1 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,108 Jackie, honey, 2 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:08,976 you've alphabetized my whole house. 3 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:09,977 Are you okay? 4 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:11,645 You have paprika before cumin. 5 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:13,714 Are you okay? [ Chuckles ] 6 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,483 It's just since you broke up with Hank, 7 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:16,550 you've been a little... 8 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:18,886 Salt goes on the table, crazy! 9 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,821 [ Chuckles ] ...intense. 10 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:22,156 It's understandable. 11 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:23,891 It's not just the breakup. 12 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,059 You quit your job on impulse, 13 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:26,827 and now you have no money coming in. 14 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,762 This pep talk is a lot like the one you gave me 15 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:31,132 after I lost student council, and you consoled me with, 16 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:32,833 "It's just a popularity contest." 17 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:34,668 I said it then, and I'll say it now. 18 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,704 Smart girls don't need to be popular. 19 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:40,007 Honey, I'm worried about you. 20 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:42,042 Don't be. Hank was way too old for me. 21 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:44,011 It's not like commercial real-estate management 22 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:45,379 was my dream job. 23 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:47,115 This is a chance to reset my life. 24 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,849 [ Door opens ] And your life. 25 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:50,751 Oh, God, she got you, too. 26 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,786 And his life. [ Door closes ] 27 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,622 I'm told my bras are next. 28 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:55,956 What's to organize? 29 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:57,625 There's one sport, two beige, 30 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:00,228 a lacy purple number for my annual mole patrol 31 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:01,562 with my cute dermatologist. 32 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:05,366 Oh, and a leftover nursing bra, because you never know. 33 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:06,634 Oh, I think we know. 34 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:09,069 It's been a nightmare at our place. 35 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:10,571 I mean, I couldn't even take a shower this morning 36 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:12,273 because she was cleaning the grout in the tub. 37 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:15,008 I got a new grout pen. What was I supposed to do? 38 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:16,410 You're going through a breakup. 39 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:18,146 You're supposed to use the bathtub for crying 40 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:19,847 and eating your feelings. 41 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:22,049 I'm not a Gilmore girl. I'm an adult woman. 42 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:23,284 And I'm unemployed now. 43 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,253 I have time to improve the world around me. 44 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:27,221 I'm like Gandhi. 45 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:28,956 She's worked her whole life. 46 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,891 When she was 13, she got a fake I.D. 47 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:32,226 just so she could work at Dairy Queen. 48 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,963 You need to focus on having some fun, sweetie. 49 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,199 Yeah, this is your Renaissance. 50 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:39,500 Or your rock bottom. 51 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,068 Both look the same on you. 52 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:43,637 Either way, now is your time to play. 53 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,639 Lane's right. You're young. 54 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,608 You have no responsibilities. 55 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:50,077 Go out and grab yourself a Bloody Mary. 56 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:51,479 I'm not really a Bloody Mary person. 57 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,181 I don't like my alcohol to taste like soup. 58 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:54,982 You know what? 59 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,117 I'm going out with my new friends from voice class. 60 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:59,353 They're crazy fun. You're coming with us. 61 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:00,288 Why? 62 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:01,622 Because you're stuck. 63 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:04,225 You're replacing feelings with weird busywork. 64 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:06,126 It's not healthy. It's sad. 65 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:08,095 And your sad is making me sad. 66 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,130 It's what she's always done. 67 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:11,732 When she lost that job at Dairy Queen, 68 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:14,235 she still snuck in to do their inventory. 69 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:18,172 Oh, Lane's right. You need to get out. 70 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:20,508 Live it up. Let your hair down. Get out. 71 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:21,842 You said "get out" twice. 72 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:25,112 Don't read into it, baby. Just get out. 73 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:28,949 Bye, you guys. Have a great time. 74 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:31,652 I'll just be here, thinking about you. 75 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,857 Hey, how's, uh -- how's Jackie doing? 76 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,326 Yeah, we don't need to do all that. 77 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:39,260 Oh, good. 78 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:45,366 *** 79 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:51,539 *** 80 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:54,675 -- Captions by VITAC -- 81 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,413 [ Both moaning ] 82 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:03,751 I'm glad we decided that kissing was okay. Yeah, me, too. 83 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,753 We've kissed like 15 times in 2 days. Ooh. 84 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,388 I mean, I had to replace my ChapStick. 85 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,189 Oh, God. Danny, you're counting? 86 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:10,658 Sorry. Sorry. It's a habit. 87 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,726 I-I used to have this contest over the summer 88 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,095 with my mate Brendo, and my record was always two. 89 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:16,630 Oh. And one of those was my Nana. 90 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:18,332 And the other one was my other Nana. 91 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:19,600 I'm having a much better year. 92 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:22,236 I'm glad. But you can stop now. Okay. 93 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:23,971 Actually, do you mind if I quickly call Brendo? 94 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:25,373 I'm like 14 kisses away from his record. 95 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:28,376 [ Chuckles ] This is okay, right? 96 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:29,577 Okay? I would say it's great. 97 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,111 I'd say it's better than great. 98 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:33,113 I mean, except for that one where my lip bled. 99 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:35,416 Oh, sorry about that. I have a sharp tooth. 100 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,751 It comes in handy with those pistachios 101 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,253 that aren't all the way open. 102 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:40,854 [ Moans ] 103 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:43,357 Actually, why did you ask if this was okay? 104 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:44,892 Are you okay? Oh, yeah. 105 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:48,128 I just...wanted to make sure that we were in the clear. Yeah. 106 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:51,499 I-It's just I know that you're separated, 107 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,367 but, technically, you're still married. 108 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:55,235 Mm. I mean, I know it's just kissing. 109 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:56,404 Yeah, it's just -- 110 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:57,871 I mean, in Europe, that's like a handshake. 111 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:00,541 In Australia, we call kissing "the European handshake." 112 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:02,910 Do you? No, but I really want that record. 113 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,244 But -- But, seriously, 114 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:06,213 I-I-I don't want to make you feel guilty or anything. 115 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:08,316 Like, I'll do whatever you want to do. 116 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:09,550 I just want to kiss. 117 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,552 I was hoping that's what you wanted to do. 118 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:12,653 Ow! Ow! Oh, sorry. 119 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,221 No, it's good -- it's a good -- 120 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,089 it's a good "ow." Oh, okay. 121 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:19,259 *** 122 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:20,628 Oh, hey, babe. 123 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,963 Um, is it okay if I take the two top shelves 124 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,732 of this closet? 125 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,133 Yeah. You don't have to ask me. 126 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,435 This is our place now, baby. 127 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:30,571 You are my fiancée. 128 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:31,905 I know. It's exciting. 129 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:33,273 But let's be chill about it. 130 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:35,343 You know, fiancée like Beyoncé. 131 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:37,611 Fiancée. Uh, hold that thought. 132 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:39,413 With all this moving-in craziness, 133 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:41,749 I've gotten super behind on my sponsored Instagram posts. 134 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,317 The brands are getting pissed. 135 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:45,453 Do me a favor and hold this for me, m'kay? 136 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:46,854 Okay. What do I have to say? 137 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,322 Oh, no, you'll be muted for sure. 138 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,257 I just need visuals of your cute face. 139 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:52,192 [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 140 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:56,464 Is this energy drink safe? 141 00:04:56,597 --> 00:05:00,334 The warning label says, "See you on the other side." 142 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:01,769 Oh, yeah. No, that's just fun marketing. 143 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,437 Um, but don't drink more than one 144 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:06,006 or you give up your right to pursue legal action. 145 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:08,409 Ah. [ Can hisses ] 146 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:09,577 Well, this is great. 147 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:10,878 Mm-hmm. 148 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,580 Ew. This burns. [ Camera shutter clicking ] 149 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:13,981 But everything else is great. 150 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:15,315 [ Coughs ] Mm-hmm. 151 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:16,450 Oh, I thought your clothes 152 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:17,485 would take up more space in our closet, 153 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,853 but it is a perfect fit, just like us. 154 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,321 Totes. Plus, it's easier 155 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:24,091 'cause I'll still keep most of my clothes at my apartment. 156 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:26,960 Uh, because you're leaving them for the next renter? 157 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,696 No, because I'm keeping my apartment. 158 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,898 What are you talking about? 159 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:34,301 Freddie, don't get dramatic. It's just a backup. 160 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:36,036 You know, it's like car insurance. 161 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,305 I didn't want to smash into that telephone pole, 162 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,040 but when I did, I was glad to have it. 163 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:43,511 And I don't want anything bad to happen between us, 164 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:45,479 but if it does, I'm glad to know 165 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:47,314 that I have hardwood floors, a peek of the ocean, 166 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:49,550 and original Hollywood Regency molding. 167 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:53,521 It doesn't say "diarrhea" on here. 168 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:55,689 Freddie, it's okay. 169 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:57,758 I already moved the most important thing here -- 170 00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:59,326 my heart. [ Chuckles ] 171 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:02,195 And my pug pillow. [ Squeals ] 172 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:04,164 Also important. Yay! 173 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:05,433 It's like having a real pug. 174 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:09,870 Have we kissed in the kitchen yet? 175 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,505 We have. But we haven't kissed in my kitchen. 176 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:12,506 The tile's different. 177 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,074 Let's do it. Yeah, yeah. 178 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:18,579 Oh! Hey. Hello, Freddie. 179 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,713 Hi, honey. 180 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:23,216 I was just going over to Danny's to... 181 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:27,788 replace his carpet with... other carpet. 182 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:29,923 And then we were going to -- Jean, stop. Stop. 183 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:32,359 Hey, Mom, I-I need to talk to you. 184 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:33,694 Oh, honey, it's fine. 185 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,162 People do it in Europe all the time. 186 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:36,430 Ew! God! 187 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:37,531 You guys were doing it? 188 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:38,999 No, just kissing. 189 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:41,769 I don't know why, but that's worse. 190 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,737 Just don't tell me any more. 191 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:45,238 The less you say, the less I'll picture. 192 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:48,108 I-I'm gonna go back to my place and, uh, clean the tile. 193 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,177 Uh, which is also from Europe, interestingly enough. 194 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:51,211 You can just leave, Danny. 195 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:53,380 Yeah, copy that. Yep. Ciao, ciao. 196 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:56,884 What's going on, honey? [ Sighs ] 197 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:58,552 Well, Celia's moving in with me, 198 00:06:58,686 --> 00:06:59,920 but she's keeping her apartment. 199 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:01,254 That's weird, right? 200 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:03,123 That does seem weird. Yeah. 201 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,892 It's like she wants to keep one foot out the door. 202 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:07,394 One foot out the door? [ Chuckles ] What? 203 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:09,897 Does she think she can do better than you? 204 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,899 She can't. Believe me, I've tried. 205 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:15,503 Hey, Mom, I-I'm engaged. You're kissing a guy. 206 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,437 Maybe it's time to stop saying things like that. 207 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:18,506 Okay. 208 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:20,273 But just know that I believe it. 209 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:23,644 [ Sighs ] I just think Celia's scared. 210 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,446 And she doesn't even know this weirdness. 211 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:28,281 She's never seen a successful relationship. 212 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:30,250 Her parents divorced when she was super young, 213 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:32,486 and then they both got remarried and divorced again. 214 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,887 I just think she's having trouble 215 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:35,823 believing in the "happily ever after." Mm. 216 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,157 I knew she had trust issues, 217 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,826 but I thought once we were engaged, she was past it. 218 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,093 Do you think... 219 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:41,428 Can you go talk to her? 220 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:42,863 Why me? 221 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,431 I mean, she needs someone in her life 222 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:45,833 who's had a stable, successful marriage. 223 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,802 And, plus, Mom, she kind of worships you. 224 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:50,470 Worships? 225 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:51,672 That makes sense. 226 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,474 Oh, I could talk to her. 227 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:58,011 Our family's full of happy, stable marriages. 228 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:01,782 My Grandpa and Grammy were married for 67 years. 229 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,484 She died at his funeral. 230 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:07,287 They used the same hole. 231 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,856 You know, Mom, I know you love that story, 232 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,324 but maybe make it sound a little bit more romantic. 233 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,460 What's more romantic than that? 234 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,729 Okay, fine. I'll skip the death hole. 235 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:18,498 *** 236 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:21,569 [ Indistinct conversations ] 237 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:24,638 I am starving. What is taking so long? 238 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:25,939 I thought you made a reservation. 239 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,208 So it's taking longer. No big deal. 240 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,544 We still have bar snacks and each other. 241 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:32,780 Yeah. Fun is about the in-between moments. 242 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,314 Oh, yeah? 243 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:36,550 Well, I'm in between rage and a one-star Yelp review. 244 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:39,519 This place freshly picks their ingredients for every order, 245 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,488 so timing can be unpredictable. 246 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:44,257 Sometimes, they let the guests pick their own parsley 247 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:45,693 from the rooftop garden. 248 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:47,027 It's so fun. 249 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,829 Do you know what's fun? 250 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,530 Is when you pick something from the menu, 251 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:51,699 and then they bring it to you. 252 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:55,969 Excuse me? 253 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,470 We've been waiting for 20 minutes. 254 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:58,471 We had a reservation. 255 00:08:58,606 --> 00:08:59,740 Oh, yes. I'm so sorry. 256 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,209 We'll seat you as soon as there's a table available. 257 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,845 There are at least three empty tables. 258 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,847 We reserve three tables for walk-ups. 259 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,381 It's policy. 260 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:09,850 Okay, can we cancel our reservation 261 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,251 and say that we're a walk-up? 262 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,353 That wouldn't be fair to the real walk-ups. 263 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:14,487 That's policy. 264 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:15,689 Okay, my friends and I 265 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:17,057 are trying to have a really fun night, 266 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,892 and I don't think your manager would apprec-- 267 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,594 We're happy to wait. I'm so sorry. 268 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,896 Please let us bring the farm to our table. 269 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:28,602 Jackie, tonight was supposed to be about you having fun, 270 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:29,903 but you're making it really hard. 271 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,639 Like, I didn't know fun could be hard. 272 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,040 Okay, I can be fun, alright? 273 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,375 I would be a lot more fun with a napkin on my lap, 274 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:36,409 but I can be fun. 275 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:37,711 Yes. That's the spirit. 276 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:39,212 Go grab yourself a drink. 277 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,782 Okay, well, who's gonna light a fire under Little Miss Policy? 278 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,583 I'll take care of her. 279 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,585 You just go show them why you put on mascara tonight. 280 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:51,725 Can you pretend I'm heated and pushing really hard 281 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:55,495 for our table to satisfy my type-"A" friend over there? 282 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,531 I also work in customer service, 283 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,600 so I know how thankless this job can be. 284 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,069 You're doing great. 285 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,338 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are we doing? 286 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:06,606 I-I thought when I said have a drink, 287 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,275 you were gonna have, like, a Chardonnay, 288 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,443 not drink like a prospector coming into town for supplies. 289 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:13,113 Relax. We're just doing a shot. 290 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,982 Shot! Three shots! 291 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,384 Uh-oh. You said "shot." 292 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,953 You got to take a shot. Got to take a shot. 293 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,722 Jackie, maybe pace yourself. 294 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:23,891 Lane said "pace yourself." 295 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,158 You got to take a shot! Got to take a shot. 296 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:27,695 That's -- That's not how drinking games work. 297 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:30,263 He said "work." You got to take a shot! 298 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:31,765 [ Chuckles ] 299 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:33,466 "Have fun." I'm really fun. 300 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,602 I'm being so fun right now, it's crazy. 301 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:38,338 *** 302 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,773 Oh, hi. Hi. 303 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,809 So excited that you're here. 304 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:44,177 Finally have some one-on-one time. 305 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,779 Oh, I was thrilled when you called. 306 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:48,248 I need a necklace model for one of my sponsored posts. 307 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:49,783 You want me to model? 308 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,318 That makes sense. 309 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,787 The brand wants me to promote this to my followers 310 00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:57,791 as the perfect gift for moms and grandmas. Huh. 311 00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:01,594 They asked for a mature clavicle. Ugh. 312 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,663 I just wanted to, um, you know, check in, 313 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,298 make sure that you were doing okay. 314 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:08,268 So much has happened since the engagement. Mm. 315 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:11,604 Everything okay with you? Totally. 316 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,406 Okay. Give me more. [ Camera shutter clicking ] 317 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,742 [ Chuckles ] Less. 318 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:18,011 Give me none. I'll do it. 319 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,414 Why aren't you giving up your apartment? 320 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:24,117 What? Oh, did Freddie tell you that? 321 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,453 I knew he wasn't going to get pizza. 322 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,856 Look, Jean, it's no big deal. 323 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,490 The apartment's just my backup, 324 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,692 because, you know, love dies, and it's rent-controlled. 325 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:35,863 Love dies? And it's rent-controlled. 326 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,898 Give me a little hair toss. 327 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,800 You know what, Celia? Sit down. 328 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,202 I-I want to tell you about my Grammy and Grandpa. 329 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:45,372 Jean, Freddie has nothing to worry about. 330 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,640 I've just seen a lot of relationships end. 331 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:50,377 I saw my mom fall in and out of a million of them, 332 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,179 never thinking about her future. 333 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,747 Every time she got the hots for some guy, 334 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,683 she'd just run headfirst and end up losing everything. 335 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,819 I'm just protecting myself. 336 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,254 Like you're protecting yourself with Danny. 337 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,557 Oh, we're nowhere near the stuff that needs protection yet. 338 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,127 I've seen the chemistry between you two. 339 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,229 But until those divorce papers are signed, 340 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:10,764 you're not giving away anything. 341 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,365 Right. 342 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,868 Certainly wouldn't give it away 17 times. 343 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:17,270 Yeah, and I learned from watching you, 344 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,839 because who knows what's gonna happen? 345 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,173 I've seen it all. 346 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:21,741 His ex-wife could come back at the last minute, 347 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,576 get the house, and where are you gonna live? 348 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:26,046 She could do that? I've seen it all. 349 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,915 Or maybe they reconcile. 350 00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,917 They could do that? I've seen it all. 351 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,284 What about me? 352 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,120 He might want to keep you on the side, 353 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,888 but you're not gonna want to do that. 354 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,723 Unless you do. I don't. 355 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,292 No judgment. I said I've seen it all. 356 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:43,296 That's why you stick to your guns, am I right? 357 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:47,801 Okay, now pretend like you fell asleep watching the news. 358 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,803 Okay. Mm-hmm. 359 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:52,439 [ Sighs ] But don't block the necklace. 360 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,641 Oh, yes. 361 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,945 Sleeping Beauty over here. 362 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:03,516 [ Knock on door ] 363 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,118 Hey, how'd everything go? 364 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,419 Do you want to order some dinner? 365 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:07,754 We have to stop. 366 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,690 Is this because the delivery driver saw you with your robe open? 367 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,125 I can answer the door this time. 368 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,962 But, FYI, that was probably the best day of his life. 369 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:18,165 No. The kissing. I-It has to stop. 370 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,967 Why? What is it? 371 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,601 Is it -- Is it the -- the counting? 372 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,236 Would you prefer I close my eyes? 373 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,772 No. But, yeah. But not now. 374 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,742 Hey. Hey, Mom, I thought you were gonna talk to Celia. 375 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,578 I did. We had a great conversation. 376 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:32,712 Yeah? Really? 377 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,147 Is that why she's keeping her apartment? 378 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,984 My God, Mom. I'm gonna lose her, aren't I? 379 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,152 Oh, honey, you're not gonna lose her. 380 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:40,487 She loves you. 381 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,523 Sometimes a woman just needs to protect herself. 382 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,625 Protect herself from what? Men. 383 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:47,995 Uh-oh. That's never good. 384 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:52,765 Celia and I are just realists when it comes to relationships. 385 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,001 Celia and I? Celia and I? 386 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,870 Yeah, she really opened up my eyes. 387 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,306 Smart cookie. A lot of levels to her. 388 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,473 I'm one of her models. 389 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,943 Sorry. Is it -- What's going on here? 390 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,344 Why have you changed your mind? 391 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,213 I mean, we've made out all over this apartment. 392 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,281 Eugh! 393 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:09,482 Why are you bailing? 394 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:10,984 Yeah, I mean, Celia accepted my proposal. 395 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,185 Why is she bailing? 396 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:13,820 Well, we're taking care of ourselves. 397 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,989 Well, it really sounds like you're bailing on us. 398 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,891 Yeah, it does kind of sound like you're bailing on us. 399 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,927 Well, we're sorry you feel that way. 400 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,428 Well, we're getting a little tired of this. 401 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,862 So now you have to make a decision. 402 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,031 Are you in, or are you out? 403 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,065 Is that an ultimatum? 404 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,233 Yeah, I'm not with him. 405 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,434 No, no. I'm -- I'm putting my foot down. 406 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,569 Oh, well, if the man is putting his foot down, 407 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,039 I guess the woman's feet have to respond. Mm-hmm. 408 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,974 What's that, feet? Oh, this way? 409 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,708 Bye. 410 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,881 Dude, did we just break up with my mom? 411 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,917 [ Sighs ] 412 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,953 Look, I'm totally on your side, 413 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,688 but what the hell is taking so long? 414 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,523 My uptight friend is getting wasted right now 415 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:51,891 with this girl Wanda, 416 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,360 who's way more of a party girl than you'd think 417 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,428 for somebody workshopping Neil Diamond covers in class. 418 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,496 Your table is ready. 419 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,864 Thank you for your excellent work. 420 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,934 And that's when I realized 421 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:05,272 I could make a lot of money selling my dirty socks online. 422 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,906 Our table is ready. Mm. 423 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,142 So let's eat, start rehydrating. 424 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,410 Where's Jackie? 425 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,079 You mean crying girl? 426 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,947 I think she went to the bathroom. 427 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,282 Crying girl? 428 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,750 When did she start crying? 429 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:20,087 After we switched to tequila. 430 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,821 Classic sob and rally. 431 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,557 Wanda, you have not helped me at all tonight. 432 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,060 *** 433 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,561 I mean, are we? You know? 434 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,098 Are -- Are we the crazy ones for believing in love? 435 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,000 No, we're not crazy. 436 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,436 I feel a little bit crazy. 437 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,405 Maybe I put too much pressure on Celia to commit. 438 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,173 I mean, is it wrong I wanted to lock her down? 439 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,042 Ew! God! 440 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,444 "Lock her down" sounds so wrong. 441 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,114 I mean, am I supposed to chase after your mum and apologize? 442 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,415 I don't know, man. You're the therapist. 443 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,749 Aren't you a relationship expert? 444 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,751 I don't know, either. She keeps changing the rules. 445 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,853 We were supposed to wait until my divorce was final. 446 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,355 Then, apparently, kissing's okay. 447 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,557 17 times, by the way. 448 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:58,958 And that's sessions, not individuals. 449 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,327 Are you trying to make me run away? 450 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,429 Sorry. Where could she be? 451 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:05,298 I don't know, man, but there is one way to find out. 452 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,634 I set her up on a locator app after she got lost in the city. 453 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:11,338 I put a tracker on Celia for...emergencies. 454 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,606 [ Cellphone dings ] 455 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,275 Oh, got 'em. Huh. 456 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,544 I see you! 457 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,247 I'm gonna delete it as soon as we're done. 458 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,414 I think so. 459 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,416 *** 460 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,185 Jackie? 461 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,787 Hi. 462 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,090 Aw, Jacks. 463 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,359 What happened? 464 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,127 I don't know. 465 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,096 I just started crying. 466 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,831 I came in here to regroup and I saw myself in the mirror 467 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,667 and I looked like one of those drunk, crying girls 468 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,503 on a reality show, which made me cry again. 469 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,706 I'm sorry about tonight. This is all my fault. 470 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,642 Yeah, it is. Thank you. 471 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,211 Thank me? Why? 472 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,613 You made me loosen up. 473 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,582 Look at how loose I am. 474 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:59,586 Yeah, but you were supposed to have fun. 475 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,020 [ Chuckles ] 476 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,956 I am having fun. 477 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,893 It's so exhausting being in control all the time, 478 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,861 pushing everything down. 479 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:12,699 I needed to be sad about my breakup and my unemployment. 480 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,535 Oh, no, I think I'm gonna cry again. 481 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:18,037 But silver lining -- you know what I realized? 482 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,307 I watched myself in the mirror, 483 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,475 and I'm a really pretty crier. 484 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,145 Yes. 485 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,013 You are. 486 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:31,017 I never could have done this on my own. 487 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,452 Do you want to talk more about it? 488 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:36,022 No. I think I just want to be sad and cry some more. 489 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,030 I think I'm dehydrated. 490 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,233 Let's get some food in you. 491 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,234 Tacos? 492 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,669 [ Gasps ] Yes! Yes! 493 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,871 Tacos! 494 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,173 [ Both laugh ] 495 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,842 Celia, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, too. 496 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,210 To you. 497 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,077 We're okay, aren't we, Celia? 498 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,312 Sure. Yeah. 499 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,749 I didn't mean to freak out. 500 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,717 No, I freaked out, too. 501 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,586 Freddie, I-I think I just need a minute 502 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,221 to get used to everything. 503 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:09,589 You can have all the time you want. 504 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,258 I just got so caught up in what I wanted, 505 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,759 I stopped thinking about what you needed. 506 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,561 I figured, when I got engaged, that we'd live together, 507 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:15,728 but we don't have to. 508 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,096 I'm flexible. 509 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,266 Only an idiot would put his foot down. 510 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,601 Okay, you don't have to stand on me to make yourself tall. 511 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,937 What's important is that we stay together. 512 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:27,274 We didn't have any of these issues before we were engaged, 513 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,309 so if it's too much pressure, let's just take a step back. 514 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,345 I guess what I'm trying to say is... 515 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,447 [ Gasps ] 516 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:37,650 ...Celia, will you keep your apartment? 517 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,319 Oh, my God. 518 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,320 Yes. 519 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,555 A thousand times, yes! 520 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,157 Oh! Ooh, this is cute, 521 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,993 but let's go do it at my place and film it for the 'Gram. 522 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,962 Uh, so, when you say "do it," 523 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,499 you mean the apartment proposal, right? 524 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,066 Not it? Yes. 525 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,067 Oh. Yes? 526 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:55,968 Yes. Yes. 527 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,070 Oh, good. [ Chuckles ] 528 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,308 [ Door closes ] 529 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:05,278 Well, I really hope my apology works, 'cause he was my ride. 530 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,214 Let's hear it. Okay. 531 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,081 I overreacted, 532 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:11,451 um, because I thought we were finally 533 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,152 getting on the road with our thing, you know? 534 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,188 And I felt like you were putting the brakes on again. 535 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,023 I was excited, too. 536 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,558 But you're married. 537 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,159 Only for two more months. It counts. 538 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,729 It's just kissing. It counts. You literally counted. 539 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,199 I-I was really clear when we first met 540 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,801 that I needed to wait until you were free 541 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,303 to be in a relationship with me. 542 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,371 But then you kissed me. 543 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,872 Doesn't matter who kissed who. 544 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,173 You kissed me. Okay, fine. 545 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,808 Yeah. I-I shouldn't have done that. 546 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,611 I should have stuck to my guns. I used to have standards. 547 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,880 Suddenly, I'm forcing my daughter to day-drink 548 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,450 so I can try and set kissing records with a married man. 549 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,151 Not try. Did. 550 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,655 I don't want to change who I am to be with you. 551 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,223 I don't want you to change, either. 552 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,225 I like who you are. Oh, good. 553 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:56,195 Because I'm someone who likes to do things the right way. 554 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,130 I-It's like my Grammy used to say -- 555 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:01,334 "You don't put up posters when the house is still in escrow." 556 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:04,203 She was a Realtor, but it's a good metaphor. 557 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,273 Okay, well, I can wait. And you know what? 558 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,241 In two months, by the grace of Judge Munsey, 559 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,542 I will be free and clear. 560 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,178 Then, in two months, I'll be ready. 561 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,080 [ Chuckles ] For kissing. 562 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,181 And other stuff. 563 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,550 Other stuff. Sounds promising. 564 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,686 Don't get too excited. I'm from Iowa. 565 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,191 Thanks for taking care of our girl. 566 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,859 Looks like you cured her. 567 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,828 My bras can rest easy. [ Chuckles ] 568 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,364 She just needed to let loose and feel her feelings. 569 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:34,901 Hey, Australian guy, let's keep the bacon flowing. 570 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,303 [ Glass clinking ] 571 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,404 Oh, loud, loud, loud, loud, loud, loud. 572 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,372 Oh, sorry. 573 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:40,640 Since we're all gathered here, 574 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,208 I thought it was a good chance to say something. 575 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,377 Do I have to wait for her to finish, or can I eat? 576 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:47,714 Falling in love is easy, but relationships are harder. 577 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:48,981 I'm gonna eat. 578 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,785 They say if you love something, set it free. 579 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:56,289 And, Freddie, you loved me so unconditionally 580 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:57,590 that you set me free. 581 00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,859 But as soon as I was, all I could think about was, 582 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,528 if I found someone special enough 583 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,796 to make me feel safe being myself, 584 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,398 I better lock it down. 585 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,634 I kind of like it when you say it. 586 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:11,904 Freddie Raines, will you help me break my lease? 587 00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,874 Yes. Yes! [ Laughs ] 588 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,710 I'm so happy for you guys. Oh, love lives. 589 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,579 Um, I'm happy for you, 590 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,247 but, um, didn't we already do this? 591 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:24,451 ***