1 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:11,586 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:13,216 - Hey buddy, I wanted to cheer you up, 3 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:15,563 so I got you a gift. 4 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:16,808 - Oh, wow. 5 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:17,980 It looks just like the one 6 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,388 my abuela got me that I lost. 7 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,226 - It is that one. I stole it a few weeks ago 8 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,691 to get your fingerprints 9 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:24,111 for this identity theft thing I was doing. 10 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,399 - Thanks? But I don't need cheering up. 11 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:27,743 I spent all weekend trying to figure out 12 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,357 how the Douglas kids can stay at Bayside, 13 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,494 and I think I got some pretty interesting ideas. 14 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:34,281 - "Lock front door of Douglas, hide key in piggy bank." 15 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:36,445 - Okay, some are better than others. 16 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:39,124 I also started a petition and I left a message 17 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,584 for someone named Roberta at the Department of Education. 18 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:43,504 I just figured in the last few months 19 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,423 I've managed to change things at Bayside, 20 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:46,922 so who's to say I can't change the world? 21 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:48,923 - You're right you've had a huge impact here. 22 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:51,925 I couldn't even imagine if you never came to this school. 23 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:55,218 * * 24 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:56,563 [brakes screech] 25 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:59,268 - Uh-oh. Miss Mandrake, I didn't do my homework. 26 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:01,309 - Homework? - We haven't had homework 27 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,233 since you outlawed it, o, wise leader. 28 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:05,021 [cheers and applause] 29 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,605 - Oh, yeah, I forgot. And look at what else I did. 30 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:13,702 - Hey, Matt, I'm your Bayside Buddy. 31 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,780 I just transferred here from Make Out High. 32 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:18,785 Want to break into Toddman's car and study? 33 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:20,868 - Duh. Ha ha. 34 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,174 What's that? 35 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:24,287 We're having dyno nuggets for lunch? 36 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,844 [applause] 37 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:29,508 I'm going to live forever. 38 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:32,881 I'm so sorry. 39 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,216 I did not think that fantasy sequence 40 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:37,511 about life without you would be so dope. 41 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:39,854 - It's okay. 42 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:40,891 [record scratch] 43 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,894 [school bell rings] 44 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,346 - * When I wake up in the mornin' * 45 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:45,856 * Alarm gives out a warnin' * 46 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:47,897 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 47 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,191 [school bell ringing] 48 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:50,364 * By the time I grab my books * 49 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:51,822 * And I give myself a look * 50 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:55,371 * I'm at the corner just in time * 51 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,577 * It's all right, it's all right * 52 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,787 * Saved by the bell, it's all right * 53 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:01,328 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 54 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:04,671 * It's all right * 55 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:09,168 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 56 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:10,842 [school bell ringing] 57 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,880 - I am so pissed about the kids being forced out. 58 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:16,045 Not just the cool ones who play sports-- 59 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,184 even the little nerds. 60 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,010 - The PTA thinks it's such a great idea 61 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:20,635 to reopen, Douglas, 62 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:21,852 why don't they send their own kids there first? 63 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:23,231 - Right. 64 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,938 - Look, I hate that this is happening, 65 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,608 but Douglas was seriously underfunded. 66 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,357 If the PTA raised enough money 67 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:30,899 to make it a fancy charter school, 68 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:33,862 well, maybe everything will be better. 69 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:36,073 - So you're hoping that throwing a bunch of money 70 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,534 at a school over a weekend 71 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:40,794 will fix decades of systemic inequality and neglect? 72 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,407 - I'm hoping... 73 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,869 And... 74 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:50,705 I'm also going to check it out myself today. 75 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:53,514 Make sure it's good enough for our kids. 76 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,838 - And if it's not? 77 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:58,974 - Well, I'm going to fight for them. 78 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:02,893 Even if it means standing up to you know who. 79 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:04,732 - Jade? - Where?! 80 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,557 I mean, where? Pfft. 81 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,404 I mean, I'll be fine. 82 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:14,570 - Yeah, because I'm going with you, to Douglas. 83 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:16,321 I want to make sure they actually fix things 84 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,073 before they send us back. 85 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:20,954 - DeVante, you've got class. - I'm walking to your car now. 86 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:23,502 - Ooh, shotgun. I mean, I'm driving. 87 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:26,706 I mean, can I drive? Is that okay? 88 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:30,088 - Hey, Jamie. How are you holding up? 89 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:31,416 - I'm hanging in there. 90 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:32,921 - What the hell? I'm not dead. 91 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:34,552 - No, but you're leaving. 92 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,169 What am I supposed to do? 93 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,756 Text you? Call you? 94 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:39,801 Hang out after school and on the weekends 95 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:42,764 because we're kids and we have no obligations? 96 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:45,926 - Yeah. And I'm still here for another six weeks. 97 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:47,225 - Come on, there's got to be a way 98 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:48,308 you can stay at Bayside. 99 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,613 What if you move to the Palisades? 100 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,517 There's a house for sale in my neighborhood. 101 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,435 The floorplan is kind of claustrophobic, 102 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,074 but I know a great contractor. 103 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,361 - I can't afford a house. 104 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,954 I can't afford Spotify without commercials. 105 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:01,948 - Well, what if you just say live at my house? 106 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:03,371 - No, that's illegal. 107 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,660 Please just chill. - I can't chill. 108 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:09,624 My resting body temp is 102. I'm like a Labrador. 109 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:13,844 I go to class but I will miss you. 110 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:21,337 - Bro, I cannot with Jamie. Why is everybody tripping? 111 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,466 It's not that big of a deal. - It isn't? 112 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,523 'Cause last time I checked, you love it here. 113 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,307 You're the quarterback of the football team, 114 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:28,810 and you're so popular, 115 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,192 the Bayside "Bugle" has a weekly feature called, 116 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:32,398 "Aisha, she's just like us." 117 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,649 - Okay, obviously, I'd rather stay, 118 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:34,980 but it's out of our hands. 119 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:36,855 They sent us here, and now they're sending us back. 120 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:38,651 - Oh, that's a helpful attitude. 121 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:39,895 Let's just all give up, kick back, 122 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,656 and light a fat doobie in Toddman's office. 123 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,908 Who cares? - No, Daisy, don't give up. 124 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,240 If you smoke a fat doobie in Toddman's office, 125 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,616 you'll be expelled. 126 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:49,042 Also, that's a really uncool way to describe 127 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,330 that [indistinct] herb. 128 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,793 - I'm not giving up. It was a joke. 129 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,714 - Oh, okay. 130 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:57,553 Awesome, cool and don't care either way. 131 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,632 - Anyway, I'm off to City Hall. Ever heard of 132 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,506 the William's Uniform Complaint Procedures form 133 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:06,013 for educational code section 35186? 134 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:07,306 - Would you believe no? 135 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:09,099 - Well, it's our golden ticket out of this mess. 136 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,352 According to Roberta at the California Department 137 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,104 of Education, if you file this form 138 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,266 within 60 days of a charter application approval, 139 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,855 it triggers an investigation of the said institution. 140 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,861 - I know this is really important, but I'm so bored. 141 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,283 - I thought the 60 days had passed, 142 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,411 but turns out today is the last day. 143 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:26,528 - Whoa, that's spooky. - Not spooky. 144 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,196 I lit hella candles at church this weekend. 145 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:30,044 - Makes sense. - All I have to do is get down 146 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,580 to City Hall and file this bad boy by 3:00 p.m., 147 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:35,924 and Douglas 2.0 becomes Douglas two point no. 148 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:37,961 - Did you just think of that? - No. 149 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,884 I thought of it last night and wrote it down on my hand. 150 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,803 - * Calories don't count on your birthday * 151 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:46,053 Ohh--uhh! 152 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:49,386 OH...no! 153 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,482 - That was undeniably hilarious. 154 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,308 - I know, and I hate Spencer. 155 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,653 But nothing seems funny anymore. 156 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,729 - Right? I've been in an Uptown Funk 157 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,904 ever since I found out Daisy and everybody's leaving. 158 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:02,703 But why? Nothing bad is happening to me. 159 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:05,447 - It's called empathy, Mac. I have it too now. 160 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:06,870 - Empathy. Did I get it from you? 161 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,118 Did we... I mean I would. 162 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,910 - Yeah, of course, anytime, anywhere, but no. 163 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:13,254 I think it's because when you spend time with people 164 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:14,669 who are different from you, 165 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,208 you start to see the world through their eyes. 166 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:18,841 And once you opened your heart, you can't close it again. 167 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:22,588 - Like a Capri Sun or Yoo-hoo. No, those have caps. 168 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,592 Like a Capri Sun. - Yes. 169 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,644 And much like that metaphor, it sucks. 170 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:27,928 We're going to keep feeling like this 171 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,351 unless we do something to help. 172 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,889 - Can anyone help me? 173 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,392 - You're like the world's worst person. 174 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:33,814 - No, bro, shut up! 175 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:38,403 - Santa Monica freeway--more like Santa Monica parking lot. 176 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,440 [chuckles] 177 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:43,533 [rock music on radio] 178 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,490 Well, at least if you're at Douglas, 179 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,990 you won't have to sit in this every day. 180 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:50,203 - That's true. I mean, on one hand, 181 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,753 I'm being forced to leave all of my new friends 182 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:53,956 in the school where I was really starting to thrive. 183 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:57,627 But on the other, I will be avoiding some traffic. 184 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:01,707 - Hey, you hungry? 185 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,915 We could stop at McDonald's, get a Fillet-O-Fish. 186 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,425 - Nah. - Do you not like 187 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:06,927 Fillet-O-Fish? 188 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:10,058 Because I have a buy-one-get-one coupon 189 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,386 for Fillet-O-Fish. 190 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,971 If you'd rather have a burger, 191 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,806 well, then you can just put some ketchup on it. 192 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,442 Tastes almost the same. 193 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:19,729 - Did you mean what you said? 194 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,983 That you'll fight for us? 195 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:23,895 - Of course. 196 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:26,153 Look, when you kids came to Bayside, 197 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:28,316 you became my students. 198 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,195 It's my job to fight for you. 199 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:32,831 - [laughs] Sure. - What? 200 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,249 - I mean, you didn't. 201 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,997 When Taylor's mom was trying to get me expelled, 202 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,119 you were all like, "Okay, okay, let's put a pin 203 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,826 in this and circle back in the morning." 204 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:43,666 - That...is...uncanny. 205 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,383 You are an excellent impressionist. 206 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:46,883 Can you do Jessie? 207 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,679 I did not do enough to protect you. 208 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:56,603 And I am sorry, but I am telling you, 209 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,773 if it's bad when we get there, 210 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,522 I am not going to roll over. 211 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:04,573 I'm gonna fight. You have my word. 212 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:12,832 [construction noises] 213 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,829 - It looks...nice. 214 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:21,253 - I know, right? - Jade. 215 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:25,212 - Hello, Ron, DeVante. What a pleasant surprise. 216 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:29,045 Let me show you around, Douglas 2.0. 217 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:37,098 - Hello, I need to submit the Williams Uniform Complaint 218 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:41,152 Procedures form for educational code section 35186. 219 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:47,114 - Everything seems to be an order here. 220 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,620 - Wow. So that's it. This makes it official. 221 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:56,950 - I don't work here. 222 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:58,575 I'm just a pervert with a stamp fetish. 223 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,831 You got to get line over there. 224 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,669 - There's no way I'm getting to the front of the line in time. 225 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,131 - No, there's no way 226 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,801 we're getting to the front of the line in time. 227 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,341 - He means we're here to help. 228 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,971 - So why are we here? What's the plan? 229 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,475 - I don't know guys, it sounds hard. 230 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:21,386 Maybe we should give up. - I haven't said the plan yet. 231 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:23,436 Okay, this place closes at 3:00 p.m. 232 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,270 The only way we're going to make it up there in time 233 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,815 is if we can convince all these people 234 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:27,978 to let us go ahead of them. 235 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,566 - I'm amazing at cutting in line. 236 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:33,072 Step aside, Daisy, I got this. 237 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:37,237 And that is how it's done. 238 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,365 Whoa, blast from the past. 239 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,745 I haven't seen you since...Arizona State! 240 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,344 Dave, right? Have you done 241 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,009 something different with your face or body? 242 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:51,167 - My name is Kevin. Do I know you? 243 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,676 - Oh, no, remember? That was our little 244 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:55,927 inside joke...yeah, 'cause I actually called you Dave 245 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,680 at that party. 246 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,182 Whose party was it? 247 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,184 It was like that guy was always drinking 248 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,646 all those beers at Arizona State with us. 249 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:06,937 - Oh, yeah. You mean Ricky? - Yes. How's he doing? 250 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,901 - You know, married, three kids, divorced, 251 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,863 three more kids missing, the usual. 252 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:14,243 What about you? Tell me everything. 253 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,873 - Excuse me, would you be willing to let us cut you 254 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:20,159 in line in exchange for a pair of U2 tickets? 255 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,293 - No, thank you. 256 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,709 - Plus backstage passes to meet Bono. 257 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,288 You know, he wrote "A Beautiful Day" 258 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,753 about a day he spent with my dad. 259 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,423 - The answer is still no. 260 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,554 - Would you do it for 5 bucks? 261 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,049 - Ha. Deal. 262 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,221 - If you had one chance to change the world-- 263 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,180 - Honestly, if you just stop talking to me, 264 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,220 I'll let you cut in front. 265 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,524 - Okay. 266 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,557 - [quietly] 'Scuse me. 267 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,060 Great. 268 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:47,152 Now we only got to do that a billion more times. 269 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:50,228 - So there is going to be a computer lab over here, 270 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,525 a meditation studio over there. 271 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,819 And that is the new theater. 272 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,323 - Hold up, a theater? I mean pssh, it's chill. 273 00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:00,075 Right? You know, zip zap zop or whatever. 274 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,498 - Got to say, this place looks great. 275 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:05,367 - T-man, is that you? 276 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:08,535 - D-man, you old son of a biscuit? 277 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:12,085 I haven't seen you since Principal Con 2010. 278 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,260 - The wildest weekend Omaha's ever seen. 279 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,129 You still remember the principal shake? 280 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,928 - [chanting] Hey, hey, hey, 281 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,100 what is going on here? 282 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,480 - You got time to holler at your boy? 283 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,935 - DeVante, is it okay? - Sure, Mr. T, it's cool. 284 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:31,649 We can continue the tour. Just one second. 285 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,821 And recording. 286 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,279 - Oh-- - Why don't you go ahead 287 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,819 and show me the squash courts? 288 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,462 - I got your text. What's going on? 289 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,166 - So, I thought about what you said, 290 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,130 how I needed to be more chill. 291 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:55,090 And I thought what better way to be chill 292 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:59,341 than to chill together for the rest of our lives. 293 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:02,466 - No, no, no, no. - Come on out, boys. 294 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:03,934 [upbeat music] 295 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,063 - No, boys, go back in. 296 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:10,191 - * Aisha, you are the girl that I never had * 297 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:14,480 * And I want to get to know you better * 298 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:18,986 * Aisha, you know I want you so bad * 299 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:22,330 * I guess there's nothing anyone can do * 300 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,617 * To keep me away from you * 301 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:29,171 - Aisha, this has been the best month 302 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:32,337 and a half or whatever of my life. 303 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,997 Will you make me the happiest dude in homeroom 304 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,665 and marry me? 305 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,674 - No, this is insane. Get up. 306 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,466 - It's not that insane. 307 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:40,839 I mean, I love you. 308 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,135 And if we were married, we'd have the same address 309 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,309 and you could stay at Bayside. 310 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,017 I thought that's what you wanted. 311 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,437 - I do, but-- - She said "I do"! 312 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:50,561 - No, I don't. 313 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,861 I'm tired of people making decisions for me. 314 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:57,398 I didn't decide to come here, and I didn't decide to leave. 315 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,534 And now you're just deciding that we should get married. 316 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,281 - I know this is crazy, but we have to do something. 317 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:06,043 - No. I have to do something. 318 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,998 - Was it the dance? - Oh, no Colt, 319 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:17,264 you guys were flawless, really. 320 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,588 - I'm done being chill. I'm ready to fight. 321 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,644 - Oh, just don't hit the face. - No. 322 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,058 I mean, I don't want to get sent back to Douglas. 323 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,217 - Well, I don't want that either. 324 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,805 You're my star quarterback. 325 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,730 - Well, there has to be something that you can do. 326 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:35,069 What about an athletic transfer or a popularity scholarship? 327 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:37,396 I mean, everybody do love Aisha. 328 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:40,112 - They do, and I thought about an athletic transfer, 329 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,613 but problem is football season's over. 330 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,235 It's impossible. 331 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,452 - We've been doing impossible things all season, Coach, 332 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,703 and I'm not leaving this office until we have a plan. 333 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,916 - Okay. 334 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:56,036 Aisha, you know, I'm really proud of you, you come such a-- 335 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,996 - Less crying more thinking. 336 00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,586 - You got it. 337 00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,842 - We made it, and with one whole minute to spare. 338 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,344 - Cool. So, take a quick five? 339 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:07,596 I'm kind of an introvert. I recharge by being alone. 340 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:10,729 - Oh, my God, it's you, Dean from the coffee shop, right? 341 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,687 - I don't know who that is or what that is. 342 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,307 My name is Jean. 343 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,154 - Are you sure? You look exactly the same. 344 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,529 - Am I sure I'm me and not another man? 345 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,026 Yes, I'm sure. 346 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,398 - Okay, we're getting sidetracked here. 347 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:24,824 Point is, Jean, I need to file these forms. 348 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,164 - It's 3:00 p.m. We closed. 349 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,871 - But I was here at 2:59. 350 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,581 We had already started talking. 351 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:34,621 - The form was not in my hand. - Come on, bro. 352 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,456 We just cut all these people in line just to get to you. 353 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,302 - Save it, Mac, he's just using what little power he has 354 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,167 for his own sick enjoyment. 355 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,804 Like a flight attendant who tells jokes on the PA. 356 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,392 - You think I enjoy this? 357 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,597 Do you realize how many people come in here already mad at me 358 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,177 before we even start our conversation? 359 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,772 Then when I'm done, I got to take the bus 360 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,018 all the way across town 361 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,559 to my other miserable job at the copy shop. 362 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,772 - That's what I said! - No, I said coffee shop. 363 00:14:56,813 --> 00:15:00,443 All so I can make enough money to feed my family. 364 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:04,243 - Oh, wow. I feel so much empathy for him. 365 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:07,119 - Daisy, why are you accosting this poor man? 366 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,527 See the world through his eyes. 367 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,656 - Stop having empathy for the wrong person. 368 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:16,673 Sir, please, my whole future depends on this form. 369 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,378 And not just my future-- 370 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,338 - Listen, your whole girl changing the world routine 371 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,509 isn't going to work this time. 372 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:23,837 - This time? I knew it was you. 373 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,722 - Nope. Still not me. 374 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:32,177 - So, you ever think about that nympho Denny's waitress 375 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,733 we met back in Omaha? 376 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,477 [laughter] 377 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,229 - I remember her. Whoo! 378 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,032 [both laughing] She actually, uh, 379 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,687 became my wife. 380 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,695 Listen, I have a question for you. 381 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:49,157 How do you feel about all this new Douglas stuff? 382 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,239 I mean, is it really as good as it looks? 383 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,664 - Is it as good as it looks? Of course not. 384 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:58,884 But is it at least a step in the right direction? 385 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,167 Also, no. 386 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,920 - Wait, what? 387 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,722 - Oh, you really don't know. 388 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,837 Let me break it down for you, my simple white friend. 389 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,005 You see all these pictures? 390 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:14,224 About once a decade, somebody comes up with a plan 391 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,055 to fix Douglas. 392 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,731 Donors throw a little money at it, 393 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,729 or a politician gives it a new name. 394 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:23,111 In 2008, the music teacher went on "Ellen." 395 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,529 That was supposed to help. 396 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,238 What it usually amounts to is a bunch of empty promises. 397 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,119 A pool that never opens 398 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,326 or theater that's always coming soon. 399 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:35,117 The helpers care about these kids just long enough 400 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,331 to get a pat on the back and their picture taken. 401 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:39,752 And then they stop caring. 402 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:43,591 'Cause they already got what they really wanted. 403 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:46,508 They're over there, and we're over here. 404 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,588 And people like me are left to make up the difference 405 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,764 using our paychecks to buy school supplies 406 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:57,643 and giving each kid their own handshake so they feel special. 407 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:02,484 - D-man, I had no idea. 408 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,572 - Now, you may be tempted 409 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,187 to burden me with your guilt about this 410 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:10,574 in hopes that I will make you feel better, but I will not. 411 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,413 Tic Tac? 412 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,621 - Hey, Mr. T! Free swag! 413 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,376 - Oh, that was so annoying. 414 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,298 - Yeah, that Uber driver would not shut up 415 00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:28,087 about how much he loves America. 416 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,181 Oh, the City Hall thing sucked too. 417 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,966 - It didn't just suck. You don't get it. 418 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,390 It's over. 419 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:34,968 It's nice that you feel bad, 420 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,313 but in six weeks your life is going to be the exact same. 421 00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:39,389 Me and Aisha and all the other Douglas kids 422 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,234 will be gone, and there's nothing we can do about it. 423 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,229 - Guess who's staying at Bayside? 424 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,481 How'd your thing go? - Bad. 425 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,483 What do you mean you're staying at Bayside? 426 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,775 - Coach Slater and I figured out a loophole. 427 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:52,409 He awarded me the Tiger Woods Ex-wife Scholarship 428 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,617 for Faithful Female Golfers. 429 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,526 All I got to do is play golf this spring, 430 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,075 not bring up anybody's marriage, 431 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,368 and I can stay until I graduate. 432 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,291 - What? So, you're just going to abandon me? 433 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,040 - You told me to fight, so I fought. 434 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,463 You can do the same thing. 435 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,881 I'm sure that we can find a way for-- 436 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,999 - Even if we could, what about DeVante? 437 00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:11,336 Or all the other Douglas kids getting screwed over by this? 438 00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:12,803 You know what? 439 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,182 I thought I changed things around here, but I didn't. 440 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:18,180 The only thing that happened was that this place changed us. 441 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,023 It made you selfish and me a quitter. 442 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:24,768 [both speaking Spanish] 443 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:26,862 - Uh-oh, they're yelling in Spanish. 444 00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:29,398 - Lexi, that's racist just to assume that's Spanish. 445 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,532 - I'm done. I don't want to be here 446 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,699 six more weeks or even six more seconds. 447 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,278 I'm ending my time at Bayside. I give up. 448 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,329 - Daisy! 449 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,254 - She isn't here. 450 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,712 - She wasn't in the library either. 451 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,212 - I checked the girls' locker room. 452 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:50,924 She wasn't in the showers, but I placed a security camera 453 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,014 in case she comes back. 454 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,298 It's connected to this app on my phone. 455 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,597 - Jesus Christ! [phone clatters] 456 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,769 - We need to find her. 457 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,438 It sounded like she's going to do something really bad. 458 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,726 - Hey, Aisha. 459 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:05,979 - I can't talk about us right now. 460 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,361 - No, no, no, it's Daisy. 461 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:10,477 I just saw her running to Toddman's office crying. 462 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,445 - Is that [indistinct] herb? 463 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,447 Oh, my God, are you trying to get expelled? 464 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,490 - Don't come any closer or I'll do it. 465 00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,713 - Hey, I have a question. 466 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,593 - Well, there are no stupid questions. 467 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,919 Only stupid askers. 468 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,388 - This feels like it's moving really fast. 469 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,638 Should we maybe just take a beat 470 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,430 and have a larger conversation 471 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,814 about what's best for the kids long-term? 472 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,811 - Uh-oh. I cut through the red tape 473 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,483 and got something done too quickly? 474 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,691 Call the police! Just kidding, they all know me. 475 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:55,653 - It's just... we can't mess this up. 476 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,525 Kids' futures are at stake. 477 00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:58,822 - Oh, I agree. 478 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,865 But you are the Principal of Bayside, 479 00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:03,829 so you should probably focus on their futures. 480 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,710 Unless you don't want that to be your job anymore. 481 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:10,672 - Oh, okay, okay. 482 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,210 Maybe we should just put a pin in this and circle... 483 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:16,384 back in the...morning. 484 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,968 You are a greasy witch. 485 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:26,345 - Excuse me? - You heard me! 486 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,983 You don't give a damn about Douglas or any of the kids 487 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,690 you're kicking out of Bayside. You just want them gone. 488 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,941 Y-you greasy witch! God damn it. 489 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,244 I can't think of another insult. 490 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,737 I'm so mad! 491 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:39,319 I should have said this back 492 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,494 when you and your terrible son tried to get DeVante expelled. 493 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:42,743 But you know what? 494 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:45,294 I'm saying it right now. You want to do this, 495 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:47,368 you're going to have to get through me first. 496 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,964 Because so help me God, 497 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:52,538 I will not let you hurt him or any of my kids ever again, 498 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,705 you greasy witch--damn it. 499 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,085 Oh, what's another word-- - Okay, it's time to go. 500 00:20:58,133 --> 00:20:59,723 Time to go. 501 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,549 You all right Mr. T? 502 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,304 - So, you're just going to rile up a white lady 503 00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:04,386 and leave me here with her? 504 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,891 - I was unhinged back there. 505 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,233 I screamed in a woman's face. 506 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,899 And for what? 507 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,057 They're still going to send you back to that terrible school, 508 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,726 and I probably just lost my job. 509 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,735 Why would I do that? 510 00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,947 - For me. 511 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:27,082 I think someone just earned himself a Fillet-O-Fish. 512 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,127 [brakes screech] All right now, 513 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,087 you're going a little fast. 514 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,757 - I'll do it. I want to get expelled. 515 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:37,756 - Where'd you even get that? 516 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:38,917 - There's a pop-up dispenser 517 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,795 in the parking lot of The Max. 518 00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,642 - Daisy. I know that you're mad at me, 519 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,097 but don't throw away your future. 520 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,097 - I'm not mad. I'm done. 521 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,519 I put everything I could into changing this place 522 00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:49,928 to make it better, and I failed. 523 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:53,056 I can't change Bayside. I can't change the world. 524 00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:55,074 I can't even change my own ringtone. 525 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:57,526 It's "Mr. Bombastic." 526 00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,357 - Of course, you've changed Bayside. 527 00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:01,032 I mean, you've changed me. 528 00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:03,821 I just spent my whole day at the White House helping you. 529 00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:05,945 - Three months ago, I didn't even know what helping was. 530 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,952 - We talked about paperwork. I waited in a line. 531 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,455 - Daisy, I rode in an Uber X. 532 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:13,037 We are not the same people we were when you got here. 533 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:15,963 - And plus, you helped save DeVante from getting expelled. 534 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,882 And I never would have won that talent show 535 00:22:17,921 --> 00:22:19,921 without you backing me on the upright base. 536 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,634 - And you fought for the Douglas kids 537 00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,125 when no one else was. 538 00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:24,966 - And this fight's not over because now 539 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:28,471 we're the type of people who want to fight with you. 540 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,515 - Yes. - That's right. 541 00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:33,188 - Thanks, I needed that. 542 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,192 And you're right. 543 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:38,612 The only way we're going to win this 544 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:40,150 is if we do it together. 545 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:42,453 - Come here. - I'm so proud of you. 546 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,157 - Oh, I love you guys. 547 00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:55,076 - Hey, Aisha, can we talk about 548 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,625 that sort of insane thing I did earlier? 549 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:03,126 - No need. I'm perfectly happy pretending that never happened. 550 00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:04,934 - Listen, you know, I love pretending. 551 00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:06,138 I mean, right before you got here, 552 00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:07,757 I was pretending this mechanical pencil 553 00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:10,314 was a big scary needle. 554 00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:12,018 Aah! 555 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:19,819 Look, I don't want to pretend in our relationship. 556 00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:21,818 I want to be real. 557 00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:25,028 - Okay. 558 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,621 - I've done a pretty bad job of listening to you all day, 559 00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:30,538 but I am finally paying attention. 560 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:33,197 For example, I can tell that 561 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:36,206 you don't want to be having this conversation right now. 562 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:39,839 And I also noticed that you don't mind the idea 563 00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:42,458 of not seeing me every day. 564 00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:46,835 And I noticed that you cringed when I said the word love. 565 00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:52,555 But I can't help how I feel. I do love you. 566 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,639 - Okay, sorry. I did just cringe, 567 00:23:54,684 --> 00:23:58,984 but I really like you, and I'm having fun. 568 00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:00,482 - I know. 569 00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:03,323 But when someone doesn't feel the same way about you 570 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:06,030 that you feel about them, it's not a good fun. 571 00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:09,781 It's a sad fun, like a...cruise. 572 00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:15,962 - Man, this is over, isn't it? 573 00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:20,674 - Yeah, I think it might be. 574 00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:32,927 - Can I grab your butt one more time? 575 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,312 - Yes. Thank you for asking. 576 00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:38,310 [soft music] 577 00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:45,323 * *