1 00:00:08,301 --> 00:00:10,928 - Okay, guys. We have a lot to get through 2 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:12,555 and not a lot of time. 3 00:00:12,597 --> 00:00:14,932 So please, no interruptions. 4 00:00:14,974 --> 00:00:17,560 - You should all be ashamed of yourselves. 5 00:00:17,602 --> 00:00:18,811 - I am! 6 00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:21,647 - We are months into the Spirit competition 7 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,274 and we are losing. 8 00:00:23,316 --> 00:00:25,735 - Um, Mac, Daisy was just in the middle of talking. 9 00:00:25,777 --> 00:00:27,904 - Who are you? Have we met? - I'm Gil. 10 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:30,448 Yesterday, you handed me a very full aquarium and said, 11 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:32,033 "Whatever you do, don't put this down," 12 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:33,201 and then never came back. 13 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:34,994 - Yet I see you don't have it now. 14 00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:38,998 Anyway, I went undercover at Valley to do some digging. 15 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,709 [mysterious music] 16 00:00:41,751 --> 00:00:42,960 * * 17 00:00:43,002 --> 00:00:44,462 - Cool walk, new kid. 18 00:00:44,504 --> 00:00:46,005 - Should I go here? 19 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:48,049 I infiltrated some of Valley's Spirit events 20 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:50,343 to see what those evil bastards have been up to. 21 00:00:50,385 --> 00:00:51,969 * * 22 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:54,972 [excited chatter] 23 00:00:55,014 --> 00:00:57,642 * * 24 00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:58,976 [laughs] 25 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:02,522 * * 26 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,274 [tattoo needle buzzing] 27 00:01:05,316 --> 00:01:08,986 [indistinct chatter] 28 00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:11,572 [music intensifies] 29 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:12,740 [gasps] 30 00:01:12,782 --> 00:01:16,327 They're already at 15,000 Spirit hours. 31 00:01:16,369 --> 00:01:18,538 We're not even halfway there. 32 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,790 - So you went to Valley 33 00:01:20,832 --> 00:01:23,292 and helped them with their Spirit hours? 34 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:25,336 - That's not the point, Gil. 35 00:01:25,378 --> 00:01:27,088 Bayside is losing. 36 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:29,549 I mean, we can't even pull off the simplest prank, 37 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,259 like stealing their mascot 38 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:33,678 or trapping their school in a giant hourglass. 39 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:37,098 Nobody is driving this train, folks. 40 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:40,017 That's why I'm appointing myself the Spirit Czar. 41 00:01:40,059 --> 00:01:41,227 - No. 42 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:43,354 Look, whether I like it or not, 43 00:01:43,396 --> 00:01:45,189 I'm in charge of the Spirit competition; 44 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:46,441 and it's on my to-do list, 45 00:01:46,482 --> 00:01:47,984 along with a million other things 46 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:49,569 like organizing the pep rally 47 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,739 and investigating whether the Founders dance is racist. 48 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,867 Oh, actually, I can check that one off--it is. 49 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:58,286 - Fine. You can be Spirit Czar. 50 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:00,079 I just hope you don't live to regret it. 51 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:03,791 - Did someone order 10,000 pounds of hourglass sand? 52 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:07,128 I need a signature from a Spirit Czar. 53 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:09,630 - Oh, yeah. She's right there. 54 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:12,341 - Unfortunately, I'm gonna need separate signatures 55 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:14,218 for every pound of sand. 56 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:17,346 I don't make the rules. 57 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:20,224 - Okay. 58 00:02:20,266 --> 00:02:21,976 [school bell rings] 59 00:02:22,018 --> 00:02:23,561 - * When I wake up in the mornin' * 60 00:02:23,603 --> 00:02:25,063 * Alarm gives out a warnin' * 61 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:27,231 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 62 00:02:27,273 --> 00:02:28,399 [school bell ringing] 63 00:02:28,441 --> 00:02:29,567 * By the time I grab my books * 64 00:02:29,609 --> 00:02:31,069 * And I give myself a look * 65 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:34,572 * I'm at the corner just in time * 66 00:02:34,614 --> 00:02:36,741 * It's all right, it's all right * 67 00:02:36,783 --> 00:02:38,868 * Saved by the bell, it's all right * 68 00:02:38,910 --> 00:02:40,703 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 69 00:02:40,745 --> 00:02:43,998 * It's all right * 70 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:47,585 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 71 00:02:47,627 --> 00:02:49,962 [school bell ringing] 72 00:02:50,296 --> 00:02:51,422 [upbeat music] 73 00:02:51,464 --> 00:02:52,799 - So in the musical, 74 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,759 I play a cruise ship singer named Penny LaPoix 75 00:02:54,801 --> 00:02:57,595 and DeVante plays a no-good dice-thrower 76 00:02:57,637 --> 00:02:59,389 named Benny "The Finger" Fingerson. 77 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:02,350 [hushed indistinct chatter] 78 00:03:02,392 --> 00:03:04,519 Um, why is everyone staring at me? 79 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,814 [gasps] Oh, no, did my sex tape leak? 80 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:10,733 How will I handle all the publicity? 81 00:03:10,775 --> 00:03:11,901 - Have you guys seen this? 82 00:03:11,943 --> 00:03:13,361 Some parents at West Beverly High 83 00:03:13,403 --> 00:03:14,695 are suing the school to get a trans girl 84 00:03:14,737 --> 00:03:16,197 kicked off the soccer team. 85 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:19,075 - Oh. 86 00:03:19,117 --> 00:03:21,619 Oh, guys, I'm fine. 87 00:03:21,661 --> 00:03:23,079 When stuff like this happens, 88 00:03:23,121 --> 00:03:26,416 everyone's instinct is to be annoying and check in. 89 00:03:26,457 --> 00:03:28,793 Please, just be normal. 90 00:03:28,835 --> 00:03:32,422 all: Okay, yes, let's all be normal. 91 00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:34,090 - Be normal or else 92 00:03:34,132 --> 00:03:35,967 I'll photoshop a tweet where you insult BTS 93 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:38,469 and their fan Army will make your life a living hell. 94 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:40,138 - Oh, nah, I'm good on that. - Okay. 95 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:41,806 - Yeah. - Oh, Daisy, 96 00:03:41,848 --> 00:03:43,516 I know you said I couldn't be Spirit Czar 97 00:03:43,558 --> 00:03:45,184 but I found a good way to rack up hours. 98 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:46,811 My godfather, Daniel Tosh, 99 00:03:46,853 --> 00:03:48,938 said that he would consider it community service 100 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:51,315 if we go to his shows and laugh at all of his jokes. 101 00:03:51,357 --> 00:03:53,109 - No, Mac. I don't want your ideas. 102 00:03:53,151 --> 00:03:55,570 And why did you put a sack of hair labeled 103 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:57,196 "For Charity" in my locker? 104 00:03:57,238 --> 00:03:59,490 - 'Cause my locker's already full of hair, dum-dum. 105 00:03:59,532 --> 00:04:01,784 - [sighs] That's better. 106 00:04:01,826 --> 00:04:04,036 Normal. 107 00:04:05,830 --> 00:04:07,248 - Hey. 108 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:09,751 I benched the striker on my soccer team so you can play. 109 00:04:09,792 --> 00:04:11,919 You're starting the big game on Friday, champ. 110 00:04:11,961 --> 00:04:13,087 - What? 111 00:04:13,129 --> 00:04:14,672 - Uh, what Coach Slater means to say 112 00:04:14,714 --> 00:04:17,258 is that we support you, Lexi, and we're here for you. 113 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,885 - Yeah. 114 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,720 And if I ever run into those parents from West Beverly High, 115 00:04:20,762 --> 00:04:22,180 I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind. 116 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:23,598 With my legs! 117 00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:25,016 I've been practicing Brazilian jiu-jitsu, 118 00:04:25,058 --> 00:04:27,185 and I can cut a man in half just using my thighs. 119 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:28,686 Just, uh, like that. 120 00:04:28,728 --> 00:04:31,397 - All righty, okay. See you, Lex. 121 00:04:33,566 --> 00:04:36,194 - Today, instead of English class, 122 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:38,529 Lexi, why don't you educate us 123 00:04:38,571 --> 00:04:40,490 about the history of trans rights? 124 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:42,033 No need to cite your sources. 125 00:04:42,075 --> 00:04:44,202 You can just give us a reading list after. 126 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:45,453 * * 127 00:04:45,495 --> 00:04:47,455 - Um. 128 00:04:53,378 --> 00:04:56,672 - Lexi, me and Joey Soloway go to the same Gelson's. 129 00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:58,383 They buy a lot of fennel. 130 00:04:58,424 --> 00:05:00,676 Do you buy fennel? 131 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:02,553 - So I guess I'll never know who my real mother is 132 00:05:02,595 --> 00:05:04,680 or why they decided to do IVF in a lab 133 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:07,308 where they breed animals at the San Diego Zoo. 134 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:08,559 - Hi, Lexi? 135 00:05:08,601 --> 00:05:09,560 - Are you my Uber Eats? 136 00:05:09,602 --> 00:05:11,104 Uh, you've taken forever. 137 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:12,522 - No, this is Chloe. 138 00:05:12,563 --> 00:05:14,315 She's the head of Prism, the LGBTQ club. 139 00:05:14,357 --> 00:05:15,858 - Oh. 140 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:18,444 - Yeah, we're planning a protest at West Beverly High. 141 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:19,946 If you wanna come, it's a sit-in 142 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,781 on the soccer field, so just maybe don't wear heels. 143 00:05:21,823 --> 00:05:24,659 - Oh, I have Barbie foot. If I wear flats, I'll tip over. 144 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,077 - I've invited Lexi to our events 145 00:05:26,119 --> 00:05:28,287 like a million times, but she never wants to come. 146 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:30,998 - Yeah, I'm good. But it's so nice to meet a fan. 147 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,085 Here, take a Lexi magnet for your fridge. 148 00:05:34,127 --> 00:05:35,670 - Okay, uh-- 149 00:05:35,712 --> 00:05:38,631 Well, just so you know, we have meetings every week 150 00:05:38,673 --> 00:05:41,384 if you ever need help dealing with all of this. 151 00:05:41,426 --> 00:05:42,844 But I'm gonna go 152 00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:44,929 'cause I did just see you text security, "Remove her". 153 00:05:44,971 --> 00:05:47,056 - All right, listen. Between my show 154 00:05:47,098 --> 00:05:49,016 and being the face of a diet baby food in Finland, 155 00:05:49,058 --> 00:05:51,018 I don't have time to drop everything 156 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:53,479 and hold some poster at another high school every week. 157 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:55,606 - Yeah, I totally get that. 158 00:05:55,648 --> 00:05:57,775 But if we don't stand up to hate now, 159 00:05:57,817 --> 00:06:00,111 it's just gonna keep happening. 160 00:06:00,153 --> 00:06:03,114 * * 161 00:06:03,156 --> 00:06:04,949 - Slater says you're the new team captain 162 00:06:04,991 --> 00:06:07,034 and we have to carry you to your next class. 163 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:09,620 - Sure. Why not? 164 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:13,124 [sighs] 165 00:06:13,166 --> 00:06:17,420 * * 166 00:06:17,462 --> 00:06:19,630 - Hey, would you ever maybe wanna 167 00:06:19,672 --> 00:06:21,299 go on a real date with me? 168 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:22,633 Just to The Max. I'm not rich. 169 00:06:22,675 --> 00:06:25,219 But if you order a cup of soup, then they legally 170 00:06:25,261 --> 00:06:28,139 have to give you all the oyster crackers you want. 171 00:06:28,181 --> 00:06:29,640 It's in their by-laws. 172 00:06:29,682 --> 00:06:31,142 - I love that you know their by-laws. 173 00:06:31,184 --> 00:06:32,477 And I would love to, 174 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:35,480 but I haven't exactly told my mom about you yet. 175 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:37,190 - Oh. 176 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:38,816 I told my mom about you 177 00:06:38,858 --> 00:06:40,318 'cause I kinda thought that you were, 178 00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:41,611 well, my girl-- 179 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:43,780 - Hey, buddy. So I got another idea. 180 00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:46,074 A blood drive could get us a lot of hours, 181 00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:48,785 but the manual doesn't specify human blood. 182 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:50,620 - No. - You're being impossible. 183 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:53,206 It's like you don't even care about the coveted Spirit Stick. 184 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:54,791 - Because I don't. 185 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:56,334 - All right, well, 186 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:58,711 I'll have to figure out where to store 200 gallons 187 00:06:58,753 --> 00:07:00,463 of pigs' blood. 188 00:07:00,505 --> 00:07:01,714 Hey, Jim. 189 00:07:01,756 --> 00:07:04,675 * * 190 00:07:04,717 --> 00:07:07,011 - [sighs] Sorry about that. 191 00:07:07,053 --> 00:07:09,555 Um, you were saying you considered me your-- 192 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:11,557 - Oh, uh-- 193 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:14,143 It was nothing. Never mind. 194 00:07:14,185 --> 00:07:17,563 - Well, I'm gonna tell my mom about us. 195 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:20,858 - Thanks for coming in. 196 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,819 I know you don't usually come to my office hours. 197 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:25,071 - Yeah, I prefer to get advice from my psychic, 198 00:07:25,113 --> 00:07:29,534 but he won the lottery again so he's in the Maldives. 199 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:30,868 - Are you okay? 200 00:07:30,910 --> 00:07:32,537 - I'm fine. - Are you sure? 201 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:33,871 'Cause I've known you a long time 202 00:07:33,913 --> 00:07:35,748 and sometimes you say it's fine but it's not. 203 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:37,792 Like, when your dad forgot your birthday 204 00:07:37,834 --> 00:07:39,669 and he woke up with it tattooed on his forehead. 205 00:07:39,711 --> 00:07:42,088 - It's also Meredith Vieira's birthday. 206 00:07:42,130 --> 00:07:44,382 Maybe she did it. 207 00:07:44,424 --> 00:07:47,135 Okay. Look, I was fine, 208 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:49,429 until that judgy girl from the Prism Club 209 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:52,098 made me feel guilty that I wasn't going to her protest. 210 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:55,810 - Lexi, no one should tell you how and when to take a stand. 211 00:07:55,852 --> 00:07:58,146 You'll find your own way to fight back. 212 00:07:58,187 --> 00:07:59,897 Even the smallest act of protest 213 00:07:59,939 --> 00:08:01,399 can make a difference. 214 00:08:01,441 --> 00:08:02,692 - Right. 215 00:08:02,734 --> 00:08:05,069 Which means the hugest act of protest 216 00:08:05,111 --> 00:08:07,071 might just solve this whole thing. 217 00:08:07,113 --> 00:08:09,532 - Wait, what whole thing? Transphobia? 218 00:08:09,574 --> 00:08:10,825 - Thanks, Dr. Spano. 219 00:08:10,867 --> 00:08:12,618 You've really lit a fire under my perfect ass. 220 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,580 [laughs] 221 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:20,043 - * There's only two things a man really needs in life * 222 00:08:20,084 --> 00:08:22,503 * A well-placed bet * 223 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:24,672 * And a sexy broad for a wife * 224 00:08:24,714 --> 00:08:28,593 * But when that big old wave hit our humble boat * 225 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:30,762 * My heart went a-sinkin' * 226 00:08:30,803 --> 00:08:35,808 * But my dice went afloat * 227 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:38,436 - Stop! 228 00:08:38,478 --> 00:08:41,522 - Oh, Lexi. There you are. 229 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:45,526 You weren't here, so I was forced to step into your role. 230 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:46,778 - I told him we could wait. 231 00:08:46,819 --> 00:08:48,738 - The musical is canceled. 232 00:08:48,780 --> 00:08:51,324 Instead, I'm gonna write a show so powerful 233 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,284 that it solves transphobia. 234 00:08:53,326 --> 00:08:55,661 Nay, all prejudice. 235 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,622 - Lexi, are you sure this is a good idea? 236 00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:59,874 We've been practicing this musical for over a month, 237 00:08:59,916 --> 00:09:01,834 and now you're just gonna scrap it for a whole new play 238 00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:03,378 you haven't even written yet? - Uh, yeah. 239 00:09:03,419 --> 00:09:05,421 That's exactly what we're going to do. 240 00:09:05,463 --> 00:09:07,465 And it opens this weekend. 241 00:09:07,507 --> 00:09:09,133 - I'm so excited. 242 00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:12,303 A play that changes the world. 243 00:09:12,345 --> 00:09:15,139 [sobs] 244 00:09:15,181 --> 00:09:18,184 - Dude, are you crying at just the idea of a play? 245 00:09:18,226 --> 00:09:21,646 * * 246 00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:23,731 - Oh, come on. 247 00:09:23,773 --> 00:09:26,401 - Hector, cálmate. Abuelita's sleeping. 248 00:09:26,442 --> 00:09:28,277 It was impossible to put her down for her nap 249 00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:30,279 because she ate too many Skittles. 250 00:09:30,321 --> 00:09:34,075 - Hey, Mom. I have to tell you something. 251 00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:36,828 I've been dating a boy. 252 00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:38,621 - No, you're not allowed to date 253 00:09:38,663 --> 00:09:40,039 until you get on the Supreme Court 254 00:09:40,081 --> 00:09:41,999 and then if you want to date another justice, you may. 255 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:44,001 Chaperoned. - Mom, come on. 256 00:09:44,043 --> 00:09:45,670 - You are too smart to let some boy 257 00:09:45,712 --> 00:09:47,380 distract you from your schoolwork. 258 00:09:47,422 --> 00:09:49,841 There will be plenty of time to meet guys. 259 00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:52,510 - But I really like him, and I think you would too. 260 00:09:52,552 --> 00:09:54,387 - [sighs] 261 00:09:54,429 --> 00:09:55,805 What's his name? 262 00:09:55,847 --> 00:09:58,558 - Gil Vatooley. 263 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,560 - Mm. Found him. 264 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:03,271 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. He's cute. 265 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:05,189 Maybe too cute. 266 00:10:05,231 --> 00:10:08,067 Honor roll. Chess club. 267 00:10:08,109 --> 00:10:10,862 He was in prison because he held up a saloon? 268 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:13,114 Oh, that's just a novelty picture he took. 269 00:10:13,156 --> 00:10:16,451 With his mother. On her birthday. 270 00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:18,870 He seems like a nice nerd. 271 00:10:18,911 --> 00:10:21,372 I can't believe I'm going to say this, 272 00:10:21,414 --> 00:10:22,623 but I'll allow it. 273 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,208 - Really? 274 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,627 - You think she's safe 'cause she's dating a nerd? 275 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,171 Ever heard of Joss Whedon? 276 00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:30,882 - Just as long as it doesn't affect your schoolwork. 277 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:33,718 Your grades start slipping, this is over. 278 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,595 - Yes, of course. 279 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,680 Thank you, Mom. 280 00:10:37,722 --> 00:10:41,851 Wow, I had scheduled a full hour of getting screamed at. 281 00:10:41,893 --> 00:10:43,436 Guess I'll go do my homework. 282 00:10:43,478 --> 00:10:44,896 - Ay, Dios mio. 283 00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:46,939 I just had a terrible dream. 284 00:10:46,981 --> 00:10:49,108 The boy that you love is cursed. 285 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:53,196 Listen to me=--in my dream, a serpent visited you. 286 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:55,948 I heard the howl of a two-headed dog, 287 00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:59,827 and then you were stung in the heart. 288 00:10:59,869 --> 00:11:01,412 By a bee. 289 00:11:01,454 --> 00:11:02,914 That's because of one cursed boy. 290 00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:05,958 One cursed boy. [speaking Spanish] 291 00:11:11,881 --> 00:11:15,301 - So I told my mom about Gil. 292 00:11:15,343 --> 00:11:17,178 - Is she sending you away to a remote convent 293 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:19,472 where all the nuns are in love with each other? 294 00:11:19,514 --> 00:11:22,016 I got bored and read my mom's beach book. 295 00:11:22,058 --> 00:11:24,936 - It actually went pretty great. 296 00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:29,190 Well, until my abuela said she had a dream Gil is cursed. 297 00:11:29,232 --> 00:11:31,067 - Ay! No empieces con eso. 298 00:11:31,109 --> 00:11:32,485 If everything my abuela said was true, 299 00:11:32,527 --> 00:11:34,612 El Cuco would have eaten me ten times by now. 300 00:11:34,654 --> 00:11:36,531 Bet you didn't count on me keeping a nightlight 301 00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:38,533 into my teens, did you, you little bitch? 302 00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:40,827 - Yeah, there's nothing to worry about. 303 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,453 Curses aren't real. 304 00:11:42,495 --> 00:11:44,080 [gasps] 305 00:11:44,122 --> 00:11:47,250 - Okay, that was a coincidence. 306 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:49,168 Let's not freak out over one bird. 307 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:50,962 - [gasps] - All right. 308 00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:52,922 Ay, Dios Mio. 309 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,218 - You! 310 00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:59,303 This is your fault. - Why do you always say that? 311 00:11:59,345 --> 00:12:01,889 Last week, you blamed me when you fell down the stairs. 312 00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:03,015 - Someone should've told me 313 00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:04,183 that I don't know how to skateboard. 314 00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:06,060 - I did. - This is not about that. 315 00:12:06,102 --> 00:12:08,229 Valley kidnapped our mascot. 316 00:12:08,271 --> 00:12:09,897 I warned you if we didn't strike first, 317 00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:11,274 this would happen. 318 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,276 - So a stuffed animal is gone. Buy a new one. 319 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:16,237 - [grunts] Trevor the Tiger has been cubnapped! 320 00:12:16,279 --> 00:12:17,488 Why don't you care? 321 00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:19,741 Are you a mole for Valley or something, huh? 322 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:20,825 - Mac. - Huh? 323 00:12:20,867 --> 00:12:22,160 - Mac! Let go of her. 324 00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,078 Both of you, my office right now. 325 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:27,248 [suspenseful music] 326 00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:30,168 - I'm fine, Principal Toddman. Mac was just being crazy. 327 00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:32,837 - Whoa! Ableist language. 328 00:12:32,879 --> 00:12:35,006 My mother identifies as crazy. 329 00:12:35,048 --> 00:12:36,841 No, I called you both in here 330 00:12:36,883 --> 00:12:38,801 because of your behavior, Daisy. 331 00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:40,261 - [scoffs] My behavior? 332 00:12:40,303 --> 00:12:42,263 - It's your lack of school spirit. 333 00:12:42,305 --> 00:12:43,598 - That's what I keep saying. 334 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,224 I pitched her pranks that we could pull on Valley 335 00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:46,601 and she's always like, 336 00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,436 "Where will we get that many lobsters, Mac?" 337 00:12:48,478 --> 00:12:51,397 or "The UN defines that as a war crime, Mac." 338 00:12:51,439 --> 00:12:55,526 - The school Spirit competition is very important to Bayside, 339 00:12:55,568 --> 00:12:57,361 and we're not gonna win that stick 340 00:12:57,403 --> 00:12:59,572 if the person in charge doesn't care about it. 341 00:12:59,614 --> 00:13:02,283 - I know, but I also have a million other things to do, 342 00:13:02,325 --> 00:13:05,161 and study, and somehow keep up with new fashion trends. 343 00:13:05,203 --> 00:13:06,704 Is this anything? 344 00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:08,122 - Look, I know you're new here 345 00:13:08,164 --> 00:13:10,374 so you don't get how deep this rivalry goes. 346 00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:11,793 This goes back to the times 347 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:15,046 when cars were horses and Netflix still mailed DVDs. 348 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:20,760 - Back in the 1800s, Bayside was a mission 349 00:13:20,802 --> 00:13:23,429 with a reputation for having the coolest monks. 350 00:13:23,471 --> 00:13:25,598 They would compete with Valley and the other missions 351 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,975 to see who could do the most good deeds. 352 00:13:28,017 --> 00:13:30,645 And the winner of the very first Spirit competition 353 00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:33,481 was to receive a special divining stick 354 00:13:33,523 --> 00:13:35,650 which could point the way to fresh water. 355 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:38,486 And guess what, Daisy. Bayside won. 356 00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:40,488 - And they found fresh water? 357 00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:42,490 - No, the water was contaminated 358 00:13:42,532 --> 00:13:45,284 and they all died of diarrhea, cursing Valley's name. 359 00:13:45,326 --> 00:13:47,787 - I don't find this compelling. 360 00:13:47,829 --> 00:13:51,582 - The point is, Daisy, you may not care about this 361 00:13:51,624 --> 00:13:53,668 but you are the president of Bayside, 362 00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:57,588 and the kids who voted for you do. 363 00:13:57,630 --> 00:14:00,967 - Okay. Well, if it's that important, 364 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:04,387 I guess I can somehow find some more time to devote to this. 365 00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:06,848 - Ooh, I got a ton of great ideas for retaliation. 366 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,434 The first one, we have to invent a type of cement 367 00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:11,018 that tastes delicious. 368 00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,771 * * 369 00:14:13,813 --> 00:14:15,022 - Well, I did it! 370 00:14:15,064 --> 00:14:16,315 I wrote a whole play in one night. 371 00:14:16,357 --> 00:14:18,526 - Oh! - [giggles] 372 00:14:18,568 --> 00:14:21,070 - Why is there a disclaimer for epileptics 373 00:14:21,112 --> 00:14:22,530 and non-pregnant women? 374 00:14:22,572 --> 00:14:24,532 - Okay, people, we're losing daylight. 375 00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:26,492 Let's get this thing on its feet. 376 00:14:26,534 --> 00:14:28,494 - If I learned anything from Dua Lipa's dancing, 377 00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:31,205 it's the power of lowering expectations. 378 00:14:31,247 --> 00:14:33,374 So remember, this is just a first draft. 379 00:14:33,416 --> 00:14:35,793 "The place: Stonewall. 380 00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:40,089 "The year: 1969...million. 381 00:14:40,131 --> 00:14:42,884 "DeVante: an alien. 382 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,844 Sexy but doesn't know it." 383 00:14:44,886 --> 00:14:46,429 - I don't know I'm sexy or I don't know I'm an alien? 384 00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:48,681 both: Both! - Okay, I need to figure out 385 00:14:48,723 --> 00:14:50,308 how we're gonna stage the kickline at the end, 386 00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:53,227 so please arrange yourselves in order from best to worst legs. 387 00:14:53,269 --> 00:14:55,396 - Hey, can we talk? 388 00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:57,565 - Of course. - Okay. 389 00:14:57,607 --> 00:15:00,568 Are you sure this whole play thing is a good idea? 390 00:15:00,610 --> 00:15:02,904 - Yes, you're just afraid. Don't you want to solve 391 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,281 transphobia the way "Hamilton" solved racism? 392 00:15:05,323 --> 00:15:06,866 - Look, I get it. 393 00:15:06,908 --> 00:15:09,494 During the protests of 2020, random kids from Bayside 394 00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:11,412 kept texting me just to check in. 395 00:15:11,454 --> 00:15:14,373 I got so many white-guilt Venmos, I bought an air fryer. 396 00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:16,501 Look, what I'm saying is, having a spotlight on you 397 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:19,003 that you didn't ask for sucks. 398 00:15:19,045 --> 00:15:21,255 - Yeah, I hear you. 399 00:15:21,297 --> 00:15:24,550 And you're right, it is about the spotlight, 400 00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:26,719 and we need one that's even bigger. 401 00:15:26,761 --> 00:15:29,055 [upbeat music] 402 00:15:29,097 --> 00:15:31,682 - And that morning, I woke and there was a bunch of nurses 403 00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:32,725 and everything, 404 00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:34,268 and my hands were completely black. 405 00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:35,603 - A serpent visited you. 406 00:15:35,645 --> 00:15:38,356 I heard the howl of a two-headed dog, 407 00:15:38,398 --> 00:15:41,567 and then you were stung in the heart by a bee. 408 00:15:41,609 --> 00:15:42,819 - And that's how I found out 409 00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:45,613 that I'm allergic to my own fingernails. 410 00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:48,449 - Hey, guys. Welcome to The Max After Dark, 411 00:15:48,491 --> 00:15:51,327 a romantic date venue for teen couples. 412 00:15:51,369 --> 00:15:53,079 Can I get you started with some bread? 413 00:15:53,121 --> 00:15:54,247 - Yes. 414 00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:56,082 [screams] Oh, no. 415 00:15:56,124 --> 00:15:57,583 I've been visited by the serpent. 416 00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,252 - Okay, you don't like the trick. 417 00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:01,003 You know, I didn't want to be in food service. 418 00:16:01,045 --> 00:16:04,424 It's the only way I can get people to watch my magic. 419 00:16:04,465 --> 00:16:07,301 - Are you okay? You seem a little on edge. 420 00:16:07,343 --> 00:16:08,928 - This is gonna sound crazy, 421 00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:12,265 but my abuela had a dream that you were cursed. 422 00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:14,225 - Jeez. Really? 423 00:16:14,267 --> 00:16:16,477 I mean, I don't think I'm cursed. 424 00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:17,812 I have been struck by lightning twice, 425 00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:19,814 but that's because I like playing golf in the rain. 426 00:16:19,856 --> 00:16:22,734 - No, of course you're not cursed. 427 00:16:22,775 --> 00:16:24,360 But it did freak me out. 428 00:16:24,402 --> 00:16:26,487 - Well, she's probably just trying to scare you. 429 00:16:26,529 --> 00:16:27,822 My mom told me that she knows someone 430 00:16:27,864 --> 00:16:28,948 that got a girl pregnant 431 00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:30,283 just by sharing popcorn at the movies. 432 00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:31,659 I know it's not true, 433 00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:33,953 but I still get two individual popcorns 434 00:16:33,995 --> 00:16:36,247 even though it doesn't make sense economically. 435 00:16:36,289 --> 00:16:37,874 - Exactly. 436 00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:40,293 Like, it sounds so stupid when I say it now, 437 00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:41,711 but I swear last night, 438 00:16:41,753 --> 00:16:43,504 I couldn't fall asleep because I was scared I would 439 00:16:43,546 --> 00:16:45,923 "hear the howl of a two-headed dog." 440 00:16:45,965 --> 00:16:48,551 - [howls] [dog whines] 441 00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:52,513 Hey, buddy. 442 00:16:52,555 --> 00:16:54,348 - Mac, why is there a dog in your shirt? 443 00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:56,017 - 'Cause she was cold, Michael Vick. 444 00:16:56,059 --> 00:16:58,352 You weren't gonna do anything, so I went back undercover 445 00:16:58,394 --> 00:16:59,979 and stole Valley's mascot. 446 00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:01,564 Meet Bullinda the Bulldog. 447 00:17:01,606 --> 00:17:03,983 - You stole a living dog? 448 00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:05,276 - Mm. - Too far! 449 00:17:05,318 --> 00:17:07,153 Haven't you ever heard of "an eye for an eye"? 450 00:17:07,195 --> 00:17:08,237 - Yeah, it leaves the whole world 451 00:17:08,279 --> 00:17:09,614 looking like cool pirates. 452 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,115 Anyways, this is the last favor 453 00:17:11,157 --> 00:17:12,742 that I'm gonna do for you, Daisy. 454 00:17:12,784 --> 00:17:15,953 * * 455 00:17:15,995 --> 00:17:17,997 - What am I supposed to do with her? 456 00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:20,708 - Figure it out, Spirit Czar. 457 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,043 [dog barks] 458 00:17:22,085 --> 00:17:23,711 * * 459 00:17:23,753 --> 00:17:26,506 - Oh, look! The Prism Club is here. 460 00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:29,050 Lexi, maybe they can help you clarify your message. 461 00:17:29,092 --> 00:17:32,720 - Um, what exactly about my message needs to be clarified? 462 00:17:32,762 --> 00:17:34,722 - Uh, DeVante showed us the script, 463 00:17:34,764 --> 00:17:37,767 and some of this stuff could be offensive. 464 00:17:37,809 --> 00:17:42,313 Like, why does the Pope get trampled by a cow in Act Two? 465 00:17:42,355 --> 00:17:44,690 - Um, the cow represents Harvey Milk, 466 00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:46,734 and the Pope represents Olivia Pope, 467 00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:48,569 played by Kerry Washington who shares a last name 468 00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:50,321 with notorious slaveholder, George Washington? 469 00:17:50,363 --> 00:17:51,489 Read a book! 470 00:17:51,531 --> 00:17:52,990 - Right. I'm just worried that 471 00:17:53,032 --> 00:17:55,410 if this is the audience's first exposure to trans lives, 472 00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:56,786 it could do more harm than good. 473 00:17:56,828 --> 00:17:58,579 - Oh. - What's happening 474 00:17:58,621 --> 00:18:01,040 at West Beverly is scary and I wish that solving it 475 00:18:01,082 --> 00:18:03,126 was as easy as putting on a play at Bayside, 476 00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:05,420 but it's not. - You're right. 477 00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:08,172 My play must be seen by more than just Bayside. 478 00:18:08,214 --> 00:18:10,550 - Not what I was saying. - It should be broadcast on E! 479 00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,135 Yeah. I'll call them, 480 00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:14,804 say I want them to film it as a special episode of my show. 481 00:18:14,846 --> 00:18:17,932 Then millions will see it and be forever changed. 482 00:18:17,974 --> 00:18:19,142 - Oh, I have to quit. 483 00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:22,311 I cannot have America seeing my nude butt. 484 00:18:22,353 --> 00:18:24,772 - What? DeVante, this is your fault. 485 00:18:24,814 --> 00:18:26,149 No one would be quitting if you hadn't 486 00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,692 brought these haters in here. 487 00:18:27,734 --> 00:18:29,193 I'm giving your parts to Spencer. 488 00:18:29,235 --> 00:18:33,197 - Uh, I'm not comfortable playing Martin Luther King, Jr. 489 00:18:33,239 --> 00:18:34,949 I'm out. 490 00:18:34,991 --> 00:18:36,743 - Hey, Lexi. 491 00:18:36,784 --> 00:18:39,120 Just let us help you. - You wanna help? 492 00:18:39,162 --> 00:18:41,664 You can do lights. I will perform all the roles. 493 00:18:41,706 --> 00:18:43,458 Like I told the other triplets 494 00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:45,084 before absorbing them in the womb, 495 00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:46,919 "This is a one-woman show!" 496 00:18:46,961 --> 00:18:53,051 * * 497 00:18:53,092 --> 00:18:56,054 - So how was your date? Is he the one? 498 00:18:56,095 --> 00:18:58,556 Is your wedding registry gonna be at Texas Instruments? 499 00:18:58,598 --> 00:19:00,433 - It was pretty sexy. 500 00:19:00,475 --> 00:19:03,519 I played footsie with him for, like, an hour. 501 00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:05,646 Until I realized his foot was actually a burrito 502 00:19:05,688 --> 00:19:07,315 someone dropped under the table. 503 00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:08,858 - Okay, one more question. 504 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:11,903 Is there a reason that there's a dog under your desk? 505 00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:15,114 - Mac stole Valley's mascot and now it's my responsibility. 506 00:19:15,156 --> 00:19:16,449 I just have to care for it 507 00:19:16,491 --> 00:19:18,534 until the Grand Spirit Hostage Exchange, 508 00:19:18,576 --> 00:19:20,953 which I guess can only happen under a full moon? 509 00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:22,997 - Well, I'm glad that your date went well 510 00:19:23,039 --> 00:19:24,749 and you didn't let your abuela get into your head. 511 00:19:24,791 --> 00:19:27,460 - Right? I'm a woman of science. 512 00:19:27,502 --> 00:19:29,170 - Yeah. - Obviously, a curse isn't-- 513 00:19:29,212 --> 00:19:31,547 [gasps] Oh, my God, a "B"? 514 00:19:31,589 --> 00:19:33,466 Abuela was right. 515 00:19:33,508 --> 00:19:34,842 [ominous music] 516 00:19:34,884 --> 00:19:37,011 I've been stung in the heart... by a "B." 517 00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:42,975 [plucky music] 518 00:19:43,017 --> 00:19:46,104 - Hey, Mom, I have some news that's gonna upset you. 519 00:19:46,145 --> 00:19:48,439 - Ay, honey, if you lost your retainer again, 520 00:19:48,481 --> 00:19:49,941 I am not paying for a new one. 521 00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,317 This is the universe telling you 522 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:52,693 to accept dental imperfection. 523 00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:54,028 - I got a "B." 524 00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:56,614 Like Abuela said, I was stung by a "B." 525 00:19:56,656 --> 00:19:58,282 And I know you said I can only date 526 00:19:58,324 --> 00:20:00,410 if I keep up my grades, so... 527 00:20:00,451 --> 00:20:02,662 I'm prepared to break up with Gil. 528 00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:04,455 - Abuela has lots of dreams, mijita. 529 00:20:04,497 --> 00:20:05,957 When I was a teenager, 530 00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:08,000 she had a dream that if I wore a crop-top, 531 00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:09,752 Satan would steal my belly button 532 00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:11,838 and put it on his "altar of skanks." 533 00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:13,715 - [sighs] 534 00:20:13,756 --> 00:20:15,258 But cursed or not, 535 00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:18,803 I feel like I have too much on my plate. 536 00:20:18,845 --> 00:20:21,013 Maybe there's no room for a boy. 537 00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:24,809 - Daisy, the real curse in life is 538 00:20:24,851 --> 00:20:28,187 it's really hard to balance everything you care about. 539 00:20:28,229 --> 00:20:31,190 Sometimes you do have to give things up. 540 00:20:31,232 --> 00:20:33,151 You'll figure it out. 541 00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:35,820 - I just had the most vivid dream. 542 00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:37,697 The earth is gonna swallow us up 543 00:20:37,739 --> 00:20:39,866 if we don't have candy for dinner. 544 00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:42,076 - Okay. 545 00:20:42,118 --> 00:20:44,912 * * 546 00:20:44,954 --> 00:20:46,664 - Top o' the mornin', Miss. 547 00:20:46,706 --> 00:20:48,541 I shall allow you to enter, 548 00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:51,794 but none of those trans people can. 549 00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:55,548 Oh, yeah? Well, I am trans. 550 00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:57,842 Blimey. I didn't know a trans woman 551 00:20:57,884 --> 00:21:00,845 could be a rich style icon. 552 00:21:00,887 --> 00:21:02,847 DeVante, can I get a source four 553 00:21:02,889 --> 00:21:05,308 with a chartreuse gel? - I don't know how to do that. 554 00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:08,144 - And now I shall fly away from prejudice, 555 00:21:08,186 --> 00:21:09,604 and into the moon. 556 00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:12,148 * * 557 00:21:12,190 --> 00:21:13,941 Um, excuse me. 558 00:21:13,983 --> 00:21:16,486 Did I say, "gently hover above prejudice"? 559 00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:18,362 - Hey, can we talk for a sec? 560 00:21:18,404 --> 00:21:19,655 Look, I think it's super cool 561 00:21:19,697 --> 00:21:20,823 that you're doing this play on your own. 562 00:21:20,865 --> 00:21:22,450 And I love the script. 563 00:21:22,492 --> 00:21:23,785 It's, like, L-O-L funny. 564 00:21:23,826 --> 00:21:26,621 - Not my intent. - Not even the stand-up set? 565 00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:27,997 - That's the most serious part. 566 00:21:28,039 --> 00:21:29,582 - Look, Lexi, it seems really hard 567 00:21:29,624 --> 00:21:30,875 doing all this by yourself. 568 00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:33,586 - Yeah, it is hard. 569 00:21:33,628 --> 00:21:35,171 It's hard doing it by myself 570 00:21:35,213 --> 00:21:38,091 and hearing about this terrible stuff all day, every day. 571 00:21:38,132 --> 00:21:39,467 - I get that. 572 00:21:39,509 --> 00:21:43,346 One alert on your phone can ruin your entire week. 573 00:21:43,388 --> 00:21:45,139 - Is this play a dumb idea? 574 00:21:45,181 --> 00:21:46,474 - No, babe. 575 00:21:46,516 --> 00:21:47,934 It's just ahead of its time. 576 00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:50,103 By, like, 3,000 years. 577 00:21:52,105 --> 00:21:54,941 - Look, I just thought maybe I could stop 578 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:59,153 these exhausting cycles from happening over and over again. 579 00:21:59,195 --> 00:22:03,741 The bad news and the check-ins and the pity. 580 00:22:03,783 --> 00:22:06,327 Sometimes I feel so alone. 581 00:22:06,369 --> 00:22:08,121 - Well, maybe it'd be easier if you had someone 582 00:22:08,162 --> 00:22:10,456 to help, you know, lift you up. 583 00:22:10,498 --> 00:22:12,041 - But I have you to lift me up. 584 00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:14,419 - But maybe this is a job I'm not the best fit for. 585 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:15,962 - He's right. 586 00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:18,089 Sometimes you just wanna talk to someone who gets it. 587 00:22:18,131 --> 00:22:19,632 Like when there's a new "Verzuz" battle. 588 00:22:19,674 --> 00:22:21,592 - You see Stevie Wonder versus Lil' Kim? 589 00:22:21,634 --> 00:22:22,927 - Oh, yeah, man. 590 00:22:22,969 --> 00:22:26,055 Weird pairing, but I was here for it though. 591 00:22:26,097 --> 00:22:28,975 Hey, what about the Prism Club? 592 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:31,185 - Yeah, but that club is just gonna be another bummer 593 00:22:31,227 --> 00:22:32,979 where everyone unloads their trauma. 594 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,606 - Well, if you ever want to go, I could go with you. 595 00:22:35,648 --> 00:22:38,443 - Yeah, me too. 596 00:22:38,484 --> 00:22:40,153 - Thanks, guys. 597 00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:42,029 - Can I let go of this now? My hands are getting rope burn. 598 00:22:42,071 --> 00:22:44,449 - No, I need to call E! to cancel the show. 599 00:22:44,490 --> 00:22:47,118 Lift me higher so I can get better reception. 600 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,995 * * 601 00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:51,414 Hey, Jeff. Can you hear me? 602 00:22:51,456 --> 00:22:53,541 Yeah, we're not doing the special anymore. 603 00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:55,168 Well, I don't care. Just put on 604 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:57,628 another "Botched" marathon like you always do. 605 00:22:57,670 --> 00:23:00,298 * * 606 00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:02,800 - Hey, Gil. 607 00:23:02,842 --> 00:23:04,135 We need to talk. 608 00:23:04,177 --> 00:23:06,304 - Oh, that doesn't sound good. 609 00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:09,140 [dog whines] Hey. 610 00:23:09,182 --> 00:23:11,225 Ah, you can't break up with me. 611 00:23:11,267 --> 00:23:13,728 Look how great I am with your dog. 612 00:23:15,438 --> 00:23:18,733 - So yesterday, I got my first "B" on a test, 613 00:23:18,775 --> 00:23:21,110 and I know one "B" is not a big deal but-- 614 00:23:21,152 --> 00:23:23,821 - What? That's gonna torpedo your GPA. 615 00:23:23,863 --> 00:23:25,698 I mean, you used to have a perfect 4.0. 616 00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:27,867 One "B", that's a-- 617 00:23:27,909 --> 00:23:30,078 both: 3.98888! 618 00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:33,915 - Yeah. - I totally understand. 619 00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:36,584 I mean, if you need more time to spend on school, 620 00:23:36,626 --> 00:23:39,128 then I'm okay with that, 621 00:23:39,170 --> 00:23:42,048 even if it means that we can't be together. 622 00:23:43,758 --> 00:23:45,718 - No. You know what? 623 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,470 I may have a lot of stuff on my plate, 624 00:23:47,512 --> 00:23:50,681 but I'll find something else to give up. 625 00:23:50,723 --> 00:23:52,058 - You mean it? 626 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:55,853 - I'd actually like to be your official girlfriend. 627 00:23:55,895 --> 00:23:57,688 I think they call it "going steady" 628 00:23:57,730 --> 00:23:59,232 at this school for some reason. 629 00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:00,817 - I'd love that. 630 00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:03,778 [sentimental music] 631 00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:07,115 * * 632 00:24:07,156 --> 00:24:09,784 But what are you gonna do? 633 00:24:09,826 --> 00:24:11,953 I mean, you can't let your grades suffer. 634 00:24:11,994 --> 00:24:13,830 You can't drop Student Council. 635 00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:16,958 What else is there to give up? 636 00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:18,584 - Quiet, Bullinda. 637 00:24:18,626 --> 00:24:21,546 [suspenseful music] 638 00:24:21,587 --> 00:24:24,215 * * 639 00:24:24,257 --> 00:24:25,717 Hey, Mac. 640 00:24:25,758 --> 00:24:27,552 I've been thinking. 641 00:24:27,593 --> 00:24:29,387 You should be the Spirit Czar. 642 00:24:29,429 --> 00:24:30,680 - Oh, my God. 643 00:24:30,722 --> 00:24:32,724 You finally see the talent in me. 644 00:24:32,765 --> 00:24:34,559 I proved myself to you. 645 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,227 - No, you didn't. 646 00:24:36,269 --> 00:24:38,354 I know you're gonna do a bad job with this, 647 00:24:38,396 --> 00:24:40,064 but it really doesn't matter to me. 648 00:24:40,106 --> 00:24:42,900 So take this dog. Take all the work off my plate. 649 00:24:42,942 --> 00:24:44,402 And guess what? 650 00:24:44,444 --> 00:24:47,238 If you mess up, the consequences are yours too. 651 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,240 - I won't let you down, Daisy. 652 00:24:49,282 --> 00:24:51,617 - Again, you're definitely going to. 653 00:24:51,659 --> 00:24:54,579 [upbeat music] 654 00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:58,499 * * 655 00:24:58,541 --> 00:25:01,544 - Well, you guys win. I'm not doing my play. 656 00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:04,422 And I guess in a way, it'll be nice for us to wallow 657 00:25:04,464 --> 00:25:06,090 in our sorrows together, 658 00:25:06,132 --> 00:25:08,259 so let us begin by singing 659 00:25:08,301 --> 00:25:11,846 that old queer spiritual, "Same Love" by Macklemore. 660 00:25:11,888 --> 00:25:14,098 - Uh, Lexi, what exactly do you think we do here? 661 00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:16,642 - Oh, I assumed it's sort of like AA. 662 00:25:16,684 --> 00:25:18,269 You say your name, 663 00:25:18,311 --> 00:25:20,021 how long you've been a member of the community, 664 00:25:20,063 --> 00:25:21,939 and then tell your most horrific sob story 665 00:25:21,981 --> 00:25:23,316 while drinking gray coffee. 666 00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:25,359 - Yeah, okay. We've done a really bad job 667 00:25:25,401 --> 00:25:26,778 explaining what this club is about. 668 00:25:26,819 --> 00:25:28,488 Why do I let Spencer handle our PR? 669 00:25:28,529 --> 00:25:29,739 - [scoffs] 670 00:25:29,781 --> 00:25:32,533 - Wait, You guys drag Spencer too? 671 00:25:32,575 --> 00:25:34,202 Maybe I do belong here. 672 00:25:34,243 --> 00:25:36,579 - Chloe, should we get started? 673 00:25:36,621 --> 00:25:38,915 - Yeah. It has been a really hard week, 674 00:25:38,956 --> 00:25:41,459 but we're not gonna let that interrupt our lip sync battle. 675 00:25:41,501 --> 00:25:43,669 - All right! Let's get into this. 676 00:25:43,711 --> 00:25:46,297 - But how can we waste time on a lip sync battle 677 00:25:46,339 --> 00:25:47,632 when there are so many more important things 678 00:25:47,673 --> 00:25:49,175 we could be doing? 679 00:25:49,217 --> 00:25:51,469 - Uh, if we stopped the party every time 680 00:25:51,511 --> 00:25:54,389 something bad happened, we would never have fun. 681 00:25:54,430 --> 00:25:56,057 And in its own way, 682 00:25:56,099 --> 00:26:00,144 queer and trans joy is a form of resistance. 683 00:26:00,186 --> 00:26:02,230 - It's kind of nice to be a part of a community 684 00:26:02,271 --> 00:26:04,148 where we have each other's backs. 685 00:26:04,190 --> 00:26:06,192 Spencer, give me the stage or I'll convince your parents 686 00:26:06,234 --> 00:26:08,444 to give you up for adoption again. 687 00:26:08,486 --> 00:26:10,363 [Kim Petra's "I Don't Want It at All" playing] 688 00:26:10,405 --> 00:26:11,572 - * Oh * 689 00:26:11,614 --> 00:26:14,534 * I want all my clothes designer * 690 00:26:14,575 --> 00:26:15,743 * Ooh * 691 00:26:15,785 --> 00:26:18,788 * I want someone else to buy 'em * 692 00:26:18,830 --> 00:26:20,164 * Yeah * 693 00:26:20,206 --> 00:26:22,708 * If I cannot get it right now * 694 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:24,168 * Now * 695 00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:25,128 * I don't want it, I don't want it * 696 00:26:25,169 --> 00:26:26,504 * I don't want it at all * 697 00:26:26,546 --> 00:26:27,714 * I don't want it, I don't want it * 698 00:26:27,755 --> 00:26:28,840 * I don't want it at all * 699 00:26:28,881 --> 00:26:36,013 * * 700 00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:40,601 * Give me all of your attention * 701 00:26:40,643 --> 00:26:44,439 * Ooh, give me summer in the Hamptons * 702 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,065 * Yeah * 703 00:26:46,107 --> 00:26:49,360 * If I cannot get it right now * 704 00:26:49,402 --> 00:26:51,195 * No, I don't want it, I don't want it * 705 00:26:51,237 --> 00:26:52,613 * I don't want it at all * 706 00:26:52,655 --> 00:26:53,740 * I don't want it, I don't want it * 707 00:26:53,781 --> 00:26:54,949 * I don't want it at all * 708 00:26:54,991 --> 00:26:57,660 * * 709 00:26:57,702 --> 00:26:59,203 * Whoo, ah! * 710 00:26:59,245 --> 00:27:01,831 * Give me summer in the Hamptons * 711 00:27:01,873 --> 00:27:03,624 * * 712 00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:06,085 * Give me summer in the Hamptons * 713 00:27:06,127 --> 00:27:07,336 * * 714 00:27:07,378 --> 00:27:08,588 * I don't want it at all * 715 00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:10,631 * Give me summer in the Hamptons * 716 00:27:10,673 --> 00:27:11,716 * * 717 00:27:11,758 --> 00:27:13,634 * In the Hamptons * 718 00:27:13,676 --> 00:27:15,678 * In the Hamptons! * 719 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,389 * I don't want it * 720 00:27:18,431 --> 00:27:20,850 * I want all my clothes designer * 721 00:27:20,892 --> 00:27:22,852 * Uh-huh, ooh * 722 00:27:22,894 --> 00:27:25,897 * I want someone else to buy 'em * 723 00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:27,565 * Yeah * 724 00:27:27,607 --> 00:27:30,068 * If I cannot get it right now * 725 00:27:30,109 --> 00:27:31,444 * Right now, right now * 726 00:27:31,486 --> 00:27:32,862 * I don't want it, I don't want it * 727 00:27:32,904 --> 00:27:34,238 * I don't want it at all * 728 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,239 * I don't want it, I don't want it * 729 00:27:35,281 --> 00:27:37,700 * I don't want it at all *