1 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:09,796 [sweeping orchestral music] 2 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,223 - California is my home, 3 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:15,642 from the majestic slopes of Lake Tahoe 4 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:18,442 to the less cool slopes of Big Bear 5 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:20,596 to the awesome beaches of Malibu. 6 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:22,305 I love it here, 7 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:23,975 and I have served this beautiful state 8 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,364 for the past three years. 9 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,990 - Hey, Governor Zack. 10 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,447 You saved my life out there! 11 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:31,236 And those tax cuts really resuscitated my bank account. 12 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:32,621 How can I ever repay you? 13 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:35,117 - No need. Just doing my job. 14 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,910 California is where my story began. 15 00:00:37,954 --> 00:00:39,374 I grew up in the Palisades. 16 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:41,424 I married my high school sweetheart, Kelly 17 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,668 and became a successful trial attorney 18 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,300 who always fought for what was cool. 19 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:48,588 My calling to politics came later. 20 00:00:48,631 --> 00:00:50,471 As part of a scheme to get out of paying 21 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:52,338 a $75 parking ticket, 22 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:55,715 I decided to run for governor, and I won! 23 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:57,644 But it hasn't always been easy. 24 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:59,642 I've had to make some tough decisions-- 25 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:01,564 decisions that have kept me 26 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:05,073 and my still smokin' hot wife, Kelly, awake at night. 27 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:06,436 - As governor, my husband 28 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:07,983 had to cut $10 billion 29 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:09,276 in education spending. 30 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,739 And yes, that led to 31 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:11,949 some school closures. 32 00:01:11,988 --> 00:01:12,988 But it also led to 33 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:13,991 reduced loan rates 34 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:15,332 for small businesses 35 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:16,577 and a bailout 36 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:17,988 for the fossil fuel industry. 37 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,826 And as a busy mom, 38 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:22,001 that's important to me. 39 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,790 Wait, Zack, I can't say that. 40 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:26,343 - But I believe in public education. 41 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:28,758 Kelly and I both attended Bayside High, 42 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:31,467 and we sent our son, Mac Morris, there as well. 43 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:34,258 School should be an awesome experience, 44 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:36,812 a time for kids to evade math homework 45 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:40,176 and torment their principal with no consequences. 46 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,685 That's what I had and what I'm fighting for 47 00:01:42,727 --> 00:01:45,057 for every student in California. 48 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,395 We will figure this out together. 49 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,860 I'm Governor Zack, and I approve this message. 50 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:53,822 [triumphant end chords] - Hey! I figured it out. 51 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:56,323 How about give us the $10 billion back? 52 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:57,486 - It's wild, Aisha. 53 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:58,794 It's like he doesn't get how crappy 54 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,407 half the schools in California are. 55 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,003 What world is he living in? 56 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:05,168 [lively synth rock] 57 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:07,418 - Ah, Bayside. 58 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,554 Hey, girls, you wanna go skinny dipping tonight? 59 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:13,379 I just flooded the gym. [girls chuckle] 60 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:15,635 Now, that's what I call a double date. 61 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,757 - Hey, Mac! - Hey, Jamie! 62 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,474 You ready for the big game against Valley this weekend? 63 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,184 - I wish. Coach says I have to 64 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:23,064 pass my geography test, or I can't play. 65 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:24,351 - Why is your book upside-down? 66 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:25,904 - I'm reading about Australia. 67 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:28,187 - [sighs] You think you got problems? 68 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,031 I accidentally planned my birthday party 69 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:33,646 on the same night as my parents' anniversary party. 70 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:34,985 - Okay, Lexi, hundred bucks 71 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:37,200 says you can't make them divorce before Saturday. 72 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,580 - Oh, you're on, Preppy. 73 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:40,326 [school bell rings] - Oh. Well. 74 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:41,328 Time to go to class. 75 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:42,829 - Ugh. Don't remind me. 76 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,711 We're climbing the rope in gym today. 77 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,878 - Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that. 78 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:48,286 [Toddman panting] 79 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,415 - Mac Morris, did you flood the gym again? 80 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,592 The volleyball team floated away! 81 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:54,970 Linda, call the Coast Guard! [all laugh] 82 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,508 - Sorry, Principal Toddman! 83 00:02:57,552 --> 00:03:00,062 Man, I love this school! 84 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:01,766 [school bell rings] 85 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:03,386 - * When I wake up in the mornin' * 86 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:04,933 * Alarm gives out a warnin' * 87 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:07,016 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 88 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,062 [school bell ringing] 89 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:09,444 * By the time I grab my books * 90 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:10,771 * And I give myself a look * 91 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:14,485 * I'm at the corner just in time * 92 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,737 * It's all right, it's all right * 93 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,740 * Saved by the bell, it's all right * 94 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:21,372 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 95 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:23,869 * It's all right * 96 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:28,082 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 97 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:30,094 [school bell ringing] 98 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:32,916 [soft percussive music] 99 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:35,512 - Good morning, teachers and students. 100 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,965 I know Douglas High isn't perfect. 101 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:42,144 The truth is, this place was struggling 102 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,560 even before the governor's latest budget cuts. 103 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,349 But I love this school, 104 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,773 and I know I can make it 105 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:49,101 a better place. - * Pick it up * 106 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:51,475 * Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up * 107 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,483 * Pick it up, pick it up * -Mm. 108 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:54,605 I'm sorry, can you 109 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,031 turn that off, please? 110 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,649 - No problem. 111 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,906 [ringtone stops] Hello? 112 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:00,908 No, yeah, I can talk. 113 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,449 What up, man? 114 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:04,542 - Um, that's why I'm running 115 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,577 for this year's Sophomore Class President. 116 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:08,791 'Cause it's not too late for Douglas High. 117 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,792 It's not too late for any of us-- 118 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:11,754 - Sorry, kids! 119 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,963 School's shut down. - What? 120 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,264 - Wow, they shutting down the school. 121 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:16,626 - Yeah, unfortunately, this isn't 122 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,633 a high school anymore. 123 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,675 I mean, the state will probably rent it out 124 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,469 so that TV shows about 125 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,262 high schools can shoot here, 126 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:25,965 but it's not an actual 127 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,976 high school anymore. 128 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,188 Uh, no need to panic. 129 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,307 You can learn everything 130 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:31,733 you need on the internet. 131 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,521 Take it all. - No-- 132 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:34,935 - Watch your step. [overlapping chatter] 133 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,573 - Governor Zack! - Governor Zack! 134 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:38,399 - Uh, hey. [chuckles] What's up? 135 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,105 - You have provided no plan for the students 136 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,525 affected by your disastrous education cuts. 137 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:43,664 - Mm-hmm, that is 138 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:44,990 a great point--thank you. 139 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:47,115 - Where do you propose these students go? 140 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:49,542 To other underfunded schools that don't have the resources 141 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,121 to handle the kids they already have? 142 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,836 - Look, I didn't want to close the schools. 143 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,837 I feel terrible for these kids! 144 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:58,509 To be honest, I needed to balance the budget. 145 00:04:58,548 --> 00:04:59,628 I didn't know how. 146 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,264 I just Googled what they did last year, 147 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,681 and I did it again! 148 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,469 [laughs] Come on, like, none of you guys 149 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:06,812 have made a $10 billion mistake before? 150 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,848 all: Boo! - Ah, guys, guys, 151 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:10,692 come on, come on, I know I can fix this. 152 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,347 I believe in public education. 153 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:13,765 I went to public school. 154 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,153 My son is a student at Bayside High, 155 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,781 and just the other night, when I was tucking him in, 156 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,687 he asked me, "Papa, why--" 157 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,816 - Maybe they should go there. - Hmm? 158 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,703 - Maybe the students whose schools you closed 159 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,530 should be sent to schools in high property tax areas 160 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,075 like Bayside. 161 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:28,448 - [laughs] Well. 162 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,205 It's a little more complicated than that. 163 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,366 - That's actually a great idea. 164 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,794 - Is it? - Sounds really fair. 165 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,252 Maybe you should be the governor! 166 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,712 - Me? Yeah, right. 167 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:36,962 - I don't think he should be governor. 168 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,883 - I mean, I was a political science major. 169 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:41,592 - Yeah, okay, okay, hey. Yes, that is a good plan. 170 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:45,553 So I promise that all students affected by the shutdown 171 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,465 will be sent to schools in well-funded districts, 172 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,475 including Bayside! 173 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:51,937 - There you go! [overlapping chatter] 174 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:55,725 - Yeah. Governor. 175 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,112 - So you're saying my daughter's 176 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:59,148 gonna have to take a two-hour bus ride 177 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,652 just to get to school every morning? 178 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,454 - Yes, but I'm told the buses 179 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:04,277 will be equipped with a modest selection 180 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:05,822 of discarded magazines. 181 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,525 - And we don't know these people! 182 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:08,945 How can we be sure that Bayside's 183 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:11,003 gonna be a safe, welcoming environment 184 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,247 for our kids? 185 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:13,578 - It'll be fine! 186 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:15,503 Who doesn't love kids? 187 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,592 - They gather together! They loiter! 188 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:19,047 I'm just saying, how do we know 189 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:20,587 we can trust them? [crowd murmurs in agreement] 190 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:23,090 - Look, these concerns about a criminal element 191 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,933 are unwarranted and offensive, and for the record, sir, 192 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:27,549 you are currently on probation 193 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:29,675 for embezzling money from a nursing home. 194 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,933 - Hi, Jade Huntington-Snell, Tanner's mom. 195 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,975 I just wanna say that my husband and I 196 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:36,689 are involved in a number of inner city youth charities, 197 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,020 so we are really excited about the new students. 198 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,935 - Yes, as am I, and I think the thing 199 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,784 we're losing sight of is that these are kids, 200 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,779 good, bright kids just like yours, 201 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,281 whom the system has failed. 202 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:47,782 - Couldn't agree more. 203 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,914 That said, I read a Facebook article 204 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,951 about an underground sex cult where the kids snort Baby Yoda 205 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,906 and worship the YouTube demon Momo. 206 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,706 What are you gonna do to stop this? 207 00:06:56,750 --> 00:07:00,050 - I can assure you, we have a zero tolerance policy 208 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,956 when it comes to whatever it is you're talking about. 209 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,965 Now, if there are no other questions... 210 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:05,547 all right, I'm gonna hand this over 211 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,092 to our school counselor. 212 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:08,845 In addition to her work at Bayside, 213 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:10,677 she's written over a dozen bestsellers, 214 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,642 including her parenting how-to, 215 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:15,642 "I'm So Excited, I'm So Scared... 216 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,645 Of Becoming a Parent." [chuckles] 217 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:22,187 Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Jessica Spano. 218 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,153 - Thank you, Ron. 219 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:25,744 Now, I know you're all concerned 220 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,159 about the changes coming to Bayside, and I get it. 221 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,198 As many of you know, my son Jamie 222 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:31,741 is a student here as well. 223 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,035 Of course, I want what's best for him, 224 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:36,119 but Douglas students' parents feel the same. 225 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,964 And that's why I've devised a system 226 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,539 to help ease the transition. 227 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,504 Each new student will be paired 228 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,844 with a current student or... 229 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,260 "Bayside buddy" to help them acclimate. 230 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,179 - And so the current students can keep an eye on them. 231 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:50,759 - Yes. both: No! 232 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,524 [smooth rock music] 233 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,846 - Hey, nice job up there, Mama. 234 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:59,192 Sorry, I know we had the HR meeting about this. 235 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:00,609 Dr. Mama. 236 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:01,937 - That's not what we settled on. 237 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,731 - So where's your husband? 238 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,185 Laying in front of a bulldozer, 239 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,105 saving some female frogs or whatever? 240 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,323 - How dare you. 241 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:09,863 René drank some essential oils 242 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,196 and has been vomiting. - Cool. 243 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:15,082 - What are you even doing here? You never come to PTA meetings. 244 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,540 - Excuse me if I want to stay informed 245 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:21,210 about potential changes that could affect my students. 246 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,961 The hot dog I was cooking for dinner 247 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,593 exploded in my microwave, and I knew 248 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,089 they'd have these little donuts I liked. 249 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,301 - Right. 250 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,220 Slater, I'm really worried about this year. 251 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:30,969 I just hope we can make a safe space 252 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,431 for these new students. - Yeah. 253 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,931 But I'm also kinda excited. 254 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:37,313 The Douglas football team went 6 and 2 last year. 255 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,980 The only thing our team has ever won 256 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,599 is when the guys did the "Pitch Perfect" cup song 257 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:41,975 in the talent show. 258 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,902 - Bayside has plenty of talented athletes. 259 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,400 What about my son, Jamie? 260 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,072 - [laughs] 261 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,570 [clears throat] Oh, you're, uh, you're serious. 262 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:51,071 Yeah, Jamie is--uh-- 263 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:53,744 oh look, here comes Ron! Whassup, Ron? 264 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:54,913 - I'll tell you "whassup," Slater, 265 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,491 these parents are driving me crazy! 266 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,906 Why is everything my fault? 267 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,664 Don't they know I'm completely powerless? 268 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,746 I asked the superintendent for a chair 269 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,921 that doesn't have "little bitch" carved into it. 270 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,420 He said, "We'll look into it... 271 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:06,802 little bitch!" 272 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,418 He's gonna call me. 273 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,796 [upbeat rock music] 274 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:14,263 - So, you excited for the first day of school? 275 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,684 - Girl, no. 276 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,852 Douglas sucked, but at least we knew all the tricks. 277 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,231 Don't eat the meatloaf. 278 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,767 Don't get into a fight with No-Eyebrows Stacey. 279 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,771 Is it weird that I kind of miss her? 280 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,443 I wonder who she's choking out these days. 281 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,652 - Well, I'm excited. 282 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,281 Going to Bayside is gonna change our lives. 283 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:29,398 I got it all planned out. 284 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,404 - Hey, where the dick is this school? 285 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,946 Why is the bus stop 100 miles away from the building? 286 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:36,330 - I guess most of the kids drive? 287 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:38,408 Damn, look at all these fancy cars. 288 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:40,373 It's like a poster in my little brother's room. 289 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,623 - Why is everybody so rich? 290 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,245 It's a public school. 291 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,292 - Oh, no, look, there's a couple crappy ones. 292 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,666 - Ah. [chuckles] That's the teachers' lot. 293 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,343 - Oh. - Yeah. 294 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:52,513 Come on. 295 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:55,720 * * 296 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:56,852 Daisy! 297 00:09:56,888 --> 00:10:03,728 * * 298 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,480 - Oh, wow. 299 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,772 It's so nice here. 300 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,856 It's almost messed up how nice it is. 301 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,651 Like, I knew it wouldn't have graffiti, 302 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:13,775 but I think that's a Banksy. 303 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,032 Aisha. 304 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,583 Aisha, are you even listening to me? 305 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,907 - No, no, not at all. 306 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,332 That is the hottest man I have ever seen. 307 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,871 Oh, my God, he's coming. Shut up, shut up! 308 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:26,495 - Hi, um...do either of you know Aisha? 309 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,343 I'm her Bayside Buddy. 310 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,918 - Yeah, I'm Aisha. It's great to meet you. 311 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,514 This is--don't remember. 312 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,379 - I'm Jamie Spano. - Hey. 313 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:35,586 Maybe you know my buddy. 314 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,715 Somebody named...Mac Morris? 315 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,518 - Damn it, Lexi! - Ah, Mac. 316 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:43,347 There he is. - Yeah, okay, I'm sorry, Mac, 317 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,693 but I got the parking space fair and square. 318 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:47,189 - Uh, I wouldn't call that fair. 319 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,770 You drugged my toothpaste and I woke up at Six Flags. 320 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,686 Once I'm there, I'm not just gonna leave! 321 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:54,355 This means war, Lexi. 322 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,704 Parking spot war. 323 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:57,659 - Oh, you're on, Preppy. Yeah. 324 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,489 I will rob you of your sanity 325 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,084 and lovingly nurse you back to health, 326 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,869 only to destroy you again. 327 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,542 Good luck! [chuckles] 328 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:05,711 Girls? 329 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,209 [all snap fingers] 330 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,168 - Hi, uh, are you Mac? 331 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,921 I think you're my Bayside Buddy. 332 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,593 You're supposed to show me around. 333 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:16,131 - Oh, awesome! Hey. 334 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,296 Would you be able to lay down in a parking spot overnight 335 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,635 so my frenemy can't park in it tomorrow? 336 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,100 - [laughs] 337 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,060 [record scratch] Time out. 338 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,980 What did that blond fool just say to me? 339 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:34,362 [upbeat synth music] 340 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:35,742 * * 341 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:37,279 - This is The Max. 342 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,822 It's where we like to hang out after school. 343 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,445 Also before and during. 344 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:41,742 - Wait, so you guys go 345 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,695 to a sit-down restaurant every day? 346 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,615 Isn't that expensive? - Yeah! 347 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,333 Oh, look. There's the gang. 348 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,422 - [chuckles] - Hey, Aisha. 349 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,840 And DeVante. What are you doing here? 350 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,299 - Well, Lexi's my buddy, and she thought it might be nice 351 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,220 for us to get the chance to know each other. 352 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,338 - Mm-hmm. 353 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,505 - And I thought it would be nice for her 354 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,802 to give me 50 bucks, so... 355 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:01,965 - Yeah. - Yeah. 356 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,313 - So, DeVante, what TV do you watch? 357 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,309 Have you seen my reality show, "Becoming Lexi, 358 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,521 Colon, I Am Me?" 359 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,850 - It's about Lexi's life, being transgender, 360 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,146 her journey of self-discovery, 361 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,729 and the hot friends who support her. 362 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:13,944 - Yeah, if you watch it, 363 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,903 I'm in episode 204: "The Big Game." 364 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,574 At the end, I score the losing touchdown! 365 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,493 - [laughs] I didn't know you played football, Jamie. 366 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:21,872 - Really? 'Cause he's literally been 367 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,658 holding a football all day. - Huh? 368 00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:24,992 Oh! 369 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,746 - You know, Aisha used to play back at Douglas. 370 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:30,209 - You did? Like, on the boys' team? 371 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,590 - Uh, I mean, I didn't want to, 372 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:35,167 but they cut the girls' athletic program. 373 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,593 - But how could there not be sports for girls? 374 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,052 That's like, illegal. 375 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,642 - Why didn't your parents complain? 376 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,547 - Or hold a fundraiser where they let Rita Wilson sing 377 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,755 because that means Tom Hanks has to come. 378 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,216 - Okay, this place is weird. 379 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,926 - What do you mean? - Hope you're hungry 380 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,596 for...magic! 381 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,154 - Yeah! - Every time! 382 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,607 - Oh! - Damn, I love magic! 383 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:54,938 [upbeat music] 384 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,443 - Dog, I'm telling you, man, this school is wild. 385 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,105 Like, they got beach volleyball, 386 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,324 and then a different club 387 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,493 called "Beach Volleyball (Resort Sand)." 388 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,872 No cap, and there's more people signed up 389 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,538 for the "Artisanal Bath Bomb Club" 390 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,447 than football. 391 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,455 - Did someone say, "Football"? 392 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,957 - Barely! 393 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,169 - You know, uh, tryouts are tomorrow 394 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,539 if you're interested. 395 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,586 - Nah, I'm good. 396 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,419 - Hey, you don't have to do that with me, man. 397 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,835 I get where you're coming from. 398 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:22,263 - I'm coming from the bathroom. You don't know me. 399 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,552 - Know you? I was you. 400 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,715 My dad was in the Army, and I bounced around 401 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:26,724 from school to school. 402 00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:27,845 When I transferred to Bayside, 403 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,101 I had no friends, 404 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,392 and an "I don't give a frig" attitude. 405 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,266 By the way, I'm saying "frig" 'cause I'm still at work, 406 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,233 but after 3:00 p.m., I use the real word. 407 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,733 - Cool. - But this place is magic. 408 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:39,066 This is where I met friends 409 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,570 and finally felt like I belonged. 410 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:44,123 And, you know, football was a big part of that. 411 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,867 - Yeah, man, I mean, that personal story 412 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,239 really brought my guard down. 413 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,706 By the way, what's my name? - Hmm? 414 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,827 - No, I'm just saying, like, you know me so well, right? 415 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,754 So...what's my name? 416 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,884 - Uh... - Don't guess. 417 00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,921 - No, I wasn't going to. 418 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,264 - Uh-oh. [snorts] 419 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,759 My guard's going back up. 420 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,931 - Tony? - And it's up. 421 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,679 - And I was gonna go out with her, 422 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,391 but then this much hotter girl asked me to go out. 423 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,562 Long story short, I faked my own death 424 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,651 and hooked up with the hot mortician. 425 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,357 - Look, I've loved all 87 of these stories, 426 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,778 but can you please just tell me where I can get my textbooks? 427 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:19,777 - Yeah, we're here. 428 00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,608 Bayside is 99% paperless, 429 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,783 so getting your books is kind of a pain in the ass. 430 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:24,782 [device boops] 431 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,323 Ugh. That took forever. 432 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,776 - But what if I don't have one of those? 433 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,786 What if I can't do a boop-boop? 434 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,198 - Don't have? What is... 435 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:32,536 what is that? 436 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,000 [curious music] 437 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,171 - You were right. Bayside sucks. 438 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,920 They won't let me take any honors classes 439 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,382 'cause they said the Douglas curriculum 440 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,092 doesn't meet their standards. 441 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,932 I know our school library was just a Bible 442 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,217 and a bunch of army pamphlets, 443 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,510 but I'm as smart as any kid here. 444 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:49,723 No. Smarter. It's not fair. 445 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:53,024 - Yeah, it, uh...sucks. 446 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,519 - Wait. Do you like it here? 447 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,562 - I'm sorry! - Oh, my God! 448 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,185 - They just-- they have everything! 449 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,402 Fancy teachers, money for sports, 450 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:02,993 and the cafeteria's sponsored by Wolfgang Puck, 451 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:04,238 and he is here! 452 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,029 Is it so bad to want to enjoy that? 453 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,452 - Are you actually enjoying it? 454 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,370 Or are you just dickmatized by stupid Jamie? 455 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,489 Since when are you so shy 456 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,075 about how good you are at football? 457 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,330 At Douglas, you asked the coach 458 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,501 if you could play without a helmet. 459 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,249 - Yeah, so they would know it was Aisha 460 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,341 puttin' them numbers on the scoreboard! 461 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,920 Girl, look, I know that this school has problems, 462 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,553 but it's our first day. 463 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,630 - Exactly. And it's already unfair! 464 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,505 If you don't have an iPad, if you ride the bus, 465 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,762 if you're not one of them, you're set up to fail. 466 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:32,354 We need someone to fight for us who knows us. 467 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,100 That's why I have to be student council president. 468 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,602 Now, more than ever. 469 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,653 - But you know your posters have to be in by tomorrow. 470 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:38,767 - What? Who said? 471 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,363 - Uh, they sent out a message about it 472 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:41,688 on the Bayside Student app. 473 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,573 - What the hell's a Bayside Student app? 474 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,530 You see? We're set up to fail. 475 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,320 You know, some of us don't have smartphones 476 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:48,914 'cause their moms say they're too expensive, and... 477 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,658 [speaking Spanish] 478 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,162 I hate this school. 479 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,754 And I hate this phone! 480 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,537 - Mr. Morris, get your feet off my desk. 481 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,594 - Can I flip over your trashcan and put 'em on that? 482 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,088 - No! 483 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,839 In general, be less comfortable 484 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,091 in here! What do you want? 485 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,222 - Lexi and I are in a parking spot war, 486 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,429 but I was reading the student manual, 487 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,010 and it gave me an idea. 488 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:14,845 What if you gave me your spot and you Ubered from now on? 489 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:18,021 - Mr. Morris, my car already is an Uber. 490 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,351 - Mr. Toddman. 491 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:20,856 - Hey, buddy. - Hi. 492 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:23,977 Sir, I wanted to ask about the student council elections. 493 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,605 Is it too late to enter the race? 494 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,072 - No, not at all! 495 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,532 As long as your posters are up before homeroom tomorrow. 496 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,912 - Oh, that's great. Thank you. 497 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,740 - Oh, Daisy, I'm so pleased. 498 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:36,245 You know, I found a passage you might be interested in. 499 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:38,287 I tell you, you Douglas kids have given me 500 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,871 a sense of purpose around here. 501 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,576 It's easy to get discouraged in this job 502 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,246 when you're trying to make a difference 503 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,714 but you feel like you're talking to a brick wall. 504 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,675 [light music] 505 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:51,177 * * 506 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,429 - Hey! 507 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,060 You know how nervous I was about today, 508 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,177 but I feel like we're off to a great start 509 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,644 with the Douglas kids. 510 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,194 - Yeah, that's the kind of start I'm off to as well. 511 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,767 [sniffs] - Oh, no! What happened? 512 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,403 I made Jamie some ants on a log. 513 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,481 Do you need a snack? 514 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,453 - I was trying to get this kid from Douglas 515 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,408 to join the football team, but I blew it. 516 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,579 - Mm. - How do you get a kid 517 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,036 to listen to you? - Slater. 518 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:17,446 If I knew that, I'd be the greatest counselor 519 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:18,955 in the world, and my son wouldn't have 520 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,287 named his dog "Porno." 521 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,621 - It's just, I know how it feels 522 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,336 to be all alone in a new school, and... 523 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,957 and trying to join in, but you just don't know how. 524 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,916 - He told you all that? 525 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,386 - Not in...so many words. 526 00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:34,757 - Look, we all want these new kids 527 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,024 to feel welcome and succeed at Bayside, 528 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,177 but it's not gonna work if we don't get to know them, 529 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,725 and not just their names. 530 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:43,309 - Yeah. 'Cause I definitely knew his name. 531 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:45,895 - How they feel, what they think... 532 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,980 we have to stop trying to get through to them 533 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,566 and let them get through to us. 534 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:52,821 It's our job to make space for every kid at Bayside 535 00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:55,244 so they become a healthy and mature adult. 536 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,333 - Hey, Mom, can I get my ants on a log 537 00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,449 while you sing to me, please? 538 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,745 Is that them? 539 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:02,920 - I brought these. 540 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:05,634 [Daisy scoffs] 541 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,260 [buttons beeping] 542 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,508 [line trilling] 543 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,509 - Hey. - Mom, I can't pick up Hector. 544 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,101 I gotta make posters for the election. 545 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,346 - I'm sorry, mija. 546 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:17,808 There's no one to switch with me. 547 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,927 - See, this is why we need a home computer. 548 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,734 [Daisy's mother speaking Spanish] 549 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:26,188 - [sighs] Fine. Bye. I love you. 550 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:29,691 [upbeat rock music] 551 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:35,874 * * 552 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:38,537 - Can I get one "PJ Mask" book? - No! 553 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,576 - God's gonna punish you for not letting a child read. 554 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,709 - * I got my hair slicked back * 555 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,879 * And my boots on * 556 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,248 - Let's go. 557 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,554 - * Eyeshadow too * 558 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,918 * I got my nails stuck on * 559 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,636 - Are you still open? - For ten minutes. 560 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,347 So if you're thinking of shipping a bulk item 561 00:18:57,387 --> 00:19:00,217 that requires a specialty box outside of continental U.S., 562 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:02,595 do not darken my doorway, girl. 563 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,522 - Nope. Just printing a couple pictures. 564 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,808 - [sighs] This is boring! 565 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,818 - $21.86. 566 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,070 - Stupid overpriced magician restaurant. 567 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:18,033 Okay, I have a little problem. 568 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,874 I only have a 10.00. 569 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,869 Wait! No! Listen. 570 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,411 I need these 'cause I'm running for class president. 571 00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:26,996 At a new school where people like me 572 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:28,542 don't really have a voice. 573 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:31,585 But if I win, maybe I can change all that. 574 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:34,799 So I'm asking you...Dean. 575 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,631 Do you want $21? 576 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,296 Or do you want to help me change the-- 577 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,385 - $21. - Just give it to her. 578 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,310 She's a single mom. 579 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,563 - Yeah. Please. 580 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,812 Do it for my beautiful boy. 581 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,614 - You lucky today's my birthday. 582 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,107 - Ooh! Happy birthday. 583 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:58,490 * * 584 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,632 - Hey, buddy. 585 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:12,879 - Wait, you're running for president? 586 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,091 - Yeah, according to the student manual, 587 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,470 class president gets the parking spot 588 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:16,757 right in front of school. 589 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,930 - Which is even better than the parking spot 590 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,638 we were previously fighting over. 591 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:22,179 That's why I'm running as well. 592 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,522 - Wait, how did you make all these so fast? 593 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,597 [together] Do you not have a poster guy? 594 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,523 [phone rings] - Oh. 595 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,481 Oh. LeBron must be here. 596 00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:32,152 He said he'd come help me hand out buttons. 597 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,610 - Ugh. Big deal. 598 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,570 I have a Kardashian coming at lunch. 599 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,490 - Yeah? Who? Rob? 600 00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:38,609 - Shut up! 601 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:41,025 He is still in their family. 602 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,584 - Hey, man. 603 00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:44,487 No, you can wear your jersey. I don't think it's thirsty. 604 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,326 [whispering] He's so thirsty. 605 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,501 - It's okay. 606 00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:48,789 I worked hard on my posters, 607 00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:50,962 I'm still gonna put up my posters. 608 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,921 [tense music] 609 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,172 Hey, where can I put up my posters?! 610 00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:57,844 - Hold on, Bron-Bron. 611 00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,262 Did you not reserve wall space on the Bayside Student app? 612 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:01,551 - Aw... 613 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,425 [Daisy screams] 614 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,280 [school bell rings] 615 00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,776 - Hey, buddy. - Hiya. 616 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,485 - You okay? - Yeah. 617 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,910 [record scratch] Don't start crying. 618 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,578 - Why were you so upset earlier? 619 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,406 - I wasn't upset. - Do you... 620 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,833 want to go to The Max and have a dance contest about it? 621 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,332 - [voice breaks] No. 622 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,833 [record scratch] Oh, no, too late. 623 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:35,496 Look, I always believed that if you worked hard enough, 624 00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:37,505 anything was possible. 625 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:39,337 But being here 626 00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:40,632 made me realize that's only true 627 00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:42,085 for kids like you. 628 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,925 - Hot kids? 629 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,560 - Privileged kids. - Privileged kids... 630 00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:48,218 - One of you will be class president, 631 00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,516 and you'll put it on an application to a college 632 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,900 that your parents already paid your way into. 633 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,897 The deck is stacked so high in your favor 634 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:57,569 that people like me never even had a chance. 635 00:21:57,609 --> 00:21:58,739 And it's too bad, 'cause I would've been 636 00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,607 a great president. 637 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,203 I actually want to make the school better. 638 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,529 I want to go to Washington 639 00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:06,494 for the Spring Break Leadership Conference. 640 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:09,084 I want everyone's voices to be heard. 641 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,790 But you don't. 642 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,500 You just want a parking space. 643 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:16,291 [school bell rings] 644 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,166 - [sighs] 645 00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:19,383 Man, did you hear that? 646 00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:21,132 - Yeah... 647 00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:22,804 the president has to spend spring break 648 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,722 at a leadership conference? - I can't do that. 649 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,301 That's when I go on spring break. 650 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:28,056 - I would literally die. 651 00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:29,768 - We have to make this better. - We have to make this right. 652 00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:30,978 - Sorry, I thought you were gonna say "better." 653 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:31,977 - I wasn't. 654 00:22:33,645 --> 00:22:35,685 - Hey, man. Can we talk? 655 00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,275 - Did you just sit backwards in a chair? 656 00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:41,817 Wow, I've never seen anyone do that in real life. 657 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,911 - Look, I'm sorry about yesterday. 658 00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:47,027 And you're right. I don't know you. 659 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:50,035 Honestly, I was just looking out for myself. 660 00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:51,868 It may seem like I'm a hot, happening guy 661 00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:53,083 who's got it all together-- 662 00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:54,333 - You're a gym teacher, and I saw you 663 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:55,674 eating soup in your car. 664 00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:56,789 - That was melted ice cream. 665 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:58,955 [sighs] But... 666 00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:01,014 the truth is, I need a win. 667 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,007 I'm a director of an athletics program 668 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:05,299 that hasn't beaten Valley in 15 years. 669 00:23:05,343 --> 00:23:08,223 Anyway, I'm sorry... 670 00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:10,143 and I wanna listen. 671 00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:13,059 - Look, you're not the first person 672 00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:15,021 to look at me and ask if I played football. 673 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,651 I can't do anything without people 674 00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:18,398 making assumptions about me. 675 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,860 I play football, I'm up to no good, 676 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,610 I'm related to Montell Jordan-- 677 00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,702 which I am, but it's through marriage. 678 00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:26,608 The point is, even if I wanted to join in, 679 00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:29,026 it's not that simple. 680 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,285 - Man. 681 00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:33,371 Back when I went to Bayside, if you had a problem, 682 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,663 it could usually be fixed 683 00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:36,916 with a vaguely inspirational speech, but... 684 00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:40,205 That doesn't seem like it's gonna work here, huh? 685 00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:41,923 - No. 686 00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:44,724 - And you wouldn't want me to try, 687 00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:45,968 even if I thought of a good one 688 00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:47,759 based on what you told me, right? 689 00:23:47,802 --> 00:23:49,552 - Well, technically, it's not a white savior thing 690 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,216 because you're Mexican, so... 691 00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:54,104 - Thank you! No one ever talks about that. 692 00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:55,192 Look, man. 693 00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:56,726 You're never gonna be able to control 694 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,360 what people assume about you, 695 00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:00,646 so if there's something you want to do here, 696 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:02,900 something that can make you happy, 697 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,902 well, you might as well just go for it 698 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:07,074 and let people assume what they want. 699 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,323 - All right, I'll keep that in mind. 700 00:24:09,366 --> 00:24:10,906 Thanks, Coach. 701 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,290 - You're welcome, DeVante. 702 00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:14,827 - That's not how you pronounce my name. 703 00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:17,787 I'm just messing with you. That's a joke. 704 00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:19,462 You did all right. - You got me. 705 00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:22,421 [low soft rock music] 706 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:29,392 * * 707 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,432 - Attention, please, it is now time to hear 708 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:37,274 from our candidates for sophomore class president. 709 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,150 Mr. Morris, would you like to begin with-- 710 00:24:39,187 --> 00:24:40,767 ah! Stop! 711 00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,864 [smack] Ow! Ow! 712 00:24:42,899 --> 00:24:43,979 [door slams shut] 713 00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:45,815 - Good morning, Bayside. 714 00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:49,910 I'm Mac Morris, and I believe in the power of a good idea. 715 00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:51,828 Like my idea that teachers 716 00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:54,656 should randomly give you Fs for no reason 717 00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:56,293 and that we should get rid of school dances 718 00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:58,789 and use that money to plant a weird tree. 719 00:24:58,832 --> 00:24:59,872 Thank you. 720 00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:00,916 [record scratch] - Wait. 721 00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,539 Is he trying to lose? 722 00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:05,295 - And now, for our next presidential candidate, 723 00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:06,798 Daisy! - [mouths word] What? 724 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,970 - Hi, Bayside! I'm Daisy. 725 00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:12,009 And I promise to get Lizzo to perform at prom, 726 00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:15,103 and the theme will be, "Everybody Gets 50 Bucks." 727 00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:16,640 - I don't know who this Daisy girl is, 728 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:17,983 but she sounds great. 729 00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:19,438 - Okay, wait. They're lying. 730 00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:21,687 I'm Daisy! They're pretending to be me. 731 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:24,610 - In my Bayside, every lamp will be a ring light 732 00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:26,229 so no one will be an uggo. 733 00:25:26,276 --> 00:25:28,566 - No, no! That's not my platform. 734 00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:29,951 I was running for president 735 00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,988 'cause I wanted to give people like me a voice, 736 00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:33,242 and now these white ding-a-lings 737 00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:35,123 are literally stealing my voice! 738 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,370 - So do you want us to vote for Daisy or not? 739 00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:38,912 - Well--I mean-- 740 00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:41,115 I want to be class president, but not if it's-- 741 00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:42,786 - And God as my witness, I vow that 742 00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:46,214 each and every student will get their own micro pig. 743 00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:47,344 - Yes! 744 00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:57,178 * * 745 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,933 - All right, everybody. Line up. 746 00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:00,845 - Hold up, Coach. I think we got one more coming. 747 00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:02,404 And that kid looks tough as hell. 748 00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:05,976 - Hey, Coach! 749 00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:09,781 - Hey. 750 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:14,365 - [knocks on door] - Daisy! 751 00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:16,657 Hey, congratulations on your win. 752 00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:18,871 - Thanks, but... 753 00:26:18,912 --> 00:26:20,502 I can't be class president. 754 00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:21,918 I mean, I don't deserve it. 755 00:26:21,956 --> 00:26:23,876 That wasn't me giving the speech this morning. 756 00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:25,917 - Oh, I know. Mac and Lexi locked me 757 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,960 in a dark supply closet so they could use the PA. 758 00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:30,665 I was very scared. 759 00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:32,295 But you don't have to bow out! 760 00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:34,012 You did technically win! 761 00:26:34,052 --> 00:26:35,472 - Yeah, but I wanted to win the right way. 762 00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:37,682 I wanted it to be fair. 763 00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:39,312 - Oh. 764 00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:40,269 Have a seat. 765 00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:45,729 Listen, it was never going to be fair. 766 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:49,072 Was it fair you only heard about the election yesterday? 767 00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:51,699 And Mac's campaign jingle was written by Migos? 768 00:26:51,736 --> 00:26:54,526 Was it fair these kids were born in the Palisades 769 00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:56,952 and you weren't? Daisy! 770 00:26:56,991 --> 00:26:59,081 The universe got one right today. 771 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:02,159 You're here, and you're the president. 772 00:27:02,205 --> 00:27:04,455 And you certainly proved to me... 773 00:27:04,499 --> 00:27:06,669 that you deserved it. 774 00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:08,250 - Where did you get those? 775 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,964 - Oh, I have a deal with the janitor. 776 00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:11,585 He just gives me all the cool stuff 777 00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:12,801 the kids throw out. 778 00:27:12,841 --> 00:27:15,261 I got a Gucci hat and a necklace. 779 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:16,851 That smells. 780 00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:18,466 - Cool. - Listen. 781 00:27:18,513 --> 00:27:19,853 These kids... 782 00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:23,099 they can be sheltered and clueless. 783 00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:25,903 But there's one thing they get right. 784 00:27:25,937 --> 00:27:27,517 They never feel guilty 785 00:27:27,564 --> 00:27:30,824 about taking their seat at the table. 786 00:27:30,859 --> 00:27:33,859 And I know you deserve a seat there too. 787 00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:37,453 And if you don't take it, Daisy... 788 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,080 how else are we gonna make this place 789 00:27:39,117 --> 00:27:41,287 a little more fair? 790 00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:42,657 - Yeah. 791 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,044 Thanks, Principal Toddman. 792 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:48,380 * * 793 00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:51,553 - Whassup? 794 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:53,208 I'm DeVante Young, 795 00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:56,176 and I'm here to audition for the musical. 796 00:27:56,801 --> 00:27:59,511 - Mm-kay. Whenever you are ready. 797 00:27:59,554 --> 00:28:00,474 [clears throat] 798 00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:04,774 - * I believe * 799 00:28:04,809 --> 00:28:08,399 * The children are our future * 800 00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:14,318 * Teach them well and let them lead the way * 801 00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:18,531 * Show them all the beauty they possess * 802 00:28:18,573 --> 00:28:22,043 * Inside * 803 00:28:22,077 --> 00:28:25,867 * Give them a sense of pride * 804 00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:28,794 * To make it easier * 805 00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:33,343 * Let the children's laughter * 806 00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:37,680 * Remind us how we used to be * 807 00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:40,757 * I decided long ago * 808 00:28:40,804 --> 00:28:44,894 * Never to walk in anyone's shadow * 809 00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:47,983 * If I fail, if I succeed * 810 00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:51,309 * At least I lived as I believed * 811 00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:55,276 * No matter what they take from me * 812 00:28:55,318 --> 00:28:59,238 * They can't take away my dignity * 813 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:04,160 * Because the greatest * 814 00:29:04,202 --> 00:29:09,462 * Love of all is happening to me * 815 00:29:09,499 --> 00:29:10,709 * * 816 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,590 - Hey, buddy. Listen. 817 00:29:12,627 --> 00:29:14,707 No need to thank us for rigging the race. 818 00:29:14,754 --> 00:29:17,304 - Yeah, all we ask in return is that you give us 819 00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:18,760 the president's parking spot. 820 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,880 - And we actually learned 821 00:29:19,926 --> 00:29:21,386 a pretty important lesson this week. 822 00:29:21,428 --> 00:29:22,888 It's great to win, but sometimes, 823 00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:24,059 it's even better... 824 00:29:24,097 --> 00:29:25,307 [together] to share. 825 00:29:25,348 --> 00:29:26,808 - Hm. 826 00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:27,890 No. 827 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:29,564 both: What? - I said no. 828 00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:32,192 I'm the president, and that parking space is mine. 829 00:29:32,230 --> 00:29:34,980 - [scoffs] Are you kidding me, brah? 830 00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:36,565 - Okay, but you don't even have a car. 831 00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:38,819 What are you gonna use a parking spot for? 832 00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:40,072 - What is she doing? 833 00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:45,243 - * Because the greatest * 834 00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:50,915 * Love of all is happening to me * 835 00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:53,747 [vocalizing] 836 00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:54,963 - First order of business. 837 00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:56,423 I want to move the bus stop. 838 00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:58,013 You know the president's parking spot 839 00:29:58,048 --> 00:29:59,718 right in front of the school? 840 00:29:59,758 --> 00:30:01,258 I want to move it there. 841 00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:06,931 - * I found the greatest * 842 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,773 * Love of all * 843 00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:10,808 * Inside * 844 00:30:10,852 --> 00:30:12,522 * Of * 845 00:30:12,562 --> 00:30:18,992 * Me * 846 00:30:22,405 --> 00:30:23,945 We good? 847 00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:25,080 - Yeah. 848 00:30:25,116 --> 00:30:26,616 - Cool. 849 00:30:26,659 --> 00:30:29,619 [upbeat pop music] 850 00:30:29,662 --> 00:30:36,592 * * 851 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:55,309 - * Don't need to tell you * 852 00:30:55,355 --> 00:30:57,975 * What you already know * 853 00:30:58,024 --> 00:31:01,614 * * 854 00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:04,163 * Don't wanna hear you say * 855 00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:06,657 * That you told me so * 856 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:10,330 * * 857 00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:12,460 * Can't even argue * 858 00:31:12,497 --> 00:31:15,577 * I wouldn't know where to start * 859 00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:19,125 * * 860 00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:21,170 * How many letters * 861 00:31:21,214 --> 00:31:23,974 * To spell a broken heart? * 862 00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:26,549 * *