1 00:00:08,237 --> 00:00:09,488 [upbeat music] choir: * Bop-bop * 2 00:00:09,530 --> 00:00:12,700 * Bop-bop, ooh, bop-bop * 3 00:00:12,742 --> 00:00:13,617 * Bop-bop * 4 00:00:13,659 --> 00:00:17,246 - * In the army I saw horror * 5 00:00:17,288 --> 00:00:19,790 * Saw good men die * 6 00:00:19,832 --> 00:00:22,626 * They made me wear long pants * 7 00:00:22,668 --> 00:00:26,088 * It brought tears to my eyes * choir: * Bop-bop * 8 00:00:26,130 --> 00:00:29,759 - * I shot at Nazis * 9 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:32,261 * Sure I missed a few * choir: * Bop-bop * 10 00:00:32,303 --> 00:00:35,056 - * But what does it matter * 11 00:00:35,097 --> 00:00:38,142 choir: * Bop * - * I got home to you * 12 00:00:38,184 --> 00:00:41,020 * And my biggest wipeout of them all * 13 00:00:41,062 --> 00:00:44,440 * Was not answering when I heard love's call * 14 00:00:44,482 --> 00:00:48,778 all: * Not answering love's call * 15 00:00:48,819 --> 00:00:51,989 - * Yeah, yeah * 16 00:00:52,031 --> 00:00:54,408 [cheers and applause] 17 00:00:54,450 --> 00:00:56,786 - Yo, are you crying, man? 18 00:00:56,827 --> 00:00:57,870 - Yeah. 19 00:00:59,830 --> 00:01:01,123 - Me too. 20 00:01:01,165 --> 00:01:03,292 [cheers and applause] 21 00:01:03,334 --> 00:01:06,712 - Hey, cowabunga, everybody! 22 00:01:06,754 --> 00:01:08,589 A couple of quick announcements. 23 00:01:08,631 --> 00:01:10,966 The parking lot is tot--ahh! 24 00:01:11,008 --> 00:01:13,803 [thud] [groaning] 25 00:01:13,844 --> 00:01:16,972 Somebody, help me, but don't call an ambulance! 26 00:01:17,014 --> 00:01:18,599 I can't afford it. 27 00:01:18,641 --> 00:01:20,893 [grunting] 28 00:01:20,935 --> 00:01:23,938 Hey, stop filming and help! 29 00:01:23,979 --> 00:01:25,898 Ahh! 30 00:01:25,940 --> 00:01:27,525 Don't look! 31 00:01:27,566 --> 00:01:30,486 My groin has been suctioned into a tuba! 32 00:01:30,528 --> 00:01:32,363 [school bell rings] 33 00:01:32,405 --> 00:01:33,781 - * When I wake up in the mornin' * 34 00:01:33,823 --> 00:01:35,533 * Alarm gives out a warnin' * 35 00:01:35,574 --> 00:01:37,451 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 36 00:01:37,493 --> 00:01:38,828 [school bell ringing] 37 00:01:38,869 --> 00:01:40,037 * By the time I grab my books * 38 00:01:40,079 --> 00:01:41,414 * And I give myself a look * 39 00:01:41,455 --> 00:01:44,875 * I'm at the corner just in time * 40 00:01:44,917 --> 00:01:47,128 * It's all right, it's all right * 41 00:01:47,169 --> 00:01:49,130 * Saved by the bell, it's all right * 42 00:01:49,171 --> 00:01:51,966 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 43 00:01:52,007 --> 00:01:54,427 * It's all right * 44 00:01:54,468 --> 00:01:58,472 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 45 00:01:58,514 --> 00:02:00,474 [school bell ringing] 46 00:02:00,516 --> 00:02:02,893 [upbeat music] 47 00:02:02,935 --> 00:02:04,645 - [laughs quietly] 48 00:02:05,396 --> 00:02:06,689 - You texting Jamie again? 49 00:02:06,731 --> 00:02:09,025 - Yeah, but just about football stuff. 50 00:02:09,066 --> 00:02:11,360 - Mm, by football stuff, do you mean going to third base? 51 00:02:11,402 --> 00:02:13,070 - That's baseball. 52 00:02:13,112 --> 00:02:14,321 Learn about the sport I play. 53 00:02:14,363 --> 00:02:16,449 - I can't, okay? It's too boring. 54 00:02:16,490 --> 00:02:18,576 Listen, I know you're in love with Jamie. 55 00:02:18,617 --> 00:02:20,369 - [scoffs] No, I'm not. 56 00:02:20,411 --> 00:02:22,913 I mean, yes, Jamie is superhot, 57 00:02:22,955 --> 00:02:24,290 but I don't like him. 58 00:02:24,331 --> 00:02:26,375 He's too dumb for me to date anyway. 59 00:02:27,168 --> 00:02:28,711 Right? 60 00:02:28,753 --> 00:02:32,131 - Well, he did once ask me if skeletons are real. 61 00:02:32,173 --> 00:02:34,008 - Still, there's no denying 62 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:37,136 you two would make a really cute couple. 63 00:02:37,178 --> 00:02:39,764 - You have never talked to us on the bus before. 64 00:02:39,805 --> 00:02:41,390 - Or taken off your headphones. 65 00:02:41,432 --> 00:02:43,726 Or used the word cute. Are you okay? 66 00:02:43,768 --> 00:02:47,646 - I mean, can't a guy just be in a good mood? 67 00:02:47,688 --> 00:02:49,857 - Oh, hell no, he's scaring me. 68 00:02:49,899 --> 00:02:51,442 * * 69 00:02:51,484 --> 00:02:53,611 - Hey, G. - Hey. 70 00:02:53,652 --> 00:02:55,529 - I know you're riding high after a stunning performance 71 00:02:55,571 --> 00:02:57,907 this weekend, but brace yourself. 72 00:02:57,948 --> 00:02:59,992 Tanner's review in the Bayside Bugle 73 00:03:00,034 --> 00:03:02,244 is about to drop any moment. 74 00:03:02,286 --> 00:03:04,372 - So? - [scoffs] "So?" 75 00:03:04,413 --> 00:03:06,874 Tanner's reviews are famously cruel. 76 00:03:06,916 --> 00:03:09,085 His takedown of "Annie" was so savage, 77 00:03:09,126 --> 00:03:10,294 the dog who played Sandy 78 00:03:10,336 --> 00:03:13,506 ate a giant chocolate bar on purpose. 79 00:03:13,547 --> 00:03:14,840 - Lexi, it's fine. 80 00:03:14,882 --> 00:03:17,176 I don't care what same stranger says. 81 00:03:17,218 --> 00:03:20,096 - Wow, what a healthy outlook. 82 00:03:20,137 --> 00:03:22,098 He'll hurt you the most. 83 00:03:22,139 --> 00:03:25,935 * * 84 00:03:25,976 --> 00:03:30,231 - This weekend in the hospital, I had an epiphany. 85 00:03:30,272 --> 00:03:35,194 When did we all become slaves to these? 86 00:03:35,236 --> 00:03:36,821 Seriously, think about it. 87 00:03:36,862 --> 00:03:40,366 When was the last time you had a face-to-face conversation? 88 00:03:40,408 --> 00:03:42,618 When was the last time you went into nature 89 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:45,663 and stuck your hand into a hole in a tree 90 00:03:45,705 --> 00:03:47,998 just to see what was there? 91 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:49,041 Indeed-- - Hey, man. 92 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:50,376 We gotta go to class. - All right. 93 00:03:50,418 --> 00:03:51,711 I'm banning cell phones. 94 00:03:51,752 --> 00:03:54,046 I need all of you to take the kids' phones away. 95 00:03:54,088 --> 00:03:55,214 [people groaning] 96 00:03:55,256 --> 00:03:56,841 And I'm limiting Internet access 97 00:03:56,882 --> 00:04:00,177 on all computers to just Weather.com 98 00:04:00,219 --> 00:04:02,972 and a blog that I like about the First Punic War. 99 00:04:03,013 --> 00:04:05,015 - Ron, I get the appeal of all this, 100 00:04:05,057 --> 00:04:07,977 but phones are not necessarily a bad thing. 101 00:04:08,018 --> 00:04:10,980 Research shows kids today are doing less drugs, 102 00:04:11,022 --> 00:04:13,274 getting in fewer fights, and having less sex. 103 00:04:13,315 --> 00:04:14,942 - Nerds. 104 00:04:15,776 --> 00:04:18,029 - And this definitely isn't because everyone posted videos 105 00:04:18,070 --> 00:04:20,364 of you breaking your penis in the orchestra pit, right? 106 00:04:20,406 --> 00:04:22,867 - No, and phones are banned! 107 00:04:22,908 --> 00:04:25,411 [people grumbling] 108 00:04:25,453 --> 00:04:27,079 * * 109 00:04:27,121 --> 00:04:29,707 - [laughing] 110 00:04:29,749 --> 00:04:32,626 - Whoever you're texting must be pretty funny. 111 00:04:32,668 --> 00:04:36,797 Who is it, Gabriel Iglesias or your boyfriend, Jamie? 112 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:39,175 - Oh, my God, stop. I don't like Jamie. 113 00:04:39,216 --> 00:04:41,510 I mean, look at this. 114 00:04:41,552 --> 00:04:43,429 - How did he make "hallway" harder to spell? 115 00:04:43,471 --> 00:04:44,472 - I know! 116 00:04:44,513 --> 00:04:45,639 Jamie is hot, 117 00:04:45,681 --> 00:04:47,475 but even if he did like me, 118 00:04:47,516 --> 00:04:48,851 I could never date this dummy. 119 00:04:48,893 --> 00:04:51,520 [phone dings] Oh, I hit audio record. 120 00:04:51,562 --> 00:04:53,356 Yikes. Wouldn't want to send that. 121 00:04:53,397 --> 00:04:54,607 [phone chirps] Oh, God. 122 00:04:54,648 --> 00:04:57,068 I sent that to him. 123 00:04:57,109 --> 00:04:58,569 Take it back, Siri! Take it back! 124 00:04:58,611 --> 00:05:00,112 - Sorry, new policy. 125 00:05:00,154 --> 00:05:01,989 You'll get your phone back at the end of the day. 126 00:05:02,031 --> 00:05:04,408 - No! You can't... - Calm down. 127 00:05:04,450 --> 00:05:05,993 Life only gets worse. 128 00:05:06,035 --> 00:05:11,874 * * 129 00:05:15,669 --> 00:05:17,338 - But Tanner's review. 130 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:19,715 How am I supposed to read it and anonymously bully him 131 00:05:19,757 --> 00:05:21,258 in the comments section without my phone? 132 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:22,760 - I have a way. 133 00:05:25,554 --> 00:05:27,890 - Wait, you have two phones? - Hell yeah. 134 00:05:27,932 --> 00:05:29,809 My parents track my location, 135 00:05:29,850 --> 00:05:32,311 so I pay a nerd to take that one to the library, 136 00:05:32,353 --> 00:05:33,729 and this one comes with me. 137 00:05:33,771 --> 00:05:35,147 You can use it, but it'll cost you. 138 00:05:35,189 --> 00:05:36,607 - Oh, if you're asking me to break Jennifer's leg, 139 00:05:36,649 --> 00:05:37,692 done and done. 140 00:05:37,733 --> 00:05:39,610 - No, 25¢ a minute. 141 00:05:41,237 --> 00:05:42,446 - Here. 142 00:05:45,074 --> 00:05:48,244 "Surf's up? More like, that sucked." 143 00:05:48,285 --> 00:05:49,620 Damn. 144 00:05:49,662 --> 00:05:52,081 That's undeniably catchy wordplay. 145 00:05:52,123 --> 00:05:53,374 Here. 146 00:05:53,416 --> 00:05:54,583 - Wow. 147 00:05:54,625 --> 00:05:56,293 He hated the singing, the acting, 148 00:05:56,335 --> 00:05:57,753 the costumes, the sets... 149 00:05:57,795 --> 00:05:59,213 Oh, wait. He liked the lighting. 150 00:05:59,255 --> 00:06:00,923 - Oh. - Never mind. 151 00:06:00,965 --> 00:06:02,341 Just the part at the end when they went out 152 00:06:02,383 --> 00:06:03,676 and he knew the show was over. 153 00:06:03,718 --> 00:06:06,429 - Look, I'll take care of this. 154 00:06:06,470 --> 00:06:08,264 - Another 25¢, please. 155 00:06:08,305 --> 00:06:09,640 - Are you kidding? 156 00:06:09,682 --> 00:06:11,767 No one just carries around a bunch of loose change. 157 00:06:11,809 --> 00:06:13,644 - Then what goes in a purse? 158 00:06:13,686 --> 00:06:15,604 * * 159 00:06:15,646 --> 00:06:17,314 - I can't believe I sent that. 160 00:06:17,356 --> 00:06:19,150 This is a disaster. 161 00:06:19,191 --> 00:06:22,194 - Maybe Jamie's phone got taken away before he saw it. 162 00:06:23,821 --> 00:06:27,074 - Yeah. That's a possibility. 163 00:06:28,034 --> 00:06:28,993 - Oh. 164 00:06:30,161 --> 00:06:32,580 - Aisha, let's stop playing games. 165 00:06:32,621 --> 00:06:34,957 Well, I mean, except for football. 166 00:06:34,999 --> 00:06:37,418 And also, you should know that I'm full-on addicted 167 00:06:37,460 --> 00:06:41,797 to "Call of Duty," but what I'm trying to say is, 168 00:06:41,839 --> 00:06:45,176 will you go to dinner with me tonight? 169 00:06:45,217 --> 00:06:48,345 - Life's so short. Let's make it lunch. 170 00:06:48,387 --> 00:06:51,724 - Lunch. That's even more romantic. 171 00:06:54,185 --> 00:06:56,562 - If only I had my phone, I'd destroy Tanner 172 00:06:56,604 --> 00:06:57,813 in the comments section. 173 00:06:57,855 --> 00:06:59,231 It took me less than three words 174 00:06:59,273 --> 00:07:01,442 to get Jeremy Renner to quit his music career. 175 00:07:01,484 --> 00:07:03,569 - Well, well, well. 176 00:07:03,611 --> 00:07:06,822 It sure is nice knowing my tough but fair 177 00:07:06,864 --> 00:07:08,991 but brutal but true review of the play 178 00:07:09,033 --> 00:07:12,411 is up on the Internet going undisputed. 179 00:07:12,453 --> 00:07:14,288 Not a comment in sight. 180 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:15,664 - You better watch out, Tanner, 181 00:07:15,706 --> 00:07:18,334 or I'll leave a comment to your face. 182 00:07:18,376 --> 00:07:20,294 - Oh, I'd love to see you try. 183 00:07:20,336 --> 00:07:22,546 - Hey, Lexi, who cares? 184 00:07:22,588 --> 00:07:23,881 Just back off, man. 185 00:07:23,923 --> 00:07:25,925 - Like you backed off those high notes 186 00:07:25,966 --> 00:07:27,885 Friday night? - [scoffs] 187 00:07:27,927 --> 00:07:29,303 - Okay. 188 00:07:29,345 --> 00:07:31,514 It's not a good idea to get in my face like that. 189 00:07:31,555 --> 00:07:32,848 - Oh, I'm sorry, 190 00:07:32,890 --> 00:07:34,934 you don't quite pull off intimidating bully, 191 00:07:34,975 --> 00:07:36,143 just like you didn't have the range 192 00:07:36,185 --> 00:07:38,729 for beloved surf soldier Bernard Kahunski. 193 00:07:38,771 --> 00:07:41,440 - Just get out of here, dude. - [shouting] 194 00:07:41,482 --> 00:07:43,109 Journalism under attack! Ooh! 195 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:46,237 Everybody look at this bully bullying me! 196 00:07:46,278 --> 00:07:48,030 Close the door! 197 00:07:48,072 --> 00:07:51,242 * * 198 00:07:51,283 --> 00:07:53,494 - Now, I know for a fact that Selena Gomez's 199 00:07:53,536 --> 00:07:54,995 kidney donor was Justin Bieber's mom. 200 00:07:55,037 --> 00:07:57,039 God, I wish that I had my phone so that I could prove it. 201 00:07:57,081 --> 00:07:59,458 - Prove what, that you're an idiot? 202 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,210 It was Demi Lovato's kidney. 203 00:08:01,252 --> 00:08:02,920 They're best friends, like you and I were 204 00:08:02,962 --> 00:08:04,255 up until this morning. 205 00:08:04,296 --> 00:08:05,923 - Oh, use your brain, Nadia. 206 00:08:05,965 --> 00:08:08,884 - Like. Like that outfit. 207 00:08:08,926 --> 00:08:10,219 - Because, 'cause their organs 208 00:08:10,261 --> 00:08:12,388 are the property of the Walt Disney Company! 209 00:08:12,430 --> 00:08:14,056 - Please. That's what you believe? 210 00:08:14,098 --> 00:08:15,391 - Oh, that is what I believe. 211 00:08:15,433 --> 00:08:17,268 You better believe that that is what I believe. 212 00:08:17,309 --> 00:08:18,561 - Hey, buddy. 213 00:08:18,602 --> 00:08:20,396 - Why are you hiding in a closet? 214 00:08:20,438 --> 00:08:21,522 - I'm not hiding. I'm in here 215 00:08:21,564 --> 00:08:22,982 so that people do know where I am. 216 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:24,942 I'm the only person in school that has a phone, 217 00:08:24,984 --> 00:08:26,819 and kids are willing to pay to use said phone. 218 00:08:26,861 --> 00:08:28,154 But how are they to find me? 219 00:08:28,195 --> 00:08:30,197 Solution: I stay in this closet all day. 220 00:08:30,239 --> 00:08:31,741 - So you've become a pay phone? - No, no, no. 221 00:08:31,782 --> 00:08:33,367 This is a very complicated scheme 222 00:08:33,409 --> 00:08:34,535 that is not pay phone related. 223 00:08:34,577 --> 00:08:35,745 - Yeah-- 224 00:08:35,786 --> 00:08:37,079 - Is this the phone I can pay to use? 225 00:08:37,121 --> 00:08:39,165 - It is, just insert your quarter into the slot. 226 00:08:39,206 --> 00:08:41,584 * * 227 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:43,753 - I'm sorry, but why are we here? 228 00:08:43,794 --> 00:08:45,713 - He's here because he's in trouble. 229 00:08:45,755 --> 00:08:46,922 You, I don't know. 230 00:08:46,964 --> 00:08:48,424 I've asked you repeatedly to leave. 231 00:08:48,466 --> 00:08:51,260 - I'm shook. Devante barely pushed Tanner. 232 00:08:51,302 --> 00:08:53,721 - Unfortunately, it's not that easy. 233 00:08:53,763 --> 00:08:55,890 Tanner's mom is the president of the PTA, 234 00:08:55,931 --> 00:08:57,391 and she's asking the school board 235 00:08:57,433 --> 00:08:59,393 for the most severe punishment available. 236 00:08:59,435 --> 00:09:00,603 - Oh, no. 237 00:09:00,644 --> 00:09:02,897 He cannot go on your podcast, Toddman. 238 00:09:02,938 --> 00:09:04,815 Every episode is a two-hour dive into a different 239 00:09:04,857 --> 00:09:07,318 Steely Dan song-- it's inhumane. 240 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,737 - She's asked for expulsion. 241 00:09:09,779 --> 00:09:11,489 - Oh. 242 00:09:11,530 --> 00:09:12,448 Well, that's bad too. 243 00:09:12,490 --> 00:09:13,657 * * 244 00:09:18,245 --> 00:09:19,372 - Don't worry, D. 245 00:09:19,413 --> 00:09:21,207 I got a nerd to help us figure this out. 246 00:09:21,248 --> 00:09:22,875 - Who, Mervin? 247 00:09:22,917 --> 00:09:25,086 Oh, me. Tell me what happened. 248 00:09:25,127 --> 00:09:27,254 - Okay, so we had just read Tanner's theater review. 249 00:09:27,296 --> 00:09:29,840 Wait, back up. Do you know who Tanner is? 250 00:09:29,882 --> 00:09:32,051 Wait, back up. Do you know what theater is? 251 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:34,512 Not what people think it is but what it really is. 252 00:09:34,553 --> 00:09:35,596 - Okay, this will go a lot faster 253 00:09:35,638 --> 00:09:37,098 if Devante just explains it. 254 00:09:37,139 --> 00:09:38,599 What happened? 255 00:09:40,184 --> 00:09:41,685 - Yo. 256 00:09:41,727 --> 00:09:44,105 - Bet. Let's go. 257 00:09:44,146 --> 00:09:47,650 * * 258 00:09:47,692 --> 00:09:49,735 - I wish you had just come to me, Jade, 259 00:09:49,777 --> 00:09:51,278 instead of going directly to the school board. 260 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,655 - Why? 261 00:09:52,697 --> 00:09:53,656 So you could sweep an act of student violence 262 00:09:53,698 --> 00:09:54,990 under the rug? 263 00:09:55,032 --> 00:09:56,367 - Nobody's sweeping anything under the rug. 264 00:09:56,409 --> 00:09:58,911 You demanded a disciplinary hearing this morning. 265 00:09:58,953 --> 00:10:00,496 It's happening this afternoon. 266 00:10:00,538 --> 00:10:03,332 - Your Honor, speaking as the highest elected authority 267 00:10:03,374 --> 00:10:04,583 in the sophomore class, 268 00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:06,585 I motion for an immediate dismissal. 269 00:10:06,627 --> 00:10:08,087 [record scratches] 270 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:09,922 I've seen, like, 1,000 episodes of "Law and Order," 271 00:10:09,964 --> 00:10:12,174 even the weird ones with Jeff Goldblum. 272 00:10:12,216 --> 00:10:14,552 - Uh, Daisy, this is just a hearing. 273 00:10:14,593 --> 00:10:15,636 It's not a trial. 274 00:10:15,678 --> 00:10:17,012 - Right, no need for lawyers. 275 00:10:17,054 --> 00:10:20,641 I mean, I am one, and I will be there. 276 00:10:20,683 --> 00:10:23,269 - Again, this is not a trial. 277 00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:25,146 It's a hearing in front of a panel 278 00:10:25,187 --> 00:10:27,189 of school board administrators. 279 00:10:27,231 --> 00:10:29,358 - Couldn't agree more. Not a trial. 280 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,568 See you in court. 281 00:10:30,609 --> 00:10:34,196 [tense music] 282 00:10:34,238 --> 00:10:36,657 - Devante, you really should have an adult here 283 00:10:36,699 --> 00:10:38,325 to speak on your behalf. 284 00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:40,995 I've called your grandmother, but I haven't heard back. 285 00:10:41,037 --> 00:10:43,748 Now, we could get you a school-appointed adult, 286 00:10:43,789 --> 00:10:46,959 but just so that you know, it is Slater. 287 00:10:47,835 --> 00:10:49,462 - Nah, I'm good. 288 00:10:49,503 --> 00:10:52,256 * * 289 00:10:52,298 --> 00:10:53,924 - This is so nice, Jamie. 290 00:10:53,966 --> 00:10:55,509 Maybe too nice. 291 00:10:55,551 --> 00:10:57,136 I mean, you don't really know me. 292 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:59,013 I could be the kind of person 293 00:10:59,055 --> 00:11:01,223 who says mean things behind people's back for no reason. 294 00:11:01,265 --> 00:11:04,310 - No, I couldn't imagine that, and I'm great at imagining. 295 00:11:04,351 --> 00:11:05,519 Here, check it out. 296 00:11:05,561 --> 00:11:08,105 Blue cat on a bike. 297 00:11:08,147 --> 00:11:09,982 He just ate a pizza. [chuckles] 298 00:11:10,024 --> 00:11:11,817 - Oh, you are good at that. - Thank you. 299 00:11:11,859 --> 00:11:13,319 - Oh, I hope it's okay. 300 00:11:13,361 --> 00:11:14,653 I ordered for us. 301 00:11:14,695 --> 00:11:16,030 - How'd you know? 302 00:11:16,072 --> 00:11:17,907 - Because I listen to you, 303 00:11:17,948 --> 00:11:20,242 and also because your Instagram handle is, 304 00:11:20,284 --> 00:11:21,827 "Get you someone who looks at you like 305 00:11:21,869 --> 00:11:23,454 I look at pigs in a blanket." 306 00:11:23,496 --> 00:11:25,331 [both laugh] It's funny. 307 00:11:25,373 --> 00:11:27,625 That's how I imagine you laughing when you text "lol." 308 00:11:27,666 --> 00:11:30,461 all: Ooh! 309 00:11:30,503 --> 00:11:32,129 - Stop eavesdropping, pervs. 310 00:11:32,171 --> 00:11:33,130 - We're not. 311 00:11:33,172 --> 00:11:34,340 We're the Bayside a cappella group. 312 00:11:34,382 --> 00:11:35,925 [all singing] 313 00:11:35,966 --> 00:11:41,680 * Ooh, baby, I love your way, every day, yeah * 314 00:11:41,722 --> 00:11:44,183 - [sighs] This is so fun. 315 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:45,893 We should do it again tomorrow. 316 00:11:46,894 --> 00:11:49,105 - Uh, yeah, Jamie, 317 00:11:49,146 --> 00:11:50,064 what would you want to do together 318 00:11:50,106 --> 00:11:51,899 if we only had today? 319 00:11:51,941 --> 00:11:54,318 Like, I was gonna die tomorrow 320 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,445 or more specifically at 3:00 p.m. today 321 00:11:56,487 --> 00:11:57,905 when we get our phones back. 322 00:11:57,947 --> 00:11:59,865 - Oh, that's easy. 323 00:11:59,907 --> 00:12:01,283 I'd like to spend your final hours 324 00:12:01,325 --> 00:12:04,203 having the most perfect, romantic day of all time. 325 00:12:05,413 --> 00:12:07,707 - Yeah, uh, me too. 326 00:12:07,748 --> 00:12:09,375 all: Aww. 327 00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:11,335 - That time, we were just listening. 328 00:12:12,878 --> 00:12:14,380 - This is so wrong. 329 00:12:14,422 --> 00:12:17,216 A same-day hearing for one shove? 330 00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,176 This would never happen to a Bayside student. 331 00:12:19,218 --> 00:12:21,637 - Yeah, I see Bayside kids literally flush 332 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:22,888 each other's heads down the toilets 333 00:12:22,930 --> 00:12:25,015 every single day and not do a thing to stop it. 334 00:12:25,057 --> 00:12:27,226 - Exactly. Wait, what? 335 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:29,937 - Look, we know Devante is a good kid. 336 00:12:29,979 --> 00:12:31,981 Can't we just tell this Jade to go kick rocks 337 00:12:32,023 --> 00:12:33,065 like I did with my landlord? 338 00:12:33,107 --> 00:12:34,650 - Because it's not just Jade. 339 00:12:34,692 --> 00:12:36,068 Every day I'm getting voicemails 340 00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:37,403 from parents who are not happy 341 00:12:37,445 --> 00:12:39,280 about the Douglas students being here. 342 00:12:39,321 --> 00:12:41,282 I thought it was going to calm down by now. 343 00:12:41,323 --> 00:12:44,076 It's just gotten worse, and the last thing we need 344 00:12:44,118 --> 00:12:46,203 is to give them something else to be mad about. 345 00:12:46,245 --> 00:12:48,456 - So you're willing to sacrifice Devante 346 00:12:48,497 --> 00:12:49,874 to appease these people? 347 00:12:49,915 --> 00:12:51,542 He's just a scapegoat to you. 348 00:12:51,584 --> 00:12:53,919 - Jessie, we can't call people that anymore. 349 00:12:53,961 --> 00:12:55,504 - Listen, I hate this. 350 00:12:55,546 --> 00:12:57,089 I care about all these kids, 351 00:12:57,131 --> 00:12:58,632 but this hearing, it's happening. 352 00:12:58,674 --> 00:12:59,884 I don't know what else to do. 353 00:12:59,925 --> 00:13:01,927 - Wait. 354 00:13:01,969 --> 00:13:04,013 What do you think scapegoat means? 355 00:13:04,055 --> 00:13:05,431 * * 356 00:13:05,473 --> 00:13:06,932 - Come on, Devante. 357 00:13:06,974 --> 00:13:08,267 Work with us here. 358 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,935 Why can't you just ask your grandma? 359 00:13:09,977 --> 00:13:11,687 - 'Cause there's no point. - Look. 360 00:13:11,729 --> 00:13:13,564 Without a parent here to protect you, 361 00:13:13,606 --> 00:13:15,107 Jade is gonna eat you alive 362 00:13:15,149 --> 00:13:17,151 and then spin off the calories on her Peloton. 363 00:13:17,193 --> 00:13:19,945 - Lexi, I am not calling my grandma. 364 00:13:19,987 --> 00:13:22,448 She's a sick old lady who lives an hour away, 365 00:13:22,490 --> 00:13:24,742 and she knows how these things go. 366 00:13:24,784 --> 00:13:28,162 - You have to fight for yourself, for your dreams, 367 00:13:28,204 --> 00:13:30,664 for the rap party sponsored by Gatorade Red Chill. 368 00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:32,833 - No. No, this is on me. 369 00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:34,377 I let my guard down. 370 00:13:34,418 --> 00:13:35,461 I messed up. 371 00:13:35,503 --> 00:13:36,921 Now it's hopeless. 372 00:13:36,962 --> 00:13:39,131 * * 373 00:13:39,173 --> 00:13:40,800 - I've never been hopeless in my life. 374 00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:43,594 * * 375 00:13:43,636 --> 00:13:45,513 Like, I still have hope that Bella and The Weeknd 376 00:13:45,554 --> 00:13:47,807 will get back together... 377 00:13:47,848 --> 00:13:49,809 and I'm the one who broke them up. 378 00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:52,812 * * 379 00:13:52,853 --> 00:13:55,815 [indistinct chatter] 380 00:13:55,856 --> 00:13:58,776 [curious music] 381 00:13:58,818 --> 00:14:02,405 * * 382 00:14:02,446 --> 00:14:05,157 - I'm so bored from not being able to play Crossy Road. 383 00:14:05,199 --> 00:14:06,659 I wonder what heroin's like. 384 00:14:06,701 --> 00:14:07,993 - Did you find anything? 385 00:14:08,035 --> 00:14:09,412 - Um, the last time 386 00:14:09,453 --> 00:14:12,123 someone got expelled from Bayside was 1971, 387 00:14:12,164 --> 00:14:14,417 and he was a member of the Manson family, so... 388 00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:16,293 it doesn't really apply here. - Okay. 389 00:14:16,335 --> 00:14:18,295 Well, Devante is still refusing to call his grandma. 390 00:14:18,337 --> 00:14:19,547 - Well, maybe there's a reason 391 00:14:19,588 --> 00:14:21,048 he doesn't want to get her involved. 392 00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,008 - Yeah, 'cause he's given up. 393 00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:24,719 Look, at Bayside, when you're in trouble, 394 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,721 you call your parents, and they come fix it. 395 00:14:26,762 --> 00:14:29,223 I pushed Ms. Mandrake into the La Brea Tar Pits, 396 00:14:29,265 --> 00:14:31,016 and after my dad got involved, 397 00:14:31,058 --> 00:14:33,394 she had to pay for my dry cleaning. 398 00:14:33,436 --> 00:14:36,897 Now, if Devante doesn't call his grandmother, I will. 399 00:14:38,315 --> 00:14:40,401 - It sounds like you two need a phone. 400 00:14:41,736 --> 00:14:43,654 Oh, you looking at my cord? 401 00:14:43,696 --> 00:14:45,364 Yeah, people kept trying to run off with my phone, 402 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,199 so I devised a security system. 403 00:14:47,241 --> 00:14:51,287 - You are a pay phone. 404 00:14:51,328 --> 00:14:53,956 - No, I'm not. I'm an inventor. 405 00:14:53,998 --> 00:14:55,041 - The only thing you've invented 406 00:14:55,082 --> 00:14:56,834 is a new way to be selfish. 407 00:14:56,876 --> 00:14:58,502 The school is falling apart, Mac, 408 00:14:58,544 --> 00:15:00,463 and your instinct is to extort everyone? 409 00:15:00,504 --> 00:15:03,424 If you're such a genius, think of a way to help Devante. 410 00:15:03,466 --> 00:15:05,426 - Okay, we've wasted enough time. 411 00:15:05,468 --> 00:15:08,262 I'm getting Devante's grandmother now. 412 00:15:10,222 --> 00:15:11,307 Okay, so here's the thing, 413 00:15:11,348 --> 00:15:12,558 I don't have a phone or an address, 414 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,060 and I can't get anywhere without a phone. 415 00:15:14,101 --> 00:15:15,603 - I can draw you a map. - Ew. 416 00:15:15,644 --> 00:15:18,105 - I can come with you. - Double ew. 417 00:15:18,147 --> 00:15:20,483 Okay, fine. I'm gonna get the car. 418 00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,654 - Hey, uh, what are you guys doing? 419 00:15:25,696 --> 00:15:27,573 - Ooh, we're living like we only have today 420 00:15:27,615 --> 00:15:28,616 for some reason. 421 00:15:28,657 --> 00:15:30,701 - Oh, fun. Aisha, can I talk to you? 422 00:15:32,244 --> 00:15:33,788 You know this can't last. 423 00:15:33,829 --> 00:15:36,207 He's gonna get his phone back. - Not till 3:00 p.m. 424 00:15:36,248 --> 00:15:37,875 Just let me live like there's no tomorrow, bitch. 425 00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:39,210 Okay? Please. 426 00:15:39,251 --> 00:15:41,796 - Okay. Bye, Daisy. 427 00:15:41,837 --> 00:15:43,547 [upbeat music] 428 00:15:43,589 --> 00:15:45,800 - * Ooh, baby, I love your way * 429 00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:47,551 - That looks like a penis. 430 00:15:47,593 --> 00:15:48,969 [both laugh] 431 00:15:49,011 --> 00:15:50,429 - It does. 432 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:54,058 - * Wanna tell you I love your way * 433 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,935 [both laughing] 434 00:15:55,976 --> 00:15:57,520 - What are you doing here? 435 00:15:57,561 --> 00:16:00,773 Do not use the emergency safety shower for sexy fun! 436 00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:02,608 - * Yeah * 437 00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:09,573 * * 438 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,623 - I would like to submit into evidence 439 00:16:17,665 --> 00:16:19,834 this reenactment of today's assault. 440 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,795 [tense music] 441 00:16:22,837 --> 00:16:27,591 * * 442 00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:28,718 - Hey, Tanner! 443 00:16:28,759 --> 00:16:31,637 Say I'm a good singer or I'll kill you. 444 00:16:31,679 --> 00:16:36,142 * * 445 00:16:36,183 --> 00:16:38,269 - We have brought you counsel. 446 00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:40,229 - What did you do? 447 00:16:40,271 --> 00:16:41,647 - We got your grandma. 448 00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:43,482 You needed someone to fight for you. 449 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,444 * * 450 00:16:46,485 --> 00:16:47,570 - All right. 451 00:16:47,611 --> 00:16:50,281 I heard they're trying to expel you. 452 00:16:50,322 --> 00:16:52,199 I'll save everyone some time. 453 00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:54,452 I'm pulling Devante out of this school. 454 00:16:54,493 --> 00:16:55,494 - What? 455 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:56,996 I thought you were gonna fix this. 456 00:16:57,038 --> 00:16:58,664 - Oh, baby, I just did. 457 00:16:58,706 --> 00:17:01,667 * * 458 00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:07,840 - I am dying without texting. 459 00:17:07,882 --> 00:17:10,843 I have the hottest goss and need to spill. 460 00:17:10,885 --> 00:17:12,428 - I'm not selfish. 461 00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:14,388 I'm a nice inventor. 462 00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:15,931 I'm so not a pay phone. 463 00:17:15,973 --> 00:17:17,808 [sings three notes] 464 00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:19,477 If you'd like to continue this call, 465 00:17:19,518 --> 00:17:21,729 please insert another 25¢. 466 00:17:23,981 --> 00:17:25,816 - So Tanner and Abby hooked up Friday night, 467 00:17:25,858 --> 00:17:28,194 and afterwards, he totally ghosted her. 468 00:17:28,235 --> 00:17:31,614 Yeah, they went to the Kanye concert, 469 00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:33,074 and after he sang "Runaway," 470 00:17:33,115 --> 00:17:36,994 Abby looked over, and Tanner had...run away. 471 00:17:37,036 --> 00:17:39,372 - Okay, Grandma Doris was a bust. 472 00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:41,248 I mean, she did tell me a really cool story 473 00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:43,250 about hooking up with someone named Bootsy Collins, 474 00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:45,294 but I really thought she was gonna fight for him 475 00:17:45,336 --> 00:17:47,713 or at least threaten Toddman or something. 476 00:17:47,755 --> 00:17:49,548 - Lexi, I knew you were trying to help, 477 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:52,468 but you only know how Bayside works for kids like you. 478 00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:54,512 You're asking Devante and his grandma 479 00:17:54,553 --> 00:17:56,889 to believe in a system that's screwed them over before. 480 00:17:56,931 --> 00:17:58,224 [door opens] 481 00:17:58,265 --> 00:18:01,102 - I played your sick little game, Daisy. 482 00:18:01,143 --> 00:18:02,728 I figured out how to save our friend. 483 00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:04,897 - What, how? - What would you give me 484 00:18:04,939 --> 00:18:07,066 if I could selflessly provide you information 485 00:18:07,108 --> 00:18:08,401 that could get Devante off the hook? 486 00:18:08,442 --> 00:18:10,152 - It's not selfless if you're asking 487 00:18:10,194 --> 00:18:11,445 for something in return. - All right. Okay. 488 00:18:11,487 --> 00:18:13,531 Sorry, I'm new at this. Let me try again. 489 00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:15,908 I know how to save Devante, but it'll cost you. 490 00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:18,411 Mm. No, it won't. One more time. 491 00:18:18,452 --> 00:18:21,330 I will do this out of the goodness of my heart.. 492 00:18:21,372 --> 00:18:22,415 - Aww. 493 00:18:22,456 --> 00:18:24,333 - For just 3 easy payments of $25.99. 494 00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,918 - Dude, come on. - I'm sor--I'm trying so hard. 495 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,294 - Okay, just tell us. - Okay. 496 00:18:27,336 --> 00:18:29,213 Tanner went to the Kanye concert with Abby 497 00:18:29,255 --> 00:18:31,590 on Friday night, meaning he did not go to the play 498 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,175 and the whole review is a sham. 499 00:18:33,217 --> 00:18:34,677 - Oh, my God, Mac, that's it. 500 00:18:34,719 --> 00:18:37,888 We can threaten to expose Tanner and ruin his career 501 00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:39,265 as a high school theater critic 502 00:18:39,306 --> 00:18:40,933 if he doesn't drop his fake-ass charges. 503 00:18:40,975 --> 00:18:42,601 - But how do we prove it? 504 00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,061 - I bet that thirstoid, Abby, 505 00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:45,688 has photos of them at the concert on her phone. 506 00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:48,149 - Which is in the room with all of the other phones! 507 00:18:49,692 --> 00:18:52,111 We should break into the phone room to get her phone, 508 00:18:52,153 --> 00:18:53,946 and you know, if Jamie's phone gets damaged 509 00:18:53,988 --> 00:18:55,573 beyond repair in the process, 510 00:18:55,614 --> 00:18:57,700 that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make. 511 00:18:57,742 --> 00:18:58,951 - Me too. - Okay. 512 00:18:58,993 --> 00:19:00,411 You guys go get the phone. 513 00:19:00,453 --> 00:19:02,329 I'm gonna go talk to D, get him to buy us some time. 514 00:19:02,371 --> 00:19:03,914 - Cool, let's go. - Follow me. 515 00:19:03,956 --> 00:19:05,291 Wait. 516 00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:07,793 Hey, wait, guys. 517 00:19:07,835 --> 00:19:08,878 [coins clinking] 518 00:19:08,919 --> 00:19:10,129 [groans] 519 00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:16,302 - Okay, so I have good news and bad news. 520 00:19:16,343 --> 00:19:18,387 The good news is while Mac was a pay phone 521 00:19:18,429 --> 00:19:19,680 he found a way to clear your name. 522 00:19:19,722 --> 00:19:21,265 - That's the good news? 523 00:19:21,307 --> 00:19:22,558 Oh, no. 524 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,977 - The bad news is me. 525 00:19:25,019 --> 00:19:29,023 Jade is a racist skeleton slathered in Juvederm, 526 00:19:29,065 --> 00:19:30,983 but I'm supposed to be your friend. 527 00:19:31,025 --> 00:19:32,985 I spent all day dismissing 528 00:19:33,027 --> 00:19:35,363 how exhausting and painful this must be. 529 00:19:37,239 --> 00:19:40,368 You know, I realized what Tanner did to you 530 00:19:40,409 --> 00:19:43,871 wasn't just uncool, it was dangerous. 531 00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:46,207 I mean, do you even want to stay at a school 532 00:19:46,248 --> 00:19:50,669 full of Tanners and Jades and me's? 533 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,588 - No. 534 00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:54,173 I guess this is goodbye. 535 00:19:56,217 --> 00:19:58,010 Of course I want to stay here, dumdum. 536 00:19:58,052 --> 00:20:00,388 Look, Lexi, you're not a Tanner or a Jade. 537 00:20:00,429 --> 00:20:01,514 You're my friend. 538 00:20:01,555 --> 00:20:02,932 The play was fun, 539 00:20:02,973 --> 00:20:05,017 and I kind of like it here at Bayside. 540 00:20:05,059 --> 00:20:06,352 Also, I refuse to meet 541 00:20:06,394 --> 00:20:07,978 an entire new group of white people. 542 00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:09,647 - Okay, but what do we do? 543 00:20:09,689 --> 00:20:12,274 I mean, we need time to find evidence against Tanner, 544 00:20:12,316 --> 00:20:14,318 and your grandma is signing your withdrawal paperwork 545 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,194 as we speak. 546 00:20:15,236 --> 00:20:16,487 - Well, maybe I can get her 547 00:20:16,529 --> 00:20:18,489 to restart the trial and buy us some time. 548 00:20:18,531 --> 00:20:20,700 - Do you think she'll agree to that? 549 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:23,035 I mean, you said it yourself, she has no reason to believe 550 00:20:23,077 --> 00:20:25,538 this will work out in your favor. 551 00:20:25,579 --> 00:20:26,914 Do you even believe it? 552 00:20:26,956 --> 00:20:28,874 - It doesn't matter what I believe. 553 00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:30,584 I just gotta convince her. 554 00:20:31,252 --> 00:20:33,045 - Well, it's a good thing you're the greatest actor 555 00:20:33,087 --> 00:20:35,339 this school has ever seen. 556 00:20:35,381 --> 00:20:38,175 Second greatest. I go here. 557 00:20:38,217 --> 00:20:39,427 Third greatest-- Kristen Stewart went here 558 00:20:39,468 --> 00:20:41,095 and she doesn't get enough credit. 559 00:20:43,889 --> 00:20:45,558 - [yelps] 560 00:20:45,599 --> 00:20:47,351 [shudders] 561 00:20:48,602 --> 00:20:51,063 - Hey, Mac. 562 00:20:51,105 --> 00:20:54,025 [tense music] 563 00:20:54,066 --> 00:20:55,776 * * 564 00:20:55,818 --> 00:20:57,945 Oh, hey, that's my phone. 565 00:20:57,987 --> 00:20:58,946 You can go through it if you want. 566 00:20:58,988 --> 00:21:02,158 The passcode is 8008, boob. 567 00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:05,244 - Wait, you don't care if I go through your phone? 568 00:21:05,286 --> 00:21:07,872 - No. - That's crazy. 569 00:21:07,913 --> 00:21:10,249 There's not weird stuff on here you don't want me to see? 570 00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:11,709 - Oh, yeah, there definitely is, 571 00:21:11,751 --> 00:21:13,419 but what's the point of starting a relationship 572 00:21:13,461 --> 00:21:16,047 if it's not from a place of complete trust, you know? 573 00:21:16,088 --> 00:21:17,590 - Oh, come on. 574 00:21:17,631 --> 00:21:20,593 Every relationship starts with a couple little lies, right? 575 00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:24,764 You've never done that before? 576 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:27,224 - No, of course not. 577 00:21:27,266 --> 00:21:29,560 Aisha, we just spent the most perfect day together. 578 00:21:29,602 --> 00:21:32,396 Why would I ruin that be deceiving you? 579 00:21:35,691 --> 00:21:37,610 - You're right. 580 00:21:39,695 --> 00:21:43,157 I know Jamie's hot, but even if he did like me, 581 00:21:43,199 --> 00:21:45,618 I could never date this dummy. 582 00:21:45,659 --> 00:21:48,371 * * 583 00:21:48,412 --> 00:21:50,247 - Oh. 584 00:21:50,289 --> 00:21:53,542 - Oh, look, I found Abby's phone. 585 00:21:53,584 --> 00:21:58,506 - So I'm just gonna, uh, yeah. - Jamie. 586 00:21:58,547 --> 00:22:01,759 - We are going to get Devante into another good school. 587 00:22:01,801 --> 00:22:04,261 I promise I'm gonna do everything in my power. 588 00:22:04,303 --> 00:22:07,473 - Do you have any power? - No. 589 00:22:07,515 --> 00:22:10,768 - Grandma, I don't want to leave Bayside. 590 00:22:10,810 --> 00:22:12,144 Look, I know we've been here before 591 00:22:12,186 --> 00:22:14,397 and it always goes the same: bad. 592 00:22:15,690 --> 00:22:17,692 But I still think we should fight 593 00:22:17,733 --> 00:22:21,570 because I think we can win. 594 00:22:22,655 --> 00:22:25,825 - So you're telling me you think a trial 595 00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:28,160 run by that 596 00:22:28,202 --> 00:22:30,037 is gonna work in your favor? 597 00:22:30,079 --> 00:22:32,707 [inspirational music] 598 00:22:32,748 --> 00:22:34,208 - Yes. 599 00:22:35,543 --> 00:22:37,753 - Okay, baby. Let's try it. 600 00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:41,966 - Well, it's gonna take 601 00:22:42,007 --> 00:22:45,594 a whole other set of paperwork to restart this hearing. 602 00:22:45,636 --> 00:22:47,596 - Oh... Mm. 603 00:22:47,638 --> 00:22:50,015 Son of a bitch. 604 00:22:50,057 --> 00:22:51,350 - Thanks so much for your help, guys. 605 00:22:51,392 --> 00:22:53,018 I'll be sure to leave positive reviews 606 00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:54,603 on your TaskRabbit pages. 607 00:22:54,645 --> 00:22:55,730 - Oh, thank you. 608 00:22:55,771 --> 00:22:56,981 So you'll be at my one-man show, right? 609 00:22:57,023 --> 00:22:58,858 - No. Thank you. 610 00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:00,693 - The hearing is back on. 611 00:23:00,735 --> 00:23:02,403 * * 612 00:23:02,445 --> 00:23:04,238 - But we already won. 613 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,240 - We are talking about a kid's future here, 614 00:23:06,282 --> 00:23:08,117 and we're at least gonna give him a fair shot. 615 00:23:08,159 --> 00:23:10,536 - Well, if I'm giving my statement, 616 00:23:10,578 --> 00:23:12,705 I will need my statement cane. 617 00:23:12,747 --> 00:23:17,084 * * 618 00:23:17,126 --> 00:23:18,669 - Looking for this? 619 00:23:18,711 --> 00:23:20,546 - We know you weren't at the play on Friday. 620 00:23:20,588 --> 00:23:22,423 - And if we release this photo, your career 621 00:23:22,465 --> 00:23:25,217 as a high school theater critic is over. 622 00:23:25,259 --> 00:23:27,011 - But criticism is my calling, 623 00:23:27,053 --> 00:23:28,220 and I can't be a food critic. 624 00:23:28,262 --> 00:23:29,889 I'm allergic to every food. 625 00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:31,932 - Aw. - Fine. 626 00:23:31,974 --> 00:23:33,267 What are your demands? 627 00:23:33,309 --> 00:23:34,393 - Your mom has to go on a date with me. 628 00:23:34,435 --> 00:23:36,353 - What? - What? Mac! 629 00:23:36,395 --> 00:23:38,898 - Sorry, it's an instinct. You owe us nothing. 630 00:23:38,939 --> 00:23:42,068 - No, still wrong. - Sorry. 631 00:23:42,109 --> 00:23:45,154 [upbeat music] 632 00:23:45,196 --> 00:23:47,281 - Okay. We're ready to fight. 633 00:23:47,323 --> 00:23:48,783 - There's no need. 634 00:23:48,824 --> 00:23:50,910 Tanner said he exaggerated his story. 635 00:23:50,951 --> 00:23:52,244 The hearing is off. 636 00:23:52,286 --> 00:23:54,914 - Well, why didn't anybody come get me? 637 00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:57,249 Look at my tiny arthritic hand. 638 00:23:57,291 --> 00:23:59,710 - Also, as punishment for lying, 639 00:23:59,752 --> 00:24:02,421 Tanner will receive a two-week suspension 640 00:24:02,463 --> 00:24:05,257 and will have to appear on my podcast. 641 00:24:05,299 --> 00:24:06,342 Come on, guys. 642 00:24:06,384 --> 00:24:08,469 - No, please! 643 00:24:08,511 --> 00:24:10,221 I'd rather get the chair! 644 00:24:10,262 --> 00:24:12,556 - Okay. I love you. - Love you too. 645 00:24:13,891 --> 00:24:16,227 - Hey, D, you did it. 646 00:24:17,436 --> 00:24:19,939 - This was all you guys. Thanks. 647 00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:21,273 - You're welcome. 648 00:24:21,315 --> 00:24:22,983 I wanted to selflessly help you sooner, 649 00:24:23,025 --> 00:24:25,194 but Daisy made me be a pay phone. 650 00:24:25,236 --> 00:24:27,947 * * 651 00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:30,074 - I am so happy this is over. 652 00:24:30,116 --> 00:24:31,367 - But is it? 653 00:24:31,409 --> 00:24:32,576 - I don't know. 654 00:24:32,618 --> 00:24:34,787 I'm afraid Jade is just getting started. 655 00:24:34,829 --> 00:24:36,956 - This isn't over, Toddman. I am just getting started. 656 00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:38,249 - Started. I know. 657 00:24:38,290 --> 00:24:39,834 We were just actually talking about that. 658 00:24:41,419 --> 00:24:42,795 - Okay. - Yeah. 659 00:24:44,588 --> 00:24:46,298 - Hey. 660 00:24:46,340 --> 00:24:48,801 Um...I'm so sorry. 661 00:24:48,843 --> 00:24:50,344 I only said what I said 662 00:24:50,386 --> 00:24:52,388 'cause I knew that I liked you 663 00:24:52,430 --> 00:24:54,682 and I didn't know if you felt the same way. 664 00:24:56,767 --> 00:24:58,269 I was the one who was dumb for saying-- 665 00:24:58,310 --> 00:24:59,937 - You know what? Save it. 666 00:25:01,981 --> 00:25:03,566 Because you're right. 667 00:25:03,607 --> 00:25:05,609 I am hot, 668 00:25:05,651 --> 00:25:08,362 and sometimes I can be dumb, 669 00:25:08,404 --> 00:25:09,822 like right now, for instance. 670 00:25:09,864 --> 00:25:13,117 I'm being dumb enough to think that the amazing day 671 00:25:13,159 --> 00:25:17,496 we just had together means more than one bad text. 672 00:25:20,916 --> 00:25:23,836 [thumping dance music] 673 00:25:23,878 --> 00:25:26,338 * * 674 00:25:26,380 --> 00:25:29,341 indistinct chatter] 675 00:25:29,383 --> 00:25:30,843 [fire crackling] 676 00:25:30,885 --> 00:25:32,887 * * 677 00:25:32,928 --> 00:25:34,889 - Jessie was right. 678 00:25:34,930 --> 00:25:36,390 Without phones, 679 00:25:36,432 --> 00:25:41,228 the kids have become drug-addled sex fiends. 680 00:25:41,270 --> 00:25:43,564 For the love of God, 681 00:25:43,606 --> 00:25:47,610 we've got to give the children their phones back! 682 00:25:47,651 --> 00:25:50,738 [funky upbeat dance music] 683 00:25:50,780 --> 00:25:57,745 * *