1 00:00:08,968 --> 00:00:11,596 - Happy one month anniversary, 2 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:13,389 - Right, it's our anniversary. 3 00:00:13,431 --> 00:00:16,476 - I got you a little something. 4 00:00:17,894 --> 00:00:19,562 - Oh, my God. 5 00:00:19,604 --> 00:00:22,774 The Scotch TL901X Heavy-Duty Laminator 6 00:00:22,815 --> 00:00:25,443 with the five-millimeter thermal pouch? 7 00:00:25,485 --> 00:00:26,277 Gil. 8 00:00:26,319 --> 00:00:28,446 - You like it? - Yes. 9 00:00:28,488 --> 00:00:29,822 Now I can keep my notes pristine 10 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:31,783 and show them to my grandchildren. 11 00:00:31,824 --> 00:00:33,076 Our grandchildren. 12 00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:34,452 No, too much. 13 00:00:34,494 --> 00:00:36,204 Anyway, I got you the perfect gift too. 14 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:37,872 I didn't. 15 00:00:37,914 --> 00:00:39,165 - It's okay if you didn't. 16 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:40,500 - I did. 17 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,751 I didn't. 18 00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:43,419 I just wanted you to have your moment 19 00:00:43,461 --> 00:00:45,797 before I totally out-gift you later. 20 00:00:47,507 --> 00:00:48,800 - Daisy, stop what you're doing. 21 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:49,926 I need your help. 22 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,386 - I'm kinda in the middle of something. 23 00:00:51,427 --> 00:00:53,096 - I know. That's why I said, "Stop." 24 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:55,431 I need to upload all the hours for the Spirit Competition, 25 00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:57,183 and I need you to show me how to do it. 26 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:58,851 - Actually, I've been logging the hours. 27 00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:00,478 - [gasps] - I could help you if you want. 28 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:02,688 - Jesus, Gil, where'd you come from? 29 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,440 Me and Daisy are having this private moment, 30 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:05,858 and you just, like, butt in 31 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:08,820 and start rambling about Spirit hours? 32 00:01:08,861 --> 00:01:10,321 Rude. 33 00:01:10,363 --> 00:01:12,365 - There's been a murder. 34 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:20,998 - No! 35 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,584 Take me instead, God. 36 00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:27,797 Go on. Make the swap, you coward. 37 00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:31,843 - "Suck it losers. See you at Spirit in two weeks. 38 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:33,928 Cold regards, Valley." 39 00:01:33,970 --> 00:01:35,346 Those bastards. 40 00:01:35,388 --> 00:01:36,639 - What's the big deal? 41 00:01:36,681 --> 00:01:38,683 We stole their mascot two weeks ago. 42 00:01:38,725 --> 00:01:42,979 - Stealing a mascot is a fun, whimsical tradition. 43 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:45,898 Murdering our beloved Trevor 44 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:48,818 is a declaration of war. 45 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:52,655 all: Yeah! 46 00:01:56,993 --> 00:01:59,829 - Okay, Spirit Czar, what are you thinking for revenge? 47 00:01:59,871 --> 00:02:02,248 Ooh, you can do that thing you did to Toddman one time 48 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:03,708 where he went to sleep in his own bed 49 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:05,793 and then woke up naked on "The Price is Right." 50 00:02:05,835 --> 00:02:07,253 - I'll think of something later. 51 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,213 I got a more time-sensitive project 52 00:02:09,255 --> 00:02:10,715 that I got to take care of first. 53 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:16,554 - Come on! Our bitter rivals just destroyed our mascot, 54 00:02:16,596 --> 00:02:18,848 and you're focused on pranking one of our own students? 55 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:21,267 - Listen, you can't focus on your enemies abroad 56 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:22,894 until you take care of the ones at home. 57 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:25,605 - Gil isn't an enemy. He's perfectly nice. 58 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:28,066 Just admit what this is really about. 59 00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:30,026 Dude, you like Daisy. 60 00:02:31,277 --> 00:02:34,113 - No, dude. I hate Gil. 61 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:35,406 Something's off about him, 62 00:02:35,448 --> 00:02:36,616 and I'm a great judge of character. 63 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,326 Remember when I called it with Armie Hammer? 64 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:40,161 If you're that tall, handsome, and rich 65 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:41,746 and can't pop as a leading man, 66 00:02:41,788 --> 00:02:43,581 you're definitely a cannibal. 67 00:02:43,623 --> 00:02:46,084 - Just don't do anything terrible to Gil, okay? 68 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:49,796 - Jamie, what was the most important lesson we all learned 69 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:53,299 from Zach Braff's seminal episode of "Punk'd?" 70 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:55,802 - A prank reveals a person's true nature. 71 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,053 - Let's just say 72 00:02:57,095 --> 00:02:59,764 Gil is about to expose himself to me at school, 73 00:02:59,806 --> 00:03:03,893 and I'm gonna love every second of it. 74 00:03:03,935 --> 00:03:05,937 [bell rings] 75 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:07,480 - * When I wake up in the morning * 76 00:03:07,522 --> 00:03:08,898 * The alarm gives out a warning * 77 00:03:08,940 --> 00:03:11,943 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 78 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:14,779 * By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look * 79 00:03:14,821 --> 00:03:18,157 * I'm at the corner just in time * 80 00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:20,618 * It's all right, it's all right * 81 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:22,787 * Saved by the bell It's all right * 82 00:03:22,829 --> 00:03:27,792 * It's all right, it's all right * 83 00:03:27,834 --> 00:03:32,171 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 84 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:33,881 [bell rings] 85 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:37,802 - Guys, emergency. Gil got me the perfect gift, 86 00:03:37,844 --> 00:03:39,679 and I forgot it was our anniversary. 87 00:03:39,721 --> 00:03:41,597 - Damn, the first gift for a relationship 88 00:03:41,639 --> 00:03:42,974 is a make-or-break moment. 89 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:45,017 My romance with Lil Huddy was going great, 90 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:46,352 until I got him a book 91 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:48,396 about the covered bridges of New England. 92 00:03:48,438 --> 00:03:50,148 - I knew it. I'm doomed. 93 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:53,359 - Gil knows me so well. Why don't I know him at all? 94 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:55,153 - Of course you do. 95 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:57,113 Gil is basically a boy Daisy. 96 00:03:57,155 --> 00:03:58,364 Just get him something from 97 00:03:58,406 --> 00:03:59,866 that dumb fantasy book that you like so much. 98 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:02,493 - "The Dungeon Songs of Wheelengraffe" is not a book. 99 00:04:02,535 --> 00:04:05,246 It's a 16 book saga, soon-to-be TV show 100 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:06,831 that I'm worried about, 'cause it's on Freeform 101 00:04:06,873 --> 00:04:08,833 and they don't have the budget. - Mm. 102 00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:11,335 - But your hurtful insult did give me a good idea. 103 00:04:11,377 --> 00:04:12,962 Thank you. 104 00:04:13,004 --> 00:04:17,717 - Yo, some greasy creep just gave me his card. 105 00:04:18,885 --> 00:04:20,636 He said he saw me in a musical last weekend, 106 00:04:20,678 --> 00:04:22,430 and I should "audition" for him. 107 00:04:22,472 --> 00:04:24,766 - DeVante, that's no greasy creep. 108 00:04:24,807 --> 00:04:28,811 That's greasy, well-respected, recording exec, Phil Dapotone. 109 00:04:28,853 --> 00:04:30,563 He's managed all the hottest 110 00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:33,149 non-Korean boy bands in recent memory. 111 00:04:33,191 --> 00:04:37,695 Young Men on the Street, Boyz II Guyz, BLACKHANDSOME. 112 00:04:37,737 --> 00:04:40,364 This type of thing happens at Bayside all the time. 113 00:04:40,406 --> 00:04:42,575 - It happened back in my day too. 114 00:04:42,617 --> 00:04:43,785 Sorry to eavesdrop. 115 00:04:43,826 --> 00:04:45,578 I'm just waiting for my takeout. 116 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:48,039 - See? Mrs. Morris, when you were in high school, 117 00:04:48,081 --> 00:04:50,625 didn't a photographer just randomly walk into Bayside 118 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:51,959 and make you a model? 119 00:04:52,001 --> 00:04:54,879 - And he took me to Paris for one month. 120 00:04:54,921 --> 00:04:55,963 It was cool. 121 00:04:56,005 --> 00:04:57,757 I tried cigarettes. 122 00:04:58,216 --> 00:05:00,426 - Hope you're hungry for magic. 123 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,264 It's a takeout order. 124 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:07,183 The magic's to go. 125 00:05:07,225 --> 00:05:09,477 all: Oh. 126 00:05:09,519 --> 00:05:12,188 - All right, look, you're talented 127 00:05:12,230 --> 00:05:14,565 and you deserve cool opportunities like this. 128 00:05:14,607 --> 00:05:16,109 And I deserve 10% of all your earnings, 129 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:18,111 because this interaction makes me your agent now. 130 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:20,405 - I'm not even sure if I want to do this. 131 00:05:20,446 --> 00:05:21,531 Do I really need an agent? 132 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:22,990 - Well, you tell Phil 133 00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:24,617 he needs to take his head out of his ass 134 00:05:24,659 --> 00:05:28,371 long enough to see my client's a star! 135 00:05:28,413 --> 00:05:29,872 It's his eight-year-old daughter. 136 00:05:29,914 --> 00:05:32,125 She'll give him the message. 137 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,001 - I just don't know how to tell Zack 138 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:36,212 I hate the nude portrait he painted of me. 139 00:05:36,254 --> 00:05:38,214 The boobs are photorealistic, 140 00:05:38,256 --> 00:05:40,758 but the face is just two dots and a line. 141 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,511 Hey, will you pass me a napkin? - Yeah. 142 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:51,769 - Thanks. - Speaking of things 143 00:05:51,811 --> 00:05:53,604 you definitely need to tell Zack, 144 00:05:53,646 --> 00:05:55,732 did you ever talk to him about medical school? 145 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:57,734 - I actually never had to. 146 00:05:57,775 --> 00:05:59,110 It was the craziest thing. 147 00:05:59,152 --> 00:06:02,530 The day that I was gonna register for the MCATS, 148 00:06:02,572 --> 00:06:05,074 the website was down for maintenance. 149 00:06:05,742 --> 00:06:08,703 - So did you try again the next day? 150 00:06:08,745 --> 00:06:10,913 - After a sign like that? 151 00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:12,832 I mean, the universe was obviously telling me 152 00:06:12,874 --> 00:06:14,250 that I shouldn't go to med school. 153 00:06:14,292 --> 00:06:15,668 - Oh, come on, Kelly. 154 00:06:15,710 --> 00:06:18,212 Adults don't make decisions based on magical signs. 155 00:06:18,254 --> 00:06:19,505 - Oh, I do. 156 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:20,673 I mean, I started my company 157 00:06:20,715 --> 00:06:22,717 because an owl told me to in a dream. 158 00:06:22,759 --> 00:06:24,385 When I order at a restaurant, 159 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,095 I just close my eyes and I point. 160 00:06:26,137 --> 00:06:28,639 That's why I'm eating a side of sour cream for lunch right now. 161 00:06:28,681 --> 00:06:30,224 - I was wondering about that. 162 00:06:30,266 --> 00:06:31,976 - Fate is real, Jessie. 163 00:06:32,018 --> 00:06:33,728 I mean, how else would you explain the fact 164 00:06:33,770 --> 00:06:35,146 that you're working at the same school 165 00:06:35,188 --> 00:06:36,355 as your first love 166 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:38,816 while you just so happen to be newly single? 167 00:06:38,858 --> 00:06:41,527 - First of all, I don't even think about Slater's butt. 168 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:43,488 I mean--I mean his butt. 169 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:45,156 I--I mean Slater. 170 00:06:45,198 --> 00:06:47,825 And it is not a sign that he works here. 171 00:06:47,867 --> 00:06:51,120 Mr. Dewey works here too. Should I date him? 172 00:06:51,162 --> 00:06:53,039 - You couldn't handle it. 173 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:57,627 - Okay, let me tell you a story about fate, right? 174 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:59,837 In college, I was accepted 175 00:06:59,879 --> 00:07:02,215 to a prestigious semester at sea program. 176 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:04,342 But then Zack asked me to stay home 177 00:07:04,384 --> 00:07:05,593 and marry him instead. 178 00:07:05,635 --> 00:07:06,803 - What? - I know. 179 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:09,222 So romantic, right? 180 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:10,431 But I said, "No." 181 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:11,849 And then days later, 182 00:07:11,891 --> 00:07:13,768 I'm on the boat and we're about ready to set sail. 183 00:07:13,810 --> 00:07:15,853 And then I asked the universe to send me a sign 184 00:07:15,895 --> 00:07:17,730 that I made the right decision. 185 00:07:17,772 --> 00:07:20,983 And just then, I see Zack's face in the water, 186 00:07:21,025 --> 00:07:22,610 because he's standing right behind me 187 00:07:22,652 --> 00:07:24,362 wearing a humongous jean jacket. 188 00:07:24,404 --> 00:07:28,408 So I got off the boat, and married him right away. 189 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:30,410 Pretty spooky, huh? 190 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:32,537 - Kelly, that wasn't fate. 191 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:33,663 That was your boyfriend 192 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,331 going to a place he knew you'd be 193 00:07:35,373 --> 00:07:38,960 and continuing a conversation from earlier. 194 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:40,211 - No. 195 00:07:40,253 --> 00:07:41,337 No, no, the universe 196 00:07:41,379 --> 00:07:43,715 would never lead me to a bad decision. 197 00:07:43,756 --> 00:07:45,717 Jessie, if I didn't get off the boat, 198 00:07:45,758 --> 00:07:47,218 I could have lost Zack forever. 199 00:07:47,260 --> 00:07:49,679 - Or you could've talked to him on the phone every day 200 00:07:49,721 --> 00:07:51,764 and married him when you got back? 201 00:07:51,806 --> 00:07:54,350 - Boats have phones? 202 00:07:54,392 --> 00:07:55,852 Oh, God. 203 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:58,896 Wait, if fate didn't make the decision, then who did? 204 00:08:01,107 --> 00:08:02,400 My dumb ass? 205 00:08:02,442 --> 00:08:04,152 [bell rings] - D, baby. 206 00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:06,195 So I finally connected with Dapotone. 207 00:08:06,237 --> 00:08:08,239 Turns out the audition's for a boy band 208 00:08:08,281 --> 00:08:09,699 targeted at pre-teens. 209 00:08:09,741 --> 00:08:12,910 I talked them out of changing your name to Lil Dimples, 210 00:08:12,952 --> 00:08:14,871 but you are gonna have to get braces. 211 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:17,248 - Yeah, I'm out. - Oh, come on. 212 00:08:17,290 --> 00:08:19,584 - Lexi, I don't want to be a sex symbol for children. 213 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:20,918 - Sex symbol? 214 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,920 Lil' Dimples is gonna be the shy one. 215 00:08:22,962 --> 00:08:24,255 - You said I wouldn't have to change my name. 216 00:08:24,297 --> 00:08:25,965 - I'm an agent. I lie. 217 00:08:26,007 --> 00:08:27,508 - Okay, I don't want to do this. 218 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,594 I don't even know if I want to sing professionally. 219 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:32,013 - DeVante, I know it's scary. 220 00:08:32,055 --> 00:08:33,639 But if your dreams don't scare you a little bit, 221 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,183 then they aren't big enough. 222 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:38,019 I read that on a pop-up ad for a dildo. 223 00:08:38,061 --> 00:08:40,605 This is your shot. The moment that's gonna change 224 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:42,648 the course of your entire life. 225 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:45,610 [chill pop music] 226 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:49,989 * * 227 00:08:50,031 --> 00:08:53,284 You'll perform for thousands of adoring fans. 228 00:08:53,326 --> 00:08:56,746 - * Love is like riding a bike * 229 00:08:56,788 --> 00:08:58,289 * I haven't learned to do it yet * 230 00:08:58,331 --> 00:09:00,792 - And sure, you'll have to do the kid stuff first. 231 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:02,251 But after a couple of years, 232 00:09:02,293 --> 00:09:05,213 you'll go solo with an album cover that says, 233 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:07,965 "I have sex now, 234 00:09:08,007 --> 00:09:10,718 but also Jesus." 235 00:09:12,053 --> 00:09:16,974 You'll be rich beyond your wildest dreams, 236 00:09:17,016 --> 00:09:20,645 and leave behind everyone you've ever known. 237 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:22,063 - What about my grandma? 238 00:09:22,105 --> 00:09:23,481 - Uh, obviously you'll buy her 239 00:09:23,523 --> 00:09:25,316 an identical mansion across the street. 240 00:09:25,358 --> 00:09:28,486 - Hey, baby. I'm so proud of you. 241 00:09:28,528 --> 00:09:30,822 - But you'll have gotten her so much plastic surgery 242 00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:32,573 that she'll be unrecognizable. 243 00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:33,991 - I'm dating Ray J now. 244 00:09:34,033 --> 00:09:36,452 He loves the new butt you got me. 245 00:09:39,914 --> 00:09:40,998 - Okay, a lot of that was weird. 246 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,125 But I'm not mad at the idea 247 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:43,376 of buying my grandma a dope-ass crib. 248 00:09:43,418 --> 00:09:47,130 - Yes, exactly. I'm so excited, DeVante. 249 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:48,798 My publicist has been telling me 250 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,383 I have too many not-famous friends. 251 00:09:50,425 --> 00:09:52,552 And honestly, you were on the cut list. 252 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:54,345 [chuckles] 253 00:09:54,387 --> 00:09:56,097 - So you take the Spirit time card 254 00:09:56,139 --> 00:09:57,640 and scan it into the computer. 255 00:09:57,682 --> 00:09:59,225 Then you shred the physical copy 256 00:09:59,267 --> 00:10:00,685 to avoid duplicate submissions. 257 00:10:00,727 --> 00:10:03,604 And finally you upload the file to the Spirit server 258 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,815 and you're done. 259 00:10:05,857 --> 00:10:07,567 Easy. - Easy, huh? 260 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:09,444 So easy a baby could do it? 261 00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:11,654 - Well, no, not that easy. I mean the first ten times 262 00:10:11,696 --> 00:10:15,199 I explained it, you shredded the lower part of your shirt. 263 00:10:15,992 --> 00:10:18,161 - Speaking of babies. 264 00:10:20,455 --> 00:10:21,956 - What's happening? What is this? 265 00:10:21,998 --> 00:10:23,750 - Hi, I'm Gil Vatooley, 266 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,294 and welcome to my widdle tea pawwty. 267 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:28,171 [laughter] 268 00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:30,423 - [chuckles nervously] Th--that's not me. 269 00:10:30,465 --> 00:10:33,176 I don't talk wike that. 270 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,261 Only when I'm weally nervous. 271 00:10:35,303 --> 00:10:37,221 And now, for the main course, 272 00:10:37,263 --> 00:10:41,100 I'm gonna eat poopie from a diaper. 273 00:10:42,477 --> 00:10:44,479 - Man, that's crazy. 274 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:49,192 I guess you have no choice but to drop out of school. 275 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,860 - Mac, I don't know what I did to you 276 00:10:50,902 --> 00:10:54,113 to deserve this prank, 277 00:10:54,155 --> 00:10:57,408 but I'm really sorry. 278 00:10:57,450 --> 00:10:58,743 - Uh, what? 279 00:10:58,785 --> 00:11:00,578 - Whatever it was, it must've been pretty hurtful 280 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:03,039 for you to have spent all that money on a deepfake. 281 00:11:03,081 --> 00:11:04,332 Not to mention hiring an actor 282 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:06,626 and filling a diaper with pudding. 283 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,336 - Right, pudding. 284 00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:14,342 - Well, Mac, you were right. 285 00:11:14,384 --> 00:11:16,677 The prank revealed who he truly is. 286 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:19,097 A nice, mature guy like I told you. 287 00:11:19,138 --> 00:11:21,432 So can you please stop now? 288 00:11:21,474 --> 00:11:24,185 - I will never stop ever. 289 00:11:24,227 --> 00:11:27,772 I want Gil out of Bayside. 290 00:11:27,814 --> 00:11:29,357 But, you know, then I'll stop. 291 00:11:29,399 --> 00:11:31,067 'Cause at that point, I'll have gotten what want I wanted. 292 00:11:31,109 --> 00:11:33,361 - Mac, honey, dinner's ready. 293 00:11:33,403 --> 00:11:35,446 I set a place for your dollies. 294 00:11:35,488 --> 00:11:37,990 [laughter] 295 00:11:43,079 --> 00:11:46,124 - * Bayside is the school that's cool * 296 00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:48,376 * And you know that it's true * 297 00:11:48,418 --> 00:11:50,086 [all weeping] 298 00:11:50,128 --> 00:11:52,380 - Jamie, what's Mac planning to get back at Valley? 299 00:11:52,422 --> 00:11:54,382 If it helps, my cousin's their head cheerleader 300 00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:57,009 and she's got a really deadly shellfish allergy. 301 00:11:57,051 --> 00:11:59,220 - Uh, don't worry. Mac's on top of it. 302 00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:01,222 - Yes! 303 00:12:04,684 --> 00:12:06,561 - Hey, I need your help. 304 00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:10,064 Mac is obsessed with destroying Gil. 305 00:12:10,106 --> 00:12:12,525 - Why? He'd be so boring to destroy. 306 00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:15,820 Like, why crash a Corolla when you can explode a Lambo? 307 00:12:15,862 --> 00:12:17,155 - Because Mac is in love with Daisy. 308 00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:18,990 - What? No, he's not. 309 00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,158 Mac's in love with me, 310 00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:21,451 and Daisy's in love with me. 311 00:12:21,492 --> 00:12:23,035 - Please, we're the only ones who can stop him. 312 00:12:23,077 --> 00:12:25,496 What would Mac do if he really wanted to get rid of someone? 313 00:12:25,538 --> 00:12:28,082 - Well, he might pull a Cincinnati Hiatus 314 00:12:28,124 --> 00:12:29,417 or a Maltese Pigeon. 315 00:12:29,459 --> 00:12:31,794 Or if he was desperate, a Poopoo Tea Party. 316 00:12:31,836 --> 00:12:33,171 - [gasps] He's already done that. 317 00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:35,631 Lexi, what is the worst prank ever? 318 00:12:35,673 --> 00:12:36,841 Because that's what he's up to. 319 00:12:36,883 --> 00:12:39,010 - Oh, no. It couldn't be. 320 00:12:39,052 --> 00:12:42,055 Run with me and look hot doing it. 321 00:12:43,056 --> 00:12:44,348 - If fate doesn't exist, 322 00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:46,601 what other stupid decisions have I made? 323 00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:47,977 I named my son Mac 324 00:12:48,019 --> 00:12:49,854 because there was a MacGyver marathon on 325 00:12:49,896 --> 00:12:51,272 when I was in labor. 326 00:12:51,314 --> 00:12:54,233 His full name is MacGyver Marathon Morris. 327 00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:55,651 - Yeesh. 328 00:12:55,693 --> 00:12:57,528 Hey, the past is behind you. 329 00:12:57,570 --> 00:13:00,156 You have an important decision to make now. 330 00:13:00,198 --> 00:13:02,075 Do you want to go to medical school? 331 00:13:02,116 --> 00:13:03,618 - I don't know. - Okay, okay. 332 00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:06,412 You just need to think about this logically. 333 00:13:06,454 --> 00:13:08,498 Oh, why don't we do a pros and cons list? 334 00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:10,374 That's what I always do when I have a big decision. 335 00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:12,085 - Okay. 336 00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:15,713 - Oh, wait. Don't look at that. 337 00:13:15,755 --> 00:13:18,257 That's something else. 338 00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:20,218 Okay, let's start with pros. 339 00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:21,677 Why do you want to be a doctor? 340 00:13:21,719 --> 00:13:24,597 - Well, I want to help people. - Okay. 341 00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:27,558 - Cutting into a living body would make me feel like a god. 342 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,812 And yummy snacks in the doctor's lounge. 343 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,814 - Great. 344 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,525 Do you have any cons? - Hmm. 345 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:38,653 Well, med school's probably gonna be a lot of work, 346 00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,780 and I'd have less time to spend with the boys. 347 00:13:40,822 --> 00:13:42,573 - But Mac will be in college soon. 348 00:13:42,615 --> 00:13:46,035 Well, he'll be done with high school, probably. 349 00:13:46,077 --> 00:13:47,620 - Jessie, you're right. 350 00:13:47,662 --> 00:13:50,373 I'm old enough to have a kid in college. 351 00:13:50,415 --> 00:13:52,959 By the time I finish school, I'll be 52. 352 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,419 You add a residency 353 00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,754 and I won't start practicing until I'm 60. 354 00:13:56,796 --> 00:13:58,423 - Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves. 355 00:13:58,464 --> 00:14:00,800 - I mean, if we think about this logically, 356 00:14:00,842 --> 00:14:02,510 this is a terrible idea. 357 00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:04,679 - Okay, let's just finish our lunch 358 00:14:04,721 --> 00:14:05,805 and talk about this. 359 00:14:05,847 --> 00:14:07,974 Maybe logic is overrated. 360 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,767 There's still magic in the world. 361 00:14:09,809 --> 00:14:12,228 Here, have a french fry. 362 00:14:14,856 --> 00:14:16,983 - There's a dead dove in here. 363 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,402 - Oh. 364 00:14:20,987 --> 00:14:22,655 - Hey, Mr. Anniversary. 365 00:14:22,697 --> 00:14:24,240 Ugh, no. 366 00:14:24,282 --> 00:14:26,701 Remember how I said I was gonna totally out-gift you 367 00:14:26,743 --> 00:14:29,245 and it was out of confidence and not fear? 368 00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:31,789 Well, check your email. 369 00:14:31,831 --> 00:14:33,666 - Okay. 370 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:34,709 All right. 371 00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:36,878 - Hello, young man. 372 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,921 I hear it's your anniversary, 373 00:14:38,963 --> 00:14:43,301 and I just want to wish you the best on your special day. 374 00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:47,305 - Wow, that's so cool. 375 00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:50,016 - Wait, do you not know who that is? 376 00:14:50,058 --> 00:14:51,225 - I'm sorry. 377 00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:52,477 - It's L.M. Millencratz, 378 00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:54,312 author of our favorite book series, 379 00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:55,980 "The Dungeon Songs of Wheelengraffe." 380 00:14:56,022 --> 00:14:58,357 - Oh, see, I just never looked up a picture of her, 381 00:14:58,399 --> 00:14:59,984 'cause it kinda ruins the fantasy for me 382 00:15:00,026 --> 00:15:02,236 when I think of a normal person just making it all up. 383 00:15:02,278 --> 00:15:05,490 - Oh, God. My gift ruined your favorite book series. 384 00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:08,076 Good thing I have a much better gift coming. 385 00:15:08,117 --> 00:15:10,495 Why do I keep doing this? 386 00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:14,540 - * Falling off my bike I could scrape my knee * 387 00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:18,503 * But falling for you girl could really wreck me * 388 00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:22,048 * Oh * 389 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:26,344 [applause] - Wow! 390 00:15:26,386 --> 00:15:30,306 DeVante, you did not disappoint. 391 00:15:30,348 --> 00:15:33,518 You're like a young Black Mel Tormé. 392 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:34,894 - Uh, thank you? 393 00:15:34,936 --> 00:15:36,771 - What did I tell you, Franco? 394 00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:39,232 We definitely have to have him stick around 395 00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:41,275 till 4:00 to meet Chuck. 396 00:15:41,317 --> 00:15:43,236 - Oh, I actually gotta get back to school. 397 00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:44,570 I slipped out during gym class, 398 00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:46,280 and right now I'm clocking an 85-minute mile. 399 00:15:46,322 --> 00:15:48,157 - Ooh, you're still in school? 400 00:15:48,199 --> 00:15:50,576 That's not gonna work while you're on tour. 401 00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:52,537 - Oh, but I'm 17. 402 00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:54,330 I gotta go to school. - No, you don't. 403 00:15:54,372 --> 00:15:55,665 You know who didn't go to school? 404 00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:59,460 Me, Justin Bieber, Barack Obama, Shirley Temple. 405 00:15:59,502 --> 00:16:01,379 - No, I'm pretty sure Barack Obama went to school. 406 00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:03,715 - Oh, he did? I didn't know that. 407 00:16:03,756 --> 00:16:05,216 I didn't go to school. 408 00:16:05,258 --> 00:16:07,552 Look, if you're really into this learning thing, 409 00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:10,179 I'll get you a book on brain teasers. 410 00:16:10,221 --> 00:16:13,891 But you are not gonna give up on an opportunity like this. 411 00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:17,103 This is your shot. 412 00:16:24,944 --> 00:16:26,988 - We knew you'd be here. 413 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,198 You're planning the Pharaoh's Throne, aren't you? 414 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,700 - So what if I am? - Mac! 415 00:16:30,742 --> 00:16:33,286 That prank has been outlawed for centuries. 416 00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:34,746 - You can't stop me. 417 00:16:34,787 --> 00:16:36,581 - Oh, yes, we can. 418 00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:39,500 Because this is a prankstervention. 419 00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:43,129 We're not leaving this room 420 00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:45,089 until you call off the prank 421 00:16:45,131 --> 00:16:46,758 and admit you're in love with Daisy. 422 00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:49,260 - No! 423 00:16:49,302 --> 00:16:52,889 Also, can you tighten these handcuffs a little? 424 00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:02,106 - Good news. 425 00:17:02,148 --> 00:17:03,733 I finally nailed the perfect gift for Gil. 426 00:17:03,775 --> 00:17:06,569 I made a homemade coupon book and slipped it into his locker. 427 00:17:06,611 --> 00:17:09,238 Bad news, I also accidentally slipped my bus card in there. 428 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,240 But you know what? There's a buck 75 on it. 429 00:17:11,282 --> 00:17:12,492 Let him see the city. 430 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:15,078 - Great. Problem solved. 431 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:16,162 - You think it's a bad gift. 432 00:17:16,204 --> 00:17:19,040 - No, coupon books are cool. 433 00:17:19,082 --> 00:17:20,208 - Oh, hell yeah, they are. 434 00:17:20,249 --> 00:17:21,793 Coupon books are my go-to gift. 435 00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,836 Beats having to pony up for a real present. 436 00:17:23,878 --> 00:17:25,838 Plus it's great if you don't really know the person. 437 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,673 Super generic. 438 00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:29,801 - Oh, my God. - Okay, it's a bad gift. 439 00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:32,011 - I'm a terrible girlfriend. - No, you're not. 440 00:17:32,053 --> 00:17:34,347 You're just in your head about your first relationship, 441 00:17:34,389 --> 00:17:37,016 but everything is not riding on this one gift. 442 00:17:37,058 --> 00:17:38,643 - Yeah, you're right. 443 00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:40,645 This gift isn't gonna destroy anything. 444 00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:42,063 Because I'm gonna break into his locker 445 00:17:42,105 --> 00:17:43,731 and get that damn coupon book before he ever finds it. 446 00:17:43,773 --> 00:17:45,191 - Daisy! 447 00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:47,777 - Oh, so everyone is just gonna blow off gym today, huh? 448 00:17:47,819 --> 00:17:50,279 All right, what's gonna happen when you go on a job interview 449 00:17:50,321 --> 00:17:53,282 and they ask you to run a mile? Then what? 450 00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:56,911 - What is that? 451 00:17:56,953 --> 00:17:58,162 You know I only drink limited edition 452 00:17:58,204 --> 00:17:59,330 cotton candy flavored Yoo-Hoos. 453 00:17:59,372 --> 00:18:00,540 - It's green juice. 454 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:01,624 And you're gonna chug the whole thing 455 00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:03,042 unless you admit your feelings. 456 00:18:03,084 --> 00:18:05,253 - Come on, man. 457 00:18:08,339 --> 00:18:10,466 - Yeah. 458 00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:14,721 - [exhales deeply] 459 00:18:14,762 --> 00:18:16,222 The only thing 460 00:18:16,264 --> 00:18:18,641 that I'm going to admit 461 00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:21,811 is that I just got strong like Popeye! 462 00:18:21,853 --> 00:18:23,563 Ow, my fingies. 463 00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:25,064 - Maybe that didn't break you, 464 00:18:25,106 --> 00:18:26,607 but let's see how long you last 465 00:18:26,649 --> 00:18:28,735 reading the autobiography of the boring loser 466 00:18:28,776 --> 00:18:31,404 who invented the dimmer switch. 467 00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:36,075 Page one. "Fade in...on my life--" 468 00:18:36,117 --> 00:18:37,785 Please, Lexi! 469 00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:39,579 This is so boring, I'm gonna die. 470 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,456 - Oh? - Lightning round. 471 00:18:41,497 --> 00:18:43,249 Where were you last Sunday at 11:45 p.m.? 472 00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:44,625 - At a back alley poker game. 473 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,169 - What's your greatest fear? - Maroon 5 breaks up. 474 00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:47,587 - What's your favorite animal? - Animal from "The Muppets." 475 00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:49,088 - What's Daisy's birthday? - July 12th. 476 00:18:49,130 --> 00:18:51,132 [both gasp] 477 00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:55,762 - You've never learned a single person's birthday. 478 00:18:55,803 --> 00:18:59,015 C'mon, Mac. Just be honest with yourself. 479 00:18:59,057 --> 00:19:00,391 - No, I--I don't like Daisy. 480 00:19:00,433 --> 00:19:02,685 What's to like? 481 00:19:02,727 --> 00:19:05,271 That everyone sees me as a monster except for her? 482 00:19:05,313 --> 00:19:06,606 That she's the only soul 483 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:09,859 to ever glimpse the light beneath my darkness? 484 00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:11,611 Should I like that she encourages me 485 00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:13,279 not to let external expectations 486 00:19:13,321 --> 00:19:15,782 limit my inherent potential? 487 00:19:15,823 --> 00:19:17,575 And that her smile is pretty? 488 00:19:17,617 --> 00:19:21,245 Just the right amount of teeth. 489 00:19:21,287 --> 00:19:23,915 Am I supposed to like all that? 490 00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:25,458 both: Mmm. 491 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,419 Oh, my God. 492 00:19:28,461 --> 00:19:31,964 I like Daisy. 493 00:19:32,006 --> 00:19:34,300 Okay, the prank's off. 494 00:19:34,342 --> 00:19:36,552 - [exhales] I'm proud of you, man. 495 00:19:36,594 --> 00:19:38,346 - And just a reminder, 496 00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:39,806 our friendship contract states 497 00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:42,183 I only have to keep quiet about romance-related secrets 498 00:19:42,225 --> 00:19:45,019 for six business days. 499 00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:49,774 - Hey, Kelly. Long time no see. 500 00:19:49,816 --> 00:19:50,942 - Weren't you at our house yesterday 501 00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:52,693 having a cannonball contest with Zack? 502 00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:54,529 - Yeah, my splashes are normally much bigger. 503 00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:56,489 There's something wrong with your pool. 504 00:19:57,031 --> 00:19:58,366 Everything okay? 505 00:19:58,408 --> 00:20:00,993 - Yeah, I just kinda had a bummer lunch with Jessie. 506 00:20:01,035 --> 00:20:03,371 - Was she going on and on again about climate change? 507 00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:05,081 Ugh. 508 00:20:05,123 --> 00:20:06,833 Like, who cares? 509 00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:08,418 Santa can just ride a surfboard. 510 00:20:08,459 --> 00:20:10,211 It does--[chokes] 511 00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:11,879 - Are you okay? 512 00:20:11,921 --> 00:20:14,507 - No, choking! I need--I need a doctor. 513 00:20:14,549 --> 00:20:18,594 - [gasps] Oh, my God. It's a sign. 514 00:20:18,636 --> 00:20:20,972 Okay, your airway is blocked. 515 00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:22,932 I'm gonna have to perform a tracheotomy. 516 00:20:22,974 --> 00:20:24,767 - [coughs] Wait! What about the Heimlich? 517 00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:26,018 - No, there's no time for that. 518 00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,311 Back up, kids! 519 00:20:27,353 --> 00:20:30,273 Coach Slater is about to lose a lot of blood. 520 00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:33,109 - Jessie made me do it. I'm not really choking. 521 00:20:33,151 --> 00:20:35,445 - Yeah, no kidding. 522 00:20:37,864 --> 00:20:39,824 - C--can I still come over tonight? 523 00:20:39,866 --> 00:20:42,118 I promise I'll wear a swimsuit this time. 524 00:20:43,578 --> 00:20:46,038 - Kelly, what happened? 525 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,832 You look like you just had a life-changing 526 00:20:47,874 --> 00:20:49,751 encounter with fate. - You wish. 527 00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:51,961 Slater is a terrible actor. 528 00:20:52,003 --> 00:20:53,546 Don't you remember when he played FDR 529 00:20:53,588 --> 00:20:54,881 in the school play, and he kept getting out 530 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:56,841 of the wheelchair to do break dancing moves? 531 00:20:56,883 --> 00:20:58,342 - Oh, I'm sorry. 532 00:20:58,384 --> 00:20:59,677 I just don't want you to give up 533 00:20:59,719 --> 00:21:02,513 on going to med school. - Why? It's a bad idea. 534 00:21:02,555 --> 00:21:04,515 - It's not a bad idea if you want it. 535 00:21:04,557 --> 00:21:06,517 And I think you really want it, don't you? 536 00:21:06,559 --> 00:21:09,604 - I--I don't know. 537 00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:13,066 I have a hard time saying what I want. 538 00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:16,402 You know, I think being one of seven children, 539 00:21:16,444 --> 00:21:18,488 you're used to taking the back seat. 540 00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:20,073 Or at least in my case, the third row, 541 00:21:20,114 --> 00:21:22,742 stretched across your brothers like a seatbelt. 542 00:21:22,784 --> 00:21:25,078 I think that's why I like the idea of fate. 543 00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:27,038 You know, someone else making the decision for me 544 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,164 so I don't have to. 545 00:21:28,206 --> 00:21:30,958 - Fine, I'll make the decision for you. 546 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,585 You are not going to med school. 547 00:21:32,627 --> 00:21:34,212 - But I want to. 548 00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:36,047 [gasps] 549 00:21:37,632 --> 00:21:39,342 - Looks like my work here is done. 550 00:21:39,384 --> 00:21:41,427 - I'm going to take the MCAT. 551 00:21:41,469 --> 00:21:43,096 This is really exciting. - See? 552 00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:44,931 And you didn't need some fate wizard 553 00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,100 pulling the strings. You did it on your own. 554 00:21:47,141 --> 00:21:48,518 - Yeah. 555 00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:50,561 And sure, there was something comforting 556 00:21:50,603 --> 00:21:53,606 in the thought that a greater plan exists. 557 00:21:53,648 --> 00:21:56,234 But hey, it's fine, right? 558 00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:58,945 I guess when "Do You Believe in Magic" comes on the radio, 559 00:21:58,986 --> 00:22:02,073 now I'll just say, "No," and change the station. 560 00:22:02,115 --> 00:22:04,575 - Dr. Spano, I need the combination to Gil's locker. 561 00:22:04,617 --> 00:22:06,327 Well, you know I can't do that, Daisy. 562 00:22:06,369 --> 00:22:07,829 - Please. If I can't get in there, 563 00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:09,747 it could ruin my relationship. 564 00:22:09,789 --> 00:22:13,543 Don't you believe in magic in a young girl's heart? 565 00:22:13,584 --> 00:22:15,795 - What's his locker number? - 141. Why? 566 00:22:15,837 --> 00:22:18,131 - [gasps] - Oh, my God. That's-- 567 00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:19,799 - My old locker. 568 00:22:19,841 --> 00:22:22,468 The combination is 36, 3, 14. 569 00:22:22,510 --> 00:22:23,928 Run like the wind, Stacey. 570 00:22:23,970 --> 00:22:25,847 - It's Daisy. And thank you! 571 00:22:26,973 --> 00:22:29,225 - Okay, that was a crazy coincidence, 572 00:22:29,267 --> 00:22:31,394 but I wouldn't go so far as to say that magic is-- 573 00:22:31,436 --> 00:22:32,937 Oh! 574 00:22:40,653 --> 00:22:42,196 - 36, 3, 14. 575 00:22:49,704 --> 00:22:52,331 - Wait, you're smiling. How'd it go? 576 00:22:52,373 --> 00:22:53,666 - I killed it. 577 00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:54,959 Yeah, they wanted me to stay after 578 00:22:55,001 --> 00:22:57,837 and meet some guy named Chuck. - Chuck Rigatoni? 579 00:22:57,879 --> 00:22:59,172 He's the one who figured out the value 580 00:22:59,213 --> 00:23:01,716 in having one ugly member in every boy band. 581 00:23:01,758 --> 00:23:03,801 - You haven't even heard the best part. 582 00:23:03,843 --> 00:23:06,304 I turned them down. 583 00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:08,139 - What? Why? 584 00:23:08,181 --> 00:23:10,266 Was one of the execs inappropriate with you? 585 00:23:10,308 --> 00:23:12,602 Show me on this dummy where they touched you. 586 00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:13,978 - No! 587 00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:16,397 They want me to drop out of school. 588 00:23:16,439 --> 00:23:17,815 I'm not leaving Bayside. 589 00:23:17,857 --> 00:23:20,818 - But what about your future? - You don't get it. 590 00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:22,028 People have always told me 591 00:23:22,070 --> 00:23:23,571 the only way I'm making it out the hood 592 00:23:23,613 --> 00:23:25,615 is by picking up a ball or a microphone. 593 00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:27,408 - Yeah, like Larry Bird or Eminem. 594 00:23:27,450 --> 00:23:28,659 - Missing a very crucial component 595 00:23:28,701 --> 00:23:30,912 to what I'm saying, but yeah, sure. 596 00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:32,872 Look, being at Bayside, I realized that there's 597 00:23:32,914 --> 00:23:34,874 a bunch of stuff that I'm good at. 598 00:23:34,916 --> 00:23:36,542 I mean, you tasted the bomb-ass gazpacho 599 00:23:36,584 --> 00:23:38,044 I made in Home Ec. 600 00:23:38,086 --> 00:23:40,671 I don't need to win some golden ticket. 601 00:23:40,713 --> 00:23:43,216 If being a Bayside kid means that I don't have more options 602 00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:44,592 than I did when I was at Douglas, 603 00:23:44,634 --> 00:23:47,178 then why am I even here? 604 00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:48,513 - You're right. 605 00:23:48,554 --> 00:23:50,890 I shouldn't have told you this was your one shot. 606 00:23:50,932 --> 00:23:52,975 You're so much more than just your voice. 607 00:23:53,017 --> 00:23:55,645 You can do anything. - Thanks. 608 00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:57,063 - Just don't have a reality show 609 00:23:57,105 --> 00:23:59,899 or be the celebrity ambassador for Sluts Who Code. 610 00:23:59,941 --> 00:24:03,361 Those are my things. - Noted. 611 00:24:07,782 --> 00:24:09,075 - Hey, man. 612 00:24:09,117 --> 00:24:11,077 I'm really sorry. 613 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,913 I guess I'm going through some personal stuff 614 00:24:13,955 --> 00:24:16,999 and I apologize for putting that on you. 615 00:24:17,041 --> 00:24:20,336 I'm really gonna do the work to be a better person. 616 00:24:20,378 --> 00:24:21,587 - Thanks, man. 617 00:24:21,629 --> 00:24:24,382 Means a lot. 618 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:31,931 [bell rings] 619 00:24:31,973 --> 00:24:33,683 - I can't believe we got through to Mac. 620 00:24:33,725 --> 00:24:35,143 - Yeah, he really made a breakthrough. 621 00:24:35,184 --> 00:24:36,352 - And not like his normal breakthroughs 622 00:24:36,394 --> 00:24:37,854 where he dresses up as the Kool-Aid man 623 00:24:37,895 --> 00:24:38,980 for football games. 624 00:24:39,021 --> 00:24:41,315 [explosion, elephant trumpeting] 625 00:24:41,357 --> 00:24:43,276 [jackhammer drilling] 626 00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:46,946 [animals snarling, elephant trumpeting] 627 00:24:46,988 --> 00:24:49,824 [tiger roaring, monkey screeching] 628 00:24:49,866 --> 00:24:52,493 [glass shattering] 629 00:24:52,535 --> 00:24:55,621 - You sick son of a bitch. 630 00:24:55,663 --> 00:24:57,790 You lied. - No kidding, idiot. 631 00:24:57,832 --> 00:24:59,250 I don't know when Daisy's birthday is. 632 00:24:59,292 --> 00:25:01,544 I use my brain space for valuable stuff 633 00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:04,005 like knowing every Pokémon and when they evolve. 634 00:25:04,047 --> 00:25:07,633 Bulbasaur, level 16 turns into Ivysaur. 635 00:25:07,675 --> 00:25:10,219 Ivysaur, level 36 turns into-- 636 00:25:10,261 --> 00:25:12,055 - [panting] 637 00:25:12,096 --> 00:25:13,931 - Oh. 638 00:25:13,973 --> 00:25:19,812 - That was so horrible. 639 00:25:19,854 --> 00:25:21,773 How do I move on knowing what I know? 640 00:25:21,814 --> 00:25:25,526 Having seen what I've seen? 641 00:25:25,568 --> 00:25:27,820 How do I laugh? 642 00:25:27,862 --> 00:25:30,448 How do I look at my mother? 643 00:25:30,490 --> 00:25:31,783 I no longer fear hell 644 00:25:31,824 --> 00:25:34,786 for I have already spent an eternity there. 645 00:25:34,827 --> 00:25:36,120 - See? 646 00:25:36,162 --> 00:25:38,331 This is why you don't do the Pharaoh's Throne. 647 00:25:38,372 --> 00:25:39,624 - Mac, how could you? 648 00:25:39,665 --> 00:25:42,502 You're a monster. 649 00:25:42,543 --> 00:25:44,337 - No. 650 00:25:44,379 --> 00:25:46,172 I am the monster. 651 00:25:46,214 --> 00:25:47,382 - Uh, what? 652 00:25:47,423 --> 00:25:49,842 - Mac, I'm sorry I pushed you to the point 653 00:25:49,884 --> 00:25:52,053 where you felt this was necessary. 654 00:25:52,095 --> 00:25:54,680 You must be in unbearable pain. 655 00:25:54,722 --> 00:25:56,974 How can I make this right? 656 00:25:57,016 --> 00:25:59,185 Let me hug you, brother. 657 00:25:59,227 --> 00:26:01,312 - Uh... 658 00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:08,194 - Mac, what is wrong with you? 659 00:26:08,236 --> 00:26:10,196 - Yeah, why would you do that to Gil? 660 00:26:10,238 --> 00:26:12,448 - I'm done spilling tears today. 661 00:26:12,490 --> 00:26:14,450 I'm ready for blood, buddy. 662 00:26:14,492 --> 00:26:16,244 - That was so mean. 663 00:26:16,285 --> 00:26:17,370 Wait. 664 00:26:17,412 --> 00:26:19,831 Are you not hot anymore? 665 00:26:19,872 --> 00:26:22,750 all: Boo! 666 00:26:22,792 --> 00:26:24,127 - When Daisy finds out what you did, 667 00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:25,920 she's never gonna forgive you. 668 00:26:25,962 --> 00:26:28,297 - Oh, my God. What have I done? 669 00:26:30,341 --> 00:26:33,094 - What the hell? 670 00:26:33,136 --> 00:26:36,347 - Daisy, I am so sorry. 671 00:26:36,389 --> 00:26:38,224 - Gil, why is this... 672 00:26:38,266 --> 00:26:40,852 [all gasp] - In your locker? 673 00:26:40,893 --> 00:26:42,228 Did you murder Trevor? 674 00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:43,980 And if "The Dungeon Songs of Wheelengraffe" 675 00:26:44,021 --> 00:26:45,565 is your favorite book, 676 00:26:45,606 --> 00:26:48,484 then why didn't you know what L.M. Millencratz looks like? 677 00:26:48,526 --> 00:26:49,694 And why is it so hard for me 678 00:26:49,736 --> 00:26:51,904 to think of a single thing I know about you? 679 00:26:51,946 --> 00:26:55,074 Who are you, Gil Vatooley? 680 00:26:56,242 --> 00:26:57,285 Oh, no. 681 00:26:57,326 --> 00:27:00,413 Gil Vatooley. 682 00:27:00,455 --> 00:27:02,915 It's the first thing you taught me. 683 00:27:02,957 --> 00:27:04,208 - When you meet someone new, 684 00:27:04,250 --> 00:27:05,710 always rearrange the letters of their name 685 00:27:05,752 --> 00:27:08,963 to make sure it doesn't reveal their true identity. 686 00:27:11,174 --> 00:27:12,467 - "I go to Valley." 687 00:27:12,508 --> 00:27:14,761 [all gasp] 688 00:27:14,802 --> 00:27:16,512 You're a mole from Valley? 689 00:27:16,554 --> 00:27:19,474 [sinister hip-hop music] 690 00:27:19,515 --> 00:27:22,769 - * Keep your friends close but your enemies closer * 691 00:27:22,810 --> 00:27:26,064 * I burn your ego like an Eggo in the toaster * 692 00:27:26,105 --> 00:27:29,567 * And bag your bragging like it's produce at the grocer * 693 00:27:29,609 --> 00:27:33,362 * You really want to do this? I would not be so sure * 694 00:27:33,404 --> 00:27:36,449 * Damn, I just took the Benz on the block * 695 00:27:36,491 --> 00:27:40,244 * Ice so fresh, mother here's one a top * 696 00:27:40,286 --> 00:27:43,581 * Count the gears, count the lid, count the watch * 697 00:27:43,623 --> 00:27:46,334 * Watch the light, chop on the block * 698 00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:53,299 * * 699 00:27:53,341 --> 00:27:56,594 * Tell them one, five, try to stay alive * 700 00:27:56,636 --> 00:28:00,139 * Ice on the rock, wife on the side * 701 00:28:00,181 --> 00:28:03,309 * Seven, one, five, try to stay alive * 702 00:28:03,351 --> 00:28:06,771 * Ice on the rock, wife on the side * 703 00:28:06,813 --> 00:28:13,945 * * 704 00:28:17,615 --> 00:28:19,534 [orchestra flourish]