1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,743 (bright music) 2 00:00:05,140 --> 00:00:08,476 - [Sam] Get ready for a "Game Changer." 3 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:10,193 Tonight's guests: 4 00:00:10,193 --> 00:00:11,843 Who the fuck is this guy? 5 00:00:11,843 --> 00:00:14,145 It's Jeremy Culhane. 6 00:00:14,145 --> 00:00:15,460 - Jambo. 7 00:00:15,460 --> 00:00:17,370 - [Sam] Business in the front, 8 00:00:17,370 --> 00:00:18,470 Joker in the back, 9 00:00:18,470 --> 00:00:19,886 Lou Wilson. 10 00:00:19,886 --> 00:00:21,941 - Jambo. (laughing) 11 00:00:21,941 --> 00:00:22,958 - You stole mine. 12 00:00:22,958 --> 00:00:24,841 - [Sam] And, the cat in the hat- - Wow. 13 00:00:24,841 --> 00:00:26,347 - Ally Beardsley. 14 00:00:26,347 --> 00:00:29,380 - Jambo! [Cheering] 15 00:00:29,380 --> 00:00:32,071 - And your host, me. 16 00:00:32,071 --> 00:00:35,179 I've been here the whole time. 17 00:00:35,179 --> 00:00:37,463 This is "Game Changer," 18 00:00:37,463 --> 00:00:40,170 The only game show where the game changes every show. 19 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:42,330 I am your host, Sam Reich. 20 00:00:42,330 --> 00:00:47,280 I am joined today by these three lovely contestants. 21 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,470 Now, you all understand how the game works. 22 00:00:49,470 --> 00:00:51,731 - No. - No, we don't. 23 00:00:51,731 --> 00:00:52,740 - ♪ Not at all ♪ 24 00:00:52,740 --> 00:00:54,369 - I paid someone. I found out everything. 25 00:00:54,369 --> 00:00:55,537 (cast laughing) - Fuck! 26 00:00:55,537 --> 00:00:56,984 That's right, our players have no idea 27 00:00:56,984 --> 00:00:58,479 What game it is they're about to play. 28 00:00:58,479 --> 00:01:01,350 The only way to learn is by playing. 29 00:01:01,350 --> 00:01:02,610 The only way to win is by learning, 30 00:01:02,610 --> 00:01:05,250 And the only way to begin is by beginning. 31 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:07,383 And what better place to begin 32 00:01:07,383 --> 00:01:09,691 Than the starting square? (Ominous music) 33 00:01:09,691 --> 00:01:11,637 - [Lou] But it has a 'don't step on it.' 34 00:01:11,637 --> 00:01:12,470 (Crew laughing) 35 00:01:12,470 --> 00:01:13,570 We're starting with don't step on it? 36 00:01:13,570 --> 00:01:15,660 - Pay attention to the color rather than the iconography, 37 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:17,307 And please, all three of you- 38 00:01:17,307 --> 00:01:18,140 - Oh my. 39 00:01:18,140 --> 00:01:20,557 - Make your way- - He didn't say Sam says. 40 00:01:20,557 --> 00:01:23,100 (cast laughing) 41 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:25,878 - [Jeremy] This is insane. - Who's who? I'm the hat. 42 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,900 - I wanna be the dog, I wanna be the dog! 43 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:29,427 - That works out great 'cause I'm the cannon. 44 00:01:29,427 --> 00:01:30,930 - But oh, no, players. 45 00:01:30,930 --> 00:01:32,730 Golly gosh, darn, gee whiz. 46 00:01:32,730 --> 00:01:35,626 Now, your podiums are looking a little lonely. 47 00:01:35,626 --> 00:01:36,459 (curtain rustling) 48 00:01:36,459 --> 00:01:37,965 - [Lou] What? - [Jeremy] There I am. 49 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:39,205 (Ally gasps) - [Lou] Hi. 50 00:01:39,205 --> 00:01:40,230 - Hi. - Hi. 51 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:41,063 - [Jeremy] Hello. 52 00:01:41,063 --> 00:01:44,408 - Players, I'd like you to meet Alexis, Devin and Iya. 53 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:45,840 They're going to be judging this competition, 54 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:50,130 Because I myself am not qualified today. 55 00:01:50,130 --> 00:01:51,480 - What the hell? 56 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:52,730 - Jeremy. - No. 57 00:01:52,730 --> 00:01:53,792 (Sam laughs) 58 00:01:53,792 --> 00:01:54,780 - [Ally] No. 59 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:56,490 - If you could please step forward 60 00:01:56,490 --> 00:01:59,820 Into our first square, Wild. 61 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:00,870 That's the tornado. 62 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:03,990 - I'm terrified. - This is really scary. 63 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,040 - Your prompt is: 64 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,340 Make me uncomfortable. 65 00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:09,892 - How big is it? 66 00:02:09,892 --> 00:02:11,083 (crew laughing) 67 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:12,360 Man to man, how big is it? 68 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:13,193 - [Sam] How big is- 69 00:02:13,193 --> 00:02:14,589 - Tell me how big your penis is. 70 00:02:14,589 --> 00:02:16,260 (levers clicking) 71 00:02:16,260 --> 00:02:18,990 My boss, tell me how big your dick is. 72 00:02:18,990 --> 00:02:21,810 I will show you mine if you show me yours. 73 00:02:21,810 --> 00:02:23,220 - You will show me- 74 00:02:23,220 --> 00:02:25,070 - I will pull out my dick 75 00:02:25,070 --> 00:02:27,320 On all these cameras. 76 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,790 - How the fuck long have we been playing this game? 77 00:02:29,790 --> 00:02:30,623 - [Ally] I know! 78 00:02:30,623 --> 00:02:32,330 - I don't like that. I don't like that. 79 00:02:32,330 --> 00:02:33,660 - We get rated. 80 00:02:33,660 --> 00:02:35,443 - Are we done or am I showing you my penis? 81 00:02:35,443 --> 00:02:37,800 (cast laughing) 82 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:42,270 - It looks like your scores are four, three and three. 83 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:45,720 Devin, otherwise known as Legal Eagle, your thoughts? 84 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:49,260 - We are dangerously close to a hostile work environment. 85 00:02:49,260 --> 00:02:52,350 If not just careening straight into it. 86 00:02:52,350 --> 00:02:54,860 - So showing your dick is hostile? 87 00:02:54,860 --> 00:02:55,740 (cast laughing) 88 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:58,980 - But, Jeremy, incredible opening move. 89 00:02:58,980 --> 00:03:02,250 That is a median three points for you. 90 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,380 You can go three steps, 91 00:03:04,380 --> 00:03:07,830 Which brings you all the way around, my friend, 92 00:03:07,830 --> 00:03:11,280 To the banana peel, or Liability. 93 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:12,480 - Oh. 94 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:17,220 - Lou, why don't you go ahead and step forward into Wild? 95 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:19,282 - Is it too late to step just out of the studio? 96 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:22,195 (cast laughing) 97 00:03:22,195 --> 00:03:23,145 (Ally imitates object boinging) 98 00:03:23,145 --> 00:03:24,595 - Lou, your prompt is: 99 00:03:24,595 --> 00:03:28,486 Draw on this cucumber. 100 00:03:28,486 --> 00:03:29,587 (curtain rustling) - Okay. 101 00:03:29,587 --> 00:03:33,657 (whimsical music) 102 00:03:33,657 --> 00:03:35,070 (cast laughing) 103 00:03:35,070 --> 00:03:36,960 - Interesting. Some sculpting going on. 104 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,900 - Oh. Oh, baby, he's perfected it. 105 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:42,720 - This is an awful sharpie to draw on this cucumber with. 106 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,820 It does not look better on the parts I bit out of, 107 00:03:44,820 --> 00:03:46,567 But I also have no idea what I'm doing. 108 00:03:46,567 --> 00:03:48,510 - (laughing) That wouldn't help. 109 00:03:48,510 --> 00:03:49,590 - [Ally] Oh no! 110 00:03:49,590 --> 00:03:50,870 - [Jeremy] You ate the marker. 111 00:03:50,870 --> 00:03:52,830 - I mean, can I just do... 112 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:54,952 - [Ally] Oh, no. (crew laughing) 113 00:03:54,952 --> 00:03:56,580 (levers clicking) 114 00:03:56,580 --> 00:03:58,530 - Oh, baby! 115 00:03:58,530 --> 00:03:59,640 - Sam, how big is it? 116 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,390 (cast laughing) 117 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:04,680 - Touch it, dude. 118 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,270 - Eugh! 119 00:04:06,270 --> 00:04:07,798 - What is this game? 120 00:04:07,798 --> 00:04:09,395 (cast laughing) 121 00:04:09,395 --> 00:04:10,890 What am I doing? 122 00:04:10,890 --> 00:04:13,200 - Let's see. We've got one in the bubble again. 123 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,530 We've got one all the way over. We've got one in the red. 124 00:04:16,530 --> 00:04:18,180 Tell me, Alexis, why do you think red? 125 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:20,880 - Indecency is only safe during Safe Harbor hours, 126 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,640 Which is 10:00 PM to 6:00 AM, so not now. 127 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:24,660 - Interesting. 128 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:25,967 - Safe Harbor? 129 00:04:25,967 --> 00:04:27,900 - Is this a nautical law? 130 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:30,300 - We were close to a hostile work environment before. 131 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:31,710 We are way on the other side 132 00:04:31,710 --> 00:04:33,150 Of hostile work environment now. 133 00:04:33,150 --> 00:04:35,220 - But I feel like if you're just like that 134 00:04:35,220 --> 00:04:36,960 And just don't do anything, don't touch, 135 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,768 I feel like that's like teetering on the side of like- 136 00:04:38,768 --> 00:04:39,601 - You thought about it. 137 00:04:39,601 --> 00:04:41,550 - So the cucumber went in the pants, 138 00:04:41,550 --> 00:04:43,080 But there was no follow up. 139 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:46,170 - There's no like sexual or gyration. 140 00:04:46,170 --> 00:04:51,000 - Lou, I am going to say that is also three points for you, 141 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,640 Which brings you all the way around. 142 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:54,577 - You can take it outta your pants, man. 143 00:04:54,577 --> 00:04:55,410 - [Sam] To Jeremy's square. 144 00:04:55,410 --> 00:04:56,243 - I think you can take out your pants. 145 00:04:56,243 --> 00:04:57,076 - Oh, look at that. 146 00:04:57,076 --> 00:04:59,807 - Just kinda like a DIY circumcision. 147 00:04:59,807 --> 00:05:01,500 (cast laughing) 148 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:02,914 - Don't jump with it. - I gotta jump with it. 149 00:05:02,914 --> 00:05:04,429 - Don't jump with it. 150 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:05,262 (Lou grunts) 151 00:05:05,262 --> 00:05:06,095 (rewinding screech) 152 00:05:06,095 --> 00:05:08,842 - Oh. (Lou screaming) 153 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:12,050 (Lou laughing) 154 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,583 - I didn't even have one and I felt that. 155 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:15,990 - And now go ahead and hand that back to Ash. 156 00:05:15,990 --> 00:05:17,310 Thank you so much. - Whoo. 157 00:05:17,310 --> 00:05:18,990 - Ash, do me a favor and just show off 158 00:05:18,990 --> 00:05:20,400 The nub there for a moment. 159 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,296 Jeremy, that size. 160 00:05:21,296 --> 00:05:22,770 (cast laughing) 161 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:23,910 - Oh, buddy. 162 00:05:23,910 --> 00:05:25,080 - Ally? - Yes. 163 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,022 - Would you please do us a favor 164 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:29,459 And step one square forward into Wild. 165 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:30,292 - Come on. 166 00:05:30,292 --> 00:05:32,022 - Come on, you sick freak. 167 00:05:32,022 --> 00:05:33,720 (cast laughing) 168 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,703 - Your prompt, Ally, is: 169 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:39,186 Propose a visual effect to go here. 170 00:05:39,186 --> 00:05:42,330 A classic prompt, often from the world of Sam Says. 171 00:05:42,330 --> 00:05:44,790 Let's see how Ally chooses to interpret this. 172 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:47,430 - Okay, I'm gonna keep this kinda simple. 173 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,990 - Love that for the sake of budget. 174 00:05:48,990 --> 00:05:50,910 - We open on a blood diamond. 175 00:05:50,910 --> 00:05:52,470 - Oh. - It cracks open 176 00:05:52,470 --> 00:05:56,730 And Mickey Mouse comes out, titties pierced, 177 00:05:56,730 --> 00:06:00,508 And he says, Nike, Just Do It. 178 00:06:00,508 --> 00:06:03,450 But as he's saying that, behind him, 179 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:06,960 You see the completely accurate Death Star flies forward. 180 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,666 That cracks open. 181 00:06:08,666 --> 00:06:10,770 ♪ Ba da ba ba ba ♪ 182 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:12,585 The Arches, I'm loving it. 183 00:06:12,585 --> 00:06:13,585 (lever clicking) 184 00:06:13,585 --> 00:06:16,920 (suspenseful music) 185 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:21,330 - Oh, Ally! It looks like you've woken 186 00:06:21,330 --> 00:06:23,667 Standards and Practices. 187 00:06:23,667 --> 00:06:24,675 (fearful laughter) 188 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:26,535 If you've ever heard of Don't Wake Daddy. 189 00:06:26,535 --> 00:06:28,730 - Oh my God! - Right. 190 00:06:28,730 --> 00:06:30,330 - Well, we're all grown up 191 00:06:30,330 --> 00:06:32,610 And we're not afraid of Daddy anymore. 192 00:06:32,610 --> 00:06:36,240 We're afraid of the legal consequences of our actions. 193 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:39,150 Two out of three of our legal specialists say 194 00:06:39,150 --> 00:06:41,280 That you've gone overboard. 195 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,493 Iya, tell us more. 196 00:06:42,493 --> 00:06:44,640 - I don't think the Mouse would be happy 197 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,347 To be surrounded by all of that. 198 00:06:47,347 --> 00:06:48,330 (cast laughing) 199 00:06:48,330 --> 00:06:52,440 There was the Star Wars and you said the exact replica, 200 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,840 And so, there's no way around that. 201 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:55,673 - Devin, agreed? 202 00:06:55,673 --> 00:06:58,050 - Best not to go after the entire universe 203 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:00,067 Of Disney properties at once. - Yep. 204 00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:02,610 - Ally, you've busted out, I'm afraid. 205 00:07:02,610 --> 00:07:04,650 Please return to start 206 00:07:04,650 --> 00:07:08,227 And issue an apology to our cancel cam. 207 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:09,397 - Wow. - Whoa. 208 00:07:09,397 --> 00:07:12,564 - Oh, oh shit. - Oh my God. 209 00:07:12,564 --> 00:07:14,010 - Damn, bro. 210 00:07:14,010 --> 00:07:17,743 - Look at it. - Damn, bro. Damn! 211 00:07:17,743 --> 00:07:19,230 - Wow. 212 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:24,030 I just wanted to say I'm really sorry 213 00:07:24,030 --> 00:07:26,817 To De Beers Diamond Co. 214 00:07:26,817 --> 00:07:28,650 (cast laughing) 215 00:07:28,650 --> 00:07:33,650 I am also sorry to Disney 216 00:07:34,975 --> 00:07:39,810 For saying that Mickey Mouse has pierced nipples, 217 00:07:39,810 --> 00:07:44,043 And I'm mostly sorry to this massive 218 00:07:44,043 --> 00:07:46,860 Girlboss. (cast laughing) 219 00:07:46,860 --> 00:07:50,433 She doesn't look happy with me, and I will try better. 220 00:07:50,433 --> 00:07:53,665 It's time for me to stop talking and to listen. 221 00:07:53,665 --> 00:07:54,660 (cast laughing) 222 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:56,635 - Don't forget McDonald's. 223 00:07:56,635 --> 00:07:58,031 ♪ Ba da ba ba ba ♪ 224 00:07:58,031 --> 00:07:58,864 (cast laughing) 225 00:07:58,864 --> 00:08:00,510 - Great. Art team, 226 00:08:00,510 --> 00:08:02,460 Let's put our lawyer back to sleep please. 227 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:04,175 - If you win, do you get to kill it? 228 00:08:04,175 --> 00:08:06,540 (cast laughing) 229 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:10,800 - Jeremy, you are smack in the middle of Liability 230 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,683 And your prompt is: 231 00:08:12,683 --> 00:08:16,508 Hit on "Game Changer" producers. 232 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:18,925 - Ooh. 233 00:08:18,925 --> 00:08:20,010 (cast laughing) 234 00:08:20,010 --> 00:08:22,680 Hey, watch and learn. 235 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,810 Hey, these are your friends? 236 00:08:24,810 --> 00:08:27,468 They're pretty cute, but not as cute as you. 237 00:08:29,164 --> 00:08:30,105 - Whoa. 238 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,603 - So how big is it? 239 00:08:34,603 --> 00:08:37,380 (cast laughing) 240 00:08:37,380 --> 00:08:39,180 Come on, tough guy, show me. 241 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:43,230 Oh, little neg, huh? Idiot, stupid. 242 00:08:43,230 --> 00:08:45,760 You want this, you want this ass, don't you? 243 00:08:47,130 --> 00:08:48,077 So how big is it? 244 00:08:48,077 --> 00:08:50,827 (cast laughing) 245 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,845 Mr. Refereeno. 246 00:08:54,928 --> 00:08:58,470 Why you come blow your whistle in my bed? 247 00:08:58,470 --> 00:08:59,303 - I don't like that. 248 00:08:59,303 --> 00:09:00,869 - You don't gotta like it 249 00:09:00,869 --> 00:09:02,502 (starting to question choices) for us to have a good time? 250 00:09:02,502 --> 00:09:05,340 (cast laughing) 251 00:09:05,340 --> 00:09:07,011 I should have stopped earlier. 252 00:09:07,011 --> 00:09:08,432 (cast laughing) 253 00:09:08,432 --> 00:09:11,220 - What? What? - Interesting. 254 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:14,220 That looks like just about consensus here. 255 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,203 Devin, tell us more. 256 00:09:15,203 --> 00:09:17,280 - Points added for making us all uncomfortable 257 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,058 And points deducted for lack of game. 258 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,008 - Mm-hmm, yeah, fair enough. 259 00:09:20,008 --> 00:09:21,920 (Ally guffaws) - Alexis, agree? 260 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,430 - You know, you can flirt with the camera, 261 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:24,870 But not your colleagues. 262 00:09:24,870 --> 00:09:26,280 Think about employment law here. 263 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:29,160 - But still, only the yellow really for all of you 264 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:29,993 And not the red. 265 00:09:29,993 --> 00:09:32,160 - It wasn't too bad. As he said, the game was no good. 266 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:32,993 - Mm. - Okay. 267 00:09:32,993 --> 00:09:33,955 - [Iya] Yeah. 268 00:09:33,955 --> 00:09:35,467 - Are you saying better game is more problematic? 269 00:09:35,467 --> 00:09:36,660 (cast laughing) 270 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,070 - Dude, if you were hotter. 271 00:09:38,070 --> 00:09:42,444 - Jeremy, let's put you two spots forward into Chance. 272 00:09:42,444 --> 00:09:43,650 (shoes thumping) - Boing. 273 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,540 - [Ally] You're closer to Mommy. - Lou. 274 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:46,470 - Yes, Sam? 275 00:09:46,470 --> 00:09:50,053 - From your spot on Liability, 276 00:09:50,053 --> 00:09:51,544 Would you please: 277 00:09:51,544 --> 00:09:53,660 Threaten Bluey. 278 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:54,750 - Hey, what's up? 279 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:56,460 My name is Lou Wilson, 280 00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:59,130 Comedian and actor from Los Angeles, California. 281 00:09:59,130 --> 00:10:01,338 I have a message for Bluey. 282 00:10:01,338 --> 00:10:03,750 I'm coming for you. 283 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:06,147 I'm going to find you and your yellow wife 284 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,460 And your blue son. 285 00:10:08,460 --> 00:10:12,300 When I find you, I'm gonna do something to you 286 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:15,120 And I'm gonna do it big and I'm gonna do it fast 287 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,590 And you're not gonna be able to stop me, 288 00:10:16,590 --> 00:10:19,680 You or your yellow wife or your orange neighbor. 289 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:22,504 I swear to God, Bluey. Is your wife named Yellow? 290 00:10:22,504 --> 00:10:24,981 (Lou mock-laughing) 291 00:10:24,981 --> 00:10:28,230 (Lou screaming) 292 00:10:28,230 --> 00:10:30,660 - So Bluey's a girl and doesn't have a wife. 293 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:32,900 - Is Bluey a girl? Bluey is the little one. 294 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:33,733 - Oh. 295 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,098 - The Bluey fans are gonna have a problem 296 00:10:35,098 --> 00:10:36,502 With the inaccuracy of it. 297 00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:38,164 - Legally, that probably helped me out. 298 00:10:38,164 --> 00:10:38,997 (cast laughing) 299 00:10:38,997 --> 00:10:40,705 - Not so much of a problem with this, Iya? - Nope. 300 00:10:40,705 --> 00:10:41,538 - Is that right? 301 00:10:41,538 --> 00:10:43,470 - He didn't really specify what he was gonna do 302 00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:44,730 Other than he was gonna do it. 303 00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:46,830 - That he was gonna do it big and he was gonna do it fast. 304 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:48,150 - Yeah, that could be anything. 305 00:10:48,150 --> 00:10:49,800 - Devin a little hotter as far as you're concerned. 306 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:53,103 - I don't love that he was threatening a child. 307 00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:54,120 - [Sam] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 308 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,040 - But yeah, I think first amendment protected 309 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,232 For the most part. - Mm. 310 00:10:57,232 --> 00:10:59,370 - I think a median of one point for you. 311 00:10:59,370 --> 00:11:02,460 That brings you one square forward into- 312 00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:03,768 - Uh-oh. 313 00:11:03,768 --> 00:11:04,801 - Indecency. 314 00:11:04,801 --> 00:11:06,840 - Ooh. - Wow. 315 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,790 - Ally? - New Beginnings. 316 00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:12,840 - Almost sing me a licensed song. 317 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,094 And for this, we have a little guitar for you. 318 00:11:15,094 --> 00:11:16,800 - Oh. - Oh wow. 319 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,450 - [Lou] Ally told me backstage the one thing 320 00:11:18,450 --> 00:11:20,073 they didn't wanna do was sing. 321 00:11:20,073 --> 00:11:21,480 (cast laughing) 322 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,783 - Hold on, sorry, sorry. I wrote the lyrics down. 323 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,057 (Lou laughing) 324 00:11:25,057 --> 00:11:27,068 - Okay, all right, all right, all right. 325 00:11:27,068 --> 00:11:31,532 (guitar strumming) 326 00:11:31,532 --> 00:11:33,795 ♪ Closing time ♪ 327 00:11:33,795 --> 00:11:36,278 (cast laughing) 328 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:37,111 (expectant silence) 329 00:11:37,111 --> 00:11:40,044 (cast laughing again) 330 00:11:40,044 --> 00:11:43,102 - Now, was that your official entry, Ally? 331 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:45,435 - That was my whole shot, dude. 332 00:11:45,435 --> 00:11:47,250 (cast laughing) 333 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,330 - What do we think of that? 334 00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:49,163 - I'm okay with that. 335 00:11:49,163 --> 00:11:49,996 - Yeah. - Okay. 336 00:11:49,996 --> 00:11:53,678 Ally, that's one step forward for you into Copyrights. 337 00:11:53,678 --> 00:11:55,344 - [Ally] Ooh. - [Lou] Comedy Central? 338 00:11:55,344 --> 00:11:56,460 - Comedy Central! - Comedy Central. 339 00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:58,170 - Thank you so much. - [Lou] Hey, good luck out there. 340 00:11:58,170 --> 00:12:00,450 - Jeremy? (footsteps pattering) 341 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:01,283 - Fast feet, baby. 342 00:12:01,283 --> 00:12:02,733 - You have landed on Chance 343 00:12:02,733 --> 00:12:04,290 And that means a Chance card for you. 344 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:05,815 Let's see which card. 345 00:12:05,815 --> 00:12:08,540 Cancel another player. (Ally gasps) 346 00:12:08,540 --> 00:12:10,650 Jeremy, who is it gonna be? 347 00:12:10,650 --> 00:12:12,600 - So this is awful, 348 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,460 Because that was one of the saddest things I've ever seen. 349 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:17,666 - Hey, listen. (Sam laughing) 350 00:12:17,666 --> 00:12:18,932 (tense music) 351 00:12:18,932 --> 00:12:20,190 Look, he's right on your tail, dude. 352 00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:22,200 - Brother. (cast laughing) 353 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,240 - Somebody say the nicest thing about me. 354 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,290 - Nah, kinda hard, dude. 355 00:12:26,290 --> 00:12:27,180 (cast laughing) 356 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,130 - You've got a beautiful hog. 357 00:12:29,130 --> 00:12:31,770 - He ain't wrong. (Ally laughing) 358 00:12:31,770 --> 00:12:33,960 - Look at me, I'm so many steps away. 359 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,670 - That's true. Lou, I gotta shoot you in the face. 360 00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:37,311 - Oh. - Oh. 361 00:12:37,311 --> 00:12:40,170 - Oh no, he's doing the cry baby. 362 00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:42,090 - [Sam] Lou, please roll all the way back 363 00:12:42,090 --> 00:12:44,070 To the starting position. 364 00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:46,710 - Hate me. Come for me online. 365 00:12:46,710 --> 00:12:47,952 - I'll come with you in a Comedy Central. 366 00:12:47,952 --> 00:12:50,693 - No, I have to keep going. Get outta the way. 367 00:12:50,693 --> 00:12:52,380 (cast laughing) 368 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,270 - Oh, it's like Chutes and Ladders! 369 00:12:54,270 --> 00:12:57,533 - Ahhh! I'm really making a meal of this, aren't I? 370 00:12:58,770 --> 00:13:03,240 - Please do me a favor and apologize to the cancel cam. 371 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,010 - What's up, chat? (cast laughing) 372 00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:07,200 I'm sorry, I'm a little dizzy right now, 373 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,690 But I just wanted to make this video 374 00:13:09,690 --> 00:13:13,830 While I was out at my lake house to say I'm sorry, Bluey. 375 00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:14,970 I'm sorry, Jeremy. 376 00:13:14,970 --> 00:13:16,650 I just wanted to win 377 00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,066 Because when I was young, 378 00:13:19,374 --> 00:13:21,942 (choked up) I didn't win 379 00:13:21,942 --> 00:13:22,775 And so this was my chance 380 00:13:22,775 --> 00:13:26,275 (sad mumbling) (cast and crew laughing) 381 00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:27,870 To win. 382 00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:32,580 I've realized that this moment is not one for me to speak, 383 00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:36,480 But one with which I will use my ears to listen. 384 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:37,860 (blows kiss) 385 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:41,710 - That was really heartfelt, Lou. (applause) 386 00:13:41,710 --> 00:13:43,335 Bravo. 387 00:13:43,335 --> 00:13:44,880 - [Ally] Wow. - Sorry, man. 388 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:45,845 - It's okay, dude. 389 00:13:45,845 --> 00:13:49,290 - A setback for you, but it is your turn up next. 390 00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:50,123 - Fantastic. 391 00:13:50,123 --> 00:13:52,800 - Please step forward into Wild. 392 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,942 Lou, would you please: 393 00:13:54,942 --> 00:13:58,167 Share a conspiracy theory? 394 00:13:58,167 --> 00:13:59,550 - My name's Lou Wilson, I'm an actor 395 00:13:59,550 --> 00:14:01,800 And comedian from Los Angeles, California. 396 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,320 It's recently come to my attention 397 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,963 That the McDonald's corporation is using blood diamonds 398 00:14:06,963 --> 00:14:08,130 (intense music) (cast laughing) 399 00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:10,860 To infect our children with rabies. 400 00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:15,253 Now, I know what you're gonna say. That sounds insane, Lou. 401 00:14:15,253 --> 00:14:17,490 You have to believe me. I've done the research. 402 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,500 I have talked to several doctors. 403 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,650 They have told me that they have looked into the fries. 404 00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:25,487 They're not even really potatoes. Think about it. 405 00:14:25,487 --> 00:14:27,510 The potatoes that are used to make the french fries, 406 00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:30,270 The little crystals? That is blood diamond 407 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,130 Meant to give our children rabies. 408 00:14:32,130 --> 00:14:36,240 - With a staggering median of three out of four. 409 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,210 The absolute sweet spot for you. 410 00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:41,916 Now, Iya, this was a bust for you. 411 00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:42,870 - Yeah. - Why do you think bust? 412 00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:46,740 - Because you're painting McDonald's in a negative light. 413 00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:49,050 You said research and doctors, 414 00:14:49,050 --> 00:14:51,390 And I feel like there's gonna be more than enough people 415 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,070 That could believe that. 416 00:14:53,070 --> 00:14:57,480 If you brought in that, so that can lead into problems. 417 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:00,600 - Your believability was the problem there, Lou. 418 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,630 - Devin, Alexis, still bad, but not that bad. 419 00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:05,640 - Yeah, highly fact-specific, 420 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:09,060 Implying that he knows unrevealed facts. 421 00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:12,900 Very defamatory, but just ridiculous enough 422 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,470 To bring me back. 423 00:15:14,470 --> 00:15:16,368 - They wouldn't feel threatened by it 424 00:15:16,368 --> 00:15:18,085 Because it was so ridiculous. 425 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,485 - I don't think they're gonna take Lou seriously. 426 00:15:20,485 --> 00:15:23,610 - Huh. Lou, let's bring you all the way back 427 00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:25,701 To Liability. - [Ally] Goddammit. 428 00:15:25,701 --> 00:15:27,955 (cast laughing) 429 00:15:27,955 --> 00:15:29,790 - Wow. - Right. 430 00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:33,510 - Which brings us back to Ally. 431 00:15:33,510 --> 00:15:34,343 - Yes. 432 00:15:34,343 --> 00:15:36,960 - Now, so far the Mouse has been bad luck for you. 433 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:37,793 - It's true. 434 00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:41,970 - Luckily, this is the royalty-free version. 435 00:15:41,970 --> 00:15:43,295 Would you: 436 00:15:43,295 --> 00:15:45,930 Dub Steamboat Willie? 437 00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:46,763 - Ooh. - Now, 438 00:15:46,763 --> 00:15:48,900 Steamboat Willie just entered the public domain. 439 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:49,733 - Got it. 440 00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:52,290 - Would you please stand by the monitor 441 00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:56,400 And provide voices for the cartoon you're about to see. 442 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,240 Ready, Ally? - Okay. 443 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,307 - Three, two, one. 444 00:15:59,307 --> 00:16:00,840 (squeaky mouse voice) - Oh, wow. 445 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,753 (deeper) - Hey, I've been doing a lot of research. 446 00:16:04,884 --> 00:16:08,370 - Oh no, let me put myself back together. 447 00:16:08,370 --> 00:16:12,030 - I looked at Facebook, lots of cool moms on there. 448 00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:13,650 - What? (blowing raspberries) 449 00:16:13,650 --> 00:16:16,890 - Yeah, we're talking about vaccines. Get back here. 450 00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:18,120 Ow - Ow. 451 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,520 - Oh no, my tits! 452 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,186 You didn't get a vaccine, did you? 453 00:16:22,186 --> 00:16:27,155 (raspy) - Of course, I did. The Fauci Ouchie. (laughing) 454 00:16:28,058 --> 00:16:29,088 (Ally speaking normally) - Did I win? 455 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,838 (cast laughing) 456 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:33,960 - I think you took the role 457 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,476 Of dubbing that pretty seriously. 458 00:16:35,476 --> 00:16:38,210 - Thanks, it matched up kind of seamlessly. 459 00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:39,180 (cast laughing) 460 00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:40,770 - [Sam] Seemed pretty innocent as far as you're concerned. 461 00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:42,510 - Ally is my favorite contestant 462 00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:45,090 Because there's no legal liability whatsoever. 463 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:46,114 - I'm squeaky clean. 464 00:16:46,114 --> 00:16:48,120 (cast laughing) 465 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:48,953 - All right, Ally, 466 00:16:48,953 --> 00:16:53,826 Let's bring you one spot forward into Defamation. 467 00:16:53,826 --> 00:16:56,280 - Oh, my favorite. (cast laughing) 468 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,750 - Jeremy, I'm gonna have you 469 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,917 Take one step forward into Wild. 470 00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:05,970 Something in three or less words. 471 00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:08,070 Tough to make a legal stink in three words or less. 472 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,030 - I believe. 473 00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:10,023 - Fuckin' 474 00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:13,610 RFK. 475 00:17:13,610 --> 00:17:15,330 (apprehensive giggles) 476 00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:16,604 Raw. 477 00:17:16,604 --> 00:17:19,470 (cast and crew laughing) 478 00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:21,284 It's how he likes it, probably. 479 00:17:21,284 --> 00:17:22,380 (Ally laughing) 480 00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:25,770 - You've got two in the yellow, one in the brown. 481 00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:27,231 - That's how Sam likes it. 482 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,910 - Now, Devin, is RFK known to be litigious? 483 00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:36,960 - RFK makes a lot of money by taking lawsuits 484 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:40,770 That people have and referring them to another law firm. 485 00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:44,040 - Like tries to cash in on those lawsuits. 486 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,183 - Wow. 487 00:17:45,183 --> 00:17:47,010 - Iya, a bust, as far as you're concerned. 488 00:17:47,010 --> 00:17:48,840 - It's a sexual innuendo. 489 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:51,030 - What innuendo am I doing? - Alexis? 490 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:52,350 - It's only three words. - Yeah. 491 00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:53,640 - So it's not too big of a deal. 492 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,930 - Saved by the prompt itself. 493 00:17:54,930 --> 00:17:57,095 - You can go ahead and take two more- 494 00:17:57,095 --> 00:18:01,412 - Wow, running away. - [Sam] Steps forward into Copyright. 495 00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:03,210 - Mommy, wake up. 496 00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:04,043 - Lou? 497 00:18:04,043 --> 00:18:05,220 - Sam Reich. 498 00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:09,184 - With your spot on Liability, would you please: 499 00:18:09,184 --> 00:18:12,094 Violate SAG by replacing yourself 500 00:18:12,094 --> 00:18:15,150 With a bystander from the street? 501 00:18:15,150 --> 00:18:18,480 If you go out this curtain, we have a PA standing by 502 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,190 Just to show you the exit door. 503 00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:21,023 - Uh-huh. 504 00:18:21,023 --> 00:18:22,920 - Whoever you find, if you can convince them, 505 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,937 Bring them back to replace you for a prompt. 506 00:18:27,215 --> 00:18:28,963 - Boing! (laughing) 507 00:18:28,963 --> 00:18:31,500 - There is a camera following you. 508 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,330 Boy, am I looking forward to seeing how this goes. 509 00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:34,620 - Mommy, isn't this fun? 510 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:35,820 - Mommy, wake up, Mommy. 511 00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:36,653 - Mommy, wake up. 512 00:18:36,653 --> 00:18:38,970 - [Lou] Excuse me, sir. Can I help you with that? 513 00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:40,890 - Oh my God. - Are you sure? Okay, cool. 514 00:18:40,890 --> 00:18:42,390 Would you be willing to come and participate 515 00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:43,710 In a game show with me? 516 00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,000 - Ally? - Yes. 517 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,437 - This is Defamation. 518 00:18:47,437 --> 00:18:48,270 (Ally whistles) 519 00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:52,339 Name who you think is on Epstein's list. 520 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:53,172 (crew member laughing) 521 00:18:53,172 --> 00:18:55,944 (cast and crew laughing) 522 00:18:55,944 --> 00:18:56,777 [Crew Member] Yes! 523 00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:03,720 - Okay, cool. This is who is definitely on Epstein's list. 524 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:07,836 Bill Gates, both Clintons, Donald Trump. 525 00:19:09,711 --> 00:19:11,133 Jeremy Culhane, 526 00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:13,585 (crew laughing) 527 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,096 And Don't Wake Mommy. 528 00:19:15,096 --> 00:19:20,096 - (laughing) Wow, something of a range here. 529 00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:22,020 First, Alexis, why do you think? 530 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,790 - Well, I always say if you're talking mess, 531 00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:25,080 You need to put it in a dress. 532 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,730 So dress it up in some comedy. 533 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,740 That was serious and you said definite. 534 00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:30,840 As far as I'm concerned, you're making accusations. 535 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,220 - So red and not yellow. 536 00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:33,840 Now, you weren't as concerned, Devin. 537 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,640 - Ally, for some reason, chose people 538 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,430 Who have well-documented ties to Jeffrey Epstein 539 00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:39,870 Except for Jeremy. 540 00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:43,020 - And that's my lawyer actually, and that's my lawyer. 541 00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:44,567 And that's my fucking lawyer. 542 00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:45,840 - And Iya? 543 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,990 - You did say like these are the people on the list. 544 00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:50,040 - I almost said allegedly, 545 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,910 But I need to catch up to Jeremy. 546 00:19:51,910 --> 00:19:56,640 - Well, I believe that the median here is in fact three. 547 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:57,473 - Whoo! 548 00:19:57,473 --> 00:20:00,330 - So Ally, that brings you all the way to Chance. 549 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:01,163 - I'm rooting for Ally. 550 00:20:01,163 --> 00:20:02,100 - Yeah, we're all rooting for Ally. 551 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,000 - We're rooting for you. 552 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,893 - We're not supposed to take sides, but we're taking sides. 553 00:20:04,893 --> 00:20:06,270 - Hell yeah. - What the hell? 554 00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:07,410 - Get fucked, pervert. 555 00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:09,270 - Mommy, wake up and get them. 556 00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:12,000 - I'm hearing that Lou has found someone. 557 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,833 - [Ally] No way. 558 00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:13,666 - [Sam] That was faster than I thought. 559 00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:14,499 - [Ally] You went to the gas station. 560 00:20:14,499 --> 00:20:16,590 - Come on Phil. What's up, fuckers? 561 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,000 You guys kept playing the game without me. 562 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,752 This is Phil by the way. - Yeah. 563 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,324 - Hello. - Hey, Phil. 564 00:20:21,324 --> 00:20:23,284 (crowd cheering) 565 00:20:23,284 --> 00:20:24,644 - Oh yeah. - We're good. 566 00:20:24,644 --> 00:20:28,052 - Phil, what could you tell us about yourself? 567 00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,550 - Um... I'm here. 568 00:20:29,550 --> 00:20:32,160 - You sure are. You sure are. 569 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,717 Do you have somewhere to be 570 00:20:33,717 --> 00:20:35,580 Or are you comfy being here for a few minutes? 571 00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:37,140 - Well, I was going somewhere 572 00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:40,920 That's why I was packing my car, but I can take a few. 573 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:41,937 - Here, I'll take your stuff. - Oh yeah. 574 00:20:41,937 --> 00:20:43,987 - Okay, cool. - Hell yeah. 575 00:20:43,987 --> 00:20:48,095 (Lou yelling demandingly) - Producers?! Thank you! 576 00:20:48,095 --> 00:20:50,574 (grunts) Phil, it's not normally like this. 577 00:20:50,574 --> 00:20:53,324 (cast laughing) 578 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,100 - Did anyone have you sign a release 579 00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,420 Before you came out here? 580 00:20:57,420 --> 00:20:58,950 - Nobody had me sign anything. 581 00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:01,830 - That's interesting. (laughing) 582 00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:05,370 In that case, we're legally in the yellow. 583 00:21:05,370 --> 00:21:08,610 And so, I'm going to say, Lou, two spots- 584 00:21:08,610 --> 00:21:09,700 - Goddammit. - To you and Phil. 585 00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:10,533 - Oh yeah. 586 00:21:10,533 --> 00:21:12,120 - You can join Ally in chance. 587 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:16,320 And with that Chance spot, it's time for a minigame. 588 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,960 This is a little minigame that we like to call 589 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,390 Like My Starbucks. 590 00:21:21,390 --> 00:21:24,390 Now, we played this game once before as Like My Coffee 591 00:21:24,390 --> 00:21:25,223 On "Game Changer." 592 00:21:25,223 --> 00:21:27,479 How it works is I'm gonna tee up for you 593 00:21:27,479 --> 00:21:31,640 A "I like my lovers like I like my blank." 594 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,426 You are then gonna raise your hand 595 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:36,060 If you have a one line joke to pitch me, 596 00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:38,370 And the person to give me the spiciest joke 597 00:21:38,370 --> 00:21:40,920 Without going over moves two steps forward. 598 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,647 But you can bust here if you're not careful. 599 00:21:42,647 --> 00:21:44,435 - I can bust here. Okay. 600 00:21:44,435 --> 00:21:45,992 (crew laughing) 601 00:21:45,992 --> 00:21:48,090 - Oh Lou, because Phil has joined you, 602 00:21:48,090 --> 00:21:50,730 You are gonna have to whisper your answers into Phil's ear 603 00:21:50,730 --> 00:21:52,680 And Phil will say them for us. 604 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,655 - My guy. (cast laughing) 605 00:21:54,655 --> 00:21:55,543 - Make it good. 606 00:21:55,543 --> 00:22:00,543 - All right, I like my lovers like I like my Starbucks. 607 00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:01,960 - Unionized. 608 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,290 - (laughing) You like your lovers unionized. 609 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,123 - I do. 610 00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:07,860 - Hot, disgusting, and filled with 19 year olds 611 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:08,853 On the inside. 612 00:22:09,690 --> 00:22:12,612 - That is dark. 613 00:22:12,612 --> 00:22:14,910 - I'm not proud of it. Jesus. 614 00:22:14,910 --> 00:22:15,750 - You wanna just read it? 615 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:16,620 - Yeah. - Set 'em up. 616 00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:19,620 - I like my lovers like I like my Starbucks coffee. 617 00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:22,960 - Black as the hands of the little underpaid 618 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,512 African children that picked it. 619 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,584 (crew cringe-laughing) 620 00:22:27,584 --> 00:22:28,417 (Sam laughs) 621 00:22:28,417 --> 00:22:29,525 (Lou acting affronted) - Phil! 622 00:22:29,525 --> 00:22:30,814 - Phil. - Phil! 623 00:22:30,814 --> 00:22:32,250 - I'm sorry. - Phil. 624 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:35,610 - Wow. Okay, we've got red, yellow, and yellow. 625 00:22:35,610 --> 00:22:37,993 That is gonna be tough to beat, my guy. - Wow. 626 00:22:37,993 --> 00:22:42,120 - I like my lovers like I like my Chick-fil-A. 627 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,590 - Just do the same thing, dude. 628 00:22:43,590 --> 00:22:45,283 - Yeah, Phil, run it back. 629 00:22:45,283 --> 00:22:48,150 (Sam laughing) 630 00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:52,835 - Hot, disgusting and filled with conservative virgin nerds. 631 00:22:52,835 --> 00:22:54,810 (Ally laughing) 632 00:22:54,810 --> 00:22:57,840 - Pretty innocent according to our legal team. 633 00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:01,835 - Anti-gay and full of blood diamonds in the fryer. 634 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:03,900 - [Sam] All right- 635 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:07,448 - I talked to multiple doctors 636 00:23:07,448 --> 00:23:09,464 From multiple universities. 637 00:23:09,464 --> 00:23:11,130 - [Sam] All right, we have a little bit of concern. 638 00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:12,960 - [Ally] I worry about Phil. - Get 'em, Phil. 639 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,100 Set him up, set him up. 640 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:18,060 - I like my lovers like I like my Chick-fil-A. 641 00:23:18,060 --> 00:23:22,080 - Closed on Sunday because of their Christian values, 642 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,105 So we've got to use the back door 643 00:23:25,105 --> 00:23:27,046 Also known as anal sex. 644 00:23:27,046 --> 00:23:29,460 (cast and crew laughing) 645 00:23:29,460 --> 00:23:31,512 - God damn, I found the right guy! 646 00:23:31,512 --> 00:23:32,940 (cast laughing) 647 00:23:32,940 --> 00:23:34,640 - Fucking hell. 648 00:23:35,559 --> 00:23:36,392 One more. 649 00:23:36,392 --> 00:23:39,767 I like my lovers like I like my 650 00:23:39,767 --> 00:23:41,858 Live Nation Ticketmaster. 651 00:23:41,858 --> 00:23:44,820 And be warned, we work with them. 652 00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:47,250 - Probably around for five more minutes 653 00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:49,714 Before getting disbanded by the US government. 654 00:23:49,714 --> 00:23:52,350 (cast laughing) 655 00:23:52,350 --> 00:23:54,990 - All right, all right. In the yellow. 656 00:23:54,990 --> 00:23:56,610 - At this point, I'm just making Phil say 657 00:23:56,610 --> 00:23:59,370 The nastiest shit I can. (cast laughing) 658 00:23:59,370 --> 00:24:02,019 - Fucking young artists for money. 659 00:24:02,019 --> 00:24:03,982 - Oh. - Whoa. 660 00:24:03,982 --> 00:24:05,943 Okay, all right. - Okay. 661 00:24:05,943 --> 00:24:07,800 - Some really genuine concern there. 662 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:08,970 - Phil, work your magic. 663 00:24:08,970 --> 00:24:12,990 - I like my lovers like I like my Live Nation Ticketmaster. 664 00:24:12,990 --> 00:24:15,298 - Preying on me like 665 00:24:15,298 --> 00:24:18,306 It's Jerry Seinfeld in Central Park. 666 00:24:18,306 --> 00:24:22,440 - And our lawyers? More or less fine. 667 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,759 - Two out of three, I'll take it. 668 00:24:23,759 --> 00:24:24,960 (cast laughing) 669 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,330 - Lou, you are the winner of our minigame. 670 00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:30,056 Phil, thank you so, so much. 671 00:24:30,056 --> 00:24:31,800 (applause for Phil) 672 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,370 Can we get Phil back his groceries? 673 00:24:35,370 --> 00:24:36,510 - See you, man. - We fisted. 674 00:24:36,510 --> 00:24:39,600 (laughing) - Wild. 675 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:44,460 Lou, you can move two squares forward into defamation. 676 00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:49,205 And Ally, please step one square forward into wild. 677 00:24:49,205 --> 00:24:51,140 Beardsley. - Yes? 678 00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:54,763 - Tell fans why they should unsubscribe. 679 00:24:54,763 --> 00:24:56,190 (Jeremy laughing) 680 00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:58,410 - Hey, what's up, fans. It's me, Ally Beardsley. 681 00:24:58,410 --> 00:25:00,510 I've been working for "Dropout" for a long time, 682 00:25:00,510 --> 00:25:03,780 But it's recently come to my knowledge 683 00:25:03,780 --> 00:25:05,826 That we have been bought by Palantir. 684 00:25:05,826 --> 00:25:06,942 (dramatic music) 685 00:25:06,942 --> 00:25:07,775 (lever clicking) 686 00:25:07,775 --> 00:25:09,060 It pains me to say so, 687 00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:13,140 But I've talked to five real doctors 688 00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:16,590 And they've all told me that you should unsubscribe 689 00:25:16,590 --> 00:25:18,810 Or you will get a brain worm. 690 00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:21,480 - Wow. This is jazz, we're bringing in RFK. 691 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,100 We're bringing in the doctors. 692 00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:24,330 - I've been saying that for a long time, 693 00:25:24,330 --> 00:25:25,860 Comedy is like jazz. 694 00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:28,410 - It looks like we're bringing up Palantir. 695 00:25:28,410 --> 00:25:30,450 - Honestly, I'm just happy to talk about a company 696 00:25:30,450 --> 00:25:31,856 Other than Disney at this point. 697 00:25:31,856 --> 00:25:32,970 (cast laughing) 698 00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:33,840 - Or McDonald's. 699 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:37,200 - Well, Ally, it looks like you're traveling two spaces up 700 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,600 To join Jeremy- - Whoo, to Comedy Central. 701 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:44,010 - At Copyright, which brings us back to Jer-jer. 702 00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:48,843 Would you draw us a new logo 703 00:25:48,843 --> 00:25:51,510 For Coca-Cola? 704 00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:54,060 Show us what this might look like. 705 00:25:54,060 --> 00:25:57,930 - That's so fun. A whole little bag of really good markers. 706 00:25:57,930 --> 00:25:58,763 - Oh my God. 707 00:25:58,763 --> 00:26:01,050 - And from our vantage point, we aren't gonna know- 708 00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:01,883 - [Jeremy] Yeah. 709 00:26:01,883 --> 00:26:03,570 - [Sam] What this is or isn't until Jeremy's done. 710 00:26:03,570 --> 00:26:06,153 (gentle music) 711 00:26:11,023 --> 00:26:12,480 You think anyone's gonna believe Phil? 712 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,090 Is he gonna go home and tell his wife about this experience? 713 00:26:15,090 --> 00:26:16,293 - [Lou] I don't know if Phil has kids, 714 00:26:16,293 --> 00:26:17,880 But I hope he tells his kids about me. 715 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,490 That's how you build a legacy is by touching strangers, 716 00:26:20,490 --> 00:26:22,860 People, making meaningful impacts in their lives. 717 00:26:22,860 --> 00:26:23,693 - [Sam] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 718 00:26:23,693 --> 00:26:26,070 - [Lou] Asking 'em to say strange things on camera. 719 00:26:26,070 --> 00:26:27,960 (cast laughing) - Okay, I'm ready. 720 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,300 - And Jeremy, go ahead and share that with us. 721 00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:32,166 - The new logo is a little bit of a story. 722 00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:34,050 - (laughing) Sure is. 723 00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:36,660 - Coca-Cola, I'm on Coke. - Yeah. 724 00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:37,920 - Oh wait, are you on Coke? 725 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:38,753 - Yeah. - I'm on Coke. 726 00:26:38,753 --> 00:26:40,050 - That's the new tagline. - Yeah. 727 00:26:40,050 --> 00:26:41,730 - That you've taken it upon yourself to create. 728 00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:42,563 - What was I supposed to do? 729 00:26:42,563 --> 00:26:45,780 - Yeah, the logo. Tagline can be part of a logo. 730 00:26:45,780 --> 00:26:48,210 - And then this guy snorting Coca-Cola. 731 00:26:48,210 --> 00:26:50,190 "Fuck, that's so good." 732 00:26:50,190 --> 00:26:52,012 This guy, "Make sure there's shit for me, 733 00:26:52,012 --> 00:26:53,070 I need to hit that." 734 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:55,568 - So there's two guys. - Men. 735 00:26:55,568 --> 00:26:56,803 (Sam laughing) 736 00:26:56,803 --> 00:26:58,165 Two men. - Cool. 737 00:26:58,165 --> 00:27:00,810 So I said guys, but you wanna gender it more. 738 00:27:00,810 --> 00:27:02,520 - I wanna gender it more. 739 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:06,480 - Ooh, pretty spicy. 740 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,060 Let me just make sure that you all get a good look at this. 741 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:11,940 - Well, there is that innuendo there, 742 00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:14,189 But I mean, it's also a little bit of a parody, but also- 743 00:27:14,189 --> 00:27:15,362 - Oh, it's not a parody. 744 00:27:15,362 --> 00:27:16,560 (Sam laughing). 745 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:17,790 You wrote at the bottom, trademark. 746 00:27:17,790 --> 00:27:21,210 - Yeah, they're snorting the Coca-Cola, which is brown. 747 00:27:21,210 --> 00:27:23,880 So that's why I'm a little bit more like safe 748 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,170 And not fully there. - Sure, sure, sure. 749 00:27:25,170 --> 00:27:27,390 - Yeah, just not that spicy, you know, again, 750 00:27:27,390 --> 00:27:28,860 Lack of game from Jeremy. 751 00:27:28,860 --> 00:27:29,940 - [Sam] Uh-huh, sure. 752 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:31,020 - [Devin] And- 753 00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:32,370 - Where'd you fucking find this guy? 754 00:27:32,370 --> 00:27:34,500 - I think 'I'm on Coke' is a great tagline for Coca-Cola 755 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,410 And only has a slight amount of innuendo. 756 00:27:36,410 --> 00:27:37,243 - [Sam] Oh. 757 00:27:37,243 --> 00:27:38,820 - I just can't agree with them, you know? 758 00:27:38,820 --> 00:27:41,430 I'll say this, copyright doesn't like copies. 759 00:27:41,430 --> 00:27:42,810 It's the same Coca-Cola logo, 760 00:27:42,810 --> 00:27:44,370 The cursive that they always do. 761 00:27:44,370 --> 00:27:46,800 Coke, I think it's more of a negative slur. 762 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,180 If anything, this would get us in trouble. 763 00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:49,170 We'd have to pay for this. 764 00:27:49,170 --> 00:27:51,210 - Hmm. - And I have game. 765 00:27:51,210 --> 00:27:52,343 (Ally and crew laughing) 766 00:27:52,343 --> 00:27:54,051 That's not a thing that a lawyer needs 767 00:27:54,051 --> 00:27:56,093 To concern himself with. - Damn, dude. 768 00:27:56,093 --> 00:28:00,510 - That is nonetheless two spots for you, Jeremy. 769 00:28:00,510 --> 00:28:02,838 - Whoo. - Bringing you to Indecency. 770 00:28:02,838 --> 00:28:04,500 - Ooh. - A two. 771 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:07,500 - That brings us back to Lou. 772 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:08,370 - I'm ready. 773 00:28:08,370 --> 00:28:10,140 - This guy wants to bust so bad. 774 00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:12,570 - I keep saying Mommy, I wanna bust. 775 00:28:12,570 --> 00:28:15,723 - Lou, simmering there on Defamation. 776 00:28:15,723 --> 00:28:17,348 I want for you to: 777 00:28:17,348 --> 00:28:19,831 Describe something we had to cut 778 00:28:19,831 --> 00:28:22,050 From earlier in the episode. 779 00:28:22,050 --> 00:28:23,490 - Hi, it's Lou Wilson, 780 00:28:23,490 --> 00:28:26,400 Actor and comedian from Los Angeles, California. 781 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,610 An interesting moment that I feel personally 782 00:28:29,610 --> 00:28:30,900 Like I would like to share with you 783 00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:33,390 That was cut from this episode that you will not see 784 00:28:33,390 --> 00:28:35,550 And that I believe is an injustice. 785 00:28:35,550 --> 00:28:38,820 Is that the man we found on the street, Phil. 786 00:28:38,820 --> 00:28:39,653 - Oh no. 787 00:28:39,653 --> 00:28:41,913 - At one point called me, my nigga. 788 00:28:41,913 --> 00:28:43,681 (cast and crew laughing) 789 00:28:43,681 --> 00:28:46,747 He pointed at me and he said, 790 00:28:46,747 --> 00:28:49,500 "That Lou Wilson, he's my nigga." 791 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:53,852 I was shocked and confused but felt the need to play along 792 00:28:53,852 --> 00:28:55,320 And I brought him into this space. 793 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,927 And so, I think I felt some onus to make it okay. 794 00:28:57,927 --> 00:29:01,350 And I said, everyone in here is allowed to call me my nigga, 795 00:29:01,350 --> 00:29:03,450 At which point each of the three lawyers up here 796 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:05,794 Pointed at me and said, "Okay, my nigga." 797 00:29:05,794 --> 00:29:07,127 (lever clicking) 798 00:29:07,127 --> 00:29:10,520 (cast laughing) 799 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,173 (Standards & Practices making uncomfortable noises) 800 00:29:12,173 --> 00:29:14,860 (wall thudding) 801 00:29:14,860 --> 00:29:17,610 (cast laughing) 802 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,705 - Let's bring out the cancel cam. 803 00:29:20,705 --> 00:29:21,538 - Okay. 804 00:29:21,538 --> 00:29:23,546 - Man, that's crazy, they're making you apologize. 805 00:29:23,546 --> 00:29:26,610 (cast laughing) 806 00:29:26,610 --> 00:29:30,150 - Welcome to America. (Devin laughing) 807 00:29:30,150 --> 00:29:31,980 - Oh, hey. (Sam laughing) 808 00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:33,900 It's me, actor and comedian Lou Wilson 809 00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:36,300 From Los Angeles, California. 810 00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:38,640 While on the set of "Game Changer," 811 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,330 I was called 'my nigga' by a number of lawyers 812 00:29:42,330 --> 00:29:44,880 And a strange man named Phil. 813 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,613 And when I spoke out about it, 814 00:29:48,613 --> 00:29:51,715 They attempted to silence me. 815 00:29:51,715 --> 00:29:56,192 So I'm sorry for speaking truth to power. 816 00:29:56,192 --> 00:29:58,058 RFK 2028. 817 00:29:59,790 --> 00:30:01,230 - Is there a place that we can send him 818 00:30:01,230 --> 00:30:02,567 That's before the start line. 819 00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:04,200 - Before the starting spot. 820 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,880 I happen to notice lawyers 821 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,680 That it's when he brought you into the mix 822 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,450 That we really went overboard. 823 00:30:09,450 --> 00:30:10,345 - Yeah. - Yeah. 824 00:30:10,345 --> 00:30:12,060 - We all know there's one group of people 825 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:14,820 That you cannot insult and it's the lawyers. 826 00:30:14,820 --> 00:30:16,380 It's the lawyers. 827 00:30:16,380 --> 00:30:17,783 - Oh, hey, it was so worth it 828 00:30:17,783 --> 00:30:20,333 To tell the audience what Phil actually is like. 829 00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:21,720 (cast laughing) 830 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,712 - Ally, would you: 831 00:30:23,712 --> 00:30:27,150 Puppet a fanfic scene? 832 00:30:27,150 --> 00:30:28,965 I'm gonna have art sent out to you 833 00:30:28,965 --> 00:30:32,250 Action figures from the real world of third party IP 834 00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:33,083 For you to puppet. 835 00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:35,310 - Oh shit. - Wow. 836 00:30:35,310 --> 00:30:37,470 - You can narrate them however you see fit. 837 00:30:37,470 --> 00:30:39,720 - Tell us a story, Ally. 838 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,315 - ['Shrek'] Wow. So this is the capital, huh? 839 00:30:42,315 --> 00:30:44,190 (cast laughing) 840 00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:45,780 Stick with me. 841 00:30:45,780 --> 00:30:49,440 We're really gonna show them how pissed off we are. 842 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,723 - [Raspy 'Minion'] Hey, did you guys hear that 843 00:30:51,723 --> 00:30:54,031 Nancy Pelosi's desk is open? 844 00:30:54,031 --> 00:30:55,860 (cast laughing). 845 00:30:55,860 --> 00:30:56,826 - ['Chester Cheetah'] That's perfect 846 00:30:56,826 --> 00:30:59,970 'Cause I have to take a huge shit. 847 00:30:59,970 --> 00:31:03,120 - ['Princess Leia'] Oh no, I'm the only security guard 848 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,919 That was hired for this entire event. 849 00:31:05,919 --> 00:31:08,430 - Everybody get back! 850 00:31:08,430 --> 00:31:11,910 - ['Gumby'] It's me, George Santos. 851 00:31:11,910 --> 00:31:13,470 I'm gonna get locked up one day, 852 00:31:13,470 --> 00:31:16,298 But then I'm gonna be free, death drop. 853 00:31:17,550 --> 00:31:21,688 - And this is one of the three doctors I consulted 854 00:31:21,688 --> 00:31:22,920 (cast laughing) 855 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,653 That told me this whole story was true. 856 00:31:25,653 --> 00:31:26,700 (cast laughing) 857 00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:29,940 - I see two out of four. That's not terrible. 858 00:31:29,940 --> 00:31:31,621 Iya, you're a little bit more on the edge. 859 00:31:31,621 --> 00:31:32,454 - Yeah. 860 00:31:32,454 --> 00:31:34,020 - Is it the action figures themselves 861 00:31:34,020 --> 00:31:35,100 And the IP they represent? 862 00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:37,230 Is it the topic that Ally chose? 863 00:31:37,230 --> 00:31:38,610 - I think it's a mix of both. 864 00:31:38,610 --> 00:31:40,230 You know, once you bring up politics, 865 00:31:40,230 --> 00:31:42,240 It's a little bit testy. 866 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,073 - And Devin? 867 00:31:43,073 --> 00:31:45,150 - Yeah, I would've liked to have seen more use 868 00:31:45,150 --> 00:31:47,480 Of the characters as the characters themselves rather than- 869 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:48,480 - Sure. 870 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,570 - I almost got to the part where Trump ordered 871 00:31:51,570 --> 00:31:53,840 A cheeseburger and just watched the news while eating it. 872 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:54,870 (cast laughing) 873 00:31:54,870 --> 00:31:56,401 - That is gonna be two steps forward for you- 874 00:31:56,401 --> 00:31:57,234 - Ooh. 875 00:31:57,234 --> 00:31:59,640 - [Sam] Into Indecency, bringing you 876 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,310 Neck and neck with Jeremy. - Welcome, the water's great. 877 00:32:02,310 --> 00:32:04,110 - Y'all having fun? - Besties forever. 878 00:32:04,110 --> 00:32:06,018 - Jeremy, would you: 879 00:32:06,018 --> 00:32:09,240 Improvise a porn intro. 880 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,374 And for this, I'd like to introduce you to Phoenix. 881 00:32:12,374 --> 00:32:13,953 Friend of the show, is in the 882 00:32:13,953 --> 00:32:16,967 Grant O'Brien bachelor episode of "Game Changer." 883 00:32:16,967 --> 00:32:18,724 - I'm a former nanny. - Mm-hmm. 884 00:32:18,724 --> 00:32:21,930 - I write poetry and sometimes I make anal porn. 885 00:32:21,930 --> 00:32:23,880 - What kind of a nanny? (Sam laughs) 886 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,440 - Phoenix is an adult performer, 887 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,750 Smutty writer and a wonderful human being. 888 00:32:27,750 --> 00:32:29,499 Phoenix, would you like to join Jeremy? 889 00:32:29,499 --> 00:32:30,332 - I will. 890 00:32:30,332 --> 00:32:33,027 - Can I stay? (cast laughing) 891 00:32:33,027 --> 00:32:34,443 - Hi. - Hi, Jeremy. 892 00:32:34,443 --> 00:32:35,640 - Nice meeting you. - Nice to meet you. 893 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,310 - Phoenix is going to be your scene partner. 894 00:32:38,310 --> 00:32:41,040 And in order to do this scene responsibly, 895 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,960 We're also going to require the help 896 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,212 Of an intimacy coordinator. 897 00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:45,045 - Hell yeah. 898 00:32:45,045 --> 00:32:47,187 - And so, I'd like to introduce Two-Straps. 899 00:32:47,187 --> 00:32:48,747 - Oh shit. - Ah. 900 00:32:48,747 --> 00:32:50,129 - [Jeremy] Wow. 901 00:32:50,129 --> 00:32:55,107 - Oh fuck, it's Two-Straps. What's up, dude? 902 00:32:55,107 --> 00:32:56,787 - Hey. - Whoo. 903 00:32:56,787 --> 00:32:58,050 - All right. Hello. 904 00:32:58,050 --> 00:33:00,120 The last time I was here on "Game Changer, 905 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,650 I was Sam's therapist. 906 00:33:01,650 --> 00:33:03,450 Sometimes you push people away and- 907 00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:04,283 - Push them away with 908 00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:06,150 Rigorously difficult game shows, for instance. 909 00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:08,100 - Exactly. - And I am changed. 910 00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:09,180 - Clearly. - Clearly. 911 00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:12,060 - But now I am on set as an intimacy coordinator 912 00:33:12,060 --> 00:33:14,040 And we wanna get the creative vision across 913 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,390 But within your boundaries. 914 00:33:15,390 --> 00:33:17,520 Typically, there's a power dynamic on set. 915 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,360 - You're taller than me. 916 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,710 - We could get an apple box, dude. 917 00:33:19,710 --> 00:33:21,457 - Shut up. (cast laughing) 918 00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:23,040 - And I wore my shorter heels. 919 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,230 - Okay, Phoenix. (cast laughing) 920 00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:27,930 - For today's scenes, there will be no penetration. 921 00:33:27,930 --> 00:33:29,267 - I don't think we had to worry about that. 922 00:33:29,267 --> 00:33:32,037 (cast laughing) 923 00:33:32,037 --> 00:33:32,870 Got it. 924 00:33:32,870 --> 00:33:33,720 - And there will be no fluid exchange. 925 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:34,851 - You hear that Jeremy? 926 00:33:34,851 --> 00:33:36,360 (cast laughing) 927 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,320 - Oh, darn it. 928 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,630 - How nervous are you from a scale 1 to 10 right now? 929 00:33:39,630 --> 00:33:40,528 Be honest. - Eleven. 930 00:33:40,528 --> 00:33:42,720 (cast laughing) 931 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,591 My lawyer was right. I got no game. 932 00:33:44,591 --> 00:33:46,710 (cast laughing) 933 00:33:46,710 --> 00:33:49,170 - What about for you? Do you have any no-go zones, 934 00:33:49,170 --> 00:33:52,110 Zones that you don't wanna be touched? 935 00:33:52,110 --> 00:33:55,200 - No. (cast laughing) 936 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,580 - You say you're all go? 937 00:33:56,580 --> 00:33:58,050 - Can I tell you what I'm thinking? 938 00:33:58,050 --> 00:33:58,883 - Yes. - Okay, yeah. 939 00:33:58,883 --> 00:33:59,910 - Phoenix, come. No, not you guys. 940 00:33:59,910 --> 00:34:01,320 - Yo. - Phoenix. 941 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,550 - Okay. - Oh. 942 00:34:02,550 --> 00:34:04,200 - See, this is what consent is all about. 943 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,370 - Honestly, I'm jealous. 944 00:34:05,370 --> 00:34:07,260 - I mean, this has to be one of the craziest things 945 00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:08,700 I've ever been in the presence of. 946 00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:10,050 - Yeah. (cast laughing) 947 00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:11,790 - [Lou] Three lawyers, one adult actress- 948 00:34:11,790 --> 00:34:13,892 - Adult performer. - And smut writer. 949 00:34:13,892 --> 00:34:15,329 - And your childhood friend, Jeremy Culhane. 950 00:34:15,329 --> 00:34:18,480 - And my childhood friend about to do an earnest rendition. 951 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,520 - Yeah. - [Ally] Of the intro to a porno. 952 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,316 I better get turned on, Jeremy. 953 00:34:22,316 --> 00:34:23,280 - Okay, okay. - Okay. 954 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,578 - Two-Straps, thank you so, so much. Excellent. 955 00:34:25,578 --> 00:34:26,970 - [Ally] Ah, it's good to see you again. 956 00:34:26,970 --> 00:34:28,260 - We'll see you, I guess. 957 00:34:28,260 --> 00:34:30,150 And take it away players whenever you're ready. 958 00:34:30,150 --> 00:34:31,380 - Ding dong. 959 00:34:31,380 --> 00:34:33,713 (badly dramatic) - Oh my God, the pool girl. 960 00:34:33,713 --> 00:34:35,288 But I'm all home alone. 961 00:34:35,288 --> 00:34:38,643 - Oh my goodness, I think I'm gonna have to clean your butt. 962 00:34:39,659 --> 00:34:40,740 - Oh my God. 963 00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:44,630 (hand slapping) (Sam laughing) 964 00:34:44,630 --> 00:34:46,780 - One more, harder. - Okay. 965 00:34:46,780 --> 00:34:48,765 (hand smacks) (Ally laughing) 966 00:34:48,765 --> 00:34:50,856 - Wow, shit. 967 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:53,436 (Phoenix grunts) (cast and crew laughing) 968 00:34:53,436 --> 00:34:55,500 - Jeremy. - Do you feel clean now? 969 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:58,114 - I know by fact, 9/11 was an inside job. 970 00:34:58,114 --> 00:35:01,230 (cast laughing) 971 00:35:01,230 --> 00:35:03,447 - Now, that was a buzz as far as you're concerned, Devin, 972 00:35:03,447 --> 00:35:04,397 And tell me why. 973 00:35:04,397 --> 00:35:06,300 - Mainly, I don't think the camera picked up on this, 974 00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:09,420 But I had to see Jeremy's sweaty boxers- 975 00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:11,113 - And he says I ain't got game. 976 00:35:11,113 --> 00:35:13,556 (cast laughing) 977 00:35:13,556 --> 00:35:14,389 - [Sam] Wow. 978 00:35:14,389 --> 00:35:16,063 - Sounds like that lawyer was about to bust. 979 00:35:16,063 --> 00:35:19,020 (cast laughing) 980 00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:19,853 - [Devin] Sorry. 981 00:35:19,853 --> 00:35:20,790 - Jeremy, I've got great news. 982 00:35:20,790 --> 00:35:24,840 You can shuffle with your pants down two steps forward. 983 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,100 - Thank you, Phoenix. 984 00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:28,500 - Into Wild. Phoenix. 985 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,931 - Next time, I'll bring a paddle. 986 00:35:29,931 --> 00:35:31,236 - Bye. - Good to see you again, Ally. 987 00:35:31,236 --> 00:35:32,940 - Good to see you too. - You tell Grant I said hi. 988 00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:33,773 - I will. 989 00:35:33,773 --> 00:35:36,450 - You're an absolute dream. Thank you so much. 990 00:35:36,450 --> 00:35:37,283 - [Phoenix] Thank you, guys. 991 00:35:37,283 --> 00:35:38,730 - Is this just what we give for the rest of the game? 992 00:35:38,730 --> 00:35:40,187 - If Two-Straps is cool with it, I am. 993 00:35:40,187 --> 00:35:43,440 - Lou, would you please step one square 994 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,230 Forward into wild, this one's for you. 995 00:35:46,230 --> 00:35:50,409 Write some erotica about the lawyers. 996 00:35:50,409 --> 00:35:52,406 (creative instrumental) 997 00:35:52,406 --> 00:35:53,239 - [Ally] Oh. 998 00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:54,072 - [Sam] Gonna bring out a little writing set up 999 00:35:54,072 --> 00:35:55,260 Here for you. - All right. 1000 00:35:55,260 --> 00:35:57,120 Sorry, remind me of your names one more time. 1001 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,200 - Iya. - Iya. 1002 00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,550 - Alexis. - Alexis. 1003 00:35:59,550 --> 00:36:03,180 - And Robert Shapiro. (cast laughing) 1004 00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:06,207 - Oh, you've made a huge mistake. 1005 00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:08,558 (cast and crew laughing) 1006 00:36:08,558 --> 00:36:11,141 (jaunty music) 1007 00:36:16,860 --> 00:36:18,570 - [Sam] I've honestly never seen Lou focused. 1008 00:36:18,570 --> 00:36:21,930 - Well, 'cause I need to make sure I use the word Devin 1009 00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:25,140 And throbbing in the same sentence multiple times. 1010 00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:27,342 - Around here, I'm not Legal Eagle, I'm Throbbin' Robin. 1011 00:36:27,342 --> 00:36:29,612 (cast laughing) - Throbbin' Robin. 1012 00:36:29,612 --> 00:36:30,761 - Throbbin' Robin. 1013 00:36:30,761 --> 00:36:31,719 ♪ Tweet. ♪ 1014 00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:32,601 (group vocalizing) 1015 00:36:32,601 --> 00:36:35,184 (bright music) 1016 00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:40,140 - [Sam] Jeremy, how's the butt? 1017 00:36:40,140 --> 00:36:42,060 - I'll show everybody the top of my ass 1018 00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:44,982 If they wanna see it. - I'm very curious. 1019 00:36:44,982 --> 00:36:46,290 (Devin gasps) (Ally laughing) 1020 00:36:46,290 --> 00:36:48,690 - She's got an arm. (cast laughing) 1021 00:36:48,690 --> 00:36:49,523 - Okay. 1022 00:36:49,523 --> 00:36:52,410 - Lou, if you would please go back to your Wild square. 1023 00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:55,170 - I'm a little embarrassed. I went maybe too hard. 1024 00:36:55,170 --> 00:36:56,070 (cast laughing) 1025 00:36:56,070 --> 00:36:58,230 - Lawyers, I guess judge this honestly. 1026 00:36:58,230 --> 00:37:01,159 - This is called "A Hung Jury" 1027 00:37:01,159 --> 00:37:03,630 (cast laughing) 1028 00:37:03,630 --> 00:37:07,230 By Lou Wilson, actor and comedian from Los Angeles. 1029 00:37:07,230 --> 00:37:09,810 And feel free to like underscore this with like sultry, 1030 00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:12,960 kinda like 'wow' kinda music. 1031 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:17,010 It was late August night and the lawyers Iya, Alexis, 1032 00:37:17,010 --> 00:37:20,730 And Devin were hard at work on their latest case. 1033 00:37:20,730 --> 00:37:23,439 The people versus a Big-Titted Mickey Mouse. 1034 00:37:23,439 --> 00:37:26,550 (cast laughing) 1035 00:37:26,550 --> 00:37:28,620 As the lawyers did their dirty work, 1036 00:37:28,620 --> 00:37:30,060 There was a knock at the door. 1037 00:37:30,060 --> 00:37:31,890 Devin stood up to answer it, 1038 00:37:31,890 --> 00:37:34,320 And opening the door, immediately felt his breath 1039 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,080 Catch in his chest, his toes tense, 1040 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,420 Staring directly at the heaving breasts 1041 00:37:39,420 --> 00:37:40,717 Of Big-Titted Mickey Mouse. 1042 00:37:40,717 --> 00:37:41,647 (cast laughing) 1043 00:37:41,647 --> 00:37:44,407 "This is unethical," screamed Devin. 1044 00:37:44,407 --> 00:37:47,190 "I'll show you unethical," said Big-Titted Mickey Mouse. 1045 00:37:47,190 --> 00:37:49,410 As she grabbed Devin's throbbing member 1046 00:37:49,410 --> 00:37:51,090 And locked lips with Alexis. 1047 00:37:51,090 --> 00:37:52,740 She immediately felt herself faint 1048 00:37:52,740 --> 00:37:56,610 As the Big-Titted Mickey Mouse forced Alexis's face 1049 00:37:56,610 --> 00:37:58,327 Into her decolletage. 1050 00:37:58,327 --> 00:38:01,140 "And you eat me out," she screamed at Iya, 1051 00:38:01,140 --> 00:38:03,180 Tapping into her submissive nature. 1052 00:38:03,180 --> 00:38:05,040 The three fucked all night in a series 1053 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,050 Of increasingly erotic positions. 1054 00:38:07,050 --> 00:38:09,120 And the next morning, Big-Titted Mickey Mouse 1055 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,930 Walked into the court, showing the judge she'd filmed it all 1056 00:38:12,930 --> 00:38:16,926 And the judge said, "Now, that's a hung jury." 1057 00:38:16,926 --> 00:38:18,990 (crowd cheering) 1058 00:38:18,990 --> 00:38:21,060 - [Lou] Come on, Big Mommy. - Dude, you're busted. 1059 00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:22,801 - Oh my God, she's busting right now. 1060 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,150 - She's busting. 1061 00:38:24,150 --> 00:38:27,030 - Now, I'm not surprised to see the ratings here. 1062 00:38:27,030 --> 00:38:28,530 Iya, thoughts? 1063 00:38:28,530 --> 00:38:30,224 - No words. - No words. 1064 00:38:30,224 --> 00:38:32,130 - No words. - No words. 1065 00:38:32,130 --> 00:38:33,844 - I have some words. How dare you. 1066 00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:35,275 (cast laughing) 1067 00:38:35,275 --> 00:38:36,480 - And Alexis? 1068 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,860 - I'll say, I started the show 1069 00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:39,510 Talking about the Safe Harbor period. 1070 00:38:39,510 --> 00:38:41,730 This is still not safe for the Safe Harbor period. 1071 00:38:41,730 --> 00:38:42,746 - Can you actually describe that? I thought 1072 00:38:42,746 --> 00:38:43,579 It was really interesting. 1073 00:38:43,579 --> 00:38:46,710 - Explicit content can be shared on network television 1074 00:38:46,710 --> 00:38:48,630 Between 10:00 PM and 6:00 AM. 1075 00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:49,920 - When you said Safe Harbor earlier, 1076 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,300 We all thought you worked on boats. 1077 00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:53,312 - Yeah. We thought you were a maritime lawyer. 1078 00:38:53,312 --> 00:38:54,736 - A maritime law? 1079 00:38:54,736 --> 00:38:56,176 - I'm not a maritime lawyer. 1080 00:38:56,176 --> 00:38:58,064 - Oh, a boat lawyer. - No, I'm not. 1081 00:38:58,064 --> 00:38:58,897 (cast laughing) 1082 00:38:58,897 --> 00:39:01,980 - Lou, could you please apologize to the cancel cam. 1083 00:39:01,980 --> 00:39:05,760 - Fighting my demons? (cast laughing) 1084 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,640 Hey, what's up, YouTube? We're back here again. 1085 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,230 It's recently come to my attention 1086 00:39:10,230 --> 00:39:12,693 That the things I've said about lawyers. 1087 00:39:13,710 --> 00:39:15,930 Hey, what the fuck are you guys doing here? 1088 00:39:15,930 --> 00:39:18,240 Hey, what's up? (cast laughing) 1089 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:19,500 - Continue. 1090 00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:21,360 - The lawyers haven't liked what I've been doing 1091 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,360 And it is the advisement of my own personal legal counsel, 1092 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:28,020 Jeremy Culhane, that I shouldn't say anything more 1093 00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:29,010 At this time. 1094 00:39:29,010 --> 00:39:31,320 But please like and subscribe for more updates. 1095 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,490 We'll see you soon. (kiss) 1096 00:39:32,490 --> 00:39:33,480 - You did good, kid. 1097 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,150 - I won't lie, having three people in suits 1098 00:39:36,150 --> 00:39:38,867 Stand behind you is genuinely intimidating. 1099 00:39:38,867 --> 00:39:39,720 (cast laughing) 1100 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:42,120 - Ally, on Indecency with you: 1101 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,605 Give us a substance abuse PSA. 1102 00:39:46,750 --> 00:39:48,870 - Wow. - Damn, bro. I'm jealous. 1103 00:39:48,870 --> 00:39:50,070 - [Ally] Okay. 1104 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:53,860 - Hi, I'm Ally Beardsley. 1105 00:39:53,860 --> 00:39:54,810 (cast laughing) 1106 00:39:54,810 --> 00:39:58,110 Being under the influence is not cool. 1107 00:39:58,110 --> 00:40:00,520 Mm, it is real. 1108 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,340 (cast and crew laughing) 1109 00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:06,164 Drinking, smoking--oh my god! 1110 00:40:06,164 --> 00:40:08,430 Ugh, dangerous. 1111 00:40:08,430 --> 00:40:09,600 (cast laughing) 1112 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:14,400 Here on "Dropout TV," we make a lot of jokes about drugs, 1113 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,920 Alcohol, but I just wanna say 1114 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,980 It's actually pretty dangerous to do something like 1115 00:40:19,980 --> 00:40:21,822 Be at work and have a bunch of lawyers 1116 00:40:21,822 --> 00:40:25,741 Kinda looking at you while you pack a fat bowl. 1117 00:40:25,741 --> 00:40:27,960 (crew laughing) 1118 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,280 There are things that you might think 1119 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,783 You wanna do for attention. 1120 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:35,237 Oh, sorry. But they're never really worth it. 1121 00:40:35,237 --> 00:40:37,200 (cast laughing) 1122 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,605 - [Devin] Oh no, no. - [Sam] Jesus Christ. 1123 00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:40,438 - [Devin] No. 1124 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:43,200 - I'm here really just to be a cautionary tale 1125 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:47,010 To tell you that it doesn't pay to do stuff 1126 00:40:47,010 --> 00:40:48,630 Just 'cause you think it's kinda funny. 1127 00:40:48,630 --> 00:40:50,582 - Are you covered to have an open flame in the studio? 1128 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:51,415 - [Producer] We're not. 1129 00:40:51,415 --> 00:40:52,828 - It is alcohol there, right? - We're not. 1130 00:40:52,828 --> 00:40:54,690 - [Sam] Oh yeah. Alcohol, combustible. 1131 00:40:54,690 --> 00:40:57,600 - This is getting the lawyers scared. 1132 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,868 - [Devin] I just wanna see what happens. 1133 00:40:58,868 --> 00:41:01,279 - [Jeremy] Uh-oh. 1134 00:41:01,279 --> 00:41:04,941 (Ally coughing) - Oh no. (moans) 1135 00:41:04,941 --> 00:41:06,159 - That stings. 1136 00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:08,909 (cast laughing) 1137 00:41:09,794 --> 00:41:12,639 - No. Oh my God. 1138 00:41:12,639 --> 00:41:15,810 (cast laughing) 1139 00:41:15,810 --> 00:41:17,465 - I'm just gonna take these. 1140 00:41:17,465 --> 00:41:19,385 (cast laughing) 1141 00:41:19,385 --> 00:41:20,805 No, Mommy! 1142 00:41:20,805 --> 00:41:22,680 (cast laughing) 1143 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,508 We'll move this whole operation back to the start. 1144 00:41:25,508 --> 00:41:28,258 (crew cheering) 1145 00:41:31,988 --> 00:41:34,354 (Sam losing it) 1146 00:41:34,354 --> 00:41:35,629 If you could do me a favor 1147 00:41:35,629 --> 00:41:38,947 And please apologize to the cancel cam. 1148 00:41:38,947 --> 00:41:40,572 (Sam laughing) 1149 00:41:40,572 --> 00:41:41,820 - Oh my God. - Oh no. 1150 00:41:41,820 --> 00:41:43,145 - I'm getting the smell. - No. 1151 00:41:43,145 --> 00:41:47,820 (Ally coughing) (cast laughing) 1152 00:41:47,820 --> 00:41:49,562 - I'm sowwee. (cast laughing) 1153 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,430 - So Alexis, beginning with you. 1154 00:41:53,430 --> 00:41:55,680 - When you encourage kids to do it at home, 1155 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,570 It was like automatically off limits for me. 1156 00:41:57,570 --> 00:41:59,490 - Oh, damn. - You can't have that, right? 1157 00:41:59,490 --> 00:42:00,690 This is our liability. 1158 00:42:00,690 --> 00:42:03,301 - Immature. (cast laughing) 1159 00:42:03,301 --> 00:42:04,134 - [Alexis] Thank you. 1160 00:42:04,134 --> 00:42:06,592 - Devin concurs. - I do. 1161 00:42:06,592 --> 00:42:09,480 That was some crazy stuff. - Yes. 1162 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,580 - But they did say not to do it- 1163 00:42:11,580 --> 00:42:12,420 - That's true. - at least for the first half. 1164 00:42:12,420 --> 00:42:13,560 - But at the same time, 1165 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,330 You were also introducing a new variable 1166 00:42:15,330 --> 00:42:18,120 By putting alcohol in the, you know, 1167 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,520 And also genuinely concerned- 1168 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,353 - Yeah. 1169 00:42:21,353 --> 00:42:23,280 - I was like, "Yeah, let's not," so- 1170 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,237 - I did hear multiple people say, "Hey, please don't." 1171 00:42:26,237 --> 00:42:27,630 (crew laughing) 1172 00:42:27,630 --> 00:42:28,800 - Jeremy, anything you wanna add 1173 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,270 From one of these podiums? 1174 00:42:30,270 --> 00:42:32,176 - Can you bust me so I can smoke some weed with my friends? 1175 00:42:32,176 --> 00:42:33,630 (Ally laughing) 1176 00:42:33,630 --> 00:42:34,980 - You're missing out, dude. 1177 00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:36,893 - [Sam] Jeremy. 1178 00:42:36,893 --> 00:42:38,101 - I'm not liking my chances here. 1179 00:42:38,101 --> 00:42:39,930 (Sam laughing) 1180 00:42:39,930 --> 00:42:41,844 - Come home, baby. Come home. 1181 00:42:41,844 --> 00:42:42,785 - Come home. 1182 00:42:42,785 --> 00:42:44,070 - I wanna go back to where the weed is. 1183 00:42:44,070 --> 00:42:45,180 - We miss you. 1184 00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:47,550 - Two players on start 1185 00:42:47,550 --> 00:42:50,970 and one player on the last of square our board. 1186 00:42:50,970 --> 00:42:52,680 - We've got Bud. - Jeremy 1187 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,297 - Uh-huh. (Sam laughing) 1188 00:42:54,297 --> 00:42:55,826 Got one in, motherfucker. 1189 00:42:55,826 --> 00:42:57,307 (audio beeps) - Start beef. 1190 00:42:57,307 --> 00:43:01,380 - "Dropout TV," you're fucking raising your price too much. 1191 00:43:01,380 --> 00:43:04,530 Oh, another tier? Suck my fucking dick. 1192 00:43:04,530 --> 00:43:05,919 That was today. 1193 00:43:05,919 --> 00:43:08,070 (cast laughing) 1194 00:43:08,070 --> 00:43:10,650 - Ooh, "Game Changer." Ooh, look at me. 1195 00:43:10,650 --> 00:43:12,286 I'm on a fucking S- no, I can't even say that. 1196 00:43:12,286 --> 00:43:15,036 (cast laughing) 1197 00:43:16,743 --> 00:43:18,450 Come for me. You can find me 1198 00:43:18,450 --> 00:43:23,160 In New York fucking City! (screaming) 1199 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,960 - Oh, interesting. Really? 1200 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,400 - He's biting the hand that feeds him. 1201 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,460 Whether it violates any laws or not, probably not too smart. 1202 00:43:29,460 --> 00:43:32,940 - Jeremy, with scores of three, three, and three. 1203 00:43:32,940 --> 00:43:35,910 You are our winner tonight! 1204 00:43:35,910 --> 00:43:38,730 Congratulations, Jeremy, you win 1205 00:43:38,730 --> 00:43:41,490 Edit approval over this episode. 1206 00:43:41,490 --> 00:43:43,860 - Oh my god, y'all are fucked. 1207 00:43:43,860 --> 00:43:46,168 (words choppily edited together) - Jeremy, showed me his and 1208 00:43:46,168 --> 00:43:49,276 It's so much bigger than mine. 1209 00:43:49,276 --> 00:43:51,900 - Points added from Jeremy's well-documented, 1210 00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:53,560 Very extraordinary game. 1211 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,290 (upbeat music) 1212 00:43:55,290 --> 00:43:57,360 - That does it for us here at "Game Changer." 1213 00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,550 I am Sam Reich, reminding you that "Dropout" 1214 00:43:59,550 --> 00:44:02,280 Is actually owned by an assetless shell corporation, 1215 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:03,990 So there's no point. 1216 00:44:03,990 --> 00:44:04,896 Good night. 1217 00:44:04,896 --> 00:44:07,813 (triumphant music) 1218 00:44:14,004 --> 00:44:17,754 (triumphant music continues) 1219 00:44:23,999 --> 00:44:27,749 (triumphant music continues)