1 00:00:08,384 --> 00:00:10,762 - Previously on "Becoming Lexi: I am Me"... 2 00:00:10,803 --> 00:00:13,514 I thought me single-handedly saving the Douglas kids 3 00:00:13,556 --> 00:00:16,142 was gonna be the craziest thing to happen in 2020. 4 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:19,312 Little did I know, it wasn't. 5 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:22,315 [dramatic music] 6 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:28,029 * * 7 00:00:28,071 --> 00:00:30,740 - So we gotta shut everything down. 8 00:00:30,782 --> 00:00:34,285 Schools, stadiums, the secret rich person sex submarine 9 00:00:34,327 --> 00:00:35,578 in the Hollywood Reservoir. 10 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:37,413 And, out of an abundance of caution, 11 00:00:37,455 --> 00:00:38,706 I told Linda to stay home 12 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:41,501 'cause I'm gonna do my own sign language. 13 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,544 - But that didn't stop me from finding love 14 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:45,088 with the boy next door. 15 00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:47,131 - That filter makes you look really pretty. 16 00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:49,759 - Oh, it's not a filter. It's just me. 17 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:53,930 - Stop flirting. This is geometry class. 18 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:56,265 - And getting into a little drama. 19 00:00:56,307 --> 00:00:58,476 No, you're gaslighting me, Dana. 20 00:00:58,518 --> 00:01:00,770 - Ahh! - Yeah, suck on that. 21 00:01:00,812 --> 00:01:03,940 But now, life is finally getting back to normal. 22 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:06,651 I can't believe schools are reopening in a few weeks... 23 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:09,195 is a line my producers told me to say. 24 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:11,989 - Mac, are you at Kim Kardashian's birthday party? 25 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:14,742 Aren't you scared? - Jamie, don't be ridiculous. 26 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:16,619 Yes, 40 is very old for a woman, 27 00:01:16,661 --> 00:01:18,287 but I do not fear her. 28 00:01:18,329 --> 00:01:20,665 - No, the virus. 29 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:23,000 - Oh, I got vaccinated a long time ago. 30 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:25,461 Yeah, my dad golfs with either Johnson or Johnson. 31 00:01:25,503 --> 00:01:27,004 I forget which. 32 00:01:27,046 --> 00:01:29,090 - And what about you, Daisy? Are you excited for school? 33 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:30,675 - I am. 34 00:01:30,717 --> 00:01:32,343 Of course, quarantine has put into stark relief 35 00:01:32,385 --> 00:01:34,887 the inequities built into our-- 36 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:38,850 - Me too. - Yo, you're famous. 37 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:40,601 - I know. 38 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:44,772 Oh, I thought Jamie looked really bad, by the way. 39 00:01:44,814 --> 00:01:46,899 - You don't have to do that. I'm over it. 40 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:48,317 It was a year ago. 41 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:50,695 And not just a year, a quarantine year. 42 00:01:50,737 --> 00:01:52,196 I'm just happy to be back at school. 43 00:01:52,238 --> 00:01:53,614 - Me, too. 44 00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:55,742 I can't wait to start Junior year in a real classroom 45 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,452 at a desk that isn't an ironing board. 46 00:01:57,493 --> 00:01:58,661 - Girl, same. 47 00:01:58,703 --> 00:02:00,663 - I'm gonna pick up right where I left off. 48 00:02:00,705 --> 00:02:02,957 And that starts with becoming class president again. 49 00:02:02,999 --> 00:02:06,044 I got cheated out of 50% of my term last year. 50 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:08,755 But check this out, bam! 51 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:09,964 - [clears throat] 52 00:02:10,006 --> 00:02:12,592 "The hard work we do now will pay dividends 53 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,261 "in the future for years to come. 54 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,889 Daisy for President." 55 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:21,059 - Is it bad? - Very, but it doesn't matter. 56 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:24,437 Before the lockdown, you united the entire school. 57 00:02:24,479 --> 00:02:26,230 Pandemic or not, nobody's gonna forget that. 58 00:02:26,272 --> 00:02:27,774 - Yeah, that's true. 59 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:30,109 I got people to care about important stuff, 60 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:31,694 not just Bayside nonsense. 61 00:02:31,736 --> 00:02:33,821 - Exactly, you changed this place-- 62 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:34,864 - Mac! 63 00:02:34,906 --> 00:02:38,242 Mac Morris, get me down from here! 64 00:02:38,284 --> 00:02:41,829 - Well, even Martin Luther King couldn't get everybody. 65 00:02:41,871 --> 00:02:43,372 - Yeah. 66 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:45,541 - Ladies, help me out please. 67 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:49,504 My doctor said if I get one more wedgie, I'll die! 68 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:51,130 [school bell rings] 69 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:52,924 - * When I wake up in the mornin' * 70 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:54,675 * Alarm gives out a warnin' * 71 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:56,677 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 72 00:02:56,719 --> 00:02:57,970 [school bell ringing] 73 00:02:58,012 --> 00:02:59,305 * By the time I grab my books * 74 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:00,640 * And I give myself a look * 75 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,893 * I'm at the corner just in time * 76 00:03:03,935 --> 00:03:06,604 * It's all right, it's all right * 77 00:03:06,646 --> 00:03:08,147 * Saved by the bell, it's all right * 78 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:10,733 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 79 00:03:10,775 --> 00:03:13,486 * It's all right * 80 00:03:13,528 --> 00:03:17,657 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 81 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,575 [school bell ringing] 82 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:22,161 - All right, keep it moving. Come on. 83 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:26,124 This isn't cocktail hour. You drop and then you drive. 84 00:03:26,165 --> 00:03:29,669 Very good, there we go. 85 00:03:29,711 --> 00:03:32,171 - Have a good one, son. 86 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:34,424 Whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 87 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:36,467 - Sorry, Dad. I wasn't thinking. 88 00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:38,219 - That's my boy. 89 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:39,804 Morris men never use car doors. 90 00:03:39,846 --> 00:03:41,139 You rule! 91 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,974 Hey, Preppy, how you been? 92 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:45,893 - Hey, oh, you know, okay, I guess, considering. 93 00:03:45,935 --> 00:03:48,062 - Yeah. - It's been a rough year. 94 00:03:48,104 --> 00:03:49,355 [car honks] 95 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:51,607 - Hey, what happened to "keep it moving"? 96 00:03:51,649 --> 00:03:54,026 - I ran into my best friend is what happened! 97 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:56,446 Shut your trap. 98 00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:57,739 Yeah, sorry about the election, man. 99 00:03:57,780 --> 00:03:59,031 You know, I would've voted for you, 100 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:00,575 but I had to write in Chester Cheetah 101 00:04:00,616 --> 00:04:02,076 for this contest I was trying to win. 102 00:04:02,118 --> 00:04:04,537 - It's fine, but I'll tell you, I don't regret 103 00:04:04,579 --> 00:04:06,664 keeping the Douglas kids here at the school. 104 00:04:06,706 --> 00:04:09,167 But boy, did it make rich, white parents mad. 105 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:10,460 They didn't just vote me out, 106 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:11,836 they got me banned from the NextDoor app. 107 00:04:11,878 --> 00:04:13,546 - Well, you did the right thing. 108 00:04:13,588 --> 00:04:15,465 I mean, it's not your fault Californians vote 109 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:16,466 for whoever's the most famous. 110 00:04:16,507 --> 00:04:17,884 - Yeah. 111 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,677 But Governor Prince Harry's doing a pretty good job. 112 00:04:19,719 --> 00:04:21,804 - Yeah. - Anyway, it doesn't matter. 113 00:04:21,846 --> 00:04:23,347 Worse things happened this year. 114 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:24,599 - Yeah. 115 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:28,061 - Are you going to the thing at the Max? 116 00:04:29,854 --> 00:04:32,857 - I don't know. I'll have to see. 117 00:04:32,899 --> 00:04:35,485 - Okay. Well, better get going. 118 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:36,861 Don't want to miss "The View." 119 00:04:36,903 --> 00:04:38,529 That's what I call watching Kelly in the shower. 120 00:04:38,571 --> 00:04:40,406 - Ahh! All right. 121 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:42,283 - See ya. 122 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:45,036 - Finally. - Hey, Slater! 123 00:04:45,078 --> 00:04:47,288 - God damn it! - Oh, you just missed Zack. 124 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:49,373 - Oh, yeah? How's he doing? 125 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:52,168 - He seemed a little down, actually. 126 00:04:52,210 --> 00:04:53,795 - I mean, who isn't? 127 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:56,255 I just spent the past year trapped in a house 128 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:58,216 with a guy I'm divorcing. 129 00:04:58,257 --> 00:04:59,509 - I'm sorry. I didn't know. 130 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,760 - It's fine. 131 00:05:00,802 --> 00:05:01,928 We haven't told Jamie yet, 132 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,388 but we're working with a therapist 133 00:05:03,429 --> 00:05:05,556 who specializes in conscious uncoupling. 134 00:05:05,598 --> 00:05:08,101 He also does unconscious recoupling, 135 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:09,894 which I don't totally get, 136 00:05:09,936 --> 00:05:13,064 but I think it's just having sex on Ambien. 137 00:05:13,106 --> 00:05:15,817 - I could never do therapy. Don't believe in it. 138 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:17,443 - Everybody could benefit from therapy, Slater. 139 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:18,945 - Not me. 140 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,905 Whenever I have a problem, I just get my body moving. 141 00:05:20,947 --> 00:05:23,825 Go for a little run, lift some weights, 142 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:25,618 put on a ski mask and challenge a stranger 143 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:27,453 to a wrestling match. 144 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:28,746 Yeah, that's my therapy. 145 00:05:28,788 --> 00:05:31,082 - Just as long as you're not using exercise 146 00:05:31,124 --> 00:05:33,501 as a substitute for feeling your feelings. 147 00:05:33,543 --> 00:05:35,586 - That's what I was gonna say! 148 00:05:35,628 --> 00:05:38,464 - Hey, pal, you wanna put on a ski mask and go? 149 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:40,842 'Cause I'm feeling real sad right now! 150 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:45,972 [upbeat music] 151 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,640 * * 152 00:05:47,682 --> 00:05:49,434 - Could you take a half step to the left? 153 00:05:49,475 --> 00:05:50,601 You're in Lexi's light. 154 00:05:50,643 --> 00:05:51,936 - I'm waiting for Jamie. 155 00:05:51,978 --> 00:05:53,896 Today's the first day in, like, a year we can be 156 00:05:53,938 --> 00:05:56,649 within six feet of each other, and I want it to be perfect. 157 00:05:56,691 --> 00:05:58,818 - It's a very sexy situation. 158 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:00,778 Even though they've been dating all quarantine, 159 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:02,238 they haven't had their second kiss yet. 160 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,407 - Hey, can you stop being excited about this? 161 00:06:04,449 --> 00:06:05,658 It's making me not excited about it. 162 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:09,287 - Silly String attack! 163 00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:11,122 - What the hell, Mac? 164 00:06:11,164 --> 00:06:13,291 - Okay, I know it might seem like I just pranked you 165 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:15,543 for no reason, but this is actually a prank 166 00:06:15,585 --> 00:06:17,128 I've had in my prank bank since last year 167 00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:20,006 and was saving it for April Fools' Day 2020. 168 00:06:20,048 --> 00:06:23,551 - Oh, that makes total sense. I need no further explanation. 169 00:06:23,593 --> 00:06:24,802 - Wait, I do. 170 00:06:24,844 --> 00:06:26,262 - I'm trying to make up for everything 171 00:06:26,304 --> 00:06:27,638 that I didn't get to do during the pandemic. 172 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,140 Pranks I didn't pull, 173 00:06:29,182 --> 00:06:31,184 parties I didn't throw, girls I didn't kiss. 174 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:34,812 Oh, speaking of that, question for you two. 175 00:06:34,854 --> 00:06:37,398 If you could guess, what month would we have hooked up? 176 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:38,983 - Never. - June, maybe? 177 00:06:39,025 --> 00:06:39,942 Oh. 178 00:06:39,984 --> 00:06:42,987 - In June? - Hey, Lexi. 179 00:06:43,029 --> 00:06:46,949 - Oh, hey, Jamie. Are you eating a hot dog? 180 00:06:46,991 --> 00:06:50,119 - Mm-hmm, how are you? - Not like this! 181 00:06:50,161 --> 00:06:52,455 Sorry, I just don't want to kiss in front of people 182 00:06:52,497 --> 00:06:54,832 because I'm really religious now. 183 00:06:54,874 --> 00:06:57,168 In the name of the Father, and the Son, 184 00:06:57,210 --> 00:07:00,046 and holy moly, a-mentos. 185 00:07:00,088 --> 00:07:05,343 * * 186 00:07:05,385 --> 00:07:06,552 - Hey, Nadia! 187 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:08,513 - Ixnay on the adianay. 188 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:09,806 It's Pig Latin. 189 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:11,182 Like "The Three Stooges." 190 00:07:11,224 --> 00:07:13,393 - How old are you? - I was raised by a grandma. 191 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:15,019 Just stop waving at Nadia. 192 00:07:15,061 --> 00:07:16,813 - All right, settle down, everybody. 193 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:17,980 Everybody take a seat. 194 00:07:18,022 --> 00:07:20,566 Hey, welcome back, Bayside! 195 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:22,235 [cheers and applause] 196 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:23,861 All right, listen, 197 00:07:23,903 --> 00:07:26,447 I know this last year wasn't easy, 198 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:29,867 but together, we made distance learning work. 199 00:07:29,909 --> 00:07:31,828 And not to toot my own horn, 200 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:35,289 but I got a little write up in the "LA Times." 201 00:07:35,331 --> 00:07:40,837 "Local Principal Does Passable Job at Distance Learning. 202 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:43,715 "You have zero free articles left for this month. 203 00:07:43,756 --> 00:07:45,717 Please click here to subscribe." So... 204 00:07:45,758 --> 00:07:48,845 - Obviously, there will still be some challenges, 205 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:50,388 so if anyone's feeling overwhelmed, 206 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:51,681 that's totally normal. 207 00:07:51,723 --> 00:07:52,932 - That's right. 208 00:07:52,974 --> 00:07:54,892 Dr. Spano will be extending her office hours 209 00:07:54,934 --> 00:07:57,145 for any students who need to talk. 210 00:07:57,186 --> 00:07:58,563 - And conversely... 211 00:07:58,604 --> 00:08:01,566 - Oh, announcements are only for long sleeve teachers. 212 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:02,900 - I will be doing 213 00:08:02,942 --> 00:08:05,570 an alternative therapeutic solution called 214 00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:07,739 Pump the Pain Away with Coach Slater. 215 00:08:07,780 --> 00:08:11,200 Show of hands, how many dozens of you guys are interested? 216 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:17,582 I'll just be over here. Right, yeah. 217 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:19,208 - Moving on, as many of you know, 218 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:22,503 Bayside has a bitter rivalry with Valley. 219 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:23,755 [all yelling] Hey! 220 00:08:23,796 --> 00:08:25,256 All right, hold on. I know! 221 00:08:25,298 --> 00:08:27,717 - Why would you mention them? - I'm gonna puke! 222 00:08:27,759 --> 00:08:29,594 - Just let me finish. 223 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:31,262 Bayside has been chosen 224 00:08:31,304 --> 00:08:35,058 to host the Southern California School Spirit Competition. 225 00:08:35,099 --> 00:08:39,395 It's an event designed to gauge a school's pep and enthusiasm, 226 00:08:39,437 --> 00:08:42,732 and the winner takes home the ultimate prize, 227 00:08:42,774 --> 00:08:48,613 a tiny spirit stick, which, as of 1996, 228 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:51,657 has a little tassel on it. 229 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:53,701 [crowd murmurs in awe] - I want that. 230 00:08:53,743 --> 00:08:55,119 - I don't like the sound of this. 231 00:08:55,161 --> 00:08:56,245 - What? 232 00:08:56,287 --> 00:08:58,247 - Every time Bayside nonsense comes up, 233 00:08:58,289 --> 00:09:00,124 it always gets foisted on Student Council. 234 00:09:00,166 --> 00:09:02,210 - Naturally, the Student Council 235 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:04,003 will be taking the lead on this. 236 00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:05,338 - What a stupid waste of time. 237 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:07,131 This isn't what people need right now. 238 00:09:07,173 --> 00:09:10,301 - Yes, this is exactly what people need right now, 239 00:09:10,343 --> 00:09:12,011 a return to fun! 240 00:09:12,053 --> 00:09:15,264 A return to everything that makes Bayside, Bayside. 241 00:09:15,306 --> 00:09:18,684 And that is why I am running for President. 242 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:22,563 [cheers and applause] 243 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:25,608 Well, that and because Rick Singer said that I had to 244 00:09:25,650 --> 00:09:27,360 or I else I wouldn't get into Stanford. 245 00:09:27,402 --> 00:09:30,071 But yeah! All right! 246 00:09:30,113 --> 00:09:32,824 - Time out. No one's gonna buy this. 247 00:09:32,865 --> 00:09:34,492 She didn't even mention hard work 248 00:09:34,534 --> 00:09:37,829 or the dividends that hard work could hypothetically produce. 249 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:40,373 - Who likes T-shirts? 250 00:09:40,415 --> 00:09:41,749 all: We do! 251 00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:44,377 - Whoo! 252 00:09:44,419 --> 00:09:47,004 - Do you have any women's extra-large? 253 00:09:47,046 --> 00:09:48,715 That's what I wear. 254 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:51,509 - Thank you, yes! - I would love a T-shirt. 255 00:09:51,551 --> 00:09:53,219 - What's up with you and Nadia? 256 00:09:53,261 --> 00:09:56,180 - Nothing, things just kind of fizzled out over quarantine. 257 00:09:56,222 --> 00:09:58,182 - But I thought you guys were serious. 258 00:09:58,224 --> 00:10:00,685 You unfollowed all of those butt models on Instagram. 259 00:10:00,727 --> 00:10:02,687 - Okay, those are fitness influencers. 260 00:10:02,729 --> 00:10:04,856 And if a fitness influencer happens to have a wagon 261 00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:06,816 like a Pixar mom, that ain't on me. 262 00:10:06,858 --> 00:10:08,776 - So what happened? 263 00:10:08,818 --> 00:10:12,029 - I don't know, Aisha. She ghosted me. 264 00:10:12,071 --> 00:10:14,615 - What? You know what? 265 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:17,368 I think that somebody's gotta go tell her about herself. 266 00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:18,411 - Under no circumstances 267 00:10:18,453 --> 00:10:20,037 are you to tell her about herself. 268 00:10:20,079 --> 00:10:22,415 - Fine, I will keep my opinions to myself. 269 00:10:22,457 --> 00:10:23,875 I'm good at that. 270 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,918 - Deal. - Hey, Aisha. 271 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,379 * * 272 00:10:28,421 --> 00:10:31,382 - Colt looks like a stretched-out Bruno Mars! 273 00:10:31,424 --> 00:10:33,384 [timer rings] 274 00:10:33,426 --> 00:10:36,137 - Okay, Amber, that's gonna be the end of our relationship. 275 00:10:36,179 --> 00:10:38,681 That was an amazing "two weeks" together. 276 00:10:38,723 --> 00:10:40,266 You can send over my next girlfriend. 277 00:10:44,145 --> 00:10:46,230 - Hey, I have a big problem. 278 00:10:46,272 --> 00:10:48,107 - Me too. There's not enough time 279 00:10:48,149 --> 00:10:50,068 to cram a year's worth of social events into one week. 280 00:10:50,109 --> 00:10:54,072 - I have a real problem. Do you think I can beat Yasmin? 281 00:10:54,113 --> 00:10:55,865 - In Scottish Highland dancing? 282 00:10:55,907 --> 00:10:57,075 Hell no. She's nationally ranked. 283 00:10:57,116 --> 00:10:58,659 - In the student council election. 284 00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:01,287 - Oh, also no. - Why? 285 00:11:01,329 --> 00:11:03,539 Before the pandemic, I was doing a great job, okay? 286 00:11:03,581 --> 00:11:05,958 I got people to care about big important issues. 287 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,585 - Yeah, and then everybody got stuck 288 00:11:07,627 --> 00:11:09,045 in their houses for a year. 289 00:11:09,087 --> 00:11:10,588 Now they just wanna have fun. 290 00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:12,048 You're a lot of things, Daisy-- 291 00:11:12,090 --> 00:11:18,262 smart, hardworking, imaginary-- but you're not fun. 292 00:11:18,304 --> 00:11:19,680 - It's not fair. 293 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:22,141 The stupid pandemic messed up my presidency last year. 294 00:11:22,183 --> 00:11:23,810 I'm not gonna let it mess up this year, too. 295 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,436 - I get it. 296 00:11:25,478 --> 00:11:27,397 Why do you think I wanna throw all of last year's parties? 297 00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:29,440 'Cause the pandemic can only take our prom, 298 00:11:29,482 --> 00:11:32,360 our luau, our guys-only Wet-Tighty-Whitey contest 299 00:11:32,402 --> 00:11:35,530 if we let it. 300 00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:37,782 - Hey, what if, instead of scheduling 301 00:11:37,824 --> 00:11:40,827 a million parties you missed, you just throw one big one 302 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,370 that was every party rolled into one? 303 00:11:42,412 --> 00:11:45,581 - That's a fantastic idea, but where? 304 00:11:45,623 --> 00:11:48,209 Toddman won't let me throw anything at the school. 305 00:11:48,251 --> 00:11:49,919 Last year, I tried to rent out the football field 306 00:11:49,961 --> 00:11:51,462 for this thing called Sex Fest Five, 307 00:11:51,504 --> 00:11:53,214 and he was like, "No." 308 00:11:53,256 --> 00:11:55,133 - Okay, well, I can get Toddman to sign off. 309 00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:56,968 - Why would you do that? 310 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:59,971 - Because I'm gonna throw the party with you. 311 00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:01,347 * * 312 00:12:05,727 --> 00:12:09,439 [upbeat music] 313 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,232 - You know, I feel like everyone's still getting used 314 00:12:11,274 --> 00:12:13,401 to being back in the real world. 315 00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:15,486 Like, did we always wear these hard pants? 316 00:12:15,528 --> 00:12:17,488 - At least you don't have to wear a bra. 317 00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:21,409 Just kidding, what am I, some 30-year-old loser? 318 00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:22,744 - [sniffs] Is that you? 319 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:23,995 You smell amazing. 320 00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:26,831 - Thanks, it's Pheromone by Tom Ford. 321 00:12:26,873 --> 00:12:30,084 Just don't wear it hiking, or a coyote will mate with you. 322 00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:32,170 - Cool. - I need lip balm! 323 00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:34,797 Oh, God, are you okay? 324 00:12:34,839 --> 00:12:36,382 - Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 325 00:12:36,424 --> 00:12:38,426 There was probably too much blood in my nose anyway, 326 00:12:38,468 --> 00:12:40,178 so good thing we got it out. 327 00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:42,597 - Sorry, just don't go to the nurse's office. 328 00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:44,849 She's too sexy. 329 00:12:44,891 --> 00:12:46,309 Damn it. 330 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:47,977 - Why can't you just kiss him? 331 00:12:48,019 --> 00:12:49,562 - Because after a year of buildup, 332 00:12:49,604 --> 00:12:51,731 I'm not gonna have some B-plus second kiss 333 00:12:51,773 --> 00:12:53,191 in front of a locker. 334 00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:55,193 We've been through a war, Daisy. 335 00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:56,736 I need my Times Square kiss. 336 00:12:56,778 --> 00:12:59,363 - You know, that picture isn't actually romantic. 337 00:12:59,405 --> 00:13:01,324 That sailor assaulted that woman. 338 00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:04,202 - Wow, the world used to be so sexist. 339 00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:05,912 Anyways, toots, I got a question for you. 340 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,789 I need it to be snowing at the Snowflake Ball, 341 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:11,209 but for the Bikini Car Wash--never mind. 342 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:14,670 Fur bikinis. 343 00:13:14,712 --> 00:13:16,464 - Wait, so you're doing every event? 344 00:13:16,506 --> 00:13:18,007 Like, even the Sweethearts Dance? 345 00:13:18,049 --> 00:13:20,343 - Yeah, except the Date Auction because Daisy said that 346 00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:21,594 too many people would bid on me 347 00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:23,221 and it would cause a traffic jam. 348 00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:25,556 - No, I said it was human trafficking. 349 00:13:25,598 --> 00:13:28,184 - The Sweethearts Dance is the most romantic event 350 00:13:28,226 --> 00:13:29,560 of the Bayside social calendar. 351 00:13:29,602 --> 00:13:32,313 It's the perfect venue for our second kiss. 352 00:13:32,355 --> 00:13:34,399 - And what a delicious sight it will be! 353 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,193 - You're not a part of this. 354 00:13:37,235 --> 00:13:40,196 [soft music] 355 00:13:40,238 --> 00:13:42,156 * * 356 00:13:42,198 --> 00:13:45,576 - Hey, did you tell kids not to go to Pitta-pawcs? 357 00:13:45,618 --> 00:13:46,702 - What? 358 00:13:46,744 --> 00:13:48,579 - Pump the Pain Away with Coach Slater. 359 00:13:48,621 --> 00:13:49,956 Nobody showed up. 360 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,374 - I'm sorry, Slater. 361 00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:53,251 - Meanwhile, there's a line of kids a mile long 362 00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:54,627 waiting to talk to you. 363 00:13:54,669 --> 00:13:56,546 What are you giving away in here, free pog slammers? 364 00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:58,297 - Look, this generation is 365 00:13:58,339 --> 00:13:59,882 just more emotionally mature than we were. 366 00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:03,302 They get that there's value in processing difficult things 367 00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:04,679 with other people. 368 00:14:04,721 --> 00:14:07,223 It doesn't have to be a therapist. 369 00:14:07,265 --> 00:14:08,516 It can be a friend. 370 00:14:08,558 --> 00:14:11,686 - Right, therapist, a friend, 371 00:14:11,728 --> 00:14:13,980 thousand push-ups. It can be any of those. 372 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,940 - Look, I just think when we're all together tomorrow-- 373 00:14:15,982 --> 00:14:17,859 - Yeah, look, I'm not going to the Max tomorrow. 374 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,485 - Slater, come on. 375 00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:22,613 - You have your way of dealing with things, and I have mine. 376 00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:29,579 * * 377 00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:35,585 - Do you have a problem? 378 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,295 - Nope. - You sure? 379 00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:38,671 'Cause you keep looking at me 380 00:14:38,713 --> 00:14:40,965 and muttering under your breath like Yosemite Sam. 381 00:14:41,007 --> 00:14:44,635 - No, I don't. 382 00:14:44,677 --> 00:14:46,471 That fricking, fracking, no-good, 383 00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:48,514 rooting-tooting screwy rabbit. 384 00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:52,143 Fine, I do have a problem. You ghosted my friend. 385 00:14:52,185 --> 00:14:53,352 - What? No, I didn't. 386 00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:55,354 DeVante cheated on me. 387 00:14:55,396 --> 00:14:57,356 - No way, D wouldn't do that. 388 00:14:57,398 --> 00:14:59,317 He won't even cheat when we play Scrabble, 389 00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,985 and I cheat the whole time. 390 00:15:01,027 --> 00:15:02,820 - I really liked DeVante, 391 00:15:02,862 --> 00:15:04,489 but the couple times we hung out, 392 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,657 he was real shady with his phone. 393 00:15:06,699 --> 00:15:08,659 He kept getting texts from some girl 394 00:15:08,701 --> 00:15:12,955 whose number wasn't saved in his contacts. 395 00:15:12,997 --> 00:15:14,415 - You don't know it was a girl. 396 00:15:14,457 --> 00:15:16,209 It could've been someone else he's ashamed of. 397 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,752 Like, maybe he's one of those guys 398 00:15:17,794 --> 00:15:19,796 that's really into tickling, and it was his tickle master. 399 00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,381 - Oh, it was a girl. 400 00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:23,466 You should have seen the emojis she was sending. 401 00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:25,343 It was disgusting. 402 00:15:25,385 --> 00:15:29,514 Eggplant, droplets, tongue, droplets. 403 00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:32,058 - Droplets twice? That girl's a freak. 404 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:34,352 - And then after that, I never heard from him again. 405 00:15:34,394 --> 00:15:37,522 - Oh, I didn't know. 406 00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:39,232 I'm sorry that I came at you like that. 407 00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:40,483 - It's okay. 408 00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:42,026 I'm happy we could clear the air. 409 00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:44,654 Black female surf enthusiasts need to stick together. 410 00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:46,781 - Oh, this isn't a surfboard. 411 00:15:46,823 --> 00:15:49,826 I was trying to make a coaster and just got carried away. 412 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:52,829 [upbeat music] 413 00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,956 * * 414 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:58,292 - Enjoy this party I threw. Take a pin. 415 00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:01,713 * * 416 00:16:01,754 --> 00:16:04,340 - "The fun parties we have now 417 00:16:04,382 --> 00:16:06,551 "will pay dividends in our memories forever. 418 00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:09,053 Vote for Daisy for president." 419 00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:10,722 This is good. 420 00:16:10,763 --> 00:16:12,682 Hey, cover your ears for a second. 421 00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:15,685 - What? 422 00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:17,437 [airhorn blasts] 423 00:16:17,478 --> 00:16:20,064 - Okay, everybody, it's luau time! 424 00:16:20,106 --> 00:16:22,150 [ukulele strums] 425 00:16:22,191 --> 00:16:28,072 [yelling and drums] 426 00:16:28,114 --> 00:16:31,075 - This isn't gonna be, like, overwhelming for people, is it? 427 00:16:31,117 --> 00:16:33,828 - No, I'm actually concerned it's gonna be underwhelming. 428 00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:36,247 Do you wanna learn how to swallow swords real quick? 429 00:16:36,289 --> 00:16:38,166 - No! - No? 430 00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,543 [airhorn blasts] 431 00:16:40,585 --> 00:16:42,378 [electronic music playing] 432 00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:43,921 - You cheated on Nadia? 433 00:16:43,963 --> 00:16:46,090 - So we just don't say hi to each other anymore, huh? 434 00:16:46,132 --> 00:16:47,800 - I can't believe that you would throw a good thing away 435 00:16:47,842 --> 00:16:49,761 with Nadia for some side chick. 436 00:16:49,802 --> 00:16:51,387 What's that unsaved number? Is that her? 437 00:16:51,429 --> 00:16:53,431 - Hey, you know what I think? 438 00:16:53,473 --> 00:16:55,933 I think somebody's unhappy with their own love life 439 00:16:55,975 --> 00:16:59,771 and wants to mess around with somebody else's. 440 00:16:59,812 --> 00:17:03,608 - Tell me who 818-109-4142 is. - No! 441 00:17:03,649 --> 00:17:05,109 And how did you memorize that number so fast? 442 00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:07,445 You looked at the phone for like, a second. 443 00:17:07,487 --> 00:17:08,613 - What are you doing? 444 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:10,114 What are you doing? Please stop. 445 00:17:10,156 --> 00:17:11,407 - It's fine. - Stop! 446 00:17:11,449 --> 00:17:15,953 [phone ringing] 447 00:17:15,995 --> 00:17:17,121 - Hello! 448 00:17:17,163 --> 00:17:19,957 - Wait. 449 00:17:19,999 --> 00:17:23,503 You cheated with Toddman? - No, God, no. 450 00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,171 I told him I was worried about getting my grandma sick, 451 00:17:25,213 --> 00:17:27,423 so he said I can come stay with him, and I did. 452 00:17:27,465 --> 00:17:28,925 Okay? Are you happy now? 453 00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:31,094 - But why was he sending you all those sexy emojis? 454 00:17:31,135 --> 00:17:32,762 - He doesn't know they're sexy. 455 00:17:32,804 --> 00:17:34,806 He made eggplant parm and peach cobbler for dessert. 456 00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:37,809 And you know what? It was mouthwatering. 457 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:41,229 - Oh, and you didn't want to tell Nadia any of that? 458 00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:42,980 - No, Aisha. 459 00:17:43,022 --> 00:17:44,273 And I didn't want to tell you either. 460 00:17:44,315 --> 00:17:47,443 * * 461 00:17:47,485 --> 00:17:50,822 - Is this my alma mater? Hey, you know what? 462 00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:53,324 You didn't invite me to the reunion, 463 00:17:53,366 --> 00:17:55,993 and I don't have any money! 464 00:17:56,035 --> 00:17:58,663 - * Blow it up ay ay blow it up * 465 00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:00,373 * Blow it up ay ay blow it up * 466 00:18:00,415 --> 00:18:02,375 - Okay, I really think this is too much. 467 00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:04,794 People are just getting used to being around each other. 468 00:18:04,836 --> 00:18:06,629 So maybe no more jarring theme changes? 469 00:18:06,671 --> 00:18:08,506 - Hey, I've been waiting all night 470 00:18:08,548 --> 00:18:09,924 for the Sweethearts Dance. 471 00:18:09,966 --> 00:18:11,676 Can you switch to it with no advance warning? 472 00:18:11,718 --> 00:18:13,386 - Ooh, that's gonna be tough. 473 00:18:13,428 --> 00:18:16,180 We still have the Costume Ball, then the Murder Mystery Party, 474 00:18:16,222 --> 00:18:17,515 then it's Daylight Savings, 475 00:18:17,557 --> 00:18:18,683 so we start at the beginning of the party-- 476 00:18:18,725 --> 00:18:20,768 - Just do it now. - Okay, okay. 477 00:18:20,810 --> 00:18:21,936 - * Drop the bomb blow it up * 478 00:18:21,978 --> 00:18:24,480 [airhorn blasts] 479 00:18:24,522 --> 00:18:25,815 Okay, everybody. 480 00:18:25,857 --> 00:18:27,775 Although it's out of order and seems counter 481 00:18:27,817 --> 00:18:29,318 to the organic flow of the party, 482 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:32,447 it's time for the Sweethearts Dance. 483 00:18:32,488 --> 00:18:33,740 [slow music] 484 00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:35,324 - Come on, let's dance. 485 00:18:35,366 --> 00:18:37,368 - * We don't have to call it love * 486 00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:39,954 * It's just us * 487 00:18:39,996 --> 00:18:42,206 * * 488 00:18:42,248 --> 00:18:45,835 - Hey, I've been getting weird vibes from you, like, all week. 489 00:18:45,877 --> 00:18:49,255 - What? No, you haven't. 490 00:18:49,297 --> 00:18:51,049 - Yeah, yeah, I have. 491 00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:53,134 You keep running away every time I try to touch you. 492 00:18:53,176 --> 00:18:55,470 Nurse Scarlett said you almost broke my nose. 493 00:18:55,511 --> 00:18:56,721 - I told you not to go to her. 494 00:18:56,763 --> 00:18:58,014 - I feel like you don't want to kiss me. 495 00:18:58,056 --> 00:19:00,308 - I am literally trying to kiss you right now 496 00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:01,559 if you'd just stop talking. 497 00:19:01,601 --> 00:19:03,061 - Lexi, I'm allowed to talk. 498 00:19:03,102 --> 00:19:05,480 - No, I know, and look, I wanna have this conversation. 499 00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:07,023 We just don't have a lot of time right now. 500 00:19:07,065 --> 00:19:08,733 [airhorn blasts] 501 00:19:08,775 --> 00:19:10,818 - And now the moment you've all been waiting for! 502 00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:13,488 It's Mac's birthday party! 503 00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:16,282 [accordion music] 504 00:19:16,324 --> 00:19:18,117 - What the hell is that? 505 00:19:18,159 --> 00:19:20,244 - Oh, you see, the theme for my birthday 506 00:19:20,286 --> 00:19:23,289 was gonna be Escape from the Haunted Carnival. 507 00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:26,375 - Just kiss me, and everything will stop being weird! 508 00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:28,002 [screaming] 509 00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:29,712 - Hey, I'm leaving. 510 00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:32,423 both: Why? The fun's just getting started! 511 00:19:32,465 --> 00:19:33,633 - Could you not? 512 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:34,967 [airhorn blasts] 513 00:19:35,009 --> 00:19:37,095 [all screaming] 514 00:19:37,136 --> 00:19:40,098 - And now it's time for the lock in! 515 00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:49,232 - Hey, I know I got in your business-- 516 00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:52,360 - You don't have to apologize. - Good, 'cause I'm not. 517 00:19:52,402 --> 00:19:54,862 I know I got in your business, but you're my friend, bro. 518 00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:56,322 And friends don't let people 519 00:19:56,364 --> 00:19:58,449 that they care about make stupid mistakes. 520 00:19:58,491 --> 00:20:01,327 If I did, Daisy would have a tattoo that says "books." 521 00:20:01,369 --> 00:20:04,622 - Okay, friend. Let's talk about your business. 522 00:20:04,664 --> 00:20:06,707 Part of the reason you're so worked up about me and Nadia 523 00:20:06,749 --> 00:20:08,084 is because you're upset 524 00:20:08,126 --> 00:20:10,670 about how things went down with you and Jamie. 525 00:20:10,712 --> 00:20:12,880 - Fine, maybe you're right. Okay? 526 00:20:12,922 --> 00:20:14,424 He really liked me, and it was scary, 527 00:20:14,465 --> 00:20:15,842 so I ended it 528 00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,760 instead of being vulnerable for even one second. 529 00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:20,304 - I get it. - I know you get it, dumbass, 530 00:20:20,346 --> 00:20:21,806 because you're doing the same thing. 531 00:20:21,848 --> 00:20:23,182 - Hey, is it too late to change friend groups? 532 00:20:23,224 --> 00:20:24,600 'Cause on the first day of school, 533 00:20:24,642 --> 00:20:25,935 Mason asked me if I liked trains, 534 00:20:25,977 --> 00:20:27,729 and I'm starting to wish I said yes. 535 00:20:27,770 --> 00:20:29,355 - You let Nadia think that you were cheating 536 00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:31,941 because it was easier than showing her your house, 537 00:20:31,983 --> 00:20:33,317 or letting her meet your grandma, 538 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:34,944 or letting her find out 539 00:20:34,986 --> 00:20:38,239 that you have problems that maybe she doesn't. 540 00:20:38,281 --> 00:20:39,907 Don't make the same mistake that I did. 541 00:20:39,949 --> 00:20:43,202 [soft music] 542 00:20:43,244 --> 00:20:46,289 * * 543 00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:49,459 - Hey. - Hey. 544 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,169 - You look rough. 545 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:53,254 - Yeah, you were smart to climb out the window when you did. 546 00:20:53,296 --> 00:20:57,175 The clown won prom king and then puked on everybody. 547 00:20:57,216 --> 00:21:01,304 Hey, can we talk? 548 00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:03,056 - Yeah, sure. 549 00:21:05,975 --> 00:21:09,937 - I'm so sorry. The situation's just weird. 550 00:21:09,979 --> 00:21:11,981 Like, it's kind of romantic 551 00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:13,816 we've been long-distance dating all year, 552 00:21:13,858 --> 00:21:16,110 but it's also a lot of buildup. 553 00:21:16,152 --> 00:21:18,488 Like those Christians who don't kiss 554 00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:20,156 until they're married, which if you think about it, 555 00:21:20,198 --> 00:21:22,241 is a lot more perverted than just having sex. 556 00:21:22,283 --> 00:21:23,743 - Lexi. 557 00:21:23,785 --> 00:21:28,372 - Okay, I just put too much pressure on our second kiss. 558 00:21:28,414 --> 00:21:32,752 And honestly, it wasn't just the last year. 559 00:21:32,794 --> 00:21:35,505 This relationship is something I've thought about for, like, 560 00:21:35,546 --> 00:21:38,049 my whole life, 561 00:21:38,091 --> 00:21:41,260 and I really don't want to screw it up. 562 00:21:41,302 --> 00:21:44,680 And I'm sorry for making you think I didn't want to kiss you 563 00:21:44,722 --> 00:21:47,642 because I do. 564 00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:49,685 - It's okay. 565 00:21:49,727 --> 00:21:52,772 I do, too. 566 00:21:52,814 --> 00:21:56,692 * * 567 00:21:56,734 --> 00:21:58,403 - Sometimes the imperfect 568 00:21:58,444 --> 00:22:00,363 is even more beautiful than the perfect. 569 00:22:00,405 --> 00:22:02,532 both: Get out of here! 570 00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:07,954 * * 571 00:22:07,995 --> 00:22:11,332 - Hey, thought you might need some help. 572 00:22:11,374 --> 00:22:13,167 - Yeah, thanks. 573 00:22:13,209 --> 00:22:15,378 It was gonna take forever with just me and Coach Slater. 574 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:18,131 - How you do even make this many scuff marks? 575 00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:20,508 Did a Roomba run over a sack of dog crap? 576 00:22:22,927 --> 00:22:26,556 - Do you not know how to clean? - No, I do. 577 00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:29,642 Do you have one of those wet, colorful rectangles? 578 00:22:29,684 --> 00:22:31,185 - Yeah. 579 00:22:36,941 --> 00:22:39,569 - Hey, you still might win. 580 00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:41,863 - But even if I do win, 581 00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:43,740 what I really wanted was everything 582 00:22:43,781 --> 00:22:45,324 to go back to normal. 583 00:22:45,366 --> 00:22:47,535 I wanted to pick up right where I left off 584 00:22:47,577 --> 00:22:51,372 and pretend like last year didn't happen. 585 00:22:51,414 --> 00:22:54,167 - Yeah, me too. 586 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:59,797 - But now I realize I can't, because last year did happen, 587 00:22:59,839 --> 00:23:04,052 and we lost a bunch of stuff we're never gonna get back. 588 00:23:04,093 --> 00:23:08,264 We're never gonna have another sophomore year. 589 00:23:08,306 --> 00:23:12,060 And there are people we're never gonna see again. 590 00:23:12,101 --> 00:23:18,066 And everybody can't just instantly be okay. 591 00:23:18,107 --> 00:23:24,030 - Yeah, so what do we do? 592 00:23:24,072 --> 00:23:26,949 - I don't know. 593 00:23:26,991 --> 00:23:29,786 - Hey, you guys want some help? 594 00:23:29,827 --> 00:23:32,163 - Yeah, how'd you know? 595 00:23:32,205 --> 00:23:34,207 - We just followed the trail of Mardi Gras beads 596 00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:35,458 from what I personally believe 597 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,126 to be the most offensive portion of last night. 598 00:23:37,168 --> 00:23:38,628 - Yeah, I've never cleaned before, 599 00:23:38,669 --> 00:23:41,297 but I do know a tap routine that involves a mop. 600 00:23:41,339 --> 00:23:43,508 - Should we get to it, guys? - Yeah. 601 00:23:43,549 --> 00:23:45,009 - Let's do it. - Let's go over here. 602 00:23:45,051 --> 00:23:52,058 * * 603 00:23:54,060 --> 00:23:56,062 - I can't believe everybody came to help. 604 00:23:56,104 --> 00:23:58,815 - See, you did change this place. 605 00:23:58,856 --> 00:24:01,442 They didn't forget. 606 00:24:01,484 --> 00:24:03,945 * * 607 00:24:03,986 --> 00:24:05,613 - Hey. 608 00:24:05,655 --> 00:24:11,119 So I'm ready if you still wanna go to the Max. 609 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:14,163 - Really? - Yeah. 610 00:24:14,205 --> 00:24:16,624 I mean, you were right. 611 00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:21,212 The only way through hard things is together. 612 00:24:21,254 --> 00:24:24,674 - Would it help if we did ten push-ups before we go? 613 00:24:24,716 --> 00:24:27,593 - [sighs] It would help a lot. 614 00:24:27,635 --> 00:24:29,262 [upbeat music] 615 00:24:29,303 --> 00:24:32,765 [laughing] Oh, my God. 616 00:24:32,807 --> 00:24:34,100 - Hope you're hungry. 617 00:24:34,142 --> 00:24:36,060 You guys are the first 618 00:24:36,102 --> 00:24:38,646 to try the newest addition to the Max menu, 619 00:24:38,688 --> 00:24:41,023 Screech's spaghetti burger. 620 00:24:41,065 --> 00:24:42,525 - Oh! - Kevin. 621 00:24:42,567 --> 00:24:44,694 - Hey! - Kevin! 622 00:24:44,736 --> 00:24:46,320 You look amazing! 623 00:24:46,362 --> 00:24:48,781 - Thank you. I've had some work done. 624 00:24:48,823 --> 00:24:51,451 - Well... - Haven't we all? 625 00:24:51,492 --> 00:24:54,912 - You know, it's a little weird, but great. 626 00:24:54,954 --> 00:24:58,374 - Kind of like Screech. - Yeah. 627 00:24:58,416 --> 00:25:00,251 - Do you guys remember the time that he got struck by lightning 628 00:25:00,293 --> 00:25:02,795 and was psychic for a week? 629 00:25:02,837 --> 00:25:05,381 - And then you used his powers to cheat on a midterm? 630 00:25:05,423 --> 00:25:07,800 - Yeah, but why didn't we go to, like, Vegas 631 00:25:07,842 --> 00:25:10,053 or stop the Gulf War? 632 00:25:10,094 --> 00:25:12,096 Huh. - I don't know. 633 00:25:12,138 --> 00:25:13,723 - Hey, you know, I'm still mad 634 00:25:13,765 --> 00:25:15,892 that little dweeb beat me at becoming Miss Bayside. 635 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:18,561 - Yeah, me too. 636 00:25:18,603 --> 00:25:21,606 - He was so funny. 637 00:25:21,647 --> 00:25:23,941 - Yeah. 638 00:25:23,983 --> 00:25:25,485 - To Screech. - Aw. 639 00:25:25,526 --> 00:25:29,072 all: To Screech. 640 00:25:29,113 --> 00:25:31,032 * * 641 00:25:31,074 --> 00:25:36,079 - * Say, isn't she--he charming? * 642 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:40,917 * Isn't he a pearl? * 643 00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:43,878 [soft piano music] 644 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:49,675 * * 645 00:25:49,717 --> 00:25:54,263 * And now it's my duty * 646 00:25:54,305 --> 00:25:58,267 * To present to you with pride * 647 00:25:58,309 --> 00:26:04,148 * The very first Mr. Miss Bayside * 648 00:26:04,190 --> 00:26:07,193 * *