1 00:00:08,259 --> 00:00:10,303 - All right, guys. Come on, bring it in. 2 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,764 Listen up: we got a long season ahead of us. 3 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:16,059 But if we work real hard and bust our butts, 4 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:18,436 I guarantee we're gonna crush Valley. 5 00:00:20,063 --> 00:00:21,439 What? What is it? 6 00:00:21,481 --> 00:00:22,774 I know my fly isn't down. 7 00:00:22,815 --> 00:00:24,275 That's why I only wear track pants. 8 00:00:24,317 --> 00:00:26,986 - Coach, Valley doesn't have a team anymore. 9 00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:28,780 Some kid got hurt so they cancelled the season. 10 00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:30,448 - Wait, you can get hurt playing football? 11 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:31,741 - Yeah, if you're a wimp. 12 00:00:31,783 --> 00:00:34,660 The NFL won't even let you dive helmet-first 13 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:36,245 into a defenseless player anymore. 14 00:00:36,287 --> 00:00:37,455 - Well, when you say it like that, 15 00:00:37,497 --> 00:00:39,165 I mean, that sounds reasonable. 16 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:41,375 - Guys, football is totally safe. 17 00:00:41,417 --> 00:00:42,794 Watch, I'll prove it. 18 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:44,629 Jamie, I'm gonna go across the middle. 19 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,881 Aisha, I want you to hit me while I'm in midair. 20 00:00:46,923 --> 00:00:48,049 And lead with your helmet. 21 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:49,217 All right, if you would, please. 22 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:50,468 - Here you go, Coach. 23 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:52,678 - This is the greatest day of my life. 24 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,223 [exciting music] 25 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:57,475 * * 26 00:00:57,517 --> 00:00:59,519 - All right. - Ready. 27 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,104 Set, hut. 28 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:05,191 * * 29 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:06,984 [all oohing] - [grunts] 30 00:01:07,026 --> 00:01:08,736 - Oh! 31 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:12,407 - [groans] 32 00:01:12,448 --> 00:01:15,159 Still got it. Oh... 33 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:17,328 [school bell rings] 34 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:18,663 - * When I wake up in the morning * 35 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:20,039 * Alarm gives out a warning * 36 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:23,710 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 37 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,670 * By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look * 38 00:01:25,712 --> 00:01:29,090 * I'm at the corner just in time * 39 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:30,842 * It's all right * 40 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:32,844 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 41 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:35,179 * It's all right, it's all right * 42 00:01:35,221 --> 00:01:36,347 * Saved by the bell * 43 00:01:36,389 --> 00:01:39,016 * It's all right * 44 00:01:39,058 --> 00:01:43,187 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 45 00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:45,273 [bell rings] 46 00:01:47,734 --> 00:01:50,820 - Hey, stop nervously tapping your pen on your desk. 47 00:01:50,862 --> 00:01:52,905 Mason's freestyle rapping to the beat. 48 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:54,031 - People say I'm insane 49 00:01:54,073 --> 00:01:56,033 but it's a side effect of my Accutane. 50 00:01:56,075 --> 00:01:58,369 - Relax, you're gonna win. 51 00:01:58,411 --> 00:02:00,204 - But what if I don't? 52 00:02:00,246 --> 00:02:01,664 Last year, being Class President 53 00:02:01,706 --> 00:02:04,167 wasn't just something I did, it was who I was. 54 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:06,961 I can't think of a new defining personality trait. 55 00:02:07,003 --> 00:02:08,296 I'm bad at sports 56 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:10,089 and I'm not horny enough to be a horse girl. 57 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:13,092 - Daisy, listen, if you win, great. 58 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:15,845 And if you don't, that's okay too. 59 00:02:15,887 --> 00:02:16,929 There's a lot more to you 60 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:19,265 than one big thing you did last year. 61 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:20,725 [intercom beeps] - Good morning, Bayside. 62 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:22,351 A couple of quick announcements. 63 00:02:22,393 --> 00:02:24,145 Student Council results are in. 64 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:27,815 And your new Junior Class President is 65 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:29,567 Daisy Jiménez. 66 00:02:29,609 --> 00:02:31,736 - I told you. - Vice President Gil Vatooley. 67 00:02:31,778 --> 00:02:35,406 Treasurer Nadia Coleman. Secretary is School Sucks-- 68 00:02:35,448 --> 00:02:37,075 Very funny, guys. Who wrote this in? 69 00:02:37,116 --> 00:02:38,618 - It is not joke! 70 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:41,245 School Sucks is very common name in Belarus. 71 00:02:41,287 --> 00:02:42,747 - And one final announcement. 72 00:02:42,789 --> 00:02:45,083 Due in part to Coach Slater's horrific accident, 73 00:02:45,124 --> 00:02:47,919 the football season is canceled for safety reasons. 74 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:51,506 It will be replaced with nothing. 75 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:52,924 - There's a lot more to you 76 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:54,759 than the one big thing you did last year? 77 00:02:54,801 --> 00:02:57,387 - That was a lie to make you feel better. 78 00:02:57,428 --> 00:02:59,263 - Got it. 79 00:02:59,305 --> 00:03:01,474 - Ron, you cannot cancel football. 80 00:03:01,516 --> 00:03:02,767 - Why? You hate football. 81 00:03:02,809 --> 00:03:04,852 - No, I don't. I love it. 82 00:03:04,894 --> 00:03:08,523 I love how it glorifies violence and objectifies women. 83 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:10,358 I think it's cool. 84 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,069 - Jessie, could you get to whatever this is really about? 85 00:03:13,111 --> 00:03:16,280 I'm trying to eat my morning gruel before it gets warm. 86 00:03:16,322 --> 00:03:18,074 - Okay, fine. [sighs] 87 00:03:18,116 --> 00:03:20,284 I'm gonna tell Jamie about the divorce this week, 88 00:03:20,326 --> 00:03:23,121 so nothing else bad can happen. 89 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:25,623 I've been doing a "Weekend at Bernie's" with his hermit crab. 90 00:03:25,665 --> 00:03:29,711 - Oh, Jessie, I'm so sorry. It must be tough. 91 00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:32,130 - René and I talked about it, and we both decided 92 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:34,465 it would be best if I was the one to tell Jamie. 93 00:03:34,507 --> 00:03:36,008 - Judy and I didn't have kids, 94 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:38,344 so I never had to have this conversation. 95 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:40,054 It was hard enough telling our dog, 96 00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:44,434 who did ultimately end up testifying against me in court. 97 00:03:44,475 --> 00:03:46,352 Divorce, it's the worst. 98 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:48,062 - Not if you have a plan, it isn't. 99 00:03:48,104 --> 00:03:50,732 Which is why I've been working every day 100 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:54,318 with my therapist Dr. Joanne to come up with this. 101 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,028 In this file is a script 102 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:58,823 for the perfect divorce conversation. 103 00:03:58,865 --> 00:04:01,993 - Okay, well, how do you know what Jamie's gonna say? 104 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:04,704 - Well, he's my son. I know everything about him, 105 00:04:04,746 --> 00:04:07,498 which is why I know the best way to do this. 106 00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:11,127 I'm gonna take him to a place he loves, stick to the script, 107 00:04:11,169 --> 00:04:12,795 and then as a final touch, 108 00:04:12,837 --> 00:04:15,673 give him a cup of his favorite pudding from when he was a kid. 109 00:04:15,715 --> 00:04:17,008 - I don't know, Jessie. 110 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:18,718 When Judy said she was leaving me, 111 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,970 I didn't do what she expected. 112 00:04:21,012 --> 00:04:23,347 I threw my clothes out the window. 113 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:25,099 - Look, Ron, I am a professional, 114 00:04:25,141 --> 00:04:26,225 and I am pretty good 115 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:27,769 at figuring out what people will say. 116 00:04:27,810 --> 00:04:29,395 both: Oh, come on, Jessie. 117 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:32,023 No one can know exactly-- stop it. 118 00:04:32,065 --> 00:04:33,524 Stop it. 119 00:04:33,566 --> 00:04:36,360 Zebra. 47. 120 00:04:36,402 --> 00:04:38,154 Rancho Cucamonga. 121 00:04:38,196 --> 00:04:40,156 - How? 122 00:04:40,198 --> 00:04:42,658 - Guys, I hate that football got canceled 123 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,160 for safety reasons. 124 00:04:44,202 --> 00:04:46,829 Like, I'm so mad I could punch a locker right now... 125 00:04:46,871 --> 00:04:48,873 if my doctor didn't say any sudden movement 126 00:04:48,915 --> 00:04:51,042 could cause what's left of my spine to fly apart. 127 00:04:51,084 --> 00:04:53,711 - We were just getting good. We were winning games. 128 00:04:53,753 --> 00:04:56,464 - I'm sorry, but a bunch of parents called Toddman. 129 00:04:56,506 --> 00:04:59,217 They had all these statistics about how much trauma football 130 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:00,843 does to the body. 131 00:05:00,885 --> 00:05:02,220 He tried to show me, but I injured 132 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,639 the part of my brain that processes numbers. 133 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,017 - How many parents called? - Oh, man, like florbidy? 134 00:05:08,059 --> 00:05:10,978 Maybe more. Maybe like florbidy-goo? 135 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:12,355 - You know what? 136 00:05:12,397 --> 00:05:14,857 If our parents caused this then they can fix this. 137 00:05:14,899 --> 00:05:18,361 We just need to stand up to them and demand that we play. 138 00:05:18,403 --> 00:05:20,822 - [hums softly] 139 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:23,533 - So what? Your parents are scared 140 00:05:23,574 --> 00:05:25,243 of football and you're scared of them? 141 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:27,495 What are they gonna do, take away your allowance? 142 00:05:27,537 --> 00:05:29,163 - Oh, no, if I lose that much income, 143 00:05:29,205 --> 00:05:30,373 I'll drop a tax bracket 144 00:05:30,415 --> 00:05:31,874 and I'll have to reclassify my S-Corp. 145 00:05:31,916 --> 00:05:33,751 - You should really be reporting that as a gift, bro. 146 00:05:33,793 --> 00:05:35,753 - Dude, it is a job. 147 00:05:35,795 --> 00:05:37,588 I work at being a good boy. 148 00:05:37,630 --> 00:05:40,174 - Guys, look. We all agree that this sucks, 149 00:05:40,216 --> 00:05:43,845 but maybe it's an opportunity to try something new. 150 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:46,806 Bayside is full of activities that aren't canceled, 151 00:05:46,848 --> 00:05:48,558 including the sport I loved the most 152 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:51,060 back in high school, wrestling. - [groans] 153 00:05:51,102 --> 00:05:53,104 - Oh, no, Aisha. I think you should try it. 154 00:05:53,146 --> 00:05:55,189 It's the closest you're gonna get to playing football. 155 00:05:55,231 --> 00:05:57,108 - Would I still get to dominate my opponents 156 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:58,151 and crush their spirits 157 00:05:58,192 --> 00:05:59,652 in front of their friends and family? 158 00:05:59,694 --> 00:06:01,946 - In some ways, even more so because they don't 159 00:06:01,988 --> 00:06:04,615 get to hide their shame inside a helmet. 160 00:06:04,657 --> 00:06:06,534 - All right. I'm in. 161 00:06:06,576 --> 00:06:08,494 - All right. I'll see you at try outs. 162 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:11,622 Oh, hold on--I'm gonna give you an inspirational thumbs up. 163 00:06:11,664 --> 00:06:13,124 [groaning] 164 00:06:13,166 --> 00:06:15,960 Oh, God! 165 00:06:16,002 --> 00:06:18,379 - So did you hear about football? 166 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:22,341 - Yes, and I know you're sad, but before you get too down, 167 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:24,677 the Palisades has a club team you can join. 168 00:06:24,719 --> 00:06:27,263 The only thing is, Judd Apatow is the coach, 169 00:06:27,305 --> 00:06:29,515 and he puts Leslie Mann in for every play. 170 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:30,683 - Thank you. I appreciate 171 00:06:30,725 --> 00:06:32,685 all the effort you're making for me. 172 00:06:32,727 --> 00:06:35,146 - Aw, honey, it's nothing. - But, you know, 173 00:06:35,188 --> 00:06:38,107 I'm actually kind of glad football is canceled. 174 00:06:38,149 --> 00:06:40,485 - Yes, of course we can get a puppy. 175 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:42,487 Wait, what did you just say? 176 00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:45,239 - Well, honestly, Mom, 177 00:06:45,281 --> 00:06:47,575 you know, just between us? 178 00:06:47,617 --> 00:06:49,786 I'm actually not great at football. 179 00:06:49,827 --> 00:06:51,829 Just really, really good. 180 00:06:51,871 --> 00:06:54,332 - I had no idea you wanted to quit. 181 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:58,127 That's not terrifying. [laughs] 182 00:06:58,169 --> 00:06:59,712 [quirky music] 183 00:06:59,754 --> 00:07:02,173 How long have you felt that way? 184 00:07:02,215 --> 00:07:04,342 - Oh, I don't know. 185 00:07:04,384 --> 00:07:05,843 Ten months. 186 00:07:05,885 --> 00:07:09,263 I mean, that was the first time I mentioned it to Craig. 187 00:07:09,305 --> 00:07:11,349 Anyway, I gotta go to class, but I love you. 188 00:07:11,391 --> 00:07:13,267 - Love you. 189 00:07:13,309 --> 00:07:16,729 * * 190 00:07:16,771 --> 00:07:18,523 - 911, what's your emergency? 191 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:20,441 - Who the hell is Craig? 192 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:23,820 - Welcome to the first Student Council meeting of the year. 193 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:26,030 As you know, Bayside is hosting 194 00:07:26,072 --> 00:07:28,783 the Southern California School Spirit competition. 195 00:07:28,825 --> 00:07:32,578 [cheers and applause] 196 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,997 And I know a lot of you are very excited 197 00:07:35,039 --> 00:07:36,666 at the possibility of beating Valley. 198 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:38,459 [all jeering] 199 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:40,169 - Like my father before me, 200 00:07:40,211 --> 00:07:42,338 I will give my life to beat Valley. 201 00:07:42,380 --> 00:07:43,798 - That won't be necessary. 202 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,676 - No, I insist. 203 00:07:46,718 --> 00:07:48,052 - Okay. 204 00:07:48,094 --> 00:07:50,304 Anyway, one cool thing about the competition-- 205 00:07:50,346 --> 00:07:54,892 we need 15,000 hours of community service to qualify. 206 00:07:54,934 --> 00:07:57,520 So let's give it up for community service. 207 00:07:57,562 --> 00:08:00,106 - [coughs] 208 00:08:00,148 --> 00:08:01,399 - Really? Nothing? 209 00:08:01,441 --> 00:08:02,775 [rapid clapping] Yes. 210 00:08:02,817 --> 00:08:04,152 - Oh, nah, I wasn't clapping. 211 00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:06,904 I was trying to kill this mosquito. 212 00:08:06,946 --> 00:08:09,949 Got it. [cheers and applause] 213 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:15,955 - Anyway, who has any ideas on how to fill this baby up? 214 00:08:15,997 --> 00:08:18,124 - Oh! What if we each got someone 215 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:19,751 to give us a dollar and then they each got 216 00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:21,210 someone to give them a dollar? 217 00:08:21,252 --> 00:08:24,130 - That's not community service, that's a Ponzi scheme. 218 00:08:24,172 --> 00:08:28,009 - What if DeVante and I picked up litter near a waterfall, 219 00:08:28,051 --> 00:08:31,137 just the two of us? - Okay. 220 00:08:31,179 --> 00:08:34,140 Any ideas that aren't obvious attempts at making out? 221 00:08:34,182 --> 00:08:37,435 - Yes, what if Nadia and I decide to pick up litter 222 00:08:37,477 --> 00:08:38,936 with no plans of making out 223 00:08:38,978 --> 00:08:40,813 but then whatever happens happens? 224 00:08:40,855 --> 00:08:44,192 - Okay, people, focus! This is junior year. 225 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:46,069 And I have a big agenda. 226 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:48,571 So we need to stop getting distracted 227 00:08:48,613 --> 00:08:51,824 and start thinking about ideas to-- 228 00:08:51,866 --> 00:08:55,286 [funky music] 229 00:08:55,328 --> 00:08:57,288 * * 230 00:08:57,330 --> 00:08:59,457 Handsome. 231 00:08:59,499 --> 00:09:01,751 - Handsome? 232 00:09:01,793 --> 00:09:05,088 - Hand some. Ideas to hand some money 233 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:08,633 to people who are down on their--sexy. 234 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:11,094 - That's exactly what I pitched. 235 00:09:11,135 --> 00:09:12,637 [record scratching] - Time out. 236 00:09:12,678 --> 00:09:13,971 It's not just me, right? 237 00:09:14,013 --> 00:09:15,890 I mean, that boy is-- 238 00:09:15,932 --> 00:09:18,476 - Hey, I'm Gil, Vice President. Sorry I'm late. 239 00:09:18,518 --> 00:09:21,771 Has anyone suggested donating fresh produce to communities 240 00:09:21,813 --> 00:09:24,857 situated in food deserts? I drew up a plan, 241 00:09:24,899 --> 00:09:26,818 but it might be too long and boring. 242 00:09:28,194 --> 00:09:29,904 - Uh-oh. 243 00:09:29,946 --> 00:09:32,323 You're not too late. Gil, was it? 244 00:09:32,365 --> 00:09:35,827 I was just about to get into this year's agenda. 245 00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:38,454 - You didn't write agenda. You wrote a-wooga. 246 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,291 - [chuckles] Autocorrect. 247 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:43,918 - You wrote it. 248 00:09:48,339 --> 00:09:49,382 - Just don't tell anyone I'm [indistinct]. 249 00:09:49,424 --> 00:09:52,427 - Wow. - Guys, I have a crush on Gil. 250 00:09:52,468 --> 00:09:54,804 - Wait. Mac, Lexi, Jamie, 251 00:09:54,846 --> 00:09:56,222 Daisy, Aisha, DeVante. 252 00:09:56,264 --> 00:09:58,307 There's no Gil. Who the hell is Gil? 253 00:09:58,349 --> 00:10:00,727 - That cute new kid who won Student Council Vice President. 254 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,228 - Oh, right. 255 00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:03,604 He did that really interesting speech 256 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,648 about my Twitter mentions. Oh, wait. 257 00:10:05,690 --> 00:10:07,650 That's just what I was reading while he was talking. 258 00:10:07,692 --> 00:10:08,985 - I like him. What do I do? 259 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,987 - Just flirt with him on social media 260 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:13,156 like a normal person. Dur, bitch. 261 00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:14,365 - Daisy doesn't have social media. 262 00:10:14,407 --> 00:10:15,783 The only thing that her old-ass phone 263 00:10:15,825 --> 00:10:17,118 has is a 1-800 number 264 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,495 that describes Instagram to the elderly. 265 00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:21,414 - Mm-hmm. [phone buzzes] 266 00:10:21,456 --> 00:10:24,625 - Picture one: your friend Sara has a new vest. 267 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,794 She is not quite pulling it off. 268 00:10:26,836 --> 00:10:28,212 - [sighs] 269 00:10:28,254 --> 00:10:29,797 I don't even know if he likes me back. 270 00:10:29,839 --> 00:10:31,215 [door opens] 271 00:10:32,550 --> 00:10:35,511 Oh, God, he's here. Do I have food in my teeth? 272 00:10:35,553 --> 00:10:38,306 Should I have food in my teeth? Would that be cute? 273 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:40,183 Like, I could smile and he'd be like, 274 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:42,185 "Whoa, somebody likes carrots." 275 00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:43,770 - Daisy, hey. Just relax. 276 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:46,064 Invite him over and see what happens. 277 00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:48,149 - [sighs] 278 00:10:48,191 --> 00:10:49,817 Hi, Gil! 279 00:10:53,112 --> 00:10:54,322 - Girl, put your hand down. 280 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:55,615 - That is not what I told you to do. 281 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,700 - What was that? - Okay. 282 00:10:57,742 --> 00:10:59,118 - Embarrassing. - Okay, idea. 283 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,870 You make him a mixtape of songs... 284 00:11:00,912 --> 00:11:02,497 - That's not bad. - Full of subliminal messages 285 00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:04,373 that will make him fall in love with you. 286 00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:05,583 - There it is. 287 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:08,669 - Whatever, it works. Listen. 288 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:11,255 - * Where are you going * 289 00:11:11,297 --> 00:11:13,508 - Mac, even if subliminal messaging worked, 290 00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:16,302 everything you just said raises major consent issues. 291 00:11:16,344 --> 00:11:18,638 You're lucky I don't wanna give you a whole speech about it. 292 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,057 - Yeah, I wonder why? 293 00:11:21,099 --> 00:11:23,393 Daisy, listen to what I'm saying. 294 00:11:23,434 --> 00:11:26,062 Don't give me a whole speech about it. 295 00:11:26,104 --> 00:11:27,563 - Shoot, I have wrestling try-outs. 296 00:11:27,605 --> 00:11:28,815 But, Daisy, whatever Mac 297 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:32,151 is telling you to do, do the opposite. 298 00:11:32,193 --> 00:11:34,779 - No, do the opposite of whatever Aisha 299 00:11:34,821 --> 00:11:36,239 is telling you to do. 300 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,949 Good luck at wrestling try-outs. 301 00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:40,076 - Guys, I can't waste all year 302 00:11:40,118 --> 00:11:42,161 crushing on some boy who doesn't like me, 303 00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:45,706 making goo-goo eyes at him like some sort of DeVante. 304 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:49,877 - I mean, can't a man have zero problems for one goddamn day? 305 00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:51,087 Look, I'm sure tomorrow 306 00:11:51,129 --> 00:11:53,005 I'll be chased by a racist bird or whatever. 307 00:11:53,047 --> 00:11:56,926 But for now, please, can I just enjoy my joy, 308 00:11:56,968 --> 00:11:59,303 you stupid dicks? [phone chimes] 309 00:11:59,345 --> 00:12:00,888 Oh, hey, baby. 310 00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:03,224 - Daisy, I get it. Having a crush on someone 311 00:12:03,266 --> 00:12:05,435 who doesn't like you is embarrassing and distracting. 312 00:12:05,476 --> 00:12:08,271 I mean, before Jamie liked me, I was in your shoes. 313 00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:10,273 Not literally, I'd jump off a roof. 314 00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:12,608 Let me help you stop having a crush on Gil. 315 00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:14,444 - Wait, Lexi, you can do that? 316 00:12:14,485 --> 00:12:16,279 - Let's just say there's a reason everybody turned 317 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,948 on Jennifer Lawrence for no reason. 318 00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:22,034 And it's me, I'm the reason. 319 00:12:23,828 --> 00:12:26,789 [laidback music] 320 00:12:26,831 --> 00:12:34,005 * * 321 00:12:35,048 --> 00:12:37,633 - Yo, your new captain's here. 322 00:12:37,675 --> 00:12:39,010 - Ah, you know what? 323 00:12:39,052 --> 00:12:40,386 That was a cool enough entrance. 324 00:12:40,428 --> 00:12:42,221 I'ma go ahead and let you skip the line. 325 00:12:42,263 --> 00:12:44,140 Go get 'em, champ. [laughs] 326 00:12:44,182 --> 00:12:46,476 - Thanks, Coach. - All right, you got it. 327 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:49,103 [students cheer and clap] 328 00:12:51,064 --> 00:12:53,566 - [laughs] This is a joke, right? 329 00:12:53,608 --> 00:12:55,610 - They call me The Fish. 330 00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:57,987 Welcome to hell. 331 00:12:58,029 --> 00:13:00,990 - Two-minute periods. First to three takedowns. 332 00:13:01,032 --> 00:13:02,825 [whistle blows] 333 00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:05,495 [exciting rock music] 334 00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:06,537 - [grunts] 335 00:13:06,579 --> 00:13:08,331 all: Ooh. 336 00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:11,417 - Why are you so slippery? - My natural oils. 337 00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:12,835 [whistle blows] 338 00:13:12,877 --> 00:13:14,796 * * 339 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:15,838 - What the hell? 340 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,674 all: The Fish! The Fish! The Fish! 341 00:13:18,716 --> 00:13:20,843 - Stop pumping your fist, punk. 342 00:13:20,885 --> 00:13:23,179 - I'll stop as soon as they start chanting your name. 343 00:13:23,221 --> 00:13:24,514 all: The Fish! The Fish! 344 00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,849 - They're about to. Watch this. 345 00:13:26,891 --> 00:13:28,142 Tweet! 346 00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:31,270 [all groaning] 347 00:13:38,194 --> 00:13:41,114 - Hey, that was some good stuff out there. 348 00:13:41,155 --> 00:13:43,533 Okay, it's unfortunate that The Fish 349 00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:45,326 is the only person in your weight class. 350 00:13:45,368 --> 00:13:46,536 But don't worry about it, you'll get there. 351 00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:49,122 - Actually, I won't. 'Cause I quit. 352 00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:52,458 - Oh, come on, Aisha, qui--ugh. 353 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,377 [dramatic music] 354 00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:57,004 - Mac, I need one of your creepy brainwashing tapes. 355 00:13:57,046 --> 00:13:58,256 - Hey, don't call them that. 356 00:13:58,297 --> 00:13:59,716 I'm actually in a trademark dispute 357 00:13:59,757 --> 00:14:02,593 with Dr. Hypnotico's Creepy Brainwashing Tapes. 358 00:14:02,635 --> 00:14:04,387 - You got anything that will make the football players 359 00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:06,139 brave enough to stand up to their parents? 360 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:09,600 - You know, I just might. Take a look. 361 00:14:09,642 --> 00:14:11,227 [locker whirs] 362 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:14,397 - "Believe whatever I say." - Mm-hmm. 363 00:14:14,439 --> 00:14:16,232 - "Bequeath me all of your money." 364 00:14:16,274 --> 00:14:18,401 "Bradley Cooper, Go Camping With Me"? 365 00:14:18,443 --> 00:14:22,113 - Don't read all of those. It's this one: bravery. 366 00:14:25,074 --> 00:14:27,910 [upbeat music plays] - * Where are you going * 367 00:14:27,952 --> 00:14:29,579 * * 368 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,247 - So they think they'll be hearing that, 369 00:14:31,289 --> 00:14:34,292 but really they're hearing this. 370 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:37,045 Stand up and confront the things that scare you. 371 00:14:37,086 --> 00:14:38,796 Your fears aren't real. 372 00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:40,840 Unless you're Bradley Cooper. 373 00:14:40,882 --> 00:14:44,635 In that case they are real and you need Mac's protection. 374 00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:47,805 - Daisy, step into my office. 375 00:14:47,847 --> 00:14:50,349 - I thought that was just something people said. 376 00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:52,518 How'd you get an office at school? 377 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,937 - The same way Max Landis got his career. 378 00:14:54,979 --> 00:14:56,314 I asked my dad. 379 00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:58,816 Anyway, I talked to people who talked to people 380 00:14:58,858 --> 00:15:00,276 who hang out with Gil. 381 00:15:00,318 --> 00:15:02,236 And when you hear the sick twisted things 382 00:15:02,278 --> 00:15:04,155 I learned about him, 383 00:15:04,197 --> 00:15:05,823 you are going to stop liking him immediately. 384 00:15:05,865 --> 00:15:08,117 - I'm ready. Bring it on. 385 00:15:08,159 --> 00:15:10,870 - Okay, brace yourself. 386 00:15:10,912 --> 00:15:13,039 Gil's dog... - Mm-hmm? 387 00:15:13,081 --> 00:15:14,665 - Is a rescue. 388 00:15:14,707 --> 00:15:17,627 - Lexi, adopting a dog with nowhere to go is a good thing. 389 00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:19,212 - Nowhere to go? [scoffs] 390 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,214 I know a coat factory in Burlington. 391 00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:22,840 Just kidding. Unless, do you need a coat? 392 00:15:22,882 --> 00:15:25,385 - What else did you find out? - Mm, get this. 393 00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:27,220 He is apparently a huge dork. 394 00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:29,430 His favorite book is a fantasy series called 395 00:15:29,472 --> 00:15:31,682 "The Dungeon Songs of Wheelengraffe." 396 00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:33,267 - Mm-hmm. 397 00:15:33,309 --> 00:15:35,978 Did they mention which one was his favorite book? 398 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,563 - Mm, book 14. 399 00:15:37,605 --> 00:15:39,524 - The one where they defeat the Nargon Queen to retrieve 400 00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:42,151 the sacred strand of hair? Oh, that's the best one! 401 00:15:44,195 --> 00:15:47,657 "Takes school seriously. Learning Latin for fun. 402 00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:49,784 Is always on a boring high horse about something"? 403 00:15:49,826 --> 00:15:51,994 - Ugh. 404 00:15:52,036 --> 00:15:54,163 - Lexi, this is everything I'm into. 405 00:15:54,205 --> 00:15:56,249 You only made me fall more in love with him. 406 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,042 [sighs] This is hopeless. 407 00:15:58,084 --> 00:15:59,836 - Look, I obviously haven't dug deep enough. 408 00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:03,673 But I promise, I'm gonna find something about Gil that sucks. 409 00:16:03,715 --> 00:16:05,049 Ooh, maybe he's nice 410 00:16:05,091 --> 00:16:07,009 to his mom all the time, like a little freak. 411 00:16:07,051 --> 00:16:10,012 [quirky music] 412 00:16:10,054 --> 00:16:14,058 * * 413 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:17,103 - Okay, I feel a little foolish. 414 00:16:17,145 --> 00:16:18,813 - You feel foolish? Until this moment, 415 00:16:18,855 --> 00:16:22,442 I thought the saying was "hope springs a turtle." 416 00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:25,486 - No, I mean, I don't know everything about Jamie. 417 00:16:25,528 --> 00:16:28,364 You were right, I can't predict everything he's gonna do. 418 00:16:28,406 --> 00:16:30,450 - Oh, I'm so glad to hear you say that. 419 00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:33,119 Because I was thinking your plan was a little kooky. 420 00:16:33,161 --> 00:16:37,206 But I'm terrified of conflict, so I just waited until you left 421 00:16:37,248 --> 00:16:39,375 and I screamed it into this pillow. 422 00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:41,753 - It was a little kooky, wasn't it? 423 00:16:41,794 --> 00:16:43,880 I mean, there's no way for one little script 424 00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:46,132 to cover every possible scenario. 425 00:16:46,174 --> 00:16:47,508 - [chuckles] 426 00:16:48,843 --> 00:16:50,053 - Which is why I stayed up 427 00:16:50,094 --> 00:16:52,638 all night writing a thousand scripts. 428 00:16:54,682 --> 00:16:57,351 - "In Case Jamie Tries to Run Away," 429 00:16:57,393 --> 00:16:59,937 "In Case Jamie Thinks It's His Fault," 430 00:16:59,979 --> 00:17:02,523 "In Case Jamie Thinks It's Toddman's Fault?" 431 00:17:02,565 --> 00:17:05,651 - Like I said, every possible scenario. 432 00:17:05,693 --> 00:17:07,195 - Oh, Jessie. 433 00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:09,864 Look, I know you. 434 00:17:09,906 --> 00:17:11,657 When you have a problem, you're gonna do 435 00:17:11,699 --> 00:17:14,285 whatever it takes to make it go your way. 436 00:17:14,327 --> 00:17:17,580 You have chained yourself to so many bulldozers over the years, 437 00:17:17,622 --> 00:17:20,708 the hardware store sells things they call "Spano Guards." 438 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,794 - They don't work. 439 00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:27,048 - But there are certain things that you can't control. 440 00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:29,509 Things you just have to go through, 441 00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:34,097 hoping for the best but knowing they still could be the worst. 442 00:17:34,138 --> 00:17:36,265 - [sighs] 443 00:17:36,307 --> 00:17:37,767 I know you're right. 444 00:17:37,809 --> 00:17:40,895 - In the moment, you'll know the right thing to say. 445 00:17:40,937 --> 00:17:43,481 - But what if I don't? 446 00:17:43,523 --> 00:17:45,441 When my parents told me they were getting a divorce, 447 00:17:45,483 --> 00:17:48,069 it went about as bad as it could go. 448 00:17:48,111 --> 00:17:49,320 My mom was a wreck. 449 00:17:49,362 --> 00:17:51,656 She had mascara all over her face. 450 00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:56,285 She looked like Johnny Depp in, well, most of his movies. 451 00:17:56,327 --> 00:17:58,955 And to top it off, she forgot to make dinner. 452 00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:03,292 So we had to eat popcorn chicken from the gas station. 453 00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:05,378 It was just a mess. 454 00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:07,380 - That sounds really rough. 455 00:18:07,422 --> 00:18:13,302 But maybe your mom was just doing her best. 456 00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:17,682 That's kind of all anybody can do. 457 00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:22,437 - Thanks, Ron. You're a great listener. 458 00:18:22,478 --> 00:18:26,190 - Well, it snakes one to know one. 459 00:18:29,527 --> 00:18:31,154 - The reason that I called you all in here 460 00:18:31,195 --> 00:18:34,449 is 'cause I don't think that we should give up on football. 461 00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:36,659 Look, I get that you're scared. 462 00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,327 But you gotta stand up for yourselves. 463 00:18:38,369 --> 00:18:39,579 - Guys, she's right. 464 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,289 If you wanna fight for football, 465 00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:42,999 you gotta talk to your parents. 466 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,500 I'd do it, but for some reason, 467 00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:46,711 none of your dads let me talk to your moms. 468 00:18:46,753 --> 00:18:48,421 - Our parents are just too scary. 469 00:18:48,463 --> 00:18:51,257 Last night, my dad said, "I'm putting my foot down." 470 00:18:51,299 --> 00:18:53,676 I haven't heard him say that since he starred in an NBC show 471 00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:55,762 about a soccer player who fights crime with his feet. 472 00:18:55,803 --> 00:18:57,513 - Oh, my God. 473 00:18:57,555 --> 00:18:59,015 - I didn't wanna have to do this 474 00:18:59,057 --> 00:19:02,101 but I'm gonna play us a song. 475 00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:04,479 - * Where are you going? * 476 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,355 [upbeat music playing] 477 00:19:06,397 --> 00:19:10,026 * Where have you been? * 478 00:19:10,068 --> 00:19:11,694 * You don't have to tell me * 479 00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:15,531 - That's so weird. Suddenly I feel brave. 480 00:19:15,573 --> 00:19:18,326 - I know what you mean. - I feel amazing. 481 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,411 Like I can finally stand up and confront 482 00:19:20,453 --> 00:19:22,497 the thing that scares me. - Yeah. 483 00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:24,832 - And, Aisha, damn it, it's you. 484 00:19:24,874 --> 00:19:26,375 - Wait, what? 485 00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:28,628 - I asked my parents to cancel football. 486 00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:29,587 - Me too. 487 00:19:29,629 --> 00:19:32,006 We all did. It is dangerous. 488 00:19:32,048 --> 00:19:33,549 We were just scared to tell you because we knew 489 00:19:33,591 --> 00:19:35,635 you'd make a bunch of withering facial expressions. 490 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:36,677 - Come on. 491 00:19:36,719 --> 00:19:38,721 - Like that. She's doing it, boys. 492 00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:40,848 - Well, I'm not scared of you anymore. 493 00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:42,183 We've all moved on. 494 00:19:42,225 --> 00:19:44,102 I play the flute now. 495 00:19:44,143 --> 00:19:45,728 Chet started a garden. 496 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:47,855 Mostly herbs but he wants to see where it goes. 497 00:19:47,897 --> 00:19:50,733 - Coach, tell them to stop being babies about this. 498 00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:52,527 - Uh, Aisha, 499 00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:55,780 I was kind of afraid to say it, but I'm scared too. 500 00:19:55,822 --> 00:19:58,866 I mean, if one of you guys got hurt as bad as I did, 501 00:19:58,908 --> 00:20:01,661 I wouldn't be able to live with myself. 502 00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:04,455 Come on, did you really hate wrestling that much? 503 00:20:04,497 --> 00:20:07,458 [somber music] 504 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,127 * * 505 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:10,586 - While we're all being brave, 506 00:20:10,628 --> 00:20:14,215 Ethan, I've been having sex with your girlfriend. 507 00:20:14,257 --> 00:20:15,591 - Bro. 508 00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:18,511 I've been having sex with yours. 509 00:20:18,553 --> 00:20:21,055 - Bring it in, brother. - [laughs] 510 00:20:21,097 --> 00:20:24,392 Hey, you wanna go on a double date some time? 511 00:20:28,271 --> 00:20:29,605 [intercom beeps] - Daisy Jiménez. 512 00:20:29,647 --> 00:20:31,441 Please report to Lexi's office. 513 00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:35,319 Wait a minute, why the hell does Lexi have an office here? 514 00:20:37,363 --> 00:20:39,949 - Okay, Daisy. Good news. 515 00:20:39,991 --> 00:20:41,951 By posing as a dork named Emily, 516 00:20:41,993 --> 00:20:44,662 I was able to steal Gil's phone to get dirt on him. 517 00:20:44,704 --> 00:20:46,789 And you won't believe who he's been texting. 518 00:20:46,831 --> 00:20:49,459 - Probably someone that makes him even more dreamy. 519 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,961 Who is it? Malala? 520 00:20:52,003 --> 00:20:53,796 Maluma? Megarkle? 521 00:20:53,838 --> 00:20:55,631 That's my nickname for Meghan Markle. 522 00:20:55,673 --> 00:20:58,843 - No, Daisy, he texted you on the second day of school. 523 00:20:58,885 --> 00:21:01,846 But you never got it because of your ancient phone. 524 00:21:01,888 --> 00:21:03,931 See. 525 00:21:03,973 --> 00:21:06,476 - "Hey, Daisy, it's Gil, your potential VP." 526 00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:08,186 Fingers crossed emoji. 527 00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:09,562 "I really liked your speech. 528 00:21:09,604 --> 00:21:11,230 "Would you ever wanna grab a burger at The Max 529 00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:13,107 and talk about Student Council?" 530 00:21:13,149 --> 00:21:14,525 - Yeah, you never responded. 531 00:21:14,567 --> 00:21:16,778 And then two days later, he sent this. 532 00:21:16,819 --> 00:21:18,279 "Gil again. Sorry. 533 00:21:18,321 --> 00:21:19,655 "Maybe that was weird to ask. 534 00:21:19,697 --> 00:21:21,991 "I won't brother you again. I meant brother. 535 00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:22,992 "Brother. Bother. 536 00:21:23,034 --> 00:21:24,410 Duck." 537 00:21:24,452 --> 00:21:26,537 - So he likes me, but was acting weird 538 00:21:26,579 --> 00:21:28,664 because he thought I didn't like him? 539 00:21:28,706 --> 00:21:30,875 - Which is exactly what you're doing. 540 00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:32,668 It's like you dorks were made for each other. 541 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:34,837 [phone chimes, vibrates] 542 00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:36,422 Oh, of course. As you can imagine, 543 00:21:36,464 --> 00:21:38,299 50 nerds immediately fell in love with Emily, 544 00:21:38,341 --> 00:21:41,386 and now they want Lexi to help set them up with her. 545 00:21:41,427 --> 00:21:43,679 Are you okay? I thought you'd be happy. 546 00:21:43,721 --> 00:21:45,640 - Yeah. Why wouldn't I be? 547 00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:47,350 [phone rings] - Ooh. 548 00:21:47,392 --> 00:21:48,810 Hey, it's Lexi. 549 00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:51,145 Oh, yeah, hang on. Emily is right here. 550 00:21:51,187 --> 00:21:52,647 [coughing] 551 00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:55,942 [nasally voice] Hey, it's Emily. "Star Trek" and so on. 552 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:57,360 [chuckles] 553 00:21:57,402 --> 00:22:01,072 Yeah. I love Pokémon. 554 00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:03,366 - I don't know if you remember this park. 555 00:22:03,408 --> 00:22:04,534 - Are you kidding? 556 00:22:04,575 --> 00:22:06,035 I used to love this place as a kid. 557 00:22:06,077 --> 00:22:07,370 Those are the swings where I broke my arm. 558 00:22:07,412 --> 00:22:08,704 - Oh, yeah. 559 00:22:08,746 --> 00:22:09,914 - Oh, and the slide where I broke my leg. 560 00:22:09,956 --> 00:22:11,666 The jungle gym where I broke my other arm. 561 00:22:11,707 --> 00:22:14,168 Man, that was a wild day. 562 00:22:14,210 --> 00:22:15,878 - You wanna sit? - Yeah. 563 00:22:20,216 --> 00:22:21,801 [sighs] 564 00:22:25,221 --> 00:22:27,432 - Jamie, 565 00:22:27,473 --> 00:22:29,183 I need to tell you something. 566 00:22:29,225 --> 00:22:30,601 Your father and I-- 567 00:22:30,643 --> 00:22:32,145 - You guys are getting a divorce, aren't you? 568 00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:35,565 - Wait, you knew? 569 00:22:35,606 --> 00:22:37,859 How did you know? 570 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:41,154 - Kinda just figured it out. 571 00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:42,572 - Of course you knew. 572 00:22:42,613 --> 00:22:43,990 [gentle music] 573 00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:45,783 It's such a special thing about you, 574 00:22:45,825 --> 00:22:47,660 how perceptive you are. 575 00:22:47,702 --> 00:22:49,537 I know this is really hard. 576 00:22:49,579 --> 00:22:50,788 - Yeah. 577 00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:52,415 - It was hard for me too when I was a kid. 578 00:22:52,457 --> 00:22:55,084 And I just wanted so much 579 00:22:55,126 --> 00:22:56,919 for you to not have to go through that. 580 00:22:56,961 --> 00:22:59,589 But it's happening anyway. It just sucks. 581 00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:03,718 * * 582 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:07,472 - So what happens now? 583 00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:10,349 Like, what's the plan? 584 00:23:10,391 --> 00:23:13,269 - [crying] I don't have a plan. 585 00:23:13,311 --> 00:23:15,521 I only planned to stay married to your father. 586 00:23:15,563 --> 00:23:16,939 [sobbing] Ugh! 587 00:23:16,981 --> 00:23:19,525 I promised myself I wouldn't cry like my dumb mom 588 00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:21,569 and I am. 589 00:23:21,611 --> 00:23:23,321 [soft quirky music] 590 00:23:23,362 --> 00:23:24,614 Oh, what the hell? 591 00:23:24,655 --> 00:23:26,449 I didn't even wear mascara today. 592 00:23:26,491 --> 00:23:28,409 Oh, my God, I'm a mess. 593 00:23:28,451 --> 00:23:30,828 Do you want some old pudding? 594 00:23:32,872 --> 00:23:36,501 - Hey, I think this expired, like, 12 years ago. 595 00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:39,504 - Oh, no. You're right. 596 00:23:39,545 --> 00:23:41,923 - It's okay. 597 00:23:41,964 --> 00:23:44,008 You're just doing your best. 598 00:23:47,804 --> 00:23:52,809 - You are so much kinder than I was at your age. 599 00:23:52,850 --> 00:23:56,354 Should we get some popcorn chicken at the gas station? 600 00:23:56,396 --> 00:23:57,939 - That sounds perfect. 601 00:23:57,980 --> 00:24:01,442 - Oh, and let's call Nana on the way. 602 00:24:01,484 --> 00:24:03,694 I think I owe her an apology. 603 00:24:03,736 --> 00:24:06,531 - Okay. - Come on. [laughs] 604 00:24:09,659 --> 00:24:11,035 - What? 605 00:24:11,077 --> 00:24:13,079 Did Lexi find out something horrible about Gil? 606 00:24:13,121 --> 00:24:14,664 Is he one of those people that stands up 607 00:24:14,705 --> 00:24:16,749 as soon as the plane lands even though he's in the back row? 608 00:24:16,791 --> 00:24:19,001 - No. Worse. 609 00:24:19,043 --> 00:24:21,212 He's perfect and he likes me back. 610 00:24:21,254 --> 00:24:24,257 - Bitch, what? 611 00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:26,718 - My mom got me this phone so I wouldn't spend all day 612 00:24:26,759 --> 00:24:28,970 texting with guys and shaking my culito on TikTok. 613 00:24:29,011 --> 00:24:30,096 - I know. 614 00:24:30,138 --> 00:24:32,390 - But as much as I complain about it, 615 00:24:32,432 --> 00:24:34,684 it was a nice excuse just to focus on school 616 00:24:34,726 --> 00:24:36,686 and not have to flirt with boys. 617 00:24:36,728 --> 00:24:38,730 - You've flirted with boys before. 618 00:24:38,771 --> 00:24:40,565 I remember you having a pretty sexy vibe 619 00:24:40,606 --> 00:24:42,191 with Ryan back in middle school. 620 00:24:42,233 --> 00:24:44,235 - Aisha, he's my cousin. 621 00:24:44,277 --> 00:24:46,028 - Then why do you have pictures of him in your bedroom? 622 00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:48,698 - They're of my whole family. - Oh. 623 00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:50,950 - It doesn't matter if Gil likes me or not. 624 00:24:50,992 --> 00:24:54,537 I can already feel how bad I'm gonna be at this. 625 00:24:54,579 --> 00:24:56,789 I wish I was more like you. 626 00:24:56,831 --> 00:25:00,668 You're never scared of anything. 627 00:25:00,710 --> 00:25:04,088 - Okay. Full disclosure. 628 00:25:04,130 --> 00:25:09,385 I am currently terrified of a tiny man named The Fish. 629 00:25:09,427 --> 00:25:11,054 I quit wrestling. 630 00:25:11,095 --> 00:25:12,263 - I mean, if you hated it-- 631 00:25:12,305 --> 00:25:14,932 - I don't even know if I hated it. 632 00:25:14,974 --> 00:25:18,186 I just hated being bad at something. 633 00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:20,688 I'm scared of feeling like a loser. 634 00:25:21,939 --> 00:25:24,901 - [sighs] Should we just give up this time? 635 00:25:24,942 --> 00:25:26,444 I mean, it's always right there as an option 636 00:25:26,486 --> 00:25:29,072 and we almost never do it. 637 00:25:29,113 --> 00:25:31,032 [gentle acoustic music playing] 638 00:25:31,074 --> 00:25:34,368 Or what if you do your scary thing 639 00:25:34,410 --> 00:25:38,081 and I do my scary thing and we just see how it goes? 640 00:25:38,122 --> 00:25:40,500 - What? Just like that? 641 00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:43,127 What's got you feeling so brave? 642 00:25:43,169 --> 00:25:44,670 - I don't know. 643 00:25:44,712 --> 00:25:46,756 Probably being next to my best friend 644 00:25:46,798 --> 00:25:48,049 who's always telling me 645 00:25:48,091 --> 00:25:50,676 I'm more than the things I've done before. 646 00:25:50,718 --> 00:25:52,887 * * 647 00:25:52,929 --> 00:25:56,391 - I love you. - I love you. 648 00:25:56,432 --> 00:25:57,683 Come on. 649 00:25:57,725 --> 00:26:04,065 * * 650 00:26:04,107 --> 00:26:05,900 [tape deck clicks, music stops] 651 00:26:05,942 --> 00:26:08,694 - Ol' Mac did it again. 652 00:26:10,530 --> 00:26:11,989 [door opens] 653 00:26:12,031 --> 00:26:15,118 [girls chattering indistinctly] 654 00:26:21,707 --> 00:26:22,667 [energetic music playing] 655 00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:25,211 - [high-pitched vocalizing] 656 00:26:25,253 --> 00:26:32,176 * * 657 00:26:34,345 --> 00:26:37,140 - * Yeah * 658 00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:40,143 * Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo * 659 00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:45,940 * Where are you going * 660 00:26:48,025 --> 00:26:50,778 * Where have you been * 661 00:26:51,863 --> 00:26:53,865 - Please. I didn't do anything. 662 00:26:53,906 --> 00:26:55,992 I did not do a single thing. Please. 663 00:26:56,033 --> 00:26:57,535 Please. Please! 664 00:26:57,577 --> 00:27:02,331 - * Don't leave with your love please * 665 00:27:02,373 --> 00:27:06,252 * Don't you leave me here on my own * 666 00:27:06,294 --> 00:27:09,589 * Don't leave with your love * 667 00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:11,799 * All alone * 668 00:27:11,841 --> 00:27:14,761 [high-pitched vocalizing] 669 00:27:14,802 --> 00:27:17,555 * Don't leave with your love * 670 00:27:17,597 --> 00:27:19,223 * Please, please * 671 00:27:19,265 --> 00:27:23,269 * Don't you leave me here on my own * 672 00:27:23,311 --> 00:27:26,064 * Don't leave with your love * 673 00:27:26,105 --> 00:27:29,609 * All alone * 674 00:27:29,650 --> 00:27:32,028 * Hey hey hey now now, baby * 675 00:27:32,070 --> 00:27:34,614 * Don't leave with your love * 676 00:27:34,655 --> 00:27:36,074 * Don't you leave * 677 00:27:36,115 --> 00:27:40,787 * Don't you leave me here on my own * 678 00:27:40,828 --> 00:27:43,414 * Don't leave with your love * 679 00:27:43,456 --> 00:27:46,084 * All alone * 680 00:27:46,125 --> 00:27:49,045 * No no no, baby * 681 00:27:49,087 --> 00:27:51,839 * Don't leave with your love * 682 00:27:51,881 --> 00:27:53,383 * Don't you leave * 683 00:27:53,424 --> 00:27:56,511 * Don't you leave me here on my own * 684 00:27:56,552 --> 00:27:57,637 * Don't * 685 00:27:57,678 --> 00:28:00,473 * Don't leave with your love * 686 00:28:00,515 --> 00:28:03,434 * All alone * 687 00:28:03,476 --> 00:28:09,857 * *