49,490 Yeah. That's also a good point. 130 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,894 You guys may think you know what having kids is, 131 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,963 but until you do it -- 132 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:57,765 the love you get... Mm-hmm. 133 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,333 ...the sense of purpose you get. 134 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,201 What could be as fulfilling 135 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:03,671 as the moment when you first become a parent? 136 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,038 [ Cellphone chimes ] [ Gasps ] 137 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:06,540 Nick Harper just started following me. 138 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,008 My Nick Harper? 139 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:11,111 Okay. Maybe I do have a crush on him. 140 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:14,582 I need something to wear to Vegas. 141 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,817 All my clothes scream "Mom." 142 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,387 And some of them cry "widow." 143 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,422 Take whatever you want. 144 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:23,424 Oh, what's wrong, honey? 145 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,459 Freddie and Celia have everything. 146 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:27,060 They have jobs. They have each other. 147 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:28,762 They even have the option of having kids. 148 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:30,030 They just don't want to. 149 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,065 Oh, don't let that upset you. 150 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:33,867 They're young. They don't know what they want. 151 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,736 They'll change their minds. 152 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:38,706 I'm not worried about them. I'm worried about me. 153 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,408 I have nothing, 154 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,275 and none of that stuff is ever gonna happen for me. 155 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:44,177 Oh, of course it will. 156 00:05:44,311 --> 00:05:45,979 Enjoy your freedom while you can, honey. 157 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:47,848 There's only a few times in life 158 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,750 when women get to live for themselves. 159 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:53,454 Her 20s, her 50s, and then when all the men are dead. 160 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,457 What do you think? 161 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,125 Does that make me look like I sleep around? 162 00:05:58,258 --> 00:05:59,427 That's why I bought it. 163 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:04,498 *** 164 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:06,299 [ Sighs ] Celia. 165 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:08,402 May I please speak to you at your earliest? 166 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:11,939 Why are you talking to me like I'm about to be fired? 167 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,340 What's this? 168 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,576 Oh, my God! Where did you get that? 169 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:16,410 From right in here. 170 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,446 Aah! Freddie! 171 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:21,148 [ Groans ] It's no big deal! 172 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:23,917 You just -- You found my baby stash. 173 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,085 It's a thing. 174 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,320 Baby stash? That's not a thing. 175 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:29,322 Unless you're talking about a super-small mustache, 176 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:31,324 in which case, those are the perfect words for that. 177 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:34,762 No, it's just sometimes when I see cute baby stuff, 178 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,598 I buy it and I save it, because, you know, 179 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,833 the world of baby fashion moves fast. 180 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:43,637 I thought that we agreed that we weren't having kids. 181 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:44,972 Are you squirreling all this away 182 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,139 'cause you actually want a baby? 183 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:48,008 I don't know why I'm squirreling. 184 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:49,977 I-I guess you just never know, you know? 185 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:52,813 I mean, it's impossible to say how you'll feel in 10 years. 186 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,482 Okay, 10 years ago, you were 13. 187 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,049 Did 13-year-old you know 188 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:57,918 that you wanted a serious live-in girlfriend? 189 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:00,521 Yeah. 13-year-old me saw an underboob at a baseball game 190 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:02,690 and very much wanted that lady to come live with him. 191 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,659 People change how they feel about things with time. 192 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:07,127 It's normal. 193 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,597 And also, we had the no-kids conversation 194 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,699 on our fourth date, and I really don't think 195 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:14,134 agreements made at Buca di Beppo should be legally binding. 196 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:17,270 We said no babies. No takebacks. 197 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:18,906 Okay. [ Scoffs ] You know what? 198 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,709 I'm sorry I even thought it was a possibility. 199 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:25,679 Clearly, we could never have a baby, because you are a baby. 200 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,715 Okay. Well, you're the one with the baby stash. 201 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,583 You can't even grow a baby stash. 202 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:31,652 Hey! You know I'm sensitive about my facial hair. 203 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:32,953 What facial hair? 204 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,488 [ Gasps ] 205 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,490 [ Laughing ] 206 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:38,158 Hey, uh, one of my clients said 207 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,060 that some women out here called him "sugar buns" 208 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:41,729 and asked him to sit on her lap. 209 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:44,498 [ Laughing ] No. It was "sugar shorts." 210 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:47,501 And I asked to sit on his lap. 211 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:49,336 I see. Uh. 212 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,004 You look amazing 213 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,173 and slightly overdressed for backyard day-drinking. 214 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,342 I'm not wearing a bra. 215 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,910 Ha-ho! 216 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:59,913 Lucky dress. So, what's happening out here? 217 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:01,915 We're practicing for our trip to Vegas. 218 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:03,083 Practicing? 219 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,719 Yeah, Danny. Vegas is a marathon. 220 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:09,489 You don't just run a marathon. You train for it. 221 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,424 Speaking of which, I need more training. Ooh! 222 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:13,727 On it. 223 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,729 May I interest you in a Bloody Mary? 224 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:18,031 Uh, no, thanks. It's Wednesday. 225 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,133 I have a job. You know, responsibilities. 226 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,636 Oh, yeah. I forgot about responsibilities. 227 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:24,004 'Cause I don't have any! 228 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,740 [ Laughs ] I'm in my sweet spot! 229 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:29,643 Got to enjoy life while I can, because it's short. 230 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:31,044 Yeah. I get it. 231 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,345 I'm actually feeling that myself. 232 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:33,781 I've got a birthday coming up, 233 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:35,415 so I can't say I'm in my early 40s anymore. 234 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,651 Oh, yeah. Me neither. [ Chuckles ] 235 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:40,554 High five to leaving our early 40s for our mid-50s. 236 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,522 [ Laughs ] Well, I'm 43. 237 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:45,058 No. We're the same age. 238 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,894 You've got a daughter in college! 239 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,629 Yeah. We were pregnant when I was 25. 240 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:49,630 [ Gasps ] 241 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,965 You're really 43? 242 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,134 [ Whispering ] Oh, my God. 243 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:56,036 I'm not in my sweet spot. 244 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,405 I'm old! You're not old, Jean. 245 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,073 You're drinking Bloody Marys on a Wednesday. 246 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,843 Yeah. And they gave me acid reflux. 247 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:05,078 You are young. You are beautiful. 248 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,714 And you are definitely in your sweet spot. 249 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,315 [ Sighs ] 250 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,850 Oh. Oh, good. You're here. 251 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,452 Guess what. I've decided I'm gonna have a baby. 252 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:15,088 You're gonna be a grandma! [ Laughs ] 253 00:09:19,627 --> 00:09:21,995 I need to talk to my daughter about her baby, 254 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,597 but we're gonna continue this conversation. 255 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:27,567 43! How could you do this to me? 256 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:29,603 Sharon! 257 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:32,005 I thought you were coming inside for refills! 258 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:34,241 [ Gasps ] I was. 259 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:38,045 I guess I'm not used to midweek day-drinking. 260 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:41,214 I just needed a little disco nap. 261 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:45,986 Um...I'm gonna go close my eyes for a few more minutes. 262 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,821 Don't let me sleep till tomorrow. 263 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:51,191 Sharon, how old do you think Danny is? 264 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:54,061 I don't know. 43? 265 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,696 Go to bed. You're drunk. 266 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:00,100 [ Sighs ] Okay. 267 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,636 Let's get back to you having a baby. 268 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,071 Everything you said at brunch 269 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,706 about what having kids brings you 270 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,040 is what I feel like I'm missing. 271 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:09,710 I need a baby. Oh, honey. 272 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:13,113 I know you're gonna make an amazing mother someday. 273 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,848 But once you are a mother, 274 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,250 you won't be in your sweet spot anymore. 275 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,853 You'll have huge responsibilities. 276 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,621 Don't you want to enjoy this time? 277 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,556 But I'm not enjoying this time. 278 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:27,094 Well, how are you gonna do it? You don't even have a boyfriend. 279 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,129 I mean, you never even leave the house 280 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,064 unless it's to come to my house. 281 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,734 It's 2021, Mom. Men are optional. 282 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,068 And I have a plan. 283 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,870 I already know the perfect donor. 284 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:40,040 Brilliant, funny, handsome -- Nick Harper. 285 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,108 It was fate that we ran into each other 286 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,943 after all these years, 287 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,312 because I need his brilliant, funny, handsome sperm. 288 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,347 What are you gonna do, trick him? 289 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,683 Because that'll backfire. Ask your Aunt Kim. 290 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,952 Better yet, ask your cousin Misty. 291 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,654 No. I'm gonna ask him. 292 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,724 Besides, it's really not a big deal. 293 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,759 I'm taking charge of my life. 294 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:02,029 I feel good for the first time in a really long time. 295 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,563 I have a goal. 296 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,532 I have a purpose. I have a reason -- 297 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,934 Sharon: I have a headache! 298 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,201 Keep it down! 299 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:13,640 *** 300 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,575 [ Sighs ] 301 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,381 [ Sighs ] 302 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,482 Okay. 303 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:23,851 Well, if we're not gonna talk, 304 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:26,086 I'm just gonna play the new "Outriders." 305 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,156 Ugh. 306 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,191 Okay. 307 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,796 Hey! That was the last coconut one! 308 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,465 Five-second rule. 309 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,201 Monster. 310 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,270 *** 311 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,172 [ Keys jingling ] 312 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,811 How'd everything go with Jackie? 313 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,180 I don't know. 314 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:56,116 I'm not sure how I feel about her having a baby, 315 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,418 but this is the first thing Jackie's been excited about 316 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,353 for a while, and I want to support her. 317 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,455 And who am I kidding? 318 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,457 I'm certainly old enough to be a grandma. 319 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,493 You're not still thinking about the age thing between us, 320 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:07,961 are you? It doesn't freak you out? 321 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,797 Caterpillars freak me out. 322 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,932 Confident squirrels freak me out. 323 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,801 The effects of socioeconomic status 324 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,536 on the availability of mental healthcare freaks me out. 325 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:19,606 But our age difference definitely doesn't freak me out. 326 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,474 But then, I've known about it all along. 327 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,709 You have? 328 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,612 Is it my elbows? My neck? 329 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,981 The way I hold the newspaper when I read it? 330 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,817 The fact that I read the newspaper? 331 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,119 Jean, you gave me a copy of your driver's license 332 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,822 when you rented the guesthouse. Oh. 333 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,623 Oh, come on, Danny. 334 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,026 On some level, it must bother you that I'm so much older. 335 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,994 It doesn't bother me at all. And why should it? 336 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,196 You're hot, and looks are the only thing that matter, right? 337 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,032 You joke, 338 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:48,335 but I was married with children before you were even born. 339 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,003 Jean, you are good at so many things, 340 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,204 but math is not one of them. 341 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,573 I'm trying not to care, 342 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,543 but so much has changed in a day. 343 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,846 Jean, nothing has changed except your blood alcohol level. 344 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,882 Hey, Mom. Can I stay with you? Celia's really mad at me. 345 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,251 Oh, of course, sweetie. 346 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,552 Ooh. 347 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,487 Why are you dressed like Aunt Kim 348 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,389 when she brings cookies to the fire station? 349 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,563 [ Exhales deeply ] 350 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,031 I hope this doesn't cramp your style, Mom. 351 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,199 Just crashing here for a few days. 352 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,633 Celia's really mad at me. 353 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:21,902 I thought it was best to give her her space. 354 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,470 We got into it 355 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,238 because she changed her mind about having a baby. 356 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:28,175 Now I talked two people into having a baby? 357 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,742 I should give a TED Talk. 358 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:33,013 Okay. Well, we're not having a baby, so... 359 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,547 We'll discuss. 360 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,516 Let me just get out of this silly dress. 361 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,418 Oh, you wouldn't believe how much sequins itch 362 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:39,853 when you're not wearing a bra. 363 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,688 Ugh. Mom. Calm down. 364 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,324 I'm wearing underpants. Wait. No. 365 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,159 Mom! 366 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,427 Hey, Mom. 367 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,761 What are you doing here? 368 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,264 No way. [ Chuckles ] 369 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:54,334 Nick Harper, in my mom's house. 370 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,069 Hey, man. Good to see you again. 371 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,404 Really? You mean that? 372 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,273 I feel the same way, man. 373 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:05,245 Okay. Um, Mom, this is Nick. 374 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,414 Oh, Nick. Yeah. As in Nick. 375 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,781 Nick. Mm. 376 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,450 I was worried I would forget my name, 377 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,052 but you guys saved the day. 378 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,820 Nice to see you again, Mrs. Raines. Mm. 379 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,622 It's been too long. Oh. 380 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,390 Um, can I grab you for a minute? Oh. 381 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,659 Hang here with Freddie. Don't be weird. 382 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,428 I'm not gonna be weird. You're the weird. 383 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,263 [ Chuckles ] 384 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,734 Thought they'd never leave. [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ] 385 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,604 My mom's not wearing underwear. 386 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:32,872 Okay. 387 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,774 Stupid. 388 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,844 So, he looks great, right? 389 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,779 And all his grandparents are still alive, 390 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,148 and they have low cholesterol. 391 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,682 One aunt did die young, 392 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,851 but fortunately, she was hit by a train. 393 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:48,488 Well, he is very handsome, and he has a nice, long neck. 394 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,657 Your father's side of the family has very short necks. 395 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,625 It'd be good to breed that out of the line. 396 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,127 So are you in? 397 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:57,130 I don't know. I mean, is he in? 398 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,599 Right. Well, I haven't exactly asked him yet. 399 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,401 We mostly talked about dead relatives. 400 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,436 Ah. 401 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,638 Oh. Hey. 402 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:10,410 I think I overdid it in practice, so new plan -- 403 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:13,080 I'm gonna go to sleep till tomorrow. 404 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,350 [ Sighs ] 405 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,818 Can I ask you a question? 406 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,420 Am I gonna be able to stop you? 407 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:24,024 [ Laughs ] Classic Nick. 408 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,127 So, I heard that you followed Jackie back right away, 409 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,861 but you still haven't followed me. 410 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,364 Are we okay? 411 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,433 Yeah, man. I'll follow you. 412 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,969 Great. Now? 413 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,039 [ Exhales deeply ] 414 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,974 What's your first name again? 415 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,010 I just know you as Jackie's brother. [ Door opens ] 416 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,811 You're trying to make me jealous, aren't you, Nick? 417 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,347 Oh, God. What are you doing? 418 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,648 W-What are you doing here? 419 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,450 I came to bring you home. 420 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,219 Does this mean that you're not mad? 421 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:55,588 Oh, I'm really mad. Like yell-at-you-in-Spanish mad. 422 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,124 I'm mad because of our fight, 423 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,692 I'm mad because you ran to your mother, 424 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,995 and I'm mad at whatever you're doing to this poor man. 425 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,563 I'm Nick. We met at the liquor store. 426 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,498 Yeah. We all know who you are, Nick. 427 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,767 Then why do you want me to come home? 428 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,170 Freddie, we're gonna have a lot of fights. 429 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,539 You can't just run away. That's not how this works. 430 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:13,873 How does it work? 431 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,908 You stay in it. You work it out. 432 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,910 You know that eventually everything's gonna be okay 433 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:20,247 because we're in this forever. 434 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,681 Aww. 435 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,616 Unh. We're fighting. ¿Qué te pasa? 436 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,055 Women, right? [ Chuckles ] 437 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,190 I'm sorry. 438 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,460 [ Door closes ] 439 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,262 Oh. What happened to Freddie? 440 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:36,729 Celia came and got him. 441 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:39,366 I hope he wasn't too weird. He was. 442 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,202 Um, hey, Nick, why don't you sit down? 443 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,304 There's something I want to talk to you about. 444 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,406 Oh. It's happening now? 445 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:47,907 I don't think you should just come out 446 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,242 and ask somebody something like this. 447 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:50,543 Something like what? 448 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,745 Nick, I have a proposition for you. 449 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,647 I definitely don't think you should do this in front of me. 450 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,416 What's she doing? Okay. Settle down. 451 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,118 It's not like I'm asking him to marry me. 452 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,587 Jackie! I have to stop you. 453 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,522 I want to support you, but I think you're doing this 454 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,391 for the wrong reasons. Doing what? 455 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,593 I'm looking for purpose in my life. 456 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,095 If I do it this way, I have complete control 457 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,796 and I can't get hurt again. Oh, honey. 458 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,131 You think a kid's not gonna hurt you? 459 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,166 Hi! Sorry. 460 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,302 I'm really trying to ride this wave, 461 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,936 but from what I gather, 462 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,772 I'm either about to get seduced or murdered. 463 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,411 Nick, c-could you wait outside for a bit? 464 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,347 Damn. Sounds like murder. 465 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:35,588 Honey. Your plan isn't gonna work. 466 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,226 You can't stop living your life just because you got hurt. 467 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:44,164 You know, after your dad died, I was devastated. 468 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,634 I stopped living my life, and I poured everything into you kids. 469 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,437 I know that you've been hurt by Andy, 470 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,972 but I don't want you to shut it all down, too. 471 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,907 But I'm not shutting it down. I'm having a baby. 472 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:58,111 But having a baby does shut it down. 473 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:01,981 It's wonderful because it starts a new life, 474 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,484 but you haven't even begun to live the one you have now. 475 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,922 How about instead of asking for Nick's... 476 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:14,527 seed... you ask him on a date? 477 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,062 Because if I ask him on a date, 478 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,231 he could leave me in three years, take my car, 479 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,732 and I'll be right where I am now. 480 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,301 Or not. 481 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,370 Or you stay together. 482 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,206 Or you go on two dates and hate the way he chews his popcorn. 483 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,141 Or you love the way he chews his popcorn, 484 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,376 and he still leaves you. 485 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,411 Is this supposed to boost me up? 486 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:35,148 My point is, you can't stop it. 487 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,949 You can't control it. 488 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,351 You just have to live your life. 489 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,520 Yeah, but what if -- 490 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,456 Yes. Exactly, honey. 491 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,192 What if? 492 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:49,229 *** 493 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,763 You're still here. 494 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,166 Yeah. I wasn't really sure what to do. 495 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,235 I mean, I'm getting a lot of mixed signals -- 496 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,870 and a very clear signal from your brother. 497 00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,006 Do you want to go out with me? 498 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,674 Yes. 499 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,410 But I thought we were already on a date. 500 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,245 Is this not what this was? 501 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,480 Oh. Yeah. Yes. 502 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,217 Of course. You're very cute. 503 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,985 You know, I always had a crush on you in high school. 504 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,687 I did not know that. [ Chuckles ] 505 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,456 You want to tell me what was going on in there? 506 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,858 Let's just stick with you having a crush on me in high school. 507 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:19,859 Yeah. Okay. 508 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,166 Hi. Just wanted to see you off. 509 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,101 And, uh, thought maybe you could put $20 on black for me. 510 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,603 You know, if you're feeling lucky. 511 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,572 Oh. Pretty lucky. Just made 20 bucks. 512 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:33,973 [ Snaps fingers ] Damn. 513 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,275 Uh, Danny, wait. 514 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,076 That's all the cash I have, Jean. 515 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:40,347 I-I've been doing the math on us. 516 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,515 And you turn 44 in a couple of weeks, 517 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,918 and I have almost an entire year before my next birthday, 518 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:49,989 so if you really think about it, i-it's not that huge a gap. 519 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,824 It's still basically an entire decade. 520 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,560 You have to really think about it. 521 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,094 Oh, yes. I mean, yes. Sorry. You're rationalizing. 522 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,763 I didn't realize that. Now I do. Continue. 523 00:19:56,896 --> 00:20:00,199 Yeah. Well, we'll chalk it up to your youthful naiveté. 524 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,336 Okay. Well, I'll follow your lead, since you're so... 525 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:06,005 No, there's no sexy end to that sentence. 526 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,474 I-I'm sorry I freaked. Oh. 527 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,576 I-I can handle it. 528 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,578 I think it'll be kind of neat. 529 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,447 I haven't kissed a guy in his 40s since I was in my 20s. 530 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,549 Okay. Well, have fun. 531 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,117 Uh, not too much fun. 532 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,752 I guess by that, I just mean act your age. 533 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,254 Or at least act my age. 534 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,357 [ Australian accent ] Danny! Danny! 535 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,426 We lost our keys, mate! 536 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,960 [ Laughs ] 537 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,397 Oh, my God. Are you drunk? 538 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,165 You smelled that, huh? Yeah, she is. 539 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,867 No! I'm pretty. 540 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,005 She's been super confident 541 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,408 since some guy on the Strip thought she was prostitute. 542 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,677 He told me I should be on a flier. 543 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,078 Has she been like this all weekend? 544 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,980 No, no. She started out like her. 545 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:50,049 She dragged us to the Neon Museum 546 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,352 and the Car Museum and the Wax Museum -- 547 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,186 I met Barry Manilow. 548 00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,989 He's so quiet, and he smells like a candle. 549 00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,125 Oh. 550 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,461 Then I got her to drink a yard of margaritas, 551 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,430 and, well, here we are. 552 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:06,032 She's this, 553 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:08,668 and I've been playing panty police all weekend. 554 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,703 She even got us thrown out of M&M World. 555 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,104 Are those things related? 556 00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:16,008 I asked the yellow one to show me his nuts. 557 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,545 That was a security guard, Jean. 558 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,847 Ah. My sweet spot! 559 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,551 Oh, wait. This isn't my house! 560 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:25,752 Yes, it is.