1 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:15,177 - Hey, Ron, you need any help? 2 00:00:15,223 --> 00:00:17,183 - Oh, I don't think so. 3 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:18,475 I already bought the ice cream, 4 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:20,058 and I certainly don't need help eating it. 5 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,403 [both chuckling] 6 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:23,768 - I was, uh-- I was talking about all this. 7 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:25,225 - Oh, that. 8 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,855 Judy needed more space for Rick's Bowflex, 9 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:29,362 so we agreed to kick me out. 10 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:30,574 It's for the best. 11 00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:32,323 I mean, you can't beat the commute. 12 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:35,615 [chuckling] - Wait. You're living here? 13 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:37,250 - What? No. 14 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,537 That'd be against the law. 15 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:42,081 And you would tell, right? 16 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,375 - Let's pre-game at my place before the ice cream social. 17 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:45,799 Aisha, are you in? 18 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:48,507 - Hell, yeah! Wouldn't miss it, girl! 19 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:50,588 - Oh, Yasmin, we should go to bio. 20 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:53,223 We're dissecting frogs, and I'm gonna faint. 21 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:54,431 [bell rings] 22 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:56,511 - Bye! See you at the pre-game! 23 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:57,926 - [imitating Aisha] Hell, yeah. Wouldn't miss it girl. 24 00:00:57,974 --> 00:00:59,524 [giggles] 25 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:02,059 - So what if I'm excited to go to the ice cream social? 26 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:03,483 If you think it's lame, don't go. 27 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:05,611 - I have to go 'cause of student council. 28 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:07,938 You think I want to spend my Friday night at school 29 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:09,404 scooping ice cream? 30 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:11,994 No, I want to try the new decaffeinated tea I just got 31 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:13,450 and fall asleep reading. 32 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,620 - You are so judgmental about Bayside. 33 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:17,158 - [scoffs] No, I'm not! 34 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:20,292 There's plenty of Bayside stuff I'm not judgmental about. 35 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:23,420 - Like what? 36 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:25,088 - These floors are clean. 37 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:27,206 - Mm. 38 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:29,133 - I guess the person of color they underpaid to clean them 39 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:30,722 did a great job. - See? 40 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:34,137 Yo, if you could make it one week without hating on Bayside, 41 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,347 I'll give you 50 bucks. 42 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:37,888 Ooh, I've been hanging out with too many rich kids. 43 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:38,971 I'll give you 50 cents. 44 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:40,095 - Deal. - Deal. 45 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:41,391 - Hey, ladies, 46 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,484 I just met the hottest girl. 47 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,480 Her name's Pamela, and she's a perfect ten. 48 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:48,983 I mean, blonde hair, gorgeous smile, 49 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,645 and she just had really bad mono, 50 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,654 so you know she does tongues. - Mm. 51 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:53,986 Wow, what do you think about that, Daisy? 52 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:56,910 - Yeah. 53 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:57,910 - I think it's cool. 54 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,371 Congratulations on your new love. 55 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:01,501 - Guys, I just met the girl of my dreams. 56 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:04,498 Blonde hair, killer smile, recently sick. 57 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,291 [record scratches] - It's the same girl. 58 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:07,844 - Wait, yo, J-Dog. 59 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:09,497 You also met a hot blonde this morning? 60 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:12,666 - That's right. - Do you think-- 61 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,876 both: We should both ask our separate girls 62 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:16,846 to the ice cream social Friday night? 63 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:19,426 - Yeah! - Yes! 64 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,222 [bell rings] 65 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,846 * When I wake up in the mornin' * 66 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,602 * Alarm gives out a warnin' * 67 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:27,024 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 68 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:28,693 * By the time I grab my books * 69 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,072 * And I give myself a look * 70 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:33,568 * I'm at the corner, just in time * 71 00:02:33,611 --> 00:02:36,071 * It's all right, it's all right * 72 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,374 * Saved by the bell * 73 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,367 * It's all right, it's all right * 74 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:40,949 * Saved by the bell * 75 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,414 * It's all right * 76 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:47,455 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 77 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,500 [bell rings] 78 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:52,924 [indistinct chatter] 79 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,638 - Hey, buddy! Free seat over here. 80 00:02:58,636 --> 00:03:00,216 Let's do our secret handshake. 81 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,973 - We don't have a secret-- - * Whatever you do is right * 82 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,305 * Whenever you stop, it's done * 83 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,640 That was horrible. 84 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,944 - [clears throat] Hello. 85 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:10,693 Oh, my God! Okay. Don't look now. 86 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:13,442 My dream girl just walked in. 87 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,445 [light music] 88 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,237 - Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait. 89 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,530 My dream girl just walked in. 90 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:20,914 - Yours? - Uh-huh. 91 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:22,410 - You know what this means? [record scratches] 92 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:23,752 - Thank God. 93 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:26,117 both: Our future girlfriends are best friends? 94 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,254 - Dude! Come on! 95 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,291 [record scratches] 96 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:30,594 I honestly think 97 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:33,917 she's going to be the mother of my children. 98 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:37,093 - Um, well... 99 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,433 I guess maybe, 100 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:39,758 but you can always adopt, J-Dog. 101 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:42,223 - Oh, I mean, well, yeah, of course. 102 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:43,523 - Yeah, man. - Okay, kids. 103 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:44,966 Settle down, please. 104 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:46,846 - I know last-minute assemblies are never good news, 105 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,693 but this one is not as bad as the last one. 106 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,769 No one's parents were lost at sea. 107 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:54,355 - Have my parents been found? 108 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,441 - Uh, no. Listen, last night, 109 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:58,316 the school's brand-new iPads 110 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:01,453 were stolen out of my room--office. 111 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:02,951 And until they are returned, 112 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,912 the ice cream social is canceled. 113 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:07,413 - Dude! [students clamoring] 114 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:09,115 - Hey! Hey! 115 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:10,455 Sorry, guys. 116 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,630 My house, my rules. 117 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:15,169 And again, it's not my house, 118 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,633 because I don't live here. 119 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:19,844 - We are launching a thorough 120 00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:22,474 and, more importantly, ethical investigation. 121 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:23,852 - That's right, Jessie. 122 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:27,308 We're calling it the "Snitches Get Riches" Program. 123 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:31,520 - Um, I thought we said no more disciplinary experiments 124 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,823 without running them by me first. 125 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:36,317 - The "Snitches Get Riches" Program 126 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,319 is a tattle raffle, 127 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:41,741 and great idea that we all agree on. 128 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:44,451 Now, if anybody thinks they know who stole those iPads, 129 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:46,242 just write their name down, put it in here, 130 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,996 and you just might win 131 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,368 a Vizio LED smart TV 132 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,915 with two years of Geek Squad Protection. 133 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,379 Are there any questions? 134 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,209 Well, I don't see any hands, 135 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:58,174 so assembly dismissed. 136 00:04:58,214 --> 00:05:01,554 * * 137 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:04,683 - Okay, somebody throw it at him. 138 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,311 - But he said don't. 139 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:07,598 - [sighs] 140 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,863 Really? - It's, like, so messed up 141 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,517 they canceled the ice cream social. 142 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:16,895 - Mm, yeah. - [sighs] I just wish 143 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:19,111 if someone knew who did it, they'd come forward. 144 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,902 You know, if, like, it was, like, their cousin 145 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:22,445 or their friend from the bus 146 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,199 or an opponent from a rival dance crew. 147 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:30,711 * * 148 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,037 - Wait, do you think I know who did it? 149 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,713 [scoffing and laughing] - Oh, my God. No, Aisha, no! 150 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:38,052 I would never say that out loud. 151 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:40,298 - Okay. Just--just-- just throw it at him! 152 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,380 Just go ahead and throw it! 153 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:43,755 - Don't. 154 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:52,305 * * 155 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,562 - Do people keep asking you 156 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:54,983 if you know who stole all the iPads? 157 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,151 - Yeah! 158 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,069 They obviously think a Douglas kid did it 159 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,318 and we're covering it up. 160 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,489 - How dare they all assume 161 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,857 that we know who stole the iPads. 162 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:04,284 - I mean, it was DeVante, right? 163 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,072 We know he stole them. - Oh, yeah. He's 100% guilty. 164 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,156 - Like, we would never tell on him, but-- 165 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,741 - Obviously! [sighs] 166 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,246 But he literally did the same thing back at Douglas. 167 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:13,498 Granted, those weren't iPads. 168 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,210 They were RadioShack Infotainment Squares. 169 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,750 - Mm. 170 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,553 But the Bayside kids don't know that we know all that. 171 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:20,456 [scoffs] It's so unfair. 172 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:21,915 Like, DeVante makes us all look bad. 173 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,585 Now I know how pro basketball players 174 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:24,933 who don't cheat on their wives feel. 175 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:26,718 - We've had this conversation a million times. 176 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,561 They all cheat. 177 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:30,136 - Not Sue Bird. - Don't say "not Sue Bird." 178 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:31,391 - All right. 179 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:34,443 She loves Megan. That's all I'm saying. 180 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:38,727 * * 181 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:40,233 - You know what's weird? 182 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:41,275 How we both met a girl 183 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:43,647 and fell in love on the same day. 184 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,355 - Statistically, it was bound to happen. 185 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,605 - True. 186 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:47,986 - I can't take it anymore. 187 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:50,953 - Mm, I'd keep my judgmental opinions to myself. 188 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:53,794 Unless you hate having 50 cents in your pocket. 189 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,290 - I don't know what poor-o bet you two are making, 190 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:57,502 but Aisha's right. 191 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:58,792 Bayside mating rituals 192 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:01,125 are always more complicated than they seem. 193 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:03,631 Best to stay out of it and let it run its course. 194 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,263 - It's too bad about the ice cream social. 195 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,640 That was gonna be the perfect date for me and Pamela. 196 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:08,797 - Wait, your girl's name is Pamela? 197 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,255 That's my girl's name, too. 198 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:11,965 - Wait, but that means-- 199 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,733 both: We only have to write one Valentine's Day rap. 200 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,269 - Yeah! - Yes. 201 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:21,232 [coins rattle on table] - It's the same Pamela, idiots! 202 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,534 - [scoffs] Nuh-uh. 203 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:25,067 - No, no, no, My girl is like this. 204 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:28,161 - Exactly. And my Pamela is like this. 205 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,738 - Uh-huh. 206 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:34,445 both: [gasp] No! 207 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:36,956 - Hey, guys! Oh, since the ice cream social is off, 208 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:38,628 I'm having a party on Friday night 209 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,497 at my stepmom's stepmom's Malibu beach house. 210 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,213 So check your email for invites. 211 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,263 - I'm taking Pamela to that party. 212 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,217 - No. I'm taking Pamela to that party. 213 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:48,467 - Hey, look, there's a perfectly reasonable way 214 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:49,930 to settle this. 215 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:53,849 A winner-take-all gentlemen's prank war for her heart. 216 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:57,600 - No. - Hey, Jamie, are you okay? 217 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:58,984 Or did some dumb bitch ruin everything 218 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,730 by opening her dumb-bitch mouth? 219 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:03,442 - Mac is so much better at this stuff than me. 220 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,903 You know, one time he tricked me 221 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:07,203 into falling in love with him so he could steal my car. 222 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,607 - Ah. - [sighs] 223 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,565 Damn, he looked good driving that droptop. 224 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,276 See? I still feel it. 225 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,246 Hey, Pamela would be crazy not to pick you. 226 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,157 You're so hot and popular. 227 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:19,206 You're like Justin Bieber 228 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:21,579 if he wasn't, like, 100 years old. 229 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,706 - Oh. Thank you, Lexi. - Mm-hmm. 230 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:27,263 [chuckling] 231 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,298 Daisy, when somebody who gets paid 232 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:32,432 to sell Casper mattresses on Instagram gives you advice, 233 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:33,600 you listen. 234 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:36,018 You should have stayed out of this. 235 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:39,017 - Hey, did you guys get Yasmin's invite? 236 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,560 - Mm, yeah. It's right here. 237 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:42,233 - Oh. [chuckles] 238 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:45,072 Maybe mine went to spam. 239 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:49,278 Is her email address pumpit@penismasters.biz? 240 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:53,410 - Ugh, how do I say this in a nice way? 241 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:56,410 She didn't invite you. 242 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:59,873 But your shirt is good. 243 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,584 - Let me guess. 244 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:04,464 None of the Douglas kids were invited. 245 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:09,672 * * 246 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,046 - Hey. 247 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,392 I know what you did. - No, thanks. 248 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:14,758 - I know you stole those iPads, 249 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,104 'cause you did the same thing back at Douglas. 250 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,099 - Those weren't iPads. Those were garbage. 251 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,311 They only had one app on them 252 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:21,391 called "American Facebook, not from Russia." 253 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:22,556 They were very hard to sell. 254 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:23,734 - Can you just do the right thing for once 255 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:24,902 and give them back? 256 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:25,819 - Can you just mind your business? 257 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,187 - This is my business. 258 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,403 You're making all the Douglas kids look bad. 259 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:32,074 I'm the freakin' quarterback of the football team. 260 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,243 I shouldn't be excluded from parties 261 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,871 'cause your ass don't-- - There it is. 262 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,828 So this ain't about doing the right thing, 263 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,118 because if it was, 264 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:39,911 you would've brought this up back at Douglas. 265 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,624 But you didn't. 266 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,464 So I wonder why you're bringing it up 267 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,630 now that we go to Hogwarts. 268 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,208 - No, that's not why, 269 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,802 and don't try to make it about that. 270 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,087 - Yeah, see, you only care about this 271 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,260 'cause you don't want to look bad 272 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:51,798 in front of your little white friends. 273 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,301 - [scoffs] 274 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,593 First of all, uh, 275 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:57,096 Yasmin's dad is half-Persian. 276 00:09:57,138 --> 00:10:00,348 Look, you stole those iPads, and that's wrong. 277 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,942 - Yep. 278 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,306 And I'm not giving them back. 279 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,484 Now what? 280 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:13,413 * * 281 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,365 - Now this. 282 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,205 This makes sense if you just heard 283 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:30,382 the end of my previous conversation, okay? 284 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,425 [bell rings] 285 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,181 - Oh, hey, Jamie. Isn't, uh, Pamela in this class? 286 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,944 The object of our gentlemen's prank war? 287 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,437 - Is she? Hmm. I hadn't realized. 288 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,399 [door opens] 289 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,647 [clears throat] Hey, dude, um, no offense, 290 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,816 but you smell like hella dog poop. 291 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,617 - Yeah, I should hope so. 292 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,251 [whimpering] 293 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,958 Oh, I've been volunteering at an animal rescue. 294 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:09,289 Hey, girl. This is for you. 295 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,706 - What? 296 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,514 - So she's just going to hold a dog all through class? 297 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,378 [door opens] 298 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,835 [bell rings] 299 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,295 - [sighs] 300 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,425 Okay, students, dogs, take your seats. 301 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:24,393 You have the whole class to finish your quiz, 302 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,604 because I need to finish 303 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,523 writing an angry letter to Tinder 304 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:31,112 about the quality of the responses I've been getting. 305 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:36,994 - I have a delivery for a "future Mrs. Pamela Spano." 306 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,660 - Pretty romantic, huh? 307 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,948 Wait till you hear the poem. 308 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,121 - I've been instructed to read this poem. 309 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,700 - Um, can you not? We're in the middle of a quiz. 310 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,746 - [clears throat] 311 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,380 "Roses are red, violets are blue 312 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,797 Jamie is married, but Mac says--" 313 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,456 - Hey, boo. 314 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,336 - Damn it! How? 315 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:03,599 - [whispering] Psst! Daisy! 316 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,430 Daisy! 317 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,345 Switch seats with me so I can sit next to Pamela. 318 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,734 - No! Shh! 319 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:11,360 - She's in the middle of a quiz. Leave her alone! 320 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,318 Daisy! Daisy! 321 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,109 Switch seats with me so I can sit next to Pamela! 322 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,203 Please! - Ugh! Fine, Jamie! Take it! 323 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,329 Whatever will get you two to shut up! 324 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,287 - Hey. 325 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,787 - Aw... 326 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,749 I guess you won. 327 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:28,869 Wait. 328 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,325 [desk whirring] 329 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,455 - Whoa! 330 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,881 Dude, come on! 331 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,959 Not fair! - Mac, stop it! 332 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,335 - Shh, shh. - Daisy, be quiet. 333 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,921 The other students are trying to take their quiz. 334 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,296 - [stammering] 335 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,506 [Jamie groans] 336 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:46,135 - Hey, beautiful. Can I buy you a drink? 337 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,482 - What's happening? Is she doing it? 338 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,728 Is he buying her a drink? [desk whirring] 339 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,361 - Hey, um, people are saying 340 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,359 they saw you put a name in the snitch box. 341 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:58,452 - Maybe. 342 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,486 Not that it's any of your business. 343 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,031 - So you're really going to get me in trouble 344 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,294 just 'cause you didn't get invited to some dumb-ass party? 345 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,536 - You did the wrong thing and stole. 346 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,409 So I did the right thing, and I told on you. 347 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,706 - Hmm. Mm. Okay. 348 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,710 So 30 iPads. 349 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,672 So that's a felony, right? 350 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,012 Damn, I'm probably going to be in jail for a couple years. 351 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:19,968 Not ideal. Not ideal at all. 352 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,638 You know, 'cause both of my parents are gone 353 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,847 and I take care of my grandma. 354 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:27,138 Oh, but you love doing the right thing. 355 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,352 So you'll step in. 356 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,191 Yeah, you'll give her her insulin shots 357 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,346 and fill out her Medicare paperwork. 358 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,185 Pick up her teeth when she throws them at the TV 359 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,280 'cause someone tried to lie to Judge Judy. 360 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,067 You'll do all those things, right? 361 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,610 Cool. Thanks. 362 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:45,163 * * 363 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,290 - Bro, what you just did in there was messed up. 364 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,368 You know I love her, right? - No, I love her! 365 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,544 All I want to do is stare at her blue or brown eyes! 366 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,923 Eye? 367 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,959 Eyes! - Oh, my God! 368 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,303 Neither of you love her! 369 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,168 You haven't even heard her speak! 370 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,875 Can she? You don't know. 371 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,336 I'm ending this, now. 372 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:07,096 - No, Daisy! What are you doing? 373 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,558 - Mac and Jamie both like you. 374 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,651 Do you want to go to Yasmin's party with either of them? 375 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,068 - Great! Done. - [chuckles] 376 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,108 - This whole stupid thing is over. Hurray! 377 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:22,531 - Ha! I won! 378 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,780 I won Pamela's heart! 379 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:26,492 - [scoffs] I can't believe you just did that! 380 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,413 No one in the history of Bayside 381 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:31,911 has ever short-circuited a gentlemen's prank war before. 382 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:35,285 [scoffing] 383 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,883 - Oh, sorry, I don't need a romantic serenade anymore. 384 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:43,053 Actually, can you play "Bitch Better Have My Money"? 385 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:46,551 [violin plays] 386 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,854 - So you really snitched on DeVante? 387 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,518 - No. Do not try to guilt-trip me. 388 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,978 That sob story about his family was probably made up. 389 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:58,769 I bet his real grandma is, like, rich and hella strong. 390 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:02,895 - Do you think you're maybe being kind of hard on him? 391 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,204 He's still one of us. 392 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,157 - [scoffs] Why do people keep saying that? 393 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,907 I'm not like him. 394 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,330 - Do you remember in middle school 395 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,288 when you got your braids done for class pictures 396 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,868 and you wanted to add pink hair? 397 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,213 You didn't 'cause you thought it looked too ghetto, 398 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,669 but then our teacher, Ms. Winston-- 399 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:18,959 - Freakin' Ms. Winston. 400 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,002 [speaking Spanish] 401 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,336 - Uh, right. 402 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,840 She called your regular 403 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,303 not-pink braids "ghetto" anyway. 404 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:30,764 Sometimes people are just... Ms. Winstons. 405 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,675 Some of the Bayside kids are going to paint 406 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,604 all the Douglas kids with the same brush, 407 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,142 no matter what we do. 408 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:37,976 DeVante did a bad thing. 409 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,231 But you're blaming him 410 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,522 for how those other kids are making you feel. 411 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,316 * * 412 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:47,701 - [crying] Stop it, Lexi. 413 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,909 [door opens] Crying in a bathroom stall 414 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,329 is so basic. 415 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,038 [door closes] [continues crying] 416 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,998 - Lexi? 417 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,408 Is that you? 418 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,326 - You. 419 00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:58,834 You ruined everything 420 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,625 in your JC Penney "stern frump" collection sweater. 421 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,340 - It's Kelly Clarkson for Kohl's. 422 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,760 - Did it ever occur to you 423 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,758 that maybe I have complicated feelings for Jamie 424 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,390 and that all of Mac and Jamie's little schemes 425 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,847 to win Pamela's heart existed within a larger scheme 426 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,138 for me to win Jamie's? 427 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,771 - How could that possibly have occurred to me? 428 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,848 - Okay. Let me break it down for you. 429 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,314 I like Jamie. 430 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,364 And for the past 11 months, I've been looking for 431 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,148 the perfect opportunity to tell him. 432 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,191 And if you had just minded your own business 433 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,435 and let it run its course, 434 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,196 Mac would have won Pamela's heart, 435 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,488 Jamie would have been devastated, 436 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,371 and I could've swooped in and revealed my feelings 437 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:32,778 at the romantic ice cream social 438 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,486 when Jamie was at his most vulnerable. 439 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,446 - I'm sorry, I really want to hear this, 440 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,536 but I do have to pee. - Hold it. 441 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,081 - Please... - When you interfered 442 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,575 and made Pamela choose prematurely, 443 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,496 it completely screwed up my Lexi-con. 444 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:46,715 "Lexi-cons" are what I call my schemes. 445 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:49,756 - Well, wouldn't it be easier if you just ask him out? 446 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,551 - You're so judgmental. 447 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,684 [scoffs] 448 00:16:53,722 --> 00:17:00,652 * * 449 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,772 - I think Eric stole the iPads. 450 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,776 Maybe you should give us both detention 451 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,648 and lock us in the room together, 452 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,155 and as punishment, we have to kiss 100 times. 453 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,617 - I'm not sure who to tell, 454 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:16,448 but I think Toddman lives at the school now. 455 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,084 I saw him walking around in a bathrobe 456 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,872 holding a shower caddie. 457 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,535 - Aisha? What are you doing? 458 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,625 Are you busting into the snitch box? 459 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:29,010 - Wait, why would you do something like that, unless... 460 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,929 [both groan] 461 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,467 You stole the iPads. 462 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:42,935 * * 463 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,899 [indistinct whispering] 464 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:49,190 - [whispering] She stole them. - [whispering] That's her. 465 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,735 - Stop whispering. I can hear you. 466 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,780 - Sorry, we have to whisper. We're in the library. 467 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,914 We think you're a thief. 468 00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:57,951 Sorry. 469 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,374 - [sighs] 470 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,462 This sucks. Everyone thinks I did it. 471 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:02,618 Like, any minute now, 472 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,075 Toddman's going to call me into his office, 473 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,785 and everyone's going to go, "Ooh!" 474 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,625 And I'll be branded the Bayside thief. 475 00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:10,301 - So what are you going to do? - It doesn't matter. 476 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,300 Now I know that no matter how much I try 477 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,592 to distance myself from DeVante, 478 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,886 these kids are always going to think of us as the same. 479 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,850 You were right. This school is full of Ms. Winstons. 480 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,981 Freakin' "Precious Moments" collectin'-ass, 481 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,728 Joann Fabrics lovin'-ass bitch. 482 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,310 - Okay. - [over PA]Aisha Garcia, 483 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:26,935 to my office, please. 484 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,731 - [scoffs] Come on. 485 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,315 [students oohing] 486 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,490 Yeah, that's right. "Ooh!" 487 00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:35,199 I stole the iPads. You got me. 488 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:41,001 Nobody want's your lame-ass JanSport, Mason! 489 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,157 Yasmin literally has a Fendi bag. 490 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,916 I would obviously steal that. 491 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,168 * * 492 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,880 - We don't think you took the iPads, Aisha, 493 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,670 but we think you might know who did. 494 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:54,014 - Yeah, well, even if I did, I wouldn't tell you. 495 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,680 - Oh, that's a big problem. 496 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,810 - I'm sorry, but I'm not going to give the people here 497 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,597 another reason to look at us all like we're criminals. 498 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,730 - No, the problem I'm referring to 499 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,477 is that I just found the box of iPads 500 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,230 right under my desk. 501 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:11,363 They were shoved behind this box of photos 502 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:14,611 of me and Judy on vacation. 503 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,664 - Wait, so no one took the iPads? 504 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,409 - Niagara Falls. 505 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:22,621 God, she filled out that rain poncho. 506 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,042 Anyway, all's well that ends well. 507 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,631 What do you say we just keep this between ourselves? 508 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,337 - Ron! - All right, I'll do it! 509 00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:30,547 I'll make an announcement. 510 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:33,047 [P.A. clicks on] Hey, everybody! 511 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:36,379 So, uh... 512 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,716 [dance music playing] 513 00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:45,562 * * 514 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:48,442 [indistinct chatter] 515 00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,235 - Where's your girlfriend, loser? 516 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,568 - Where's your girlfriend? 517 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,873 Oh, wait, that's right. She doesn't exist. 518 00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,277 Just like Santa... I found out recently. 519 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:02,656 - Hey, first off, Santa is real, bro. 520 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,252 He exists in the hearts of all who believe. 521 00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,917 - Yeah. - And second off, this... 522 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,206 - [gasps] 523 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,919 - [scoffs] Jokes on you. My penis was hot anyways. 524 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,960 - Oh. 525 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:16,420 [students clamoring] 526 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,680 - Hey! Hey! 527 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:28,978 Hey, knock it off! My office, now! 528 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,980 Okay, I've seen this before. 529 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:37,454 This whole competition isn't over a girl at all. 530 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,697 You're both just trying to one-up each other 531 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,529 and prove you're the big man on campus. 532 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,044 They call it... 533 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,537 toxic masculinity. 534 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,618 Forget about this stupid fight. 535 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:50,504 Your friendship-- that's what really matters. 536 00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:51,842 - What friendship? - Too far! 537 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:54,166 - Hey! Hey! Come on, guys. 538 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,512 Look, when I was in high school, 539 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,797 I constantly used to fight with my best friend 540 00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:58,841 over a hot girl. 541 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,303 [chuckles] 542 00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,303 Oh, it was actually your dad. 543 00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:03,965 Over your mom! 544 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,354 Anyway, look. 545 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,480 Then I just found another girl that I really liked, 546 00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:10,267 and I started hooking up with her instead. 547 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,111 Wait, that was your mom. 548 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:15,147 Anyway, look, what I'm trying to say here is, 549 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,151 girls, they come and go. 550 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:20,453 The only thing that really matters here is friendship. 551 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:21,988 Now, that is forever. 552 00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:24,202 - But you don't even talk to my dad anymore. 553 00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:26,752 And I know that 'cause my mom was sending out Christmas cards 554 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,706 and she goes, "Should I send one to Slater?" 555 00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:31,997 And he goes, "Nah, I don't talk to him anymore." 556 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,042 - It would have been nice to get one of those. 557 00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,835 Got a cool collection of fridge magnets. 558 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,169 Nothing to hang. 559 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,843 - And you keep saying that none of this matters, 560 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:42,683 but according to your story, it totally mattered. 561 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:45,719 Like, Mac's dad winning that battle was probably 562 00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,684 one of the most important things he ever did. 563 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,644 - Yeah, if he didn't win, I wouldn't exist. 564 00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:52,194 - Oh, my God. That's true. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 565 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,478 So the girl we fight over now 566 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,692 could end up being our future wife? 567 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,573 When I think about it like that, I mean... 568 00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:02,911 I just know that Pamela is not the one for me. 569 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,737 - Me either. - Best friends again? 570 00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:07,203 - Yeah. Until there's another girl we're both attracted to. 571 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,203 - Great! - Sweet! 572 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,155 Thanks, Coach. 573 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,456 - Yeah. [sniffles] 574 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,249 [clears throat] Really glad we had this talk. 575 00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:15,592 - Yeah. - I appreciate it. 576 00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:16,957 - Me too. Do you feel better? - I feel great. 577 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,883 - Me too. Good. 578 00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:21,012 - [gasps] - In a moment of weakness, 579 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:24,179 I confided in you some very valuable information, 580 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:26,049 and I need to know what you're planning on doing with it. 581 00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:27,966 - What? The Jamie thing? 582 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,144 - Shh! 583 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,603 What are you going to do, you sick bitch? 584 00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:34,734 Extort me? Sell it to Harvey Levin? 585 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:37,111 He won't print it. He's my godfather. 586 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:40,528 - No! Lexi, I'm sorry I messed up your plan. 587 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,988 And I promise you, I will never tell anyone. 588 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:46,529 - Oh, my God. I believe you. 589 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:49,374 - So no one else knows about this? 590 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,661 - Absolutely not. 591 00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:54,665 Okay, having a crush is pathetic and relatable. 592 00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:55,878 I don't want people knowing 593 00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,287 there's something I want that I can't have. 594 00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:58,585 - Okay, and sorry. 595 00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:00,128 W-why do you think you can't have it? 596 00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:01,461 - It's complicated. 597 00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:03,086 Look, Jamie and I have been friends forever. 598 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:04,683 We grew up next door to each other. 599 00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:07,048 I guess it's so scary. I mean, like, what if I tell him 600 00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,255 and things get weird 601 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,854 and he doesn't want to be my friend anymore? 602 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,769 Then who am I going to wave good night to every night? 603 00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:13,438 Our other neighbor is Simon Cowell, 604 00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:16,856 and I promised myself I would never return his wave. 605 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,476 - Wow, I-- 606 00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:21,113 I had no idea you had all this going on. 607 00:23:21,151 --> 00:23:22,531 - Yeah. 608 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,109 - I'm sorry I've been so judgmental. 609 00:23:24,154 --> 00:23:27,914 - It's okay. I was judging your T-zone this whole time. 610 00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:30,659 Touching it will only make it worse. 611 00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:33,912 * * 612 00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:36,615 [dog barking, siren wailing] 613 00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:40,376 * * 614 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,130 - DeVante! 615 00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:43,592 Yo! 616 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,181 Hey, I'm sorry, but I-- - Yo, shh! 617 00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:47,136 I know I shouldn't be here and I know that you're mad at me, 618 00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:49,927 but I'm Ms. Winston. 619 00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:52,681 I was afraid of what all the Ms. Winstons thought about me, 620 00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:55,644 but I was Ms. Winston the whole time. 621 00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:57,895 - No, thanks. - Uh, you were right. 622 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,857 I only told on you 'cause I thought you made me look bad. 623 00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:02,439 And I'm sorry for that. 624 00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:05,244 But I'm even more sorry that it never occurred to me 625 00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,158 that you didn't do it. 626 00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:10,027 I had this idea in my head about who you are. 627 00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:11,695 - Why? 628 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:12,993 'Cause I stole that UPS truck 629 00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:14,446 and sold all the packages in it? 630 00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:16,826 Or 'cause I jacked that Rascal scooter outside of Target 631 00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:19,083 and took it for a very slow joyride? 632 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,915 - And because the other day, you literally said, "I did it." 633 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,051 [chuckles] 634 00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:26,009 Which I get now. 635 00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:29,839 - Look, I did some bad stuff at Douglas. 636 00:24:29,886 --> 00:24:31,966 But you wanted a fresh start at Bayside, 637 00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:35,603 and you never stopped to think that maybe I wanted one, too. 638 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:38,352 - I'm really sorry. 639 00:24:38,395 --> 00:24:40,805 Do you forgive me? 640 00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:43,355 - Only if you promise to never come to my house again. 641 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,030 [both chuckle] 642 00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:47,198 Come on, man. Get out of here. 643 00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:49,527 - Oh, and, um, all that stuff you said about your grandma 644 00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:52,032 and her medication and you needing to help her, like-- 645 00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:54,285 - Aw, yeah, I made all that up just to make you feel bad. 646 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:55,537 - Yeah, I thought so. 647 00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:57,578 Okay, well, I'ma just... 648 00:24:57,622 --> 00:25:00,002 - DeVante, I need my shot! 649 00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:02,041 And come pick up my teeth! 650 00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:04,295 Judge Judy caught this man in a lie, 651 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,717 talking about he don't know who cut the tree down. 652 00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:08,756 He knows! - [chuckles] 653 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,220 You better go. - Yeah, no. She's really scary. 654 00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:13,931 - [chuckles]