1 00:00:07,737 --> 00:00:08,946 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:08,988 --> 00:00:10,197 - So I think I have a plan 3 00:00:10,239 --> 00:00:11,490 to keep the Douglas kids at Bayside. 4 00:00:11,532 --> 00:00:13,325 - Me too, I just need to get through to my dad. 5 00:00:13,367 --> 00:00:15,411 - Is he not listening to you? - No. 6 00:00:15,453 --> 00:00:17,204 I mean literally get through to my dad. 7 00:00:17,246 --> 00:00:20,082 I've been on hold with his office for 16 hours. 8 00:00:20,124 --> 00:00:21,375 [jazzy saxophone music] See? 9 00:00:21,417 --> 00:00:22,960 That's him playing the sax. 10 00:00:23,002 --> 00:00:24,920 - Cool. - Yeah. 11 00:00:24,962 --> 00:00:27,548 - I think we should stage a school-wide walkout. 12 00:00:27,590 --> 00:00:29,091 If we can get some media attention, 13 00:00:29,133 --> 00:00:31,427 it might put pressure on the school board to do something. 14 00:00:31,469 --> 00:00:32,928 - I don't know, Daisy. Are you sure that we can 15 00:00:32,970 --> 00:00:34,597 count on all the Bayside kids to walk out with us? 16 00:00:34,638 --> 00:00:36,724 - Oh, so now it's "us." I thought you were planning 17 00:00:36,766 --> 00:00:38,309 on staying at Bayside no matter what. 18 00:00:38,350 --> 00:00:39,560 - Don't come at me like that. 19 00:00:39,602 --> 00:00:40,978 I'm just thinking about my future. 20 00:00:41,020 --> 00:00:42,438 - A future with no best friend. 21 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:43,689 Good luck finding someone who's gonna tell you 22 00:00:43,731 --> 00:00:45,441 when it's time to wax your little moustache. 23 00:00:45,483 --> 00:00:46,942 - Well, it was time to wax yours two days ago, 24 00:00:46,984 --> 00:00:48,152 but I didn't say nothin'. 25 00:00:48,194 --> 00:00:49,445 all: [gasp] - Yo! 26 00:00:49,487 --> 00:00:50,905 If we can't agree at this table, 27 00:00:50,946 --> 00:00:52,531 then how are we gonna get the whole school to walk out? 28 00:00:52,573 --> 00:00:53,908 Bayside has like a million cliques. 29 00:00:53,949 --> 00:00:55,785 It's got the artsy kids, 30 00:00:55,826 --> 00:00:57,119 the girls who code, 31 00:00:57,161 --> 00:00:58,913 the cool Christians. 32 00:00:58,954 --> 00:01:00,956 Uncool Christians. all: Mm. 33 00:01:00,998 --> 00:01:02,917 - Yeah, but there's Douglas kids in all of those groups. 34 00:01:02,958 --> 00:01:04,335 I mean, you guys are our friends. 35 00:01:04,377 --> 00:01:05,878 - Yeah, but being friends with someone 36 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,130 doesn't mean you're willing to put your neck out for 'em. 37 00:01:08,172 --> 00:01:10,049 - Listen, I can get people at the school to do anything. 38 00:01:10,091 --> 00:01:12,635 Did you notice how everyone here calls soda "fizzy juice"? 39 00:01:12,676 --> 00:01:14,553 I made that happen for a reason I don't remember. 40 00:01:14,595 --> 00:01:17,890 - Okay, Lexi, you and Jamie try to get everyone on board. 41 00:01:17,932 --> 00:01:20,351 DeVante, Aisha, and I will reach out to local media 42 00:01:20,393 --> 00:01:22,019 and convince them to cover the walkout. 43 00:01:22,061 --> 00:01:23,312 - And as soon as my dad picks up, 44 00:01:23,354 --> 00:01:24,480 I'll convince him to come. - Your wait time 45 00:01:24,522 --> 00:01:26,774 is approximately 4 billion minutes. 46 00:01:26,816 --> 00:01:27,942 [saxophone plays] 47 00:01:27,983 --> 00:01:29,652 [school bell rings] 48 00:01:29,694 --> 00:01:31,237 - * When I wake up in the mornin' * 49 00:01:31,278 --> 00:01:32,822 * Alarm gives out a warnin' * 50 00:01:32,863 --> 00:01:34,907 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 51 00:01:34,949 --> 00:01:35,908 [school bell ringing] 52 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:37,326 * By the time I grab my books * 53 00:01:37,368 --> 00:01:38,661 * And I give myself a look * 54 00:01:38,703 --> 00:01:42,331 * I'm at the corner just in time * 55 00:01:42,373 --> 00:01:44,583 * It's all right, it's all right * 56 00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:46,585 * Saved by the bell, it's all right * 57 00:01:46,627 --> 00:01:49,213 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 58 00:01:49,255 --> 00:01:51,674 * It's all right * 59 00:01:51,716 --> 00:01:55,928 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 60 00:01:55,970 --> 00:01:58,764 [school bell ringing] 61 00:01:58,806 --> 00:02:01,183 - So the kids are staging a walkout at 1:00, 62 00:02:01,225 --> 00:02:03,185 and I think that we, as the staff, 63 00:02:03,227 --> 00:02:04,562 should walk out with them. 64 00:02:04,603 --> 00:02:06,230 all: [murmur in agreement] 65 00:02:06,272 --> 00:02:07,732 Now, as you may have heard, 66 00:02:07,773 --> 00:02:09,692 Toddman is on administrative leave 67 00:02:09,734 --> 00:02:12,361 due to a complaint made by Jade Huntington-Snell, 68 00:02:12,403 --> 00:02:14,822 so he is not allowed to be here. 69 00:02:14,864 --> 00:02:17,575 - Oh-ho-ho, I'm here. 70 00:02:17,616 --> 00:02:20,202 Jade is trying to silence me 'cause I'm wise to the con 71 00:02:20,244 --> 00:02:21,537 she's pulling on the Douglas kids. 72 00:02:21,579 --> 00:02:23,664 But now it's time to stand up! 73 00:02:23,706 --> 00:02:25,332 Obviously, I can't actually stand up 74 00:02:25,374 --> 00:02:26,792 because Jade might see me. 75 00:02:26,834 --> 00:02:28,044 Hey, Slater. 76 00:02:28,085 --> 00:02:29,795 - Hey. - Ugh! 77 00:02:29,837 --> 00:02:31,714 I hate that woman. People like Jade 78 00:02:31,756 --> 00:02:33,799 are the reason public education in this country 79 00:02:33,841 --> 00:02:35,259 is so broken. 80 00:02:35,301 --> 00:02:37,970 Did you know that predominately white school districts 81 00:02:38,012 --> 00:02:41,557 receive $23 billion more-- 82 00:02:41,599 --> 00:02:43,309 Sorry. I know, I know. 83 00:02:43,350 --> 00:02:45,019 Relax, Mama. 84 00:02:45,061 --> 00:02:46,395 - I wasn't gonna say that. 85 00:02:46,437 --> 00:02:48,647 I would never say something like that. 86 00:02:48,689 --> 00:02:51,859 I mean, maybe back in high school. 87 00:02:51,901 --> 00:02:54,153 I mean, maybe every day a couple times a day 88 00:02:54,195 --> 00:02:55,905 back in high school. 89 00:02:55,946 --> 00:02:57,281 - It doesn't matter. 90 00:02:57,323 --> 00:02:58,866 I'm glad we're all on the same page. 91 00:02:58,908 --> 00:03:00,826 I'll see you at 1:00. - Okay. 92 00:03:00,868 --> 00:03:02,912 - A-and I guess I told you to calm down a lot 93 00:03:02,953 --> 00:03:05,247 that one summer we worked at the beach club? 94 00:03:05,289 --> 00:03:07,583 And--and I think in Hawaii 95 00:03:07,625 --> 00:03:10,252 and--and in Vegas, too. 96 00:03:10,294 --> 00:03:11,420 [click tongue] 97 00:03:11,462 --> 00:03:12,922 [indistinct chatter] 98 00:03:12,963 --> 00:03:15,466 - Hey, buddy, great news. My dad's coming to the walkout. 99 00:03:15,508 --> 00:03:17,426 - Wait, what? - Yeah, he was in L.A. 100 00:03:17,468 --> 00:03:18,928 last night for some secret meeting 101 00:03:18,969 --> 00:03:21,013 about a giant earthquake that's coming on May 14th 102 00:03:21,055 --> 00:03:22,765 that I'm not supposed to tell anybody about-- 103 00:03:22,807 --> 00:03:24,892 - Wait, what? - And I got to talk to him. 104 00:03:24,934 --> 00:03:27,061 And now, Jade and the rest of the PTA 105 00:03:27,103 --> 00:03:28,604 are trying to kick them out of Bayside. 106 00:03:28,646 --> 00:03:30,272 It's like a grave injustice or whatever. 107 00:03:30,314 --> 00:03:31,649 - Do you hear your son? 108 00:03:31,691 --> 00:03:34,568 We have raised a real prankster-turned-activist. 109 00:03:34,610 --> 00:03:36,821 Like George Clooney. - Mmm. 110 00:03:36,862 --> 00:03:39,490 Oh, those parents suck. You know, the Douglas kids, 111 00:03:39,532 --> 00:03:41,534 they deserve to go to a great school like Bayside. 112 00:03:41,575 --> 00:03:43,327 Besides, new kids keep things fresh. 113 00:03:43,369 --> 00:03:45,162 Remember Tori? - Who? 114 00:03:45,204 --> 00:03:47,498 - That's why you need to come to the walkout, 115 00:03:47,540 --> 00:03:49,583 so you can do, like, a law that they can stay. 116 00:03:49,625 --> 00:03:52,086 - Ah, listen, Mac, I know it's hard 117 00:03:52,128 --> 00:03:54,547 to understand this stuff because you're a kid, 118 00:03:54,588 --> 00:03:56,674 but...it's complicated. 119 00:03:59,969 --> 00:04:02,805 But, hey, I've done complicated things before. 120 00:04:02,847 --> 00:04:04,265 I mean, you're talking to the guy 121 00:04:04,306 --> 00:04:06,726 that got Jason Statham on the California Supreme Court. 122 00:04:06,767 --> 00:04:11,105 I promise you I will do everything that I can. 123 00:04:11,147 --> 00:04:13,399 - Anyway, old Mac did it again. 124 00:04:13,441 --> 00:04:14,900 So what time's the parade for me? 125 00:04:14,942 --> 00:04:17,069 - Let's just see if he actually shows up. 126 00:04:17,111 --> 00:04:19,238 - Why would he not show up? - Well, 127 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:21,782 he said it's complicated, which is grown-up speak for, 128 00:04:21,824 --> 00:04:23,492 "It's not something I wanna do." 129 00:04:23,534 --> 00:04:24,952 Also, it was his budget cuts 130 00:04:24,994 --> 00:04:26,495 that started this mess in the first place, 131 00:04:26,537 --> 00:04:28,039 and he raised you. 132 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,583 I mean, you're a good guy now, but up until like this week, 133 00:04:30,624 --> 00:04:32,418 you were kind of a-- 134 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:34,003 I don't wanna say psychopath. 135 00:04:34,045 --> 00:04:35,546 More like a sociopath. 136 00:04:35,588 --> 00:04:37,423 - [laughs] My dad's a great man. 137 00:04:37,465 --> 00:04:39,508 Zack Morris is a legend at this school. 138 00:04:39,550 --> 00:04:41,844 - Not all legends are good, Mac. 139 00:04:41,886 --> 00:04:43,512 There was this legend about a guy in our neighborhood 140 00:04:43,554 --> 00:04:44,972 with a hook hand. 141 00:04:45,014 --> 00:04:47,600 He killed teens by getting them to sign up for the army. 142 00:04:47,641 --> 00:04:50,478 [mellow music] 143 00:04:50,519 --> 00:04:52,396 - He's gonna come and fix everything. 144 00:04:52,438 --> 00:04:55,232 Hey, you don't know my dad. 145 00:04:55,274 --> 00:04:57,193 [softly] Sociopath... 146 00:04:57,234 --> 00:04:58,944 - This is gonna be pretty cool. 147 00:04:58,986 --> 00:05:00,654 We haven't gathered the Bayside cliques 148 00:05:00,696 --> 00:05:02,198 since we all came together 149 00:05:02,239 --> 00:05:05,368 to talk Toddman out of wearing his earring. 150 00:05:05,409 --> 00:05:07,328 Are you okay? 151 00:05:07,370 --> 00:05:09,080 - I don't know. 152 00:05:09,121 --> 00:05:10,498 - You upset about Aisha? 153 00:05:10,539 --> 00:05:12,083 - No. 154 00:05:12,124 --> 00:05:14,251 I'm just kinda coming to grips with the fact 155 00:05:14,293 --> 00:05:16,420 that this was probably my last chance at love. 156 00:05:16,462 --> 00:05:18,381 - [sighs] - I mean, I'm 16. 157 00:05:18,422 --> 00:05:20,216 I can barely bench press a car anymore. 158 00:05:20,257 --> 00:05:21,634 Who's gonna want me? 159 00:05:21,675 --> 00:05:23,344 - I don't think you have to worry. 160 00:05:23,386 --> 00:05:25,930 Basically, every girl at the school has a crush on you. 161 00:05:25,971 --> 00:05:27,181 And every boy. 162 00:05:27,223 --> 00:05:28,808 And most of the teachers. 163 00:05:28,849 --> 00:05:31,769 And Shakira, when she came here to shoot her video. 164 00:05:31,811 --> 00:05:35,064 - Come on, Lexi, not everyone has a crush on me. 165 00:05:35,106 --> 00:05:36,941 - [laughs] 166 00:05:36,982 --> 00:05:38,609 I did. 167 00:05:38,651 --> 00:05:40,820 [gentle music] 168 00:05:40,861 --> 00:05:42,488 - You did? 169 00:05:42,530 --> 00:05:44,907 - Yeah, I did. 170 00:05:44,949 --> 00:05:48,035 For a while. And, um... 171 00:05:48,077 --> 00:05:50,413 * * 172 00:05:50,454 --> 00:05:52,790 To be honest, I still do. 173 00:05:55,126 --> 00:05:56,252 But it's totally cool 174 00:05:56,293 --> 00:05:58,337 if you haven't thought about me that way. 175 00:05:58,379 --> 00:05:59,672 - No, I have. - What? 176 00:05:59,714 --> 00:06:01,006 Shut up. No. 177 00:06:01,048 --> 00:06:03,092 Don't shut up. [softly] What? 178 00:06:03,134 --> 00:06:05,469 - I mean... 179 00:06:05,511 --> 00:06:07,138 you're like the best, you know? 180 00:06:07,179 --> 00:06:09,390 You're really pretty, and you're funny, 181 00:06:09,432 --> 00:06:11,016 and you're like my best friend. 182 00:06:11,058 --> 00:06:12,351 But honestly, 183 00:06:12,393 --> 00:06:15,938 the thing that kinda always held me back was... 184 00:06:15,980 --> 00:06:17,815 - It's weird to date your best friend. 185 00:06:17,857 --> 00:06:19,817 - No, I think friends can date friends. 186 00:06:19,859 --> 00:06:21,861 Haven't you ever seen "Friends"? 187 00:06:21,902 --> 00:06:25,114 It's just you haven't always been 188 00:06:25,156 --> 00:06:26,490 the nicest? 189 00:06:26,532 --> 00:06:28,200 - But I'm not mean anymore. 190 00:06:28,242 --> 00:06:30,119 Why, these days, I couldn't even imagine 191 00:06:30,161 --> 00:06:32,246 cyberbullying Erica into getting butt implants. 192 00:06:32,288 --> 00:06:34,540 - Yeah, no, I know. Yeah, you're right. 193 00:06:34,582 --> 00:06:36,959 And I'm proud of you. - Thanks. 194 00:06:37,001 --> 00:06:40,671 - Yeah, sometimes it makes me wonder 195 00:06:40,713 --> 00:06:42,965 what I was so scared of that whole time. 196 00:06:43,007 --> 00:06:47,970 * * 197 00:06:48,012 --> 00:06:50,097 - Don't sit the sci-fi nerds next to theater. 198 00:06:50,139 --> 00:06:52,850 That's how Scientology was invented. 199 00:06:52,892 --> 00:06:55,019 - Okay. 200 00:06:55,061 --> 00:06:56,812 - No, we can find someone else, René, 201 00:06:56,854 --> 00:06:58,606 but I just feel like most marriage counselors 202 00:06:58,647 --> 00:07:00,399 will have a problem with you eating tuna 203 00:07:00,441 --> 00:07:01,859 through the entire session. 204 00:07:01,901 --> 00:07:03,986 - Are you mad? - No, I'm not mad. 205 00:07:04,028 --> 00:07:05,988 - Okay, fine. - I'll see you at the protest. 206 00:07:06,906 --> 00:07:07,823 - Hey... 207 00:07:07,865 --> 00:07:10,326 [clears throat] Um... 208 00:07:10,368 --> 00:07:12,078 I think I owe you an apology. 209 00:07:12,119 --> 00:07:13,579 - Oh, it's fine. 210 00:07:13,621 --> 00:07:14,955 I knew it was a pyramid scheme when I gave you the money. 211 00:07:14,997 --> 00:07:16,999 - Ugh! It's not. If you would've just found 212 00:07:17,041 --> 00:07:18,834 seven friends to sell the soul bracelets to, 213 00:07:18,876 --> 00:07:20,920 we'd both be millionaires by now. 214 00:07:20,961 --> 00:07:24,173 Anyway, it's not that, it's just... 215 00:07:24,215 --> 00:07:26,342 I-I feel bad about how I treated you 216 00:07:26,384 --> 00:07:28,511 back in high school. 217 00:07:28,552 --> 00:07:29,887 - What? 218 00:07:29,929 --> 00:07:31,847 - Well, you're always standing up for things 219 00:07:31,889 --> 00:07:33,307 that you believe in, 220 00:07:33,349 --> 00:07:35,184 and I just kept telling you to calm down. 221 00:07:35,226 --> 00:07:37,520 - It's okay. Probably wasn't easy 222 00:07:37,561 --> 00:07:40,523 having an angry tall person constantly yelling at you. 223 00:07:40,564 --> 00:07:42,858 - But you were right to be angry. 224 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:45,611 We all made fun of you, but you were the only one 225 00:07:45,653 --> 00:07:47,363 who knew what was really going on. 226 00:07:47,405 --> 00:07:49,031 Styrofoam is bad. 227 00:07:49,073 --> 00:07:51,784 Drilling for oil on a football field is bad. 228 00:07:51,826 --> 00:07:54,161 A school-sponsored bikini contest is bad. 229 00:07:54,203 --> 00:07:56,372 I-I shouldn't have been telling you to calm down. 230 00:07:56,414 --> 00:07:58,541 I should have been yelling right there with you. 231 00:07:58,582 --> 00:08:00,876 I'm just sorry I wasn't. 232 00:08:00,918 --> 00:08:03,921 - Slater, that's so nice. 233 00:08:03,963 --> 00:08:06,882 But all that yelling didn't change anything. 234 00:08:06,924 --> 00:08:08,634 And now these poor kids have to fight the battles 235 00:08:08,676 --> 00:08:10,052 that I couldn't win. 236 00:08:10,094 --> 00:08:12,012 - Yeah, but it's not just you anymore. 237 00:08:12,054 --> 00:08:13,848 Back then, you were protesting alone. 238 00:08:13,889 --> 00:08:15,474 Well, I guess that one time 239 00:08:15,516 --> 00:08:18,644 you had that floppy-haired loser Graham with you, but... 240 00:08:18,686 --> 00:08:20,438 you're not alone anymore. 241 00:08:20,479 --> 00:08:22,648 All these kids, 242 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:24,734 this whole generation, they're-- 243 00:08:24,775 --> 00:08:26,569 they're all a bunch of Jessies. 244 00:08:26,610 --> 00:08:28,362 [uplifting music] 245 00:08:28,404 --> 00:08:32,033 Even the big, strong Slaters are Jessies. 246 00:08:32,074 --> 00:08:34,493 You know, that's how I know 247 00:08:34,535 --> 00:08:36,746 this world's gonna be just fine. 248 00:08:37,788 --> 00:08:38,748 - Thanks, Slater. 249 00:08:38,789 --> 00:08:40,916 - You're welcome. 250 00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:43,085 And, hey, don't ever apologize for being angry. 251 00:08:43,127 --> 00:08:44,920 - 'Scuse me. I don't need your permission 252 00:08:44,962 --> 00:08:47,256 to feel my own feelings, you sexist pig. 253 00:08:48,799 --> 00:08:50,509 - Oink, oink, baby. 254 00:08:50,551 --> 00:08:52,803 - And that is why 255 00:08:52,845 --> 00:08:55,264 it is so important for KTLA to be at Bayside at 1:00. 256 00:08:55,306 --> 00:08:57,933 - So it's a student walkout? I could run it by my boss-- 257 00:08:57,975 --> 00:08:59,727 - Listen, I get it. You need a sexy hook. 258 00:08:59,769 --> 00:09:01,228 How about this? 259 00:09:01,270 --> 00:09:04,899 Did you know that 80% of the 35% of taxpayers 260 00:09:04,940 --> 00:09:06,442 who make up 78% of-- - Oh, my God! 261 00:09:06,484 --> 00:09:08,069 That's so boring. 262 00:09:08,110 --> 00:09:10,112 Sir, this is a very serious issue. 263 00:09:10,154 --> 00:09:12,114 The system is failing us-- - Well, not all of us. 264 00:09:12,156 --> 00:09:13,949 Some of us are only looking out for themselves. 265 00:09:13,991 --> 00:09:16,535 - Hey, do not tell KTLA Live at 5 my business. 266 00:09:16,577 --> 00:09:19,038 both: [arguing in Spanish] 267 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,123 - Stop fighting. Stay on message. 268 00:09:21,165 --> 00:09:23,542 - Yeah, what DeVante said. Stay on message. 269 00:09:23,584 --> 00:09:24,877 Tell 'em my dad's coming. 270 00:09:24,919 --> 00:09:27,129 - Wait--who's his dad? all: No one! 271 00:09:27,171 --> 00:09:28,839 - The governor. He'll be there, 272 00:09:28,881 --> 00:09:31,217 and that's a promise from the first boy of California. 273 00:09:31,258 --> 00:09:33,803 - Now, that's a sexy hook. I'll see you there. 274 00:09:33,844 --> 00:09:35,137 - Why would you do that? 275 00:09:35,179 --> 00:09:37,515 - 'Cause he's gonna come and fix everything. 276 00:09:37,556 --> 00:09:38,933 You're wrong about my dad. 277 00:09:38,974 --> 00:09:40,810 - Or you are. Now when he doesn't show up, 278 00:09:40,851 --> 00:09:42,311 the walkout's gonna look like a joke. 279 00:09:42,353 --> 00:09:44,146 - Well, too bad he's definitely coming, 280 00:09:44,188 --> 00:09:46,148 'cause I love jokes. Do you wanna hear one? 281 00:09:46,190 --> 00:09:49,819 A woman with big, long boobs walks into a bar-- 282 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:51,153 - No, thanks. - Not what we need. 283 00:09:51,195 --> 00:09:53,656 - And that is why we need all the Douglas kids 284 00:09:53,698 --> 00:09:55,449 and the Bayside kids to pull together 285 00:09:55,491 --> 00:09:57,785 to fight for what's right. Who's with me? 286 00:09:57,827 --> 00:09:59,787 - Yeah! - Whoo! 287 00:09:59,829 --> 00:10:01,163 - Can I just say, 288 00:10:01,205 --> 00:10:02,998 I wasn't super sure about this school at first, 289 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,292 but becoming friends with Lauren 290 00:10:05,334 --> 00:10:07,753 and the other Future Business Leaders of America 291 00:10:07,795 --> 00:10:11,048 is the best investment I've ever made. 292 00:10:11,090 --> 00:10:12,925 - I love you, Tamika. 293 00:10:12,967 --> 00:10:15,803 No stocks could ever beat this bond. 294 00:10:15,845 --> 00:10:17,680 all: Aww. 295 00:10:17,722 --> 00:10:19,265 - At 1:00 p.m. today, 296 00:10:19,306 --> 00:10:21,016 we will stage a school-wide walkout. 297 00:10:21,058 --> 00:10:22,852 Let's show the world they can't tear us apart, 298 00:10:22,893 --> 00:10:24,729 because we are one Bayside. 299 00:10:24,770 --> 00:10:26,772 - Yeah! - Whoo! 300 00:10:26,814 --> 00:10:28,649 - Cool. So if nobody has any questions, 301 00:10:28,691 --> 00:10:30,568 we can just, uh--yeah. 302 00:10:30,609 --> 00:10:32,778 - Would we be able to start the protest with a prayer? 303 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:35,031 - Um... - No way! 304 00:10:35,072 --> 00:10:38,284 What about us Atheists? I say we start with a nothing! 305 00:10:38,325 --> 00:10:40,077 - We'll sidebar that. - That's--yeah. 306 00:10:40,119 --> 00:10:42,371 - You know, I just thought a poetry slot 307 00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:45,041 might hit the spot, unless it's too hot 308 00:10:45,082 --> 00:10:47,418 in the parking lot. [overlapping groaning] 309 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:49,670 all: Boo! - What do we do? 310 00:10:49,712 --> 00:10:51,172 Everybody wants to do the right thing, 311 00:10:51,213 --> 00:10:53,049 but only if it's in their own stupid way. 312 00:10:53,090 --> 00:10:55,051 - I don't know, maybe just give 'em a minute 313 00:10:55,092 --> 00:10:56,594 and they'll work it out? 314 00:10:56,635 --> 00:10:59,555 - Would we be able to do the protest at 1:30 instead? 315 00:10:59,597 --> 00:11:02,183 I have a shareholder's meeting. - We all know that's code 316 00:11:02,224 --> 00:11:03,476 for you have to take a dump, Lauren. 317 00:11:03,517 --> 00:11:05,811 This is my future. You are not a true ally! 318 00:11:05,853 --> 00:11:07,480 - Seriously, Tamika? 319 00:11:07,521 --> 00:11:09,523 How could you say that to the whole cafeteria? 320 00:11:09,565 --> 00:11:12,234 [students booing, shouting] 321 00:11:18,282 --> 00:11:19,617 - DeVante, you might wanna tell the reporters not to come. 322 00:11:19,658 --> 00:11:20,910 Everyone's fighting. 323 00:11:20,951 --> 00:11:22,620 - Well, Aisha and Daisy were fighting too, 324 00:11:22,661 --> 00:11:25,081 but honestly, I think they're in a good place now. 325 00:11:25,122 --> 00:11:26,624 [girls arguing in Spanish] 326 00:11:26,665 --> 00:11:28,459 I gotta go. 327 00:11:28,501 --> 00:11:30,127 - You're not mad that I'm leaving you. 328 00:11:30,169 --> 00:11:31,545 You're just mad that I'm doing something 329 00:11:31,587 --> 00:11:32,671 that wasn't your idea. 330 00:11:32,713 --> 00:11:34,423 - Well, you never have any good ideas. 331 00:11:34,465 --> 00:11:36,217 A "macrowave" that cools down hot food? 332 00:11:36,258 --> 00:11:37,885 Just wait a minute or blow on it! 333 00:11:37,927 --> 00:11:39,053 - You blow on it, bitch. 334 00:11:39,095 --> 00:11:40,930 both: [shouting in Spanish] - Enough! 335 00:11:40,971 --> 00:11:42,973 Lexi and Jamie can't get the cliques to agree on anything, 336 00:11:43,015 --> 00:11:45,309 so we don't have time for childish catfighting. 337 00:11:45,351 --> 00:11:47,603 - Excuse me? - What did you just say? 338 00:11:47,645 --> 00:11:49,105 - Uh-oh. - Catfighting? 339 00:11:49,146 --> 00:11:51,565 Aisha is a strong, beautiful woman 340 00:11:51,607 --> 00:11:53,567 voicing her opinion-- how dare you! 341 00:11:53,609 --> 00:11:55,361 - And Daisy is not childish. 342 00:11:55,403 --> 00:11:57,321 She's had to take care of her brother since she was a kid. 343 00:11:57,363 --> 00:11:59,699 - I never said she didn't. Why y'all ganging up on me? 344 00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:01,826 Wait a minute! 345 00:12:01,867 --> 00:12:03,536 Wait a minute. I got it! 346 00:12:03,577 --> 00:12:05,579 This is how we get the school united for the walkout. 347 00:12:05,621 --> 00:12:08,165 They just need to share a common enemy. 348 00:12:08,207 --> 00:12:10,084 - He's right--you and I put our differences aside 349 00:12:10,126 --> 00:12:11,460 so we could defend each other 350 00:12:11,502 --> 00:12:12,962 against this stupid, sexist d-bag. 351 00:12:13,003 --> 00:12:14,672 - Guys, I'm a nice person. 352 00:12:14,714 --> 00:12:16,549 - We just need someone that can do that for the whole school. 353 00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:18,634 - Exactly! - Shut up! 354 00:12:18,676 --> 00:12:20,553 - Mom, I need to ask you a question. 355 00:12:20,594 --> 00:12:23,013 Do I know my father? 356 00:12:23,055 --> 00:12:25,099 - Of course! It's Zack. 357 00:12:25,141 --> 00:12:26,726 Why are you asking? [laughing] You're... 358 00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:28,060 You're not Jeff's. 359 00:12:28,102 --> 00:12:29,478 - No, I mean, 360 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,355 I keep telling everybody that he's gonna come today 361 00:12:31,397 --> 00:12:32,773 and, like, sign an executive order 362 00:12:32,815 --> 00:12:36,027 that fixes everything, but no one believes me. 363 00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:39,071 - Oh, well, honey, he said he'd try his best. 364 00:12:39,113 --> 00:12:40,448 - Yeah, right? 365 00:12:40,489 --> 00:12:41,991 I mean, Zack Morris always does the right thing. 366 00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:42,992 - Hmm. [sniffs] 367 00:12:43,034 --> 00:12:44,827 Well, not always. 368 00:12:44,869 --> 00:12:47,038 I mean, I told you that story back in high school 369 00:12:47,079 --> 00:12:48,706 when he sold poison face cream? 370 00:12:48,748 --> 00:12:50,833 Or the time he made that calendar of us 371 00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:53,044 in our bathing suits and didn't get our permission? 372 00:12:53,085 --> 00:12:54,795 Or that time he almost had Screech 373 00:12:54,837 --> 00:12:56,255 dissected by the government? 374 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,340 - No, you didn't tell me any of that. 375 00:12:58,382 --> 00:13:01,218 - Oh, really? Oh. 376 00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:03,596 Oh, well, honey, he said he'd try his best. 377 00:13:03,637 --> 00:13:07,266 - You already said that. And who's Jeff? 378 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:08,726 - Yeah, I gotta go. Bye! 379 00:13:08,768 --> 00:13:10,102 [line beeps] - [scoffs] 380 00:13:10,144 --> 00:13:12,229 - We think everyone will put their differences aside 381 00:13:12,271 --> 00:13:14,065 if we just give them a common enemy to hate 382 00:13:14,106 --> 00:13:15,816 as much as we hate bitch-ass DeVante. 383 00:13:15,858 --> 00:13:17,318 - You're still mad? 384 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:20,029 I gave you the idea and I bought you both milkshakes. 385 00:13:20,071 --> 00:13:21,447 - That is a great plan. 386 00:13:21,489 --> 00:13:24,992 The only problem is, the enemy will have to be me. 387 00:13:25,034 --> 00:13:28,120 I'm the only one capable of being mean enough. 388 00:13:28,162 --> 00:13:30,664 - You're all being very rude to me now. 389 00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:31,999 - Do you think you can get 390 00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:34,293 the entire school mad at you in 20 minutes? 391 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,170 - I've done it by accident. 392 00:13:36,212 --> 00:13:38,381 I can do it on purpose. 393 00:13:38,422 --> 00:13:39,590 [chuckles] 394 00:13:41,384 --> 00:13:43,219 - Bonjour. - Hi. 395 00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:45,513 You're here early. 396 00:13:45,554 --> 00:13:46,931 - You know I never miss a protest. 397 00:13:46,972 --> 00:13:48,432 - Oh, thanks. 398 00:13:48,474 --> 00:13:49,809 - Remember that time I went to occupy Wall Street 399 00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:51,769 even though I had pink eye, and everybody caught it? 400 00:13:51,811 --> 00:13:53,145 - [chuckles] Mm-- 401 00:13:53,187 --> 00:13:57,149 Um, is this not decaf? 402 00:13:57,191 --> 00:14:00,403 'Cause you know I can't drink caffeine. 403 00:14:00,444 --> 00:14:01,946 - I mean, 404 00:14:01,987 --> 00:14:03,572 technically, you can drink caffeine. 405 00:14:03,614 --> 00:14:05,574 You just don'tdrink caffeine. 406 00:14:05,616 --> 00:14:07,576 Language matters. 407 00:14:08,953 --> 00:14:10,162 Oh, come on! 408 00:14:10,204 --> 00:14:13,624 You can't actually be mad about this. 409 00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:15,292 - But I am. 410 00:14:17,086 --> 00:14:20,464 I am so mad. 411 00:14:20,506 --> 00:14:23,426 I am mad that you are my husband 412 00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:27,638 but do not know one of the most fundamental things about me. 413 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:31,517 I am mad that you burn sage that I'm allergic to, 414 00:14:31,559 --> 00:14:34,311 that you leave me and your son for six months at a time. 415 00:14:34,353 --> 00:14:36,147 You never read my books. 416 00:14:36,188 --> 00:14:38,566 Meanwhile, I proofread your very long, 417 00:14:38,607 --> 00:14:40,985 very pornographic autobiography? 418 00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:44,405 You don't ask me about my day, and I hate your bees. 419 00:14:44,447 --> 00:14:47,450 Who buys non-honey-producing bees? 420 00:14:47,491 --> 00:14:50,161 - Okay, this feels like misplaced anger. 421 00:14:50,202 --> 00:14:53,205 - Oh, no, it's placed exactly where it goes. 422 00:14:53,247 --> 00:14:56,500 For years, I have been protecting your feelings 423 00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:59,545 at my expense, and I'm not doing it anymore, 424 00:14:59,587 --> 00:15:04,550 you narcissistic fake-woke, dreamcatcher, tattoo-having, 425 00:15:04,592 --> 00:15:08,345 homemade-jerky-smelling dumbass. 426 00:15:08,387 --> 00:15:10,514 - I don't even know who you are anymore. 427 00:15:10,556 --> 00:15:14,727 - I'm Jessie [bleep] Spano. Now, get out of my office. 428 00:15:14,769 --> 00:15:16,937 [upbeat music] 429 00:15:16,979 --> 00:15:18,189 - Namaste. 430 00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:22,860 * * 431 00:15:22,902 --> 00:15:24,278 [students arguing] 432 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,946 - Guys, listen. 433 00:15:25,988 --> 00:15:28,240 We can't do everyone's ideas. 434 00:15:28,282 --> 00:15:30,534 How are we supposed to chant "no justice, no peace" 435 00:15:30,576 --> 00:15:32,870 while we're taking a vow of silence? 436 00:15:32,912 --> 00:15:34,121 - I know a way. 437 00:15:34,163 --> 00:15:37,249 - Whoa! What school are you from? 438 00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:39,460 - Attention, sluts and losers. 439 00:15:39,502 --> 00:15:41,545 I have an announcement. 440 00:15:41,587 --> 00:15:44,131 This meeting is over because it has come to my attention 441 00:15:44,173 --> 00:15:46,926 that every single one of you sucks ass. 442 00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:49,220 - What? [indistinct chatter] 443 00:15:49,261 --> 00:15:51,472 [lightly edgy music] 444 00:15:51,514 --> 00:15:53,391 This school lost whatever made it great 445 00:15:53,432 --> 00:15:55,601 the day the Douglas kids showed up 446 00:15:55,643 --> 00:15:58,229 and everyone started pretending to be fake-ass friends, 447 00:15:58,270 --> 00:16:00,231 even when we clearly hate each other! 448 00:16:00,272 --> 00:16:02,274 [all booing] 449 00:16:02,316 --> 00:16:04,318 - That's not true. Tamika's my friend. 450 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,237 - Oh, yeah, right, you don't really care about her. 451 00:16:06,278 --> 00:16:08,406 - Yeah, she does. And I care about her too. 452 00:16:08,447 --> 00:16:10,074 And if I make fun of her bathroom habits, 453 00:16:10,116 --> 00:16:12,326 it's just because I'm jealous of her regularity. 454 00:16:12,368 --> 00:16:13,786 - You're all fooling yourselves. 455 00:16:13,828 --> 00:16:14,912 If you were really friends, 456 00:16:14,954 --> 00:16:16,163 you would have agreed to the walkout. 457 00:16:16,205 --> 00:16:17,623 Instead, you're just sitting around 458 00:16:17,665 --> 00:16:20,084 like a bunch of garbage bags full of potato salad 459 00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:21,544 stuffed into Gap outlet sweaters. 460 00:16:21,585 --> 00:16:23,337 And I'm lookin' at you, Colt. 461 00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:25,047 - This was a birthday present from Greg. 462 00:16:25,089 --> 00:16:28,134 - I knitted it for him. And he looks amazing in it. 463 00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:30,177 [chatter and applause] 464 00:16:30,219 --> 00:16:32,054 - Aw! Blah! Gluh! 465 00:16:32,096 --> 00:16:33,931 [all booing] Yeah, that's right. 466 00:16:33,973 --> 00:16:35,558 Keep booing me! 467 00:16:35,599 --> 00:16:38,018 [slurping sounds] That's me eating your boos. 468 00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:40,062 It feeds me, you basic bitche-- 469 00:16:40,104 --> 00:16:42,273 - Okay, that's enough. Listen. 470 00:16:42,314 --> 00:16:44,066 I think Lexi's wrong. 471 00:16:44,108 --> 00:16:47,361 I think we do care about each other and we are good friends. 472 00:16:47,403 --> 00:16:49,822 Now, it's 1:00, and I'm walking out. 473 00:16:49,864 --> 00:16:51,323 Who's with me? 474 00:16:51,365 --> 00:16:53,951 [cheers and applause] - Yeah! 475 00:16:53,993 --> 00:16:56,454 * * 476 00:16:56,495 --> 00:16:58,414 - Are you gonna be okay? 477 00:16:58,456 --> 00:17:01,459 - I'll hold it. 478 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:05,212 [cheers and applause] 479 00:17:05,254 --> 00:17:07,131 [bright music] 480 00:17:07,173 --> 00:17:09,091 [camera shutters clicking] 481 00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:11,010 - Daisy, this is amazing. 482 00:17:11,052 --> 00:17:12,845 You did it. 483 00:17:15,681 --> 00:17:17,391 You've got this. 484 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,439 - You know... 485 00:17:23,481 --> 00:17:24,982 when I first came to Bayside, 486 00:17:25,024 --> 00:17:27,485 I could never have imagined this moment-- 487 00:17:27,526 --> 00:17:29,653 standing side-by-side, 488 00:17:29,695 --> 00:17:31,822 each of us fighting for all of us. 489 00:17:31,864 --> 00:17:33,741 The only way to make sure 490 00:17:33,783 --> 00:17:35,659 everyone gets a decent education 491 00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:37,870 is to tie our fates together, 492 00:17:37,912 --> 00:17:40,748 to reject the idea that any kid deserves more 493 00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:41,957 than any other, 494 00:17:41,999 --> 00:17:45,002 that any person is more valuable than-- 495 00:17:45,044 --> 00:17:48,047 - He's here, the most important man in the world, my daddy! 496 00:17:48,089 --> 00:17:50,007 He's here to save the day. 497 00:17:50,049 --> 00:17:52,051 [cheers and applause] 498 00:17:52,093 --> 00:17:53,386 - Oh, my God! 499 00:17:53,427 --> 00:17:55,304 Max, you actually pulled it off. 500 00:17:55,346 --> 00:17:57,223 You got the Governor of California 501 00:17:57,264 --> 00:17:58,933 to come to our protest! 502 00:18:03,396 --> 00:18:05,981 - I'm here today not as a parent 503 00:18:06,023 --> 00:18:07,316 or a politician. 504 00:18:07,358 --> 00:18:08,651 I'm here as a man 505 00:18:08,693 --> 00:18:10,528 who wants to be on the right side of history. 506 00:18:10,569 --> 00:18:12,738 Every kid deserves a good education. 507 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:16,075 It hasn't always been the case, but that stops today. 508 00:18:16,117 --> 00:18:18,411 Today we stand up and say, 509 00:18:18,452 --> 00:18:21,539 "We know what the future looks like. 510 00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:24,417 It looks like this." 511 00:18:27,503 --> 00:18:30,339 - It's just a mural. - Thank you. 512 00:18:30,381 --> 00:18:32,258 Thank you. - Hmm. 513 00:18:32,299 --> 00:18:33,551 [shutters clicking, indistinct chatter] 514 00:18:33,592 --> 00:18:35,761 - Thank you, thank you. 515 00:18:35,803 --> 00:18:39,140 - Hey, no one wanted this, and it does nothing. 516 00:18:39,181 --> 00:18:40,850 What the hell just happened? 517 00:18:40,891 --> 00:18:44,520 - What just happened is my dad sucks. 518 00:18:44,562 --> 00:18:46,439 - Please don't touch the paint. It's not dry. 519 00:18:51,819 --> 00:18:52,987 - Okay, thank you for coming out. 520 00:18:53,029 --> 00:18:54,280 God bless California. 521 00:18:54,321 --> 00:18:55,948 - My dad can't do this to us. 522 00:18:55,990 --> 00:18:58,826 Just wait until he finds out who my dad is. 523 00:18:58,868 --> 00:18:59,994 Damn it! 524 00:19:00,036 --> 00:19:01,704 - Hey, buddy, you gotta get it together. 525 00:19:01,746 --> 00:19:03,748 What your dad just did, whether he knows it or not, 526 00:19:03,789 --> 00:19:05,458 just made everything a billion times worse. 527 00:19:05,499 --> 00:19:06,876 'Cause if he leaves after unveiling 528 00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:08,419 that feel-good, do-nothing mural, 529 00:19:08,461 --> 00:19:09,795 then all these people are gonna leave 530 00:19:09,837 --> 00:19:11,297 feeling good and doing nothing! 531 00:19:11,338 --> 00:19:13,049 - Ready to go? Let's go. Okay. 532 00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:15,009 - Oh, God, he's leaving. I need someone to buy us time. 533 00:19:15,051 --> 00:19:18,220 - I got this. 534 00:19:18,262 --> 00:19:20,139 - Uh, yo, I'm gonna sing a song now, 535 00:19:20,181 --> 00:19:23,642 and if you leave before it's over, you're a racist. 536 00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:30,232 * Ah * 537 00:19:30,274 --> 00:19:32,068 - Okay, we have one shot to fix this. 538 00:19:32,109 --> 00:19:34,153 So what I need from you is the scheme of a lifetime. 539 00:19:34,195 --> 00:19:36,155 I'm talking wigs, accents. Maybe you'll dress up 540 00:19:36,197 --> 00:19:38,366 as your mom and seduce your dad in a red cocktail dress. 541 00:19:38,407 --> 00:19:39,825 I don't know! I'm bad at these! 542 00:19:39,867 --> 00:19:41,577 But you're not. We just need a plan 543 00:19:41,619 --> 00:19:42,995 to keep your dad here and change his mind. 544 00:19:43,037 --> 00:19:46,332 - No, I can't think. I--wait, wait. 545 00:19:46,374 --> 00:19:50,336 [DeVante singing "Amazing Grace"] 546 00:19:50,378 --> 00:19:51,670 Okay. 547 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:56,384 This is so crazy, it juuust might work. 548 00:19:56,425 --> 00:19:57,551 Please fix it, Daddy. 549 00:19:57,593 --> 00:19:59,220 Daddy, please! 550 00:19:59,261 --> 00:20:00,846 - This was your scheme? 551 00:20:00,888 --> 00:20:02,598 - Your stupid painting doesn't do anything. 552 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,267 They can't go to school in a painting, unless-- 553 00:20:05,309 --> 00:20:07,269 do you have "Harold and the Purple Crayon" technology? 554 00:20:07,311 --> 00:20:08,521 - No. 555 00:20:08,562 --> 00:20:11,023 - I didn't think so. 556 00:20:11,065 --> 00:20:12,900 - I know you wanted more, 557 00:20:12,942 --> 00:20:15,236 but even to get that stupid painting approved, 558 00:20:15,277 --> 00:20:17,029 I had to call in a bunch of favors. 559 00:20:17,071 --> 00:20:19,156 You asked me to do everything I could, 560 00:20:19,198 --> 00:20:22,868 and like it or not, I did. 561 00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:24,829 I'm sorry. 562 00:20:25,913 --> 00:20:28,416 - But... 563 00:20:28,457 --> 00:20:30,584 how could that be possible? 564 00:20:30,626 --> 00:20:33,879 Hi. Daisy. Sophomore class president. 565 00:20:33,921 --> 00:20:36,674 You're the governor. You have so much power. 566 00:20:36,716 --> 00:20:38,843 - [chuckles] Listen. 567 00:20:38,884 --> 00:20:40,261 I get it. 568 00:20:40,302 --> 00:20:41,679 When you're a kid, 569 00:20:41,721 --> 00:20:43,681 doing the right thing seems really simple. 570 00:20:43,723 --> 00:20:45,266 You know, when I was your age, 571 00:20:45,307 --> 00:20:49,478 I did a PSA with the president of NBC that solved drugs. 572 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,313 But then you grow up, 573 00:20:51,355 --> 00:20:53,607 and you realize it's a lot more complicated than that. 574 00:20:53,649 --> 00:20:56,736 - Okay, well, maybe I am just a dumb kid, 575 00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:58,946 but can you explain what that means? 576 00:20:58,988 --> 00:21:01,032 - Sure, it just means that, you know, um, 577 00:21:01,073 --> 00:21:04,368 education is a really complex political issue 578 00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:06,287 where you can't get anything done 579 00:21:06,328 --> 00:21:07,747 without kicking a hornet's nest. 580 00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:09,707 - Okay, and what does that mean? 581 00:21:09,749 --> 00:21:11,709 - W-uh... kicking a hornet's nest? 582 00:21:11,751 --> 00:21:14,170 It, uh, well, it just means, um, 583 00:21:14,211 --> 00:21:17,006 voters and lobbyists can get, like, mad at you. 584 00:21:17,048 --> 00:21:18,924 - Okay, and what does that mean? 585 00:21:18,966 --> 00:21:21,802 - [stammering] It's bad is what it means. 586 00:21:21,844 --> 00:21:23,220 Angry voters won't vote for you, 587 00:21:23,262 --> 00:21:25,598 and corporations will give money to your opponent 588 00:21:25,639 --> 00:21:27,141 where they make campaign ads 589 00:21:27,183 --> 00:21:28,768 where they put you in black and white 590 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:31,687 and they go, "Zack Morris, wrong on this thing. 591 00:21:31,729 --> 00:21:34,607 Wrong for California," and you won't get reelected. 592 00:21:34,648 --> 00:21:35,858 - Okay, and what does that mean, 593 00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:37,276 like you won't have a job anymore? 594 00:21:37,318 --> 00:21:39,528 - Uh, no, I'll just go back to being a hot lawyer, 595 00:21:39,570 --> 00:21:41,781 but, you know, I-I wouldn't be the governor! 596 00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:43,657 - But-- - No, please, Daisy, no more. 597 00:21:43,699 --> 00:21:46,118 - What does that mean? 598 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,620 - I'll be a loser, okay? 599 00:21:47,661 --> 00:21:50,122 With no helicopter, no parades, 600 00:21:50,164 --> 00:21:52,750 so secret service guys calling me the Blond Falcon. 601 00:21:55,211 --> 00:21:58,297 Oh, God. Is that it? 602 00:21:58,339 --> 00:22:00,716 That can't be it. 603 00:22:00,758 --> 00:22:03,010 - You know what you have to do. 604 00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:06,722 I came here to seduce your father 605 00:22:06,764 --> 00:22:09,475 just in case he didn't do the right thing. 606 00:22:09,517 --> 00:22:11,727 - Told you my idea wasn't stupid. 607 00:22:13,437 --> 00:22:16,607 - * But noooow I see * 608 00:22:16,649 --> 00:22:17,817 Thank you! 609 00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:20,069 Thank you. Only one of you is racist. 610 00:22:20,111 --> 00:22:21,612 - I had to pee! 611 00:22:23,989 --> 00:22:26,409 - Hi. Governor Zack again. 612 00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:29,662 I just have a little addendum to the, uh, mural thing. 613 00:22:29,704 --> 00:22:31,997 Um, no big deal, 614 00:22:32,039 --> 00:22:34,417 but I'm just gonna be signing a executive order 615 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:35,668 putting a three-year freeze 616 00:22:35,710 --> 00:22:37,002 on all school openings and closures 617 00:22:37,044 --> 00:22:38,838 until a committee can investigate 618 00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:40,131 the current state of public education 619 00:22:40,172 --> 00:22:42,258 and offer a workable plan for reform. 620 00:22:42,299 --> 00:22:44,385 Now, I know some people may be upset by-- 621 00:22:44,427 --> 00:22:45,511 [phone blips] Oh. 622 00:22:45,553 --> 00:22:47,179 Okay, uh, 623 00:22:47,221 --> 00:22:48,931 getting a text that I'm being sued. 624 00:22:48,973 --> 00:22:51,183 [phone blips] Oh. 625 00:22:51,225 --> 00:22:53,394 By, uh, multiple people. 626 00:22:53,436 --> 00:22:54,812 [phone blipping] And companies. 627 00:22:54,854 --> 00:22:56,856 Oh, that just a CNN alert, 628 00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:59,066 but it is about me being sued more. 629 00:22:59,108 --> 00:23:01,861 Look, you know, it doesn't matter. 630 00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:05,364 The point is, these kids are staying at Bayside. 631 00:23:05,406 --> 00:23:08,868 [cheers and applause] 632 00:23:08,909 --> 00:23:10,828 - Whoo! Yes! - That's what's up. 633 00:23:10,870 --> 00:23:12,913 - And I wanna thank everyone who reminded me today 634 00:23:12,955 --> 00:23:15,416 that doing the right thing 635 00:23:15,458 --> 00:23:17,793 doesn't have to be complicated. 636 00:23:17,835 --> 00:23:20,880 - Boy, you must feel like a real idiot right now. 637 00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:23,090 - What? What--who-who's talking? 638 00:23:24,383 --> 00:23:27,511 - I said, boy, you must feel like a real idiot-- 639 00:23:27,553 --> 00:23:29,263 [gags, coughs] 640 00:23:29,305 --> 00:23:30,639 Ladybug... [coughs] 641 00:23:30,681 --> 00:23:32,308 Down my throat. 642 00:23:32,349 --> 00:23:35,186 [gagging, coughing] 643 00:23:38,147 --> 00:23:39,607 Pah! 644 00:23:43,110 --> 00:23:45,029 - So I guess I'll see you tomorrow 645 00:23:45,071 --> 00:23:46,989 for another normal day at Bayside. 646 00:23:47,031 --> 00:23:49,450 - I guess so--I still can't believe we did it. 647 00:23:49,492 --> 00:23:52,078 - Daisy, youdid it. 648 00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,080 And I'm not just talking about the walkout. 649 00:23:54,121 --> 00:23:55,664 From the day that we got here, 650 00:23:55,706 --> 00:23:57,166 you know that this place was unfair, 651 00:23:57,208 --> 00:23:58,667 and you wouldn't shut up about it. 652 00:23:58,709 --> 00:24:00,252 But look what you did. 653 00:24:00,294 --> 00:24:02,254 You changed it. 654 00:24:02,296 --> 00:24:03,756 - Yeah, I did. 655 00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:06,967 I'm just so happy we're best friends again. 656 00:24:07,009 --> 00:24:09,303 - I know, I mean, it's been so annoying 657 00:24:09,345 --> 00:24:11,263 not having you around to tell me what to do. 658 00:24:11,305 --> 00:24:13,641 Like, be honest. 659 00:24:13,682 --> 00:24:15,351 Did I make a huge mistake with Jamie? 660 00:24:15,393 --> 00:24:18,479 - Aisha, you don't need me to tell you what to do. 661 00:24:18,521 --> 00:24:20,147 You got this. - Yeah. 662 00:24:20,189 --> 00:24:22,274 So I'll be mature and give him space. 663 00:24:22,316 --> 00:24:24,985 - No, stop being an idiot and go tell him how you feel! 664 00:24:25,027 --> 00:24:27,863 God, this is the macrowave all over again. 665 00:24:27,905 --> 00:24:29,990 - I'm gonna go talk to him. - Yes! 666 00:24:31,283 --> 00:24:33,911 [mellow music] 667 00:24:33,953 --> 00:24:37,957 - Hey. That was quite a speech. 668 00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:40,459 - Yeah. Everyone hates my guts now. 669 00:24:40,501 --> 00:24:42,253 You sure you wanna be seen 670 00:24:42,294 --> 00:24:44,463 talking to the meanest girl in school? 671 00:24:44,505 --> 00:24:45,965 - [laughs] 672 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:48,300 You made the whole school hate you 673 00:24:48,342 --> 00:24:50,261 for a good cause. 674 00:24:50,302 --> 00:24:53,931 That's like the nicest thing I've ever seen anyone do. 675 00:24:53,973 --> 00:24:55,891 - Yeah, that is why I did it, 676 00:24:55,933 --> 00:24:58,602 but the truth is, 677 00:24:58,644 --> 00:25:00,896 that mean girl isn't dead and gone. 678 00:25:00,938 --> 00:25:03,482 She's still a part of me, and she can show up anytime. 679 00:25:03,524 --> 00:25:05,067 Like if I'm hungry 680 00:25:05,109 --> 00:25:08,571 or someone asks me to go to their stupid improv show. 681 00:25:08,612 --> 00:25:10,406 - It's okay. [laughs] 682 00:25:10,448 --> 00:25:12,116 I like the whole Lexi. 683 00:25:13,534 --> 00:25:15,453 - You do? 684 00:25:15,494 --> 00:25:16,787 Shut up. 685 00:25:16,829 --> 00:25:18,539 - No, you shut up. 686 00:25:18,581 --> 00:25:21,500 [soft dramatic music] 687 00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:28,716 * * 688 00:25:33,888 --> 00:25:36,140 [upbeat music] 689 00:25:36,182 --> 00:25:38,184 [indistinct chatter] - Me too. 690 00:25:38,225 --> 00:25:40,978 Oh, Max, actually, I ordered cheese on mine. 691 00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:43,230 - Take a look in your pocket. 692 00:25:46,108 --> 00:25:48,069 Does this place ever stop being weird? 693 00:25:48,110 --> 00:25:50,321 - I gotta admit-- never thought I'd say this, 694 00:25:50,363 --> 00:25:52,698 but protesting is fun. 695 00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:54,450 Sort of like bullying evil. 696 00:25:54,492 --> 00:25:56,535 Plus, I got all my steps in, so that was cool. 697 00:25:56,577 --> 00:25:58,454 - Well, it was good to see you out there. 698 00:25:58,496 --> 00:25:59,830 I'm proud of us. 699 00:25:59,872 --> 00:26:01,791 We've all really grown up since high school. 700 00:26:01,832 --> 00:26:03,292 - Oh-- - Ooh-- 701 00:26:03,334 --> 00:26:05,419 - Mmm, mmm, mmm... 702 00:26:09,173 --> 00:26:11,384 Oh, it was so hot when you did the right thing. 703 00:26:11,425 --> 00:26:13,427 - Let's go do this in a helicopter 704 00:26:13,469 --> 00:26:15,596 while we still can. - Oh, yeah, you got it, 705 00:26:15,638 --> 00:26:17,973 Blond Falcon. - Oh...rarr! 706 00:26:18,015 --> 00:26:20,768 [both giggling] 707 00:26:23,813 --> 00:26:24,897 - Hey. - Hey, Daisy. 708 00:26:24,939 --> 00:26:27,066 - Hi. - Hey, buddy. 709 00:26:27,108 --> 00:26:29,777 Nice job today. - You too. 710 00:26:29,819 --> 00:26:31,195 I'm really happy you guys are staying. 711 00:26:31,237 --> 00:26:32,363 For my own sake. 712 00:26:32,405 --> 00:26:34,281 Sometimes I think that you've taught me 713 00:26:34,323 --> 00:26:36,325 almost as much as I taught you. 714 00:26:36,367 --> 00:26:38,160 - What do you think you've taught me? 715 00:26:38,202 --> 00:26:40,079 - I don't know-- surf culture. 716 00:26:40,121 --> 00:26:41,914 Didn't I give you a makeover once? 717 00:26:41,956 --> 00:26:44,041 - No. - Oh, God. 718 00:26:44,083 --> 00:26:46,085 Who'd I give a makeover to? 719 00:26:46,127 --> 00:26:48,212 - I'm just glad this is all behind us. 720 00:26:48,254 --> 00:26:49,839 We don't have to fight these huge, 721 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,091 insurmountable obstacles anymore. 722 00:26:52,133 --> 00:26:54,927 I just get to be a normal kid at Bayside for a while. 723 00:26:54,969 --> 00:26:56,554 - Yeah. [phone chimes] 724 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,890 What's coronavirus? 725 00:26:59,932 --> 00:27:02,643 Oh, well. Wanna go share a milkshake? 726 00:27:02,685 --> 00:27:04,437 - Yeah. - The usual. 727 00:27:04,478 --> 00:27:06,272 Hey, you guys want a milkshake? Daisy's buying. 728 00:27:06,313 --> 00:27:07,982 - No, I'm not buying. [school bell rings] 729 00:27:08,024 --> 00:27:09,984 - Yeah! [overlapping chatter] 730 00:27:10,026 --> 00:27:11,736 - You guys know I don't have money, right? 731 00:27:11,777 --> 00:27:13,571 - A chocolate one, please. [overlapping chatter] 732 00:27:13,612 --> 00:27:14,989 [school bell rings] 733 00:27:15,031 --> 00:27:16,282 - * When I wake up in the mornin' * 734 00:27:16,323 --> 00:27:17,742 * An alarm gives out a warnin' * 735 00:27:17,783 --> 00:27:20,661 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 736 00:27:20,703 --> 00:27:22,288 * By the time I grab my books * 737 00:27:22,329 --> 00:27:23,706 * And I give myself a look * 738 00:27:23,748 --> 00:27:27,209 * I'm at the corner just in time * 739 00:27:27,251 --> 00:27:28,669 * It's all right * 740 00:27:28,711 --> 00:27:30,254 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 741 00:27:30,296 --> 00:27:31,714 * It's all right * 742 00:27:31,756 --> 00:27:33,591 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 743 00:27:33,632 --> 00:27:36,469 * It's all right * 744 00:27:36,510 --> 00:27:39,680 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 745 00:27:39,722 --> 00:27:42,683 * It's all right * 746 00:27:42,725 --> 00:27:46,896 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 747 00:27:46,937 --> 00:27:50,107 * * 748 00:27:50,149 --> 00:27:52,360 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 749 00:27:52,401 --> 00:27:56,489 * * 750 00:27:56,530 --> 00:27:58,949 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 751 00:27:58,991 --> 00:28:03,746 * * 752 00:28:03,788 --> 00:28:05,206 * It's all right * 753 00:28:05,247 --> 00:28:06,874 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 754 00:28:06,916 --> 00:28:08,334 * It's all right * 755 00:28:08,376 --> 00:28:10,002 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 756 00:28:10,044 --> 00:28:13,172 * It's all right * 757 00:28:13,214 --> 00:28:17,009 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 758 00:28:17,051 --> 00:28:18,386 [school bell rings] 759 00:28:18,427 --> 00:28:20,429 - That was the best song you ever wrote, Natalie.