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- Hi.
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- Hey, Lexi.
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Any chance you want to go
to the Harvest Dance together?
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- I don't usually date seniors,
but I'll let you know.
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- Cool.
Well, I better run.
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I don't want to be late
to health class.
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- Is it just me,
or are the seniors
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at this school
really old-looking?
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- Mm, it's just you.
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- Can I ask, what exactly
is a Harvest Dance,
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'cause apparently the class
president has to plan it?
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- [chuckles] Okay, uh, first of
all, it'stheHarvest Dance,
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and planning it is
a huge responsibility.
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- But it's just a dance.
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- Daisy, the kid who planned
the Harvest Dance last year
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had a mental breakdown.
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Now he plans the parties
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at the Bellhurst Asylum
for the Teenaged Insane.
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The theme for prom
last year was...
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[yelling]
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- Hey, Lexi.
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My friend thinks you're cute.
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- Oh.
[chuckles]
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Tell him I'm still
making my decision.
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- Okay.
- Thanks.
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- Okay, those seniors had
visible crow's feet.
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I'm gonna check IDs.
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- I just can't decide
who to say yes to.
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- Well, what if you didn't
go with any of them?
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What if you asked someone
to go with you instead?
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- Hmm.
- Oh, man.
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Flushed my shirt
down the toilet again.
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- [sighs]
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- If you like Jamie,
just ask him.
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- Look, don't pressure me.
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I'm still thinking about it.
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But I do love
that you're obsessing
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over my romantic entanglements.
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Keep doing that.
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- Hey, there is no way that
that guy goes to our school.
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He's literally wearing cataract
glasses and a Desert Storm hat.
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[laid-back music playing]
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[bell rings]
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- * When I wake up
in the morning *
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* Alarm gives out a warning *
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* I don't think I'll ever
make it on time *
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[bell rings]
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* By the time
I grab my books *
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* And I give myself a look *
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* I'm at the corner
just in time *
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* It's all right,
it's all right *
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* Saved by the bell,
it's all right *
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* It's all right,
saved by the bell *
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* It's all right *
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* 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell *
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[bell rings]
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[cheerful music playing]
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- * Bop-bop,
ooh, bop-bop-bop *
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- * My surfing dream's
a wipeout *
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* That bummer drill sergeant's
gonna kick my butt *
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* There's no waves
in boot camp *
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* You can't hang ten
while you go ten-hut *
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* *
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- Wonderful!
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This may be the greatest
musical I've ever written,
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and to think I got
kicked out of Juilliard
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for getting straight Fs.
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- You have a really
great voice, DeVante.
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Congratulations,
that's the first time
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I've ever said that sincerely.
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- That's enough musical
rehearsals for today.
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The time has come
for scene work.
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- Uh, what--what's scene work?
Is that, like, acting?
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- Lexi,
you're the sultry beach babe
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whose preacher father
thinks surfing is a sin.
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DeVante,
you're the studly surf rat
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who's gonna break her heart
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like a long board
on a rocky shoal.
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- Cool.
- And action.
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- But, Kahuna...
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What if I never see you again?
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What if you get shot
in the war?
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I could never lose you.
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[gentle music]
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- I'm not the Big Kahuna
anymore.
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I'm just
Private Bernard Kahoonski...
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And my train is leaving.
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- Kahuna, no!
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- I'm sorry.
I have to go.
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[bell rings]
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- Okay.
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That was rough, but, luckily,
I have a free period,
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so I'm gonna twist off
a Barefoot Chard
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and watch "Property Brothers."
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We'll try this again tomorrow.
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[light tense music]
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- Eight, nine...
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Damn it. How did I manage
to lose 800 whoopee cushions?
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- Hey, Mac.
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Hope you're having
a rock-and-roll day.
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- Thanks, I always do.
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[rock music]
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- The Birchwood Boys
are back, baby!
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* *
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- No.
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- Next item on the agenda--
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we need to pick a caterer
for the Harvest Dance.
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- Or what if everyone just
brought a bag of chips,
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but to make it fun,
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you keep the flavor
you're bringing a surprise.
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Okay, I can't wait any longer.
I'm bringing Baked Lay's.
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- Stop the meeting.
Stop this travesty.
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I'm only gonna
ask you this once.
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Who did you hire to do
the music at the Harvest Dance?
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Who did you hire to do
the music at the Harvest Dance?
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- This local indie band that
Principal Toddman recommended.
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He said they'd play for free.
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- Was it the Birchwood Boys?
- Yes.
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- The Birchwood Boys are
Toddman and his neighbors
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from the Birchwood
Furnished Apartment Complex
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for Divorced Dads.
- I'm sorry.
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It just feels crazy
to have a $10,000 budget
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for a school dance,
and if we spend sensibly,
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maybe we can use the rest of it
on something we actually need.
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- On what?
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"Pagier" books?
"Typier" computers?
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I don't know.
I don't go to class.
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I just walk around
the halls mixing it up.
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- He does have a point.
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- I do?
- He does?
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- The money
is specifically allocated
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for the dance
by the school board.
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If we don't spend it,
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we just lose it
from the budget next year.
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- That's exactly what I said.
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- Oh, well, in that case,
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I guess we have to
spend the money?
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[light music]
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[sighs]
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But how do you even spend
$10,000 on a school dance?
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- Daisy, I'm currently wearing
$10,000 worth of cologne.
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Let me show you how to spend.
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- [sighs deeply]
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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- We need to talk.
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I know you weren't trying when
we ran that scene yesterday.
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- Look, I did the musical
because I like music.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- But this acting stuff is,
respectfully, corny as hell.
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- I understand completely,
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which is why I've taken
the liberty of booking you
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a class with famed
acting coach Dax Cahuenga.
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I see you're
too shocked to gasp.
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Dax is a Hollywood legend.
Do you know Justin Long?
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That's Dax's landlord.
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- Yeah, it's gonna be
a no for me, dog.
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- Okay,
but how could you say no
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to a girl
who's losing her sight?
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Mama?
Is that you?
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Dax taught me that day one.
So what do you say, tough guy?
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- I think we both know
I'm gonna leave now.
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- Yeah.
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[mellow music]
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- Whoa.
This party store is so fancy.
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- Hello, service?
[snaps fingers]
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My dad's governor,
and her dad's daughter
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is friends
with the governor's son.
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- Stop it.
Snapping is so rude.
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Okay, we need a punch bowl.
How about this one?
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- No, no, no, no, no, no.
That is garbage.
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I wouldn't let
my dog drink punch
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out of that,
and my dog loves punch.
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- Why?
What's wrong with it?
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- It's the first one you saw.
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Rule number one of spending
money like a rich person--
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we can do better.
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[lively music]
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* *
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- No, we can do better.
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* *
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We can do better.
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* *
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We can do better.
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We can do even better.
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* *
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Hmm.
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Hello?
[snaps fingers] Service?
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- Um, I don't work here.
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- Oh.
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[record scratches]
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I know snapping is rude.
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I'm being a rich person.
Don't judge me.
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[hip-hop music]
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- Yes.
- [groans]
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- Man, you trash.
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- Yo, I miss Douglas.
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It sucks they
split up the crew.
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- Yeah, well, at least they
sent y'all to Valley together.
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I'm at Bayside alone.
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- Valley is wild.
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It is full of white people
that love "Hamilton"
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but are terrified
of real black people.
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We just walk around talking
about how much it sucks.
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[cell phone buzzes]
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* *
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- So, I mean, being that Valley
hasn't changed y'all,
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y'all still keeping
that same Douglas energy?
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- Absolutely.
All day, every day.
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- Wrong.
- Shut up.
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You said you weren't
gonna say nothing.
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- D, Ray tried
to reinvent himself
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his first day at Valley.
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- Come on, please, man.
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- He came in wearing
a little hat.
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Show him.
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- A hat?
- A hat. Look at this.
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* *
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You look like an old dad
in a Spike Lee movie.
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- I was trying something new.
What do you think, D?
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* *
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- Boy, if you don't
get your ghetto
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00:09:00,686 --> 00:09:02,438
Carmen Sandiego hat ass
up out of here...
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00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,107
- Yeah, you look like
Al Capone's one black friend.
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00:09:05,149 --> 00:09:06,942
- You Paddington Bear-looking--
You know what?
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00:09:06,984 --> 00:09:08,861
I got to go.
- Where you going?
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00:09:08,903 --> 00:09:11,405
- Well, you figure it out,
Sherlock Stupid Hat.
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00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:14,950
- Carmen Sandiego was dope.
She traveled the world.
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- Hello?
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Has rehearsal been canceled?
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- In a sense, yes.
Lights.
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I sent everyone home.
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If you aren't going to make
time to come to acting class,
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acting class is going to
have to come to you.
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Welcome to your nightmare.
236
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Just kidding.
It'll be fun.
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- Ahh, ohh...
Catch!
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00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,151
[light music]
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00:09:49,193 --> 00:09:51,320
- Catch what?
- I threw you a sound.
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It's an acting exercise.
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00:09:52,863 --> 00:09:54,657
Here, try again.
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Ahh, ohh--ah!
[scoffs]
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You didn't catch it.
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00:10:00,538 --> 00:10:02,373
* *
245
00:10:02,415 --> 00:10:04,458
You're lucky it isn't broken.
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00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,877
- If I do break it,
can this be over?
247
00:10:06,919 --> 00:10:08,295
- If you're gonna be
in the musical,
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00:10:08,337 --> 00:10:10,339
you need to be willing to step
out of your comfort zone.
249
00:10:10,381 --> 00:10:12,341
- I am--I've been out
of my comfort zone
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00:10:12,383 --> 00:10:13,926
ever since
I got to this school.
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00:10:13,968 --> 00:10:16,011
Look, I thought I could try
something new,
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00:10:16,053 --> 00:10:18,347
but maybe I can't--
maybe it was just a mistake.
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00:10:18,389 --> 00:10:21,600
- It's not a mistake.
You're just scared.
254
00:10:21,642 --> 00:10:23,686
But sometimes facing your fear
255
00:10:23,728 --> 00:10:25,521
and taking the risk
is worth it.
256
00:10:25,563 --> 00:10:26,814
- I'm not scared.
257
00:10:26,856 --> 00:10:29,608
I just don't want
to look like a joke.
258
00:10:29,650 --> 00:10:31,986
- A joke?
259
00:10:32,028 --> 00:10:34,864
Is that what you think
I look like?
260
00:10:34,905 --> 00:10:36,824
- Well, yeah, kind of.
261
00:10:39,618 --> 00:10:41,620
- Hey, Lexi, come on, now.
I didn't mean it like that.
262
00:10:41,662 --> 00:10:44,040
- No, I think maybe
you were right.
263
00:10:44,081 --> 00:10:47,501
Maybe you should just quit.
264
00:10:47,543 --> 00:10:49,462
- Lexi.
265
00:10:49,503 --> 00:10:52,423
[melancholy music]
266
00:10:52,465 --> 00:10:54,467
* *
267
00:10:54,508 --> 00:10:56,552
- Guys!
Hello?
268
00:10:56,594 --> 00:10:59,889
Why is no one using the booties
I bought for them?
269
00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:04,477
I spent all last weekend
buffing the gym floor...
270
00:11:04,518 --> 00:11:08,564
and being cool
and going on dates and stuff.
271
00:11:08,606 --> 00:11:10,566
[clears throat]
Excuse me.
272
00:11:10,608 --> 00:11:12,443
- Daisy.
273
00:11:12,485 --> 00:11:15,071
These are the fanciest harvest
decorations I've ever seen.
274
00:11:15,112 --> 00:11:18,032
- What can I say?
Bayside deserves the best.
275
00:11:18,074 --> 00:11:20,242
Guys, why are we
carving pumpkins?
276
00:11:20,284 --> 00:11:23,496
Sorry, it's just
jack-o'-lanterns are Halloween.
277
00:11:23,537 --> 00:11:25,456
This is Harvest.
278
00:11:25,498 --> 00:11:28,584
[light tense music]
279
00:11:28,626 --> 00:11:30,628
- Okay.
280
00:11:30,669 --> 00:11:34,382
- Hey, I bet myself $10
that I would never say this,
281
00:11:34,423 --> 00:11:36,092
but you're kind of good
at being a rich lady.
282
00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:37,551
You should be proud
of yourself.
283
00:11:37,593 --> 00:11:39,053
This dance is gonna be perfect.
284
00:11:39,095 --> 00:11:42,181
[feedback screeching]
285
00:11:46,143 --> 00:11:48,896
- Are we sweet?
Am I sweet in the mix?
286
00:11:48,938 --> 00:11:51,816
Saul, can you play me a--Saul?
287
00:11:51,857 --> 00:11:54,276
Saul!
Can you play me a middle C?
288
00:11:54,318 --> 00:11:55,277
[note plays]
289
00:11:55,319 --> 00:11:56,404
There it is.
That should do it.
290
00:11:56,445 --> 00:11:58,072
Rock and roll!
291
00:11:58,114 --> 00:11:59,657
[feedback screeches]
292
00:11:59,699 --> 00:12:01,617
- Okay, maybe not perfect.
293
00:12:01,659 --> 00:12:03,828
[electric guitar screeches]
294
00:12:03,869 --> 00:12:06,247
- So, are you guys excited
for the Harvest Dance?
295
00:12:06,288 --> 00:12:08,749
I hope there aren't
too many scarecrows this year.
296
00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:10,209
- Hey, Jamie.
297
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,585
Heard you talking
about the Harvest Dance.
298
00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:12,837
Know who you're taking?
299
00:12:12,878 --> 00:12:13,963
- I haven't really thought
about it yet.
300
00:12:14,004 --> 00:12:16,006
- Dances are so fun.
[chuckles]
301
00:12:16,048 --> 00:12:18,843
I've been to so many
over the course of my life.
302
00:12:18,884 --> 00:12:21,679
Well, let me know, hon.
303
00:12:21,721 --> 00:12:23,931
- Okay, is that woman
a senior at our school?
304
00:12:23,973 --> 00:12:25,641
- Who, Dolores?
Yeah.
305
00:12:25,683 --> 00:12:29,103
- She's, like, a billion.
Nobody else sees this?
306
00:12:29,145 --> 00:12:31,605
Maybe this place
is making us old.
307
00:12:31,647 --> 00:12:33,816
I'm gonna go check
my face in the mirror.
308
00:12:33,858 --> 00:12:36,652
[light music playing]
309
00:12:36,694 --> 00:12:37,862
- [sighs]
So...
310
00:12:37,903 --> 00:12:40,489
do you know who you're
taking to the dance?
311
00:12:40,531 --> 00:12:41,949
- Um, I don't know.
312
00:12:41,991 --> 00:12:43,659
I was thinking maybe
it could be fun to, like,
313
00:12:43,701 --> 00:12:45,453
bring a friend.
314
00:12:45,494 --> 00:12:49,999
I mean, if you're not
taking anyone, maybe...
315
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:51,834
- Maybe what?
316
00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:53,836
You forgot
to finish your sentence.
317
00:12:53,878 --> 00:12:57,339
It's cool.
I do it all the...
318
00:12:57,381 --> 00:12:59,425
- Maybe, uh...
319
00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:01,302
I don't remember
what I was gonna say.
320
00:13:01,343 --> 00:13:03,220
It was probably something
really funny.
321
00:13:03,262 --> 00:13:04,680
- [laughs]
322
00:13:04,722 --> 00:13:07,349
Oh, yeah, it was.
[laughs]
323
00:13:07,391 --> 00:13:08,559
Oh.
324
00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:13,522
- It's called
the horn of plenty, Nadia,
325
00:13:13,564 --> 00:13:14,857
not a horn of some.
326
00:13:14,899 --> 00:13:16,108
We can do better.
327
00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:18,361
- Hey, if this is
what it's like to have a job,
328
00:13:18,402 --> 00:13:20,363
then it sucks.
329
00:13:20,404 --> 00:13:24,200
And I owe my dad's trophy wife
a huge apology.
330
00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:26,369
[electric guitar screeches]
331
00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:28,537
- Hey, Daisy,
would you like us to open
332
00:13:28,579 --> 00:13:31,957
with "The Piña Colada Song" and
then just play it all night,
333
00:13:31,999 --> 00:13:35,127
because that is
the only song we know?
334
00:13:35,169 --> 00:13:38,047
[Rupert Holmes' "Escape"
playing]
335
00:13:38,089 --> 00:13:40,299
* *
336
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,176
- [sighs]
337
00:13:42,218 --> 00:13:44,929
- [chuckles]
Bye.
338
00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:46,555
- We got to do something
about Toddman.
339
00:13:46,597 --> 00:13:48,432
- Oh, listen,
nobody wants to flush that turd
340
00:13:48,474 --> 00:13:49,725
more than I do.
341
00:13:49,767 --> 00:13:51,644
Who do we replace him with?
342
00:13:51,685 --> 00:13:53,896
I mean, my next-door neighbor
is Post Malone.
343
00:13:53,938 --> 00:13:55,398
He's always standing asleep
344
00:13:55,439 --> 00:13:57,066
in his front yard
watering the grass.
345
00:13:57,108 --> 00:13:58,192
I could see
if he knows somebody.
346
00:13:58,234 --> 00:14:00,069
- What?
Ask him.
347
00:14:00,111 --> 00:14:02,154
- What do we do about Toddman?
348
00:14:02,196 --> 00:14:03,239
- I'll deal with it.
349
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,574
- Oh, really?
You sure?
350
00:14:05,616 --> 00:14:07,952
- We want the dance
to be perfect, right?
351
00:14:07,993 --> 00:14:09,453
I'll do what I have to do.
352
00:14:09,495 --> 00:14:11,914
- Savage.
I like that for you.
353
00:14:11,956 --> 00:14:14,375
I'm gonna go wake up Post
and tell him the good news.
354
00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:16,544
* *
355
00:14:16,585 --> 00:14:18,003
- [sighs deeply]
356
00:14:18,045 --> 00:14:20,548
- Hey, Daisy,
are we not loud enough?
357
00:14:20,589 --> 00:14:22,758
Listen--
Hold up, boys. One second.
358
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,761
I can crank the treble.
359
00:14:25,803 --> 00:14:28,097
The bass is broken.
360
00:14:28,139 --> 00:14:30,307
- Mr. Toddman,
I know I promised
361
00:14:30,349 --> 00:14:32,101
that the Birchwood Boys
could play the dance,
362
00:14:32,143 --> 00:14:34,895
but I think we want to move
in a different direction.
363
00:14:34,937 --> 00:14:37,440
- It's Saul.
He's the problem, right?
364
00:14:37,481 --> 00:14:40,609
Did his face Band-Aid come off?
Now you know why
365
00:14:40,651 --> 00:14:42,069
he wears a face Band-Aid.
- I'm sorry, Mr. Toddman.
366
00:14:42,111 --> 00:14:43,195
But you're not
playing the dance.
367
00:14:43,237 --> 00:14:44,613
We can do better.
368
00:14:47,783 --> 00:14:50,995
- Oh.
I see.
369
00:14:52,455 --> 00:14:54,957
Hey, Saul, pack it up.
We're canned.
370
00:14:54,999 --> 00:14:58,044
- [sighs]
Uh...
371
00:14:58,085 --> 00:15:00,046
Why are we standing
around, guys?
372
00:15:00,087 --> 00:15:01,464
Post Malone
is playing the dance,
373
00:15:01,505 --> 00:15:03,215
and this place
has to look amazing.
374
00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:04,800
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
[snapping fingers]
375
00:15:04,842 --> 00:15:08,804
- Excuse me, did you just snap
at a room full of volunteers?
376
00:15:08,846 --> 00:15:12,266
The only one who is allowed
to snap at me
377
00:15:12,308 --> 00:15:14,810
is the crocodile I'm raising
to make a bag out of.
378
00:15:14,852 --> 00:15:16,771
Screw this.
379
00:15:16,812 --> 00:15:18,105
I quit.
380
00:15:18,147 --> 00:15:19,482
- [scoffs]
381
00:15:19,523 --> 00:15:21,984
- Wow. Rude.
- Build your own corn maze.
382
00:15:22,026 --> 00:15:23,611
- Uh... Uh...
383
00:15:23,652 --> 00:15:25,863
* *
384
00:15:25,905 --> 00:15:27,823
Uh...
[record scratches]
385
00:15:27,865 --> 00:15:31,702
Okay, now you can judge me.
386
00:15:31,744 --> 00:15:34,121
- How are you not gonna buy me
a house if you win the lottery?
387
00:15:34,163 --> 00:15:36,207
- Bro, it's my money, okay?
388
00:15:36,248 --> 00:15:37,333
I got to get me a house.
389
00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:38,584
I got to get
my grandmama a crib.
390
00:15:38,626 --> 00:15:40,127
- Oh, then you definitely
gonna buy me one,
391
00:15:40,169 --> 00:15:41,587
'cause I'm gonna be
smashing your grandma.
392
00:15:41,629 --> 00:15:43,589
- Dude!
- Now you know how it feels.
393
00:15:43,631 --> 00:15:45,341
- Your grandma is thick,
though.
394
00:15:45,383 --> 00:15:47,510
She make them good grits.
[cell phone buzzes]
395
00:15:47,551 --> 00:15:49,678
- Okay, y'all,
stop talking about my grandma.
396
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,931
- Smooth.
397
00:15:51,972 --> 00:15:55,184
- Yo, you leaving us again, D?
398
00:15:55,226 --> 00:15:56,936
- Nah, I ain't got
nowhere to be.
399
00:15:56,977 --> 00:15:58,979
- Good, then I'ma order us
some pizzas.
400
00:15:59,021 --> 00:16:00,773
- Or paella.
401
00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:03,526
- No, why are you always
trying something new?
402
00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:05,528
- I'm not--Valley had it
in the cafeteria,
403
00:16:05,569 --> 00:16:06,987
and I wanted to see
what it was about.
404
00:16:07,029 --> 00:16:08,531
Dang!
- [sighs, clicks tongue]
405
00:16:08,572 --> 00:16:10,950
D, put something good
on TV for us, please.
406
00:16:10,991 --> 00:16:12,952
- Got you.
407
00:16:12,993 --> 00:16:14,829
- No, but dead-ass,
buy that paella.
408
00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:16,747
It got shrimp.
Do you know what saffron is?
409
00:16:16,789 --> 00:16:20,126
It got saffron.
Like, that's fragrant.
410
00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:23,504
[TV beeping]
411
00:16:26,757 --> 00:16:29,135
- What the...
412
00:16:30,469 --> 00:16:34,348
- I'm excited,
but I'm nervous, too.
413
00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:35,933
It's, like, I've been
going to school
414
00:16:35,975 --> 00:16:37,727
with these people for years,
and this is the first time
415
00:16:37,768 --> 00:16:39,478
they're gonna see me
since my transition.
416
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,105
The first time
they're actually
417
00:16:41,147 --> 00:16:42,857
gonna see me as myself.
418
00:16:42,898 --> 00:16:44,900
[uplifting music]
419
00:16:44,942 --> 00:16:46,360
But I'm scared.
420
00:16:46,402 --> 00:16:49,321
What if they judge me
or don't accept me?
421
00:16:49,363 --> 00:16:51,282
* *
422
00:16:51,323 --> 00:16:54,744
I just don't want people
to think I'm a joke.
423
00:16:54,785 --> 00:16:57,413
- Oh, no.
424
00:16:57,455 --> 00:17:00,583
[indistinct chatter]
425
00:17:03,377 --> 00:17:04,920
- Today was hard.
426
00:17:04,962 --> 00:17:07,089
I threw up Go-Gurt on my
first-day-of-school dress,
427
00:17:07,131 --> 00:17:08,424
so I had to wear
428
00:17:08,466 --> 00:17:11,093
my second-day-of-school dress
instead.
429
00:17:11,135 --> 00:17:14,013
But I got to be myself,
430
00:17:14,055 --> 00:17:18,517
and tomorrow I get
to do it all over again.
431
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,186
You see, the thing
I learned today is...
432
00:17:20,227 --> 00:17:21,604
Jamie!
433
00:17:21,645 --> 00:17:23,105
If you don't
face your fears...
434
00:17:23,147 --> 00:17:25,858
- Hey.
- Good to see you.
435
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:27,026
- You too.
- Hi.
436
00:17:27,068 --> 00:17:30,363
And just say,
"This is me,
437
00:17:30,404 --> 00:17:32,198
and I don't care
what anyone else thinks,"
438
00:17:32,239 --> 00:17:34,867
then you'll never be the
person you were meant to be.
439
00:17:34,909 --> 00:17:36,786
You'll never be free.
440
00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:40,873
* *
441
00:17:40,915 --> 00:17:43,209
- Are you...
442
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,668
crying?
443
00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:47,129
- Shut up, man!
444
00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:50,383
Look, I'm in the musical
at Bayside.
445
00:17:50,424 --> 00:17:54,929
- It's--it's all good, man.
You do you.
446
00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:56,389
- Mm-hmm.
447
00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:58,724
- Take off the damn hat!
448
00:18:03,562 --> 00:18:05,564
- Okay, everything is set
with Post Malone.
449
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,733
His requests were
hot tea with lemon
450
00:18:07,775 --> 00:18:10,486
and that I always stay
50 feet away from him.
451
00:18:10,528 --> 00:18:13,364
[unsettling music]
452
00:18:13,406 --> 00:18:15,282
* *
453
00:18:15,324 --> 00:18:18,244
Uh, what happened?
454
00:18:18,285 --> 00:18:20,496
- Um, I guess
I sort of lashed out,
455
00:18:20,538 --> 00:18:21,997
and the whole
dance committee quit.
456
00:18:22,039 --> 00:18:24,291
So I thought maybe
I can do it all myself.
457
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,794
- What even is this?
458
00:18:26,836 --> 00:18:28,754
Did you put Christmas lights
in a fishbowl?
459
00:18:28,796 --> 00:18:31,048
- It's an elegant accent piece,
you dick.
460
00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:33,426
I saw it
on someone's Pinterest.
461
00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:36,345
Okay, fine!
It was my Pinterest!
462
00:18:36,387 --> 00:18:39,515
I got to act like a rich person
for one day--one day!
463
00:18:39,557 --> 00:18:41,183
And I turned into
the worst version
464
00:18:41,225 --> 00:18:42,685
of an entitled Bayside monster.
465
00:18:42,727 --> 00:18:45,938
- So you're saying that
being rich is just as hard,
466
00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:48,399
even harder than being poor?
467
00:18:48,441 --> 00:18:52,236
- No, of course being rich is
way easier than being poor.
468
00:18:52,278 --> 00:18:55,031
When you're poor,
you're worried all the time,
469
00:18:55,072 --> 00:18:56,240
even if you're a kid.
470
00:18:56,282 --> 00:18:58,367
Like, last year
I was all excited
471
00:18:58,409 --> 00:18:59,827
about myquinceañera.
472
00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:01,370
I even kept a folder
where I'd cut out
473
00:19:01,412 --> 00:19:03,706
fancy pictures from magazines,
474
00:19:03,748 --> 00:19:05,374
but then I overheard my mom
on the phone
475
00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:07,084
talking about
how worried she was,
476
00:19:07,126 --> 00:19:10,838
and we were drowning in bills.
477
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,299
So when she asked me
what I wanted for myquince,
478
00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:16,052
I said they were stupid,
and I didn't want one.
479
00:19:16,093 --> 00:19:18,095
- I'm sorry, Daisy.
480
00:19:18,137 --> 00:19:20,347
That really sucks.
481
00:19:20,389 --> 00:19:21,849
Just to clarify--
482
00:19:21,891 --> 00:19:23,893
aquinceañerais some kind
of spicy meat pie?
483
00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:25,394
[bell rings]
484
00:19:25,436 --> 00:19:27,563
- I got to go to class.
485
00:19:27,605 --> 00:19:29,482
I guess this is as good
as it's gonna get.
486
00:19:29,523 --> 00:19:32,443
[cheerful music]
487
00:19:32,485 --> 00:19:35,071
* *
488
00:19:35,112 --> 00:19:37,198
- Right, 'cause that's
what I was thinking.
489
00:19:37,239 --> 00:19:39,158
I never told him.
490
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,285
- Hey, Lexi.
491
00:19:41,327 --> 00:19:43,245
I'm sorry about what I said.
492
00:19:43,287 --> 00:19:46,749
You're not a joke.
493
00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:48,417
You're cool.
494
00:19:48,459 --> 00:19:51,045
- Okay, I actually
don't hate this so far.
495
00:19:51,087 --> 00:19:52,088
Go on.
496
00:19:52,129 --> 00:19:55,424
- And you were right.
497
00:19:57,176 --> 00:19:58,761
I was scared.
498
00:19:58,803 --> 00:20:01,180
But I don't want
to be scared anymore.
499
00:20:01,222 --> 00:20:04,558
I want to be the person
that I was meant to be.
500
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,102
- What are you trying to say?
501
00:20:06,143 --> 00:20:08,688
- What I'm trying to say is...
502
00:20:10,981 --> 00:20:13,442
I think it's time
for the Big Kahuna
503
00:20:13,484 --> 00:20:15,444
to surf on out of here!
504
00:20:19,532 --> 00:20:22,159
- But, Kahuna...
505
00:20:22,201 --> 00:20:24,829
what if I never see you again?
506
00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:26,622
What if you get shot?
507
00:20:26,664 --> 00:20:30,334
The world would lose
a surf champion,
508
00:20:30,376 --> 00:20:33,379
but I--
I'd would lose my heart.
509
00:20:33,421 --> 00:20:35,923
- Oh, but I'm not Kahuna
anymore.
510
00:20:35,965 --> 00:20:40,553
I'm just
Private Bernard Kahoonski,
511
00:20:40,594 --> 00:20:43,723
and my train is leaving.
512
00:20:45,474 --> 00:20:48,728
[indistinct chatter]
513
00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,896
That wasn't so bad, right?
514
00:20:50,938 --> 00:20:53,733
- Uh, actually,
that was total garbage,
515
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,860
but we'll work on it.
[chuckles]
516
00:20:55,901 --> 00:20:58,863
[light music]
517
00:20:58,904 --> 00:21:01,699
* *
518
00:21:01,741 --> 00:21:03,534
- So what do you think?
519
00:21:03,576 --> 00:21:07,329
- Oh, my God.
How did you do all this?
520
00:21:07,371 --> 00:21:08,622
- Let's just say
I had a little help.
521
00:21:08,664 --> 00:21:09,832
- You told the volunteers
I was sorry
522
00:21:09,874 --> 00:21:11,333
and convinced them
to come back?
523
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:13,878
- No, I gave them my dad's
floor seats to the Clippers.
524
00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:15,421
- Oh.
525
00:21:15,463 --> 00:21:17,339
- And I promised them that
you wouldn't be here for setup.
526
00:21:17,381 --> 00:21:18,924
Anyway, congrats.
527
00:21:18,966 --> 00:21:20,509
- [groans]
528
00:21:20,551 --> 00:21:22,678
Wait, but isn't this too easy?
529
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,765
I acted horribly, and I just
get to get away with it?
530
00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:28,434
- Yeah.
Look, you were right.
531
00:21:28,476 --> 00:21:30,644
Having money can make you
act like a jerk,
532
00:21:30,686 --> 00:21:33,189
but, fortunately,
you can just use more money
533
00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:34,690
to clean up the mess you made.
534
00:21:34,732 --> 00:21:36,859
It's the circle of wealth.
535
00:21:36,901 --> 00:21:39,153
- But it just doesn't
seem right.
536
00:21:39,195 --> 00:21:41,530
- You look conflicted.
537
00:21:41,572 --> 00:21:44,408
Let me give you some money.
538
00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:45,868
Sorry.
539
00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:48,954
[indistinct chatter,
pop music playing]
540
00:21:48,996 --> 00:21:53,250
* *
541
00:21:53,292 --> 00:21:55,127
- This is fun.
542
00:21:55,169 --> 00:21:58,172
Remember all the dances
we went to in this gym?
543
00:21:58,214 --> 00:21:59,548
Ever wish you could go back?
544
00:21:59,590 --> 00:22:01,300
- Sure do.
- [chuckles]
545
00:22:01,342 --> 00:22:02,551
- When I think
about all the damage
546
00:22:02,593 --> 00:22:04,095
we were doing to
the gym floor back then--
547
00:22:04,136 --> 00:22:06,639
ugh, makes me sick.
548
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,183
Is anyone wearing
their booties?
549
00:22:09,225 --> 00:22:10,434
For God's sake.
550
00:22:10,476 --> 00:22:13,771
* *
551
00:22:13,813 --> 00:22:16,565
- Hey, handsome.
- Oh, hey, Lexi.
552
00:22:16,607 --> 00:22:18,859
- I see you decided
to roll solo, like me.
553
00:22:18,901 --> 00:22:20,736
- Oh, no, actually,
uh, I have a date.
554
00:22:20,778 --> 00:22:22,446
Oh, and I owe you
a thank-you
555
00:22:22,488 --> 00:22:25,574
because you're the one who gave
me the idea to ask a friend.
556
00:22:25,616 --> 00:22:28,285
- Oh, Aisha.
- Yeah.
557
00:22:28,327 --> 00:22:30,538
- That's great.
- Right? Thanks.
558
00:22:30,579 --> 00:22:33,416
- Have so much fun.
- You too, you too.
559
00:22:33,457 --> 00:22:35,751
Very cool dress.
You look like a cupcake.
560
00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:38,754
- Daisy, this is the fanciest
dance I've ever been to.
561
00:22:38,796 --> 00:22:40,923
- Well, I don't deserve
all the credit.
562
00:22:40,965 --> 00:22:44,427
- Oh, faux humility--
that's rich as hell.
563
00:22:44,468 --> 00:22:47,054
You're becoming
a real Bayside kid.
564
00:22:47,096 --> 00:22:49,598
Oh, okay, I got to go.
Jamie just saw a scarecrow.
565
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,475
* *
566
00:22:51,517 --> 00:22:54,437
- Hey, everybody, could I get
a "Happy autumn, bitches"?
567
00:22:54,478 --> 00:22:56,564
[cheers and applause]
568
00:22:56,605 --> 00:22:58,399
Now, I know you didn't
come here to hear me.
569
00:22:58,441 --> 00:23:00,234
You came here to hear
Post Malone.
570
00:23:00,276 --> 00:23:02,903
[cheers and applause]
571
00:23:02,945 --> 00:23:04,655
First, I want to give
a big shout-out to the person
572
00:23:04,697 --> 00:23:06,032
who made all this happen.
573
00:23:06,073 --> 00:23:08,117
Let's hear it for Daisy.
Come on up, Daisy.
574
00:23:08,159 --> 00:23:09,952
[scattered cheers and applause]
- Daisy...
575
00:23:09,994 --> 00:23:12,747
all: Daisy, Daisy!
- Come on, Daisy.
576
00:23:12,788 --> 00:23:17,793
all: Daisy, Daisy, Daisy,
Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy!
577
00:23:17,835 --> 00:23:22,423
Daisy, Daisy, Daisy,
Daisy, Daisy!
578
00:23:22,465 --> 00:23:23,799
[cheers and applause]
579
00:23:23,841 --> 00:23:26,635
- Now, ladies and gentlemen,
Post Malone--
580
00:23:26,677 --> 00:23:28,804
- Stop, no!
- What are you doing?
581
00:23:28,846 --> 00:23:30,431
- I'm sorry, everybody,
582
00:23:30,473 --> 00:23:32,141
but I didn't make
this dance happen.
583
00:23:32,183 --> 00:23:35,478
In fact,
my attitude almost ruined it,
584
00:23:35,519 --> 00:23:38,105
so I want to say thank you to
all the hardworking volunteers
585
00:23:38,147 --> 00:23:39,357
who put up with me.
586
00:23:39,398 --> 00:23:41,984
I should have done better.
587
00:23:42,026 --> 00:23:44,487
And I want to make
a surprise announcement.
588
00:23:44,528 --> 00:23:46,489
Principal Toddman?
589
00:23:46,530 --> 00:23:48,657
- Huh?
Oh, I'm sorry.
590
00:23:48,699 --> 00:23:50,159
Would you like me to leave?
591
00:23:50,201 --> 00:23:51,619
- Uh, what
are you doing, Daisy?
592
00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:52,995
- Tonight's musical guest
593
00:23:53,037 --> 00:23:55,164
will not be Post Malone
as scheduled.
594
00:23:55,206 --> 00:23:57,166
- No, no, no.
595
00:23:57,208 --> 00:24:00,252
- Please put your hands
together for...
596
00:24:00,294 --> 00:24:01,670
the Birchwood Boys!
597
00:24:01,712 --> 00:24:03,172
- No, no, no, no.
Keep your hands apart.
598
00:24:03,214 --> 00:24:05,132
Keep your hands apart.
Do not put them together.
599
00:24:05,174 --> 00:24:07,009
No, no, no.
600
00:24:07,051 --> 00:24:08,928
Stop, stop, stop.
601
00:24:08,969 --> 00:24:11,972
- * If you like piña coladas *
602
00:24:12,014 --> 00:24:15,935
* And getting
caught in the rain *
603
00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:19,105
* If you're not into yoga *
604
00:24:19,146 --> 00:24:22,358
* If you have half a brain *
605
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,151
- Oh, I love this song.
606
00:24:24,193 --> 00:24:26,987
It was played
at my first wedding.
607
00:24:27,029 --> 00:24:30,700
- Okay, great.
Maybe I'll see you in class.
608
00:24:30,741 --> 00:24:33,411
- * I'm the love
that you've looked for *
609
00:24:33,452 --> 00:24:37,540
* Run to me and escape *
610
00:24:37,581 --> 00:24:40,501
- Hey,
sorry I ruined the dance.
611
00:24:40,543 --> 00:24:41,961
I just had to do
the right thing.
612
00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:43,295
- It's okay.
613
00:24:43,337 --> 00:24:45,548
We don't need another
entitled Bayside monster.
614
00:24:45,589 --> 00:24:47,633
- [chuckles]
615
00:24:47,675 --> 00:24:49,385
So was Post Malone mad?
616
00:24:49,427 --> 00:24:50,928
- No, he was never even here.
617
00:24:50,970 --> 00:24:52,054
- What?
618
00:24:52,096 --> 00:24:53,931
- He's a platinum
recording artist.
619
00:24:53,973 --> 00:24:57,059
He's not gonna play
a dance at a school gym.
620
00:24:57,101 --> 00:25:00,396
- So what would you have done
if I didn't interrupt you?
621
00:25:00,438 --> 00:25:02,231
- Huh.
622
00:25:02,273 --> 00:25:04,066
I don't know.
Good thing you did.
623
00:25:04,108 --> 00:25:07,028
- * I thought
it wasn't half bad *
624
00:25:07,069 --> 00:25:10,698
* Yes, I like piña coladas *
625
00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:14,201
* And getting
caught in the rain *
626
00:25:14,243 --> 00:25:17,580
* I'm not much
into health food *
627
00:25:17,621 --> 00:25:21,000
* I am into champagne *
628
00:25:21,042 --> 00:25:24,462
* I've got to meet you
by tomorrow noon *
629
00:25:24,503 --> 00:25:27,923
* And cut
through all this red tape *
630
00:25:27,965 --> 00:25:31,135
* At a bar called O'Malley's *
631
00:25:31,177 --> 00:25:34,805
* Where we'll plan
our escape *
632
00:25:34,847 --> 00:25:38,350
* So I waited
with high hopes *
633
00:25:38,392 --> 00:25:41,812
* Then she walked
in the place *
634
00:25:41,854 --> 00:25:45,149
* I knew her smile
in an instant *
635
00:25:45,191 --> 00:25:48,778
* I knew the curve
of her face *
636
00:25:48,819 --> 00:25:52,114
* It was my own lovely lady *
637
00:25:52,156 --> 00:25:55,534
* And she said,
"Aw, it's you" *
638
00:25:55,576 --> 00:25:58,954
[chuckles] * And we laughed
for a moment *
639
00:25:58,996 --> 00:26:01,999
* And I said, "I never knew *
640
00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:06,045
* That you liked
piña coladas *
641
00:26:06,087 --> 00:26:08,964
* And getting caught
in the rain"... *