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- You know--you know,
a lot of people said
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we'd never beat Valley,
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but we proved them
wrong tonight!
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[cheers and applause]
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For the past 15 years,
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I thought
I needed to save this team,
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but, well, the truth is,
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the one
who really needed saving,
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you know who he was?
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He--
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- What's up?
We're back.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Me. It was me.
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- I didn't know you guys
were coming.
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- Oh, it's homecoming weekend.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- Yeah.
- Wish we could have
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seen the game,
but on the way here
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we had sex in the limo.
- We got a flat tire.
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- Mm.
- Come on, come on,
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let's sit down, you guys.
Let's sit down.
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- Oh, look at this.
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- Wow.
- It's so great to be back.
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- Oh, I have so many fond
memories of this place.
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I mean, this is where
I was crowned homecoming queen.
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- And where Casey Kasem
kept hosting those
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nationally televised
dance contests for some reason.
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- Guys, we can talk about
old times all day,
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but I wanna hear what's new.
Come on, Governor Preppie.
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Tell us what it's like
running California.
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- Well,
I met with a seismologist
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who said our next earthquake
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will be
an extinction-level event.
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Everyone who survives
will wish they had died.
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- Hey, remember when we dressed
Screech up as an alien?
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- Oh, totally.
- That was the best.
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[school bell rings]
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- * When I wake up
in the mornin' *
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* An alarm gives out
a warnin' *
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* I don't think
I'll ever make it on time *
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* By the time I
grab my books *
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* And I give myself a look *
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* I'm at the corner
just in time *
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* To see the bus fly by *
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* *
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* It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the *
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* It's all right *
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* 'Cause I'm saved by the *
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* It's all right *
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* 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell *
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* *
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- As you know, every year
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we throw a big homecoming
fundraiser in the gym.
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But tonight's event will be
an even bigger deal than usual.
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I have just received word
that in attendance
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will be the First Lady
and the governor of California.
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Again, the governor--
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- Mac's dad? Big deal.
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- My dad's also coming.
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- I don't care about
your dad, Spencer.
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I only care about
Zack and Kelly, okay?
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Let's move on
to the volunteer assignments.
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I'm gonna need a couple
of folks to work valet.
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That looks like Braden
and Aisha and Jamie.
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- All right.
Can we get vests?
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Ooh, what if my arms get cold?
Can our vests have arms?
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- Also, we're gonna need
volunteers
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to man the mashed potato bar.
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Nadia, Devante, and we're also
gonna need volunteers
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for fundraising to help Lexi.
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- Thank you, Ron.
- A speech is not necessary.
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- We will be collecting
donations for
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the Bayside Enrichment Fund.
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The PTA uses this money to make
Bayside better for all of us
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by purchasing things like new
computers and breast reductions
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for the lunch ladies.
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I will require a fleet
of dedicated minions
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who are immune to verbal abuse.
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So...who's in?
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Any volunteers?
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Anyone?
I just need one person.
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So no one's gonna
raise their hand?
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- Lexi. Hey, Lexi.
Why don't you want my help?
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- Oh, it's nothing personal.
I just think you'll be bad
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at fundraising because
of who you are as a person.
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- Um, I'll have you know
I sold the most candy bars
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for my YMCA summer camp,
and the box they gave me
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was, like all plains,
no crunchies.
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- Listen, Bayside fundraising
is a different animal.
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Sucking up to rich people,
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hiding how you really feel
about them--
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that's not exactly your thing.
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- Hey, there, how's
my fundraising star doing?
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- Great,
Mrs. Huntington-Snell.
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We're gonna beat last
year's record--I just know it.
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- Mm.
[chuckles]
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- [speaking Spanish]
- Daisy.
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- What?
She doesn't know what I said.
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- Yes, I do.
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I studied abroad
in "Barthelona."
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[Lexi giggles]
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- Look, we both know
Jade sucks,
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but we need her and the other
alumni's money for the school.
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- That just doesn't seem right.
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Like my abuela always says,
if you lie in bed with snakes,
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don't be surprised
when you get bit.
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- Well, take it from someone
who was bitten by a snake
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while making
a Britney Spears TikTok.
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This is how it works.
You need to kiss ass
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to get rich people's money,
and I knew you couldn't do it,
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'cause you have "morels"
or whatever.
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- Morals?
- Is that how you say it? Ew.
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- No,
if the school needs money,
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I'll help you get it,
whatever it takes.
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- Okay, fine.
Welcome aboard.
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Don't wear that.
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- So last night was fun.
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- Yeah, just like old times,
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except, like, not fun.
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- And really not like
old times.
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Why was it so weird?
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- Huh.
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- Were we being too sexy?
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- Oh, we're always too sexy.
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And did you feel like Slater
kept taking
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little jabs at me,
like calling me
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Governor Preppie and bragging
about not having a dad bod.
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I mean,
I have a single man bod, right?
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- Honey, you were voted
second-hottest governor
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in America after
Michigan's Gretchen Whitmer.
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And also, did you notice
that Jessie kept going on
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and on about her books
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and didn't ask me one question
about my business?
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I bet she thinks it's stupid.
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- Uh, how can it be stupid?
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It came to you in a dream,
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and your psychic said
it was rad.
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- You know, enough negativity.
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We got all of the awkwardness
out of the way.
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I bet tonight
is gonna be great.
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- Man, it is so hot when
you're cheerful and optimistic.
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I'm so glad
you're the only woman
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I've ever been with
in my entire life.
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- Oh.
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- Okay, I've got it,
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the perfect homecoming prank.
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No, I would have to move
the whole school 5 feet
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to the left,
and I don't have time for that!
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Why can't you think of a prank,
Little Mac, you hot loser?
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Argh.
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- Hey, pal, you ready to go?
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both: Whoa, you look amazing,
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and your hair is fire.
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- It's awesome you're here
for homecoming, Dad.
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- Oh, I know.
I miss you so much.
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Sacramento sucks.
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I wish the capital
could be somewhere cool
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like Malibu or the Grove.
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- I miss you too. It's hard...
[phone chiming]
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- Ugh, give me two seconds.
- Okay.
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- Yeah.
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Well, how are the mudslides
still out of control?
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Can't we just dry them up
or something?
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I don't know, with
like a million hair dryers.
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I'm not a scientist, Roy.
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Okay. Keep me posted.
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Roy.
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- Roy.
- Right?
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- Right.
- Ugh.
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You know, when I was your age,
my biggest problem
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was choosing which prank
to pull for homecoming.
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- Yeah, I feel that.
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- So you got something good
planned for tonight?
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- I was actually thinking,
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what if I didn't
do a prank this year?
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You know, 'cause everyone's
expecting me to do something,
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and then if I don't
do anything,
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that's the greatest prank
of all.
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- Yeah, right.
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That's what you said
before my inauguration,
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and I ended up getting
sworn in with my hand
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on a stack of "Playboys."
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[laughter]
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- Yeah.
- [laughs]
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[upbeat jazzy music]
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- So on Saturdays I do arms.
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Now, people say to take
Sunday off as a recovery day,
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but then again, most people
don't look like this.
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What about you,
Governor Preppie?
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You, uh, getting to the gym
much these days or what?
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- Not really, you know,
'cause my schedule's
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just so packed.
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I mean, it's just too bad
the governor
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doesn't get summers off.
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- So you must be
pretty busy too, Kelly.
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What's going on
with your new company?
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- Well,
it's more of a wellness brand.
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Our mission is to encourage
positivity through
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manifestation
and actualized optimism.
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- Oh, that's so cool.
So what is the company?
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- Well,
it's more of a wellness brand.
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It's called Dr. Happy, and--
- Wait.
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Who's the doctor?
- Me. I'm a doctor of optimism.
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- But you can't
call yourself doctor.
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I mean, I'm a doctor,
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but I got my PhD
in educational psychology.
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- Actually, "doctor" is just
a label, like "all-natural."
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Oh, did I mention
that we're actually selling
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an all-natural
rejuvenation supplement?
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Yeah, it's doctor
recommended...by me.
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- Except "doctor"
is not just a "label."
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It's a title that you earn
through years
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and years of hard work.
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- Now, this is what
I like to see,
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the old gang
back together again.
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Don't forget,
the alumni photo's at 10:00.
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It's at 10:00,
so don't forget.
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- We'll be there, Ron.
Don't worry.
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Have you guys met before?
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- Of course. Governor Morris,
so good to see you again.
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Ron Toddman.
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It's been a while.
You look great.
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- Well, thank you, Mr. Toadman.
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Uh, if you'll excuse me,
uh, I have to take a call.
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- Ah.
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Hi.
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- I know that sounded
like a lame excuse, but...
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I also have to take a call.
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- Wow,
what an amazing life story.
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So you went from Bayside
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to college to law school
to your uncle's firm?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I have chills.
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[record scratch]
- Time-out.
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So I looked this dude up.
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Apparently, he represents
ExxonMobil and tried
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to sue the ocean
for diluting their oil.
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But it's cool.
I can be nice.
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- Like, they could make a movie
about your life, right, Daisy?
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Who do you think could play
Mr. Winston in a movie, Daisy?
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- I don't know, like,
white Shrek?
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- Excuse us.
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What the hell?
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We're never gonna reach
our fundraising goal
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if you keep serving
savage burns like that.
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- I'm sorry, but I don't think
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we should have to kiss up
to some evil creep
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just 'cause he donated...$30?
248
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,738
Are you kidding me?
249
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:23,746
You're a millionaire,
and you write a check for $30?
250
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,710
- I was always planning
on giving more.
251
00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:29,672
It's not because
I overheard anything.
252
00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,723
This is not a tear.
253
00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:36,256
I just spilled
a drop of clear juice.
254
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,012
- Um, do you understand
what just happened?
255
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,465
- No, but I rarely understand
rich people behavior.
256
00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:44,016
- I thought the only way to get
people to open their wallets
257
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,190
was to make them
feel good about themselves.
258
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:49,609
I never considered
making them feel like trash.
259
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,739
Do it again.
Excuse me, sir,
260
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,027
would you like to contribute
to the Bayside Enrichment Fund?
261
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,201
- We already gave.
- And how much did you spend
262
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,870
on your Christmas lights
this year?
263
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,368
- We'd love to give again.
264
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:05,752
- Did you hear that dig about
teachers having summers off?
265
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,420
- [scoffs]
He's got a lot of nerve.
266
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,169
I'm working every day
of the summer,
267
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:12,130
Monday abs,
Tuesday arms, Wednesda--
268
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,972
- I mean, I love Kelly,
but that business?
269
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,008
I don't think even
she knows what that is.
270
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:18,602
- Screech is so lucky
he and Kevin
271
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,756
get to live on
the International Space Station
272
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,465
so he doesn't have to deal
with all this.
273
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,555
- I hate to say it, but Zack
and Kelly have changed.
274
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,852
They're so self-absorbed now.
275
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,436
- Well,
I guess that's what happens
276
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,941
when you move to Sacramento.
277
00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:33,442
You go Hollywood.
- It makes me sad.
278
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,645
I just want it
to be like old times.
279
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,105
- Well, unfortunately,
it can't,
280
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,365
not unless you have
a time machine.
281
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,487
- Slater, that's it.
You're a genius.
282
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,874
- I'm really not.
283
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,541
I've been taking
this Ukrainian protein powder
284
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,749
that I just found out
ensmallens your brain.
285
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:50,170
- Our class time capsule,
let's dig it up,
286
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,250
and then the four of us
can go through it together,
287
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,915
and maybe it'll give us
a chance to remember
288
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,173
why we were friends
in the first place.
289
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,086
- Are we sure we shouldn't just
swipe some beers
290
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,934
and hang out
in my office instead?
291
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:03,599
I just got the Lakers' version
of Monopoly.
292
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,350
I'll go get my shovel.
293
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,900
Oh, my God, look,
somebody's already here.
294
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,608
Come on, let's go.
295
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,528
I wanna get the time capsule,
but it's not worth our lives.
296
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,197
- Oh, it's just Zack and Kelly.
Stop hiding behind me.
297
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,817
- Oh, hey.
- What are you guys doing here?
298
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,784
- I think the same thing
you are.
299
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,115
all:
Trying to go back to the time
300
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,449
when we were all best friends!
301
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:28,245
- Hey.
302
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,417
Huh.
303
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:39,047
- Look at this pager.
Oh, that mixtape's bomb.
304
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,342
- Zack, you saved my life
that night.
305
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:45,966
I will be celebrating 30 years
caffeine-free this April.
306
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:47,306
I would love for you
all to be there.
307
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,770
- Oh, we wouldn't miss it.
308
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,561
- Oh, my gosh, you guys,
remember?
309
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,074
- No.
- You guys put on "Swan Lake,"
310
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,567
'cause that was the only way
I could graduate.
311
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,609
Wait, why was it the only way
I could graduate?
312
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,283
- And you remember this?
313
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,781
You guys helped my grandfather
save his Hawaiian hotel.
314
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,164
- Yes.
- Oh.
315
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,790
You guys, let's go
to Hawaii this year together.
316
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,037
- Oh.
- Love that.
317
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,368
- Awesome.
318
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,003
- Oh, I didn't even see this,
you guys.
319
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,421
Oh, little note,
320
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,749
"For Slater, love,
your best friend, Preppie."
321
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,585
You were always doing stuff
like this, man,
322
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,510
surprising me with little gifts
you knew I'd adore.
323
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,090
- Was I? 'Cause that
doesn't really seem
324
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,755
like something I would do.
325
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,263
Oh-ho-ho-ho, okay.
326
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,766
Oh, that seems like
something I would do.
327
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,807
- Yeah.
328
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:32,771
[upbeat jazzy music]
329
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:37,612
* *
330
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,030
- Whew.
331
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,610
- Hey, Van,
you're a straight shooter.
332
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,244
Can I ask you a question?
333
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,411
- Not my nickname, and I'm kind
of in the middle of something.
334
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,620
- Oh, it'll be quick,
but two moments of your time.
335
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,620
Do you think the reason
I have pranker's block
336
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:53,172
is because of some deep,
underlying emotional issue,
337
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,878
or is the muse just being coy?
338
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:57,128
- Oh, the muse one.
- But here's the weird thing.
339
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,630
I pulled
an awesome prank yesterday.
340
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,132
I have a delicious one planned
for tomorrow,
341
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,934
and yet tonight
my dad is here--unrelated--
342
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,258
and I can't think of one.
Why?
343
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,474
- So I don't have time to go
on a "Field of Dreams"
344
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,274
white boy journey
with you right now,
345
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,477
so I'm just gonna say it, cool?
It's your dad.
346
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,808
Yeah, man,
like basically everyone else,
347
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,942
you have some weird issues
with your pops.
348
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,229
Now excuse me.
349
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,783
- Oh, wow, Mason.
Have you been working out?
350
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:23,659
- I have not.
- Damn it.
351
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:26,067
- Why would you say that
about my dad?
352
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,156
- Oh, damn it.
- How can he be the problem?
353
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,830
He's never around.
354
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,158
You're wrong, Te.
355
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,543
- Another nickname
no one has ever called me.
356
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:41,671
- I gotta go, but only because
my pranker's block is cured,
357
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,295
not because
anything you said was true.
358
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,603
- What the hell, man?
You poisoned me.
359
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,467
Oh, my God, this tastes
just like the protein powder.
360
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,854
My brain can't get
any more ensmallened.
361
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,391
I can't believe you did this.
362
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:54,685
- Oh, well, I didn't do it.
363
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,808
18-year-old me did it.
- You know what?
364
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:59,475
You were selfish then,
and you're even selfisher now.
365
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:02,284
- Slater,
that's not really a word.
366
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,778
- Don't correct his grammar.
367
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,240
What are you,
a word doctor now too?
368
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:08,201
- A word doctor?
You mean philologist?
369
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,531
- Oh, shut up.
370
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,036
You guys have become
so self-involved.
371
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,658
- Weare self-involved?
372
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,705
Oh, please, all you do is brag
about your book,
373
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,539
and all he does is brag
about his body.
374
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,054
- No, no, no, no, no, don't
try to turn this around on us.
375
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,126
You ruined my tux,
and by the way,
376
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,802
this is John Cena
for David's Bridal.
377
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,340
- Yeah, we're not selfish.
You're selfish.
378
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,934
- No, you're selfish.
379
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,549
- And you are the selfishest.
- You are selfish.
380
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,006
Oh, you are selfish.
- Shut up. Shut up.
381
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,726
Shut up!
You're all selfish!
382
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:37,767
None of you--
not one of you remembers me,
383
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:43,322
even though
I went to school with you.
384
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,610
- What? No, you didn't.
385
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,243
- Yes, I did.
386
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,870
Slater, I've worked with you
for 15 years.
387
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:52,367
Not once did you look me
in the eye and just remember
388
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:56,580
your old high school bud,
Ron-Ron Toddman.
389
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,383
And then you started
working here, and I thought,
390
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,786
"Well, this is it.
Jessie's a good person.
391
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,955
She'll remember me, surely,"
but no!
392
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,545
And then tonight,
like an idiot,
393
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,431
I got my hopes up
one last time.
394
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,509
I thought, "If the gang's
all together, well, then
395
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,144
there's certainly something
that will spark their memory."
396
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,562
We would take
the alumni photo together,
397
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,771
and then we would all laugh
398
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:22,572
about what a funny
misunderstanding this was.
399
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,897
But of course
that didn't happen,
400
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:29,863
because the only thing you four
care about is yourselves!
401
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:38,921
- Wait. Were you Belding?
402
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:43,127
- No, I was a cool teen,
403
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:46,259
just like you.
404
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,927
- Wait a minute.
Is the gossip really true?
405
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,637
You and Slater are--
dare I say the word--a couple?
406
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:55,888
- Well, yeah, kinda-sorta.
- This is so exciting.
407
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,392
- Hey, guy.
- Got some good stuff here.
408
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,475
- Oh, hey, thanks, man.
409
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,731
- Nobody told me
this was a drugs party.
410
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:08,154
- Here, Kel, take a hit.
- Kelly, don't do it.
411
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,704
It's not who we are.
412
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,119
Kelly!
413
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,827
[upbeat electronic music]
414
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:18,828
You guys look great!
415
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,172
- Zack and Kelly,
416
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,536
two people destined
for each other.
417
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:25,634
- * Mmm-mmm *
418
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:28,130
- They deserve every happiness
in the world.
419
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,593
- Shh!
- Shh!
420
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:33,892
- Those are two of the finest
people I have ever known.
421
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,354
- Oh, no, Ron-Ron...
- Oh, boy.
422
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,981
- Were you at our wedding?
423
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,938
- Uh, yeah, I sure was.
424
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:46,729
Oh, and thanks for doing
a prank on Slater in my office.
425
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,935
I paid my own money
to get those windows cleaned.
426
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:52,950
- Mm.
427
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:58,664
- How could I have worked
with Toddman for so long
428
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,293
and not remembered him?
429
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,790
And this is less important,
430
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,001
but someone please tell me
we don't look the same age.
431
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,842
- Maybe he's lying.
432
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,917
I mean, are we sure
this isn't some kind of trick?
433
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,802
- I know who we can ask.
Come here.
434
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,345
- Hi, guys!
435
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,429
- Lisa!
- Hey, Lisa.
436
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:19,973
- Hi.
437
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,226
- I hope we didn't wake you.
I know you're on Paris time.
438
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,648
- Oh, that's not a problem.
439
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,017
I do all my fittings
in the morning,
440
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:27,403
because the models are quiet
and hungover.
441
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,690
What's up?
442
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:29,943
- Hey, listen,
do you remember a guy
443
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:32,034
from high school
named Ron Toddman?
444
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:34,860
- Ron-Ron Toddman?
Of course.
445
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:37,526
I love that guy.
How's he doing?
446
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:40,825
- Uh, yeah, not great.
Uh, he sort of hates us,
447
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,670
'cause we kind of forget
he existed.
448
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,497
- You all forgot him?
449
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,542
Jessie, he saved your life
450
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,255
when you ran your ATV
into the ocean.
451
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,546
- My God.
- Yes.
452
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:54,969
- Oh, God.
Maybe we are kind of selfish.
453
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,590
- Well, you guys are gonna have
to find a way
454
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,966
to make it up to him.
[door opens]
455
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,354
I've got to go.
456
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,890
My lovers are waking up.
457
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:03,944
Au revoir.
458
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,307
all: Au revoir.
459
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,603
- Oh.
460
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:10,106
- Oh, man, we--ooh,
we really suck.
461
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,203
- So, uh, you ever been
to a movie?
462
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,030
- What? Say it again?
463
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,035
- Nah, it's just, like,
you know, what kind of movies
464
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,868
you be at, though?
465
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,543
- I'm so sorry.
I still don't understand you.
466
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,833
- Nah, just, like--
467
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,496
- Guess what.
- Thank God.
468
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:32,054
- I rigged that giant pot
of gravy above the stage.
469
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,628
- Say what?
470
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,133
- When my dad takes his place
for the alumni photo,
471
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:39,095
I hit this little button,
and bam, gravy town, USA.
472
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:43,517
So by your logic, I obviously
don't have issues with my dad,
473
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:45,388
or else I wouldn't have been
able to pull off
474
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:49,105
this awesome prank. Right?
475
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,357
- Look, man,
I don't know you that well.
476
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:52,609
- Uh, that hurt.
477
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,240
I thought we were
really good friends.
478
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,237
- If you say you don't have
issues with your dad,
479
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:59,779
then maybe you don't,
but pranker's block or not,
480
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,454
if you want to spend
more time with him,
481
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:04,754
you--you have to ask him.
482
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:07,578
But I get it.
It's, like--it's scary,
483
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,714
and what if he says no?
484
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,884
- Yeah, it is scary...
485
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,761
how consistently wrong
you've been about my problems.
486
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:17,629
- Okay.
I'm gonna go pour gravy
487
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:19,046
on my dad
and make everything better.
488
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:21,304
- Well, good luck.
- You actually don't say
489
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,756
good luck
in the prank community.
490
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:25,386
You say, "And a pie
in your face, my comrade."
491
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,523
- I'm not gonna say that.
492
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,849
- Well,
it'd be weird if you did.
493
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,024
You're not in the community.
494
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,569
- Kelly, I feel so bad.
495
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:35,989
- I know. I just remembered.
496
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,487
I think Toddman gave us
his grandmother's piano
497
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:39,910
as a wedding present.
498
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:42,828
- No, no, no, no,
about what I said to you.
499
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,287
You don't need a fancy degree
to help people.
500
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:47,908
Being a doctor has always
just been my thing,
501
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:51,126
and I think
I just felt threatened.
502
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,167
- Threatened by me?
503
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:57,381
Oh, Jessie,
you're the one who inspired me
504
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,934
to want a career
in the first place.
505
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,798
Whenever I have to
psyche myself up,
506
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:03,465
I read an excerpt
from your book,
507
00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,143
"Too Tall to Fail."
508
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,641
- You do? Oh, Kelly.
509
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,484
Well, you're an inspiration
to me too.
510
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:11,859
You and Zack seem so happy.
511
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:15,226
I mean, you guys have really
figured it out. Rene and I--
512
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,645
- Is everything okay?
- Not really.
513
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,534
He admitted
in our last therapy session
514
00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:20,951
that he was having
an emotional affair
515
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,369
with a character
from his novel.
516
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:24,828
I think she's pregnant now.
517
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:27,288
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
518
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,658
- And it must be especially
hard since you work here.
519
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,246
- Oh, no, I love working here.
520
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,921
I get to be close to Jamie
and help the kids.
521
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,090
- Oh, I just meant it must
be hard because Slater
522
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,629
is obviously
still in love with you.
523
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:41,383
- What? Wait, no.
524
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:44,096
You are--wait, no.
525
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,847
Say it again.
No, don't, don't.
526
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:50,850
- Do you think about him?
- Kelly, I'm married.
527
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:54,234
- So...do you think
the boys made up?
528
00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:55,862
- I don't know.
529
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:57,399
Those two have always
been competitive,
530
00:21:57,442 --> 00:22:00,862
and it's harder for guys
to express their emotions.
531
00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:03,164
- I just feel so bad
about Ron-Ron.
532
00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:08,826
Oh, everyone should get
to have friends like I did.
533
00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:12,170
- No, everyone should get
to have friends like you do.
534
00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,667
- Friends forever?
535
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:16,668
- Friends for--oh, my God.
536
00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:18,761
I think I know how
we can make it up to Ron.
537
00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:20,417
- All right, look, we only have
this photographer
538
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,215
for ten more minutes,
so we just gotta get this done.
539
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:23,838
- Wait, wait,
there's four friends
540
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:25,465
you almost forgot about.
541
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:28,932
- That's right, Ron,
and we have a message for you,
542
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,693
a message about friendship
and the amount of time
543
00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:33,186
that it lasts.
544
00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:35,608
A-one, two, three!
545
00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:38,687
all:
* Friends forever *
546
00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:40,573
* We'll be friends *
547
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:42,400
both: * We'll be friends *
548
00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:43,735
* Talking about *
549
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:46,410
all: * Friends forever *
550
00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:47,779
- Hey! Stop it!
551
00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:49,576
Stop singing!
552
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:51,409
What is this?
553
00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:53,754
Look, I just wanted
to get one photograph
554
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:55,580
and to be acknowledged
as a human being.
555
00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:57,285
Why are you doing this to me?
556
00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:59,205
- We're just trying to say
we're sorry.
557
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:00,384
- So say sorry.
558
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:01,802
What's this song?
- You know, this is our
559
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:05,760
hit song from the famous
rock band we were in.
560
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,352
Oh, you know why
this means nothing to you
561
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,007
that I'm just realizing now?
562
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,845
Our band was only famous
in a dream that I had.
563
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:14,271
- Mm.
- Just get in the picture.
564
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,980
And now that you're wearing
these dumb costumes,
565
00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:18,061
I can't even use this
in the brochure.
566
00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:22,145
- Get ready, Dad.
567
00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:24,953
- On the count of three,
one, two--
568
00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:27,198
- Wait, wait, wait, hold on,
Ron.
569
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,990
Again, we are so sorry.
Why don't you come join us?
570
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:31,285
Come in this picture, pal.
- Yeah, yeah.
571
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:32,907
- You're part of this class.
Come on.
572
00:23:32,954 --> 00:23:34,914
- Come on. Take my spot,
front and center. Come on.
573
00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:36,206
- All right, fine.
- There we go.
574
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:37,709
- Oh, no, no...
575
00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:40,841
- One, two, three.
576
00:23:40,879 --> 00:23:42,259
- Oh!
- Oh...
577
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:43,917
[murmuring, giggling]
578
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:51,641
You...
579
00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:54,101
guys.
[laughs]
580
00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:58,312
Was this whole night
you pranking me?
581
00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,645
Oh, man,
582
00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:02,030
you got me!
583
00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:04,317
You--you really got me!
584
00:24:04,361 --> 00:24:07,361
[laughter]
585
00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:10,405
Wait, wait,
when did you realize who I was?
586
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,710
- We've known the entire time.
587
00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:18,833
Friends forever.
588
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:25,259
- Man, it's great to be back
589
00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:28,218
with the old gang.
590
00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:36,516
- There he is.
Killer prank, Mac.
591
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,729
I'm gonna try that
on my lieutenant governor.
592
00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:40,520
Dude hates me so much.
593
00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:41,773
- Thanks, Dad.
- Yeah.
594
00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:43,015
Oh, Mom's gonna
take you home, okay?
595
00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:45,736
I gotta get to the "choppa."
596
00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:47,357
You okay?
597
00:24:47,404 --> 00:24:50,534
- Hell, yeah. I just pulled
the prank of a lifetime.
598
00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:51,993
- Yeah, you did.
599
00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:54,953
That's my boy.
[chuckling]
600
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:05,338
- Hey, Dad.
- Yeah, son.
601
00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:06,550
- Do you think
when you get back,
602
00:25:06,589 --> 00:25:08,129
we could do a prank together?
603
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,094
I heard of this crazy one
where we take a baseball,
604
00:25:10,135 --> 00:25:12,255
and I throw it into your hands,
and you throw it into mine,
605
00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:14,143
and we do it
until it gets dark,
606
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:16,180
and then Mom's like,
"Come in for dinner, boys,"
607
00:25:16,224 --> 00:25:18,144
and then we eat together...
608
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,154
you know, like as a prank.
609
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,570
- Yeah.
610
00:25:23,606 --> 00:25:26,856
Yeah, I like that.
611
00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:29,071
A pie in your face, my comrade.
612
00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:31,782
- A pie in your face,
my comrade.
613
00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:36,123
- Hey, Nadia.
614
00:25:36,161 --> 00:25:37,831
- Hey.
615
00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:40,831
- Um, d--
616
00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:42,754
- "The Secret Life of Pets 2."
617
00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:43,922
- What?
618
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,550
- Is a movie
I've been at, though.
619
00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:50,049
- Oh. Cool.
620
00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:58,429
- Hey.
621
00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:00,435
- Valet went great.
622
00:26:00,477 --> 00:26:01,937
- No, no, it didn't.
623
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:04,768
How was fundraising?
- Oh, Daisy killed it.
624
00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:08,614
She collected so much money,
and made four old men cry.
625
00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:09,901
I'm just so proud of you.
626
00:26:09,944 --> 00:26:11,954
- Guess I really am
a Bayside kid.
627
00:26:11,988 --> 00:26:14,158
[applause]
- Good evening.
628
00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:16,159
Jade Huntington-Snell,
Tanner's mom.
629
00:26:16,201 --> 00:26:20,211
I am so overwhelmed
by the generosity in this room.
630
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,166
We have surpassed our goal
631
00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:25,587
for the Bayside Enrichment Fund
tonight.
632
00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:27,877
[applause]
633
00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:33,301
But in the true spirit
of charity, the PTA,
634
00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:34,433
as led by me,
635
00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:36,299
has chosen to put it
toward a different
636
00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:41,476
but equally important cause--
reopening Douglas High.
637
00:26:41,518 --> 00:26:46,018
[applause]
638
00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:48,154
- I'm confused.
That sounded bad,
639
00:26:48,191 --> 00:26:51,651
but she said it in a happy way,
so was that good?
640
00:26:51,695 --> 00:26:53,565
- No, it is not.
641
00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:55,323
- It means they're kicking us
out of Bayside
642
00:26:55,365 --> 00:26:57,075
and sending us back to Douglas.
643
00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:59,487
- Oh, my God, you were right.
644
00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:01,366
We laid down with snakes.
645
00:27:01,413 --> 00:27:04,123
- And we got bit.
646
00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:07,335
[upbeat music]
647
00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:12,007
* *
648
00:27:12,048 --> 00:27:13,048
[together]
* Friends forever *
649
00:27:13,091 --> 00:27:14,841
- * We'll be friends forever *
650
00:27:14,884 --> 00:27:16,184
* We'll be friends *
651
00:27:16,219 --> 00:27:18,679
[together]
* With you everywhere *
652
00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:20,022
- * Talking about *
653
00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:22,136
[together]
* Friends forever *
654
00:27:22,183 --> 00:27:23,733
- * Always be there *
655
00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:26,228
[together]
* Always will be friends *
656
00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:30,151
all: * We'll be there *
657
00:27:30,191 --> 00:27:33,111
- * Through it all,
hangin' tough *
658
00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:37,413
- * We'll stay side by side *
659
00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:41,039
* We'll be friends forever *
660
00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:44,827
all: * Till the end of time *
661
00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:47,793
* Friends forever *
662
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:48,924
- * Always be friends *
663
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,210
- * With you everywhere *
664
00:27:51,254 --> 00:27:52,514
- * We'll be friends
together *
665
00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:55,337
[together]
* Friends forever *
666
00:27:55,383 --> 00:28:00,313
* Oh, oh, oh, oh *
667
00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:02,017
- That was the best song
you ever wrote, Zack.