- What is school spirit?
The dictionary defines "spirit" as the--
- We don't have time for this.
We have been talking about the Spirit Competition
all year.
If you don't know what it is by now,
you're out of luck! - Daisy's right.
Everyone already knows
that we'll be competing against Valley and two other schools
in a series of events I've assigned
based on everyone's strengths.
They know that the top two schools will qualify
for the final obstacle course, which I'll be running--
- You're doing it again!
This meeting could have been an email!
- I just don't want people to be confused
if they haven't been watching all season.
- Oh, hey, there... [chuckles]
You.
- Good morning, uh...
Counselor Spano.
Are you sure this isn't a bad idea?
- Who cares?
- Well, I've just been trying to be more thoughtful
about my decisions, and...
I don't know, maybe I should think about this?
- Oh, cool.
Yeah, I'm not gonna think about it.
I won't be lying awake tonight replaying this endlessly
like the time I accidentally took off my whole shirt and bra
at TSA.
I'm gonna go stand over there.
- Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea, right.
- No, seriously, Mac, wrap this up.
People have to prepare for their events.
- Yeah, I got to fire up my smoker
for the barbecue competition.
Choo-choo, baby. All aboard the sauce train.
- Okay, I think we covered everything.
Meeting adjourned.
Wait, did you just get here?
Okay, we're gonna have to do the whole meeting over again.
Toddman?
- What is school spirit?
[school bell rings]
- * When I wake up in the mornin' *
* Alarm gives out a warnin' *
* I don't think I'll ever make it on time *
[school bell ringing]
* By the time I grab my books *
* And I give myself a look *
* I'm at the corner just in time *
* It's all right, it's all right *
* Saved by the bell, it's all right *
* It's all right, saved by the bell *
* It's all right *
* 'Cause I'm saved by the bell *
[school bell ringing]
[melodic piano music playing]
- * Each day I *
[voice cracks] * Live *
[clears throat]
[off-key] * Each day I live *
- Oh, no.
Is your throat okay?
If it's contagious, do you mind breathing toward Spencer?
- No, I'm not sick.
I don't know what's going on.
- Well, if it's not physical, maybe it's psychological.
I could connect you to Dr. Drew, Phil, or Death.
- No, I'm good, I'm good.
I just need to warm up.
* Each day I *
[off-key] * Live *
[mysterious music]
- Okay, Spirit Buddy, how we looking?
- Great, I greased The Fish for his wrestling match.
I tailed Yasmin's cheer uniform
so we won't lose points for exposed underboob.
- Zoom-zoom.
How you feeling for the Knowledge Bowl?
- Oh, I got it in the bag.
- I wouldn't be so sure about that.
- Wait, you're actually blond?
Do you know any good toners to keep the color
from going brassy?
- Pop quiz--
this Valley student is competing
against Daisy JimÃ©nez in the Knowledge Bowl today,
and is gonna crush her.
Hmm.
Who is me?
- Knowledge Bowl answers aren't in "Jeopardy!" format,
dickhead.
And who cares? I'm smarter than you.
- It doesn't matter.
I've been studying for trivia all year.
While we were making out,
I was spelling out U.S. vice presidents
with my tongue.
- No, you weren't.
When we were making out,
you were all like... [grunting]
[gasps] Spiro Agnew!
- [chuckles] Good luck.
- Okay, I just have to learn a year's worth of trivia
in two hours.
- Hey, you know, Mac,
Bayside hasn't won the Spirit Competition
in 200 years.
But your dad came the closest.
If anybody knows how to beat Valley, it's gonna be him.
- The whole reason I want to win this thing
is so I can shove it in my dad's face.
I can't ask him for help.
That's like Rocky asking Apollo Creed to train him.
- He did do that in the later movies.
- But this isn't later movies. This is the first movie.
- In which the hero famously lost.
- You know what, Toddman?
Detention. - Yes, sir.
[light music]
- Hey.
I thought you might be feeling a little left out today,
you know, 'cause you don't have an event to compete in.
- Well, I find that cheering on your friends
is the greatest event of all.
- No, cheerleading is an event.
You're just not in it. - I'm not in it.
- Anyway, I got you a surprise--
tickets to the premiere
of "Fast and Furious 10: Look Who's Driving Now."
It's a prequel where they're all babies.
- No! [chuckles]
Lexi, I-I thought you hated these movies.
- I do, but I see how happy they make you.
- You know, these last few months have been rough.
And a lot of times I kind of thought
I was just gonna fall apart
into, like, a brazillion pieces.
But thanks to you, I never did. - [chuckles]
* *
I love you, Lexi.
- I, um--
- It's okay.
You don't have to say it. - No.
It's just...it's new to me
to have someone I can count on 24-7.
Life can be unpredictable,
but I feel protected knowing you're right here.
That's why...
* *
I love you.
[upbeat music]
[both laugh]
- Hey, you look really cute in my letterman jacket.
Just be careful you don't turn into a jock.
- Oh, no, it's happening.
I-I have the sudden urge to throw Gatorade on someone
and thank the man upstairs.
[both laugh]
[contemplative music]
I'm sensing you still haven't told Daisy about us?
- Yeah.
I'm sorry, I just haven't found the right moment.
- I get it. Take your time.
- No. I'm ready.
She's not gonna be shocked, I mean...
I made her dress up as the women of WrestleMania
three Halloweens in a row. - [chuckles]
- I got this.
- You got this. - Yeah.
* *
- Daisy?
Hey, I know that you're busy.
- Gil's gonna beat me in the Knowledge Bowl, Aisha.
He's been studying all year.
- You're a nerd--you've been studying your whole life.
- Yeah, but trivia is different.
It's sports and music
and stuff I don't know anything about.
Like, who's "Little Nas Ten"?
I mean, he's cute. Is he single?
- Yikes, you do need to study.
I'll, uh, catch you later.
* *
- Kelly? What are you doing here?
- Oh, I'm studying for the MCAT.
I needed to go somewhere to hide from Zack.
- But you said he was really supportive when you told him.
- He was, too supportive.
He insists on helping me study--
building DNA models with Twizzlers,
making perverted anatomy flash cards with his nudes.
[scoffs] It's so distracting!
- Well, I hate to distract you even more,
but I have to get something off my chest.
- Ah, the chest.
Home to the pectoral muscles and the cornea?
Ugh! I'm gonna fail.
- I kissed Slater.
- [shouts] What? [softly] Sorry.
- No, speak up. I want to hear this.
- This is so exciting.
- No, it was horrible.
Slater shut it down.
He said it was a bad idea.
- What? You, a bad idea?
- Maybe I'm not a good kisser.
Here, quick, kiss me. Be brutally honest.
- Yeah, kiss her. Nobody's watching.
- What's his problem?
You're an accomplished, beautiful woman.
Does he have myopia of the eyes?
Ooh, maybe I am learning things.
Hmm. - You're right.
A man who once had a fungal infection so bad
they named it Slater's Foot
has no right to call me a bad idea.
- You should go tell him that. - Hell, yeah, I should.
- Hmm.
- Hey, if you two hook up, send me a pic.
[cheers and applause]
- Welcome to the 45th quadrennial
Southern California School Spirit Competition.
[cheers and applause]
Today four schools will be competing to see who takes home
the coveted Spirit Stick. [crowd oohing]
Bayside is proud to welcome our fellow finalists.
First, the Jeffrey Bezos School for Robotic Enterprise.
[cheers and applause]
[mechanical whirring]
Next, Ms. Trunchbull's Academy for Giant Athletic Girls.
[cheers and applause]
And finally, uh, unidentified school number four.
[cheers and applause]
- You ready for Knowledge Bowl, Daisy?
"I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night.
"That tonight's gonna be a good, good night."
Black Eyed Peas.
Longest-running number-one single of 2009.
- Wow, you learned one song.
Well, do you know all of sports?
'Cause you once asked me if Tom Brady was the dad
from "The Brady Bunch."
I know you, Daisy.
I know all of you.
And you're going down.
- We commence with our first event--
tug-of-war!
[whistle blows]
[cheering]
- Come on, guys! - Yeah, tug!
[whistle blows] - Aisha, I didn't make weight.
- What?
- Somebody sent me good-luck cupcakes,
and I ate the whole box.
I kind of thought it was you
'cause, you know, our fun, flirty vibe.
- No!
- Well, you're gonna have to wrestle.
- I can't--I'm nowhere near as good as you.
- Aisha, stop flirting, okay?
You can do this.
Just focus. - Uh--
The Fish! I--Ugh.
- Guys, the girl I'm competing against
is doing the same exact monologue as me.
- Oh, come--
- Why are we having so much bad luck?
- It's not luck. It's Valley.
Gil knows everything about us,
and he's using it to play dirty.
[cheering, whistle blows]
- Valley wins.
[all groan]
- They greased the rope.
How did they know we're all allergic to peanut butter?
- Daisy is right about Valley.
They've always been the masters of sabotage.
I didn't want to tell you this tale.
But if you don't learn from the past,
you're doomed to repeat it.
- I know.
That's why we have all these reboots
of teen shows from the '90s.
It's like, get a new idea, Hollywood.
- It was 30 years ago.
We were in the prime of our youth.
- I can only picture you guys old.
[shimmering tone]
- We had all come out on top in our individual events
and qualified for the final.
- Yo, totally crushed that Valley dweeb.
Dude wrestled like a girl.
- Hey, women can wrestle just as well as men, you pig.
- Yeah, right. - And one day
a woman will even become president--
or at least win the popular vote.
- Maybe I'll be President.
I'll paint the White House pink.
- Jesus Christ, Kelly.
- Girls, girls.
Your catfighting is super distracting.
Could you maybe do it in bikinis?
- Zack was about to run the final obstacle course.
But right before the race,
Valley whispered something into his ear,
something so horrible, it shook him to his core.
He was totally thrown and lost the event.
[whistle blows]
Your father never revealed what exactly they said,
only that it was so devastating that if a weaker person were
to hear it...
they would lose their mind.
- We need to know what it was.
That's the only way we can get the upper hand.
- Don't look at me. I'm not gonna ask him for help.
- I have a pretty good relationship with Mac's dad.
One time I was over at the house, and he was like,
"What's up, Jimmy? How's your mom?"
So maybe I'll go ask him?
- Please, Mac.
We need you.
[dramatic music]
- How dare you call me a bad idea?
- Oh, boy. - I am a great idea.
I am a catch.
I'm smart, I'm hot.
Mark Wahlberg once hit on me at the club.
It was Sam's Club.
It was Donnie Wahlberg.
But I'm honest.
- Uh, I'm--I'm so sorry, but... what's your point?
- If anyone is a bad idea, it's you.
I once saw you put 69 cents worth of gas in your car.
And I don't know if you did it because you were broke
or 'cause you were trying to make me laugh--
which you do a lot--
especially this last year when I really needed it.
You're, like...
my best friend, you dick.
- [sighs]
Look, I didn't say you were a bad idea.
I said maybe we were.
A lot of times I leap before I look,
and I'm trying not to do that anymore.
- Who'd you hear that from, your dumb therapist?
- No, you.
You told me that.
We've done this before, remember?
* *
- Is this a bad idea?
Do you really want to get back together?
Or are you just sad 'cause we lost Spirit?
- Ugh, who cares?
You look hot in that vest, mama.
- I'm sorry.
- Slater.
- Oh!
* *
- Is this a bad idea?
I mean, you're dating that other girl
who's also anxious with curly hair.
- Who cares?
- Hey, guys!
I just rented "The Crow" from Blockbuster.
Whoo! Move!
* *
["Auld Lang Syne" playing]
- Is this a bad idea?
- It's Y2K, baby.
All the planes are gonna fall out of the sky
and the ATMs are gonna turn into Terminators.
Who cares?
- I'm sorry.
* *
[party horn squeaks]
[sighs]
I can't believe I did that to you so many times.
Oh, God, I did it when we worked at Malibu Sands, too.
- Yeah, but let's not remember that.
We can't afford a Stacey Carosi flashback.
- I'm so sorry.
- Look, you've had a rough year,
and you're not exactly yourself right now.
Pervy Slater would've been all over this,
but Therapy Slater doesn't want us to start something
that you might regret later.
- That's very mature
and thoughtful.
[contemplative music]
- * Do, re, mi *
[off-key] * Fa! *
[groans] I don't know why I can't sing anymore.
- Valley must've sabotaged you. - No, they didn't.
Earlier I saw this kid from Valley trying
to un-tune the piano, so I stuffed him into it.
I'm just in my head, and I don't know why.
- Maybe you feel guilty
because you locked an innocent boy in a piano?
- No, that's not it.
[Lexi sighs]
- Hey, baby, how's it going?
- Not good, I have Spencer watching "Angels in America"
trying to find me a new monologue.
- I think I found one.
Do you've a baseball outfit?
- Have you been watching "Angels in the Outfield"?
- So Spirit seems to be going pretty badly.
And, you know, I should be bummed,
'cause I can't even help, but I'm still so happy.
You know, I didn't expect you to say--
- I love you.
It's new to me to have someone I can count on 24-7.
Life can be unpredictable.
But I feel protected knowing you're right here.
That's why...
[shimmering tone]
I love you.
- You don't love me.
You just love our surprisingly great rates.
- Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.
- Did you repurpose dialogue from your State Farm commercial
in your declaration of love to me?
- No!
Unless you believe your eyes and ears
over your girlfriend's lies!
- Then do it again...right now.
- Okay. [laughs nervously]
Listen, Jamie, I larv--
I lorb--
I lar--
I'm sorry.
- Me too, yeah. - [sighs]
- Spencer, would it kill you to buy one streaming service
without ads?
[whistle blows, crowd shouting]
[cheers and applause]
[whistle blows]
- Hey, I'm freaking out.
- The Valley guy I'm wrestling is scary.
His arms look like challah bread.
But, um, it's not just that.
I really do need to talk to you about something.
- Look, nobody wants to do their events right now, Aisha,
but you have to wrestle, and I have to study.
And, honestly, I don't need another problem on my plate.
- First of all, I never said I wasn't gonna wrestle.
I've been getting better, and you haven't even noticed.
Actually, you haven't noticed a lot of things.
But don't trip--I wouldn't want to be another problem for you.
[dramatic music]
- [sighs]
- Hey, Dad. - Hey, sport.
Have you seen your mom?
We're supposed to be studying together.
I set up a game of Operation where we do body shots
anytime she messes up.
- We're screwed for the Spirit Competition,
and I need your-- [gags]
I need your help. - Yes!
I would love to!
Oh, I can see the headlines now!
"Zack Morris Finally Brings It Home for Bayside,
Helps Son (Not Pictured)."
- No, I just need you to tell me what Valley whispered to you
that made you lose back in the '90s.
- Oh.
I'm sorry.
Much like the secret UFO files I read as governor,
I can never tell you what I know.
- Well, I'm not leaving until you do.
- Who cares? You live here.
- Oh.
I really didn't want to have to do this.
- No, son, you're terrible at playing the recorder.
- Hey! I heard the bakery's having a sale.
- Oh, yeah? On what? - On hot cross buns.
[playing out of tune melody]
- Oh, God, stop it.
* *
- Stop it, stop it, stop it! Stop it!
I can't tell you that secret,
but I can tell you other secrets.
I went to middle school in Indiana.
And one day I woke up, and I lived in Los Angeles,
and no one ever explained why.
- Of course you won't tell me,
because you'd do anything to keep me from winning.
- What? That's not true.
- Yes, it is.
It would kill you if I won something that you lost.
- Wait.
Is that why you're so intent on winning this,
to spite me?
Son, I know you were mad about the talent show,
but the only reason I was even there
is 'cause I wanted to spend more time with you.
- No, it was because you lost your job,
and you want to feel cool again.
So go get your pilot's license
like every other middle-aged loser.
- Yeah, I tried, but the flight instructor
was a dork and wouldn't let me rock out to my music.
- If you want to be there for your son,
just tell me your stupid Spirit secret!
- There is no secret, okay?
Valley didn't say anything.
They just whispered, "Have a nice race."
I lied because I was embarrassed I lost.
- Oh, God.
There's no secret weapon.
You're a fraud, and we're screwed.
[cell phone vibrating]
What? Great.
Hey. - Mac, please tell me
your dad gave you the secret.
Valley spooked Nadia's horse,
and now it's running down the PCH.
And I've crammed so many facts into my head,
I'm starting to forget old ones.
My name's Maisie, right?
- No, my dad was completely useless.
- What? - Don't worry.
I'll just heroically overcome all odds
and win the obstacle course like my father never could.
- We're never going to get to the obstacle course, Mac.
We're in last place!
- So find a solution, Maisie!
- Ugh!
- Ugh.
We're gonna lose the whole friggin' thing again.
Oh, gosh, if Daisy doesn't win Knowledge Bowl,
I swear I'm gonna drive out to that overpass and--
and come right back.
Hi, Daisy.
- Sorry, I was hiding in here to study.
I almost have all the positions of football memorized.
Quarterback, cornerback, "Sexy Back"--
Wait, that's Justin Timberlake's
number-one hit single from 2006.
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God--
- Oh, Daisy, Daisy, hold on, hold on.
Listen, I want to win this thing more than anyone.
But...
have a seat.
It's okay if we don't.
- That's not what you just said.
- And much like when I called that policewoman Mommy,
I may have misspoken.
- If we don't win, then this whole year
would have been for nothing.
- What are you talking about?
- I came back to school trying to make up for lost time.
But what did I do instead?
I wasted all semester dating a liar
and having fun with my friends like an idiot.
- Daisy...
there's no such thing as lost time.
There's only time, and it's all valuable...
because you're always learning, you're always growing,
even if you don't even realize it.
I mean, your ears and nose keep growing
up until the day you die.
- I didn't know that. - See?
That's because you can't go a day
without learning something new.
And you get just as much out of the fun stuff
as you do out of the hard stuff.
So, win or lose, Daisy,
you didn't waste this year.
None of us did.
- Thanks, Principal Toddman.
- You're welcome, Mommy.
Damn it.
[indistinct chatter]
[PA beeps]
- Bayside, listen up.
Valley may think they have us beat...
because they spent the whole year focused
on training for Spirit.
And I can see why that might make us feel
like this is hopeless.
But the truth is,
we spent this year getting better, too.
And it may not have been at Knowledge Bowl or limbo,
but we became better people...
Better listeners...
better Baysiders.
We didn't waste our time.
We spent it learning, whether we knew it or not.
So ask yourself, what did I learn?
And then use that thing you learned
to crush Valley's bones and feast on their guts!
[light music]
Go, Bayside.
* *
- Oh, God.
I know why I can't sing.
I think I have...
uh, school spirit.
- What are you talking about?
- That's why I've been all in my head.
It's because I actually care.
This whole year I've been happy.
I have an amazing Bayside girlfriend,
I like my job at The Max,
And Toddman and I do a really cool handshake
when no one's looking.
I didn't even want to come here,
but now I want to stay for two more years
and maybe even a summer at a beach club.
I friggin' love this school.
Where'd I get this, and why am I waving it?
[indistinct chatter]
- Hey, Lex.
- Jamie, look, you know I have trouble
saying how I feel, but that doesn't mean--
- No, it's okay.
I know you love me.
I have a year's worth of proof.
You always text me back right away.
You hide my vitamins in bologna so I'll eat 'em.
You watch my favorite movies,
even though you absolutely hate them.
I know.
Okay? I know.
- [chuckles]
Jamie, that's--
That's it! That's my monologue!
- Great. - [laughs]
[book thuds]
[cheers and applause]
- So you sure you don't want to bow out now,
save yourself the embarrassment?
- Oh, I love being embarrassed.
That's why I let you play the guitar for me.
- Okay, let's get started.
Now, to prevent another "diaper failure" incident
like last Spirit Competition,
you will each get two five-minute bathroom breaks.
Your first one starts...
right now.
[Whitney Houston's "One Moment in Time"]
- * Each day I live *
* I want to be *
* A day to give *
* The best of me *
* I'm only one *
* But not alone... *
- Today I will be performing a monologue
from "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift."
This is from what I believe is the end of act 16,
right after the Mazda RX-7 explodes.
- * Give me one moment in time *
* When I'm more than I thought I could be *
- And our next category is sports.
Known as the "Ninth Wonder of the World,"
this female wrestler was one of the few women in the WWE
to wrestle in inter-gender matches.
- Oh, my God, I know this!
[buzzer blares] Chyna!
- Correct. - Yes, and I knew it
because of my best friend...
who I've been ignoring.
- You don't get points for explaining how you know things
or for expressing personal regret.
You may now take your final five-minute break.
- * If you seize that one moment in time *
* Make it shine *
* Give me one *
* One moment... * - Aisha!
Are you okay?
- I've a tampon in my nose, so, yeah, I'm thriving.
- I don't have much time, but I did just nail a question
about the WWE, and it made me realize...
your friendship makes my life so much better.
And I'm sorry I treated you like a problem.
What were you gonna tell me? - Oh, um...
* *
Okay, uh...
I've been seeing Chloe.
And I really, really like her.
- Oh, my God.
[screams]
I'm so happy for you!
- Thanks.
- And I promise I will always make time for you...
except for right now because I have to be back
at Knowledge Bowl in 30 seconds.
Okay! - Oh, okay.
* *
- "You know,
"who you choose to be around lets you know who you are.
"One car
"in exchange for knowing what a man's made of?
That's a price I can live with."
[applause]
- And now for our tie-breaking question...
this notorious traitor--
[buzzer blares] - Benedict Arnold!
- Bayside...
you just won Knowledge Bowl. [cheers and applause]
- In your face, in your face!
- * Dreams are a heartbeat away *
* And the answers are all... *
- Ooh! - Come on! You got him!
Get up!
- * Give me one moment in time *
* When I'm racing with destiny *
[whistle blows]
- Yes!
- Yes, that's what I'm talking about!
Nice!
- * I will be *
* I will be *
* I will be free *
* *
* I will be free *
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hey, losers.
So you made it to the finals?
Big deal.
We know exactly how to beat Mac in the obstacle course.
You're so predictable.
You're just a selfish loser with daddy issues
who surrounds himself with a bunch of yes-men
to protect his fragile ego. - You tell him, Jake!
- I'm not like that. - Yeah, you tell him, Mac!
- You don't know him.
Sure, he was on the cover of "TIME" magazine
with the headline--
"Are America's Kids Out of Control?"
But Mac's changed.
He's not all the way good but better.
He's less selfish than he used to be.
- I am less selfish.
And the only way that Bayside can win is if I lose.
Oh, my God.
I'm not gonna run the race. Jamie's gonna do it.
- What? I can't!
The algorithm said I have no discernible talents.
- That doesn't matter!
All you have to do is be not me.
- But we don't know anything about him.
- Oh, that's too bad.
What'd you guys say to my dad back in 1991?
"Have a nice race."
[cheers and applause, whistle blows]
[upbeat music]
- Hey, Mac.
* *
- Oh, hi.
You know what? I have a girlfriend.
But thank you so much to you
and your fellow frontline workers.
* *
Oh!
When I'm done, I'm gonna come back and turn that in
to the lost and found. - What?
* *
- Oh, hey, Mr. Morris.
Thanks for raising my best friend.
- Damn it.
* *
- Son, son, you're not running the course?
- No, are you gonna make me feel bad about it?
Like the time I couldn't get space debris
to hit Toddman's house?
- Well, the Indian Ocean was about as far off
as you could get.
But, no. Hey, look...
Mac, you never needed to prove that you're better than me.
Of course you are.
You do stuff I never did like...
think about other people.
You do community service.
You even studied for, like, a whole day in a lie-berry.
And I never would've given up the glory
of running the obstacle course just to help the team.
You're a better man than me, Mac Morris.
- You mean it?
[record scratch] - Time-out.
Is this kid for real?
I just gave an A-plus speech,
and he's gonna ask if I mean it?
Gen Z is soft, dude.
Time-in.
I do, kiddo.
[laughs]
all: Jamie, Jamie, Jamie!
[cheering] - Yes!
[cheers and applause] - Yeah!
- Yes!
[cheers and applause continue]
- Oh, my God, Bayside won Spirit!
- We did it!
- I love you.
[upbeat music]
I did it! Did anyone get that on tape?
- I did. - Did anyone else?
- You know what? Screw you.
all: Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie!
Jamie! - Atta boy!
* *
It's so much heavier than I thought it was gonna be.
- I'm so proud of Mac. - [sighs]
- And I'm so proud of you. - Oh.
- I'm sorry I've been such a distraction.
- I wouldn't say distraction.
I mean, yes, when you kept sitting on my computer
like a cat... - That's where the sunbeam was.
- Honey, you'll find your thing.
Don't worry, okay? Just relax.
The universe will send you a sign.
- So get this-- the superintendent is retiring.
And I know, it's a lot of work,
and the election's gonna be an uphill battle.
You got to be smart, you got to be good with kids,
not afraid to take a stand.
And, no, it doesn't hurt to be a little easy on the eyes.
So obviously...
both: I'm gonna run for superintendent.
Uh-oh.
- Hey, congratulations.
- Thanks, buddy.
I do have one more question for you, though.
What exactly did you whisper in Gil's ear?
- Oh.
I just said,
"I only date guys who win the Spirit Competition."
- [chuckles]
I like that.
* *
- Hey.
- Are you going to The Max?
- No, I figured you were going, so, you know...
- I kind of figured the same thing.
- Yeah. - [chuckles]
Look, I don't want things to be awkward between us.
You were right.
I just got a divorce.
We're coworkers. You teach my son.
- Yeah.
- This is a bad idea.
- For sure.
[clears throat]
Uh, who cares?
["Did We Ever Have a Chance?"]
* *
- * Thought we'd always be together *
* *
- * I was sure our love would last *
* *
both: * Here I am *
* All alone *
* Wondering what went wrong *
* Did we ever have a chance? *
* *
- * It's hard to see this world without you *
* *
- * A lonely place without romance *
both: * Here I am *
* All alone *
* Wondering where you've gone *
* Did we ever have a chance? *
* *
* Did we ever have a chance? *