1 00:00:07,987 --> 00:00:09,905 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:09,947 --> 00:00:11,157 - [grunts] 3 00:00:11,198 --> 00:00:12,575 - Hey, Lexi, think fast! 4 00:00:12,616 --> 00:00:14,243 - Jamie, you have to say "think fast" 5 00:00:14,285 --> 00:00:15,745 before you throw it. 6 00:00:15,786 --> 00:00:16,871 - Sorry. 7 00:00:16,912 --> 00:00:18,497 I always get the order wrong. 8 00:00:18,539 --> 00:00:19,957 Are you ready for my party Saturday night? 9 00:00:19,999 --> 00:00:21,042 - Oh, yeah. 10 00:00:21,083 --> 00:00:22,334 As an early birthday present, 11 00:00:22,376 --> 00:00:25,254 I got DJ Khaled's baby to make you a playlist. 12 00:00:25,296 --> 00:00:27,798 It's okay. - [chuckles] 13 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:29,216 Hey, fast, think Aisha! 14 00:00:30,134 --> 00:00:31,719 I did it wrong again. 15 00:00:31,761 --> 00:00:34,221 - [laughs softly] 16 00:00:34,263 --> 00:00:37,183 [melancholy music] 17 00:00:37,224 --> 00:00:40,936 * * 18 00:00:40,978 --> 00:00:42,938 - So how are you doing with... 19 00:00:42,980 --> 00:00:44,315 - Please stop. 20 00:00:44,357 --> 00:00:46,776 I don't care about Jamie and Aisha. 21 00:00:46,817 --> 00:00:48,110 - But you like him. 22 00:00:48,152 --> 00:00:50,154 I mean, it's okay to have feelings about-- 23 00:00:50,196 --> 00:00:51,906 - The only reason I like Jamie 24 00:00:51,947 --> 00:00:54,617 is because we would've been the ultimate power couple. 25 00:00:54,658 --> 00:00:56,869 The brain naturally wants popular, hot people 26 00:00:56,911 --> 00:00:58,746 to be together and rule over society. 27 00:00:58,788 --> 00:01:00,790 That's why it's annoying when beautiful actresses 28 00:01:00,831 --> 00:01:01,999 date "SNL" writers. 29 00:01:02,041 --> 00:01:05,503 - So you're good? - Of course. 30 00:01:05,544 --> 00:01:08,589 I wish Jamie and Aisha all the luck in the world. 31 00:01:08,631 --> 00:01:10,841 - Cool. - Goodbye. 32 00:01:12,134 --> 00:01:14,303 Have a wonderful day. 33 00:01:15,930 --> 00:01:17,973 - I am PO'd as F. 34 00:01:18,015 --> 00:01:19,266 Jamie promised me his extra ticket 35 00:01:19,308 --> 00:01:20,851 to see Dane Cook at Morongo, 36 00:01:20,893 --> 00:01:23,104 but apparently he's going with Aisha. 37 00:01:23,145 --> 00:01:25,481 - I'm sure you guys will work it out. 38 00:01:25,523 --> 00:01:27,233 - Huh? You're not making any sense. 39 00:01:27,274 --> 00:01:28,901 - Oh, sorry, I'm still in character 40 00:01:28,943 --> 00:01:30,611 from another conversation. 41 00:01:30,653 --> 00:01:32,071 How's this? 42 00:01:32,113 --> 00:01:33,614 Jamie has no right to rob you 43 00:01:33,656 --> 00:01:35,032 of seeing your favorite comedian 44 00:01:35,074 --> 00:01:37,493 at your favorite casino on the way to Palm Springs. 45 00:01:37,535 --> 00:01:38,661 - Thank you. - Yeah. 46 00:01:38,703 --> 00:01:39,995 - You know what we have to do, right? 47 00:01:40,037 --> 00:01:42,456 - Break up Jamie and Aisha. 48 00:01:42,498 --> 00:01:44,250 - Oh, I was gonna say buy two tickets and go with them, 49 00:01:44,291 --> 00:01:45,543 but let's do your thing. 50 00:01:45,584 --> 00:01:47,461 [school bell rings] 51 00:01:47,503 --> 00:01:48,838 - * When I wake up in the mornin' * 52 00:01:48,879 --> 00:01:50,631 * Alarm gives out a warnin' * 53 00:01:50,673 --> 00:01:52,508 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 54 00:01:52,550 --> 00:01:53,926 [school bell ringing] 55 00:01:53,968 --> 00:01:55,136 * By the time I grab my books * 56 00:01:55,177 --> 00:01:56,470 * And I give myself a look * 57 00:01:56,512 --> 00:01:59,974 * I'm at the corner just in time * 58 00:02:00,015 --> 00:02:02,435 * It's all right, it's all right * 59 00:02:02,476 --> 00:02:04,395 * Saved by the bell, it's all right * 60 00:02:04,437 --> 00:02:07,023 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 61 00:02:07,064 --> 00:02:09,525 * It's all right * 62 00:02:09,567 --> 00:02:13,571 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 63 00:02:13,612 --> 00:02:15,573 [school bell ringing] 64 00:02:15,614 --> 00:02:17,450 - Uh, morning, Slater. 65 00:02:17,491 --> 00:02:18,868 Just a couple of school-related items 66 00:02:18,909 --> 00:02:20,202 I wanted to run by you. 67 00:02:20,244 --> 00:02:21,746 The pool is closed for cleaning. 68 00:02:21,787 --> 00:02:24,373 We have parent-teacher conferences now on Wednesday. 69 00:02:24,415 --> 00:02:26,208 Also, you have a mandatory double date 70 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:27,710 with me and two fly honeys at 71 00:02:27,752 --> 00:02:30,212 Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville on Saturday night, 72 00:02:30,254 --> 00:02:32,048 and oh, the new volleyball mats came in. 73 00:02:32,089 --> 00:02:34,383 And I think--yup, that's it. Thanks a million. 74 00:02:34,425 --> 00:02:36,135 - Nice try. - Please? 75 00:02:36,177 --> 00:02:37,720 - No way. - Listen, my date won't go 76 00:02:37,762 --> 00:02:39,638 unless I bring someone for her friend. 77 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,057 - So ask somebody else. - No, no. 78 00:02:41,098 --> 00:02:43,434 Listen, listen, listen. 79 00:02:43,476 --> 00:02:45,728 It can only be you. 80 00:02:45,770 --> 00:02:48,481 You see, they think one of us is you and one of us is me, 81 00:02:48,522 --> 00:02:51,567 but you're the one they think is me. 82 00:02:51,609 --> 00:02:53,944 - And where would they get that idea? 83 00:02:53,986 --> 00:02:55,863 - I don't know. 84 00:02:55,905 --> 00:02:58,240 My dating profile pic is a group shot, 85 00:02:58,282 --> 00:03:00,201 and you're kind of in it, but... 86 00:03:00,242 --> 00:03:02,078 - This is a picture of only me. 87 00:03:02,119 --> 00:03:05,581 - My arm is in it. Therefore, it's not catfishing. 88 00:03:05,623 --> 00:03:07,875 - Yeah, the liquid's supposed to look purple. 89 00:03:07,917 --> 00:03:10,419 - I'm so excited for Jamie's birthday. 90 00:03:10,461 --> 00:03:12,380 I've never been to a rich kid party before. 91 00:03:12,421 --> 00:03:14,924 - Uh, Jamie's not really a rich kid. 92 00:03:14,965 --> 00:03:18,094 - Um, I once saw him Postmate a churro from Disneyland. 93 00:03:18,135 --> 00:03:20,221 Your boy rich. 94 00:03:20,262 --> 00:03:22,598 Do you think the party is gonna be like "Euphoria", 95 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:24,642 all emo and smoke-filled, 96 00:03:24,683 --> 00:03:27,478 and everyone's, like, damaged, but in a sexy way? 97 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,355 - Since when do you watch "Euphoria?" 98 00:03:29,397 --> 00:03:31,148 - Since I started my extensive research project 99 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:32,608 on how to have fun. - Mm. 100 00:03:32,650 --> 00:03:34,235 - I'm using our first Bayside party 101 00:03:34,276 --> 00:03:36,195 as an opportunity to rebrand myself 102 00:03:36,237 --> 00:03:37,530 from a social perspective. 103 00:03:37,571 --> 00:03:38,948 Exciting, huh? 104 00:03:38,989 --> 00:03:40,533 - Not the way you say it. 105 00:03:40,574 --> 00:03:42,618 - No, I'm actually gonna party this time, 106 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:43,994 not just stand in the corner 107 00:03:44,036 --> 00:03:45,621 or try to make friends with the dog. 108 00:03:45,663 --> 00:03:47,707 - Wow, you really are rebranding yourself 109 00:03:47,748 --> 00:03:49,125 from a social perspective. 110 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:50,626 - So can your dad drive us? 111 00:03:50,668 --> 00:03:52,753 - Uh, I'm obviously gonna be dressed like a stripper. 112 00:03:52,795 --> 00:03:55,089 - Oh. - We need a non-parental ride. 113 00:03:57,174 --> 00:03:59,009 Hey, DeVante! 114 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,430 - My clothes are going to burn off my body. 115 00:04:02,471 --> 00:04:05,307 - Chill, bro, it's not an acid. It's a base. 116 00:04:05,349 --> 00:04:07,101 - Ooh. - What's up? 117 00:04:07,143 --> 00:04:09,145 - Can you drive us to Jamie's party this Saturday? 118 00:04:09,186 --> 00:04:10,688 - No. 119 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:13,107 - I'll give you 30 bucks and the login to my Netflix. 120 00:04:13,149 --> 00:04:14,191 - Deal. 121 00:04:14,233 --> 00:04:17,028 - Yes, he'll take us. Ooh. 122 00:04:17,069 --> 00:04:20,197 - I'm sorry, but could you have been wrong about the acid? 123 00:04:20,239 --> 00:04:22,533 - Yeah, could have been. 124 00:04:22,575 --> 00:04:24,410 - All we have to do is make Jamie think 125 00:04:24,452 --> 00:04:26,579 that his beloved dog hates Aisha. 126 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:29,331 I cut up hot dogs. You put them in Aisha's pants. 127 00:04:29,373 --> 00:04:32,001 The dog bites her crotch, Jamie dumps her. 128 00:04:32,043 --> 00:04:33,335 See figure A. 129 00:04:33,377 --> 00:04:36,756 * * 130 00:04:38,466 --> 00:04:40,801 - Your plan is bad. 131 00:04:40,843 --> 00:04:42,553 Here's what we're gonna do. 132 00:04:45,139 --> 00:04:46,891 Using psychological warfare, 133 00:04:46,932 --> 00:04:48,559 we will prey upon Jamie and Aisha's 134 00:04:48,601 --> 00:04:50,186 individual weaknesses 135 00:04:50,227 --> 00:04:53,814 to drive a wedge between them and destroy their relationship. 136 00:04:53,856 --> 00:04:55,441 Step one. 137 00:04:55,483 --> 00:04:58,527 We make Aisha think that all of Jamie's hot ex-girlfriends 138 00:04:58,569 --> 00:05:01,697 have sent him romantic birthday gifts. 139 00:05:01,739 --> 00:05:04,158 Aisha, competitive by nature, 140 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:07,661 feels the first pangs of jealousy. 141 00:05:07,703 --> 00:05:09,413 Step two. 142 00:05:09,455 --> 00:05:12,249 We exploit Aisha's deepest insecurity. 143 00:05:12,291 --> 00:05:14,710 Prior to the party, I will break into her home 144 00:05:14,752 --> 00:05:16,754 and replace her heels with an identical pair 145 00:05:16,796 --> 00:05:18,714 two sizes too small. 146 00:05:18,756 --> 00:05:21,050 - The Grinch Maneuver. Genius. 147 00:05:21,092 --> 00:05:23,719 - Step three, Jamie's Swedish model ex-girlfriend 148 00:05:23,761 --> 00:05:25,513 suddenly pops out of a cake, 149 00:05:25,554 --> 00:05:27,848 her tiny little feet on full display. 150 00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:29,100 - You sure are putting a lot of eggs 151 00:05:29,141 --> 00:05:31,060 into the "insecure about her feet" basket. 152 00:05:31,102 --> 00:05:33,437 - Shut up, okay? There's 97 more steps. 153 00:05:33,479 --> 00:05:35,606 - [sighs] 154 00:05:36,607 --> 00:05:37,983 - Hey. - Hey. 155 00:05:38,025 --> 00:05:40,528 - Heard Jamie's having a big party this weekend. 156 00:05:40,569 --> 00:05:43,155 - No, not a big party, just a few friends. 157 00:05:43,197 --> 00:05:45,074 - Man, remember how much fun 158 00:05:45,116 --> 00:05:47,284 high school parties used to be back in the day? 159 00:05:47,326 --> 00:05:48,577 - [chuckles] - Roll in 160 00:05:48,619 --> 00:05:50,746 rocking your most neon tank top, 161 00:05:50,788 --> 00:05:54,041 tell the DJ to hit it, then dominate the dance floor. 162 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:56,085 - Can you believe that was, like, 30 years ago? 163 00:05:56,127 --> 00:05:57,211 - No. 164 00:05:57,253 --> 00:05:59,296 There haven't been 30 NBA championships 165 00:05:59,338 --> 00:06:00,756 since high school. 166 00:06:00,798 --> 00:06:03,259 Raptors, Warriors, Warriors, Cavs, Warriors, Spurs, 167 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:05,845 Heat, Heat, Lakers five times, Bulls, Bulls, Bulls, 168 00:06:05,886 --> 00:06:07,596 Rockets, Rockets, Bulls-- damn, you're right. 169 00:06:07,638 --> 00:06:08,764 - Hmm. - But I don't feel 170 00:06:08,806 --> 00:06:10,474 30 years older. - I do. 171 00:06:10,516 --> 00:06:13,477 Last night I threw my back out rocking Jamie to sleep. 172 00:06:14,687 --> 00:06:17,023 - [clears throat] Hey, listen. 173 00:06:17,064 --> 00:06:19,775 Since René is still at his retreat, 174 00:06:19,817 --> 00:06:22,653 I could swing by your house and help you chaperone. 175 00:06:22,695 --> 00:06:24,530 - I'm not gonna be there. - What are you, nuts? 176 00:06:24,572 --> 00:06:25,740 You can't leave a bunch of kids 177 00:06:25,781 --> 00:06:27,950 unchaperoned in your nice house. 178 00:06:27,992 --> 00:06:29,493 I wouldn't leave them unchaperoned 179 00:06:29,535 --> 00:06:31,203 in my not-nice not-a-house. 180 00:06:31,245 --> 00:06:33,831 - Slater, a parent must plant the seeds of trust 181 00:06:33,873 --> 00:06:35,958 if they ever hope to one day enjoy the shade 182 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,044 of the trust tree's leafy branches. 183 00:06:38,085 --> 00:06:40,129 That's a metaphor my editor cut from my book 184 00:06:40,171 --> 00:06:41,130 'cause it was bad. 185 00:06:41,172 --> 00:06:42,715 - Well, um, since 186 00:06:42,757 --> 00:06:45,968 you gotta be out of the house anyway, um... 187 00:06:46,010 --> 00:06:49,180 I was probably gonna go to the movies or something. 188 00:06:49,221 --> 00:06:52,141 - Oh, no, sorry, I'm gonna be out of town. 189 00:06:52,183 --> 00:06:55,311 René called and asked me to come visit him in Arizona. 190 00:06:55,352 --> 00:06:57,146 - You didn't let me finish. 191 00:06:57,188 --> 00:07:00,941 I was going to the movies because I have a date. 192 00:07:01,609 --> 00:07:04,487 - Wait, you were inviting me on your date? 193 00:07:05,112 --> 00:07:07,031 - Oh, so I guess I was also on a date 194 00:07:07,073 --> 00:07:08,741 with everyone else sitting in the movie theater? 195 00:07:08,783 --> 00:07:11,160 [scoffs] Grow up, Jessie. 196 00:07:11,202 --> 00:07:13,287 * * 197 00:07:13,329 --> 00:07:17,833 - No, I am not in the market for solar paneling, Eric. 198 00:07:17,875 --> 00:07:19,752 But listen, while I have you, 199 00:07:19,794 --> 00:07:21,670 what are you doing Saturday night? 200 00:07:21,712 --> 00:07:23,756 - I'll go on your stupid double date. 201 00:07:23,798 --> 00:07:25,800 - Really? Oh, great! 202 00:07:25,841 --> 00:07:29,011 - Hey, never mind. Slot's been filled, loser. 203 00:07:29,053 --> 00:07:31,389 Why, yes, I'll hold for the survey. 204 00:07:31,430 --> 00:07:33,015 - And then the next step-- 205 00:07:33,057 --> 00:07:36,310 - Are we almost done? - Yes, step 99. 206 00:07:36,352 --> 00:07:38,020 Our plan has culminated 207 00:07:38,062 --> 00:07:41,482 in a massive un-take-back-able fight. 208 00:07:41,524 --> 00:07:42,942 - [yells] 209 00:07:42,983 --> 00:07:46,237 - Jamie retreats to his bedroom, devastated. 210 00:07:46,278 --> 00:07:49,156 Finally, step 100. 211 00:07:49,198 --> 00:07:50,616 I comfort Jamie, 212 00:07:50,658 --> 00:07:54,704 remind him of our easy friendship and shared past, 213 00:07:54,745 --> 00:07:57,915 we kiss, and Jamie's free. 214 00:07:57,957 --> 00:07:59,750 - Wait, why do you have to kiss? 215 00:07:59,792 --> 00:08:02,545 - Uh, to ensure they're really broken up. 216 00:08:02,586 --> 00:08:04,296 - Oh, that makes perfect sense. 217 00:08:04,338 --> 00:08:05,756 That's an excellent plan. 218 00:08:05,798 --> 00:08:08,050 - Thank you, I thought of it as I was saying it. 219 00:08:08,092 --> 00:08:09,552 - And it's, like, classic Lexi, 220 00:08:09,593 --> 00:08:11,011 like, the evil and diabolical plans 221 00:08:11,053 --> 00:08:12,763 you used to come up with all the time. 222 00:08:13,431 --> 00:08:14,515 - What are you talking about? 223 00:08:14,557 --> 00:08:15,391 - You know, you used to be, like, 224 00:08:15,433 --> 00:08:16,600 cool and mean, 225 00:08:16,642 --> 00:08:17,893 and then you kind of went soft. 226 00:08:17,935 --> 00:08:19,645 Like, after a rapper has a kid 227 00:08:19,687 --> 00:08:21,147 and does a family vacation movie. 228 00:08:21,188 --> 00:08:23,232 - Okay, what? I'm still cool and mean. 229 00:08:23,274 --> 00:08:25,693 I've insulted, like, seven people today, idiot. 230 00:08:25,735 --> 00:08:27,319 Ooh, make that eight. 231 00:08:27,361 --> 00:08:28,362 - Doesn't matter. 232 00:08:28,404 --> 00:08:29,488 What's important is 233 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:31,407 I'm going to see Dean Cain in Morocco. 234 00:08:31,449 --> 00:08:33,576 - What? I thought it was Dane Cook at Morongo. 235 00:08:33,617 --> 00:08:34,827 - That's what I said. 236 00:08:36,287 --> 00:08:39,957 - Hey, get out of the teacher's lounge. 237 00:08:39,999 --> 00:08:43,002 And how the hell did you get a conference table in here? 238 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:45,463 [upbeat hip-hop music] 239 00:08:45,504 --> 00:08:47,757 - This house is huge. 240 00:08:47,798 --> 00:08:49,884 Maybe Jamie is a rich kid. 241 00:08:49,925 --> 00:08:54,638 - Yeah, it was purchased back in 2002 for $3.1 million. 242 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:56,223 What? 243 00:08:56,265 --> 00:08:57,683 Y'all didn't Google the address before we got here? 244 00:08:57,725 --> 00:08:58,851 - Huh-- 245 00:09:00,770 --> 00:09:02,688 Sorry, I was nervous, 246 00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:06,150 so I pregamed with my mom's Don Q she saves for Christmas. 247 00:09:06,192 --> 00:09:07,651 I'm fine. 248 00:09:07,693 --> 00:09:10,821 * * 249 00:09:10,863 --> 00:09:13,240 Let's do this, baby. 250 00:09:13,949 --> 00:09:15,868 - Is she wearing angel wings? - I don't--I don't know. 251 00:09:15,910 --> 00:09:17,828 - * People say I drive too fast * 252 00:09:17,870 --> 00:09:20,122 * Move too fast, live too fast * 253 00:09:20,164 --> 00:09:24,460 * Ain't no such thing as too fast for me * 254 00:09:24,502 --> 00:09:29,131 * * 255 00:09:29,173 --> 00:09:31,634 - Daisy, your foot is in the trash can. 256 00:09:31,675 --> 00:09:34,845 [upbeat music playing] 257 00:09:35,805 --> 00:09:37,932 - I may have pregamed too much. 258 00:09:42,144 --> 00:09:43,813 - How many days did it take you to drive to Connecticut? 259 00:09:43,854 --> 00:09:45,523 - Ooh-la-la. 260 00:09:45,564 --> 00:09:49,860 Sorry, pal, dibs on the hot one. 261 00:09:49,902 --> 00:09:51,362 Evening, ladies. 262 00:09:51,404 --> 00:09:52,780 You must be Deirdre. 263 00:09:52,822 --> 00:09:55,408 - You're so much cuter than your pictures. 264 00:09:57,326 --> 00:09:59,787 - Hi. - Hi, I'm Michelle. 265 00:09:59,829 --> 00:10:01,288 - AC. 266 00:10:01,330 --> 00:10:04,041 So how do you know Deirdre? 267 00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:05,459 - She's my boss. 268 00:10:05,501 --> 00:10:07,378 She said if I didn't come on this double date 269 00:10:07,420 --> 00:10:09,755 there would be professional consequences. 270 00:10:09,797 --> 00:10:11,549 - That's bad. 271 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:13,300 You should tell the HR department. 272 00:10:13,342 --> 00:10:15,219 - We are the HR department. 273 00:10:15,261 --> 00:10:16,804 [both laugh] 274 00:10:16,846 --> 00:10:18,723 - Ron, can I just say, 275 00:10:18,764 --> 00:10:20,933 you have such a beautiful smile? 276 00:10:20,975 --> 00:10:22,309 - Thank you. 277 00:10:22,351 --> 00:10:24,562 The state cut our dental insurance, 278 00:10:24,603 --> 00:10:26,647 so enjoy it while you can. 279 00:10:26,689 --> 00:10:29,650 - [laughs] 280 00:10:29,692 --> 00:10:32,486 - Ow, why are my shoes killing me? 281 00:10:32,528 --> 00:10:35,406 - Jamie, presents from your ex-lovers. 282 00:10:35,448 --> 00:10:38,743 - Oh, weird. I'll open them later. 283 00:10:38,784 --> 00:10:42,455 - Oh, look. This one's already open. 284 00:10:42,496 --> 00:10:46,042 Wow, it's an Oculus from Holly. 285 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:48,461 - She got you an Oculus? 286 00:10:48,502 --> 00:10:50,087 - And Sienna got you floor seats 287 00:10:50,129 --> 00:10:51,380 to the Lakers-Clippers game. 288 00:10:51,422 --> 00:10:52,840 How thoughtful! 289 00:10:52,882 --> 00:10:54,341 Isn't that the last game you went to 290 00:10:54,383 --> 00:10:55,801 before your grandpa passed? 291 00:10:55,843 --> 00:10:56,844 - [laughs softly] 292 00:10:56,886 --> 00:10:58,304 A Laker girl hugged him, 293 00:10:58,345 --> 00:11:01,557 and Grandpa got a streak of her boob makeup on his face. 294 00:11:01,599 --> 00:11:03,726 - I've always liked Sienna. 295 00:11:03,768 --> 00:11:07,688 For an Instagram cheerlebrity, she was really down to earth. 296 00:11:07,730 --> 00:11:11,233 - You know what? I'm gonna go find Daisy. 297 00:11:11,275 --> 00:11:13,235 - I'll come with you. - No. 298 00:11:13,277 --> 00:11:15,112 Stay here and open your presents. 299 00:11:15,154 --> 00:11:16,947 - Aisha. 300 00:11:16,989 --> 00:11:18,407 Wait, are you mad at me? 301 00:11:18,449 --> 00:11:20,409 [dramatic music] 302 00:11:20,451 --> 00:11:23,454 - Hey, our scheme is working perfectly. 303 00:11:23,496 --> 00:11:25,748 - I should hope so. We're 40K over budget. 304 00:11:25,790 --> 00:11:28,167 [both laugh] 305 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:29,502 - Come on. 306 00:11:29,543 --> 00:11:31,712 You're telling me your favorite band is Train? 307 00:11:31,754 --> 00:11:34,924 They exclusively make music for car commercials. 308 00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:36,008 - Uh, more like 309 00:11:36,050 --> 00:11:38,344 they exclusively make number one hits. 310 00:11:38,386 --> 00:11:39,428 - [laughs] 311 00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:42,264 You know, I was dreading tonight, 312 00:11:42,306 --> 00:11:44,809 but this is actually really fun. 313 00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:46,727 - You know what? I'm having a really good time too. 314 00:11:48,312 --> 00:11:50,314 I mean, not as good as them. 315 00:11:51,524 --> 00:11:54,193 - I hope this isn't too forward, 316 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:57,613 but I'm falling in love with you. 317 00:11:57,655 --> 00:11:58,823 - [gasps] 318 00:11:58,864 --> 00:12:01,951 It's not, Ron. I feel the same way. 319 00:12:01,992 --> 00:12:03,411 [mellow music playing] 320 00:12:03,452 --> 00:12:05,079 - So should we get another drink? 321 00:12:05,121 --> 00:12:06,997 - Yes, definitely. [cell phone ringing] 322 00:12:07,039 --> 00:12:11,168 But uh...let me just take this really quick. 323 00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,920 I'll be right back, okay? - Okay. 324 00:12:12,962 --> 00:12:15,589 * * 325 00:12:15,631 --> 00:12:16,924 - Hey, Jessie, what's up? 326 00:12:16,966 --> 00:12:19,510 - You were right. The party is out of control. 327 00:12:19,552 --> 00:12:22,346 I've gotten 100 notifications from my doorbell camera, 328 00:12:22,388 --> 00:12:24,265 and Jamie isn't picking up his phone. 329 00:12:24,306 --> 00:12:26,267 - Calm down. It's gonna be okay. 330 00:12:26,308 --> 00:12:27,518 - My neighbors are gonna call the cops. 331 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:30,438 They all hate us 'cause my compost bin stinks 332 00:12:30,479 --> 00:12:31,856 and René has a pet rooster. 333 00:12:31,897 --> 00:12:33,691 Slater, I hate to ask you this, 334 00:12:33,733 --> 00:12:36,444 but can you please get over there and shut down the party? 335 00:12:36,485 --> 00:12:39,780 - Uh, you need me to do that, like, right now? 336 00:12:39,822 --> 00:12:43,075 - Uh--oh, my God, wait, you have your date. 337 00:12:43,117 --> 00:12:44,869 Sorry, never mind, forget it. 338 00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:46,829 - No, no, no, no. If you need me-- 339 00:12:46,871 --> 00:12:48,539 - No, no, no, no, don't be silly. 340 00:12:48,581 --> 00:12:52,209 I'll ask someone else. I'll ask Toddman. 341 00:12:52,251 --> 00:12:56,839 - You're gonna throw away everything we have for him? 342 00:12:56,881 --> 00:12:58,257 Look at him! 343 00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:02,178 - No, it's okay, Jessie. If you need me, I'll be there. 344 00:13:02,219 --> 00:13:05,097 - Really? Thank you so much. 345 00:13:05,139 --> 00:13:07,349 - I have a problem? You have a problem! 346 00:13:07,391 --> 00:13:10,019 - [sighs] 347 00:13:10,061 --> 00:13:11,937 Hey, listen. 348 00:13:11,979 --> 00:13:15,608 I am so sorry, but something suddenly came up. 349 00:13:15,649 --> 00:13:18,152 My friend had an emergency, and I gotta go. 350 00:13:18,194 --> 00:13:20,363 Again, I'm so sorry. 351 00:13:20,404 --> 00:13:21,989 - Okay. 352 00:13:22,031 --> 00:13:23,657 [indistinct arguing] 353 00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:28,329 - * Ooh, he'll take me soon * 354 00:13:28,371 --> 00:13:32,416 * He's making room * 355 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,085 - Stop doing that. I hate this. 356 00:13:37,004 --> 00:13:38,506 What is that? 357 00:13:38,547 --> 00:13:40,216 - Who cares? 358 00:13:40,257 --> 00:13:43,594 Tonight, I'm living life as a verb. 359 00:13:43,636 --> 00:13:45,429 - Hey, you wanna see something fun? 360 00:13:45,471 --> 00:13:47,348 - Mm-hmm. - Cool, let me show you. 361 00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:50,059 - What? - There it is, mm-hmm. 362 00:13:50,101 --> 00:13:52,436 - Ooh! 363 00:13:52,478 --> 00:13:53,896 - "As a verb"? 364 00:13:53,938 --> 00:13:55,815 - You're being, like, crazy jealous right now. 365 00:13:55,856 --> 00:13:57,525 - Jamie, I swear to you I'm not. 366 00:13:57,566 --> 00:13:59,610 - Well, you're mad about something. 367 00:13:59,652 --> 00:14:00,986 What do you want me to do, 368 00:14:01,028 --> 00:14:02,905 throw the presents out? 'Cause I will. 369 00:14:02,947 --> 00:14:05,616 I don't need this, or a Rolex 370 00:14:05,658 --> 00:14:08,953 or some song that Billie Eilish wrote for me personally. 371 00:14:08,994 --> 00:14:11,455 - No, throwing them away is even worse. 372 00:14:11,497 --> 00:14:14,458 - How? God, you're being impossible. 373 00:14:15,584 --> 00:14:18,087 - Then don't be with me. - What? 374 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,090 Oh-- 375 00:14:23,092 --> 00:14:24,385 - Jamie's on the move. 376 00:14:24,427 --> 00:14:25,886 Cancel steps 3 through 99. 377 00:14:25,928 --> 00:14:27,596 Advance to step 100. Over. 378 00:14:27,638 --> 00:14:30,057 - Already? That was fast. 379 00:14:30,099 --> 00:14:32,601 - All you've gotta do now is go into Jamie's room 380 00:14:32,643 --> 00:14:34,603 and manipulate your best friend into kissing you. 381 00:14:34,645 --> 00:14:37,398 - Oh, God. When you say it like that-- 382 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,692 - It sounds awesome. I know. 383 00:14:39,734 --> 00:14:42,111 - [sighs] Okay. 384 00:14:42,153 --> 00:14:43,612 I'll get into position. 385 00:14:43,654 --> 00:14:45,990 - And I'll get ready to see Dean Koontz at Costco. 386 00:14:46,032 --> 00:14:48,576 - What? I thought it was Dane Cook at Morongo. 387 00:14:48,617 --> 00:14:50,119 - Who cares? Just go. 388 00:14:50,161 --> 00:14:51,787 - Okay. 389 00:14:51,829 --> 00:14:53,998 [slow mellow music] 390 00:14:54,040 --> 00:15:00,087 - * Girl, you so beautiful when you faded, faded * 391 00:15:00,129 --> 00:15:04,550 * Ooh, I like you better when you faded * 392 00:15:04,592 --> 00:15:08,095 - Looks like you and I are on the same trip. 393 00:15:08,137 --> 00:15:13,601 - * Girl, what are you so afraid, afraid of? * 394 00:15:13,642 --> 00:15:16,520 [upbeat hip-hop music playing] 395 00:15:16,562 --> 00:15:19,690 * * 396 00:15:19,732 --> 00:15:21,650 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 397 00:15:21,692 --> 00:15:24,737 [crowd cheering] 398 00:15:24,779 --> 00:15:26,280 - * You can't relate * 399 00:15:26,322 --> 00:15:27,948 * You never had as much bread on your plate * 400 00:15:27,990 --> 00:15:29,825 * Y'all have my blessings, thank you, I'm great * 401 00:15:29,867 --> 00:15:31,786 * Giving 'em reasons to gossip and hate * 402 00:15:31,827 --> 00:15:33,412 * Go away, don't pay attention * 403 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:36,332 * You see me moving in a different dimension * 404 00:15:36,374 --> 00:15:37,541 * Just look at my mansion * 405 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,460 * Club boys with patience * 406 00:15:39,502 --> 00:15:42,630 * * 407 00:15:42,671 --> 00:15:46,634 - Okay, okay. Party is over. 408 00:15:46,675 --> 00:15:48,803 Alexa, cut the music. 409 00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:50,679 - No! - Oh, come on, Coach. 410 00:15:50,721 --> 00:15:52,139 We thought you were cool. - Yeah. 411 00:15:52,181 --> 00:15:53,766 - I am cool. 412 00:15:53,808 --> 00:15:56,394 But Jamie's mom called and said I gotta shut this thing down. 413 00:15:56,435 --> 00:15:59,188 - Aw, this sucks, we were in the middle of a dance battle. 414 00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:02,942 - It doesn't matter, everybody's gotta go now. 415 00:16:02,983 --> 00:16:05,528 - But we're tied. Come on, help us out. 416 00:16:05,569 --> 00:16:08,489 Just one dance. We need you. 417 00:16:08,531 --> 00:16:10,241 - Coach Slater can't dance. 418 00:16:10,282 --> 00:16:11,742 - Uh, yeah, he can. 419 00:16:11,784 --> 00:16:13,119 He's always talking about 420 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,995 what a sick dancer he was in high school. 421 00:16:15,037 --> 00:16:16,372 - Nice try, guys, 422 00:16:16,414 --> 00:16:19,792 but there is no way I'm doing more than one dance. 423 00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:22,712 - Yes! - Alexa, hit it. 424 00:16:23,879 --> 00:16:25,548 - I think you have to say the name of the song. 425 00:16:25,589 --> 00:16:26,674 [lively instrumental music playing] 426 00:16:26,716 --> 00:16:28,551 - Guess not. 427 00:16:28,592 --> 00:16:35,725 * * 428 00:16:42,398 --> 00:16:43,274 [music stops] 429 00:16:50,406 --> 00:16:51,365 Yeah! 430 00:16:51,407 --> 00:16:54,660 [cheers and applause] 431 00:16:54,702 --> 00:16:55,870 - Whoo! 432 00:16:57,913 --> 00:17:00,583 - You're the man. You're the man. 433 00:17:00,624 --> 00:17:03,335 - Aisha was so cool, and then tonight 434 00:17:03,377 --> 00:17:06,088 she just completely changed personalities. 435 00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:09,341 It's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde were the same person. 436 00:17:09,383 --> 00:17:11,510 - Did you not finish the book? 437 00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:12,887 - It's a book? 438 00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:15,181 - All right, well, you just started dating, 439 00:17:15,222 --> 00:17:18,225 and you don't really know each other. 440 00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:20,394 - Yeah, I mean, I guess you're right. 441 00:17:20,436 --> 00:17:25,024 - Yeah, like, you and I have been friends for what? 442 00:17:25,066 --> 00:17:27,401 - As long as I can remember. - Exactly. 443 00:17:27,443 --> 00:17:29,070 You can't expect someone you've known for what, 444 00:17:29,111 --> 00:17:31,781 two months, to understand you like I do. 445 00:17:33,115 --> 00:17:35,034 - Yeah, you do know me pretty well. 446 00:17:36,202 --> 00:17:37,620 Hey, remember this? 447 00:17:39,121 --> 00:17:41,707 - Oh, my God, our string phone. 448 00:17:41,749 --> 00:17:45,503 We used to sit in our windows and talk on those all night. 449 00:17:45,544 --> 00:17:47,421 - Remember back when I was husky? 450 00:17:47,463 --> 00:17:49,924 You used to yell through it every morning, 451 00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:53,260 "Wake up, lard-ass! Welcome to another day of hell! 452 00:17:53,302 --> 00:17:56,180 That is, if you haven't already died of a heart attack." 453 00:17:56,222 --> 00:17:59,600 - Huh. - Oh, man, good times. 454 00:17:59,642 --> 00:18:02,311 - Yeah, kind of forgot about that. 455 00:18:02,353 --> 00:18:04,105 - Oh, I didn't. 456 00:18:04,146 --> 00:18:05,606 I mean, why do you think I worked so hard 457 00:18:05,648 --> 00:18:07,274 to make my body like this? 458 00:18:07,316 --> 00:18:09,193 It's 'cause I was afraid of you. 459 00:18:09,235 --> 00:18:12,822 - Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 460 00:18:12,863 --> 00:18:15,116 - No, no, it's fine. 461 00:18:15,157 --> 00:18:16,742 I mean, you're not like that anymore. 462 00:18:16,784 --> 00:18:18,619 - Eh. 463 00:18:18,661 --> 00:18:20,705 I can still be pretty mean. 464 00:18:20,746 --> 00:18:23,624 - No way. I mean, you used to hurt people 465 00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:25,751 and, like, never feel bad about it. 466 00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:27,461 Like, remember that time that you exposed 467 00:18:27,503 --> 00:18:30,589 Spencer's dad's affair just to ruin his bar mitzvah? 468 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:33,426 - Yeah, maybe I have changed. 469 00:18:34,552 --> 00:18:36,429 - You have. 470 00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:39,390 I mean, the old Lexi wasn't a very happy person, 471 00:18:39,432 --> 00:18:42,977 and sometimes unhappy people take their feelings out 472 00:18:43,018 --> 00:18:45,604 on the people around them. 473 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:49,650 But you're--you're happy now. 474 00:18:49,692 --> 00:18:51,736 - How do you know I'm happy? 475 00:18:53,029 --> 00:18:55,781 - Because I know you. [laughs softly] 476 00:18:55,823 --> 00:18:58,743 [gentle music] 477 00:18:58,784 --> 00:19:04,081 * * 478 00:19:04,123 --> 00:19:07,084 - Damn it. - What's wrong? 479 00:19:07,126 --> 00:19:11,172 - Look, you're right. I'm happy and I'm nice now. 480 00:19:11,213 --> 00:19:12,298 [sighs] 481 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:18,345 - * Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann * 482 00:19:18,387 --> 00:19:21,307 * Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann * 483 00:19:21,348 --> 00:19:23,642 * Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann * 484 00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,853 * Barbara Ann * 485 00:19:25,895 --> 00:19:29,023 * Oh, take my hand * 486 00:19:29,065 --> 00:19:32,193 * Barbara Ann * 487 00:19:32,234 --> 00:19:33,986 * You got me rockin' and a rollin' * 488 00:19:34,028 --> 00:19:35,529 * Rockin' and a reelin' * 489 00:19:35,571 --> 00:19:37,907 * Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann * 490 00:19:37,948 --> 00:19:39,533 * You got me rockin' and a rollin' * 491 00:19:39,575 --> 00:19:41,786 * Rockin' and a reelin', Barbara Ann * 492 00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:43,537 - Oh, no, it's the cops! Everybody hide! 493 00:19:43,579 --> 00:19:45,748 [siren wailing] 494 00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:48,918 [suspenseful music] 495 00:19:50,544 --> 00:19:52,505 - Happy birthday, Jamie! 496 00:19:57,676 --> 00:20:00,554 - Oh, thank God I found you in the first room I checked. 497 00:20:00,596 --> 00:20:02,264 I have to tell you something. 498 00:20:02,306 --> 00:20:04,392 There was a scheme to break you and Jamie up, 499 00:20:04,433 --> 00:20:06,477 but I heroically stopped it. 500 00:20:06,519 --> 00:20:09,480 I also started it. It was my scheme. 501 00:20:09,522 --> 00:20:11,941 - What? - I'm sorry. 502 00:20:13,484 --> 00:20:16,779 I guess I wanted you guys to break up because... 503 00:20:16,821 --> 00:20:18,155 I like Jamie. 504 00:20:18,197 --> 00:20:19,699 - I know. 505 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:20,825 Daisy told me. 506 00:20:20,866 --> 00:20:22,576 - That bitch is lying. 507 00:20:22,618 --> 00:20:25,454 Sorry, reflex. Just... 508 00:20:25,496 --> 00:20:29,709 Look, I want Jamie to be happy, and he's happy with you. 509 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,044 I'm the one who got him all the gifts. 510 00:20:32,086 --> 00:20:33,379 You have no reason to be jealous. 511 00:20:33,421 --> 00:20:34,672 - [scoffs] Jealous? 512 00:20:34,714 --> 00:20:37,007 I don't get jealous, honey. I'm dope. 513 00:20:37,049 --> 00:20:39,635 - God, you're so confident. 514 00:20:39,677 --> 00:20:40,761 - You would be, too, if you had feet 515 00:20:40,803 --> 00:20:42,263 as big and beautiful as I do. 516 00:20:42,304 --> 00:20:45,307 - Okay, wait, so if you weren't jealous, 517 00:20:45,349 --> 00:20:46,934 then why were you so upset? 518 00:20:46,976 --> 00:20:50,563 - Because at school, Jamie and I, 519 00:20:50,604 --> 00:20:51,605 we don't seem all that different, 520 00:20:51,647 --> 00:20:54,025 but being in this big, fancy house 521 00:20:54,066 --> 00:20:57,278 watching him open all those expensive gifts, it-- 522 00:20:57,319 --> 00:20:59,071 it made me feel weird. 523 00:20:59,905 --> 00:21:03,034 I mean, I don't have money to buy him an Oculus. 524 00:21:03,075 --> 00:21:06,037 I didn't even get him anything for his birthday. 525 00:21:06,078 --> 00:21:08,664 Don't laugh, but that's why I was in here. 526 00:21:08,706 --> 00:21:10,916 I was trying to make him a gift. 527 00:21:12,168 --> 00:21:14,086 - Oh, Holy God, what is that thing? 528 00:21:14,128 --> 00:21:15,755 - It's supposed to be Jamie. 529 00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,965 - Huh. - [sighs] 530 00:21:18,007 --> 00:21:20,634 - Let me give you some advice. 531 00:21:20,676 --> 00:21:22,845 Jamie doesn't need things, 532 00:21:22,887 --> 00:21:25,806 especially not a haunted painting from hell. 533 00:21:25,848 --> 00:21:27,975 He just needs to know that you care about him. 534 00:21:28,017 --> 00:21:29,810 He really likes you. 535 00:21:29,852 --> 00:21:32,146 - He does? - Yeah. 536 00:21:32,188 --> 00:21:35,691 And love across class lines happens all the time. 537 00:21:35,733 --> 00:21:38,527 My dad was rich, but my mom was just hot. 538 00:21:38,569 --> 00:21:39,945 - Aren't your parents divorced? 539 00:21:39,987 --> 00:21:41,155 - Yeah, that was never gonna work. 540 00:21:41,197 --> 00:21:42,406 They're from two different worlds. 541 00:21:43,949 --> 00:21:45,493 [knocking on door] - It's the police! 542 00:21:45,534 --> 00:21:46,702 Open up! 543 00:21:46,744 --> 00:21:47,745 - Maybe someone should go talk to them. 544 00:21:47,787 --> 00:21:50,206 - Yeah, but who? 545 00:21:50,247 --> 00:21:51,374 - Maybe Colt? 546 00:21:53,334 --> 00:21:54,460 [knocking on door] 547 00:21:54,502 --> 00:21:57,171 Coming! One sec. 548 00:21:57,213 --> 00:21:59,340 * * 549 00:21:59,382 --> 00:22:00,508 - Good evening, sir. 550 00:22:00,549 --> 00:22:02,218 We got a noise complaint, 551 00:22:02,259 --> 00:22:03,677 but I didn't know an adult was home. 552 00:22:03,719 --> 00:22:05,346 - Yeah, sorry, officer. 553 00:22:05,388 --> 00:22:08,557 I guess the party got a little out of control. 554 00:22:08,599 --> 00:22:10,851 - Oh, I get it. I have kids too. 555 00:22:10,893 --> 00:22:13,312 Boy, do I hate it when they throw a party. 556 00:22:14,689 --> 00:22:17,149 Let me help you out. 557 00:22:17,191 --> 00:22:19,402 Young lady, you better keep the music down 558 00:22:19,443 --> 00:22:20,903 for your dad, okay? 559 00:22:20,945 --> 00:22:22,405 I mean, you may think it's a lot of fun 560 00:22:22,446 --> 00:22:23,864 carrying on all night now, 561 00:22:23,906 --> 00:22:26,033 but when you get to be your dad's and my age, 562 00:22:26,075 --> 00:22:27,702 fun is a quiet night at home 563 00:22:27,743 --> 00:22:29,870 with your family and beloved wife. 564 00:22:31,831 --> 00:22:34,208 - Thank you, we'll keep it down. 565 00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:36,419 - [hiccups] 566 00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:38,879 * * 567 00:22:38,921 --> 00:22:40,881 [people murmuring] 568 00:22:40,923 --> 00:22:43,551 [upbeat hip-hop music playing] 569 00:22:43,592 --> 00:22:44,927 - You're the man, Coach. 570 00:22:44,969 --> 00:22:46,887 When I grow up I wanna be just like you: 571 00:22:46,929 --> 00:22:50,641 a single, childless adult who parties with kids. 572 00:22:50,683 --> 00:22:52,518 - Okay, this party is over. 573 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,563 Everybody out, now! 574 00:22:55,604 --> 00:22:57,690 [crowd groans] 575 00:22:57,732 --> 00:22:59,817 [indistinct chatter] 576 00:22:59,859 --> 00:23:01,402 - Yeah, I'm just gonna follow her. 577 00:23:02,486 --> 00:23:04,613 - That should be us kissing Jamie. 578 00:23:04,655 --> 00:23:05,906 We were so close. 579 00:23:05,948 --> 00:23:07,450 Why didn't you just finish the plan? 580 00:23:07,491 --> 00:23:09,493 - Because you're right. 581 00:23:09,535 --> 00:23:11,537 I have gone soft. 582 00:23:11,579 --> 00:23:14,373 Now making people feel bad makes me feel bad, 583 00:23:14,415 --> 00:23:16,333 so I couldn't do it, 584 00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:18,753 even if it meant losing a guy I really like. 585 00:23:18,794 --> 00:23:20,838 - Who, me? - Jamie. 586 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,923 - Wait, you like Jamie? - Yeah, dude. 587 00:23:22,965 --> 00:23:24,800 Why else would I concoct a super expensive plan 588 00:23:24,842 --> 00:23:27,053 to ruin someone's relationship? 589 00:23:27,094 --> 00:23:29,805 Wait. Why are you doing this? 590 00:23:29,847 --> 00:23:31,432 - Because of the thing I've been saying the whole time, 591 00:23:31,474 --> 00:23:34,268 that I wanna drink Diet Coke with Kaley Cuoco or whatever. 592 00:23:34,310 --> 00:23:36,896 - What? I thought it was Dane Cook at Morongo. 593 00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:39,607 Mac, seriously, why did you do this? 594 00:23:39,648 --> 00:23:41,901 I mean, there had to be some deeper reason. 595 00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:45,112 - Because I felt abandoned by my dear friend what's-his-name. 596 00:23:45,154 --> 00:23:48,324 - Well, you know, sometimes unhappy people 597 00:23:48,366 --> 00:23:50,242 take out their feelings on the people around them. 598 00:23:50,284 --> 00:23:52,328 - Excuse me, I'm not unhappy. 599 00:23:52,370 --> 00:23:54,705 There is no emotional void I'm trying to fill. 600 00:23:54,747 --> 00:23:56,332 - Okay. 601 00:23:57,917 --> 00:24:00,252 - I don't have a void. 602 00:24:00,294 --> 00:24:01,587 Lexi, come back. 603 00:24:02,838 --> 00:24:05,633 What is wrong with me? 604 00:24:05,674 --> 00:24:07,718 Why am I like this? 605 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,637 [cell phone buzzes] 606 00:24:09,678 --> 00:24:11,639 Hello? 607 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,057 Yeah, that's right. 608 00:24:13,099 --> 00:24:17,353 A dozen pizzas sent to Ronald J. Toddman's house. 609 00:24:18,813 --> 00:24:20,523 [whistles] 610 00:24:20,564 --> 00:24:22,274 - I heard Yasmin gossiping 611 00:24:22,316 --> 00:24:23,776 about how some girl was so drunk 612 00:24:23,818 --> 00:24:25,444 she made out with a coat. 613 00:24:25,486 --> 00:24:26,696 Can you believe it? 614 00:24:26,737 --> 00:24:29,615 For once, the loser at the party wasn't me. 615 00:24:29,657 --> 00:24:31,909 - Girl, that sounds like a successful social rebrand. 616 00:24:31,951 --> 00:24:34,495 - Uh-huh! 617 00:24:34,537 --> 00:24:35,496 What? 618 00:24:35,538 --> 00:24:37,540 That's a cool party sound I do now. 619 00:24:41,711 --> 00:24:43,462 - Hey. 620 00:24:43,504 --> 00:24:45,297 - Hey, you're home. 621 00:24:45,339 --> 00:24:47,508 - I don't know how to thank you. 622 00:24:47,550 --> 00:24:49,677 I am so sorry I ruined your date. 623 00:24:49,719 --> 00:24:51,011 - Don't worry about it. 624 00:24:51,053 --> 00:24:53,139 You know I've always got your back. 625 00:24:53,180 --> 00:24:57,685 - Oh, it is so good to be home. 626 00:24:57,727 --> 00:25:00,104 Although, this will never really be my home 627 00:25:00,146 --> 00:25:02,106 because the white man can't rightfully lay claim 628 00:25:02,148 --> 00:25:03,399 to any land in America. 629 00:25:03,441 --> 00:25:04,400 Oh, hey, Slater. 630 00:25:04,442 --> 00:25:06,986 - Hey, René. - René surprised me. 631 00:25:07,028 --> 00:25:09,530 He decided to come back early from his retreat. 632 00:25:09,572 --> 00:25:11,240 - Mm. 633 00:25:11,282 --> 00:25:12,616 - Slater, are you hungry? 634 00:25:12,658 --> 00:25:14,660 René's shaman gifted him some jerky. 635 00:25:14,702 --> 00:25:16,412 - [whispers] There's not really enough for everyone. 636 00:25:16,454 --> 00:25:17,621 - No, I'm good. 637 00:25:17,663 --> 00:25:20,249 - Aw, are you sure? 'Cause we got tons. 638 00:25:20,291 --> 00:25:23,377 - Yeah, I think I'm gonna just go home. 639 00:25:23,419 --> 00:25:26,213 - Wait, what is that outfit? Is it from high school? 640 00:25:26,255 --> 00:25:27,506 - Yeah, actually, it is. 641 00:25:27,548 --> 00:25:29,550 I've been keeping it in the trunk of my car, 642 00:25:29,592 --> 00:25:31,886 but I think after tonight 643 00:25:31,927 --> 00:25:34,305 I may officially be done with high school. 644 00:25:35,639 --> 00:25:37,266 Matter of fact, 645 00:25:37,308 --> 00:25:39,643 I don't think I need this anymore. 646 00:25:39,685 --> 00:25:41,353 [upbeat music] 647 00:25:41,395 --> 00:25:42,521 - What? 648 00:25:42,563 --> 00:25:45,107 - Why are you giving this to me? 649 00:25:45,149 --> 00:25:51,197 * * 650 00:25:51,238 --> 00:25:54,325 [cell phone chiming]