1 00:00:07,987 --> 00:00:11,615 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:11,657 --> 00:00:13,242 - Hey buddy, I wanted to cheer you up, 3 00:00:13,284 --> 00:00:15,578 so I got you a gift. 4 00:00:15,619 --> 00:00:16,829 - Oh, wow. 5 00:00:16,871 --> 00:00:17,997 It looks just like the one 6 00:00:18,039 --> 00:00:19,415 my abuela got me that I lost. 7 00:00:19,457 --> 00:00:21,250 - It is that one. I stole it a few weeks ago 8 00:00:21,292 --> 00:00:22,710 to get your fingerprints 9 00:00:22,752 --> 00:00:24,128 for this identity theft thing I was doing. 10 00:00:24,170 --> 00:00:26,422 - Thanks? But I don't need cheering up. 11 00:00:26,464 --> 00:00:27,757 I spent all weekend trying to figure out 12 00:00:27,798 --> 00:00:29,383 how the Douglas kids can stay at Bayside, 13 00:00:29,425 --> 00:00:31,510 and I think I got some pretty interesting ideas. 14 00:00:31,552 --> 00:00:34,305 - "Lock front door of Douglas, hide key in piggy bank." 15 00:00:34,346 --> 00:00:36,474 - Okay, some are better than others. 16 00:00:36,515 --> 00:00:39,143 I also started a petition and I left a message 17 00:00:39,185 --> 00:00:41,604 for someone named Roberta at the Department of Education. 18 00:00:41,645 --> 00:00:43,522 I just figured in the last few months 19 00:00:43,564 --> 00:00:45,441 I've managed to change things at Bayside, 20 00:00:45,483 --> 00:00:46,942 so who's to say I can't change the world? 21 00:00:46,984 --> 00:00:48,944 - You're right you've had a huge impact here. 22 00:00:48,986 --> 00:00:51,947 I couldn't even imagine if you never came to this school. 23 00:00:51,989 --> 00:00:55,242 * * 24 00:00:55,284 --> 00:00:56,577 [brakes screech] 25 00:00:56,619 --> 00:00:59,288 - Uh-oh. Miss Mandrake, I didn't do my homework. 26 00:00:59,330 --> 00:01:01,332 - Homework? - We haven't had homework 27 00:01:01,374 --> 00:01:03,250 since you outlawed it, o, wise leader. 28 00:01:03,292 --> 00:01:05,044 [cheers and applause] 29 00:01:05,086 --> 00:01:08,631 - Oh, yeah, I forgot. And look at what else I did. 30 00:01:10,633 --> 00:01:13,719 - Hey, Matt, I'm your Bayside Buddy. 31 00:01:13,761 --> 00:01:15,805 I just transferred here from Make Out High. 32 00:01:15,846 --> 00:01:18,808 Want to break into Toddman's car and study? 33 00:01:18,849 --> 00:01:20,893 - Duh. Ha ha. 34 00:01:20,935 --> 00:01:22,186 What's that? 35 00:01:22,228 --> 00:01:24,313 We're having dyno nuggets for lunch? 36 00:01:24,355 --> 00:01:26,857 [applause] 37 00:01:26,899 --> 00:01:29,527 I'm going to live forever. 38 00:01:31,362 --> 00:01:32,905 I'm so sorry. 39 00:01:32,947 --> 00:01:35,241 I did not think that fantasy sequence 40 00:01:35,282 --> 00:01:37,535 about life without you would be so dope. 41 00:01:38,285 --> 00:01:39,870 - It's okay. 42 00:01:39,912 --> 00:01:40,913 [record scratch] 43 00:01:40,955 --> 00:01:42,915 [school bell rings] 44 00:01:42,957 --> 00:01:44,375 - * When I wake up in the mornin' * 45 00:01:44,417 --> 00:01:45,876 * Alarm gives out a warnin' * 46 00:01:45,918 --> 00:01:47,920 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 47 00:01:47,962 --> 00:01:49,213 [school bell ringing] 48 00:01:49,255 --> 00:01:50,381 * By the time I grab my books * 49 00:01:50,423 --> 00:01:51,841 * And I give myself a look * 50 00:01:51,882 --> 00:01:55,386 * I'm at the corner just in time * 51 00:01:55,428 --> 00:01:57,596 * It's all right, it's all right * 52 00:01:57,638 --> 00:01:59,807 * Saved by the bell, it's all right * 53 00:01:59,849 --> 00:02:01,350 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 54 00:02:01,392 --> 00:02:04,687 * It's all right * 55 00:02:04,729 --> 00:02:09,191 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 56 00:02:09,233 --> 00:02:10,860 [school bell ringing] 57 00:02:10,901 --> 00:02:13,904 - I am so pissed about the kids being forced out. 58 00:02:13,946 --> 00:02:16,073 Not just the cool ones who play sports-- 59 00:02:16,115 --> 00:02:17,199 even the little nerds. 60 00:02:17,241 --> 00:02:19,035 - The PTA thinks it's such a great idea 61 00:02:19,076 --> 00:02:20,661 to reopen, Douglas, 62 00:02:20,703 --> 00:02:21,871 why don't they send their own kids there first? 63 00:02:21,912 --> 00:02:23,247 - Right. 64 00:02:23,289 --> 00:02:24,957 - Look, I hate that this is happening, 65 00:02:24,999 --> 00:02:27,626 but Douglas was seriously underfunded. 66 00:02:27,668 --> 00:02:29,378 If the PTA raised enough money 67 00:02:29,420 --> 00:02:30,921 to make it a fancy charter school, 68 00:02:30,963 --> 00:02:33,883 well, maybe everything will be better. 69 00:02:33,924 --> 00:02:36,093 - So you're hoping that throwing a bunch of money 70 00:02:36,135 --> 00:02:37,553 at a school over a weekend 71 00:02:37,595 --> 00:02:40,806 will fix decades of systemic inequality and neglect? 72 00:02:40,848 --> 00:02:42,433 - I'm hoping... 73 00:02:43,350 --> 00:02:45,895 And... 74 00:02:45,936 --> 00:02:50,733 I'm also going to check it out myself today. 75 00:02:50,775 --> 00:02:53,527 Make sure it's good enough for our kids. 76 00:02:53,569 --> 00:02:55,863 - And if it's not? 77 00:02:55,905 --> 00:02:58,991 - Well, I'm going to fight for them. 78 00:02:59,784 --> 00:03:02,912 Even if it means standing up to you know who. 79 00:03:02,953 --> 00:03:04,747 - Jade? - Where?! 80 00:03:05,748 --> 00:03:07,583 I mean, where? Pfft. 81 00:03:07,625 --> 00:03:10,419 I mean, I'll be fine. 82 00:03:10,461 --> 00:03:14,590 - Yeah, because I'm going with you, to Douglas. 83 00:03:14,632 --> 00:03:16,342 I want to make sure they actually fix things 84 00:03:16,384 --> 00:03:18,094 before they send us back. 85 00:03:18,135 --> 00:03:20,971 - DeVante, you've got class. - I'm walking to your car now. 86 00:03:21,013 --> 00:03:23,516 - Ooh, shotgun. I mean, I'm driving. 87 00:03:23,557 --> 00:03:26,727 I mean, can I drive? Is that okay? 88 00:03:26,769 --> 00:03:30,106 - Hey, Jamie. How are you holding up? 89 00:03:30,147 --> 00:03:31,440 - I'm hanging in there. 90 00:03:31,482 --> 00:03:32,942 - What the hell? I'm not dead. 91 00:03:32,983 --> 00:03:34,568 - No, but you're leaving. 92 00:03:34,610 --> 00:03:36,195 What am I supposed to do? 93 00:03:36,237 --> 00:03:37,780 Text you? Call you? 94 00:03:37,822 --> 00:03:39,824 Hang out after school and on the weekends 95 00:03:39,865 --> 00:03:42,785 because we're kids and we have no obligations? 96 00:03:42,827 --> 00:03:45,955 - Yeah. And I'm still here for another six weeks. 97 00:03:45,996 --> 00:03:47,248 - Come on, there's got to be a way 98 00:03:47,289 --> 00:03:48,332 you can stay at Bayside. 99 00:03:48,374 --> 00:03:50,626 What if you move to the Palisades? 100 00:03:50,668 --> 00:03:52,545 There's a house for sale in my neighborhood. 101 00:03:52,586 --> 00:03:54,463 The floorplan is kind of claustrophobic, 102 00:03:54,505 --> 00:03:56,090 but I know a great contractor. 103 00:03:56,132 --> 00:03:57,383 - I can't afford a house. 104 00:03:57,425 --> 00:03:58,968 I can't afford Spotify without commercials. 105 00:03:59,009 --> 00:04:01,971 - Well, what if you just say live at my house? 106 00:04:02,012 --> 00:04:03,389 - No, that's illegal. 107 00:04:03,431 --> 00:04:05,683 Please just chill. - I can't chill. 108 00:04:05,725 --> 00:04:09,645 My resting body temp is 102. I'm like a Labrador. 109 00:04:10,855 --> 00:04:13,858 I go to class but I will miss you. 110 00:04:18,738 --> 00:04:21,365 - Bro, I cannot with Jamie. Why is everybody tripping? 111 00:04:21,407 --> 00:04:23,492 It's not that big of a deal. - It isn't? 112 00:04:23,534 --> 00:04:25,536 'Cause last time I checked, you love it here. 113 00:04:25,578 --> 00:04:27,329 You're the quarterback of the football team, 114 00:04:27,371 --> 00:04:28,831 and you're so popular, 115 00:04:28,873 --> 00:04:30,207 the Bayside "Bugle" has a weekly feature called, 116 00:04:30,249 --> 00:04:32,418 "Aisha, she's just like us." 117 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:33,669 - Okay, obviously, I'd rather stay, 118 00:04:33,711 --> 00:04:35,004 but it's out of our hands. 119 00:04:35,046 --> 00:04:36,881 They sent us here, and now they're sending us back. 120 00:04:36,922 --> 00:04:38,674 - Oh, that's a helpful attitude. 121 00:04:38,716 --> 00:04:39,925 Let's just all give up, kick back, 122 00:04:39,967 --> 00:04:41,677 and light a fat doobie in Toddman's office. 123 00:04:41,719 --> 00:04:43,929 Who cares? - No, Daisy, don't give up. 124 00:04:43,971 --> 00:04:46,265 If you smoke a fat doobie in Toddman's office, 125 00:04:46,307 --> 00:04:47,641 you'll be expelled. 126 00:04:47,683 --> 00:04:49,060 Also, that's a really uncool way to describe 127 00:04:49,101 --> 00:04:50,352 that [indistinct] herb. 128 00:04:50,394 --> 00:04:52,813 - I'm not giving up. It was a joke. 129 00:04:52,855 --> 00:04:54,732 - Oh, okay. 130 00:04:54,774 --> 00:04:57,568 Awesome, cool and don't care either way. 131 00:04:59,153 --> 00:05:01,655 - Anyway, I'm off to City Hall. Ever heard of 132 00:05:01,697 --> 00:05:03,532 the William's Uniform Complaint Procedures form 133 00:05:03,574 --> 00:05:06,035 for educational code section 35186? 134 00:05:06,077 --> 00:05:07,328 - Would you believe no? 135 00:05:07,370 --> 00:05:09,121 - Well, it's our golden ticket out of this mess. 136 00:05:09,163 --> 00:05:11,374 According to Roberta at the California Department 137 00:05:11,415 --> 00:05:13,125 of Education, if you file this form 138 00:05:13,167 --> 00:05:15,294 within 60 days of a charter application approval, 139 00:05:15,336 --> 00:05:17,880 it triggers an investigation of the said institution. 140 00:05:17,922 --> 00:05:19,882 - I know this is really important, but I'm so bored. 141 00:05:19,924 --> 00:05:21,300 - I thought the 60 days had passed, 142 00:05:21,342 --> 00:05:23,427 but turns out today is the last day. 143 00:05:23,469 --> 00:05:26,555 - Whoa, that's spooky. - Not spooky. 144 00:05:26,597 --> 00:05:28,224 I lit hella candles at church this weekend. 145 00:05:28,265 --> 00:05:30,059 - Makes sense. - All I have to do is get down 146 00:05:30,101 --> 00:05:32,603 to City Hall and file this bad boy by 3:00 p.m., 147 00:05:32,645 --> 00:05:35,940 and Douglas 2.0 becomes Douglas two point no. 148 00:05:36,482 --> 00:05:37,983 - Did you just think of that? - No. 149 00:05:38,025 --> 00:05:40,903 I thought of it last night and wrote it down on my hand. 150 00:05:41,654 --> 00:05:43,823 - * Calories don't count on your birthday * 151 00:05:43,864 --> 00:05:46,075 Ohh--uhh! 152 00:05:46,117 --> 00:05:49,412 OH...no! 153 00:05:49,453 --> 00:05:51,497 - That was undeniably hilarious. 154 00:05:51,539 --> 00:05:53,332 - I know, and I hate Spencer. 155 00:05:53,374 --> 00:05:55,668 But nothing seems funny anymore. 156 00:05:55,710 --> 00:05:57,753 - Right? I've been in an Uptown Funk 157 00:05:57,795 --> 00:05:59,922 ever since I found out Daisy and everybody's leaving. 158 00:05:59,964 --> 00:06:02,717 But why? Nothing bad is happening to me. 159 00:06:02,758 --> 00:06:05,469 - It's called empathy, Mac. I have it too now. 160 00:06:05,511 --> 00:06:06,887 - Empathy. Did I get it from you? 161 00:06:06,929 --> 00:06:09,140 Did we... I mean I would. 162 00:06:09,181 --> 00:06:10,933 - Yeah, of course, anytime, anywhere, but no. 163 00:06:10,975 --> 00:06:13,269 I think it's because when you spend time with people 164 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:14,687 who are different from you, 165 00:06:14,729 --> 00:06:16,230 you start to see the world through their eyes. 166 00:06:16,272 --> 00:06:18,858 And once you opened your heart, you can't close it again. 167 00:06:18,899 --> 00:06:22,611 - Like a Capri Sun or Yoo-hoo. No, those have caps. 168 00:06:22,653 --> 00:06:24,613 Like a Capri Sun. - Yes. 169 00:06:24,655 --> 00:06:26,657 And much like that metaphor, it sucks. 170 00:06:26,699 --> 00:06:27,950 We're going to keep feeling like this 171 00:06:27,992 --> 00:06:29,368 unless we do something to help. 172 00:06:29,410 --> 00:06:30,911 - Can anyone help me? 173 00:06:30,953 --> 00:06:32,413 - You're like the world's worst person. 174 00:06:32,455 --> 00:06:33,831 - No, bro, shut up! 175 00:06:35,374 --> 00:06:38,419 - Santa Monica freeway--more like Santa Monica parking lot. 176 00:06:38,461 --> 00:06:40,463 [chuckles] 177 00:06:40,504 --> 00:06:43,549 [rock music on radio] 178 00:06:43,591 --> 00:06:45,509 Well, at least if you're at Douglas, 179 00:06:45,551 --> 00:06:48,012 you won't have to sit in this every day. 180 00:06:48,054 --> 00:06:50,222 - That's true. I mean, on one hand, 181 00:06:50,264 --> 00:06:51,766 I'm being forced to leave all of my new friends 182 00:06:51,807 --> 00:06:53,976 in the school where I was really starting to thrive. 183 00:06:54,018 --> 00:06:57,646 But on the other, I will be avoiding some traffic. 184 00:07:00,358 --> 00:07:01,734 - Hey, you hungry? 185 00:07:01,776 --> 00:07:03,944 We could stop at McDonald's, get a Fillet-O-Fish. 186 00:07:03,986 --> 00:07:05,446 - Nah. - Do you not like 187 00:07:05,488 --> 00:07:06,947 Fillet-O-Fish? 188 00:07:06,989 --> 00:07:10,076 Because I have a buy-one-get-one coupon 189 00:07:10,117 --> 00:07:11,410 for Fillet-O-Fish. 190 00:07:11,452 --> 00:07:12,995 If you'd rather have a burger, 191 00:07:13,037 --> 00:07:15,831 well, then you can just put some ketchup on it. 192 00:07:15,873 --> 00:07:17,458 Tastes almost the same. 193 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:19,752 - Did you mean what you said? 194 00:07:19,794 --> 00:07:22,004 That you'll fight for us? 195 00:07:22,046 --> 00:07:23,923 - Of course. 196 00:07:23,964 --> 00:07:26,175 Look, when you kids came to Bayside, 197 00:07:26,217 --> 00:07:28,344 you became my students. 198 00:07:28,386 --> 00:07:30,221 It's my job to fight for you. 199 00:07:30,262 --> 00:07:32,848 - [laughs] Sure. - What? 200 00:07:32,890 --> 00:07:34,266 - I mean, you didn't. 201 00:07:34,308 --> 00:07:36,018 When Taylor's mom was trying to get me expelled, 202 00:07:36,060 --> 00:07:38,145 you were all like, "Okay, okay, let's put a pin 203 00:07:38,187 --> 00:07:39,855 in this and circle back in the morning." 204 00:07:39,897 --> 00:07:43,693 - That...is...uncanny. 205 00:07:43,734 --> 00:07:45,403 You are an excellent impressionist. 206 00:07:45,444 --> 00:07:46,904 Can you do Jessie? 207 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,703 I did not do enough to protect you. 208 00:07:53,744 --> 00:07:56,622 And I am sorry, but I am telling you, 209 00:07:56,664 --> 00:07:58,791 if it's bad when we get there, 210 00:07:58,833 --> 00:08:00,543 I am not going to roll over. 211 00:08:00,584 --> 00:08:04,588 I'm gonna fight. You have my word. 212 00:08:09,593 --> 00:08:12,847 [construction noises] 213 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:18,853 - It looks...nice. 214 00:08:18,894 --> 00:08:21,272 - I know, right? - Jade. 215 00:08:21,313 --> 00:08:25,234 - Hello, Ron, DeVante. What a pleasant surprise. 216 00:08:25,276 --> 00:08:29,071 Let me show you around, Douglas 2.0. 217 00:08:35,119 --> 00:08:37,121 - Hello, I need to submit the Williams Uniform Complaint 218 00:08:37,163 --> 00:08:41,167 Procedures form for educational code section 35186. 219 00:08:43,335 --> 00:08:47,131 - Everything seems to be an order here. 220 00:08:53,471 --> 00:08:55,639 - Wow. So that's it. This makes it official. 221 00:08:55,681 --> 00:08:56,974 - I don't work here. 222 00:08:57,016 --> 00:08:58,601 I'm just a pervert with a stamp fetish. 223 00:08:58,642 --> 00:09:00,853 You got to get line over there. 224 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:04,690 - There's no way I'm getting to the front of the line in time. 225 00:09:04,732 --> 00:09:06,150 - No, there's no way 226 00:09:06,192 --> 00:09:08,819 we're getting to the front of the line in time. 227 00:09:09,862 --> 00:09:11,364 - He means we're here to help. 228 00:09:15,242 --> 00:09:16,994 - So why are we here? What's the plan? 229 00:09:17,036 --> 00:09:18,496 - I don't know guys, it sounds hard. 230 00:09:18,537 --> 00:09:21,415 Maybe we should give up. - I haven't said the plan yet. 231 00:09:21,457 --> 00:09:23,459 Okay, this place closes at 3:00 p.m. 232 00:09:23,501 --> 00:09:25,294 The only way we're going to make it up there in time 233 00:09:25,336 --> 00:09:26,837 is if we can convince all these people 234 00:09:26,879 --> 00:09:28,005 to let us go ahead of them. 235 00:09:28,047 --> 00:09:30,591 - I'm amazing at cutting in line. 236 00:09:30,633 --> 00:09:33,094 Step aside, Daisy, I got this. 237 00:09:34,178 --> 00:09:37,264 And that is how it's done. 238 00:09:40,476 --> 00:09:42,395 Whoa, blast from the past. 239 00:09:42,436 --> 00:09:45,773 I haven't seen you since...Arizona State! 240 00:09:45,815 --> 00:09:47,358 Dave, right? Have you done 241 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,026 something different with your face or body? 242 00:09:49,068 --> 00:09:51,195 - My name is Kevin. Do I know you? 243 00:09:51,237 --> 00:09:52,697 - Oh, no, remember? That was our little 244 00:09:52,738 --> 00:09:55,950 inside joke...yeah, 'cause I actually called you Dave 245 00:09:55,991 --> 00:09:57,702 at that party. 246 00:09:57,743 --> 00:09:59,203 Whose party was it? 247 00:09:59,245 --> 00:10:01,205 It was like that guy was always drinking 248 00:10:01,247 --> 00:10:03,666 all those beers at Arizona State with us. 249 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:06,961 - Oh, yeah. You mean Ricky? - Yes. How's he doing? 250 00:10:07,002 --> 00:10:09,922 - You know, married, three kids, divorced, 251 00:10:09,964 --> 00:10:11,882 three more kids missing, the usual. 252 00:10:11,924 --> 00:10:14,260 What about you? Tell me everything. 253 00:10:15,594 --> 00:10:17,888 - Excuse me, would you be willing to let us cut you 254 00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:20,182 in line in exchange for a pair of U2 tickets? 255 00:10:20,224 --> 00:10:21,308 - No, thank you. 256 00:10:21,350 --> 00:10:23,728 - Plus backstage passes to meet Bono. 257 00:10:23,769 --> 00:10:25,312 You know, he wrote "A Beautiful Day" 258 00:10:25,354 --> 00:10:26,772 about a day he spent with my dad. 259 00:10:26,814 --> 00:10:28,441 - The answer is still no. 260 00:10:29,775 --> 00:10:31,569 - Would you do it for 5 bucks? 261 00:10:31,610 --> 00:10:33,070 - Ha. Deal. 262 00:10:33,112 --> 00:10:35,239 - If you had one chance to change the world-- 263 00:10:35,281 --> 00:10:37,199 - Honestly, if you just stop talking to me, 264 00:10:37,241 --> 00:10:39,243 I'll let you cut in front. 265 00:10:39,285 --> 00:10:40,536 - Okay. 266 00:10:40,578 --> 00:10:42,580 - [quietly] 'Scuse me. 267 00:10:42,621 --> 00:10:44,081 Great. 268 00:10:44,123 --> 00:10:47,168 Now we only got to do that a billion more times. 269 00:10:47,209 --> 00:10:50,254 - So there is going to be a computer lab over here, 270 00:10:50,296 --> 00:10:52,548 a meditation studio over there. 271 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:54,842 And that is the new theater. 272 00:10:54,884 --> 00:10:57,344 - Hold up, a theater? I mean pssh, it's chill. 273 00:10:57,386 --> 00:11:00,097 Right? You know, zip zap zop or whatever. 274 00:11:00,139 --> 00:11:02,516 - Got to say, this place looks great. 275 00:11:02,558 --> 00:11:05,394 - T-man, is that you? 276 00:11:05,436 --> 00:11:08,564 - D-man, you old son of a biscuit? 277 00:11:08,606 --> 00:11:12,109 I haven't seen you since Principal Con 2010. 278 00:11:12,151 --> 00:11:14,278 - The wildest weekend Omaha's ever seen. 279 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,155 You still remember the principal shake? 280 00:11:16,989 --> 00:11:18,949 - [chanting] Hey, hey, hey, 281 00:11:18,991 --> 00:11:21,118 what is going on here? 282 00:11:22,411 --> 00:11:24,497 - You got time to holler at your boy? 283 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:27,958 - DeVante, is it okay? - Sure, Mr. T, it's cool. 284 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,670 We can continue the tour. Just one second. 285 00:11:31,712 --> 00:11:32,838 And recording. 286 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,298 - Oh-- - Why don't you go ahead 287 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:36,842 and show me the squash courts? 288 00:11:45,393 --> 00:11:47,478 - I got your text. What's going on? 289 00:11:48,187 --> 00:11:50,189 - So, I thought about what you said, 290 00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,149 how I needed to be more chill. 291 00:11:52,191 --> 00:11:55,111 And I thought what better way to be chill 292 00:11:55,152 --> 00:11:59,365 than to chill together for the rest of our lives. 293 00:11:59,407 --> 00:12:02,493 - No, no, no, no. - Come on out, boys. 294 00:12:02,535 --> 00:12:03,953 [upbeat music] 295 00:12:03,994 --> 00:12:06,080 - No, boys, go back in. 296 00:12:06,122 --> 00:12:10,209 - * Aisha, you are the girl that I never had * 297 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:14,505 * And I want to get to know you better * 298 00:12:14,547 --> 00:12:19,009 * Aisha, you know I want you so bad * 299 00:12:19,051 --> 00:12:22,346 * I guess there's nothing anyone can do * 300 00:12:22,388 --> 00:12:24,640 * To keep me away from you * 301 00:12:26,392 --> 00:12:29,186 - Aisha, this has been the best month 302 00:12:29,228 --> 00:12:32,356 and a half or whatever of my life. 303 00:12:32,398 --> 00:12:34,025 Will you make me the happiest dude in homeroom 304 00:12:34,066 --> 00:12:35,693 and marry me? 305 00:12:35,735 --> 00:12:37,695 - No, this is insane. Get up. 306 00:12:37,737 --> 00:12:39,488 - It's not that insane. 307 00:12:39,530 --> 00:12:40,865 I mean, I love you. 308 00:12:40,906 --> 00:12:43,159 And if we were married, we'd have the same address 309 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,326 and you could stay at Bayside. 310 00:12:44,368 --> 00:12:46,037 I thought that's what you wanted. 311 00:12:46,078 --> 00:12:48,456 - I do, but-- - She said "I do"! 312 00:12:49,582 --> 00:12:50,583 - No, I don't. 313 00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:53,878 I'm tired of people making decisions for me. 314 00:12:53,919 --> 00:12:57,423 I didn't decide to come here, and I didn't decide to leave. 315 00:12:57,465 --> 00:12:59,550 And now you're just deciding that we should get married. 316 00:12:59,592 --> 00:13:02,303 - I know this is crazy, but we have to do something. 317 00:13:02,344 --> 00:13:06,057 - No. I have to do something. 318 00:13:10,269 --> 00:13:14,023 - Was it the dance? - Oh, no Colt, 319 00:13:14,065 --> 00:13:17,276 you guys were flawless, really. 320 00:13:19,779 --> 00:13:21,614 - I'm done being chill. I'm ready to fight. 321 00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:23,657 - Oh, just don't hit the face. - No. 322 00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:26,077 I mean, I don't want to get sent back to Douglas. 323 00:13:26,118 --> 00:13:27,244 - Well, I don't want that either. 324 00:13:27,286 --> 00:13:28,829 You're my star quarterback. 325 00:13:28,871 --> 00:13:30,748 - Well, there has to be something that you can do. 326 00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:35,086 What about an athletic transfer or a popularity scholarship? 327 00:13:35,127 --> 00:13:37,421 I mean, everybody do love Aisha. 328 00:13:37,463 --> 00:13:40,132 - They do, and I thought about an athletic transfer, 329 00:13:40,174 --> 00:13:42,635 but problem is football season's over. 330 00:13:42,676 --> 00:13:44,261 It's impossible. 331 00:13:44,303 --> 00:13:46,472 - We've been doing impossible things all season, Coach, 332 00:13:46,514 --> 00:13:49,725 and I'm not leaving this office until we have a plan. 333 00:13:49,767 --> 00:13:51,936 - Okay. 334 00:13:51,977 --> 00:13:56,065 Aisha, you know, I'm really proud of you, you come such a-- 335 00:13:56,107 --> 00:13:58,025 - Less crying more thinking. 336 00:13:58,067 --> 00:13:59,610 - You got it. 337 00:14:00,403 --> 00:14:02,863 - We made it, and with one whole minute to spare. 338 00:14:02,905 --> 00:14:04,365 - Cool. So, take a quick five? 339 00:14:04,407 --> 00:14:07,618 I'm kind of an introvert. I recharge by being alone. 340 00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:10,746 - Oh, my God, it's you, Dean from the coffee shop, right? 341 00:14:10,788 --> 00:14:12,707 - I don't know who that is or what that is. 342 00:14:12,748 --> 00:14:14,333 My name is Jean. 343 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,168 - Are you sure? You look exactly the same. 344 00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:18,546 - Am I sure I'm me and not another man? 345 00:14:18,587 --> 00:14:20,047 Yes, I'm sure. 346 00:14:20,089 --> 00:14:21,424 - Okay, we're getting sidetracked here. 347 00:14:21,465 --> 00:14:24,844 Point is, Jean, I need to file these forms. 348 00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:28,180 - It's 3:00 p.m. We closed. 349 00:14:28,222 --> 00:14:29,890 - But I was here at 2:59. 350 00:14:29,932 --> 00:14:31,600 We had already started talking. 351 00:14:31,642 --> 00:14:34,645 - The form was not in my hand. - Come on, bro. 352 00:14:34,687 --> 00:14:37,481 We just cut all these people in line just to get to you. 353 00:14:37,523 --> 00:14:39,316 - Save it, Mac, he's just using what little power he has 354 00:14:39,358 --> 00:14:41,193 for his own sick enjoyment. 355 00:14:41,235 --> 00:14:43,821 Like a flight attendant who tells jokes on the PA. 356 00:14:43,863 --> 00:14:45,406 - You think I enjoy this? 357 00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:47,616 Do you realize how many people come in here already mad at me 358 00:14:47,658 --> 00:14:49,201 before we even start our conversation? 359 00:14:49,243 --> 00:14:51,787 Then when I'm done, I got to take the bus 360 00:14:51,829 --> 00:14:53,039 all the way across town 361 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,582 to my other miserable job at the copy shop. 362 00:14:54,623 --> 00:14:56,792 - That's what I said! - No, I said coffee shop. 363 00:14:56,834 --> 00:15:00,463 All so I can make enough money to feed my family. 364 00:15:00,504 --> 00:15:04,258 - Oh, wow. I feel so much empathy for him. 365 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:07,136 - Daisy, why are you accosting this poor man? 366 00:15:07,178 --> 00:15:09,555 See the world through his eyes. 367 00:15:09,597 --> 00:15:11,682 - Stop having empathy for the wrong person. 368 00:15:11,724 --> 00:15:16,687 Sir, please, my whole future depends on this form. 369 00:15:16,729 --> 00:15:18,397 And not just my future-- 370 00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:21,359 - Listen, your whole girl changing the world routine 371 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,526 isn't going to work this time. 372 00:15:22,568 --> 00:15:23,861 - This time? I knew it was you. 373 00:15:23,903 --> 00:15:25,738 - Nope. Still not me. 374 00:15:28,908 --> 00:15:32,203 - So, you ever think about that nympho Denny's waitress 375 00:15:32,244 --> 00:15:33,746 we met back in Omaha? 376 00:15:33,788 --> 00:15:36,499 [laughter] 377 00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:39,251 - I remember her. Whoo! 378 00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:42,046 [both laughing] She actually, uh, 379 00:15:42,088 --> 00:15:43,714 became my wife. 380 00:15:43,756 --> 00:15:45,716 Listen, I have a question for you. 381 00:15:45,758 --> 00:15:49,178 How do you feel about all this new Douglas stuff? 382 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:51,263 I mean, is it really as good as it looks? 383 00:15:51,305 --> 00:15:54,683 - Is it as good as it looks? Of course not. 384 00:15:54,725 --> 00:15:58,896 But is it at least a step in the right direction? 385 00:15:58,938 --> 00:16:00,189 Also, no. 386 00:16:00,231 --> 00:16:02,942 - Wait, what? 387 00:16:02,983 --> 00:16:05,736 - Oh, you really don't know. 388 00:16:05,778 --> 00:16:08,864 Let me break it down for you, my simple white friend. 389 00:16:08,906 --> 00:16:11,033 You see all these pictures? 390 00:16:11,075 --> 00:16:14,245 About once a decade, somebody comes up with a plan 391 00:16:14,286 --> 00:16:16,080 to fix Douglas. 392 00:16:16,122 --> 00:16:17,748 Donors throw a little money at it, 393 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:19,750 or a politician gives it a new name. 394 00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:23,129 In 2008, the music teacher went on "Ellen." 395 00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:25,548 That was supposed to help. 396 00:16:25,589 --> 00:16:28,259 What it usually amounts to is a bunch of empty promises. 397 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:30,136 A pool that never opens 398 00:16:30,177 --> 00:16:32,346 or theater that's always coming soon. 399 00:16:32,388 --> 00:16:35,141 The helpers care about these kids just long enough 400 00:16:35,182 --> 00:16:37,351 to get a pat on the back and their picture taken. 401 00:16:37,393 --> 00:16:39,770 And then they stop caring. 402 00:16:39,812 --> 00:16:43,607 'Cause they already got what they really wanted. 403 00:16:43,649 --> 00:16:46,527 They're over there, and we're over here. 404 00:16:46,569 --> 00:16:49,613 And people like me are left to make up the difference 405 00:16:49,655 --> 00:16:51,782 using our paychecks to buy school supplies 406 00:16:51,824 --> 00:16:57,663 and giving each kid their own handshake so they feel special. 407 00:16:59,165 --> 00:17:02,501 - D-man, I had no idea. 408 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,587 - Now, you may be tempted 409 00:17:04,628 --> 00:17:06,213 to burden me with your guilt about this 410 00:17:06,255 --> 00:17:10,593 in hopes that I will make you feel better, but I will not. 411 00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:12,428 Tic Tac? 412 00:17:14,472 --> 00:17:16,640 - Hey, Mr. T! Free swag! 413 00:17:21,437 --> 00:17:23,397 - Oh, that was so annoying. 414 00:17:23,439 --> 00:17:25,316 - Yeah, that Uber driver would not shut up 415 00:17:25,358 --> 00:17:28,110 about how much he loves America. 416 00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:30,196 Oh, the City Hall thing sucked too. 417 00:17:30,237 --> 00:17:31,989 - It didn't just suck. You don't get it. 418 00:17:32,031 --> 00:17:33,407 It's over. 419 00:17:33,449 --> 00:17:34,992 It's nice that you feel bad, 420 00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:37,328 but in six weeks your life is going to be the exact same. 421 00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:39,413 Me and Aisha and all the other Douglas kids 422 00:17:39,455 --> 00:17:41,248 will be gone, and there's nothing we can do about it. 423 00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:43,250 - Guess who's staying at Bayside? 424 00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:45,503 How'd your thing go? - Bad. 425 00:17:45,544 --> 00:17:47,505 What do you mean you're staying at Bayside? 426 00:17:47,546 --> 00:17:49,799 - Coach Slater and I figured out a loophole. 427 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,426 He awarded me the Tiger Woods Ex-wife Scholarship 428 00:17:52,468 --> 00:17:53,636 for Faithful Female Golfers. 429 00:17:53,677 --> 00:17:55,554 All I got to do is play golf this spring, 430 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,098 not bring up anybody's marriage, 431 00:17:57,139 --> 00:17:58,391 and I can stay until I graduate. 432 00:17:58,432 --> 00:18:00,309 - What? So, you're just going to abandon me? 433 00:18:00,351 --> 00:18:03,062 - You told me to fight, so I fought. 434 00:18:03,104 --> 00:18:04,480 You can do the same thing. 435 00:18:04,522 --> 00:18:05,898 I'm sure that we can find a way for-- 436 00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:08,025 - Even if we could, what about DeVante? 437 00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:11,362 Or all the other Douglas kids getting screwed over by this? 438 00:18:11,404 --> 00:18:12,822 You know what? 439 00:18:12,863 --> 00:18:15,199 I thought I changed things around here, but I didn't. 440 00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:18,202 The only thing that happened was that this place changed us. 441 00:18:18,244 --> 00:18:20,037 It made you selfish and me a quitter. 442 00:18:20,079 --> 00:18:24,792 [both speaking Spanish] 443 00:18:25,543 --> 00:18:26,877 - Uh-oh, they're yelling in Spanish. 444 00:18:26,919 --> 00:18:29,422 - Lexi, that's racist just to assume that's Spanish. 445 00:18:29,463 --> 00:18:31,549 - I'm done. I don't want to be here 446 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:33,718 six more weeks or even six more seconds. 447 00:18:33,759 --> 00:18:36,303 I'm ending my time at Bayside. I give up. 448 00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:39,348 - Daisy! 449 00:18:44,145 --> 00:18:46,272 - She isn't here. 450 00:18:46,313 --> 00:18:47,732 - She wasn't in the library either. 451 00:18:47,773 --> 00:18:49,233 - I checked the girls' locker room. 452 00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:50,943 She wasn't in the showers, but I placed a security camera 453 00:18:50,985 --> 00:18:52,028 in case she comes back. 454 00:18:52,069 --> 00:18:54,321 It's connected to this app on my phone. 455 00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,618 - Jesus Christ! [phone clatters] 456 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,787 - We need to find her. 457 00:19:01,829 --> 00:19:03,456 It sounded like she's going to do something really bad. 458 00:19:03,497 --> 00:19:04,749 - Hey, Aisha. 459 00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:06,000 - I can't talk about us right now. 460 00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:07,376 - No, no, no, it's Daisy. 461 00:19:07,418 --> 00:19:10,504 I just saw her running to Toddman's office crying. 462 00:19:12,506 --> 00:19:14,467 - Is that [indistinct] herb? 463 00:19:14,508 --> 00:19:17,470 Oh, my God, are you trying to get expelled? 464 00:19:17,511 --> 00:19:19,513 - Don't come any closer or I'll do it. 465 00:19:28,064 --> 00:19:29,732 - Hey, I have a question. 466 00:19:29,774 --> 00:19:31,609 - Well, there are no stupid questions. 467 00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:33,944 Only stupid askers. 468 00:19:35,529 --> 00:19:38,407 - This feels like it's moving really fast. 469 00:19:38,449 --> 00:19:40,659 Should we maybe just take a beat 470 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,453 and have a larger conversation 471 00:19:42,495 --> 00:19:44,830 about what's best for the kids long-term? 472 00:19:44,872 --> 00:19:46,832 - Uh-oh. I cut through the red tape 473 00:19:46,874 --> 00:19:48,501 and got something done too quickly? 474 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:51,712 Call the police! Just kidding, they all know me. 475 00:19:51,754 --> 00:19:55,674 - It's just... we can't mess this up. 476 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,551 Kids' futures are at stake. 477 00:19:57,593 --> 00:19:58,844 - Oh, I agree. 478 00:19:58,886 --> 00:20:00,888 But you are the Principal of Bayside, 479 00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:03,849 so you should probably focus on their futures. 480 00:20:03,891 --> 00:20:06,727 Unless you don't want that to be your job anymore. 481 00:20:07,603 --> 00:20:10,690 - Oh, okay, okay. 482 00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:13,234 Maybe we should just put a pin in this and circle... 483 00:20:13,275 --> 00:20:16,404 back in the...morning. 484 00:20:21,659 --> 00:20:23,994 You are a greasy witch. 485 00:20:24,036 --> 00:20:26,372 - Excuse me? - You heard me! 486 00:20:26,414 --> 00:20:28,999 You don't give a damn about Douglas or any of the kids 487 00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:31,711 you're kicking out of Bayside. You just want them gone. 488 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:34,964 Y-you greasy witch! God damn it. 489 00:20:35,005 --> 00:20:36,257 I can't think of another insult. 490 00:20:36,298 --> 00:20:37,758 I'm so mad! 491 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,343 I should have said this back 492 00:20:39,385 --> 00:20:41,512 when you and your terrible son tried to get DeVante expelled. 493 00:20:41,554 --> 00:20:42,763 But you know what? 494 00:20:42,805 --> 00:20:45,307 I'm saying it right now. You want to do this, 495 00:20:45,349 --> 00:20:47,393 you're going to have to get through me first. 496 00:20:47,435 --> 00:20:48,978 Because so help me God, 497 00:20:49,019 --> 00:20:52,565 I will not let you hurt him or any of my kids ever again, 498 00:20:52,606 --> 00:20:55,735 you greasy witch--damn it. 499 00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:58,112 Oh, what's another word-- - Okay, it's time to go. 500 00:20:58,154 --> 00:20:59,739 Time to go. 501 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,574 You all right Mr. T? 502 00:21:01,615 --> 00:21:03,325 - So, you're just going to rile up a white lady 503 00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:04,410 and leave me here with her? 504 00:21:04,452 --> 00:21:06,912 - I was unhinged back there. 505 00:21:06,954 --> 00:21:09,248 I screamed in a woman's face. 506 00:21:09,290 --> 00:21:10,916 And for what? 507 00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:13,085 They're still going to send you back to that terrible school, 508 00:21:13,127 --> 00:21:15,755 and I probably just lost my job. 509 00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,757 Why would I do that? 510 00:21:19,258 --> 00:21:20,968 - For me. 511 00:21:23,763 --> 00:21:27,099 I think someone just earned himself a Fillet-O-Fish. 512 00:21:30,478 --> 00:21:32,146 [brakes screech] All right now, 513 00:21:32,188 --> 00:21:34,106 you're going a little fast. 514 00:21:34,148 --> 00:21:36,776 - I'll do it. I want to get expelled. 515 00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:37,777 - Where'd you even get that? 516 00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:38,944 - There's a pop-up dispenser 517 00:21:38,986 --> 00:21:40,821 in the parking lot of The Max. 518 00:21:40,863 --> 00:21:42,656 - Daisy. I know that you're mad at me, 519 00:21:42,698 --> 00:21:44,116 but don't throw away your future. 520 00:21:44,158 --> 00:21:46,118 - I'm not mad. I'm done. 521 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,537 I put everything I could into changing this place 522 00:21:48,579 --> 00:21:49,955 to make it better, and I failed. 523 00:21:49,997 --> 00:21:53,084 I can't change Bayside. I can't change the world. 524 00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:55,086 I can't even change my own ringtone. 525 00:21:55,127 --> 00:21:57,546 It's "Mr. Bombastic." 526 00:21:57,588 --> 00:21:59,382 - Of course, you've changed Bayside. 527 00:21:59,423 --> 00:22:01,050 I mean, you've changed me. 528 00:22:01,092 --> 00:22:03,844 I just spent my whole day at the White House helping you. 529 00:22:03,886 --> 00:22:05,971 - Three months ago, I didn't even know what helping was. 530 00:22:06,013 --> 00:22:08,974 - We talked about paperwork. I waited in a line. 531 00:22:09,016 --> 00:22:10,476 - Daisy, I rode in an Uber X. 532 00:22:10,518 --> 00:22:13,062 We are not the same people we were when you got here. 533 00:22:13,104 --> 00:22:15,981 - And plus, you helped save DeVante from getting expelled. 534 00:22:16,023 --> 00:22:17,900 And I never would have won that talent show 535 00:22:17,942 --> 00:22:19,944 without you backing me on the upright base. 536 00:22:19,985 --> 00:22:21,654 - And you fought for the Douglas kids 537 00:22:21,696 --> 00:22:23,155 when no one else was. 538 00:22:23,197 --> 00:22:24,990 - And this fight's not over because now 539 00:22:25,032 --> 00:22:28,494 we're the type of people who want to fight with you. 540 00:22:28,536 --> 00:22:30,538 - Yes. - That's right. 541 00:22:30,579 --> 00:22:33,207 - Thanks, I needed that. 542 00:22:35,543 --> 00:22:37,211 And you're right. 543 00:22:37,253 --> 00:22:38,629 The only way we're going to win this 544 00:22:38,671 --> 00:22:40,172 is if we do it together. 545 00:22:40,214 --> 00:22:42,466 - Come here. - I'm so proud of you. 546 00:22:42,508 --> 00:22:44,176 - Oh, I love you guys. 547 00:22:51,767 --> 00:22:55,104 - Hey, Aisha, can we talk about 548 00:22:55,146 --> 00:22:57,648 that sort of insane thing I did earlier? 549 00:22:58,607 --> 00:23:03,154 - No need. I'm perfectly happy pretending that never happened. 550 00:23:03,195 --> 00:23:04,947 - Listen, you know, I love pretending. 551 00:23:04,989 --> 00:23:06,157 I mean, right before you got here, 552 00:23:06,198 --> 00:23:07,783 I was pretending this mechanical pencil 553 00:23:07,825 --> 00:23:10,327 was a big scary needle. 554 00:23:10,369 --> 00:23:12,038 Aah! 555 00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:19,837 Look, I don't want to pretend in our relationship. 556 00:23:19,879 --> 00:23:21,839 I want to be real. 557 00:23:23,299 --> 00:23:25,051 - Okay. 558 00:23:25,092 --> 00:23:28,637 - I've done a pretty bad job of listening to you all day, 559 00:23:28,679 --> 00:23:30,556 but I am finally paying attention. 560 00:23:30,598 --> 00:23:33,225 For example, I can tell that 561 00:23:33,267 --> 00:23:36,228 you don't want to be having this conversation right now. 562 00:23:36,270 --> 00:23:39,857 And I also noticed that you don't mind the idea 563 00:23:39,899 --> 00:23:42,485 of not seeing me every day. 564 00:23:42,526 --> 00:23:46,864 And I noticed that you cringed when I said the word love. 565 00:23:46,906 --> 00:23:52,578 But I can't help how I feel. I do love you. 566 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:54,663 - Okay, sorry. I did just cringe, 567 00:23:54,705 --> 00:23:59,001 but I really like you, and I'm having fun. 568 00:23:59,043 --> 00:24:00,503 - I know. 569 00:24:00,544 --> 00:24:03,339 But when someone doesn't feel the same way about you 570 00:24:03,381 --> 00:24:06,050 that you feel about them, it's not a good fun. 571 00:24:06,092 --> 00:24:09,804 It's a sad fun, like a...cruise. 572 00:24:12,223 --> 00:24:15,976 - Man, this is over, isn't it? 573 00:24:17,395 --> 00:24:20,690 - Yeah, I think it might be. 574 00:24:30,908 --> 00:24:32,952 - Can I grab your butt one more time? 575 00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:35,329 - Yes. Thank you for asking. 576 00:24:35,371 --> 00:24:38,332 [soft music] 577 00:24:38,374 --> 00:24:45,339 * *