1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:15,498 --> 00:00:19,019 [upbeat mysterious music] 4 00:00:28,442 --> 00:00:29,788 - [Narrator] There is a light that shines 5 00:00:29,788 --> 00:00:31,514 in the distant cosmos. 6 00:00:33,136 --> 00:00:36,967 Many points of energy sharing a common mind and purpose, 7 00:00:36,967 --> 00:00:39,729 but each possessing our own free will. 8 00:00:39,729 --> 00:00:41,731 We are the Alterian Collective, 9 00:00:43,595 --> 00:00:46,149 ascended beyond physical limitations. 10 00:00:46,149 --> 00:00:49,394 We know not hunger, nor strife. 11 00:00:49,394 --> 00:00:52,673 We are harvesters of data, shepherds of knowledge. 12 00:00:54,226 --> 00:00:57,471 We want your lives and hear your stories. 13 00:00:59,128 --> 00:01:02,027 Our favorites are the sexy ones. 14 00:01:02,027 --> 00:01:04,581 [upbeat music] 15 00:02:08,990 --> 00:02:11,269 - [Dara'Tel] Expedition log 2120. 16 00:02:12,408 --> 00:02:14,789 My research team has followed me to the ends 17 00:02:14,789 --> 00:02:17,654 of the charted galaxy on a quest to kill a god. 18 00:02:20,209 --> 00:02:23,729 Today, our vessel, The DeJorge, touches down 19 00:02:23,729 --> 00:02:25,628 on the fourth moon of Thanagar. 20 00:02:27,837 --> 00:02:28,838 - Just easing her in now. 21 00:02:30,011 --> 00:02:31,703 Maybe wanna grab onto something. 22 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,156 - [Dara'Tel] We've arrived at the Temple of the All Mother, 23 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,985 where this whole cosmic course began. 24 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,575 [upbeat music] 25 00:02:41,575 --> 00:02:42,817 And here it will end. 26 00:02:49,686 --> 00:02:50,963 [moaning] 27 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:51,757 - Oh, ooh. 28 00:02:54,588 --> 00:02:56,831 [laughing] 29 00:03:00,283 --> 00:03:04,494 - [Dara'Tel] Professor Dara'Tel Quenthosz, end log. 30 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:08,429 [upbeat music] 31 00:03:14,539 --> 00:03:16,989 [sighing] 32 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:19,889 [computer beeping] 33 00:03:23,064 --> 00:03:27,068 - Air is breathable, with gravity at .9951. 34 00:03:27,068 --> 00:03:29,554 No reading on noxious gases or bacteria. 35 00:03:29,554 --> 00:03:31,107 - Excellent, Pim. 36 00:03:31,107 --> 00:03:32,419 We'll touch ground in five. 37 00:03:34,179 --> 00:03:36,699 Give the receiver a chance to pick up any stray particles 38 00:03:36,699 --> 00:03:38,425 that might be floating around here. 39 00:03:40,323 --> 00:03:42,601 - Looks like the high country back home. 40 00:03:42,601 --> 00:03:45,639 - Looks can be deceiving, Pim. 41 00:03:45,639 --> 00:03:47,572 This is the boondocks of the galaxy, 42 00:03:47,572 --> 00:03:49,608 and no one's been out here for millennia. 43 00:03:52,301 --> 00:03:54,061 Keep an eye on those readouts. 44 00:03:56,512 --> 00:03:59,411 [computer beeping] 45 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:06,901 [upbeat music] 46 00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:14,115 - I'm not interrupting anything, am I? 47 00:04:15,082 --> 00:04:17,049 - Ready for class, Professor. 48 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,844 - It's more of a field trip, Marion. 49 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,608 I was not aware that there was a weapon aboard this ship. 50 00:04:23,608 --> 00:04:26,369 - Well, Daddy told me to come prepared. 51 00:04:27,301 --> 00:04:28,337 You know Daddy. 52 00:04:30,028 --> 00:04:31,029 - I see. 53 00:04:33,031 --> 00:04:34,929 Pack a full medi kit. 54 00:04:34,929 --> 00:04:36,759 We'll be tackling a thick bush. 55 00:04:39,002 --> 00:04:41,177 - Yeah, sure thing. 56 00:04:41,177 --> 00:04:42,937 - We touch ground in five, you two. 57 00:04:46,631 --> 00:04:48,046 - I think it's nice. 58 00:04:51,567 --> 00:04:54,466 [mysterious music] 59 00:05:10,137 --> 00:05:13,761 - Perimeter is secure, with a beacon at every click. 60 00:05:13,761 --> 00:05:15,418 - Yeah, and we're working the lower levels, 61 00:05:15,418 --> 00:05:18,110 but they appear to open to a crude tunnel system. 62 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:20,699 Goddess knows how far those run. 63 00:05:22,632 --> 00:05:24,151 - Professor? 64 00:05:24,151 --> 00:05:28,017 - Yes. Only the Goddess knows for now. 65 00:05:30,295 --> 00:05:33,609 [soft mysterious music] 66 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,413 Secure them as best as you can for now. 67 00:05:46,691 --> 00:05:47,933 We'll explore them later. 68 00:05:50,971 --> 00:05:51,799 Now leave me. 69 00:05:53,905 --> 00:05:55,009 Leave me! 70 00:05:55,009 --> 00:05:56,942 - Sure thing, Professor. 71 00:05:56,942 --> 00:06:00,256 [soft mysterious music] 72 00:06:06,607 --> 00:06:10,093 - I have traveled to the far reaches of the charted galaxy, 73 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:14,097 and drained all of my project's funding chasing a legend. 74 00:06:16,479 --> 00:06:17,825 What do I find? 75 00:06:25,281 --> 00:06:29,492 Could there be just a bit of magic in the universe? 76 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:39,537 Hello there. 77 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:45,888 What are you, little one? 78 00:06:47,821 --> 00:06:49,512 Are you a semi-intelligent fungus? 79 00:06:51,963 --> 00:06:54,931 Are you a little highly evolved bacteria? 80 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:57,796 I think you are. 81 00:07:00,592 --> 00:07:03,146 [soft moaning] 82 00:07:03,146 --> 00:07:05,528 [soft music] 83 00:07:25,065 --> 00:07:26,825 That was interesting. 84 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,071 Should we try that again? 85 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:34,523 Oh. 86 00:07:34,523 --> 00:07:36,939 [soft music] 87 00:07:44,912 --> 00:07:46,845 - Yes, I would want it. 88 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:52,610 - Oh. 89 00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:55,060 [soft music] 90 00:07:57,442 --> 00:08:00,756 - [All Mother] Come to me, Professor. 91 00:08:00,756 --> 00:08:03,655 Yes, yes [laughs]. 92 00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:12,630 [computer beeping] 93 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:22,536 [soft upbeat music] 94 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:27,299 - [Gab-E] You're really working that human form, Maxy. 95 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,613 - I don't know. 96 00:08:30,613 --> 00:08:32,615 I'm honored that they chose me for the squadron, 97 00:08:32,615 --> 00:08:35,238 but humans are so much maintenance. 98 00:08:35,238 --> 00:08:36,446 The teeth alone. 99 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,346 And don't get me started on the holes. 100 00:08:39,346 --> 00:08:41,037 These humans have at least a dozen of them, 101 00:08:41,037 --> 00:08:43,074 each with a different function. 102 00:08:43,074 --> 00:08:44,524 - [Gab-E] Yet, here you are. 103 00:08:45,904 --> 00:08:48,666 - I don't know. I'm still getting used to it. 104 00:08:48,666 --> 00:08:50,012 It's a huge adjustment. 105 00:08:51,392 --> 00:08:53,878 - [Computer] Did you hear about the type five pulse event 106 00:08:53,878 --> 00:08:55,707 that just happened in Gamma Sector? 107 00:08:56,812 --> 00:08:59,746 - Gamma Sector? There's nobody out there. 108 00:08:59,746 --> 00:09:01,541 A type five, for real? 109 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,853 - [Gab-E] That's what's coming through the data feed. 110 00:09:05,027 --> 00:09:06,200 - Yeah, I can feel it. 111 00:09:07,063 --> 00:09:08,582 Oh well. 112 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:11,067 There's no way they would give us type five anyway. 113 00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:13,276 - [Gab-E] Not with that attitude. 114 00:09:13,276 --> 00:09:15,658 - That assignment will go to a senior collector. 115 00:09:15,658 --> 00:09:16,970 We won't get so much as a type two 116 00:09:16,970 --> 00:09:18,834 Jillaxian Diddler on our first run. 117 00:09:19,731 --> 00:09:22,113 - [Gab-E] Cosmic perv alert. 118 00:09:22,113 --> 00:09:26,427 This looks like a job for Collector 4878 Maxy Prime 119 00:09:26,427 --> 00:09:28,153 and her intrepid auxiliary 120 00:09:28,153 --> 00:09:32,779 and the real brains of the outfit, Gab-E Jinx. 121 00:09:32,779 --> 00:09:34,677 - You're sticking with that form? 122 00:09:34,677 --> 00:09:36,645 - I'm still working it out. 123 00:09:36,645 --> 00:09:40,856 But, it is pleasing, utilitarian, 124 00:09:40,856 --> 00:09:44,998 and it only has three holes, I think. 125 00:09:44,998 --> 00:09:48,829 - Collector 4878, Auxiliary 8127, 126 00:09:48,829 --> 00:09:52,212 report to council chambers immediately for assignment. 127 00:09:53,282 --> 00:09:56,285 [upbeat rock music] 128 00:10:24,934 --> 00:10:27,040 Can you guess why we summoned you here? 129 00:10:28,593 --> 00:10:31,182 - I heard about the type five, but it can't be that. 130 00:10:31,182 --> 00:10:32,701 - It is indeed. 131 00:10:32,701 --> 00:10:35,496 - What? No, there must be some mistake. 132 00:10:35,496 --> 00:10:38,603 - The Alterian High Council is an ageless cosmic tribunal. 133 00:10:38,603 --> 00:10:42,503 We have seen the birth and death of entire star systems 134 00:10:42,503 --> 00:10:45,230 while evolving into points of pure energy. 135 00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:47,888 - [Hi-Co] We do not make mistakes. 136 00:10:47,888 --> 00:10:51,098 - You would know that if you weren't so newly formed. 137 00:10:51,098 --> 00:10:52,652 - Right. 138 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,585 So why are you sending me to investigate a godlike energy 139 00:10:55,585 --> 00:10:57,898 pulse in the far reaches of the galaxy? 140 00:10:57,898 --> 00:11:00,970 - We have the utmost faith in you, Collector 4878. 141 00:11:01,937 --> 00:11:03,490 - I'm here too. 142 00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:05,803 - And the orgy wars of Crimulan Seven have depleted 143 00:11:05,803 --> 00:11:08,460 our reserves of collectives for the time being. 144 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:11,705 - Yeah, I've noticed it was a little quiet around here. 145 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,742 - So we are relying on you to investigate 146 00:11:13,742 --> 00:11:16,158 the situation and gather intelligence, 147 00:11:16,158 --> 00:11:18,988 remembering always the Alterian credo. 148 00:11:18,988 --> 00:11:20,956 - Touch not, lest ye be touched. 149 00:11:20,956 --> 00:11:24,028 - Correct, Collector 4878. 150 00:11:24,028 --> 00:11:27,445 - I see our faith in you was not ill-founded. 151 00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:30,344 - Three cheers then for the collector, 152 00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:33,762 and this other one. 153 00:11:33,762 --> 00:11:36,178 [applauding] 154 00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:39,837 - Were we just dismissed? 155 00:11:41,045 --> 00:11:43,944 - I don't know. These guys give me the creeps. 156 00:11:43,944 --> 00:11:45,083 Let's just go. 157 00:11:47,016 --> 00:11:49,329 [whooshing] 158 00:11:53,057 --> 00:11:55,784 [moaning] 159 00:11:55,784 --> 00:11:56,923 - Ah. 160 00:11:56,923 --> 00:11:59,442 [upbeat music] 161 00:11:59,442 --> 00:12:02,169 [muffled moaning] 162 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,623 [mysterious music] 163 00:13:02,643 --> 00:13:05,267 [alien crawling] 164 00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:07,856 [upbeat music] 165 00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:13,585 [soft moaning] 166 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:16,174 [upbeat music] 167 00:13:45,894 --> 00:13:48,517 [soft moaning] 168 00:13:56,111 --> 00:13:58,699 [upbeat music] 169 00:14:35,288 --> 00:14:38,084 [shivering] 170 00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:41,432 [soft mysterious music] 171 00:15:15,052 --> 00:15:17,709 [upbeat music] 172 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:18,538 - Come on. 173 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,886 [giggling] 174 00:15:21,886 --> 00:15:24,889 [upbeat rock music] 175 00:15:43,873 --> 00:15:46,462 [soft moaning] 176 00:15:53,055 --> 00:15:56,403 [soft mysterious music] 177 00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:08,657 - Hey, Maxy, have you ever been out this far? 178 00:16:08,657 --> 00:16:09,899 - No. 179 00:16:09,899 --> 00:16:11,384 They say only outlaws and long-haul freighters 180 00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:12,972 ever pass through here. 181 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,181 - Do you think we'll find something of interest? 182 00:16:15,181 --> 00:16:17,838 - Nothing too sexy, or they never would have sent us. 183 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,704 - Coming in range now. 184 00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:23,499 - Boosting in two, one. 185 00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:27,538 - Hey, Maxy, do you think things'll get physical down here? 186 00:16:27,538 --> 00:16:29,781 - I'd say that's a distinct possibility, yes. 187 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,232 - I mean, that kinda physical. 188 00:16:33,578 --> 00:16:36,064 - I'd say that's a distinct possibility, yes. 189 00:16:36,064 --> 00:16:36,961 - I thought so. 190 00:16:39,964 --> 00:16:43,105 - Is that okay? It's what we trained for. 191 00:16:43,105 --> 00:16:45,728 - Yeah, I'm just excited is all. 192 00:16:45,728 --> 00:16:47,661 - I know what you mean. 193 00:16:47,661 --> 00:16:49,353 Boosting in two, one. 194 00:16:49,353 --> 00:16:51,803 - And, a little nervous. 195 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:55,290 - Well, there's a first time for everyone, even an Alterian. 196 00:16:56,153 --> 00:16:57,844 Are you ready to boost now? 197 00:16:57,844 --> 00:16:58,741 - Yes. 198 00:16:58,741 --> 00:17:00,502 - In two, one. 199 00:17:00,502 --> 00:17:01,779 - What if I don't like it? 200 00:17:06,232 --> 00:17:08,682 Or, what if I like it too much? 201 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,133 - I think the important thing is to remember 202 00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:12,548 your training, Gab-E. 203 00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:14,654 You were put on this mission for a reason. 204 00:17:14,654 --> 00:17:16,276 The High Council has faith in you, 205 00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:18,658 but you need to have faith in yourself as well. 206 00:17:20,108 --> 00:17:23,663 - You're right, Maxy. I'm gonna be the best at sex. 207 00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:25,285 - That's the spirit, Gab-E. 208 00:17:25,285 --> 00:17:27,080 Boosting in two, one. 209 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,013 - I'm gonna have all the sex. 210 00:17:29,013 --> 00:17:31,326 [whooshing] 211 00:17:39,644 --> 00:17:40,645 - Professor? 212 00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,029 Professor? 213 00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:50,069 - Um. 214 00:17:55,177 --> 00:17:57,766 - Professor, it's past 11. 215 00:17:57,766 --> 00:18:01,149 Don't you think we should be starting our day? 216 00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:07,327 Did you sleep here last night? 217 00:18:08,846 --> 00:18:11,814 - Yes, Marion, thank you. 218 00:18:15,577 --> 00:18:19,581 I was overtaken by the rich Thanagarian culture of the place 219 00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:21,307 and wanted to immerse myself in it. 220 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,932 An opportunity we should all take while we're here. 221 00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:29,970 - Of course, Professor. 222 00:18:31,075 --> 00:18:35,321 But, don't you think you should um? 223 00:18:36,529 --> 00:18:38,358 - Yes, Marion, thank you. 224 00:18:42,051 --> 00:18:44,192 Are Jeetz and Pim awake as well? 225 00:18:45,262 --> 00:18:46,125 - No. 226 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:48,575 They slept in. 227 00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:53,062 Together. 228 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:59,483 - Well, fetch them and clear out the commissary. 229 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:04,591 We'll be here for breakfast in no more than 15 paraclicks. 230 00:19:04,591 --> 00:19:05,868 I'm famished. 231 00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:08,768 [soft piano music] 232 00:19:13,876 --> 00:19:17,846 Marion, this is a new world. 233 00:19:17,846 --> 00:19:18,916 And we are pioneers. 234 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:23,817 Pioneers don't stand blubbering in the hall. 235 00:19:23,817 --> 00:19:26,337 Pioneers clear out the commissary and serve breakfast 236 00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:28,891 for the new gods every damn day. 237 00:19:28,891 --> 00:19:30,169 Now go, Marion. 238 00:19:31,894 --> 00:19:32,723 Run! 239 00:19:33,827 --> 00:19:34,656 Run! 240 00:19:34,656 --> 00:19:37,417 [Marion sobbing] 241 00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:44,390 [upbeat music] 242 00:19:47,565 --> 00:19:49,291 - What a glorious plurality. 243 00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,017 Would you look at this relic? 244 00:19:52,329 --> 00:19:54,641 - This is someone else's property, and we're trespassing. 245 00:19:54,641 --> 00:19:57,196 - No, it belongs in a museum. 246 00:19:58,404 --> 00:20:00,475 Look, the controls are touch activated, 247 00:20:00,475 --> 00:20:03,581 and it runs on ion hyper clusters. 248 00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:04,582 - Primitive. 249 00:20:04,582 --> 00:20:07,206 - Right? A classic. 250 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,897 Do you wanna activate the fusion chambers? 251 00:20:08,897 --> 00:20:11,796 All you do is flip a couple switches and pull this lever. 252 00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,867 - No, stop. Don't touch that. 253 00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:15,317 - Let's take it for a spin. 254 00:20:15,317 --> 00:20:17,354 - No, stop stop stop. This is not why we're here. 255 00:20:18,631 --> 00:20:21,150 [light music] 256 00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:26,155 [sniffling] 257 00:20:26,155 --> 00:20:28,641 [light music] 258 00:20:38,444 --> 00:20:40,756 [crunching] 259 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,070 - Mm. 260 00:20:51,457 --> 00:20:56,255 - You know, we're not really doing the best on rations. 261 00:20:59,396 --> 00:21:02,122 [scoffing] 262 00:21:02,122 --> 00:21:05,264 I wanted to install a stasis garden this morning. 263 00:21:06,817 --> 00:21:09,820 But, we didn't quite get to that. 264 00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:14,203 - Well, we were all worn out from the journey. 265 00:21:14,203 --> 00:21:16,378 I think we really needed the extra time in bed. 266 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:22,004 - We were in cryo sleep for two months. 267 00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:23,661 - We had a busy night last night. 268 00:21:24,973 --> 00:21:27,044 In fact, we got real busy. 269 00:21:28,217 --> 00:21:31,738 I feel drained, and I know Jeetz is. 270 00:21:32,739 --> 00:21:33,878 - How could you, Jeetz? 271 00:21:36,985 --> 00:21:39,367 I thought we were life mates. 272 00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:41,921 - We are. I don't even know what happened. 273 00:21:43,509 --> 00:21:45,821 - I hate you, Jeetz Axelrod! 274 00:21:47,616 --> 00:21:50,032 [laughing] 275 00:21:50,032 --> 00:21:52,414 - That's a real pathetic way of bonding, guys. 276 00:21:52,414 --> 00:21:53,967 I don't think any of this is funny. 277 00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:56,384 - Oh, get over it, Jeetz. 278 00:21:56,384 --> 00:21:59,421 - Is she even qualified to be on this expedition? 279 00:21:59,421 --> 00:22:02,666 - Well, her parents are significant contributors 280 00:22:02,666 --> 00:22:04,184 to the sanctorum. 281 00:22:04,184 --> 00:22:08,085 I'm sure you've visited the Alvudo Deep Space Observatory. 282 00:22:09,086 --> 00:22:11,502 - Ah, gotcha. 283 00:22:11,502 --> 00:22:14,022 Still, though, doesn't she seem a little unhinged 284 00:22:14,022 --> 00:22:16,093 to be toting around a blaster? 285 00:22:16,093 --> 00:22:18,337 - Well, seems like a big deal to her, 286 00:22:19,476 --> 00:22:21,512 and I don't foresee any negative consequence. 287 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,275 Now that we've all regained our strength, 288 00:22:28,105 --> 00:22:30,349 we will begin moving our things into the temple. 289 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,939 We will make this our home for the duration of the 290 00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:37,114 expedition. 291 00:22:38,874 --> 00:22:41,877 [soft music] 292 00:22:41,877 --> 00:22:44,052 [sobbing] 293 00:22:55,546 --> 00:22:58,549 - Jeetz? 294 00:22:58,549 --> 00:22:59,378 Is that you? 295 00:23:00,655 --> 00:23:02,311 If you think I'm packing up your shit 296 00:23:02,311 --> 00:23:04,693 for the temple, you're clearly mistaken. 297 00:23:05,729 --> 00:23:07,903 [sobbing] 298 00:23:09,871 --> 00:23:13,012 That shuttle has left the dock! 299 00:23:13,012 --> 00:23:15,083 [sobbing] 300 00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:18,017 [soft piano music] 301 00:23:19,087 --> 00:23:19,915 Jeetz? 302 00:23:22,090 --> 00:23:24,092 [whirring] 303 00:23:24,092 --> 00:23:27,406 [soft mysterious music] 304 00:23:30,857 --> 00:23:32,825 Who the hell are you? 305 00:23:32,825 --> 00:23:34,792 - I'm Gab-E Jinx. Pleased to meet you. 306 00:23:37,105 --> 00:23:38,727 Ooh, you're cute. 307 00:23:38,727 --> 00:23:40,729 - I'll blast you. 308 00:23:40,729 --> 00:23:43,422 - Please, we mean you no harm. 309 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,252 We're pilgrims to the temple, and we've lost our clothes. 310 00:23:47,356 --> 00:23:48,254 Can you help us? 311 00:23:52,914 --> 00:23:55,917 [soft upbeat music] 312 00:24:12,796 --> 00:24:16,144 - Have you fools installed the comm systems yet? 313 00:24:16,144 --> 00:24:18,042 - Yeah, Pim is on it now. 314 00:24:19,319 --> 00:24:21,114 And I have noticed your language become 315 00:24:21,114 --> 00:24:23,634 gradually more abusive throughout the day. 316 00:24:23,634 --> 00:24:24,463 - Have you? 317 00:24:25,809 --> 00:24:27,638 That surprises me. 318 00:24:27,638 --> 00:24:28,984 - And I don't think the Scholastica Infinitum 319 00:24:28,984 --> 00:24:31,124 would like the idea of us using our comms 320 00:24:31,124 --> 00:24:32,125 to barter for food. 321 00:24:33,299 --> 00:24:35,543 - Priorities must shift as necessity dictates. 322 00:24:37,027 --> 00:24:38,960 If our rate of consumption continues in this manner, 323 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,686 the stasis gardens won't do. 324 00:24:42,135 --> 00:24:44,448 - I just wish we were involved in some of these decisions. 325 00:24:44,448 --> 00:24:46,070 - Yeah, when are we gonna get a turn 326 00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:47,486 with the pleasure beast? 327 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,557 You barely let us touch it all day. 328 00:24:49,557 --> 00:24:51,835 - Is it my fault the beast favors me? 329 00:24:53,837 --> 00:24:58,048 Perhaps it senses my superior intellect. 330 00:24:58,048 --> 00:24:59,325 - Blow it out your ass. 331 00:25:00,913 --> 00:25:02,949 - [Blue] Breaker, breaker, you've got 332 00:25:02,949 --> 00:25:03,778 Blue Hugh Mongous on the side. 333 00:25:06,228 --> 00:25:08,403 - Ooh, we got a live one. 334 00:25:08,403 --> 00:25:10,198 What are you hauling, Blue? 335 00:25:10,198 --> 00:25:12,269 - [Blue] On my way to Therax Beta, 336 00:25:12,269 --> 00:25:14,892 with a full tanker of soylent paste, come on. 337 00:25:16,169 --> 00:25:17,930 - That'll work just fine, Bluey. 338 00:25:19,448 --> 00:25:21,347 - [Blue] Sorry, what'll work? Come on. 339 00:25:22,762 --> 00:25:25,662 - If that husky voice is any indication of the caliber 340 00:25:25,662 --> 00:25:28,699 of stud I'm dealing with, you might just scratch me 341 00:25:28,699 --> 00:25:30,321 right where I itch. 342 00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:31,737 How's that grab you? 343 00:25:31,737 --> 00:25:34,878 - [Blue] Dang, Miss, that's a real tempting offer, 344 00:25:34,878 --> 00:25:36,362 but I got a schedule to keep. 345 00:25:41,609 --> 00:25:43,852 - Why do they call you Hugh Mongous? 346 00:25:43,852 --> 00:25:46,303 - [Blue] Now that's a personal question. 347 00:25:46,303 --> 00:25:48,650 Maybe someday, if I get to know you better. 348 00:25:50,894 --> 00:25:53,068 - You need to bring that sexy ass of yours 349 00:25:53,068 --> 00:25:56,831 to the fourth moon of Thanagar, for some downtime. 350 00:25:57,763 --> 00:26:00,593 Some all the way downtime, 351 00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:02,008 if you catch my meaning, big boy. 352 00:26:02,008 --> 00:26:04,321 - [Blue] Oh, ho ho, I don't know. 353 00:26:04,321 --> 00:26:06,219 You seen nice and all, but-- 354 00:26:06,219 --> 00:26:07,980 - You got optics on that thing? 355 00:26:07,980 --> 00:26:09,982 - [Blue] Yeah, top of the line, come on. 356 00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:12,950 All right. 357 00:26:12,950 --> 00:26:15,194 - [Pim] You like what you see, Blue? 358 00:26:15,194 --> 00:26:18,611 - [Blue] Yeah, sure do. 359 00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:22,581 Ooh, baby, you got more twists than a Cenerian cyclone. 360 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:25,584 - Well then, why don't you park that big tanker 361 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:30,589 of protein slurry and come on over? 362 00:26:31,348 --> 00:26:33,246 - [Blue] Oh yeah. 363 00:26:33,246 --> 00:26:35,835 [upbeat music] 364 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:41,496 - Yay! 365 00:26:43,774 --> 00:26:45,914 What are we all celebrating? 366 00:26:45,914 --> 00:26:48,710 - Your teammates were able to active the comm system 367 00:26:48,710 --> 00:26:51,057 and arrange for provisions to be delivered. 368 00:26:51,989 --> 00:26:55,614 - Well, that's good to hear, 369 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,824 especially with how much you've all been eating. 370 00:26:58,824 --> 00:27:01,067 - Well hard work builds an appetite, Marion. 371 00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:07,660 Now, who have you brought into my temple? 372 00:27:09,248 --> 00:27:12,803 - Your temple, Professor? 373 00:27:12,803 --> 00:27:15,772 - My temple, my dig site, you get the idea. 374 00:27:18,533 --> 00:27:22,468 - Meet my friends, Maxy and Gab-E. 375 00:27:22,468 --> 00:27:23,849 They are on a pilgrimage. 376 00:27:24,988 --> 00:27:26,645 - Bitchin' top. 377 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:27,956 I got one just like it. 378 00:27:29,199 --> 00:27:30,200 - Right. 379 00:27:33,065 --> 00:27:38,070 They didn't have any clothes, so they had to borrow ours. 380 00:27:39,278 --> 00:27:41,901 - What? That's my daxin reverb top? 381 00:27:41,901 --> 00:27:43,662 - Sorry, Pim. 382 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,905 But, hey, I figured we're trying to get 383 00:27:45,905 --> 00:27:48,667 to know the indigenous population. 384 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,324 After all, we thought this moon was abandoned, right? 385 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,467 I mean, when I found them, 386 00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:59,643 they were naked and shameless. 387 00:27:59,643 --> 00:28:02,853 - Yes, very interesting. 388 00:28:04,752 --> 00:28:06,892 Please see to it that they are well tended. 389 00:28:08,997 --> 00:28:12,691 Now if you'll excuse me, I will retire to my quarters. 390 00:28:14,451 --> 00:28:17,143 [soft music] 391 00:28:17,143 --> 00:28:21,044 - Guys, these are my classmates, Jeetz and Pim. 392 00:28:22,424 --> 00:28:24,012 We are on a research grant from our university 393 00:28:24,012 --> 00:28:26,774 to study your goddess and how great she is. 394 00:28:28,914 --> 00:28:30,225 Or isn't. 395 00:28:30,225 --> 00:28:32,918 - Marion, can I talk to you alone for a minute? 396 00:28:32,918 --> 00:28:35,230 - Anything you've got to say to me, 397 00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:37,336 you can say in front of my friends here. 398 00:28:37,336 --> 00:28:38,820 - Really? 399 00:28:38,820 --> 00:28:40,063 Anything I could possibly have to say to my life mate 400 00:28:40,063 --> 00:28:41,478 I can say in front of these two strangers 401 00:28:41,478 --> 00:28:43,238 you met 15 paraclicks ago? 402 00:28:43,238 --> 00:28:44,930 - Sure, why not? 403 00:28:45,965 --> 00:28:47,726 - Okay, well, 404 00:28:49,175 --> 00:28:51,971 when I was making love to Pim, I didn't think of you once. 405 00:28:51,971 --> 00:28:54,456 I feel terrible about that, but it's the truth. 406 00:28:54,456 --> 00:28:57,632 Oh God, it was like fucking a five-alarm fire. 407 00:28:57,632 --> 00:28:58,840 I was really in the moment, 408 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,255 like I haven't been in ages with you. 409 00:29:02,326 --> 00:29:05,778 - How could you say that in front of all these people? 410 00:29:05,778 --> 00:29:07,055 - Because I want to understand, Marion. 411 00:29:07,055 --> 00:29:08,988 I want to know why. 412 00:29:08,988 --> 00:29:10,438 I love you, Marion! 413 00:29:12,302 --> 00:29:15,236 [soft piano music] 414 00:29:19,033 --> 00:29:21,863 - So are you like the mongrel stud around here? 415 00:29:21,863 --> 00:29:24,970 - We came in search of a strong presence of a sexual nature. 416 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:27,662 But you're not it. 417 00:29:28,594 --> 00:29:31,114 - Hey, I do all right. 418 00:29:31,114 --> 00:29:33,219 - I'm sure you do, and I would have you soon, 419 00:29:33,219 --> 00:29:35,049 but you are not the presence we seek. 420 00:29:36,222 --> 00:29:37,672 - It is nearby, though. 421 00:29:39,743 --> 00:29:42,366 - You know something. You've seen it. 422 00:29:42,366 --> 00:29:44,610 - Listen, Maxy, is it? 423 00:29:45,542 --> 00:29:47,337 You wanna see something? 424 00:29:47,337 --> 00:29:49,304 - I would like that, yes. 425 00:29:49,304 --> 00:29:52,031 - You come with me. I'll show you something. 426 00:29:53,308 --> 00:29:55,241 And don't worry about her. 427 00:29:55,241 --> 00:29:58,106 My buddy Jeetz is gonna show her something too. 428 00:29:58,106 --> 00:30:01,144 Something she won't soon forget. 429 00:30:01,144 --> 00:30:02,352 - Are you gonna be okay? 430 00:30:03,525 --> 00:30:05,804 - Yeah, I think I gotta do something a little 431 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,357 different to get his attention. 432 00:30:08,254 --> 00:30:10,843 [upbeat music] 433 00:30:19,645 --> 00:30:22,406 - So, Pim just talks big, you know. 434 00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:25,099 I don't want you to get the wrong idea about me. 435 00:30:25,099 --> 00:30:26,479 Marion is actually my ... 436 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:28,654 My li ... 437 00:30:32,037 --> 00:30:33,590 - My friend and I are here to collect 438 00:30:33,590 --> 00:30:36,282 erotic intel and experiences. 439 00:30:36,282 --> 00:30:38,422 I understand that not all species may share 440 00:30:38,422 --> 00:30:40,183 in erotic experiences freely. 441 00:30:41,943 --> 00:30:44,877 If your bond with Marion prevents you from sharing with me 442 00:30:44,877 --> 00:30:47,707 in an erotic manner, please accept this handshake 443 00:30:47,707 --> 00:30:48,916 as a token of my regard. 444 00:30:50,952 --> 00:30:52,851 That was a direct quote from the Alterian Code 445 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:55,060 of Interspecies Fornication, Article Three. 446 00:30:57,165 --> 00:30:58,166 Are you okay? 447 00:30:58,166 --> 00:31:00,824 [hard breathing] 448 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,416 [soft music] 449 00:32:03,611 --> 00:32:06,752 - [Pim] This was a sacred place to the ancient Thanagarians. 450 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,789 - Yes, I can see that. 451 00:32:09,789 --> 00:32:11,964 [soft music] 452 00:32:11,964 --> 00:32:14,518 - I was hoping, maybe, 453 00:32:14,518 --> 00:32:17,107 you could help us decipher some of this. 454 00:32:17,107 --> 00:32:19,730 You are from this system, aren't you? 455 00:32:19,730 --> 00:32:21,042 - In a way, yes. 456 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,460 - Is it your religion? 457 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:29,188 Does it vibe with what you know about the All Mother? 458 00:32:31,018 --> 00:32:34,021 [soft upbeat music] 459 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,632 You guys can bunk here tonight. 460 00:32:59,632 --> 00:33:02,394 It's not long on comfort, or charm. 461 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,333 The shaman wasn't much of an artist. 462 00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:11,886 Arms are kinda noodly. 463 00:33:13,267 --> 00:33:17,892 And I can't tell if she's hugging them or strangling them. 464 00:33:19,204 --> 00:33:22,172 - Tentacles everywhere. Very erotic. 465 00:33:22,172 --> 00:33:25,141 - You really seem to be into that. Yeah. 466 00:33:26,487 --> 00:33:27,591 - Very enlightening. 467 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:32,010 - Yes, I figured they were significant in your religion. 468 00:33:32,941 --> 00:33:34,805 - Of course. 469 00:33:34,805 --> 00:33:37,222 [soft music] 470 00:33:39,396 --> 00:33:42,089 - Give you any ideas? 471 00:33:45,506 --> 00:33:47,404 - Very stimulating. 472 00:33:47,404 --> 00:33:49,993 - Good, because there's more. 473 00:33:49,993 --> 00:33:52,996 [soft upbeat music] 474 00:34:00,521 --> 00:34:03,248 [mysterious music] 475 00:34:03,248 --> 00:34:06,182 [sobbing] 476 00:34:06,182 --> 00:34:08,322 [soft piano music] 477 00:34:08,322 --> 00:34:09,564 - Hey, Gorgeous. 478 00:34:10,496 --> 00:34:11,325 Why so glum? 479 00:34:12,774 --> 00:34:13,982 - You know why I'm glum. 480 00:34:16,192 --> 00:34:18,953 Jeetz and Pim are having an affair, 481 00:34:20,334 --> 00:34:23,820 and they're not, not even bothering to hide it. 482 00:34:24,959 --> 00:34:25,787 - Ah. 483 00:34:27,203 --> 00:34:30,378 Those two lovebirds can't keep their hands off each other. 484 00:34:30,378 --> 00:34:32,553 [sobbing] 485 00:34:37,005 --> 00:34:39,732 - Can you do something about it? 486 00:34:39,732 --> 00:34:41,734 You're the professor. 487 00:34:42,942 --> 00:34:45,083 Isn't it against the rules or something? 488 00:34:46,256 --> 00:34:48,293 - There's no rules that I know of. 489 00:34:49,846 --> 00:34:53,091 I can't impinge on their rights, Marion. 490 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,609 It's not my place. 491 00:34:55,783 --> 00:34:59,407 In fact, I find it very arousing. 492 00:35:01,444 --> 00:35:02,272 Oh. 493 00:35:03,446 --> 00:35:06,863 - Everyone here is a sex maniac but me. 494 00:35:09,935 --> 00:35:14,595 - Well, he is the only man on the expedition. 495 00:35:14,595 --> 00:35:16,597 It was bound to happen eventually. 496 00:35:19,807 --> 00:35:22,844 - Did, 497 00:35:22,844 --> 00:35:24,052 did you ever? 498 00:35:24,052 --> 00:35:24,881 - No. 499 00:35:26,296 --> 00:35:28,988 I mean, I considered it, just for a change of pace. 500 00:35:30,749 --> 00:35:34,960 Jeetz is especially ragged and unkempt, even for a man. 501 00:35:37,065 --> 00:35:39,309 I prefer my playthings pretty 502 00:35:40,828 --> 00:35:43,037 and sweet smelling. 503 00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:44,728 - Oh. 504 00:35:45,695 --> 00:35:47,628 Oh, I don't know. 505 00:35:47,628 --> 00:35:50,217 I've never, I've never done that before. 506 00:35:51,770 --> 00:35:53,737 - Well, you may as well get used to it. 507 00:35:55,429 --> 00:35:57,189 I think Pim will have your man's attention 508 00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:58,190 for quite some time. 509 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:03,264 And your new friends, they look curious and hungry. 510 00:36:03,264 --> 00:36:05,163 They may want a turn with him as well. 511 00:36:07,337 --> 00:36:09,512 - I suppose I brought that on myself. 512 00:36:09,512 --> 00:36:12,998 - Yes, but we can have our own fun. 513 00:36:12,998 --> 00:36:15,311 [sniffling] 514 00:36:19,936 --> 00:36:20,764 - I 515 00:36:21,593 --> 00:36:22,421 guess. 516 00:36:24,423 --> 00:36:26,874 If it's all I've got for a while. 517 00:36:26,874 --> 00:36:28,289 - That's it, Marion. 518 00:36:30,429 --> 00:36:33,881 As they say in the tungsten mines of Arcar Genesi, 519 00:36:35,745 --> 00:36:37,919 love the one you're with. 520 00:36:37,919 --> 00:36:40,336 [soft music] 521 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,004 - This does not bode well. 522 00:36:55,558 --> 00:36:58,043 These images harken the return of the All Mother, 523 00:36:58,871 --> 00:37:00,079 the world devourer. 524 00:37:01,391 --> 00:37:03,773 - Primitive superstition, merely an ancient 525 00:37:03,773 --> 00:37:06,362 excuse for an orgy party. 526 00:37:06,362 --> 00:37:09,572 - The Thanagarian sex eater will reawaken, 527 00:37:09,572 --> 00:37:12,057 just as the prophecies foretold. 528 00:37:12,057 --> 00:37:13,576 And she will usher in oblivion, 529 00:37:13,576 --> 00:37:15,371 the beast which can't be fed. 530 00:37:16,337 --> 00:37:17,787 We must proceed with caution, 531 00:37:17,787 --> 00:37:19,720 lest we endanger our operatives and bring about 532 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,825 the end of the galaxy as we know it. 533 00:37:21,825 --> 00:37:23,206 - But you must admit, Council, 534 00:37:23,206 --> 00:37:25,588 the tentacles are universally appealing. 535 00:37:25,588 --> 00:37:27,486 - The Goddess is not without her charms, 536 00:37:27,486 --> 00:37:30,282 but the temple is no place for fledgling collectors. 537 00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:31,628 - We will pull them from the field 538 00:37:31,628 --> 00:37:33,561 until we have studied the matter further. 539 00:37:33,561 --> 00:37:35,114 - And we'll pray on all things erotic 540 00:37:35,114 --> 00:37:36,357 that we are not too late. 541 00:37:37,531 --> 00:37:39,291 I don't dare consider what tortures our agents 542 00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:40,844 have already been subjected to. 543 00:37:41,914 --> 00:37:44,158 [laughing] 544 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:49,405 - I've never met a Thanagarian before. 545 00:37:50,509 --> 00:37:52,304 Are you all mega hotties? 546 00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:54,133 - Of course. 547 00:37:54,133 --> 00:37:56,515 [soft music] 548 00:37:59,967 --> 00:38:02,694 [thunder rumbling] 549 00:38:02,694 --> 00:38:06,525 - Oh, this sure has been a strange expedition. 550 00:38:07,457 --> 00:38:08,286 That's for sure. 551 00:38:09,666 --> 00:38:12,082 [soft music] 552 00:38:23,991 --> 00:38:26,304 [splashing] 553 00:38:29,583 --> 00:38:32,171 [splashing] 554 00:38:32,171 --> 00:38:35,382 Maybe this cavern isn't as secure as we thought. 555 00:38:35,382 --> 00:38:37,453 - Let's retire to the surface. 556 00:38:37,453 --> 00:38:38,833 - Good idea. 557 00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:41,249 [soft music] 558 00:38:50,673 --> 00:38:52,985 - I want you to join me in the Throne Room, 559 00:38:54,504 --> 00:38:56,851 and I want you to wear this. 560 00:38:56,851 --> 00:38:59,267 [soft music] 561 00:39:06,965 --> 00:39:08,587 - That's nice. 562 00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:12,419 Do you think it's appropriate for fieldwork? 563 00:39:12,419 --> 00:39:14,869 - You want to impress him, don't you? 564 00:39:14,869 --> 00:39:16,837 Clean yourself up and put this on. 565 00:39:16,837 --> 00:39:19,874 Join me at the throne in 20 paraclicks. 566 00:39:19,874 --> 00:39:22,429 [dress zipping] 567 00:39:22,429 --> 00:39:25,777 [soft mysterious music] 568 00:39:51,285 --> 00:39:52,631 - We saw some very interesting things 569 00:39:52,631 --> 00:39:54,495 down there, Gab-E, very enlightening. 570 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,050 [soft music] 571 00:40:01,433 --> 00:40:02,296 - Do tell. 572 00:40:03,366 --> 00:40:06,369 [soft upbeat music] 573 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,286 That was sure nice of them to put us up for the evening. 574 00:40:27,286 --> 00:40:29,703 - Yes, we should thank them properly in the morning. 575 00:40:29,703 --> 00:40:31,290 - With sexual favors? 576 00:40:31,290 --> 00:40:32,222 - Of course. 577 00:40:35,743 --> 00:40:38,125 - I slept with a man today. 578 00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:41,300 - Yes, Earth slang for sexual intercourse. 579 00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:43,095 I prefer porking. 580 00:40:43,095 --> 00:40:46,582 - No, I mean I actually slept with him. 581 00:40:46,582 --> 00:40:47,962 I had dreams and everything. 582 00:40:49,585 --> 00:40:53,520 They were really strange and super kinky. 583 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,314 - Alterians don't sleep, 584 00:40:55,314 --> 00:40:57,765 and we have no subconscious in which to dream. 585 00:40:57,765 --> 00:40:59,940 Although I believe I understand the concept. 586 00:41:01,079 --> 00:41:03,081 - I think all that sex took it outta me. 587 00:41:03,081 --> 00:41:04,703 I'm bushed. 588 00:41:04,703 --> 00:41:06,705 - We're beings of pure energy. 589 00:41:06,705 --> 00:41:08,017 Sex can't take anything out of you. 590 00:41:08,017 --> 00:41:09,812 That's not how this works. 591 00:41:09,812 --> 00:41:12,470 - Well how do you know? Have you ever had it? 592 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:15,334 - Yes, just now with the one they call Pim. 593 00:41:15,334 --> 00:41:16,128 - Ah. 594 00:41:18,855 --> 00:41:20,167 I guess that counts. 595 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:22,480 - How does it not? 596 00:41:23,895 --> 00:41:28,900 - Well, you're a female, she's a female. 597 00:41:29,763 --> 00:41:31,385 - And she pleased me and I her. 598 00:41:32,766 --> 00:41:36,148 As they say in the Calomber Casino, dealer's choice. 599 00:41:36,148 --> 00:41:38,875 [upbeat music] 600 00:41:38,875 --> 00:41:41,050 [moaning] 601 00:41:45,779 --> 00:41:47,401 - Please, students. 602 00:41:48,782 --> 00:41:50,128 A bit of decorum. 603 00:41:52,095 --> 00:41:54,650 We have an honored guest joining us. 604 00:41:58,999 --> 00:42:03,451 I see the pod has been well fed in my absence. 605 00:42:03,451 --> 00:42:07,973 - Yes, Professor. She especially enjoys her new guests. 606 00:42:09,147 --> 00:42:10,666 - I don't know if it's appropriate 607 00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:12,668 you call me Professor anymore. 608 00:42:14,152 --> 00:42:16,361 I feel my duties have shifted, 609 00:42:16,361 --> 00:42:18,294 and with them, so should my title. 610 00:42:19,847 --> 00:42:22,712 We are rebuilding an empire, after all. 611 00:42:22,712 --> 00:42:23,575 Therefore, 612 00:42:25,612 --> 00:42:28,062 Empress Dara'Tel seems only fitting. 613 00:42:31,894 --> 00:42:35,000 Yes, she likes that. 614 00:42:38,107 --> 00:42:40,005 Kneel, my subjects. 615 00:42:42,456 --> 00:42:44,562 Kneel before your empress! 616 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,978 [soft music] 617 00:42:57,989 --> 00:42:58,783 Yes. 618 00:43:00,439 --> 00:43:02,165 Here she is now. 619 00:43:05,099 --> 00:43:06,618 - Doesn't Marion have to kneel? 620 00:43:06,618 --> 00:43:08,309 - No, fool. 621 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:12,348 This is my princess. 622 00:43:12,348 --> 00:43:15,731 From now on, you will kneel to her. 623 00:43:16,766 --> 00:43:19,389 - None of this is necessary. 624 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:21,426 Really. 625 00:43:22,565 --> 00:43:24,532 - Come forth, Princess Marion. 626 00:43:25,810 --> 00:43:28,329 Take your place at my side. 627 00:43:28,329 --> 00:43:32,299 - Marion, look at you. You never looked so hot before. 628 00:43:32,299 --> 00:43:34,612 - Shut up, Jeetz. You've had your chance. 629 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:35,992 - We really should talk, baby. 630 00:43:35,992 --> 00:43:37,787 All I can think about is doing you again. 631 00:43:37,787 --> 00:43:38,719 - Silence! 632 00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:40,445 Both of you, avert your eyes. 633 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:44,622 She is royalty now, and you are nothing. 634 00:43:46,244 --> 00:43:47,970 The pod commands it. 635 00:43:49,834 --> 00:43:52,595 - What's the pod? 636 00:43:53,734 --> 00:43:55,943 - You will know soon enough, my dear. 637 00:43:57,220 --> 00:43:58,739 Come closer. 638 00:43:58,739 --> 00:44:00,499 You'll see for yourself. 639 00:44:00,499 --> 00:44:02,881 [soft music] 640 00:44:05,228 --> 00:44:07,955 - I don't know about this. 641 00:44:09,370 --> 00:44:12,546 You've all been acting strange since we got here. 642 00:44:12,546 --> 00:44:14,582 I mean, the professor's on a power trip, 643 00:44:14,582 --> 00:44:18,207 and you two are treating this expedition like 644 00:44:18,207 --> 00:44:23,074 some sort of, sexpedition. 645 00:44:23,074 --> 00:44:25,455 It's freaking me all out! 646 00:44:25,455 --> 00:44:27,009 - Should we brace her, Empress? 647 00:44:28,113 --> 00:44:28,942 - No. 648 00:44:30,253 --> 00:44:31,082 Let her go. 649 00:44:33,429 --> 00:44:37,329 But I like that you are taking this well, Pim. 650 00:44:37,329 --> 00:44:38,779 Very good. 651 00:44:38,779 --> 00:44:41,230 [soft music] 652 00:44:43,715 --> 00:44:45,993 Empress Dara'Tel seems only fitting. 653 00:44:45,993 --> 00:44:48,375 Kneel before your empress! You are nothing. 654 00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:51,102 Avert your eyes. The pod commands it. 655 00:44:51,102 --> 00:44:55,485 - Whoa, this Empress Dara'Tel's off her nut. 656 00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:57,695 Are you getting this? Gab-E? 657 00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:01,043 - Yes, the crazy ones make the best lovers. 658 00:45:01,043 --> 00:45:03,390 I'll pursue her first thing in the morning. 659 00:45:03,390 --> 00:45:05,841 - Be that as it may, there seems to be more afoot here 660 00:45:05,841 --> 00:45:07,566 than our little sexual side wager. 661 00:45:08,567 --> 00:45:11,501 [soft piano music] 662 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,022 - Maxy, Gab-E, can I come in? 663 00:45:18,336 --> 00:45:19,371 It's me, Marion. 664 00:45:20,303 --> 00:45:21,132 - Hey, Marion. 665 00:45:21,995 --> 00:45:24,273 - You guys are here. 666 00:45:24,273 --> 00:45:25,308 - Hey, Marion. 667 00:45:25,308 --> 00:45:27,794 [light music] 668 00:45:34,524 --> 00:45:36,423 [sobbing] 669 00:45:36,423 --> 00:45:39,875 - Everyone in this place is so weird, except for me. 670 00:45:41,221 --> 00:45:42,843 - How do you mean? 671 00:45:42,843 --> 00:45:47,365 - Well, you two are okay, I guess. 672 00:45:48,573 --> 00:45:49,988 A little dim is all. 673 00:45:51,231 --> 00:45:53,164 - You're okay by me too, Marion. 674 00:45:54,372 --> 00:45:58,169 - But my research crew, ever since we got here, 675 00:45:59,549 --> 00:46:02,138 they've been acting stranger by the metaclick. 676 00:46:02,138 --> 00:46:03,657 Must be this place. 677 00:46:05,866 --> 00:46:08,766 It's getting to them somehow. 678 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:10,871 - I think you may be onto something. 679 00:46:10,871 --> 00:46:13,771 There's a cavern beneath this temple that I must show you. 680 00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:16,359 - You mean the subterranean genesis pools? 681 00:46:17,222 --> 00:46:19,742 Aren't they beautiful? 682 00:46:19,742 --> 00:46:23,228 - Yes, but there's something developing there 683 00:46:23,228 --> 00:46:24,989 that we should investigate further. 684 00:46:26,438 --> 00:46:27,888 - Bikini time! 685 00:46:29,441 --> 00:46:31,858 [soft music] 686 00:46:34,861 --> 00:46:36,103 Come on, guys. 687 00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:38,968 Bikini time? 688 00:46:42,903 --> 00:46:44,249 I need this. 689 00:46:44,249 --> 00:46:46,700 [soft music] 690 00:46:49,979 --> 00:46:51,394 - The pod tires of you. 691 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,295 Fetch me my princess. 692 00:46:56,744 --> 00:46:58,988 - Uh, we got company, Empress. 693 00:46:58,988 --> 00:47:01,335 I think it's that soylent paste freighter. 694 00:47:01,335 --> 00:47:05,305 - Yes, the slurry to feed our little worker bees 695 00:47:05,305 --> 00:47:06,754 and keep the hive going. 696 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:09,447 Is he close? 697 00:47:09,447 --> 00:47:10,586 - Landing now, Empress. 698 00:47:12,864 --> 00:47:15,867 - Pim, prepare for our new guest. 699 00:47:17,179 --> 00:47:19,457 Let's give him what he came for. 700 00:47:20,596 --> 00:47:21,700 - Yes, Empress. 701 00:47:27,430 --> 00:47:29,847 - Gab-E, are you sure that bikinis are the best garb 702 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:31,814 for a subterfuge like this one? 703 00:47:31,814 --> 00:47:33,885 - Yes, Maxy, it's the perfect cover. 704 00:47:33,885 --> 00:47:36,370 Just a few sassy ladies out for a midnight swim. 705 00:47:40,167 --> 00:47:41,651 Let's go. 706 00:47:41,651 --> 00:47:44,240 [upbeat music] 707 00:47:55,113 --> 00:47:56,528 - The vines are progressing. 708 00:47:59,324 --> 00:48:00,567 [splashing] 709 00:48:00,567 --> 00:48:04,157 - The cavern is cracking apart. I can hear it. 710 00:48:05,330 --> 00:48:07,194 - Come over here. I'll show you something. 711 00:48:08,540 --> 00:48:12,130 - Guys, I don't think it's safe. 712 00:48:12,130 --> 00:48:14,374 - Oh, Marion, you bleat like cattle. 713 00:48:16,134 --> 00:48:18,861 No wonder your lover has abandoned you. 714 00:48:18,861 --> 00:48:21,864 - That was a little harsh, wasn't it, Maxy? 715 00:48:23,314 --> 00:48:24,867 - No, she's right. 716 00:48:26,248 --> 00:48:28,698 If I'm gonna be any good for this team, 717 00:48:29,665 --> 00:48:31,874 I've gotta get it together. 718 00:48:31,874 --> 00:48:32,702 - Okay then. 719 00:48:33,565 --> 00:48:35,153 Look there, under the water. 720 00:48:36,568 --> 00:48:38,639 It's these pods that have been dropping from the ceiling. 721 00:48:38,639 --> 00:48:40,503 There must be a dozen of them. 722 00:48:40,503 --> 00:48:43,368 - Wow, I see. Let's take a closer look. 723 00:48:46,613 --> 00:48:48,787 - Sounds good, guys. 724 00:48:49,961 --> 00:48:52,757 I'll just be up here keeping a lookout. 725 00:48:52,757 --> 00:48:55,139 - Thank you, Marion. You do that. 726 00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,422 [water lapping] 727 00:49:02,422 --> 00:49:05,356 [mysterious music] 728 00:49:08,048 --> 00:49:10,637 - You are really going to enjoy our grotto. 729 00:49:12,397 --> 00:49:13,916 Just up ahead. 730 00:49:13,916 --> 00:49:16,194 - Miss, you are very lovely, but I got a freight of slurry 731 00:49:16,194 --> 00:49:17,955 out there that aint getting any fresher. 732 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:21,924 So, if we could, as they say in the Grail Star Cluster, 733 00:49:21,924 --> 00:49:25,721 get down to the get down, I'll be on my merry way. 734 00:49:25,721 --> 00:49:28,275 - Don't you want a grand tour of our facilities? 735 00:49:28,275 --> 00:49:31,796 - Lady, I got eight penises that need satisfaction. 736 00:49:31,796 --> 00:49:33,660 This is gonna take long enough as it is. 737 00:49:33,660 --> 00:49:35,662 So I suggest we get down to brass tacks. 738 00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:39,459 - Pim, do we have a new guest? 739 00:49:39,459 --> 00:49:43,049 - You got the king of the cosmic convoy, Blue Hugh Mongous. 740 00:49:43,049 --> 00:49:44,119 - How enchanting. 741 00:49:45,258 --> 00:49:46,776 - Captain of my tub. 742 00:49:46,776 --> 00:49:47,743 - I'm Dara'Tel. 743 00:49:47,743 --> 00:49:49,055 - Ooh, ah. 744 00:49:49,055 --> 00:49:52,127 [nibbling] 745 00:49:52,127 --> 00:49:52,990 - Pleasure. 746 00:49:53,921 --> 00:49:54,750 - Yeah. 747 00:49:56,545 --> 00:49:59,651 - I would like to welcome you to our newest attraction here 748 00:49:59,651 --> 00:50:01,860 at the Thanagarian bordello. 749 00:50:03,655 --> 00:50:04,484 - Now. 750 00:50:06,141 --> 00:50:11,146 You just sit down, get comfortable and enjoy the show. 751 00:50:16,703 --> 00:50:19,292 [water bubbling] 752 00:50:19,292 --> 00:50:21,742 [soft music] 753 00:50:38,656 --> 00:50:40,968 [Blue laughing] 754 00:50:40,968 --> 00:50:43,937 - Ooh, ah [laughs]. 755 00:50:48,493 --> 00:50:49,253 - We got pods. 756 00:50:50,254 --> 00:50:51,048 - Quiet. 757 00:50:52,256 --> 00:50:54,292 Dara'Tel and Pim are over with some 758 00:50:54,292 --> 00:50:56,225 freighter pilot they lured here. 759 00:50:57,606 --> 00:51:00,367 - I got one for you too, Marion, so we can each have one. 760 00:51:01,334 --> 00:51:02,300 - Thank you, Gab-E. 761 00:51:03,370 --> 00:51:04,199 Please. 762 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,408 Be quiet. 763 00:51:09,583 --> 00:51:13,035 - Marion, these friends of yours are very interesting. 764 00:51:15,382 --> 00:51:18,005 [upbeat music] 765 00:51:29,327 --> 00:51:31,950 [Blue laughing] 766 00:51:31,950 --> 00:51:34,539 [upbeat music] 767 00:51:37,404 --> 00:51:41,339 - Okay, I have no idea where this is going now. 768 00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:46,965 - I'd venture a guess that it's going somewhere sensual. 769 00:51:48,588 --> 00:51:50,969 - What are you guys? 770 00:51:52,419 --> 00:51:53,972 - All will be explained in time. 771 00:51:59,323 --> 00:52:02,912 - Ooh, how lucky are we today? 772 00:52:04,811 --> 00:52:08,435 Our body heat has attracted some native one. 773 00:52:10,230 --> 00:52:13,854 - Oh, hey now, what are these squishy little critters? 774 00:52:13,854 --> 00:52:15,166 - Impudent cur! 775 00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:17,306 How dare you kick the seeds of a god? 776 00:52:17,306 --> 00:52:22,035 - What she means to say is, this is a protected species. 777 00:52:22,035 --> 00:52:23,278 - [Blue] Is that a fact? 778 00:52:24,451 --> 00:52:27,109 - This is a Thanagarian pleasure pod. 779 00:52:27,109 --> 00:52:28,662 Just give it a little tickle, 780 00:52:29,801 --> 00:52:31,631 and it'll give you all the feels. 781 00:52:33,115 --> 00:52:36,222 - I don't want no funny stuff. Just girls, and lots of them. 782 00:52:36,222 --> 00:52:38,569 What do I look like, some kinda freak? 783 00:52:38,569 --> 00:52:42,159 - Just tickle the damn pleasure pods, you ugly squid. 784 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:44,747 - All right, okay. You don't need to get ornery now. 785 00:52:47,474 --> 00:52:49,442 - Doesn't it feel good? 786 00:52:49,442 --> 00:52:52,238 - Not bad. Not so bad at all. 787 00:52:54,516 --> 00:52:56,518 - Would you like to try another? 788 00:52:59,176 --> 00:52:59,969 - Ooh. 789 00:53:00,832 --> 00:53:02,213 - [Pim] Maybe just one more. 790 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:05,458 [Blue laughing] 791 00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:07,770 - Woo, woo, oh, woo. 792 00:53:07,770 --> 00:53:08,702 - [Dara'Tel] Another. 793 00:53:08,702 --> 00:53:10,359 - Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa. 794 00:53:10,359 --> 00:53:11,188 Whoa. 795 00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:12,879 - Blue Hugh Mongous? 796 00:53:14,363 --> 00:53:18,505 You finally found me after all these miles. 797 00:53:18,505 --> 00:53:20,024 Blue Hugh Mongous, 798 00:53:21,646 --> 00:53:24,580 do you like my babies, Blue Hugh Mongous? 799 00:53:24,580 --> 00:53:26,133 - Oh, too many for old Blue. 800 00:53:26,133 --> 00:53:26,962 Whoa, ho. 801 00:53:28,066 --> 00:53:30,379 Whoa, come on, come on down! 802 00:53:32,243 --> 00:53:35,591 [soft mysterious music] 803 00:53:38,007 --> 00:53:41,528 - See, Pim, that's why I don't fool around with males. 804 00:53:44,807 --> 00:53:46,430 No stamina. 805 00:53:46,430 --> 00:53:49,191 - [laughs] Oh. 806 00:53:49,191 --> 00:53:51,435 [laughing] 807 00:54:06,588 --> 00:54:08,590 [pods squeaking] 808 00:54:08,590 --> 00:54:10,868 [laughing] 809 00:54:13,836 --> 00:54:16,839 - Should we do something about our friend here? 810 00:54:16,839 --> 00:54:19,946 - Oh, whatever. He was a dick anyways. 811 00:54:19,946 --> 00:54:21,465 Are we still talking about him? 812 00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:26,228 Oh shit, I love these pods. 813 00:54:26,228 --> 00:54:28,644 [soft music] 814 00:54:29,921 --> 00:54:32,199 [laughing] 815 00:54:34,616 --> 00:54:37,964 [soft mysterious music] 816 00:54:47,007 --> 00:54:48,561 - Did you see that? 817 00:54:49,838 --> 00:54:53,048 I think they just killed that guy. 818 00:54:53,048 --> 00:54:56,431 - Maxy, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 819 00:54:56,431 --> 00:54:57,949 - We share a hive mind. 820 00:55:00,435 --> 00:55:01,677 So yes. 821 00:55:01,677 --> 00:55:04,128 [soft music] 822 00:55:07,787 --> 00:55:10,445 [pods squeaking] 823 00:55:10,445 --> 00:55:12,861 [soft music] 824 00:55:17,486 --> 00:55:20,247 [dramatic music] 825 00:55:24,390 --> 00:55:26,564 [gasping] 826 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:30,016 [soft music] 827 00:55:33,260 --> 00:55:35,504 [giggling] 828 00:55:37,472 --> 00:55:39,819 [whooshing] 829 00:55:42,304 --> 00:55:44,996 [whooshing] 830 00:55:44,996 --> 00:55:48,345 [soft mysterious music] 831 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:51,520 [sobbing] 832 00:55:53,246 --> 00:55:55,904 [pod squeaking] 833 00:56:05,776 --> 00:56:07,087 - Hey, cutie. 834 00:56:08,779 --> 00:56:10,332 Are you trying to cheer me up? 835 00:56:11,402 --> 00:56:13,853 [soft music] 836 00:56:15,613 --> 00:56:18,305 [pod squeaking] 837 00:56:27,004 --> 00:56:29,489 Who's the precious little pod? 838 00:56:31,767 --> 00:56:33,113 - All right, the coast is clear, 839 00:56:33,113 --> 00:56:34,701 so let's just walk in business. 840 00:56:34,701 --> 00:56:35,944 I'll see you in our room. 841 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:40,051 - Oh God. Why can't I bounce? 842 00:56:40,914 --> 00:56:42,433 [Dara'Tel laughing] 843 00:56:42,433 --> 00:56:45,056 - [Dara'Tel] My darling Pim, if I didn't know any better, 844 00:56:45,056 --> 00:56:48,059 I'd say you were sweet on our large blue friend here. 845 00:56:49,060 --> 00:56:51,477 - [Pim] Eh, I've done worse. 846 00:56:51,477 --> 00:56:53,686 [soft mysterious music] 847 00:56:53,686 --> 00:56:54,721 - Hello. 848 00:56:54,721 --> 00:56:58,069 [soft mysterious music] 849 00:57:01,970 --> 00:57:02,798 Hello. 850 00:57:04,455 --> 00:57:05,318 Oh. 851 00:57:06,492 --> 00:57:09,218 If I can't bounce, what can I do? 852 00:57:15,501 --> 00:57:18,089 [upbeat music] 853 00:57:37,005 --> 00:57:39,456 - Marion, the professor, 854 00:57:40,595 --> 00:57:42,493 Empress, has been looking for you. 855 00:57:43,908 --> 00:57:48,913 - Professor Empress knows where to find me, doesn't she? 856 00:57:50,259 --> 00:57:53,228 - No, I think that was the issue. 857 00:57:54,643 --> 00:57:57,819 - Well, I'm right here. 858 00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:01,098 - I see that. 859 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,447 - And? 860 00:58:05,447 --> 00:58:06,552 What about you? 861 00:58:07,725 --> 00:58:11,695 Did you still wanna have that little chat? 862 00:58:11,695 --> 00:58:12,868 - Do I ever. 863 00:58:15,906 --> 00:58:18,805 - Well then why don't you come over here 864 00:58:18,805 --> 00:58:21,601 and tell me what you've gotta say? 865 00:58:21,601 --> 00:58:24,190 [upbeat music] 866 00:58:24,190 --> 00:58:26,779 [pod squeaking] 867 00:58:26,779 --> 00:58:29,367 [upbeat music] 868 00:58:34,269 --> 00:58:35,719 [Marion moaning] 869 00:58:35,719 --> 00:58:38,411 [pod squeaking] 870 00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:47,903 - Is someone there? 871 00:58:49,111 --> 00:58:51,907 - Auxiliary 8127, do you read me? 872 00:58:51,907 --> 00:58:54,461 It is I, Alterian High Council the First. 873 00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:57,706 - Do I know you? 874 00:58:57,706 --> 00:59:01,261 - Not in this form, but we have met in the council chambers. 875 00:59:01,261 --> 00:59:03,332 The High Council was concerned that you and Maxy 876 00:59:03,332 --> 00:59:05,611 were in over your heads, and I'm here to help. 877 00:59:06,715 --> 00:59:08,406 - Okay, what's your designation? 878 00:59:09,925 --> 00:59:12,341 - You know, in all the commotion, we failed to assign one. 879 00:59:12,341 --> 00:59:14,274 I haven't been in the field in so long. 880 00:59:16,276 --> 00:59:17,968 - Hey, since you're a member of the High Council, 881 00:59:17,968 --> 00:59:19,176 we can call you Hi-Co. 882 00:59:20,004 --> 00:59:21,661 - Hi-Co. 883 00:59:21,661 --> 00:59:22,835 I like it. 884 00:59:22,835 --> 00:59:27,391 - These visitors, where do they come from? 885 00:59:28,323 --> 00:59:30,083 - I figured they were locals. 886 00:59:30,083 --> 00:59:32,223 I couldn't imagine either of those two dipshits 887 00:59:32,223 --> 00:59:34,122 piloting a star cruiser. 888 00:59:34,122 --> 00:59:34,950 - Nah. 889 00:59:36,124 --> 00:59:38,540 I'm not buying that local yokel story 890 00:59:38,540 --> 00:59:39,817 for a new court paraclick. 891 00:59:41,198 --> 00:59:44,235 No, there's more to these interlopers than meets the eye. 892 00:59:44,235 --> 00:59:47,204 These are ancient beings of great power. 893 00:59:47,204 --> 00:59:50,103 - You can tell just by looking at them? 894 00:59:50,103 --> 00:59:52,761 - I know this, because the pod knows this. 895 00:59:54,211 --> 00:59:57,110 The pod craves their power, but has used them as well. 896 00:59:59,043 --> 01:00:02,599 We must tread lightly with these strange visitors. 897 01:00:04,186 --> 01:00:07,534 [soft mysterious music] 898 01:00:13,713 --> 01:00:15,439 - It's just as we suspected. 899 01:00:17,268 --> 01:00:18,960 You're dealing with a godly power here, 900 01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:21,031 and your cover is blown. 901 01:00:21,031 --> 01:00:22,584 - Is there somewhere safe we can boost? 902 01:00:22,584 --> 01:00:23,827 - I can't boost. 903 01:00:23,827 --> 01:00:26,105 I don't, I don't know what's wrong with me. 904 01:00:28,486 --> 01:00:29,453 - I feel it too. 905 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:33,146 Something in this temple is draining our powers. 906 01:00:36,460 --> 01:00:37,979 Here, come close to me. 907 01:00:42,466 --> 01:00:45,020 - Ooh, so warm and tingly. 908 01:00:45,020 --> 01:00:47,402 [soft music] 909 01:00:55,893 --> 01:00:59,517 - Gab-E, where were you? And who the hell is this? 910 01:00:59,517 --> 01:01:02,555 - Alterian High Council the First, field designation Hi-Co. 911 01:01:05,144 --> 01:01:08,319 - I couldn't boost. Hi-Co saved me with her power hug. 912 01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:11,668 - I must confess, it would have worked with a mere touch 913 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:14,705 of the hand, but I find your form pleasing 914 01:01:14,705 --> 01:01:16,638 and I took advantage of the situation. 915 01:01:16,638 --> 01:01:18,847 For that, I apologize. 916 01:01:18,847 --> 01:01:22,092 - That's okay, Hi-Co. I find your form pleasing too. 917 01:01:22,092 --> 01:01:24,991 Maybe later we can get to know each other better. 918 01:01:24,991 --> 01:01:26,613 - I'd like that, Gab-E. 919 01:01:26,613 --> 01:01:30,652 - Yeah, well, as they say in the Motel Stars area, 920 01:01:30,652 --> 01:01:32,171 get a room, you two. 921 01:01:32,171 --> 01:01:35,450 But get it somewhere else. We're leaving tonight. 922 01:01:35,450 --> 01:01:38,246 - No, we have to stay and fix the damage we've done. 923 01:01:40,179 --> 01:01:42,043 - It's funny a High Council member would forget 924 01:01:42,043 --> 01:01:44,562 the Alterian Code of Noninterference. 925 01:01:44,562 --> 01:01:47,151 - [Hi-Co] Yes, Collector Maxy, but you may have noticed 926 01:01:47,151 --> 01:01:49,567 strange activity here recently. 927 01:01:49,567 --> 01:01:51,569 - Yeah, you could say that again. 928 01:01:51,569 --> 01:01:53,157 - Well these events have been accelerated 929 01:01:53,157 --> 01:01:54,711 by your presence here. 930 01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:56,298 We are in the lair of an ancient beast 931 01:01:56,298 --> 01:01:59,232 that has been feeding off people since we've arrived. 932 01:01:59,232 --> 01:02:01,338 - I think I would have noticed if an ancient beast 933 01:02:01,338 --> 01:02:03,271 was feeding off of me. 934 01:02:03,271 --> 01:02:05,998 - Have you tried using your powers lately? 935 01:02:05,998 --> 01:02:08,172 The council has been unable to reach you. 936 01:02:08,172 --> 01:02:09,380 Can you connect to them? 937 01:02:12,867 --> 01:02:13,730 - I can't. 938 01:02:14,972 --> 01:02:16,802 I can't see anything past the temple. 939 01:02:19,218 --> 01:02:21,807 - I can even feel my vast energy slowly dwindle 940 01:02:21,807 --> 01:02:23,360 as the beast grows in power. 941 01:02:24,602 --> 01:02:26,570 What took hundreds of years in empire building 942 01:02:26,570 --> 01:02:29,262 is done in a matter of days with you two 943 01:02:29,262 --> 01:02:31,817 Alterian energy cows loafing around. 944 01:02:31,817 --> 01:02:33,266 - Hey. 945 01:02:33,266 --> 01:02:35,959 - The energy cow is worshiped as a god in some faiths. 946 01:02:37,339 --> 01:02:38,755 I'll take it as a compliment. 947 01:02:39,894 --> 01:02:41,550 - We have to fix the mess we've made. 948 01:02:43,138 --> 01:02:45,658 - Can't we just boost back to domicile 949 01:02:45,658 --> 01:02:47,971 and let Marion and the gang sort it out? 950 01:02:47,971 --> 01:02:49,938 They seem like a capable bunch. 951 01:02:52,492 --> 01:02:55,841 - The Thanagarian pod beast is a world devourer, 952 01:02:55,841 --> 01:02:57,083 a planet ender. 953 01:02:57,083 --> 01:02:58,878 It won't stop at Thanagar. 954 01:02:58,878 --> 01:03:01,570 It will continue across the galaxy just as it did before 955 01:03:01,570 --> 01:03:02,951 and they'll be nothing left. 956 01:03:04,159 --> 01:03:07,059 We won't be leaving this to Marion and the gang. 957 01:03:07,059 --> 01:03:08,785 We'll destroy this monster, and we'll return 958 01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:11,270 to Alteria for a hero's welcome. 959 01:03:11,270 --> 01:03:12,858 - How do you suppose we do that? 960 01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:16,551 - We give the bitch what she wants. 961 01:03:17,552 --> 01:03:20,866 [soft mysterious music] 962 01:03:33,844 --> 01:03:36,467 [upbeat music] 963 01:03:45,925 --> 01:03:48,997 - [All Mother] Our last union. 964 01:03:48,997 --> 01:03:51,586 [upbeat music] 965 01:04:19,027 --> 01:04:22,030 [upbeat rock music] 966 01:04:36,942 --> 01:04:39,185 [laughing] 967 01:04:42,326 --> 01:04:43,983 - [Pim] Am I supposed to be here? 968 01:04:45,019 --> 01:04:48,367 [soft mysterious music] 969 01:04:51,922 --> 01:04:54,787 [water trickling] 970 01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:57,686 - We seek an audience with the empress. 971 01:04:57,686 --> 01:04:59,965 - Wait, there is three of you now? 972 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:03,485 - This is Hi-Co. She's new. 973 01:05:03,485 --> 01:05:05,798 - [Jeetz] Hi-Co pleases the pod. 974 01:05:05,798 --> 01:05:06,695 - Do I? 975 01:05:08,145 --> 01:05:10,596 - I don't really know. The pod doesn't talk to me much. 976 01:05:13,150 --> 01:05:17,016 - You guys really went to town on that protein slurry. 977 01:05:17,016 --> 01:05:20,157 - It's hungry work, building an empire. 978 01:05:20,157 --> 01:05:22,366 - This is what you call an empire? 979 01:05:22,366 --> 01:05:25,300 It looks like an outer colony poo hatch den. 980 01:05:25,300 --> 01:05:29,063 - This place is straight outer colony. 981 01:05:29,063 --> 01:05:29,926 - Hey. 982 01:05:30,996 --> 01:05:33,101 We're getting stronger every day. 983 01:05:33,101 --> 01:05:37,899 You'll see. 984 01:05:37,899 --> 01:05:39,383 - Someone is here. 985 01:05:41,696 --> 01:05:44,595 Beast of great and delicious power. 986 01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:48,116 [hissing] 987 01:05:51,878 --> 01:05:54,088 - We seek an audience with Her Majesty, 988 01:05:54,088 --> 01:05:56,331 Dara'Tel, the Empress of Thanagar. 989 01:05:56,331 --> 01:05:58,057 First child of the All Mother, 990 01:05:58,057 --> 01:06:01,267 herald to the world eater and voice of the pod. 991 01:06:01,267 --> 01:06:02,993 - I'm listening. 992 01:06:02,993 --> 01:06:04,961 Maxy, is it? 993 01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:07,584 - Alterian Collective Unit 4878. 994 01:06:07,584 --> 01:06:10,725 Field designation Maxy Prime. 995 01:06:10,725 --> 01:06:12,554 - Alterian Collective, you say? 996 01:06:13,693 --> 01:06:15,557 All of you? 997 01:06:18,595 --> 01:06:21,460 You masquerade as common pilgrims. 998 01:06:21,460 --> 01:06:25,705 You think the pod couldn't sniff out your powers, 999 01:06:25,705 --> 01:06:27,052 but we knew you were special 1000 01:06:27,052 --> 01:06:29,261 before you even entered this temple. 1001 01:06:29,261 --> 01:06:32,471 Such is the glory of the pod. 1002 01:06:34,473 --> 01:06:37,510 - We Alterians worship great power above all else, 1003 01:06:37,510 --> 01:06:39,926 especially that of an erotic and carnal nature. 1004 01:06:41,273 --> 01:06:43,482 We sensed the pod's lusty energies from afar, 1005 01:06:43,482 --> 01:06:46,002 and we are here seeking union with her. 1006 01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:47,831 - The Goddess seeks no union. 1007 01:06:49,074 --> 01:06:51,179 She only wishes to consume. 1008 01:06:52,629 --> 01:06:55,770 - And so we shall live on in the belly of the Goddess. 1009 01:06:55,770 --> 01:06:57,461 - We are beings of pure energy. 1010 01:06:57,461 --> 01:06:59,946 As you know, energy cannot be destroyed. 1011 01:06:59,946 --> 01:07:01,776 It merely changes form. 1012 01:07:01,776 --> 01:07:04,261 - It is our place in the cosmic dance. 1013 01:07:04,261 --> 01:07:06,091 - [Hi-Co] We are not bound by flesh as you are, 1014 01:07:06,091 --> 01:07:08,783 Dara'Tel of the Scholastica Infitum Sanctorum. 1015 01:07:08,783 --> 01:07:10,923 - The sanctorum is far behind me now. 1016 01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:12,649 Here, 1017 01:07:14,306 --> 01:07:16,687 I am an empress. 1018 01:07:16,687 --> 01:07:19,725 - Then grant we fulfill our destiny, Empress. 1019 01:07:19,725 --> 01:07:22,003 A union between the pod and the Alterian Collective 1020 01:07:22,003 --> 01:07:24,316 could be just the thing to spread her glorious spore 1021 01:07:24,316 --> 01:07:26,283 across the expanse of time and space. 1022 01:07:26,283 --> 01:07:29,597 - The Goddess does not need your union to spread her spore. 1023 01:07:31,254 --> 01:07:32,082 But still, 1024 01:07:33,739 --> 01:07:35,327 you intrigue the pod. 1025 01:07:38,019 --> 01:07:39,952 You will be first. 1026 01:07:39,952 --> 01:07:41,195 - With honor, Empress. 1027 01:07:42,817 --> 01:07:44,819 - Uh-uh, uh-uh, hold on. 1028 01:07:45,785 --> 01:07:47,097 Slowly. 1029 01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:51,964 The pod enjoys a show. 1030 01:07:51,964 --> 01:07:55,036 [upbeat dance music] 1031 01:08:26,481 --> 01:08:29,105 [soft whooshing] 1032 01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:32,177 [upbeat dance music] 1033 01:08:38,424 --> 01:08:41,186 [soft whooshing] 1034 01:08:41,186 --> 01:08:44,258 [upbeat dance music] 1035 01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:53,025 [soft whooshing] 1036 01:08:53,025 --> 01:08:56,132 [upbeat dance music] 1037 01:09:02,068 --> 01:09:05,071 [upbeat rock music] 1038 01:09:09,835 --> 01:09:12,665 [soft rock music] 1039 01:09:32,133 --> 01:09:34,963 [cavern cracking] 1040 01:09:46,975 --> 01:09:49,357 [soft music] 1041 01:09:53,085 --> 01:09:56,019 - Empress, are we thinking enough is enough here? 1042 01:09:56,019 --> 01:10:00,265 - No, we will just feel the energy flowing. 1043 01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:06,374 The power coursing through the tentacles. 1044 01:10:06,374 --> 01:10:07,582 - Yeah, I feel it. 1045 01:10:07,582 --> 01:10:09,619 It's gonna bring this whole temple down. 1046 01:10:09,619 --> 01:10:14,624 - Pim, this temple has stood for an eternity, 1047 01:10:15,763 --> 01:10:18,317 and it's gonna stand for an eternity longer. 1048 01:10:20,699 --> 01:10:21,527 - Okay. 1049 01:10:22,701 --> 01:10:25,462 I'm just gonna run some trash out to the pile. 1050 01:10:26,670 --> 01:10:29,121 [soft music] 1051 01:10:32,435 --> 01:10:34,091 - Never mind them, my love. 1052 01:10:35,369 --> 01:10:36,232 Join me. 1053 01:10:40,512 --> 01:10:41,478 As we usher in 1054 01:10:43,894 --> 01:10:44,688 a new age. 1055 01:10:45,862 --> 01:10:48,244 [soft music] 1056 01:10:50,556 --> 01:10:51,385 My Goddess, no! 1057 01:11:00,877 --> 01:11:04,467 [blaster whirring] 1058 01:11:04,467 --> 01:11:07,470 [soft upbeat music] 1059 01:11:11,646 --> 01:11:14,822 - The pod is dying. We must leave this place at once. 1060 01:11:14,822 --> 01:11:17,790 - Can you boost? I can't even change form. 1061 01:11:17,790 --> 01:11:19,171 - Ditto. 1062 01:11:19,171 --> 01:11:20,345 - It was all the energy I could muster 1063 01:11:20,345 --> 01:11:22,208 to overload the beast. 1064 01:11:22,208 --> 01:11:23,486 I'm as drained as you are. 1065 01:11:25,419 --> 01:11:27,179 - There's a twin-ion deep star cruiser 1066 01:11:27,179 --> 01:11:28,939 parked just outside the temple. 1067 01:11:28,939 --> 01:11:32,218 If we can make that, I can get us into the jump ship. 1068 01:11:32,218 --> 01:11:33,496 - Then it's home free. 1069 01:11:33,496 --> 01:11:35,256 - Sounds like a plan. Let's move. 1070 01:11:36,775 --> 01:11:40,779 [Dara'Tel screaming and crying] 1071 01:11:42,850 --> 01:11:45,956 [Dara'Tel screaming] 1072 01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:55,276 [soft music] 1073 01:11:55,276 --> 01:11:59,384 - [Gab-E] Marion, what's gotten into you? 1074 01:11:59,384 --> 01:12:00,212 - You did this. 1075 01:12:01,834 --> 01:12:05,044 You ruined everything. 1076 01:12:06,494 --> 01:12:10,429 It was so beautiful until you Alterians came along. 1077 01:12:10,429 --> 01:12:13,881 - Your god is dead, Marion, and will soon be buried. 1078 01:12:13,881 --> 01:12:15,503 Will you stay here with your empress, 1079 01:12:15,503 --> 01:12:17,194 presiding over a pile of rubble? 1080 01:12:19,093 --> 01:12:20,370 Or will you come with us? 1081 01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:23,200 - I don't know. 1082 01:12:24,443 --> 01:12:27,860 It's all just so confusing. 1083 01:12:29,724 --> 01:12:31,692 [punch striking] 1084 01:12:31,692 --> 01:12:34,280 [laser firing] 1085 01:12:35,834 --> 01:12:39,976 - Okay, let's grab her and get the hell outta here. 1086 01:12:39,976 --> 01:12:42,875 [ground trembling] 1087 01:12:47,742 --> 01:12:50,158 [soft music] 1088 01:12:52,609 --> 01:12:55,371 [engines firing] 1089 01:13:05,242 --> 01:13:07,210 - The sun rises again on Thanagar. 1090 01:13:08,591 --> 01:13:10,903 - Maybe we'll get another 8,000 years of peace. 1091 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:13,872 - I wouldn't bet on it, Gab-E. 1092 01:13:14,804 --> 01:13:17,220 [soft music] 1093 01:13:29,128 --> 01:13:31,683 [door opening] 1094 01:13:36,101 --> 01:13:38,931 - Well, it was still a good mission overall. 1095 01:13:40,036 --> 01:13:42,210 - We awakened an ancient, godlike evil 1096 01:13:42,210 --> 01:13:44,040 and set it loose in the universe. 1097 01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:45,455 How is that a good mission? 1098 01:13:45,455 --> 01:13:49,770 - We didn't awaken the pod. We exposed it. 1099 01:13:49,770 --> 01:13:53,152 We saved the princess, and we got it all cleared up. 1100 01:13:53,152 --> 01:13:54,499 No harm done. 1101 01:13:54,499 --> 01:13:56,328 - We destroyed an ancient temple. 1102 01:13:57,812 --> 01:14:00,470 - Well sure, but nobody got hurt. 1103 01:14:00,470 --> 01:14:02,576 - Well, Dara did. 1104 01:14:02,576 --> 01:14:05,579 [soft upbeat music] 1105 01:14:11,032 --> 01:14:12,413 Also, I punched Marion. 1106 01:14:13,725 --> 01:14:16,521 And what about that Jillaxian freighter captain? 1107 01:14:16,521 --> 01:14:18,005 - Oh. 1108 01:14:18,005 --> 01:14:19,627 I forgot about him. 1109 01:14:19,627 --> 01:14:23,459 - Hey, let's leave that out of the report, cool? 1110 01:14:24,632 --> 01:14:26,703 - Cool as the ice moon on Party Planet Seven. 1111 01:14:27,773 --> 01:14:28,602 - Ch. 1112 01:14:29,879 --> 01:14:32,398 [ship flying] 1113 01:14:40,959 --> 01:14:43,686 - I found a couple stowaways. 1114 01:14:43,686 --> 01:14:47,068 - Dammit, I'm so easy to sneak up on without my powers. 1115 01:14:47,068 --> 01:14:49,312 I don't see anything coming anymore. 1116 01:14:49,312 --> 01:14:52,626 - What do you say, Captain, to the jettison hatch with them? 1117 01:14:52,626 --> 01:14:54,766 - Yeah, whatever, those guys are jerks. 1118 01:14:54,766 --> 01:14:57,423 - Wait, Maxy, you still gotta make it 1119 01:14:57,423 --> 01:14:59,356 with a male of the species. 1120 01:14:59,356 --> 01:15:00,185 - Oh yeah. 1121 01:15:01,358 --> 01:15:03,878 I was planning on giving that one the sex. 1122 01:15:03,878 --> 01:15:06,571 - Well, you can't jettison me quite yet then, can you? 1123 01:15:07,779 --> 01:15:08,607 - I suppose not. 1124 01:15:10,057 --> 01:15:13,025 - And we had our fun, the two of us. Didn't we, Maxy? 1125 01:15:14,233 --> 01:15:16,304 You don't wanna toss old Pim into space. 1126 01:15:18,099 --> 01:15:20,274 - We might harvest data from this one yet. 1127 01:15:21,724 --> 01:15:24,174 [soft music] 1128 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:34,530 - Oh, Gab-E, someone has to man the ship. 1129 01:15:34,530 --> 01:15:37,015 You're gonna have to sit this one out. 1130 01:15:37,015 --> 01:15:39,431 [soft music] 1131 01:15:45,299 --> 01:15:47,715 - I never get to have any fun. 1132 01:15:47,715 --> 01:15:50,511 [group laughing] 1133 01:15:54,308 --> 01:15:56,793 [light music] 1134 01:16:11,946 --> 01:16:13,914 - Well, since none of our powers have returned, 1135 01:16:13,914 --> 01:16:15,674 we have to do this the old-fashioned way. 1136 01:16:15,674 --> 01:16:18,297 - Yes, it's interesting that none of my life energy 1137 01:16:18,297 --> 01:16:20,886 has returned in any significant way. 1138 01:16:20,886 --> 01:16:23,337 [soft music] 1139 01:16:27,652 --> 01:16:30,551 [door opening] 1140 01:16:30,551 --> 01:16:33,554 [soft upbeat music] 1141 01:16:41,148 --> 01:16:45,704 - Those Alterians sure were some hot pieces of cosmic ass. 1142 01:16:45,704 --> 01:16:47,568 - Yeah. 1143 01:16:47,568 --> 01:16:48,880 Hey, why do you think they haven't gotten 1144 01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:50,606 their powers back yet? 1145 01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:52,608 - Probably all the pleasure pods I smuggled aboard 1146 01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:53,919 before we took off. 1147 01:16:53,919 --> 01:16:55,852 - All right, I got a bunch too. 1148 01:16:58,061 --> 01:17:00,995 [cupboards shaking] 1149 01:17:05,690 --> 01:17:08,140 [soft music] 1150 01:17:10,487 --> 01:17:13,249 [crowd cheering] 1151 01:17:19,980 --> 01:17:22,983 [soft upbeat music] 1152 01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:35,098 [soft music] 1153 01:17:38,999 --> 01:17:40,897 [upbeat music] 1154 01:17:40,897 --> 01:17:42,830 - Secrets of the natives 1155 01:17:43,797 --> 01:17:44,660 revealed. 1156 01:17:47,214 --> 01:17:49,699 Discover the ancient erotic healing 1157 01:17:49,699 --> 01:17:53,220 of the Thanagarian shamans, shamans. 1158 01:17:53,220 --> 01:17:56,016 In the comfort of your own home or office. 1159 01:17:56,016 --> 01:17:58,639 Embark on a sensual spirit quest 1160 01:17:58,639 --> 01:18:02,194 with the organic and holistic Thanagarian pleasure pod. 1161 01:18:05,542 --> 01:18:08,028 Quantities are limited and going fast. 1162 01:18:09,063 --> 01:18:11,548 Such is the glory of the pod. 1163 01:18:11,548 --> 01:18:14,137 [upbeat music] 1164 01:18:17,762 --> 01:18:19,039 Order now. 1165 01:18:19,039 --> 01:18:21,662 [upbeat music] 1166 01:22:11,857 --> 01:22:14,653 - Whoa, ho, let's do that again! 1167 01:22:14,653 --> 01:22:17,208 [upbeat music] 1168 01:22:19,555 --> 01:22:21,833 [laughing]