1 00:00:07,987 --> 00:00:09,822 [sweeping orchestral music] 2 00:00:09,864 --> 00:00:12,241 - California is my home, 3 00:00:12,283 --> 00:00:15,661 from the majestic slopes of Lake Tahoe 4 00:00:15,703 --> 00:00:18,456 to the less cool slopes of Big Bear 5 00:00:18,497 --> 00:00:20,624 to the awesome beaches of Malibu. 6 00:00:20,666 --> 00:00:22,334 I love it here, 7 00:00:22,376 --> 00:00:24,003 and I have served this beautiful state 8 00:00:24,045 --> 00:00:25,379 for the past three years. 9 00:00:25,421 --> 00:00:27,006 - Hey, Governor Zack. 10 00:00:27,048 --> 00:00:28,466 You saved my life out there! 11 00:00:28,507 --> 00:00:31,260 And those tax cuts really resuscitated my bank account. 12 00:00:31,302 --> 00:00:32,636 How can I ever repay you? 13 00:00:32,678 --> 00:00:35,139 - No need. Just doing my job. 14 00:00:35,181 --> 00:00:37,933 California is where my story began. 15 00:00:37,975 --> 00:00:39,393 I grew up in the Palisades. 16 00:00:39,435 --> 00:00:41,437 I married my high school sweetheart, Kelly 17 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:43,689 and became a successful trial attorney 18 00:00:43,731 --> 00:00:46,317 who always fought for what was cool. 19 00:00:46,359 --> 00:00:48,611 My calling to politics came later. 20 00:00:48,652 --> 00:00:50,488 As part of a scheme to get out of paying 21 00:00:50,529 --> 00:00:52,365 a $75 parking ticket, 22 00:00:52,406 --> 00:00:55,743 I decided to run for governor, and I won! 23 00:00:55,785 --> 00:00:57,661 But it hasn't always been easy. 24 00:00:57,703 --> 00:00:59,663 I've had to make some tough decisions-- 25 00:00:59,705 --> 00:01:01,582 decisions that have kept me 26 00:01:01,624 --> 00:01:05,086 and my still smokin' hot wife, Kelly, awake at night. 27 00:01:05,127 --> 00:01:06,462 - As governor, my husband 28 00:01:06,504 --> 00:01:08,005 had to cut $10 billion 29 00:01:08,047 --> 00:01:09,298 in education spending. 30 00:01:09,340 --> 00:01:10,758 And yes, that led to 31 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:11,967 some school closures. 32 00:01:12,009 --> 00:01:13,010 But it also led to 33 00:01:13,052 --> 00:01:14,011 reduced loan rates 34 00:01:14,053 --> 00:01:15,346 for small businesses 35 00:01:15,388 --> 00:01:16,597 and a bailout 36 00:01:16,639 --> 00:01:18,015 for the fossil fuel industry. 37 00:01:18,057 --> 00:01:19,850 And as a busy mom, 38 00:01:19,892 --> 00:01:22,019 that's important to me. 39 00:01:22,061 --> 00:01:23,813 Wait, Zack, I can't say that. 40 00:01:23,854 --> 00:01:26,357 - But I believe in public education. 41 00:01:26,399 --> 00:01:28,776 Kelly and I both attended Bayside High, 42 00:01:28,818 --> 00:01:31,487 and we sent our son, Mac Morris, there as well. 43 00:01:31,529 --> 00:01:34,281 School should be an awesome experience, 44 00:01:34,323 --> 00:01:36,826 a time for kids to evade math homework 45 00:01:36,867 --> 00:01:40,204 and torment their principal with no consequences. 46 00:01:40,246 --> 00:01:42,707 That's what I had and what I'm fighting for 47 00:01:42,748 --> 00:01:45,084 for every student in California. 48 00:01:45,126 --> 00:01:47,420 We will figure this out together. 49 00:01:47,461 --> 00:01:50,881 I'm Governor Zack, and I approve this message. 50 00:01:50,923 --> 00:01:53,843 [triumphant end chords] - Hey! I figured it out. 51 00:01:53,884 --> 00:01:56,345 How about give us the $10 billion back? 52 00:01:56,387 --> 00:01:57,513 - It's wild, Aisha. 53 00:01:57,555 --> 00:01:58,806 It's like he doesn't get how crappy 54 00:01:58,848 --> 00:02:00,433 half the schools in California are. 55 00:02:00,474 --> 00:02:02,017 What world is he living in? 56 00:02:02,059 --> 00:02:05,187 [lively synth rock] 57 00:02:05,229 --> 00:02:07,440 - Ah, Bayside. 58 00:02:09,775 --> 00:02:11,569 Hey, girls, you wanna go skinny dipping tonight? 59 00:02:11,610 --> 00:02:13,404 I just flooded the gym. [girls chuckle] 60 00:02:13,446 --> 00:02:15,656 Now, that's what I call a double date. 61 00:02:15,698 --> 00:02:17,783 - Hey, Mac! - Hey, Jamie! 62 00:02:17,825 --> 00:02:19,493 You ready for the big game against Valley this weekend? 63 00:02:19,535 --> 00:02:21,203 - I wish. Coach says I have to 64 00:02:21,245 --> 00:02:23,080 pass my geography test, or I can't play. 65 00:02:23,122 --> 00:02:24,373 - Why is your book upside-down? 66 00:02:24,415 --> 00:02:25,916 - I'm reading about Australia. 67 00:02:25,958 --> 00:02:28,210 - [sighs] You think you got problems? 68 00:02:28,252 --> 00:02:30,046 I accidentally planned my birthday party 69 00:02:30,087 --> 00:02:33,674 on the same night as my parents' anniversary party. 70 00:02:33,716 --> 00:02:35,009 - Okay, Lexi, hundred bucks 71 00:02:35,051 --> 00:02:37,219 says you can't make them divorce before Saturday. 72 00:02:37,261 --> 00:02:38,596 - Oh, you're on, Preppy. 73 00:02:38,637 --> 00:02:40,347 [school bell rings] - Oh. Well. 74 00:02:40,389 --> 00:02:41,348 Time to go to class. 75 00:02:41,390 --> 00:02:42,850 - Ugh. Don't remind me. 76 00:02:42,892 --> 00:02:44,727 We're climbing the rope in gym today. 77 00:02:44,769 --> 00:02:46,896 - Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that. 78 00:02:46,937 --> 00:02:48,314 [Toddman panting] 79 00:02:48,356 --> 00:02:50,441 - Mac Morris, did you flood the gym again? 80 00:02:50,483 --> 00:02:52,610 The volleyball team floated away! 81 00:02:52,651 --> 00:02:54,987 Linda, call the Coast Guard! [all laugh] 82 00:02:55,029 --> 00:02:57,531 - Sorry, Principal Toddman! 83 00:02:57,573 --> 00:03:00,076 Man, I love this school! 84 00:03:00,117 --> 00:03:01,786 [school bell rings] 85 00:03:01,827 --> 00:03:03,412 - * When I wake up in the mornin' * 86 00:03:03,454 --> 00:03:04,955 * Alarm gives out a warnin' * 87 00:03:04,997 --> 00:03:07,041 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 88 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:08,084 [school bell ringing] 89 00:03:08,125 --> 00:03:09,460 * By the time I grab my books * 90 00:03:09,502 --> 00:03:10,795 * And I give myself a look * 91 00:03:10,836 --> 00:03:14,507 * I'm at the corner just in time * 92 00:03:14,548 --> 00:03:16,759 * It's all right, it's all right * 93 00:03:16,801 --> 00:03:18,761 * Saved by the bell, it's all right * 94 00:03:18,803 --> 00:03:21,389 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 95 00:03:21,430 --> 00:03:23,891 * It's all right * 96 00:03:23,933 --> 00:03:28,104 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 97 00:03:28,145 --> 00:03:30,106 [school bell ringing] 98 00:03:30,147 --> 00:03:32,942 [soft percussive music] 99 00:03:32,983 --> 00:03:35,528 - Good morning, teachers and students. 100 00:03:36,696 --> 00:03:38,989 I know Douglas High isn't perfect. 101 00:03:39,865 --> 00:03:42,159 The truth is, this place was struggling 102 00:03:42,201 --> 00:03:44,578 even before the governor's latest budget cuts. 103 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:46,372 But I love this school, 104 00:03:46,414 --> 00:03:47,790 and I know I can make it 105 00:03:47,832 --> 00:03:49,125 a better place. - * Pick it up * 106 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:51,502 * Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up * 107 00:03:51,544 --> 00:03:53,504 * Pick it up, pick it up * -Mm. 108 00:03:53,546 --> 00:03:54,630 I'm sorry, can you 109 00:03:54,672 --> 00:03:56,048 turn that off, please? 110 00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:57,675 - No problem. 111 00:03:57,717 --> 00:03:59,927 [ringtone stops] Hello? 112 00:03:59,969 --> 00:04:00,928 No, yeah, I can talk. 113 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:02,471 What up, man? 114 00:04:02,513 --> 00:04:04,557 - Um, that's why I'm running 115 00:04:04,598 --> 00:04:06,600 for this year's Sophomore Class President. 116 00:04:06,642 --> 00:04:08,811 'Cause it's not too late for Douglas High. 117 00:04:08,853 --> 00:04:10,813 It's not too late for any of us-- 118 00:04:10,855 --> 00:04:11,772 - Sorry, kids! 119 00:04:11,814 --> 00:04:13,983 School's shut down. - What? 120 00:04:14,025 --> 00:04:15,276 - Wow, they shutting down the school. 121 00:04:15,317 --> 00:04:16,652 - Yeah, unfortunately, this isn't 122 00:04:16,694 --> 00:04:18,654 a high school anymore. 123 00:04:18,696 --> 00:04:20,698 I mean, the state will probably rent it out 124 00:04:20,740 --> 00:04:22,491 so that TV shows about 125 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:24,285 high schools can shoot here, 126 00:04:24,326 --> 00:04:25,995 but it's not an actual 127 00:04:26,037 --> 00:04:27,997 high school anymore. 128 00:04:28,039 --> 00:04:29,206 Uh, no need to panic. 129 00:04:29,248 --> 00:04:30,332 You can learn everything 130 00:04:30,374 --> 00:04:31,751 you need on the internet. 131 00:04:31,792 --> 00:04:33,544 Take it all. - No-- 132 00:04:33,586 --> 00:04:34,962 - Watch your step. [overlapping chatter] 133 00:04:35,004 --> 00:04:36,589 - Governor Zack! - Governor Zack! 134 00:04:36,630 --> 00:04:38,424 - Uh, hey. [chuckles] What's up? 135 00:04:38,466 --> 00:04:40,134 - You have provided no plan for the students 136 00:04:40,176 --> 00:04:42,553 affected by your disastrous education cuts. 137 00:04:42,595 --> 00:04:43,679 - Mm-hmm, that is 138 00:04:43,721 --> 00:04:45,014 a great point--thank you. 139 00:04:45,056 --> 00:04:47,141 - Where do you propose these students go? 140 00:04:47,183 --> 00:04:49,560 To other underfunded schools that don't have the resources 141 00:04:49,602 --> 00:04:51,145 to handle the kids they already have? 142 00:04:51,187 --> 00:04:53,856 - Look, I didn't want to close the schools. 143 00:04:53,898 --> 00:04:55,858 I feel terrible for these kids! 144 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:58,527 To be honest, I needed to balance the budget. 145 00:04:58,569 --> 00:04:59,653 I didn't know how. 146 00:04:59,695 --> 00:05:01,280 I just Googled what they did last year, 147 00:05:01,322 --> 00:05:02,698 and I did it again! 148 00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:04,492 [laughs] Come on, like, none of you guys 149 00:05:04,533 --> 00:05:06,827 have made a $10 billion mistake before? 150 00:05:06,869 --> 00:05:08,871 all: Boo! - Ah, guys, guys, 151 00:05:08,913 --> 00:05:10,706 come on, come on, I know I can fix this. 152 00:05:10,748 --> 00:05:12,375 I believe in public education. 153 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:13,793 I went to public school. 154 00:05:13,834 --> 00:05:16,170 My son is a student at Bayside High, 155 00:05:16,212 --> 00:05:17,797 and just the other night, when I was tucking him in, 156 00:05:17,838 --> 00:05:19,715 he asked me, "Papa, why--" 157 00:05:19,757 --> 00:05:21,842 - Maybe they should go there. - Hmm? 158 00:05:21,884 --> 00:05:23,719 - Maybe the students whose schools you closed 159 00:05:23,761 --> 00:05:25,554 should be sent to schools in high property tax areas 160 00:05:25,596 --> 00:05:27,098 like Bayside. 161 00:05:27,139 --> 00:05:28,474 - [laughs] Well. 162 00:05:28,516 --> 00:05:30,226 It's a little more complicated than that. 163 00:05:30,267 --> 00:05:31,394 - That's actually a great idea. 164 00:05:31,435 --> 00:05:32,812 - Is it? - Sounds really fair. 165 00:05:32,853 --> 00:05:34,271 Maybe you should be the governor! 166 00:05:34,313 --> 00:05:35,731 - Me? Yeah, right. 167 00:05:35,773 --> 00:05:36,982 - I don't think he should be governor. 168 00:05:37,024 --> 00:05:38,901 - I mean, I was a political science major. 169 00:05:38,943 --> 00:05:41,612 - Yeah, okay, okay, hey. Yes, that is a good plan. 170 00:05:41,654 --> 00:05:45,574 So I promise that all students affected by the shutdown 171 00:05:45,616 --> 00:05:48,494 will be sent to schools in well-funded districts, 172 00:05:48,536 --> 00:05:50,496 including Bayside! 173 00:05:50,538 --> 00:05:51,956 - There you go! [overlapping chatter] 174 00:05:53,416 --> 00:05:55,751 - Yeah. Governor. 175 00:05:55,793 --> 00:05:57,128 - So you're saying my daughter's 176 00:05:57,169 --> 00:05:59,171 gonna have to take a two-hour bus ride 177 00:05:59,213 --> 00:06:00,673 just to get to school every morning? 178 00:06:00,715 --> 00:06:02,466 - Yes, but I'm told the buses 179 00:06:02,508 --> 00:06:04,301 will be equipped with a modest selection 180 00:06:04,343 --> 00:06:05,845 of discarded magazines. 181 00:06:05,886 --> 00:06:07,555 - And we don't know these people! 182 00:06:07,596 --> 00:06:08,973 How can we be sure that Bayside's 183 00:06:09,014 --> 00:06:11,016 gonna be a safe, welcoming environment 184 00:06:11,058 --> 00:06:12,268 for our kids? 185 00:06:12,309 --> 00:06:13,602 - It'll be fine! 186 00:06:13,644 --> 00:06:15,521 Who doesn't love kids? 187 00:06:15,563 --> 00:06:17,606 - They gather together! They loiter! 188 00:06:17,648 --> 00:06:19,066 I'm just saying, how do we know 189 00:06:19,108 --> 00:06:20,609 we can trust them? [crowd murmurs in agreement] 190 00:06:20,651 --> 00:06:23,112 - Look, these concerns about a criminal element 191 00:06:23,154 --> 00:06:25,948 are unwarranted and offensive, and for the record, sir, 192 00:06:25,990 --> 00:06:27,575 you are currently on probation 193 00:06:27,616 --> 00:06:29,702 for embezzling money from a nursing home. 194 00:06:29,744 --> 00:06:31,954 - Hi, Jade Huntington-Snell, Tanner's mom. 195 00:06:31,996 --> 00:06:33,998 I just wanna say that my husband and I 196 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,709 are involved in a number of inner city youth charities, 197 00:06:36,751 --> 00:06:39,045 so we are really excited about the new students. 198 00:06:39,086 --> 00:06:40,963 - Yes, as am I, and I think the thing 199 00:06:41,005 --> 00:06:42,798 we're losing sight of is that these are kids, 200 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,800 good, bright kids just like yours, 201 00:06:44,842 --> 00:06:46,302 whom the system has failed. 202 00:06:46,343 --> 00:06:47,803 - Couldn't agree more. 203 00:06:47,845 --> 00:06:49,930 That said, I read a Facebook article 204 00:06:49,972 --> 00:06:52,975 about an underground sex cult where the kids snort Baby Yoda 205 00:06:53,017 --> 00:06:54,935 and worship the YouTube demon Momo. 206 00:06:54,977 --> 00:06:56,729 What are you gonna do to stop this? 207 00:06:56,771 --> 00:07:00,066 - I can assure you, we have a zero tolerance policy 208 00:07:00,107 --> 00:07:01,984 when it comes to whatever it is you're talking about. 209 00:07:02,026 --> 00:07:03,986 Now, if there are no other questions... 210 00:07:04,028 --> 00:07:05,571 all right, I'm gonna hand this over 211 00:07:05,613 --> 00:07:07,114 to our school counselor. 212 00:07:07,156 --> 00:07:08,866 In addition to her work at Bayside, 213 00:07:08,908 --> 00:07:10,701 she's written over a dozen bestsellers, 214 00:07:10,743 --> 00:07:12,661 including her parenting how-to, 215 00:07:12,703 --> 00:07:15,664 "I'm So Excited, I'm So Scared... 216 00:07:15,706 --> 00:07:17,666 Of Becoming a Parent." [chuckles] 217 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:22,213 Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Jessica Spano. 218 00:07:22,254 --> 00:07:24,173 - Thank you, Ron. 219 00:07:24,215 --> 00:07:25,758 Now, I know you're all concerned 220 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,177 about the changes coming to Bayside, and I get it. 221 00:07:28,219 --> 00:07:30,221 As many of you know, my son Jamie 222 00:07:30,262 --> 00:07:31,764 is a student here as well. 223 00:07:31,806 --> 00:07:34,058 Of course, I want what's best for him, 224 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:36,143 but Douglas students' parents feel the same. 225 00:07:36,185 --> 00:07:37,978 And that's why I've devised a system 226 00:07:38,020 --> 00:07:39,563 to help ease the transition. 227 00:07:39,605 --> 00:07:41,524 Each new student will be paired 228 00:07:41,565 --> 00:07:43,859 with a current student or... 229 00:07:43,901 --> 00:07:46,278 "Bayside buddy" to help them acclimate. 230 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:49,198 - And so the current students can keep an eye on them. 231 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:50,783 - Yes. both: No! 232 00:07:50,825 --> 00:07:53,536 [smooth rock music] 233 00:07:53,577 --> 00:07:55,871 - Hey, nice job up there, Mama. 234 00:07:55,913 --> 00:07:59,208 Sorry, I know we had the HR meeting about this. 235 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:00,626 Dr. Mama. 236 00:08:00,668 --> 00:08:01,961 - That's not what we settled on. 237 00:08:02,002 --> 00:08:03,754 - So where's your husband? 238 00:08:03,796 --> 00:08:05,214 Laying in front of a bulldozer, 239 00:08:05,256 --> 00:08:07,133 saving some female frogs or whatever? 240 00:08:07,174 --> 00:08:08,342 - How dare you. 241 00:08:08,384 --> 00:08:09,885 René drank some essential oils 242 00:08:09,927 --> 00:08:12,221 and has been vomiting. - Cool. 243 00:08:12,263 --> 00:08:15,099 - What are you even doing here? You never come to PTA meetings. 244 00:08:15,141 --> 00:08:17,560 - Excuse me if I want to stay informed 245 00:08:17,601 --> 00:08:21,230 about potential changes that could affect my students. 246 00:08:21,272 --> 00:08:22,982 The hot dog I was cooking for dinner 247 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:24,608 exploded in my microwave, and I knew 248 00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:26,110 they'd have these little donuts I liked. 249 00:08:26,152 --> 00:08:27,319 - Right. 250 00:08:27,361 --> 00:08:29,238 Slater, I'm really worried about this year. 251 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:30,990 I just hope we can make a safe space 252 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:33,451 for these new students. - Yeah. 253 00:08:33,492 --> 00:08:34,952 But I'm also kinda excited. 254 00:08:34,994 --> 00:08:37,329 The Douglas football team went 6 and 2 last year. 255 00:08:37,371 --> 00:08:38,998 The only thing our team has ever won 256 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,624 is when the guys did the "Pitch Perfect" cup song 257 00:08:40,666 --> 00:08:42,001 in the talent show. 258 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:43,919 - Bayside has plenty of talented athletes. 259 00:08:43,961 --> 00:08:45,421 What about my son, Jamie? 260 00:08:45,463 --> 00:08:47,089 - [laughs] 261 00:08:47,131 --> 00:08:48,591 [clears throat] Oh, you're, uh, you're serious. 262 00:08:48,632 --> 00:08:51,093 Yeah, Jamie is--uh-- 263 00:08:51,135 --> 00:08:53,763 oh look, here comes Ron! Whassup, Ron? 264 00:08:53,804 --> 00:08:54,930 - I'll tell you "whassup," Slater, 265 00:08:54,972 --> 00:08:56,515 these parents are driving me crazy! 266 00:08:56,557 --> 00:08:57,933 Why is everything my fault? 267 00:08:57,975 --> 00:08:59,685 Don't they know I'm completely powerless? 268 00:08:59,727 --> 00:09:01,771 I asked the superintendent for a chair 269 00:09:01,812 --> 00:09:03,939 that doesn't have "little bitch" carved into it. 270 00:09:03,981 --> 00:09:05,441 He said, "We'll look into it... 271 00:09:05,483 --> 00:09:06,817 little bitch!" 272 00:09:06,859 --> 00:09:09,445 He's gonna call me. 273 00:09:09,487 --> 00:09:11,822 [upbeat rock music] 274 00:09:11,864 --> 00:09:14,283 - So, you excited for the first day of school? 275 00:09:14,325 --> 00:09:15,701 - Girl, no. 276 00:09:15,743 --> 00:09:17,870 Douglas sucked, but at least we knew all the tricks. 277 00:09:17,912 --> 00:09:19,246 Don't eat the meatloaf. 278 00:09:19,288 --> 00:09:21,791 Don't get into a fight with No-Eyebrows Stacey. 279 00:09:21,832 --> 00:09:23,793 Is it weird that I kind of miss her? 280 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:25,461 I wonder who she's choking out these days. 281 00:09:25,503 --> 00:09:26,670 - Well, I'm excited. 282 00:09:26,712 --> 00:09:28,297 Going to Bayside is gonna change our lives. 283 00:09:28,339 --> 00:09:29,423 I got it all planned out. 284 00:09:29,465 --> 00:09:31,425 - Hey, where the dick is this school? 285 00:09:31,467 --> 00:09:33,969 Why is the bus stop 100 miles away from the building? 286 00:09:34,011 --> 00:09:36,347 - I guess most of the kids drive? 287 00:09:36,389 --> 00:09:38,432 Damn, look at all these fancy cars. 288 00:09:38,474 --> 00:09:40,393 It's like a poster in my little brother's room. 289 00:09:40,434 --> 00:09:42,645 - Why is everybody so rich? 290 00:09:42,686 --> 00:09:44,271 It's a public school. 291 00:09:44,313 --> 00:09:46,315 - Oh, no, look, there's a couple crappy ones. 292 00:09:46,357 --> 00:09:48,693 - Ah. [chuckles] That's the teachers' lot. 293 00:09:49,694 --> 00:09:51,362 - Oh. - Yeah. 294 00:09:51,404 --> 00:09:52,530 Come on. 295 00:09:52,571 --> 00:09:55,741 * * 296 00:09:55,783 --> 00:09:56,867 Daisy! 297 00:09:56,909 --> 00:10:03,749 * * 298 00:10:03,791 --> 00:10:05,501 - Oh, wow. 299 00:10:05,543 --> 00:10:07,795 It's so nice here. 300 00:10:07,837 --> 00:10:09,880 It's almost messed up how nice it is. 301 00:10:09,922 --> 00:10:11,674 Like, I knew it wouldn't have graffiti, 302 00:10:11,716 --> 00:10:13,801 but I think that's a Banksy. 303 00:10:13,843 --> 00:10:15,052 Aisha. 304 00:10:15,094 --> 00:10:17,596 Aisha, are you even listening to me? 305 00:10:17,638 --> 00:10:18,931 - No, no, not at all. 306 00:10:18,973 --> 00:10:21,350 That is the hottest man I have ever seen. 307 00:10:21,392 --> 00:10:23,894 Oh, my God, he's coming. Shut up, shut up! 308 00:10:23,936 --> 00:10:26,522 - Hi, um...do either of you know Aisha? 309 00:10:26,564 --> 00:10:28,357 I'm her Bayside Buddy. 310 00:10:28,399 --> 00:10:30,943 - Yeah, I'm Aisha. It's great to meet you. 311 00:10:30,985 --> 00:10:32,528 This is--don't remember. 312 00:10:32,570 --> 00:10:34,405 - I'm Jamie Spano. - Hey. 313 00:10:34,447 --> 00:10:35,614 Maybe you know my buddy. 314 00:10:35,656 --> 00:10:37,742 Somebody named...Mac Morris? 315 00:10:38,909 --> 00:10:40,536 - Damn it, Lexi! - Ah, Mac. 316 00:10:40,578 --> 00:10:43,372 There he is. - Yeah, okay, I'm sorry, Mac, 317 00:10:43,414 --> 00:10:45,708 but I got the parking space fair and square. 318 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:47,209 - Uh, I wouldn't call that fair. 319 00:10:47,251 --> 00:10:49,795 You drugged my toothpaste and I woke up at Six Flags. 320 00:10:49,837 --> 00:10:51,714 Once I'm there, I'm not just gonna leave! 321 00:10:51,756 --> 00:10:54,383 This means war, Lexi. 322 00:10:54,425 --> 00:10:55,718 Parking spot war. 323 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:57,678 - Oh, you're on, Preppy. Yeah. 324 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,513 I will rob you of your sanity 325 00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:01,098 and lovingly nurse you back to health, 326 00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:02,892 only to destroy you again. 327 00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:04,560 Good luck! [chuckles] 328 00:11:04,602 --> 00:11:05,728 Girls? 329 00:11:05,770 --> 00:11:07,229 [all snap fingers] 330 00:11:08,439 --> 00:11:10,191 - Hi, uh, are you Mac? 331 00:11:10,232 --> 00:11:11,942 I think you're my Bayside Buddy. 332 00:11:11,984 --> 00:11:13,611 You're supposed to show me around. 333 00:11:13,652 --> 00:11:16,155 - Oh, awesome! Hey. 334 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,324 Would you be able to lay down in a parking spot overnight 335 00:11:18,366 --> 00:11:20,659 so my frenemy can't park in it tomorrow? 336 00:11:20,701 --> 00:11:22,119 - [laughs] 337 00:11:22,161 --> 00:11:24,080 [record scratch] Time out. 338 00:11:24,121 --> 00:11:25,998 What did that blond fool just say to me? 339 00:11:31,253 --> 00:11:34,382 [upbeat synth music] 340 00:11:34,423 --> 00:11:35,758 * * 341 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,301 - This is The Max. 342 00:11:37,343 --> 00:11:38,844 It's where we like to hang out after school. 343 00:11:38,886 --> 00:11:40,471 Also before and during. 344 00:11:40,513 --> 00:11:41,764 - Wait, so you guys go 345 00:11:41,806 --> 00:11:43,724 to a sit-down restaurant every day? 346 00:11:43,766 --> 00:11:45,643 Isn't that expensive? - Yeah! 347 00:11:45,684 --> 00:11:47,353 Oh, look. There's the gang. 348 00:11:49,063 --> 00:11:50,439 - [chuckles] - Hey, Aisha. 349 00:11:50,481 --> 00:11:52,858 And DeVante. What are you doing here? 350 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:55,319 - Well, Lexi's my buddy, and she thought it might be nice 351 00:11:55,361 --> 00:11:57,238 for us to get the chance to know each other. 352 00:11:57,279 --> 00:11:58,364 - Mm-hmm. 353 00:11:58,406 --> 00:11:59,532 - And I thought it would be nice for her 354 00:11:59,573 --> 00:12:00,825 to give me 50 bucks, so... 355 00:12:00,866 --> 00:12:01,992 - Yeah. - Yeah. 356 00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:04,328 - So, DeVante, what TV do you watch? 357 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:06,330 Have you seen my reality show, "Becoming Lexi, 358 00:12:06,372 --> 00:12:07,540 Colon, I Am Me?" 359 00:12:07,581 --> 00:12:09,875 - It's about Lexi's life, being transgender, 360 00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:11,168 her journey of self-discovery, 361 00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,753 and the hot friends who support her. 362 00:12:12,795 --> 00:12:13,963 - Yeah, if you watch it, 363 00:12:14,004 --> 00:12:15,923 I'm in episode 204: "The Big Game." 364 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:18,592 At the end, I score the losing touchdown! 365 00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:20,511 - [laughs] I didn't know you played football, Jamie. 366 00:12:20,553 --> 00:12:21,887 - Really? 'Cause he's literally been 367 00:12:21,929 --> 00:12:23,681 holding a football all day. - Huh? 368 00:12:23,723 --> 00:12:25,015 Oh! 369 00:12:25,057 --> 00:12:27,768 - You know, Aisha used to play back at Douglas. 370 00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:30,229 - You did? Like, on the boys' team? 371 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,606 - Uh, I mean, I didn't want to, 372 00:12:32,648 --> 00:12:35,192 but they cut the girls' athletic program. 373 00:12:35,234 --> 00:12:37,611 - But how could there not be sports for girls? 374 00:12:37,653 --> 00:12:39,071 That's like, illegal. 375 00:12:39,113 --> 00:12:40,656 - Why didn't your parents complain? 376 00:12:40,698 --> 00:12:42,575 - Or hold a fundraiser where they let Rita Wilson sing 377 00:12:42,616 --> 00:12:44,785 because that means Tom Hanks has to come. 378 00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:46,245 - Okay, this place is weird. 379 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,955 - What do you mean? - Hope you're hungry 380 00:12:47,997 --> 00:12:49,623 for...magic! 381 00:12:49,665 --> 00:12:51,167 - Yeah! - Every time! 382 00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:53,627 - Oh! - Damn, I love magic! 383 00:12:53,669 --> 00:12:54,962 [upbeat music] 384 00:12:55,004 --> 00:12:57,465 - Dog, I'm telling you, man, this school is wild. 385 00:12:57,506 --> 00:12:59,133 Like, they got beach volleyball, 386 00:12:59,175 --> 00:13:00,342 and then a different club 387 00:13:00,384 --> 00:13:02,511 called "Beach Volleyball (Resort Sand)." 388 00:13:02,553 --> 00:13:03,888 No cap, and there's more people signed up 389 00:13:03,929 --> 00:13:05,556 for the "Artisanal Bath Bomb Club" 390 00:13:05,598 --> 00:13:07,475 than football. 391 00:13:07,516 --> 00:13:09,477 - Did someone say, "Football"? 392 00:13:09,518 --> 00:13:10,978 - Barely! 393 00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:13,189 - You know, uh, tryouts are tomorrow 394 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:14,565 if you're interested. 395 00:13:14,607 --> 00:13:16,609 - Nah, I'm good. 396 00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,444 - Hey, you don't have to do that with me, man. 397 00:13:18,486 --> 00:13:19,862 I get where you're coming from. 398 00:13:19,904 --> 00:13:22,281 - I'm coming from the bathroom. You don't know me. 399 00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:23,574 - Know you? I was you. 400 00:13:23,616 --> 00:13:25,743 My dad was in the Army, and I bounced around 401 00:13:25,785 --> 00:13:26,744 from school to school. 402 00:13:26,786 --> 00:13:27,870 When I transferred to Bayside, 403 00:13:27,912 --> 00:13:29,121 I had no friends, 404 00:13:29,163 --> 00:13:31,415 and an "I don't give a frig" attitude. 405 00:13:31,457 --> 00:13:33,292 By the way, I'm saying "frig" 'cause I'm still at work, 406 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,252 but after 3:00 p.m., I use the real word. 407 00:13:35,294 --> 00:13:37,755 - Cool. - But this place is magic. 408 00:13:37,797 --> 00:13:39,090 This is where I met friends 409 00:13:39,131 --> 00:13:41,592 and finally felt like I belonged. 410 00:13:41,634 --> 00:13:44,136 And, you know, football was a big part of that. 411 00:13:44,178 --> 00:13:45,888 - Yeah, man, I mean, that personal story 412 00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:48,265 really brought my guard down. 413 00:13:48,307 --> 00:13:50,726 By the way, what's my name? - Hmm? 414 00:13:50,768 --> 00:13:52,853 - No, I'm just saying, like, you know me so well, right? 415 00:13:52,895 --> 00:13:55,773 So...what's my name? 416 00:13:55,815 --> 00:13:57,900 - Uh... - Don't guess. 417 00:13:57,942 --> 00:13:59,944 - No, I wasn't going to. 418 00:13:59,985 --> 00:14:01,278 - Uh-oh. [snorts] 419 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,780 My guard's going back up. 420 00:14:02,822 --> 00:14:04,949 - Tony? - And it's up. 421 00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:06,701 - And I was gonna go out with her, 422 00:14:06,742 --> 00:14:09,412 but then this much hotter girl asked me to go out. 423 00:14:09,453 --> 00:14:11,580 Long story short, I faked my own death 424 00:14:11,622 --> 00:14:13,666 and hooked up with the hot mortician. 425 00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:16,377 - Look, I've loved all 87 of these stories, 426 00:14:16,419 --> 00:14:18,796 but can you please just tell me where I can get my textbooks? 427 00:14:18,838 --> 00:14:19,797 - Yeah, we're here. 428 00:14:19,839 --> 00:14:21,632 Bayside is 99% paperless, 429 00:14:21,674 --> 00:14:23,801 so getting your books is kind of a pain in the ass. 430 00:14:23,843 --> 00:14:24,802 [device boops] 431 00:14:24,844 --> 00:14:26,345 Ugh. That took forever. 432 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,805 - But what if I don't have one of those? 433 00:14:27,847 --> 00:14:29,807 What if I can't do a boop-boop? 434 00:14:29,849 --> 00:14:31,225 - Don't have? What is... 435 00:14:31,267 --> 00:14:32,560 what is that? 436 00:14:32,601 --> 00:14:35,021 [curious music] 437 00:14:35,062 --> 00:14:37,189 - You were right. Bayside sucks. 438 00:14:37,231 --> 00:14:38,941 They won't let me take any honors classes 439 00:14:38,983 --> 00:14:40,401 'cause they said the Douglas curriculum 440 00:14:40,443 --> 00:14:42,111 doesn't meet their standards. 441 00:14:42,153 --> 00:14:43,946 I know our school library was just a Bible 442 00:14:43,988 --> 00:14:45,239 and a bunch of army pamphlets, 443 00:14:45,281 --> 00:14:46,532 but I'm as smart as any kid here. 444 00:14:46,574 --> 00:14:49,744 No. Smarter. It's not fair. 445 00:14:49,785 --> 00:14:53,039 - Yeah, it, uh...sucks. 446 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,541 - Wait. Do you like it here? 447 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,585 - I'm sorry! - Oh, my God! 448 00:14:57,626 --> 00:14:59,211 - They just-- they have everything! 449 00:14:59,253 --> 00:15:01,422 Fancy teachers, money for sports, 450 00:15:01,464 --> 00:15:03,007 and the cafeteria's sponsored by Wolfgang Puck, 451 00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:04,258 and he is here! 452 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,052 Is it so bad to want to enjoy that? 453 00:15:06,093 --> 00:15:07,470 - Are you actually enjoying it? 454 00:15:07,511 --> 00:15:09,388 Or are you just dickmatized by stupid Jamie? 455 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,514 Since when are you so shy 456 00:15:10,556 --> 00:15:12,099 about how good you are at football? 457 00:15:12,141 --> 00:15:13,350 At Douglas, you asked the coach 458 00:15:13,392 --> 00:15:14,518 if you could play without a helmet. 459 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,270 - Yeah, so they would know it was Aisha 460 00:15:16,312 --> 00:15:18,356 puttin' them numbers on the scoreboard! 461 00:15:18,981 --> 00:15:21,942 Girl, look, I know that this school has problems, 462 00:15:21,984 --> 00:15:23,569 but it's our first day. 463 00:15:23,611 --> 00:15:25,654 - Exactly. And it's already unfair! 464 00:15:25,696 --> 00:15:27,531 If you don't have an iPad, if you ride the bus, 465 00:15:27,573 --> 00:15:29,784 if you're not one of them, you're set up to fail. 466 00:15:29,825 --> 00:15:32,370 We need someone to fight for us who knows us. 467 00:15:32,411 --> 00:15:34,121 That's why I have to be student council president. 468 00:15:34,163 --> 00:15:35,623 Now, more than ever. 469 00:15:35,664 --> 00:15:37,666 - But you know your posters have to be in by tomorrow. 470 00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:38,793 - What? Who said? 471 00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,378 - Uh, they sent out a message about it 472 00:15:40,419 --> 00:15:41,712 on the Bayside Student app. 473 00:15:41,754 --> 00:15:43,589 - What the hell's a Bayside Student app? 474 00:15:43,631 --> 00:15:45,549 You see? We're set up to fail. 475 00:15:45,591 --> 00:15:47,343 You know, some of us don't have smartphones 476 00:15:47,385 --> 00:15:48,928 'cause their moms say they're too expensive, and... 477 00:15:48,969 --> 00:15:52,681 [speaking Spanish] 478 00:15:52,723 --> 00:15:54,183 I hate this school. 479 00:15:54,225 --> 00:15:55,768 And I hate this phone! 480 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,563 - Mr. Morris, get your feet off my desk. 481 00:15:59,605 --> 00:16:01,607 - Can I flip over your trashcan and put 'em on that? 482 00:16:01,649 --> 00:16:03,109 - No! 483 00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:04,860 In general, be less comfortable 484 00:16:04,902 --> 00:16:06,112 in here! What do you want? 485 00:16:06,153 --> 00:16:08,239 - Lexi and I are in a parking spot war, 486 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,449 but I was reading the student manual, 487 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,034 and it gave me an idea. 488 00:16:12,076 --> 00:16:14,870 What if you gave me your spot and you Ubered from now on? 489 00:16:14,912 --> 00:16:18,040 - Mr. Morris, my car already is an Uber. 490 00:16:18,082 --> 00:16:19,375 - Mr. Toddman. 491 00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:20,876 - Hey, buddy. - Hi. 492 00:16:20,918 --> 00:16:24,004 Sir, I wanted to ask about the student council elections. 493 00:16:24,046 --> 00:16:25,631 Is it too late to enter the race? 494 00:16:25,673 --> 00:16:27,091 - No, not at all! 495 00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:29,552 As long as your posters are up before homeroom tomorrow. 496 00:16:29,593 --> 00:16:31,929 - Oh, that's great. Thank you. 497 00:16:31,971 --> 00:16:33,764 - Oh, Daisy, I'm so pleased. 498 00:16:33,806 --> 00:16:36,267 You know, I found a passage you might be interested in. 499 00:16:36,308 --> 00:16:38,310 I tell you, you Douglas kids have given me 500 00:16:38,352 --> 00:16:39,895 a sense of purpose around here. 501 00:16:39,937 --> 00:16:41,605 It's easy to get discouraged in this job 502 00:16:41,647 --> 00:16:43,274 when you're trying to make a difference 503 00:16:43,315 --> 00:16:45,735 but you feel like you're talking to a brick wall. 504 00:16:45,776 --> 00:16:48,696 [light music] 505 00:16:48,738 --> 00:16:51,198 * * 506 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,450 - Hey! 507 00:16:52,491 --> 00:16:54,076 You know how nervous I was about today, 508 00:16:54,118 --> 00:16:56,203 but I feel like we're off to a great start 509 00:16:56,245 --> 00:16:57,663 with the Douglas kids. 510 00:16:57,705 --> 00:16:59,206 - Yeah, that's the kind of start I'm off to as well. 511 00:16:59,248 --> 00:17:01,792 [sniffs] - Oh, no! What happened? 512 00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:04,420 I made Jamie some ants on a log. 513 00:17:04,462 --> 00:17:06,505 Do you need a snack? 514 00:17:08,674 --> 00:17:10,468 - I was trying to get this kid from Douglas 515 00:17:10,509 --> 00:17:12,428 to join the football team, but I blew it. 516 00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:13,596 - Mm. - How do you get a kid 517 00:17:13,637 --> 00:17:15,056 to listen to you? - Slater. 518 00:17:15,097 --> 00:17:17,475 If I knew that, I'd be the greatest counselor 519 00:17:17,516 --> 00:17:18,976 in the world, and my son wouldn't have 520 00:17:19,018 --> 00:17:20,311 named his dog "Porno." 521 00:17:20,352 --> 00:17:21,645 - It's just, I know how it feels 522 00:17:21,687 --> 00:17:24,357 to be all alone in a new school, and... 523 00:17:24,398 --> 00:17:27,985 and trying to join in, but you just don't know how. 524 00:17:28,027 --> 00:17:29,945 - He told you all that? 525 00:17:29,987 --> 00:17:32,406 - Not in...so many words. 526 00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:34,784 - Look, we all want these new kids 527 00:17:34,825 --> 00:17:37,036 to feel welcome and succeed at Bayside, 528 00:17:37,078 --> 00:17:39,205 but it's not gonna work if we don't get to know them, 529 00:17:39,246 --> 00:17:40,748 and not just their names. 530 00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:43,334 - Yeah. 'Cause I definitely knew his name. 531 00:17:43,376 --> 00:17:45,920 - How they feel, what they think... 532 00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:48,005 we have to stop trying to get through to them 533 00:17:48,047 --> 00:17:49,590 and let them get through to us. 534 00:17:49,632 --> 00:17:52,843 It's our job to make space for every kid at Bayside 535 00:17:52,885 --> 00:17:55,262 so they become a healthy and mature adult. 536 00:17:55,304 --> 00:17:57,348 - Hey, Mom, can I get my ants on a log 537 00:17:57,390 --> 00:17:59,475 while you sing to me, please? 538 00:18:00,226 --> 00:18:01,769 Is that them? 539 00:18:01,811 --> 00:18:02,937 - I brought these. 540 00:18:04,355 --> 00:18:05,648 [Daisy scoffs] 541 00:18:08,401 --> 00:18:10,277 [buttons beeping] 542 00:18:10,319 --> 00:18:11,529 [line trilling] 543 00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:13,531 - Hey. - Mom, I can't pick up Hector. 544 00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:15,116 I gotta make posters for the election. 545 00:18:15,157 --> 00:18:16,367 - I'm sorry, mija. 546 00:18:16,409 --> 00:18:17,827 There's no one to switch with me. 547 00:18:17,868 --> 00:18:19,954 - See, this is why we need a home computer. 548 00:18:19,995 --> 00:18:21,747 [Daisy's mother speaking Spanish] 549 00:18:23,749 --> 00:18:26,210 - [sighs] Fine. Bye. I love you. 550 00:18:26,252 --> 00:18:29,714 [upbeat rock music] 551 00:18:29,755 --> 00:18:35,886 * * 552 00:18:35,928 --> 00:18:38,556 - Can I get one "PJ Mask" book? - No! 553 00:18:38,597 --> 00:18:41,600 - God's gonna punish you for not letting a child read. 554 00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:44,729 - * I got my hair slicked back * 555 00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:46,897 * And my boots on * 556 00:18:46,939 --> 00:18:48,274 - Let's go. 557 00:18:48,315 --> 00:18:50,568 - * Eyeshadow too * 558 00:18:50,609 --> 00:18:52,945 * I got my nails stuck on * 559 00:18:52,987 --> 00:18:55,656 - Are you still open? - For ten minutes. 560 00:18:55,698 --> 00:18:57,366 So if you're thinking of shipping a bulk item 561 00:18:57,408 --> 00:19:00,244 that requires a specialty box outside of continental U.S., 562 00:19:00,286 --> 00:19:02,621 do not darken my doorway, girl. 563 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,540 - Nope. Just printing a couple pictures. 564 00:19:05,499 --> 00:19:07,835 - [sighs] This is boring! 565 00:19:10,129 --> 00:19:11,839 - $21.86. 566 00:19:12,631 --> 00:19:15,092 - Stupid overpriced magician restaurant. 567 00:19:15,134 --> 00:19:18,054 Okay, I have a little problem. 568 00:19:18,095 --> 00:19:19,889 I only have a 10.00. 569 00:19:19,930 --> 00:19:21,891 Wait! No! Listen. 570 00:19:21,932 --> 00:19:24,435 I need these 'cause I'm running for class president. 571 00:19:24,477 --> 00:19:27,021 At a new school where people like me 572 00:19:27,063 --> 00:19:28,564 don't really have a voice. 573 00:19:28,606 --> 00:19:31,609 But if I win, maybe I can change all that. 574 00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:34,820 So I'm asking you...Dean. 575 00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:36,655 Do you want $21? 576 00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,324 Or do you want to help me change the-- 577 00:19:38,366 --> 00:19:40,409 - $21. - Just give it to her. 578 00:19:40,451 --> 00:19:42,328 She's a single mom. 579 00:19:43,454 --> 00:19:45,581 - Yeah. Please. 580 00:19:45,623 --> 00:19:47,833 Do it for my beautiful boy. 581 00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,627 - You lucky today's my birthday. 582 00:19:49,668 --> 00:19:52,129 - Ooh! Happy birthday. 583 00:19:52,171 --> 00:19:58,511 * * 584 00:20:09,063 --> 00:20:10,648 - Hey, buddy. 585 00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:12,900 - Wait, you're running for president? 586 00:20:12,942 --> 00:20:14,110 - Yeah, according to the student manual, 587 00:20:14,151 --> 00:20:15,486 class president gets the parking spot 588 00:20:15,528 --> 00:20:16,779 right in front of school. 589 00:20:16,821 --> 00:20:18,948 - Which is even better than the parking spot 590 00:20:18,989 --> 00:20:20,658 we were previously fighting over. 591 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,201 That's why I'm running as well. 592 00:20:22,243 --> 00:20:24,537 - Wait, how did you make all these so fast? 593 00:20:24,578 --> 00:20:26,622 [together] Do you not have a poster guy? 594 00:20:26,664 --> 00:20:28,541 [phone rings] - Oh. 595 00:20:28,582 --> 00:20:30,501 Oh. LeBron must be here. 596 00:20:30,543 --> 00:20:32,169 He said he'd come help me hand out buttons. 597 00:20:32,211 --> 00:20:33,629 - Ugh. Big deal. 598 00:20:33,671 --> 00:20:35,589 I have a Kardashian coming at lunch. 599 00:20:35,631 --> 00:20:37,508 - Yeah? Who? Rob? 600 00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:38,634 - Shut up! 601 00:20:38,676 --> 00:20:41,053 He is still in their family. 602 00:20:41,095 --> 00:20:42,596 - Hey, man. 603 00:20:42,638 --> 00:20:44,515 No, you can wear your jersey. I don't think it's thirsty. 604 00:20:44,557 --> 00:20:46,350 [whispering] He's so thirsty. 605 00:20:46,392 --> 00:20:47,518 - It's okay. 606 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,811 I worked hard on my posters, 607 00:20:48,853 --> 00:20:50,980 I'm still gonna put up my posters. 608 00:20:51,022 --> 00:20:53,941 [tense music] 609 00:20:53,983 --> 00:20:56,193 Hey, where can I put up my posters?! 610 00:20:56,235 --> 00:20:57,862 - Hold on, Bron-Bron. 611 00:20:57,903 --> 00:21:00,281 Did you not reserve wall space on the Bayside Student app? 612 00:21:00,322 --> 00:21:01,574 - Aw... 613 00:21:03,576 --> 00:21:05,453 [Daisy screams] 614 00:21:14,211 --> 00:21:15,296 [school bell rings] 615 00:21:15,337 --> 00:21:16,797 - Hey, buddy. - Hiya. 616 00:21:18,466 --> 00:21:20,509 - You okay? - Yeah. 617 00:21:20,551 --> 00:21:21,927 [record scratch] Don't start crying. 618 00:21:21,969 --> 00:21:23,596 - Why were you so upset earlier? 619 00:21:23,637 --> 00:21:26,432 - I wasn't upset. - Do you... 620 00:21:26,474 --> 00:21:28,851 want to go to The Max and have a dance contest about it? 621 00:21:28,893 --> 00:21:30,352 - [voice breaks] No. 622 00:21:30,394 --> 00:21:32,855 [record scratch] Oh, no, too late. 623 00:21:32,897 --> 00:21:35,524 Look, I always believed that if you worked hard enough, 624 00:21:35,566 --> 00:21:37,526 anything was possible. 625 00:21:37,568 --> 00:21:39,362 But being here 626 00:21:39,403 --> 00:21:40,654 made me realize that's only true 627 00:21:40,696 --> 00:21:42,114 for kids like you. 628 00:21:42,156 --> 00:21:43,949 - Hot kids? 629 00:21:43,991 --> 00:21:46,577 - Privileged kids. - Privileged kids... 630 00:21:46,619 --> 00:21:48,245 - One of you will be class president, 631 00:21:48,287 --> 00:21:50,539 and you'll put it on an application to a college 632 00:21:50,581 --> 00:21:52,917 that your parents already paid your way into. 633 00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:54,919 The deck is stacked so high in your favor 634 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,588 that people like me never even had a chance. 635 00:21:57,630 --> 00:21:58,756 And it's too bad, 'cause I would've been 636 00:21:58,798 --> 00:22:00,633 a great president. 637 00:22:00,674 --> 00:22:03,219 I actually want to make the school better. 638 00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:04,553 I want to go to Washington 639 00:22:04,595 --> 00:22:06,514 for the Spring Break Leadership Conference. 640 00:22:06,555 --> 00:22:09,100 I want everyone's voices to be heard. 641 00:22:09,141 --> 00:22:10,810 But you don't. 642 00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:13,521 You just want a parking space. 643 00:22:13,562 --> 00:22:16,315 [school bell rings] 644 00:22:16,357 --> 00:22:18,192 - [sighs] 645 00:22:18,234 --> 00:22:19,402 Man, did you hear that? 646 00:22:19,443 --> 00:22:21,153 - Yeah... 647 00:22:21,195 --> 00:22:22,822 the president has to spend spring break 648 00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:24,740 at a leadership conference? - I can't do that. 649 00:22:24,782 --> 00:22:26,325 That's when I go on spring break. 650 00:22:26,367 --> 00:22:28,077 - I would literally die. 651 00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:29,787 - We have to make this better. - We have to make this right. 652 00:22:29,829 --> 00:22:30,996 - Sorry, I thought you were gonna say "better." 653 00:22:31,038 --> 00:22:31,997 - I wasn't. 654 00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:35,710 - Hey, man. Can we talk? 655 00:22:37,586 --> 00:22:39,296 - Did you just sit backwards in a chair? 656 00:22:39,338 --> 00:22:41,841 Wow, I've never seen anyone do that in real life. 657 00:22:41,882 --> 00:22:43,926 - Look, I'm sorry about yesterday. 658 00:22:43,968 --> 00:22:47,054 And you're right. I don't know you. 659 00:22:47,096 --> 00:22:50,057 Honestly, I was just looking out for myself. 660 00:22:50,099 --> 00:22:51,892 It may seem like I'm a hot, happening guy 661 00:22:51,934 --> 00:22:53,102 who's got it all together-- 662 00:22:53,144 --> 00:22:54,353 - You're a gym teacher, and I saw you 663 00:22:54,395 --> 00:22:55,688 eating soup in your car. 664 00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:56,814 - That was melted ice cream. 665 00:22:56,856 --> 00:22:58,983 [sighs] But... 666 00:22:59,025 --> 00:23:01,027 the truth is, I need a win. 667 00:23:01,068 --> 00:23:03,029 I'm a director of an athletics program 668 00:23:03,070 --> 00:23:05,322 that hasn't beaten Valley in 15 years. 669 00:23:05,364 --> 00:23:08,242 Anyway, I'm sorry... 670 00:23:08,284 --> 00:23:10,161 and I wanna listen. 671 00:23:10,870 --> 00:23:13,080 - Look, you're not the first person 672 00:23:13,122 --> 00:23:15,041 to look at me and ask if I played football. 673 00:23:15,082 --> 00:23:16,667 I can't do anything without people 674 00:23:16,709 --> 00:23:18,419 making assumptions about me. 675 00:23:18,461 --> 00:23:20,880 I play football, I'm up to no good, 676 00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:22,631 I'm related to Montell Jordan-- 677 00:23:22,673 --> 00:23:24,717 which I am, but it's through marriage. 678 00:23:24,759 --> 00:23:26,635 The point is, even if I wanted to join in, 679 00:23:26,677 --> 00:23:29,055 it's not that simple. 680 00:23:29,096 --> 00:23:30,306 - Man. 681 00:23:31,682 --> 00:23:33,392 Back when I went to Bayside, if you had a problem, 682 00:23:33,434 --> 00:23:34,685 it could usually be fixed 683 00:23:34,727 --> 00:23:36,937 with a vaguely inspirational speech, but... 684 00:23:38,356 --> 00:23:40,232 That doesn't seem like it's gonna work here, huh? 685 00:23:40,274 --> 00:23:41,942 - No. 686 00:23:42,735 --> 00:23:44,737 - And you wouldn't want me to try, 687 00:23:44,779 --> 00:23:45,988 even if I thought of a good one 688 00:23:46,030 --> 00:23:47,782 based on what you told me, right? 689 00:23:47,823 --> 00:23:49,575 - Well, technically, it's not a white savior thing 690 00:23:49,617 --> 00:23:51,243 because you're Mexican, so... 691 00:23:51,285 --> 00:23:54,121 - Thank you! No one ever talks about that. 692 00:23:54,163 --> 00:23:55,206 Look, man. 693 00:23:55,247 --> 00:23:56,749 You're never gonna be able to control 694 00:23:56,791 --> 00:23:58,376 what people assume about you, 695 00:23:58,417 --> 00:24:00,669 so if there's something you want to do here, 696 00:24:00,711 --> 00:24:02,922 something that can make you happy, 697 00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:04,924 well, you might as well just go for it 698 00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:07,093 and let people assume what they want. 699 00:24:07,134 --> 00:24:09,345 - All right, I'll keep that in mind. 700 00:24:09,387 --> 00:24:10,930 Thanks, Coach. 701 00:24:10,971 --> 00:24:12,306 - You're welcome, DeVante. 702 00:24:12,348 --> 00:24:14,850 - That's not how you pronounce my name. 703 00:24:16,018 --> 00:24:17,812 I'm just messing with you. That's a joke. 704 00:24:17,853 --> 00:24:19,480 You did all right. - You got me. 705 00:24:19,522 --> 00:24:22,441 [low soft rock music] 706 00:24:22,483 --> 00:24:29,407 * * 707 00:24:32,493 --> 00:24:34,453 - Attention, please, it is now time to hear 708 00:24:34,495 --> 00:24:37,289 from our candidates for sophomore class president. 709 00:24:37,331 --> 00:24:39,166 Mr. Morris, would you like to begin with-- 710 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:40,793 ah! Stop! 711 00:24:40,835 --> 00:24:42,878 [smack] Ow! Ow! 712 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,004 [door slams shut] 713 00:24:44,046 --> 00:24:45,840 - Good morning, Bayside. 714 00:24:45,881 --> 00:24:49,927 I'm Mac Morris, and I believe in the power of a good idea. 715 00:24:49,969 --> 00:24:51,846 Like my idea that teachers 716 00:24:51,887 --> 00:24:54,682 should randomly give you Fs for no reason 717 00:24:54,724 --> 00:24:56,308 and that we should get rid of school dances 718 00:24:56,350 --> 00:24:58,811 and use that money to plant a weird tree. 719 00:24:58,853 --> 00:24:59,895 Thank you. 720 00:24:59,937 --> 00:25:00,938 [record scratch] - Wait. 721 00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:02,565 Is he trying to lose? 722 00:25:02,606 --> 00:25:05,317 - And now, for our next presidential candidate, 723 00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:06,819 Daisy! - [mouths word] What? 724 00:25:06,861 --> 00:25:08,988 - Hi, Bayside! I'm Daisy. 725 00:25:09,030 --> 00:25:12,033 And I promise to get Lizzo to perform at prom, 726 00:25:12,074 --> 00:25:15,119 and the theme will be, "Everybody Gets 50 Bucks." 727 00:25:15,161 --> 00:25:16,662 - I don't know who this Daisy girl is, 728 00:25:16,704 --> 00:25:17,997 but she sounds great. 729 00:25:18,039 --> 00:25:19,457 - Okay, wait. They're lying. 730 00:25:19,498 --> 00:25:21,709 I'm Daisy! They're pretending to be me. 731 00:25:21,751 --> 00:25:24,628 - In my Bayside, every lamp will be a ring light 732 00:25:24,670 --> 00:25:26,255 so no one will be an uggo. 733 00:25:26,297 --> 00:25:28,591 - No, no! That's not my platform. 734 00:25:28,632 --> 00:25:29,967 I was running for president 735 00:25:30,009 --> 00:25:32,011 'cause I wanted to give people like me a voice, 736 00:25:32,053 --> 00:25:33,262 and now these white ding-a-lings 737 00:25:33,304 --> 00:25:35,139 are literally stealing my voice! 738 00:25:35,181 --> 00:25:37,391 - So do you want us to vote for Daisy or not? 739 00:25:37,433 --> 00:25:38,934 - Well--I mean-- 740 00:25:38,976 --> 00:25:41,145 I want to be class president, but not if it's-- 741 00:25:41,187 --> 00:25:42,813 - And God as my witness, I vow that 742 00:25:42,855 --> 00:25:46,233 each and every student will get their own micro pig. 743 00:25:46,275 --> 00:25:47,360 - Yes! 744 00:25:53,699 --> 00:25:57,203 * * 745 00:25:57,244 --> 00:25:58,954 - All right, everybody. Line up. 746 00:25:58,996 --> 00:26:00,873 - Hold up, Coach. I think we got one more coming. 747 00:26:00,915 --> 00:26:02,416 And that kid looks tough as hell. 748 00:26:04,877 --> 00:26:06,003 - Hey, Coach! 749 00:26:08,672 --> 00:26:09,799 - Hey. 750 00:26:12,676 --> 00:26:14,387 - [knocks on door] - Daisy! 751 00:26:14,428 --> 00:26:16,680 Hey, congratulations on your win. 752 00:26:16,722 --> 00:26:18,891 - Thanks, but... 753 00:26:18,933 --> 00:26:20,518 I can't be class president. 754 00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:21,936 I mean, I don't deserve it. 755 00:26:21,977 --> 00:26:23,896 That wasn't me giving the speech this morning. 756 00:26:23,938 --> 00:26:25,940 - Oh, I know. Mac and Lexi locked me 757 00:26:25,981 --> 00:26:28,984 in a dark supply closet so they could use the PA. 758 00:26:29,026 --> 00:26:30,695 I was very scared. 759 00:26:30,736 --> 00:26:32,321 But you don't have to bow out! 760 00:26:32,363 --> 00:26:34,031 You did technically win! 761 00:26:34,073 --> 00:26:35,491 - Yeah, but I wanted to win the right way. 762 00:26:35,533 --> 00:26:37,702 I wanted it to be fair. 763 00:26:37,743 --> 00:26:39,328 - Oh. 764 00:26:39,370 --> 00:26:40,287 Have a seat. 765 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,751 Listen, it was never going to be fair. 766 00:26:45,793 --> 00:26:49,088 Was it fair you only heard about the election yesterday? 767 00:26:49,130 --> 00:26:51,716 And Mac's campaign jingle was written by Migos? 768 00:26:51,757 --> 00:26:54,552 Was it fair these kids were born in the Palisades 769 00:26:54,593 --> 00:26:56,971 and you weren't? Daisy! 770 00:26:57,012 --> 00:26:59,098 The universe got one right today. 771 00:26:59,140 --> 00:27:02,184 You're here, and you're the president. 772 00:27:02,226 --> 00:27:04,478 And you certainly proved to me... 773 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,689 that you deserved it. 774 00:27:06,731 --> 00:27:08,274 - Where did you get those? 775 00:27:08,315 --> 00:27:09,984 - Oh, I have a deal with the janitor. 776 00:27:10,026 --> 00:27:11,610 He just gives me all the cool stuff 777 00:27:11,652 --> 00:27:12,820 the kids throw out. 778 00:27:12,862 --> 00:27:15,281 I got a Gucci hat and a necklace. 779 00:27:15,322 --> 00:27:16,866 That smells. 780 00:27:16,907 --> 00:27:18,492 - Cool. - Listen. 781 00:27:18,534 --> 00:27:19,869 These kids... 782 00:27:19,910 --> 00:27:23,122 they can be sheltered and clueless. 783 00:27:23,164 --> 00:27:25,916 But there's one thing they get right. 784 00:27:25,958 --> 00:27:27,543 They never feel guilty 785 00:27:27,585 --> 00:27:30,838 about taking their seat at the table. 786 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,883 And I know you deserve a seat there too. 787 00:27:33,924 --> 00:27:37,470 And if you don't take it, Daisy... 788 00:27:37,511 --> 00:27:39,096 how else are we gonna make this place 789 00:27:39,138 --> 00:27:41,307 a little more fair? 790 00:27:41,348 --> 00:27:42,683 - Yeah. 791 00:27:42,725 --> 00:27:44,060 Thanks, Principal Toddman. 792 00:27:44,101 --> 00:27:48,397 * * 793 00:27:50,024 --> 00:27:51,567 - Whassup? 794 00:27:51,609 --> 00:27:53,235 I'm DeVante Young, 795 00:27:53,277 --> 00:27:56,197 and I'm here to audition for the musical. 796 00:27:56,822 --> 00:27:59,533 - Mm-kay. Whenever you are ready. 797 00:27:59,575 --> 00:28:00,493 [clears throat] 798 00:28:02,745 --> 00:28:04,789 - * I believe * 799 00:28:04,830 --> 00:28:08,417 * The children are our future * 800 00:28:08,459 --> 00:28:14,340 * Teach them well and let them lead the way * 801 00:28:14,382 --> 00:28:18,552 * Show them all the beauty they possess * 802 00:28:18,594 --> 00:28:22,056 * Inside * 803 00:28:22,098 --> 00:28:25,893 * Give them a sense of pride * 804 00:28:25,935 --> 00:28:28,813 * To make it easier * 805 00:28:28,854 --> 00:28:33,359 * Let the children's laughter * 806 00:28:33,401 --> 00:28:37,697 * Remind us how we used to be * 807 00:28:37,738 --> 00:28:40,783 * I decided long ago * 808 00:28:40,825 --> 00:28:44,912 * Never to walk in anyone's shadow * 809 00:28:44,954 --> 00:28:47,998 * If I fail, if I succeed * 810 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,335 * At least I lived as I believed * 811 00:28:51,377 --> 00:28:55,297 * No matter what they take from me * 812 00:28:55,339 --> 00:28:59,260 * They can't take away my dignity * 813 00:28:59,301 --> 00:29:04,181 * Because the greatest * 814 00:29:04,223 --> 00:29:09,478 * Love of all is happening to me * 815 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:10,730 * * 816 00:29:10,771 --> 00:29:12,606 - Hey, buddy. Listen. 817 00:29:12,648 --> 00:29:14,734 No need to thank us for rigging the race. 818 00:29:14,775 --> 00:29:17,319 - Yeah, all we ask in return is that you give us 819 00:29:17,361 --> 00:29:18,779 the president's parking spot. 820 00:29:18,821 --> 00:29:19,905 - And we actually learned 821 00:29:19,947 --> 00:29:21,407 a pretty important lesson this week. 822 00:29:21,449 --> 00:29:22,908 It's great to win, but sometimes, 823 00:29:22,950 --> 00:29:24,076 it's even better... 824 00:29:24,118 --> 00:29:25,327 [together] to share. 825 00:29:25,369 --> 00:29:26,829 - Hm. 826 00:29:26,871 --> 00:29:27,913 No. 827 00:29:27,955 --> 00:29:29,582 both: What? - I said no. 828 00:29:29,623 --> 00:29:32,209 I'm the president, and that parking space is mine. 829 00:29:32,251 --> 00:29:35,004 - [scoffs] Are you kidding me, brah? 830 00:29:35,046 --> 00:29:36,589 - Okay, but you don't even have a car. 831 00:29:36,630 --> 00:29:38,841 What are you gonna use a parking spot for? 832 00:29:38,883 --> 00:29:40,092 - What is she doing? 833 00:29:40,134 --> 00:29:45,264 - * Because the greatest * 834 00:29:45,306 --> 00:29:50,936 * Love of all is happening to me * 835 00:29:50,978 --> 00:29:53,773 [vocalizing] 836 00:29:53,814 --> 00:29:54,982 - First order of business. 837 00:29:55,024 --> 00:29:56,442 I want to move the bus stop. 838 00:29:56,484 --> 00:29:58,027 You know the president's parking spot 839 00:29:58,069 --> 00:29:59,737 right in front of the school? 840 00:29:59,779 --> 00:30:01,280 I want to move it there. 841 00:30:01,322 --> 00:30:06,952 - * I found the greatest * 842 00:30:06,994 --> 00:30:08,788 * Love of all * 843 00:30:08,829 --> 00:30:10,831 * Inside * 844 00:30:10,873 --> 00:30:12,541 * Of * 845 00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:19,006 * Me * 846 00:30:22,426 --> 00:30:23,969 We good? 847 00:30:24,011 --> 00:30:25,096 - Yeah. 848 00:30:25,137 --> 00:30:26,639 - Cool. 849 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,642 [upbeat pop music] 850 00:30:29,683 --> 00:30:36,607 * * 851 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,334 - * Don't need to tell you * 852 00:30:55,376 --> 00:30:58,003 * What you already know * 853 00:30:58,045 --> 00:31:01,632 * * 854 00:31:01,674 --> 00:31:04,176 * Don't wanna hear you say * 855 00:31:04,218 --> 00:31:06,679 * That you told me so * 856 00:31:06,721 --> 00:31:10,349 * * 857 00:31:10,391 --> 00:31:12,476 * Can't even argue * 858 00:31:12,518 --> 00:31:15,604 * I wouldn't know where to start * 859 00:31:15,646 --> 00:31:19,150 * * 860 00:31:19,191 --> 00:31:21,193 * How many letters * 861 00:31:21,235 --> 00:31:23,988 * To spell a broken heart? * 862 00:31:24,030 --> 00:31:26,574 * *