1 00:00:12,408 --> 00:00:15,202 - Hey, Ron, you need any help? 2 00:00:15,244 --> 00:00:17,204 - Oh, I don't think so. 3 00:00:17,246 --> 00:00:18,497 I already bought the ice cream, 4 00:00:18,539 --> 00:00:20,082 and I certainly don't need help eating it. 5 00:00:20,124 --> 00:00:21,417 [both chuckling] 6 00:00:21,459 --> 00:00:23,794 - I was, uh-- I was talking about all this. 7 00:00:23,836 --> 00:00:25,254 - Oh, that. 8 00:00:25,296 --> 00:00:27,882 Judy needed more space for Rick's Bowflex, 9 00:00:27,923 --> 00:00:29,383 so we agreed to kick me out. 10 00:00:29,425 --> 00:00:30,593 It's for the best. 11 00:00:30,634 --> 00:00:32,344 I mean, you can't beat the commute. 12 00:00:32,386 --> 00:00:35,639 [chuckling] - Wait. You're living here? 13 00:00:35,681 --> 00:00:37,266 - What? No. 14 00:00:37,308 --> 00:00:39,560 That'd be against the law. 15 00:00:39,602 --> 00:00:42,104 And you would tell, right? 16 00:00:42,146 --> 00:00:44,398 - Let's pre-game at my place before the ice cream social. 17 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:45,816 Aisha, are you in? 18 00:00:45,858 --> 00:00:48,527 - Hell, yeah! Wouldn't miss it, girl! 19 00:00:48,569 --> 00:00:50,613 - Oh, Yasmin, we should go to bio. 20 00:00:50,654 --> 00:00:53,240 We're dissecting frogs, and I'm gonna faint. 21 00:00:53,282 --> 00:00:54,450 [bell rings] 22 00:00:54,492 --> 00:00:56,535 - Bye! See you at the pre-game! 23 00:00:56,577 --> 00:00:57,953 - [imitating Aisha] Hell, yeah. Wouldn't miss it girl. 24 00:00:57,995 --> 00:00:59,538 [giggles] 25 00:00:59,580 --> 00:01:02,083 - So what if I'm excited to go to the ice cream social? 26 00:01:02,124 --> 00:01:03,501 If you think it's lame, don't go. 27 00:01:03,542 --> 00:01:05,628 - I have to go 'cause of student council. 28 00:01:05,669 --> 00:01:07,963 You think I want to spend my Friday night at school 29 00:01:08,005 --> 00:01:09,423 scooping ice cream? 30 00:01:09,465 --> 00:01:12,009 No, I want to try the new decaffeinated tea I just got 31 00:01:12,051 --> 00:01:13,469 and fall asleep reading. 32 00:01:13,511 --> 00:01:15,638 - You are so judgmental about Bayside. 33 00:01:15,679 --> 00:01:17,181 - [scoffs] No, I'm not! 34 00:01:17,223 --> 00:01:20,309 There's plenty of Bayside stuff I'm not judgmental about. 35 00:01:20,351 --> 00:01:23,437 - Like what? 36 00:01:23,479 --> 00:01:25,106 - These floors are clean. 37 00:01:25,147 --> 00:01:27,233 - Mm. 38 00:01:27,274 --> 00:01:29,151 - I guess the person of color they underpaid to clean them 39 00:01:29,193 --> 00:01:30,736 did a great job. - See? 40 00:01:30,778 --> 00:01:34,156 Yo, if you could make it one week without hating on Bayside, 41 00:01:34,198 --> 00:01:36,367 I'll give you 50 bucks. 42 00:01:36,409 --> 00:01:37,910 Ooh, I've been hanging out with too many rich kids. 43 00:01:37,952 --> 00:01:38,994 I'll give you 50 cents. 44 00:01:39,036 --> 00:01:40,121 - Deal. - Deal. 45 00:01:40,162 --> 00:01:41,414 - Hey, ladies, 46 00:01:41,455 --> 00:01:43,499 I just met the hottest girl. 47 00:01:43,541 --> 00:01:46,502 Her name's Pamela, and she's a perfect ten. 48 00:01:46,544 --> 00:01:49,004 I mean, blonde hair, gorgeous smile, 49 00:01:49,046 --> 00:01:50,673 and she just had really bad mono, 50 00:01:50,715 --> 00:01:52,675 so you know she does tongues. - Mm. 51 00:01:52,717 --> 00:01:54,009 Wow, what do you think about that, Daisy? 52 00:01:54,051 --> 00:01:56,929 - Yeah. 53 00:01:56,971 --> 00:01:57,930 - I think it's cool. 54 00:01:57,972 --> 00:01:59,390 Congratulations on your new love. 55 00:01:59,432 --> 00:02:01,517 - Guys, I just met the girl of my dreams. 56 00:02:01,559 --> 00:02:04,520 Blonde hair, killer smile, recently sick. 57 00:02:04,562 --> 00:02:06,313 [record scratches] - It's the same girl. 58 00:02:06,355 --> 00:02:07,857 - Wait, yo, J-Dog. 59 00:02:07,898 --> 00:02:09,525 You also met a hot blonde this morning? 60 00:02:09,567 --> 00:02:12,695 - That's right. - Do you think-- 61 00:02:12,737 --> 00:02:14,905 both: We should both ask our separate girls 62 00:02:14,947 --> 00:02:16,866 to the ice cream social Friday night? 63 00:02:16,907 --> 00:02:19,452 - Yeah! - Yes! 64 00:02:19,493 --> 00:02:21,245 [bell rings] 65 00:02:21,287 --> 00:02:22,872 * When I wake up in the mornin' * 66 00:02:22,913 --> 00:02:24,623 * Alarm gives out a warnin' * 67 00:02:24,665 --> 00:02:27,043 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 68 00:02:27,084 --> 00:02:28,711 * By the time I grab my books * 69 00:02:28,753 --> 00:02:30,087 * And I give myself a look * 70 00:02:30,129 --> 00:02:33,591 * I'm at the corner, just in time * 71 00:02:33,632 --> 00:02:36,093 * It's all right, it's all right * 72 00:02:36,135 --> 00:02:37,386 * Saved by the bell * 73 00:02:37,428 --> 00:02:39,388 * It's all right, it's all right * 74 00:02:39,430 --> 00:02:40,973 * Saved by the bell * 75 00:02:41,015 --> 00:02:43,434 * It's all right * 76 00:02:43,476 --> 00:02:47,480 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 77 00:02:47,521 --> 00:02:49,523 [bell rings] 78 00:02:49,565 --> 00:02:52,943 [indistinct chatter] 79 00:02:55,279 --> 00:02:57,656 - Hey, buddy! Free seat over here. 80 00:02:58,657 --> 00:03:00,242 Let's do our secret handshake. 81 00:03:00,284 --> 00:03:01,994 - We don't have a secret-- - * Whatever you do is right * 82 00:03:02,036 --> 00:03:03,329 * Whenever you stop, it's done * 83 00:03:03,371 --> 00:03:04,663 That was horrible. 84 00:03:04,705 --> 00:03:06,957 - [clears throat] Hello. 85 00:03:08,084 --> 00:03:10,711 Oh, my God! Okay. Don't look now. 86 00:03:10,753 --> 00:03:13,464 My dream girl just walked in. 87 00:03:13,506 --> 00:03:15,466 [light music] 88 00:03:15,508 --> 00:03:17,259 - Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait. 89 00:03:17,301 --> 00:03:19,553 My dream girl just walked in. 90 00:03:19,595 --> 00:03:20,930 - Yours? - Uh-huh. 91 00:03:20,971 --> 00:03:22,431 - You know what this means? [record scratches] 92 00:03:22,473 --> 00:03:23,766 - Thank God. 93 00:03:23,808 --> 00:03:26,143 both: Our future girlfriends are best friends? 94 00:03:26,185 --> 00:03:28,270 - Dude! Come on! 95 00:03:28,312 --> 00:03:29,313 [record scratches] 96 00:03:29,355 --> 00:03:30,606 I honestly think 97 00:03:30,648 --> 00:03:33,943 she's going to be the mother of my children. 98 00:03:33,984 --> 00:03:37,113 - Um, well... 99 00:03:37,154 --> 00:03:38,447 I guess maybe, 100 00:03:38,489 --> 00:03:39,782 but you can always adopt, J-Dog. 101 00:03:39,824 --> 00:03:42,243 - Oh, I mean, well, yeah, of course. 102 00:03:42,284 --> 00:03:43,536 - Yeah, man. - Okay, kids. 103 00:03:43,577 --> 00:03:44,995 Settle down, please. 104 00:03:45,037 --> 00:03:46,872 - I know last-minute assemblies are never good news, 105 00:03:46,914 --> 00:03:49,709 but this one is not as bad as the last one. 106 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:51,794 No one's parents were lost at sea. 107 00:03:51,836 --> 00:03:54,380 - Have my parents been found? 108 00:03:54,422 --> 00:03:56,465 - Uh, no. Listen, last night, 109 00:03:56,507 --> 00:03:58,342 the school's brand-new iPads 110 00:03:58,384 --> 00:04:01,470 were stolen out of my room--office. 111 00:04:01,512 --> 00:04:02,972 And until they are returned, 112 00:04:03,013 --> 00:04:04,932 the ice cream social is canceled. 113 00:04:04,974 --> 00:04:07,435 - Dude! [students clamoring] 114 00:04:07,476 --> 00:04:09,145 - Hey! Hey! 115 00:04:09,186 --> 00:04:10,479 Sorry, guys. 116 00:04:10,521 --> 00:04:12,648 My house, my rules. 117 00:04:12,690 --> 00:04:15,192 And again, it's not my house, 118 00:04:15,234 --> 00:04:17,653 because I don't live here. 119 00:04:17,695 --> 00:04:19,864 - We are launching a thorough 120 00:04:19,905 --> 00:04:22,491 and, more importantly, ethical investigation. 121 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:23,868 - That's right, Jessie. 122 00:04:23,909 --> 00:04:27,329 We're calling it the "Snitches Get Riches" Program. 123 00:04:27,371 --> 00:04:31,542 - Um, I thought we said no more disciplinary experiments 124 00:04:31,584 --> 00:04:33,836 without running them by me first. 125 00:04:33,878 --> 00:04:36,338 - The "Snitches Get Riches" Program 126 00:04:36,380 --> 00:04:38,340 is a tattle raffle, 127 00:04:38,382 --> 00:04:41,761 and great idea that we all agree on. 128 00:04:41,802 --> 00:04:44,472 Now, if anybody thinks they know who stole those iPads, 129 00:04:44,513 --> 00:04:46,265 just write their name down, put it in here, 130 00:04:46,307 --> 00:04:48,017 and you just might win 131 00:04:48,059 --> 00:04:50,394 a Vizio LED smart TV 132 00:04:50,436 --> 00:04:52,938 with two years of Geek Squad Protection. 133 00:04:52,980 --> 00:04:54,398 Are there any questions? 134 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,233 Well, I don't see any hands, 135 00:04:56,275 --> 00:04:58,194 so assembly dismissed. 136 00:04:58,235 --> 00:05:01,572 * * 137 00:05:01,614 --> 00:05:04,700 - Okay, somebody throw it at him. 138 00:05:04,742 --> 00:05:06,327 - But he said don't. 139 00:05:06,369 --> 00:05:07,620 - [sighs] 140 00:05:11,374 --> 00:05:13,876 Really? - It's, like, so messed up 141 00:05:13,918 --> 00:05:15,544 they canceled the ice cream social. 142 00:05:15,586 --> 00:05:16,921 - Mm, yeah. - [sighs] I just wish 143 00:05:16,962 --> 00:05:19,131 if someone knew who did it, they'd come forward. 144 00:05:19,173 --> 00:05:20,925 You know, if, like, it was, like, their cousin 145 00:05:20,966 --> 00:05:22,468 or their friend from the bus 146 00:05:22,510 --> 00:05:25,221 or an opponent from a rival dance crew. 147 00:05:25,262 --> 00:05:30,726 * * 148 00:05:30,768 --> 00:05:33,062 - Wait, do you think I know who did it? 149 00:05:33,104 --> 00:05:35,731 [scoffing and laughing] - Oh, my God. No, Aisha, no! 150 00:05:35,773 --> 00:05:38,067 I would never say that out loud. 151 00:05:38,109 --> 00:05:40,319 - Okay. Just--just-- just throw it at him! 152 00:05:40,361 --> 00:05:42,405 Just go ahead and throw it! 153 00:05:42,446 --> 00:05:43,781 - Don't. 154 00:05:47,326 --> 00:05:52,331 * * 155 00:05:52,373 --> 00:05:53,582 - Do people keep asking you 156 00:05:53,624 --> 00:05:55,000 if you know who stole all the iPads? 157 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:56,168 - Yeah! 158 00:05:56,210 --> 00:05:58,087 They obviously think a Douglas kid did it 159 00:05:58,129 --> 00:05:59,338 and we're covering it up. 160 00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:00,506 - How dare they all assume 161 00:06:00,548 --> 00:06:02,883 that we know who stole the iPads. 162 00:06:02,925 --> 00:06:04,301 - I mean, it was DeVante, right? 163 00:06:04,343 --> 00:06:06,095 We know he stole them. - Oh, yeah. He's 100% guilty. 164 00:06:06,137 --> 00:06:08,180 - Like, we would never tell on him, but-- 165 00:06:08,222 --> 00:06:09,765 - Obviously! [sighs] 166 00:06:09,807 --> 00:06:12,268 But he literally did the same thing back at Douglas. 167 00:06:12,309 --> 00:06:13,519 Granted, those weren't iPads. 168 00:06:13,561 --> 00:06:15,229 They were RadioShack Infotainment Squares. 169 00:06:15,271 --> 00:06:16,772 - Mm. 170 00:06:16,814 --> 00:06:18,566 But the Bayside kids don't know that we know all that. 171 00:06:18,607 --> 00:06:20,484 [scoffs] It's so unfair. 172 00:06:20,526 --> 00:06:21,944 Like, DeVante makes us all look bad. 173 00:06:21,986 --> 00:06:23,612 Now I know how pro basketball players 174 00:06:23,654 --> 00:06:24,947 who don't cheat on their wives feel. 175 00:06:24,989 --> 00:06:26,741 - We've had this conversation a million times. 176 00:06:26,782 --> 00:06:28,576 They all cheat. 177 00:06:28,617 --> 00:06:30,161 - Not Sue Bird. - Don't say "not Sue Bird." 178 00:06:30,202 --> 00:06:31,412 - All right. 179 00:06:31,454 --> 00:06:34,457 She loves Megan. That's all I'm saying. 180 00:06:34,498 --> 00:06:38,753 * * 181 00:06:38,794 --> 00:06:40,254 - You know what's weird? 182 00:06:40,296 --> 00:06:41,297 How we both met a girl 183 00:06:41,338 --> 00:06:43,674 and fell in love on the same day. 184 00:06:43,716 --> 00:06:45,384 - Statistically, it was bound to happen. 185 00:06:45,426 --> 00:06:46,635 - True. 186 00:06:46,677 --> 00:06:48,012 - I can't take it anymore. 187 00:06:48,054 --> 00:06:50,973 - Mm, I'd keep my judgmental opinions to myself. 188 00:06:51,015 --> 00:06:53,809 Unless you hate having 50 cents in your pocket. 189 00:06:53,851 --> 00:06:56,312 - I don't know what poor-o bet you two are making, 190 00:06:56,353 --> 00:06:57,521 but Aisha's right. 191 00:06:57,563 --> 00:06:58,814 Bayside mating rituals 192 00:06:58,856 --> 00:07:01,150 are always more complicated than they seem. 193 00:07:01,192 --> 00:07:03,652 Best to stay out of it and let it run its course. 194 00:07:03,694 --> 00:07:05,279 - It's too bad about the ice cream social. 195 00:07:05,321 --> 00:07:07,656 That was gonna be the perfect date for me and Pamela. 196 00:07:07,698 --> 00:07:08,824 - Wait, your girl's name is Pamela? 197 00:07:08,866 --> 00:07:10,284 That's my girl's name, too. 198 00:07:10,326 --> 00:07:11,994 - Wait, but that means-- 199 00:07:13,454 --> 00:07:15,748 both: We only have to write one Valentine's Day rap. 200 00:07:15,790 --> 00:07:17,291 - Yeah! - Yes. 201 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:21,253 [coins rattle on table] - It's the same Pamela, idiots! 202 00:07:21,295 --> 00:07:22,546 - [scoffs] Nuh-uh. 203 00:07:22,588 --> 00:07:25,091 - No, no, no, My girl is like this. 204 00:07:25,132 --> 00:07:28,177 - Exactly. And my Pamela is like this. 205 00:07:28,219 --> 00:07:29,762 - Uh-huh. 206 00:07:32,556 --> 00:07:34,475 both: [gasp] No! 207 00:07:34,517 --> 00:07:36,977 - Hey, guys! Oh, since the ice cream social is off, 208 00:07:37,019 --> 00:07:38,646 I'm having a party on Friday night 209 00:07:38,688 --> 00:07:40,523 at my stepmom's stepmom's Malibu beach house. 210 00:07:40,564 --> 00:07:42,233 So check your email for invites. 211 00:07:42,274 --> 00:07:44,276 - I'm taking Pamela to that party. 212 00:07:44,318 --> 00:07:46,237 - No. I'm taking Pamela to that party. 213 00:07:46,278 --> 00:07:48,489 - Hey, look, there's a perfectly reasonable way 214 00:07:48,531 --> 00:07:49,949 to settle this. 215 00:07:49,990 --> 00:07:53,869 A winner-take-all gentlemen's prank war for her heart. 216 00:07:53,911 --> 00:07:57,623 - No. - Hey, Jamie, are you okay? 217 00:07:57,665 --> 00:07:58,999 Or did some dumb bitch ruin everything 218 00:07:59,041 --> 00:08:00,751 by opening her dumb-bitch mouth? 219 00:08:00,793 --> 00:08:03,462 - Mac is so much better at this stuff than me. 220 00:08:03,504 --> 00:08:04,922 You know, one time he tricked me 221 00:08:04,964 --> 00:08:07,216 into falling in love with him so he could steal my car. 222 00:08:07,258 --> 00:08:08,634 - Ah. - [sighs] 223 00:08:08,676 --> 00:08:11,595 Damn, he looked good driving that droptop. 224 00:08:11,637 --> 00:08:13,305 See? I still feel it. 225 00:08:13,347 --> 00:08:16,267 Hey, Pamela would be crazy not to pick you. 226 00:08:16,308 --> 00:08:18,185 You're so hot and popular. 227 00:08:18,227 --> 00:08:19,228 You're like Justin Bieber 228 00:08:19,270 --> 00:08:21,605 if he wasn't, like, 100 years old. 229 00:08:21,647 --> 00:08:23,733 - Oh. Thank you, Lexi. - Mm-hmm. 230 00:08:23,774 --> 00:08:27,278 [chuckling] 231 00:08:27,319 --> 00:08:29,321 Daisy, when somebody who gets paid 232 00:08:29,363 --> 00:08:32,450 to sell Casper mattresses on Instagram gives you advice, 233 00:08:32,491 --> 00:08:33,617 you listen. 234 00:08:33,659 --> 00:08:36,037 You should have stayed out of this. 235 00:08:36,078 --> 00:08:39,040 - Hey, did you guys get Yasmin's invite? 236 00:08:39,081 --> 00:08:40,583 - Mm, yeah. It's right here. 237 00:08:40,624 --> 00:08:42,251 - Oh. [chuckles] 238 00:08:42,293 --> 00:08:45,087 Maybe mine went to spam. 239 00:08:45,129 --> 00:08:49,300 Is her email address pumpit@penismasters.biz? 240 00:08:49,341 --> 00:08:53,429 - Ugh, how do I say this in a nice way? 241 00:08:53,471 --> 00:08:56,432 She didn't invite you. 242 00:08:56,474 --> 00:08:59,894 But your shirt is good. 243 00:08:59,935 --> 00:09:01,604 - Let me guess. 244 00:09:01,645 --> 00:09:04,482 None of the Douglas kids were invited. 245 00:09:04,523 --> 00:09:09,695 * * 246 00:09:09,737 --> 00:09:11,072 - Hey. 247 00:09:11,113 --> 00:09:13,407 I know what you did. - No, thanks. 248 00:09:13,449 --> 00:09:14,784 - I know you stole those iPads, 249 00:09:14,825 --> 00:09:16,118 'cause you did the same thing back at Douglas. 250 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:18,120 - Those weren't iPads. Those were garbage. 251 00:09:18,162 --> 00:09:19,330 They only had one app on them 252 00:09:19,372 --> 00:09:21,415 called "American Facebook, not from Russia." 253 00:09:21,457 --> 00:09:22,583 They were very hard to sell. 254 00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:23,751 - Can you just do the right thing for once 255 00:09:23,793 --> 00:09:24,919 and give them back? 256 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:25,836 - Can you just mind your business? 257 00:09:25,878 --> 00:09:27,213 - This is my business. 258 00:09:27,254 --> 00:09:29,423 You're making all the Douglas kids look bad. 259 00:09:29,465 --> 00:09:32,093 I'm the freakin' quarterback of the football team. 260 00:09:32,134 --> 00:09:33,260 I shouldn't be excluded from parties 261 00:09:33,302 --> 00:09:34,887 'cause your ass don't-- - There it is. 262 00:09:34,929 --> 00:09:36,847 So this ain't about doing the right thing, 263 00:09:36,889 --> 00:09:38,140 because if it was, 264 00:09:38,182 --> 00:09:39,934 you would've brought this up back at Douglas. 265 00:09:39,975 --> 00:09:41,644 But you didn't. 266 00:09:41,685 --> 00:09:43,479 So I wonder why you're bringing it up 267 00:09:43,521 --> 00:09:44,647 now that we go to Hogwarts. 268 00:09:44,689 --> 00:09:46,232 - No, that's not why, 269 00:09:46,273 --> 00:09:47,817 and don't try to make it about that. 270 00:09:47,858 --> 00:09:49,110 - Yeah, see, you only care about this 271 00:09:49,151 --> 00:09:50,277 'cause you don't want to look bad 272 00:09:50,319 --> 00:09:51,821 in front of your little white friends. 273 00:09:51,862 --> 00:09:53,322 - [scoffs] 274 00:09:53,364 --> 00:09:54,615 First of all, uh, 275 00:09:54,657 --> 00:09:57,118 Yasmin's dad is half-Persian. 276 00:09:57,159 --> 00:10:00,371 Look, you stole those iPads, and that's wrong. 277 00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:01,956 - Yep. 278 00:10:01,997 --> 00:10:04,333 And I'm not giving them back. 279 00:10:04,375 --> 00:10:06,502 Now what? 280 00:10:06,544 --> 00:10:13,426 * * 281 00:10:21,726 --> 00:10:23,394 - Now this. 282 00:10:25,896 --> 00:10:27,231 This makes sense if you just heard 283 00:10:27,273 --> 00:10:30,401 the end of my previous conversation, okay? 284 00:10:35,906 --> 00:10:38,451 [bell rings] 285 00:10:38,492 --> 00:10:41,203 - Oh, hey, Jamie. Isn't, uh, Pamela in this class? 286 00:10:41,245 --> 00:10:43,956 The object of our gentlemen's prank war? 287 00:10:43,998 --> 00:10:46,459 - Is she? Hmm. I hadn't realized. 288 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:49,420 [door opens] 289 00:10:52,048 --> 00:10:54,675 [clears throat] Hey, dude, um, no offense, 290 00:10:54,717 --> 00:10:57,845 but you smell like hella dog poop. 291 00:10:59,388 --> 00:11:01,640 - Yeah, I should hope so. 292 00:11:01,682 --> 00:11:03,267 [whimpering] 293 00:11:03,309 --> 00:11:05,978 Oh, I've been volunteering at an animal rescue. 294 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:09,315 Hey, girl. This is for you. 295 00:11:09,357 --> 00:11:10,733 - What? 296 00:11:10,775 --> 00:11:13,527 - So she's just going to hold a dog all through class? 297 00:11:13,569 --> 00:11:15,404 [door opens] 298 00:11:15,446 --> 00:11:16,864 [bell rings] 299 00:11:16,906 --> 00:11:18,324 - [sighs] 300 00:11:18,366 --> 00:11:21,452 Okay, students, dogs, take your seats. 301 00:11:21,494 --> 00:11:24,413 You have the whole class to finish your quiz, 302 00:11:24,455 --> 00:11:25,623 because I need to finish 303 00:11:25,664 --> 00:11:27,541 writing an angry letter to Tinder 304 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:31,128 about the quality of the responses I've been getting. 305 00:11:32,505 --> 00:11:37,009 - I have a delivery for a "future Mrs. Pamela Spano." 306 00:11:37,051 --> 00:11:38,677 - Pretty romantic, huh? 307 00:11:38,719 --> 00:11:39,970 Wait till you hear the poem. 308 00:11:40,012 --> 00:11:42,139 - I've been instructed to read this poem. 309 00:11:42,181 --> 00:11:44,725 - Um, can you not? We're in the middle of a quiz. 310 00:11:44,767 --> 00:11:46,769 - [clears throat] 311 00:11:46,811 --> 00:11:49,397 "Roses are red, violets are blue 312 00:11:49,438 --> 00:11:51,816 Jamie is married, but Mac says--" 313 00:11:51,857 --> 00:11:54,485 - Hey, boo. 314 00:11:54,527 --> 00:11:56,362 - Damn it! How? 315 00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:03,619 - [whispering] Psst! Daisy! 316 00:12:03,661 --> 00:12:05,454 Daisy! 317 00:12:05,496 --> 00:12:07,373 Switch seats with me so I can sit next to Pamela. 318 00:12:07,415 --> 00:12:08,749 - No! Shh! 319 00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:11,377 - She's in the middle of a quiz. Leave her alone! 320 00:12:11,419 --> 00:12:14,338 Daisy! Daisy! 321 00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:17,133 Switch seats with me so I can sit next to Pamela! 322 00:12:17,174 --> 00:12:19,218 Please! - Ugh! Fine, Jamie! Take it! 323 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:22,346 Whatever will get you two to shut up! 324 00:12:22,388 --> 00:12:24,306 - Hey. 325 00:12:24,348 --> 00:12:25,808 - Aw... 326 00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:27,768 I guess you won. 327 00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:28,894 Wait. 328 00:12:28,936 --> 00:12:30,354 [desk whirring] 329 00:12:30,396 --> 00:12:31,480 - Whoa! 330 00:12:31,522 --> 00:12:32,898 Dude, come on! 331 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:34,984 Not fair! - Mac, stop it! 332 00:12:35,026 --> 00:12:36,360 - Shh, shh. - Daisy, be quiet. 333 00:12:36,402 --> 00:12:37,945 The other students are trying to take their quiz. 334 00:12:37,987 --> 00:12:39,321 - [stammering] 335 00:12:41,407 --> 00:12:43,534 [Jamie groans] 336 00:12:43,576 --> 00:12:46,162 - Hey, beautiful. Can I buy you a drink? 337 00:12:46,203 --> 00:12:48,497 - What's happening? Is she doing it? 338 00:12:48,539 --> 00:12:51,751 Is he buying her a drink? [desk whirring] 339 00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:54,378 - Hey, um, people are saying 340 00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:57,381 they saw you put a name in the snitch box. 341 00:12:57,423 --> 00:12:58,466 - Maybe. 342 00:12:58,507 --> 00:13:01,510 Not that it's any of your business. 343 00:13:01,552 --> 00:13:03,054 - So you're really going to get me in trouble 344 00:13:03,095 --> 00:13:05,306 just 'cause you didn't get invited to some dumb-ass party? 345 00:13:05,347 --> 00:13:07,558 - You did the wrong thing and stole. 346 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,435 So I did the right thing, and I told on you. 347 00:13:09,477 --> 00:13:11,729 - Hmm. Mm. Okay. 348 00:13:11,771 --> 00:13:13,731 So 30 iPads. 349 00:13:13,773 --> 00:13:15,691 So that's a felony, right? 350 00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:18,027 Damn, I'm probably going to be in jail for a couple years. 351 00:13:18,069 --> 00:13:19,987 Not ideal. Not ideal at all. 352 00:13:20,029 --> 00:13:22,656 You know, 'cause both of my parents are gone 353 00:13:22,698 --> 00:13:24,867 and I take care of my grandma. 354 00:13:24,909 --> 00:13:27,161 Oh, but you love doing the right thing. 355 00:13:27,203 --> 00:13:28,371 So you'll step in. 356 00:13:28,412 --> 00:13:30,206 Yeah, you'll give her her insulin shots 357 00:13:30,247 --> 00:13:32,375 and fill out her Medicare paperwork. 358 00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:34,210 Pick up her teeth when she throws them at the TV 359 00:13:34,251 --> 00:13:37,296 'cause someone tried to lie to Judge Judy. 360 00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,090 You'll do all those things, right? 361 00:13:39,131 --> 00:13:40,633 Cool. Thanks. 362 00:13:40,674 --> 00:13:45,179 * * 363 00:13:45,221 --> 00:13:48,307 - Bro, what you just did in there was messed up. 364 00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:51,394 You know I love her, right? - No, I love her! 365 00:13:51,435 --> 00:13:53,562 All I want to do is stare at her blue or brown eyes! 366 00:13:53,604 --> 00:13:54,939 Eye? 367 00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:56,982 Eyes! - Oh, my God! 368 00:13:57,024 --> 00:13:58,317 Neither of you love her! 369 00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:00,194 You haven't even heard her speak! 370 00:14:00,236 --> 00:14:02,905 Can she? You don't know. 371 00:14:02,947 --> 00:14:04,365 I'm ending this, now. 372 00:14:04,407 --> 00:14:07,118 - No, Daisy! What are you doing? 373 00:14:09,829 --> 00:14:11,580 - Mac and Jamie both like you. 374 00:14:11,622 --> 00:14:14,667 Do you want to go to Yasmin's party with either of them? 375 00:14:16,419 --> 00:14:18,087 - Great! Done. - [chuckles] 376 00:14:18,129 --> 00:14:20,131 - This whole stupid thing is over. Hurray! 377 00:14:20,172 --> 00:14:22,550 - Ha! I won! 378 00:14:22,591 --> 00:14:23,801 I won Pamela's heart! 379 00:14:23,843 --> 00:14:26,512 - [scoffs] I can't believe you just did that! 380 00:14:26,554 --> 00:14:28,431 No one in the history of Bayside 381 00:14:28,472 --> 00:14:31,934 has ever short-circuited a gentlemen's prank war before. 382 00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:35,312 [scoffing] 383 00:14:35,354 --> 00:14:37,898 - Oh, sorry, I don't need a romantic serenade anymore. 384 00:14:38,774 --> 00:14:43,070 Actually, can you play "Bitch Better Have My Money"? 385 00:14:43,112 --> 00:14:46,574 [violin plays] 386 00:14:46,615 --> 00:14:48,868 - So you really snitched on DeVante? 387 00:14:48,909 --> 00:14:51,537 - No. Do not try to guilt-trip me. 388 00:14:51,579 --> 00:14:53,998 That sob story about his family was probably made up. 389 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:58,794 I bet his real grandma is, like, rich and hella strong. 390 00:14:58,836 --> 00:15:02,923 - Do you think you're maybe being kind of hard on him? 391 00:15:02,965 --> 00:15:04,216 He's still one of us. 392 00:15:04,258 --> 00:15:06,177 - [scoffs] Why do people keep saying that? 393 00:15:06,218 --> 00:15:08,929 I'm not like him. 394 00:15:08,971 --> 00:15:10,347 - Do you remember in middle school 395 00:15:10,389 --> 00:15:12,308 when you got your braids done for class pictures 396 00:15:12,349 --> 00:15:13,893 and you wanted to add pink hair? 397 00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:16,228 You didn't 'cause you thought it looked too ghetto, 398 00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:17,688 but then our teacher, Ms. Winston-- 399 00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:18,981 - Freakin' Ms. Winston. 400 00:15:19,023 --> 00:15:21,025 [speaking Spanish] 401 00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:22,360 - Uh, right. 402 00:15:22,401 --> 00:15:24,862 She called your regular 403 00:15:24,904 --> 00:15:27,323 not-pink braids "ghetto" anyway. 404 00:15:27,365 --> 00:15:30,785 Sometimes people are just... Ms. Winstons. 405 00:15:30,826 --> 00:15:32,703 Some of the Bayside kids are going to paint 406 00:15:32,745 --> 00:15:34,622 all the Douglas kids with the same brush, 407 00:15:34,663 --> 00:15:36,165 no matter what we do. 408 00:15:36,207 --> 00:15:38,000 DeVante did a bad thing. 409 00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:39,251 But you're blaming him 410 00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:41,545 for how those other kids are making you feel. 411 00:15:41,587 --> 00:15:44,340 * * 412 00:15:44,382 --> 00:15:47,718 - [crying] Stop it, Lexi. 413 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,929 [door opens] Crying in a bathroom stall 414 00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:51,347 is so basic. 415 00:15:51,389 --> 00:15:53,057 [door closes] [continues crying] 416 00:15:53,099 --> 00:15:55,017 - Lexi? 417 00:15:55,059 --> 00:15:56,435 Is that you? 418 00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:57,353 - You. 419 00:15:57,395 --> 00:15:58,854 You ruined everything 420 00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:01,649 in your JC Penney "stern frump" collection sweater. 421 00:16:01,691 --> 00:16:03,359 - It's Kelly Clarkson for Kohl's. 422 00:16:03,401 --> 00:16:04,777 - Did it ever occur to you 423 00:16:04,819 --> 00:16:06,779 that maybe I have complicated feelings for Jamie 424 00:16:06,821 --> 00:16:09,407 and that all of Mac and Jamie's little schemes 425 00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:11,867 to win Pamela's heart existed within a larger scheme 426 00:16:11,909 --> 00:16:13,160 for me to win Jamie's? 427 00:16:13,202 --> 00:16:14,787 - How could that possibly have occurred to me? 428 00:16:14,829 --> 00:16:17,873 - Okay. Let me break it down for you. 429 00:16:17,915 --> 00:16:19,333 I like Jamie. 430 00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:21,377 And for the past 11 months, I've been looking for 431 00:16:21,419 --> 00:16:23,170 the perfect opportunity to tell him. 432 00:16:23,212 --> 00:16:25,214 And if you had just minded your own business 433 00:16:25,256 --> 00:16:26,465 and let it run its course, 434 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,217 Mac would have won Pamela's heart, 435 00:16:28,259 --> 00:16:29,510 Jamie would have been devastated, 436 00:16:29,552 --> 00:16:31,387 and I could've swooped in and revealed my feelings 437 00:16:31,429 --> 00:16:32,805 at the romantic ice cream social 438 00:16:32,847 --> 00:16:34,515 when Jamie was at his most vulnerable. 439 00:16:34,557 --> 00:16:36,475 - I'm sorry, I really want to hear this, 440 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,561 but I do have to pee. - Hold it. 441 00:16:38,602 --> 00:16:40,104 - Please... - When you interfered 442 00:16:40,146 --> 00:16:41,605 and made Pamela choose prematurely, 443 00:16:41,647 --> 00:16:43,524 it completely screwed up my Lexi-con. 444 00:16:43,566 --> 00:16:46,736 "Lexi-cons" are what I call my schemes. 445 00:16:46,777 --> 00:16:49,780 - Well, wouldn't it be easier if you just ask him out? 446 00:16:49,822 --> 00:16:51,574 - You're so judgmental. 447 00:16:51,615 --> 00:16:53,701 [scoffs] 448 00:16:53,743 --> 00:17:00,666 * * 449 00:17:02,793 --> 00:17:04,795 - I think Eric stole the iPads. 450 00:17:04,837 --> 00:17:06,797 Maybe you should give us both detention 451 00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:08,674 and lock us in the room together, 452 00:17:08,716 --> 00:17:11,177 and as punishment, we have to kiss 100 times. 453 00:17:11,218 --> 00:17:13,637 - I'm not sure who to tell, 454 00:17:13,679 --> 00:17:16,474 but I think Toddman lives at the school now. 455 00:17:16,515 --> 00:17:19,101 I saw him walking around in a bathrobe 456 00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:20,895 holding a shower caddie. 457 00:17:20,936 --> 00:17:23,564 - Aisha? What are you doing? 458 00:17:23,606 --> 00:17:25,649 Are you busting into the snitch box? 459 00:17:25,691 --> 00:17:29,028 - Wait, why would you do something like that, unless... 460 00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:30,946 [both groan] 461 00:17:30,988 --> 00:17:32,490 You stole the iPads. 462 00:17:39,246 --> 00:17:42,958 * * 463 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,920 [indistinct whispering] 464 00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:49,215 - [whispering] She stole them. - [whispering] That's her. 465 00:17:49,256 --> 00:17:51,759 - Stop whispering. I can hear you. 466 00:17:51,801 --> 00:17:54,804 - Sorry, we have to whisper. We're in the library. 467 00:17:54,845 --> 00:17:56,931 We think you're a thief. 468 00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:57,973 Sorry. 469 00:17:58,015 --> 00:17:59,392 - [sighs] 470 00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:01,477 This sucks. Everyone thinks I did it. 471 00:18:01,519 --> 00:18:02,645 Like, any minute now, 472 00:18:02,686 --> 00:18:04,105 Toddman's going to call me into his office, 473 00:18:04,146 --> 00:18:05,815 and everyone's going to go, "Ooh!" 474 00:18:05,856 --> 00:18:07,650 And I'll be branded the Bayside thief. 475 00:18:07,692 --> 00:18:10,319 - So what are you going to do? - It doesn't matter. 476 00:18:10,361 --> 00:18:12,321 Now I know that no matter how much I try 477 00:18:12,363 --> 00:18:14,615 to distance myself from DeVante, 478 00:18:14,657 --> 00:18:16,909 these kids are always going to think of us as the same. 479 00:18:16,951 --> 00:18:19,870 You were right. This school is full of Ms. Winstons. 480 00:18:19,912 --> 00:18:21,997 Freakin' "Precious Moments" collectin'-ass, 481 00:18:22,039 --> 00:18:23,749 Joann Fabrics lovin'-ass bitch. 482 00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:25,334 - Okay. - [over PA]Aisha Garcia, 483 00:18:25,376 --> 00:18:26,961 to my office, please. 484 00:18:27,002 --> 00:18:28,754 - [scoffs] Come on. 485 00:18:28,796 --> 00:18:30,339 [students oohing] 486 00:18:30,381 --> 00:18:32,508 Yeah, that's right. "Ooh!" 487 00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:35,219 I stole the iPads. You got me. 488 00:18:37,722 --> 00:18:41,016 Nobody want's your lame-ass JanSport, Mason! 489 00:18:41,058 --> 00:18:43,185 Yasmin literally has a Fendi bag. 490 00:18:43,227 --> 00:18:44,937 I would obviously steal that. 491 00:18:44,979 --> 00:18:47,189 * * 492 00:18:47,231 --> 00:18:48,899 - We don't think you took the iPads, Aisha, 493 00:18:48,941 --> 00:18:50,693 but we think you might know who did. 494 00:18:50,735 --> 00:18:54,030 - Yeah, well, even if I did, I wouldn't tell you. 495 00:18:54,071 --> 00:18:56,699 - Oh, that's a big problem. 496 00:18:56,741 --> 00:18:58,826 - I'm sorry, but I'm not going to give the people here 497 00:18:58,868 --> 00:19:00,619 another reason to look at us all like we're criminals. 498 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,747 - No, the problem I'm referring to 499 00:19:02,788 --> 00:19:05,499 is that I just found the box of iPads 500 00:19:05,541 --> 00:19:08,252 right under my desk. 501 00:19:08,294 --> 00:19:11,380 They were shoved behind this box of photos 502 00:19:11,422 --> 00:19:14,633 of me and Judy on vacation. 503 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:17,678 - Wait, so no one took the iPads? 504 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,430 - Niagara Falls. 505 00:19:19,472 --> 00:19:22,641 God, she filled out that rain poncho. 506 00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:25,061 Anyway, all's well that ends well. 507 00:19:25,102 --> 00:19:27,646 What do you say we just keep this between ourselves? 508 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,357 - Ron! - All right, I'll do it! 509 00:19:29,398 --> 00:19:30,566 I'll make an announcement. 510 00:19:30,608 --> 00:19:33,069 [P.A. clicks on] Hey, everybody! 511 00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:36,405 So, uh... 512 00:19:36,447 --> 00:19:38,741 [dance music playing] 513 00:19:38,783 --> 00:19:45,581 * * 514 00:19:45,623 --> 00:19:48,459 [indistinct chatter] 515 00:19:53,506 --> 00:19:55,257 - Where's your girlfriend, loser? 516 00:19:55,299 --> 00:19:56,592 - Where's your girlfriend? 517 00:19:56,634 --> 00:19:58,886 Oh, wait, that's right. She doesn't exist. 518 00:19:58,928 --> 00:20:01,305 Just like Santa... I found out recently. 519 00:20:01,347 --> 00:20:02,681 - Hey, first off, Santa is real, bro. 520 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,266 He exists in the hearts of all who believe. 521 00:20:04,308 --> 00:20:06,936 - Yeah. - And second off, this... 522 00:20:06,977 --> 00:20:08,229 - [gasps] 523 00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:10,940 - [scoffs] Jokes on you. My penis was hot anyways. 524 00:20:10,981 --> 00:20:11,982 - Oh. 525 00:20:13,651 --> 00:20:16,445 [students clamoring] 526 00:20:21,951 --> 00:20:23,703 - Hey! Hey! 527 00:20:25,329 --> 00:20:28,999 Hey, knock it off! My office, now! 528 00:20:30,501 --> 00:20:33,003 Okay, I've seen this before. 529 00:20:33,045 --> 00:20:37,466 This whole competition isn't over a girl at all. 530 00:20:37,508 --> 00:20:39,719 You're both just trying to one-up each other 531 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,554 and prove you're the big man on campus. 532 00:20:41,595 --> 00:20:44,056 They call it... 533 00:20:44,098 --> 00:20:45,558 toxic masculinity. 534 00:20:45,599 --> 00:20:47,643 Forget about this stupid fight. 535 00:20:47,685 --> 00:20:50,521 Your friendship-- that's what really matters. 536 00:20:50,563 --> 00:20:51,856 - What friendship? - Too far! 537 00:20:51,897 --> 00:20:54,191 - Hey! Hey! Come on, guys. 538 00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:55,526 Look, when I was in high school, 539 00:20:55,568 --> 00:20:57,820 I constantly used to fight with my best friend 540 00:20:57,862 --> 00:20:58,863 over a hot girl. 541 00:20:58,904 --> 00:21:00,322 [chuckles] 542 00:21:00,364 --> 00:21:02,324 Oh, it was actually your dad. 543 00:21:02,366 --> 00:21:03,993 Over your mom! 544 00:21:04,035 --> 00:21:05,369 Anyway, look. 545 00:21:05,411 --> 00:21:07,496 Then I just found another girl that I really liked, 546 00:21:07,538 --> 00:21:10,291 and I started hooking up with her instead. 547 00:21:10,332 --> 00:21:12,126 Wait, that was your mom. 548 00:21:12,168 --> 00:21:15,171 Anyway, look, what I'm trying to say here is, 549 00:21:15,212 --> 00:21:17,173 girls, they come and go. 550 00:21:17,214 --> 00:21:20,468 The only thing that really matters here is friendship. 551 00:21:20,509 --> 00:21:22,011 Now, that is forever. 552 00:21:22,053 --> 00:21:24,221 - But you don't even talk to my dad anymore. 553 00:21:24,263 --> 00:21:26,766 And I know that 'cause my mom was sending out Christmas cards 554 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:28,726 and she goes, "Should I send one to Slater?" 555 00:21:28,768 --> 00:21:32,021 And he goes, "Nah, I don't talk to him anymore." 556 00:21:32,063 --> 00:21:34,065 - It would have been nice to get one of those. 557 00:21:34,106 --> 00:21:35,858 Got a cool collection of fridge magnets. 558 00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:37,193 Nothing to hang. 559 00:21:37,234 --> 00:21:39,862 - And you keep saying that none of this matters, 560 00:21:39,904 --> 00:21:42,698 but according to your story, it totally mattered. 561 00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:45,743 Like, Mac's dad winning that battle was probably 562 00:21:45,785 --> 00:21:47,703 one of the most important things he ever did. 563 00:21:47,745 --> 00:21:49,663 - Yeah, if he didn't win, I wouldn't exist. 564 00:21:49,705 --> 00:21:52,208 - Oh, my God. That's true. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 565 00:21:52,249 --> 00:21:54,502 So the girl we fight over now 566 00:21:54,543 --> 00:21:56,712 could end up being our future wife? 567 00:21:56,754 --> 00:21:59,590 When I think about it like that, I mean... 568 00:21:59,632 --> 00:22:02,927 I just know that Pamela is not the one for me. 569 00:22:02,968 --> 00:22:04,762 - Me either. - Best friends again? 570 00:22:04,804 --> 00:22:07,223 - Yeah. Until there's another girl we're both attracted to. 571 00:22:07,264 --> 00:22:09,225 - Great! - Sweet! 572 00:22:09,266 --> 00:22:11,185 Thanks, Coach. 573 00:22:11,227 --> 00:22:12,478 - Yeah. [sniffles] 574 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,271 [clears throat] Really glad we had this talk. 575 00:22:14,313 --> 00:22:15,606 - Yeah. - I appreciate it. 576 00:22:15,648 --> 00:22:16,982 - Me too. Do you feel better? - I feel great. 577 00:22:17,024 --> 00:22:18,901 - Me too. Good. 578 00:22:18,943 --> 00:22:21,028 - [gasps] - In a moment of weakness, 579 00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:24,198 I confided in you some very valuable information, 580 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,075 and I need to know what you're planning on doing with it. 581 00:22:26,117 --> 00:22:27,993 - What? The Jamie thing? 582 00:22:28,035 --> 00:22:30,162 - Shh! 583 00:22:30,204 --> 00:22:32,623 What are you going to do, you sick bitch? 584 00:22:32,665 --> 00:22:34,750 Extort me? Sell it to Harvey Levin? 585 00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:37,128 He won't print it. He's my godfather. 586 00:22:37,169 --> 00:22:40,548 - No! Lexi, I'm sorry I messed up your plan. 587 00:22:40,589 --> 00:22:43,008 And I promise you, I will never tell anyone. 588 00:22:43,050 --> 00:22:46,554 - Oh, my God. I believe you. 589 00:22:46,595 --> 00:22:49,390 - So no one else knows about this? 590 00:22:49,432 --> 00:22:51,684 - Absolutely not. 591 00:22:51,726 --> 00:22:54,687 Okay, having a crush is pathetic and relatable. 592 00:22:54,729 --> 00:22:55,896 I don't want people knowing 593 00:22:55,938 --> 00:22:57,314 there's something I want that I can't have. 594 00:22:57,356 --> 00:22:58,607 - Okay, and sorry. 595 00:22:58,649 --> 00:23:00,151 W-why do you think you can't have it? 596 00:23:00,192 --> 00:23:01,485 - It's complicated. 597 00:23:01,527 --> 00:23:03,112 Look, Jamie and I have been friends forever. 598 00:23:03,154 --> 00:23:04,697 We grew up next door to each other. 599 00:23:04,739 --> 00:23:07,074 I guess it's so scary. I mean, like, what if I tell him 600 00:23:07,116 --> 00:23:08,284 and things get weird 601 00:23:08,325 --> 00:23:09,869 and he doesn't want to be my friend anymore? 602 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,787 Then who am I going to wave good night to every night? 603 00:23:11,829 --> 00:23:13,456 Our other neighbor is Simon Cowell, 604 00:23:13,497 --> 00:23:16,876 and I promised myself I would never return his wave. 605 00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,502 - Wow, I-- 606 00:23:18,544 --> 00:23:21,130 I had no idea you had all this going on. 607 00:23:21,172 --> 00:23:22,548 - Yeah. 608 00:23:22,590 --> 00:23:24,133 - I'm sorry I've been so judgmental. 609 00:23:24,175 --> 00:23:27,928 - It's okay. I was judging your T-zone this whole time. 610 00:23:27,970 --> 00:23:30,681 Touching it will only make it worse. 611 00:23:30,723 --> 00:23:33,934 * * 612 00:23:33,976 --> 00:23:36,645 [dog barking, siren wailing] 613 00:23:36,687 --> 00:23:40,399 * * 614 00:23:40,441 --> 00:23:42,151 - DeVante! 615 00:23:42,193 --> 00:23:43,611 Yo! 616 00:23:43,652 --> 00:23:45,196 Hey, I'm sorry, but I-- - Yo, shh! 617 00:23:45,237 --> 00:23:47,156 I know I shouldn't be here and I know that you're mad at me, 618 00:23:47,198 --> 00:23:49,950 but I'm Ms. Winston. 619 00:23:49,992 --> 00:23:52,703 I was afraid of what all the Ms. Winstons thought about me, 620 00:23:52,745 --> 00:23:55,664 but I was Ms. Winston the whole time. 621 00:23:55,706 --> 00:23:57,917 - No, thanks. - Uh, you were right. 622 00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:00,878 I only told on you 'cause I thought you made me look bad. 623 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,463 And I'm sorry for that. 624 00:24:02,505 --> 00:24:05,257 But I'm even more sorry that it never occurred to me 625 00:24:05,299 --> 00:24:07,176 that you didn't do it. 626 00:24:07,218 --> 00:24:10,054 I had this idea in my head about who you are. 627 00:24:10,096 --> 00:24:11,722 - Why? 628 00:24:11,764 --> 00:24:13,015 'Cause I stole that UPS truck 629 00:24:13,057 --> 00:24:14,475 and sold all the packages in it? 630 00:24:14,517 --> 00:24:16,852 Or 'cause I jacked that Rascal scooter outside of Target 631 00:24:16,894 --> 00:24:19,105 and took it for a very slow joyride? 632 00:24:19,146 --> 00:24:21,941 - And because the other day, you literally said, "I did it." 633 00:24:21,982 --> 00:24:24,068 [chuckles] 634 00:24:24,110 --> 00:24:26,028 Which I get now. 635 00:24:26,070 --> 00:24:29,865 - Look, I did some bad stuff at Douglas. 636 00:24:29,907 --> 00:24:31,992 But you wanted a fresh start at Bayside, 637 00:24:32,034 --> 00:24:35,621 and you never stopped to think that maybe I wanted one, too. 638 00:24:35,663 --> 00:24:38,374 - I'm really sorry. 639 00:24:38,416 --> 00:24:40,835 Do you forgive me? 640 00:24:40,876 --> 00:24:43,379 - Only if you promise to never come to my house again. 641 00:24:43,421 --> 00:24:45,047 [both chuckle] 642 00:24:45,089 --> 00:24:47,216 Come on, man. Get out of here. 643 00:24:47,258 --> 00:24:49,552 - Oh, and, um, all that stuff you said about your grandma 644 00:24:49,593 --> 00:24:52,054 and her medication and you needing to help her, like-- 645 00:24:52,096 --> 00:24:54,306 - Aw, yeah, I made all that up just to make you feel bad. 646 00:24:54,348 --> 00:24:55,558 - Yeah, I thought so. 647 00:24:55,599 --> 00:24:57,601 Okay, well, I'ma just... 648 00:24:57,643 --> 00:25:00,021 - DeVante, I need my shot! 649 00:25:00,062 --> 00:25:02,064 And come pick up my teeth! 650 00:25:02,106 --> 00:25:04,316 Judge Judy caught this man in a lie, 651 00:25:04,358 --> 00:25:06,736 talking about he don't know who cut the tree down. 652 00:25:06,777 --> 00:25:08,779 He knows! - [chuckles] 653 00:25:08,821 --> 00:25:11,240 You better go. - Yeah, no. She's really scary. 654 00:25:11,282 --> 00:25:13,951 - [chuckles]