1 00:00:07,778 --> 00:00:09,613 - Hi. 2 00:00:09,655 --> 00:00:11,449 - Hey, Lexi. 3 00:00:11,490 --> 00:00:13,868 Any chance you want to go to the Harvest Dance together? 4 00:00:13,909 --> 00:00:16,996 - I don't usually date seniors, but I'll let you know. 5 00:00:17,038 --> 00:00:18,789 - Cool. Well, I better run. 6 00:00:18,831 --> 00:00:22,168 I don't want to be late to health class. 7 00:00:22,209 --> 00:00:23,627 - Is it just me, or are the seniors 8 00:00:23,669 --> 00:00:24,920 at this school really old-looking? 9 00:00:24,962 --> 00:00:26,422 - Mm, it's just you. 10 00:00:26,464 --> 00:00:29,842 - Can I ask, what exactly is a Harvest Dance, 11 00:00:29,884 --> 00:00:32,720 'cause apparently the class president has to plan it? 12 00:00:32,762 --> 00:00:36,557 - [chuckles] Okay, uh, first of all, it'stheHarvest Dance, 13 00:00:36,599 --> 00:00:39,060 and planning it is a huge responsibility. 14 00:00:39,101 --> 00:00:40,686 - But it's just a dance. 15 00:00:40,728 --> 00:00:43,105 - Daisy, the kid who planned the Harvest Dance last year 16 00:00:43,147 --> 00:00:44,440 had a mental breakdown. 17 00:00:44,482 --> 00:00:46,317 Now he plans the parties 18 00:00:46,359 --> 00:00:49,070 at the Bellhurst Asylum for the Teenaged Insane. 19 00:00:49,111 --> 00:00:50,946 The theme for prom last year was... 20 00:00:50,988 --> 00:00:53,991 [yelling] 21 00:00:54,033 --> 00:00:56,118 - Hey, Lexi. 22 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,829 My friend thinks you're cute. 23 00:00:58,871 --> 00:01:00,206 - Oh. [chuckles] 24 00:01:00,247 --> 00:01:02,124 Tell him I'm still making my decision. 25 00:01:02,166 --> 00:01:04,210 - Okay. - Thanks. 26 00:01:04,251 --> 00:01:06,253 - Okay, those seniors had visible crow's feet. 27 00:01:06,295 --> 00:01:07,963 I'm gonna check IDs. 28 00:01:08,005 --> 00:01:09,882 - I just can't decide who to say yes to. 29 00:01:09,924 --> 00:01:13,010 - Well, what if you didn't go with any of them? 30 00:01:13,052 --> 00:01:15,429 What if you asked someone to go with you instead? 31 00:01:15,471 --> 00:01:17,431 - Hmm. - Oh, man. 32 00:01:17,473 --> 00:01:19,725 Flushed my shirt down the toilet again. 33 00:01:19,767 --> 00:01:21,685 - [sighs] 34 00:01:21,727 --> 00:01:23,979 - If you like Jamie, just ask him. 35 00:01:24,021 --> 00:01:25,398 - Look, don't pressure me. 36 00:01:25,439 --> 00:01:27,525 I'm still thinking about it. 37 00:01:27,566 --> 00:01:29,276 But I do love that you're obsessing 38 00:01:29,318 --> 00:01:31,028 over my romantic entanglements. 39 00:01:31,070 --> 00:01:32,613 Keep doing that. 40 00:01:32,655 --> 00:01:35,825 - Hey, there is no way that that guy goes to our school. 41 00:01:35,866 --> 00:01:39,036 He's literally wearing cataract glasses and a Desert Storm hat. 42 00:01:39,078 --> 00:01:42,331 [laid-back music playing] 43 00:01:42,373 --> 00:01:44,083 [bell rings] 44 00:01:44,125 --> 00:01:45,668 - * When I wake up in the morning * 45 00:01:45,710 --> 00:01:47,253 * Alarm gives out a warning * 46 00:01:47,294 --> 00:01:49,171 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 47 00:01:49,213 --> 00:01:50,506 [bell rings] 48 00:01:50,548 --> 00:01:51,757 * By the time I grab my books * 49 00:01:51,799 --> 00:01:53,092 * And I give myself a look * 50 00:01:53,134 --> 00:01:56,804 * I'm at the corner just in time * 51 00:01:56,846 --> 00:01:59,056 * It's all right, it's all right * 52 00:01:59,098 --> 00:02:00,850 * Saved by the bell, it's all right * 53 00:02:00,891 --> 00:02:03,227 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 54 00:02:03,269 --> 00:02:06,355 * It's all right * 55 00:02:06,397 --> 00:02:10,026 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 56 00:02:10,067 --> 00:02:13,029 [bell rings] 57 00:02:13,070 --> 00:02:14,405 [cheerful music playing] 58 00:02:14,447 --> 00:02:18,576 - * Bop-bop, ooh, bop-bop-bop * 59 00:02:18,617 --> 00:02:21,245 - * My surfing dream's a wipeout * 60 00:02:21,287 --> 00:02:24,582 * That bummer drill sergeant's gonna kick my butt * 61 00:02:24,623 --> 00:02:27,877 * There's no waves in boot camp * 62 00:02:27,918 --> 00:02:32,048 * You can't hang ten while you go ten-hut * 63 00:02:32,089 --> 00:02:33,883 * * 64 00:02:33,924 --> 00:02:35,468 - Wonderful! 65 00:02:35,509 --> 00:02:38,846 This may be the greatest musical I've ever written, 66 00:02:38,888 --> 00:02:40,473 and to think I got kicked out of Juilliard 67 00:02:40,514 --> 00:02:42,266 for getting straight Fs. 68 00:02:42,308 --> 00:02:44,727 - You have a really great voice, DeVante. 69 00:02:44,769 --> 00:02:46,520 Congratulations, that's the first time 70 00:02:46,562 --> 00:02:48,064 I've ever said that sincerely. 71 00:02:48,105 --> 00:02:51,567 - That's enough musical rehearsals for today. 72 00:02:51,609 --> 00:02:55,529 The time has come for scene work. 73 00:02:55,571 --> 00:02:57,948 - Uh, what--what's scene work? Is that, like, acting? 74 00:02:57,990 --> 00:03:00,701 - Lexi, you're the sultry beach babe 75 00:03:00,743 --> 00:03:03,871 whose preacher father thinks surfing is a sin. 76 00:03:03,913 --> 00:03:07,375 DeVante, you're the studly surf rat 77 00:03:07,416 --> 00:03:08,584 who's gonna break her heart 78 00:03:08,626 --> 00:03:11,754 like a long board on a rocky shoal. 79 00:03:11,796 --> 00:03:16,342 - Cool. - And action. 80 00:03:16,384 --> 00:03:19,970 - But, Kahuna... 81 00:03:20,012 --> 00:03:21,764 What if I never see you again? 82 00:03:21,806 --> 00:03:25,893 What if you get shot in the war? 83 00:03:25,935 --> 00:03:28,354 I could never lose you. 84 00:03:28,396 --> 00:03:31,232 [gentle music] 85 00:03:31,273 --> 00:03:34,694 - I'm not the Big Kahuna anymore. 86 00:03:34,735 --> 00:03:38,489 I'm just Private Bernard Kahoonski... 87 00:03:40,199 --> 00:03:43,494 And my train is leaving. 88 00:03:43,536 --> 00:03:47,581 - Kahuna, no! 89 00:03:47,623 --> 00:03:50,710 - I'm sorry. I have to go. 90 00:03:53,504 --> 00:03:54,964 [bell rings] 91 00:03:55,005 --> 00:03:56,632 - Okay. 92 00:03:56,674 --> 00:03:59,635 That was rough, but, luckily, I have a free period, 93 00:03:59,677 --> 00:04:01,804 so I'm gonna twist off a Barefoot Chard 94 00:04:01,846 --> 00:04:03,764 and watch "Property Brothers." 95 00:04:03,806 --> 00:04:05,599 We'll try this again tomorrow. 96 00:04:05,641 --> 00:04:07,810 [light tense music] 97 00:04:07,852 --> 00:04:12,565 - Eight, nine... 98 00:04:12,606 --> 00:04:15,860 Damn it. How did I manage to lose 800 whoopee cushions? 99 00:04:15,901 --> 00:04:17,069 - Hey, Mac. 100 00:04:17,111 --> 00:04:20,990 Hope you're having a rock-and-roll day. 101 00:04:21,032 --> 00:04:22,450 - Thanks, I always do. 102 00:04:22,491 --> 00:04:24,452 [rock music] 103 00:04:24,493 --> 00:04:27,455 - The Birchwood Boys are back, baby! 104 00:04:27,496 --> 00:04:29,040 * * 105 00:04:29,081 --> 00:04:30,791 - No. 106 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:32,209 - Next item on the agenda-- 107 00:04:32,251 --> 00:04:35,004 we need to pick a caterer for the Harvest Dance. 108 00:04:35,046 --> 00:04:38,466 - Or what if everyone just brought a bag of chips, 109 00:04:38,507 --> 00:04:39,842 but to make it fun, 110 00:04:39,884 --> 00:04:41,844 you keep the flavor you're bringing a surprise. 111 00:04:41,886 --> 00:04:44,847 Okay, I can't wait any longer. I'm bringing Baked Lay's. 112 00:04:44,889 --> 00:04:47,725 - Stop the meeting. Stop this travesty. 113 00:04:47,767 --> 00:04:50,227 I'm only gonna ask you this once. 114 00:04:50,269 --> 00:04:52,855 Who did you hire to do the music at the Harvest Dance? 115 00:04:52,897 --> 00:04:54,940 Who did you hire to do the music at the Harvest Dance? 116 00:04:54,982 --> 00:04:57,401 - This local indie band that Principal Toddman recommended. 117 00:04:57,443 --> 00:04:59,320 He said they'd play for free. 118 00:04:59,362 --> 00:05:02,698 - Was it the Birchwood Boys? - Yes. 119 00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:05,451 - The Birchwood Boys are Toddman and his neighbors 120 00:05:05,493 --> 00:05:07,244 from the Birchwood Furnished Apartment Complex 121 00:05:07,286 --> 00:05:09,830 for Divorced Dads. - I'm sorry. 122 00:05:09,872 --> 00:05:12,917 It just feels crazy to have a $10,000 budget 123 00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:15,503 for a school dance, and if we spend sensibly, 124 00:05:15,544 --> 00:05:18,339 maybe we can use the rest of it on something we actually need. 125 00:05:18,381 --> 00:05:20,549 - On what? 126 00:05:20,591 --> 00:05:23,803 "Pagier" books? "Typier" computers? 127 00:05:23,844 --> 00:05:25,721 I don't know. I don't go to class. 128 00:05:25,763 --> 00:05:29,392 I just walk around the halls mixing it up. 129 00:05:29,433 --> 00:05:30,559 - He does have a point. 130 00:05:30,601 --> 00:05:32,395 - I do? - He does? 131 00:05:32,436 --> 00:05:33,938 - The money is specifically allocated 132 00:05:33,979 --> 00:05:35,773 for the dance by the school board. 133 00:05:35,815 --> 00:05:37,066 If we don't spend it, 134 00:05:37,108 --> 00:05:38,859 we just lose it from the budget next year. 135 00:05:38,901 --> 00:05:40,861 - That's exactly what I said. 136 00:05:40,903 --> 00:05:42,738 - Oh, well, in that case, 137 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:44,657 I guess we have to spend the money? 138 00:05:44,699 --> 00:05:46,992 [light music] 139 00:05:47,034 --> 00:05:48,411 [sighs] 140 00:05:48,452 --> 00:05:50,955 But how do you even spend $10,000 on a school dance? 141 00:05:50,996 --> 00:05:54,583 - Daisy, I'm currently wearing $10,000 worth of cologne. 142 00:05:54,625 --> 00:05:56,168 Let me show you how to spend. 143 00:05:56,210 --> 00:05:57,586 - [sighs deeply] 144 00:05:57,628 --> 00:06:00,589 [upbeat music] 145 00:06:00,631 --> 00:06:07,763 * * 146 00:06:11,726 --> 00:06:13,269 - We need to talk. 147 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:15,938 I know you weren't trying when we ran that scene yesterday. 148 00:06:15,980 --> 00:06:18,607 - Look, I did the musical because I like music. 149 00:06:18,649 --> 00:06:20,109 - Mm-hmm. 150 00:06:20,151 --> 00:06:23,738 - But this acting stuff is, respectfully, corny as hell. 151 00:06:23,779 --> 00:06:26,991 - I understand completely, 152 00:06:27,033 --> 00:06:29,744 which is why I've taken the liberty of booking you 153 00:06:29,785 --> 00:06:33,706 a class with famed acting coach Dax Cahuenga. 154 00:06:34,832 --> 00:06:36,834 I see you're too shocked to gasp. 155 00:06:36,876 --> 00:06:40,629 Dax is a Hollywood legend. Do you know Justin Long? 156 00:06:40,671 --> 00:06:43,007 That's Dax's landlord. 157 00:06:43,049 --> 00:06:44,800 - Yeah, it's gonna be a no for me, dog. 158 00:06:44,842 --> 00:06:47,636 - Okay, but how could you say no 159 00:06:47,678 --> 00:06:49,847 to a girl who's losing her sight? 160 00:06:49,889 --> 00:06:53,851 Mama? Is that you? 161 00:06:53,893 --> 00:06:57,980 Dax taught me that day one. So what do you say, tough guy? 162 00:06:58,022 --> 00:07:00,316 - I think we both know I'm gonna leave now. 163 00:07:00,358 --> 00:07:01,734 - Yeah. 164 00:07:01,776 --> 00:07:03,819 [mellow music] 165 00:07:03,861 --> 00:07:06,655 - Whoa. This party store is so fancy. 166 00:07:06,697 --> 00:07:08,074 - Hello, service? [snaps fingers] 167 00:07:08,115 --> 00:07:09,784 My dad's governor, and her dad's daughter 168 00:07:09,825 --> 00:07:11,410 is friends with the governor's son. 169 00:07:11,452 --> 00:07:14,163 - Stop it. Snapping is so rude. 170 00:07:14,205 --> 00:07:17,666 Okay, we need a punch bowl. How about this one? 171 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:20,002 - No, no, no, no, no, no. That is garbage. 172 00:07:20,044 --> 00:07:21,128 I wouldn't let my dog drink punch 173 00:07:21,170 --> 00:07:22,671 out of that, and my dog loves punch. 174 00:07:22,713 --> 00:07:23,923 - Why? What's wrong with it? 175 00:07:23,964 --> 00:07:25,341 - It's the first one you saw. 176 00:07:25,383 --> 00:07:28,135 Rule number one of spending money like a rich person-- 177 00:07:28,177 --> 00:07:29,387 we can do better. 178 00:07:29,428 --> 00:07:32,473 [lively music] 179 00:07:32,515 --> 00:07:34,225 * * 180 00:07:34,266 --> 00:07:36,227 - No, we can do better. 181 00:07:36,268 --> 00:07:39,021 * * 182 00:07:39,063 --> 00:07:40,523 We can do better. 183 00:07:40,564 --> 00:07:44,026 * * 184 00:07:44,068 --> 00:07:46,612 We can do better. 185 00:07:46,654 --> 00:07:48,280 We can do even better. 186 00:07:48,322 --> 00:07:51,784 * * 187 00:07:51,826 --> 00:07:52,910 Hmm. 188 00:07:54,578 --> 00:07:56,706 Hello? [snaps fingers] Service? 189 00:07:56,747 --> 00:07:59,208 - Um, I don't work here. 190 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:00,334 - Oh. 191 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:01,711 [record scratches] 192 00:08:01,752 --> 00:08:03,129 I know snapping is rude. 193 00:08:03,170 --> 00:08:05,715 I'm being a rich person. Don't judge me. 194 00:08:05,756 --> 00:08:07,800 [hip-hop music] 195 00:08:07,842 --> 00:08:09,552 - Yes. - [groans] 196 00:08:09,593 --> 00:08:10,678 - Man, you trash. 197 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,680 - Yo, I miss Douglas. 198 00:08:12,722 --> 00:08:14,140 It sucks they split up the crew. 199 00:08:14,181 --> 00:08:15,808 - Yeah, well, at least they sent y'all to Valley together. 200 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:17,268 I'm at Bayside alone. 201 00:08:17,309 --> 00:08:18,644 - Valley is wild. 202 00:08:18,686 --> 00:08:20,271 It is full of white people that love "Hamilton" 203 00:08:20,312 --> 00:08:22,314 but are terrified of real black people. 204 00:08:22,356 --> 00:08:24,316 We just walk around talking about how much it sucks. 205 00:08:24,358 --> 00:08:26,318 [cell phone buzzes] 206 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,237 * * 207 00:08:28,279 --> 00:08:31,115 - So, I mean, being that Valley hasn't changed y'all, 208 00:08:31,157 --> 00:08:33,075 y'all still keeping that same Douglas energy? 209 00:08:33,117 --> 00:08:34,910 - Absolutely. All day, every day. 210 00:08:34,952 --> 00:08:36,120 - Wrong. - Shut up. 211 00:08:36,162 --> 00:08:37,580 You said you weren't gonna say nothing. 212 00:08:37,621 --> 00:08:40,291 - D, Ray tried to reinvent himself 213 00:08:40,332 --> 00:08:41,584 his first day at Valley. 214 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:42,752 - Come on, please, man. 215 00:08:42,793 --> 00:08:45,129 - He came in wearing a little hat. 216 00:08:45,171 --> 00:08:47,131 Show him. 217 00:08:47,173 --> 00:08:49,592 - A hat? - A hat. Look at this. 218 00:08:49,633 --> 00:08:51,343 * * 219 00:08:51,385 --> 00:08:53,512 You look like an old dad in a Spike Lee movie. 220 00:08:53,554 --> 00:08:56,265 - I was trying something new. What do you think, D? 221 00:08:56,307 --> 00:08:58,934 * * 222 00:08:58,976 --> 00:09:00,644 - Boy, if you don't get your ghetto 223 00:09:00,686 --> 00:09:02,438 Carmen Sandiego hat ass up out of here... 224 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,107 - Yeah, you look like Al Capone's one black friend. 225 00:09:05,149 --> 00:09:06,942 - You Paddington Bear-looking-- You know what? 226 00:09:06,984 --> 00:09:08,861 I got to go. - Where you going? 227 00:09:08,903 --> 00:09:11,405 - Well, you figure it out, Sherlock Stupid Hat. 228 00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:14,950 - Carmen Sandiego was dope. She traveled the world. 229 00:09:17,703 --> 00:09:20,039 - Hello? 230 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:22,166 Has rehearsal been canceled? 231 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:25,378 - In a sense, yes. Lights. 232 00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:28,297 I sent everyone home. 233 00:09:28,339 --> 00:09:30,841 If you aren't going to make time to come to acting class, 234 00:09:30,883 --> 00:09:33,636 acting class is going to have to come to you. 235 00:09:33,677 --> 00:09:35,805 Welcome to your nightmare. 236 00:09:36,972 --> 00:09:38,891 Just kidding. It'll be fun. 237 00:09:44,355 --> 00:09:47,358 - Ahh, ohh... Catch! 238 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,151 [light music] 239 00:09:49,193 --> 00:09:51,320 - Catch what? - I threw you a sound. 240 00:09:51,362 --> 00:09:52,822 It's an acting exercise. 241 00:09:52,863 --> 00:09:54,657 Here, try again. 242 00:09:54,699 --> 00:09:58,661 Ahh, ohh--ah! [scoffs] 243 00:09:58,703 --> 00:10:00,496 You didn't catch it. 244 00:10:00,538 --> 00:10:02,373 * * 245 00:10:02,415 --> 00:10:04,458 You're lucky it isn't broken. 246 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,877 - If I do break it, can this be over? 247 00:10:06,919 --> 00:10:08,295 - If you're gonna be in the musical, 248 00:10:08,337 --> 00:10:10,339 you need to be willing to step out of your comfort zone. 249 00:10:10,381 --> 00:10:12,341 - I am--I've been out of my comfort zone 250 00:10:12,383 --> 00:10:13,926 ever since I got to this school. 251 00:10:13,968 --> 00:10:16,011 Look, I thought I could try something new, 252 00:10:16,053 --> 00:10:18,347 but maybe I can't-- maybe it was just a mistake. 253 00:10:18,389 --> 00:10:21,600 - It's not a mistake. You're just scared. 254 00:10:21,642 --> 00:10:23,686 But sometimes facing your fear 255 00:10:23,728 --> 00:10:25,521 and taking the risk is worth it. 256 00:10:25,563 --> 00:10:26,814 - I'm not scared. 257 00:10:26,856 --> 00:10:29,608 I just don't want to look like a joke. 258 00:10:29,650 --> 00:10:31,986 - A joke? 259 00:10:32,028 --> 00:10:34,864 Is that what you think I look like? 260 00:10:34,905 --> 00:10:36,824 - Well, yeah, kind of. 261 00:10:39,618 --> 00:10:41,620 - Hey, Lexi, come on, now. I didn't mean it like that. 262 00:10:41,662 --> 00:10:44,040 - No, I think maybe you were right. 263 00:10:44,081 --> 00:10:47,501 Maybe you should just quit. 264 00:10:47,543 --> 00:10:49,462 - Lexi. 265 00:10:49,503 --> 00:10:52,423 [melancholy music] 266 00:10:52,465 --> 00:10:54,467 * * 267 00:10:54,508 --> 00:10:56,552 - Guys! Hello? 268 00:10:56,594 --> 00:10:59,889 Why is no one using the booties I bought for them? 269 00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:04,477 I spent all last weekend buffing the gym floor... 270 00:11:04,518 --> 00:11:08,564 and being cool and going on dates and stuff. 271 00:11:08,606 --> 00:11:10,566 [clears throat] Excuse me. 272 00:11:10,608 --> 00:11:12,443 - Daisy. 273 00:11:12,485 --> 00:11:15,071 These are the fanciest harvest decorations I've ever seen. 274 00:11:15,112 --> 00:11:18,032 - What can I say? Bayside deserves the best. 275 00:11:18,074 --> 00:11:20,242 Guys, why are we carving pumpkins? 276 00:11:20,284 --> 00:11:23,496 Sorry, it's just jack-o'-lanterns are Halloween. 277 00:11:23,537 --> 00:11:25,456 This is Harvest. 278 00:11:25,498 --> 00:11:28,584 [light tense music] 279 00:11:28,626 --> 00:11:30,628 - Okay. 280 00:11:30,669 --> 00:11:34,382 - Hey, I bet myself $10 that I would never say this, 281 00:11:34,423 --> 00:11:36,092 but you're kind of good at being a rich lady. 282 00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:37,551 You should be proud of yourself. 283 00:11:37,593 --> 00:11:39,053 This dance is gonna be perfect. 284 00:11:39,095 --> 00:11:42,181 [feedback screeching] 285 00:11:46,143 --> 00:11:48,896 - Are we sweet? Am I sweet in the mix? 286 00:11:48,938 --> 00:11:51,816 Saul, can you play me a--Saul? 287 00:11:51,857 --> 00:11:54,276 Saul! Can you play me a middle C? 288 00:11:54,318 --> 00:11:55,277 [note plays] 289 00:11:55,319 --> 00:11:56,404 There it is. That should do it. 290 00:11:56,445 --> 00:11:58,072 Rock and roll! 291 00:11:58,114 --> 00:11:59,657 [feedback screeches] 292 00:11:59,699 --> 00:12:01,617 - Okay, maybe not perfect. 293 00:12:01,659 --> 00:12:03,828 [electric guitar screeches] 294 00:12:03,869 --> 00:12:06,247 - So, are you guys excited for the Harvest Dance? 295 00:12:06,288 --> 00:12:08,749 I hope there aren't too many scarecrows this year. 296 00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:10,209 - Hey, Jamie. 297 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,585 Heard you talking about the Harvest Dance. 298 00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:12,837 Know who you're taking? 299 00:12:12,878 --> 00:12:13,963 - I haven't really thought about it yet. 300 00:12:14,004 --> 00:12:16,006 - Dances are so fun. [chuckles] 301 00:12:16,048 --> 00:12:18,843 I've been to so many over the course of my life. 302 00:12:18,884 --> 00:12:21,679 Well, let me know, hon. 303 00:12:21,721 --> 00:12:23,931 - Okay, is that woman a senior at our school? 304 00:12:23,973 --> 00:12:25,641 - Who, Dolores? Yeah. 305 00:12:25,683 --> 00:12:29,103 - She's, like, a billion. Nobody else sees this? 306 00:12:29,145 --> 00:12:31,605 Maybe this place is making us old. 307 00:12:31,647 --> 00:12:33,816 I'm gonna go check my face in the mirror. 308 00:12:33,858 --> 00:12:36,652 [light music playing] 309 00:12:36,694 --> 00:12:37,862 - [sighs] So... 310 00:12:37,903 --> 00:12:40,489 do you know who you're taking to the dance? 311 00:12:40,531 --> 00:12:41,949 - Um, I don't know. 312 00:12:41,991 --> 00:12:43,659 I was thinking maybe it could be fun to, like, 313 00:12:43,701 --> 00:12:45,453 bring a friend. 314 00:12:45,494 --> 00:12:49,999 I mean, if you're not taking anyone, maybe... 315 00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:51,834 - Maybe what? 316 00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:53,836 You forgot to finish your sentence. 317 00:12:53,878 --> 00:12:57,339 It's cool. I do it all the... 318 00:12:57,381 --> 00:12:59,425 - Maybe, uh... 319 00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:01,302 I don't remember what I was gonna say. 320 00:13:01,343 --> 00:13:03,220 It was probably something really funny. 321 00:13:03,262 --> 00:13:04,680 - [laughs] 322 00:13:04,722 --> 00:13:07,349 Oh, yeah, it was. [laughs] 323 00:13:07,391 --> 00:13:08,559 Oh. 324 00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:13,522 - It's called the horn of plenty, Nadia, 325 00:13:13,564 --> 00:13:14,857 not a horn of some. 326 00:13:14,899 --> 00:13:16,108 We can do better. 327 00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:18,361 - Hey, if this is what it's like to have a job, 328 00:13:18,402 --> 00:13:20,363 then it sucks. 329 00:13:20,404 --> 00:13:24,200 And I owe my dad's trophy wife a huge apology. 330 00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:26,369 [electric guitar screeches] 331 00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:28,537 - Hey, Daisy, would you like us to open 332 00:13:28,579 --> 00:13:31,957 with "The Piña Colada Song" and then just play it all night, 333 00:13:31,999 --> 00:13:35,127 because that is the only song we know? 334 00:13:35,169 --> 00:13:38,047 [Rupert Holmes' "Escape" playing] 335 00:13:38,089 --> 00:13:40,299 * * 336 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,176 - [sighs] 337 00:13:42,218 --> 00:13:44,929 - [chuckles] Bye. 338 00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:46,555 - We got to do something about Toddman. 339 00:13:46,597 --> 00:13:48,432 - Oh, listen, nobody wants to flush that turd 340 00:13:48,474 --> 00:13:49,725 more than I do. 341 00:13:49,767 --> 00:13:51,644 Who do we replace him with? 342 00:13:51,685 --> 00:13:53,896 I mean, my next-door neighbor is Post Malone. 343 00:13:53,938 --> 00:13:55,398 He's always standing asleep 344 00:13:55,439 --> 00:13:57,066 in his front yard watering the grass. 345 00:13:57,108 --> 00:13:58,192 I could see if he knows somebody. 346 00:13:58,234 --> 00:14:00,069 - What? Ask him. 347 00:14:00,111 --> 00:14:02,154 - What do we do about Toddman? 348 00:14:02,196 --> 00:14:03,239 - I'll deal with it. 349 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,574 - Oh, really? You sure? 350 00:14:05,616 --> 00:14:07,952 - We want the dance to be perfect, right? 351 00:14:07,993 --> 00:14:09,453 I'll do what I have to do. 352 00:14:09,495 --> 00:14:11,914 - Savage. I like that for you. 353 00:14:11,956 --> 00:14:14,375 I'm gonna go wake up Post and tell him the good news. 354 00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:16,544 * * 355 00:14:16,585 --> 00:14:18,003 - [sighs deeply] 356 00:14:18,045 --> 00:14:20,548 - Hey, Daisy, are we not loud enough? 357 00:14:20,589 --> 00:14:22,758 Listen-- Hold up, boys. One second. 358 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,761 I can crank the treble. 359 00:14:25,803 --> 00:14:28,097 The bass is broken. 360 00:14:28,139 --> 00:14:30,307 - Mr. Toddman, I know I promised 361 00:14:30,349 --> 00:14:32,101 that the Birchwood Boys could play the dance, 362 00:14:32,143 --> 00:14:34,895 but I think we want to move in a different direction. 363 00:14:34,937 --> 00:14:37,440 - It's Saul. He's the problem, right? 364 00:14:37,481 --> 00:14:40,609 Did his face Band-Aid come off? Now you know why 365 00:14:40,651 --> 00:14:42,069 he wears a face Band-Aid. - I'm sorry, Mr. Toddman. 366 00:14:42,111 --> 00:14:43,195 But you're not playing the dance. 367 00:14:43,237 --> 00:14:44,613 We can do better. 368 00:14:47,783 --> 00:14:50,995 - Oh. I see. 369 00:14:52,455 --> 00:14:54,957 Hey, Saul, pack it up. We're canned. 370 00:14:54,999 --> 00:14:58,044 - [sighs] Uh... 371 00:14:58,085 --> 00:15:00,046 Why are we standing around, guys? 372 00:15:00,087 --> 00:15:01,464 Post Malone is playing the dance, 373 00:15:01,505 --> 00:15:03,215 and this place has to look amazing. 374 00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:04,800 Let's go, let's go, let's go! [snapping fingers] 375 00:15:04,842 --> 00:15:08,804 - Excuse me, did you just snap at a room full of volunteers? 376 00:15:08,846 --> 00:15:12,266 The only one who is allowed to snap at me 377 00:15:12,308 --> 00:15:14,810 is the crocodile I'm raising to make a bag out of. 378 00:15:14,852 --> 00:15:16,771 Screw this. 379 00:15:16,812 --> 00:15:18,105 I quit. 380 00:15:18,147 --> 00:15:19,482 - [scoffs] 381 00:15:19,523 --> 00:15:21,984 - Wow. Rude. - Build your own corn maze. 382 00:15:22,026 --> 00:15:23,611 - Uh... Uh... 383 00:15:23,652 --> 00:15:25,863 * * 384 00:15:25,905 --> 00:15:27,823 Uh... [record scratches] 385 00:15:27,865 --> 00:15:31,702 Okay, now you can judge me. 386 00:15:31,744 --> 00:15:34,121 - How are you not gonna buy me a house if you win the lottery? 387 00:15:34,163 --> 00:15:36,207 - Bro, it's my money, okay? 388 00:15:36,248 --> 00:15:37,333 I got to get me a house. 389 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:38,584 I got to get my grandmama a crib. 390 00:15:38,626 --> 00:15:40,127 - Oh, then you definitely gonna buy me one, 391 00:15:40,169 --> 00:15:41,587 'cause I'm gonna be smashing your grandma. 392 00:15:41,629 --> 00:15:43,589 - Dude! - Now you know how it feels. 393 00:15:43,631 --> 00:15:45,341 - Your grandma is thick, though. 394 00:15:45,383 --> 00:15:47,510 She make them good grits. [cell phone buzzes] 395 00:15:47,551 --> 00:15:49,678 - Okay, y'all, stop talking about my grandma. 396 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,931 - Smooth. 397 00:15:51,972 --> 00:15:55,184 - Yo, you leaving us again, D? 398 00:15:55,226 --> 00:15:56,936 - Nah, I ain't got nowhere to be. 399 00:15:56,977 --> 00:15:58,979 - Good, then I'ma order us some pizzas. 400 00:15:59,021 --> 00:16:00,773 - Or paella. 401 00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:03,526 - No, why are you always trying something new? 402 00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:05,528 - I'm not--Valley had it in the cafeteria, 403 00:16:05,569 --> 00:16:06,987 and I wanted to see what it was about. 404 00:16:07,029 --> 00:16:08,531 Dang! - [sighs, clicks tongue] 405 00:16:08,572 --> 00:16:10,950 D, put something good on TV for us, please. 406 00:16:10,991 --> 00:16:12,952 - Got you. 407 00:16:12,993 --> 00:16:14,829 - No, but dead-ass, buy that paella. 408 00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:16,747 It got shrimp. Do you know what saffron is? 409 00:16:16,789 --> 00:16:20,126 It got saffron. Like, that's fragrant. 410 00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:23,504 [TV beeping] 411 00:16:26,757 --> 00:16:29,135 - What the... 412 00:16:30,469 --> 00:16:34,348 - I'm excited, but I'm nervous, too. 413 00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:35,933 It's, like, I've been going to school 414 00:16:35,975 --> 00:16:37,727 with these people for years, and this is the first time 415 00:16:37,768 --> 00:16:39,478 they're gonna see me since my transition. 416 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,105 The first time they're actually 417 00:16:41,147 --> 00:16:42,857 gonna see me as myself. 418 00:16:42,898 --> 00:16:44,900 [uplifting music] 419 00:16:44,942 --> 00:16:46,360 But I'm scared. 420 00:16:46,402 --> 00:16:49,321 What if they judge me or don't accept me? 421 00:16:49,363 --> 00:16:51,282 * * 422 00:16:51,323 --> 00:16:54,744 I just don't want people to think I'm a joke. 423 00:16:54,785 --> 00:16:57,413 - Oh, no. 424 00:16:57,455 --> 00:17:00,583 [indistinct chatter] 425 00:17:03,377 --> 00:17:04,920 - Today was hard. 426 00:17:04,962 --> 00:17:07,089 I threw up Go-Gurt on my first-day-of-school dress, 427 00:17:07,131 --> 00:17:08,424 so I had to wear 428 00:17:08,466 --> 00:17:11,093 my second-day-of-school dress instead. 429 00:17:11,135 --> 00:17:14,013 But I got to be myself, 430 00:17:14,055 --> 00:17:18,517 and tomorrow I get to do it all over again. 431 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,186 You see, the thing I learned today is... 432 00:17:20,227 --> 00:17:21,604 Jamie! 433 00:17:21,645 --> 00:17:23,105 If you don't face your fears... 434 00:17:23,147 --> 00:17:25,858 - Hey. - Good to see you. 435 00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:27,026 - You too. - Hi. 436 00:17:27,068 --> 00:17:30,363 And just say, "This is me, 437 00:17:30,404 --> 00:17:32,198 and I don't care what anyone else thinks," 438 00:17:32,239 --> 00:17:34,867 then you'll never be the person you were meant to be. 439 00:17:34,909 --> 00:17:36,786 You'll never be free. 440 00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:40,873 * * 441 00:17:40,915 --> 00:17:43,209 - Are you... 442 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,668 crying? 443 00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:47,129 - Shut up, man! 444 00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:50,383 Look, I'm in the musical at Bayside. 445 00:17:50,424 --> 00:17:54,929 - It's--it's all good, man. You do you. 446 00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:56,389 - Mm-hmm. 447 00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:58,724 - Take off the damn hat! 448 00:18:03,562 --> 00:18:05,564 - Okay, everything is set with Post Malone. 449 00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,733 His requests were hot tea with lemon 450 00:18:07,775 --> 00:18:10,486 and that I always stay 50 feet away from him. 451 00:18:10,528 --> 00:18:13,364 [unsettling music] 452 00:18:13,406 --> 00:18:15,282 * * 453 00:18:15,324 --> 00:18:18,244 Uh, what happened? 454 00:18:18,285 --> 00:18:20,496 - Um, I guess I sort of lashed out, 455 00:18:20,538 --> 00:18:21,997 and the whole dance committee quit. 456 00:18:22,039 --> 00:18:24,291 So I thought maybe I can do it all myself. 457 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,794 - What even is this? 458 00:18:26,836 --> 00:18:28,754 Did you put Christmas lights in a fishbowl? 459 00:18:28,796 --> 00:18:31,048 - It's an elegant accent piece, you dick. 460 00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:33,426 I saw it on someone's Pinterest. 461 00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:36,345 Okay, fine! It was my Pinterest! 462 00:18:36,387 --> 00:18:39,515 I got to act like a rich person for one day--one day! 463 00:18:39,557 --> 00:18:41,183 And I turned into the worst version 464 00:18:41,225 --> 00:18:42,685 of an entitled Bayside monster. 465 00:18:42,727 --> 00:18:45,938 - So you're saying that being rich is just as hard, 466 00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:48,399 even harder than being poor? 467 00:18:48,441 --> 00:18:52,236 - No, of course being rich is way easier than being poor. 468 00:18:52,278 --> 00:18:55,031 When you're poor, you're worried all the time, 469 00:18:55,072 --> 00:18:56,240 even if you're a kid. 470 00:18:56,282 --> 00:18:58,367 Like, last year I was all excited 471 00:18:58,409 --> 00:18:59,827 about myquinceañera. 472 00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:01,370 I even kept a folder where I'd cut out 473 00:19:01,412 --> 00:19:03,706 fancy pictures from magazines, 474 00:19:03,748 --> 00:19:05,374 but then I overheard my mom on the phone 475 00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:07,084 talking about how worried she was, 476 00:19:07,126 --> 00:19:10,838 and we were drowning in bills. 477 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,299 So when she asked me what I wanted for myquince, 478 00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:16,052 I said they were stupid, and I didn't want one. 479 00:19:16,093 --> 00:19:18,095 - I'm sorry, Daisy. 480 00:19:18,137 --> 00:19:20,347 That really sucks. 481 00:19:20,389 --> 00:19:21,849 Just to clarify-- 482 00:19:21,891 --> 00:19:23,893 aquinceañerais some kind of spicy meat pie? 483 00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:25,394 [bell rings] 484 00:19:25,436 --> 00:19:27,563 - I got to go to class. 485 00:19:27,605 --> 00:19:29,482 I guess this is as good as it's gonna get. 486 00:19:29,523 --> 00:19:32,443 [cheerful music] 487 00:19:32,485 --> 00:19:35,071 * * 488 00:19:35,112 --> 00:19:37,198 - Right, 'cause that's what I was thinking. 489 00:19:37,239 --> 00:19:39,158 I never told him. 490 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,285 - Hey, Lexi. 491 00:19:41,327 --> 00:19:43,245 I'm sorry about what I said. 492 00:19:43,287 --> 00:19:46,749 You're not a joke. 493 00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:48,417 You're cool. 494 00:19:48,459 --> 00:19:51,045 - Okay, I actually don't hate this so far. 495 00:19:51,087 --> 00:19:52,088 Go on. 496 00:19:52,129 --> 00:19:55,424 - And you were right. 497 00:19:57,176 --> 00:19:58,761 I was scared. 498 00:19:58,803 --> 00:20:01,180 But I don't want to be scared anymore. 499 00:20:01,222 --> 00:20:04,558 I want to be the person that I was meant to be. 500 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,102 - What are you trying to say? 501 00:20:06,143 --> 00:20:08,688 - What I'm trying to say is... 502 00:20:10,981 --> 00:20:13,442 I think it's time for the Big Kahuna 503 00:20:13,484 --> 00:20:15,444 to surf on out of here! 504 00:20:19,532 --> 00:20:22,159 - But, Kahuna... 505 00:20:22,201 --> 00:20:24,829 what if I never see you again? 506 00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:26,622 What if you get shot? 507 00:20:26,664 --> 00:20:30,334 The world would lose a surf champion, 508 00:20:30,376 --> 00:20:33,379 but I-- I'd would lose my heart. 509 00:20:33,421 --> 00:20:35,923 - Oh, but I'm not Kahuna anymore. 510 00:20:35,965 --> 00:20:40,553 I'm just Private Bernard Kahoonski, 511 00:20:40,594 --> 00:20:43,723 and my train is leaving. 512 00:20:45,474 --> 00:20:48,728 [indistinct chatter] 513 00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,896 That wasn't so bad, right? 514 00:20:50,938 --> 00:20:53,733 - Uh, actually, that was total garbage, 515 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,860 but we'll work on it. [chuckles] 516 00:20:55,901 --> 00:20:58,863 [light music] 517 00:20:58,904 --> 00:21:01,699 * * 518 00:21:01,741 --> 00:21:03,534 - So what do you think? 519 00:21:03,576 --> 00:21:07,329 - Oh, my God. How did you do all this? 520 00:21:07,371 --> 00:21:08,622 - Let's just say I had a little help. 521 00:21:08,664 --> 00:21:09,832 - You told the volunteers I was sorry 522 00:21:09,874 --> 00:21:11,333 and convinced them to come back? 523 00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:13,878 - No, I gave them my dad's floor seats to the Clippers. 524 00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:15,421 - Oh. 525 00:21:15,463 --> 00:21:17,339 - And I promised them that you wouldn't be here for setup. 526 00:21:17,381 --> 00:21:18,924 Anyway, congrats. 527 00:21:18,966 --> 00:21:20,509 - [groans] 528 00:21:20,551 --> 00:21:22,678 Wait, but isn't this too easy? 529 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,765 I acted horribly, and I just get to get away with it? 530 00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:28,434 - Yeah. Look, you were right. 531 00:21:28,476 --> 00:21:30,644 Having money can make you act like a jerk, 532 00:21:30,686 --> 00:21:33,189 but, fortunately, you can just use more money 533 00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:34,690 to clean up the mess you made. 534 00:21:34,732 --> 00:21:36,859 It's the circle of wealth. 535 00:21:36,901 --> 00:21:39,153 - But it just doesn't seem right. 536 00:21:39,195 --> 00:21:41,530 - You look conflicted. 537 00:21:41,572 --> 00:21:44,408 Let me give you some money. 538 00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:45,868 Sorry. 539 00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:48,954 [indistinct chatter, pop music playing] 540 00:21:48,996 --> 00:21:53,250 * * 541 00:21:53,292 --> 00:21:55,127 - This is fun. 542 00:21:55,169 --> 00:21:58,172 Remember all the dances we went to in this gym? 543 00:21:58,214 --> 00:21:59,548 Ever wish you could go back? 544 00:21:59,590 --> 00:22:01,300 - Sure do. - [chuckles] 545 00:22:01,342 --> 00:22:02,551 - When I think about all the damage 546 00:22:02,593 --> 00:22:04,095 we were doing to the gym floor back then-- 547 00:22:04,136 --> 00:22:06,639 ugh, makes me sick. 548 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,183 Is anyone wearing their booties? 549 00:22:09,225 --> 00:22:10,434 For God's sake. 550 00:22:10,476 --> 00:22:13,771 * * 551 00:22:13,813 --> 00:22:16,565 - Hey, handsome. - Oh, hey, Lexi. 552 00:22:16,607 --> 00:22:18,859 - I see you decided to roll solo, like me. 553 00:22:18,901 --> 00:22:20,736 - Oh, no, actually, uh, I have a date. 554 00:22:20,778 --> 00:22:22,446 Oh, and I owe you a thank-you 555 00:22:22,488 --> 00:22:25,574 because you're the one who gave me the idea to ask a friend. 556 00:22:25,616 --> 00:22:28,285 - Oh, Aisha. - Yeah. 557 00:22:28,327 --> 00:22:30,538 - That's great. - Right? Thanks. 558 00:22:30,579 --> 00:22:33,416 - Have so much fun. - You too, you too. 559 00:22:33,457 --> 00:22:35,751 Very cool dress. You look like a cupcake. 560 00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:38,754 - Daisy, this is the fanciest dance I've ever been to. 561 00:22:38,796 --> 00:22:40,923 - Well, I don't deserve all the credit. 562 00:22:40,965 --> 00:22:44,427 - Oh, faux humility-- that's rich as hell. 563 00:22:44,468 --> 00:22:47,054 You're becoming a real Bayside kid. 564 00:22:47,096 --> 00:22:49,598 Oh, okay, I got to go. Jamie just saw a scarecrow. 565 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,475 * * 566 00:22:51,517 --> 00:22:54,437 - Hey, everybody, could I get a "Happy autumn, bitches"? 567 00:22:54,478 --> 00:22:56,564 [cheers and applause] 568 00:22:56,605 --> 00:22:58,399 Now, I know you didn't come here to hear me. 569 00:22:58,441 --> 00:23:00,234 You came here to hear Post Malone. 570 00:23:00,276 --> 00:23:02,903 [cheers and applause] 571 00:23:02,945 --> 00:23:04,655 First, I want to give a big shout-out to the person 572 00:23:04,697 --> 00:23:06,032 who made all this happen. 573 00:23:06,073 --> 00:23:08,117 Let's hear it for Daisy. Come on up, Daisy. 574 00:23:08,159 --> 00:23:09,952 [scattered cheers and applause] - Daisy... 575 00:23:09,994 --> 00:23:12,747 all: Daisy, Daisy! - Come on, Daisy. 576 00:23:12,788 --> 00:23:17,793 all: Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy! 577 00:23:17,835 --> 00:23:22,423 Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy! 578 00:23:22,465 --> 00:23:23,799 [cheers and applause] 579 00:23:23,841 --> 00:23:26,635 - Now, ladies and gentlemen, Post Malone-- 580 00:23:26,677 --> 00:23:28,804 - Stop, no! - What are you doing? 581 00:23:28,846 --> 00:23:30,431 - I'm sorry, everybody, 582 00:23:30,473 --> 00:23:32,141 but I didn't make this dance happen. 583 00:23:32,183 --> 00:23:35,478 In fact, my attitude almost ruined it, 584 00:23:35,519 --> 00:23:38,105 so I want to say thank you to all the hardworking volunteers 585 00:23:38,147 --> 00:23:39,357 who put up with me. 586 00:23:39,398 --> 00:23:41,984 I should have done better. 587 00:23:42,026 --> 00:23:44,487 And I want to make a surprise announcement. 588 00:23:44,528 --> 00:23:46,489 Principal Toddman? 589 00:23:46,530 --> 00:23:48,657 - Huh? Oh, I'm sorry. 590 00:23:48,699 --> 00:23:50,159 Would you like me to leave? 591 00:23:50,201 --> 00:23:51,619 - Uh, what are you doing, Daisy? 592 00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:52,995 - Tonight's musical guest 593 00:23:53,037 --> 00:23:55,164 will not be Post Malone as scheduled. 594 00:23:55,206 --> 00:23:57,166 - No, no, no. 595 00:23:57,208 --> 00:24:00,252 - Please put your hands together for... 596 00:24:00,294 --> 00:24:01,670 the Birchwood Boys! 597 00:24:01,712 --> 00:24:03,172 - No, no, no, no. Keep your hands apart. 598 00:24:03,214 --> 00:24:05,132 Keep your hands apart. Do not put them together. 599 00:24:05,174 --> 00:24:07,009 No, no, no. 600 00:24:07,051 --> 00:24:08,928 Stop, stop, stop. 601 00:24:08,969 --> 00:24:11,972 - * If you like piña coladas * 602 00:24:12,014 --> 00:24:15,935 * And getting caught in the rain * 603 00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:19,105 * If you're not into yoga * 604 00:24:19,146 --> 00:24:22,358 * If you have half a brain * 605 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,151 - Oh, I love this song. 606 00:24:24,193 --> 00:24:26,987 It was played at my first wedding. 607 00:24:27,029 --> 00:24:30,700 - Okay, great. Maybe I'll see you in class. 608 00:24:30,741 --> 00:24:33,411 - * I'm the love that you've looked for * 609 00:24:33,452 --> 00:24:37,540 * Run to me and escape * 610 00:24:37,581 --> 00:24:40,501 - Hey, sorry I ruined the dance. 611 00:24:40,543 --> 00:24:41,961 I just had to do the right thing. 612 00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:43,295 - It's okay. 613 00:24:43,337 --> 00:24:45,548 We don't need another entitled Bayside monster. 614 00:24:45,589 --> 00:24:47,633 - [chuckles] 615 00:24:47,675 --> 00:24:49,385 So was Post Malone mad? 616 00:24:49,427 --> 00:24:50,928 - No, he was never even here. 617 00:24:50,970 --> 00:24:52,054 - What? 618 00:24:52,096 --> 00:24:53,931 - He's a platinum recording artist. 619 00:24:53,973 --> 00:24:57,059 He's not gonna play a dance at a school gym. 620 00:24:57,101 --> 00:25:00,396 - So what would you have done if I didn't interrupt you? 621 00:25:00,438 --> 00:25:02,231 - Huh. 622 00:25:02,273 --> 00:25:04,066 I don't know. Good thing you did. 623 00:25:04,108 --> 00:25:07,028 - * I thought it wasn't half bad * 624 00:25:07,069 --> 00:25:10,698 * Yes, I like piña coladas * 625 00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:14,201 * And getting caught in the rain * 626 00:25:14,243 --> 00:25:17,580 * I'm not much into health food * 627 00:25:17,621 --> 00:25:21,000 * I am into champagne * 628 00:25:21,042 --> 00:25:24,462 * I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon * 629 00:25:24,503 --> 00:25:27,923 * And cut through all this red tape * 630 00:25:27,965 --> 00:25:31,135 * At a bar called O'Malley's * 631 00:25:31,177 --> 00:25:34,805 * Where we'll plan our escape * 632 00:25:34,847 --> 00:25:38,350 * So I waited with high hopes * 633 00:25:38,392 --> 00:25:41,812 * Then she walked in the place * 634 00:25:41,854 --> 00:25:45,149 * I knew her smile in an instant * 635 00:25:45,191 --> 00:25:48,778 * I knew the curve of her face * 636 00:25:48,819 --> 00:25:52,114 * It was my own lovely lady * 637 00:25:52,156 --> 00:25:55,534 * And she said, "Aw, it's you" * 638 00:25:55,576 --> 00:25:58,954 [chuckles] * And we laughed for a moment * 639 00:25:58,996 --> 00:26:01,999 * And I said, "I never knew * 640 00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:06,045 * That you liked piña coladas * 641 00:26:06,087 --> 00:26:08,964 * And getting caught in the rain"... *