1 00:00:08,009 --> 00:00:09,385 - And at a certain age, 2 00:00:09,427 --> 00:00:11,262 it becomes too late to reinvent yourself, 3 00:00:11,304 --> 00:00:13,347 so yeah, I'll admit it. 4 00:00:13,389 --> 00:00:15,308 I'm really concerned about the Undertaker, 5 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,934 now that he's retired from wrestling. 6 00:00:16,976 --> 00:00:19,062 - Thank you for sharing that. 7 00:00:19,103 --> 00:00:21,606 Uh, now I'd like to talk about Slater. 8 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:23,858 - Ooh, Heath Slater, from "Monday Night Raw"? 9 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:25,276 - No. You. 10 00:00:25,318 --> 00:00:28,154 - Oh. Well, I don't know. 11 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:29,947 There's not a lot to talk about. 12 00:00:29,989 --> 00:00:31,741 My life's been pretty normal. 13 00:00:31,783 --> 00:00:33,451 - So your dad threatened 14 00:00:33,493 --> 00:00:35,995 to blow up your friend with a live grenade? 15 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:37,622 - Yeah, but it was the '90s. 16 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:39,957 Well, I guess he also did it last year, 17 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:42,752 to a Postmates guy he thought had eaten one of his fries. 18 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,005 My mom wasn't around much in high school. 19 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:49,759 Like, I know I had a mom 'cause she was mentioned once. 20 00:00:49,801 --> 00:00:50,968 [quirky music] 21 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:52,637 I think I had a mom. 22 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:55,473 - So you and Zack did all those terrible things to each other, 23 00:00:55,515 --> 00:00:57,100 and he was your best friend? 24 00:00:57,141 --> 00:00:58,726 - [scoffs] Don't be ridiculous. 25 00:00:58,768 --> 00:01:01,270 My best friend was a chameleon named Artie. 26 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:03,064 - Oh, okay. Tell me more about Artie. 27 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:05,650 - Don't you dare say his name! You haven't earned the right. 28 00:01:06,317 --> 00:01:07,485 - Okay. 29 00:01:07,527 --> 00:01:09,445 Well, I'm out of paper. 30 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:11,823 What do you say we talk about the week ahead? 31 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:13,199 Any potential stressors? 32 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:15,159 - [scoffs] I don't have any stressors. 33 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:16,953 Go to school. Hit the gym. 34 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:18,496 Go to the Bayside career fair 35 00:01:18,538 --> 00:01:20,081 where all my really successful high school friends 36 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:21,416 will make me feel like a failure. 37 00:01:21,457 --> 00:01:23,376 Watch TV. Do a "sukodu." 38 00:01:23,418 --> 00:01:24,627 - Um... - Yeah, I know. 39 00:01:24,669 --> 00:01:25,628 I heard it. 40 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:26,546 [sighs] 41 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,966 It--it's not a big thing. 42 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,552 It's just all my friends have these big jobs, 43 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,470 and I'm gonna be the only chump there without a booth. 44 00:01:34,512 --> 00:01:35,930 - Remember what we talked about. 45 00:01:35,972 --> 00:01:37,974 Everything doesn't have to be a competition. 46 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:39,851 - Yeah, but back in high school, everything was. 47 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:42,520 Zack was always like, "Bet I can date that girl. 48 00:01:42,562 --> 00:01:44,522 "Bet I can win Miss Bayside. 49 00:01:44,564 --> 00:01:47,024 Bet I can date your sister JB," 50 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:48,735 who I also never saw again, 51 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,278 and no one ever talked about it. 52 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:54,407 - Maybe this is your chance to break old patterns. 53 00:01:54,449 --> 00:01:57,201 What if you chose not to compete with Zack? 54 00:01:57,243 --> 00:01:59,370 - [chuckles] Yeah, maybe. 55 00:01:59,412 --> 00:02:02,373 Listen, Doc, don't take this the wrong way, 56 00:02:02,415 --> 00:02:04,333 but you haven't helped me at all. 57 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:06,294 And I've been coming here for now, what, ten years? 58 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:07,587 - You've been here three times. 59 00:02:10,757 --> 00:02:11,591 - Hmm. 60 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,843 [school bell rings] 61 00:02:13,885 --> 00:02:15,178 - * When I wake up in the mornin' * 62 00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:16,554 * Alarm gives out a warnin' * 63 00:02:16,596 --> 00:02:18,598 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 64 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,266 [school bell ringing] 65 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:21,309 * By the time I grab my books * 66 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:22,602 * And I give myself a look * 67 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,646 * I'm at the corner just in time * 68 00:02:25,688 --> 00:02:28,107 * It's all right, it's all right * 69 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:30,443 * Saved by the bell, it's all right * 70 00:02:30,485 --> 00:02:33,071 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 71 00:02:33,112 --> 00:02:35,448 * It's all right * 72 00:02:35,490 --> 00:02:39,077 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 73 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:40,620 [school bell ringing] 74 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:45,958 - Who's excited for the career fair? 75 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,001 - Ooh, I am. 76 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:48,419 I want to learn all about a career 77 00:02:48,461 --> 00:02:50,713 I know very little about, like a brain sturgeon. 78 00:02:50,755 --> 00:02:52,632 No, no, no, no. That's a bad example. 79 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,008 I actually know quite a bit about that. 80 00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:55,510 - I can't wait. 81 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:57,428 I made this map plotting out the route we need to take 82 00:02:57,470 --> 00:02:59,055 so we can hit every booth. 83 00:02:59,097 --> 00:03:01,265 - Ooh, I get your brand now. 84 00:03:01,307 --> 00:03:02,892 Weird adult Disney fan. 85 00:03:02,934 --> 00:03:05,478 And career fair is like your fairytale wedding 86 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,021 where we all pretend it's normal 87 00:03:07,063 --> 00:03:09,273 that Goofy's walking you down the aisle. 88 00:03:09,315 --> 00:03:10,817 - I love career fair. 89 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:14,445 Unfortunately, I won't be able to make it this year. 90 00:03:14,487 --> 00:03:15,655 [soft dramatic music] 91 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:18,741 I'm working on something pretty important. 92 00:03:18,783 --> 00:03:20,410 - Stop acting so mysterious. 93 00:03:20,451 --> 00:03:22,120 You're obviously just pranking Toddman again. 94 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:23,329 - Am I? 95 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:25,373 Or perhaps I'm turning a new leaf. 96 00:03:25,415 --> 00:03:27,792 May chance the jester is taking off-- 97 00:03:27,834 --> 00:03:29,919 - I'm not going either, but I have a good excuse. 98 00:03:29,961 --> 00:03:32,630 It sounds boring. - Aisha, come on. 99 00:03:32,672 --> 00:03:34,966 The Bayside Career Fair is a huge deal. 100 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:37,343 It's where Jeffrey Katzenberg found his new job 101 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:38,803 after Quibi flopped. 102 00:03:38,845 --> 00:03:40,805 - So it's not gonna be like the Douglas Career Fair 103 00:03:40,847 --> 00:03:42,807 where the teachers made us update their LinkedIn profiles 104 00:03:42,849 --> 00:03:44,642 so they could look for other teaching jobs? 105 00:03:44,684 --> 00:03:47,228 - Nope, and did I mention that some of the booths 106 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:49,105 will be giving out free merch? 107 00:03:49,147 --> 00:03:50,773 - Wait, are we talking, like, 108 00:03:50,815 --> 00:03:52,608 bumper stickers or free clothes? 109 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:54,652 You know Aisha loves a big-ass sleep shirt. 110 00:03:54,694 --> 00:03:55,737 Okay, it doesn't matter. I'm in. 111 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:56,821 - Good. 112 00:03:56,863 --> 00:03:58,364 Now, everyone, on the count of three, 113 00:03:58,406 --> 00:03:59,407 "Career fair rocks." 114 00:03:59,449 --> 00:04:01,075 One, two, three! 115 00:04:01,117 --> 00:04:02,994 Career fair rohh... 116 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:05,538 I meant we all say it. 117 00:04:05,580 --> 00:04:06,914 - We know what you meant. 118 00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:09,876 [quirky music] 119 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:14,005 * * 120 00:04:14,047 --> 00:04:15,423 - Hey, guys. 121 00:04:15,465 --> 00:04:16,799 - Slater! - Hey, what's up, man? 122 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:18,843 - Hey, how are you? - Hey. 123 00:04:18,885 --> 00:04:20,928 Good. Lisa. 124 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:22,680 - Hey. - So good to see you. 125 00:04:22,722 --> 00:04:24,223 The kids are freaking out that you're here. 126 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:25,558 - Oh, it's true. 127 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,560 I've already sent tons of girls to detention 128 00:04:27,602 --> 00:04:29,395 for wearing your jeans with the butt cut out. 129 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:30,980 - Aw. 130 00:04:31,022 --> 00:04:32,774 - Hey, where should I put this jar of meditation breaths? 131 00:04:32,815 --> 00:04:34,942 - Oh, you didn't open it, did you? 132 00:04:34,984 --> 00:04:37,862 - No. Om. 133 00:04:37,904 --> 00:04:40,364 - Well, Kelly, it looks like Dr. Happy 134 00:04:40,406 --> 00:04:41,657 is doing really great. 135 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:43,159 - Yeah, I guess after 2020, 136 00:04:43,201 --> 00:04:45,119 people really need optimism more than ever. 137 00:04:45,161 --> 00:04:47,538 A couple of companies offered to buy me out. 138 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:48,539 - You know, a lot of people are trying to buy 139 00:04:48,581 --> 00:04:50,083 my stuff right now as well. 140 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:53,002 I'm currently selling a pound of my socks on Craigslist. 141 00:04:53,044 --> 00:04:55,546 Between us, stuffed some of the bag with yarn. 142 00:04:55,588 --> 00:04:58,383 [chuckles] 143 00:04:58,424 --> 00:05:01,803 Anyways, where's your booth at, Preppy? 144 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:03,554 - Oh, no, no, I'm just here to help out Kelly. 145 00:05:03,596 --> 00:05:05,223 I mean, what would I put on a booth? 146 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:06,224 Disgraced governor? 147 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:07,183 [chuckles] 148 00:05:07,225 --> 00:05:08,393 - Right. 149 00:05:08,434 --> 00:05:09,894 What would I put on mine? 150 00:05:09,936 --> 00:05:14,148 Coach/gym teacher/part-time bingo puller at the church? 151 00:05:14,190 --> 00:05:16,401 - Do my eyes deceive me? 152 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:18,486 The old gang back together again. 153 00:05:18,528 --> 00:05:19,904 - Ron-Ron! 154 00:05:19,946 --> 00:05:21,280 - Call me a hare 155 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:23,741 'cause I'm racing to that Turtle. 156 00:05:23,783 --> 00:05:25,743 [laughter] - How you been? 157 00:05:25,785 --> 00:05:28,496 - Oh, good, good--well, bad. 158 00:05:28,538 --> 00:05:31,040 Career fair has always got me on edge. 159 00:05:31,082 --> 00:05:32,542 - So Kelly-- 160 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:34,377 - You know, 'cause of what your son did to me last year. 161 00:05:34,419 --> 00:05:36,087 I won't bore you with the details. 162 00:05:36,129 --> 00:05:37,505 - Okay, so Lisa-- 163 00:05:37,547 --> 00:05:38,756 - Long story short, 164 00:05:38,798 --> 00:05:41,759 I can no longer produce my own saliva. 165 00:05:41,801 --> 00:05:43,636 - Oh. - Sorry about that. 166 00:05:43,678 --> 00:05:45,638 One of the side effects of his ADHD medication 167 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,223 is he's "The Omen." 168 00:05:47,265 --> 00:05:48,599 - He didn't happen to mention 169 00:05:48,641 --> 00:05:51,144 that he was planning anything this year? 170 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:52,937 - You know, he did say that 171 00:05:52,979 --> 00:05:56,190 he was working on something pretty important, but-- 172 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:57,233 - But what? 173 00:05:57,275 --> 00:05:58,693 - Since we're both free men, 174 00:05:58,735 --> 00:05:59,861 you want to ditch this dump and go hang? 175 00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:01,612 - Oh, Kelly, can I? I finished my work. 176 00:06:01,654 --> 00:06:03,114 - But what? - Yeah, that's fine. 177 00:06:03,156 --> 00:06:04,866 Just don't spoil your appetite before dinner, okay? 178 00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:06,325 We're having a pizza party. 179 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:08,578 * * 180 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:10,621 - But what? 181 00:06:10,663 --> 00:06:12,790 - You get to travel, and there's no feeling 182 00:06:12,832 --> 00:06:14,625 like looking down at the world from the sky. 183 00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:16,377 - I know what you mean. 184 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:17,420 In "Grand Theft Auto," 185 00:06:17,462 --> 00:06:18,963 sometimes after I steal a plane, 186 00:06:19,005 --> 00:06:20,214 I just want to take in the view. 187 00:06:20,256 --> 00:06:21,674 - Flight simulator games 188 00:06:21,716 --> 00:06:23,634 are what made me want to be a pilot. 189 00:06:23,676 --> 00:06:25,887 - Really? - Okay, well, thank you. 190 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:29,974 I don't think this is for us. We should keep moving. 191 00:06:30,016 --> 00:06:32,143 - Daisy, that was the first time I was interested 192 00:06:32,185 --> 00:06:33,811 in what a white man wearing a hat had to say. 193 00:06:33,853 --> 00:06:35,855 - And you were kind of rude. 194 00:06:35,897 --> 00:06:37,356 - I don't mean to be, but there are a lot of booths 195 00:06:37,398 --> 00:06:39,567 and not that much time, and nobody ever found 196 00:06:39,609 --> 00:06:40,985 their dream career by being polite. 197 00:06:41,027 --> 00:06:43,071 - Emily Post, Mister Rogers, Ed Sheeran. 198 00:06:43,112 --> 00:06:44,489 - We're already behind schedule. 199 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:45,490 Aisha, vamanos. 200 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:46,532 - Hang on. 201 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:47,909 This chump's got good stuff. 202 00:06:49,744 --> 00:06:51,162 Hello, sir, um... 203 00:06:51,204 --> 00:06:52,997 I'll take one of your tiny fans, please. 204 00:06:53,039 --> 00:06:55,416 - Now, are you actually interested in our company? 205 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:58,586 'Cause I just heard you say, "This chump's got good stuff." 206 00:06:58,628 --> 00:07:00,296 - Oh, I'm interested. 207 00:07:00,338 --> 00:07:01,923 You know, ever since I was five years old, 208 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:05,134 I've always dreamed of being a... 209 00:07:05,176 --> 00:07:07,804 "Peenix" Dynamics, yeah. 210 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,847 - Oh, hey, I'm actually interested in consulting. 211 00:07:09,889 --> 00:07:12,350 I was just reading about RBL Solutions. 212 00:07:12,392 --> 00:07:14,310 - RBL? Ugh. 213 00:07:14,352 --> 00:07:15,812 More like "Really Big Liars," 214 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:17,688 considering their projections for Q4. 215 00:07:17,730 --> 00:07:20,775 Here, take a fan. I'll get you a pamphlet. 216 00:07:22,235 --> 00:07:24,695 - The trick is to namedrop their biggest competitor. 217 00:07:24,737 --> 00:07:27,240 I just mentioned the Army to the Navy recruiter, 218 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,075 and she told me I could have my birthday 219 00:07:29,117 --> 00:07:31,786 on a aircraft carrier. - Wow. 220 00:07:31,828 --> 00:07:34,539 Are you, like, the Danny Ocean of merch? 221 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:35,748 Hey, would you ever want to team up? 222 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:37,708 - Hmm, I said I was out, 223 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:41,462 but you're pulling me in for one last job? 224 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:44,298 Sure, let's do it. - All right. 225 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:51,431 * * 226 00:07:51,764 --> 00:07:53,558 - Not this time, Mac Morris. 227 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:56,644 * * 228 00:07:56,686 --> 00:07:58,312 - Stop! - Oh! 229 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:05,403 Oh, oh, oh, oh! I am so, so sorry. 230 00:08:05,445 --> 00:08:07,071 I thought that was dynamite 231 00:08:07,113 --> 00:08:09,323 and you were a boy I'm afraid of. 232 00:08:09,365 --> 00:08:10,533 Please carry on. 233 00:08:10,575 --> 00:08:12,285 - You should really put some ice on that. 234 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:13,411 - Oh, yeah. 235 00:08:13,453 --> 00:08:15,747 I have a Hungry-Man Salisbury meat wad 236 00:08:15,788 --> 00:08:17,415 defrosting under my desk. 237 00:08:17,457 --> 00:08:18,416 I'll just use that. 238 00:08:18,458 --> 00:08:21,461 - Or you could... - Okay. 239 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:22,837 - Okay. Hop on. 240 00:08:22,879 --> 00:08:24,756 - Thank you. - Hi. 241 00:08:24,797 --> 00:08:26,090 I'm Claire. 242 00:08:26,132 --> 00:08:28,551 - Oh, hey, Claire. Ron Toddman. 243 00:08:28,593 --> 00:08:30,261 - You have a lovely eye, Ron. 244 00:08:30,303 --> 00:08:31,763 I'm sure the other one is nice too. 245 00:08:31,804 --> 00:08:33,931 it's just-- it's under the ice pack. 246 00:08:33,973 --> 00:08:35,933 - Well, that's kind of you to say. 247 00:08:35,975 --> 00:08:38,895 Hey, how did you know my name? 248 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:43,816 - Oh, you just told me. - No, you're not real. 249 00:08:43,858 --> 00:08:45,651 - What? I-- 250 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,697 - You almost had me, Mac. 251 00:08:49,739 --> 00:08:51,949 - Claire. - Except for one thing. 252 00:08:51,991 --> 00:08:55,953 Why would a gorgeous woman ever be nice to me? 253 00:08:55,995 --> 00:08:57,497 - I beg your pardon? - What's he doing? 254 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:58,790 Is he hiding in the vents? 255 00:08:58,831 --> 00:09:00,625 Is he feeding you lies through an earpiece? 256 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,585 - I don't even-- - Hear this, Mac! 257 00:09:02,627 --> 00:09:06,798 This is the last career fair you'll ruin for me! 258 00:09:06,839 --> 00:09:09,759 I'm coming for you! 259 00:09:09,801 --> 00:09:13,721 Oh, yes. I'm coming for you. 260 00:09:13,763 --> 00:09:15,473 * * 261 00:09:15,515 --> 00:09:16,974 - [grunts] 262 00:09:17,016 --> 00:09:19,394 Told ya. Abs of steel. 263 00:09:19,435 --> 00:09:21,771 And that's just from crunches and diarrhea tea, bro. 264 00:09:21,813 --> 00:09:24,690 - Damn, why am I paying Manny Pacquiao 265 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,234 1,200 bucks an hour to come over 266 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:27,610 and chase me around my house with a broom? 267 00:09:27,652 --> 00:09:29,153 - [laughs] This is fun, man. 268 00:09:29,195 --> 00:09:30,738 - Yeah. 269 00:09:30,780 --> 00:09:33,157 - You know, you're gonna laugh at me, 270 00:09:33,199 --> 00:09:35,785 but I was actually kind of worried about today. 271 00:09:35,827 --> 00:09:38,079 I thought I'd be the only loser without a booth. 272 00:09:38,121 --> 00:09:41,916 - Oh, dude, dude, I get it, but if it makes you feel 273 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:44,252 any better, my life sucks so bad right now. 274 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:46,462 - [chuckles] My life sucks pretty bad too. 275 00:09:46,504 --> 00:09:49,841 - Not more than mine, friend. I got nothing going on. 276 00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:51,342 I keep buying TVs 277 00:09:51,384 --> 00:09:53,386 because mounting them gives me a project to do. 278 00:09:53,428 --> 00:09:55,763 Our kitchen looks like a freaking sports bar. 279 00:09:55,805 --> 00:09:57,181 - At least you have a kitchen. 280 00:09:57,223 --> 00:09:59,183 I gotta boil my spaghetti in the bathtub. 281 00:09:59,225 --> 00:10:02,353 - [chuckles] Hey, friendly wager. 282 00:10:02,395 --> 00:10:04,522 50 bucks says that my life sucks more than yours. 283 00:10:04,564 --> 00:10:06,441 * * 284 00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:09,569 - Okay, look, I know we used to bet a lot, 285 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,028 back in the day, but come on. 286 00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:12,530 This isn't a competition, Preppy. 287 00:10:12,572 --> 00:10:15,658 - Yeah, it won't be because I always win. 288 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:19,078 * * 289 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,539 - Make it 100, and you're on. 290 00:10:21,581 --> 00:10:23,124 * * 291 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:26,252 - Okay, that--that's a dollar. 292 00:10:26,294 --> 00:10:29,130 * * 293 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:33,801 - Oh, my gosh, Lisa Turtle. It's me, Lexi. 294 00:10:33,843 --> 00:10:35,011 I was in the front row of your show 295 00:10:35,053 --> 00:10:37,430 at Paris Fashion Week. - Oh, right. 296 00:10:37,472 --> 00:10:38,681 I remember you. 297 00:10:38,723 --> 00:10:40,516 You got kicked out for being completely nude. 298 00:10:40,558 --> 00:10:42,894 - You could see the outfit if you were wearing VR goggles, 299 00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:44,729 but I'm glad I made a good impression. 300 00:10:44,771 --> 00:10:46,564 Have a good day, queen. 301 00:10:46,606 --> 00:10:49,150 - All right. Lisa, think. 302 00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:51,277 Who's a good guy we can get Jessie set up with? 303 00:10:51,319 --> 00:10:53,780 - Uh, how about Zack's old lieutenant governor? 304 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:56,074 - Nah, Ja Rule's too short for her. 305 00:10:56,115 --> 00:10:57,700 - Guys, I'm not going on a date. 306 00:10:57,742 --> 00:10:58,910 It's too soon. 307 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:01,120 - It's always gonna feel too soon. 308 00:11:01,162 --> 00:11:03,664 You just gotta break the seal. Ooh, what about Seal? 309 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,249 - No, Heidi's a friend. 310 00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:07,043 - Well, maybe I don't need a relationship. 311 00:11:07,085 --> 00:11:08,878 My life is really full. 312 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,463 Jamie, my work. 313 00:11:10,505 --> 00:11:12,131 I just planted a little vegetable garden, 314 00:11:12,173 --> 00:11:13,508 and by the end of summer, 315 00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:16,094 I'll have three small tomatoes that taste bad. 316 00:11:16,135 --> 00:11:18,012 - So you're never gonna date again? 317 00:11:18,054 --> 00:11:19,263 - I don't know. 318 00:11:19,305 --> 00:11:22,100 I just hate the idea of starting over. 319 00:11:22,141 --> 00:11:24,852 I thought my life would be more figured out by now. 320 00:11:24,894 --> 00:11:26,979 - Nobody's got it figured out, honey. 321 00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:29,107 - You do. You're doing great. 322 00:11:29,148 --> 00:11:32,944 - I am in a creative rut. I mean, do you see this stuff? 323 00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:35,321 - What? It's fun and retro. 324 00:11:35,363 --> 00:11:38,282 They look like clothes I would have worn in high school. 325 00:11:38,324 --> 00:11:41,119 [chuckles] Wait. 326 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,413 I did wear this in high school. It says "Jessie." 327 00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:45,206 - Yeah, I couldn't think of a collection, 328 00:11:45,248 --> 00:11:46,916 so I just dug through my parents' garage. 329 00:11:46,958 --> 00:11:48,292 - Oh, that explains why 330 00:11:48,334 --> 00:11:49,877 that mannequin is wearing a box of Christmas lights. 331 00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:52,296 * * 332 00:11:52,338 --> 00:11:55,049 - Guys, I don't have it figured out either. 333 00:11:55,091 --> 00:11:56,509 I've been going behind Zack's back 334 00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:57,468 to meet with a man... 335 00:11:57,510 --> 00:11:58,886 both: What? 336 00:11:58,928 --> 00:12:00,888 - Who's secretly tutoring me for the MCATs. 337 00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:02,682 - Why did you tell it like that? 338 00:12:02,724 --> 00:12:04,475 - I mean, my company 339 00:12:04,517 --> 00:12:07,729 is doing great, but I want to help people. 340 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,397 - But you do help people. - No. 341 00:12:09,439 --> 00:12:11,816 I sell snake oil to rich idiots. 342 00:12:11,858 --> 00:12:12,984 Literally. 343 00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:14,402 Cobra chai. 344 00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:17,989 It's tea with venom in it to puff up your lips. 345 00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:20,700 No, I want to help people for real. 346 00:12:20,742 --> 00:12:22,326 - Oh, wow. 347 00:12:22,368 --> 00:12:25,997 I had no idea that was going on for you or you, Lisa. 348 00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:27,665 Thank you, ladies, for sharing. 349 00:12:27,707 --> 00:12:30,418 I mean who needs a man when you have such loyal female-- 350 00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:33,129 - Shut up, bitch. A man's checking you out. 351 00:12:34,047 --> 00:12:35,465 * * 352 00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:38,259 - No, he isn't. - Oh, my God, yes, he is. 353 00:12:38,301 --> 00:12:40,303 - I'm telling you, guys. He isn't. 354 00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:41,929 - Compliments of the fireman, miss. 355 00:12:41,971 --> 00:12:49,062 * * 356 00:12:50,563 --> 00:12:51,939 - Oh. 357 00:12:56,194 --> 00:12:57,528 - Jessie, just go flirt with him. 358 00:12:57,570 --> 00:12:58,696 - How? 359 00:12:58,738 --> 00:13:00,198 The last time I flirted with a stranger 360 00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:02,366 I told a guy at Sam Goody that his trucker hat was crunk. 361 00:13:02,408 --> 00:13:04,118 - Look, all you have to do 362 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:07,121 is walk over there and be grown and sexy. 363 00:13:07,163 --> 00:13:09,165 - I don't know how to do that. - Okay. 364 00:13:09,207 --> 00:13:12,794 When was the last time you felt really desirable and confident? 365 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,629 I mean, for me, it was this morning when I wore 366 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:16,881 a whipped cream bikini for Zack for breakfast. 367 00:13:16,923 --> 00:13:18,132 - I mean there was 368 00:13:18,174 --> 00:13:20,510 that couple months I spent in Las Vegas. 369 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:21,844 - When was that? 370 00:13:21,886 --> 00:13:24,555 - After college, but I'm not that girl anymore. 371 00:13:24,597 --> 00:13:26,474 - Oh, you will be once I get through with you. 372 00:13:27,892 --> 00:13:29,185 - You think your life sucks? 373 00:13:29,227 --> 00:13:30,770 I use spray-on hair fibers 374 00:13:30,812 --> 00:13:33,272 to create the appearance of thicker, fuller hair. 375 00:13:33,314 --> 00:13:34,690 - Really? Wow. 376 00:13:34,732 --> 00:13:36,943 You can't even tell. It looks completely natural. 377 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:40,363 Which is why you didn't know that I use it, too, player. 378 00:13:40,405 --> 00:13:43,241 - Ugh! All right, all right. 379 00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:45,743 Do you get up to pee six times a night? 380 00:13:45,785 --> 00:13:48,538 - Seven, and that's after I fall asleep 20 minutes 381 00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:50,415 into a movie that I really wanted to see. 382 00:13:50,456 --> 00:13:52,458 - But did the entire state of California 383 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,001 vote to get rid of you? 384 00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:55,503 - I wouldn't know if they did 385 00:13:55,545 --> 00:13:58,047 'cause I'm not subscribed to a single newspaper. 386 00:13:58,089 --> 00:13:59,632 Too poor to afford it. 387 00:13:59,674 --> 00:14:01,592 Too dumb to understand the articles. 388 00:14:01,634 --> 00:14:03,594 - All right, all right. You ready for this one? 389 00:14:03,636 --> 00:14:05,471 Are you ready to lose 100 bucks? 390 00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:06,806 - Oh, I'm already late on all my bills. 391 00:14:06,848 --> 00:14:08,057 Bring it on, baby. 392 00:14:08,099 --> 00:14:11,102 - I took a job here to get close to my son, 393 00:14:11,144 --> 00:14:13,354 and since I'm such an annoying loser, 394 00:14:13,396 --> 00:14:15,440 he kicked me out after a week. 395 00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:17,233 - Oh, you want to talk about a pathetic loser? 396 00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:18,818 This guy right here, 397 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:21,154 pathetic sack of dog crap is still pining 398 00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:23,239 after the same girl he loved in high school. 399 00:14:23,281 --> 00:14:25,116 - Kelly? - Jessie. 400 00:14:25,158 --> 00:14:26,868 She was a pain in the ass back then. 401 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:30,246 She still is, and guess what. I can't get enough of it. 402 00:14:30,288 --> 00:14:32,206 And here's the kicker. You ready for this? 403 00:14:32,248 --> 00:14:33,666 I'm such a miserable coward, 404 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:35,585 I can't even tell her how I feel. 405 00:14:37,128 --> 00:14:39,088 - Goddamn, that sucks. You win. 406 00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:42,258 - Yes! [laughs] 407 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:46,971 - [sighs] Hey, double or nothing. 408 00:14:47,013 --> 00:14:50,308 Bet you can't eat ten scoops of this protein powder. 409 00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:54,854 Triple or nothing. I'll eat the whole tub. 410 00:14:54,896 --> 00:14:58,649 * * 411 00:14:58,691 --> 00:15:01,486 - Thanks to Aisha and Chloe who wasted so much time 412 00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:03,780 at the last booth, we are now behind schedule 413 00:15:03,821 --> 00:15:07,784 by 6 minutes and 14-- no, 15--no, 16-- 414 00:15:07,825 --> 00:15:10,495 - It wasn't a waste of time. We got a bunch of free stuff. 415 00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:12,705 - Yeah, and you don't know. I may work at a paper mill. 416 00:15:12,747 --> 00:15:15,124 - I actually was interested in being a video game designer, 417 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:16,751 but you wouldn't let me stop. 418 00:15:16,793 --> 00:15:19,462 - That's like a fantasy job every kid wishes he had. 419 00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:21,422 It's like wanting to be a candy tester. 420 00:15:21,464 --> 00:15:25,093 - That actually is a real job, and I hate it. 421 00:15:25,134 --> 00:15:26,928 - Ugh! - You need a toothbrush. 422 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,346 - What's up with his teeth? 423 00:15:28,388 --> 00:15:30,390 - Look, this career fair isn't a joke, 424 00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:32,600 especially for the three of us. 425 00:15:32,642 --> 00:15:35,686 The Bayside kids are just gonna get jobs at their dads' firms 426 00:15:35,728 --> 00:15:38,147 or pursue meaningless passions that don't make 'em any money. 427 00:15:38,189 --> 00:15:40,483 - Guys, look! I got a job. 428 00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:44,112 I'm gonna be a doula for expecting fathers. 429 00:15:44,153 --> 00:15:46,239 - Ugh, we don't have it like that, 430 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,949 so we need to take it seriously. 431 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,534 - That's not fair, Daisy. 432 00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:51,828 Bayside kids are taking this seriously too. 433 00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:54,163 Like, I have a lot of questions about being an influencer 434 00:15:54,205 --> 00:15:56,124 if this bitch ever shows up. 435 00:15:56,165 --> 00:15:59,168 * * 436 00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:00,670 Okay, it's me. 437 00:16:00,712 --> 00:16:01,838 * * 438 00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:04,132 - Oh, my God, Lisa. We nailed it. 439 00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:05,550 * * 440 00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:08,386 - Now, remember. You are sexy and confident. 441 00:16:08,428 --> 00:16:10,763 - You are that girl in Las Vegas. 442 00:16:10,805 --> 00:16:13,725 Go to him. - [exhales sharply] 443 00:16:18,354 --> 00:16:20,189 [upbeat rock music] 444 00:16:20,231 --> 00:16:21,190 - Okay. 445 00:16:21,232 --> 00:16:27,280 * * 446 00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:28,990 - Hey. 447 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,324 - Hi. 448 00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:31,617 I was hoping you'd come over. 449 00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:33,578 - Thanks for the drink, darling. 450 00:16:34,746 --> 00:16:37,915 Just so you know, I'm not a prize to be won. 451 00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:39,876 - Oh, yeah, yeah, cool. 452 00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:41,252 I, um... 453 00:16:42,045 --> 00:16:43,379 So where are you from? 454 00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:45,965 - Different places. 455 00:16:46,007 --> 00:16:50,887 - Oh, but like, LA or... 456 00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:52,680 - Yeah. Keep going. 457 00:16:55,099 --> 00:17:01,981 * * 458 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,402 - Oh, uh, hey. You shouldn't lean on that. 459 00:17:06,444 --> 00:17:08,988 - Oh, yeah? I'm a dancer. 460 00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:10,740 What you gonna do about it? 461 00:17:10,782 --> 00:17:11,741 - [chuckles] 462 00:17:11,783 --> 00:17:13,451 Well, I'm not the fire marshal 463 00:17:13,493 --> 00:17:16,162 for this district, so I can't do much, 464 00:17:16,204 --> 00:17:17,914 but it is a safety hazard. 465 00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:19,916 - Well, maybe I'm done playing it safe. 466 00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:22,835 - * She's got one foot out the door * 467 00:17:22,877 --> 00:17:27,048 * On the floor before she even arrives * 468 00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:28,508 - [grunts] - [both gasp] 469 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:29,926 - Oh, my God, I'm sorry! I'm so sorry. 470 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:31,260 - Ah! You broke my nose! 471 00:17:31,302 --> 00:17:32,970 - Oh, my God. What was that? 472 00:17:33,012 --> 00:17:34,472 - You said to channel Vegas. 473 00:17:34,514 --> 00:17:37,558 - What the hell did you do in Vegas? 474 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,018 - She broke my nose! 475 00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:41,813 - So people pay you just to balance their checkbooks? 476 00:17:41,854 --> 00:17:43,231 - Mm-hmm. 477 00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:44,357 - I do that for my grandma for free. 478 00:17:44,399 --> 00:17:45,942 - Well, DeVante-- 479 00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:47,860 - How many women do you have on your board? 480 00:17:47,902 --> 00:17:50,446 - Uh, one. 481 00:17:50,488 --> 00:17:52,698 - How many women do you hope to have by 2025? 482 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:54,033 - Uh, two? 483 00:17:54,075 --> 00:17:57,328 - I also have a question relating to women. 484 00:17:57,370 --> 00:18:00,498 Those sweatshirts back there, do they come in women's sizes? 485 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:02,583 - Yes, piggybacking off of my colleague, 486 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:04,168 could we also get the sweatpants? 487 00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:05,962 - Mmm, yes. 488 00:18:07,505 --> 00:18:09,090 - That's it! 489 00:18:09,132 --> 00:18:11,342 If you don't want to take your future seriously, 490 00:18:11,384 --> 00:18:12,552 then fine, but you're not wasting 491 00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:13,928 any more of our time. 492 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:16,431 - Okay, great, I didn't want to be here anyway. 493 00:18:16,472 --> 00:18:19,100 - Then leave. - Gladly. 494 00:18:19,142 --> 00:18:20,977 - You too, chuckles. 495 00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:23,354 - Wow. 496 00:18:23,396 --> 00:18:25,773 - Yeah. Unbelievable. 497 00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:27,734 She has no idea how much pressure I'm under. 498 00:18:27,775 --> 00:18:30,611 Everyone's always like, "You're smart, Daisy. 499 00:18:30,653 --> 00:18:31,988 You're gonna do big things." 500 00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:33,489 Well, I don't know what those things are, 501 00:18:33,531 --> 00:18:36,325 and today was a chance to figure it out. 502 00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:37,869 Why would Aisha ruin that for me? 503 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:38,828 - I don't know. 504 00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:40,788 You ruined it for me. - What? 505 00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:42,415 - You know all that supportive and encouraging stuff 506 00:18:42,457 --> 00:18:43,499 people say to you? 507 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:44,667 Yeah, I don't get any of that. 508 00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:46,210 I get, "Stay out of trouble," 509 00:18:46,252 --> 00:18:48,212 or, "Your GED is an option." 510 00:18:48,254 --> 00:18:50,131 So it was kind of nice, just for the day, to hear, 511 00:18:50,173 --> 00:18:54,552 "You could fly a plane," or analyze a...system. 512 00:18:54,594 --> 00:18:55,845 Yeah, I don't know what that guy was saying, 513 00:18:55,887 --> 00:18:58,097 but he thought I could do it. 514 00:18:58,139 --> 00:19:00,433 Look, I was really excited about today, 515 00:19:00,475 --> 00:19:02,685 but whatever. 516 00:19:02,727 --> 00:19:05,855 [soft dramatic music] 517 00:19:05,897 --> 00:19:07,815 * * 518 00:19:07,857 --> 00:19:09,525 - You lost. 519 00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:11,277 I just got that nun's phone number. 520 00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:12,320 Pony up. 521 00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:13,863 [quirky music] 522 00:19:13,905 --> 00:19:16,741 Hey, champ. - Please, I'm so paranoid. 523 00:19:16,783 --> 00:19:19,368 I've sprained my neck looking for buckets over doorways. 524 00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:20,578 I haven't peed since this morning 525 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:21,537 because I'm afraid of what your son 526 00:19:21,579 --> 00:19:22,622 may have put in the toilet. 527 00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:23,998 My brother called me. 528 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,501 First time in 15 years. I thought it was Mac. 529 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,294 I called him a weasel, which is the whole reason 530 00:19:28,336 --> 00:19:31,506 my brother stopped talking to me in the first place. 531 00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:32,965 Where is your son? 532 00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:33,966 - I don't know. 533 00:19:34,008 --> 00:19:35,134 He just texted me, 534 00:19:35,176 --> 00:19:36,636 "Everything's going according to plan." 535 00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:37,762 Purple devil emoji. 536 00:19:37,804 --> 00:19:39,639 So I really wouldn't worry about it. 537 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,600 - Purple devil. - All right, preppy. 538 00:19:42,642 --> 00:19:44,977 Septuple or nothing. I gotta win my money back. 539 00:19:45,019 --> 00:19:47,939 - Okay, okay. You want one last bet? 540 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,232 Oh. 541 00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:51,150 You have to tell Jessie you're in love with her. 542 00:19:51,192 --> 00:19:53,069 - Oh, hell no. - Why? 543 00:19:53,111 --> 00:19:55,196 You are. What? 544 00:19:55,238 --> 00:19:58,741 Is big, bad Slater a scared, little bitch 545 00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:00,493 too afraid to say "I wuv you" 546 00:20:00,535 --> 00:20:01,911 to widdle tall girl? 547 00:20:01,953 --> 00:20:04,163 - All right, fine. I'll do it. 548 00:20:04,205 --> 00:20:06,749 * * 549 00:20:11,838 --> 00:20:13,756 - Oh, my God. 550 00:20:13,798 --> 00:20:16,884 I just roundhouse kicked that guy in the face. 551 00:20:16,926 --> 00:20:19,554 - Roundhouse is generous, baby. - See? 552 00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:21,639 This is why I'm not ready to date. 553 00:20:21,681 --> 00:20:23,850 - Excuse me, guys. I need to talk to Jessie. 554 00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:25,935 Confidential school business. 555 00:20:28,271 --> 00:20:30,106 - Huh? - Hmm? 556 00:20:30,148 --> 00:20:33,651 - What's going on? - Wait, what are you wearing? 557 00:20:33,693 --> 00:20:36,779 - Oh, the girls peer pressured me into flirting with some guy, 558 00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:39,198 and I kicked him in the face. 559 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:42,243 I was trying to be sexy, but I just looked insane. 560 00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:43,828 - Come on, stop. 561 00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:45,621 Hey, at least you put yourself out there. 562 00:20:45,663 --> 00:20:47,915 And maybe you came off a little extreme, 563 00:20:47,957 --> 00:20:49,751 but you followed the directions you were given, 564 00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:51,377 and those directions were crazy. 565 00:20:51,419 --> 00:20:54,005 - Are you talking about what just happened 566 00:20:54,047 --> 00:20:55,965 or what I did in Vegas? 567 00:20:56,007 --> 00:20:57,675 - I don't know what you did in Vegas. 568 00:20:57,717 --> 00:20:58,968 - A lot. 569 00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:00,636 I almost killed a girl on a staircase. 570 00:21:00,678 --> 00:21:04,849 - Oh, okay, well, then both. 571 00:21:04,891 --> 00:21:06,934 Look, it's always scary to try something new, 572 00:21:06,976 --> 00:21:08,936 but hey, you already took the first step, 573 00:21:08,978 --> 00:21:11,105 so it can only get easier, right? 574 00:21:11,147 --> 00:21:13,941 - It's true, and if I'm being honest with myself, 575 00:21:13,983 --> 00:21:15,276 before I kicked him in the face, 576 00:21:15,318 --> 00:21:18,613 it felt nice to have someone be into me. 577 00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:21,074 And to wear "Ver-sace" again. 578 00:21:21,115 --> 00:21:24,327 - There you go. Not a total loss. 579 00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:26,162 - Thanks, Slater. 580 00:21:26,204 --> 00:21:28,372 But what about the school business? 581 00:21:28,414 --> 00:21:30,458 [soft dramatic music] 582 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:31,793 - It can wait. 583 00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,669 * * 584 00:21:33,711 --> 00:21:37,006 - Look, I love that they're trying to be more inclusive, 585 00:21:37,048 --> 00:21:38,591 but I'm really in my feelings about this 586 00:21:38,633 --> 00:21:40,134 AT&T wireless do-rag. 587 00:21:40,176 --> 00:21:41,719 [both laugh] 588 00:21:41,761 --> 00:21:44,389 - You know, for a thing that I didn't want to go to at all, 589 00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:45,890 it's been a really great day. 590 00:21:45,932 --> 00:21:48,393 - Yeah, except for the part 591 00:21:48,434 --> 00:21:50,269 where I got into a giant fight with Daisy. 592 00:21:50,311 --> 00:21:52,021 - I think she was being kind of bossy. 593 00:21:52,063 --> 00:21:54,107 Like, she made me pee in a GoGirl 594 00:21:54,148 --> 00:21:55,358 so I wouldn't slow us down. 595 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:59,404 - Yeah, but she's also kind of right. 596 00:21:59,445 --> 00:22:01,656 I should probably take this stuff more seriously. 597 00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:04,242 It just freaks me out. 598 00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:05,993 - Hey, I don't know what I want to be either, 599 00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:09,330 but isn't that kind of exciting? 600 00:22:09,372 --> 00:22:11,707 Like, if you don't know what's gonna happen, 601 00:22:11,749 --> 00:22:13,876 then anything can happen. 602 00:22:13,918 --> 00:22:15,795 * * 603 00:22:15,837 --> 00:22:16,796 [chuckles] 604 00:22:16,838 --> 00:22:18,297 * * 605 00:22:18,339 --> 00:22:21,008 - Wow. Did you just think of that? 606 00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:23,261 - Yeah, no, that's actually a slogan 607 00:22:23,302 --> 00:22:25,596 I've been trying to get going for a while. 608 00:22:25,638 --> 00:22:26,556 - It felt right. - Okay, cool. 609 00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:27,557 - It worked. Yeah. 610 00:22:27,598 --> 00:22:30,518 [quirky music] 611 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:34,856 * * 612 00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:39,235 - What the hell is this? You're in the library? 613 00:22:39,277 --> 00:22:43,573 - I believe it's called a book-quarium, and--whoa. 614 00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:45,867 Who pranked you? - Nobody. 615 00:22:45,908 --> 00:22:48,286 I was so sure you were planning something today. 616 00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:49,871 I thought I heard you in the ceiling vent, 617 00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:51,164 so I crawled up there. 618 00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:53,207 It was only a racoon who ate my tie. 619 00:22:53,249 --> 00:22:55,126 And then I thought I saw one of your drones coming, 620 00:22:55,168 --> 00:22:56,461 so I hid in a dumpster, 621 00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:58,504 and the lunch lady dumped a bunch of breakfast 622 00:22:58,546 --> 00:23:01,340 on my head after she saw me. 623 00:23:01,382 --> 00:23:03,926 Meanwhile, the whole time, you've been in the library, 624 00:23:03,968 --> 00:23:07,930 and you're... working on something? 625 00:23:07,972 --> 00:23:09,724 - Well, since I was named spirit czar, 626 00:23:09,766 --> 00:23:11,100 I spent the day planning 627 00:23:11,142 --> 00:23:12,643 how we're gonna win the spirit competition. 628 00:23:12,685 --> 00:23:17,273 Having a well-thought-out plan is pretty important. 629 00:23:17,315 --> 00:23:19,942 - Mac... 630 00:23:19,984 --> 00:23:22,028 you're trying. 631 00:23:24,322 --> 00:23:27,241 I'm really proud of you. - Thanks. 632 00:23:27,283 --> 00:23:29,660 My friends don't think I'm capable of anything serious, 633 00:23:29,702 --> 00:23:31,370 but it goes to show 634 00:23:31,412 --> 00:23:33,081 you can never judge a reading square 635 00:23:33,122 --> 00:23:35,291 by its shell, right? 636 00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:39,962 - Huh, well, if you weren't pranking me, 637 00:23:40,004 --> 00:23:44,509 that means that Claire was just--oh, my God. 638 00:23:44,550 --> 00:23:47,512 [quirky music] 639 00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:48,554 * * 640 00:23:48,596 --> 00:23:50,348 - Hey. 641 00:23:50,390 --> 00:23:51,974 - Here, Preppy. Take your money. 642 00:23:52,016 --> 00:23:54,185 - I knew you'd wimp out. 643 00:23:54,227 --> 00:23:55,978 Wait, is "wimp" one of those words 644 00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:57,480 we aren't allowed to say anymore? 645 00:23:57,522 --> 00:23:59,232 I knew you'd pussy out. 646 00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:01,275 - No, I didn't tell Jessie how I feel 647 00:24:01,317 --> 00:24:02,944 'cause she doesn't need to hear that right now. 648 00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:04,612 - Oh. - She just got divorced. 649 00:24:04,654 --> 00:24:06,447 She needs space, not some dude creeping on her. 650 00:24:06,489 --> 00:24:07,907 - Oh. 651 00:24:07,949 --> 00:24:08,950 - It's called being a good friend. 652 00:24:08,991 --> 00:24:10,118 - Don't lecture me. 653 00:24:10,159 --> 00:24:12,036 I'm a way better friend than you. 654 00:24:12,078 --> 00:24:14,122 50 bucks says that I can maintain a pen pal much-- 655 00:24:14,163 --> 00:24:17,375 - No, no, no, no. No more bets, man. 656 00:24:17,417 --> 00:24:19,419 I don't need your approval anymore. 657 00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:22,422 I've got a therapist now. I need hers. 658 00:24:22,463 --> 00:24:26,259 - Wait, you're in therapy? Oh, dude, that sucks. 659 00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:28,052 Why didn't you mention that earlier? 660 00:24:28,094 --> 00:24:30,012 - 'Cause it doesn't make my life suck. 661 00:24:30,054 --> 00:24:32,140 As a matter of fact, it might be making it better. 662 00:24:32,181 --> 00:24:35,017 - Huh. I'm proud of you, man. 663 00:24:35,059 --> 00:24:37,645 - Thanks. I'm pretty proud of me too. 664 00:24:37,687 --> 00:24:39,647 - I'm more proud of you. 665 00:24:39,689 --> 00:24:41,190 * * 666 00:24:41,232 --> 00:24:42,650 - I think you misunderstood. 667 00:24:42,692 --> 00:24:44,902 Oh, Claire, I'm really just a nice, normal man. 668 00:24:44,944 --> 00:24:47,029 Uh, I love you? 669 00:24:49,699 --> 00:24:51,451 - Well, well, well. 670 00:24:51,492 --> 00:24:53,995 Look who suddenly wants to design video games. 671 00:24:54,036 --> 00:24:55,455 - It's not for me. 672 00:24:55,496 --> 00:24:57,498 I felt so bad I spent the rest of career fair 673 00:24:57,540 --> 00:24:59,917 getting pamphlets for jobs you might like. 674 00:24:59,959 --> 00:25:01,461 - Thanks. Wait. 675 00:25:01,502 --> 00:25:03,963 "Tonight Show" host? Was Jimmy Fallon here? 676 00:25:04,005 --> 00:25:04,922 - No. It was just Leno. 677 00:25:04,964 --> 00:25:05,923 both: Oh. 678 00:25:05,965 --> 00:25:07,508 - I'm sorry. 679 00:25:07,550 --> 00:25:09,552 I was so focused on my thing, I wasn't thinking about you. 680 00:25:11,637 --> 00:25:12,889 And Aisha-- 681 00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:15,266 - Girl, don't trip. You were right. 682 00:25:15,308 --> 00:25:18,394 I have to focus on my future at some point. 683 00:25:18,436 --> 00:25:19,854 High school doesn't last forever. 684 00:25:19,896 --> 00:25:20,855 - I know, right? 685 00:25:20,897 --> 00:25:22,065 [laughter] 686 00:25:22,106 --> 00:25:23,816 - Ron? Ron, come here. 687 00:25:23,858 --> 00:25:24,859 - What's up, Ron? 688 00:25:24,901 --> 00:25:26,069 - Hey. - Hi. 689 00:25:26,110 --> 00:25:27,862 - Hey, listen. 690 00:25:27,904 --> 00:25:29,655 Jamie's gonna spend the night at our house tonight. 691 00:25:29,697 --> 00:25:32,033 - Which means we're all going to party at Jessie's. 692 00:25:32,075 --> 00:25:33,409 - Yeah. - Yeah. 693 00:25:33,451 --> 00:25:34,535 Want to come get slizzard? - Yeah. 694 00:25:34,577 --> 00:25:36,245 - We're gonna drink all the wine 695 00:25:36,287 --> 00:25:37,371 that Rene is trying to get back in the divorce. 696 00:25:37,413 --> 00:25:38,873 - Yep, and I'm gonna make some 697 00:25:38,915 --> 00:25:41,542 of my world-famous bathtub spaghetti. 698 00:25:41,584 --> 00:25:43,086 I mean, just spaghetti. 699 00:25:43,127 --> 00:25:44,879 - Well, sure. It sounds like fun. 700 00:25:44,921 --> 00:25:46,881 I mean I have to go home and change. 701 00:25:46,923 --> 00:25:50,301 - No, no. Don't change a single thing. 702 00:25:50,343 --> 00:25:52,845 The tattered clothing, the breakfast, the eye. 703 00:25:52,887 --> 00:25:53,930 [gasps] 704 00:25:53,971 --> 00:25:56,307 Ron-Ron, you've just inspired me. 705 00:25:56,349 --> 00:25:57,767 This is my entire new collection. 706 00:25:57,809 --> 00:25:59,227 - Hey. - Hey! 707 00:25:59,268 --> 00:26:01,354 - Cool. All right, okay. 708 00:26:01,396 --> 00:26:03,731 - Whoo! - Let's do this. 709 00:26:03,773 --> 00:26:05,650 [laughter] - Yeah, okay. 710 00:26:05,691 --> 00:26:07,652 * * 711 00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:10,655 [upbeat music] 712 00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:17,620 * * 713 00:26:23,793 --> 00:26:26,379 - * Every single line * 714 00:26:26,421 --> 00:26:29,882 * On your fishing pole * 715 00:26:29,924 --> 00:26:32,135 * * 716 00:26:32,176 --> 00:26:34,595 * Every single part * 717 00:26:34,637 --> 00:26:36,931 * Playing down but you know * 718 00:26:36,973 --> 00:26:40,268 * * 719 00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:42,270 * F-stop, Photoshop * 720 00:26:42,311 --> 00:26:45,148 * Baby, help me understand * 721 00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:47,692 * * 722 00:26:47,734 --> 00:26:50,445 * You know, you flashback lover * 723 00:26:50,486 --> 00:26:54,699 * Or maybe just a flash in the pan * 724 00:26:54,741 --> 00:26:56,784 * * 725 00:26:56,826 --> 00:26:58,536 * Photogenic girl * 726 00:26:58,578 --> 00:27:00,037 * She'll rock your world * 727 00:27:00,079 --> 00:27:05,668 * *