1 00:00:03,612 --> 00:00:05,570 I'm so happy we decided to make Sunday dinners 2 00:00:05,744 --> 00:00:07,311 a weekly thing again.Yeah. 3 00:00:07,485 --> 00:00:09,444 Makes it really feel like home. 4 00:00:09,618 --> 00:00:11,968 I guess, if home were a tiny renovated garage 5 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:13,578 owned by a semi-divorced Australian. 6 00:00:13,752 --> 00:00:15,406 Ooh. Don't mind her. 7 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:16,364 She's just grumpy 'cause she's the only one 8 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:17,887 at the table without a dinner date. 9 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:19,236 It's not a date.It's not a date. 10 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,151 Okay. Yeah. I was just trying to burn Jackie. 11 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:23,414 Don't really need to know your details. 12 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:25,938 Thank you again for inviting me, Mother Raines. 13 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:28,332 We've been looking forward to it all week. 14 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:30,943 That's right, everybody. We're a "we," and we love it. 15 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:33,598 And yes, we know how cute we are. 16 00:00:33,772 --> 00:00:36,210 [ Chuckles ] Of course, Victor. 17 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:38,299 Lane's person is my person. 18 00:00:38,473 --> 00:00:40,562 I love that I'm your person. 19 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:42,520 So, wait, now everyone just calls my mother "Mother" 20 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:44,522 and introduces her to their "person"? 21 00:00:44,696 --> 00:00:46,829 You know, it's funny, when I first met Freddie, it was -- 22 00:00:47,003 --> 00:00:49,440 You know, Jackie, I asked you to bring your person. 23 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:51,399 Every week. 24 00:00:51,573 --> 00:00:52,748 I've told you I'd like to meet him. 25 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:53,836 I think we'd all like to meet him. 26 00:00:54,010 --> 00:00:55,403 Why? So you can make fun? 27 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:56,969 Yes. Of course we'd make fun. 28 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:59,494 You're dating a guy who is almost 70, Jackie. 29 00:00:59,668 --> 00:01:03,106 It's not like he's gonna hear us, is an example. 30 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,586 Okay, and that is why it's never happening. 31 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:05,674 [ Cellphone chimes ] 32 00:01:05,848 --> 00:01:07,458 -I'm sorry. -Oh. 33 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:09,156 You know, I dated an older man once, 34 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:10,679 but he kept calling me "baby" 35 00:01:10,853 --> 00:01:12,594 and then for some reason, I started calling him "Daddy." 36 00:01:12,768 --> 00:01:14,465 It was hot until he got sick. 37 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:17,381 [ Clears throat ] 38 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:20,254 Well, looks like we found a wine that Celia likes. 39 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:22,604 -[ Chuckles ] -I'll grab another. 40 00:01:22,778 --> 00:01:24,345 [ Cellphone chimes ]Oh, I'm so sorry. 41 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:25,650 Everything okay? 42 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:27,391 Yeah, just Cheryl. We're having a thing. 43 00:01:27,565 --> 00:01:29,698 O-Oh. Right. 44 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:31,917 I'm aware of you and your not-quite-ex-wife's "thing." 45 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,745 Deal with it later. 46 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:35,007 I'll serve the cake. 47 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:36,400 So, Jackie. Nope. 48 00:01:36,574 --> 00:01:37,749 I already went. Pick on Freddie. 49 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:40,317 This man is in your life, 50 00:01:40,491 --> 00:01:42,145 for however long -- His kidneys hold up. 51 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:44,060 His liver keeps functioning. 52 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:46,018 He lives? I don't know. I'm just spitballing. 53 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:48,238 He's your boyf-- man -- old -- 54 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:49,587 What do you call him? 55 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:52,024 His name is Hank, okay? I call him Hank. 56 00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:54,244 Look, you guys can make all the fun you want, 57 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:55,550 but the reason you haven't met him 58 00:01:55,724 --> 00:01:56,768 is because you've never accepted my choices. 59 00:01:56,942 --> 00:01:58,466 Clothes, boyfriends. 60 00:01:58,640 --> 00:01:59,728 Remember when I got bangs 61 00:01:59,902 --> 00:02:00,816 and you all got me hats for Christmas? 62 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:02,470 [ Chuckles ]Well, honey, 63 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:03,601 your hair's way too wavy for bangs, and you know it. 64 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:06,300 Exactly my point. 65 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:07,692 Just bring Old Hank to dinner. 66 00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:09,825 I mean Hank. Just Hank. 67 00:02:09,999 --> 00:02:11,522 We'll be on our best behavior. 68 00:02:11,696 --> 00:02:12,610 We can do that, right, Freddie? 69 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:14,351 Oh, yeah. Of course. I was just kidding. 70 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:16,484 Bring him, Jackie. We'll be nice. 71 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:18,486 We'll get him some soft foods, we'll crank up the heat, 72 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:19,791 we'll add some railing in the bathroom. 73 00:02:19,965 --> 00:02:21,532 Nailed it. [ Chuckles ] 74 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:23,360 I can't. Love has changed me. 75 00:02:23,534 --> 00:02:25,623 Alright, fine. I will bring him. 76 00:02:25,797 --> 00:02:27,495 But if any of you embarrass me, 77 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:29,366 I'll never share another detail about my life with you again. 78 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:30,454 Well, this feels like one of those 79 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:31,760 too-good-to-be-true situations. 80 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:33,849 Freddie, stop. 81 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:35,851 You have nothing to worry about, sweetheart. 82 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:37,679 I believe I've shown I can tolerate 83 00:02:37,853 --> 00:02:40,508 all sorts of people in less-than-ideal situations. 84 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:42,771 Oh, Celia, thanks for bringing the cake. 85 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:46,644 Oh, boy. 86 00:02:46,818 --> 00:02:48,603 Are you okay? 87 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:50,648 It's just a little dry. [ Clears throat ] 88 00:02:50,822 --> 00:02:54,826 Really? This cake is blowing up on my Instagram feed. 89 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,350 It's not dry. 90 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:58,308 It's citrusy, delicate, and delicious. 91 00:02:58,482 --> 00:02:59,918 [ Both chuckle ] 92 00:03:00,092 --> 00:03:01,964 Well, I guess everything slides down easier 93 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:02,965 when you have enough wine. 94 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,708 -I like it. -Mm. 95 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:08,231 But maybe everything tastes better when I'm with you. 96 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:09,798 [ Chuckles ] 97 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:10,886 Oh, wait. 98 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,670 Never mind. 99 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:14,672 There is an aftertaste. 100 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:17,066 Even bad food looks good on you. 101 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,460 [ Laughs ] 102 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:24,943 ♪♪♪ 103 00:03:25,117 --> 00:03:39,349 ♪♪♪ 104 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:42,526 Freddie, do you think your mother hates me? 105 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:45,268 What? No. Baby, of course not. 106 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:46,748 My mom's from Iowa. 107 00:03:46,922 --> 00:03:48,184 The only thing she hates 108 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:49,620 is being mistaken for someone from Nebraska. 109 00:03:49,794 --> 00:03:51,318 [ Sighs ] You didn't notice 110 00:03:51,492 --> 00:03:52,493 the subtle digs coming at me all night? 111 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,016 That's crazy. 112 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:55,713 You did not just call me crazy. 113 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,715 Relax. 114 00:03:57,889 --> 00:03:59,543 You did not just tell me to relax. 115 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,632 Jamás en la vida 116 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:03,025 yo he sido loco como ella se atreve pensar asi? 117 00:04:03,199 --> 00:04:04,548 Dios mío. 118 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:07,725 I think I heard something about a train? 119 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,814 Cel, my mom loves everybody. 120 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:10,989 Maybe you just don't get her sense of humor. 121 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:12,252 You know, she's Iowa funny. 122 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:13,775 Yeah, well, she's California mean. 123 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:14,993 I don't understand, Fred. 124 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:16,952 I've never had a boyfriend's mom not like me. 125 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:19,563 I have 100,000 followers, okay? 126 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:21,478 I made a career of being loved. 127 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:23,263 I love you. 128 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:27,484 I've spent my whole life getting parents to like me. 129 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,530 I've had two stepmoms, three stepdads, 130 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:31,401 and one dad's friend named Connie. 131 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:34,143 If I can get Connie to love me, [Scoffs] I can get your mom. 132 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:35,405 Yeah. Before you know it, 133 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:36,537 she'll think I'm too good for you. 134 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:39,191 [ Exhales sharply ] 135 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:40,889 Is that really the win we're looking for? 136 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:44,849 ♪♪♪ 137 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:49,724 It's just an inch off to the left. 138 00:04:49,898 --> 00:04:50,855 Is it? Oh, shoot. 139 00:04:51,029 --> 00:04:52,335 No. It's fine. 140 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:53,380 I'm kidding. What's going on with you? 141 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:55,033 You love Sunday family dinner. 142 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:56,513 Yeah, but this week is different. 143 00:04:56,687 --> 00:04:57,732 I'm just really nervous 144 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:59,821 about meeting Jackie's Old Hank tonight. 145 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:00,996 But you're the one who wanted him to come. 146 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:02,432 Why are you stressed about it? 147 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:04,608 Because Jackie thinks I judge her terrible choices, 148 00:05:04,782 --> 00:05:06,741 and I need to show her that I'm capable 149 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:09,439 of accepting her disastrous life decisions. 150 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:11,659 Okay, I'm gonna suggest a different toast, but yeah. 151 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,400 I just don't know how I'm supposed to accept the fact 152 00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:15,924 that my 25-year-old daughter is dating someone 153 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:18,230 who's 25 years older than me. 154 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:20,102 I thought you said he was in his 60s. 155 00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:21,930 Shut up. This isn't about math. 156 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:25,020 I just need to make Old Hank feel comfortable, 157 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:27,501 even if the whole thing makes me wildly uncomfortable. 158 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:30,068 I mean, what do old guys like? 159 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:31,809 [ Inhales sharply ] Old women? 160 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:33,637 No, that's clearly wrong. Sorry. 161 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:35,160 [ Inhales sharply ] 162 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,814 Oh. You look nice. 163 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:39,251 Thank you. You know Hank will appreciate it. 164 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:41,515 Old people are always talking about how much they liked it 165 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:43,560 when passengers dressed up to fly on airplanes. 166 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:44,996 Yeah, uh, but Jean, 167 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:46,694 I'm not staying for dinner tonight, remember? 168 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:48,043 Oh, no. I didn't remember. 169 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:49,261 I have that thing with Cheryl. 170 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:50,872 Oh, right. 171 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:53,265 Uh, you actually never told me what that thing was. 172 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,397 Didn't I? Mm. 173 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:55,964 [ Chuckles ] Thought I did. No. 174 00:05:56,138 --> 00:05:57,792 Hmm. 175 00:05:57,966 --> 00:05:58,706 Should I tell you now, or is this -- 176 00:05:58,880 --> 00:05:59,707 It'll add to the stress of all the -- 177 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:01,317 Yeah, I'll tell you now. 178 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:02,884 So, Cheryl and I have these old friends, 179 00:06:03,058 --> 00:06:04,364 and they're getting married, 180 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:05,800 but they don't know that we're getting un-married, 181 00:06:05,974 --> 00:06:06,844 and there was just never a good time to tell them, 182 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:09,630 and so, uh, funny story -- 183 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:11,458 Cheryl and I are agreeing to go to the wedding together. 184 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:13,198 Keep up appearances. 185 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,678 You know, for old friends, you know? 186 00:06:14,852 --> 00:06:16,245 In and out, not a big deal. 187 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:17,507 Mm. 188 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:19,509 Got it. Yeah. 189 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:20,554 Uh, you know, if it helps, we're driving separately. 190 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:21,859 Oh. I mean, kind of. 191 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:23,513 We're meeting at a 7-Eleven parking lot 192 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:24,688 and then we're going in together. 193 00:06:27,343 --> 00:06:29,301 You mad? Nope. 194 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:31,521 You seem mad.I could get mad. 195 00:06:31,695 --> 00:06:33,741 I should go.Yeah, you should. 196 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:36,004 I don't want to make you late with my drama. 197 00:06:36,178 --> 00:06:38,354 Have a nice time with your drama. 198 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:40,008 Okay. I'll, uh -- I'll bring you back some shrimp, 199 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:42,489 maybe, if they have any. 200 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:44,316 You sure you're not mad? 201 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:47,319 ♪♪♪ 202 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:48,799 [ Knock on door ] 203 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:51,672 Oh, hi, Cookie. Where's Victor? 204 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:54,196 Oh, he had to work, but he sends his regards and these. 205 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:56,590 Oh, they're beautiful! 206 00:06:56,764 --> 00:06:59,288 I like this guy for you -- and for me. 207 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:00,376 Ah, yeah, but he's only for me. 208 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:03,248 I don't do that anymore.Ah. 209 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,468 Hey, Mom. Hey, is Jackie here with her man-pa yet? 210 00:07:05,642 --> 00:07:07,905 Her grand-friend? 211 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:08,819 Ah, I'm still working on it. 212 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:11,126 Shh! No, and no more of that. 213 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:12,040 He has a name. 214 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:13,041 It's Old Hank. 215 00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:15,130 Hank! [ Sighs ] 216 00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:18,438 Look at the beautiful flowers that Victor got me. 217 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:20,178 Oh, did that fall off of here? 218 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:22,572 No, no, no. I'm being sponsored by a florist. 219 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:24,574 This is a European hand bouquet. 220 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:25,793 It's supposed to be small. 221 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:28,230 Oh. Lovely. 222 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:31,407 Just not sure I have a vase this...European. 223 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:32,495 [ Chuckles ] 224 00:07:32,669 --> 00:07:33,496 Oh, I have something. 225 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:37,892 See? She loved them. 226 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:39,284 See? 227 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,983 Perfect fit for my toothbrush cup. 228 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:43,724 [ Door opens ] 229 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:47,031 Okay. We are here. 230 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:52,210 Um, Mom, this is Hank, my boss, my...person. 231 00:07:52,384 --> 00:07:53,734 The Bogie to her Bacall. 232 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:55,213 [ Chuckles ] 233 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:57,520 What is that? What are you doing? 234 00:07:57,694 --> 00:07:59,435 It's before your time. 235 00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:00,697 Nice to meet you. Hmm. 236 00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:02,177 May I call you Mom? 237 00:08:02,351 --> 00:08:03,265 You may not. 238 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:04,832 [ Chuckles ] 239 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:06,877 Listen, I know we're all a little anxious, 240 00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:08,836 and I've had enough waitresses 241 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:10,272 tell me my daughter is pretty 242 00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:13,101 to know that this relationship is unconventional. 243 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:14,232 Unconventional? 244 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:16,104 Weird. 245 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:18,802 But just so you know, I care about Jackie. 246 00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:20,804 She keeps me laughing all day long. 247 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:21,849 You're kidding. 248 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:23,198 I'm funny when I want to be. 249 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:24,852 [ Laughs ] 250 00:08:25,026 --> 00:08:25,635 These are for you. 251 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:27,507 Oh. Ooh. 252 00:08:27,681 --> 00:08:31,249 Wow. Those are some serious flowers. 253 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:32,773 She's gonna need a bigger toothbrush cup. 254 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:37,647 ♪♪♪ 255 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:40,215 And why did they get rid of car keys? 256 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:41,651 [ Laughing ] I said the exact same thing yesterday. 257 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:43,740 And twice this morning. 258 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:45,525 They're not keys. They're fobs. 259 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,396 And why did they have to change the name? 260 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:48,963 I said that, too! 261 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:51,269 Are we gonna eat food ever? 262 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:53,358 Also, I miss real bumpers. 263 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,491 I only had an apple for lunch. 264 00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:57,493 I have to say, Hank, 265 00:08:57,667 --> 00:09:00,322 I'm so glad that Jackie finally decided to introduce us. 266 00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:02,672 This has been such a lovely surprise. 267 00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:04,021 -The pleasure is mine. -Mm. 268 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:06,284 I just knew I'd love you all. 269 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:08,025 You're as warm and easy to get along with 270 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:09,200 as Jackie herself. 271 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:10,680 Really? 272 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:12,900 I'm different at work. 273 00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:14,728 I'm gonna check on the pot pie. 274 00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:16,991 Ooh, pot pie is my favorite.Ooh. 275 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:18,862 Guess I'm still an Illinois boy at heart. 276 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:20,690 You're from the Midwest? 277 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:22,213 Oh, I should have guessed. 278 00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:24,128 You can always tell the people from LA. 279 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:25,869 They always have their faces buried in their phones.[ Chuckles ] 280 00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:28,959 And don't get me started on Nebraska. 281 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:31,396 Don't get mestarted on Nebraska. 282 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,790 Seriously. Do not get them started on Nebraska. 283 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,705 [ Chuckles ] Can I help you in the kitchen? 284 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,446 Oh, don't be silly. 285 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,753 You just enjoy yourself. Tonight, you're family. 286 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:41,319 Oh, can I help? 287 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:42,712 Oh, don't be silly. You're a guest. 288 00:09:45,454 --> 00:09:46,150 Can I see you outside, please? 289 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:47,891 Oh, God, yes. 290 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,545 [ Door opens ]Uh, where are you going? 291 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:52,679 And cars used to just have one big front seat... 292 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:53,810 [ Door closes ]...so you could have your girl 293 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:54,768 just slide right up next to you. 294 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,120 I really like Old Hank. 295 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:01,209 He's charming and funny. 296 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:03,080 It just goes to show, you shouldn't judge someone -- 297 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:03,907 I'm breaking up with Hank. 298 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,605 What? 299 00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:06,954 I realized we're not a good match. 300 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:08,303 I think the only reason I was with him 301 00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:10,566 is 'cause I was so lost after Andy left me, 302 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:11,698 and he was there. 303 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,090 But we have nothing in common. 304 00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,136 But now I like him, 305 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,398 and I thought that was the whole point. 306 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:19,009 This is just like when I finally got used to your bangs 307 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:20,315 and then you decided to grow them out. 308 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:22,622 What happened? 309 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,406 I was feeling confused about my feelings for him, 310 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:25,929 but I'm not confused anymore. 311 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:28,366 So, when I was horrified and disapproved, 312 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:29,672 you had no intention of breaking up with him? 313 00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,543 Correct. 314 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,894 But now that I like him and accept the relationship, 315 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,591 you want to end it?Correct. 316 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:38,463 [ Sighs ] What did I do to you? 317 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,943 Do you see it now? 318 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,118 She welcomes everybody into this family 319 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,033 with open arms except for me. 320 00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:44,992 She's practically adopted Lane. 321 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:46,907 She put my flowers in her toothbrush cup. 322 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,473 She's probably gonna press Hank's in a book. 323 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,867 Come on, baby. 324 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:53,000 Hank's flowers are way too big for a book.[ Door opens ] 325 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:54,741 Hey, what are you --Your mother hates me. 326 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,438 Never mind. Lane. 327 00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:57,482 Come back here. 328 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,180 We need your opinion. 329 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:00,311 Look, I don't want to get caught up 330 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:01,965 in the middle of whatever this is. 331 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,184 Plus, I got to get back in with Hank. 332 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,838 He was just about to tell me how hard it was 333 00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:07,057 to understand the words in "Hamilton." 334 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,451 Lane, do you think Jean likes me? 335 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,279 Lane, just say yes, 336 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:12,672 'cause you know my mom likes everybody, right? 337 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,153 Answer the question. 338 00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:17,981 Yeah. Go ahead, Lane. Answer the question. 339 00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:20,375 Okay. 340 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:23,595 I would say I've definitely noticed... 341 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:26,511 Mother Raines is not as... 342 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,819 what's the word? 343 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,429 She doesn't like Celia! Okay? 344 00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:33,040 I don't know why, because Mother Raines likes everyone, 345 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,694 but she definitely has a problem with you. 346 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,478 There. Ha. I knew it. 347 00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,393 I hate that you made me do that. 348 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:41,483 That's not what I do. I'm a spreader of sunshine. 349 00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,746 This dinner party sucks for me. I'm so hungry. 350 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,182 Hmm. See? 351 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:46,880 I told you. Your mother doesn't like me. 352 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,446 I win. 353 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:49,752 Oh, wait. 354 00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,406 Your mom really doesn't like me. 355 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,235 [ Sighs ] 356 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,367 Jackie, you can't treat Hank like this. 357 00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:57,629 You're worried about Hank? 358 00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:58,805 You're supposed to be on myside. 359 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,241 Oh, you're Team Hank. I got it. 360 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:01,633 No, I'm always Team Jackie, 361 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,200 but I guess you're right. 362 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,072 I-I just don't understand your choices. 363 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:06,813 I haven't been making choices. 364 00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,336 I've just been letting life happen to me. 365 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:09,641 I'm not happy with Hank, 366 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,469 but I haven't been able to leave. 367 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,384 So I was counting on you guys to make things horrible tonight 368 00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:15,125 so maybe he would go away on his own 369 00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,387 and I wouldn't have to do anything about it. 370 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:18,128 Oh, Jackie. 371 00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:19,826 Seriously. What did I do to you? 372 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,262 When I was 6, 373 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,133 I wanted to stop being friends with Abigail Hunt, 374 00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:24,874 but you said I had to keep being friends with her 375 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,094 'cause if I didn't, it would hurt her feelings, 376 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:28,835 and I haven't been able to end a relationship since. 377 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,359 Wait. What? 378 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,709 You're saying I really did do this to you? Yes. 379 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,058 You're also the reason that I can't let my food touch 380 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,190 and I don't like hot tubs. 381 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,321 Oh. 382 00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,323 Mom, listen, 383 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,456 if you don't help me scare Hank off, he's never gonna leave, 384 00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:42,979 and I'm gonna be stuck with him forever, too.[ Knock on door ] 385 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,285 [ Sighs ] 386 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:45,416 [ Sighs ] 387 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:48,942 Hey, how's it going? Is it awful? 388 00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,247 How's Old Hank? Is he old? 389 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:53,294 Oh. Hank's fine. Jackie's the problem. 390 00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:54,730 Every time I think I'm on level ground 391 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,950 and I've got a handle on things, she shakes things up. 392 00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:59,213 Oh.Wait. You left Cheryl? 393 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:00,736 Oh, it was a cash bar. 394 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:03,086 There was no shrimp. There was no AC. 395 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,914 I'm sorry I left you.What about your thing? 396 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:05,915 Well, I like our thing better. 397 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,485 Oh, that's just so incredibly nice. 398 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:15,882 What just happened? 399 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,840 Jackie wants to dump Hank, 400 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:19,146 but she can't because she doesn't break up with people. 401 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,321 She just waits for them to leave her, 402 00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:21,539 which is apparently my fault. 403 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,193 No, you kissed me on my mouth. 404 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,021 Oh, so now everything's my fault? 405 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:27,154 Look, I was under duress. [ Chuckles nervously ] 406 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,938 Some people drink in times of stress. 407 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,157 I kiss people. 408 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,811 It's why I file my taxes online now. 409 00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,813 [ Door opens ] 410 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:34,291 Can I see you outside, please? 411 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,076 Oh, God, yes. 412 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,644 ♪♪♪ 413 00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,127 Oh, I have bad news. 414 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,694 Jackie wants to break up with Hank. 415 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:46,956 Hey, Mom, do you hate my girlfriend? 416 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:47,652 She says they have nothing in common. 417 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,306 Answer me. 418 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,960 Celia's been feeling your vibe. 419 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,919 Oh, for corn's sake, my vibe? 420 00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:54,529 Freddie, that's ridiculous. 421 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:55,965 Lane said it, too. 422 00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,315 What? What did Cookie say? 423 00:13:58,489 --> 00:13:59,664 He said that he can tell you don't like Celia, 424 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,362 and it's bothering him -- and her. 425 00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:02,537 Now me. 426 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,104 I can assure you, 427 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,976 I have no opinion about Celia whatsoever. 428 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,978 Mom, now I know that they're right 429 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:11,894 because you have an opinion about literally everything. 430 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,678 You ranted for 45 minutes to me yesterday 431 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,289 about outdoor rugs. 432 00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,030 Well, why do people have rugs outside? 433 00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,292 Outside is for grass. Outside is for dirt. 434 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,468 Mom! 435 00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,252 This is crazy. 436 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:24,167 I love her. 437 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,343 I need to know what you think of her. 438 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:28,215 Okay. 439 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,565 I think it's...great 440 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:33,873 that Celia is comfortable being herself. 441 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,875 All the time. 442 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,051 Mom, I know what that is. 443 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:38,878 That's how you used to say you didn't like a kid 444 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:40,575 when you were a teacher. 445 00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,185 Okay, fine. 446 00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:44,448 I feel like she's the reason we grew apart. 447 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:45,928 O-Once she came into the picture, 448 00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:46,711 I didn't hear from you as much. 449 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,975 You stopped calling me. 450 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,933 But, look, I don't have to love all your girlfriends. 451 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,195 Everyone goes through phases. 452 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,631 You're gonna date all kinds of people. 453 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:55,503 I'm a phase, Freddie? 454 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,679 What? No. No. 455 00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,115 I have to go. 456 00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:00,725 Celia, my mom didn't mean that. 457 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,597 Mom, will you tell her that you didn't mean that? 458 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:03,815 I didn't mean that! 459 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,600 I was under duress! 460 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,210 Celia, wait. 461 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:08,820 Freddie, I have nothing against Celia. 462 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,040 She's just not who I pictured for you long-term. 463 00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,478 Oh, God. Oh, God. 464 00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:17,960 Celia, just wait, please.Freddie, it's okay. 465 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,136 Jean, I don't care if you like me or not, 466 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,268 or if you like my cake, 467 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,226 which is highly rated by celebrities. 468 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,882 Oh, Celia, I don't dislike you or your cake. 469 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:29,015 That's a lie. I dislike your cake. 470 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:30,407 But I have nothing against you. 471 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,192 Mom... 472 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,281 [Sighs] that's just not true. 473 00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:36,022 Celia's right. 474 00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,240 You treat her different than you treat everybody else. 475 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:38,938 You're even on board with Old Hank. 476 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,765 Actually, my uncle is Old Hank. 477 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,158 I'm Little Hank. 478 00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,510 This has nothing to do with Celia. 479 00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,730 I just pictured you with someone different, 480 00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:50,471 someone from the Midwest. 481 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:51,994 [ Sighs ]A family person. 482 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,865 A-A vest person. 483 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:54,823 Quirky, but down to earth. 484 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,216 You know. 485 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,087 So, you? 486 00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,262 You could do worse. 487 00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:00,872 Ugh. Oh, my God. 488 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:06,443 Mom, Celia is my partner. 489 00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,097 I love her. 490 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,490 I want to spend my life with her. 491 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:10,795 Freddie, I don't want to make you choose 492 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,319 between me and your mom. 493 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,494 No, there is -- there's no choice. 494 00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:14,843 Thank you, honey. 495 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:15,887 [ Exhales sharply ] 496 00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,196 Celia... 497 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:21,850 Celia, my life is so much better 498 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,460 with you in it. 499 00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:24,940 I love the way you smile. 500 00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,160 I love the way you curse at me in Spanish -- 501 00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,553 at least, that's what I assume you're doing -- 502 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:30,946 to the way that you just don't mind 503 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,209 watching me play video games for hours on end. 504 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:34,950 You let me be myself, and I want to be with you 505 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,474 for...forever. 506 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:38,649 [ Gasps ] 507 00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,303 Oh, my God. 508 00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:43,741 Celia, will you marry me? 509 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:44,873 Are you sure about this? 510 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,744 100%. 511 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,007 Yes. Ooh. 512 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,704 [ Chuckles ] 513 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:52,402 I want to break up with you. 514 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,318 What? 515 00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:57,190 I'm sorry. I had to do it. 516 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,626 Uh, maybe the timing isn't perfect. 517 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,194 Maybe? 518 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:02,760 I'm sorry. 519 00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,327 It's okay, Jackie. 520 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,242 Breakups don't have to be dramatic. 521 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,375 We're not Tracy and Hepburn. 522 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:09,463 From accounting? 523 00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:11,117 Mnh. 524 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,553 That one hurt a little. 525 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,426 I think it's time for me to go. 526 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,862 Okay. 527 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,693 Whoo! [ Chuckles ] 528 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,782 That felt good. [ Chuckles ] 529 00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,523 I've never walked away from anything before. 530 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:28,395 Ah. 531 00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:30,484 Okay. And actually, while I'm at it, 532 00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,486 property management is not my soulmate, either. 533 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,531 I would like to offer my resignation. 534 00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:35,880 I'll miss you. 535 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,621 As my girlfriend. 536 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:40,624 Work-wise, you're totally replaceable. 537 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,626 I'll miss you, too. 538 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,541 I'm just gonna say goodbye to Jeannie.Mm. 539 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,891 Ask her out, and it will be the last thing you do. 540 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,545 Then I'll just go home. 541 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:51,853 -Aah! -[ Laughs ] 542 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,985 Congratulations. 543 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,509 Oh, my God! [ Chuckles ] 544 00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:58,425 ♪♪♪ 545 00:17:58,599 --> 00:17:59,469 Oh, thanks. 546 00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,297 I'm still adjusting to the news. 547 00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,299 I could use a Celia-sized pour. 548 00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:04,909 In my family, we call it a "Cousin Carol." 549 00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,913 [ Sighs ] 550 00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:12,526 Are we gonna talk about the kiss? 551 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,267 My baby's engaged. 552 00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:16,225 Yeah, we can stay on that for a second. 553 00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:17,792 It's just so hard 'cause I used to get 554 00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,881 to make all their decisions for them. 555 00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:22,536 I used to lay out their clothes on their beds, 556 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,104 give them their haircuts, pick their friends, 557 00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:26,801 cut their friends' hair. 558 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,805 I think we should talk about the kiss. 559 00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,633 It was nothing. 560 00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,591 In the heat of the moment. No big deal. 561 00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:35,636 Still doesn't mean anything. 562 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:36,680 We're off limits. 563 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,254 See? Nothing. Absolutely -- 564 00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:53,784 Absolutely...nothing. 565 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:57,527 ♪♪♪ 566 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:04,665 I'm just saying, if I wanted a computer, I'd get a computer. 567 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,580 I just want a car. 568 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:08,408 I just want to stop having this conversation. 569 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,019 How you doing, sweetie? 570 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:11,976 You feeling okay? 571 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,587 I'm great. 572 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,371 Well, actually, I'm kind of worried about money. 573 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:16,546 I do not have a job, 574 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,895 and I do not get to keep the change 575 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,550 that Hank used to leave on the dresser anymore. 576 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,204 But on the upside, the old man smell 577 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:25,033 is finally leaving my apartment. 578 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,817 Thank you guys for being Team Jackie. 579 00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:29,168 Well, I'm definitely Team Jackie, 580 00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:30,734 now that we're gonna be sisters. 581 00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:31,692 Mm. [ Chuckles ] 582 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:34,521 Wow. You miss one dinner. 583 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,087 Yeah, you're never missing another one. 584 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:37,785 Like, even if we break up. 585 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:38,829 But we're never breaking up. 586 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,050 And to celebrate the new development, 587 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,792 I made a special dessert. 588 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:48,361 It's my famous three-layer buttercream cake. 589 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,319 Made with four sticks of butter 590 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:53,453 and an unspeakable amount of sugar. 591 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,498 Now thisis a cake. 592 00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:56,978 [ Chuckles ] 593 00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:59,154 It's an old family recipe, 594 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,722 and since you're family now, 595 00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,593 I think it's time to pass the recipe along to you. 596 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,336 [ Exhales sharply ] 597 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:08,903 I'm family. 598 00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:09,817 Careful what you wish for. 599 00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:12,907 [ All chuckling ] 600 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:14,038 To family. 601 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,475 -To family. -Family. 602 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:19,783 [ Indistinct chatter ] 603 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,263 I like it. I like it.