1 00:00:00,563 --> 00:00:03,149 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:08,237 --> 00:00:10,281 ♪ My life on the streets ♪ 3 00:00:10,281 --> 00:00:12,742 ♪ Time out of beat ♪ 4 00:00:12,742 --> 00:00:17,747 ♪ You know it ain't so easy ♪ 5 00:00:18,330 --> 00:00:23,335 ♪ Running around on these cold hard days and sold out nights ♪ 6 00:00:26,255 --> 00:00:29,550 ♪ If I could get it back again ♪ 7 00:00:29,550 --> 00:00:34,388 ♪ Without going crazy ♪ 8 00:00:34,388 --> 00:00:39,393 ♪ Forget about the time when I was smashed and incomplete ♪ 9 00:00:41,896 --> 00:00:46,484 ♪ Life sometimes sucks ♪ 10 00:00:46,484 --> 00:00:50,237 ♪ Win, lose or bust ♪ 11 00:00:50,237 --> 00:00:54,825 ♪ Bring down the barriers ♪ 12 00:00:54,825 --> 00:00:59,830 ♪ When life's on the rocks ♪ 13 00:01:01,123 --> 00:01:04,209 ♪ Life on the rocks ♪ 14 00:01:04,209 --> 00:01:05,418 - Yeah, I got issues. 15 00:01:05,418 --> 00:01:07,338 I mean, who doesn't have issues? 16 00:01:07,338 --> 00:01:10,257 Everybody's got issues, you know? 17 00:01:10,257 --> 00:01:12,885 Well, life's not comfortable, 18 00:01:12,885 --> 00:01:14,220 it's not boring. 19 00:01:16,179 --> 00:01:17,264 You know, 'cause when you're on the streets 20 00:01:17,264 --> 00:01:20,559 you never know what you'll find around a corner, 21 00:01:20,559 --> 00:01:23,229 what you'll find in a bin. 22 00:01:23,229 --> 00:01:25,648 You can make a left, you can make a right, 23 00:01:25,648 --> 00:01:27,525 and it makes no difference, you know? 24 00:01:27,525 --> 00:01:28,359 And... 25 00:01:29,652 --> 00:01:31,195 You know... 26 00:01:31,195 --> 00:01:33,864 But, well, you know, I'm not scared of anything. 27 00:01:33,864 --> 00:01:35,908 Nothing scares me at all. 28 00:01:37,034 --> 00:01:39,911 But don't think I haven't lived, 29 00:01:39,911 --> 00:01:40,746 'cause I've lived. 30 00:01:40,746 --> 00:01:43,582 I mean, lately on beans and juice, 31 00:01:47,461 --> 00:01:48,712 molly and junk, 32 00:01:50,256 --> 00:01:51,673 fent and blow, 33 00:01:51,673 --> 00:01:53,342 you know, they uh... 34 00:01:56,345 --> 00:01:57,762 They all, uh... 35 00:01:57,762 --> 00:02:00,182 They all bring me places. 36 00:02:00,182 --> 00:02:03,978 And zanny? Well, zanny brings me home. 37 00:02:03,978 --> 00:02:06,522 (stomach rumbling) 38 00:02:06,522 --> 00:02:10,860 Probably shouldn't have eaten that dumpster burrito. 39 00:02:12,194 --> 00:02:13,737 - [Davy] So are you gonna say something? 40 00:02:13,737 --> 00:02:15,573 - [Nate] What? I gotta say something? 41 00:02:15,573 --> 00:02:18,159 - [Davy] Well, it's a big bust. 42 00:02:18,159 --> 00:02:19,743 It's the cherry on top of your career. 43 00:02:19,743 --> 00:02:20,536 - [Nate] Yeah, sure. 44 00:02:20,536 --> 00:02:21,871 but they don't even have a conviction yet. 45 00:02:21,871 --> 00:02:24,165 C'mon, they don't even have a trial date. 46 00:02:24,165 --> 00:02:25,916 - [Davy] Yeah, but they have all the evidence, 47 00:02:25,916 --> 00:02:27,418 it's a slam dunk. 48 00:02:27,418 --> 00:02:29,003 Everybody's gonna take credit 49 00:02:29,003 --> 00:02:31,839 so I think you should be at least prepared to say something. 50 00:02:31,839 --> 00:02:32,673 - [Nate] Okay, 51 00:02:32,673 --> 00:02:33,924 how about all you paper pushers get off the dais. 52 00:02:33,924 --> 00:02:35,676 Fuck you very much. 53 00:02:35,676 --> 00:02:37,720 - [Davy] Hey, buddy. 54 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:39,930 You can't be lying here. 55 00:02:39,930 --> 00:02:42,641 (footsteps plodding) 56 00:02:42,641 --> 00:02:45,644 You need to go to the hospital? Huh? 57 00:02:48,022 --> 00:02:50,191 - [Nate] What did you take, huh? 58 00:02:50,191 --> 00:02:51,609 Let's get him up. 59 00:02:52,526 --> 00:02:53,611 - Should we take him in? 60 00:02:53,611 --> 00:02:55,612 - What for? Let's just get him out of here. 61 00:02:55,612 --> 00:02:58,073 - I think I have the shits. (burps) 62 00:02:58,073 --> 00:03:00,409 - There's a bar here with a restroom. 63 00:03:00,409 --> 00:03:02,995 Can you make it in there? - I gotta stay with my stuff. 64 00:03:02,995 --> 00:03:04,914 - Nobody's gonna take your stuff, come on. 65 00:03:04,914 --> 00:03:06,207 There's a restroom in there, go. 66 00:03:06,207 --> 00:03:07,875 - [Speed] All right. 67 00:03:11,170 --> 00:03:14,006 - [Davy] I need a shower. (upbeat music) 68 00:03:14,006 --> 00:03:15,299 - [Man] Can I order another? 69 00:03:15,299 --> 00:03:17,134 - Absolutely, just keep drinking. 70 00:03:17,134 --> 00:03:17,968 - Ahem. 71 00:03:18,802 --> 00:03:19,887 - Hey, where's your company? 72 00:03:19,887 --> 00:03:21,263 - I'm not expecting any. 73 00:03:21,263 --> 00:03:22,848 You want some? I'm off in an hour. 74 00:03:22,848 --> 00:03:24,308 - Not really. 75 00:03:24,308 --> 00:03:27,144 - How about some fries with that burger? It's on me. 76 00:03:27,144 --> 00:03:29,021 - What exactly do you think that order of fries 77 00:03:29,021 --> 00:03:30,356 entitles you to? 78 00:03:31,565 --> 00:03:35,736 - Hey watch the place for me, I'll be back in an hour. 79 00:03:35,736 --> 00:03:37,905 - Four more vodkas please? 80 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,243 - Hey, come back tomorrow. 81 00:03:42,243 --> 00:03:44,870 My pick up lines will be a whole lot better. 82 00:03:44,870 --> 00:03:47,873 - Hey, Kasha, take Blueberry, 83 00:03:47,873 --> 00:03:50,124 I want to try Blueberry. 84 00:03:50,124 --> 00:03:53,295 (indistinct chatter) 85 00:03:53,295 --> 00:03:55,881 (bright music) 86 00:04:05,391 --> 00:04:06,767 - [Evie] I have other ones. 87 00:04:06,767 --> 00:04:08,644 Here, try these ones. 88 00:04:08,644 --> 00:04:09,895 They might be nicer. 89 00:04:09,895 --> 00:04:14,316 ♪ On the day that I almost lost my mind ♪ 90 00:04:14,316 --> 00:04:17,069 - [Viktor] Now this is Blueberry. 91 00:04:19,571 --> 00:04:21,198 (speaking in a foreign language) 92 00:04:21,198 --> 00:04:22,533 Bottoms up, woo! 93 00:04:25,703 --> 00:04:27,538 - So, what do you say? 94 00:04:28,539 --> 00:04:30,291 ♪ I've been drunk all my life ♪ 95 00:04:30,291 --> 00:04:32,626 ♪ I was buried alive ♪ 96 00:04:32,626 --> 00:04:37,089 ♪ I've been so blind ♪ 97 00:04:37,089 --> 00:04:40,050 ♪ I was tempted by fate and I'm bent till I break ♪ 98 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:42,219 - [Milo] This looks like it should hold a shower curtain 99 00:04:42,219 --> 00:04:44,096 - For Christs sake, they're napkin rings 100 00:04:44,096 --> 00:04:48,434 not the wedding cake, but catering needs a decision. 101 00:04:50,602 --> 00:04:53,731 ♪ When I go ♪ 102 00:04:53,731 --> 00:04:55,149 ♪ I'm never coming back ♪ 103 00:04:55,149 --> 00:04:58,193 ♪ When I go ♪ 104 00:04:58,193 --> 00:04:59,903 ♪ I'm never coming back ♪ 105 00:04:59,903 --> 00:05:02,823 ♪ When I go ♪ 106 00:05:02,823 --> 00:05:04,366 ♪ I'm never coming back ♪ 107 00:05:04,366 --> 00:05:07,286 ♪ When I go ♪ 108 00:05:07,286 --> 00:05:10,622 ♪ I'm never coming back ♪ 109 00:05:11,665 --> 00:05:15,085 (bottles clinking) 110 00:05:15,085 --> 00:05:16,128 - Hey, fella, 111 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:19,423 where are you going? 112 00:05:19,423 --> 00:05:20,341 - Can I use your restroom? 113 00:05:20,341 --> 00:05:22,092 - No. - I won't mess it up. 114 00:05:22,092 --> 00:05:25,012 - No, restroom's for customers only 115 00:05:29,850 --> 00:05:31,477 (coins clatter) 116 00:05:31,477 --> 00:05:32,311 - Jack me. 117 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,105 I'll be right back. 118 00:05:39,068 --> 00:05:41,862 (toilet flushing) 119 00:05:59,463 --> 00:06:01,965 You know, this is a nice establishment. 120 00:06:01,965 --> 00:06:04,093 No, no, no, no, they're fucking with you. 121 00:06:04,093 --> 00:06:06,053 I should piss on the floor. 122 00:06:06,053 --> 00:06:07,679 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's crazy, 123 00:06:07,679 --> 00:06:09,223 and don't steal the towels. 124 00:06:09,223 --> 00:06:10,307 Why not? 125 00:06:10,307 --> 00:06:12,393 Anyway, should I do, huh? 126 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:15,020 It's that last little bit. 127 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:18,232 No, I'm not giving you permission to be an asshole. 128 00:06:18,232 --> 00:06:21,235 I gotta get back to the stuff, $0.5 a can, 129 00:06:21,235 --> 00:06:24,238 $O.10 cents bottle, $1 on the round. 130 00:06:25,864 --> 00:06:28,534 (music playing) 131 00:06:57,688 --> 00:07:00,899 (upbeat rock music) 132 00:07:00,899 --> 00:07:03,569 (siren wailing) 133 00:07:13,829 --> 00:07:14,663 - Oh jeez, no. 134 00:07:14,663 --> 00:07:16,331 Hey! No, no, no, no. 135 00:07:17,916 --> 00:07:20,043 Buddy, the restroom's out of order. 136 00:07:20,043 --> 00:07:21,712 - That's okay, Jack. 137 00:07:23,714 --> 00:07:24,798 Treat up. 138 00:07:24,798 --> 00:07:27,843 - Look, I prefer you have your drink someplace else. 139 00:07:27,843 --> 00:07:28,677 - I'm paying. 140 00:07:28,677 --> 00:07:31,472 - I don't care, go someplace else. 141 00:07:31,472 --> 00:07:34,850 You stink, and you're bothering my customers. 142 00:07:34,850 --> 00:07:35,809 - I'm not bothering anybody. 143 00:07:35,809 --> 00:07:38,020 - You're bothering me. 144 00:07:38,020 --> 00:07:39,855 You should get a job, 145 00:07:39,855 --> 00:07:42,316 take a bath, clean up your act. 146 00:07:42,316 --> 00:07:44,067 - You know, I would like a job, 147 00:07:44,067 --> 00:07:46,236 except I don't know much about anything. 148 00:07:46,236 --> 00:07:49,823 Except my liquor, I know my liquor. 149 00:07:49,823 --> 00:07:51,742 - Yeah, I bet you do. - Yeah, like you should keep 150 00:07:51,742 --> 00:07:53,410 your Patrons with your Patrons, you know 151 00:07:53,410 --> 00:07:55,954 Silver, Reposado, Aneho. 152 00:07:55,954 --> 00:07:58,790 And where's the Don Julio? I don't see Don anywhere. 153 00:07:58,790 --> 00:08:00,083 - You don't go, I'm gonna call the cops. 154 00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:01,084 - Call them. 155 00:08:02,211 --> 00:08:03,045 What are you gonna do? 156 00:08:03,045 --> 00:08:03,879 You'll tell them you're not gonna serve 157 00:08:03,879 --> 00:08:05,380 someone that looks like this and knows their liquor? 158 00:08:05,380 --> 00:08:08,175 And who the helL drinks, bubblegum and peanut butter 159 00:08:08,175 --> 00:08:10,052 and jelly vodka? 160 00:08:10,052 --> 00:08:11,136 - I'm calling 161 00:08:14,056 --> 00:08:17,267 (phone dialing) 162 00:08:17,267 --> 00:08:18,101 Calling. 163 00:08:22,147 --> 00:08:23,899 - It's like a sit-in. 164 00:08:25,442 --> 00:08:28,153 ♪ Deep in my heart ♪ 165 00:08:28,153 --> 00:08:33,116 ♪ I believe that we shall overcome ♪ 166 00:08:33,282 --> 00:08:34,493 ♪ Amen ♪ 167 00:08:34,493 --> 00:08:36,661 - Okay, okay, listen. Ssh! 168 00:08:37,579 --> 00:08:38,413 Just one. 169 00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:43,961 (scoffs) 170 00:08:45,963 --> 00:08:49,049 (indistinct chatter) 171 00:08:53,887 --> 00:08:55,305 - [Man 2] Well, I swear they like living on the streets, 172 00:08:55,305 --> 00:09:00,310 they just bask out there in the sun getting high all day. 173 00:09:00,769 --> 00:09:02,437 - [Woman] What are they using? 174 00:09:02,437 --> 00:09:03,939 They're totally using. 175 00:09:03,939 --> 00:09:05,607 - [Man 3] They showed up in porta-potties. 176 00:09:05,607 --> 00:09:08,026 - [Woman] They're alcoholics 177 00:09:08,026 --> 00:09:10,237 - [Man 4] And they don't want to stay in shelters. 178 00:09:10,237 --> 00:09:12,072 - [Woman 2] Lots of them are mentally ill or illegals. 179 00:09:12,072 --> 00:09:13,031 - [Man 2] You can't even walk 180 00:09:13,031 --> 00:09:15,742 into a public bathroom these days. 181 00:09:15,742 --> 00:09:19,580 - [Woman] They can't be here, and you can't tell them that. 182 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:22,916 (pensive music playing) 183 00:09:40,475 --> 00:09:42,811 (car honks) 184 00:09:45,147 --> 00:09:47,983 - You know we didn't reorder as much as we did last month. 185 00:09:47,983 --> 00:09:51,111 - It's been slow, holidays maybe. 186 00:09:51,111 --> 00:09:53,155 I can add a couple of specials on some foo-foo drinks, 187 00:09:53,155 --> 00:09:54,364 if you'd like. 188 00:09:54,364 --> 00:09:56,199 - I don't know, maybe. 189 00:09:58,910 --> 00:10:01,371 (door shuts) 190 00:10:01,371 --> 00:10:02,205 - Oh jeez. 191 00:10:08,045 --> 00:10:11,006 - What, you know this guy? 192 00:10:11,006 --> 00:10:12,382 - Just some homeless dude. 193 00:10:12,382 --> 00:10:13,842 - Some homeless dude is (indistinct) on our living, 194 00:10:13,842 --> 00:10:16,720 homeless people come in and use my bathroom now. 195 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:17,554 - I didn't invite him, 196 00:10:17,554 --> 00:10:19,556 he just has a drink here every once in a while. 197 00:10:19,556 --> 00:10:21,099 - Still, is he stealing stuff? 198 00:10:21,099 --> 00:10:22,351 You don't know what he's doing right there, right? 199 00:10:22,351 --> 00:10:24,019 Grabbing soap, paper towels. 200 00:10:24,019 --> 00:10:26,480 - No, I checked. Nothing seems out of place. 201 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,565 - Yeah, but you don't know if he's in there 202 00:10:28,565 --> 00:10:29,858 washing his underwear. 203 00:10:29,858 --> 00:10:30,692 (chuckles) 204 00:10:30,692 --> 00:10:31,777 - Well, no. 205 00:10:31,777 --> 00:10:35,656 - Christ, he could be shooting up, jerking off. 206 00:10:35,656 --> 00:10:36,573 - [Buddy] I don't know. 207 00:10:36,573 --> 00:10:38,408 - Yeah, you don't know. 208 00:10:38,408 --> 00:10:40,160 How often does he come in? 209 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:45,165 - He used to come quite often, not so much anymore. 210 00:10:45,165 --> 00:10:45,999 - I just think it's nuts 211 00:10:45,999 --> 00:10:49,503 letting a guy like that even come in here. 212 00:10:51,129 --> 00:10:52,589 Get rid of him. 213 00:10:52,589 --> 00:10:53,632 - How? 214 00:10:53,632 --> 00:10:55,884 - How? What do I care how? 215 00:10:55,884 --> 00:10:58,095 Tell him adios, arrivederci, 216 00:10:58,095 --> 00:11:00,681 you could use the word, leave. 217 00:11:00,681 --> 00:11:04,101 I don't care, just get rid of him. 218 00:11:04,101 --> 00:11:05,602 - Hey buddy, same. 219 00:11:06,853 --> 00:11:11,149 - You get over there and kick the bum out, go. 220 00:11:11,149 --> 00:11:12,234 Jesus Christ. 221 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:17,572 (siren wailing at a distance) 222 00:11:17,572 --> 00:11:20,283 - Speed, we're not serving you anymore. 223 00:11:20,283 --> 00:11:21,201 - If you're running low on Jack, 224 00:11:21,201 --> 00:11:22,828 Johnny's fine, I'll take Johnny. 225 00:11:22,828 --> 00:11:24,287 - It's not the type of whiskey we're not serving, 226 00:11:24,287 --> 00:11:28,291 it's you, we're not serving you anymore. 227 00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:29,960 - Is that the boss? 228 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:30,794 - I'm the boss. 229 00:11:30,794 --> 00:11:31,628 (chuckles) 230 00:11:31,628 --> 00:11:32,629 - You're fucking with me, come on. 231 00:11:32,629 --> 00:11:34,631 - I'm gonna be fucking with you if you don't leave. 232 00:11:34,631 --> 00:11:36,758 - Is that what you want? 233 00:11:36,758 --> 00:11:38,593 - Yeah, that's what I want. 234 00:11:38,593 --> 00:11:39,761 - Positive? 235 00:11:39,761 --> 00:11:40,887 - I'm positive. 236 00:11:40,887 --> 00:11:41,972 - Is it that positive, yes- 237 00:11:41,972 --> 00:11:44,474 - Stop fucking with me, Speed. 238 00:11:46,101 --> 00:11:49,061 - Just one pour, one pour and I'll go. 239 00:11:49,061 --> 00:11:50,105 - I'm not gonna give you one pour 240 00:11:50,105 --> 00:11:51,189 'cause you're just gonna sit there 241 00:11:51,189 --> 00:11:53,442 and stare at the glass for an hour. 242 00:11:53,442 --> 00:11:54,735 - Sometimes you gotta treat a whiskey 243 00:11:54,735 --> 00:11:56,153 like a beautiful woman, you know? 244 00:11:56,153 --> 00:11:57,487 You gotta stare at it a little bit, 245 00:11:57,487 --> 00:11:59,322 romance it a little bit because, 246 00:11:59,322 --> 00:12:01,324 you know, I didn't say that, somebody else said it. 247 00:12:01,324 --> 00:12:02,868 - Hey, how are you doing? 248 00:12:02,868 --> 00:12:06,496 I'm Murray Adler, I own this place. 249 00:12:06,496 --> 00:12:09,458 - Speed, they call me Speed. 250 00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:14,087 - So Buddy tells me you're a pretty frequent customer. 251 00:12:14,087 --> 00:12:15,505 - I suppose I am. 252 00:12:15,505 --> 00:12:18,091 - Yeah? Any reason why you choose my place? 253 00:12:18,091 --> 00:12:20,469 - It's on my way home. 254 00:12:20,469 --> 00:12:22,053 - And where's home? 255 00:12:23,722 --> 00:12:24,765 - 5th Street. 256 00:12:24,765 --> 00:12:28,101 - 5th Street, under the bridge, 10 City? 257 00:12:31,313 --> 00:12:32,647 - You know there's another bar, 258 00:12:32,647 --> 00:12:36,109 that's even closer to where you're living. 259 00:12:37,027 --> 00:12:38,779 - I like your place. 260 00:12:38,779 --> 00:12:39,905 - And I appreciate that. 261 00:12:39,905 --> 00:12:41,948 - Although your clientele could use a little cultivating. 262 00:12:41,948 --> 00:12:42,783 - The client could use... 263 00:12:42,783 --> 00:12:45,619 Are you listening to this asshole? 264 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:47,579 - So what do you mean 265 00:12:47,579 --> 00:12:50,540 my clientele could use some cultivating? 266 00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:51,750 - Nothing, nothing. 267 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,710 I'll just have my... I'll have my drink. 268 00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:56,338 - He's not gonna pour you a drink. 269 00:12:56,338 --> 00:12:57,881 Okay, listen to me, I'm not gonna coddle you 270 00:12:57,881 --> 00:12:59,132 like my bartender, okay? 271 00:12:59,132 --> 00:13:01,927 I want you to leave, and I want you to leave now. 272 00:13:01,927 --> 00:13:03,386 I think I'm being a nice guy. 273 00:13:03,386 --> 00:13:05,764 I'm asking nice, I think I'm being very polite, 274 00:13:05,764 --> 00:13:09,893 but if you don't leave I'm gonna have to call the cops. 275 00:13:09,893 --> 00:13:12,229 - There's not a good reason not to serve me. 276 00:13:12,229 --> 00:13:13,730 - I don't need a reason, okay? 277 00:13:13,730 --> 00:13:15,148 Come on, let's... 278 00:13:17,442 --> 00:13:21,696 - Okay, I know this is not my business, it's your place. 279 00:13:21,696 --> 00:13:22,531 I get it, 280 00:13:22,531 --> 00:13:25,534 It's just... It's bartender 101, okay? 281 00:13:25,534 --> 00:13:26,910 You just need a little bit of order here. 282 00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:28,453 You know, you put your Bourbons with your Bourbons, 283 00:13:28,453 --> 00:13:29,955 and your scotch with your scotch, 284 00:13:29,955 --> 00:13:31,373 and your ryes with your ryes. 285 00:13:31,373 --> 00:13:32,582 You know, you don't want people having to navigate 286 00:13:32,582 --> 00:13:34,334 through a maze of bottles just to find a drink, 287 00:13:34,334 --> 00:13:36,294 and your limes, are full of brown edges. 288 00:13:36,294 --> 00:13:37,629 I mean, these weren't cut today, 289 00:13:37,629 --> 00:13:38,797 it's old, and people are gonna know 290 00:13:38,797 --> 00:13:40,757 that you use old product and it doesn't look good. 291 00:13:40,757 --> 00:13:43,301 And some snacks, you know? Some salty stuff. 292 00:13:43,301 --> 00:13:44,803 Just get some chips and some pretzels, 293 00:13:44,803 --> 00:13:47,138 salty stuff is cheap, it makes people thirsty. 294 00:13:47,138 --> 00:13:48,431 And a little bit of entertainment, 295 00:13:48,431 --> 00:13:50,934 just a little bit of guitar, a little bit of piano. 296 00:13:50,934 --> 00:13:52,477 - Okay. 297 00:13:52,477 --> 00:13:53,311 (chuckles) 298 00:13:53,311 --> 00:13:57,858 Can you just take it easy, all right? For a second. 299 00:13:57,858 --> 00:13:59,192 - It'd be great. 300 00:14:04,531 --> 00:14:06,074 I used to be a bartender. 301 00:14:06,074 --> 00:14:06,908 (scoffs) 302 00:14:06,908 --> 00:14:08,451 - What'd you do? Drink the inventory? 303 00:14:08,451 --> 00:14:11,079 - No, I didn't drink the inventory. 304 00:14:11,079 --> 00:14:12,831 I got out of the army, 305 00:14:12,831 --> 00:14:15,792 I got a job, I got married, 306 00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:17,419 I lost my job, I got divorced. 307 00:14:17,419 --> 00:14:19,254 - [Buddy] Oh, I feel for you. 308 00:14:19,254 --> 00:14:21,256 - And I had friends, I had drinking friends, 309 00:14:21,256 --> 00:14:23,383 (chuckles) 310 00:14:23,383 --> 00:14:25,260 until drinking became my only friend. 311 00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:29,014 - So, why do you keep coming back here, right? 312 00:14:29,014 --> 00:14:30,765 Just like you said, you don't even like 313 00:14:30,765 --> 00:14:32,934 the way I run the place, right? 314 00:14:32,934 --> 00:14:35,770 I mean, you could do far more with your money 315 00:14:35,770 --> 00:14:37,522 at any liquor store. 316 00:14:37,522 --> 00:14:41,359 - You collect cans for Christ's sake. 317 00:14:41,359 --> 00:14:42,444 - You don't know how much money I have, 318 00:14:42,444 --> 00:14:44,279 I got plenty of money. 319 00:14:45,572 --> 00:14:47,407 Enough for a drink, 320 00:14:47,407 --> 00:14:49,326 it's not enough for tip. - I don't want your tip. 321 00:14:49,326 --> 00:14:50,535 - [Speed] You wanna know why I don't tip? 322 00:14:50,535 --> 00:14:51,745 - I don't care. 323 00:14:51,745 --> 00:14:53,622 - It's 'cause he waters down the booze. 324 00:14:53,622 --> 00:14:54,956 I know the taste of water 325 00:14:54,956 --> 00:14:56,416 as well as I know the taste of Jack, 326 00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:59,044 and I know when I'm drinking watered down booze. 327 00:14:59,044 --> 00:15:02,631 - So why do you keep coming back here? 328 00:15:02,631 --> 00:15:04,716 - I used to drink, a lot, 329 00:15:06,718 --> 00:15:07,594 but ever since coming here 330 00:15:07,594 --> 00:15:09,763 and drinking Buddy's watered down booze, 331 00:15:09,763 --> 00:15:12,057 it's been a little like rehab. 332 00:15:12,057 --> 00:15:15,185 And I think in just a little bit, a little bit, just a week, 333 00:15:15,185 --> 00:15:17,771 I'll have it, I'll be dry. 334 00:15:17,771 --> 00:15:20,649 - Why don't you just go home and water down your own liquor? 335 00:15:20,649 --> 00:15:23,276 Who comes to a bar to get sober? 336 00:15:23,276 --> 00:15:24,778 That's just crazy. 337 00:15:28,323 --> 00:15:29,616 - Out there, when I drink 338 00:15:29,616 --> 00:15:32,953 I'm just a homeless guy getting drunk. 339 00:15:32,953 --> 00:15:34,829 Here, when I saddle up to the bar, 340 00:15:34,829 --> 00:15:37,916 when I saddle up to your bar, it's... 341 00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:41,127 I'm somebody, here I'm somebody. 342 00:15:41,127 --> 00:15:44,130 - Nope, still just a homeless dude, 343 00:15:44,130 --> 00:15:45,715 and you stink. 344 00:15:45,715 --> 00:15:48,718 And that's why you gotta go. 345 00:15:48,718 --> 00:15:51,221 - You wanna know why else I like coming here? 346 00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:53,139 It's 'cause here I can look across the bar 347 00:15:53,139 --> 00:15:54,307 and look down at somebody else. 348 00:15:54,307 --> 00:15:55,517 You know, I might be living on the street, 349 00:15:55,517 --> 00:15:58,686 but at least I'm not a thief, okay? 350 00:15:58,686 --> 00:16:00,438 - Hey, back off! 351 00:16:00,438 --> 00:16:01,731 - I don't have to listen to this shit. 352 00:16:01,731 --> 00:16:03,733 - Get outta here. 353 00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:05,819 Jesus! Are you all right? 354 00:16:09,990 --> 00:16:10,991 I'm sorry that you feel 355 00:16:10,991 --> 00:16:12,742 Buddy's watering down your drinks, okay? 356 00:16:12,742 --> 00:16:15,036 I have to think of my bottom line, 357 00:16:15,036 --> 00:16:16,788 it's just business, right pal? 358 00:16:16,788 --> 00:16:19,958 - Just one more. One more and I'll go. 359 00:16:21,209 --> 00:16:23,169 (sighs) 360 00:16:27,173 --> 00:16:28,091 - One more. 361 00:16:30,969 --> 00:16:34,305 (pensive music playing) 362 00:16:38,727 --> 00:16:41,396 (drink pouring) 363 00:16:47,193 --> 00:16:48,445 - For you, sir. 364 00:16:52,490 --> 00:16:55,326 I have appreciated your hospitality. 365 00:16:55,326 --> 00:16:58,121 ♪ Lord lift me up ♪ 366 00:16:58,121 --> 00:17:01,708 ♪ I've stayed far enough ♪ 367 00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:05,503 ♪ Gather my soul with love ♪ 368 00:17:05,503 --> 00:17:10,133 ♪ Make me whole ♪ 369 00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:13,261 ♪ Lord lift me up ♪ 370 00:17:13,261 --> 00:17:16,848 ♪ Deliver me from my past ♪ 371 00:17:16,848 --> 00:17:20,685 ♪ Grant me freedom ♪ 372 00:17:20,685 --> 00:17:23,937 ♪ Freedom at last ♪ 373 00:17:23,937 --> 00:17:24,856 (upbeat music) 374 00:17:24,856 --> 00:17:28,568 - I don't even want you stepping near my place. 375 00:17:28,568 --> 00:17:30,028 Because I don't need a bum like you 376 00:17:30,028 --> 00:17:32,572 ruining my business, how's that? 377 00:17:32,572 --> 00:17:33,907 Are you kidding me? 378 00:17:33,907 --> 00:17:34,824 Can you believe this guy? 379 00:17:34,824 --> 00:17:35,700 - Some people. (chuckling) 380 00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:37,160 - [Murray] Jesus! 381 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,829 (bottle hisses) 382 00:17:39,829 --> 00:17:40,663 - You never know what you're gonna find 383 00:17:40,663 --> 00:17:42,332 when you turn a corner. 384 00:17:42,332 --> 00:17:44,959 Look at me, all cleaned up. 385 00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:46,586 I'm a man reborn, who now pours drinks 386 00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:50,256 for the financially solvent, privileged people. 387 00:17:50,256 --> 00:17:54,177 Doesn't get much more obladi-oblada than that. 388 00:17:54,177 --> 00:17:56,304 And behind this bar, 389 00:17:56,304 --> 00:17:59,265 you look like a priest, you know? 390 00:17:59,265 --> 00:18:00,850 I'll listen to your woes 391 00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:03,103 and dole out 80 proof indulgences. 392 00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:05,188 (drinks fizzling) 393 00:18:05,188 --> 00:18:07,023 Or you can act a fool, 394 00:18:09,901 --> 00:18:12,487 sorta like I'm in a confession. 395 00:18:14,239 --> 00:18:16,908 I hear all, my lips are sealed, 396 00:18:16,908 --> 00:18:19,452 and I don't make any judgments, no judgments, 397 00:18:19,452 --> 00:18:20,703 unless I'm asked. 398 00:18:20,703 --> 00:18:21,830 - [Man 5] You voted for an asshole 399 00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:22,664 - So you can ask. 400 00:18:22,664 --> 00:18:25,083 Hey, you guys need some nuts? 401 00:18:26,334 --> 00:18:28,753 (calm music) 402 00:18:42,016 --> 00:18:43,810 Nobody likes to be alone. 403 00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:45,395 I mean, some people say that it's an opportunity 404 00:18:45,395 --> 00:18:47,856 to find themselves, but... 405 00:18:47,856 --> 00:18:49,357 That's bullshit 406 00:18:49,357 --> 00:18:50,942 If somebody tells you that they like to be alone, 407 00:18:50,942 --> 00:18:53,611 it's more than likely that nobody likes them, 408 00:18:53,611 --> 00:18:55,905 or just as likely that they don't like you, 409 00:18:55,905 --> 00:18:59,492 because nobody likes to be alone. 410 00:18:59,492 --> 00:19:02,579 (calm music playing) 411 00:19:08,751 --> 00:19:09,752 - Yeah. 412 00:19:09,752 --> 00:19:12,088 And, I'd love you to see it. 413 00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:18,803 I need to go talk to a colleague, 414 00:19:18,803 --> 00:19:21,014 can you just give me one second? 415 00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:21,848 I'll be right back. 416 00:19:21,848 --> 00:19:23,641 - Fine. - I'll be right back for you. 417 00:19:23,641 --> 00:19:24,475 - You better be. 418 00:19:24,475 --> 00:19:26,728 (chuckles) 419 00:19:27,604 --> 00:19:29,022 - Didi. 420 00:19:29,022 --> 00:19:30,857 - Oh, hi Milo. 421 00:19:30,857 --> 00:19:32,483 - How have you been? 422 00:19:32,483 --> 00:19:33,610 - Good. 423 00:19:33,610 --> 00:19:36,529 - Oh, with the way the market is, I guess good's good. 424 00:19:36,529 --> 00:19:38,698 - Well, maybe just okay. 425 00:19:38,698 --> 00:19:40,450 - Okay. Okay is good. 426 00:19:42,368 --> 00:19:44,871 - So let's catch up. 427 00:19:44,871 --> 00:19:46,414 - Catch up? 428 00:19:46,414 --> 00:19:47,415 - Gin tonic? 429 00:19:48,499 --> 00:19:49,334 (sighs) 430 00:19:49,334 --> 00:19:50,501 - I'm buying. 431 00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:52,170 - No, not right now. 432 00:19:53,296 --> 00:19:55,465 - Wasn't your hair longer before? 433 00:19:55,465 --> 00:19:58,593 - Yeah, I cut it two weeks ago. 434 00:19:58,593 --> 00:20:00,136 - Well, it's great, 435 00:20:00,136 --> 00:20:02,138 and you've lost weight. 436 00:20:02,138 --> 00:20:02,972 (chuckles) 437 00:20:02,972 --> 00:20:04,515 - I wish. 438 00:20:04,515 --> 00:20:05,975 - Well, you look great, 439 00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:07,894 and you're doing well for yourself. 440 00:20:07,894 --> 00:20:08,770 - How's that? 441 00:20:08,770 --> 00:20:11,439 - I see you driving the new Mercedes. 442 00:20:11,439 --> 00:20:16,319 - Hey, you know anyone that wants to take over a lease? 443 00:20:16,319 --> 00:20:18,029 - So anything new on the market, 444 00:20:18,029 --> 00:20:19,906 or anything I should know about? 445 00:20:19,906 --> 00:20:21,574 - Not really. 446 00:20:21,574 --> 00:20:23,576 - You need listings, Dina. 447 00:20:23,576 --> 00:20:26,829 Buyers, sellers, you need to advertise. 448 00:20:27,872 --> 00:20:30,333 To make money you gotta spend money. 449 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:33,127 - To spend money, you have to have money. 450 00:20:33,127 --> 00:20:36,130 But I've got a new flyer coming out. 451 00:20:37,799 --> 00:20:39,092 - Okay. 452 00:20:39,092 --> 00:20:40,426 Very old school. 453 00:20:41,678 --> 00:20:44,722 You need a polished website, link in, network, 454 00:20:44,722 --> 00:20:47,934 but paper still has its place. 455 00:20:47,934 --> 00:20:49,686 Four-fold raise type. 456 00:20:50,979 --> 00:20:51,813 Nice, huh? 457 00:20:53,815 --> 00:20:54,649 - Hmm. 458 00:20:57,318 --> 00:20:58,152 Expensive. 459 00:20:59,237 --> 00:21:01,990 - Keep it. It's a new pocket listing 460 00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:03,992 on a $5 mil remodel in Mulholland. 461 00:21:03,992 --> 00:21:07,495 This place, top of the grade; Pool, view, 462 00:21:07,495 --> 00:21:11,666 five bedrooms, wine cellar, even a theater. 463 00:21:11,666 --> 00:21:15,086 It's pricey to sell, but, you never know. 464 00:21:17,714 --> 00:21:21,884 Look, if I don't have a buyer in a couple of days, 465 00:21:24,512 --> 00:21:27,682 would do you wanna sit by Mulholland? 466 00:21:27,682 --> 00:21:31,436 You'll pick up buyers, high rollers. 467 00:21:31,436 --> 00:21:33,021 - Sure, absolutely. 468 00:21:35,690 --> 00:21:38,735 - See, I don't wanna be dealing with a lot of grazers 469 00:21:38,735 --> 00:21:40,737 in the office, you know? 470 00:21:42,572 --> 00:21:43,406 Just you. 471 00:21:50,496 --> 00:21:51,497 Are we good? 472 00:21:52,623 --> 00:21:53,458 - Yeah. 473 00:21:56,336 --> 00:21:58,588 - I wanna be friends, Didi. 474 00:22:03,718 --> 00:22:05,428 Maybe we could, uh... 475 00:22:05,428 --> 00:22:08,264 (Kasha chuckling) 476 00:22:09,223 --> 00:22:10,558 go out sometime. 477 00:22:11,684 --> 00:22:12,769 - Yeah, sure. 478 00:22:14,687 --> 00:22:18,524 - So, about the Mulholland, I'm doing you one, 479 00:22:19,525 --> 00:22:22,111 I need you to do me one. 480 00:22:22,111 --> 00:22:23,321 - One what? 481 00:22:23,321 --> 00:22:24,655 - I need a favor. 482 00:22:24,655 --> 00:22:25,823 - Look, if there's anything that I can do- 483 00:22:25,823 --> 00:22:27,575 - I need to borrow your car for a couple hours. 484 00:22:27,575 --> 00:22:28,534 - My car? 485 00:22:28,534 --> 00:22:30,078 - Just for a couple of hours. 486 00:22:30,078 --> 00:22:32,080 Didi, I'm doing you one. 487 00:22:33,164 --> 00:22:37,418 And if you bring me a buyer on the Mulholland, hey, 488 00:22:38,628 --> 00:22:40,505 it's real money. 489 00:22:40,505 --> 00:22:41,839 Come on, please. 490 00:22:44,926 --> 00:22:47,637 (keys jingle) 491 00:22:47,637 --> 00:22:49,972 - What happened to your car? 492 00:22:51,974 --> 00:22:54,143 - I don't have it tonight. 493 00:22:55,228 --> 00:22:57,230 Look, do me one, please. 494 00:23:02,235 --> 00:23:03,069 (sighs) 495 00:23:03,069 --> 00:23:04,737 You're a sweetheart, thank you. 496 00:23:04,737 --> 00:23:06,781 Look, Saturday, you and I go 497 00:23:06,781 --> 00:23:08,783 for a ride in the Porsche, yeah? 498 00:23:08,783 --> 00:23:09,617 - You're gonna have your sports car 499 00:23:09,617 --> 00:23:11,619 fixed up by this weekend? 500 00:23:11,619 --> 00:23:12,537 - Fixed up? 501 00:23:13,413 --> 00:23:14,831 (slurps drink) 502 00:23:14,831 --> 00:23:16,082 Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 503 00:23:16,082 --> 00:23:18,167 it's not in the shop, it's at home. 504 00:23:18,167 --> 00:23:22,046 - Then, why don't you just drive home and switch cars? 505 00:23:22,046 --> 00:23:24,132 - Because... Evie's home. 506 00:23:29,178 --> 00:23:30,805 You remember Evie? 507 00:23:30,805 --> 00:23:31,639 - Evie? 508 00:23:32,598 --> 00:23:34,892 Nope, I don't know Evie. 509 00:23:34,892 --> 00:23:38,271 - Yeah, you do. You met her at the, uh... 510 00:23:38,271 --> 00:23:39,105 What's that place? 511 00:23:39,105 --> 00:23:41,441 No, maybe you weren't there. 512 00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:45,319 Anyway, I told her, you know, 513 00:23:45,319 --> 00:23:46,654 I needed to go furniture shopping, 514 00:23:46,654 --> 00:23:48,531 and she told me to take the minivan. 515 00:23:48,531 --> 00:23:50,491 It's my fuck up. 516 00:23:50,491 --> 00:23:52,535 - Evie's your girlfriend? 517 00:23:52,535 --> 00:23:54,495 - Yeah, we're sort of engaged 518 00:23:54,495 --> 00:23:56,038 - Engaged. 519 00:23:56,038 --> 00:23:58,458 Look Milo, I've got a huge deductible. 520 00:23:58,458 --> 00:23:59,625 - Don't worry about your car, 521 00:23:59,625 --> 00:24:03,171 nothing's gonna happen to your car, okay? 522 00:24:03,171 --> 00:24:05,673 Look, have a few drinks on me. 523 00:24:09,260 --> 00:24:10,553 - I don't drink. 524 00:24:13,556 --> 00:24:15,057 Who's your client? 525 00:24:16,225 --> 00:24:18,436 (chuckling) 526 00:24:18,436 --> 00:24:22,064 - I'll show it to her, and be right back. 527 00:24:22,064 --> 00:24:23,566 Hey, you're a gem. 528 00:24:28,237 --> 00:24:32,533 (enchanting guitar playing) 529 00:24:32,533 --> 00:24:34,619 - This place white bear's skin rug, 530 00:24:34,619 --> 00:24:37,747 with picture perfect views of the Pacific Ocean 531 00:24:37,747 --> 00:24:41,417 (enchanting guitar playing) 532 00:25:27,296 --> 00:25:29,257 - [Speed] The world's full of bastards, isn't it? 533 00:25:29,257 --> 00:25:30,091 - What? 534 00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:34,679 - I asked if you'd like anything else? 535 00:25:34,679 --> 00:25:36,722 - Nothing. - Nothing? 536 00:25:36,722 --> 00:25:40,101 I can roll the clock on back to happy for you. 537 00:25:40,101 --> 00:25:41,018 Happy hour? 538 00:25:42,895 --> 00:25:45,314 - All right, rum and coke. 539 00:25:45,314 --> 00:25:46,440 - A lemy. 540 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,609 - No, just make it a Coke. 541 00:25:49,860 --> 00:25:51,654 - Just a Coke. 542 00:25:51,654 --> 00:25:54,532 - Yeah, I can drink, or not drink. 543 00:25:54,532 --> 00:25:55,449 - No, it's okay. 544 00:25:55,449 --> 00:25:56,951 It's just, I've never seen you order any alcohol 545 00:25:56,951 --> 00:25:59,579 and I figured you're either a Mormon or a Muslim 546 00:25:59,579 --> 00:26:02,164 without the head thing. 547 00:26:02,164 --> 00:26:03,749 - Well, both my parents were alcoholics, 548 00:26:03,749 --> 00:26:05,167 so I don't drink. 549 00:26:07,044 --> 00:26:10,214 I don't like the genetic risk factors. 550 00:26:11,507 --> 00:26:14,635 - Genetics, that's the excuse. 551 00:26:14,635 --> 00:26:16,262 It's just that everybody's got a vice, 552 00:26:16,262 --> 00:26:18,389 you know, everybody's addicted to something, you know? 553 00:26:18,389 --> 00:26:22,810 Whether it's drinking, smoking, overeating, drugs. 554 00:26:22,810 --> 00:26:26,522 I figure you pick one vice and enjoy, 555 00:26:26,522 --> 00:26:28,274 because believe you me, if you pound down one vice, 556 00:26:28,274 --> 00:26:31,736 another one pops back up in its place. 557 00:26:31,736 --> 00:26:35,906 So if you'd like a drink, you should have a drink. 558 00:26:37,491 --> 00:26:39,410 - Okay, Screwdriver. 559 00:26:39,410 --> 00:26:42,204 - Screwdriver coming up! 560 00:26:42,204 --> 00:26:45,291 - No, just make it a Virgin, just OJ. 561 00:26:48,127 --> 00:26:49,128 - All right. 562 00:27:01,807 --> 00:27:03,851 You know, I hate to lose a good customer, 563 00:27:03,851 --> 00:27:07,396 but a wise man once told me that coming and sitting at a bar 564 00:27:07,396 --> 00:27:08,522 when you're trying to stay sober 565 00:27:08,522 --> 00:27:11,609 is not the smartest of things. 566 00:27:11,609 --> 00:27:15,946 - I'm waiting for somebody to come back with my car. 567 00:27:18,616 --> 00:27:21,702 (calm music playing) 568 00:27:25,790 --> 00:27:28,876 (indistinct chatter) 569 00:27:33,839 --> 00:27:36,258 (door opens) 570 00:27:38,177 --> 00:27:41,097 (enchanting music) 571 00:27:50,898 --> 00:27:52,817 - Give me vodka. 572 00:27:52,817 --> 00:27:56,153 No, (indistinct) vodka. 573 00:27:59,156 --> 00:28:02,952 ♪ My love is a storm ♪ 574 00:28:02,952 --> 00:28:06,414 ♪ She doesn't wait for me ♪ 575 00:28:06,414 --> 00:28:10,209 ♪ And now that she's gone ♪ 576 00:28:10,209 --> 00:28:14,714 ♪ I feel that she'll never be ♪ 577 00:28:14,714 --> 00:28:16,757 What are you drinking? 578 00:28:16,757 --> 00:28:18,134 - Orange juice. 579 00:28:18,134 --> 00:28:19,510 - Screwdriver? 580 00:28:19,510 --> 00:28:21,929 - No, it's just orange juice. 581 00:28:25,433 --> 00:28:28,018 ♪ Orange juice, oh nice ♪ 582 00:28:28,018 --> 00:28:29,645 ♪ Tu du du ♪ 583 00:28:29,645 --> 00:28:32,064 ♪ Orange juice is nice ♪ 584 00:28:32,064 --> 00:28:33,899 ♪ Tu du du du du ♪ 585 00:28:33,899 --> 00:28:36,986 ♪ Orange juice, oh nice ♪ 586 00:28:36,986 --> 00:28:39,530 - Old commercial, huh? 587 00:28:39,530 --> 00:28:40,906 My name is Viktor. 588 00:28:40,906 --> 00:28:43,242 - I'm not much in the mood for socializing tonight. 589 00:28:43,242 --> 00:28:47,079 - Oh, do I look like I came here for a hookup? 590 00:28:48,372 --> 00:28:49,957 I'm being friendly. 591 00:28:51,208 --> 00:28:53,836 - I'm sorry, I'm Dina. 592 00:28:53,836 --> 00:28:55,504 - Where are you from, Dina? 593 00:28:55,504 --> 00:28:57,047 - Here. 594 00:28:57,047 --> 00:28:59,425 - But, where do you come from? 595 00:28:59,425 --> 00:29:02,219 - Covina, I was born in Covina. 596 00:29:02,219 --> 00:29:06,348 - Okay, but your family, where does it come from? 597 00:29:06,348 --> 00:29:08,934 - They moved to Covina from West Covina. 598 00:29:08,934 --> 00:29:13,189 - Okay, um, long, long, long time ago, your family, 599 00:29:16,192 --> 00:29:18,277 they were Indians? 600 00:29:18,277 --> 00:29:19,862 Or were they immigrants? 601 00:29:19,862 --> 00:29:22,072 - Where do they come from? 602 00:29:22,072 --> 00:29:26,202 I was told that my great, maybe, great, great grandfather, 603 00:29:26,202 --> 00:29:28,537 came from the Ukraine. 604 00:29:28,537 --> 00:29:31,874 - Ukraine, I knew it. We're compatriots. 605 00:29:39,298 --> 00:29:42,009 - Are we? Where are you from? 606 00:29:42,009 --> 00:29:42,968 - Are you ICE? 607 00:29:42,968 --> 00:29:43,803 - What? 608 00:29:43,803 --> 00:29:44,637 - Immigration? 609 00:29:44,637 --> 00:29:45,888 - No. 610 00:29:45,888 --> 00:29:47,848 - You have to tell me if you are, you know? 611 00:29:47,848 --> 00:29:48,766 - I'm not. 612 00:29:48,766 --> 00:29:51,519 - So you're not ICE, no police, state, or 613 00:29:51,519 --> 00:29:52,895 (speaking in foreign language) 614 00:29:52,895 --> 00:29:54,021 - Definitely not... 615 00:29:54,021 --> 00:29:55,397 (mumbling) 616 00:29:55,397 --> 00:29:58,567 - Look at you, mutilating my language. 617 00:29:59,485 --> 00:30:01,320 - Oh my God, I'm so sorry. 618 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,239 - You hashtag, killed it. 619 00:30:03,239 --> 00:30:04,782 (chuckles) 620 00:30:04,782 --> 00:30:06,242 - Are you a Russian? 621 00:30:06,242 --> 00:30:07,493 - Ah, you know. 622 00:30:12,289 --> 00:30:14,083 What do you do, Dina? 623 00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:18,003 - Me? I sell real estate, I'm a realtor. 624 00:30:18,003 --> 00:30:20,840 - That's cool, I like real estate. 625 00:30:21,882 --> 00:30:26,512 You put a picture on the wall, a bed in the bedroom, 626 00:30:26,512 --> 00:30:28,097 a woman on the bed, 627 00:30:29,139 --> 00:30:30,558 it's called home. 628 00:30:34,270 --> 00:30:36,564 I had a lot of houses. 629 00:30:36,564 --> 00:30:39,233 Hey, bring one more orange juice 630 00:30:41,318 --> 00:30:44,280 for my friend from Ukraine. 631 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,949 (glasses clink) 632 00:30:50,202 --> 00:30:52,538 I'm a salesman too. 633 00:30:52,538 --> 00:30:53,372 - Hmm. 634 00:30:53,372 --> 00:30:54,957 - I sell favors 635 00:30:54,957 --> 00:30:57,251 - Like party favors? 636 00:30:57,251 --> 00:31:01,046 - Like, I make you a favor and you pay for it. 637 00:31:01,046 --> 00:31:03,632 If it's a party you want, I can give you a party. 638 00:31:03,632 --> 00:31:04,758 You want a party? 639 00:31:04,758 --> 00:31:06,302 - No, no. (chuckles) 640 00:31:06,302 --> 00:31:08,178 I don't need a party. 641 00:31:08,178 --> 00:31:10,264 - What do you need, Dina? 642 00:31:12,224 --> 00:31:13,058 - Nothing? 643 00:31:15,185 --> 00:31:17,688 Well, buyers, I need buyers. 644 00:31:17,688 --> 00:31:18,606 - Buyers. 645 00:31:18,606 --> 00:31:22,943 - Yeah, you know, for real estate? Buyers for houses. 646 00:31:22,943 --> 00:31:26,322 - I know buyers. What do you have? 647 00:31:26,322 --> 00:31:29,742 - Well, right now, I don't really have... 648 00:31:31,327 --> 00:31:35,164 Yes, I do! I have a new listing on Mulholland. 649 00:31:37,750 --> 00:31:41,003 But it's expensive, $5 million. 650 00:31:41,003 --> 00:31:42,546 - That's not expensive. 651 00:31:42,546 --> 00:31:43,881 - It's not? 652 00:31:43,881 --> 00:31:46,634 No, it's not, and it's a bargain. 653 00:31:47,718 --> 00:31:52,222 - This house of yours, does it have a bowling alley? 654 00:31:52,222 --> 00:31:53,766 - No. 655 00:31:53,766 --> 00:31:57,394 - I like to bowl, my friends like to bowl. 656 00:31:57,394 --> 00:32:00,773 - Maybe you could put a bowling alley in? 657 00:32:02,232 --> 00:32:03,817 The place has a wine cellar. 658 00:32:03,817 --> 00:32:05,653 - Yeah, I like wine. 659 00:32:05,653 --> 00:32:06,737 - And a movie theater. 660 00:32:06,737 --> 00:32:08,572 - Oh, I like The Rock. 661 00:32:11,033 --> 00:32:12,159 - Who doesn't? 662 00:32:12,159 --> 00:32:16,413 - The gentlemen, he calls himself Dwayne now. 663 00:32:16,413 --> 00:32:18,916 It's his name, but I like him. 664 00:32:21,251 --> 00:32:22,503 Okay, tomorrow. 665 00:32:23,879 --> 00:32:28,342 You're gonna call me, I'm gonna bring my friends. 666 00:32:28,342 --> 00:32:30,803 We're going to be your buyers. 667 00:32:30,803 --> 00:32:33,097 - That'd be great. 668 00:32:33,097 --> 00:32:35,265 (patting) 669 00:32:36,558 --> 00:32:39,895 - See? I just did you a favor. 670 00:32:39,895 --> 00:32:42,898 It would be nice if you did one for me too. 671 00:32:42,898 --> 00:32:45,359 - Oh boy, another favor. 672 00:32:45,359 --> 00:32:47,778 Somebody already has my car. 673 00:32:47,778 --> 00:32:50,656 - Why would I need your car? 674 00:32:50,656 --> 00:32:52,074 - I don't know. 675 00:32:52,074 --> 00:32:52,908 - Dina, 676 00:32:57,538 --> 00:33:02,543 you are a woman that comes to a bar and drinks orange juice, 677 00:33:03,836 --> 00:33:06,130 you don't care what people think. 678 00:33:06,130 --> 00:33:10,592 You don't drink, you stay sharp, you make deals. 679 00:33:10,592 --> 00:33:12,720 - Yeah, that's me. 680 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:16,098 - So half an hour ago, my friend tells me 681 00:33:16,098 --> 00:33:18,017 that he had seen Kasha, 682 00:33:19,059 --> 00:33:21,979 my beautiful, little Kasha, 683 00:33:21,979 --> 00:33:24,314 leave this place with a man. 684 00:33:25,441 --> 00:33:26,900 - Hm-hmm. 685 00:33:26,900 --> 00:33:28,861 - You would have noticed her. 686 00:33:28,861 --> 00:33:30,696 - Well, I've just been sitting here working. 687 00:33:30,696 --> 00:33:33,532 - Yes, but you would have noticed her. 688 00:33:33,532 --> 00:33:34,366 She is... 689 00:33:35,367 --> 00:33:36,493 - I don't notice those things. 690 00:33:36,493 --> 00:33:38,370 - No, of course not, of course not, 691 00:33:38,370 --> 00:33:42,750 but she doesn't blend in, you would have noticed her. 692 00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:46,628 So have you seen this man that she walked with? 693 00:33:47,546 --> 00:33:48,922 - Jeez. 694 00:33:48,922 --> 00:33:51,216 - Talk to me, my compatriot. 695 00:33:53,677 --> 00:33:56,889 - Viktor, I don't wanna get anybody in any kind of trouble. 696 00:33:56,889 --> 00:33:58,974 Maybe they just went to see a movie. 697 00:33:58,974 --> 00:34:01,268 - There is no Dwayne playing. 698 00:34:01,268 --> 00:34:02,811 - Or bowling? 699 00:34:02,811 --> 00:34:03,937 (wrapper rustling) 700 00:34:03,937 --> 00:34:06,356 - She doesn't have any balls. 701 00:34:08,941 --> 00:34:13,697 You have friends and you have enemies, no one in between. 702 00:34:15,532 --> 00:34:16,658 Are you my friend? 703 00:34:16,658 --> 00:34:17,910 - I'd like to be. 704 00:34:17,910 --> 00:34:21,914 - Of course, who wouldn't wanna be my friend? 705 00:34:21,914 --> 00:34:25,834 - Viktor, I just... I don't wanna see anybody get, killed. 706 00:34:25,834 --> 00:34:26,627 - Killed? 707 00:34:28,211 --> 00:34:30,671 Is that what you think of me, that I'm a killer? 708 00:34:30,671 --> 00:34:32,256 I don't kill people. 709 00:34:32,256 --> 00:34:33,842 I'm like a teacher. 710 00:34:35,052 --> 00:34:37,220 I teach them lessons. 711 00:34:37,220 --> 00:34:38,555 - Yeah, but... 712 00:34:38,555 --> 00:34:41,100 - Oh, that's for my protection. 713 00:34:43,227 --> 00:34:47,939 Second amendment, I like the first one even better; 714 00:34:47,939 --> 00:34:49,399 No search without a warrant. 715 00:34:49,399 --> 00:34:50,234 (chuckles nervously) 716 00:34:50,234 --> 00:34:52,443 But if you want my promise, 717 00:34:55,197 --> 00:34:57,366 this is my promise to you. 718 00:35:06,792 --> 00:35:07,751 What is this? 719 00:35:07,751 --> 00:35:08,669 - My new listing. 720 00:35:08,669 --> 00:35:10,504 - I know, tomorrow. 721 00:35:10,504 --> 00:35:13,549 - Viktor, go, go right now, 722 00:35:13,549 --> 00:35:15,801 and check out this listing. 723 00:35:17,261 --> 00:35:19,972 Picture yourself on a white, bear skin rug 724 00:35:19,972 --> 00:35:24,518 with picture perfect views of the Pacific Ocean. 725 00:35:24,518 --> 00:35:27,855 I think you'll find what you like there. 726 00:35:31,191 --> 00:35:34,069 (enchanting music) 727 00:35:34,069 --> 00:35:36,905 ♪ Yeah ♪ 728 00:35:36,905 --> 00:35:40,117 ♪ Nobody falls halfway ♪ 729 00:35:40,117 --> 00:35:43,579 ♪ Nobody falls halfway ♪ 730 00:35:43,579 --> 00:35:47,249 ♪ When it comes to love ♪ 731 00:35:47,249 --> 00:35:49,710 ♪ You have no say ♪ 732 00:35:49,710 --> 00:35:52,880 ♪ Nobody falls halfway ♪ 733 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,425 ♪ Nobody falls halfway ♪ 734 00:35:56,425 --> 00:35:59,720 ♪ When it comes to love ♪ 735 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,306 ♪ You have no say ♪ 736 00:36:02,306 --> 00:36:03,307 Screwdriver. 737 00:36:11,023 --> 00:36:13,483 - You know, for some events in life, 738 00:36:13,483 --> 00:36:16,028 it's the right place at the right time. 739 00:36:16,028 --> 00:36:18,697 Others, wrong place, wrong time, 740 00:36:20,449 --> 00:36:24,453 and sometimes they're the same place, same time. 741 00:36:25,662 --> 00:36:26,955 - I just got a new client. 742 00:36:26,955 --> 00:36:28,957 - Yeah? What do you do? 743 00:36:29,833 --> 00:36:31,835 - I do people favors. 744 00:36:31,835 --> 00:36:34,755 (enchanting music) 745 00:36:44,473 --> 00:36:47,226 (dramatic music) 746 00:36:48,185 --> 00:36:51,271 (ice cubes clinking) 747 00:37:02,950 --> 00:37:03,784 - Hi. 748 00:37:04,743 --> 00:37:05,577 Hi, hi. 749 00:37:06,662 --> 00:37:10,916 I'm looking for a Nate Vigil, old guy suit and tie. 750 00:37:13,669 --> 00:37:15,087 - I think he's in the restroom. 751 00:37:15,087 --> 00:37:16,380 - Thank you. 752 00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:19,466 (jazz music playing) 753 00:37:36,024 --> 00:37:37,442 Nate, Nate Vigil? 754 00:37:38,610 --> 00:37:39,945 - Do I know you? 755 00:37:44,032 --> 00:37:45,534 District Attorney's office. 756 00:37:45,534 --> 00:37:49,037 - The B'nai Simpson case, it goes to grand jury next week. 757 00:37:49,037 --> 00:37:50,747 I'm handling it. 758 00:37:50,747 --> 00:37:52,499 - Well, you're awfully young to be an ADA. 759 00:37:52,499 --> 00:37:54,835 - Well, you're awfully old to be a cop. 760 00:37:54,835 --> 00:37:56,503 (scoffs) 761 00:37:56,503 --> 00:37:59,548 I went to the evidence locker today. 762 00:37:59,548 --> 00:38:00,382 - Yeah? 763 00:38:00,382 --> 00:38:01,216 - Yeah. 764 00:38:02,884 --> 00:38:04,136 - Okay? 765 00:38:04,136 --> 00:38:07,222 - And there's $20,000 missing. 766 00:38:07,222 --> 00:38:08,557 - Bullshit, 767 00:38:08,557 --> 00:38:10,225 - You're surprised. 768 00:38:10,225 --> 00:38:12,060 - Yeah, I'm surprised. 769 00:38:14,062 --> 00:38:15,439 - Well? 770 00:38:15,439 --> 00:38:17,232 - Well, what? 771 00:38:17,232 --> 00:38:18,734 Do you think I took the money? 772 00:38:18,734 --> 00:38:20,444 - You signed for it. 773 00:38:20,444 --> 00:38:23,155 - I didn't take any money. 774 00:38:23,155 --> 00:38:25,741 - Well, okay. It's not my job, 775 00:38:25,741 --> 00:38:27,576 but the detectives will be looking into it 776 00:38:27,576 --> 00:38:29,411 when I bring it up tomorrow. 777 00:38:29,411 --> 00:38:31,538 - Oh, and why are you telling me this? 778 00:38:31,538 --> 00:38:33,332 - You may not remember, but you caught 779 00:38:33,332 --> 00:38:35,000 a skinny, fouled mouthed teenager, 780 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,668 with a bunch of stolen credit cards, 781 00:38:36,668 --> 00:38:39,921 and you gave me a second chance. 782 00:38:39,921 --> 00:38:41,173 - No, that doesn't sound like me. 783 00:38:41,173 --> 00:38:42,007 - Yeah, it was you. 784 00:38:42,007 --> 00:38:44,009 - You tossed every, fuck you, I gave you, 785 00:38:44,009 --> 00:38:45,552 with a, fuck you right back. 786 00:38:45,552 --> 00:38:48,096 - That sounds like me. 787 00:38:48,096 --> 00:38:49,598 - I got my act together. 788 00:38:49,598 --> 00:38:53,352 I went to college, law school, and here I am. 789 00:38:54,478 --> 00:38:57,939 - Yeah, well, I'm a big fan of affirmative action. 790 00:38:57,939 --> 00:39:01,485 - Look, I'm here because I owed you one. 791 00:39:01,485 --> 00:39:05,030 So I suppose if the money was there in the morning, 792 00:39:05,030 --> 00:39:06,114 I wouldn't know it was missing. 793 00:39:06,114 --> 00:39:07,032 - I didn't take any money. 794 00:39:07,032 --> 00:39:08,784 - It's not my problem. 795 00:39:08,784 --> 00:39:10,285 - What am I supposed to do? 796 00:39:10,285 --> 00:39:13,288 - You're a detective, figure it out. 797 00:39:20,045 --> 00:39:22,047 (sighs) 798 00:39:24,341 --> 00:39:25,175 - Fuck me. 799 00:39:34,643 --> 00:39:37,729 - I'm not an athlete, never had been, 800 00:39:38,855 --> 00:39:39,940 but when I was in high school 801 00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:42,651 my dad had me go out for boxing classes. 802 00:39:42,651 --> 00:39:43,777 He though it would make a man out of me. 803 00:39:43,777 --> 00:39:45,695 So, I took the classes, 804 00:39:47,906 --> 00:39:51,034 and I got the hell beat out of me. 805 00:39:51,034 --> 00:39:56,039 I got my nose broke, I got knocked out, numerous times, 806 00:39:56,456 --> 00:39:57,791 lost on decisions, 807 00:39:57,791 --> 00:40:00,919 for all intents and purposes, I was a loser. 808 00:40:00,919 --> 00:40:02,963 And I can't tell you how many times 809 00:40:02,963 --> 00:40:06,550 I was in my corner, that I didn't wanna get out. 810 00:40:06,550 --> 00:40:09,594 There was no way I was gonna beat the other guy, 811 00:40:09,594 --> 00:40:11,471 and I was hurting. 812 00:40:11,471 --> 00:40:13,723 So my father, he would, uh, 813 00:40:13,723 --> 00:40:15,434 he would shove me out there. 814 00:40:15,434 --> 00:40:19,729 If you're still standing, he said, you got a chance. 815 00:40:22,107 --> 00:40:26,653 Might've been the only thing he was ever right about. 816 00:40:26,653 --> 00:40:29,823 - Of course, we can do the salmon, Frankie. It's fine. 817 00:40:29,823 --> 00:40:31,074 (enchanting music) 818 00:40:31,074 --> 00:40:32,826 No, I just think our guest would prefer 819 00:40:32,826 --> 00:40:35,829 the grilled miso, instead of the mustard tail. 820 00:40:35,829 --> 00:40:36,955 Yeah. 821 00:40:36,955 --> 00:40:39,875 Oh, we are so simpatico right now. 822 00:40:39,875 --> 00:40:41,293 I love you. 823 00:40:41,293 --> 00:40:42,836 I love you more. 824 00:40:42,836 --> 00:40:44,754 I love you, infinity. 825 00:40:44,754 --> 00:40:45,672 I gotta go. 826 00:40:47,132 --> 00:40:49,050 - You've seen my specs? 827 00:40:50,927 --> 00:40:51,761 Oh shit. 828 00:40:54,014 --> 00:40:55,015 - I'm sorry. 829 00:40:56,725 --> 00:40:59,769 - Goddammit Davy, this is the second pair 830 00:40:59,769 --> 00:41:01,313 that you've fucked up for me. 831 00:41:01,313 --> 00:41:03,231 - I know, I'm sorry. I'll buy you another pair. 832 00:41:03,231 --> 00:41:05,442 - You're goddamn right you will. 833 00:41:05,442 --> 00:41:07,319 What's the matter with you? 834 00:41:07,319 --> 00:41:09,821 What, are you preoccupied about what? 835 00:41:09,821 --> 00:41:11,156 - Wedding plans. 836 00:41:12,616 --> 00:41:14,367 - Oh, wedding, right. 837 00:41:15,827 --> 00:41:17,662 Expensive, I bet, huh? 838 00:41:18,622 --> 00:41:22,918 - Not really. No, just... We're keeping it intimate. 839 00:41:26,213 --> 00:41:27,547 - Come on, Davy. 840 00:41:28,965 --> 00:41:30,800 - All right, it's a couple of hundred people. 841 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,635 (scoffs) 842 00:41:31,635 --> 00:41:35,722 - But Frankie's family's paying for most of this. 843 00:41:37,849 --> 00:41:39,351 What's the matter? 844 00:41:41,228 --> 00:41:43,813 - I got some issues down at the station, that's all. 845 00:41:43,813 --> 00:41:44,898 Things I gotta figure out. 846 00:41:44,898 --> 00:41:45,732 - Like what? 847 00:41:45,732 --> 00:41:47,692 - Just things, all right? Just things. 848 00:41:47,692 --> 00:41:48,693 - All right. 849 00:41:54,074 --> 00:41:56,243 - Oh, goddammit, the cold. 850 00:41:57,410 --> 00:41:59,746 - Are you gonna go to the dentist? 851 00:41:59,746 --> 00:42:00,830 - Eventually. 852 00:42:03,583 --> 00:42:04,417 Maybe. 853 00:42:06,127 --> 00:42:08,964 No. No, I'm not gonna pay thousands for implants. 854 00:42:08,964 --> 00:42:11,716 Remember, flossing will do. 855 00:42:11,716 --> 00:42:15,220 - Sure, floss, that outta take care of it. 856 00:42:18,265 --> 00:42:21,351 - [Police Radio] 342, 342, respond code 275. 857 00:42:21,351 --> 00:42:25,063 Assault, domestic, 4271 Pepperwood Drive, Mulholland, 858 00:42:25,063 --> 00:42:26,648 witness called 911. 859 00:42:27,774 --> 00:42:28,775 - That's us? 860 00:42:30,277 --> 00:42:31,111 - Sit. 861 00:42:36,199 --> 00:42:37,033 Wait. 862 00:42:43,540 --> 00:42:45,584 - [Police Radio] Suspect described as white male, 863 00:42:45,584 --> 00:42:49,754 six foot, early 30s, wearing a red leather jacket. 864 00:42:52,549 --> 00:42:55,927 - [Fraser] 344, cancel 343, we're en route to handle it. 865 00:42:55,927 --> 00:42:56,761 - It's Fraser. 866 00:42:56,761 --> 00:42:57,596 - Yeah. 867 00:42:59,180 --> 00:43:01,850 343, roger, canceling run, 10-8. 868 00:43:04,603 --> 00:43:08,857 I knew Fraser would take it, Fraser is a zelon. 869 00:43:08,857 --> 00:43:10,191 - [Davy] But we were closer. 870 00:43:10,191 --> 00:43:12,402 - I don't like to go on domestics, 871 00:43:12,402 --> 00:43:14,904 you can put yourself in the crap bath in six months 872 00:43:14,904 --> 00:43:17,574 after I've retired, and at home on the couch. 873 00:43:17,574 --> 00:43:20,327 But right now, no domestics. 874 00:43:20,327 --> 00:43:21,411 - [Waiter] Ready to eat? 875 00:43:21,411 --> 00:43:22,245 - Yeah. 876 00:43:24,914 --> 00:43:27,208 Just get the patty melt. 877 00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:28,543 You like the patty melt? 878 00:43:28,543 --> 00:43:29,836 - Yeah, yeah, patty melt. 879 00:43:29,836 --> 00:43:33,089 - Two patty melts, fries, extra crispy, 880 00:43:34,174 --> 00:43:36,551 but put them on a paper towel to soak up 881 00:43:36,551 --> 00:43:38,845 as much of the grease as possible. 882 00:43:38,845 --> 00:43:39,721 - [Waiter] You got it. 883 00:43:39,721 --> 00:43:40,722 - Thank you. 884 00:43:42,182 --> 00:43:43,850 (sighs) 885 00:43:43,850 --> 00:43:45,435 The arthritis meds? 886 00:43:46,603 --> 00:43:47,771 - No, I ran out of those, 887 00:43:47,771 --> 00:43:51,441 this is for the ulcers that my arthritis meds caused, 888 00:43:51,441 --> 00:43:54,527 and for the other shit that happened. 889 00:43:59,949 --> 00:44:03,036 Did you sign up for that 401k we talked about? 890 00:44:03,036 --> 00:44:03,870 - Yeah. 891 00:44:05,372 --> 00:44:08,958 - Did you make that startup contribution like we said? 892 00:44:08,958 --> 00:44:10,669 (clears throat) - Yeah. 893 00:44:10,669 --> 00:44:15,548 - Well, how could you afford that, with the wedding? 894 00:44:15,548 --> 00:44:17,258 - It was just a couple of hundred bucks. 895 00:44:17,258 --> 00:44:18,760 - That's all you put in? 896 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,887 - I know, I know, you said make the full contribution 897 00:44:20,887 --> 00:44:23,431 but I know social security is not gonna be there 898 00:44:23,431 --> 00:44:25,850 when I retire, and I can't afford it right now, okay? 899 00:44:25,850 --> 00:44:26,976 The wedding is in two weeks. 900 00:44:26,976 --> 00:44:29,771 - Oh yeah, the wedding, you're gonna go through with it. 901 00:44:29,771 --> 00:44:31,648 - What does that mean? 902 00:44:31,648 --> 00:44:32,482 - Nothing. 903 00:44:36,236 --> 00:44:37,237 - Oh my God, 904 00:44:39,698 --> 00:44:42,242 you've never been in love, have you? 905 00:44:42,242 --> 00:44:46,746 - Hey, I'm not talking love with you, Davy, all right? 906 00:44:48,123 --> 00:44:50,166 What if you change your mind? 907 00:44:50,166 --> 00:44:51,459 - I'm not gonna change my mind. 908 00:44:51,459 --> 00:44:52,293 - You could. 909 00:44:52,293 --> 00:44:54,254 (scoffs) 910 00:44:54,254 --> 00:44:56,047 - I know the way you think. 911 00:44:56,047 --> 00:44:58,007 Isn't you who said if you don't make any commitments 912 00:44:58,007 --> 00:44:59,884 then you can never be disappointed? 913 00:44:59,884 --> 00:45:00,719 - Uh-hum. 914 00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:03,304 - Yeah. Well, I'm gonna have someone 915 00:45:03,304 --> 00:45:06,433 to spend Saturday nights with for the rest of my life. 916 00:45:06,433 --> 00:45:09,519 - Hey, I don't spend Saturday nights alone, lover boy. 917 00:45:09,519 --> 00:45:11,771 (chuckles) 918 00:45:15,567 --> 00:45:17,318 - So, are you coming? 919 00:45:19,195 --> 00:45:21,489 (sighs) 920 00:45:21,489 --> 00:45:25,952 - I don't think I can make it, weddings are not my thing. 921 00:45:25,952 --> 00:45:27,245 But I'll get you a gift. 922 00:45:27,245 --> 00:45:28,663 - You don't have to give me a gift. 923 00:45:28,663 --> 00:45:30,915 - No, I'll get you a gift. - Just don't get... (sighs) 924 00:45:30,915 --> 00:45:32,667 Do you wanna see the ring? 925 00:45:32,667 --> 00:45:35,628 - The ring? You bought a ring? 926 00:45:35,628 --> 00:45:38,214 - Of course I bought a ring, I'm not a savage. 927 00:45:38,214 --> 00:45:43,219 (jazz music playing in the background) 928 00:45:43,386 --> 00:45:45,889 - Wow, how much did that cost? 929 00:45:48,016 --> 00:45:48,850 - Why are you so interested 930 00:45:48,850 --> 00:45:51,603 in the way I spend my money all of a sudden? 931 00:45:51,603 --> 00:45:56,608 - Money makes people make stupid fucking decisions, is all. 932 00:45:56,649 --> 00:45:58,818 Like buying rings they can't afford. 933 00:45:58,818 --> 00:46:00,653 - I got a deal. 934 00:46:00,653 --> 00:46:03,573 - Yeah? It looks expensive. 935 00:46:03,573 --> 00:46:06,743 - Man, a two carat diamond like this, costs upward of... 936 00:46:06,743 --> 00:46:08,578 - I know what rings like that cost. 937 00:46:08,578 --> 00:46:10,538 (Davy scoffs) 938 00:46:10,538 --> 00:46:13,041 You stole $20,000 out of the evidence locker 939 00:46:13,041 --> 00:46:15,543 to buy a goddamn wedding ring. 940 00:46:18,546 --> 00:46:19,380 I knew it. 941 00:46:20,215 --> 00:46:21,049 I knew it. 942 00:46:23,218 --> 00:46:26,012 I so wanted you not to be a crook, Davy? 943 00:46:26,012 --> 00:46:28,556 What the fuck were you thinking? 944 00:46:28,556 --> 00:46:31,226 Buying a goddam faggot wedding ring. 945 00:46:31,226 --> 00:46:32,769 - That kind of language is reportable. 946 00:46:32,769 --> 00:46:34,521 - You think? 947 00:46:34,521 --> 00:46:37,941 - I think you need to take that sensitivity class, Nate. 948 00:46:37,941 --> 00:46:40,443 - You know, they gave me the job of showing you the ropes 949 00:46:40,443 --> 00:46:42,070 because they thought a hard ass like me 950 00:46:42,070 --> 00:46:45,114 could whip your little ass into giving up. 951 00:46:45,114 --> 00:46:47,742 But I'm a professional, I do my job, 952 00:46:47,742 --> 00:46:49,911 and I don't give a fuck if you're wearing fishnet underwear. 953 00:46:49,911 --> 00:46:53,248 All I give a fuck is if you do the job right, 954 00:46:53,248 --> 00:46:56,417 but I can't do anything about this. 955 00:46:56,417 --> 00:46:59,796 You're gonna go down for this, Davy. 956 00:46:59,796 --> 00:47:01,714 - I didn't take the money. 957 00:47:01,714 --> 00:47:04,217 - Well then, how did you afford a ring like that? 958 00:47:04,217 --> 00:47:05,593 - It was $300. 959 00:47:05,593 --> 00:47:06,636 - A two carat diamond? 960 00:47:06,636 --> 00:47:08,263 - It's zirconium, all right? 961 00:47:08,263 --> 00:47:09,514 The guy told me no one but a jeweler 962 00:47:09,514 --> 00:47:14,102 would be able to tell the difference, because it works. 963 00:47:18,147 --> 00:47:21,693 - Hey, I think that's the guy we just got to call on. 964 00:47:21,693 --> 00:47:22,777 - What? 965 00:47:22,777 --> 00:47:27,782 - That Caucasian, 30 something, red jacket, six foot. 966 00:47:27,991 --> 00:47:30,535 - No, he doesn't look that tall, red jacket? 967 00:47:30,535 --> 00:47:32,328 - Red jacket. 968 00:47:32,328 --> 00:47:35,331 Step out, get behind him, we'll see. 969 00:47:36,207 --> 00:47:40,086 (indistinct chatter) 970 00:47:40,086 --> 00:47:42,839 (dramatic music) 971 00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:54,767 No, no, no, don't get too close, now Davy. 972 00:47:54,767 --> 00:47:57,520 (dramatic music) 973 00:48:26,424 --> 00:48:28,968 Gun, gun! (fires) 974 00:48:28,968 --> 00:48:30,219 (body thuds) 975 00:48:30,219 --> 00:48:31,638 - [Kasha] Holy shit. 976 00:48:31,638 --> 00:48:35,016 - But I'm a professional, I do my job. 977 00:48:35,016 --> 00:48:37,644 And I don't give a fuck if you're wearing fishnet underwear, 978 00:48:37,644 --> 00:48:40,313 all I give a fuck is if you do the job right. 979 00:48:40,313 --> 00:48:42,774 But I can't do anything about this, 980 00:48:42,774 --> 00:48:45,902 you're gonna go down for this, Davy. 981 00:48:45,902 --> 00:48:48,821 - God, did he get into an accident? 982 00:48:50,114 --> 00:48:54,077 - It was a collision, his head against the hood. 983 00:48:54,077 --> 00:48:58,665 - Only a jeweler would be able to tell the difference. 984 00:48:58,665 --> 00:49:02,001 - But he's gonna fix it, I'm sure of it. 985 00:49:04,212 --> 00:49:06,339 - He doesn't look that tall, red jacket? 986 00:49:06,339 --> 00:49:08,132 - Red jacket. 987 00:49:08,132 --> 00:49:10,843 Step out, and get behind him. 988 00:49:10,843 --> 00:49:14,347 - Still drinking your orange juice? 989 00:49:14,347 --> 00:49:16,265 - I put a little vodka. 990 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:21,062 You know your boyfriend was really worried about you. 991 00:49:21,062 --> 00:49:23,940 - Ew, he is not my boyfriend. 992 00:49:23,940 --> 00:49:25,191 - She's my niece 993 00:49:25,191 --> 00:49:27,235 - [Kasha] And he can be a pain. 994 00:49:27,235 --> 00:49:31,030 - You are too much, very sexy, Kasha. 995 00:49:31,030 --> 00:49:33,282 Why don't you take a video? 996 00:49:36,119 --> 00:49:38,621 (speaking in foreign language) 997 00:49:38,621 --> 00:49:40,456 I want you to meet my beautiful 998 00:49:40,456 --> 00:49:41,290 (speaking in foreign language) 999 00:49:41,290 --> 00:49:43,918 - Hey, you back there. 1000 00:49:43,918 --> 00:49:46,170 Get out of the way, thanks. 1001 00:49:47,380 --> 00:49:49,674 - You know what, take it on my phone. 1002 00:49:49,674 --> 00:49:50,633 - [Nate] Gun, gun! (fires) 1003 00:49:50,633 --> 00:49:53,302 (gasps) - Jesus! 1004 00:49:54,929 --> 00:49:57,015 - [Viktor] What the hell? 1005 00:50:01,853 --> 00:50:06,315 - Oh shit, I thought he was going for a gun. 1006 00:50:06,315 --> 00:50:08,735 - A cell phone, but you were right, 1007 00:50:08,735 --> 00:50:10,153 he was good for that domestic, 1008 00:50:10,153 --> 00:50:11,946 he got a boatload of warrants too. 1009 00:50:11,946 --> 00:50:13,156 - But no gun 1010 00:50:13,156 --> 00:50:13,990 - No gun. 1011 00:50:15,074 --> 00:50:16,701 - And next time you read somebody their rights, 1012 00:50:16,701 --> 00:50:18,870 could you man it up a little bit please? 1013 00:50:18,870 --> 00:50:19,787 - Huh? 1014 00:50:19,787 --> 00:50:22,331 - Oh, you have the right to remain silent, 1015 00:50:22,331 --> 00:50:24,459 I mean, could you gay it up more than that, huh? 1016 00:50:24,459 --> 00:50:27,211 - You know, it's a good thing I broke your glasses earlier, 1017 00:50:27,211 --> 00:50:30,631 'cause if you could see there might've been more damage. 1018 00:50:30,631 --> 00:50:32,050 - Well, IAD's gonna come here 1019 00:50:32,050 --> 00:50:33,426 and they're gonna try to fuck me out of my pension, 1020 00:50:33,426 --> 00:50:36,054 I'm telling you that right now. 1021 00:50:36,054 --> 00:50:39,223 And you're still in deep Davy, right? 1022 00:50:39,223 --> 00:50:41,309 You put these on. 1023 00:50:41,309 --> 00:50:42,560 - Come on, Nate. 1024 00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:46,189 Look I didn't steal anything, I borrowed it. 1025 00:50:47,106 --> 00:50:47,940 I promise you- 1026 00:50:47,940 --> 00:50:48,775 - Put these on! 1027 00:50:48,775 --> 00:50:49,609 - It'll be back in there after the wedding. 1028 00:50:49,609 --> 00:50:53,196 - Put them on, I'm tired of taking shit for you. 1029 00:50:53,196 --> 00:50:55,031 You're all snickering behind my back, 1030 00:50:55,031 --> 00:50:57,325 they thought that I was like you, 1031 00:50:57,325 --> 00:50:59,786 but I treated you right, didn't I? 1032 00:50:59,786 --> 00:51:00,870 I did my job. 1033 00:51:03,414 --> 00:51:04,665 What's gonna be my legacy now? 1034 00:51:04,665 --> 00:51:08,669 A goddamn busted shooting and a crooked partner. 1035 00:51:10,922 --> 00:51:14,926 - Two weeks, I promise it will be back in the box. 1036 00:51:14,926 --> 00:51:16,427 My wedding gift is a loan, it will cover it. 1037 00:51:16,427 --> 00:51:19,430 - The grand jury date is tomorrow, 1038 00:51:19,430 --> 00:51:21,265 it's gotta be back tomorrow. 1039 00:51:21,265 --> 00:51:23,059 - Why the hell so soon? 1040 00:51:23,059 --> 00:51:23,893 - I don't know, 1041 00:51:23,893 --> 00:51:27,105 I don't question what the DA's office is doing. 1042 00:51:27,105 --> 00:51:28,815 But one thing I know for sure, you're going to jail 1043 00:51:28,815 --> 00:51:32,068 if it's not back there tomorrow morning. 1044 00:51:32,068 --> 00:51:33,778 - I can apologize. 1045 00:51:33,778 --> 00:51:37,573 - Apologize? What, are you stupid? You idiot. 1046 00:51:37,573 --> 00:51:42,453 You got $20,000 in small bills you can put in there tonight? 1047 00:51:42,453 --> 00:51:43,621 - No. 1048 00:51:43,621 --> 00:51:48,000 - Bills with cocaine sprinkled on them, huh? 1049 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,044 Because you know they can test for that. 1050 00:51:50,044 --> 00:51:51,796 - [Dina] Officers? 1051 00:51:51,796 --> 00:51:52,880 - What did you do with the money, Davy? 1052 00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:56,551 What, you spent on that faggot, gay wedding? 1053 00:51:57,635 --> 00:51:58,469 - No. 1054 00:51:59,428 --> 00:52:01,514 - Well, what then, the ring? 1055 00:52:01,514 --> 00:52:03,641 - I told you, it's zirconium. 1056 00:52:03,641 --> 00:52:07,270 - Then what? What did you do with the $20,000? 1057 00:52:07,270 --> 00:52:08,938 - It's supposed to be a surprise. 1058 00:52:08,938 --> 00:52:09,856 - Surprise? 1059 00:52:12,358 --> 00:52:14,110 - I bought you teeth. 1060 00:52:15,736 --> 00:52:19,115 (calm music playing) 1061 00:52:19,115 --> 00:52:20,116 - Me? Teeth? 1062 00:52:22,702 --> 00:52:27,373 - Yeah, a retirement present, and fucking expensive too. 1063 00:52:29,125 --> 00:52:33,421 Implants, crowns, I just wanted you to be able 1064 00:52:33,421 --> 00:52:36,090 to fucking chew in your old age. 1065 00:52:37,383 --> 00:52:39,635 - Officers. - Officers. 1066 00:52:39,635 --> 00:52:41,262 - What? - What? 1067 00:52:41,262 --> 00:52:43,472 - I do people favors. 1068 00:52:43,472 --> 00:52:44,432 - What? 1069 00:52:44,432 --> 00:52:48,811 - $20,000, in small bills, with a taste of cocaine, 1070 00:52:48,811 --> 00:52:50,271 it's not a big deal. 1071 00:52:50,271 --> 00:52:52,523 - Yes, we do people favors. 1072 00:52:53,858 --> 00:52:57,612 Did you need that tonight or tomorrow morning? 1073 00:52:57,612 --> 00:53:00,531 (enchanting music) 1074 00:53:06,537 --> 00:53:08,331 - So years ago, I'm buying a car, 1075 00:53:08,331 --> 00:53:09,916 and this old salesman comes out to me 1076 00:53:09,916 --> 00:53:11,751 and I recognize him right off. 1077 00:53:11,751 --> 00:53:14,462 'Cause he was famous from doing commercials years before, 1078 00:53:14,462 --> 00:53:17,173 you know with the shtick and the bikini models, 1079 00:53:17,173 --> 00:53:18,382 and the crocodile and the bear, 1080 00:53:18,382 --> 00:53:20,593 you know him if you saw him. 1081 00:53:20,593 --> 00:53:24,430 But I also remembered, that he was convicted of fraud 1082 00:53:24,430 --> 00:53:27,183 and went to jail, so I knew he was a crook. 1083 00:53:27,183 --> 00:53:29,393 But I still ended up buying a car from him anyway 1084 00:53:29,393 --> 00:53:32,313 because he convinced me it was a great deal. 1085 00:53:32,313 --> 00:53:35,650 Some people, can get away with anything. 1086 00:53:37,526 --> 00:53:39,987 - Are you gonna show that to anyone? 1087 00:53:39,987 --> 00:53:41,739 - Well, you always wanna upload it to the cloud, 1088 00:53:41,739 --> 00:53:45,576 but I have better things I can put on YouTube. 1089 00:53:47,078 --> 00:53:49,163 Can I have my phone back? 1090 00:53:50,873 --> 00:53:51,707 Oh. 1091 00:53:54,293 --> 00:53:56,837 (speaking in foreign language) 1092 00:53:56,837 --> 00:53:59,465 - I want you to meet my beautiful real estate agent. 1093 00:53:59,465 --> 00:54:01,884 - [Kasha] Hey, you back there. 1094 00:54:01,884 --> 00:54:04,011 Yeah, can you get out of the way, please? 1095 00:54:04,011 --> 00:54:04,845 Thanks. 1096 00:54:06,222 --> 00:54:07,723 - You know what, why don't you take it on my phone? 1097 00:54:07,723 --> 00:54:09,850 - [Nate] Gun, gun, gun! 1098 00:54:09,850 --> 00:54:10,893 (gunshot) 1099 00:54:10,893 --> 00:54:12,895 (thuds) 1100 00:54:14,188 --> 00:54:15,523 - What the hell? 1101 00:54:18,317 --> 00:54:20,444 - You okay, partner? 1102 00:54:20,444 --> 00:54:21,445 - Holy shit. 1103 00:54:22,822 --> 00:54:23,656 Hey. 1104 00:54:29,328 --> 00:54:32,999 (enchanting guitar playing) 1105 00:54:51,267 --> 00:54:53,602 - My mother once asked when I was gonna get married, 1106 00:54:53,602 --> 00:54:55,855 and I said, "When I meet the perfect girl." 1107 00:54:55,855 --> 00:54:58,316 She said, "Well, I guess you're never gonna get married, 1108 00:54:58,316 --> 00:55:00,901 'cause the perfect girl is looking for the perfect guy." 1109 00:55:00,901 --> 00:55:02,194 Thanks mom. 1110 00:55:02,194 --> 00:55:05,364 (phone rings) 1111 00:55:05,364 --> 00:55:06,282 - Bergen's. 1112 00:55:07,366 --> 00:55:08,617 Yeah, but we got a lot of assholes here, 1113 00:55:08,617 --> 00:55:10,953 this one got a name? 1114 00:55:10,953 --> 00:55:12,371 Yeah, he is here. 1115 00:55:13,581 --> 00:55:15,374 One thing, is that life is about choices. 1116 00:55:15,374 --> 00:55:17,084 Now, some choices don't make a big difference at all, 1117 00:55:17,084 --> 00:55:18,919 Coke, Pepsi, but other choices, 1118 00:55:18,919 --> 00:55:20,963 you gotta live with your entire life. 1119 00:55:20,963 --> 00:55:24,884 But you still have to make the choice or you have no life. 1120 00:55:24,884 --> 00:55:27,845 It's just making the right choice, that's so damn hard. 1121 00:55:27,845 --> 00:55:29,180 Phone, good sir. 1122 00:55:31,474 --> 00:55:33,017 Enjoy. 1123 00:55:33,017 --> 00:55:34,143 - Hello? 1124 00:55:34,143 --> 00:55:36,812 - I am a man who believes in karma. 1125 00:55:36,812 --> 00:55:40,358 You do me nice, I'll do the same for you, 1126 00:55:40,358 --> 00:55:42,443 but if you do me wrong... 1127 00:55:42,443 --> 00:55:44,904 - Viktor, I didn't know she was your girlfriend, man. 1128 00:55:44,904 --> 00:55:48,282 - Kasha? She is not girlfriend, 1129 00:55:48,282 --> 00:55:50,701 she's my niece, she's family. 1130 00:55:51,994 --> 00:55:55,081 And I like my niece, you not so much. 1131 00:55:57,792 --> 00:56:00,544 - You're holding me up for money for hitting on your niece? 1132 00:56:00,544 --> 00:56:04,799 - Holding you up? You think I'm that kind of a person? 1133 00:56:04,799 --> 00:56:08,177 The money is not for me, it's for my friend, 1134 00:56:08,177 --> 00:56:10,638 the real estate agent, Didi. 1135 00:56:10,638 --> 00:56:14,934 You treated her badly and you damaged her car. 1136 00:56:14,934 --> 00:56:16,977 - But you pounded my head into her hood. 1137 00:56:16,977 --> 00:56:20,356 - But you were responsible, it was your car, 1138 00:56:20,356 --> 00:56:22,024 you have to pay. 1139 00:56:22,024 --> 00:56:25,194 Please, put the money in a paper bag, not plastic, 1140 00:56:25,194 --> 00:56:26,987 it's best for animals. 1141 00:56:26,987 --> 00:56:28,823 I will be coming soon. 1142 00:56:29,698 --> 00:56:32,952 Don't disappoint me, do you understand? 1143 00:56:38,499 --> 00:56:43,504 ("Just This Side Of Insane, Keaton Simons") 1144 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,633 ♪ Get me a girl in skin tight jeans ♪ 1145 00:56:47,633 --> 00:56:50,553 ♪ Complicated, kind of mean ♪ 1146 00:56:50,553 --> 00:56:51,846 ♪ Her fuse is short ♪ 1147 00:56:51,846 --> 00:56:56,267 ♪ Her legs are long ♪ 1148 00:56:56,267 --> 00:57:01,272 ♪ She's crazy, oh, oh so deranged ♪ 1149 00:57:01,939 --> 00:57:04,942 ♪ Crazy, just this side of insane ♪ 1150 00:57:04,942 --> 00:57:07,611 (coins clatter) 1151 00:57:08,863 --> 00:57:10,865 (sighs) 1152 00:57:12,450 --> 00:57:13,534 - Got enough? 1153 00:57:14,869 --> 00:57:15,703 - Almost. 1154 00:57:23,335 --> 00:57:24,170 Thanks. 1155 00:57:30,217 --> 00:57:31,051 (phone rings) 1156 00:57:31,051 --> 00:57:33,512 - I have it, I have your money. 1157 00:57:33,512 --> 00:57:36,724 - What money? Is this all about money? 1158 00:57:36,724 --> 00:57:37,558 (sighs) 1159 00:57:37,558 --> 00:57:38,392 - Hi, mom. 1160 00:57:38,392 --> 00:57:39,351 - If it's money you need, 1161 00:57:39,351 --> 00:57:41,562 now, you know your father and I, we can help out. 1162 00:57:41,562 --> 00:57:45,566 - It's not money. Like I said, I'm just not ready. 1163 00:57:45,566 --> 00:57:48,652 - You can't just tell her you will, and then you won't. 1164 00:57:48,652 --> 00:57:52,031 I didn't bring up that kind of person. 1165 00:57:52,031 --> 00:57:54,158 - Maybe it's something psychological. 1166 00:57:54,158 --> 00:57:56,035 - I'm not crazy, dad. 1167 00:57:56,035 --> 00:57:58,454 - Is there a problem in the bedroom? 1168 00:57:58,454 --> 00:58:00,372 - I'm not talking about my sex life with you. 1169 00:58:00,372 --> 00:58:02,791 - Okay then, talk to your father. 1170 00:58:02,791 --> 00:58:04,752 - Men can have trouble with erections, Milo, 1171 00:58:04,752 --> 00:58:06,128 at any time of their life. 1172 00:58:06,128 --> 00:58:08,214 - Dad, I can get... 1173 00:58:08,214 --> 00:58:09,924 I can get an erection. 1174 00:58:09,924 --> 00:58:12,134 - Well then, if you can get an erection, Milo, 1175 00:58:12,134 --> 00:58:13,719 what's the problem, baby, huh? 1176 00:58:13,719 --> 00:58:16,555 - Mom, it's not about sex. The sex is... 1177 00:58:16,555 --> 00:58:18,015 - Where are you, Milo? 1178 00:58:18,015 --> 00:58:21,310 - I'm at Bergen's, having a drink, working on business. 1179 00:58:21,310 --> 00:58:24,271 - This is something we need to talk about, face to face. 1180 00:58:24,271 --> 00:58:25,481 - I don't wanna talk about it. 1181 00:58:25,481 --> 00:58:28,484 - Stay there, we're on our way. 1182 00:58:28,484 --> 00:58:29,485 (sighs) 1183 00:58:29,485 --> 00:58:33,072 - Thank you, Jesus, he can get an erection. 1184 00:58:35,699 --> 00:58:36,534 - Fuck. 1185 00:58:40,204 --> 00:58:42,039 - Do you mind company? 1186 00:58:43,207 --> 00:58:44,875 - I think I'll pass. 1187 00:58:44,875 --> 00:58:49,213 I'm expecting people, including your friend, Viktor. 1188 00:58:51,423 --> 00:58:53,008 - He can overreact. 1189 00:58:57,012 --> 00:58:57,846 - Okay. 1190 00:58:58,973 --> 00:59:00,391 - It's okay, sit. 1191 00:59:04,228 --> 00:59:07,064 - You look like you needed a beer. 1192 00:59:08,524 --> 00:59:10,693 (sighs contentedly) 1193 00:59:10,693 --> 00:59:12,027 No, no, no, it's okay. 1194 00:59:12,027 --> 00:59:13,070 - You were counting pennies, take it. 1195 00:59:13,070 --> 00:59:16,407 - No, I don't need your money. It was an experiment. 1196 00:59:16,407 --> 00:59:19,201 - What kind of experiment? 1197 00:59:19,201 --> 00:59:22,204 - Well, men have been taking care of me my whole life, 1198 00:59:22,204 --> 00:59:26,375 I just wanted to see if I could make it on my own. 1199 00:59:27,459 --> 00:59:28,294 Thank you. 1200 00:59:29,753 --> 00:59:30,588 Yes. 1201 00:59:35,634 --> 00:59:38,220 You get hungry standing on corners. 1202 00:59:38,220 --> 00:59:41,390 - So how much can you make, standing on corners? 1203 00:59:41,390 --> 00:59:43,976 - Some people make thousands begging, 1204 00:59:43,976 --> 00:59:46,645 lots more than working a nine to five. 1205 00:59:46,645 --> 00:59:47,730 - [Milo] Standing on corners. 1206 00:59:47,730 --> 00:59:49,982 - Yeah, you just gotta figure out the right tack, 1207 00:59:49,982 --> 00:59:51,734 and the right corner. 1208 00:59:52,901 --> 00:59:55,112 - It's not gonna be good for a baby. 1209 00:59:55,112 --> 00:59:56,196 - Whose baby? 1210 00:59:58,782 --> 01:00:01,160 Oh, (chuckles) 1211 01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:03,370 Do I look like that much of a loser to you? 1212 01:00:03,370 --> 01:00:07,458 I'm not homeless or pregnant, that's just my signage. 1213 01:00:07,458 --> 01:00:08,709 Homeless gets you coin, 1214 01:00:08,709 --> 01:00:11,879 homeless and pregnant gets you paper. 1215 01:00:11,879 --> 01:00:13,714 - So, you're scamming people. 1216 01:00:13,714 --> 01:00:17,551 - Oh, what? Like you never break the rules? 1217 01:00:17,551 --> 01:00:21,221 - And panhandling, that's your plan 1218 01:00:21,221 --> 01:00:23,307 - Until I catch my break. 1219 01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:28,520 I'm a singer, and a songwriter, and an actress. 1220 01:00:29,730 --> 01:00:31,565 - It's tough business. 1221 01:00:31,565 --> 01:00:34,735 You gotta be at the right place, the right time, 1222 01:00:34,735 --> 01:00:37,404 you gotta have talent. 1223 01:00:37,404 --> 01:00:39,990 - What makes you think I don't? 1224 01:00:39,990 --> 01:00:42,910 - I don't mean to say you're not talented, 1225 01:00:42,910 --> 01:00:45,412 you're probably very talented. 1226 01:00:46,622 --> 01:00:48,874 You've got the look. 1227 01:00:48,874 --> 01:00:49,708 - Uh-hum. 1228 01:00:51,168 --> 01:00:54,088 And what is it you like looking at? 1229 01:00:55,798 --> 01:00:57,216 - I'm not going there. 1230 01:00:57,216 --> 01:00:58,384 - Going where? 1231 01:01:00,094 --> 01:01:02,513 (phone buzzes) 1232 01:01:02,513 --> 01:01:05,057 (sighs) 1233 01:01:05,057 --> 01:01:05,891 They're on their way. 1234 01:01:05,891 --> 01:01:06,725 - Who? 1235 01:01:08,435 --> 01:01:09,853 - My mom and dad. 1236 01:01:14,983 --> 01:01:18,195 Yeah, I'm always talking to them in uppercase letters, 1237 01:01:18,195 --> 01:01:22,241 everything is loud, I have to tone down. 1238 01:01:22,241 --> 01:01:25,619 - What message were you trying to get across? 1239 01:01:25,619 --> 01:01:26,787 - I'm engaged. 1240 01:01:29,039 --> 01:01:31,500 The wedding is in two weeks. 1241 01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:33,001 - Congratulations. 1242 01:01:34,586 --> 01:01:38,424 - Don't congratulate me, I'm breaking it off. 1243 01:01:38,424 --> 01:01:41,635 And my parents are not happy about it. 1244 01:01:41,635 --> 01:01:42,469 - Sorry. 1245 01:01:43,679 --> 01:01:46,765 - Don't be, it's the right thing to do. 1246 01:01:46,765 --> 01:01:48,100 - What happened? 1247 01:01:49,935 --> 01:01:50,769 (sighs) 1248 01:01:50,769 --> 01:01:55,482 - Nothing happened, I just don't think she's one. 1249 01:01:55,482 --> 01:01:57,985 - How long have you been going together? 1250 01:01:57,985 --> 01:01:58,902 - 10 years. 1251 01:02:00,612 --> 01:02:03,907 - What? It took you 10 years to figure out 1252 01:02:03,907 --> 01:02:05,909 she's not the one. 1253 01:02:05,909 --> 01:02:07,619 - Is this is a rehearsal for what my mother will say? 1254 01:02:07,619 --> 01:02:08,787 - No, no, but, 1255 01:02:10,372 --> 01:02:13,834 you're probably gonna fuck this girl up. 1256 01:02:13,834 --> 01:02:14,668 - She'll bounce back. 1257 01:02:14,668 --> 01:02:17,504 (sneering) 1258 01:02:17,504 --> 01:02:20,048 - How did you let it get that far? 1259 01:02:20,048 --> 01:02:23,385 - She was always the girlfriend, steady, 1260 01:02:24,928 --> 01:02:27,139 the one I took to the prom. 1261 01:02:27,139 --> 01:02:28,932 (enchanting music playing) 1262 01:02:28,932 --> 01:02:32,352 I still remember, she wore this backless, 1263 01:02:32,352 --> 01:02:34,188 strapless, blue thing. 1264 01:02:37,816 --> 01:02:40,402 After high school we both went separate ways, 1265 01:02:40,402 --> 01:02:43,405 different colleges, different towns. 1266 01:02:45,616 --> 01:02:47,826 Years ago, we made a vow that if neither of us were married 1267 01:02:47,826 --> 01:02:51,288 by the time we were 30, we would marry each other. 1268 01:02:51,288 --> 01:02:53,081 (chuckles) 1269 01:02:53,081 --> 01:02:54,416 That was stupid. 1270 01:02:56,502 --> 01:03:00,047 But every now and then we bring it up, 1271 01:03:00,047 --> 01:03:01,882 just joking, you know? 1272 01:03:03,884 --> 01:03:08,806 Last month she turned 30, and when she brought it up again, 1273 01:03:11,225 --> 01:03:12,935 (moaning) - You wanna get married? 1274 01:03:12,935 --> 01:03:15,979 - Yeah. (moaning) 1275 01:03:15,979 --> 01:03:16,897 - Romantic. 1276 01:03:20,108 --> 01:03:21,235 - You know when you meet a girl, 1277 01:03:21,235 --> 01:03:22,528 and you bring her home to mom and dad, 1278 01:03:22,528 --> 01:03:25,155 you want them to like her. 1279 01:03:25,155 --> 01:03:27,366 My parents, they love Evie. 1280 01:03:30,452 --> 01:03:34,289 They say when you meet the right one you know, 1281 01:03:35,207 --> 01:03:38,877 I don't know, so I'm thinking it's not love. 1282 01:03:40,921 --> 01:03:43,632 - Maybe you just like to fuck around. 1283 01:03:43,632 --> 01:03:45,592 There's nothing wrong with that, just admit it. 1284 01:03:45,592 --> 01:03:48,679 - No, it's not... I mean, yes, but... 1285 01:03:49,847 --> 01:03:51,640 I just think it is time to settle down. 1286 01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:55,769 - Oh, who's that talking now? Your mother? 1287 01:03:55,769 --> 01:03:58,522 - What if Evie is the right one? 1288 01:03:58,522 --> 01:04:01,108 And I'm just too dense to figure it out. 1289 01:04:01,108 --> 01:04:02,359 - Mh-hm. - I don't know. 1290 01:04:02,359 --> 01:04:04,903 - Bullshit, you know. 1291 01:04:04,903 --> 01:04:08,657 There has gotta be something that turns you off, 1292 01:04:08,657 --> 01:04:09,575 what is it? 1293 01:04:11,910 --> 01:04:15,706 - You know, I don't really know you, 1294 01:04:15,706 --> 01:04:19,459 I really don't wanna talk about this anymore. 1295 01:04:25,841 --> 01:04:26,675 - Like it? 1296 01:04:28,051 --> 01:04:29,428 - Beautiful. 1297 01:04:29,428 --> 01:04:31,930 - Thanks, I love nice jewelry. 1298 01:04:33,098 --> 01:04:34,850 It's expensive, I could live for a year 1299 01:04:34,850 --> 01:04:36,685 off of what this cost. 1300 01:04:38,228 --> 01:04:39,730 - A gift from a boyfriend. 1301 01:04:39,730 --> 01:04:41,148 - No, I stole it, 1302 01:04:42,482 --> 01:04:45,068 from my aunt. (chuckles) 1303 01:04:45,068 --> 01:04:46,194 She never missed it. 1304 01:04:46,194 --> 01:04:47,487 You know, some people have too much money 1305 01:04:47,487 --> 01:04:49,239 and too much jewelry. 1306 01:04:53,577 --> 01:04:55,746 I was raped when I was 16. 1307 01:05:00,626 --> 01:05:01,627 - I'm sorry. 1308 01:05:03,879 --> 01:05:05,088 I don't know what to say. 1309 01:05:05,088 --> 01:05:09,384 - You don't have say anything, I'm over it. 1310 01:05:09,384 --> 01:05:10,510 Well, I'm not over it, 1311 01:05:10,510 --> 01:05:14,097 but at least I didn't turn gay or celibate. 1312 01:05:16,141 --> 01:05:19,978 So what is it that you don't wanna talk about? 1313 01:05:25,609 --> 01:05:27,277 Come on, talk to me. 1314 01:05:29,571 --> 01:05:33,659 It'll be good to get what's inside, out. 1315 01:05:33,659 --> 01:05:34,743 - Okay. 1316 01:05:34,743 --> 01:05:35,577 - Yeah. 1317 01:05:39,665 --> 01:05:43,251 - What bothers me about Evie, she's freaky. 1318 01:05:46,463 --> 01:05:48,590 - Oh, kinky sex? 1319 01:05:48,590 --> 01:05:51,760 - No, I'm not talking about this with you. 1320 01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:53,804 - Oh, I touched a nerve there, did I? 1321 01:05:53,804 --> 01:05:56,890 - No, the sex is okay. It's not that. 1322 01:05:58,642 --> 01:06:00,143 - Then what is it? 1323 01:06:02,938 --> 01:06:05,315 - She doesn't like to kiss. 1324 01:06:05,315 --> 01:06:06,608 - That's it? 1325 01:06:06,608 --> 01:06:10,028 - And her mouth doesn't go anywhere else. 1326 01:06:11,738 --> 01:06:14,074 - Oh, so you're gonna tell your parents 1327 01:06:14,074 --> 01:06:15,367 that you're breaking off an engagement 1328 01:06:15,367 --> 01:06:17,077 because she won't go down on you. 1329 01:06:17,077 --> 01:06:18,078 (chuckles) 1330 01:06:18,078 --> 01:06:21,456 - No, that's not what I'm gonna say. 1331 01:06:21,456 --> 01:06:24,376 And that's not it, it's other stuff too. 1332 01:06:24,376 --> 01:06:26,128 - Like what? 1333 01:06:26,128 --> 01:06:30,132 - I've written poetry, like raps to other girls, 1334 01:06:32,217 --> 01:06:33,885 I've never written her one. 1335 01:06:33,885 --> 01:06:35,470 - So write one. 1336 01:06:35,470 --> 01:06:37,347 - I'm not inspired. 1337 01:06:37,347 --> 01:06:41,601 - Okay. So if you can't say it, rap it, or kiss it, 1338 01:06:45,272 --> 01:06:47,315 maybe it isn't love. 1339 01:06:47,315 --> 01:06:51,987 But what are you gonna tell her after 10 years of waiting? 1340 01:06:51,987 --> 01:06:52,821 - You're not helping. 1341 01:06:52,821 --> 01:06:54,656 - I'm just being real. 1342 01:06:56,116 --> 01:06:58,410 Now, if we could get her to hate you 1343 01:06:58,410 --> 01:06:59,870 for something other than ruining 1344 01:06:59,870 --> 01:07:02,706 the happiest moment of her life... 1345 01:07:05,167 --> 01:07:07,836 (phone buzzing) 1346 01:07:09,129 --> 01:07:10,714 Is that them? 1347 01:07:10,714 --> 01:07:12,966 - Yep, they're parking now. 1348 01:07:14,509 --> 01:07:16,511 Shit, Evie's coming too. 1349 01:07:18,555 --> 01:07:23,560 - Oh okay, um, let me clean this place up a bit for you. 1350 01:07:23,810 --> 01:07:25,395 - No, don't bother. 1351 01:07:29,733 --> 01:07:30,734 - Good luck. 1352 01:07:33,695 --> 01:07:37,949 (enchanting guitar playing) 1353 01:07:37,949 --> 01:07:38,950 - I didn't want it to be like this, 1354 01:07:38,950 --> 01:07:40,827 I just... One step at a time! 1355 01:07:40,827 --> 01:07:42,329 - She has a dress, I have a dress, 1356 01:07:42,329 --> 01:07:44,539 we have people coming from out of state. 1357 01:07:44,539 --> 01:07:46,166 - When were you going to tell me? 1358 01:07:46,166 --> 01:07:50,003 - I understand marriage responsibility, it's scary. 1359 01:07:50,003 --> 01:07:52,339 - People have plane tickets, non-refundable. 1360 01:07:52,339 --> 01:07:53,548 - If it's something I did. 1361 01:07:53,548 --> 01:07:55,175 - No, nothing like that. 1362 01:07:55,175 --> 01:07:57,469 - I didn't do anything wrong other than love you. 1363 01:07:57,469 --> 01:07:59,596 - It's me, not you. I'm just not sure. 1364 01:07:59,596 --> 01:08:00,680 - You've got dozens of girls 1365 01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:02,599 and you always come back to Evie. 1366 01:08:02,599 --> 01:08:05,519 - Just tell me, what is it, really? 1367 01:08:06,812 --> 01:08:08,355 - I can't write you poetry. 1368 01:08:08,355 --> 01:08:11,024 - Are you nuts? They have homework for that. 1369 01:08:11,024 --> 01:08:13,985 - Okay, so you're not a poet, but we're good for each other. 1370 01:08:13,985 --> 01:08:16,029 - I just think we're rushing into this, 1371 01:08:16,029 --> 01:08:17,155 I think we should wait. 1372 01:08:17,155 --> 01:08:20,116 - It took you three weeks to pick out napkin rings, 1373 01:08:20,116 --> 01:08:22,244 and you think we're rushing? 1374 01:08:22,244 --> 01:08:25,789 - I thought we could take a trip to Vegas or Hawaii, 1375 01:08:25,789 --> 01:08:26,873 sort it all out. 1376 01:08:26,873 --> 01:08:30,085 - You think you can dis-invite 200 people 1377 01:08:30,085 --> 01:08:32,419 and Evie's gonna wait? 1378 01:08:32,419 --> 01:08:35,757 - I wanna be with you, but I can't wait. 1379 01:08:38,844 --> 01:08:41,929 - Please, don't make it now or never. 1380 01:08:44,015 --> 01:08:47,393 - You think you have a lot of time for choices, Milo, 1381 01:08:47,393 --> 01:08:51,273 sometimes you only have a moment to make the right one. 1382 01:08:51,273 --> 01:08:54,358 - We were teenagers at prom, 1383 01:08:54,358 --> 01:08:58,238 and it was a night, a first for the both of us. 1384 01:08:58,238 --> 01:09:02,992 And we were both nervous and awkward, but then we kissed, 1385 01:09:06,163 --> 01:09:09,331 and it was more than just a kiss. 1386 01:09:09,331 --> 01:09:12,502 You felt it then, and you know it now. 1387 01:09:15,672 --> 01:09:17,674 Milo, it's now or never. 1388 01:09:19,593 --> 01:09:21,428 Do you love me or not? 1389 01:09:33,356 --> 01:09:34,274 - Yes, yes. 1390 01:09:49,580 --> 01:09:52,167 ♪ Get me a girl in skintight jeans ♪ 1391 01:09:52,167 --> 01:09:55,837 ♪ Complicated, kind of mean ♪ 1392 01:09:57,756 --> 01:09:58,924 - Hello, Milo. 1393 01:10:00,675 --> 01:10:05,680 ♪ She's crazy, oh, oh, so deranged ♪ 1394 01:10:06,431 --> 01:10:10,602 ♪ Crazy, just this side of insane ♪ 1395 01:10:12,729 --> 01:10:16,900 I'm Courtney. Milo, has told me so much about you. 1396 01:10:17,859 --> 01:10:19,945 (scoffs) 1397 01:10:22,989 --> 01:10:25,408 There you go, problem solved. 1398 01:10:25,408 --> 01:10:28,745 - Evie, I can explain, she's an actress. 1399 01:10:31,998 --> 01:10:35,418 - Now, there is a mischief maker for you. 1400 01:10:38,505 --> 01:10:40,214 (chuckles) 1401 01:10:40,214 --> 01:10:42,550 Don't forget your doggy bag. 1402 01:10:52,102 --> 01:10:54,479 We all want a devil for under the sheets. 1403 01:10:54,479 --> 01:10:56,398 Saints? For dashboards. 1404 01:10:57,691 --> 01:11:00,110 Is it because life is basically so boring 1405 01:11:00,110 --> 01:11:02,737 that we need people like her to spice it up? 1406 01:11:02,737 --> 01:11:04,739 'Cause I know you can find joy in doing things 1407 01:11:04,739 --> 01:11:05,824 you're not supposed to do, 1408 01:11:05,824 --> 01:11:09,077 but sometimes there's the devil to pay. 1409 01:11:12,247 --> 01:11:15,333 (calm music playing) 1410 01:11:30,473 --> 01:11:32,475 - All right, let's lock it up. 1411 01:11:32,475 --> 01:11:33,810 - Will do, boss. 1412 01:11:36,771 --> 01:11:39,190 (door shuts) 1413 01:11:51,870 --> 01:11:52,704 What? 1414 01:11:54,580 --> 01:11:55,915 Go ahead, judge. 1415 01:11:58,543 --> 01:12:02,464 You can love me, you can hate me, I don't care. 1416 01:12:03,714 --> 01:12:05,633 I just wanna feel good. 1417 01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:13,391 For just a few minutes, feel good about myself, my life. 1418 01:12:15,310 --> 01:12:19,647 'cause it's easy to feel good if you've got money, 1419 01:12:19,647 --> 01:12:23,568 love, sex, family, I haven't got any of those things. 1420 01:12:23,568 --> 01:12:24,569 All I got... 1421 01:12:28,490 --> 01:12:29,949 And I bet looking down on me 1422 01:12:29,949 --> 01:12:33,495 makes you feel pretty good about yourself, doesn't it? 1423 01:12:33,495 --> 01:12:34,871 Because no matter how bad it gets for you 1424 01:12:34,871 --> 01:12:38,166 you can always say, at least I'm not that guy, 1425 01:12:38,166 --> 01:12:40,418 at least I'm not a druggie. 1426 01:12:44,297 --> 01:12:45,714 The way I see it, 1427 01:12:47,008 --> 01:12:49,260 I'm doing a public service. 1428 01:12:55,892 --> 01:12:58,561 (siren wailing) 1429 01:13:02,356 --> 01:13:04,401 - [Man On Radio] Go ahead. 1430 01:13:04,401 --> 01:13:06,820 (door opens) 1431 01:13:08,196 --> 01:13:09,489 - [Paramedic] How long has he been down? 1432 01:13:09,489 --> 01:13:11,574 - I'm not sure, I came back because I forgot something 1433 01:13:11,574 --> 01:13:12,992 and I found him right there. 1434 01:13:12,992 --> 01:13:13,827 - [Paramedic] Is he breathing? 1435 01:13:13,827 --> 01:13:15,745 - [Murray] I don't know 1436 01:13:22,544 --> 01:13:24,421 - Hey, what's going on? 1437 01:13:24,421 --> 01:13:27,173 (dramatic music) 1438 01:13:29,092 --> 01:13:30,260 What happened? 1439 01:13:31,719 --> 01:13:32,971 - [Nana] Jacob? 1440 01:13:34,681 --> 01:13:35,515 - Hello? 1441 01:13:39,060 --> 01:13:41,562 I'm sorry ma'am, we're closed. 1442 01:13:46,860 --> 01:13:48,528 - Hello, sweetheart. 1443 01:14:00,373 --> 01:14:02,667 Don't be scared, Jacob. Sit. 1444 01:14:08,882 --> 01:14:11,383 - You look just like my nana. 1445 01:14:11,383 --> 01:14:13,011 - Yeah. 1446 01:14:13,011 --> 01:14:15,263 - I'm sorry, this is weird. 1447 01:14:16,473 --> 01:14:17,598 I'm stoned 1448 01:14:17,598 --> 01:14:20,435 - No, it's all right. I am your nana. 1449 01:14:20,435 --> 01:14:21,561 - [Speed] You're not my nana. 1450 01:14:21,561 --> 01:14:24,647 - Not your Nana? Who else would I be? 1451 01:14:25,606 --> 01:14:27,901 - We buried her, I was at her funeral. 1452 01:14:27,901 --> 01:14:32,739 - Yeah, I know. And everybody had such nice things to say, 1453 01:14:34,615 --> 01:14:38,785 even your cousin, Joey, he never had a nice word for anybody 1454 01:14:38,785 --> 01:14:40,455 - Lady, who are you? 1455 01:14:43,082 --> 01:14:44,374 - I'm your nana. 1456 01:14:47,086 --> 01:14:49,589 - Oh my God, Nana. (chuckling) 1457 01:14:49,589 --> 01:14:52,425 Who did we bury? I'll go tell mom. 1458 01:14:53,801 --> 01:14:58,097 - I'm the nana, whose chocolate chipped cookies you loved, 1459 01:14:58,097 --> 01:15:01,017 the soft gluey ones, huh? 1460 01:15:01,017 --> 01:15:04,521 Who bought you your graduation suit? 1461 01:15:04,521 --> 01:15:09,025 Or worried about that big, red birthmark on your tush. 1462 01:15:11,361 --> 01:15:13,821 - I gotta go call mom. 1463 01:15:13,821 --> 01:15:16,824 - All right, Jacob, I'm not gonna beat around the bush. 1464 01:15:16,824 --> 01:15:17,659 (Speed stammering) 1465 01:15:17,659 --> 01:15:19,327 - [Speed] Look, I'll call her. 1466 01:15:19,327 --> 01:15:20,160 - Jacob? 1467 01:15:21,079 --> 01:15:23,830 (dramatic music) 1468 01:15:25,874 --> 01:15:28,127 Who the hell are you? 1469 01:15:28,127 --> 01:15:31,881 - Hell? No, that's not me, I'm not from hell. 1470 01:15:34,092 --> 01:15:35,510 There is no hell. 1471 01:15:37,262 --> 01:15:41,015 But like I said, I'll get right to the point, 1472 01:15:42,517 --> 01:15:44,602 without being mysterious. 1473 01:15:51,067 --> 01:15:52,068 You're dead. 1474 01:15:53,194 --> 01:15:54,696 - What? 1475 01:15:54,696 --> 01:15:57,240 - Right now you'll probably think you're high, 1476 01:15:57,240 --> 01:15:58,575 but you're dead. 1477 01:16:00,201 --> 01:16:01,202 They'll be bringing your body 1478 01:16:01,202 --> 01:16:04,330 out of the restroom momentarily. 1479 01:16:04,330 --> 01:16:07,374 - Ugh, what a day this has been. 1480 01:16:07,374 --> 01:16:11,838 An hour ago, this lady on a train in St. Louis, 1481 01:16:11,838 --> 01:16:13,339 she drops dead, 1482 01:16:13,339 --> 01:16:15,842 I was in such a rush I didn't have time to eat. 1483 01:16:15,842 --> 01:16:20,597 She was young, 50, but she had family history, you know 1484 01:16:20,597 --> 01:16:22,682 high blood pressure, diabetes, 1485 01:16:22,682 --> 01:16:25,226 she has a time bomb, she just went off. 1486 01:16:25,226 --> 01:16:27,979 So I had to get to her first, but you, 1487 01:16:27,979 --> 01:16:30,940 we had a whole team on standby waiting for you, 1488 01:16:30,940 --> 01:16:34,360 for a long, long time, you were expected. 1489 01:16:36,404 --> 01:16:37,821 I don't know, Jacob, 1490 01:16:37,821 --> 01:16:40,658 a lot of people went way out of their way for you. 1491 01:16:40,658 --> 01:16:42,994 They gave love, money, time, 1492 01:16:45,580 --> 01:16:49,417 we all thought you're gonna clean up your act. 1493 01:16:52,794 --> 01:16:55,298 - No, no, no, no, this is fucked. 1494 01:16:55,298 --> 01:16:59,093 - Jacob, where'd you learn such language? 1495 01:16:59,093 --> 01:17:03,765 You don't talk like that to your nana, to anybody. 1496 01:17:03,765 --> 01:17:04,766 - Fuck. 1497 01:17:04,766 --> 01:17:06,809 - Your nana's right, the word is offensive. 1498 01:17:06,809 --> 01:17:10,271 So let's begin again, and you needn't worry, 1499 01:17:10,271 --> 01:17:14,233 I'm not that grim reaper they show in the movies, 1500 01:17:14,233 --> 01:17:16,069 what a joke. 1501 01:17:16,069 --> 01:17:17,487 - This is a joke. 1502 01:17:21,532 --> 01:17:24,035 - I don't joke, I'm not funny. 1503 01:17:27,163 --> 01:17:29,415 It's only that I've found over the years, 1504 01:17:29,415 --> 01:17:33,961 that it's best to first put my subjects at ease. 1505 01:17:33,961 --> 01:17:34,879 - Subjects? 1506 01:17:35,797 --> 01:17:36,839 - Of all your family, 1507 01:17:36,839 --> 01:17:41,260 you've always felt most comfortable with your nana, 1508 01:17:41,260 --> 01:17:44,514 a so lovely woman, good heart, 1509 01:17:44,514 --> 01:17:46,848 dreadful taste in perfume. 1510 01:17:46,848 --> 01:17:50,061 - I just wanna know what's going on here, okay? 1511 01:17:50,061 --> 01:17:51,854 - Go see for yourself. 1512 01:17:59,070 --> 01:18:00,988 (suspenseful music) 1513 01:18:00,988 --> 01:18:03,574 - [Paramedics] One, two, three. 1514 01:18:05,284 --> 01:18:08,538 (somber music playing) 1515 01:18:19,048 --> 01:18:21,968 (door creaks open) 1516 01:18:36,481 --> 01:18:37,316 - Nana? 1517 01:18:48,995 --> 01:18:50,246 - Such a shame. 1518 01:18:55,877 --> 01:18:58,713 You want a sprinkled fried chicken? 1519 01:18:58,713 --> 01:19:00,964 They put a little honey in the butter, 1520 01:19:00,964 --> 01:19:03,217 like the kind I used to make. 1521 01:19:03,217 --> 01:19:05,636 (indistinct) 1522 01:19:10,892 --> 01:19:13,478 - All they had open was espino, 1523 01:19:14,854 --> 01:19:17,273 it's not my favorite. 1524 01:19:17,273 --> 01:19:20,318 - I was just trying to get a little high. 1525 01:19:20,318 --> 01:19:21,319 Oh, come on. 1526 01:19:25,823 --> 01:19:29,702 - Jacob, I know it's all very disturbing, 1527 01:19:29,702 --> 01:19:31,871 but what can you do? 1528 01:19:31,871 --> 01:19:35,249 We thought you'd grow out of it, 1529 01:19:35,249 --> 01:19:40,129 we thought you'd grow up be a mitch, but you didn't. 1530 01:19:40,129 --> 01:19:43,549 And you know what you left behind? Guilt. 1531 01:19:46,135 --> 01:19:47,928 Everybody who loved you 1532 01:19:47,928 --> 01:19:51,473 they're now wondering if they could have done more. 1533 01:19:51,473 --> 01:19:53,851 What could we have done? 1534 01:19:53,851 --> 01:19:55,728 You aren't our little guy anymore, 1535 01:19:55,728 --> 01:19:58,981 where we could tell you not to put things in your mouth. 1536 01:19:58,981 --> 01:20:02,901 And I heard you say you had no love, no family, 1537 01:20:04,070 --> 01:20:07,323 you had both, you just slapped us away. 1538 01:20:12,829 --> 01:20:14,330 - I'm sorry, nana. 1539 01:20:18,292 --> 01:20:19,710 I didn't mean it. 1540 01:20:23,756 --> 01:20:25,341 I can change. 1541 01:20:25,341 --> 01:20:27,260 (scoffs) 1542 01:20:27,260 --> 01:20:31,055 - No, no, no, no, no, no, I want my nana, not you. 1543 01:20:31,055 --> 01:20:34,559 - You can't always have what you want. 1544 01:20:34,559 --> 01:20:38,980 You get one life, Jacob, like most you squandered it. 1545 01:20:40,981 --> 01:20:44,401 Most deaths are by suicide you know, 1546 01:20:44,401 --> 01:20:46,529 we don't believe it but it's true. 1547 01:20:46,529 --> 01:20:50,240 Quick with a gun, a bit slower with a needle, 1548 01:20:51,742 --> 01:20:54,787 and sometimes they take years. 1549 01:20:54,787 --> 01:20:57,540 It's suicide by too much, 1550 01:20:57,540 --> 01:21:01,085 too much smoking, too much drinking. 1551 01:21:01,085 --> 01:21:03,838 We all know that death is inevitable but... 1552 01:21:03,838 --> 01:21:06,007 I had this young fellow last week, 1553 01:21:06,007 --> 01:21:10,761 he went on and on about how he was a vegetarian, 1554 01:21:10,761 --> 01:21:14,265 like broccoli has the key to immortality, 1555 01:21:14,265 --> 01:21:15,850 a really cocky guy. 1556 01:21:18,269 --> 01:21:20,521 - So there's no going back. 1557 01:21:23,774 --> 01:21:28,738 - Jacob, you always had a good head on your shoulders, 1558 01:21:28,821 --> 01:21:30,781 but not any smart. 1559 01:21:30,781 --> 01:21:34,535 You understand what's going on here, with this is all about? 1560 01:21:34,535 --> 01:21:37,204 Of course there's no going back. 1561 01:21:39,205 --> 01:21:41,292 I hate it when they ask that, 1562 01:21:41,292 --> 01:21:45,463 that vegetarian just wouldn't come along. 1563 01:21:45,463 --> 01:21:48,007 - Did he have a choice? 1564 01:21:48,007 --> 01:21:48,841 No, no, no, no, 1565 01:21:48,841 --> 01:21:51,510 I don't wanna talk to that other woman please, just you. 1566 01:21:51,510 --> 01:21:56,348 - Jacob, even your nana likes to put on a little lipstick. 1567 01:21:58,559 --> 01:22:02,855 - So I have a choice, I don't have to die. 1568 01:22:02,855 --> 01:22:05,274 - You like this color? 1569 01:22:05,274 --> 01:22:09,070 (speaking in foreign language) 1570 01:22:09,070 --> 01:22:11,739 Of course you'll have to die, 1571 01:22:11,739 --> 01:22:13,407 everyone has to die. 1572 01:22:14,325 --> 01:22:15,868 - But that guy, the vegetarian, 1573 01:22:15,868 --> 01:22:16,910 you said he wouldn't come along. 1574 01:22:16,910 --> 01:22:19,622 So what'd you do? Did you drag him out? 1575 01:22:19,622 --> 01:22:21,123 Take him to heaven, hell? 1576 01:22:21,123 --> 01:22:25,211 - I told you, there is no hell, no heaven either. 1577 01:22:26,087 --> 01:22:27,672 - So what is there? 1578 01:22:29,173 --> 01:22:32,258 - Well, there's always fried chicken. 1579 01:22:35,846 --> 01:22:39,308 You people, you always lose your sense of humor 1580 01:22:39,308 --> 01:22:40,977 in times like these. 1581 01:22:42,728 --> 01:22:43,562 Let's go. 1582 01:22:47,024 --> 01:22:49,110 - I'm not going anywhere. 1583 01:22:51,487 --> 01:22:52,613 (exclaiming excitedly) 1584 01:22:52,613 --> 01:22:53,864 Maybe I'm okay. 1585 01:22:56,325 --> 01:22:57,910 - Nope. 1586 01:22:57,910 --> 01:22:59,412 - How do you know? 1587 01:23:01,414 --> 01:23:04,166 - Who figures he'd die in my bar. 1588 01:23:05,167 --> 01:23:06,460 - You coming? 1589 01:23:06,460 --> 01:23:09,046 (upbeat music) 1590 01:23:10,756 --> 01:23:13,300 - Jacob, do you remember I told you 1591 01:23:13,300 --> 01:23:15,469 I used to be off a hoofer. 1592 01:23:17,596 --> 01:23:22,017 I did Broadway once when I was 19, "West Side Story", 1593 01:23:23,561 --> 01:23:26,439 "The Chorus", (indistinct) 1594 01:23:26,439 --> 01:23:28,356 Oh, that was something. 1595 01:23:30,151 --> 01:23:32,319 But then I met you grandfather, 1596 01:23:32,319 --> 01:23:35,740 and family became another career. 1597 01:23:35,740 --> 01:23:38,492 But I was so disappointed in you. 1598 01:23:40,578 --> 01:23:42,663 - The drugs, the alcohol? 1599 01:23:42,663 --> 01:23:45,958 Well, yeah, but I was disappointed 1600 01:23:45,958 --> 01:23:50,546 because you never let me teach you how to dance. 1601 01:23:50,546 --> 01:23:52,631 - I know how to dance. 1602 01:23:52,631 --> 01:23:56,302 - What, the gyrating business? Where nobody touches. 1603 01:23:56,302 --> 01:23:58,888 (upbeat music) 1604 01:24:02,348 --> 01:24:03,934 Look how sexy I am. 1605 01:24:06,353 --> 01:24:09,565 That's not dancing, it's a show. 1606 01:24:09,565 --> 01:24:13,819 Dancing, real dancing, is two people, hand in hand. 1607 01:24:14,695 --> 01:24:16,614 It's a tandem, 1608 01:24:16,614 --> 01:24:17,615 (enchanting music) 1609 01:24:17,615 --> 01:24:19,492 and it's romantic. 1610 01:24:19,492 --> 01:24:22,870 If you danced, really danced with a girl, 1611 01:24:22,870 --> 01:24:25,330 maybe you'd have a girl, 1612 01:24:25,330 --> 01:24:28,709 maybe things would have turned out different. 1613 01:24:28,709 --> 01:24:30,753 Dance with me, Jacob. 1614 01:24:30,753 --> 01:24:33,672 (enchanting music) 1615 01:24:41,430 --> 01:24:45,935 - Oh Jacob, I want you to be happy with this business. 1616 01:24:46,977 --> 01:24:48,062 - Happy? 1617 01:24:48,062 --> 01:24:49,437 - Sure. 1618 01:24:49,437 --> 01:24:52,817 - Why would I be happy to be dead? 1619 01:24:52,817 --> 01:24:56,320 - Well, for some it's better than life. 1620 01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:59,490 - But I don't wanna be dead, I have a girlfriend, 1621 01:24:59,490 --> 01:25:01,617 we were gonna have kids. 1622 01:25:01,617 --> 01:25:04,870 - Now, I know you haven't a girlfriend, 1623 01:25:05,913 --> 01:25:07,998 I'm death, I know things. 1624 01:25:10,251 --> 01:25:13,712 But, if you wanna tango with death. 1625 01:25:13,712 --> 01:25:16,298 (upbeat music) 1626 01:25:21,512 --> 01:25:23,055 - I never traveled much, 1627 01:25:23,055 --> 01:25:24,848 there's a lot of places I never got to see. 1628 01:25:24,848 --> 01:25:27,142 - If you lived to be 100, they'd be places you would say 1629 01:25:27,142 --> 01:25:29,270 you didn't get to see, that's life, 1630 01:25:29,270 --> 01:25:31,187 it's always incomplete. 1631 01:25:35,442 --> 01:25:37,319 - But for some people, like me, 1632 01:25:37,319 --> 01:25:40,114 it's more incomplete than ever. 1633 01:25:40,114 --> 01:25:41,532 - Don't get me wrong, 1634 01:25:41,532 --> 01:25:46,120 I commiserate, but the death was your choice, not mine. 1635 01:25:47,163 --> 01:25:48,372 - I didn't plan it. 1636 01:25:48,372 --> 01:25:51,959 - Oh, come on, you're not dumb, you knew the risks. 1637 01:25:51,959 --> 01:25:55,629 It's not like you tripped in front of a bus. 1638 01:25:56,630 --> 01:25:58,464 - I can't just take all the moments of my life 1639 01:25:58,464 --> 01:26:01,886 and put them in a box, and pick just one. 1640 01:26:05,055 --> 01:26:06,723 There's some things I had no control over, 1641 01:26:06,723 --> 01:26:10,060 and that should count for something. 1642 01:26:10,060 --> 01:26:11,562 Let's make a deal. 1643 01:26:13,062 --> 01:26:17,526 - Well, I'm sorry, it doesn't work that way. 1644 01:26:17,526 --> 01:26:19,320 It's time to go. 1645 01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:22,698 (dramatic music) 1646 01:26:22,698 --> 01:26:25,326 - No, no, no, no, no, no, wait. 1647 01:26:25,326 --> 01:26:30,330 I deserve a second chance, you can change the future. 1648 01:26:30,539 --> 01:26:34,126 I may not be perfect, but let me try again. 1649 01:26:35,294 --> 01:26:39,714 - I'm sorry, I have other appointments, other people, 1650 01:26:40,633 --> 01:26:43,969 I can't argue with you forever. 1651 01:26:43,969 --> 01:26:46,430 - Where are you going? 1652 01:26:46,430 --> 01:26:49,016 - Nolan's, guns make busy work. 1653 01:26:53,896 --> 01:26:58,234 It's ironic, you seem to have spent your entire life 1654 01:27:00,151 --> 01:27:03,155 trying to avoid the real world, 1655 01:27:03,155 --> 01:27:07,493 always looking to go somewhere, and you knew not where, 1656 01:27:07,493 --> 01:27:10,996 and now I wanna take you to another world, 1657 01:27:12,164 --> 01:27:13,874 and you don't wanna go. 1658 01:27:13,874 --> 01:27:16,377 (door creaks) 1659 01:27:16,377 --> 01:27:20,464 Well, I'm looking forward to some good jambalaya. 1660 01:27:21,799 --> 01:27:24,551 (whooshing) 1661 01:27:24,551 --> 01:27:27,471 (enchanting music) 1662 01:27:29,306 --> 01:27:30,473 - [Man On Radio] Good job, 44, 1663 01:27:30,473 --> 01:27:32,142 let us know if there's any change. 1664 01:27:32,142 --> 01:27:34,228 See you in 10, peace out. 1665 01:27:38,649 --> 01:27:42,236 (enchanting music playing) 1666 01:27:52,663 --> 01:27:57,668 ♪ Won't you say ♪ 1667 01:27:58,252 --> 01:27:59,837 ♪ Don't you say ♪ 1668 01:27:59,837 --> 01:28:01,088 - [Woman] What? 1669 01:28:05,467 --> 01:28:06,635 - I can dance. 1670 01:28:12,933 --> 01:28:17,437 ♪ When life takes a turn for worse ♪ 1671 01:28:17,437 --> 01:28:22,192 ♪ Remember this little verse ♪ 1672 01:28:22,192 --> 01:28:27,196 ♪ We all fall down ♪ 1673 01:28:28,574 --> 01:28:30,326 ♪ Don't you worry ♪ 1674 01:28:30,326 --> 01:28:35,330 ♪ No matter how hard we climb ♪ 1675 01:28:37,624 --> 01:28:41,003 ♪ Life will find a way ♪ 1676 01:28:41,003 --> 01:28:44,173 ♪ To kick our behinds ♪ 1677 01:28:44,173 --> 01:28:48,552 ♪ And so I am no better than you ♪ 1678 01:28:48,552 --> 01:28:52,097 ♪ Christians, Monks or Buddhist, Jew ♪ 1679 01:28:52,097 --> 01:28:57,102 ♪ We all fall down ♪ 1680 01:28:58,604 --> 01:29:01,231 ♪ Even you poster jerk ♪ 1681 01:29:01,231 --> 01:29:06,236 ♪ Chases debts and thinks he's cool as Captain Cook ♪ 1682 01:29:06,695 --> 01:29:11,700 ♪ He will fall down ♪ 1683 01:29:11,867 --> 01:29:13,702 ♪ Don't you worry ♪ 1684 01:29:13,702 --> 01:29:18,707 ♪ 'Cause just when we think we've arrived ♪ 1685 01:29:21,168 --> 01:29:26,173 ♪ Something really crappy breaks our stride ♪ 1686 01:29:30,594 --> 01:29:34,848 ♪ And so pa pa pa ra pa pa pa ♪ 1687 01:29:34,848 --> 01:29:38,267 ♪ Pa pa ra pa pa pa pa pa ♪ 1688 01:29:38,267 --> 01:29:41,146 ♪ We all fall down ♪ 1689 01:29:45,692 --> 01:29:48,529 (music interlude) 1690 01:30:00,707 --> 01:30:03,919 ♪ Pa pa pa pa ra pa pa ♪ 1691 01:30:03,919 --> 01:30:07,297 ♪ Pa pa ra pa ra da da da ♪ 1692 01:30:07,297 --> 01:30:12,302 ♪ We all fall down ♪ 1693 01:30:13,345 --> 01:30:18,350 ♪ Don't you worry, we all fall down ♪ 1694 01:30:20,352 --> 01:30:25,315 ♪ Guaranteed, we all fall down ♪ 1695 01:30:27,401 --> 01:30:31,321 ♪ Believe me, we all fall down ♪ 1696 01:30:49,089 --> 01:30:51,675 (upbeat music) 1697 01:30:57,556 --> 01:31:02,561 ♪ In the early morning time, I think of you ♪ 1698 01:31:03,770 --> 01:31:07,231 ♪ And I don't even wanna breathe again ♪ 1699 01:31:07,231 --> 01:31:09,651 ♪ When I'm with you ♪ 1700 01:31:09,651 --> 01:31:11,111 ♪ Oh, oh, let's stay ♪ 1701 01:31:11,111 --> 01:31:15,740 ♪ I'll push it away ♪ 1702 01:31:15,740 --> 01:31:17,367 ♪ And the harder we try ♪ 1703 01:31:17,367 --> 01:31:20,120 ♪ The harder we cry ♪ 1704 01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:23,790 ♪ Still on the loose ♪ 1705 01:31:23,790 --> 01:31:27,252 ♪ Yeah, I know we'll make it through ♪ 1706 01:31:27,252 --> 01:31:30,088 ♪ I know that we'll get through ♪ 1707 01:31:30,088 --> 01:31:35,093 ♪ I'll be there through black and blue ♪ 1708 01:31:38,972 --> 01:31:42,476 ♪ Toasted on the full moon ♪ 1709 01:31:42,476 --> 01:31:45,854 ♪ Thinking of you ♪ 1710 01:31:45,854 --> 01:31:49,066 ♪ Whether it's gonna be your way ♪ 1711 01:31:49,066 --> 01:31:54,071 ♪ I'll be there soon ♪ 1712 01:31:57,615 --> 01:32:01,995 ♪ And the harder we try, the harder we cry ♪ 1713 01:32:01,995 --> 01:32:05,207 ♪ Still on the lose ♪ 1714 01:32:05,207 --> 01:32:09,044 ♪ Yeah I know we'll make it through ♪ 1715 01:32:09,044 --> 01:32:11,672 ♪ I know that we'll get through ♪ 1716 01:32:11,672 --> 01:32:16,260 ♪ I'll be there through black and blue ♪ 1717 01:32:47,124 --> 01:32:50,877 ♪ Yeah I know we'll make it through ♪ 1718 01:32:50,877 --> 01:32:53,589 ♪ I know that we'll get through ♪ 1719 01:32:53,589 --> 01:32:56,758 ♪ I'll be there through black and blue ♪ 1720 01:32:56,758 --> 01:33:00,012 ♪ Through black and blue ♪ 1721 01:33:00,012 --> 01:33:03,181 ♪ Yeah I know we'll make it through ♪ 1722 01:33:03,181 --> 01:33:06,517 ♪ Yeah, I know we'll make it ♪ 1723 01:33:06,517 --> 01:33:10,147 ♪ I'll be there through black and blue ♪