1 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:09,876 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:09,926 --> 00:00:11,136 - [grunts] 3 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:12,547 - Hey, Lexi, think fast! 4 00:00:12,595 --> 00:00:14,215 - Jamie, you have to say "think fast" 5 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:15,724 before you throw it. 6 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:16,845 - Sorry. 7 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:18,481 I always get the order wrong. 8 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:19,938 Are you ready for my party Saturday night? 9 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,018 - Oh, yeah. 10 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:22,312 As an early birthday present, 11 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:25,225 I got DJ Khaled's baby to make you a playlist. 12 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,775 It's okay. - [chuckles] 13 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:29,199 Hey, fast, think Aisha! 14 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:31,703 I did it wrong again. 15 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:34,200 - [laughs softly] 16 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:37,162 [melancholy music] 17 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:40,923 * * 18 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:42,917 - So how are you doing with... 19 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,289 - Please stop. 20 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:46,756 I don't care about Jamie and Aisha. 21 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:48,086 - But you like him. 22 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,131 I mean, it's okay to have feelings about-- 23 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:51,885 - The only reason I like Jamie 24 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:54,596 is because we would've been the ultimate power couple. 25 00:00:54,637 --> 00:00:56,847 The brain naturally wants popular, hot people 26 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,730 to be together and rule over society. 27 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,767 That's why it's annoying when beautiful actresses 28 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:01,980 date "SNL" writers. 29 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:05,480 - So you're good? - Of course. 30 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:08,573 I wish Jamie and Aisha all the luck in the world. 31 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,820 - Cool. - Goodbye. 32 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:14,283 Have a wonderful day. 33 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,949 - I am PO'd as F. 34 00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:19,254 Jamie promised me his extra ticket 35 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:20,827 to see Dane Cook at Morongo, 36 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:23,082 but apparently he's going with Aisha. 37 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:25,464 - I'm sure you guys will work it out. 38 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,212 - Huh? You're not making any sense. 39 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:28,883 - Oh, sorry, I'm still in character 40 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,592 from another conversation. 41 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:32,052 How's this? 42 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,592 Jamie has no right to rob you 43 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,005 of seeing your favorite comedian 44 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:37,473 at your favorite casino on the way to Palm Springs. 45 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:38,644 - Thank you. - Yeah. 46 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:39,972 - You know what we have to do, right? 47 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:42,436 - Break up Jamie and Aisha. 48 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,227 - Oh, I was gonna say buy two tickets and go with them, 49 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,520 but let's do your thing. 50 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:47,443 [school bell rings] 51 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:48,822 - * When I wake up in the mornin' * 52 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:50,608 * Alarm gives out a warnin' * 53 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:52,492 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 54 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:53,909 [school bell ringing] 55 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,117 * By the time I grab my books * 56 00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:56,446 * And I give myself a look * 57 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:59,951 * I'm at the corner just in time * 58 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:02,414 * It's all right, it's all right * 59 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:04,365 * Saved by the bell, it's all right * 60 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,996 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 61 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:09,503 * It's all right * 62 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:13,546 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 63 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:15,551 [school bell ringing] 64 00:02:15,593 --> 00:02:17,433 - Uh, morning, Slater. 65 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:18,850 Just a couple of school-related items 66 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:20,178 I wanted to run by you. 67 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:21,733 The pool is closed for cleaning. 68 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:24,346 We have parent-teacher conferences now on Wednesday. 69 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,194 Also, you have a mandatory double date 70 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:27,689 with me and two fly honeys at 71 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:30,191 Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville on Saturday night, 72 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,033 and oh, the new volleyball mats came in. 73 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:34,358 And I think--yup, that's it. Thanks a million. 74 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,114 - Nice try. - Please? 75 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,696 - No way. - Listen, my date won't go 76 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,621 unless I bring someone for her friend. 77 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,039 - So ask somebody else. - No, no. 78 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:43,407 Listen, listen, listen. 79 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:45,705 It can only be you. 80 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:48,459 You see, they think one of us is you and one of us is me, 81 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:51,551 but you're the one they think is me. 82 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,918 - And where would they get that idea? 83 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,835 - I don't know. 84 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:58,224 My dating profile pic is a group shot, 85 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,181 and you're kind of in it, but... 86 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:02,061 - This is a picture of only me. 87 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:05,558 - My arm is in it. Therefore, it's not catfishing. 88 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:07,852 - Yeah, the liquid's supposed to look purple. 89 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,396 - I'm so excited for Jamie's birthday. 90 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,360 I've never been to a rich kid party before. 91 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,900 - Uh, Jamie's not really a rich kid. 92 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:18,074 - Um, I once saw him Postmate a churro from Disneyland. 93 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:20,204 Your boy rich. 94 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:22,581 Do you think the party is gonna be like "Euphoria", 95 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,619 all emo and smoke-filled, 96 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:27,462 and everyone's, like, damaged, but in a sexy way? 97 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:29,329 - Since when do you watch "Euphoria?" 98 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,126 - Since I started my extensive research project 99 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:32,589 on how to have fun. - Mm. 100 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,209 - I'm using our first Bayside party 101 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:36,165 as an opportunity to rebrand myself 102 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,506 from a social perspective. 103 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:38,930 Exciting, huh? 104 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:40,508 - Not the way you say it. 105 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:42,603 - No, I'm actually gonna party this time, 106 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:43,969 not just stand in the corner 107 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:45,595 or try to make friends with the dog. 108 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,692 - Wow, you really are rebranding yourself 109 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,097 from a social perspective. 110 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:50,605 - So can your dad drive us? 111 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,727 - Uh, I'm obviously gonna be dressed like a stripper. 112 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,074 - Oh. - We need a non-parental ride. 113 00:03:57,153 --> 00:03:58,993 Hey, DeVante! 114 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,409 - My clothes are going to burn off my body. 115 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:05,290 - Chill, bro, it's not an acid. It's a base. 116 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,078 - Ooh. - What's up? 117 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:09,122 - Can you drive us to Jamie's party this Saturday? 118 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:10,665 - No. 119 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:13,089 - I'll give you 30 bucks and the login to my Netflix. 120 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:14,168 - Deal. 121 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:17,012 - Yes, he'll take us. Ooh. 122 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:20,178 - I'm sorry, but could you have been wrong about the acid? 123 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:22,508 - Yeah, could have been. 124 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,394 - All we have to do is make Jamie think 125 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,561 that his beloved dog hates Aisha. 126 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:29,309 I cut up hot dogs. You put them in Aisha's pants. 127 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,982 The dog bites her crotch, Jamie dumps her. 128 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:33,312 See figure A. 129 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:36,736 * * 130 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,775 - Your plan is bad. 131 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,532 Here's what we're gonna do. 132 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,868 Using psychological warfare, 133 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:48,541 we will prey upon Jamie and Aisha's 134 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,170 individual weaknesses 135 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:53,786 to drive a wedge between them and destroy their relationship. 136 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,415 Step one. 137 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:58,512 We make Aisha think that all of Jamie's hot ex-girlfriends 138 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:01,678 have sent him romantic birthday gifts. 139 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,138 Aisha, competitive by nature, 140 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:07,639 feels the first pangs of jealousy. 141 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,392 Step two. 142 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,234 We exploit Aisha's deepest insecurity. 143 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,690 Prior to the party, I will break into her home 144 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,731 and replace her heels with an identical pair 145 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,685 two sizes too small. 146 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,025 - The Grinch Maneuver. Genius. 147 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:23,701 - Step three, Jamie's Swedish model ex-girlfriend 148 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,490 suddenly pops out of a cake, 149 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,833 her tiny little feet on full display. 150 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:29,079 - You sure are putting a lot of eggs 151 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,040 into the "insecure about her feet" basket. 152 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,421 - Shut up, okay? There's 97 more steps. 153 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,588 - [sighs] 154 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:37,956 - Hey. - Hey. 155 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,514 - Heard Jamie's having a big party this weekend. 156 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:43,128 - No, not a big party, just a few friends. 157 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,046 - Man, remember how much fun 158 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:47,255 high school parties used to be back in the day? 159 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:48,555 - [chuckles] - Roll in 160 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,728 rocking your most neon tank top, 161 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:54,017 tell the DJ to hit it, then dominate the dance floor. 162 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,062 - Can you believe that was, like, 30 years ago? 163 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,186 - No. 164 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,282 There haven't been 30 NBA championships 165 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,737 since high school. 166 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,237 Raptors, Warriors, Warriors, Cavs, Warriors, Spurs, 167 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,819 Heat, Heat, Lakers five times, Bulls, Bulls, Bulls, 168 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,575 Rockets, Rockets, Bulls-- damn, you're right. 169 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:08,737 - Hmm. - But I don't feel 170 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,445 30 years older. - I do. 171 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:13,455 Last night I threw my back out rocking Jamie to sleep. 172 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,996 - [clears throat] Hey, listen. 173 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,753 Since René is still at his retreat, 174 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,626 I could swing by your house and help you chaperone. 175 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:24,514 - I'm not gonna be there. - What are you, nuts? 176 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:25,721 You can't leave a bunch of kids 177 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,930 unchaperoned in your nice house. 178 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,471 I wouldn't leave them unchaperoned 179 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,184 in my not-nice not-a-house. 180 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,814 - Slater, a parent must plant the seeds of trust 181 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,942 if they ever hope to one day enjoy the shade 182 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,019 of the trust tree's leafy branches. 183 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,114 That's a metaphor my editor cut from my book 184 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,110 'cause it was bad. 185 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:42,691 - Well, um, since 186 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,946 you gotta be out of the house anyway, um... 187 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:49,159 I was probably gonna go to the movies or something. 188 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,120 - Oh, no, sorry, I'm gonna be out of town. 189 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:55,292 René called and asked me to come visit him in Arizona. 190 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:57,131 - You didn't let me finish. 191 00:06:57,167 --> 00:07:00,917 I was going to the movies because I have a date. 192 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,468 - Wait, you were inviting me on your date? 193 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,011 - Oh, so I guess I was also on a date 194 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,722 with everyone else sitting in the movie theater? 195 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,142 [scoffs] Grow up, Jessie. 196 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:13,271 * * 197 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:17,808 - No, I am not in the market for solar paneling, Eric. 198 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:19,734 But listen, while I have you, 199 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,653 what are you doing Saturday night? 200 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,741 - I'll go on your stupid double date. 201 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,777 - Really? Oh, great! 202 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:28,990 - Hey, never mind. Slot's been filled, loser. 203 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:31,372 Why, yes, I'll hold for the survey. 204 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:32,989 - And then the next step-- 205 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:36,286 - Are we almost done? - Yes, step 99. 206 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,001 Our plan has culminated 207 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:41,461 in a massive un-take-back-able fight. 208 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:42,923 - [yells] 209 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:46,222 - Jamie retreats to his bedroom, devastated. 210 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:49,137 Finally, step 100. 211 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:50,597 I comfort Jamie, 212 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:54,677 remind him of our easy friendship and shared past, 213 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:57,894 we kiss, and Jamie's free. 214 00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,726 - Wait, why do you have to kiss? 215 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,521 - Uh, to ensure they're really broken up. 216 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,275 - Oh, that makes perfect sense. 217 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,737 That's an excellent plan. 218 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:08,027 - Thank you, I thought of it as I was saying it. 219 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:09,531 - And it's, like, classic Lexi, 220 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:10,992 like, the evil and diabolical plans 221 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,742 you used to come up with all the time. 222 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,490 - What are you talking about? 223 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:15,366 - You know, you used to be, like, 224 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:16,582 cool and mean, 225 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:17,871 and then you kind of went soft. 226 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,624 Like, after a rapper has a kid 227 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,126 and does a family vacation movie. 228 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,207 - Okay, what? I'm still cool and mean. 229 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,673 I've insulted, like, seven people today, idiot. 230 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:27,304 Ooh, make that eight. 231 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,340 - Doesn't matter. 232 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:29,473 What's important is 233 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,389 I'm going to see Dean Cain in Morocco. 234 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,558 - What? I thought it was Dane Cook at Morongo. 235 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:34,806 - That's what I said. 236 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:39,936 - Hey, get out of the teacher's lounge. 237 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:42,978 And how the hell did you get a conference table in here? 238 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,443 [upbeat hip-hop music] 239 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,743 - This house is huge. 240 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,857 Maybe Jamie is a rich kid. 241 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:54,624 - Yeah, it was purchased back in 2002 for $3.1 million. 242 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:56,199 What? 243 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:57,664 Y'all didn't Google the address before we got here? 244 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:58,834 - Huh-- 245 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,669 Sorry, I was nervous, 246 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:06,129 so I pregamed with my mom's Don Q she saves for Christmas. 247 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,631 I'm fine. 248 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:10,802 * * 249 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:13,222 Let's do this, baby. 250 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,848 - Is she wearing angel wings? - I don't--I don't know. 251 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,809 - * People say I drive too fast * 252 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,099 * Move too fast, live too fast * 253 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:24,443 * Ain't no such thing as too fast for me * 254 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:29,111 * * 255 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,612 - Daisy, your foot is in the trash can. 256 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,824 [upbeat music playing] 257 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,914 - I may have pregamed too much. 258 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,793 - How many days did it take you to drive to Connecticut? 259 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,503 - Ooh-la-la. 260 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:49,843 Sorry, pal, dibs on the hot one. 261 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,341 Evening, ladies. 262 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:52,763 You must be Deirdre. 263 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:55,391 - You're so much cuter than your pictures. 264 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,765 - Hi. - Hi, I'm Michelle. 265 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,268 - AC. 266 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:04,019 So how do you know Deirdre? 267 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,442 - She's my boss. 268 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,360 She said if I didn't come on this double date 269 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,729 there would be professional consequences. 270 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,526 - That's bad. 271 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,279 You should tell the HR department. 272 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,201 - We are the HR department. 273 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,780 [both laugh] 274 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,695 - Ron, can I just say, 275 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,913 you have such a beautiful smile? 276 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,294 - Thank you. 277 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,540 The state cut our dental insurance, 278 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,632 so enjoy it while you can. 279 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:29,628 - [laughs] 280 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:32,471 - Ow, why are my shoes killing me? 281 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:35,387 - Jamie, presents from your ex-lovers. 282 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:38,717 - Oh, weird. I'll open them later. 283 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:42,433 - Oh, look. This one's already open. 284 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:46,015 Wow, it's an Oculus from Holly. 285 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,442 - She got you an Oculus? 286 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,071 - And Sienna got you floor seats 287 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:51,358 to the Lakers-Clippers game. 288 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:52,821 How thoughtful! 289 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,321 Isn't that the last game you went to 290 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,782 before your grandpa passed? 291 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:56,822 - [laughs softly] 292 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,275 A Laker girl hugged him, 293 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:01,544 and Grandpa got a streak of her boob makeup on his face. 294 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,708 - I've always liked Sienna. 295 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:07,667 For an Instagram cheerlebrity, she was really down to earth. 296 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:11,209 - You know what? I'm gonna go find Daisy. 297 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,214 - I'll come with you. - No. 298 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,086 Stay here and open your presents. 299 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,933 - Aisha. 300 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,388 Wait, are you mad at me? 301 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,388 [dramatic music] 302 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:23,430 - Hey, our scheme is working perfectly. 303 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,725 - I should hope so. We're 40K over budget. 304 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:28,149 [both laugh] 305 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,478 - Come on. 306 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,692 You're telling me your favorite band is Train? 307 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:34,903 They exclusively make music for car commercials. 308 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:35,994 - Uh, more like 309 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,319 they exclusively make number one hits. 310 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,405 - [laughs] 311 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,239 You know, I was dreading tonight, 312 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,785 but this is actually really fun. 313 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,709 - You know what? I'm having a really good time too. 314 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,291 I mean, not as good as them. 315 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:54,173 - I hope this isn't too forward, 316 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,594 but I'm falling in love with you. 317 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:58,804 - [gasps] 318 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,933 It's not, Ron. I feel the same way. 319 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,391 [mellow music playing] 320 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,061 - So should we get another drink? 321 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,980 - Yes, definitely. [cell phone ringing] 322 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:11,148 But uh...let me just take this really quick. 323 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,899 I'll be right back, okay? - Okay. 324 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,571 * * 325 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:16,900 - Hey, Jessie, what's up? 326 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,485 - You were right. The party is out of control. 327 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:22,331 I've gotten 100 notifications from my doorbell camera, 328 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,237 and Jamie isn't picking up his phone. 329 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,245 - Calm down. It's gonna be okay. 330 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:27,497 - My neighbors are gonna call the cops. 331 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:30,419 They all hate us 'cause my compost bin stinks 332 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,838 and René has a pet rooster. 333 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,666 Slater, I hate to ask you this, 334 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,422 but can you please get over there and shut down the party? 335 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:39,764 - Uh, you need me to do that, like, right now? 336 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:43,051 - Uh--oh, my God, wait, you have your date. 337 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,846 Sorry, never mind, forget it. 338 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,809 - No, no, no, no. If you need me-- 339 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,520 - No, no, no, no, don't be silly. 340 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:52,190 I'll ask someone else. I'll ask Toddman. 341 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:56,820 - You're gonna throw away everything we have for him? 342 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,240 Look at him! 343 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:02,158 - No, it's okay, Jessie. If you need me, I'll be there. 344 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:05,078 - Really? Thank you so much. 345 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,328 - I have a problem? You have a problem! 346 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:10,000 - [sighs] 347 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,920 Hey, listen. 348 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:15,588 I am so sorry, but something suddenly came up. 349 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,128 My friend had an emergency, and I gotta go. 350 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,343 Again, I'm so sorry. 351 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,973 - Okay. 352 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,640 [indistinct arguing] 353 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:28,308 - * Ooh, he'll take me soon * 354 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:32,400 * He's making room * 355 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,057 - Stop doing that. I hate this. 356 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,493 What is that? 357 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,196 - Who cares? 358 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,566 Tonight, I'm living life as a verb. 359 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,405 - Hey, you wanna see something fun? 360 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,330 - Mm-hmm. - Cool, let me show you. 361 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:50,039 - What? - There it is, mm-hmm. 362 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,420 - Ooh! 363 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,877 - "As a verb"? 364 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,787 - You're being, like, crazy jealous right now. 365 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,495 - Jamie, I swear to you I'm not. 366 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,585 - Well, you're mad about something. 367 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:00,971 What do you want me to do, 368 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,877 throw the presents out? 'Cause I will. 369 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,596 I don't need this, or a Rolex 370 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:08,927 or some song that Billie Eilish wrote for me personally. 371 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,433 - No, throwing them away is even worse. 372 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:14,436 - How? God, you're being impossible. 373 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,073 - Then don't be with me. - What? 374 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,069 Oh-- 375 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,361 - Jamie's on the move. 376 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:25,866 Cancel steps 3 through 99. 377 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,577 Advance to step 100. Over. 378 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,037 - Already? That was fast. 379 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,578 - All you've gotta do now is go into Jamie's room 380 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,582 and manipulate your best friend into kissing you. 381 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,384 - Oh, God. When you say it like that-- 382 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,669 - It sounds awesome. I know. 383 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:42,093 - [sighs] Okay. 384 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,592 I'll get into position. 385 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,973 - And I'll get ready to see Dean Koontz at Costco. 386 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:48,561 - What? I thought it was Dane Cook at Morongo. 387 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,096 - Who cares? Just go. 388 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,770 - Okay. 389 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,978 [slow mellow music] 390 00:14:54,019 --> 00:15:00,069 - * Girl, you so beautiful when you faded, faded * 391 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:04,528 * Ooh, I like you better when you faded * 392 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:08,071 - Looks like you and I are on the same trip. 393 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:13,576 - * Girl, what are you so afraid, afraid of? * 394 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,501 [upbeat hip-hop music playing] 395 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:19,671 * * 396 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,631 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 397 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,721 [crowd cheering] 398 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,258 - * You can't relate * 399 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,931 * You never had as much bread on your plate * 400 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,799 * Y'all have my blessings, thank you, I'm great * 401 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,766 * Giving 'em reasons to gossip and hate * 402 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,386 * Go away, don't pay attention * 403 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,313 * You see me moving in a different dimension * 404 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,523 * Just look at my mansion * 405 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,442 * Club boys with patience * 406 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:42,611 * * 407 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:46,610 - Okay, okay. Party is over. 408 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,784 Alexa, cut the music. 409 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,663 - No! - Oh, come on, Coach. 410 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,120 We thought you were cool. - Yeah. 411 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,750 - I am cool. 412 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,367 But Jamie's mom called and said I gotta shut this thing down. 413 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:59,174 - Aw, this sucks, we were in the middle of a dance battle. 414 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:02,919 - It doesn't matter, everybody's gotta go now. 415 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,512 - But we're tied. Come on, help us out. 416 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:08,468 Just one dance. We need you. 417 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,220 - Coach Slater can't dance. 418 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,721 - Uh, yeah, he can. 419 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,103 He's always talking about 420 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,969 what a sick dancer he was in high school. 421 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,346 - Nice try, guys, 422 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:19,773 but there is no way I'm doing more than one dance. 423 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,693 - Yes! - Alexa, hit it. 424 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,528 - I think you have to say the name of the song. 425 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:26,648 [lively instrumental music playing] 426 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,525 - Guess not. 427 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:35,701 * * 428 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:43,247 [music stops] 429 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:51,335 Yeah! 430 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:54,636 [cheers and applause] 431 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:55,851 - Whoo! 432 00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,562 - You're the man. You're the man. 433 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,313 - Aisha was so cool, and then tonight 434 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,066 she just completely changed personalities. 435 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:09,319 It's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde were the same person. 436 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,492 - Did you not finish the book? 437 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,871 - It's a book? 438 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,157 - All right, well, you just started dating, 439 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:18,201 and you don't really know each other. 440 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,366 - Yeah, I mean, I guess you're right. 441 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:24,995 - Yeah, like, you and I have been friends for what? 442 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:27,375 - As long as I can remember. - Exactly. 443 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,052 You can't expect someone you've known for what, 444 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,760 two months, to understand you like I do. 445 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,014 - Yeah, you do know me pretty well. 446 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,601 Hey, remember this? 447 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,690 - Oh, my God, our string phone. 448 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:45,478 We used to sit in our windows and talk on those all night. 449 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,403 - Remember back when I was husky? 450 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,902 You used to yell through it every morning, 451 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:53,244 "Wake up, lard-ass! Welcome to another day of hell! 452 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:56,161 That is, if you haven't already died of a heart attack." 453 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:59,581 - Huh. - Oh, man, good times. 454 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:02,291 - Yeah, kind of forgot about that. 455 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,082 - Oh, I didn't. 456 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,585 I mean, why do you think I worked so hard 457 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,247 to make my body like this? 458 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,165 It's 'cause I was afraid of you. 459 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:12,804 - Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 460 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,102 - No, no, it's fine. 461 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,716 I mean, you're not like that anymore. 462 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,603 - Eh. 463 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,680 I can still be pretty mean. 464 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,595 - No way. I mean, you used to hurt people 465 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,725 and, like, never feel bad about it. 466 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,442 Like, remember that time that you exposed 467 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,572 Spencer's dad's affair just to ruin his bar mitzvah? 468 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,410 - Yeah, maybe I have changed. 469 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,411 - You have. 470 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,369 I mean, the old Lexi wasn't a very happy person, 471 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:42,961 and sometimes unhappy people take their feelings out 472 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,577 on the people around them. 473 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,625 But you're--you're happy now. 474 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,721 - How do you know I'm happy? 475 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,758 - Because I know you. [laughs softly] 476 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,722 [gentle music] 477 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:04,063 * * 478 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:07,062 - Damn it. - What's wrong? 479 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:11,145 - Look, you're right. I'm happy and I'm nice now. 480 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,282 [sighs] 481 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,319 - * Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann * 482 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:21,286 * Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann * 483 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,617 * Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann * 484 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,833 * Barbara Ann * 485 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:29,004 * Oh, take my hand * 486 00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:32,174 * Barbara Ann * 487 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,973 * You got me rockin' and a rollin' * 488 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,507 * Rockin' and a reelin' * 489 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,890 * Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann * 490 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,507 * You got me rockin' and a rollin' * 491 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,774 * Rockin' and a reelin', Barbara Ann * 492 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,516 - Oh, no, it's the cops! Everybody hide! 493 00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:45,728 [siren wailing] 494 00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:48,899 [suspenseful music] 495 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,483 - Happy birthday, Jamie! 496 00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,525 - Oh, thank God I found you in the first room I checked. 497 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,235 I have to tell you something. 498 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,365 There was a scheme to break you and Jamie up, 499 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,462 but I heroically stopped it. 500 00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:09,458 I also started it. It was my scheme. 501 00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:11,921 - What? - I'm sorry. 502 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,763 I guess I wanted you guys to break up because... 503 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,130 I like Jamie. 504 00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,676 - I know. 505 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,799 Daisy told me. 506 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,555 - That bitch is lying. 507 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:25,427 Sorry, reflex. Just... 508 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:29,685 Look, I want Jamie to be happy, and he's happy with you. 509 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,019 I'm the one who got him all the gifts. 510 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,355 You have no reason to be jealous. 511 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,650 - [scoffs] Jealous? 512 00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:36,993 I don't get jealous, honey. I'm dope. 513 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,608 - God, you're so confident. 514 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,736 - You would be, too, if you had feet 515 00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,242 as big and beautiful as I do. 516 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:45,293 - Okay, wait, so if you weren't jealous, 517 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,908 then why were you so upset? 518 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:50,535 - Because at school, Jamie and I, 519 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,583 we don't seem all that different, 520 00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,996 but being in this big, fancy house 521 00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:57,255 watching him open all those expensive gifts, it-- 522 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,048 it made me feel weird. 523 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:03,014 I mean, I don't have money to buy him an Oculus. 524 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:06,024 I didn't even get him anything for his birthday. 525 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:08,637 Don't laugh, but that's why I was in here. 526 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,895 I was trying to make him a gift. 527 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,067 - Oh, Holy God, what is that thing? 528 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,727 - It's supposed to be Jamie. 529 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,935 - Huh. - [sighs] 530 00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,606 - Let me give you some advice. 531 00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:22,815 Jamie doesn't need things, 532 00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:25,786 especially not a haunted painting from hell. 533 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,947 He just needs to know that you care about him. 534 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,786 He really likes you. 535 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,131 - He does? - Yeah. 536 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:35,667 And love across class lines happens all the time. 537 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:38,512 My dad was rich, but my mom was just hot. 538 00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:39,918 - Aren't your parents divorced? 539 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,126 - Yeah, that was never gonna work. 540 00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:42,386 They're from two different worlds. 541 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,468 [knocking on door] - It's the police! 542 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:46,683 Open up! 543 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:47,723 - Maybe someone should go talk to them. 544 00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:50,186 - Yeah, but who? 545 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,346 - Maybe Colt? 546 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,443 [knocking on door] 547 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,151 Coming! One sec. 548 00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:59,322 * * 549 00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:00,491 - Good evening, sir. 550 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,198 We got a noise complaint, 551 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,658 but I didn't know an adult was home. 552 00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:05,328 - Yeah, sorry, officer. 553 00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:08,537 I guess the party got a little out of control. 554 00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,828 - Oh, I get it. I have kids too. 555 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:13,292 Boy, do I hate it when they throw a party. 556 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:17,128 Let me help you out. 557 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:19,380 Young lady, you better keep the music down 558 00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:20,882 for your dad, okay? 559 00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:22,384 I mean, you may think it's a lot of fun 560 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:23,835 carrying on all night now, 561 00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:26,005 but when you get to be your dad's and my age, 562 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:27,684 fun is a quiet night at home 563 00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:29,852 with your family and beloved wife. 564 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:34,190 - Thank you, we'll keep it down. 565 00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:36,399 - [hiccups] 566 00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:38,859 * * 567 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,860 [people murmuring] 568 00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:43,532 [upbeat hip-hop music playing] 569 00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:44,911 - You're the man, Coach. 570 00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:46,868 When I grow up I wanna be just like you: 571 00:22:46,908 --> 00:22:50,618 a single, childless adult who parties with kids. 572 00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:52,502 - Okay, this party is over. 573 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,539 Everybody out, now! 574 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,673 [crowd groans] 575 00:22:57,711 --> 00:22:59,801 [indistinct chatter] 576 00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:01,378 - Yeah, I'm just gonna follow her. 577 00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:04,585 - That should be us kissing Jamie. 578 00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:05,894 We were so close. 579 00:23:05,927 --> 00:23:07,427 Why didn't you just finish the plan? 580 00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:09,470 - Because you're right. 581 00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:11,524 I have gone soft. 582 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:14,348 Now making people feel bad makes me feel bad, 583 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,314 so I couldn't do it, 584 00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:18,734 even if it meant losing a guy I really like. 585 00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:20,823 - Who, me? - Jamie. 586 00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:22,899 - Wait, you like Jamie? - Yeah, dude. 587 00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:24,784 Why else would I concoct a super expensive plan 588 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:27,031 to ruin someone's relationship? 589 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,783 Wait. Why are you doing this? 590 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,406 - Because of the thing I've been saying the whole time, 591 00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:34,253 that I wanna drink Diet Coke with Kaley Cuoco or whatever. 592 00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:36,879 - What? I thought it was Dane Cook at Morongo. 593 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,586 Mac, seriously, why did you do this? 594 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,877 I mean, there had to be some deeper reason. 595 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:45,091 - Because I felt abandoned by my dear friend what's-his-name. 596 00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:48,303 - Well, you know, sometimes unhappy people 597 00:23:48,345 --> 00:23:50,215 take out their feelings on the people around them. 598 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:52,313 - Excuse me, I'm not unhappy. 599 00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:54,679 There is no emotional void I'm trying to fill. 600 00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:56,306 - Okay. 601 00:23:57,896 --> 00:24:00,226 - I don't have a void. 602 00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:01,573 Lexi, come back. 603 00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:05,607 What is wrong with me? 604 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:07,703 Why am I like this? 605 00:24:07,739 --> 00:24:09,619 [cell phone buzzes] 606 00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:11,617 Hello? 607 00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,039 Yeah, that's right. 608 00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:17,328 A dozen pizzas sent to Ronald J. Toddman's house. 609 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,502 [whistles] 610 00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:22,253 - I heard Yasmin gossiping 611 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:23,755 about how some girl was so drunk 612 00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:25,417 she made out with a coat. 613 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:26,675 Can you believe it? 614 00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:29,586 For once, the loser at the party wasn't me. 615 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,886 - Girl, that sounds like a successful social rebrand. 616 00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:34,470 - Uh-huh! 617 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:35,476 What? 618 00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,517 That's a cool party sound I do now. 619 00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:43,440 - Hey. 620 00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:45,283 - Hey, you're home. 621 00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:47,488 - I don't know how to thank you. 622 00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:49,659 I am so sorry I ruined your date. 623 00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:50,988 - Don't worry about it. 624 00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:53,122 You know I've always got your back. 625 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:57,659 - Oh, it is so good to be home. 626 00:24:57,706 --> 00:25:00,076 Although, this will never really be my home 627 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:02,085 because the white man can't rightfully lay claim 628 00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,377 to any land in America. 629 00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:04,380 Oh, hey, Slater. 630 00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:06,971 - Hey, René. - René surprised me. 631 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:09,507 He decided to come back early from his retreat. 632 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:11,221 - Mm. 633 00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:12,601 - Slater, are you hungry? 634 00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:14,637 René's shaman gifted him some jerky. 635 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,391 - [whispers] There's not really enough for everyone. 636 00:25:16,433 --> 00:25:17,603 - No, I'm good. 637 00:25:17,642 --> 00:25:20,232 - Aw, are you sure? 'Cause we got tons. 638 00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:23,360 - Yeah, I think I'm gonna just go home. 639 00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:26,188 - Wait, what is that outfit? Is it from high school? 640 00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:27,494 - Yeah, actually, it is. 641 00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:29,527 I've been keeping it in the trunk of my car, 642 00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,871 but I think after tonight 643 00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:34,276 I may officially be done with high school. 644 00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:37,248 Matter of fact, 645 00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:39,617 I don't think I need this anymore. 646 00:25:39,664 --> 00:25:41,334 [upbeat music] 647 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:42,504 - What? 648 00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:45,092 - Why are you giving this to me? 649 00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:51,178 * * 650 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:54,297 [cell phone chiming]