1 00:00:13,907 --> 00:00:14,875 And were you all right? 2 00:00:14,908 --> 00:00:16,442 I mean you were never in physical danger. 3 00:00:16,476 --> 00:00:18,112 I mean you had plenty to eat and stuff 4 00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:21,115 and you know it was, we had the big screen color TV. 5 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:23,483 You watched everybody watch the Super Bowl together, right? 6 00:00:24,518 --> 00:00:25,687 I wish, Dave, I wish. 7 00:00:26,821 --> 00:00:28,890 What will you do now, are you famous now? 8 00:00:28,923 --> 00:00:29,891 I'm big time now, Dave. 9 00:00:29,924 --> 00:00:31,026 - Really? - Yeah. 10 00:00:31,059 --> 00:00:32,661 Now will you continue coaching at the Y 11 00:00:32,694 --> 00:00:33,662 or will do other things? 12 00:00:33,695 --> 00:00:35,830 I'm out of there Dave, I'm about to blow up. 13 00:00:39,768 --> 00:00:41,603 About to blow up. 14 00:00:49,477 --> 00:00:53,381 Blow up, motherfucker you imploded. 15 00:00:54,717 --> 00:00:58,521 Man, you were my idol growing up, 16 00:00:58,554 --> 00:01:00,957 and now you're sittin' across here from me. 17 00:01:00,991 --> 00:01:03,259 Do you know I cried when you lost "Survivor"? 18 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,963 And then just like you disappeared. 19 00:01:06,997 --> 00:01:09,498 And now, now you're the number one 20 00:01:09,532 --> 00:01:10,834 trending topic on Twitter. 21 00:01:13,403 --> 00:01:15,405 Now I need you to help me help you. 22 00:01:17,407 --> 00:01:18,910 How did those guys get to you? 23 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,846 Those guys didn't get to me. 24 00:01:24,581 --> 00:01:26,017 State your name. 25 00:01:26,050 --> 00:01:27,051 Ray Martin. 26 00:01:28,019 --> 00:01:30,055 Did you kidnap Gervase? 27 00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:31,355 No. 28 00:01:31,389 --> 00:01:33,291 Kidnapping is a crime. 29 00:01:33,324 --> 00:01:35,226 You know what that means? 30 00:01:35,259 --> 00:01:37,228 It means when someone is forcibly abducted 31 00:01:37,261 --> 00:01:39,630 or confined against their will. 32 00:01:39,665 --> 00:01:40,632 You know what a crime is? 33 00:01:40,666 --> 00:01:42,768 A crime is this coffee. 34 00:01:42,801 --> 00:01:44,403 Why'd you kidnap Gervase? 35 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,240 I didn't kidnap Gervase. 36 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:53,512 Tell me about the last 24 hours. 37 00:02:48,471 --> 00:02:50,908 Yesterday started off like any other day, 38 00:02:50,941 --> 00:02:52,843 my dad asked me to meet with him in the morning. 39 00:02:52,876 --> 00:02:53,844 He said, "It was important." 40 00:02:59,149 --> 00:03:01,251 Hybrid, oh, fuck. 41 00:03:01,285 --> 00:03:02,286 Can I help you? 42 00:03:03,854 --> 00:03:06,523 Hello, Hybrid Planet, can I. 43 00:03:14,966 --> 00:03:16,234 What's up dad? 44 00:03:16,267 --> 00:03:19,536 Oh, hey, Ray. 45 00:03:19,570 --> 00:03:21,040 How ya feelin'? 46 00:03:21,073 --> 00:03:22,975 Everything hurts all the time as yoozh. 47 00:03:23,008 --> 00:03:23,976 I hear ya. 48 00:03:24,009 --> 00:03:25,277 What the hell's that noise? 49 00:03:26,344 --> 00:03:31,016 It's the air conditioning, it's on its last legs. 50 00:03:31,050 --> 00:03:32,051 Just like me. 51 00:03:34,954 --> 00:03:37,257 Listen, I wanna run somethin' by ya. 52 00:03:37,290 --> 00:03:39,491 Well, good 'cause I actually, 53 00:03:39,525 --> 00:03:41,560 I got somethin' I wanna run by you. 54 00:03:41,594 --> 00:03:42,796 - Really? - Yeah. 55 00:03:42,829 --> 00:03:44,030 You go first. 56 00:03:44,064 --> 00:03:48,869 Okay, it's official, I have no idea what I'm doing here. 57 00:03:50,770 --> 00:03:53,406 I'm completely out of ideas 58 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,843 and this place has clearly gone 59 00:03:55,877 --> 00:03:58,378 in the dumper as a result so, so. 60 00:04:01,015 --> 00:04:01,983 So? 61 00:04:02,016 --> 00:04:05,019 We have a good deal of debt as you know, 62 00:04:05,052 --> 00:04:10,058 and steady client base, loyal, loyal customers 63 00:04:10,259 --> 00:04:12,493 but that's not enough to erase the debt 64 00:04:12,526 --> 00:04:14,763 so if we don't turn things 65 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:19,801 around really soon, like yesterday we're fucked. 66 00:04:22,037 --> 00:04:26,776 And by we, I mean you. 67 00:04:26,809 --> 00:04:30,313 So this puppy it's all yours pal. 68 00:04:32,048 --> 00:04:33,049 Whatta ya think? 69 00:04:34,350 --> 00:04:36,319 I'm just a driver, Dad. 70 00:04:36,352 --> 00:04:40,724 No, no, no, that's it, I'm done, I'm tired 71 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,960 and I have no more ideas. 72 00:04:44,895 --> 00:04:47,064 Look all I've done since your mom died 73 00:04:47,097 --> 00:04:51,534 is just try to run this place 74 00:04:51,567 --> 00:04:56,041 and I've done it, I've run it right into the ground so. 75 00:04:56,975 --> 00:04:58,575 I don't know anything about running a business, Dad. 76 00:04:58,609 --> 00:04:59,978 Well clearly neither do I. 77 00:05:03,281 --> 00:05:05,317 Have you thought about an app? 78 00:05:05,350 --> 00:05:07,385 Yeah, I've been thinkin' about chicken wings. 79 00:05:07,419 --> 00:05:08,386 - No. - Like, no seriously. 80 00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:09,520 No, no, no. 81 00:05:09,553 --> 00:05:10,822 I've been thinkin' about 'em all morning. 82 00:05:10,855 --> 00:05:12,892 No, how about updating the website? 83 00:05:12,925 --> 00:05:15,627 Dude, I can't even answer my phone. 84 00:05:15,661 --> 00:05:17,430 This son of bitch been ringing all morning. 85 00:05:17,495 --> 00:05:18,630 I can't even answer it. 86 00:05:20,032 --> 00:05:21,367 I'm not even gonna talk about advertising. 87 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,402 You know let me just get to why I'm here. 88 00:05:23,436 --> 00:05:24,403 - Okay. - Okay. 89 00:05:24,437 --> 00:05:25,805 I've been thinking about this for a few weeks. 90 00:05:25,838 --> 00:05:27,206 Good, 'cause I got nothing. 91 00:05:27,239 --> 00:05:28,541 - All right. - So go. 92 00:05:28,574 --> 00:05:29,475 Here's the plan, 93 00:05:31,211 --> 00:05:32,813 I got a TV show idea 94 00:05:32,846 --> 00:05:35,581 where I interview celebrities in our hybrids. 95 00:05:35,614 --> 00:05:39,618 Then we get advertisers to pay to advertise on our website. 96 00:05:40,654 --> 00:05:41,487 Boom. 97 00:05:42,621 --> 00:05:46,194 I'm out of ideas but that's fuckin' crazy that one. 98 00:05:46,227 --> 00:05:49,297 And you couldn't even ask at better time, 99 00:05:49,330 --> 00:05:51,866 there's a movie convention in town this weekend. 100 00:05:51,899 --> 00:05:53,935 I already have the GoPro set up, 101 00:05:53,968 --> 00:05:56,237 I know a hotel everyone's staying at, 102 00:05:56,270 --> 00:05:57,571 I'm bound to get somebody. 103 00:05:58,806 --> 00:06:01,176 I'm bound to get some wings, what do you think? 104 00:06:01,210 --> 00:06:02,011 Come on. Yeah, that's fine. 105 00:06:02,044 --> 00:06:03,145 All right. All right. 106 00:06:03,178 --> 00:06:04,480 Let's go to lunch. 107 00:06:18,495 --> 00:06:20,196 Hold on, that's my boss calling. 108 00:06:21,731 --> 00:06:22,699 Hey. 109 00:06:22,732 --> 00:06:24,200 Summer, I'm over here at the hotel right now 110 00:06:24,234 --> 00:06:26,302 I gotta do this interview for "The Urban Yodeler". 111 00:06:26,336 --> 00:06:27,670 I don't even wanna do this interview. 112 00:06:27,704 --> 00:06:29,305 They're talkin' about doing an "Urban Yodeler 2" 113 00:06:29,339 --> 00:06:31,708 and they're gonna have Denzel Washington do this. 114 00:06:31,741 --> 00:06:33,277 I wanna do "Urban Yodeler 2". 115 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,278 This is a stupid shirt. 116 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:35,746 I don't even know if I wanna wear this shirt 117 00:06:35,780 --> 00:06:36,747 and I don't know where you, 118 00:06:36,781 --> 00:06:38,382 I need you here with me right now. 119 00:06:38,416 --> 00:06:40,017 I need ya to get here now. 120 00:06:41,719 --> 00:06:42,686 Gervase Peterson. 121 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:49,194 No, not Ricky Gervais, Gervase Peterson. 122 00:06:50,395 --> 00:06:53,231 He was on the very first season of "Survivor". 123 00:06:53,265 --> 00:06:54,766 He was huge. 124 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,535 Gervase Peterson. 125 00:06:56,567 --> 00:06:58,403 Gervase Peterson. 126 00:06:58,437 --> 00:07:00,638 Yes, well there was a bit of a dip but he's back. 127 00:07:00,672 --> 00:07:02,741 Perhaps you've heard of his most recent feature film, 128 00:07:02,774 --> 00:07:04,043 "The Urban Yodeler". 129 00:07:04,977 --> 00:07:09,682 He's not a trained actor but he, he has charisma. 130 00:07:09,715 --> 00:07:13,219 "Urban Yodeler", "Urban Yodeler". 131 00:07:14,754 --> 00:07:16,956 He's it better than mediocre at acting. 132 00:07:16,989 --> 00:07:19,292 He just stared in "The Urban Yodeler". 133 00:07:19,325 --> 00:07:21,728 He just stared in "The Urban Yodeler". 134 00:07:21,762 --> 00:07:22,963 He just recently filmed a feature 135 00:07:22,996 --> 00:07:26,200 called "The Urban Yodeler", perhaps you've heard of it. 136 00:07:26,233 --> 00:07:27,234 You haven't. 137 00:07:29,503 --> 00:07:31,872 No, not extra work. 138 00:07:31,905 --> 00:07:33,440 He's too big for that. 139 00:07:33,474 --> 00:07:34,741 He's a star. 140 00:07:34,775 --> 00:07:36,411 How much do extras get paid? 141 00:07:37,345 --> 00:07:39,814 Stand-in work is fine. 142 00:07:39,848 --> 00:07:40,815 Okay. 143 00:07:40,849 --> 00:07:41,850 Too-da-loo. 144 00:07:49,657 --> 00:07:54,629 Sweet Gervase, how could life get any worse for you? 145 00:08:02,371 --> 00:08:03,339 Thank you. 146 00:08:03,372 --> 00:08:04,340 - Hey. - Hey. 147 00:08:04,373 --> 00:08:05,341 - You got this. - Yeah. 148 00:08:05,374 --> 00:08:06,809 Don't be a bitch. 149 00:08:08,111 --> 00:08:10,981 Leslie, what happened to our first guest? 150 00:08:11,014 --> 00:08:12,782 He canceled. 151 00:08:12,816 --> 00:08:15,152 He canceled, you're just telling me now. 152 00:08:15,185 --> 00:08:18,054 This the best you. 153 00:08:26,330 --> 00:08:30,535 Hi, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "Marquis Jackson Show". 154 00:08:30,568 --> 00:08:32,737 Our first guest was on the mega hit "Survivor" 155 00:08:32,770 --> 00:08:34,772 not once but twice. 156 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:37,808 Please welcome Gervasa Peterson. 157 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,146 It's Gervase Peterson. 158 00:08:41,180 --> 00:08:42,147 Right. 159 00:08:42,181 --> 00:08:44,016 So tell me, what was it like being naked 160 00:08:44,049 --> 00:08:45,217 on national television? 161 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:47,052 You're there waving your junk around, 162 00:08:47,085 --> 00:08:48,020 I know they blocked it out 163 00:08:48,053 --> 00:08:49,555 but it's gotta get cold sometime, right. 164 00:08:49,588 --> 00:08:51,757 That can be embarrassing. 165 00:08:52,758 --> 00:08:54,927 No, no, no, that was Rich, 166 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,664 the fat hairy naked guy. 167 00:08:56,696 --> 00:08:58,431 - Wow. - Yeah, that wasn't me. 168 00:08:58,464 --> 00:08:59,432 Right, you know what? 169 00:08:59,465 --> 00:09:00,867 Let's throw all that out. 170 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:01,901 What are you here to do? 171 00:09:01,935 --> 00:09:04,771 You're here to promote "The Urban Yodeler". 172 00:09:04,804 --> 00:09:05,638 Yes. 173 00:09:07,473 --> 00:09:08,875 - "The Urban Yodeler". - Yes. 174 00:09:08,908 --> 00:09:10,376 What a title. 175 00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:11,680 I didn't get a chance to watch it. 176 00:09:11,745 --> 00:09:13,914 All right, full disclosure 177 00:09:13,948 --> 00:09:15,516 I couldn't get myself to watch it. 178 00:09:15,549 --> 00:09:17,785 The premise is just ridiculous to me. 179 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,920 What's a black man know about yodeling? 180 00:09:19,954 --> 00:09:21,021 Really? 181 00:09:21,055 --> 00:09:24,291 You don't yodel in the urban section man, you rap. 182 00:09:24,325 --> 00:09:26,760 If you did urban rapper I could understand that 183 00:09:26,794 --> 00:09:28,964 but urban yodeler, it's gonna be a flop. 184 00:09:28,997 --> 00:09:31,199 I gotta tell you it's a disgrace. 185 00:09:31,233 --> 00:09:32,067 I'm a disgrace. 186 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:34,202 Yeah, I mean I'm being honest here. 187 00:09:34,236 --> 00:09:36,404 Are you serious right now? 188 00:09:36,438 --> 00:09:37,305 What? 189 00:09:37,339 --> 00:09:39,107 You're gonna disrespect me like that! 190 00:09:39,140 --> 00:09:41,343 I'm your third cousin twice removed! 191 00:09:41,376 --> 00:09:43,613 I'm gonna have my mom call your mom, how about that? 192 00:09:43,646 --> 00:09:45,314 Then whatta ya gonna do, huh? 193 00:09:45,348 --> 00:09:47,450 I'd like to be your third cousin all the way removed. 194 00:09:47,483 --> 00:09:49,085 Fuck you, Marquis! 195 00:09:49,118 --> 00:09:50,553 You know this ain't 18 years ago 196 00:09:50,586 --> 00:09:52,221 when I needed you, remember that? 197 00:09:52,255 --> 00:09:54,490 When I asked you to help me with that vape company. 198 00:09:54,523 --> 00:09:56,058 I came to you for a loan. 199 00:09:56,092 --> 00:09:57,426 You turned your back on me. 200 00:09:57,460 --> 00:09:58,261 It's a stupid idea! 201 00:09:58,294 --> 00:09:59,095 It's not a stupid idea. 202 00:09:59,128 --> 00:10:01,164 That was a stupid idea! 203 00:10:01,198 --> 00:10:03,133 It wasn't stupid, it was vape pens! 204 00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:05,636 We both could have been millionaires! 205 00:10:05,670 --> 00:10:07,337 I will see you at Thanksgiving! 206 00:10:07,371 --> 00:10:08,605 Oh, no you won't, no you won't! 207 00:10:08,639 --> 00:10:09,439 I'm not comin'! 208 00:10:12,744 --> 00:10:14,578 Well ladies and gentlemen, 209 00:10:14,611 --> 00:10:16,514 I don't think he'll be getting a rose. 210 00:10:17,782 --> 00:10:19,617 That's "The Bachelor" motherfucker! 211 00:10:23,388 --> 00:10:25,790 So were you behind that, Avery? 212 00:10:26,824 --> 00:10:28,626 Well, you just had a melt down 213 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:31,897 on live national television, Gervase. 214 00:10:31,930 --> 00:10:32,766 Not good. 215 00:10:34,199 --> 00:10:36,502 And on top of that Denzel just got signed 216 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:37,704 for "Urban Yodeler 2". 217 00:10:39,004 --> 00:10:41,507 So we're pretty much in the shit my friend. 218 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:44,476 So I don't know what you're doing 219 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:47,614 but I'm going to keep on drinking. 220 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,249 - Hey, wait Avery. - Yes. 221 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,150 - Avery. - Okay. 222 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,018 - Avery. - Thank you, Gervase. 223 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,422 Goddammit doesn't anybody say good-bye anymore? 224 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,301 How's it going boss? 225 00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:11,272 Yo, Vanilla Ice make a move. 226 00:11:14,743 --> 00:11:16,143 Let's go, jipbag! 227 00:11:18,079 --> 00:11:19,981 I'll be, I'll be right back. 228 00:11:25,420 --> 00:11:28,924 Kevin Garnett in my restaurant. 229 00:11:28,957 --> 00:11:30,727 - No. - Dude, this is Philly, 230 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,928 I'm a Sixers fan but my son 231 00:11:32,961 --> 00:11:35,063 is a blow out, blow out Celtics fan. 232 00:11:35,097 --> 00:11:36,466 - No, no, no, no. - You don't understand. 233 00:11:36,499 --> 00:11:39,068 - No, no, no- - Shh, shh, shh. 234 00:11:39,102 --> 00:11:41,003 You have soft, very soft lips. 235 00:11:41,037 --> 00:11:42,972 Can you take a picture for my son? 236 00:11:43,005 --> 00:11:44,107 This is unbelievable. 237 00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:45,475 How's the pizza? 238 00:11:45,508 --> 00:11:46,342 You like a little salt? 239 00:11:46,376 --> 00:11:47,176 No, it's good. 240 00:11:47,210 --> 00:11:48,010 The pizza's great. 241 00:11:48,044 --> 00:11:48,878 Awesome. 242 00:11:48,911 --> 00:11:50,980 Wait, I'll get the, there ya go. 243 00:11:51,013 --> 00:11:51,982 He's gonna shit his pants. 244 00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,050 This is unbelievable. 245 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,118 How long you in town for? 246 00:11:54,151 --> 00:11:56,019 Yo, I'm not Keven Garnett. 247 00:11:56,053 --> 00:11:57,856 I'm Gervase from "Survivor". 248 00:11:59,623 --> 00:12:00,457 You're not. 249 00:12:00,491 --> 00:12:02,426 - No. - But your face 250 00:12:02,459 --> 00:12:05,028 it's just, it's so the same. 251 00:12:05,062 --> 00:12:07,064 I know, I get it all the time. 252 00:12:07,097 --> 00:12:08,666 Yeah, when I do this. 253 00:12:08,701 --> 00:12:10,168 Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. 254 00:12:10,201 --> 00:12:11,136 I know. 255 00:12:11,169 --> 00:12:13,104 People say I look like him but it's not me. 256 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,776 I'm really sorry. 257 00:12:16,809 --> 00:12:18,778 That's cool, it's a nice hat though. 258 00:12:18,811 --> 00:12:19,845 No way. 259 00:12:19,879 --> 00:12:20,679 Enjoy the pizza. 260 00:12:20,713 --> 00:12:21,546 Have a good day. 261 00:12:23,381 --> 00:12:25,484 This is the worst day ever. 262 00:12:25,518 --> 00:12:26,318 Wait, are you Gervase, 263 00:12:26,352 --> 00:12:27,854 are you the Gervase from "Survivor"? 264 00:12:27,888 --> 00:12:28,755 Yeah. 265 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:29,655 Can I sit down? 266 00:12:29,689 --> 00:12:31,090 Yeah, sure. 267 00:12:31,123 --> 00:12:32,859 This is my assistant Summer. 268 00:12:32,893 --> 00:12:34,360 - Hey. - Hi. 269 00:12:34,393 --> 00:12:35,928 And that's when I met Ray. 270 00:12:35,961 --> 00:12:39,031 And that's when I met Gervase. 271 00:12:39,064 --> 00:12:40,233 I heard your name over there 272 00:12:40,267 --> 00:12:42,669 and I just felt like maybe this was meant to be. 273 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:44,638 I'm in a bit of a pickle. 274 00:12:44,671 --> 00:12:46,473 Okay, my dad owns a chauffeur service 275 00:12:46,506 --> 00:12:48,141 and he's gonna lose his company 276 00:12:48,175 --> 00:12:50,110 'cause Uber is crushing him. 277 00:12:50,143 --> 00:12:51,645 So I came up with a show idea 278 00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:54,281 where every week I would drive a celebrity in the car. 279 00:12:54,314 --> 00:12:55,483 Like Seinfeld? 280 00:12:55,516 --> 00:12:57,853 Yeah, sort of like Seinfeld but different. 281 00:12:57,886 --> 00:12:59,320 Now listen, I got lucky enough 282 00:12:59,353 --> 00:13:01,355 because this movie convention in town 283 00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:03,057 and I got the kid from "Rookie of the Year". 284 00:13:03,090 --> 00:13:03,926 Smalls? 285 00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:04,860 No, that's "The Sandlot". 286 00:13:04,893 --> 00:13:07,195 The other kid, he was in "American Pie". 287 00:13:07,228 --> 00:13:08,663 Ah, Stifler. 288 00:13:08,697 --> 00:13:09,765 No, they other guy. 289 00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:13,435 The one who always bring everyone together 290 00:13:13,469 --> 00:13:15,671 and you know always calls his brother for advice. 291 00:13:15,705 --> 00:13:17,139 Thomas Ian Nicholas. 292 00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,445 Who's the most famous person you ever met? 293 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,852 I met Stallone once. 294 00:13:27,885 --> 00:13:29,452 I wanted to buy him a drink but he said, "No." 295 00:13:29,486 --> 00:13:30,286 He was like, "No, thank you, that's all right, 296 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,322 don't worry about it." 297 00:13:32,355 --> 00:13:34,925 I was like, "I thought you love almost everybody, you know." 298 00:13:36,025 --> 00:13:37,227 And then he was like, "All right, stop doing that." 299 00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:38,328 So. 300 00:13:38,361 --> 00:13:39,462 He was my first interview, 301 00:13:39,496 --> 00:13:40,764 I didn't do too good with it. 302 00:13:40,798 --> 00:13:41,598 Are you filming this right now? 303 00:13:41,631 --> 00:13:42,833 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 304 00:13:43,902 --> 00:13:44,803 Is that a problem? 305 00:13:45,937 --> 00:13:46,771 I mean. 306 00:13:47,806 --> 00:13:49,006 I'm sorry. 307 00:13:49,039 --> 00:13:51,041 He got out on the highway. 308 00:13:51,075 --> 00:13:53,644 He's small, there's cars, there's trucks out there. 309 00:13:53,678 --> 00:13:54,746 That's neither here nor there. 310 00:13:54,779 --> 00:13:57,114 I'm here, he's there, you're here in front of me. 311 00:13:57,147 --> 00:13:58,082 Not sure if you're aware 312 00:13:58,115 --> 00:13:59,283 but there's a movie convention going on 313 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,118 right about your head. 314 00:14:00,151 --> 00:14:01,219 - Yeah, I know. - Okay. 315 00:14:01,253 --> 00:14:02,387 Listen, here's what I need, 316 00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,623 if there's any chance do you know anybody 317 00:14:04,656 --> 00:14:05,791 that's signing up there? 318 00:14:05,825 --> 00:14:07,827 I mean, everybody's gonna be up there. 319 00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:08,961 I'm gonna be up there. 320 00:14:08,995 --> 00:14:10,228 For what? 321 00:14:10,262 --> 00:14:11,764 Everything that I do. 322 00:14:11,797 --> 00:14:13,699 Okay, let me give you my card, 323 00:14:14,599 --> 00:14:16,803 if there's anybody you can think of call me. 324 00:14:16,837 --> 00:14:18,504 I would go up myself but my mind, 325 00:14:18,538 --> 00:14:21,674 I'm just on overload from everything that happened 326 00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:24,277 and I'm honestly concerned about little Tommy. 327 00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:25,913 Look, I got a better idea, 328 00:14:25,946 --> 00:14:28,147 there's a after party tonight at Barnaby's 329 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:29,615 and all the celebs are gonna be there from the convention. 330 00:14:29,649 --> 00:14:30,751 - Okay. - All you gotta do 331 00:14:30,784 --> 00:14:32,921 is go there, you're bound to meet somebody. 332 00:14:34,288 --> 00:14:35,322 Is there like a list or anything. 333 00:14:35,355 --> 00:14:36,623 Nah, nah, just walk right on in. 334 00:14:36,657 --> 00:14:39,727 And look I mean I guess if you're not gonna go 335 00:14:39,761 --> 00:14:42,496 and I see somebody I give you a call or somethin'. 336 00:14:42,529 --> 00:14:43,630 I can't thank you enough. 337 00:14:43,664 --> 00:14:45,499 I really appreciate you, sir. 338 00:14:45,532 --> 00:14:47,035 I appreciate, thank you, Gervais. 339 00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:49,270 Thanks, it's Gervase though. 340 00:14:49,304 --> 00:14:50,138 Take care. 341 00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:53,976 What are you fuckin' stupid? 342 00:14:54,009 --> 00:14:55,945 That's the perfect opportunity. 343 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,012 I'm not doing that bullshit. 344 00:14:57,046 --> 00:14:58,313 That guy's an asshole. 345 00:14:58,346 --> 00:14:59,915 You forget about that bomb of an interview 346 00:14:59,949 --> 00:15:02,116 or the fact that you got shit canned today, 347 00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:03,217 do you remember that? 348 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,354 Good point. 349 00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:08,357 Yep, damn good point. 350 00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:12,796 Fuck me. 351 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:16,332 I mean three autographs in three hours. 352 00:15:16,365 --> 00:15:17,834 You gotta do better than that buddy. 353 00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:20,103 I know, Summer, I know. 354 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,307 Aren't you that guy from "Survivor"? 355 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,543 Yeah, I am. 356 00:15:26,576 --> 00:15:28,111 Cool. 357 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,346 What else you been in? 358 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:32,750 A bunch of stuff. 359 00:15:32,783 --> 00:15:34,584 Yeah, yeah, a lot of stuff, a lot of stuff. 360 00:15:36,021 --> 00:15:36,855 All right, I'm out. 361 00:15:36,888 --> 00:15:37,689 Ya outta here? 362 00:15:37,723 --> 00:15:38,522 Talk to ya later. 363 00:15:38,556 --> 00:15:39,490 All right, Summer. 364 00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:42,961 - Hey, crybaby. - Yeah. 365 00:15:42,995 --> 00:15:44,328 - Take my seat. - I will. 366 00:15:47,465 --> 00:15:48,599 Hey Ray, what's up man? 367 00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:49,600 What's up, buddy? 368 00:15:49,634 --> 00:15:50,902 Thanks for inviting me. 369 00:15:50,936 --> 00:15:52,337 Glad you made it down, man. 370 00:15:52,371 --> 00:15:53,271 I did, thanks for the invite. 371 00:15:53,305 --> 00:15:54,139 Yeah, no problem. 372 00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:55,808 Any luck? 373 00:15:55,842 --> 00:15:57,309 Nah, you know what, I didn't have any luck 374 00:15:57,342 --> 00:15:58,778 at the convention finding anybody for you 375 00:15:58,811 --> 00:16:00,312 but you know what? 376 00:16:01,346 --> 00:16:02,214 I was looking at your card 377 00:16:02,247 --> 00:16:04,449 and I was about to give you call, man. 378 00:16:04,483 --> 00:16:06,052 I'm gonna do your show. 379 00:16:06,085 --> 00:16:06,919 You'll do my show. 380 00:16:06,953 --> 00:16:08,421 Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do your show. 381 00:16:08,454 --> 00:16:10,390 How about you do the show 382 00:16:10,423 --> 00:16:12,893 and then maybe we get somebody bigger to do the show? 383 00:16:12,926 --> 00:16:14,995 - You know- - Like with you or something. 384 00:16:15,029 --> 00:16:16,295 How about that? 385 00:16:16,329 --> 00:16:17,798 I mean, if you could find somebody 386 00:16:17,831 --> 00:16:18,766 but you know you got me now. 387 00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:20,968 But you were supposed to find me somebody. 388 00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:23,604 Excuse me barkeep, barkeep. 389 00:16:23,637 --> 00:16:24,638 What's up, bud? 390 00:16:24,672 --> 00:16:26,107 You guys serve raw eggs here? 391 00:16:26,141 --> 00:16:27,341 Ah, fuck my life. 392 00:16:27,374 --> 00:16:28,475 Raw eggs. 393 00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,078 Yeah, raw eggs, just got done throwing some plates 394 00:16:30,111 --> 00:16:32,546 around at the gym and need a little protein. 395 00:16:33,782 --> 00:16:36,084 Does this look like IHOP to you, bud? 396 00:16:36,117 --> 00:16:37,886 No, looks like a nice bar. 397 00:16:37,919 --> 00:16:40,388 I'll just have a beer, anything alcoholic. 398 00:16:40,422 --> 00:16:41,757 Yeah, that's a good choice. 399 00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:48,296 Oh, my God, if it isn't Gervase Peterson. 400 00:16:48,329 --> 00:16:49,699 Holy cannoli, we are in the presence 401 00:16:49,732 --> 00:16:52,367 of a pure acting genius. 402 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,601 I love you, man. 403 00:16:53,635 --> 00:16:54,937 Oh my God. 404 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,572 Thanks, I appreciate that. 405 00:16:56,605 --> 00:16:57,406 - How are ya? - I appreciate that. 406 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,842 Names Tanner, Tanner Murphy. 407 00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:00,811 Hey, nice to meet ya, Tanner Murphy. 408 00:17:00,844 --> 00:17:02,611 That's a unique name Tanner Murphy. 409 00:17:02,645 --> 00:17:03,479 It is kind of a unique name. 410 00:17:03,512 --> 00:17:06,149 Yeah, yeah, the stories of its origins 411 00:17:06,183 --> 00:17:07,884 are quite fascinating as well. 412 00:17:07,918 --> 00:17:10,586 You see when I was born I came out of my mom's crotch 413 00:17:10,619 --> 00:17:14,658 extremely tan, like I had been baking in the sun for hours, 414 00:17:14,692 --> 00:17:16,393 I was tanner than all the other babies 415 00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,327 in the maternity ward. 416 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:18,528 I was practically black. 417 00:17:20,064 --> 00:17:21,264 Hence the name Tanner. 418 00:17:22,632 --> 00:17:25,602 Okay, that's a good one, Tanner Murphy. 419 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,741 I'm not sure why the shits so funny 'cause it's true. 420 00:17:28,774 --> 00:17:29,607 Here we go. 421 00:17:31,043 --> 00:17:33,045 Oh my bad, man, I thought you were just joking about- 422 00:17:33,078 --> 00:17:35,080 - So where are they hiding all the good looking chicks, 423 00:17:35,114 --> 00:17:37,116 in the back of this joint or something? 424 00:17:37,149 --> 00:17:38,150 I know you from somewhere. 425 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:39,383 - Oh, my God, yeah. - Hold on. 426 00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:40,485 - Yeah, you do. - Don't tell me, 427 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:41,352 don't tell me. 428 00:17:41,385 --> 00:17:43,790 I'm your brother-in-law ya idiot. 429 00:17:43,823 --> 00:17:45,759 Ray, wait a minute, I can't have a brother-in-law 430 00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:47,060 my parents aren't divorced. 431 00:17:47,093 --> 00:17:48,795 I am your sister's husband. 432 00:17:48,828 --> 00:17:49,729 - That's it. - That's it. 433 00:17:49,763 --> 00:17:50,562 That's it. 434 00:17:50,596 --> 00:17:51,497 Yes, that's the one. 435 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:52,832 Excuse me for a minute. 436 00:17:56,102 --> 00:17:56,903 Are you serious that's you brother- 437 00:17:56,936 --> 00:17:57,737 - Yeah, that's my brother-in-law. 438 00:17:57,771 --> 00:17:58,570 Can I get a beer? 439 00:17:58,604 --> 00:18:00,107 Give me a beer. 440 00:18:00,141 --> 00:18:01,574 - Coming up. - Thank you. 441 00:18:05,278 --> 00:18:06,546 Yo, what are ya doing? 442 00:18:06,579 --> 00:18:07,815 Never heard of that game. 443 00:18:07,848 --> 00:18:09,750 - No. - That's the cheeky game. 444 00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:10,650 - The cheeky game. - Yeah. 445 00:18:10,683 --> 00:18:11,584 Ya never played. 446 00:18:11,618 --> 00:18:14,088 What you do is you scour the area, right, 447 00:18:14,121 --> 00:18:14,955 see a lot of strangers, right. 448 00:18:14,989 --> 00:18:16,457 - Right. - And somebody you do not know 449 00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:18,526 you gotta go up to 'em, sneak up to them, 450 00:18:18,559 --> 00:18:21,196 you put your cheek on their back, okay. 451 00:18:21,229 --> 00:18:23,198 The person that leaves the cheek 452 00:18:23,231 --> 00:18:25,801 on the back of a stranger the longest wins. 453 00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:26,835 - Great game. - Fun. 454 00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:27,903 Are you serious? 455 00:18:27,936 --> 00:18:29,104 Yeah, yeah. 456 00:18:29,137 --> 00:18:30,906 Right now I'm not playin' with anybody just practicing. 457 00:18:30,939 --> 00:18:32,175 He plays by himself. 458 00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:35,211 In order to master the craft one really has to practice. 459 00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,579 - Don't touch me. - You know what I'm saying? 460 00:18:37,612 --> 00:18:38,680 Man, I wanna play this game. 461 00:18:38,714 --> 00:18:40,216 - You wanna play this game? - You don't wanna play. 462 00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,516 - No. - Oh my, Gervase Peterson. 463 00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:44,419 Listen, listen, it's all in the mind, right. 464 00:18:44,452 --> 00:18:46,989 Ya scour the room, look at the room. 465 00:18:47,023 --> 00:18:49,226 The most unsuspecting person you do it to. 466 00:18:49,259 --> 00:18:52,062 Sneak up, gotta be quiet, ya gotta be quiet. 467 00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:05,310 Oh my God, he did it. 468 00:19:05,342 --> 00:19:06,311 Gervase! 469 00:19:06,343 --> 00:19:07,879 I can't believe I played the cheek game 470 00:19:07,912 --> 00:19:08,880 with Gervase Peterson. 471 00:19:08,913 --> 00:19:10,148 Yeah, that's a cool game. 472 00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:11,850 My buddies in my wrestling fantasy league 473 00:19:11,883 --> 00:19:12,984 are not gonna believe this. 474 00:19:13,017 --> 00:19:14,052 Yeah, that's pretty cool man. 475 00:19:14,085 --> 00:19:16,721 Now, if you can hold it a minute you win. 476 00:19:16,754 --> 00:19:17,922 A minute's the record. 477 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:19,424 Yeah, check out this chick. 478 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:24,163 She's gonna get it, she doesn't even know. 479 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:25,764 Watch and learn my little Jedi. 480 00:19:27,365 --> 00:19:28,633 Let's see this, Tanner. 481 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:47,553 Why we leavin', Ray? 482 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:48,387 I don't wanna leave. 483 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:49,322 Why we leavin', Ray? 484 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,656 Because we're gonna, we need to leave. 485 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:51,558 - But I'm having fun here. - The night not over. 486 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,060 - Ray. - My dad's picking us up. 487 00:19:53,094 --> 00:19:53,961 I don't care about your dad picking us up. 488 00:19:53,995 --> 00:19:54,896 Listen, we're gonna have fun. 489 00:19:54,929 --> 00:19:56,264 I need to get away from my brother-in-law. 490 00:19:56,297 --> 00:19:57,430 I don't wanna, I'm having fun, Ray. 491 00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:58,966 I don't wanna leave here. 492 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,034 Come on, I got, my dad's picking us up. 493 00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,401 I know. 494 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,236 How come? 495 00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:03,271 I don't care, I don't care, Ray. 496 00:20:03,304 --> 00:20:04,437 Just open the door. You had a hell of a day. 497 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:05,907 We're gonna go out and play. 498 00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:07,009 Open the door, Ray, I'm comin'. 499 00:20:07,042 --> 00:20:09,610 Open the door, open the door. 500 00:20:10,979 --> 00:20:12,014 Come on man, Gervase. 501 00:20:12,047 --> 00:20:13,282 - I'm not coming. - Just don't go back inside. 502 00:20:13,315 --> 00:20:14,582 Just get in the car. I'm not going, Ray. 503 00:20:14,615 --> 00:20:15,650 Ray, I'm not comin', Ray. 504 00:20:15,683 --> 00:20:16,651 Would ya get him in the car? 505 00:20:16,684 --> 00:20:17,753 Get him in the car. 506 00:20:17,786 --> 00:20:19,487 Quit being an asshole, Gerv. 507 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:22,456 It's good, just get in the car, we're gonna have fun. 508 00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:23,326 Stop it. 509 00:20:26,029 --> 00:20:26,863 Get in the car! 510 00:20:27,730 --> 00:20:29,132 You're outta control. 511 00:20:29,165 --> 00:20:30,333 Just tryin' to help ya. 512 00:20:49,452 --> 00:20:50,287 What's up, buddy? 513 00:20:50,321 --> 00:20:51,121 How ya doing? How's it goin' guys? 514 00:20:51,155 --> 00:20:51,956 What can I do for ya? 515 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:52,790 Can we get two American with? 516 00:20:52,823 --> 00:20:54,825 You got it, that's $20. 517 00:20:54,858 --> 00:20:57,062 Let me get to American with. 518 00:20:57,095 --> 00:20:57,896 Hey, what happened to my picture man? 519 00:20:57,929 --> 00:20:59,030 It used to be up here. 520 00:20:59,064 --> 00:21:00,497 You had a picture up here? 521 00:21:00,531 --> 00:21:01,565 Hell yes, I had a picture up there. 522 00:21:01,598 --> 00:21:03,902 You know what, don't even worry about that. 523 00:21:03,935 --> 00:21:05,003 I'll take care of that right now. 524 00:21:05,036 --> 00:21:06,271 Here ya go. Whoa, whoa, whoa, 525 00:21:06,304 --> 00:21:08,605 you got a picture that you hold in your bag? 526 00:21:08,639 --> 00:21:10,008 I was just at the convention earlier man, 527 00:21:10,041 --> 00:21:11,911 signing pictures, so you know just like to be prepared. 528 00:21:11,944 --> 00:21:13,145 Wishful thinking, wishful thinking. 529 00:21:13,179 --> 00:21:13,980 Here's your sandwiches. 530 00:21:14,013 --> 00:21:15,214 Thanks buddy, appreciate it. 531 00:21:15,247 --> 00:21:16,148 You're welcome. 532 00:21:16,182 --> 00:21:17,216 Hey find a good spot for that. 533 00:21:17,249 --> 00:21:18,050 - Yeah he will, he will. - Right here in the front. 534 00:21:18,084 --> 00:21:18,884 Come on, come on. 535 00:21:18,918 --> 00:21:20,820 - That spot right there. - He will. 536 00:21:32,766 --> 00:21:35,102 Should I do one or two Gerv? 537 00:21:36,303 --> 00:21:38,005 Come on, Ray, you only live once. 538 00:21:38,038 --> 00:21:39,206 Take 'em both. 539 00:21:39,239 --> 00:21:41,640 Actually, you only die once, 540 00:21:41,674 --> 00:21:43,244 you live everyday. 541 00:21:49,150 --> 00:21:50,084 Was that? 542 00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:52,787 Nah. Nah. 543 00:22:52,217 --> 00:22:53,218 Oh my God. 544 00:22:57,522 --> 00:22:58,356 Ray. 545 00:22:59,657 --> 00:23:00,492 Ray, honey. 546 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,593 Ray! 547 00:23:04,063 --> 00:23:04,864 What? 548 00:23:04,897 --> 00:23:05,798 - Hi. - What? 549 00:23:05,832 --> 00:23:06,899 - Hi. - Hi. 550 00:23:06,933 --> 00:23:09,202 Hi, so you had fun last night. 551 00:23:09,235 --> 00:23:10,870 Mm-hmm. 552 00:23:10,903 --> 00:23:13,573 Who is the mysterious man downstairs on our couch. 553 00:23:15,975 --> 00:23:18,144 What, what'd he look like? 554 00:23:18,177 --> 00:23:22,916 Well, he's tall, he's dark, bald, 555 00:23:23,817 --> 00:23:25,651 probably handsome if he was drooling. 556 00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:28,555 Ring a bell. 557 00:23:28,589 --> 00:23:29,957 Yeah, it does. 558 00:23:29,990 --> 00:23:30,891 That's Gervase. 559 00:23:31,892 --> 00:23:35,296 Okay, great, what's he doing here, honey? 560 00:23:36,431 --> 00:23:38,733 I met Gervase yesterday at the movie convention. 561 00:23:38,766 --> 00:23:41,402 He invited me to the after party 562 00:23:41,436 --> 00:23:44,671 and he could barely walk or talk on the way out. 563 00:23:44,705 --> 00:23:45,773 And his assistant left him 564 00:23:45,807 --> 00:23:49,611 so me and my dad gave him a ride home. 565 00:23:49,643 --> 00:23:52,414 That reminds me my dad, I have to go to office 566 00:23:52,448 --> 00:23:54,950 and see if he can get my rides covered. 567 00:23:54,984 --> 00:23:57,219 Anyway you can watch Gervase till I get back? 568 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,356 I need to get the rides covered, 569 00:24:00,389 --> 00:24:03,859 get back here, become Gervase's good buddy, 570 00:24:03,893 --> 00:24:06,061 and then he'll do the show 571 00:24:06,095 --> 00:24:07,831 and get his friends to do the show. 572 00:24:08,999 --> 00:24:10,367 And then everybody's happy. 573 00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:14,137 In case you forgot we have three children 574 00:24:14,171 --> 00:24:16,072 and I have to get them ready for school 575 00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:19,209 plus I have a ton of errands to run today so sorry. 576 00:24:19,242 --> 00:24:20,877 I'll call your brother. 577 00:24:20,911 --> 00:24:22,012 Good luck with that. 578 00:24:23,314 --> 00:24:24,148 Thanks. 579 00:24:28,386 --> 00:24:30,154 All right, two out of three falls. 580 00:24:30,188 --> 00:24:31,789 You were lucky last time. 581 00:24:31,822 --> 00:24:32,657 Here we go. 582 00:24:34,992 --> 00:24:36,727 Whatta ya think of that, huh, huh? 583 00:24:36,761 --> 00:24:38,062 Headlock city, baby! 584 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,601 Hello. 585 00:24:42,634 --> 00:24:43,435 Hey, how you doin'? 586 00:24:43,468 --> 00:24:45,237 Ray, Ray who? 587 00:24:45,270 --> 00:24:48,807 Oh Ray, right, right, right, Andrea's wife, I mean husband. 588 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,209 That's what I meant, sorry. 589 00:24:50,242 --> 00:24:53,078 I'm okay, I'm just you know exercising. 590 00:24:54,146 --> 00:24:55,582 What do you want? 591 00:24:55,615 --> 00:24:58,651 Oh yes, Gervase, yes, I know him well. 592 00:24:58,685 --> 00:24:59,953 Okay. 593 00:24:59,986 --> 00:25:01,588 You want me to come over and watch 'em? 594 00:25:01,621 --> 00:25:02,488 Don't touch 'em. 595 00:25:02,522 --> 00:25:03,456 At all? 596 00:25:03,489 --> 00:25:05,558 Okay, all right, all right, right, all right. 597 00:25:05,592 --> 00:25:07,126 I'll see ya in a half, buh-bye. 598 00:25:12,233 --> 00:25:13,267 This is it Tanner. 599 00:25:14,635 --> 00:25:16,570 This is what you've been waitin' for buddy. 600 00:25:17,705 --> 00:25:19,907 Don't fuck it up. 601 00:25:23,510 --> 00:25:24,678 Mom! 602 00:25:24,712 --> 00:25:26,915 Mom, where's my lucky tank top? 603 00:25:27,916 --> 00:25:32,921 Mom, Mom, where is my tank top, my lucky tank top? 604 00:25:33,855 --> 00:25:36,358 She always leaves, I never know where she goes. 605 00:25:36,391 --> 00:25:38,026 I need my lucky tank top. 606 00:25:54,745 --> 00:25:56,145 What's up, Dad? 607 00:25:57,913 --> 00:25:59,316 What are ya doing? 608 00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:04,054 Oh man, can you get my rides covered? 609 00:26:05,322 --> 00:26:06,156 No sweat. 610 00:26:10,661 --> 00:26:12,863 Yeah, we're good. 611 00:26:12,896 --> 00:26:14,866 - Ya all right? - I got ya. 612 00:26:14,899 --> 00:26:15,700 Ya sure? 613 00:26:15,734 --> 00:26:17,001 Yes, yes, yes, no problem. 614 00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:20,505 Like I got fuck all else to do, come on. 615 00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:22,540 Okay, cool, awesome. 616 00:26:22,573 --> 00:26:23,408 - Ray. - Yeah. 617 00:26:26,110 --> 00:26:31,050 Look Ray, let me just tell ya a little something 618 00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:33,787 I've been wanting to share with you for awhile. 619 00:26:33,819 --> 00:26:37,923 You probably know that we had five miscarriages 620 00:26:37,956 --> 00:26:39,793 before you were born. Right. 621 00:26:40,693 --> 00:26:42,928 And you were premature, you know, 622 00:26:42,961 --> 00:26:45,097 and we were worried to death. 623 00:26:45,964 --> 00:26:48,435 And when you were in the incubator 624 00:26:48,468 --> 00:26:51,237 your mom slipped into a coma. 625 00:26:51,271 --> 00:26:53,973 She came to, obviously. 626 00:26:54,007 --> 00:26:54,809 Yeah. 627 00:26:54,841 --> 00:26:56,876 And she started praying nonstop, 628 00:26:56,910 --> 00:26:59,646 just begging God, nagging him frankly, 629 00:26:59,679 --> 00:27:02,315 she said, "That if she could please live 630 00:27:02,349 --> 00:27:05,853 until you were 21 then he could take her." 631 00:27:08,222 --> 00:27:09,523 She said that? 632 00:27:09,557 --> 00:27:10,391 Somethin' huh? 633 00:27:12,593 --> 00:27:13,561 Sweet isn't it? 634 00:27:13,594 --> 00:27:16,230 She died three months after my 21st birthday. 635 00:27:16,263 --> 00:27:17,098 I know that. 636 00:27:19,334 --> 00:27:21,002 Why ya telling me this now? 637 00:27:21,036 --> 00:27:23,505 Well, I just thought you should know 638 00:27:23,538 --> 00:27:28,410 that after all these years you killed your mother. 639 00:27:29,378 --> 00:27:30,479 Oh my God, Dad. 640 00:27:30,512 --> 00:27:32,948 By turning 21 you killed your mother. 641 00:27:35,251 --> 00:27:36,185 Are ya done? 642 00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:37,920 All right, all right, all right, no, no. 643 00:27:37,954 --> 00:27:40,824 You did however kill my wife. 644 00:27:40,858 --> 00:27:41,825 That- I'm done with ya. 645 00:27:41,859 --> 00:27:42,860 All right. 646 00:27:42,892 --> 00:27:43,693 I'm done with ya. 647 00:27:43,726 --> 00:27:46,462 Cover my rides, all right. 648 00:27:46,496 --> 00:27:48,498 - I got ya covered. - Yeah. 649 00:27:48,531 --> 00:27:50,133 Stop smokin' that shit. Okay. 650 00:28:01,912 --> 00:28:03,680 Good morning sleepy head. 651 00:28:03,714 --> 00:28:04,548 Oh! 652 00:28:05,916 --> 00:28:07,152 Yo. Hold on. 653 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,486 Yo, yo where's my shirt? 654 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,454 - Relax. - Where's Ray? 655 00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:11,256 Relax, don't worry about your shirt or Ray. 656 00:28:11,289 --> 00:28:12,957 Ray has hired me to look after you. 657 00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:14,125 You cannot leave. 658 00:28:14,159 --> 00:28:15,593 Who the hell are you? 659 00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:16,796 It's me Tanner. 660 00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:19,130 No, no, get my shirt, find Ray. 661 00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:21,533 No, no, I'm not getting either, okay. 662 00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:25,337 And I have to warn you I'm a lifelong WWF fan, 663 00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:26,773 if you move any closer 664 00:28:26,807 --> 00:28:28,974 I will be forced to Hulk Hogan your ass. 665 00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:29,876 What the hell are you talkin' about, man? 666 00:28:29,910 --> 00:28:31,177 Hulk Hogan was a bitch. 667 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,378 What? 668 00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:33,345 Wait a minute, are you talking 669 00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:35,080 about the Hulk Hogan from WCW with black, 670 00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:36,315 'cause then I'd probably agree with you? 671 00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:37,884 'Cause yellow and red was definitely not a bitch. 672 00:28:37,918 --> 00:28:39,386 No, the WCW Hogan was the dope one, 673 00:28:39,419 --> 00:28:41,221 that WWF with the yellow was all whack. 674 00:28:41,254 --> 00:28:42,355 What did you just say? 675 00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:43,690 You take that shit back! 676 00:28:43,723 --> 00:28:44,958 For what he was whack. 677 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,930 Let's go, let's go. 678 00:28:48,962 --> 00:28:50,230 Won't take it back JYD, 679 00:28:50,263 --> 00:28:51,598 me and you, right now, come on. 680 00:28:51,631 --> 00:28:52,999 - What, ya want some? - Me and you. 681 00:28:53,033 --> 00:28:54,702 Let's go. Let's go. 682 00:28:57,238 --> 00:28:59,974 Oh, oh you know wrestling then. 683 00:29:02,376 --> 00:29:04,278 And in breaking news this morning 684 00:29:04,312 --> 00:29:06,214 Gervase Peterson, the breakout star 685 00:29:06,247 --> 00:29:09,183 from the hit reality TV show "Survivor" 686 00:29:09,217 --> 00:29:11,420 has reportedly been kidnapped 687 00:29:11,453 --> 00:29:13,355 after making an appearance last night 688 00:29:13,388 --> 00:29:15,892 at Barnaby's Pub and Grill in Havertown. 689 00:29:15,925 --> 00:29:18,360 Sources say, "The reality star was shoved 690 00:29:18,393 --> 00:29:21,263 into a car, which was seen fleeing the seen." 691 00:29:21,296 --> 00:29:24,399 We take you know to Cisco, who has more. 692 00:29:24,433 --> 00:29:26,201 Hi, this is Cisco in the city 693 00:29:26,235 --> 00:29:28,471 and I'm reporting live from Barnaby's in Havertown 694 00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:31,374 where Gervase Peterson from "Survivor" was last seen. 695 00:29:31,407 --> 00:29:33,243 And here's a recent picture of Gervase. 696 00:29:33,276 --> 00:29:34,979 Police believe that he could be in danger. 697 00:29:35,011 --> 00:29:35,980 Please take a look. 698 00:29:36,847 --> 00:29:39,115 Dude, is that Gervase? 699 00:29:39,148 --> 00:29:40,383 I thought that guy was dead. 700 00:29:47,591 --> 00:29:50,127 Celebrities, that's it. 701 00:29:51,295 --> 00:29:54,498 I'll get a posse of celebrities to rescue Gervase. 702 00:29:54,532 --> 00:29:56,700 TMZ will shit themselves. 703 00:30:00,705 --> 00:30:04,709 Gwyneth, Brad. 704 00:30:05,878 --> 00:30:07,914 I know Tom Hanks. 705 00:30:07,947 --> 00:30:11,383 Meryl, Meryl owes me a favor. 706 00:30:11,416 --> 00:30:12,517 Bobby D. 707 00:30:14,286 --> 00:30:15,756 Will Ferrell. 708 00:30:16,757 --> 00:30:18,457 Come on Gervase, this isn't funny. 709 00:30:18,491 --> 00:30:20,293 I'm out here in my skivvies. 710 00:30:20,326 --> 00:30:21,995 Come on, I want my pants back! 711 00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:24,031 And this neighbor got kids runnin' around, 712 00:30:24,063 --> 00:30:26,365 I'll be on that show with the reporter and the perverts! 713 00:30:26,399 --> 00:30:27,233 Where he brings the pizza. 714 00:30:27,266 --> 00:30:29,435 You know what, just open the door. 715 00:30:29,468 --> 00:30:32,272 Thank God I got my clean undies on today. 716 00:30:32,306 --> 00:30:33,140 This isn't funny! 717 00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:35,709 Ray will be home any minute! 718 00:30:35,743 --> 00:30:36,610 Hey, you're home. 719 00:30:37,946 --> 00:30:41,348 Ray, that son of bitch ripped my pants right off me. 720 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:43,051 Right off my fanny, Ray. 721 00:30:43,083 --> 00:30:45,185 And the doors locked, I can't even get in. 722 00:30:48,690 --> 00:30:49,490 It was in there tight. 723 00:30:49,524 --> 00:30:51,459 Yeah. 724 00:30:51,492 --> 00:30:52,327 You have a change of clothes? 725 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,161 Yeah, upstairs. 726 00:30:53,194 --> 00:30:54,063 The kids are gonna be home soon. 727 00:30:54,128 --> 00:30:55,697 Please go upstairs. 728 00:30:59,334 --> 00:31:01,269 Ray, where you been man? 729 00:31:01,302 --> 00:31:02,471 What happened? 730 00:31:02,504 --> 00:31:04,707 I wake up I got this goofy bastard starring at my face. 731 00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:05,541 Then he starts some shit with me 732 00:31:05,574 --> 00:31:08,011 and I had to whoop his fat ass. 733 00:31:08,044 --> 00:31:10,814 Let me piss, tell me all about it. 734 00:31:14,183 --> 00:31:15,250 Hey, what's up, Avery? 735 00:31:15,284 --> 00:31:19,122 Gervase, turn on the television right now. 736 00:31:19,155 --> 00:31:20,123 - Hey, Ray - What? 737 00:31:20,156 --> 00:31:21,025 Turn the TV on. 738 00:31:24,694 --> 00:31:26,429 Gervase Peterson is the number one 739 00:31:26,463 --> 00:31:29,100 trending topic on Facebook and Twitter. 740 00:31:29,132 --> 00:31:30,500 People everywhere are showing 741 00:31:30,533 --> 00:31:32,103 their support for Peterson. What? 742 00:31:32,135 --> 00:31:35,306 With the hashtag stealing a survivor. 743 00:31:35,339 --> 00:31:38,142 Peterson's longtime manager Avery Masterson. 744 00:31:38,175 --> 00:31:39,477 That is a handsome man. 745 00:31:41,278 --> 00:31:42,346 Right? Right. 746 00:31:43,214 --> 00:31:44,116 We can say that, right? 747 00:31:44,148 --> 00:31:45,316 Oh yeah. 748 00:31:45,349 --> 00:31:46,150 - Yeah. - Yeah. 749 00:31:46,183 --> 00:31:46,985 - Just two guys. - Yeah, sure. 750 00:31:47,019 --> 00:31:48,686 Can recognize a guy's good lookin'. 751 00:31:48,719 --> 00:31:49,921 You're everywhere Gervase. 752 00:31:49,955 --> 00:31:52,257 All over the news, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, everywhere. 753 00:31:52,290 --> 00:31:55,795 Gervase, you're trending for the first time in 19 years. 754 00:31:56,996 --> 00:31:58,397 I don't know what you're doing 755 00:31:58,430 --> 00:32:00,232 but wherever you are can you stay there 756 00:32:00,265 --> 00:32:03,201 for the next 24 hours and not talk to a soul? 757 00:32:04,137 --> 00:32:05,303 I don't know. 758 00:32:05,337 --> 00:32:06,739 Just do it. 759 00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:11,577 Trust me, I have a plan to get you back on top buddy. 760 00:32:12,946 --> 00:32:14,048 Stay put. 761 00:32:16,482 --> 00:32:17,350 Local police have yet to- 762 00:32:17,383 --> 00:32:19,153 - That was manager Avery. 763 00:32:19,185 --> 00:32:19,987 What's up? 764 00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:20,821 We're investigating all- 765 00:32:20,854 --> 00:32:22,255 - He wants me to stay here. 766 00:32:22,288 --> 00:32:23,424 - To the whereabouts- - Why? 767 00:32:23,457 --> 00:32:26,061 - Mr. Peterson at this time. - I'm trending. 768 00:32:26,094 --> 00:32:28,495 For what, why they even think you're kidnapped? 769 00:32:28,529 --> 00:32:29,764 I don't know. 770 00:32:31,066 --> 00:32:32,901 I make the calls, I make the calls. 771 00:32:35,136 --> 00:32:36,236 Hello, Rita. 772 00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:39,574 Yes, this is Avery. 773 00:32:39,607 --> 00:32:40,642 Is Tom Hanks home? 774 00:32:43,678 --> 00:32:45,547 Please tell him that Avery called. 775 00:32:45,580 --> 00:32:50,585 Ms. Streep, you may not remember me but. 776 00:32:52,654 --> 00:32:56,860 Tom, yes, Tom, I still have your number. 777 00:32:56,893 --> 00:32:59,863 Hi Will, it's Avery from Improv Group. 778 00:33:01,131 --> 00:33:04,201 Yes, and I am also calling you. 779 00:33:05,568 --> 00:33:08,905 Yes, and I need a favor. 780 00:33:08,939 --> 00:33:12,342 Tom, Tom Hanks, please don't hang up. 781 00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:15,746 Look Meryl, I don't have time to go into that now. 782 00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:17,514 I just need a favor. 783 00:33:17,547 --> 00:33:18,381 Dwayne. 784 00:33:21,052 --> 00:33:24,254 Yeah, I'm calling for that favor. 785 00:33:24,287 --> 00:33:26,357 Yes, and the aliens are coming. 786 00:33:26,390 --> 00:33:28,626 Will, goddammit I just need a favor. 787 00:33:28,659 --> 00:33:29,494 Ms. Streep. 788 00:33:30,728 --> 00:33:31,562 Gwyneth. 789 00:33:32,898 --> 00:33:36,034 Mr. Ferrell, Will. 790 00:33:36,068 --> 00:33:37,368 We'll be keeping you updated 791 00:33:37,401 --> 00:33:39,138 as the story develops. 792 00:33:39,171 --> 00:33:40,973 Everyone on social media is buzzing. 793 00:33:41,006 --> 00:33:43,308 - Rematch! - Kidnap reality star Gervase- 794 00:33:43,342 --> 00:33:44,144 - Tanner! 795 00:33:44,177 --> 00:33:44,978 Oh shit! Peterson. 796 00:33:45,011 --> 00:33:45,812 - Woo- - Was attending. 797 00:33:45,845 --> 00:33:47,579 - Bitch! - An after party last night 798 00:33:47,613 --> 00:33:49,182 when he was reported. 799 00:33:49,215 --> 00:33:50,382 Oh. 800 00:33:51,851 --> 00:33:53,219 I think that's Jeff Probst, 801 00:33:53,253 --> 00:33:55,922 the guy who lost all that weight eating Subway. 802 00:33:55,955 --> 00:33:57,857 - The Subway guy. - The Subway. 803 00:34:01,095 --> 00:34:06,066 Oh my, oh, this is terrible. 804 00:34:08,568 --> 00:34:09,736 Poor Gervase. 805 00:34:11,371 --> 00:34:12,405 I had no idea. 806 00:34:13,740 --> 00:34:15,743 Who is that brute? 807 00:34:15,777 --> 00:34:17,846 He should be arrested for his hair alone. 808 00:34:19,313 --> 00:34:21,582 So you don't know the guy with Gervase? 809 00:34:24,085 --> 00:34:26,687 Why haven't you released this yet? 810 00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:27,923 Well, you know we got other stuff, 811 00:34:27,956 --> 00:34:28,857 other leads we gotta look at 812 00:34:28,890 --> 00:34:31,093 and you know we're not TMZ or anything. 813 00:34:31,127 --> 00:34:33,361 Right, because it would make fast headlines then 814 00:34:33,395 --> 00:34:35,630 and we wouldn't want that yet, would we. 815 00:34:35,664 --> 00:34:37,934 Could I have a copy of this? 816 00:34:37,967 --> 00:34:40,303 Actually no, you know police procedure. 817 00:34:40,335 --> 00:34:41,938 You don't know the guy in there. 818 00:34:45,007 --> 00:34:47,811 No, I do not recognize this other gentlemen 819 00:34:47,845 --> 00:34:50,346 but he should be pursued and arrested 820 00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:52,348 as soon as humanly possible. 821 00:34:53,683 --> 00:34:54,852 Excellent, okay. 822 00:34:54,885 --> 00:34:56,320 So thanks a lot for your time 823 00:34:56,352 --> 00:34:58,255 and enjoy the rest of your day. 824 00:34:58,288 --> 00:34:59,755 Maybe just a screenshot. 825 00:35:01,591 --> 00:35:03,061 Nah, look here's the thing, 826 00:35:03,094 --> 00:35:04,062 we can't release the tape 827 00:35:04,095 --> 00:35:06,898 because you know it's evidence technically so 828 00:35:06,931 --> 00:35:08,365 if we violate any evidence and stuff like that, 829 00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:09,934 you know we can get in trouble. 830 00:35:09,968 --> 00:35:11,435 So you know it's not you, it's us. 831 00:35:11,468 --> 00:35:12,536 You ever see "Law & Order"? 832 00:35:12,569 --> 00:35:14,138 You know how they don't do any extra work 833 00:35:14,172 --> 00:35:15,006 than they kinda of have to. 834 00:35:15,039 --> 00:35:16,908 So just if you don't mind, 835 00:35:16,941 --> 00:35:19,577 give me my phone if you mind please, if you don't. 836 00:35:19,611 --> 00:35:20,445 Thank you. 837 00:35:22,114 --> 00:35:24,382 We'll be on our way Mr. Masterson. 838 00:35:25,284 --> 00:35:27,086 And we got stuff to do. 839 00:35:27,119 --> 00:35:29,088 Let's go partner, we're double parked. 840 00:35:33,458 --> 00:35:34,294 Yes. 841 00:35:36,796 --> 00:35:40,000 I'm gonna tell you this one time and one time only, 842 00:35:41,902 --> 00:35:43,169 I'm a Gervase fanatic. 843 00:35:44,436 --> 00:35:47,406 I don't go to sleep without puttin' my tiki light out. 844 00:35:48,674 --> 00:35:52,880 But something in here stinks in my nostrils. 845 00:35:54,481 --> 00:35:55,515 And I think it's you. 846 00:35:57,684 --> 00:36:01,155 So motherfucker if you had anything to do with this shit 847 00:36:02,924 --> 00:36:04,892 I'm gonna come for your ass. 848 00:36:13,434 --> 00:36:16,238 Look, you gotta relax. 849 00:36:16,271 --> 00:36:18,974 I got 37 days left till retirement. 850 00:36:19,007 --> 00:36:21,910 From here on out let's play by Vince's rules. 851 00:36:21,944 --> 00:36:25,714 Okay, number one we don't chase after anybody 852 00:36:26,615 --> 00:36:28,918 that's why we got the car and the radio. 853 00:36:28,952 --> 00:36:32,088 Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't know if you can tell or not 854 00:36:32,121 --> 00:36:33,423 but I've been in the gym. 855 00:36:33,455 --> 00:36:35,325 Yeah, I'm ready for all that physical action. 856 00:36:35,358 --> 00:36:36,692 Matter of fact, I was thinking you and I 857 00:36:36,725 --> 00:36:38,395 can be like new the "Bad Boys". 858 00:36:38,429 --> 00:36:41,131 No, no, listen I can't be runnin' after anybody. 859 00:36:41,165 --> 00:36:43,767 You know I got plantar fasciitis in both feet. 860 00:36:45,302 --> 00:36:46,437 What? 861 00:36:46,469 --> 00:36:49,539 It's a thing where your arch kinda, google it, okay. 862 00:36:49,572 --> 00:36:54,145 Number two, my coffee, one cream, one Splenda, 863 00:36:54,179 --> 00:36:55,546 that's the yellow packet. 864 00:36:56,414 --> 00:37:00,151 Most importantly, make sure before every shift 865 00:37:00,185 --> 00:37:03,221 our car has a full tank of gas. 866 00:37:03,254 --> 00:37:05,723 I want that tank right on F. 867 00:37:08,093 --> 00:37:08,927 Why? 868 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,096 Because we don't wanna run out of gas 869 00:37:10,129 --> 00:37:11,831 when we're chasin' after somebody. 870 00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:16,402 Why do you think OJ drove so far in the Bronco, 871 00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:19,138 all afternoon he drove, you know why? 872 00:37:20,773 --> 00:37:22,074 Full tank of gas. 873 00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:40,227 It's right here. 874 00:37:45,233 --> 00:37:47,802 Look fellas, we don't need to do this man, I'm okay. 875 00:37:47,835 --> 00:37:49,603 No, no, you gotta let me make this right dude. 876 00:37:49,636 --> 00:37:51,439 I'm the one that dropped you okay. 877 00:37:51,472 --> 00:37:53,107 I'm sorry I snuck ya, had to do it. 878 00:37:53,141 --> 00:37:54,942 - Okay, Tanner. - Had to show you what's up. 879 00:37:54,976 --> 00:37:57,644 Okay, this guy's gonna make everything better, all right. 880 00:37:57,677 --> 00:38:00,516 I play bocce ball with this guy, he's awesome, okay. 881 00:38:00,548 --> 00:38:01,350 How do you know him? 882 00:38:01,383 --> 00:38:02,518 I played bocce ball with him. 883 00:38:02,550 --> 00:38:03,352 - Oh great. - Now listen- 884 00:38:03,385 --> 00:38:04,253 - You play bocce ball? 885 00:38:04,286 --> 00:38:05,788 Yeah, I'm very, very good. 886 00:38:05,821 --> 00:38:07,856 I'm actually a superstar, this guy's pretty good too. 887 00:38:07,890 --> 00:38:10,658 But listen I'm really sorry I hit ya. 888 00:38:10,691 --> 00:38:12,261 I mean you went down hard, man. 889 00:38:12,294 --> 00:38:13,962 You went down like sack of potatoes. 890 00:38:13,997 --> 00:38:15,065 Okay, Tanner. 891 00:38:15,098 --> 00:38:17,000 I mean really I knew I was strong 892 00:38:17,033 --> 00:38:18,134 but I didn't know I was that strong. 893 00:38:18,168 --> 00:38:18,968 - Tanner. - That was incredible. 894 00:38:19,002 --> 00:38:19,803 - Tanner. - Oh dude, 895 00:38:19,836 --> 00:38:21,004 I'd broke your neck. 896 00:38:21,037 --> 00:38:22,172 - We get it. - Sorry. 897 00:38:22,205 --> 00:38:23,273 We definitely get it, Tanner. 898 00:38:23,306 --> 00:38:24,207 Sorry. 899 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:25,707 All right, just knock. 900 00:38:30,314 --> 00:38:31,115 Tan Man. 901 00:38:31,148 --> 00:38:32,216 - Hey, my man. - Get in here. 902 00:38:32,249 --> 00:38:33,184 How ya doing? 903 00:38:33,217 --> 00:38:34,218 You look gorgeous. 904 00:38:34,251 --> 00:38:35,386 - Thank you, man. - You losing weight? 905 00:38:35,419 --> 00:38:36,353 Slimming, this is slimming. 906 00:38:36,387 --> 00:38:37,788 Yeah, yeah, get in here, let's do this. 907 00:38:37,822 --> 00:38:38,923 Easy jump street. 908 00:38:38,956 --> 00:38:39,756 - What? - All right, 909 00:38:39,790 --> 00:38:41,025 we'll be a couple minutes. 910 00:38:42,226 --> 00:38:44,261 All right, into the light, let me take a look at ya. 911 00:38:44,295 --> 00:38:45,129 Have a seat my man. 912 00:38:45,162 --> 00:38:46,764 He's gonna help you out here man. 913 00:38:46,798 --> 00:38:48,400 - Both of ya. - Yeah. 914 00:38:48,433 --> 00:38:49,334 - Relax. - What a great spread. 915 00:38:49,367 --> 00:38:50,168 Oh thanks, brother. 916 00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:51,203 Help yourself, got ya a Slim Jim. 917 00:38:51,236 --> 00:38:52,337 Ah, you're the best. 918 00:38:53,704 --> 00:38:55,673 All right, help yourself if you want, 919 00:38:55,706 --> 00:38:57,509 if you're into pills or powder. 920 00:38:57,542 --> 00:38:58,543 - No. - All right, the tincture's 921 00:38:58,577 --> 00:38:59,811 for you buddy. 922 00:38:59,845 --> 00:39:01,146 - This right here. - Yeah. 923 00:39:01,179 --> 00:39:03,382 Nice cold refreshing, it'll really hit the spot. 924 00:39:03,416 --> 00:39:04,817 Nothing like a good tincture. 925 00:39:04,851 --> 00:39:05,918 - Yeah. - Did you make it? 926 00:39:05,952 --> 00:39:07,153 - I did. - You the man. 927 00:39:07,186 --> 00:39:08,321 I did. 928 00:39:08,354 --> 00:39:09,455 It had a couple go arounds 929 00:39:09,489 --> 00:39:11,324 but it finally came out right, I think. 930 00:39:11,357 --> 00:39:13,025 Well, we shall see. 931 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,428 Not bad, huh? That's pretty good, man. 932 00:39:15,461 --> 00:39:16,596 Yeah. 933 00:39:16,628 --> 00:39:19,566 All right, riddle me this, are you allergic to eggs? 934 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,434 No. 935 00:39:20,467 --> 00:39:21,667 - Peanuts? - No. 936 00:39:21,701 --> 00:39:23,070 - Walnuts? - No. 937 00:39:23,103 --> 00:39:24,637 - Any tree nuts? - No. 938 00:39:24,670 --> 00:39:26,039 - Carbon? - No. 939 00:39:26,073 --> 00:39:27,040 Wheat? 940 00:39:27,074 --> 00:39:28,809 No, I'm not allergic to anything. 941 00:39:28,842 --> 00:39:29,910 Not allergic to anything. 942 00:39:29,943 --> 00:39:31,979 Any active STDs? 943 00:39:32,012 --> 00:39:33,847 - What? - Good question. 944 00:39:33,881 --> 00:39:34,715 No. 945 00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:36,217 All right, we're all friends here. 946 00:39:36,251 --> 00:39:37,919 It's cool man. We're all buddies. 947 00:39:37,952 --> 00:39:38,820 Let's fix that neck up. 948 00:39:38,853 --> 00:39:39,921 Yeah, all right, good. 949 00:39:39,954 --> 00:39:41,322 All right I got a little lotion here. 950 00:39:41,356 --> 00:39:44,826 This is from the craters of Peru. 951 00:39:44,859 --> 00:39:45,692 Is that gonna help him? 952 00:39:45,726 --> 00:39:47,728 Rosemary, juniper, no, this is just, 953 00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:49,264 the forced air really dries me out. 954 00:39:49,297 --> 00:39:50,366 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, no. 955 00:39:50,399 --> 00:39:52,734 All right, all right, I'm just gonna get in here. 956 00:39:52,767 --> 00:39:53,569 Don't get, easy. 957 00:39:53,602 --> 00:39:55,938 All right, all right, easy does it. 958 00:39:55,971 --> 00:39:57,206 Don't be weird. It's all right. 959 00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:58,773 Don't be weird, it's easy. 960 00:39:58,807 --> 00:40:00,209 Everything's gonna be all right. 961 00:40:00,242 --> 00:40:01,743 All right. 962 00:40:01,777 --> 00:40:03,145 I sense a lot of fear. 963 00:40:03,179 --> 00:40:04,213 - Yeah. - Maybe a little shame 964 00:40:04,246 --> 00:40:05,614 in there, huh. 965 00:40:05,648 --> 00:40:07,117 That right side real tight. 966 00:40:07,150 --> 00:40:09,085 I'll tell you what, what you just drank 967 00:40:09,119 --> 00:40:12,522 is gonna wash over you like a warm blanket my man. 968 00:40:12,556 --> 00:40:13,990 It's gonna put ya into a little place 969 00:40:14,024 --> 00:40:15,258 I like to call twilight. 970 00:40:16,226 --> 00:40:18,128 Okay, what you've taken my friend 971 00:40:18,161 --> 00:40:22,400 is a combination of narcotics and a little softener, 972 00:40:22,433 --> 00:40:24,869 a little ex-lax, just to soften the blow. 973 00:40:24,902 --> 00:40:26,404 It's not gonna run through ya too quick 974 00:40:26,437 --> 00:40:28,673 but you might spend a little time on the potty. 975 00:40:28,705 --> 00:40:32,009 In an hour or so you'll be right as rain, all right. 976 00:40:32,043 --> 00:40:32,843 There she goes. 977 00:40:32,877 --> 00:40:34,512 Looks like he's going. 978 00:40:34,545 --> 00:40:35,513 There you go. 979 00:40:35,546 --> 00:40:40,352 All right, steady as she goes, sweet dreams, bud. 980 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:43,655 Where do I know this dude from? 981 00:40:44,523 --> 00:40:46,024 Who is this guy, what's going on? 982 00:40:46,058 --> 00:40:47,059 You didn't hear? 983 00:40:47,092 --> 00:40:48,393 What, what do we got cooking? 984 00:40:48,427 --> 00:40:49,228 You don't know who this is? 985 00:40:49,261 --> 00:40:50,796 You said Gervase. 986 00:40:50,829 --> 00:40:51,630 Gervase Peterson 987 00:40:51,663 --> 00:40:52,464 "Survivor". 988 00:40:52,497 --> 00:40:53,532 - "Survivor". - "Survivor". 989 00:40:53,565 --> 00:40:54,367 Gervase Peterson. 990 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:55,268 I know I recognized him. 991 00:40:55,301 --> 00:40:56,502 I thought he was tax man or something. 992 00:40:56,536 --> 00:40:58,404 Yeah, no, no, he's still going. 993 00:40:58,438 --> 00:41:00,807 Well, anyway everybody thinks he's kidnapped, 994 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:01,975 it's all over the news. 995 00:41:04,711 --> 00:41:05,878 Why do they think he's kidnapped? 996 00:41:05,912 --> 00:41:07,614 I have no idea but they do. 997 00:41:07,647 --> 00:41:10,251 Tan Man, did you kidnap him? 998 00:41:11,518 --> 00:41:13,254 Tanner kid, kidnapped me. 999 00:41:13,287 --> 00:41:14,722 - No, no, no. - Ya kidnapped him. 1000 00:41:14,754 --> 00:41:15,556 - No, no, no. - My man. 1001 00:41:15,589 --> 00:41:16,490 No, I didn't, no I did not. 1002 00:41:16,523 --> 00:41:17,324 Yeah! 1003 00:41:17,358 --> 00:41:18,192 Is that good though? 1004 00:41:18,225 --> 00:41:19,593 Yes, it's great. 1005 00:41:19,627 --> 00:41:20,894 Been waiting for this, brother. 1006 00:41:20,928 --> 00:41:21,795 I want in. 1007 00:41:21,829 --> 00:41:23,831 - In what? - I'm in, I'm in the heist, 1008 00:41:23,864 --> 00:41:26,301 I'm in the caper till the wheels come off motherfucker. 1009 00:41:26,334 --> 00:41:27,469 With the kidnapping. 1010 00:41:27,502 --> 00:41:29,337 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we can make a lot of money. 1011 00:41:29,371 --> 00:41:30,939 This is the great white whale. 1012 00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:32,707 How we gonna do that, what are we gonna do? 1013 00:41:32,741 --> 00:41:34,209 What you wanna do? 1014 00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:36,511 First thing first, we gotta get him 1015 00:41:36,544 --> 00:41:37,545 out of the country, right? 1016 00:41:37,579 --> 00:41:39,780 I've been making connections I didn't know why 1017 00:41:39,814 --> 00:41:40,782 but now I do. 1018 00:41:40,815 --> 00:41:44,153 I got a guy who ships cargo from here to Peru. 1019 00:41:44,186 --> 00:41:45,187 - Cargo. - Yeah. 1020 00:41:45,221 --> 00:41:46,922 He can't be cargo, he's Gervase. 1021 00:41:46,956 --> 00:41:48,524 Yeah, he can ship Gervase. 1022 00:41:48,557 --> 00:41:49,358 Really? 1023 00:41:49,392 --> 00:41:50,693 Yeah, drill a couple holes. 1024 00:41:50,726 --> 00:41:52,194 Wait is the narc in on this? 1025 00:41:52,228 --> 00:41:53,996 What narc, no, he's not a narc. 1026 00:41:54,030 --> 00:41:55,097 He's my brother-in-law. 1027 00:41:55,131 --> 00:41:56,399 All right. 1028 00:41:56,432 --> 00:41:57,566 I'm gettin' ahead of myself. 1029 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:58,435 Right. 1030 00:41:58,468 --> 00:42:00,137 All we need is a rendezvous point. 1031 00:42:00,170 --> 00:42:01,738 - Yeah. - Navy Yard. 1032 00:42:01,772 --> 00:42:03,273 Okay, all right, and how we gonna do this? 1033 00:42:03,307 --> 00:42:04,608 Whatta we gonna? 1034 00:42:04,641 --> 00:42:06,109 Well, I got a minivan. 1035 00:42:06,143 --> 00:42:07,611 - Okay. - We need proof of life. 1036 00:42:07,644 --> 00:42:08,845 Proof of life. 1037 00:42:08,879 --> 00:42:10,113 - All right. - So how we do that? 1038 00:42:10,147 --> 00:42:12,816 Well, we gotta take a picture, a drawing, 1039 00:42:12,849 --> 00:42:15,286 a picture's better than a drawing. 1040 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,621 You got a picture phone? 1041 00:42:16,654 --> 00:42:18,756 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's right here. 1042 00:42:18,791 --> 00:42:19,724 All right, perfect. 1043 00:42:19,757 --> 00:42:20,892 What are ya gonna do? 1044 00:42:20,925 --> 00:42:23,261 Well, password protected. 1045 00:42:23,294 --> 00:42:24,395 - Yeah. - Bocce! 1046 00:42:24,429 --> 00:42:25,563 Yeah, that's good. 1047 00:42:26,531 --> 00:42:29,000 I got the police hotline on speed dial, 1048 00:42:29,033 --> 00:42:30,602 I got the number on the fridge, buddy. 1049 00:42:30,636 --> 00:42:32,971 We need the date, my man, we need the date. 1050 00:42:33,005 --> 00:42:34,673 Grab that calendar of there. 1051 00:42:34,707 --> 00:42:36,842 - I love pictures man. - Get in on this, Tan Man. 1052 00:42:36,875 --> 00:42:37,876 - You want me in it. - Yeah. 1053 00:42:37,910 --> 00:42:39,044 Get in his lap. 1054 00:42:39,078 --> 00:42:40,679 All right, all right. 1055 00:42:40,713 --> 00:42:42,514 And ya gotta point to today's date. 1056 00:42:42,548 --> 00:42:43,349 Tanner! 1057 00:42:43,382 --> 00:42:45,719 Hey, what's up, Gervase? 1058 00:42:45,752 --> 00:42:46,686 See this is gonna work. 1059 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:47,721 Nobody's lookin' for you Tanner. 1060 00:42:47,754 --> 00:42:48,855 No, no not at all. 1061 00:42:48,888 --> 00:42:51,458 So point to the date and kidnapping on three, 1062 00:42:51,491 --> 00:42:53,226 one, two, three. 1063 00:42:53,259 --> 00:42:54,894 Kidnapping. 1064 00:42:54,928 --> 00:42:56,096 Excellent, that's nice, 1065 00:42:56,129 --> 00:42:58,698 you guys this is nice, this is warm. 1066 00:42:58,732 --> 00:43:00,100 Warms the house up. 1067 00:43:00,133 --> 00:43:01,167 Awesome. 1068 00:43:01,201 --> 00:43:02,503 I'm gonna send this off to the police hotline. 1069 00:43:02,536 --> 00:43:04,138 - Great, all right. - Oh. 1070 00:43:04,171 --> 00:43:05,606 Sweet baby Jesus. 1071 00:43:05,639 --> 00:43:06,842 Hey. 1072 00:43:06,874 --> 00:43:07,675 Ray's here! 1073 00:43:07,708 --> 00:43:09,410 Ray's here, hey Ray. 1074 00:43:09,443 --> 00:43:10,578 What, what are you doing? 1075 00:43:10,611 --> 00:43:12,113 - Nothing. - He's not Santa Claus. 1076 00:43:12,146 --> 00:43:14,382 No, no, I know but I just, we're- 1077 00:43:14,415 --> 00:43:15,583 - We're all set, we're all good. 1078 00:43:15,616 --> 00:43:16,517 Everybody's cool. Okay. 1079 00:43:16,550 --> 00:43:17,351 Yeah, we're good. 1080 00:43:17,385 --> 00:43:18,153 What did you do to him? 1081 00:43:18,186 --> 00:43:19,187 You said this guy was good. 1082 00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:20,489 This guys is good, he's very good. 1083 00:43:20,522 --> 00:43:21,590 He's- Is he high? 1084 00:43:21,623 --> 00:43:22,859 - No. - Ray. 1085 00:43:22,891 --> 00:43:23,860 What? 1086 00:43:23,892 --> 00:43:25,862 Ray, I'm great. 1087 00:43:25,894 --> 00:43:26,796 See he's great. 1088 00:43:26,829 --> 00:43:27,629 He's great see. 1089 00:43:27,662 --> 00:43:28,463 You gotta help me get him home. 1090 00:43:28,497 --> 00:43:29,297 How we gonna get him home? 1091 00:43:29,331 --> 00:43:30,365 Well, I'll help ya. 1092 00:43:30,399 --> 00:43:31,032 I took care of proof of life, we're good there. 1093 00:43:31,066 --> 00:43:32,367 He did, yeah, we're good. 1094 00:43:32,401 --> 00:43:33,201 Proof of life for what? 1095 00:43:33,235 --> 00:43:34,737 Just proof of life, he's alive. 1096 00:43:34,771 --> 00:43:35,571 He's alive, right. 1097 00:43:35,605 --> 00:43:36,639 For sure he's alive. 1098 00:43:36,672 --> 00:43:37,573 Yeah, we proved it. 1099 00:43:37,607 --> 00:43:38,441 Yeah. 1100 00:43:39,275 --> 00:43:41,310 You're gonna explain this in the car. 1101 00:43:41,344 --> 00:43:42,612 We're all on the same team here. 1102 00:43:42,645 --> 00:43:43,446 All on the same team. 1103 00:43:43,479 --> 00:43:44,280 What team? 1104 00:43:44,313 --> 00:43:45,381 - The team. - The team that 1105 00:43:45,415 --> 00:43:47,150 helped him get better, that's what team. 1106 00:43:47,183 --> 00:43:49,585 There we go, all right, ooh, ooh, it's okay, 1107 00:43:49,619 --> 00:43:50,654 it's all right, buddy. 1108 00:43:50,687 --> 00:43:51,488 You're the best, thanks. 1109 00:43:51,522 --> 00:43:52,891 I owe you solid. 1110 00:43:52,923 --> 00:43:53,957 See you at the rendezvous. 1111 00:43:53,991 --> 00:43:54,793 All right, buddy. 1112 00:43:54,826 --> 00:43:56,026 - What rendezvous? - Yep. 1113 00:43:57,294 --> 00:43:58,929 See ya later doc. 1114 00:43:58,962 --> 00:43:59,997 - All right, brother. - Thanks buddy, 1115 00:44:00,030 --> 00:44:00,832 you're the man. 1116 00:44:00,865 --> 00:44:01,698 All right. 1117 00:44:04,601 --> 00:44:06,806 30 years I've waited for a rendezvous point. 1118 00:44:08,940 --> 00:44:11,376 Thank you Tan Man, blessings. 1119 00:44:14,814 --> 00:44:16,916 I'm gonna make some eggs. 1120 00:44:34,066 --> 00:44:35,768 - Hey, Ray. - Oh hey, Ray. 1121 00:44:35,802 --> 00:44:37,570 How ya doing? 1122 00:44:58,292 --> 00:45:00,963 I can't feel my ribs. 1123 00:45:16,211 --> 00:45:18,213 What did you do to me? 1124 00:45:23,552 --> 00:45:25,622 What'd you guys do to me? 1125 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:33,898 Hey, Daddy. 1126 00:45:33,931 --> 00:45:35,966 Hey, honey. 1127 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:36,967 Well, look who it is. 1128 00:45:37,001 --> 00:45:38,501 Hey, baby. 1129 00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:45,376 Hey, sis. 1130 00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:46,912 Not now, Tanner. 1131 00:45:50,882 --> 00:45:51,715 What a day. 1132 00:45:53,050 --> 00:45:57,288 Yeah, you, you're all over the news right now. 1133 00:46:00,860 --> 00:46:02,227 You high? 1134 00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:03,061 Is he high? 1135 00:46:03,094 --> 00:46:03,896 - No. - Is he high? 1136 00:46:03,930 --> 00:46:04,729 Nope, not high. 1137 00:46:04,763 --> 00:46:05,597 He's high. 1138 00:46:05,630 --> 00:46:07,632 - No, he isn't. - Raymond, upstairs now. 1139 00:46:09,601 --> 00:46:11,436 She called me Raymond. 1140 00:46:11,469 --> 00:46:12,270 Not good. 1141 00:46:12,304 --> 00:46:13,639 Get him comfortable. 1142 00:46:13,673 --> 00:46:15,042 Sure. 1143 00:46:15,074 --> 00:46:15,909 I'll be back. 1144 00:46:17,310 --> 00:46:18,110 You want a banana? 1145 00:46:18,144 --> 00:46:18,979 No. 1146 00:46:19,913 --> 00:46:21,414 Protein. 1147 00:46:21,447 --> 00:46:22,748 Some Cheetos or something? 1148 00:46:23,884 --> 00:46:24,750 Taco bell run? 1149 00:46:30,925 --> 00:46:35,762 Hello, gentleman, can I help ya? 1150 00:46:35,796 --> 00:46:39,099 Sorry to bother you, sir, we got a few questions. 1151 00:46:39,132 --> 00:46:42,436 Would you mind coming down to the station for a little bit? 1152 00:46:42,469 --> 00:46:44,638 Sure, what's this in regards to? 1153 00:46:44,671 --> 00:46:45,808 Like you don't' know. 1154 00:46:47,108 --> 00:46:49,044 One of your vehicles was used 1155 00:46:49,078 --> 00:46:50,846 in a possible crime last night. 1156 00:46:53,281 --> 00:46:54,616 Oh boy. 1157 00:46:54,649 --> 00:46:55,884 Sure, yeah, let's go. 1158 00:47:16,906 --> 00:47:18,976 Look what just came in to the tip line. 1159 00:47:20,744 --> 00:47:21,812 You gotta be kidding me? 1160 00:47:21,846 --> 00:47:25,715 No, jackass here used his own personal cell phone. 1161 00:47:25,749 --> 00:47:27,885 What the hell is the fat man wearing? 1162 00:47:27,918 --> 00:47:29,185 I believe that's a romper. 1163 00:47:29,219 --> 00:47:32,455 Oh God, that it is, that is a romper. 1164 00:47:33,557 --> 00:47:35,861 I'm no fashionista but he's kinda wearin' it. 1165 00:47:35,894 --> 00:47:36,962 I tried to get in a romper once 1166 00:47:36,995 --> 00:47:39,097 but they had to cut me out of it. 1167 00:47:39,131 --> 00:47:40,665 Do you remember when Sean Connery 1168 00:47:40,698 --> 00:47:42,901 wore the romper in "Goldfinger". 1169 00:47:42,934 --> 00:47:43,869 Oh, you're taking me back. 1170 00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:45,536 - Looked sexy baby. - Disturbing. 1171 00:47:45,569 --> 00:47:46,671 Guys. 1172 00:47:46,704 --> 00:47:48,940 James Bond in a onesie. 1173 00:47:48,974 --> 00:47:50,509 I have all the 007's on DVD. 1174 00:47:50,542 --> 00:47:51,610 - Get out of here. - Gentlemen. 1175 00:47:51,643 --> 00:47:52,477 - You do? - Yeah. 1176 00:47:52,511 --> 00:47:53,913 - How'd you get that? - My nephew, he, 1177 00:47:53,946 --> 00:47:55,647 every year he buys me one for godfather's day yeah. 1178 00:47:55,681 --> 00:47:56,816 Look gentlemen. 1179 00:47:59,685 --> 00:48:02,788 Yeah, look guys, guys, guys, guys, 1180 00:48:02,822 --> 00:48:06,093 this guy here he's my son's brother-in-law 1181 00:48:06,126 --> 00:48:09,796 and this guy is the guy we drove home the other night. 1182 00:48:10,898 --> 00:48:12,565 So you admit you kidnapped him? 1183 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:15,635 What did you do to Gervase? 1184 00:48:15,668 --> 00:48:16,937 We didn't kidnap him. 1185 00:48:16,970 --> 00:48:19,505 We, he was drunk frankly, 1186 00:48:19,539 --> 00:48:20,773 we gave him a ride home. 1187 00:48:20,808 --> 00:48:22,309 We thought we were being nice. 1188 00:48:23,945 --> 00:48:25,080 Mr. Martin, are you telling me 1189 00:48:25,113 --> 00:48:26,380 you didn't see the news today 1190 00:48:26,413 --> 00:48:28,215 that Gervase was kidnapped? 1191 00:48:28,248 --> 00:48:30,185 No, I don't watch the news. 1192 00:48:31,186 --> 00:48:35,123 My TV broke and my kid bought me a Smart TV 1193 00:48:35,156 --> 00:48:39,360 and I'm frankly too dumb to use it so no. 1194 00:48:42,932 --> 00:48:45,567 Would you be willing to give us your son's address? 1195 00:48:46,668 --> 00:48:48,170 Is he gonna get in trouble? 1196 00:48:48,204 --> 00:48:49,370 I'm not sure, sir, 1197 00:48:49,404 --> 00:48:52,007 but we gotta figure this out. 1198 00:48:52,041 --> 00:48:55,578 Yeah, Mr. Martin, you, you stay here. 1199 00:48:57,780 --> 00:48:59,482 Okay, all right. 1200 00:48:59,515 --> 00:49:01,017 Gervase better be okay. 1201 00:49:11,661 --> 00:49:13,064 Finally. 1202 00:49:13,097 --> 00:49:14,031 - All right. - Got they asses now. 1203 00:49:14,065 --> 00:49:15,298 Here we go. 1204 00:49:18,936 --> 00:49:20,537 Tell me you're out of gas again. 1205 00:49:22,974 --> 00:49:26,211 I bet if Gervais was there pumping gas over in Jersey 1206 00:49:26,245 --> 00:49:27,212 you woulda stopped and got it. 1207 00:49:27,246 --> 00:49:28,279 It's Gervase. 1208 00:49:28,312 --> 00:49:30,281 Gervase, Gervais, oh my God. 1209 00:49:30,314 --> 00:49:31,150 Oh my God. 1210 00:49:33,085 --> 00:49:34,418 All right, call for backup. 1211 00:49:38,656 --> 00:49:41,660 What a day, dude, what a day. 1212 00:49:41,693 --> 00:49:42,528 I know. 1213 00:49:44,130 --> 00:49:46,199 Hey, is everything cool with Andrea? 1214 00:49:46,232 --> 00:49:47,233 Yeah, now she's all right, man. 1215 00:49:47,267 --> 00:49:48,234 I calmed her down. 1216 00:49:49,468 --> 00:49:50,870 How about you? 1217 00:49:50,904 --> 00:49:52,437 I hope everything's all right with you. 1218 00:49:53,873 --> 00:49:55,108 I mean we'll see. 1219 00:49:55,141 --> 00:49:57,710 I hope this all works out, brother. 1220 00:49:57,744 --> 00:49:59,847 Hope it works out for you too, man, 1221 00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:01,581 you and your dad and the business. 1222 00:50:02,682 --> 00:50:05,385 You know I remember when I was acting 1223 00:50:05,418 --> 00:50:07,520 and you were big on "Survivor" that year 1224 00:50:07,554 --> 00:50:10,623 and I saw on the TV that you were on "Nash Bridges" 1225 00:50:10,657 --> 00:50:12,159 and you got shot in the ass 1226 00:50:12,193 --> 00:50:12,993 and I was pissed 1227 00:50:13,027 --> 00:50:14,262 because I was working my ass off 1228 00:50:14,296 --> 00:50:15,396 tryin' to be an actor. 1229 00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:16,730 And they were just throwing a bones 1230 00:50:16,764 --> 00:50:18,834 like left and right all the time. 1231 00:50:20,467 --> 00:50:22,603 And I put everything on hold when my mom died, 1232 00:50:22,636 --> 00:50:24,906 everything for my dad. 1233 00:50:28,009 --> 00:50:32,315 I just never had the opportunity to live my dream. 1234 00:50:39,188 --> 00:50:40,689 I miss my mom so much, man. 1235 00:50:42,791 --> 00:50:44,994 Her name was Peachie, her real name was Carol 1236 00:50:45,027 --> 00:50:47,396 but everybody called her Peachie. 1237 00:50:47,430 --> 00:50:50,366 Even when she was sick, a month before she died 1238 00:50:50,399 --> 00:50:52,269 went to the movies to see "Down to Earth", 1239 00:50:52,302 --> 00:50:55,038 I had a small part where I ate a hotdog. 1240 00:50:55,072 --> 00:50:56,706 She was so sick by the time she got up 1241 00:50:56,739 --> 00:50:59,910 to say, that's my son, Chris Rock was back on the screen. 1242 00:51:01,745 --> 00:51:03,714 People were like, what's wrong with that lady? 1243 00:51:04,681 --> 00:51:05,850 I just miss it. 1244 00:51:05,884 --> 00:51:09,686 But I wanna do my own thing, I wanna live my dream, 1245 00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:10,889 and I wanna ask questions. 1246 00:51:10,922 --> 00:51:12,789 I wanna bring stuff out of people. 1247 00:51:14,158 --> 00:51:17,495 Like for you here's a question I would ask ya, 1248 00:51:17,528 --> 00:51:18,931 when you were at your height 1249 00:51:19,899 --> 00:51:21,033 did you ever still walk into a room 1250 00:51:21,066 --> 00:51:23,401 and feel like nobody knew who you were? 1251 00:51:25,637 --> 00:51:28,140 Of course, man, think that happens to everybody. 1252 00:51:30,276 --> 00:51:32,810 I mean I remember this one time I was in L.A., 1253 00:51:32,845 --> 00:51:34,881 I went to this huge house party 1254 00:51:35,748 --> 00:51:39,019 and I get in there and in that corner 1255 00:51:39,052 --> 00:51:41,121 is Hugh Hefner and the seven girlfriends, 1256 00:51:41,154 --> 00:51:43,422 this corner over here is P Diddy, 1257 00:51:43,455 --> 00:51:44,891 the Lakers are over there, 1258 00:51:46,126 --> 00:51:48,828 Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson in the other corner. 1259 00:51:48,862 --> 00:51:50,730 And I see Sam Jackson and Chris Tucker 1260 00:51:51,765 --> 00:51:53,901 and I'm a huge Sam Jackson fan. 1261 00:51:53,935 --> 00:51:55,769 So I go over to him and I'm like, 1262 00:51:55,802 --> 00:51:56,837 "Hey Mr. Jackson, I'm." 1263 00:51:56,871 --> 00:51:59,307 And he's like, "I know who you are motherfucker!" 1264 00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,776 Like Sam Jackson knew who I was. 1265 00:52:02,809 --> 00:52:05,513 - That's awesome, man. - Yeah man, it's pretty crazy. 1266 00:52:06,514 --> 00:52:09,583 Being that you did all that stuff and you were famous 1267 00:52:09,617 --> 00:52:10,518 do you ever think about that 1268 00:52:10,551 --> 00:52:11,452 when you're laying in bed at night 1269 00:52:11,485 --> 00:52:15,424 like how was there and now I'm here? 1270 00:52:15,456 --> 00:52:17,326 Like where'd it all go? 1271 00:52:18,327 --> 00:52:20,896 I mean, look man everybody's got a story to tell. 1272 00:52:20,929 --> 00:52:24,334 You know like my mom had Alzheimer's, you know. 1273 00:52:24,367 --> 00:52:25,935 - She did. - Yeah. 1274 00:52:25,969 --> 00:52:28,438 You know same thing I had to move back home 1275 00:52:28,470 --> 00:52:30,206 and take care of her. 1276 00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:31,606 But you know I was fortunate enough 1277 00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:33,508 to keep things going. 1278 00:52:33,542 --> 00:52:34,877 You know a lot of people think 1279 00:52:34,911 --> 00:52:37,513 that I was just given things, 1280 00:52:37,547 --> 00:52:38,882 I caught a break 'cause I did "Survivor" 1281 00:52:38,916 --> 00:52:40,985 but I earned everything that I've got 1282 00:52:42,152 --> 00:52:44,855 and everything I've been through I worked hard for. 1283 00:52:44,888 --> 00:52:46,656 And it's like anybody else man, 1284 00:52:46,689 --> 00:52:48,325 you know once you hit the top 1285 00:52:48,359 --> 00:52:50,361 the only place to go is down from there. 1286 00:52:53,898 --> 00:52:55,699 I just hope it all works out, man. 1287 00:52:56,901 --> 00:52:58,303 I do too, man. 1288 00:52:58,336 --> 00:53:00,771 I appreciate you and I'm glad I met you. 1289 00:53:01,973 --> 00:53:04,409 I guess everything happens for a reason, right. 1290 00:53:04,442 --> 00:53:05,877 That's what they say. 1291 00:53:07,979 --> 00:53:10,049 I'm gonna close my eyes now for a little bit, man. 1292 00:53:12,284 --> 00:53:17,289 That's not a bad idea. 1293 00:53:35,108 --> 00:53:37,978 Gerv, we fell asleep, buddy. 1294 00:53:40,847 --> 00:53:42,383 You got a red dot on your head. 1295 00:53:43,784 --> 00:53:45,453 You got a red dot head on your forehead too. 1296 00:53:45,486 --> 00:53:47,488 - What? - Hands up dickheads! 1297 00:53:47,522 --> 00:53:49,257 Above your asshole! 1298 00:53:49,290 --> 00:53:50,925 - Oh my god! - Yo, yo! 1299 00:53:50,958 --> 00:53:51,926 Does that have anything to do 1300 00:53:51,959 --> 00:53:53,361 with the kid from "American Pie"? 1301 00:53:53,394 --> 00:53:54,195 Shut your mouth! 1302 00:53:54,228 --> 00:53:55,196 Is he still alive? 1303 00:53:55,229 --> 00:53:56,663 I didn't do anything. Yo what's going on? 1304 00:53:56,696 --> 00:53:59,268 He jumped out of the car all on his own. 1305 00:53:59,301 --> 00:54:00,335 We got you. 1306 00:54:00,369 --> 00:54:02,204 Get you away from this Buffalo Bill motherfucker. 1307 00:54:02,237 --> 00:54:03,038 What's going on? 1308 00:54:03,072 --> 00:54:04,239 What's happening? 1309 00:54:04,273 --> 00:54:06,475 We come to arrest him, get ya out of here. 1310 00:54:07,543 --> 00:54:09,610 Don't worry, I got my special blanket, 1311 00:54:09,644 --> 00:54:11,646 it only has one crusty corner. 1312 00:54:11,679 --> 00:54:12,780 I got more in the car. 1313 00:54:13,749 --> 00:54:15,452 What you talkin' about? 1314 00:54:15,485 --> 00:54:16,419 Gervase! 1315 00:54:16,453 --> 00:54:17,786 What the fuck is going on here? 1316 00:54:17,820 --> 00:54:21,491 Gervase, there's policeman and press outside 1317 00:54:21,524 --> 00:54:22,758 and Summer's been on her phone all day, 1318 00:54:22,791 --> 00:54:26,529 and you are trending on every social media that there is. 1319 00:54:26,563 --> 00:54:28,730 You're back on top, buddy! 1320 00:54:28,764 --> 00:54:30,401 Back on top! 1321 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:33,070 You just saved your own career. 1322 00:54:33,104 --> 00:54:36,907 We are gonna do big things together, big things! 1323 00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:37,942 That was not sexual. 1324 00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:40,845 Hey, Summer. 1325 00:54:42,246 --> 00:54:43,713 Whew, what a dump. 1326 00:54:44,982 --> 00:54:46,985 I don't remembering eating that. 1327 00:54:47,018 --> 00:54:49,955 Can smell thing, hey where are you guys going? 1328 00:54:49,988 --> 00:54:51,256 What- Oh, no, there's one more, 1329 00:54:51,289 --> 00:54:52,756 there's one more! 1330 00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:54,259 Hello, how are you? 1331 00:54:54,292 --> 00:54:55,093 Good, how are you? 1332 00:54:55,127 --> 00:54:56,061 What's your name? 1333 00:54:56,094 --> 00:54:56,895 Summer. 1334 00:54:56,928 --> 00:54:58,063 Summer, I'm Tanner. 1335 00:54:58,096 --> 00:54:58,897 Hi, Tanner. 1336 00:54:58,930 --> 00:54:59,763 You like wrestling? 1337 00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:00,932 Oh, absolutely. 1338 00:55:00,966 --> 00:55:01,834 Come over my parents house 1339 00:55:01,868 --> 00:55:03,269 every Monday night, pizza night. 1340 00:55:03,302 --> 00:55:04,103 Okay. 1341 00:55:04,137 --> 00:55:05,138 Monday night. 1342 00:55:05,171 --> 00:55:06,239 Thank you so much. 1343 00:55:06,272 --> 00:55:09,275 Rochester Big and Tall romper sale, romper madness. 1344 00:55:09,308 --> 00:55:11,110 Hey, email me, okay. Okay. 1345 00:55:11,144 --> 00:55:14,013 Wrestlingfan316machoman@hotmail. org. 1346 00:55:14,046 --> 00:55:15,448 I think I love you. 1347 00:55:56,358 --> 00:55:57,326 State your name. 1348 00:55:57,359 --> 00:55:58,327 Ray Martin. 1349 00:55:58,360 --> 00:55:59,495 State your name. 1350 00:55:59,528 --> 00:56:00,496 Summer Andrews. 1351 00:56:00,529 --> 00:56:02,097 State your name. 1352 00:56:02,131 --> 00:56:05,168 Tanner, Tanner Murphy, two N's, one T. 1353 00:56:05,202 --> 00:56:06,369 Have you ever been arrested? 1354 00:56:06,403 --> 00:56:07,770 No, I never been arrested. 1355 00:56:07,803 --> 00:56:09,805 This is great, I never been in one of these. 1356 00:56:09,839 --> 00:56:11,308 Have you ever been arrested? 1357 00:56:11,341 --> 00:56:14,077 Yeah, I've been a bad girl. 1358 00:56:14,110 --> 00:56:15,078 Have you ever been arrested? 1359 00:56:15,111 --> 00:56:17,080 Arrested, no, no, no, I don't get arrested. 1360 00:56:17,113 --> 00:56:20,116 I've never, I'm a big fan of "Cops", love the show. 1361 00:56:20,150 --> 00:56:22,119 Describe your relationship with Gervase. 1362 00:56:22,153 --> 00:56:23,921 Professional, he's great. 1363 00:56:23,955 --> 00:56:26,023 You ever see the episode where the guy stole the cop car? 1364 00:56:26,057 --> 00:56:27,091 He's wife chased him down, 1365 00:56:27,124 --> 00:56:28,392 you guys couldn't get 'em. 1366 00:56:28,426 --> 00:56:31,195 And remember he ran, he got away 1367 00:56:31,229 --> 00:56:32,729 but that doesn't matter. 1368 00:56:32,762 --> 00:56:34,731 Gervase, did I see him on the news? 1369 00:56:34,764 --> 00:56:35,566 Are you kiddin' me? 1370 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,135 This guys all over the place. 1371 00:56:37,169 --> 00:56:38,803 I shoulda let him keep the damn hat. 1372 00:56:38,836 --> 00:56:41,039 It wouldn't been incredible for my business. 1373 00:56:41,073 --> 00:56:43,242 Speaking of business, do you like meatballs? 1374 00:56:43,275 --> 00:56:46,011 Goddamn, got old. 1375 00:56:46,044 --> 00:56:46,845 He looks like shit. 1376 00:56:46,878 --> 00:56:48,013 I got a meatball sandwich. 1377 00:56:49,147 --> 00:56:50,382 It'll knock your socks off. 1378 00:56:50,415 --> 00:56:52,017 Did you kidnap Gervase? 1379 00:56:52,050 --> 00:56:54,721 No, but I'd love to kidnap you. 1380 00:56:54,753 --> 00:56:56,356 Did you kidnap Gervase? 1381 00:56:56,389 --> 00:56:57,557 No. 1382 00:56:57,590 --> 00:57:00,293 I turned my back for one second he takes the tincture. 1383 00:57:00,326 --> 00:57:02,095 The tincture is meant for sipping. 1384 00:57:02,128 --> 00:57:04,430 It will relax his muscles and help him quite a bit. 1385 00:57:04,464 --> 00:57:07,100 He took the whole thing, he's probably dead. 1386 00:57:07,133 --> 00:57:08,534 Start from the beginning, Gervase. 1387 00:57:08,568 --> 00:57:10,337 Tell me about the last 24 hours. 1388 00:57:10,371 --> 00:57:12,273 Yesterday was my first interview 1389 00:57:12,306 --> 00:57:14,408 for a movie I'm not even proud of. 1390 00:57:14,441 --> 00:57:16,844 Did you ever get enjoyment from tying people up? 1391 00:57:16,877 --> 00:57:18,379 Handcuffs are more my thing. 1392 00:57:18,412 --> 00:57:19,580 I was Tanner's phone call, 1393 00:57:19,613 --> 00:57:21,315 he called me, said, "He was in jail." 1394 00:57:21,348 --> 00:57:22,249 I ran right down. 1395 00:57:24,652 --> 00:57:26,688 So I'd like to be put in a cell with him. 1396 00:57:26,721 --> 00:57:27,889 I think I killed Gervase. 1397 00:57:27,922 --> 00:57:29,090 Did I kill Gervase? 1398 00:57:29,124 --> 00:57:30,659 Have I, is he dead, is he dead? 1399 00:57:32,961 --> 00:57:34,795 Oh fuck! 1400 00:57:34,828 --> 00:57:35,664 Enough! 1401 00:57:37,332 --> 00:57:39,134 Well, I just knew there was something wrong 1402 00:57:39,167 --> 00:57:40,936 when he didn't show up last night. 1403 00:57:43,673 --> 00:57:47,143 Ma'am, what's your relationship with Gervase? 1404 00:57:48,244 --> 00:57:49,979 Oh, we're lovers of course. 1405 00:57:51,813 --> 00:57:52,715 Of course. 1406 00:57:53,883 --> 00:57:55,017 Now if you wanna get out of here 1407 00:57:55,051 --> 00:57:57,387 you need to tell us everything. 1408 00:57:57,421 --> 00:57:58,255 Everything? 1409 00:58:00,324 --> 00:58:02,092 It all started when I was in the eighth grade 1410 00:58:02,125 --> 00:58:03,694 I failed my math maintenance test, 1411 00:58:03,727 --> 00:58:05,429 I took it home, didn't show my mom, 1412 00:58:05,462 --> 00:58:07,030 threw it down the sewer, 1413 00:58:07,064 --> 00:58:09,199 then the bad habits just started. 1414 00:58:09,232 --> 00:58:10,500 Wait that was Gervase? 1415 00:58:11,335 --> 00:58:12,302 In my bar. 1416 00:58:13,204 --> 00:58:15,073 Man, I didn't even recognize that dude. 1417 00:58:15,106 --> 00:58:18,676 I started smoking cigarettes, masturbating, watching porn, 1418 00:58:18,710 --> 00:58:21,446 smoking cigarettes while masturbating while watching porn, 1419 00:58:21,479 --> 00:58:22,547 it was horrible. 1420 00:58:22,580 --> 00:58:25,450 And that's when Tanner knocked Gervase on his ass. 1421 00:58:25,483 --> 00:58:28,921 Tanner did not knock me out, I fell. 1422 00:58:28,954 --> 00:58:30,823 Then I got expelled from high school, 1423 00:58:30,856 --> 00:58:33,025 I didn't know she was a nun, she was in plain clothes. 1424 00:58:33,058 --> 00:58:34,226 Enough! 1425 00:58:34,259 --> 00:58:36,762 Everything about Gervase. 1426 00:58:36,795 --> 00:58:41,800 Oh, Gervase, oh, well, I just got done pumpin' some iron. 1427 00:58:42,901 --> 00:58:46,906 I can't be handing out tinctures, I'm not a doctor. 1428 00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:50,543 This is not a doctor's coat, this is lounge wear. 1429 00:58:50,577 --> 00:58:51,711 After I knocked him out 1430 00:58:51,745 --> 00:58:53,113 we took 'em to my buddy the Doctor, 1431 00:58:53,146 --> 00:58:54,381 we didn't know where else to go. 1432 00:58:54,414 --> 00:58:55,648 This guys a really good friend of mine, 1433 00:58:55,682 --> 00:58:56,483 we took him in there, 1434 00:58:56,516 --> 00:58:57,684 I thought he'd help him out, 1435 00:58:57,717 --> 00:58:59,319 I went along with whatever he said. 1436 00:58:59,352 --> 00:59:00,821 He just wouldn't stop talking, 1437 00:59:00,856 --> 00:59:02,056 he memorizes me when he talks. 1438 00:59:02,089 --> 00:59:03,591 He's a really interesting fella. 1439 00:59:03,624 --> 00:59:05,726 You gonna keep somebody warm at night. 1440 00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:06,961 I'm not a kidnapper. 1441 00:59:06,994 --> 00:59:08,796 I never kidnapped anything in my entire life. 1442 00:59:08,829 --> 00:59:11,065 Kidnapping is a serious situation, all right. 1443 00:59:11,098 --> 00:59:13,300 This is something you really can't mess around with. 1444 00:59:13,334 --> 00:59:15,202 It's not uncommon for people in your position 1445 00:59:15,236 --> 00:59:17,806 to wanna defend their abductors, 1446 00:59:17,839 --> 00:59:19,975 it's called Stockholm syndrome. 1447 00:59:20,008 --> 00:59:20,842 What? 1448 00:59:22,477 --> 00:59:23,278 Finish this off. 1449 00:59:23,311 --> 00:59:24,146 I gotta take a piss. 1450 00:59:36,392 --> 00:59:38,995 Oh my God, I can't believe I'm a felon, I'm a felon. 1451 00:59:39,028 --> 00:59:40,530 How can I be a felon I was a Boy Scout once? 1452 00:59:40,563 --> 00:59:42,665 Oh my God, please get me out of here. 1453 00:59:42,698 --> 00:59:44,033 Please, I'll do anything God. 1454 00:59:44,066 --> 00:59:45,368 I'll get rid of my porn 1455 00:59:45,401 --> 00:59:46,736 except for the one "Hustler" 1456 00:59:46,769 --> 00:59:48,304 'cause I really like that one. 1457 00:59:48,337 --> 00:59:50,040 Oh, please, please get us out of this. 1458 00:59:50,073 --> 00:59:50,875 Please, please. 1459 00:59:50,909 --> 00:59:51,842 - Tanner. - Ray. 1460 00:59:51,876 --> 00:59:53,477 God doesn't hear ya hear. 1461 00:59:53,510 --> 00:59:54,913 Sorry. 1462 00:59:56,915 --> 00:59:57,815 Why are we here? 1463 01:00:00,150 --> 01:00:01,618 You fucked up flounder. 1464 01:00:03,153 --> 01:00:05,223 I just wanted to help you, pop. 1465 01:00:05,256 --> 01:00:09,761 No, you help me, you help me more than you know. 1466 01:00:11,196 --> 01:00:13,965 You gave me grandkids. 1467 01:00:13,998 --> 01:00:16,434 So much fucking fun. 1468 01:00:17,937 --> 01:00:20,941 When I think of the fun your mother would have with them 1469 01:00:20,973 --> 01:00:22,675 ah, my heart melts. 1470 01:00:25,644 --> 01:00:28,414 Look don't worry about losing the business. 1471 01:00:28,447 --> 01:00:29,281 Yeah. 1472 01:00:29,315 --> 01:00:30,884 Life's about more than that, okay. 1473 01:00:30,917 --> 01:00:35,788 It's about what ya leave behind, your legacy. 1474 01:00:37,657 --> 01:00:40,862 I've always thought that when ya die ya die twice, 1475 01:00:40,895 --> 01:00:44,464 first time when ya, you know actually die 1476 01:00:44,498 --> 01:00:49,469 and the second time when the last person mentions your name. 1477 01:00:51,037 --> 01:00:53,641 Now with those kids they're never 1478 01:00:53,674 --> 01:00:55,944 gonna forget your mother's name. 1479 01:00:55,978 --> 01:00:57,278 Yeah. 1480 01:00:57,311 --> 01:01:00,314 And because of you nobody's 1481 01:01:00,348 --> 01:01:03,184 gonna forget that Gervase's name. 1482 01:01:04,185 --> 01:01:05,286 What an asshole. 1483 01:01:05,319 --> 01:01:06,721 Oh, come on, he's fine. 1484 01:01:09,525 --> 01:01:11,293 You done good kiddo. 1485 01:01:11,326 --> 01:01:12,127 Thanks, Dad. 1486 01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:13,562 I'm proud of ya. 1487 01:01:13,595 --> 01:01:14,429 I love ya. 1488 01:01:17,699 --> 01:01:20,836 Oh no, no, no just blow me with the slow clap. 1489 01:01:20,870 --> 01:01:21,703 No. 1490 01:01:23,105 --> 01:01:25,308 It would be my honor, sir. 1491 01:01:25,341 --> 01:01:27,878 I guess that's the wrong thing to say in jail. 1492 01:01:27,912 --> 01:01:29,279 Right time wrong place. 1493 01:01:30,146 --> 01:01:31,447 No, please stop. 1494 01:01:31,481 --> 01:01:32,749 Got it, rain check. 1495 01:01:38,956 --> 01:01:41,392 Well, we gotta let these assholes go. 1496 01:01:43,093 --> 01:01:45,396 You know this story is so unbelievable 1497 01:01:45,429 --> 01:01:46,932 that it's almost believable. 1498 01:01:46,965 --> 01:01:49,533 Yeah, millennials, what ya gonna do? 1499 01:01:49,567 --> 01:01:52,703 Everybody's got a cellphone and a camera on it. 1500 01:01:52,736 --> 01:01:54,405 You know you can't even get in a fight with somebody 1501 01:01:54,438 --> 01:01:55,839 and throw them in your car. 1502 01:01:55,874 --> 01:01:56,876 Now when I was a kid, 1503 01:01:56,909 --> 01:01:59,311 when I was a kid ya got in a fight that was it. 1504 01:01:59,344 --> 01:02:01,580 You throw somebody in the back of your trunk they disappear. 1505 01:02:01,613 --> 01:02:02,915 They still haven't found my Uncle Louie, 1506 01:02:02,949 --> 01:02:05,317 God rest his soul, maybe, we don't know. 1507 01:02:08,453 --> 01:02:09,688 What ya gonna do? 1508 01:02:10,655 --> 01:02:15,194 Oh, by the way Gervais's agent's here, paid the bail. 1509 01:02:16,162 --> 01:02:18,031 Don't take it so hard kid, all right. 1510 01:02:19,332 --> 01:02:20,166 Ya did good. 1511 01:02:21,467 --> 01:02:22,835 It's Gervase. 1512 01:02:22,869 --> 01:02:23,703 Whatever. 1513 01:02:27,406 --> 01:02:29,509 Let's go get these assholes out of here. 1514 01:02:35,382 --> 01:02:38,151 Martins, romper boy! 1515 01:02:40,287 --> 01:02:41,889 Love ya guys. 1516 01:02:41,923 --> 01:02:42,823 Good luck. 1517 01:02:45,193 --> 01:02:47,695 You must be Ray. 1518 01:02:47,729 --> 01:02:48,998 Yeah. 1519 01:02:49,031 --> 01:02:51,066 I just wanted to thank you. 1520 01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:52,200 For what? 1521 01:02:52,233 --> 01:02:54,569 New revenue streams. 1522 01:02:54,602 --> 01:02:55,570 Is this your lover? 1523 01:02:56,404 --> 01:02:57,438 It's my father. 1524 01:02:57,472 --> 01:03:00,441 Ooh, Mr. Ray, well hello. 1525 01:03:01,377 --> 01:03:02,845 So I thought I should tell you 1526 01:03:02,879 --> 01:03:04,279 that Gervase told the police, 1527 01:03:04,313 --> 01:03:08,051 "That it was all just a big misunderstanding." 1528 01:03:09,585 --> 01:03:11,687 So why don't you buy me a drink. 1529 01:03:13,622 --> 01:03:14,456 Okay. 1530 01:03:15,658 --> 01:03:16,458 Follow me. 1531 01:03:21,531 --> 01:03:22,967 Oh my God, I'm free, I'm- 1532 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,870 - Hey, you were in here for 58 minutes. 1533 01:03:25,903 --> 01:03:28,271 - That's a long time. - Get your ass out. 1534 01:03:29,706 --> 01:03:30,540 Comin'. 1535 01:03:31,741 --> 01:03:33,477 Nah, nah, I'm good. 1536 01:03:35,279 --> 01:03:36,081 You guys are taking 1537 01:03:36,114 --> 01:03:37,548 this no snitches way too far. 1538 01:03:42,753 --> 01:03:44,056 We're a team now. 1539 01:03:44,089 --> 01:03:45,623 I gotta represent in here. 1540 01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:49,628 We're a team. 1541 01:03:51,296 --> 01:03:52,664 Tanner, get emails! 1542 01:03:59,538 --> 01:04:01,040 This is Cisco in the City 1543 01:04:01,074 --> 01:04:04,342 and I'm sitting here with my main man Gervase Peterson. 1544 01:04:04,376 --> 01:04:06,279 Gervase, I mean this is fantastic, man. 1545 01:04:06,312 --> 01:04:07,780 I mean literally a year ago 1546 01:04:07,814 --> 01:04:09,549 I mistakenly reported that you were missing 1547 01:04:09,582 --> 01:04:11,018 and the whole world thought that you were missing. 1548 01:04:11,051 --> 01:04:12,251 They thought you were kidnapped 1549 01:04:12,285 --> 01:04:13,319 but now look at you. 1550 01:04:13,352 --> 01:04:16,156 I mean shit is, ooh, can I curse? 1551 01:04:16,190 --> 01:04:17,991 One, ya get one. 1552 01:04:18,025 --> 01:04:18,992 Shit is crazy. 1553 01:04:19,026 --> 01:04:20,094 You get two. 1554 01:04:21,528 --> 01:04:23,164 After the incident you know everything 1555 01:04:23,198 --> 01:04:24,331 just fell into place for me 1556 01:04:24,364 --> 01:04:27,102 and God works in mysterious ways. 1557 01:04:27,135 --> 01:04:29,436 So you just finished a M. Night film 1558 01:04:29,470 --> 01:04:31,605 and he bought the rights to your life story too. 1559 01:04:31,638 --> 01:04:34,075 Yeah, that was crazy. 1560 01:04:34,109 --> 01:04:35,977 You know we start filming early next year. 1561 01:04:36,010 --> 01:04:37,412 We're already in pre-production. 1562 01:04:37,445 --> 01:04:38,881 Son of a bitch. 1563 01:04:38,914 --> 01:04:40,615 - What? - Think about it man. 1564 01:04:40,648 --> 01:04:41,750 - Gervase. - Ya fell of the face 1565 01:04:41,783 --> 01:04:44,686 of the earth, ya get kidnapped, your story goes viral 1566 01:04:44,719 --> 01:04:46,956 and now your back on top of the world. 1567 01:04:46,989 --> 01:04:48,556 Can you believe that? 1568 01:04:48,590 --> 01:04:51,326 No, at least somebody made out on this deal. 1569 01:04:51,359 --> 01:04:52,161 I would say so. 1570 01:04:52,194 --> 01:04:55,331 And I have an awesome agent 1571 01:04:55,364 --> 01:04:58,434 and I just hired a great manager. 1572 01:04:59,568 --> 01:05:00,402 Cecily, how are ya? 1573 01:05:00,436 --> 01:05:01,670 - That's- - My pleasure. 1574 01:05:01,704 --> 01:05:02,772 That's Cisco. 1575 01:05:02,805 --> 01:05:04,273 Right. 1576 01:05:04,306 --> 01:05:05,341 Yeah, we got some great things 1577 01:05:05,374 --> 01:05:06,809 in the works for old Gervase here, 1578 01:05:06,842 --> 01:05:08,211 a little "Dancing with the Stars", 1579 01:05:08,245 --> 01:05:09,579 a little "Survivor" reunion. 1580 01:05:09,613 --> 01:05:10,781 - Nice. - Right. 1581 01:05:10,814 --> 01:05:12,382 And wanna tell the good news? 1582 01:05:12,415 --> 01:05:13,617 Sure, we're engaged. 1583 01:05:15,485 --> 01:05:16,386 Beautiful. 1584 01:05:16,419 --> 01:05:18,189 Man, look at this lovely couple here. 1585 01:05:18,222 --> 01:05:19,790 You guys are sharp as a tack. 1586 01:05:19,823 --> 01:05:21,625 You must be going somewhere tonight. 1587 01:05:22,793 --> 01:05:23,593 - No. - No. 1588 01:05:23,627 --> 01:05:24,462 No, just Tuesday. 1589 01:05:25,663 --> 01:05:26,999 Son of a bitch. 1590 01:05:29,968 --> 01:05:30,802 What's up, bud? 1591 01:05:30,835 --> 01:05:31,736 Hey man, package for Ray Martin Jr. 1592 01:05:31,769 --> 01:05:32,570 - That's me. - That's you. 1593 01:05:32,603 --> 01:05:34,472 - Yep. - Hey man, thanks. 1594 01:05:34,505 --> 01:05:35,640 Son of a bitch. 1595 01:05:40,914 --> 01:05:42,215 Dear Ray, thank you 1596 01:05:42,248 --> 01:05:44,316 for everything you did for me. 1597 01:05:45,517 --> 01:05:47,020 I can't believe how much someone's life 1598 01:05:47,053 --> 01:05:49,388 can change within 24 hours 1599 01:05:49,421 --> 01:05:50,722 and even more in a year. 1600 01:05:53,226 --> 01:05:54,459 You came into my life at a time 1601 01:05:54,493 --> 01:05:57,363 when I needed something to pick me up. 1602 01:05:58,232 --> 01:06:00,700 It turns out that something was you. 1603 01:06:02,735 --> 01:06:05,371 You didn't have to do everything ya did for me 1604 01:06:05,405 --> 01:06:07,507 but out the kindness of your heart ya did. 1605 01:06:10,443 --> 01:06:11,245 What the hell? 1606 01:06:11,278 --> 01:06:12,479 I can't read it, what? 1607 01:06:12,513 --> 01:06:13,347 What? 1608 01:06:15,050 --> 01:06:18,086 I heard Hybrid Planet was closing down 1609 01:06:18,119 --> 01:06:23,124 so I wanna return the favor here's a check for $500,000. 1610 01:06:24,525 --> 01:06:25,593 That should be enough to get the company- 1611 01:06:25,626 --> 01:06:27,963 - No. - To where it needs to be. 1612 01:06:27,996 --> 01:06:29,531 Consider it an advance. 1613 01:06:32,767 --> 01:06:35,905 Peachie, ya did it again, girl. 1614 01:07:28,559 --> 01:07:29,827 Ah, hey, what's up, man? 1615 01:07:29,861 --> 01:07:32,264 You're Kabir. 1616 01:07:33,133 --> 01:07:34,034 Do I look like a Kabir, man? 1617 01:07:34,067 --> 01:07:35,701 I don't know, am I saying that wrong or? 1618 01:07:35,734 --> 01:07:37,270 You're saying, I don't even know who you're looking for. 1619 01:07:37,304 --> 01:07:38,138 We're not, I'm not a Uber, buddy. 1620 01:07:38,171 --> 01:07:40,739 No, it said, oh you're not my Uber? 1621 01:07:40,773 --> 01:07:41,607 Not an Uber. 1622 01:07:44,144 --> 01:07:45,678 I mean it says it was the right car. 1623 01:07:45,711 --> 01:07:47,013 What's your license plate? 1624 01:07:47,713 --> 01:07:49,616 - Oh fuck. - Fuck this.