1 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:11,763 - What is school spirit? 2 00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:15,266 The dictionary defines "spirit" as the-- 3 00:00:15,308 --> 00:00:16,768 - We don't have time for this. 4 00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:18,186 We have been talking about the Spirit Competition 5 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:19,395 all year. 6 00:00:19,437 --> 00:00:20,646 If you don't know what it is by now, 7 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,440 you're out of luck! - Daisy's right. 8 00:00:22,482 --> 00:00:24,025 Everyone already knows 9 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:26,194 that we'll be competing against Valley and two other schools 10 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:27,987 in a series of events I've assigned 11 00:00:28,029 --> 00:00:29,447 based on everyone's strengths. 12 00:00:29,489 --> 00:00:32,116 They know that the top two schools will qualify 13 00:00:32,158 --> 00:00:34,994 for the final obstacle course, which I'll be running-- 14 00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:36,120 - You're doing it again! 15 00:00:36,162 --> 00:00:37,705 This meeting could have been an email! 16 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:38,956 - I just don't want people to be confused 17 00:00:38,998 --> 00:00:40,458 if they haven't been watching all season. 18 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:42,794 - Oh, hey, there... [chuckles] 19 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:43,795 You. 20 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:45,630 - Good morning, uh... 21 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,799 Counselor Spano. 22 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:54,806 Are you sure this isn't a bad idea? 23 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,224 - Who cares? 24 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,893 - Well, I've just been trying to be more thoughtful 25 00:00:58,935 --> 00:01:02,021 about my decisions, and... 26 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:05,191 I don't know, maybe I should think about this? 27 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:07,276 - Oh, cool. 28 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:09,779 Yeah, I'm not gonna think about it. 29 00:01:09,821 --> 00:01:12,657 I won't be lying awake tonight replaying this endlessly 30 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:15,076 like the time I accidentally took off my whole shirt and bra 31 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:16,786 at TSA. 32 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:22,208 I'm gonna go stand over there. 33 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,252 - Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea, right. 34 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:25,753 - No, seriously, Mac, wrap this up. 35 00:01:25,795 --> 00:01:27,296 People have to prepare for their events. 36 00:01:27,338 --> 00:01:28,923 - Yeah, I got to fire up my smoker 37 00:01:28,965 --> 00:01:30,133 for the barbecue competition. 38 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:32,927 Choo-choo, baby. All aboard the sauce train. 39 00:01:32,969 --> 00:01:35,263 - Okay, I think we covered everything. 40 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:36,472 Meeting adjourned. 41 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:38,307 Wait, did you just get here? 42 00:01:38,349 --> 00:01:40,560 Okay, we're gonna have to do the whole meeting over again. 43 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:41,853 Toddman? 44 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:44,981 - What is school spirit? 45 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,691 [school bell rings] 46 00:01:46,733 --> 00:01:48,276 - * When I wake up in the mornin' * 47 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,861 * Alarm gives out a warnin' * 48 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:51,946 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 49 00:01:51,988 --> 00:01:53,030 [school bell ringing] 50 00:01:53,072 --> 00:01:54,532 * By the time I grab my books * 51 00:01:54,574 --> 00:01:55,950 * And I give myself a look * 52 00:01:55,992 --> 00:01:59,370 * I'm at the corner just in time * 53 00:01:59,412 --> 00:02:01,622 * It's all right, it's all right * 54 00:02:01,664 --> 00:02:03,624 * Saved by the bell, it's all right * 55 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:06,252 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 56 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:08,713 * It's all right * 57 00:02:08,755 --> 00:02:12,967 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 58 00:02:13,009 --> 00:02:15,053 [school bell ringing] 59 00:02:15,094 --> 00:02:16,345 [melodic piano music playing] 60 00:02:16,387 --> 00:02:17,388 - * Each day I * 61 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:19,891 [voice cracks] * Live * 62 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:21,350 [clears throat] 63 00:02:21,392 --> 00:02:24,145 [off-key] * Each day I live * 64 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:25,396 - Oh, no. 65 00:02:25,438 --> 00:02:26,898 Is your throat okay? 66 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:31,194 If it's contagious, do you mind breathing toward Spencer? 67 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:33,446 - No, I'm not sick. 68 00:02:33,488 --> 00:02:34,906 I don't know what's going on. 69 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:37,742 - Well, if it's not physical, maybe it's psychological. 70 00:02:37,784 --> 00:02:40,995 I could connect you to Dr. Drew, Phil, or Death. 71 00:02:41,037 --> 00:02:42,246 - No, I'm good, I'm good. 72 00:02:42,288 --> 00:02:44,957 I just need to warm up. 73 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:46,042 * Each day I * 74 00:02:46,084 --> 00:02:48,002 [off-key] * Live * 75 00:02:48,044 --> 00:02:51,923 [mysterious music] 76 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:54,634 - Okay, Spirit Buddy, how we looking? 77 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,761 - Great, I greased The Fish for his wrestling match. 78 00:02:56,803 --> 00:02:58,513 I tailed Yasmin's cheer uniform 79 00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:00,348 so we won't lose points for exposed underboob. 80 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:01,641 - Zoom-zoom. 81 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,267 How you feeling for the Knowledge Bowl? 82 00:03:03,309 --> 00:03:04,602 - Oh, I got it in the bag. 83 00:03:04,644 --> 00:03:06,687 - I wouldn't be so sure about that. 84 00:03:06,729 --> 00:03:09,065 - Wait, you're actually blond? 85 00:03:09,107 --> 00:03:10,858 Do you know any good toners to keep the color 86 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:12,026 from going brassy? 87 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:14,404 - Pop quiz-- 88 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:15,947 this Valley student is competing 89 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:18,991 against Daisy Jiménez in the Knowledge Bowl today, 90 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,785 and is gonna crush her. 91 00:03:20,827 --> 00:03:21,911 Hmm. 92 00:03:21,953 --> 00:03:24,122 Who is me? 93 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:26,791 - Knowledge Bowl answers aren't in "Jeopardy!" format, 94 00:03:26,833 --> 00:03:27,875 dickhead. 95 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:29,502 And who cares? I'm smarter than you. 96 00:03:29,544 --> 00:03:30,753 - It doesn't matter. 97 00:03:30,795 --> 00:03:33,423 I've been studying for trivia all year. 98 00:03:33,464 --> 00:03:34,882 While we were making out, 99 00:03:34,924 --> 00:03:37,552 I was spelling out U.S. vice presidents 100 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:38,594 with my tongue. 101 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:39,595 - No, you weren't. 102 00:03:39,637 --> 00:03:40,888 When we were making out, 103 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:43,099 you were all like... [grunting] 104 00:03:43,141 --> 00:03:44,600 [gasps] Spiro Agnew! 105 00:03:44,642 --> 00:03:47,103 - [chuckles] Good luck. 106 00:03:47,145 --> 00:03:50,022 - Okay, I just have to learn a year's worth of trivia 107 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:53,151 in two hours. 108 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:54,569 - Hey, you know, Mac, 109 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:56,946 Bayside hasn't won the Spirit Competition 110 00:03:56,988 --> 00:03:58,322 in 200 years. 111 00:03:58,364 --> 00:04:01,159 But your dad came the closest. 112 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,036 If anybody knows how to beat Valley, it's gonna be him. 113 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:05,872 - The whole reason I want to win this thing 114 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,707 is so I can shove it in my dad's face. 115 00:04:07,749 --> 00:04:09,083 I can't ask him for help. 116 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:11,753 That's like Rocky asking Apollo Creed to train him. 117 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:13,629 - He did do that in the later movies. 118 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:16,841 - But this isn't later movies. This is the first movie. 119 00:04:16,883 --> 00:04:19,177 - In which the hero famously lost. 120 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:20,511 - You know what, Toddman? 121 00:04:20,553 --> 00:04:22,513 Detention. - Yes, sir. 122 00:04:22,555 --> 00:04:25,933 [light music] 123 00:04:25,975 --> 00:04:27,351 - Hey. 124 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:30,396 I thought you might be feeling a little left out today, 125 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,857 you know, 'cause you don't have an event to compete in. 126 00:04:32,899 --> 00:04:35,318 - Well, I find that cheering on your friends 127 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:36,652 is the greatest event of all. 128 00:04:36,694 --> 00:04:38,029 - No, cheerleading is an event. 129 00:04:38,071 --> 00:04:40,031 You're just not in it. - I'm not in it. 130 00:04:40,073 --> 00:04:42,742 - Anyway, I got you a surprise-- 131 00:04:42,784 --> 00:04:44,035 tickets to the premiere 132 00:04:44,077 --> 00:04:47,455 of "Fast and Furious 10: Look Who's Driving Now." 133 00:04:47,497 --> 00:04:49,373 It's a prequel where they're all babies. 134 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:51,793 - No! [chuckles] 135 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:54,003 Lexi, I-I thought you hated these movies. 136 00:04:54,045 --> 00:04:57,048 - I do, but I see how happy they make you. 137 00:04:58,925 --> 00:05:02,720 - You know, these last few months have been rough. 138 00:05:02,762 --> 00:05:04,305 And a lot of times I kind of thought 139 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:05,515 I was just gonna fall apart 140 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:08,559 into, like, a brazillion pieces. 141 00:05:08,601 --> 00:05:11,229 But thanks to you, I never did. - [chuckles] 142 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:13,940 * * 143 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,733 I love you, Lexi. 144 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:18,569 - I, um-- 145 00:05:18,611 --> 00:05:19,862 - It's okay. 146 00:05:19,904 --> 00:05:23,157 You don't have to say it. - No. 147 00:05:23,199 --> 00:05:25,868 It's just...it's new to me 148 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:28,788 to have someone I can count on 24-7. 149 00:05:28,830 --> 00:05:30,206 Life can be unpredictable, 150 00:05:30,248 --> 00:05:33,376 but I feel protected knowing you're right here. 151 00:05:33,418 --> 00:05:34,377 That's why... 152 00:05:34,419 --> 00:05:37,171 * * 153 00:05:37,213 --> 00:05:38,548 I love you. 154 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:43,010 [upbeat music] 155 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:44,429 [both laugh] 156 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:47,181 - Hey, you look really cute in my letterman jacket. 157 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:49,434 Just be careful you don't turn into a jock. 158 00:05:49,475 --> 00:05:51,686 - Oh, no, it's happening. 159 00:05:51,728 --> 00:05:54,605 I-I have the sudden urge to throw Gatorade on someone 160 00:05:54,647 --> 00:05:56,274 and thank the man upstairs. 161 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:59,152 [both laugh] 162 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:04,949 [contemplative music] 163 00:06:04,991 --> 00:06:07,118 I'm sensing you still haven't told Daisy about us? 164 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,453 - Yeah. 165 00:06:08,494 --> 00:06:10,621 I'm sorry, I just haven't found the right moment. 166 00:06:10,663 --> 00:06:12,206 - I get it. Take your time. 167 00:06:12,248 --> 00:06:13,958 - No. I'm ready. 168 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,960 She's not gonna be shocked, I mean... 169 00:06:16,002 --> 00:06:17,628 I made her dress up as the women of WrestleMania 170 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:19,630 three Halloweens in a row. - [chuckles] 171 00:06:19,672 --> 00:06:20,673 - I got this. 172 00:06:20,715 --> 00:06:21,924 - You got this. - Yeah. 173 00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:23,760 - Yeah. 174 00:06:25,053 --> 00:06:26,512 * * 175 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:27,722 - Daisy? 176 00:06:27,764 --> 00:06:29,849 Hey, I know that you're busy. 177 00:06:29,891 --> 00:06:31,517 - Gil's gonna beat me in the Knowledge Bowl, Aisha. 178 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:33,269 He's been studying all year. 179 00:06:33,311 --> 00:06:35,354 - You're a nerd--you've been studying your whole life. 180 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:37,148 - Yeah, but trivia is different. 181 00:06:37,190 --> 00:06:38,441 It's sports and music 182 00:06:38,483 --> 00:06:39,942 and stuff I don't know anything about. 183 00:06:39,984 --> 00:06:41,486 Like, who's "Little Nas Ten"? 184 00:06:41,527 --> 00:06:43,529 I mean, he's cute. Is he single? 185 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,823 - Yikes, you do need to study. 186 00:06:45,865 --> 00:06:47,700 I'll, uh, catch you later. 187 00:06:47,742 --> 00:06:53,206 * * 188 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:58,544 - Kelly? What are you doing here? 189 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:00,088 - Oh, I'm studying for the MCAT. 190 00:07:00,129 --> 00:07:02,006 I needed to go somewhere to hide from Zack. 191 00:07:02,048 --> 00:07:04,425 - But you said he was really supportive when you told him. 192 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:06,677 - He was, too supportive. 193 00:07:06,719 --> 00:07:08,721 He insists on helping me study-- 194 00:07:08,763 --> 00:07:10,723 building DNA models with Twizzlers, 195 00:07:10,765 --> 00:07:14,018 making perverted anatomy flash cards with his nudes. 196 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:16,270 [scoffs] It's so distracting! 197 00:07:16,312 --> 00:07:18,064 - Well, I hate to distract you even more, 198 00:07:18,106 --> 00:07:19,690 but I have to get something off my chest. 199 00:07:19,732 --> 00:07:21,192 - Ah, the chest. 200 00:07:21,234 --> 00:07:24,487 Home to the pectoral muscles and the cornea? 201 00:07:24,529 --> 00:07:25,655 Ugh! I'm gonna fail. 202 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:26,823 - I kissed Slater. 203 00:07:26,864 --> 00:07:28,699 - [shouts] What? [softly] Sorry. 204 00:07:28,741 --> 00:07:31,202 - No, speak up. I want to hear this. 205 00:07:31,244 --> 00:07:32,328 - This is so exciting. 206 00:07:32,370 --> 00:07:34,205 - No, it was horrible. 207 00:07:34,247 --> 00:07:35,415 Slater shut it down. 208 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:36,874 He said it was a bad idea. 209 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:38,876 - What? You, a bad idea? 210 00:07:38,918 --> 00:07:40,795 - Maybe I'm not a good kisser. 211 00:07:40,837 --> 00:07:43,548 Here, quick, kiss me. Be brutally honest. 212 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:46,509 - Yeah, kiss her. Nobody's watching. 213 00:07:46,551 --> 00:07:47,885 - What's his problem? 214 00:07:47,927 --> 00:07:50,096 You're an accomplished, beautiful woman. 215 00:07:50,138 --> 00:07:51,806 Does he have myopia of the eyes? 216 00:07:51,848 --> 00:07:53,850 Ooh, maybe I am learning things. 217 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,059 Hmm. - You're right. 218 00:07:55,101 --> 00:07:57,478 A man who once had a fungal infection so bad 219 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:58,896 they named it Slater's Foot 220 00:07:58,938 --> 00:08:01,566 has no right to call me a bad idea. 221 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:04,152 - You should go tell him that. - Hell, yeah, I should. 222 00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:06,362 - Hmm. 223 00:08:06,404 --> 00:08:09,157 - Hey, if you two hook up, send me a pic. 224 00:08:10,742 --> 00:08:12,744 [cheers and applause] 225 00:08:12,785 --> 00:08:15,079 - Welcome to the 45th quadrennial 226 00:08:15,121 --> 00:08:17,957 Southern California School Spirit Competition. 227 00:08:17,999 --> 00:08:19,667 [cheers and applause] 228 00:08:19,709 --> 00:08:23,629 Today four schools will be competing to see who takes home 229 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:27,258 the coveted Spirit Stick. [crowd oohing] 230 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:31,095 Bayside is proud to welcome our fellow finalists. 231 00:08:31,137 --> 00:08:34,807 First, the Jeffrey Bezos School for Robotic Enterprise. 232 00:08:34,849 --> 00:08:35,933 [cheers and applause] 233 00:08:35,975 --> 00:08:37,393 [mechanical whirring] 234 00:08:37,435 --> 00:08:41,439 Next, Ms. Trunchbull's Academy for Giant Athletic Girls. 235 00:08:41,481 --> 00:08:43,149 [cheers and applause] 236 00:08:43,191 --> 00:08:46,611 And finally, uh, unidentified school number four. 237 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:49,113 [cheers and applause] 238 00:08:49,155 --> 00:08:51,032 - You ready for Knowledge Bowl, Daisy? 239 00:08:51,074 --> 00:08:54,243 "I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night. 240 00:08:54,285 --> 00:08:56,579 "That tonight's gonna be a good, good night." 241 00:08:56,621 --> 00:08:57,914 Black Eyed Peas. 242 00:08:57,955 --> 00:09:00,541 Longest-running number-one single of 2009. 243 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:01,959 - Wow, you learned one song. 244 00:09:02,001 --> 00:09:04,420 Well, do you know all of sports? 245 00:09:04,462 --> 00:09:06,339 'Cause you once asked me if Tom Brady was the dad 246 00:09:06,381 --> 00:09:07,799 from "The Brady Bunch." 247 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,467 I know you, Daisy. 248 00:09:09,509 --> 00:09:11,469 I know all of you. 249 00:09:11,511 --> 00:09:12,845 And you're going down. 250 00:09:12,887 --> 00:09:15,807 - We commence with our first event-- 251 00:09:15,848 --> 00:09:17,183 tug-of-war! 252 00:09:17,225 --> 00:09:18,226 [whistle blows] 253 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:20,812 [cheering] 254 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:24,148 - Come on, guys! - Yeah, tug! 255 00:09:24,190 --> 00:09:26,567 [whistle blows] - Aisha, I didn't make weight. 256 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:27,819 - What? 257 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:28,986 - Somebody sent me good-luck cupcakes, 258 00:09:29,028 --> 00:09:31,697 and I ate the whole box. 259 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:32,990 I kind of thought it was you 260 00:09:33,032 --> 00:09:35,201 'cause, you know, our fun, flirty vibe. 261 00:09:35,243 --> 00:09:36,285 - No! 262 00:09:36,327 --> 00:09:38,037 - Well, you're gonna have to wrestle. 263 00:09:38,079 --> 00:09:39,997 - I can't--I'm nowhere near as good as you. 264 00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:41,624 - Aisha, stop flirting, okay? 265 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:42,959 You can do this. 266 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,252 Just focus. - Uh-- 267 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:46,170 The Fish! I--Ugh. 268 00:09:46,212 --> 00:09:48,172 - Guys, the girl I'm competing against 269 00:09:48,214 --> 00:09:50,216 is doing the same exact monologue as me. 270 00:09:50,258 --> 00:09:51,300 - Oh, come-- 271 00:09:51,342 --> 00:09:54,053 - Why are we having so much bad luck? 272 00:09:54,095 --> 00:09:56,180 - It's not luck. It's Valley. 273 00:09:56,222 --> 00:09:57,724 Gil knows everything about us, 274 00:09:57,765 --> 00:10:00,852 and he's using it to play dirty. 275 00:10:00,893 --> 00:10:03,229 [cheering, whistle blows] 276 00:10:03,271 --> 00:10:04,397 - Valley wins. 277 00:10:04,439 --> 00:10:07,859 [all groan] 278 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,986 - They greased the rope. 279 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:13,114 How did they know we're all allergic to peanut butter? 280 00:10:13,156 --> 00:10:15,324 - Daisy is right about Valley. 281 00:10:15,366 --> 00:10:18,619 They've always been the masters of sabotage. 282 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:21,372 I didn't want to tell you this tale. 283 00:10:21,414 --> 00:10:23,875 But if you don't learn from the past, 284 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:26,252 you're doomed to repeat it. 285 00:10:26,294 --> 00:10:27,295 - I know. 286 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:29,047 That's why we have all these reboots 287 00:10:29,088 --> 00:10:30,757 of teen shows from the '90s. 288 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:33,593 It's like, get a new idea, Hollywood. 289 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,178 - It was 30 years ago. 290 00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:37,972 We were in the prime of our youth. 291 00:10:38,014 --> 00:10:39,807 - I can only picture you guys old. 292 00:10:39,849 --> 00:10:41,434 [shimmering tone] 293 00:10:41,476 --> 00:10:44,771 - We had all come out on top in our individual events 294 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,230 and qualified for the final. 295 00:10:46,272 --> 00:10:49,067 - Yo, totally crushed that Valley dweeb. 296 00:10:49,108 --> 00:10:50,568 Dude wrestled like a girl. 297 00:10:50,610 --> 00:10:54,072 - Hey, women can wrestle just as well as men, you pig. 298 00:10:54,113 --> 00:10:55,406 - Yeah, right. - And one day 299 00:10:55,448 --> 00:10:57,241 a woman will even become president-- 300 00:10:57,283 --> 00:10:58,910 or at least win the popular vote. 301 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:00,078 - Maybe I'll be President. 302 00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:01,913 I'll paint the White House pink. 303 00:11:01,954 --> 00:11:03,456 - Jesus Christ, Kelly. 304 00:11:03,498 --> 00:11:04,749 - Girls, girls. 305 00:11:04,791 --> 00:11:06,918 Your catfighting is super distracting. 306 00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:08,753 Could you maybe do it in bikinis? 307 00:11:08,795 --> 00:11:11,714 - Zack was about to run the final obstacle course. 308 00:11:11,756 --> 00:11:13,508 But right before the race, 309 00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:16,803 Valley whispered something into his ear, 310 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:20,515 something so horrible, it shook him to his core. 311 00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:23,518 He was totally thrown and lost the event. 312 00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:25,061 [whistle blows] 313 00:11:25,103 --> 00:11:28,773 Your father never revealed what exactly they said, 314 00:11:28,815 --> 00:11:32,610 only that it was so devastating that if a weaker person were 315 00:11:32,652 --> 00:11:34,070 to hear it... 316 00:11:34,112 --> 00:11:36,114 they would lose their mind. 317 00:11:36,155 --> 00:11:37,657 - We need to know what it was. 318 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:42,036 That's the only way we can get the upper hand. 319 00:11:42,078 --> 00:11:45,456 - Don't look at me. I'm not gonna ask him for help. 320 00:11:45,498 --> 00:11:47,208 - I have a pretty good relationship with Mac's dad. 321 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,960 One time I was over at the house, and he was like, 322 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:50,753 "What's up, Jimmy? How's your mom?" 323 00:11:50,795 --> 00:11:52,505 So maybe I'll go ask him? 324 00:11:52,547 --> 00:11:53,715 - Please, Mac. 325 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:54,966 We need you. 326 00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:58,136 [dramatic music] 327 00:12:03,558 --> 00:12:07,186 - How dare you call me a bad idea? 328 00:12:07,228 --> 00:12:09,397 - Oh, boy. - I am a great idea. 329 00:12:09,439 --> 00:12:10,440 I am a catch. 330 00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:12,358 I'm smart, I'm hot. 331 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,486 Mark Wahlberg once hit on me at the club. 332 00:12:15,528 --> 00:12:16,904 It was Sam's Club. 333 00:12:16,946 --> 00:12:18,865 It was Donnie Wahlberg. 334 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,283 But I'm honest. 335 00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:23,494 - Uh, I'm--I'm so sorry, but... what's your point? 336 00:12:23,536 --> 00:12:26,122 - If anyone is a bad idea, it's you. 337 00:12:26,164 --> 00:12:29,542 I once saw you put 69 cents worth of gas in your car. 338 00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:31,377 And I don't know if you did it because you were broke 339 00:12:31,419 --> 00:12:32,837 or 'cause you were trying to make me laugh-- 340 00:12:32,879 --> 00:12:34,547 which you do a lot-- 341 00:12:34,589 --> 00:12:37,592 especially this last year when I really needed it. 342 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,552 You're, like... 343 00:12:39,594 --> 00:12:41,679 my best friend, you dick. 344 00:12:41,721 --> 00:12:43,347 - [sighs] 345 00:12:43,389 --> 00:12:46,184 Look, I didn't say you were a bad idea. 346 00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:48,352 I said maybe we were. 347 00:12:48,394 --> 00:12:50,646 A lot of times I leap before I look, 348 00:12:50,688 --> 00:12:53,149 and I'm trying not to do that anymore. 349 00:12:53,191 --> 00:12:54,776 - Who'd you hear that from, your dumb therapist? 350 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,069 - No, you. 351 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,987 You told me that. 352 00:12:58,029 --> 00:13:00,156 We've done this before, remember? 353 00:13:00,198 --> 00:13:05,870 * * 354 00:13:05,912 --> 00:13:07,663 - Is this a bad idea? 355 00:13:07,705 --> 00:13:09,248 Do you really want to get back together? 356 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:11,459 Or are you just sad 'cause we lost Spirit? 357 00:13:11,501 --> 00:13:13,211 - Ugh, who cares? 358 00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:15,046 You look hot in that vest, mama. 359 00:13:15,088 --> 00:13:16,964 - I'm sorry. 360 00:13:19,008 --> 00:13:20,468 - Slater. 361 00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:21,761 - Oh! 362 00:13:21,803 --> 00:13:24,639 * * 363 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,265 - Is this a bad idea? 364 00:13:26,307 --> 00:13:28,017 I mean, you're dating that other girl 365 00:13:28,059 --> 00:13:29,769 who's also anxious with curly hair. 366 00:13:29,811 --> 00:13:31,854 - Who cares? 367 00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:33,523 - Hey, guys! 368 00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:36,109 I just rented "The Crow" from Blockbuster. 369 00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:37,485 Whoo! Move! 370 00:13:37,527 --> 00:13:40,696 * * 371 00:13:40,738 --> 00:13:43,699 ["Auld Lang Syne" playing] 372 00:13:43,741 --> 00:13:44,700 - Is this a bad idea? 373 00:13:44,742 --> 00:13:46,369 - It's Y2K, baby. 374 00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:48,246 All the planes are gonna fall out of the sky 375 00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:50,123 and the ATMs are gonna turn into Terminators. 376 00:13:50,164 --> 00:13:51,582 Who cares? 377 00:13:51,624 --> 00:13:52,625 - I'm sorry. 378 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:56,087 * * 379 00:13:56,129 --> 00:13:57,797 [party horn squeaks] 380 00:13:57,839 --> 00:13:59,465 [sighs] 381 00:13:59,507 --> 00:14:02,552 I can't believe I did that to you so many times. 382 00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:05,680 Oh, God, I did it when we worked at Malibu Sands, too. 383 00:14:05,722 --> 00:14:07,306 - Yeah, but let's not remember that. 384 00:14:07,348 --> 00:14:10,184 We can't afford a Stacey Carosi flashback. 385 00:14:10,226 --> 00:14:12,562 - I'm so sorry. 386 00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,355 - Look, you've had a rough year, 387 00:14:14,397 --> 00:14:17,483 and you're not exactly yourself right now. 388 00:14:17,525 --> 00:14:19,318 Pervy Slater would've been all over this, 389 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,780 but Therapy Slater doesn't want us to start something 390 00:14:22,822 --> 00:14:25,032 that you might regret later. 391 00:14:25,074 --> 00:14:27,201 - That's very mature 392 00:14:27,243 --> 00:14:29,287 and thoughtful. 393 00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:32,290 [contemplative music] 394 00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:33,958 - * Do, re, mi * 395 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,835 [off-key] * Fa! * 396 00:14:35,877 --> 00:14:38,546 [groans] I don't know why I can't sing anymore. 397 00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:41,507 - Valley must've sabotaged you. - No, they didn't. 398 00:14:41,549 --> 00:14:42,842 Earlier I saw this kid from Valley trying 399 00:14:42,884 --> 00:14:45,636 to un-tune the piano, so I stuffed him into it. 400 00:14:45,678 --> 00:14:49,265 I'm just in my head, and I don't know why. 401 00:14:49,307 --> 00:14:50,641 - Maybe you feel guilty 402 00:14:50,683 --> 00:14:53,019 because you locked an innocent boy in a piano? 403 00:14:53,061 --> 00:14:54,687 - No, that's not it. 404 00:14:54,729 --> 00:14:57,065 [Lexi sighs] 405 00:14:57,106 --> 00:14:59,025 - Hey, baby, how's it going? 406 00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:02,195 - Not good, I have Spencer watching "Angels in America" 407 00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:03,821 trying to find me a new monologue. 408 00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:05,073 - I think I found one. 409 00:15:05,114 --> 00:15:06,365 Do you've a baseball outfit? 410 00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:08,743 - Have you been watching "Angels in the Outfield"? 411 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:13,998 - So Spirit seems to be going pretty badly. 412 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,333 And, you know, I should be bummed, 413 00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:18,461 'cause I can't even help, but I'm still so happy. 414 00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:19,712 You know, I didn't expect you to say-- 415 00:15:19,754 --> 00:15:21,714 - I love you. 416 00:15:21,756 --> 00:15:24,550 It's new to me to have someone I can count on 24-7. 417 00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:26,552 Life can be unpredictable. 418 00:15:26,594 --> 00:15:29,055 But I feel protected knowing you're right here. 419 00:15:29,097 --> 00:15:30,306 That's why... 420 00:15:30,348 --> 00:15:32,892 [shimmering tone] 421 00:15:32,934 --> 00:15:35,228 I love you. 422 00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:36,729 - You don't love me. 423 00:15:36,771 --> 00:15:38,564 You just love our surprisingly great rates. 424 00:15:38,606 --> 00:15:42,068 - Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. 425 00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:46,072 - Did you repurpose dialogue from your State Farm commercial 426 00:15:46,114 --> 00:15:48,074 in your declaration of love to me? 427 00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:49,283 - No! 428 00:15:49,325 --> 00:15:51,244 Unless you believe your eyes and ears 429 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:52,912 over your girlfriend's lies! 430 00:15:52,954 --> 00:15:54,956 - Then do it again...right now. 431 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,749 - Okay. [laughs nervously] 432 00:15:56,791 --> 00:16:00,670 Listen, Jamie, I larv-- 433 00:16:01,838 --> 00:16:04,549 I lorb-- 434 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:07,009 I lar-- 435 00:16:07,051 --> 00:16:09,470 I'm sorry. 436 00:16:09,512 --> 00:16:12,056 - Me too, yeah. - [sighs] 437 00:16:12,098 --> 00:16:15,101 - Spencer, would it kill you to buy one streaming service 438 00:16:15,143 --> 00:16:16,436 without ads? 439 00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:19,105 [whistle blows, crowd shouting] 440 00:16:19,147 --> 00:16:21,107 [cheers and applause] 441 00:16:21,149 --> 00:16:23,651 [whistle blows] 442 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,114 - Hey, I'm freaking out. 443 00:16:28,156 --> 00:16:29,615 - The Valley guy I'm wrestling is scary. 444 00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:32,160 His arms look like challah bread. 445 00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:34,245 But, um, it's not just that. 446 00:16:34,287 --> 00:16:36,164 I really do need to talk to you about something. 447 00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:39,333 - Look, nobody wants to do their events right now, Aisha, 448 00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:41,502 but you have to wrestle, and I have to study. 449 00:16:41,544 --> 00:16:44,922 And, honestly, I don't need another problem on my plate. 450 00:16:44,964 --> 00:16:48,009 - First of all, I never said I wasn't gonna wrestle. 451 00:16:48,051 --> 00:16:50,303 I've been getting better, and you haven't even noticed. 452 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:53,014 Actually, you haven't noticed a lot of things. 453 00:16:53,056 --> 00:16:55,975 But don't trip--I wouldn't want to be another problem for you. 454 00:16:56,017 --> 00:16:58,561 [dramatic music] 455 00:16:58,603 --> 00:16:59,729 - [sighs] 456 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,527 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, sport. 457 00:17:06,569 --> 00:17:07,737 Have you seen your mom? 458 00:17:07,779 --> 00:17:09,113 We're supposed to be studying together. 459 00:17:09,155 --> 00:17:11,532 I set up a game of Operation where we do body shots 460 00:17:11,574 --> 00:17:12,992 anytime she messes up. 461 00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:14,535 - We're screwed for the Spirit Competition, 462 00:17:14,577 --> 00:17:16,871 and I need your-- [gags] 463 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,792 I need your help. - Yes! 464 00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:22,168 I would love to! 465 00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:23,711 Oh, I can see the headlines now! 466 00:17:23,753 --> 00:17:26,506 "Zack Morris Finally Brings It Home for Bayside, 467 00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:28,841 Helps Son (Not Pictured)." 468 00:17:28,883 --> 00:17:31,219 - No, I just need you to tell me what Valley whispered to you 469 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:32,720 that made you lose back in the '90s. 470 00:17:32,762 --> 00:17:34,263 - Oh. 471 00:17:34,305 --> 00:17:35,723 I'm sorry. 472 00:17:35,765 --> 00:17:38,309 Much like the secret UFO files I read as governor, 473 00:17:38,351 --> 00:17:40,269 I can never tell you what I know. 474 00:17:40,311 --> 00:17:42,355 - Well, I'm not leaving until you do. 475 00:17:42,397 --> 00:17:44,023 - Who cares? You live here. 476 00:17:44,065 --> 00:17:45,358 - Oh. 477 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,944 I really didn't want to have to do this. 478 00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:50,405 - No, son, you're terrible at playing the recorder. 479 00:17:50,446 --> 00:17:52,573 - Hey! I heard the bakery's having a sale. 480 00:17:52,615 --> 00:17:55,243 - Oh, yeah? On what? - On hot cross buns. 481 00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:56,828 [playing out of tune melody] 482 00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:58,204 - Oh, God, stop it. 483 00:17:58,246 --> 00:18:01,582 * * 484 00:18:01,624 --> 00:18:05,002 - Stop it, stop it, stop it! Stop it! 485 00:18:05,044 --> 00:18:06,003 I can't tell you that secret, 486 00:18:06,045 --> 00:18:07,547 but I can tell you other secrets. 487 00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,048 I went to middle school in Indiana. 488 00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:11,342 And one day I woke up, and I lived in Los Angeles, 489 00:18:11,384 --> 00:18:12,468 and no one ever explained why. 490 00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:15,012 - Of course you won't tell me, 491 00:18:15,054 --> 00:18:17,557 because you'd do anything to keep me from winning. 492 00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,434 - What? That's not true. 493 00:18:19,475 --> 00:18:20,852 - Yes, it is. 494 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:23,354 It would kill you if I won something that you lost. 495 00:18:23,396 --> 00:18:24,689 - Wait. 496 00:18:24,731 --> 00:18:26,858 Is that why you're so intent on winning this, 497 00:18:26,899 --> 00:18:28,526 to spite me? 498 00:18:28,568 --> 00:18:30,570 Son, I know you were mad about the talent show, 499 00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:31,863 but the only reason I was even there 500 00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:33,489 is 'cause I wanted to spend more time with you. 501 00:18:33,531 --> 00:18:35,241 - No, it was because you lost your job, 502 00:18:35,283 --> 00:18:36,534 and you want to feel cool again. 503 00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:38,119 So go get your pilot's license 504 00:18:38,161 --> 00:18:39,495 like every other middle-aged loser. 505 00:18:39,537 --> 00:18:41,122 - Yeah, I tried, but the flight instructor 506 00:18:41,164 --> 00:18:42,957 was a dork and wouldn't let me rock out to my music. 507 00:18:42,999 --> 00:18:44,459 - If you want to be there for your son, 508 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,294 just tell me your stupid Spirit secret! 509 00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:48,588 - There is no secret, okay? 510 00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:50,339 Valley didn't say anything. 511 00:18:50,381 --> 00:18:52,425 They just whispered, "Have a nice race." 512 00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:54,427 I lied because I was embarrassed I lost. 513 00:18:54,469 --> 00:18:56,095 - Oh, God. 514 00:18:56,137 --> 00:18:57,597 There's no secret weapon. 515 00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:59,932 You're a fraud, and we're screwed. 516 00:18:59,974 --> 00:19:01,851 [cell phone vibrating] 517 00:19:01,893 --> 00:19:03,603 What? Great. 518 00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:05,229 Hey. - Mac, please tell me 519 00:19:05,271 --> 00:19:06,314 your dad gave you the secret. 520 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:08,191 Valley spooked Nadia's horse, 521 00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:09,776 and now it's running down the PCH. 522 00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:11,444 And I've crammed so many facts into my head, 523 00:19:11,486 --> 00:19:13,071 I'm starting to forget old ones. 524 00:19:13,112 --> 00:19:14,447 My name's Maisie, right? 525 00:19:14,489 --> 00:19:16,449 - No, my dad was completely useless. 526 00:19:16,491 --> 00:19:18,242 - What? - Don't worry. 527 00:19:18,284 --> 00:19:20,328 I'll just heroically overcome all odds 528 00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:23,081 and win the obstacle course like my father never could. 529 00:19:23,122 --> 00:19:25,458 - We're never going to get to the obstacle course, Mac. 530 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,626 We're in last place! 531 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,836 - So find a solution, Maisie! 532 00:19:28,878 --> 00:19:30,546 - Ugh! 533 00:19:35,301 --> 00:19:36,969 - Ugh. 534 00:19:37,011 --> 00:19:39,847 We're gonna lose the whole friggin' thing again. 535 00:19:39,889 --> 00:19:42,100 Oh, gosh, if Daisy doesn't win Knowledge Bowl, 536 00:19:42,141 --> 00:19:45,311 I swear I'm gonna drive out to that overpass and-- 537 00:19:45,353 --> 00:19:47,230 and come right back. 538 00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:48,481 Hi, Daisy. 539 00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:50,233 - Sorry, I was hiding in here to study. 540 00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:52,777 I almost have all the positions of football memorized. 541 00:19:52,819 --> 00:19:54,821 Quarterback, cornerback, "Sexy Back"-- 542 00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:56,114 Wait, that's Justin Timberlake's 543 00:19:56,155 --> 00:19:58,116 number-one hit single from 2006. 544 00:19:58,157 --> 00:19:59,200 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 545 00:19:59,242 --> 00:20:00,451 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God-- 546 00:20:00,493 --> 00:20:02,370 - Oh, Daisy, Daisy, hold on, hold on. 547 00:20:02,412 --> 00:20:07,250 Listen, I want to win this thing more than anyone. 548 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,627 But... 549 00:20:09,669 --> 00:20:12,171 have a seat. 550 00:20:16,759 --> 00:20:18,386 It's okay if we don't. 551 00:20:18,428 --> 00:20:19,846 - That's not what you just said. 552 00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:22,807 - And much like when I called that policewoman Mommy, 553 00:20:22,849 --> 00:20:24,183 I may have misspoken. 554 00:20:24,225 --> 00:20:25,935 - If we don't win, then this whole year 555 00:20:25,977 --> 00:20:27,562 would have been for nothing. 556 00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:29,355 - What are you talking about? 557 00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:31,899 - I came back to school trying to make up for lost time. 558 00:20:31,941 --> 00:20:33,651 But what did I do instead? 559 00:20:33,693 --> 00:20:35,820 I wasted all semester dating a liar 560 00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:38,406 and having fun with my friends like an idiot. 561 00:20:38,448 --> 00:20:40,575 - Daisy... 562 00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:43,703 there's no such thing as lost time. 563 00:20:43,745 --> 00:20:47,373 There's only time, and it's all valuable... 564 00:20:47,415 --> 00:20:49,959 because you're always learning, you're always growing, 565 00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:51,586 even if you don't even realize it. 566 00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:53,171 I mean, your ears and nose keep growing 567 00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:55,006 up until the day you die. 568 00:20:55,048 --> 00:20:56,841 - I didn't know that. - See? 569 00:20:56,883 --> 00:20:59,385 That's because you can't go a day 570 00:20:59,427 --> 00:21:01,304 without learning something new. 571 00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:04,098 And you get just as much out of the fun stuff 572 00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:05,892 as you do out of the hard stuff. 573 00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:08,311 So, win or lose, Daisy, 574 00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:10,855 you didn't waste this year. 575 00:21:12,315 --> 00:21:13,566 None of us did. 576 00:21:13,608 --> 00:21:15,860 - Thanks, Principal Toddman. 577 00:21:15,902 --> 00:21:17,612 - You're welcome, Mommy. 578 00:21:18,571 --> 00:21:20,281 Damn it. 579 00:21:22,575 --> 00:21:26,204 [indistinct chatter] 580 00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:27,246 [PA beeps] 581 00:21:27,288 --> 00:21:29,582 - Bayside, listen up. 582 00:21:29,624 --> 00:21:32,460 Valley may think they have us beat... 583 00:21:32,502 --> 00:21:34,295 because they spent the whole year focused 584 00:21:34,337 --> 00:21:35,755 on training for Spirit. 585 00:21:35,797 --> 00:21:37,840 And I can see why that might make us feel 586 00:21:37,882 --> 00:21:40,218 like this is hopeless. 587 00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:41,803 But the truth is, 588 00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:44,597 we spent this year getting better, too. 589 00:21:44,639 --> 00:21:48,726 And it may not have been at Knowledge Bowl or limbo, 590 00:21:48,768 --> 00:21:51,270 but we became better people... 591 00:21:52,772 --> 00:21:55,233 Better listeners... 592 00:21:55,274 --> 00:21:57,777 better Baysiders. 593 00:21:57,819 --> 00:21:59,278 We didn't waste our time. 594 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,906 We spent it learning, whether we knew it or not. 595 00:22:01,948 --> 00:22:05,284 So ask yourself, what did I learn? 596 00:22:05,326 --> 00:22:07,245 And then use that thing you learned 597 00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:10,415 to crush Valley's bones and feast on their guts! 598 00:22:10,456 --> 00:22:12,542 [light music] 599 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:13,793 Go, Bayside. 600 00:22:13,835 --> 00:22:16,129 * * 601 00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:17,588 - Oh, God. 602 00:22:17,630 --> 00:22:19,716 I know why I can't sing. 603 00:22:19,757 --> 00:22:21,551 I think I have... 604 00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:22,802 uh, school spirit. 605 00:22:22,844 --> 00:22:24,178 - What are you talking about? 606 00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:26,431 - That's why I've been all in my head. 607 00:22:26,472 --> 00:22:28,474 It's because I actually care. 608 00:22:28,516 --> 00:22:30,601 This whole year I've been happy. 609 00:22:30,643 --> 00:22:32,770 I have an amazing Bayside girlfriend, 610 00:22:32,812 --> 00:22:34,105 I like my job at The Max, 611 00:22:34,147 --> 00:22:35,523 And Toddman and I do a really cool handshake 612 00:22:35,565 --> 00:22:36,774 when no one's looking. 613 00:22:36,816 --> 00:22:37,984 I didn't even want to come here, 614 00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:39,652 but now I want to stay for two more years 615 00:22:39,694 --> 00:22:41,320 and maybe even a summer at a beach club. 616 00:22:41,362 --> 00:22:43,906 I friggin' love this school. 617 00:22:43,948 --> 00:22:46,409 Where'd I get this, and why am I waving it? 618 00:22:46,451 --> 00:22:48,619 [indistinct chatter] 619 00:22:48,661 --> 00:22:49,829 - Hey, Lex. 620 00:22:49,871 --> 00:22:51,789 - Jamie, look, you know I have trouble 621 00:22:51,831 --> 00:22:53,583 saying how I feel, but that doesn't mean-- 622 00:22:53,624 --> 00:22:55,334 - No, it's okay. 623 00:22:55,376 --> 00:22:56,627 I know you love me. 624 00:22:56,669 --> 00:22:58,087 I have a year's worth of proof. 625 00:22:58,129 --> 00:23:00,131 You always text me back right away. 626 00:23:00,173 --> 00:23:02,592 You hide my vitamins in bologna so I'll eat 'em. 627 00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:03,885 You watch my favorite movies, 628 00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:05,678 even though you absolutely hate them. 629 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,263 I know. 630 00:23:07,305 --> 00:23:08,473 Okay? I know. 631 00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:10,224 - [chuckles] 632 00:23:10,266 --> 00:23:12,810 Jamie, that's-- 633 00:23:12,852 --> 00:23:16,022 That's it! That's my monologue! 634 00:23:16,064 --> 00:23:18,107 - Great. - [laughs] 635 00:23:18,149 --> 00:23:18,941 [book thuds] 636 00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:22,820 [cheers and applause] 637 00:23:22,862 --> 00:23:24,655 - So you sure you don't want to bow out now, 638 00:23:24,697 --> 00:23:25,948 save yourself the embarrassment? 639 00:23:25,990 --> 00:23:28,284 - Oh, I love being embarrassed. 640 00:23:28,326 --> 00:23:30,828 That's why I let you play the guitar for me. 641 00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:33,331 - Okay, let's get started. 642 00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:36,417 Now, to prevent another "diaper failure" incident 643 00:23:36,459 --> 00:23:37,960 like last Spirit Competition, 644 00:23:38,002 --> 00:23:40,463 you will each get two five-minute bathroom breaks. 645 00:23:40,505 --> 00:23:41,589 Your first one starts... 646 00:23:41,631 --> 00:23:43,966 right now. 647 00:23:44,008 --> 00:23:46,844 [Whitney Houston's "One Moment in Time"] 648 00:23:46,886 --> 00:23:50,431 - * Each day I live * 649 00:23:50,473 --> 00:23:53,101 * I want to be * 650 00:23:53,142 --> 00:23:56,687 * A day to give * 651 00:23:56,729 --> 00:23:59,440 * The best of me * 652 00:23:59,482 --> 00:24:01,859 * I'm only one * 653 00:24:01,901 --> 00:24:04,028 * But not alone... * 654 00:24:04,070 --> 00:24:06,197 - Today I will be performing a monologue 655 00:24:06,239 --> 00:24:08,574 from "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift." 656 00:24:08,616 --> 00:24:11,869 This is from what I believe is the end of act 16, 657 00:24:11,911 --> 00:24:14,747 right after the Mazda RX-7 explodes. 658 00:24:14,789 --> 00:24:21,254 - * Give me one moment in time * 659 00:24:21,295 --> 00:24:26,926 * When I'm more than I thought I could be * 660 00:24:26,968 --> 00:24:29,220 - And our next category is sports. 661 00:24:29,262 --> 00:24:31,097 Known as the "Ninth Wonder of the World," 662 00:24:31,139 --> 00:24:33,808 this female wrestler was one of the few women in the WWE 663 00:24:33,850 --> 00:24:35,101 to wrestle in inter-gender matches. 664 00:24:35,143 --> 00:24:36,102 - Oh, my God, I know this! 665 00:24:36,144 --> 00:24:37,186 [buzzer blares] Chyna! 666 00:24:37,228 --> 00:24:39,188 - Correct. - Yes, and I knew it 667 00:24:39,230 --> 00:24:41,607 because of my best friend... 668 00:24:41,649 --> 00:24:43,401 who I've been ignoring. 669 00:24:43,443 --> 00:24:45,236 - You don't get points for explaining how you know things 670 00:24:45,278 --> 00:24:47,196 or for expressing personal regret. 671 00:24:47,238 --> 00:24:49,073 You may now take your final five-minute break. 672 00:24:49,115 --> 00:24:54,787 - * If you seize that one moment in time * 673 00:24:54,829 --> 00:24:57,081 * Make it shine * 674 00:24:57,123 --> 00:25:00,752 * Give me one * 675 00:25:00,793 --> 00:25:02,712 * One moment... * - Aisha! 676 00:25:02,754 --> 00:25:04,172 Are you okay? 677 00:25:04,213 --> 00:25:06,591 - I've a tampon in my nose, so, yeah, I'm thriving. 678 00:25:06,632 --> 00:25:08,926 - I don't have much time, but I did just nail a question 679 00:25:08,968 --> 00:25:12,638 about the WWE, and it made me realize... 680 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,349 your friendship makes my life so much better. 681 00:25:15,391 --> 00:25:18,144 And I'm sorry I treated you like a problem. 682 00:25:18,186 --> 00:25:20,438 What were you gonna tell me? - Oh, um... 683 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:21,856 * * 684 00:25:21,898 --> 00:25:24,901 Okay, uh... 685 00:25:24,942 --> 00:25:27,570 I've been seeing Chloe. 686 00:25:27,612 --> 00:25:30,448 And I really, really like her. 687 00:25:30,490 --> 00:25:31,616 - Oh, my God. 688 00:25:31,657 --> 00:25:33,451 [screams] 689 00:25:33,493 --> 00:25:34,786 I'm so happy for you! 690 00:25:34,827 --> 00:25:36,287 - Thanks. 691 00:25:36,329 --> 00:25:39,040 - And I promise I will always make time for you... 692 00:25:39,082 --> 00:25:40,291 except for right now because I have to be back 693 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:41,501 at Knowledge Bowl in 30 seconds. 694 00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:42,877 Okay! - Oh, okay. 695 00:25:42,919 --> 00:25:44,462 * * 696 00:25:44,504 --> 00:25:45,922 - "You know, 697 00:25:45,963 --> 00:25:48,591 "who you choose to be around lets you know who you are. 698 00:25:48,633 --> 00:25:49,967 "One car 699 00:25:50,009 --> 00:25:52,261 "in exchange for knowing what a man's made of? 700 00:25:52,303 --> 00:25:54,722 That's a price I can live with." 701 00:25:54,764 --> 00:25:57,475 [applause] 702 00:25:57,517 --> 00:26:01,104 - And now for our tie-breaking question... 703 00:26:01,145 --> 00:26:02,522 this notorious traitor-- 704 00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:04,607 [buzzer blares] - Benedict Arnold! 705 00:26:04,649 --> 00:26:06,067 - Bayside... 706 00:26:06,109 --> 00:26:09,320 you just won Knowledge Bowl. [cheers and applause] 707 00:26:09,362 --> 00:26:11,280 - In your face, in your face! 708 00:26:11,322 --> 00:26:15,076 - * Dreams are a heartbeat away * 709 00:26:15,118 --> 00:26:16,994 * And the answers are all... * 710 00:26:17,036 --> 00:26:19,414 - Ooh! - Come on! You got him! 711 00:26:19,455 --> 00:26:20,706 Get up! 712 00:26:20,748 --> 00:26:26,671 - * Give me one moment in time * 713 00:26:26,713 --> 00:26:31,676 * When I'm racing with destiny * 714 00:26:31,718 --> 00:26:33,761 [whistle blows] 715 00:26:33,803 --> 00:26:35,179 - Yes! 716 00:26:35,221 --> 00:26:37,265 - Yes, that's what I'm talking about! 717 00:26:37,306 --> 00:26:38,891 Nice! 718 00:26:38,933 --> 00:26:41,561 - * I will be * 719 00:26:41,602 --> 00:26:44,856 * I will be * 720 00:26:44,897 --> 00:26:51,446 * I will be free * 721 00:26:51,487 --> 00:26:53,114 * * 722 00:26:53,156 --> 00:27:00,079 * I will be free * 723 00:27:00,121 --> 00:27:04,041 [cheers and applause] 724 00:27:06,878 --> 00:27:09,881 [upbeat music] 725 00:27:09,922 --> 00:27:11,466 * * 726 00:27:11,507 --> 00:27:13,885 - Hey, losers. 727 00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:15,970 So you made it to the finals? 728 00:27:16,012 --> 00:27:17,805 Big deal. 729 00:27:17,847 --> 00:27:21,726 We know exactly how to beat Mac in the obstacle course. 730 00:27:21,768 --> 00:27:23,478 You're so predictable. 731 00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:26,064 You're just a selfish loser with daddy issues 732 00:27:26,105 --> 00:27:28,316 who surrounds himself with a bunch of yes-men 733 00:27:28,357 --> 00:27:30,443 to protect his fragile ego. - You tell him, Jake! 734 00:27:30,485 --> 00:27:32,653 - I'm not like that. - Yeah, you tell him, Mac! 735 00:27:32,695 --> 00:27:33,946 - You don't know him. 736 00:27:33,988 --> 00:27:35,782 Sure, he was on the cover of "TIME" magazine 737 00:27:35,823 --> 00:27:36,908 with the headline-- 738 00:27:36,949 --> 00:27:38,076 "Are America's Kids Out of Control?" 739 00:27:38,117 --> 00:27:40,328 But Mac's changed. 740 00:27:40,369 --> 00:27:42,246 He's not all the way good but better. 741 00:27:42,288 --> 00:27:44,665 He's less selfish than he used to be. 742 00:27:44,707 --> 00:27:46,417 - I am less selfish. 743 00:27:46,459 --> 00:27:50,963 And the only way that Bayside can win is if I lose. 744 00:27:51,005 --> 00:27:52,423 Oh, my God. 745 00:27:52,465 --> 00:27:54,425 I'm not gonna run the race. Jamie's gonna do it. 746 00:27:54,467 --> 00:27:56,469 - What? I can't! 747 00:27:56,511 --> 00:27:59,138 The algorithm said I have no discernible talents. 748 00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:00,264 - That doesn't matter! 749 00:28:00,306 --> 00:28:01,724 All you have to do is be not me. 750 00:28:01,766 --> 00:28:03,267 - But we don't know anything about him. 751 00:28:03,309 --> 00:28:05,728 - Oh, that's too bad. 752 00:28:05,770 --> 00:28:08,981 What'd you guys say to my dad back in 1991? 753 00:28:09,023 --> 00:28:11,150 "Have a nice race." 754 00:28:12,985 --> 00:28:15,780 [cheers and applause, whistle blows] 755 00:28:15,822 --> 00:28:18,116 [upbeat music] 756 00:28:18,157 --> 00:28:19,784 - Hey, Mac. 757 00:28:19,826 --> 00:28:21,494 * * 758 00:28:21,536 --> 00:28:22,537 - Oh, hi. 759 00:28:22,578 --> 00:28:23,663 You know what? I have a girlfriend. 760 00:28:23,704 --> 00:28:24,705 But thank you so much to you 761 00:28:24,747 --> 00:28:25,706 and your fellow frontline workers. 762 00:28:25,748 --> 00:28:30,795 * * 763 00:28:30,837 --> 00:28:32,588 Oh! 764 00:28:32,630 --> 00:28:34,465 When I'm done, I'm gonna come back and turn that in 765 00:28:34,507 --> 00:28:36,175 to the lost and found. - What? 766 00:28:36,217 --> 00:28:39,887 * * 767 00:28:39,929 --> 00:28:41,139 - Oh, hey, Mr. Morris. 768 00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:43,766 Thanks for raising my best friend. 769 00:28:43,808 --> 00:28:45,184 - Damn it. 770 00:28:45,226 --> 00:28:47,145 * * 771 00:28:47,186 --> 00:28:49,188 - Son, son, you're not running the course? 772 00:28:49,230 --> 00:28:51,482 - No, are you gonna make me feel bad about it? 773 00:28:51,524 --> 00:28:53,025 Like the time I couldn't get space debris 774 00:28:53,067 --> 00:28:54,318 to hit Toddman's house? 775 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,070 - Well, the Indian Ocean was about as far off 776 00:28:56,112 --> 00:28:57,363 as you could get. 777 00:28:57,405 --> 00:28:59,449 But, no. Hey, look... 778 00:28:59,490 --> 00:29:02,201 Mac, you never needed to prove that you're better than me. 779 00:29:02,243 --> 00:29:03,911 Of course you are. 780 00:29:03,953 --> 00:29:06,831 You do stuff I never did like... 781 00:29:06,873 --> 00:29:07,999 think about other people. 782 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,500 You do community service. 783 00:29:09,542 --> 00:29:14,130 You even studied for, like, a whole day in a lie-berry. 784 00:29:14,172 --> 00:29:15,631 And I never would've given up the glory 785 00:29:15,673 --> 00:29:19,343 of running the obstacle course just to help the team. 786 00:29:19,385 --> 00:29:23,014 You're a better man than me, Mac Morris. 787 00:29:23,056 --> 00:29:24,974 - You mean it? 788 00:29:25,016 --> 00:29:26,142 [record scratch] - Time-out. 789 00:29:26,184 --> 00:29:27,268 Is this kid for real? 790 00:29:27,310 --> 00:29:28,478 I just gave an A-plus speech, 791 00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:30,855 and he's gonna ask if I mean it? 792 00:29:30,897 --> 00:29:33,066 Gen Z is soft, dude. 793 00:29:33,107 --> 00:29:34,776 Time-in. 794 00:29:34,817 --> 00:29:37,528 I do, kiddo. 795 00:29:37,570 --> 00:29:39,030 [laughs] 796 00:29:39,072 --> 00:29:41,449 all: Jamie, Jamie, Jamie! 797 00:29:41,491 --> 00:29:44,368 [cheering] - Yes! 798 00:29:44,410 --> 00:29:46,162 [cheers and applause] - Yeah! 799 00:29:46,204 --> 00:29:47,371 - Yes! 800 00:29:47,413 --> 00:29:50,041 [cheers and applause continue] 801 00:29:50,083 --> 00:29:52,377 - Oh, my God, Bayside won Spirit! 802 00:29:56,923 --> 00:29:58,591 - We did it! 803 00:29:58,633 --> 00:29:59,926 - I love you. 804 00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:02,470 [upbeat music] 805 00:30:02,512 --> 00:30:04,514 I did it! Did anyone get that on tape? 806 00:30:04,555 --> 00:30:06,391 - I did. - Did anyone else? 807 00:30:06,432 --> 00:30:09,143 - You know what? Screw you. 808 00:30:09,185 --> 00:30:12,772 all: Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie! 809 00:30:12,814 --> 00:30:15,024 Jamie! - Atta boy! 810 00:30:15,066 --> 00:30:22,198 * * 811 00:30:26,661 --> 00:30:29,414 It's so much heavier than I thought it was gonna be. 812 00:30:29,455 --> 00:30:31,666 - I'm so proud of Mac. - [sighs] 813 00:30:31,707 --> 00:30:34,210 - And I'm so proud of you. - Oh. 814 00:30:34,252 --> 00:30:35,920 - I'm sorry I've been such a distraction. 815 00:30:35,962 --> 00:30:37,630 - I wouldn't say distraction. 816 00:30:37,672 --> 00:30:40,341 I mean, yes, when you kept sitting on my computer 817 00:30:40,383 --> 00:30:42,427 like a cat... - That's where the sunbeam was. 818 00:30:42,468 --> 00:30:44,554 - Honey, you'll find your thing. 819 00:30:44,595 --> 00:30:46,514 Don't worry, okay? Just relax. 820 00:30:46,556 --> 00:30:48,766 The universe will send you a sign. 821 00:30:48,808 --> 00:30:51,936 - So get this-- the superintendent is retiring. 822 00:30:51,978 --> 00:30:53,396 And I know, it's a lot of work, 823 00:30:53,438 --> 00:30:55,481 and the election's gonna be an uphill battle. 824 00:30:55,523 --> 00:30:57,275 You got to be smart, you got to be good with kids, 825 00:30:57,316 --> 00:30:58,776 not afraid to take a stand. 826 00:30:58,818 --> 00:31:02,113 And, no, it doesn't hurt to be a little easy on the eyes. 827 00:31:02,155 --> 00:31:03,364 So obviously... 828 00:31:03,406 --> 00:31:06,659 both: I'm gonna run for superintendent. 829 00:31:06,701 --> 00:31:07,869 Uh-oh. 830 00:31:09,954 --> 00:31:11,622 - Hey, congratulations. 831 00:31:11,664 --> 00:31:12,832 - Thanks, buddy. 832 00:31:12,874 --> 00:31:14,667 I do have one more question for you, though. 833 00:31:14,709 --> 00:31:16,794 What exactly did you whisper in Gil's ear? 834 00:31:16,836 --> 00:31:17,837 - Oh. 835 00:31:17,879 --> 00:31:19,464 I just said, 836 00:31:19,505 --> 00:31:22,592 "I only date guys who win the Spirit Competition." 837 00:31:22,633 --> 00:31:24,052 - [chuckles] 838 00:31:24,093 --> 00:31:25,219 I like that. 839 00:31:25,261 --> 00:31:32,393 * * 840 00:31:36,981 --> 00:31:38,274 - Hey. 841 00:31:38,316 --> 00:31:39,484 - Hey. 842 00:31:39,525 --> 00:31:41,819 - Are you going to The Max? 843 00:31:41,861 --> 00:31:44,822 - No, I figured you were going, so, you know... 844 00:31:44,864 --> 00:31:46,491 - I kind of figured the same thing. 845 00:31:46,532 --> 00:31:48,284 - Yeah. - [chuckles] 846 00:31:48,326 --> 00:31:51,746 Look, I don't want things to be awkward between us. 847 00:31:51,788 --> 00:31:53,164 You were right. 848 00:31:53,206 --> 00:31:54,582 I just got a divorce. 849 00:31:54,624 --> 00:31:56,959 We're coworkers. You teach my son. 850 00:31:57,001 --> 00:31:58,461 - Yeah. 851 00:31:58,503 --> 00:31:59,921 - This is a bad idea. 852 00:31:59,962 --> 00:32:01,506 - For sure. 853 00:32:03,341 --> 00:32:05,426 [clears throat] 854 00:32:08,888 --> 00:32:11,307 Uh, who cares? 855 00:32:11,349 --> 00:32:14,185 ["Did We Ever Have a Chance?"] 856 00:32:14,227 --> 00:32:18,689 * * 857 00:32:18,731 --> 00:32:23,277 - * Thought we'd always be together * 858 00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:25,571 * * 859 00:32:25,613 --> 00:32:29,826 - * I was sure our love would last * 860 00:32:29,867 --> 00:32:30,868 * * 861 00:32:30,910 --> 00:32:32,870 both: * Here I am * 862 00:32:32,912 --> 00:32:34,372 * All alone * 863 00:32:34,414 --> 00:32:38,543 * Wondering what went wrong * 864 00:32:38,584 --> 00:32:43,214 * Did we ever have a chance? * 865 00:32:43,256 --> 00:32:45,049 * * 866 00:32:45,091 --> 00:32:49,887 - * It's hard to see this world without you * 867 00:32:49,929 --> 00:32:51,764 * * 868 00:32:51,806 --> 00:32:56,728 - * A lonely place without romance * 869 00:32:56,769 --> 00:32:58,521 both: * Here I am * 870 00:32:58,563 --> 00:33:00,064 * All alone * 871 00:33:00,106 --> 00:33:04,402 * Wondering where you've gone * 872 00:33:04,444 --> 00:33:09,490 * Did we ever have a chance? * 873 00:33:09,532 --> 00:33:10,908 * * 874 00:33:10,950 --> 00:33:15,830 * Did we ever have a chance? *