1 00:00:38,544 --> 00:00:44,132 Do people really change? I mean, real, lasting, positive change. 2 00:00:45,467 --> 00:00:49,304 I sure hope so, because we are in the business of change. 3 00:00:57,646 --> 00:01:01,233 Please. Please. 4 00:01:02,401 --> 00:01:03,735 I'm sorry. 5 00:01:06,864 --> 00:01:08,365 I'm so sorry. 6 00:01:10,117 --> 00:01:14,830 I'm sorry. I won't yell at the neighbor's kids anymore. 7 00:01:14,913 --> 00:01:17,749 I'll take back the claim against the Johnsons, 8 00:01:17,833 --> 00:01:21,003 even though that tree house is a flagrant violation-- 9 00:01:21,086 --> 00:01:24,256 I'm sorry! No! Please! I can change. 10 00:01:24,339 --> 00:01:29,052 I promise! Please. Please, I-- 11 00:01:29,136 --> 00:01:32,139 Please give me another chance. I can change! 12 00:01:33,807 --> 00:01:36,977 Don't worry about her. In a few minutes, she'll wake up in her bed. 13 00:01:37,060 --> 00:01:40,355 Dry, rested and hopefully a whole new person. 14 00:01:40,439 --> 00:01:43,650 All right! She's back in bed. Could I get a coffee over here? 15 00:01:43,734 --> 00:01:45,277 Coffees flying in. 16 00:01:46,111 --> 00:01:49,531 You see, this is just a supernatural simulation. 17 00:01:49,615 --> 00:01:50,616 And these are my colleagues, 18 00:01:50,699 --> 00:01:52,492 The Ghost of Christmas Past, 19 00:01:52,576 --> 00:01:54,703 -Christmas Yet-to-Come… -No doubt. 20 00:01:56,079 --> 00:01:58,081 Oh, boy. That looks good. Thank you. 21 00:01:58,790 --> 00:02:04,004 And that's me. Mr. Brad Pitt. No. No, I'm kidding. 22 00:02:04,087 --> 00:02:06,757 I'm The Ghost of Christmas Present. I'm not Brad Pitt. 23 00:02:07,841 --> 00:02:10,677 So, you think she changed? 24 00:02:10,761 --> 00:02:13,055 I mean, I don't know. This one was a serious tight-ass. 25 00:02:13,138 --> 00:02:14,431 Of course she's changed. 26 00:02:14,515 --> 00:02:16,225 I brought her face-to-face with her mortality, 27 00:02:16,308 --> 00:02:18,310 and that's when I close the deal every time. 28 00:02:18,393 --> 00:02:21,021 Anyone can point to a headstone. Everyone agrees with me. 29 00:02:21,104 --> 00:02:22,397 -Guys, please. -You know what? 30 00:02:22,481 --> 00:02:24,107 I do way more than just point at it. 31 00:02:24,191 --> 00:02:25,317 That hurts me. 32 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:26,527 Yet-to-Come is a wrap. 33 00:02:26,610 --> 00:02:29,738 Inform Mr. Marley our perp will awaken in two minutes. 34 00:02:29,821 --> 00:02:30,906 Copy that. 35 00:02:31,657 --> 00:02:32,824 Marley-san, Marley-san! 36 00:02:36,995 --> 00:02:38,163 -Already? -Yeah. 37 00:02:38,247 --> 00:02:42,334 Excellent. Thank you, Kazuko. Very exciting. 38 00:02:42,417 --> 00:02:45,003 Spirits, gather up, one and all! 39 00:02:45,087 --> 00:02:46,922 Research, Locations, 40 00:02:47,005 --> 00:02:49,007 Costume Department! 41 00:02:49,091 --> 00:02:51,510 This is our dedicated staff of support ghosts. 42 00:02:52,135 --> 00:02:54,513 They work so hard to make us look good. 43 00:02:54,596 --> 00:02:56,431 Okay. We are walking. 44 00:02:56,515 --> 00:03:00,310 New recruits, I know you're freshly dead, but let's look alive. 45 00:03:00,394 --> 00:03:02,479 You've enlisted at the perfect time. 46 00:03:02,563 --> 00:03:05,232 They're on their way to find out if the person we've haunted 47 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:06,900 is really going to change. 48 00:03:06,984 --> 00:03:08,026 Can we go see that? 49 00:03:08,110 --> 00:03:09,361 No. Come on. 50 00:03:14,449 --> 00:03:17,578 And this is the moment we worked all year for. 51 00:03:19,162 --> 00:03:21,832 -No, honey, don't go in her yard! -We don't want her calling the police. 52 00:03:21,915 --> 00:03:23,333 It's okay. I can get it. 53 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:28,714 Sorry, Ms. Blansky. We'll take the game down the street. 54 00:03:28,797 --> 00:03:30,007 We don't want any trouble today. 55 00:03:31,091 --> 00:03:32,259 What day is this? 56 00:03:32,342 --> 00:03:34,178 It's Christmas Day. 57 00:03:34,761 --> 00:03:37,472 -The ghosts did it all in one night. -Are you okay? 58 00:03:38,265 --> 00:03:39,850 Do you need us to call someone? 59 00:03:39,933 --> 00:03:41,852 Or do you wanna play? 60 00:03:41,935 --> 00:03:42,978 Me? 61 00:03:43,061 --> 00:03:44,813 Sure. If you want to. 62 00:03:44,897 --> 00:03:48,984 After all the times I've reported you to the HOA or called the police 63 00:03:49,067 --> 00:03:50,986 or stolen your packages? 64 00:03:51,069 --> 00:03:52,404 You did what? 65 00:03:57,868 --> 00:04:00,662 Go ahead. Give it a try. It's fun. 66 00:04:05,459 --> 00:04:06,460 Yeah! 67 00:04:42,704 --> 00:04:45,499 Congratulations, Ms. Blansky. 68 00:04:45,582 --> 00:04:47,251 I did it? You mean it's really-- 69 00:04:47,334 --> 00:04:49,086 You're a different person now, Karen. 70 00:04:50,337 --> 00:04:53,340 Go make amends, and make us proud. 71 00:04:54,049 --> 00:04:57,010 I will. I promise you, I will! 72 00:04:58,595 --> 00:04:59,596 Attagirl, Karen! 73 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,224 Appreciate it so much. All the way in the b-- 74 00:05:14,194 --> 00:05:15,279 Could I join in? 75 00:05:15,904 --> 00:05:17,072 So, that's what we do. 76 00:05:17,155 --> 00:05:19,783 We haunt someone, change them into a better person, 77 00:05:19,867 --> 00:05:21,660 and then we sing about it. 78 00:05:22,744 --> 00:05:25,539 You wait for the day You prep for a year 79 00:05:25,622 --> 00:05:28,333 And when the big day is finally here 80 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:32,212 You take a jerk and work To turn 'em around 81 00:05:32,296 --> 00:05:33,630 Why are they singing? 82 00:05:34,214 --> 00:05:35,632 Because this is a musical. 83 00:05:35,716 --> 00:05:36,967 What is? 84 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:39,511 All of this. The afterlife. 85 00:05:39,595 --> 00:05:42,181 Yay! I had a feeling. 86 00:05:42,806 --> 00:05:44,016 Come on. Really? 87 00:05:46,018 --> 00:05:48,854 You show them their life And you hope for the switch 88 00:05:48,937 --> 00:05:55,485 And when it goes off without a hitch This Christmas train is party-bound 89 00:05:55,986 --> 00:05:59,072 Bring on the Chili of Positive Outcome! 90 00:05:59,156 --> 00:06:01,200 We're giddy with a holiday Goodwill gleam 91 00:06:01,283 --> 00:06:04,494 'Cause helping out is sweeter Than eggnog cream 92 00:06:04,578 --> 00:06:09,583 We might be dead But we're living that Yuletide dream 93 00:06:09,666 --> 00:06:12,628 We're full of that Christmas morning feeling 94 00:06:12,711 --> 00:06:15,506 Is there a morning more appealing? 95 00:06:15,589 --> 00:06:18,884 The magical mood when being merry Is very necessary 96 00:06:18,967 --> 00:06:21,345 We're changing all mankind 97 00:06:21,428 --> 00:06:24,348 We planted the seeds And joy is blooming 98 00:06:24,431 --> 00:06:27,434 Now we got one less hateful human 99 00:06:27,518 --> 00:06:29,937 We're doing the world a world of good 100 00:06:30,020 --> 00:06:33,190 Putting some nice Into the neighborhood 101 00:06:33,273 --> 00:06:38,654 Playing our parts, changing hearts One by one 102 00:06:38,737 --> 00:06:43,116 We got that Christmas morning feeling And damn, is it fun 103 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:46,036 Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la 104 00:06:46,119 --> 00:06:50,874 Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la 105 00:06:50,958 --> 00:06:54,169 Dude, I can't dance like this. Are you gonna be able to keep up with all this? 106 00:06:54,253 --> 00:06:58,048 I mean, if I start dancing, I'm gonna shut it down, man. Everybody gonna look bad. 107 00:06:58,131 --> 00:07:00,926 We're full of that Christmas morning feeling 108 00:07:01,009 --> 00:07:03,929 The tingle when Jingle bells are pealing 109 00:07:04,012 --> 00:07:05,597 Everything's super holly-jolly 110 00:07:05,681 --> 00:07:07,474 It's like we're all on Molly 111 00:07:07,558 --> 00:07:09,518 But it's a natural high 112 00:07:09,601 --> 00:07:12,688 Everything shines a little brighter 113 00:07:12,771 --> 00:07:15,566 I'm feeling warm as apple cider 114 00:07:15,649 --> 00:07:18,485 We're doing the world a world of good 115 00:07:18,569 --> 00:07:21,488 Feels like a kick-ass Christmas should 116 00:07:21,572 --> 00:07:26,451 Playing our parts, changing hearts One by one 117 00:07:26,535 --> 00:07:29,830 Hey, does somebody clear out our search history after we die? 118 00:07:30,998 --> 00:07:34,251 Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la 119 00:07:34,334 --> 00:07:37,546 Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la 120 00:07:37,629 --> 00:07:41,800 Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la 121 00:07:58,817 --> 00:08:00,152 Excuse me, sir. 122 00:08:00,736 --> 00:08:02,196 Hey, Margo. I was just avoiding you. 123 00:08:02,279 --> 00:08:03,822 Yes, sir. I get it. 124 00:08:03,906 --> 00:08:07,034 But, you know, it is my job to review your file after each haunt. 125 00:08:07,117 --> 00:08:11,747 So, you have been eligible for retirement for 46 seasons. 126 00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:14,583 -Yeah. -And you're still here. 127 00:08:14,666 --> 00:08:15,918 Like, all the time. 128 00:08:16,001 --> 00:08:18,420 Well, I believe the work we do here is very important. 129 00:08:18,503 --> 00:08:20,547 Yeah. But don't you want another crack at life? 130 00:08:21,298 --> 00:08:22,841 God, I miss drinking. 131 00:08:22,925 --> 00:08:25,219 I used to go so hard with my girls back in Tampa. 132 00:08:25,302 --> 00:08:26,720 Wait, aren't you in HR? 133 00:08:26,803 --> 00:08:28,680 I have a tramp stamp on the front and the back. 134 00:08:28,764 --> 00:08:31,058 We were crazy. We stole a cruise ship one time. 135 00:08:31,141 --> 00:08:33,644 Look, HR, I don't know if that's the right area for you-- 136 00:08:33,727 --> 00:08:34,727 Figgy pudding. 137 00:08:35,229 --> 00:08:36,230 Wh-- I'm sorry, what? 138 00:08:36,313 --> 00:08:38,607 It says in your file that you liked figgy pudding. 139 00:08:39,107 --> 00:08:40,442 Don't you wanna try it again? 140 00:08:40,525 --> 00:08:43,654 Don't you wanna go back on Earth and do person stuff again? 141 00:08:43,737 --> 00:08:45,072 Yeah, I guess so. 142 00:08:45,572 --> 00:08:48,575 I mean, I died before there was indoor plumbing, so I-- 143 00:08:48,659 --> 00:08:51,662 Well, it's been fun chatting and everything, 144 00:08:52,246 --> 00:08:55,082 but, there's, like, a whole party going on, so… 145 00:08:55,165 --> 00:08:57,125 Okay, but I feel like you started the conversation. 146 00:08:57,209 --> 00:09:00,754 Anyway, 46 seasons. Crazy. 147 00:09:02,798 --> 00:09:04,675 Just saying. Maybe it's time. 148 00:09:09,263 --> 00:09:10,514 Maybe she has a point. 149 00:09:11,306 --> 00:09:14,268 Is it time to find out if I'm 150 00:09:14,351 --> 00:09:18,480 Meant for more Than just a Christmas morning feeling? 151 00:09:19,064 --> 00:09:22,609 I could go back to Earth Retire, just peace out 152 00:09:22,693 --> 00:09:26,530 Another chance at the life I've been dreaming about 153 00:09:30,450 --> 00:09:34,121 Maybe I buy a quaint little house on a quiet street. 154 00:09:35,497 --> 00:09:38,083 I meet a nice gal, and we get married and start a family. 155 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:40,669 And then, at the end of each day after work, 156 00:09:40,752 --> 00:09:46,633 we have a loving embrace and one of those newfangled, modern mouth kisses. 157 00:09:47,634 --> 00:09:48,635 That'd be nice. 158 00:09:50,429 --> 00:09:53,599 Is it time to find out if I'm 159 00:09:53,682 --> 00:09:57,895 Ready to reach beyond A Christmas morning feeling? 160 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:02,024 To be human again, alive once more 161 00:10:02,107 --> 00:10:06,195 Take some swings At the things I missed out on before 162 00:10:08,447 --> 00:10:09,865 And there's me in the backyard 163 00:10:09,948 --> 00:10:13,035 goofing around with my two kids who share the same first initial. 164 00:10:13,118 --> 00:10:17,331 Little Rebecca and her brother, Reggie or Robert or-- 165 00:10:17,915 --> 00:10:22,294 Rar-- I don't know. I'll think of a good "R" name. 166 00:10:26,006 --> 00:10:32,804 But what if I screw up my life again Like I did the first time through 167 00:10:32,888 --> 00:10:36,183 Could I really be someone better 168 00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:40,187 Someone kinder, someone new? 169 00:10:40,771 --> 00:10:41,980 But no, no, no 170 00:10:42,064 --> 00:10:45,734 I've gotta make more Of a difference here 171 00:10:45,817 --> 00:10:48,278 There's so much left to do 172 00:10:48,362 --> 00:10:51,990 With all the trolls And a-holes out there 173 00:10:52,074 --> 00:10:55,327 Well, am I doing the world A world of good? 174 00:10:55,410 --> 00:10:59,206 And have I given it my all? 175 00:10:59,706 --> 00:11:03,210 Or am I just full of it? 176 00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:06,588 Am I just full of sh-- 177 00:11:06,672 --> 00:11:10,384 Hey. Come on now, potty mouth. 178 00:11:10,884 --> 00:11:13,387 Bit inappropriate for the day. 179 00:11:14,930 --> 00:11:16,557 I know, old friend. 180 00:11:18,225 --> 00:11:21,144 This is just your usual post-haunt comedown, yeah? 181 00:11:21,228 --> 00:11:22,855 It's more than that, Jacob. 182 00:11:25,607 --> 00:11:26,775 Look at this place, mate. 183 00:11:28,986 --> 00:11:34,408 Every single one of them's a soul that we've redeemed. Together. 184 00:11:36,618 --> 00:11:38,537 So, fret not, sunshine. 185 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:41,415 For in two weeks' time, we scout next season's perp, 186 00:11:41,498 --> 00:11:43,375 and I've seen the file on this one. 187 00:11:43,876 --> 00:11:46,587 -Manages a fancy hotel in Vancouver. -Uh-huh? 188 00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:49,673 Right vile little bastard. You're gonna love him. 189 00:11:49,756 --> 00:11:52,467 Just what you need to get back up on that horse. 190 00:11:52,551 --> 00:11:55,971 So, come on now. Stiff upper. Big-boy pants. 191 00:12:05,022 --> 00:12:10,319 Hey. Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You. 192 00:12:11,069 --> 00:12:12,779 -Walter. -No one cares what your name is, 193 00:12:12,863 --> 00:12:15,741 and no one should have a mustache on their lip and forehead. 194 00:12:15,824 --> 00:12:18,202 Why are you crossing through my grand lobby? 195 00:12:18,702 --> 00:12:21,246 These Christmas Tree conventioners pay top dollar to be here, 196 00:12:21,330 --> 00:12:23,707 so they don't have to look at or think about people like you, 197 00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:25,375 you walking plunger. 198 00:12:26,210 --> 00:12:27,836 So, did I tell you? 199 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:31,507 Abusive, stingy, self-centered. 200 00:12:32,216 --> 00:12:34,801 I like that he goes against the Canadian stereotype. 201 00:12:34,885 --> 00:12:37,429 Yeah. It's weird to see a Canadian without mittens. 202 00:12:37,513 --> 00:12:42,267 I mean, yeah. He's an absolute turd in a suit. Right? 203 00:12:42,351 --> 00:12:44,895 But, I'm just wondering-- Hear me out. 204 00:12:44,978 --> 00:12:46,772 This guy-- And he's terrible-- 205 00:12:48,565 --> 00:12:51,527 But if we change him, does he create enough ripples to make a real difference? 206 00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:54,071 -That's all I'm saying. -Make a real difference? 207 00:12:54,154 --> 00:12:56,949 Four-hundred people work for him. 208 00:12:57,032 --> 00:12:58,534 Bit sad, isn't it? 209 00:12:58,617 --> 00:13:01,537 Disgruntled, yeah? Taking it out on their kids. 210 00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:04,081 Yes, Senator. It's designed to be offensive. 211 00:13:05,415 --> 00:13:06,833 Outrage is a drug. 212 00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:10,087 Listen to me, the second you tweet that word, 213 00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:13,465 CNN is no longer talking about how you just boned the teachers' union. 214 00:13:13,549 --> 00:13:16,927 Trust me, Senator. Post it. 215 00:13:27,479 --> 00:13:28,981 I don't know. 216 00:13:30,023 --> 00:13:35,779 Our guest today manages PR for AT&T and the NFL. 217 00:13:35,863 --> 00:13:38,782 He's helped senators, governors, even presidents get elected. 218 00:13:38,866 --> 00:13:42,202 All due respect, Marty, we're on our butts here. 219 00:13:42,703 --> 00:13:46,164 This trade group can't afford to hire some fancy New York media consultant. 220 00:13:47,541 --> 00:13:48,625 Got that right. 221 00:13:49,626 --> 00:13:52,045 Here he is. Let's give him a real good welcome. 222 00:13:52,129 --> 00:13:54,631 From the Briggs Media Group, Clint Briggs. 223 00:13:55,716 --> 00:13:58,510 Thank you, Marty. Always a pleasure. 224 00:13:58,594 --> 00:13:59,720 And it is true, 225 00:13:59,803 --> 00:14:03,056 I do charge comically enormous fees, 226 00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:05,893 which will probably bankrupt your entire organization, 227 00:14:05,976 --> 00:14:07,853 but, you know, last week, 228 00:14:07,936 --> 00:14:12,399 over 300 million families took down their Christmas trees. 229 00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:17,613 Eighty-one percent of which were fake, plastic trees. 230 00:14:18,197 --> 00:14:19,031 Yeah. 231 00:14:19,114 --> 00:14:22,659 I don't know why you're acting surprised. I hit one button on Amazon, 232 00:14:23,285 --> 00:14:26,830 and a shiny, new tree is on my porch by the end of the afternoon. 233 00:14:26,914 --> 00:14:28,498 Easy-peasy. 234 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:34,338 Yeah. People, they used to insist on authenticity. 235 00:14:34,421 --> 00:14:37,132 Have people changed? Now, that's the good news. 236 00:14:37,716 --> 00:14:41,386 Now, people never change. But you know something? 237 00:14:43,222 --> 00:14:47,392 Real trees are trending downward. Your sales continue slipping. 238 00:14:47,893 --> 00:14:52,773 They destroyed your bottom lines With plastic pines and same-day shipping 239 00:14:54,149 --> 00:14:56,026 Well, you've got the better product. 240 00:14:56,527 --> 00:15:01,532 But if you wanna win You gotta study human nature 241 00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:06,495 All those interested, lean in 242 00:15:08,747 --> 00:15:11,458 People are, one, lazy 243 00:15:11,542 --> 00:15:13,544 We only care about ourselves 244 00:15:14,127 --> 00:15:17,548 Your competition knows this So their crap flies off the shelves 245 00:15:17,631 --> 00:15:22,636 But we're also, two, desperate To feel good and smart and right 246 00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:27,266 And that's what you have to harness If you wanna win this fight 247 00:15:27,349 --> 00:15:31,687 See, what you're really selling Is the way things ought to be 248 00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:36,149 So your pitch becomes compelling Selling more than just a tree 249 00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:40,863 It's a symbol of your values It's your ethics and your cause 250 00:15:40,946 --> 00:15:43,782 You can either be fake Like the trees they make 251 00:15:43,866 --> 00:15:47,661 Or take a stand for Santa Claus 252 00:15:47,744 --> 00:15:52,082 We're bringing back Christmas We're bringing back cheer 253 00:15:52,165 --> 00:15:54,960 We're bringing back cozy nights Those twinkly lights 254 00:15:55,043 --> 00:15:56,587 The glow of yesteryear 255 00:15:56,670 --> 00:16:00,966 Now, it's some slight manipulation But it's what we've gotta do 256 00:16:01,049 --> 00:16:06,180 See, we need some confrontation Or your message won't get through 257 00:16:06,889 --> 00:16:12,269 We're bringing back decency We're bringing back Christmas 258 00:16:12,352 --> 00:16:16,148 And that means the piney scent Of a real authentic tree 259 00:16:17,232 --> 00:16:19,318 They're literally eating out of his hand. 260 00:16:19,401 --> 00:16:24,198 It would be, sure, simple To boost your market share 261 00:16:24,281 --> 00:16:28,619 We'd rebrand you as nostalgic Tell your customers you care 262 00:16:28,702 --> 00:16:33,332 But the world is, what? Tribal So if you want your sales to soar 263 00:16:33,415 --> 00:16:37,836 It's not enough for folks to love you They gotta hate your rivals more 264 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:42,216 As an expert my advice is Feed that hate, 'cause hate is strong 265 00:16:42,299 --> 00:16:46,678 Folks will gladly pay your prices To prove those Christmas-killers wrong 266 00:16:49,181 --> 00:16:50,557 We're bringing back Christmas 267 00:16:50,641 --> 00:16:53,477 -And all the joy that we've lost -We're bringing it back 268 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,188 Give me some peace on Earth A virgin birth 269 00:16:56,271 --> 00:16:57,856 And grandpa getting sauced 270 00:16:57,940 --> 00:16:58,857 Wow! 271 00:16:58,941 --> 00:17:02,986 Every Facebook-loving boomer Wants to fight a culture war 272 00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:06,989 So tell your core consumer What the hell they're fighting for 273 00:17:08,074 --> 00:17:11,370 A fight for morality A fight for morality 274 00:17:11,453 --> 00:17:13,622 We're bringing back Christmas 275 00:17:13,705 --> 00:17:17,334 And it's not coming back With some manufactured tree 276 00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:19,253 I want a complete breakdown on him. 277 00:17:19,335 --> 00:17:22,130 I'm talking a living tree in your living room. 278 00:17:22,631 --> 00:17:25,758 As I reach up to place the angel on top, 279 00:17:25,843 --> 00:17:31,390 I look out my window and I see my neighbor, Doug, across the street, 280 00:17:31,473 --> 00:17:34,309 snapping together his artificial tree. 281 00:17:34,393 --> 00:17:37,938 He's like the perfect combination of Mussolini and Seacrest. 282 00:17:38,522 --> 00:17:42,442 Easy-peasy, poor, lazy, deplorable Doug, 283 00:17:42,526 --> 00:17:47,823 who cares more about convenience than the happiness and respect of his town, 284 00:17:48,323 --> 00:17:51,076 of his country, of our sacred holiday! 285 00:17:51,159 --> 00:17:53,328 Clint Briggs. Grew up in Saint Paul, Minnesota. 286 00:17:53,412 --> 00:17:55,622 Middle child of three to a single mother. 287 00:17:55,706 --> 00:17:58,083 His older sister, Carrie, passed away five years ago. 288 00:17:58,166 --> 00:18:01,253 Her daughter, Wren, is now being raised by Clint's younger brother, Owen. 289 00:18:01,336 --> 00:18:04,506 Clint's company specializes in creating controversy, conflict, 290 00:18:04,590 --> 00:18:07,551 and disinformation for the benefit of his clients worldwide. 291 00:18:08,719 --> 00:18:11,805 Oh, my God. He's perfect. 292 00:18:12,681 --> 00:18:18,228 It's not enough to want it. You gotta get mad. You have to fight. 293 00:18:18,312 --> 00:18:21,648 You have to fight for the traditions we hold dear. 294 00:18:21,732 --> 00:18:23,108 So persuasive. 295 00:18:24,109 --> 00:18:27,487 Kinda makes you wanna push an old lady down a flight of stairs. 296 00:18:27,571 --> 00:18:30,449 I'm talking nativities And sweet baby Jeez 297 00:18:30,532 --> 00:18:32,868 Fat honey hams, Mariah Carey jams 298 00:18:32,951 --> 00:18:35,287 Feliz Navidad and the birth of our God 299 00:18:35,370 --> 00:18:38,707 Gathered 'round with our families 300 00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:43,003 We're bringing back Christmas We're bringing back Christmas 301 00:18:43,629 --> 00:18:45,631 Plus a ton of cash 302 00:18:45,714 --> 00:18:49,218 From some good old-fashioned trees 303 00:18:49,301 --> 00:18:50,969 The cozy glow of yesteryear 304 00:18:51,053 --> 00:18:53,055 All those twinkly lights And all the cheer 305 00:18:53,138 --> 00:18:55,682 We're bringing back Christmas We're bringing back Christmas 306 00:18:58,393 --> 00:18:59,770 Thank you. 307 00:19:06,944 --> 00:19:07,819 Yeah! 308 00:19:07,903 --> 00:19:09,029 Yes! 309 00:19:09,613 --> 00:19:10,697 That's our man. 310 00:19:11,990 --> 00:19:14,368 I'm sorry, this is not our man. 311 00:19:14,451 --> 00:19:17,162 Wait. What? Hold on. Why not? 312 00:19:17,246 --> 00:19:20,457 Jacob, the guy causes division for a job. 313 00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:22,960 -And he's-- -Insanely hot. 314 00:19:24,586 --> 00:19:26,338 Is that not what you were gonna say? 315 00:19:28,423 --> 00:19:29,842 What? I've been dead for 40 years, 316 00:19:29,925 --> 00:19:32,010 and I'm not made of wood. The man's attractive. 317 00:19:32,094 --> 00:19:34,096 -No, he's smoking hot. -Smoking hot. 318 00:19:34,179 --> 00:19:37,266 And more importantly, he's got his hands all over everything. 319 00:19:37,349 --> 00:19:38,684 Yeah. I wish. 320 00:19:39,726 --> 00:19:41,395 -Maude, are you texting HR? -No. 321 00:19:42,062 --> 00:19:45,649 Jacob, I'm telling you. He could be our greatest haunt ever. The whale. 322 00:19:46,233 --> 00:19:48,360 If we change him, imagine the ripples. 323 00:19:56,076 --> 00:19:57,077 Great. 324 00:19:58,036 --> 00:20:00,706 That is a flagrant breach of established protocol. 325 00:20:00,789 --> 00:20:03,500 So, we're stuck with creepy, convention boss guy, then? 326 00:20:03,584 --> 00:20:05,752 Yep. No hot-girl Christmas for you. 327 00:20:05,836 --> 00:20:07,212 Okay. Hang on. 328 00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:10,841 He's not an unredeemable because he drowns puppies. 329 00:20:10,924 --> 00:20:14,303 He's only stamped because he's "dogmatically committed to the belief 330 00:20:14,386 --> 00:20:15,846 that people never change." 331 00:20:15,929 --> 00:20:18,223 "Never change"? Now I do want a piece of this guy. 332 00:20:18,307 --> 00:20:21,018 Jacob, I'm telling you. I know what makes this guy tick. 333 00:20:21,101 --> 00:20:23,353 We won't fail. Come on. I can take this guy. 334 00:20:24,897 --> 00:20:27,900 Besides, you know it's been done before. 335 00:20:27,983 --> 00:20:32,446 Once. Barely. And you know that was different. 336 00:20:32,529 --> 00:20:34,698 -What did he say? -But with the state the world is in now, 337 00:20:34,781 --> 00:20:38,660 I'm not about to risk a whole year of ripples on a lost cause. I'm sorry. 338 00:20:38,744 --> 00:20:41,205 We go with the rat-bastard hotel manager. 339 00:20:42,539 --> 00:20:46,251 In that case, I would like to collect my retirement package. 340 00:20:47,794 --> 00:20:48,962 He said retire. 341 00:20:49,046 --> 00:20:52,382 -Wait, you can't retire. -Now, settle down, spirits. 342 00:20:53,383 --> 00:20:55,802 -He's bluffing. -Sorry, did you say retire? 343 00:20:55,886 --> 00:20:57,304 Do I look like I'm bluffing? 344 00:20:59,223 --> 00:21:01,058 Actually, you do. Yes. 345 00:21:03,435 --> 00:21:04,436 All right, then. 346 00:21:11,652 --> 00:21:14,112 All you have to do is take it and you're retired. 347 00:21:14,988 --> 00:21:15,989 Back on Earth. 348 00:21:16,073 --> 00:21:20,202 Living, breathing and offering opinions on things you know nothing about. 349 00:21:20,702 --> 00:21:22,704 Right. Earth. 350 00:21:27,042 --> 00:21:29,211 You know what? We don't have to do this right now. 351 00:21:29,294 --> 00:21:32,714 There is no shame in your dedication to the betterment of mankind. 352 00:21:32,798 --> 00:21:35,259 -Now, if you'll excuse me. -Jacob, please. 353 00:21:35,342 --> 00:21:37,970 I can't explain it, but if I could just change this guy, 354 00:21:38,053 --> 00:21:40,597 -maybe I'll-- -What? Maybe you'll what? 355 00:21:41,974 --> 00:21:44,977 Oh, no. No. There's no need for a whole big number here. No. 356 00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:48,313 No spotlight. Gary, kill the spot-- 357 00:21:48,397 --> 00:21:49,606 Every day I wake up 358 00:21:49,690 --> 00:21:52,985 With a single dream Running through my head 359 00:21:53,068 --> 00:21:55,737 Look, I have another meeting I'm actually late for. 360 00:21:55,821 --> 00:21:59,199 To throw a tiny stone Into a mighty stream 361 00:21:59,283 --> 00:22:01,493 And watch the ripples as they spread 362 00:22:01,577 --> 00:22:04,454 Redeeming an unredeemable is nearly impossible. 363 00:22:05,747 --> 00:22:11,753 But if you'll promise to stop singing, you can have your perp. 364 00:22:13,797 --> 00:22:17,259 Really? Great. Thank you. That's quite reasonable. 365 00:22:18,385 --> 00:22:20,721 Thanks, Gary. We're good. You were right on the cue. 366 00:22:21,263 --> 00:22:23,265 Guys, he said yes. Let's get to work. 367 00:22:23,348 --> 00:22:24,474 Yes! 368 00:22:24,558 --> 00:22:26,393 Do you wanna hear the rest of my song? 369 00:22:28,061 --> 00:22:32,816 And so it begins. A full year of research and preparation. 370 00:22:37,070 --> 00:22:41,867 Painstakingly recreating one man's past, present and future. 371 00:22:45,245 --> 00:22:48,040 Why do we work so hard? We do it for the ripples. 372 00:22:50,334 --> 00:22:51,710 Damn! 373 00:22:51,793 --> 00:22:53,253 See, it's a documented fact 374 00:22:53,337 --> 00:22:56,632 that one person's kindness can have a ripple effect. 375 00:22:57,758 --> 00:22:59,676 Spreading goodwill like a pandemic-- 376 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,220 No. Scratch that. Sorry. 377 00:23:01,345 --> 00:23:02,513 You know, like-- 378 00:23:02,596 --> 00:23:07,184 You know when people at a football stadium do the wave? Like that. More like that. 379 00:23:11,855 --> 00:23:16,360 Now, finally, I have a perp with global reach. 380 00:23:20,447 --> 00:23:22,699 If we can redeem this unredeemable, 381 00:23:24,034 --> 00:23:26,662 imagine just how far these ripples could go. 382 00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:32,084 Briggs Media Group. One moment please. 383 00:23:32,167 --> 00:23:36,004 Watch how far the ripples go 384 00:23:36,088 --> 00:23:39,049 Watch how far the ripples go 385 00:23:39,132 --> 00:23:40,551 Go 386 00:23:40,634 --> 00:23:45,430 Ripple Look how far the ripples go 387 00:23:47,057 --> 00:23:49,768 Okay. The Billie Eilish- Ed Sheeran beef has been approved 388 00:23:49,852 --> 00:23:51,478 by management on both sides. 389 00:23:52,104 --> 00:23:55,774 Ed will post the insensitive comment on Tuesday and then apologize on Sunday. 390 00:23:55,858 --> 00:23:59,236 Okay, let's push the apology back to the day of the VMAs to maximize buzz. 391 00:24:00,487 --> 00:24:01,530 And your niece is here. 392 00:24:02,030 --> 00:24:05,909 Apparently, she'd like your help with something, but Owen didn't say what it is. 393 00:24:06,535 --> 00:24:07,828 She get the phone I sent? 394 00:24:08,412 --> 00:24:09,413 Hoverboard? 395 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,040 It's just-- I got a really busy day going here. 396 00:24:12,916 --> 00:24:14,001 No problem. 397 00:24:14,084 --> 00:24:16,795 I'll just go tell your late sister's only kid you're too busy. 398 00:24:18,213 --> 00:24:20,632 Top-notch guilt trip, Kimberly. 399 00:24:20,716 --> 00:24:23,677 The way you emphasize "late." Proud of you. 400 00:24:25,637 --> 00:24:27,014 So, Uncle Clint, 401 00:24:27,097 --> 00:24:31,602 I was thinking that maybe I would run for Student Council President. 402 00:24:34,354 --> 00:24:38,400 So, maybe you could help me. Something. 403 00:24:38,483 --> 00:24:41,695 Wow. That's-- I mean, you know, that requires someone who's very-- 404 00:24:42,404 --> 00:24:46,158 You've always struck me as someone who's more of an inside-voice type of person. 405 00:24:46,241 --> 00:24:49,661 So, what makes you want to run for Student Council President? 406 00:24:51,205 --> 00:24:53,749 -Go ahead. -Well, I think I can make the school 407 00:24:53,832 --> 00:24:55,000 -way better… -100%. 408 00:24:55,083 --> 00:24:56,084 …if they pick me. 409 00:24:57,085 --> 00:24:58,629 -But they probably won't. -Probably not. 410 00:24:58,712 --> 00:25:01,840 -'Cause Josh Hubbins is running, so… -Josh Hubbins? 411 00:25:02,633 --> 00:25:03,759 Jo-- He sounds like a, 412 00:25:03,842 --> 00:25:05,385 -you know, a legend at… -Yeah. 413 00:25:05,469 --> 00:25:06,512 …whatever school you go to. 414 00:25:07,262 --> 00:25:09,681 Never mind. It was a stupid idea. I'm sorry. 415 00:25:09,765 --> 00:25:10,933 I shouldn't have bothered you. 416 00:25:11,016 --> 00:25:12,893 It's all right. I have bad ideas sometimes. 417 00:25:12,976 --> 00:25:16,563 Clint, you promised Carrie if Wren ever needed anything, you would help her. 418 00:25:16,647 --> 00:25:18,941 -You remember that? -Yes. Yes, I remember. I… 419 00:25:25,447 --> 00:25:27,574 You've already won. You already won. 420 00:25:27,658 --> 00:25:31,203 Hey. Come here. Sit. Sit, please. 421 00:25:31,286 --> 00:25:34,289 You got this in the bag, but you're gonna get your hands dirty. 422 00:25:34,373 --> 00:25:36,667 You're gonna say and do things that you will not be proud of. 423 00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:37,751 Hey, wait a minute, Clint-- 424 00:25:37,834 --> 00:25:40,671 Please hold your indignation, 'cause it's gonna get worse. 425 00:25:40,754 --> 00:25:44,007 So, this Josh Hubbins, what are his grades like? 426 00:25:44,091 --> 00:25:45,425 He gets straight A's. 427 00:25:46,009 --> 00:25:47,636 -So do I. -Yeah. That's good for him, 428 00:25:47,719 --> 00:25:49,805 -but for you, I prefer C's. -She's never gotten less than-- 429 00:25:49,888 --> 00:25:52,140 I would love a D in there, so you're gonna tank your midterms, 430 00:25:52,224 --> 00:25:54,309 you're gonna bank some detentions, and boom. 431 00:25:54,393 --> 00:25:57,521 You're a woman of the people. We cast Josh as a snot-nosed elite. 432 00:25:57,604 --> 00:25:58,438 You get? 433 00:25:58,522 --> 00:26:01,400 I don't know about this, 'cause he's actually super nice. 434 00:26:01,483 --> 00:26:04,945 -Yeah, he's a great kid, really. -Okay. I will put you over my knee. 435 00:26:05,028 --> 00:26:07,072 And his parents have their own non-profit. 436 00:26:07,155 --> 00:26:09,199 Trust me, he's hiding something. Everybody is. 437 00:26:09,283 --> 00:26:12,160 Kimberly's gonna do some oppo research. That means digging up dirt. 438 00:26:12,244 --> 00:26:17,958 And Kimberly is the best. She is a stone-cold killer. 439 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,919 Opposition research on an eighth-grader? 440 00:26:21,545 --> 00:26:22,546 Sure. 441 00:26:23,088 --> 00:26:25,716 -Okay. -You hungry? You want a juice box? 442 00:26:25,799 --> 00:26:27,217 -I'm okay. -Want a Negroni? 443 00:26:27,301 --> 00:26:29,386 You know what? I'm just gonna stay on her, 444 00:26:29,469 --> 00:26:33,223 just in case this turns into an important story thread that we may wanna follow. 445 00:26:33,307 --> 00:26:34,892 Well, okay. 446 00:26:34,975 --> 00:26:37,895 Yeah, I'm gonna stay and watch him put ponytail man over his knee. 447 00:26:40,105 --> 00:26:41,106 Hey, Mom. 448 00:26:41,190 --> 00:26:45,986 Boy, we have similar jobs, don't we? Digging up dirt on people. 449 00:26:47,863 --> 00:26:49,239 What do we have here? 450 00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:53,994 When your parents make you eat Christmas dinner with homeless people. Gross. 451 00:26:54,077 --> 00:26:56,997 Oh, Josh. What did you post? 452 00:26:57,956 --> 00:27:01,752 You're sunk, kiddo. You are so sunk. 453 00:27:05,297 --> 00:27:07,799 I'm doing oppo research on a child. 454 00:27:15,849 --> 00:27:19,436 The big corner office The 12-person team 455 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:23,106 A slick leather chair The American Dream 456 00:27:23,190 --> 00:27:26,568 My mom used to clean Ritzy places like these 457 00:27:26,652 --> 00:27:31,281 With their overpriced art And their walls of degrees 458 00:27:31,823 --> 00:27:35,452 Well, now it's all mine With my name on the door 459 00:27:35,536 --> 00:27:39,373 A big, fancy desk on the 38th floor 460 00:27:39,456 --> 00:27:45,254 Look at the girl who did right At the height of a hard-won career 461 00:27:46,505 --> 00:27:50,384 What could surpass Giant windows of glass 462 00:27:50,467 --> 00:27:52,427 Framing miles of blue 463 00:27:53,095 --> 00:27:56,390 That's the view from here 464 00:27:58,934 --> 00:28:02,271 That's the view from here 465 00:28:03,063 --> 00:28:06,567 They say, "Climb the ladder No matter the cost" 466 00:28:07,067 --> 00:28:10,571 But nobody tells you How much can get lost 467 00:28:10,654 --> 00:28:14,032 That decent and hopeful Young woman you were 468 00:28:14,116 --> 00:28:17,202 Well, you wake up one day And you wonder 469 00:28:17,870 --> 00:28:19,746 "What happened to her?" 470 00:28:20,956 --> 00:28:24,668 That woman was made To see good in each heart 471 00:28:24,751 --> 00:28:28,255 But now she gets paid To pull people apart 472 00:28:28,881 --> 00:28:35,012 And, I mean, hey, look at me MVP, employee of the year 473 00:28:35,971 --> 00:28:39,766 Well, maybe I guess That this looks like success 474 00:28:39,850 --> 00:28:41,935 But it doesn't feel true 475 00:28:42,519 --> 00:28:45,814 That's the view from here 476 00:28:48,066 --> 00:28:51,361 That's the view from here 477 00:28:58,035 --> 00:29:01,455 I could keep doing oppo Keep digging up dirt 478 00:29:01,955 --> 00:29:05,542 Pretend I don't care When nice people get hurt 479 00:29:06,043 --> 00:29:09,379 Block out the guilt That I'd have to ignore 480 00:29:09,463 --> 00:29:14,718 For a raise as I rise To the 39th floor 481 00:29:18,222 --> 00:29:22,601 Or I can walk out this door And defiantly quit 482 00:29:22,684 --> 00:29:26,063 There's a line you can't cross And I think this is it 483 00:29:26,563 --> 00:29:30,025 Maybe I haven't lost sight Of what's right 484 00:29:30,108 --> 00:29:33,820 No, it's perfectly clear 485 00:29:35,030 --> 00:29:37,533 -That was quick. -Go ahead. Tell him how you feel. 486 00:29:38,742 --> 00:29:40,035 You found something good, didn't you? 487 00:29:40,118 --> 00:29:44,373 See, you can always tell by the self-loathing expression on her face. 488 00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:47,709 -Well, actually… -Yeah. Come on. You can do it. 489 00:29:47,793 --> 00:29:48,835 …I came here… 490 00:29:48,919 --> 00:29:51,588 To say you quit your job, but you want ample severance. 491 00:29:52,673 --> 00:29:56,051 -…to say, I… -Yeah. 492 00:29:56,134 --> 00:29:59,972 …found something that should do the trick. 493 00:30:00,055 --> 00:30:03,225 Yes, you did. Let's go see. Come on. 494 00:30:06,478 --> 00:30:10,858 At the end of the day Words are easy to say 495 00:30:11,525 --> 00:30:14,486 But it looks like the walking away 496 00:30:14,570 --> 00:30:17,489 Is a little bit harder to do 497 00:30:19,074 --> 00:30:21,869 That's the view 498 00:30:23,579 --> 00:30:24,913 From here 499 00:30:37,301 --> 00:30:41,054 Well, Josh's family runs a Christmas Day dinner at a homeless shelter. 500 00:30:41,138 --> 00:30:43,307 He'll be humblebragging the crap out of that. 501 00:30:43,390 --> 00:30:48,478 But, two years ago, he posted and quickly deleted this on TikTok. 502 00:30:48,562 --> 00:30:49,521 When your parents 503 00:30:49,605 --> 00:30:52,357 make you eat Christmas dinner with homeless people. Gross. 504 00:30:54,610 --> 00:30:56,195 I am outraged. 505 00:30:56,278 --> 00:30:58,155 I told you Kimberly was the best. 506 00:30:58,238 --> 00:31:00,699 Once Josh is done trumpeting his annual good deed, Wrenny, 507 00:31:00,782 --> 00:31:04,328 you post that video, start writing your acceptance speech, and Bob's your uncle. 508 00:31:04,411 --> 00:31:06,496 -Actually, I'm your uncle, so… -This is two years ago. 509 00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:09,499 -Time to go. -He's a kid. He's in sixth grade. 510 00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:12,252 Wait, Clint, please. Can we just hang on and talk about this for a second? 511 00:31:12,336 --> 00:31:15,631 We only get one elevator a day. So, let's catch this one. Bye, guys. 512 00:31:16,507 --> 00:31:17,925 -Like ya. -Do it again. 513 00:31:18,008 --> 00:31:19,259 Yeah. 514 00:31:22,846 --> 00:31:25,599 It's official. I'm a terrible person. 515 00:31:26,850 --> 00:31:28,185 No, you're not. 516 00:31:32,523 --> 00:31:33,524 Excuse me? 517 00:31:35,692 --> 00:31:38,070 What? Can she see you right now? 518 00:31:38,153 --> 00:31:39,446 Have we met? 519 00:31:40,113 --> 00:31:41,114 Can she see me? 520 00:31:41,615 --> 00:31:42,616 Hey! 521 00:31:44,159 --> 00:31:45,994 -This is crazy. -I don't think so. 522 00:31:46,078 --> 00:31:47,079 No. 523 00:31:47,162 --> 00:31:50,040 Well, then how do you know how terrible I may or may not be? 524 00:31:50,123 --> 00:31:51,583 Why can she see you? 525 00:31:51,667 --> 00:31:52,918 I don't know. 526 00:31:54,336 --> 00:31:56,839 Well, I've always been a good judge of character. 527 00:31:56,922 --> 00:32:00,467 -It's kinda baked into my job. -Do you work here? 528 00:32:00,551 --> 00:32:02,886 -We have to kill her now, right? -No! 529 00:32:04,263 --> 00:32:06,390 I'm here on a project. 530 00:32:06,974 --> 00:32:08,350 -For Briggs? -What are you doing? 531 00:32:08,433 --> 00:32:10,352 Well, it involves Mr. Briggs. 532 00:32:10,435 --> 00:32:12,896 Get out of this. You're going to get us in trouble. 533 00:32:12,980 --> 00:32:14,273 Really? Which project? 534 00:32:14,356 --> 00:32:16,441 Make something up. Make something up. Abort. 535 00:32:16,525 --> 00:32:19,736 -I'm The Ghost of Christmas Present. -What are you doing? 536 00:32:21,071 --> 00:32:22,573 Yeah, we'll be haunting him this Christmas, 537 00:32:22,656 --> 00:32:25,284 -in hopes we can change him into being… -You got to be kidding me. 538 00:32:25,367 --> 00:32:27,160 …a more positive force for humanity. 539 00:32:28,996 --> 00:32:30,289 Clint? 540 00:32:31,373 --> 00:32:32,916 Clint. Yeah. 541 00:32:37,296 --> 00:32:38,297 I'm Kimberly. 542 00:32:52,686 --> 00:32:54,021 Roberto. 543 00:32:54,897 --> 00:32:56,356 C. Fishman. 544 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,817 Pratt. Roberto C. Fishman Pratt. 545 00:33:00,485 --> 00:33:03,989 Well. Thanks for the laugh, Roberto. 546 00:33:04,698 --> 00:33:08,744 And the compliment. I needed both of them right about now. 547 00:33:09,745 --> 00:33:11,079 Like the outfit. 548 00:33:12,414 --> 00:33:13,457 Thank you. 549 00:33:16,627 --> 00:33:20,589 You know, I think deep down, you wanted her to see you because you're into her. 550 00:33:20,672 --> 00:33:22,090 I'm not into her. 551 00:33:22,633 --> 00:33:24,009 Roberto C. Fishman Pratt? 552 00:33:24,092 --> 00:33:26,762 -Okay, it's a bad name! -It's too many names. 553 00:33:27,804 --> 00:33:29,223 And as if we didn't have enough 554 00:33:29,306 --> 00:33:30,516 to fight about at Christmas dinner, 555 00:33:30,599 --> 00:33:34,228 the kind of Christmas tree you have is now a battle on social media. 556 00:33:34,978 --> 00:33:37,022 It is. Lots of anger on both sides. 557 00:33:37,105 --> 00:33:40,817 Apparently, if you have a real tree, you're a judgmental elitist hipster. 558 00:33:42,110 --> 00:33:43,195 But if you have a fake tree, 559 00:33:43,278 --> 00:33:46,532 you're an enemy of Santa Claus, Jesus, and Mariah Carey. And that's-- 560 00:33:47,699 --> 00:33:49,868 You don't wanna bring out Mariah's bad side. 561 00:33:51,578 --> 00:33:54,456 Hey. I'm watching it right now. 562 00:33:55,123 --> 00:33:57,751 Yeah. Let's have our influencers hit it hard. 563 00:33:57,834 --> 00:34:00,754 #ChristmasTreeWar. And remind Wren-- 564 00:34:00,837 --> 00:34:02,381 Rafi, these are amazing. 565 00:34:02,464 --> 00:34:04,174 Remind Wren not to post the video of the kid 566 00:34:04,258 --> 00:34:05,968 until after he posts from the homeless shelter-- 567 00:34:06,051 --> 00:34:07,052 Holy bejeebus. 568 00:34:09,054 --> 00:34:10,347 The suit is amazing. 569 00:34:11,222 --> 00:34:12,599 Wow, Beth. 570 00:34:21,858 --> 00:34:22,860 Are you guys… 571 00:34:26,195 --> 00:34:27,197 Beth? 572 00:34:47,217 --> 00:34:50,095 Oh, damn. That's not good. 573 00:34:51,180 --> 00:34:53,472 All right, whoever's filming me, I'm impressed. 574 00:34:57,352 --> 00:34:58,520 Oh, Jesus! 575 00:34:59,229 --> 00:35:05,068 This chain I forged in life is girded of my own free will. 576 00:35:05,569 --> 00:35:08,947 Link by link with each soul I made to suffer. 577 00:35:09,031 --> 00:35:11,992 Very convincing. Okay, who-- 578 00:35:15,454 --> 00:35:16,914 Oh, f-- 579 00:35:16,997 --> 00:35:20,083 Ye shall find no sleep tonight 580 00:35:20,167 --> 00:35:21,543 Okay, I'm dreaming. 581 00:35:21,627 --> 00:35:25,088 No, this is not a dream 582 00:35:25,172 --> 00:35:26,465 God, you're ugly. 583 00:35:26,548 --> 00:35:30,093 Many wrongs have ye to right 584 00:35:30,177 --> 00:35:34,264 Dark deeds ye must redeem 585 00:35:34,348 --> 00:35:37,100 You keep singing, I'm gonna stand up. 586 00:35:37,184 --> 00:35:41,396 Your past, your present And your future 587 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,690 Ye shall soon behold 588 00:35:43,774 --> 00:35:45,317 This is very, very weird. 589 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:49,863 The story of your life 590 00:35:49,947 --> 00:35:52,199 Shall now 591 00:35:52,783 --> 00:35:56,828 Unfold 592 00:36:00,082 --> 00:36:01,500 Feel my chain! 593 00:36:02,584 --> 00:36:03,585 Can I not? 594 00:36:07,005 --> 00:36:11,593 The story of your life The truth you're scared to hear 595 00:36:11,677 --> 00:36:12,678 I-- 596 00:36:12,761 --> 00:36:16,682 The story of your life A tale of reckoning and fear 597 00:36:16,765 --> 00:36:19,768 I just have one thing you really need to-- 598 00:36:19,852 --> 00:36:21,812 I'm so sorry. 599 00:36:21,895 --> 00:36:24,106 I'm stuck on the first thing there. 600 00:36:24,189 --> 00:36:26,108 The-- You said, "Past, present, future." 601 00:36:27,276 --> 00:36:29,820 Like A Christmas Carol? The Dickens story? 602 00:36:29,903 --> 00:36:31,530 The Bill Murray movie with Bobcat Goldthwait? 603 00:36:31,613 --> 00:36:34,867 Yes. Like the Dickens book and the Bill Murray movie 604 00:36:34,950 --> 00:36:36,910 and every other adaptation nobody asked for. 605 00:36:36,994 --> 00:36:39,955 Now, please, if you would just let me get this out. Sit. 606 00:36:40,038 --> 00:36:41,039 Here? 607 00:36:41,707 --> 00:36:42,708 Okay. 608 00:36:47,671 --> 00:36:50,007 You might rewrite 609 00:36:50,090 --> 00:36:53,844 The story of your life 610 00:36:54,344 --> 00:36:56,054 Before it's all too late 611 00:36:58,390 --> 00:36:59,641 What is it? 612 00:36:59,725 --> 00:37:01,977 Again, I'm so sorry. 613 00:37:02,644 --> 00:37:04,479 So, out of all the people on the planet-- 614 00:37:04,563 --> 00:37:09,026 murderers, racists, people who do gender-reveal parties-- 615 00:37:09,109 --> 00:37:10,694 I'm the guy you're gonna haunt? 616 00:37:10,777 --> 00:37:12,863 If you would shut up and let me finish, you might understand-- 617 00:37:12,946 --> 00:37:14,823 -Yes, sir. -You know what? 618 00:37:15,324 --> 00:37:17,075 Forget it. It's not worth the trouble. 619 00:37:17,159 --> 00:37:18,660 Three ghosts coming to save you. 620 00:37:18,744 --> 00:37:21,788 Bit more consideration for them than you did for me maybe, yeah? 621 00:37:21,872 --> 00:37:23,415 -Noted. -Good. All right, then. Cheers. 622 00:37:32,925 --> 00:37:37,763 I told you. The guy is a level 20 pain in the ass. 623 00:37:40,599 --> 00:37:41,600 You got this. 624 00:37:41,683 --> 00:37:43,268 Yeah. No sweat. 625 00:37:43,352 --> 00:37:45,103 All right, team, last looks. I'm going in. 626 00:37:45,187 --> 00:37:47,856 Go get 'em, girl. Knock 'em dead. 627 00:37:59,910 --> 00:38:01,495 Oh, come on. 628 00:38:24,601 --> 00:38:26,061 Hello, Mr. Briggs. 629 00:38:26,144 --> 00:38:29,356 I'm The Ghost of Christmas Past. Your past. 630 00:38:30,065 --> 00:38:32,484 Hi. Wow. 631 00:38:32,985 --> 00:38:36,405 Good. You're not what I was expecting. 632 00:38:36,488 --> 00:38:38,323 No? How so? 633 00:38:38,407 --> 00:38:39,992 I mean, you're lovely. 634 00:38:40,075 --> 00:38:41,910 Yeah, I know. 635 00:38:43,036 --> 00:38:48,125 -But still, it is nice to hear it. -I bet. 636 00:38:48,959 --> 00:38:53,046 Thank you. But we should just-- We should go. 637 00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:56,091 I just-- If you don't mind-- Would you mind if I have a quick shower? 638 00:38:56,175 --> 00:38:58,594 -I just would love to freshen up a skosh-- -Shower? Right now? 639 00:38:58,677 --> 00:39:01,346 The last ghost was a little musky, and I touched his chain. 640 00:39:02,681 --> 00:39:08,604 Yeah. Then definitely. You should shower if you're feeling dirty. 641 00:39:09,188 --> 00:39:11,231 -Thank you. Okay. -Well, no. 642 00:39:11,315 --> 00:39:12,900 I mean, wait. No. 643 00:39:12,983 --> 00:39:16,111 We should just-- We have to go. There's a lot to see. 644 00:39:16,195 --> 00:39:17,237 Right. Of course. Yeah. 645 00:39:18,363 --> 00:39:20,866 Soft. Jinx. 646 00:39:21,658 --> 00:39:22,659 Owe me a beer. 647 00:39:25,078 --> 00:39:27,122 -Yeah. We should go. -Yeah. 648 00:39:34,588 --> 00:39:35,756 Hey, Chief. 649 00:39:36,256 --> 00:39:38,008 -You got a sec? -Yeah. What's up? 650 00:39:38,091 --> 00:39:41,553 Look, man. I'm tired of being just the guy who points at stuff. 651 00:39:41,637 --> 00:39:45,474 Right. Well, look, hey, I wouldn't underestimate the pointing. 652 00:39:45,557 --> 00:39:46,850 -Yeah. -I mean, the way you do it, 653 00:39:46,934 --> 00:39:48,602 it's chilling. Hit me with it again. 654 00:39:49,311 --> 00:39:50,437 Boom! 655 00:39:50,521 --> 00:39:52,606 Okay. You're very good at it. 656 00:39:52,689 --> 00:39:56,318 Yeah, I appreciate that, but I've got some catchphrases I wanna try out. 657 00:39:56,401 --> 00:39:57,778 Check these out. 658 00:39:57,861 --> 00:40:01,490 "Welcome to the bone zone." "Bone appétit." 659 00:40:02,115 --> 00:40:05,244 Or my favorite, "You've been Christmas Caroled, bitch." 660 00:40:05,327 --> 00:40:06,537 I don't know what to say. 661 00:40:07,037 --> 00:40:09,581 Every year during the haunt, you try to talk and nothing comes out. 662 00:40:09,665 --> 00:40:11,750 Yeah, and why is that? It's just not-- 663 00:40:11,833 --> 00:40:14,336 Dude, it's not up to him. He doesn't make the rules. 664 00:40:14,419 --> 00:40:17,005 Excuse me. Why aren't you on the haunt? 665 00:40:17,089 --> 00:40:20,551 Yeah. Well, get a load of this. 666 00:40:20,634 --> 00:40:21,677 Yeah, I'm waiting. 667 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:24,388 So, flying him back to his childhood in Minneapolis. 668 00:40:24,471 --> 00:40:26,181 -Uh-huh. -And he's holding my hand. 669 00:40:26,265 --> 00:40:29,309 And he can't help himself, he starts flirting with me. 670 00:40:29,393 --> 00:40:32,354 One thing led to another, and you know. 671 00:40:33,438 --> 00:40:35,023 Please tell me you're kidding. 672 00:40:35,107 --> 00:40:37,192 -I am… -Okay. 673 00:40:37,276 --> 00:40:38,151 …not kidding. 674 00:40:38,235 --> 00:40:39,403 -What? -I know. 675 00:40:39,486 --> 00:40:42,447 -Here we go. -It was unprofessional, but, you know, 676 00:40:42,531 --> 00:40:45,492 it's been a very long time since anyone's tried to get up in my beeswax. 677 00:40:45,576 --> 00:40:48,161 So, Mama did something for herself for a change. 678 00:40:48,245 --> 00:40:51,665 Okay. Well, did Mama consider the stakes? He's an unredeemable! 679 00:40:51,748 --> 00:40:53,375 He redeemed himself a little bit. 680 00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:55,252 -Good for you! -Just saying. 681 00:40:55,794 --> 00:40:58,130 Okay. Now I feel like he's judging me. 682 00:40:59,006 --> 00:41:00,799 No, I'm not judging you. 683 00:41:00,883 --> 00:41:04,219 I don't even know what to think. Hold on. Where is he now? 684 00:41:04,303 --> 00:41:07,848 He's fine. He's in his childhood bedroom in the '80s. 685 00:41:07,931 --> 00:41:09,183 We'll talk about this later. 686 00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:11,810 I need you to get back out there and take him through his past. 687 00:41:11,894 --> 00:41:15,355 Right. Yes, okay. But, hey, could you do it? Cover my shift? 688 00:41:15,439 --> 00:41:19,318 I mean, I feel like it's gonna be awkward. He's really into me. 689 00:41:29,828 --> 00:41:30,829 All right. 690 00:41:30,913 --> 00:41:33,916 Don't you come back with the same story she did. 691 00:41:46,595 --> 00:41:48,639 My Alex P. Keaton action figure. 692 00:41:49,598 --> 00:41:52,684 Hey, ghost girl. 693 00:41:53,352 --> 00:41:55,229 When I was a kid, this thing-- 694 00:41:57,064 --> 00:41:58,482 Hello, Mr. Briggs. 695 00:41:58,565 --> 00:42:02,819 Hello. Where's the other one? Are you also a-- 696 00:42:05,113 --> 00:42:10,744 Wow. This dream makes zero sense. 697 00:42:10,827 --> 00:42:12,412 This is not a dream, Mr. Briggs. 698 00:42:12,496 --> 00:42:14,706 -And can you stop touching my face? -For sure. 699 00:42:14,790 --> 00:42:16,124 I'm your Ghost of Christmas Present. 700 00:42:16,208 --> 00:42:19,211 Present? What are you doing in my past? 701 00:42:19,294 --> 00:42:20,712 See? Dream. 702 00:42:21,505 --> 00:42:24,716 Well, your haunt got off to a bit of a "humpy" start. 703 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,093 Yes, it did. 704 00:42:27,177 --> 00:42:30,138 So, I will be handling both past and present this evening. 705 00:42:30,222 --> 00:42:31,390 -Of course. -This isn't my usual gig, 706 00:42:31,473 --> 00:42:33,809 so I just need to get a lay of the land, if you don't mind? 707 00:42:33,892 --> 00:42:35,269 Sure. 708 00:42:36,770 --> 00:42:39,273 Yeah. This should do. Okay. 709 00:42:40,482 --> 00:42:41,984 Hey, I'm haunting you. 710 00:42:42,067 --> 00:42:46,071 You can't just run away from me when I'm haunting you. Hello? 711 00:42:47,406 --> 00:42:48,866 -Hey, hotshot… -Geez. 712 00:42:49,533 --> 00:42:51,702 …you know, it's totally understandable if you're scared 713 00:42:51,785 --> 00:42:53,787 that you won't be able to defend your choices. 714 00:42:55,289 --> 00:43:00,085 -Look, Colonel Sanders… -I haunted him, yes. 715 00:43:00,669 --> 00:43:03,297 The proper way to do that technique is, you-- 716 00:43:06,675 --> 00:43:09,303 Am I right? I said, am I right? 717 00:43:10,012 --> 00:43:11,638 -Carrie. -Carrie! 718 00:43:11,722 --> 00:43:14,433 -Mom said we can open one present tonight. -Cool. 719 00:43:14,516 --> 00:43:16,727 Let's start with that green one. 720 00:43:18,604 --> 00:43:19,938 You got me a puppy? 721 00:43:20,022 --> 00:43:22,691 You've only been asking me for a puppy for about, what, a thousand years? 722 00:43:22,774 --> 00:43:23,817 Where is he? 723 00:43:24,568 --> 00:43:25,903 He's sleeping in the kitchen. 724 00:43:25,986 --> 00:43:28,906 -Sparky? -Sparky? 725 00:43:29,531 --> 00:43:31,033 Oh, Clinty, wait till you see him. 726 00:43:31,116 --> 00:43:35,037 He's got the most adorable little white paws and-- Oh, my God. 727 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,956 How many times have I told you to close this kitchen door when you come back in? 728 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:41,376 If it doesn't click when you close it, then it lets all the heat out, 729 00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:44,087 and apparently, adorable little puppies too. 730 00:43:44,171 --> 00:43:46,381 Oh, geez, this is a Christmas tragedy. 731 00:43:46,465 --> 00:43:48,759 Clint, no, she's lying. 732 00:43:48,842 --> 00:43:50,093 There is no puppy. 733 00:43:50,177 --> 00:43:53,055 She got you a dog dish to make you think that there was a puppy. 734 00:43:53,764 --> 00:43:54,765 That's ridiculous. 735 00:43:54,848 --> 00:43:56,433 Then why aren't we looking for it? 736 00:43:56,517 --> 00:43:59,436 You know, if you spent a nickel on it, we would be out looking all night. 737 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,396 That is it. 738 00:44:02,356 --> 00:44:04,274 You're ruining Christmas! 739 00:44:05,901 --> 00:44:07,945 Yeah, you keep on running, missy. 740 00:44:08,904 --> 00:44:10,239 Hey, where do you think you're going? 741 00:44:10,822 --> 00:44:14,076 Sparky? 742 00:44:14,159 --> 00:44:15,494 I see it now. 743 00:44:18,205 --> 00:44:20,415 -Sparky? -I see the-- 744 00:44:21,166 --> 00:44:22,167 I see the-- 745 00:44:22,834 --> 00:44:28,215 the chain of events that led me to be the monster that I am. 746 00:44:30,551 --> 00:44:33,220 -Sorry. That was too much. -You're faking. Very nice. 747 00:44:33,303 --> 00:44:38,016 What do you expect when you misread the situation so egregiously? 748 00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:41,728 That was the single best Christmas gift that she or anyone else has ever given me. 749 00:44:41,812 --> 00:44:44,773 Hold on. A lie about a nonexistent puppy? 750 00:44:44,857 --> 00:44:45,774 No. 751 00:44:45,858 --> 00:44:49,945 The solid-gold lesson that people will believe anything if they wanna believe it. 752 00:44:50,028 --> 00:44:52,030 I wanted a puppy so bad 753 00:44:52,114 --> 00:44:55,367 that it was better to believe I had a lost dog than no dog at all. 754 00:44:55,450 --> 00:44:59,496 That lesson made me so rich, I could buy a million puppies. 755 00:44:59,580 --> 00:45:03,208 Plus I never left the door open again, so you know, win-win. 756 00:45:03,292 --> 00:45:04,543 Okay, smarty-pants. 757 00:45:08,297 --> 00:45:09,548 -Thank you. -No. 758 00:45:10,674 --> 00:45:14,178 -That's not for you. It's for her. -Who's her? 759 00:45:15,429 --> 00:45:20,058 Yeah, I heard of this. It's where people use that-- 760 00:45:20,142 --> 00:45:22,769 -that pound or hashy thing, right? -Yeah. Yep, I'm telling you, 761 00:45:22,853 --> 00:45:25,564 a year from now, this is gonna be on all of your phones. 762 00:45:25,647 --> 00:45:26,648 I don't know. 763 00:45:26,732 --> 00:45:29,484 Do people really wanna talk about everything they've ever done 764 00:45:29,568 --> 00:45:32,529 -with every idiot they've ever met? -Yes. Yes, they do, new girl. 765 00:45:32,613 --> 00:45:34,072 -They really do. -Really? It's Nora. 766 00:45:35,157 --> 00:45:38,911 Nora. Yes, every thought, every meal. 767 00:45:38,994 --> 00:45:40,329 Boy, that Nora was a keeper. 768 00:45:41,538 --> 00:45:42,873 Wonder how it all works out with her. 769 00:45:45,667 --> 00:45:48,712 Ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas. 770 00:45:49,379 --> 00:45:50,714 Ho, ho, ho. 771 00:45:51,298 --> 00:45:53,091 Good. Christmas shopping. 772 00:45:53,175 --> 00:45:54,635 -Hey, that's Clint right there. -Hey, Clint. 773 00:45:54,718 --> 00:45:56,303 -Hi, Nora. -Hi. 774 00:45:56,386 --> 00:45:57,679 Oh, my God, I love your boots. 775 00:45:58,805 --> 00:45:59,890 -Hey -Hey, Owen. 776 00:45:59,973 --> 00:46:02,768 I'm sorry. The level of detail is astounding. 777 00:46:04,228 --> 00:46:05,229 Is that a Sephora? 778 00:46:07,231 --> 00:46:09,024 -Yeah. -Those didn't exist. 779 00:46:09,107 --> 00:46:11,026 Good eye. Yeah, that wasn't here. 780 00:46:11,652 --> 00:46:12,986 We have a deal with them. 781 00:46:13,070 --> 00:46:15,030 There's my baby boy. 782 00:46:15,113 --> 00:46:16,448 Mom invited herself, so… 783 00:46:16,532 --> 00:46:17,866 -Here we-- -Hi, hon. 784 00:46:18,367 --> 00:46:20,285 Good, you're drunk. Well, it's 8 a.m. somewhere. 785 00:46:20,369 --> 00:46:21,745 God, I used to love this mall. 786 00:46:21,828 --> 00:46:22,829 Hey. 787 00:46:23,330 --> 00:46:25,249 And I see you brought this one again. Very lovely. 788 00:46:25,332 --> 00:46:27,709 -It's nice to see you, Wendy. -Yeah, I'll bet it is. 789 00:46:27,793 --> 00:46:30,003 Hey, if anyone's looking for a gift for me… 790 00:46:30,087 --> 00:46:31,505 What? 791 00:46:31,588 --> 00:46:32,881 -Shut up. -What? 792 00:46:32,965 --> 00:46:36,301 I'm gonna be an uncle? Uncle Owen? Like Star Wars? 793 00:46:36,385 --> 00:46:38,095 Oh, my God. That's amazing. 794 00:46:39,763 --> 00:46:41,640 -What? How? With who? -With me. 795 00:46:41,723 --> 00:46:44,101 I'm done waiting around for a good man. I want a baby. 796 00:46:44,184 --> 00:46:46,728 So I went to a clinic and all I know about the daddy 797 00:46:46,812 --> 00:46:50,482 is that he's getting his master's in marine biology and I helped pay for it. 798 00:46:51,483 --> 00:46:53,151 I love sea turtles. 799 00:46:53,235 --> 00:46:56,238 -I get knocked up on Thursday. -Congratulations. 800 00:46:57,322 --> 00:46:59,992 Honey. Aren't you happy for your sister? 801 00:47:00,075 --> 00:47:01,493 No. Not really, no. 802 00:47:01,577 --> 00:47:02,911 Come on, Clint. 803 00:47:02,995 --> 00:47:07,291 Come on, Carrie. I love you, but you have no clue how to be a mom. 804 00:47:07,374 --> 00:47:10,043 -Come on, dude. Not cool, man. -What are you talking about? 805 00:47:10,127 --> 00:47:12,546 Your sister was always really good to you, wasn't she? 806 00:47:12,629 --> 00:47:14,173 It's okay. I understand how he feels. 807 00:47:14,256 --> 00:47:15,090 -I really do. -See? 808 00:47:15,174 --> 00:47:18,760 Okay, I don't. You are incapable of putting anyone ahead of yourself 809 00:47:18,844 --> 00:47:21,054 and I'm-- Oh, my God, I'm so done with it. 810 00:47:21,638 --> 00:47:23,432 No. Nora. Hey. Come on. 811 00:47:23,515 --> 00:47:24,725 -Don't do this. Don't. Come on. -You know what? 812 00:47:24,808 --> 00:47:25,934 Hey, it's Christmas. It's Christmas. 813 00:47:26,018 --> 00:47:27,895 It's my fault, all right? 814 00:47:27,978 --> 00:47:33,609 I thought that I could change you and only a fool would think that. Goodbye. 815 00:47:36,361 --> 00:47:37,654 All right. Bye, hon. 816 00:47:37,738 --> 00:47:40,073 -Suck it, Wendy. -Okay, you too. 817 00:47:40,157 --> 00:47:43,577 You know-- So I was a little pigheaded. Weren't you ever in your 20s? 818 00:47:44,077 --> 00:47:45,078 It's not about me. 819 00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:49,458 You know what? Why not? Why isn't it about you? 820 00:47:49,541 --> 00:47:51,835 I don't get to know anything about my accusers? 821 00:48:00,260 --> 00:48:02,054 Hey. You watching this? 822 00:48:02,554 --> 00:48:04,640 Senator, will you be resigning? 823 00:48:04,723 --> 00:48:06,558 Clint, you fabricated a scandal. 824 00:48:06,642 --> 00:48:07,601 La, la, la, la 825 00:48:07,684 --> 00:48:10,312 I'm not watching your dramatic "reencrapment" 826 00:48:10,395 --> 00:48:11,855 until you tell me something about you. 827 00:48:11,939 --> 00:48:13,649 -You're acting like a child. -I can't hear you. 828 00:48:13,732 --> 00:48:15,776 It's not crappy either. 829 00:48:15,859 --> 00:48:19,738 -It's very accurate. Hold CPM-104, please. -I can't hear you. 830 00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:21,406 All right. 831 00:48:21,907 --> 00:48:22,908 Nice. 832 00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:25,994 I'll answer one question about me. 833 00:48:26,078 --> 00:48:27,329 Okay, five questions. 834 00:48:27,996 --> 00:48:29,623 -Two. -Eight. Final offer. 835 00:48:29,706 --> 00:48:33,919 But we'll close at three. Okay. Question one, were you ever alive? 836 00:48:35,379 --> 00:48:36,380 -Yes. -When? 837 00:48:37,464 --> 00:48:39,633 Well, I've been dead nearly two centuries. 838 00:48:39,716 --> 00:48:41,760 What? Oh, my God. 839 00:48:41,844 --> 00:48:43,762 And you've been doing the same job the whole time? 840 00:48:43,846 --> 00:48:47,516 No. No, I was… First ten seasons, I was in research. 841 00:48:48,892 --> 00:48:51,728 -And then our GC Present retired. -GC? 842 00:48:51,812 --> 00:48:53,689 -GC-- Ghost of Christmas Present… -Ghost-- 843 00:48:53,772 --> 00:48:57,359 -Yeah. Of course. -…retired, and… 844 00:48:58,402 --> 00:49:00,487 -I was called up to the show. -Oh, my God. 845 00:49:01,071 --> 00:49:02,114 You know that first save? 846 00:49:02,865 --> 00:49:04,533 -Incredible rush. -Huge. 847 00:49:05,033 --> 00:49:06,577 Felt like I was really making a difference. 848 00:49:07,452 --> 00:49:10,747 Was making a difference. But you're not anymore? 849 00:49:13,208 --> 00:49:15,335 Okay, you know what? I've answered your three questions. 850 00:49:15,419 --> 00:49:16,795 And you just answered my fourth. 851 00:49:16,879 --> 00:49:19,590 Why do you feel like that you're not making a difference anymore? 852 00:49:19,673 --> 00:49:22,342 -What the hell is wrong with you? -Me? 853 00:49:22,426 --> 00:49:25,554 I have never once had to put up with this level of bullshit from a perp. 854 00:49:25,637 --> 00:49:29,057 -A perp? -We are walking around in your past. 855 00:49:29,141 --> 00:49:31,977 Most people are too freaked out to crawl up my ass 856 00:49:32,060 --> 00:49:34,980 with a bunch of stupid, irrelevant questions. 857 00:49:35,063 --> 00:49:38,901 Stop it. Shut your dumb face and just watch the scene. 858 00:49:39,902 --> 00:49:41,570 Resume CPM-104, please. 859 00:49:42,196 --> 00:49:45,032 Clint, you fabricated a scandal. 860 00:49:45,115 --> 00:49:46,366 I didn't fabricate-- 861 00:49:46,450 --> 00:49:51,288 I suggested a scandal that the public and the media ran with. 862 00:49:51,371 --> 00:49:54,374 -And it's gonna get our client elected. -You destroyed that woman's life. 863 00:49:55,417 --> 00:49:57,336 We talked about these tactics. 864 00:49:58,253 --> 00:49:59,713 I didn't build this company 865 00:49:59,796 --> 00:50:01,924 so I wouldn't be able to look my kids in the eye. 866 00:50:02,508 --> 00:50:05,302 Okay, I have put this off long enough, but-- 867 00:50:06,803 --> 00:50:07,930 Are you about to fire me? 868 00:50:08,013 --> 00:50:12,434 Clint, you're the brightest guy I know. You're gonna land on your feet. 869 00:50:13,352 --> 00:50:18,023 No, I'm not gonna land on my feet, Dan, I'm gonna land on you. 870 00:50:18,106 --> 00:50:19,942 When I take all of your clients with me. 871 00:50:20,025 --> 00:50:21,777 You have a noncompete clause. 872 00:50:21,860 --> 00:50:23,529 Which you will not enforce 873 00:50:23,612 --> 00:50:28,909 because you so fear what I can do using these tactics which are beneath you. 874 00:50:30,327 --> 00:50:31,537 Merry Christmas, Dan. 875 00:50:33,580 --> 00:50:37,376 He built this company with honor and integrity, and you destroyed it. 876 00:50:38,335 --> 00:50:39,836 Well done. Come on. 877 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:43,257 Now hold on a second. Wait. 878 00:50:43,340 --> 00:50:46,134 You're taking me all out of context. Wait, watch what happens next. 879 00:50:46,218 --> 00:50:48,595 Hey, Kimberly. I'm starting my own firm. 880 00:50:48,679 --> 00:50:50,848 I see greatness in you, and it's being squandered here. 881 00:50:50,931 --> 00:50:53,267 I'm gonna make you an executive VP, I will double your salary, 882 00:50:53,350 --> 00:50:56,687 but you gotta decide right now, are you in or are you out? 883 00:50:58,397 --> 00:50:59,690 I-- 884 00:51:03,026 --> 00:51:04,653 I guess I'm in. 885 00:51:04,736 --> 00:51:08,073 Great. Grab your coat. Let's go build a dream. 886 00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:11,326 Nobody gives you credit for that, do they? Believing in people. 887 00:51:11,410 --> 00:51:13,453 -Helping them live their best life. -Best life? 888 00:51:13,537 --> 00:51:14,663 -Yes. -Is that what you think? 889 00:51:14,746 --> 00:51:15,747 -100%. -All right. 890 00:51:15,831 --> 00:51:17,207 You know what? 891 00:51:17,291 --> 00:51:20,419 Can you cue up DS-261 from a couple days ago? 892 00:51:20,502 --> 00:51:21,753 261? I cut that part. 893 00:51:21,837 --> 00:51:25,340 I realize it's a deleted scene. I'm calling an audible. Okay, Bonnie? 894 00:51:25,424 --> 00:51:28,552 All right. God. Has he said anything about me? 895 00:51:28,635 --> 00:51:31,096 -No. -Okay, but, like, what's his vibe? 896 00:51:31,180 --> 00:51:32,514 I have no idea. 897 00:51:32,598 --> 00:51:34,850 Right. I know this is gonna sound weird, but trust me, 898 00:51:34,933 --> 00:51:37,895 -it's strictly business. -What? 899 00:51:37,978 --> 00:51:40,689 Can you smell his hair and describe it to me? 900 00:51:40,772 --> 00:51:41,732 No. 901 00:51:41,815 --> 00:51:43,984 Hi. This is Margo from HR. 902 00:51:44,067 --> 00:51:47,738 I just wanna say, everything is HR approved, totally okay. 903 00:51:47,821 --> 00:51:53,035 -Just go ahead with whatever you wanna do. -Fine. Cotton candy. 904 00:51:53,619 --> 00:51:55,913 Oh, my God. That's so sexy. 905 00:51:55,996 --> 00:51:58,999 Now can you re-cue the scene, please? 906 00:51:59,082 --> 00:52:02,502 Right. 261 coming at ya. Audible, I remember. 907 00:52:03,212 --> 00:52:06,298 So this boy Wren's running against, Josh Hubbins? 908 00:52:06,381 --> 00:52:09,134 Well, Josh's family runs a Christmas Day dinner 909 00:52:09,218 --> 00:52:11,303 -at a homeless shelter… -This was, like, two days ago. 910 00:52:11,386 --> 00:52:12,930 I mean, I remember what ha-- 911 00:52:13,013 --> 00:52:14,932 …quickly deleted this on TikTok. 912 00:52:15,015 --> 00:52:17,100 When your parents make you eat Christmas dinner 913 00:52:17,184 --> 00:52:19,102 with homeless people. Gross. 914 00:52:21,104 --> 00:52:24,858 I am outraged. I told you Kimberly was the best. 915 00:52:24,942 --> 00:52:27,486 Once Josh is done trumpeting his annual good deed, Wrenny, 916 00:52:27,569 --> 00:52:30,280 you post that video, start writing your acceptance speech, 917 00:52:30,364 --> 00:52:31,490 and Bob's your uncle. 918 00:52:31,573 --> 00:52:33,158 Okay, you're right. 919 00:52:33,242 --> 00:52:34,701 I mean, he's just a kid… 920 00:52:34,785 --> 00:52:36,245 Do I regret saying, "Bob's your uncle"? 921 00:52:36,328 --> 00:52:38,705 Yeah, I do. But I made the choice, and I gotta live with it. 922 00:52:38,789 --> 00:52:41,792 Look, I just ask that you respect me and my family's privacy. 923 00:52:44,753 --> 00:52:45,754 What happened? 924 00:52:47,089 --> 00:52:50,217 What was that? My face is burning. 925 00:52:51,552 --> 00:52:55,264 -Can we slow down and talk about-- -Can't believe we get one elevator a day. 926 00:52:55,347 --> 00:52:58,517 Gotta catch this one. Bye, guys. Like ya. 927 00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,395 See? Now, does that look like someone who's living her best life? 928 00:53:03,188 --> 00:53:05,566 It's official. I'm a terrible person. 929 00:53:06,066 --> 00:53:07,192 No, you're not. 930 00:53:08,610 --> 00:53:09,736 Excuse me? 931 00:53:09,820 --> 00:53:12,281 Hold on a second. What? Wait. Hold on. 932 00:53:12,364 --> 00:53:14,074 -Hold on 261. -Have we met? 933 00:53:14,157 --> 00:53:16,827 We're all good. Yep, make it go away. Thank you. 934 00:53:16,910 --> 00:53:19,663 What were you doing in this? How was she talking to you? 935 00:53:21,039 --> 00:53:22,124 I don't know. 936 00:53:22,207 --> 00:53:25,627 I was scouting you, and then she looked right at me. 937 00:53:25,711 --> 00:53:30,007 And we just-- We just started talking, and it's-- 938 00:53:30,549 --> 00:53:31,842 Actually, never mind. 939 00:53:31,925 --> 00:53:34,928 The point is that Kimberly's a really good person, all right? 940 00:53:35,012 --> 00:53:37,139 -And you're just-- -Are you allowed to interfere 941 00:53:37,222 --> 00:53:39,808 -in the lives of the people that you-- -I'm trying to show the effect 942 00:53:39,892 --> 00:53:41,727 -your choices have-- -Not really answering my question. 943 00:53:41,810 --> 00:53:44,188 -I'm done dicking around with you, pal. -Wow, sugar mouth. 944 00:53:44,271 --> 00:53:49,776 -Cue up CPM-163. Yes. Now. -Not CPM-163, no. 945 00:53:50,277 --> 00:53:51,445 No. I can't-- 946 00:54:06,126 --> 00:54:07,669 Hey, guys. 947 00:54:07,753 --> 00:54:09,588 Hey, Wrenny. Look what Uncle Clint got ya. 948 00:54:10,172 --> 00:54:11,423 -Cool. -Yeah. 949 00:54:11,507 --> 00:54:14,134 Mom, can I donate it to the sick kids? 950 00:54:14,218 --> 00:54:16,011 That would be really nice, sweetheart. 951 00:54:16,094 --> 00:54:19,139 -There's a bin down in the lobby, okay? -Yeah, give it away. Glad we wrapped it. 952 00:54:19,223 --> 00:54:21,558 It's next to the teddy bear, okay? Have Martha help you. 953 00:54:22,434 --> 00:54:25,270 Well, you're certainly looking brighter than you were before. 954 00:54:25,354 --> 00:54:28,732 Clint, don't. Before she comes back, listen. 955 00:54:29,942 --> 00:54:31,735 It's time that I made some arrangements. 956 00:54:32,694 --> 00:54:35,781 Okay-- Stop it. 957 00:54:35,864 --> 00:54:37,616 I need to ask you a favor. 958 00:54:38,325 --> 00:54:39,535 And it's a doozy. 959 00:54:40,327 --> 00:54:42,412 -No, we're not doing this. -When I'm gone-- 960 00:54:42,496 --> 00:54:43,789 No. 961 00:54:43,872 --> 00:54:45,958 -This is a key moment-- Mr. Briggs. -No-- 962 00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:48,627 Mr. Briggs! 963 00:54:48,710 --> 00:54:49,670 We got a runner! 964 00:54:52,464 --> 00:54:53,590 We got a runner! 965 00:55:00,639 --> 00:55:01,932 What are you so afraid of? 966 00:55:03,016 --> 00:55:06,395 I'm afraid of you telling her to tank her grades. 967 00:55:06,478 --> 00:55:09,064 And hurt another kid. And she's listening to you. 968 00:55:09,147 --> 00:55:12,234 I never said this was gonna be the easy way. 969 00:55:12,317 --> 00:55:14,820 She wanted to win. And that means you have to play hardball. 970 00:55:14,903 --> 00:55:16,989 Yes, Clint, but she has a good heart… 971 00:55:17,072 --> 00:55:19,157 Señor, por favor. 972 00:55:20,534 --> 00:55:22,411 No. Señor. 973 00:55:22,911 --> 00:55:23,912 Señor! 974 00:55:36,842 --> 00:55:37,968 We've got a breach. 975 00:55:38,635 --> 00:55:42,973 -Mr. Briggs. -Non. 976 00:55:43,557 --> 00:55:44,892 Je ne peux parler français. Non. 977 00:55:46,018 --> 00:55:47,644 Je m'excuse. 978 00:55:57,946 --> 00:55:58,947 Nuts. 979 00:56:06,163 --> 00:56:08,207 Everything's cool. Back to work, everyone! 980 00:56:22,095 --> 00:56:24,890 Hey, that memory in the hospital. 981 00:56:24,973 --> 00:56:27,851 That's what we call a kicker. 982 00:56:27,935 --> 00:56:32,314 It's a key moment that has to be faced in order to, 983 00:56:32,397 --> 00:56:33,732 you know, effect any real change. 984 00:56:33,815 --> 00:56:37,444 What are all these pictures of my executive VP doing up here? 985 00:56:37,528 --> 00:56:39,613 Just, you know, research. 986 00:56:39,696 --> 00:56:41,323 Did you Photoshop yourself into this one? 987 00:56:42,491 --> 00:56:45,911 -Did I? I don't think so. -You did. 988 00:56:45,994 --> 00:56:49,706 Look, I may have pushed you into your kicker, 989 00:56:50,457 --> 00:56:52,292 you know, before you were really ready for it. 990 00:56:52,376 --> 00:56:55,462 And I just wanna say… I'm sorry. 991 00:56:55,546 --> 00:56:57,714 Oh, no. I'm sure that you gotta go big 992 00:56:57,798 --> 00:57:00,509 if you're trying to redeem an unredeemable. 993 00:57:07,057 --> 00:57:10,811 Listen… That doesn't have to be true. 994 00:57:11,478 --> 00:57:16,358 Does it? I really believe you can be a positive force for mankind. 995 00:57:16,441 --> 00:57:19,069 Like you? How's that going for ya? 996 00:57:19,820 --> 00:57:21,905 You've been at this 200 years. 997 00:57:23,615 --> 00:57:25,701 Is mankind getting any man-kinder? 998 00:57:27,911 --> 00:57:30,622 More genial? United? 999 00:57:33,333 --> 00:57:37,045 Wanna know what mankind really is? Read the comments below. 1000 00:57:39,256 --> 00:57:42,342 That's who we really are. And you know what, I accept that. 1001 00:57:43,343 --> 00:57:45,012 'Cause I gotta live in it, pal. 1002 00:57:45,095 --> 00:57:47,222 I don't have the luxury of sitting up here, 1003 00:57:47,306 --> 00:57:50,100 judging everybody like some kind of cosmic social worker. 1004 00:57:52,060 --> 00:57:56,940 -Is that what you think I am? -Yes, I do. And we are done here. 1005 00:58:13,665 --> 00:58:16,084 What? What's with the dramatic look? You-- 1006 00:58:16,585 --> 00:58:19,546 Do you think I'm gonna be all intrigued by what's behind the door? I-- 1007 00:58:20,923 --> 00:58:21,924 Forget it. 1008 00:58:23,258 --> 00:58:24,968 Not even a little bit curious? 1009 00:58:25,469 --> 00:58:27,846 Actually, no. I'm really not. 1010 00:58:29,181 --> 00:58:31,350 -Clint? -Yes? 1011 00:58:36,563 --> 00:58:41,068 -Clint! Let's go. Right now. -Damn it. 1012 00:58:57,376 --> 00:58:58,377 This is yours. 1013 00:59:01,255 --> 00:59:03,173 Come here, you little blighter! 1014 00:59:03,257 --> 00:59:05,384 You asked if I was ever alive. 1015 00:59:06,927 --> 00:59:07,845 Yeah. 1016 00:59:08,804 --> 00:59:09,805 What, the kid? 1017 00:59:10,848 --> 00:59:11,849 That's you? 1018 00:59:18,939 --> 00:59:20,315 Yes? 1019 00:59:20,399 --> 00:59:24,236 Mr. Scrooge, I'm Woodrow, sir. 1020 00:59:25,571 --> 00:59:28,782 Well, I have nothing for you, boy. So good afternoon. 1021 00:59:28,866 --> 00:59:31,410 There's no call for that kind of language, sir. 1022 00:59:31,493 --> 00:59:33,704 I said, good afternoon. 1023 00:59:33,787 --> 00:59:37,207 Shame on you, sir. Saying such a thing to a child. 1024 00:59:37,291 --> 00:59:39,167 A good afternoon to you, madam. 1025 00:59:41,044 --> 00:59:43,046 So you're telling me the Dickens story is… 1026 00:59:43,130 --> 00:59:44,798 -Please, sir. -…is based on you? 1027 00:59:44,882 --> 00:59:46,425 -What is it, boy? -Yeah. 1028 00:59:47,009 --> 00:59:50,053 Me and my father work at the mill. The one you just shut down. 1029 00:59:50,137 --> 00:59:51,388 Yes. And? 1030 00:59:51,471 --> 00:59:53,599 The mill is still quite profitable, sir. 1031 00:59:53,682 --> 00:59:55,767 But a thousand people have been put out of work. 1032 00:59:56,268 --> 00:59:57,978 And at a time they ought to be making merry. 1033 00:59:58,061 --> 01:00:00,522 Making merry? Humbug! 1034 01:00:00,606 --> 01:00:03,483 When your father fails to make his mortgage 1035 01:00:03,567 --> 01:00:05,527 and I buy your home for a pittance, 1036 01:00:05,611 --> 01:00:08,155 that will make me most merry indeed. 1037 01:00:08,238 --> 01:00:09,573 Good afternoon! 1038 01:00:14,244 --> 01:00:16,955 Okay, yes. You were a huge dick. 1039 01:00:18,207 --> 01:00:19,208 Wow. 1040 01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:22,753 The only other unredeemable to go through the program. 1041 01:00:23,962 --> 01:00:26,131 So I do understand the weight you carry. 1042 01:00:28,050 --> 01:00:29,384 Sooner or later, 1043 01:00:30,761 --> 01:00:32,387 it becomes unbearable. 1044 01:00:48,028 --> 01:00:49,363 I don't think she can see us. 1045 01:00:51,156 --> 01:00:52,157 Right. 1046 01:00:52,241 --> 01:00:53,242 Madam. 1047 01:00:54,493 --> 01:00:56,620 All right, then. Hold your horses. 1048 01:01:02,626 --> 01:01:03,460 Whatever. 1049 01:01:05,796 --> 01:01:07,005 There we go. 1050 01:01:07,089 --> 01:01:08,298 Thank you. 1051 01:01:08,382 --> 01:01:09,383 Cheers. 1052 01:01:11,426 --> 01:01:12,761 Oh, my God. 1053 01:01:14,054 --> 01:01:16,098 That is man piss. 1054 01:01:16,181 --> 01:01:17,558 -Isn't that nice? -It's warm. 1055 01:01:17,641 --> 01:01:19,601 -It's almost hot. -It's perfect. 1056 01:01:20,143 --> 01:01:24,815 So, I just wanna fully understand this. You were Scrooge. 1057 01:01:25,983 --> 01:01:28,151 The ghost changed you, but you never relapsed. 1058 01:01:28,235 --> 01:01:30,904 The rest of your life, not one single humbug ever again. 1059 01:01:31,446 --> 01:01:32,531 The rest of my life. 1060 01:01:32,614 --> 01:01:35,659 How long was it? The rest of your life, I mean. 1061 01:01:35,742 --> 01:01:39,663 -Roughly three-and-a-half weeks. -Years. 1062 01:01:40,247 --> 01:01:41,248 -What? -Yeah. 1063 01:01:41,748 --> 01:01:42,958 -You're kidding? -No. 1064 01:01:43,041 --> 01:01:44,376 -Really? -Uh-huh. Yeah. 1065 01:01:46,628 --> 01:01:51,216 Sorry. What finally did it? 1066 01:01:51,300 --> 01:01:53,760 -Like, what got you? -Nothing fancy. 1067 01:01:53,844 --> 01:01:57,181 The leading cause of death back then was January. 1068 01:01:57,264 --> 01:01:58,265 No. 1069 01:02:02,269 --> 01:02:05,397 But how did you-- How did you even know that you changed? 1070 01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:08,859 I mean, you know, anybody can be good for three weeks, right? 1071 01:02:08,942 --> 01:02:10,152 I mean-- 1072 01:02:26,084 --> 01:02:29,546 Hey, why did all those people get offended? 1073 01:02:30,547 --> 01:02:32,591 You know, when you said, "Good afternoon"? 1074 01:02:34,301 --> 01:02:38,805 Well, in the 1800s, "good afternoon" was a sick burn. 1075 01:02:38,889 --> 01:02:43,143 -No. -Yes. More or less meant "F you." 1076 01:02:43,227 --> 01:02:45,354 -Really? -Extremely graphic. 1077 01:02:45,938 --> 01:02:47,773 Yeah, why don't you try it? 1078 01:02:47,856 --> 01:02:50,901 You know, bust one out on somebody. I think it'll make you feel better. 1079 01:02:50,984 --> 01:02:52,361 -No. -None of this is real. 1080 01:02:52,444 --> 01:02:56,281 I-- Clint, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I'm fine. 1081 01:03:00,869 --> 01:03:05,123 Now, fellow, here you are In a shitty British bar 1082 01:03:05,207 --> 01:03:09,002 With a frothy little frown Upon your lips 1083 01:03:09,086 --> 01:03:12,130 Another pint for me friend, extra warm 1084 01:03:12,631 --> 01:03:14,258 Your accent blows. 1085 01:03:14,341 --> 01:03:17,553 Well, I beg to differ. 1086 01:03:19,263 --> 01:03:23,642 As you're drowning in that ale You're feeling like a fail 1087 01:03:23,725 --> 01:03:27,479 You're sorrier Than soggy fish and chips 1088 01:03:28,105 --> 01:03:32,651 But you don't have to sit and pout Just let your inner Scrooge come out 1089 01:03:32,734 --> 01:03:37,030 'Cause why should any other jerk Enjoy his day? 1090 01:03:37,531 --> 01:03:42,244 When ya down in the dumps And need some cheering upsies 1091 01:03:42,995 --> 01:03:46,331 Turn and tap a hapless chap 1092 01:03:46,915 --> 01:03:50,502 And sweetly say 1093 01:03:52,588 --> 01:03:53,589 Good afternoon. 1094 01:03:54,131 --> 01:03:55,048 Good afternoon 1095 01:03:55,132 --> 01:03:55,966 Well, I never. 1096 01:03:56,049 --> 01:03:58,760 Just let one fly And you'll be smiling pretty soon 1097 01:03:58,844 --> 01:04:00,596 Like this Good afternoon 1098 01:04:00,679 --> 01:04:02,848 -I beg your pardon? -You pompous arse. 1099 01:04:02,931 --> 01:04:06,768 It's like "piss off" But with a little touch of class 1100 01:04:06,852 --> 01:04:10,189 Oh, two little words Can totally change a tune 1101 01:04:10,272 --> 01:04:11,690 -Good afternoon. -Good afternoon! 1102 01:04:11,773 --> 01:04:13,108 Good afternoon. 1103 01:04:13,775 --> 01:04:16,069 Good afternoon. 1104 01:04:16,153 --> 01:04:17,237 I'm sensing no. 1105 01:04:22,034 --> 01:04:25,329 So you've done nothing wrong In so very, very long 1106 01:04:25,412 --> 01:04:27,789 And I get It's an important point of pride 1107 01:04:27,873 --> 01:04:28,957 It's part of my job. 1108 01:04:29,041 --> 01:04:32,794 But come on, now don't stay quiet You know you wanna try it 1109 01:04:32,878 --> 01:04:35,923 Better to never let all of the bitter Be bottled up inside 1110 01:04:36,006 --> 01:04:39,551 Oi! Out of the road, dingus. 1111 01:04:41,553 --> 01:04:44,056 Oh, come on, bub. 1112 01:04:44,556 --> 01:04:48,018 He's got it coming. You know you want to. 1113 01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:52,189 Come on. It's right there. 1114 01:04:53,190 --> 01:04:55,692 Just let it… 1115 01:04:56,777 --> 01:04:59,238 -Good afternoon! -Yes! 1116 01:04:59,321 --> 01:05:01,156 -Good afternoon -The hell you say? 1117 01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:03,825 Sir, you're a wankerous Cantankerous buffoon 1118 01:05:03,909 --> 01:05:04,952 What's all this, then? 1119 01:05:05,035 --> 01:05:07,371 Good afternoon You smell of shite 1120 01:05:08,372 --> 01:05:11,041 Now we didn't say good morning Or good night 1121 01:05:11,124 --> 01:05:12,709 -That's right! -Get back here! 1122 01:05:14,711 --> 01:05:17,714 Yes, two little words Can totally change a tune 1123 01:05:17,798 --> 01:05:19,341 -Good afternoon -Good afternoon 1124 01:05:19,424 --> 01:05:20,592 Good afternoon 1125 01:05:23,053 --> 01:05:25,013 -She clogged the loo. -Good afternoon. 1126 01:05:25,097 --> 01:05:26,765 -He diddled your wife. -Good afternoon. 1127 01:05:26,849 --> 01:05:29,101 It meant not a thing, I swear upon my life. 1128 01:05:29,184 --> 01:05:30,060 Good afternoon. 1129 01:05:30,143 --> 01:05:31,770 -He has the plague. -Good afternoon. 1130 01:05:31,854 --> 01:05:33,605 -She called you a whore. -Good afternoon. 1131 01:05:33,689 --> 01:05:36,108 I'm an orphan. Please, sir, may I have some more? 1132 01:05:36,191 --> 01:05:37,568 Good afternoon. 1133 01:05:38,235 --> 01:05:39,236 Hello, Governor. 1134 01:05:39,319 --> 01:05:40,195 Good afternoon. 1135 01:05:40,279 --> 01:05:41,864 -Pardon his French. -Good afternoon. 1136 01:05:41,947 --> 01:05:45,450 Just deplore them with decorum Like you're Judi bloody Dench 1137 01:05:45,993 --> 01:05:50,622 -Wait. Was that Judi Dench? -Oh, my God. She's a national treasure. 1138 01:05:50,706 --> 01:05:53,709 -I love her in everything. -I loved her in that Chocolate. 1139 01:05:53,792 --> 01:05:57,629 -Chocolat. -Chocolat. 1140 01:05:59,214 --> 01:06:02,801 While we're strutting Through the streets of London town 1141 01:06:02,885 --> 01:06:06,305 The quickest little pick-me-up Is kicking people down 1142 01:06:16,356 --> 01:06:19,151 That's for you. Yeah. 1143 01:06:26,992 --> 01:06:28,619 Good afternoon! 1144 01:06:51,850 --> 01:06:54,061 Good afternoon 1145 01:06:54,144 --> 01:06:56,188 It's tons of fun 1146 01:06:56,271 --> 01:06:59,858 And if you're shocked Then you can kiss my Dickens, son! 1147 01:07:00,526 --> 01:07:01,527 Kiss it. 1148 01:07:01,610 --> 01:07:03,904 -No. Stop! -Son! Eve-- What? 1149 01:07:03,987 --> 01:07:05,697 No, it's Charles Dickens. It's a fun little thing. 1150 01:07:05,781 --> 01:07:07,783 -Yes, thank you. But there is a baby-- -None of this is real. 1151 01:07:08,325 --> 01:07:09,826 There's a baby. 1152 01:07:11,078 --> 01:07:12,079 Madam. 1153 01:07:12,704 --> 01:07:14,498 -I am so sorry. -He should be. 1154 01:07:15,874 --> 01:07:16,875 And ma'am… 1155 01:07:17,793 --> 01:07:18,877 Good afternoon! 1156 01:07:19,878 --> 01:07:23,173 Good afternoon Our favorite swear 1157 01:07:23,257 --> 01:07:26,677 Just let a little vile Fill the village square 1158 01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:28,846 A pin to pop some prick's balloon 1159 01:07:28,929 --> 01:07:30,681 And nobody is immune 1160 01:07:30,764 --> 01:07:33,725 For giving a man A kick in the pantaloon 1161 01:07:33,809 --> 01:07:37,020 Oh, two little words Can totally change a tune 1162 01:07:37,104 --> 01:07:39,064 -Good afternoon -Good afternoon 1163 01:07:39,147 --> 01:07:40,315 Good afternoon 1164 01:07:40,399 --> 01:07:42,359 Good afternoon, good afternoon 1165 01:07:42,442 --> 01:07:45,195 Good afternoon 1166 01:07:45,279 --> 01:07:47,072 Good afternoon, good afternoon 1167 01:07:47,155 --> 01:07:50,909 Good afternoon, good afternoon 1168 01:07:53,662 --> 01:07:54,705 That's-- He's dead. 1169 01:07:54,788 --> 01:07:57,082 -Yeah, he's definitely-- No, he's fine. -No. He's good. 1170 01:07:57,165 --> 01:07:59,042 -Well, none of it's real, anyway. -Wow, he's squirrelly. 1171 01:07:59,126 --> 01:08:00,586 How did you know all that? 1172 01:08:00,669 --> 01:08:02,754 -I didn't. I was just following you. -You were following me? 1173 01:08:02,838 --> 01:08:04,798 -Yeah. -I messed up in the middle there. 1174 01:08:04,882 --> 01:08:06,466 -Yeah, tap is new for me. -A little. Yeah. 1175 01:08:06,550 --> 01:08:08,760 -It's a very expressive medium though. -And they all knew too. 1176 01:08:11,555 --> 01:08:13,849 -A word, please. -Right, just… 1177 01:08:16,018 --> 01:08:19,229 Okay. Hear me out. I know what you're gonna say. 1178 01:08:19,313 --> 01:08:21,064 But I was losing him, okay? 1179 01:08:21,148 --> 01:08:23,734 And I just thought if he could see that I was an unredeemable too-- 1180 01:08:23,817 --> 01:08:26,569 So, you thought it might be a fine idea 1181 01:08:26,653 --> 01:08:30,157 to take him on a little field trip into your own past? 1182 01:08:31,158 --> 01:08:32,784 I should've made you take your retirement package 1183 01:08:32,868 --> 01:08:35,287 when you asked for it, rather than risk everything 1184 01:08:35,370 --> 01:08:36,413 on this unredeemable. 1185 01:08:36,496 --> 01:08:38,123 -No. Hey. -No, of course not. 1186 01:08:38,207 --> 01:08:41,918 I may not be getting with your program, but it's not for his lack of trying. 1187 01:08:42,002 --> 01:08:44,462 -This guy has been busting my balls. -Back to bed, Mr. Briggs. 1188 01:08:44,546 --> 01:08:45,714 "Back to bed." I-- 1189 01:08:47,632 --> 01:08:51,720 And you. From now on, I want everything on script. Understand? 1190 01:08:51,803 --> 01:08:56,350 -Jacob, I was just trying-- -On script! 1191 01:08:57,434 --> 01:08:59,353 Okay. On script. 1192 01:09:00,645 --> 01:09:01,813 Say it a few more times next time. 1193 01:09:02,730 --> 01:09:04,024 Good afternoon. 1194 01:09:05,567 --> 01:09:07,069 Excuse me? 1195 01:09:08,028 --> 01:09:09,238 What was that? 1196 01:09:14,326 --> 01:09:15,409 Good afternoon. 1197 01:09:17,371 --> 01:09:20,082 It wasn't me. I heard it too. I don't know what that was. 1198 01:09:35,848 --> 01:09:37,391 Hey, Clint. 1199 01:09:37,975 --> 01:09:40,519 -Hey, Charlie. What's up? -Hey. First of all, love the look. 1200 01:09:40,601 --> 01:09:42,520 -Thank you. What do you want? -GQ Santa. 1201 01:09:43,145 --> 01:09:45,774 That rumor about artificial Christmas trees off-gassing. 1202 01:09:45,858 --> 01:09:46,859 -Right. -Genius. 1203 01:09:46,942 --> 01:09:48,734 -Thank you. -Brilliant. Look at this. It's trending. 1204 01:09:48,819 --> 01:09:49,819 That's-- It's-- 1205 01:09:50,319 --> 01:09:53,574 Will you excuse me? I'm gonna figure out what the hell that's all about. 1206 01:09:54,366 --> 01:09:55,659 What what's all about? 1207 01:09:59,162 --> 01:10:01,540 Come in and know me better, man. 1208 01:10:02,457 --> 01:10:05,294 What in the hell is this? 1209 01:10:05,377 --> 01:10:09,089 -I am The Ghost of Christmas Present. -Your boss chews you out 1210 01:10:09,173 --> 01:10:12,384 -and now you're going full Dickens on me? -Look, I gotta go by the book now. 1211 01:10:12,467 --> 01:10:15,012 Can I have one of these? What do they mean by your retirement package? 1212 01:10:15,095 --> 01:10:16,638 Clint, please. 1213 01:10:16,722 --> 01:10:17,931 Why do you want to retire? 1214 01:10:18,015 --> 01:10:20,851 I only threatened to retire as leverage 1215 01:10:20,934 --> 01:10:23,395 to get him to approve you as this year's perp. 1216 01:10:23,478 --> 01:10:24,605 Retire to where? 1217 01:10:26,231 --> 01:10:27,733 Where does a ghost retire to? 1218 01:10:28,483 --> 01:10:31,612 For the last time, Mr. Briggs, this isn't about me. 1219 01:10:32,112 --> 01:10:34,156 Now we're back to Mr. Briggs and a perp. 1220 01:10:34,239 --> 01:10:35,991 You know what, I'm gonna get back to my guests. 1221 01:10:36,074 --> 01:10:37,075 And you can stay up here 1222 01:10:37,159 --> 01:10:40,287 -in your giant toilet of food. -No. Clint, Clinty. Hold on. 1223 01:10:40,370 --> 01:10:41,914 All right. If I tell you… 1224 01:10:42,915 --> 01:10:45,417 will you cut the crap and just come along? 1225 01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:46,835 Sure. 1226 01:10:48,045 --> 01:10:50,672 Fine. You're killing me. 1227 01:10:50,756 --> 01:10:51,965 Good. 1228 01:10:53,258 --> 01:10:58,055 All right. My retirement package, if I were to choose to collect it, 1229 01:10:58,138 --> 01:11:01,391 is a gold watch, a Sephora gift card, 1230 01:11:01,475 --> 01:11:05,604 and the chance to return to Earth and live out the rest of my life as a mortal. 1231 01:11:07,689 --> 01:11:08,815 And you want that. 1232 01:11:08,899 --> 01:11:13,070 You know, what I want is for you to shut up and let me do my job. 1233 01:11:13,153 --> 01:11:14,279 That's what I want. 1234 01:11:14,863 --> 01:11:16,615 Great. Do your job. 1235 01:11:16,698 --> 01:11:18,617 -Grab my hand. -We're doing this? 1236 01:11:18,700 --> 01:11:20,702 We're doing it. It's gonna be quite a ride. 1237 01:11:21,620 --> 01:11:22,996 Oh, my God. 1238 01:11:23,747 --> 01:11:24,831 Bonnie. 1239 01:11:24,915 --> 01:11:28,377 Remember, the key word is "quite a ride.'' 1240 01:11:42,474 --> 01:11:45,519 Here we are. Our first stop. 1241 01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:48,480 We were just here. 1242 01:11:48,564 --> 01:11:51,275 Listen, I have a whole department of people 1243 01:11:51,358 --> 01:11:53,026 who work very hard on these transitions. 1244 01:11:53,110 --> 01:11:55,737 Whatever. Doesn't matter. I know exactly what's going on. 1245 01:11:56,238 --> 01:11:57,197 -Do you? -Yes, I do. 1246 01:11:57,698 --> 01:12:01,285 I mean, I love Clint. He's great. I consider him a friend. 1247 01:12:01,368 --> 01:12:02,995 See? A friend. 1248 01:12:03,829 --> 01:12:06,206 I mean, as much as anyone can be friends with Clint. 1249 01:12:06,290 --> 01:12:08,292 Have you tried telling him about your personal life? 1250 01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:10,294 See how long it takes for his eyes to glaze over. 1251 01:12:11,503 --> 01:12:13,964 Oh, my God. They're shit-whispering me. 1252 01:12:14,047 --> 01:12:16,175 Yes, they are shit-whispering you. 1253 01:12:16,258 --> 01:12:17,593 -You're talking about Clint? -Yeah. 1254 01:12:17,676 --> 01:12:22,681 Yeah. He can be a little self-absorbed, but here's the thing 1255 01:12:22,764 --> 01:12:24,308 that you guys should understand about Clint. 1256 01:12:24,391 --> 01:12:27,394 As a kid, he was alone a lot. 1257 01:12:28,270 --> 01:12:30,898 And he learned the only person that he could count on 1258 01:12:32,024 --> 01:12:33,025 was himself. 1259 01:12:33,609 --> 01:12:36,945 So, you know, don't be too hard on him. 1260 01:12:39,281 --> 01:12:41,408 He's good inside. I should know. He's my big brother. 1261 01:12:42,075 --> 01:12:43,869 Wow. Yeah, I love him. 1262 01:12:44,369 --> 01:12:47,414 Well, if it isn't The Ghost of Christmas Present. 1263 01:12:47,497 --> 01:12:49,625 Kimberly, hey. Hi. 1264 01:12:49,708 --> 01:12:50,959 You must be here to haunt Clint. 1265 01:12:52,002 --> 01:12:54,338 So she can see you. Does she know about all of this? 1266 01:12:54,421 --> 01:12:56,465 No. Not really. 1267 01:12:56,548 --> 01:13:01,011 -I love your costume. Rudolph. -Thank you. 1268 01:13:01,094 --> 01:13:02,387 You look adorable. 1269 01:13:02,471 --> 01:13:04,306 Always with the compliments. 1270 01:13:05,057 --> 01:13:06,767 Now I'm actually kinda glad I came. 1271 01:13:07,309 --> 01:13:08,310 Yeah. 1272 01:13:11,104 --> 01:13:12,105 Me too. 1273 01:13:14,441 --> 01:13:17,861 I knew it. You let her see you because you're into her. 1274 01:13:17,945 --> 01:13:21,323 But, I mean, who throws a work party on Christmas actual Eve? 1275 01:13:21,406 --> 01:13:22,824 Only Clint, right? 1276 01:13:22,908 --> 01:13:23,909 Son of a-- 1277 01:13:23,992 --> 01:13:25,202 It's a power move. 1278 01:13:25,285 --> 01:13:28,038 Now you guys are shit-whispering me too. Let's go. Come on. What's next? 1279 01:13:28,622 --> 01:13:30,791 Sorry. I was actually on my way out. 1280 01:13:30,874 --> 01:13:31,959 Yeah. Okay. 1281 01:13:32,042 --> 01:13:34,044 I thought we were gonna do things by the book. 1282 01:13:34,962 --> 01:13:36,380 It was great seeing you, though. 1283 01:13:37,798 --> 01:13:38,799 Yeah. 1284 01:13:39,299 --> 01:13:40,217 You too. 1285 01:13:44,304 --> 01:13:46,723 -It's okay. Just the one tonight. -Whoa! 1286 01:13:47,724 --> 01:13:48,934 Wow, I love it. 1287 01:13:49,434 --> 01:13:51,645 Yeah. Ex-girlfriend, I get it. 1288 01:13:51,728 --> 01:13:53,480 -Family I could've had. -Thanks, Mommy. 1289 01:13:53,564 --> 01:13:56,483 Honestly, I-- I'm-- I'm really happy for Nora. 1290 01:13:57,693 --> 01:14:00,070 Why can't you just admit that you let Kimberly see you? 1291 01:14:00,153 --> 01:14:02,155 I didn't let her see me. She just-- 1292 01:14:02,239 --> 01:14:05,993 Oh, come on. I see the way you look at her. 1293 01:14:06,910 --> 01:14:08,412 I really think that you wanna retire. 1294 01:14:08,495 --> 01:14:10,330 -You don't know me. -You don't know you. 1295 01:14:10,414 --> 01:14:12,374 You think you're better off than that guy? 1296 01:14:13,458 --> 01:14:16,670 -Thanks, honey. -Look, you think this'll tempt me? 1297 01:14:17,296 --> 01:14:20,007 Something cozy? Something stable? 1298 01:14:20,924 --> 01:14:23,760 Stuck on some suburban street with-- 1299 01:14:23,844 --> 01:14:26,555 Is that meat loaf on the table? 1300 01:14:27,681 --> 01:14:29,683 See, you'll claim this is my dream 1301 01:14:30,267 --> 01:14:32,477 But we both know that's not true 1302 01:14:32,561 --> 01:14:35,230 So let's shift the conversation 1303 01:14:36,273 --> 01:14:37,816 'Cause this dream 1304 01:14:37,900 --> 01:14:41,236 Belongs to you 1305 01:14:45,032 --> 01:14:46,742 -Tear into 'em. -Right? 1306 01:14:46,825 --> 01:14:48,702 -You don't have to save the paper. -Yeah. 1307 01:14:55,459 --> 01:14:56,293 Yeah, 1308 01:14:56,376 --> 01:15:00,672 or maybe I put the greater common good above my own personal fulfillment. 1309 01:15:00,756 --> 01:15:02,508 But you wouldn't understand that, would you? 1310 01:15:03,008 --> 01:15:06,803 So being human again would be personally fulfilling for you, then? 1311 01:15:07,387 --> 01:15:11,350 The story of your life A whole new narrative 1312 01:15:11,433 --> 01:15:13,143 -I'm tired. -Me too. 1313 01:15:13,227 --> 01:15:17,856 The story with the wife and kids You clearly want to live 1314 01:15:19,024 --> 01:15:24,154 You almost had your shot at love Until, you know, you died 1315 01:15:24,821 --> 01:15:29,785 But I can help you have it Be your wingman, be your guide 1316 01:15:30,369 --> 01:15:35,499 You might rewrite The story of your life 1317 01:15:35,582 --> 01:15:37,793 Have to make sure you're in bed when Santa comes. 1318 01:15:37,876 --> 01:15:40,087 The one you've been denied 1319 01:15:40,170 --> 01:15:43,757 I could help you with Kimberly. I mean, you guys were really vibing back there. 1320 01:15:44,633 --> 01:15:47,302 -Really? Do you really think so? -Yes. 1321 01:15:47,386 --> 01:15:50,222 -Her eyes are so adorable when she laughs. -They are. 1322 01:15:51,890 --> 01:15:53,642 Wait. I know what you're trying to do. Come on. 1323 01:15:54,268 --> 01:15:56,061 All right, that's a firm grip. All right. 1324 01:15:56,144 --> 01:15:57,855 You're just extraordinary. You know that? 1325 01:15:57,938 --> 01:15:59,147 Are we going to Narnia? 1326 01:16:06,905 --> 01:16:09,366 Wait. No. What are you doing? What are y-- Hey! 1327 01:16:09,449 --> 01:16:11,994 The story of your life 1328 01:16:12,494 --> 01:16:14,246 The dream you dare to chase 1329 01:16:14,329 --> 01:16:15,539 Get off the table, please. 1330 01:16:15,622 --> 01:16:20,794 The story of your life Watch the pieces all fall into place 1331 01:16:20,878 --> 01:16:23,755 You haven't felt a woman's touch In so very-- 1332 01:16:23,839 --> 01:16:25,090 Stop it! 1333 01:16:25,174 --> 01:16:27,050 Wha-- Wow. Not a duet. 1334 01:16:27,134 --> 01:16:29,386 Are you five years old? Get down from there. 1335 01:16:29,469 --> 01:16:31,388 -This is a homeless shelter. -They can't see us. 1336 01:16:31,471 --> 01:16:33,390 -I'm trying to help you. -I don't want your help. 1337 01:16:33,473 --> 01:16:37,186 I'm here to help you. So stop it and pay attention. 1338 01:16:37,269 --> 01:16:40,022 Fine. Whatever. Am I supposed to know this kid? 1339 01:16:40,105 --> 01:16:41,732 -That's Josh Hubbins. -Here you go. Merry Christmas. 1340 01:16:41,815 --> 01:16:43,525 Wren's opponent for student body president. 1341 01:16:44,234 --> 01:16:47,321 Whose life you told your niece to cancel. 1342 01:16:47,404 --> 01:16:50,199 I sent you a great pic. You should post it. 1343 01:16:51,408 --> 01:16:53,035 -Might be a vote-getter. -Might not be. 1344 01:16:53,118 --> 01:16:56,330 I don't know. I don't want people to think I'm only doing this to win the election. 1345 01:16:56,413 --> 01:16:58,123 -Proud of you, buddy. -Uh-huh. 1346 01:16:58,207 --> 01:16:59,666 But I think it'd be fine to post it. 1347 01:17:02,419 --> 01:17:06,673 See? He doesn't want to post about it. Maybe he's a good, humble kid who just-- 1348 01:17:06,757 --> 01:17:08,717 And he posted it. 1349 01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:10,636 With a humblebrag. Shocking. 1350 01:17:10,719 --> 01:17:13,388 Wanna show me some more stuff I'm right about? It's getting fun again. 1351 01:17:13,472 --> 01:17:14,348 -Quiet. -Hey. 1352 01:17:14,431 --> 01:17:16,266 You ever just stare in the mirror and think, 1353 01:17:16,350 --> 01:17:18,560 -"Does this wreath make me look like a--" -Okay. No more questions. 1354 01:17:18,644 --> 01:17:20,020 -No more questions? -No more questions. Wait here. 1355 01:17:20,103 --> 01:17:21,230 I'm just getting started with the quest-- 1356 01:17:26,985 --> 01:17:28,362 That's just fun to watch. 1357 01:17:34,451 --> 01:17:37,746 Can you please tell Bonnie or whoever's in charge of transitions 1358 01:17:37,829 --> 01:17:39,957 -that this is getting ridiculous? -Uncle Owen. 1359 01:17:41,375 --> 01:17:43,001 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 1360 01:17:43,877 --> 01:17:45,504 How do you never get better at this? 1361 01:17:45,587 --> 01:17:49,174 How are you so good at this? We only do it once a year. 1362 01:17:49,258 --> 01:17:51,176 Your brother's such a good man. 1363 01:17:51,969 --> 01:17:53,512 -You want some cocoa? -Sure. 1364 01:17:53,595 --> 01:17:55,222 You know I pay for everything, right? 1365 01:17:55,722 --> 01:17:56,723 You're gross. 1366 01:17:58,517 --> 01:17:59,518 Yeah, he is. 1367 01:18:02,104 --> 01:18:03,105 All good. 1368 01:18:04,815 --> 01:18:07,609 Looks like Wren's trying to decide whether to take her uncle's advice. 1369 01:18:07,693 --> 01:18:10,696 She's probably not even gonna post it because she takes after my sister-- 1370 01:18:10,779 --> 01:18:12,239 And she posted it. 1371 01:18:12,322 --> 01:18:14,533 You wanna see some more things you're wrong about? 1372 01:18:15,492 --> 01:18:18,579 You know, I'm happy for her. If you wanna make your school a better place, 1373 01:18:18,662 --> 01:18:21,748 you're gonna have to accept certain uncomfortable truths, and that's… 1374 01:18:44,021 --> 01:18:45,772 -Enjoy. -Thank you, dear. 1375 01:18:50,402 --> 01:18:53,238 No. Oh, no. No. 1376 01:18:58,744 --> 01:18:59,745 Look, this is-- 1377 01:19:00,746 --> 01:19:01,914 This is good. 1378 01:19:03,207 --> 01:19:04,791 There's a lesson in there, you know? 1379 01:19:04,875 --> 01:19:07,544 If you're gonna run for office, your past is fair game. 1380 01:19:07,628 --> 01:19:10,672 He posted that when he was in sixth grade, you butt crack. 1381 01:19:10,756 --> 01:19:12,174 -Look, I-- -He was 11. 1382 01:19:12,257 --> 01:19:13,926 I don't want anything to happen to the kid, okay? 1383 01:19:14,009 --> 01:19:14,843 I'm not a monster. 1384 01:19:14,927 --> 01:19:16,887 Look, what about all the people that took the clickbait? 1385 01:19:17,387 --> 01:19:18,388 What about those people? 1386 01:19:18,472 --> 01:19:20,807 -Good. Yes. Good. -All right. This is on them. 1387 01:19:20,891 --> 01:19:24,311 -What's good? -This inner turmoil. Let that get in you. 1388 01:19:24,394 --> 01:19:27,189 -Come on. This where real change begins. -No. 1389 01:19:29,441 --> 01:19:31,818 Can we re-cue CPM-163, please? 1390 01:19:31,902 --> 01:19:34,613 -What's CPM-163? -No, I know it's very unusual. 1391 01:19:35,197 --> 01:19:39,701 Please, we need to go back to Christmas Past's Memory 163. 1392 01:19:39,785 --> 01:19:40,744 What is that? 1393 01:19:40,827 --> 01:19:43,539 Thank you, Bonnie. No, I don't wanna hear about it right n-- 1394 01:19:47,417 --> 01:19:48,377 Thank you, Patrick. 1395 01:19:50,045 --> 01:19:52,005 Stay with me, Clint. Stay in it. 1396 01:19:52,631 --> 01:19:54,132 Oh, come on. Don't do this. 1397 01:19:55,217 --> 01:19:57,594 No, it's okay. I'm here with you. 1398 01:19:57,678 --> 01:19:59,429 Please don't do this. Come on, man. I-- 1399 01:19:59,513 --> 01:20:01,473 You can do it. Come on. 1400 01:20:03,016 --> 01:20:04,518 I'm here with you the whole way. 1401 01:20:08,522 --> 01:20:10,649 Hey, guys. Hey, Wrenny. 1402 01:20:10,732 --> 01:20:11,900 Look what Uncle Clint got ya. 1403 01:20:11,984 --> 01:20:15,112 Cool. Mom, can I donate it to the sick kids? 1404 01:20:15,195 --> 01:20:17,072 That would be really nice, sweetheart. 1405 01:20:17,155 --> 01:20:19,908 -There's a bin down in the lobby, okay? -Yeah, give it away. 1406 01:20:19,992 --> 01:20:20,826 Glad we wrapped it. 1407 01:20:20,909 --> 01:20:22,995 It's next to the teddy bear, okay? Have Martha help you. 1408 01:20:23,745 --> 01:20:26,540 Well, you're certainly looking brighter than you were before. 1409 01:20:26,623 --> 01:20:27,916 Clint, don't. 1410 01:20:28,625 --> 01:20:33,005 Before she comes back, listen. It's time that I made some arrangements. 1411 01:20:34,006 --> 01:20:37,050 Okay. Stop it. 1412 01:20:37,134 --> 01:20:40,637 I need to ask you a favor, and it's a doozy. 1413 01:20:42,598 --> 01:20:46,185 When I'm gone, I'd like you to take Wren. 1414 01:20:46,810 --> 01:20:47,936 Okay. 1415 01:20:49,438 --> 01:20:51,940 Okay, stop. You're not gonna go anywhere. 1416 01:20:52,733 --> 01:20:55,986 You know, even if you did, which you're not. 1417 01:20:56,069 --> 01:20:58,322 Okay, I'm not the dad type. 1418 01:20:58,906 --> 01:21:00,657 I'm really not. You know, I'm crazy busy 1419 01:21:00,741 --> 01:21:03,493 and I'm, you know… selfish. 1420 01:21:03,577 --> 01:21:07,581 Clint, you don't fool me. I know who you are underneath all of that. 1421 01:21:07,664 --> 01:21:09,917 That's where you've always been wrong about me. 1422 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,668 I really am this selfish. 1423 01:21:12,252 --> 01:21:13,962 Bad news, Carrie. 1424 01:21:14,046 --> 01:21:18,091 They were out of vegan stuff downstairs so I just got you a chicken noodle. 1425 01:21:18,175 --> 01:21:20,719 But I picked out all the chicken bits, so it should be good. 1426 01:21:20,802 --> 01:21:22,012 -Hey, Owen. -Hey. 1427 01:21:24,431 --> 01:21:26,767 Our sister has something that she wants to ask you. It's a favor. 1428 01:21:26,850 --> 01:21:30,187 I think, if you could just hear it with an open mind and make me proud, okay? 1429 01:21:30,270 --> 01:21:31,522 -Yeah. -I'm sorry. 1430 01:21:38,362 --> 01:21:39,821 Hey, Carrie. 1431 01:21:43,492 --> 01:21:44,493 What do you need? 1432 01:21:45,536 --> 01:21:47,079 Anything in the whole wide world. 1433 01:21:47,955 --> 01:21:51,291 -We're family. I'll do anything for you. -Thank you, Owen. 1434 01:21:53,168 --> 01:21:56,380 Hey. I know that wasn't easy. 1435 01:21:57,297 --> 01:22:01,009 But you faced it and that took guts and I'm proud of you. Come here. 1436 01:22:02,553 --> 01:22:03,554 Yeah. 1437 01:22:03,637 --> 01:22:06,265 Ease up. That's enough. You're gonna get ectoplasm all over me. 1438 01:22:06,348 --> 01:22:09,309 All right. Your final ghost will be right with you. 1439 01:22:09,810 --> 01:22:14,106 Now, he's a little imposing. Doesn't say much. Mostly points at stuff. 1440 01:22:14,189 --> 01:22:16,692 Wait. Hold-- That's it? You're leaving? 1441 01:22:17,943 --> 01:22:20,863 Well, yeah. My part of the haunt is over. 1442 01:22:22,030 --> 01:22:25,242 But don't worry. You're gonna do great. 1443 01:22:26,118 --> 01:22:28,412 No. Hold on. 1444 01:22:28,495 --> 01:22:30,622 You don't get to make me relive the worst moment of my life 1445 01:22:30,706 --> 01:22:32,249 and then just F-O. What about you? 1446 01:22:32,749 --> 01:22:34,543 I faced my kicker. Now it's your turn. 1447 01:22:34,626 --> 01:22:37,588 Clint, how many times do I have to tell you? It's not about me. 1448 01:22:38,088 --> 01:22:39,464 Oh, well, then good afternoon. 1449 01:22:39,548 --> 01:22:42,050 Uh-uh. Oh, no. You know I find that triggering. 1450 01:22:42,134 --> 01:22:43,468 -That's why I said it. -Take that down a notch. 1451 01:22:43,552 --> 01:22:45,304 Who are you to tell anyone how to live their life 1452 01:22:45,387 --> 01:22:48,724 when you're busy running away from your own? Just admit it. 1453 01:22:48,807 --> 01:22:51,476 All right. No, that'll do. Not another word. 1454 01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:54,646 -Let's get you back to the office before-- -No shame in admitting you're afraid. 1455 01:22:54,730 --> 01:22:57,441 Oh, yeah? What is it I'm so afraid of? 1456 01:22:57,524 --> 01:22:59,276 You're afraid of that one question. 1457 01:22:59,776 --> 01:23:00,944 What's he on about? 1458 01:23:01,862 --> 01:23:03,906 I don't-- I have no idea. 1459 01:23:03,989 --> 01:23:04,990 Sure you do. 1460 01:23:06,825 --> 01:23:08,744 It's the question that keeps you up at night. 1461 01:23:09,745 --> 01:23:13,498 Keeps you working here year after year, after year, 1462 01:23:13,582 --> 01:23:15,250 when you could be alive again. 1463 01:23:18,212 --> 01:23:21,340 Oh, no. There is no call for singing. Now come on. Let's-- 1464 01:23:21,423 --> 01:23:24,968 Doesn't matter how many people you change, no matter how much good you do. 1465 01:23:25,052 --> 01:23:26,970 You still don't know the answer. 1466 01:23:28,180 --> 01:23:29,348 The answer to what? 1467 01:23:37,272 --> 01:23:40,150 Am I forever 1468 01:23:42,027 --> 01:23:43,946 Unredeemable? 1469 01:23:44,655 --> 01:23:48,242 Why, that's preposterous. You were redeemed. I was there. 1470 01:23:48,325 --> 01:23:51,828 But can I ever overcome 1471 01:23:52,704 --> 01:23:54,706 All the wrongs I'm running from? 1472 01:23:54,790 --> 01:23:57,125 That was all so long ago. 1473 01:23:57,209 --> 01:23:59,795 You've more than made up for all that by now. 1474 01:23:59,878 --> 01:24:02,548 Can my worst be left behind 1475 01:24:02,631 --> 01:24:05,259 And do I deserve to find 1476 01:24:05,342 --> 01:24:09,972 There's a soul Who could see any good in me 1477 01:24:12,808 --> 01:24:16,270 Or will I only ever be 1478 01:24:18,188 --> 01:24:20,190 Unredeemable? 1479 01:24:22,776 --> 01:24:24,695 There's only one way to find out, boys. 1480 01:24:25,445 --> 01:24:27,281 He takes his retirement right now. 1481 01:24:27,364 --> 01:24:29,241 All right. That's enough. Back to bed. 1482 01:24:29,324 --> 01:24:30,534 Oh, no. 1483 01:24:47,176 --> 01:24:51,680 Spent every waking minute Taking all that I could take 1484 01:24:52,890 --> 01:24:56,935 Never stopped to reckon With the ruin in my wake 1485 01:24:58,353 --> 01:25:03,233 With all the bridges that I burned The wounds I didn't mend 1486 01:25:03,317 --> 01:25:07,988 All the worth I thought I earned It turned worthless in the end 1487 01:25:09,239 --> 01:25:10,240 What's going on? 1488 01:25:10,991 --> 01:25:12,451 What was it for? 1489 01:25:15,954 --> 01:25:17,581 Well, is it possible 1490 01:25:17,664 --> 01:25:23,170 I'm meant for something more? 1491 01:25:23,253 --> 01:25:27,799 Am I forever unredeemable? 1492 01:25:29,218 --> 01:25:35,015 Can I be a man who breaks From a lifetime of mistakes? 1493 01:25:35,599 --> 01:25:40,479 Can my worst be left behind And do I deserve to find 1494 01:25:40,562 --> 01:25:43,482 A kind of love that I can lean on 1495 01:25:43,565 --> 01:25:46,902 Every day 1496 01:25:46,985 --> 01:25:50,572 Or will I learn I have to stay 1497 01:25:51,156 --> 01:25:53,909 Unredeemable? 1498 01:25:53,992 --> 01:25:55,786 Listen well, Ebenezer. 1499 01:25:55,869 --> 01:26:00,332 Unredeemable 1500 01:26:00,415 --> 01:26:04,336 You will be visited by three spirits. 1501 01:26:05,170 --> 01:26:07,297 You're wasting your time, Jacob. 1502 01:26:17,182 --> 01:26:18,225 Are you sure? 1503 01:26:26,817 --> 01:26:28,360 Come on, big guy. 1504 01:26:29,945 --> 01:26:34,241 We have to believe Inside the worst of us 1505 01:26:34,324 --> 01:26:39,204 -There is some decency there -Decency there 1506 01:26:39,288 --> 01:26:44,376 You know that you can achieve Something miraculous 1507 01:26:44,877 --> 01:26:46,920 If you'd only dare 1508 01:26:47,004 --> 01:26:49,339 -If you dare -If you dare 1509 01:26:49,423 --> 01:26:54,595 I have to go, I have to try 1510 01:26:54,678 --> 01:26:56,013 That's how I'll know 1511 01:26:56,096 --> 01:26:59,349 Know if I'm 1512 01:26:59,433 --> 01:27:04,188 -Forever unredeemable -Unredeemable 1513 01:27:04,271 --> 01:27:09,526 If I'll ever be someone Who makes up for all they've done 1514 01:27:09,610 --> 01:27:13,906 -Or is all I am unlovable? -Unlovable 1515 01:27:13,989 --> 01:27:16,700 Am I someone someone can forgive? 1516 01:27:16,783 --> 01:27:20,871 Can I take the leap and live? 1517 01:27:20,954 --> 01:27:23,540 There's a lot I leave behind 1518 01:27:23,624 --> 01:27:27,127 But I gotta go and find if it's true 1519 01:27:27,211 --> 01:27:30,964 -That there is truly good in me -Truly good 1520 01:27:31,048 --> 01:27:36,470 And maybe see that I won't always be 1521 01:27:36,553 --> 01:27:41,099 -Unredeemable -Unredeemable 1522 01:27:41,183 --> 01:27:42,643 Am I unredeemable? 1523 01:27:42,726 --> 01:27:46,480 Can you redeem the unredeemable? 1524 01:27:46,563 --> 01:27:52,986 Unredeemable 1525 01:28:03,872 --> 01:28:04,873 What is this? 1526 01:28:05,457 --> 01:28:07,084 -What's what? -Wait, am I… 1527 01:28:08,544 --> 01:28:09,545 I think so. 1528 01:28:09,628 --> 01:28:11,129 You're warm. 1529 01:28:12,714 --> 01:28:14,550 Yes! I'm warm. 1530 01:28:15,509 --> 01:28:16,510 What's wrong? 1531 01:28:16,593 --> 01:28:17,678 -Itch. -What? 1532 01:28:17,761 --> 01:28:19,304 -Itch. I got-- Do you mind? -Okay. 1533 01:28:20,556 --> 01:28:23,267 -Okay. All right. -Yeah. To the right? 1534 01:28:23,350 --> 01:28:24,810 Pajamas are made of burlap. 1535 01:28:24,893 --> 01:28:26,353 Can you get into my sleeping gown? 1536 01:28:26,436 --> 01:28:28,564 -Just-- -No. God, I would rather not. 1537 01:28:28,647 --> 01:28:29,898 Please, I beg of you. 1538 01:28:29,982 --> 01:28:33,735 -Oh, yes! Oh, that's terrific. -Okay. There we go. That's it. 1539 01:28:33,819 --> 01:28:37,030 -Oh, mommy. -Okay. 1540 01:28:37,114 --> 01:28:38,365 -That feels so good. -Yep. 1541 01:28:38,448 --> 01:28:40,200 I forgot what it's like to scratch an itch. 1542 01:28:40,284 --> 01:28:42,953 I forgot what it was like to feel this way about my hand. 1543 01:28:43,620 --> 01:28:44,621 Thank you. 1544 01:28:48,709 --> 01:28:51,003 Wow. Why am I so heavy? 1545 01:28:51,086 --> 01:28:54,089 -Gravity. -Yeah. 1546 01:28:55,257 --> 01:28:56,800 Oh, my… 1547 01:28:57,926 --> 01:29:00,095 -You have… -Indoor plumbing. 1548 01:29:01,096 --> 01:29:02,890 -Could I? -You may. 1549 01:29:10,063 --> 01:29:11,148 Careful. 1550 01:29:12,691 --> 01:29:14,568 This is amazing! 1551 01:29:15,277 --> 01:29:19,948 I have always wondered what this would be like and it does not disappoint. 1552 01:29:21,533 --> 01:29:23,952 Hey! What's conditioner? 1553 01:29:24,453 --> 01:29:26,788 Well, you wanna use that on your head. 1554 01:29:27,748 --> 01:29:28,790 Too late! 1555 01:29:29,291 --> 01:29:32,127 -Can I do this every month? -Sure. 1556 01:29:32,211 --> 01:29:35,714 Look out, New York City. This guy showers once a month! 1557 01:29:40,177 --> 01:29:42,888 Your clothes are really too tight on me. I feel silly. 1558 01:29:42,971 --> 01:29:44,473 No, you look fine. Come on. 1559 01:29:44,556 --> 01:29:46,058 Hey, look at this guy! 1560 01:29:47,226 --> 01:29:50,896 Jacket. Slacks. Little pocket square. 1561 01:29:50,979 --> 01:29:53,315 No, don't. Put that back, please. Thank you. He can-- 1562 01:29:54,107 --> 01:29:56,109 -He can see me. You can see me. -Yes, he can. 1563 01:29:56,193 --> 01:29:58,362 -Yeah, I can see you. -He can see you very well, I think. 1564 01:29:58,445 --> 01:30:01,073 You're gonna wanna get used to that. Really you are. 1565 01:30:01,156 --> 01:30:02,491 -Everyone can see me. -Yes. 1566 01:30:02,574 --> 01:30:04,201 Hello! You can see me! 1567 01:30:04,826 --> 01:30:07,120 -You're gonna wanna get used to that too. -Man. 1568 01:30:07,621 --> 01:30:08,997 Are you okay? 1569 01:30:09,081 --> 01:30:11,250 -Think so. He's fine. -I think so. Yeah. 1570 01:30:11,833 --> 01:30:14,920 -You look stupid. -You look stupid. 1571 01:30:15,003 --> 01:30:16,797 No. Hey, Dave, back off. 1572 01:30:16,880 --> 01:30:19,424 -Okay. Will you just get it together? -Well, no, he looked stupid. 1573 01:30:19,508 --> 01:30:21,385 -There she is. Let's go talk to her and-- -Oh, no. That's her. 1574 01:30:21,468 --> 01:30:22,636 You know what? Here's the thing. 1575 01:30:24,054 --> 01:30:26,306 Let's just put a pin in it, okay? 1576 01:30:27,558 --> 01:30:29,101 I don't know what to say to her. 1577 01:30:29,184 --> 01:30:30,936 What do you mean? You were doing great before. 1578 01:30:31,019 --> 01:30:32,229 Just do more of that. 1579 01:30:32,729 --> 01:30:35,732 Yeah, but that's when she was a fantasy. And now she's real. 1580 01:30:36,316 --> 01:30:37,359 I'm gonna screw it up. 1581 01:30:37,943 --> 01:30:39,987 Look, I think I made a big mistake, okay? 1582 01:30:40,070 --> 01:30:41,822 I'm not ready for any of this. 1583 01:30:41,905 --> 01:30:43,782 I used way too much water in the shower. 1584 01:30:44,283 --> 01:30:47,411 I mean, is that who I am here? The guy who hogs all the hot water? 1585 01:30:47,494 --> 01:30:49,079 -Hey, check it out. -What? 1586 01:30:53,208 --> 01:30:54,209 That was fantastic. 1587 01:30:54,293 --> 01:30:58,505 Yeah. Get it together. Enough with the buyer's remorse. 1588 01:30:58,589 --> 01:31:00,299 Hey, you made the right decision. 1589 01:31:00,382 --> 01:31:03,010 Don't think. Deep breath. 1590 01:31:03,760 --> 01:31:06,471 Go get her. Now. Before she gets away. Trust me. 1591 01:31:08,515 --> 01:31:10,017 -Okay. -Okay. 1592 01:31:12,019 --> 01:31:14,521 -I will slap your head off. -No. I'll go talk to her. 1593 01:31:14,605 --> 01:31:15,939 I will. I promise. 1594 01:31:16,607 --> 01:31:20,194 The next ghost… The future's always in flux. 1595 01:31:20,277 --> 01:31:25,115 I don't know what you're gonna see, but just hear the guy out. All right? 1596 01:31:25,199 --> 01:31:27,951 -I mean, you asked me why I chose you. -I know why you did. 1597 01:31:28,035 --> 01:31:31,622 Because I can be a positive force for mankind, or whatever. 1598 01:31:31,705 --> 01:31:34,208 No. Well, yes. At first. 1599 01:31:35,209 --> 01:31:38,128 But then when I found out you were unredeemable, like me, 1600 01:31:39,504 --> 01:31:45,469 I thought, "If I can change this guy, maybe there's hope for me too." 1601 01:31:55,270 --> 01:31:56,522 Yeah. 1602 01:31:57,189 --> 01:31:58,190 Kimberly? 1603 01:31:58,899 --> 01:32:05,030 Hey. You're back. And in a boldly tight suit. 1604 01:32:05,113 --> 01:32:07,366 Yeah. It is a little snug. 1605 01:32:07,449 --> 01:32:12,704 No, I like it. It's kind of a Euro-fit. And I like it on you. 1606 01:32:12,788 --> 01:32:17,125 Yeah, it is a Euro-fit, because I buy all my clothes in Germany. 1607 01:32:17,209 --> 01:32:19,169 -Yeah. -I can see. 1608 01:32:21,213 --> 01:32:23,799 Sorry, but would you-- 1609 01:32:24,633 --> 01:32:28,011 Would you wanna go somewhere and maybe, I don't… 1610 01:32:28,095 --> 01:32:30,681 -No, you don't even have to answer-- -No, I would love to-- Yeah. 1611 01:32:30,764 --> 01:32:33,141 -I would love to. -Great. Really? 1612 01:32:33,225 --> 01:32:36,979 -Totally. I love "somewhere." -Yeah, me too. Oh, my gosh. 1613 01:32:37,062 --> 01:32:38,313 What? 1614 01:32:39,439 --> 01:32:41,441 What is it? An itch? 1615 01:32:42,067 --> 01:32:43,068 Here, let me help you. 1616 01:32:43,986 --> 01:32:44,987 -Where? Right there? -Yeah. 1617 01:32:45,070 --> 01:32:46,154 That's a choice. 1618 01:32:47,614 --> 01:32:49,116 That is heaven on a stick. 1619 01:32:50,158 --> 01:32:51,159 Thank you. 1620 01:32:51,243 --> 01:32:52,828 There's a place called "Heaven on a Stick." 1621 01:32:52,911 --> 01:32:55,289 -It serves corn dogs, but, I mean, it… -Okay. 1622 01:32:55,372 --> 01:32:57,541 -It's food, right? -It's delicious. 1623 01:33:13,849 --> 01:33:15,517 -Hey, Sydney. -Hey, Clint. 1624 01:33:15,601 --> 01:33:17,186 Hey, how you doin'? 1625 01:33:20,314 --> 01:33:22,733 -Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas. 1626 01:33:23,483 --> 01:33:24,484 Hey, Stuart. 1627 01:33:25,277 --> 01:33:26,528 Come on! 1628 01:33:38,832 --> 01:33:40,417 This is beautiful. 1629 01:33:41,043 --> 01:33:44,880 So, you just decided one day 1630 01:33:44,963 --> 01:33:46,757 that you're gonna quit your job, 1631 01:33:47,257 --> 01:33:48,926 leave it all behind, and move here? 1632 01:33:49,510 --> 01:33:53,805 Well, every year I'd say, "It's time to move on." 1633 01:33:54,848 --> 01:33:56,642 And then every year, I chose to stay. 1634 01:33:57,226 --> 01:33:59,561 And our choices make us who we are, don't they? 1635 01:34:00,479 --> 01:34:03,273 Yeah. Guess they do. 1636 01:34:03,357 --> 01:34:06,360 So this year, I chose something else. 1637 01:34:06,443 --> 01:34:09,446 Honestly, I'm worried I made a huge mistake. 1638 01:34:09,530 --> 01:34:14,326 But, I mean, if I hadn't, I wouldn't be here with you. 1639 01:34:20,082 --> 01:34:21,083 Is that okay? 1640 01:34:26,922 --> 01:34:30,217 The city is sparkling With twinkling lights 1641 01:34:30,717 --> 01:34:34,179 It's one of those magic "Manhattan-y" nights 1642 01:34:34,263 --> 01:34:37,808 Can't tell what comes next He's sure taking it slow 1643 01:34:37,891 --> 01:34:42,396 But he's holding my hand And he's not letting go 1644 01:34:42,980 --> 01:34:46,108 He's goofy, he's tall He's got a good heart 1645 01:34:46,191 --> 01:34:50,320 But I don't wanna fall And have it all fall apart 1646 01:34:50,404 --> 01:34:51,822 I look in his eyes 1647 01:34:51,905 --> 01:34:56,618 And they keep saying "Leap and the net will appear" 1648 01:34:57,244 --> 01:34:59,496 So why not dive in 1649 01:34:59,580 --> 01:35:03,917 'Cause a brand new beginning Feels long overdue 1650 01:35:04,001 --> 01:35:07,212 That's the view from here 1651 01:35:09,715 --> 01:35:13,051 That's the view from here 1652 01:35:15,053 --> 01:35:17,055 They said it's supposed to snow tonight. 1653 01:35:17,139 --> 01:35:19,349 Really? Doesn't feel cold enough. 1654 01:35:20,017 --> 01:35:21,310 Not cold at all. 1655 01:35:23,228 --> 01:35:24,980 How wet are my armpits? 1656 01:35:25,063 --> 01:35:26,773 How red is my face? 1657 01:35:27,274 --> 01:35:30,527 When I used to date Holding hands was third base 1658 01:35:30,611 --> 01:35:32,529 I think there's a spark 1659 01:35:32,613 --> 01:35:34,448 Could this thing become real? 1660 01:35:34,531 --> 01:35:39,661 Could it possibly be That she might feel like I feel? 1661 01:35:41,079 --> 01:35:44,833 This woman's as kind As a human could be 1662 01:35:44,917 --> 01:35:48,378 So why would she wind up With someone like me? 1663 01:35:48,462 --> 01:35:51,256 And what if we find out, in time 1664 01:35:51,340 --> 01:35:54,551 Maybe I'm that same jerk like I fear? 1665 01:35:56,094 --> 01:35:59,640 'Cause the man that I see Could so easily be 1666 01:35:59,723 --> 01:36:02,059 Just a Scrooge déjà vu 1667 01:36:02,601 --> 01:36:05,687 That's the view from here 1668 01:36:07,981 --> 01:36:11,527 That's the view from here 1669 01:36:32,089 --> 01:36:35,843 Maybe I haven't lost sight Of what's right 1670 01:36:35,926 --> 01:36:40,347 'Cause tonight it's so perfectly clear 1671 01:36:41,348 --> 01:36:45,769 Somehow I see who I could be 1672 01:36:45,853 --> 01:36:49,648 Just being with you 1673 01:36:51,275 --> 01:36:57,197 That's the view from here 1674 01:37:00,033 --> 01:37:05,706 That's the view from here 1675 01:37:07,666 --> 01:37:10,002 I don't really buy all my clothes in Germany. 1676 01:37:41,074 --> 01:37:42,075 All in favor? 1677 01:37:42,743 --> 01:37:43,827 The motion is carried. 1678 01:37:43,911 --> 01:37:46,288 -Well, this is great. -Community volunteer work will be… 1679 01:37:46,371 --> 01:37:48,999 She did it. She looks presidential up here. 1680 01:37:49,082 --> 01:37:50,459 Look at her go with her little gavel. 1681 01:37:51,043 --> 01:37:55,506 Next order of business is that all student fundraising will be overseen by an in… 1682 01:37:57,382 --> 01:37:59,718 …will be overseen by an independent… 1683 01:37:59,801 --> 01:38:00,886 Did you see this? 1684 01:38:02,846 --> 01:38:03,931 What's going on? 1685 01:38:08,143 --> 01:38:09,770 What is it? What does it say? 1686 01:38:23,742 --> 01:38:25,160 What's this supposed to be? 1687 01:38:29,706 --> 01:38:32,918 Wait. What are you telling me? The kid? 1688 01:38:35,963 --> 01:38:38,215 Because of a little online dustup? 1689 01:38:39,883 --> 01:38:42,636 How was I supposed to know that he would do something like this? 1690 01:39:00,237 --> 01:39:01,446 Wait a minute. Hold on. 1691 01:39:01,530 --> 01:39:03,490 It's just shadows of things to come. 1692 01:39:03,574 --> 01:39:05,534 I mean, these haven't actually happened yet. 1693 01:39:05,617 --> 01:39:07,494 I'm not gonna turn my life upside down for you people, 1694 01:39:07,578 --> 01:39:10,163 but this is an easy one. I can fix this one. 1695 01:39:12,749 --> 01:39:15,335 Let's just cut the tour short, all right? 1696 01:39:16,503 --> 01:39:18,589 You don't speak? You just point at things? 1697 01:39:19,298 --> 01:39:21,800 Why don't you point to the way out, huh? Is that it? Right there? 1698 01:39:28,724 --> 01:39:29,766 Old me. 1699 01:39:31,059 --> 01:39:32,728 I don't wanna know! 1700 01:39:33,937 --> 01:39:35,230 Come on. 1701 01:39:42,696 --> 01:39:43,697 Yes! 1702 01:39:44,573 --> 01:39:47,659 Yes, I've seen the movies. I know the drill. 1703 01:39:47,743 --> 01:39:49,536 Here. Here it is. 1704 01:39:50,412 --> 01:39:51,413 Right here. The-- 1705 01:39:52,414 --> 01:39:54,208 -93. Not bad. -I got him. 1706 01:39:54,291 --> 01:39:58,128 Yeah, he jumped ahead to YTC-407. Pretty sure he was looking for me. Sorry. 1707 01:39:58,212 --> 01:39:59,963 -Hey, it's you. -Yeah. 1708 01:40:00,047 --> 01:40:02,132 Listen, can you please help me get the hell out of here? 1709 01:40:02,216 --> 01:40:04,468 Don't get all clingy, okay? I'm at work right now. 1710 01:40:04,551 --> 01:40:06,303 I knew you'd get too attached. I knew this-- 1711 01:40:07,095 --> 01:40:08,388 Here he is. Hey, over here. 1712 01:40:18,065 --> 01:40:19,191 You good? 1713 01:40:21,485 --> 01:40:23,445 Yes, dude, I see it. 1714 01:40:23,529 --> 01:40:26,114 It's so disturbing. I'm so sad. Are we done? Can I go? 1715 01:40:29,368 --> 01:40:31,078 -You all right? -Are you trying to talk? 1716 01:40:32,704 --> 01:40:34,540 It's so sad. Look what you've driven him to. 1717 01:40:38,752 --> 01:40:39,795 You ruined everything! 1718 01:40:39,878 --> 01:40:41,338 Oh, my God, you did it. 1719 01:40:41,421 --> 01:40:42,339 That's what he sounds like? 1720 01:40:44,383 --> 01:40:46,885 -You made my best friend quit! -Yeah! 1721 01:40:46,969 --> 01:40:51,598 No! I did not. That was his choice. And frankly, I'm proud of him. 1722 01:40:51,682 --> 01:40:53,517 That's why I'ma kick your ass. 1723 01:40:57,020 --> 01:40:59,022 You been Christmas Caroled, bitch! 1724 01:41:02,609 --> 01:41:05,153 I'm back. What time is it? 1725 01:41:05,821 --> 01:41:06,822 4:15. 1726 01:41:06,905 --> 01:41:08,615 4:15. Good. Thank God. 1727 01:41:08,699 --> 01:41:11,410 There's still time. I gotta find my phone. Where's my phone? 1728 01:41:11,493 --> 01:41:14,288 Hey, I think I have moderate to severe Crohn's disease. 1729 01:41:14,788 --> 01:41:17,291 No, you don't. Stop watching that. 1730 01:41:17,875 --> 01:41:19,501 God, you look like hell. 1731 01:41:19,585 --> 01:41:21,712 I know. It's just, I-- 1732 01:41:21,795 --> 01:41:23,755 Wait, did you see your future? 1733 01:41:23,839 --> 01:41:25,382 -Did it change you? -No! 1734 01:41:25,465 --> 01:41:28,468 No. There's just one little wrinkle I need to iron out. 1735 01:41:28,552 --> 01:41:31,138 -Where the hell is my phone? -You mean this phone? 1736 01:41:31,221 --> 01:41:34,057 No, I don't know her number. Like I know anyone's number. 1737 01:41:34,141 --> 01:41:36,685 -It's 12 blocks. We're gonna walk. -Wait. What's going on? 1738 01:41:36,768 --> 01:41:39,146 -What-- What'd you see? -Nothing. It's fine. 1739 01:41:39,229 --> 01:41:41,523 I just think it's better if Wren doesn't post the video, that's all. 1740 01:41:41,607 --> 01:41:42,733 What happens if she posts it? 1741 01:41:42,816 --> 01:41:43,942 -Something bad? -Oh, come on! 1742 01:41:44,443 --> 01:41:46,278 What-- What'd ya… see? 1743 01:41:46,361 --> 01:41:49,072 Oh, God. That's still kinda thrilling. 1744 01:41:53,619 --> 01:41:55,287 Clint, wait up. 1745 01:41:55,370 --> 01:41:56,580 You don't have to come. 1746 01:41:57,080 --> 01:41:58,790 You seem very passionate about this. 1747 01:41:58,874 --> 01:42:00,375 Are you sure you haven't changed? 1748 01:42:00,459 --> 01:42:03,295 No, I didn't. Will you quit asking me that? 1749 01:42:03,378 --> 01:42:04,796 Clint, please slow down! 1750 01:42:06,757 --> 01:42:10,469 Oh, boy! Did your head make that clang? 1751 01:42:10,552 --> 01:42:12,179 That was so loud. 1752 01:42:12,930 --> 01:42:14,306 That's gotta be a concussion. 1753 01:42:14,389 --> 01:42:17,559 -No. -Okay. Here we go. All right, easy. 1754 01:42:18,352 --> 01:42:19,978 Are we going back up? Did you forget something? 1755 01:42:20,479 --> 01:42:21,480 No? Okay. 1756 01:42:21,563 --> 01:42:22,898 -I don't know. -All right. 1757 01:42:24,733 --> 01:42:27,069 Sir, could we please speed it up a little? Thank you. 1758 01:42:27,152 --> 01:42:30,572 Hey, what's going on? Did you see something in your future? 1759 01:42:30,656 --> 01:42:33,283 It's no big deal. I-- Hey, how did it go with Kimberly? 1760 01:42:34,326 --> 01:42:35,369 Terrible. 1761 01:42:36,036 --> 01:42:40,040 We walked all over Manhattan and talked and connected and… 1762 01:42:41,583 --> 01:42:44,336 we even kissed. On the lips. 1763 01:42:45,420 --> 01:42:47,881 How is this ter-- That sounds amazing. 1764 01:42:47,965 --> 01:42:51,426 It was. She is. She just doesn't know who I am. 1765 01:42:51,510 --> 01:42:54,805 Oh, my God. Will you quit with the unredeemable crap? 1766 01:42:54,888 --> 01:42:56,682 You just haven't dated in a few hundred years. 1767 01:42:56,765 --> 01:42:58,767 Driver! This is a matter of life and death here. 1768 01:42:58,851 --> 01:43:01,186 -Can we kick it in the ass? -You got it. 1769 01:43:03,188 --> 01:43:05,566 "Life and death"? I thought you said it was no big deal. 1770 01:43:13,574 --> 01:43:15,409 Hey, good afternoon, gentlemen. 1771 01:43:15,492 --> 01:43:17,160 -You wanna go, wiseass? -No, I-- 1772 01:43:17,244 --> 01:43:22,082 Hey! It doesn't mean that anymore! Hey! 1773 01:43:22,165 --> 01:43:23,375 -Sorry! -Hey! 1774 01:43:23,458 --> 01:43:25,335 -Sorry! -Jesus! 1775 01:43:27,129 --> 01:43:29,965 You know, when they were doing my future, there was this little sick kid. 1776 01:43:30,465 --> 01:43:32,217 -What did they call him? -It was Tiny Tim. 1777 01:43:32,301 --> 01:43:34,970 -No. Sweet kid. One crutch. -No. 1778 01:43:35,053 --> 01:43:37,097 -Little Larry. -No. Tiny Tim. 1779 01:43:37,181 --> 01:43:39,683 -Pretty sure it was Little Larry. Anyway… -Pretty sure it was Tiny Tim. 1780 01:43:39,766 --> 01:43:42,895 …in my future, Little Larry was dead, and it was my fault. 1781 01:43:42,978 --> 01:43:45,564 Cratchit needed money for an operation, and I was just too stingy. 1782 01:43:45,647 --> 01:43:46,815 It was Tiny Tim! 1783 01:43:47,441 --> 01:43:50,402 You killed Tiny Tim, okay? 1784 01:43:50,944 --> 01:43:52,738 Micro Michael? Super-small Steve. 1785 01:43:52,821 --> 01:43:55,073 Holy sh-- 1786 01:43:55,157 --> 01:43:57,701 I like tiny. Teensy Tim? 1787 01:43:57,784 --> 01:43:59,870 Wait. Itsy Witsy Isaac. 1788 01:44:08,295 --> 01:44:10,088 Here you go. Merry Christmas. 1789 01:44:10,172 --> 01:44:11,340 Where is she? Come on. 1790 01:44:12,466 --> 01:44:14,718 Sh-- Wrenny? 1791 01:44:15,427 --> 01:44:16,595 There. 1792 01:44:17,304 --> 01:44:19,223 Uncle Owen! Are you okay? 1793 01:44:19,932 --> 01:44:21,475 How do you never get better at this? 1794 01:44:21,558 --> 01:44:22,851 She posts it right after he fell. 1795 01:44:23,519 --> 01:44:25,812 You should post it. Might be a vote-getter. 1796 01:44:36,073 --> 01:44:37,574 -Clint. -I need to talk to Wren. 1797 01:44:37,658 --> 01:44:39,701 Wait. Before you talk to her, just-- 1798 01:44:39,785 --> 01:44:40,911 This is important. 1799 01:44:41,495 --> 01:44:42,412 Right in the concussion. 1800 01:44:43,038 --> 01:44:44,414 Clint, come on. She's posting. 1801 01:44:46,375 --> 01:44:47,501 Come on. 1802 01:44:48,877 --> 01:44:50,045 No. 1803 01:44:52,047 --> 01:44:54,508 Oh, Kimberly, you have no idea what you've just done. 1804 01:44:54,591 --> 01:44:59,179 I did what I should've done the minute you asked me to dig up dirt on a child. 1805 01:45:00,347 --> 01:45:03,809 I told Wren that her choices make her who she is. 1806 01:45:05,227 --> 01:45:08,272 And you know what? So do mine. 1807 01:45:09,731 --> 01:45:13,485 'Cause the decent and honest Young woman 1808 01:45:13,569 --> 01:45:18,031 Well, she's still part of me 1809 01:45:18,115 --> 01:45:21,326 It's taken me years but I finally quit 1810 01:45:21,910 --> 01:45:25,163 There's a line you can't cross And guess what? This is it 1811 01:45:25,247 --> 01:45:28,750 No, Clint I haven't lost sight of what's right 1812 01:45:28,834 --> 01:45:32,087 'Cause it's perfectly clear 1813 01:45:32,170 --> 01:45:34,381 Kimberly! I'm sorry to interrupt, 1814 01:45:34,464 --> 01:45:36,175 because you are killing it right now. 1815 01:45:36,258 --> 01:45:38,093 But did Wren post the video or not? 1816 01:45:38,177 --> 01:45:40,637 No, I didn't. I'm sorry. Are you mad? 1817 01:45:40,721 --> 01:45:42,472 -I mean, Kimberly-- -Hold on, you didn't post it? 1818 01:45:42,556 --> 01:45:44,641 -No. -She didn't post it! 1819 01:45:45,225 --> 01:45:47,477 Because you're good like your mom. 1820 01:45:47,561 --> 01:45:48,562 You-- 1821 01:45:48,645 --> 01:45:51,023 -Yeah. -I don't do hugging very well. 1822 01:45:51,106 --> 01:45:52,649 Oh, screw it. Come here, Kimberly. 1823 01:45:53,317 --> 01:45:55,736 Thank you. You have no idea the good that you've done. 1824 01:45:55,819 --> 01:45:57,946 -Great, are we doing hugs? Come here. -Owen. Okay, listen-- 1825 01:45:58,030 --> 01:45:59,948 Hold on, just let me get this out first, okay? 1826 01:46:00,032 --> 01:46:03,452 Look, I know I don't say this enough, and you don't have to say it back… 1827 01:46:03,535 --> 01:46:04,745 I love you, too. 1828 01:46:05,829 --> 01:46:07,873 That's it. That's what I was gonna say. 1829 01:46:08,916 --> 01:46:10,584 -Bring it in. Okay. -Yeah. 1830 01:46:11,877 --> 01:46:15,672 Okay. You win the hug. Good stuff. That was fun. 1831 01:46:15,756 --> 01:46:17,382 Oh, boy, that's a relief. 1832 01:46:17,466 --> 01:46:19,176 Okay. Get ready. 1833 01:46:19,259 --> 01:46:20,260 Get ready. 1834 01:46:20,344 --> 01:46:22,471 'Cause something very special's about to happen. 1835 01:46:22,554 --> 01:46:25,098 Just hang on. No. You guys won't be able to see it. 1836 01:46:25,182 --> 01:46:26,683 Only he can see it. I wish you could see it! 1837 01:46:26,767 --> 01:46:28,560 -Only he can see it. Yeah. -That would be amazing. 1838 01:46:28,644 --> 01:46:30,562 You know what, just excuse us for just one second. 1839 01:46:30,646 --> 01:46:34,066 -Love it. Love it, right? -Okay. Hey. What is going on? 1840 01:46:34,149 --> 01:46:36,610 I don't know why this isn't happen-- 1841 01:46:36,693 --> 01:46:37,819 I mean, you've changed. 1842 01:46:37,903 --> 01:46:40,489 There's supposed to be singing. It's the big climax. 1843 01:46:40,572 --> 01:46:43,033 -Marley! -I told you, I didn't change. 1844 01:46:43,116 --> 01:46:44,159 Marley? 1845 01:46:44,243 --> 01:46:46,578 I just took back one dick move. 1846 01:46:46,662 --> 01:46:48,830 No. 1847 01:46:48,914 --> 01:46:51,583 You were about to prove that unredeemables really can change. 1848 01:46:51,667 --> 01:46:54,086 You rushed down here to help a kid. 1849 01:46:54,169 --> 01:46:56,255 You told your brother that you loved him. 1850 01:46:56,338 --> 01:46:58,757 -I love you so hard, man. -Thank-- 1851 01:46:58,841 --> 01:47:00,717 If you say it too much, it loses its… 1852 01:47:01,218 --> 01:47:03,554 Why isn't this happening? Come on. 1853 01:47:03,637 --> 01:47:05,681 Probably 'cause I'm gonna go back to work next week 1854 01:47:05,764 --> 01:47:07,432 and I'm gonna keep doing what I do. 1855 01:47:11,728 --> 01:47:14,481 I'll feel guilty for a couple of days, but then I'll rationalize it. 1856 01:47:15,065 --> 01:47:18,318 I'm really good at that. I have a talent for it. 1857 01:47:21,113 --> 01:47:24,324 I'm sorry, but it's not like I wasn't aboveboard about all this. 1858 01:47:33,250 --> 01:47:36,712 -Roberto! -He's having a weird day, all right? 1859 01:47:36,795 --> 01:47:37,796 I'm gonna go get him. 1860 01:47:37,880 --> 01:47:40,549 We'll rent some skates and stuff and we'll have a good time. 1861 01:47:40,632 --> 01:47:43,886 -Right back. -You do know I quit, right? 1862 01:47:47,097 --> 01:47:49,433 Hey! Where ya going? 1863 01:47:50,642 --> 01:47:51,727 I gotta go back. 1864 01:47:52,227 --> 01:47:53,979 Back? Can you even go back? 1865 01:47:54,688 --> 01:47:57,399 Clint, just let me go. You don't wanna be around for this. 1866 01:47:57,482 --> 01:47:59,526 What do you mean by that? Hey. Hold on a second. 1867 01:47:59,610 --> 01:48:01,320 What are you gonna do? Are you crazy? 1868 01:48:01,403 --> 01:48:03,614 It's still Christmas. There's still time. 1869 01:48:04,406 --> 01:48:06,867 I'll go back and we'll figure something out, 1870 01:48:06,950 --> 01:48:08,911 and you'll change. 1871 01:48:09,536 --> 01:48:11,622 People don't change. 1872 01:48:11,705 --> 01:48:12,873 This isn't about me anymore. 1873 01:48:12,956 --> 01:48:15,709 This is about you running away from your life again. 1874 01:48:15,792 --> 01:48:17,502 All right. Look, you're here, you're human. 1875 01:48:17,586 --> 01:48:21,089 Hey. Besides, I thought that we were really becoming… 1876 01:48:21,673 --> 01:48:24,218 -Becoming what? -I thought we were becoming, 1877 01:48:24,301 --> 01:48:25,594 you know. 1878 01:48:26,470 --> 01:48:29,515 -Bros? -Yeah. 1879 01:48:29,598 --> 01:48:31,934 I was gonna say friends, but bros. 1880 01:48:32,017 --> 01:48:35,145 Yeah. I just-- Look, if you're not feeling that, and th-- 1881 01:48:35,229 --> 01:48:37,439 No. I am. I-- 1882 01:48:37,523 --> 01:48:41,026 I mean, I didn't wanna assume or make it weird. 1883 01:48:41,109 --> 01:48:42,361 It's not weird. 1884 01:48:42,986 --> 01:48:45,364 Yeah, I feel it. A lot. 1885 01:48:47,824 --> 01:48:49,243 I've never had a bro. 1886 01:48:49,868 --> 01:48:51,036 Well, you got one now. 1887 01:48:54,164 --> 01:48:55,916 And your bro is telling you to calm down 1888 01:48:56,917 --> 01:48:59,378 and come go ice-skating with your new girlfriend. 1889 01:49:02,130 --> 01:49:03,257 She thinks I'm good. 1890 01:49:03,340 --> 01:49:04,633 Maybe you are. 1891 01:49:05,717 --> 01:49:08,345 -So now people do change? -No, I don't know. 1892 01:49:09,221 --> 01:49:11,682 I don't know. Maybe there's no magical quick fix. 1893 01:49:12,724 --> 01:49:15,269 Maybe you gotta put in the work, you ever think about that? 1894 01:49:15,352 --> 01:49:18,438 You gotta wake up each day, get out of bed and decide, 1895 01:49:18,522 --> 01:49:22,276 "How 'bout today I don't wish anyone a good afternoon?" 1896 01:49:31,410 --> 01:49:32,452 Come on. 1897 01:49:42,212 --> 01:49:44,214 Hey! No! 1898 01:50:12,284 --> 01:50:13,493 What did you do? 1899 01:50:14,620 --> 01:50:15,662 I don't know. 1900 01:50:24,588 --> 01:50:27,257 Yes! See? This is what I was talking about. 1901 01:50:28,675 --> 01:50:30,427 No. Wait. No. Wait, no. 1902 01:50:30,511 --> 01:50:33,222 Really, you got it all wrong. I was just-- 1903 01:50:33,305 --> 01:50:35,766 No. 1904 01:50:35,849 --> 01:50:40,687 You just jumped in front of a bus to save someone you care about. 1905 01:50:44,900 --> 01:50:45,901 My bro. 1906 01:50:45,984 --> 01:50:47,152 Your bro. 1907 01:50:47,236 --> 01:50:50,197 It was just a reflex. I did-- Wait. Did I? 1908 01:50:51,365 --> 01:50:52,449 Are you sure? 1909 01:50:52,950 --> 01:50:55,619 We've been doing this a long time, Mr. Briggs. 1910 01:50:57,538 --> 01:50:58,872 We're quite sure. 1911 01:51:00,040 --> 01:51:02,626 Okay, then. Let's get some chili! 1912 01:51:03,418 --> 01:51:04,586 Yes! 1913 01:51:06,922 --> 01:51:09,216 We're doing another one? Is that entirely nec-- 1914 01:51:09,299 --> 01:51:12,719 No, it's fine. Go ahead. Okay, go ahead. 1915 01:51:13,470 --> 01:51:17,808 I used to think that I was sure Of what made people tick 1916 01:51:18,642 --> 01:51:22,980 You strip 'em down right to their core And find a self-centered prick 1917 01:51:23,480 --> 01:51:26,191 I thought when the push Came to the shove 1918 01:51:26,275 --> 01:51:28,443 I knew just what I'd do 1919 01:51:28,527 --> 01:51:30,529 I'd put me before you 1920 01:51:31,113 --> 01:51:33,866 -But you didn't. -Guess I didn't. 1921 01:51:33,949 --> 01:51:38,954 You can be a cynic and a sinner Who can only see the flaws 1922 01:51:39,037 --> 01:51:43,584 But even if you lost your way You don't have to stay a lost cause 1923 01:51:45,085 --> 01:51:46,962 So can we do a little good? 1924 01:51:47,963 --> 01:51:49,506 Maybe give a little more? 1925 01:51:50,883 --> 01:51:54,720 Work a little harder than we did The day before 1926 01:51:55,470 --> 01:51:57,097 It only takes a little good 1927 01:51:58,182 --> 01:52:00,184 And some doing what you can 1928 01:52:01,268 --> 01:52:06,273 Taking every chance to make the choice To be a better man 1929 01:52:06,356 --> 01:52:07,441 So do a little good 1930 01:52:11,945 --> 01:52:16,200 Well, I have spent each Christmas Day Obsessed with wrong and right 1931 01:52:16,700 --> 01:52:19,369 You thought change Could only work one way 1932 01:52:19,453 --> 01:52:21,413 It had to happen in one night 1933 01:52:21,997 --> 01:52:24,499 But now you know, oh, now you know 1934 01:52:24,583 --> 01:52:28,337 The line of good and bad Is not so clean 1935 01:52:28,420 --> 01:52:32,216 And what we are Is something in between 1936 01:52:32,299 --> 01:52:34,259 It's an everyday decision 1937 01:52:34,343 --> 01:52:37,137 -Two steps forward -One step back 1938 01:52:37,221 --> 01:52:42,768 But if you try to do what's right You're on the right track 1939 01:52:42,851 --> 01:52:47,314 So try to do a little good Maybe give a little more 1940 01:52:48,315 --> 01:52:51,944 Work a little harder than you did The day before 1941 01:52:52,027 --> 01:52:53,070 Work a little harder 1942 01:52:53,153 --> 01:52:58,075 It only takes a little good And some doing what you can 1943 01:52:58,158 --> 01:53:02,996 Taking every chance to make the choice To help your fellow man 1944 01:53:03,080 --> 01:53:05,249 -So do a little good -Hey 1945 01:53:05,332 --> 01:53:09,002 Just a little, just a little Just a little 1946 01:53:09,086 --> 01:53:11,755 Maybe there's no magic wand 1947 01:53:14,049 --> 01:53:16,009 Maybe there's no switch to flip 1948 01:53:19,012 --> 01:53:21,682 Some days you may soar beyond 1949 01:53:23,934 --> 01:53:27,938 Some days you may soar beyond And some days you start to slip 1950 01:53:29,106 --> 01:53:33,235 You can give the world some good In the daily give-and-take 1951 01:53:33,318 --> 01:53:38,448 With every ripple, ripple, ripple That you make 1952 01:53:38,532 --> 01:53:40,450 -Do a little good -Do a little good 1953 01:53:40,534 --> 01:53:43,579 -Maybe give a little more -Give a little more 1954 01:53:43,662 --> 01:53:46,039 Work a little harder than you did The day before 1955 01:53:46,123 --> 01:53:48,208 Doing the world a little good 1956 01:53:48,292 --> 01:53:50,627 -It only takes a little good -Just a little good 1957 01:53:50,711 --> 01:53:53,255 -And some doing what you can -Do what you can 1958 01:53:53,338 --> 01:53:58,468 Taking every chance to make the choice To help your fellow man 1959 01:53:58,552 --> 01:53:59,678 Yeah 1960 01:53:59,761 --> 01:54:02,139 -And whether it's Christmas Day -Christmas Day 1961 01:54:02,222 --> 01:54:04,516 -Or a random day in May -Or a day in May 1962 01:54:04,600 --> 01:54:08,437 You're gonna wanna say 1963 01:54:08,520 --> 01:54:11,231 That you tried the best you could 1964 01:54:11,315 --> 01:54:14,109 And a little is enough 1965 01:54:14,193 --> 01:54:18,280 -A little is enough -A little is enough 1966 01:54:18,363 --> 01:54:20,574 To do a little good, hey! 1967 01:54:21,074 --> 01:54:22,201 Do a little good 1968 01:54:22,284 --> 01:54:23,535 Do a little good 1969 01:54:23,619 --> 01:54:24,620 Do a little good 1970 01:54:24,703 --> 01:54:28,957 Do a little good, give a little more 1971 01:54:29,041 --> 01:54:31,919 Some days you may soar beyond 1972 01:54:32,002 --> 01:54:33,462 -Hey -Hey 1973 01:54:33,545 --> 01:54:40,427 Do a little good 1974 01:54:42,638 --> 01:54:44,723 -Tiny Tim. -Thank y-- 1975 01:54:50,354 --> 01:54:51,522 Clint. 1976 01:54:53,148 --> 01:54:54,149 Clint! 1977 01:55:03,575 --> 01:55:04,785 Damn it, that hurt. 1978 01:55:05,452 --> 01:55:06,537 What the hell? 1979 01:55:07,412 --> 01:55:08,455 Is it over? 1980 01:55:10,165 --> 01:55:11,959 Sure felt like a finale to me. 1981 01:55:14,169 --> 01:55:15,170 No. 1982 01:55:20,884 --> 01:55:21,885 Hey. 1983 01:55:22,845 --> 01:55:23,846 You gotta be kidding me. 1984 01:55:24,680 --> 01:55:26,306 Why is everyone standing around? 1985 01:55:26,390 --> 01:55:29,101 Wanna do some CPR or something? Why are they just standing there? 1986 01:55:29,768 --> 01:55:31,562 It's a little beyond CPR, I think. 1987 01:55:32,062 --> 01:55:34,773 I mean, I'm not even sure what's left to blow into. 1988 01:55:35,440 --> 01:55:37,150 But we were just-- We were singing and dancing. 1989 01:55:38,318 --> 01:55:40,028 We just became bros. 1990 01:55:41,113 --> 01:55:42,698 No, I understand, I do. 1991 01:55:43,657 --> 01:55:49,162 But your sacrifice would have no meaning if it had no consequence. 1992 01:55:49,246 --> 01:55:54,918 Okay, I get that. But this ending sucks. 1993 01:55:56,169 --> 01:55:57,629 It's not the end, Clint. 1994 01:56:16,273 --> 01:56:18,066 I'm so proud of you. 1995 01:56:30,120 --> 01:56:32,664 It's okay. Don't be scared. 1996 01:56:41,089 --> 01:56:43,467 Wait. 1997 01:56:43,550 --> 01:56:45,344 -Hold on. -No. Go to the light. 1998 01:56:45,427 --> 01:56:47,554 -No. Just one second. -Go to the light. Be with sis. 1999 01:56:47,638 --> 01:56:49,389 -Here's the thing. Little idea. -Wrap it up. 2000 01:56:49,473 --> 01:56:51,642 It's a little out of left field. Hear me out. 2001 01:56:54,353 --> 01:56:55,354 Thank you. 2002 01:56:57,105 --> 01:56:59,107 Have Margie in Research set a meeting with Morality 2003 01:56:59,191 --> 01:57:00,943 to go over this business with the prime minister. 2004 01:57:01,026 --> 01:57:02,986 And I want all new Heartstrings by end of day. 2005 01:57:03,070 --> 01:57:04,655 -You got it, Captain. -Let's get after it. 2006 01:57:05,948 --> 01:57:06,782 Hey, yo, Chief, 2007 01:57:06,865 --> 01:57:08,700 I'm gonna hit the food truck. You want a street taco? 2008 01:57:08,784 --> 01:57:10,994 -Yes, please and thank you, buddy. -No doubt. 2009 01:57:11,078 --> 01:57:12,454 Excuse me, Clint. What is all this? 2010 01:57:12,538 --> 01:57:14,957 -Which one is this year's perp? -Well, they all are. 2011 01:57:15,040 --> 01:57:18,126 You're not reading my memos, are ya? We're expanding, Jake. 2012 01:57:18,210 --> 01:57:20,629 Ghost of Ramadan Past, Ghost of Hanukkah Yet-to-Come. 2013 01:57:20,712 --> 01:57:24,091 -It's a whole thing. You're gonna love it. -We don't have the personnel for all this. 2014 01:57:24,174 --> 01:57:26,927 We're meeting later about the ongoing self-care program. 2015 01:57:27,010 --> 01:57:28,637 I'd love you to stop by. 2016 01:57:29,304 --> 01:57:30,973 -Yes. Okay. All right. -Good. 2017 01:57:31,056 --> 01:57:33,016 -I'll stop in. -Okay, I look forward to it. 2018 01:57:33,100 --> 01:57:36,812 -Nice to see you, big sister. -Hey, Clint. And then-- 2019 01:57:36,895 --> 01:57:37,938 Boo. 2020 01:57:38,438 --> 01:57:39,439 What you working on? 2021 01:57:39,523 --> 01:57:41,483 This perp file is driving me nuts. 2022 01:57:41,567 --> 01:57:43,443 I just can't find a Heartstring we can grab onto. 2023 01:57:43,527 --> 01:57:44,653 Mind if I take a peek? 2024 01:57:44,736 --> 01:57:46,613 -Please. -Great. 2025 01:57:46,697 --> 01:57:49,449 Just don't use it as an excuse to come home late tonight. 2026 01:57:49,533 --> 01:57:51,118 Well, that hurts. 2027 01:57:51,201 --> 01:57:52,244 I will be early. 2028 01:57:54,454 --> 01:57:56,665 No, no, no, no, no. You're a ghost. Let's get going. 2029 01:58:12,097 --> 01:58:14,683 Kim, this place looks amazing. 2030 01:58:14,766 --> 01:58:16,894 Clint, you know I can't see you. Can you… 2031 01:58:17,436 --> 01:58:19,396 I always forget. Sorry. 2032 01:58:20,606 --> 01:58:21,607 Hi. 2033 01:58:23,150 --> 01:58:25,402 -Nice to see ya. -Nice to see you. 2034 01:58:26,653 --> 01:58:28,697 Well, come on in. He's out back with the kids. 2035 01:58:28,780 --> 01:58:31,867 -Is it ready yet? -Yeah, it's not ready yet. 2036 01:58:31,950 --> 01:58:33,785 -Is it done? -But I can't build it, 2037 01:58:33,869 --> 01:58:36,997 if I keep dropping the damn screws in the grass! 2038 01:58:37,080 --> 01:58:43,670 Hey, Ronny. Ronny, put that down. Ronny! Ronald J. Fishman Pratt, put it down! 2039 01:58:44,254 --> 01:58:45,631 -Okay. -That was bad. 2040 01:58:45,714 --> 01:58:47,799 Sorry, kids. I didn't mean to shout. All right? 2041 01:58:47,883 --> 01:58:50,344 -Come on, bring it in. Come on. -Uncle Clint! 2042 01:58:50,427 --> 01:58:51,929 Bring it in. 2043 01:58:52,012 --> 01:58:53,555 That never gets old. Okay. Hey. 2044 01:58:53,639 --> 01:58:55,098 He still comes out from time to time. 2045 01:58:55,182 --> 01:58:56,808 That's okay. Hey, I'm sorry to barge in. 2046 01:58:56,892 --> 01:58:59,102 I'm having a little trouble with this file. 2047 01:58:59,186 --> 01:59:01,605 -You mind putting your eyes on it? -No, not at all. 2048 01:59:01,688 --> 01:59:02,773 -Okay. Yeah? -Yeah. 2049 01:59:02,856 --> 01:59:04,316 -Great. Thanks. -Yeah. Yeah, sure. 2050 01:59:04,816 --> 01:59:07,194 Ronny! There's a bathroom inside. 2051 01:59:09,863 --> 01:59:12,449 You see that Wrenny got into the master's program at Stanford? 2052 01:59:12,533 --> 01:59:13,534 Oh, yeah. 2053 01:59:13,617 --> 01:59:16,411 Owen texted me as soon as she got in. I'm sure proud of that kid. 2054 01:59:18,622 --> 01:59:21,708 Told ya. This perp is a tough nut to crack, isn't she? 2055 01:59:21,792 --> 01:59:23,752 Yeah. But wait, look. Look right there. 2056 01:59:23,835 --> 01:59:26,964 See that tiny flutter in her exposure? 2057 01:59:27,047 --> 01:59:29,508 -Butterflies. -Butterflies. She was in love. 2058 01:59:30,092 --> 01:59:32,845 -No! Come on. -Yeah. 2059 01:59:32,928 --> 01:59:35,931 -We've looked everywhere. When? With who? -Well, you didn't look there. 2060 01:59:36,014 --> 01:59:38,725 In her early 20s. I don't know. We have to find out with who. 2061 01:59:39,393 --> 01:59:40,561 With who. With "whom"? 2062 01:59:41,603 --> 01:59:43,146 Right. "With whom." 2063 01:59:43,230 --> 01:59:45,732 -Yeah, I think that sounds educated. -With whom. 2064 01:59:46,400 --> 01:59:47,276 Yeah, sure. 2065 01:59:48,569 --> 01:59:50,195 -I hear that. -I do too. 2066 01:59:50,904 --> 01:59:53,866 -It's a reprise? -That-- It's-- Yeah, the-- a reprise. 2067 01:59:53,949 --> 01:59:55,325 -Is it reprise? -It's reprise. 2068 01:59:55,409 --> 01:59:56,952 -Or-- It's reprise. -Yes. 2069 01:59:57,536 --> 02:00:00,289 You wait for the day You prep for a year 2070 02:00:00,372 --> 02:00:02,958 And when the big day is finally here 2071 02:00:03,041 --> 02:00:06,962 You take a jerk and work To turn 'em around 2072 02:00:09,298 --> 02:00:12,134 You show 'em their life And you hope for the switch 2073 02:00:12,217 --> 02:00:14,845 And when it goes off without a hitch 2074 02:00:14,928 --> 02:00:18,724 This Christmas train is party-bound 2075 02:00:18,807 --> 02:00:19,850 A puppy! 2076 02:00:20,350 --> 02:00:23,020 We're giddy with a holiday Goodwill gleam 2077 02:00:23,103 --> 02:00:25,689 'Cause helping out is sweeter Than eggnog cream 2078 02:00:26,273 --> 02:00:31,153 We might be dead But we're living that Yuletide dream 2079 02:00:31,236 --> 02:00:34,239 We're full of that Christmas morning feeling 2080 02:00:34,323 --> 02:00:37,034 Is there a morning more appealing? 2081 02:00:37,117 --> 02:00:40,454 -The magical mood when being merry -Is very necessary 2082 02:00:40,537 --> 02:00:42,706 We're changing all mankind 2083 02:00:42,789 --> 02:00:45,918 We planted the seeds And joy is blooming 2084 02:00:46,001 --> 02:00:48,921 Now we got one less hateful human 2085 02:00:49,004 --> 02:00:51,798 We're doing the world a world of good 2086 02:00:51,882 --> 02:00:54,384 Putting some nice Into the neighborhood 2087 02:00:54,468 --> 02:01:00,224 Playing our parts Changing hearts, one by one 2088 02:01:00,307 --> 02:01:04,603 We got that Christmas morning feeling And damn, is it fun 2089 02:01:04,686 --> 02:01:07,564 Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la 2090 02:01:07,648 --> 02:01:10,567 Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la 2091 02:01:10,651 --> 02:01:14,821 Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la 2092 02:01:18,158 --> 02:01:21,161 We're full of that Christmas morning feeling 2093 02:01:21,245 --> 02:01:23,830 Feels like my soul went snowmobiling 2094 02:01:23,914 --> 02:01:27,417 -Saving a perp from certain peril -We're like A Christmas Carol 2095 02:01:27,501 --> 02:01:29,962 In perfect harmony 2096 02:01:30,045 --> 02:01:32,840 If we're jacked up on joy And cheer, it's 2097 02:01:32,923 --> 02:01:35,843 'Cause we're insanely awesome spirits 2098 02:01:35,926 --> 02:01:38,720 Doing the world a world of good 2099 02:01:38,804 --> 02:01:42,224 Cause that's our after-livelihood Bringing… 2100 02:01:42,307 --> 02:01:45,310 Couple of 'em ghosts was twerking over there, if you look closely. 2101 02:01:45,394 --> 02:01:47,020 -I saw. Yeah. I noticed. -You did? 2102 02:01:47,104 --> 02:01:48,981 That's why you wanna clear your browser history. 2103 02:01:49,064 --> 02:01:54,403 And that Christmas morning feeling Has only just begun 2104 02:01:54,486 --> 02:01:56,572 Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la 2105 02:01:56,655 --> 02:02:00,450 -Begun -Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la… 2106 02:02:09,209 --> 02:02:12,004 Good afternoon! 2107 02:02:21,138 --> 02:02:23,140 Guys, do you wanna hear the rest of my song? 2108 02:02:23,724 --> 02:02:26,768 Every day I wake up With a single dream 2109 02:02:26,852 --> 02:02:28,687 Running through my head 2110 02:02:28,770 --> 02:02:31,315 Look, I have another meeting I'm actually late for. 2111 02:02:31,398 --> 02:02:34,818 To throw a tiny stone Into a mighty stream 2112 02:02:34,902 --> 02:02:37,696 And watch the ripples as they spread 2113 02:02:39,156 --> 02:02:42,951 Well, we fall in line Follow every rule 2114 02:02:43,619 --> 02:02:47,414 But is that something We should really take pride in? 2115 02:02:47,497 --> 02:02:50,584 'Cause we're treading water In the kiddie pool 2116 02:02:51,585 --> 02:02:57,132 When there are oceans We could turn the tide in 2117 02:02:57,674 --> 02:03:01,303 If you wanna make a ripple 2118 02:03:01,386 --> 02:03:05,390 If you wanna make a wave 2119 02:03:05,474 --> 02:03:08,894 Playing safe and thinking small Doesn't move the ball at all 2120 02:03:08,977 --> 02:03:12,856 There's humanity to save 2121 02:03:13,440 --> 02:03:17,361 Can we really make a ripple 2122 02:03:17,444 --> 02:03:21,281 With our feet up while we float Too afraid to rock the boat 2123 02:03:21,365 --> 02:03:25,118 If we never test the waters We'll never know 2124 02:03:25,202 --> 02:03:27,204 Just how far the ripples go 2125 02:03:27,996 --> 02:03:30,541 Do you wanna make A ripple, ripple, ripple? 2126 02:03:31,542 --> 02:03:33,835 I think you wanna make A ripple, ripple, ripple 2127 02:03:33,919 --> 02:03:36,255 Consider the consequences. 2128 02:03:36,338 --> 02:03:38,131 Consider the possibilities. 2129 02:03:40,217 --> 02:03:43,512 Now, if we choose this dude One goes to two then four 2130 02:03:43,595 --> 02:03:45,889 And then it jumps from four to eight 2131 02:03:45,973 --> 02:03:47,599 Ripple, ripple, ripple 2132 02:03:47,683 --> 02:03:48,517 Yes! 2133 02:03:48,600 --> 02:03:51,770 Soon, you guys It multiplies to thousands more 2134 02:03:51,854 --> 02:03:54,648 Can you hear it reverberate? 2135 02:03:54,731 --> 02:03:56,149 Ripple, ripple, ripple 2136 02:03:56,233 --> 02:03:59,403 Then to millions and to billions And it never ends 2137 02:04:00,153 --> 02:04:04,116 And all across the world The change is gaining some traction 2138 02:04:04,199 --> 02:04:05,492 Reaching other planets 2139 02:04:05,576 --> 02:04:07,119 Maybe aliens 2140 02:04:07,202 --> 02:04:12,499 From one man we began a chain reaction 2141 02:04:12,583 --> 02:04:14,793 Ripple, do you wanna make a ripple? 2142 02:04:15,294 --> 02:04:18,130 Do you wanna make a ripple? Ripple, ripple, ripple, ripple 2143 02:04:18,213 --> 02:04:21,425 If we wanna make a ripple 2144 02:04:22,301 --> 02:04:25,637 That could turn into a wave 2145 02:04:26,221 --> 02:04:29,808 Time to be what we're about Gotta turn this mother out 2146 02:04:29,892 --> 02:04:34,104 -Friends, it's just called being brave -It's just called being brave 2147 02:04:34,188 --> 02:04:37,065 We need more than just a ripple 2148 02:04:37,983 --> 02:04:41,945 Make the choice to take a chance Let's put on our big boy pants 2149 02:04:42,029 --> 02:04:45,574 If we only skim the surface We'll never know 2150 02:04:45,657 --> 02:04:48,076 Just how far the ripples go 2151 02:04:48,702 --> 02:04:50,621 Do you wanna make A ripple, ripple, ripple? 2152 02:04:50,704 --> 02:04:52,873 Do you wanna make A ripple, ripple, ripple? 2153 02:04:52,956 --> 02:04:54,875 Do you wanna make A ripple, ripple, ripple? 2154 02:04:54,958 --> 02:04:57,336 Do you wanna make A ripple, ripple, ripple? 2155 02:04:57,419 --> 02:05:01,048 -Can we redeem the unredeemable? -Is he redeemable? 2156 02:05:01,131 --> 02:05:04,927 Can we just risk it all And find a way? 2157 02:05:05,010 --> 02:05:08,972 -Can we accomplish the impossible? -Is it impossible? 2158 02:05:09,056 --> 02:05:12,434 Well, it's impossible to say 2159 02:05:12,518 --> 02:05:16,104 But I have to believe Inside the worst of us 2160 02:05:16,188 --> 02:05:18,690 There is some decency there 2161 02:05:18,774 --> 02:05:20,234 Decency-cy-cy-cy-cy 2162 02:05:20,317 --> 02:05:24,029 I know that we can achieve Something miraculous 2163 02:05:24,112 --> 02:05:28,242 -If we only dare -Do we dare, do we dare? 2164 02:05:28,325 --> 02:05:30,994 -Damn right, I dare -Yes, we dare 2165 02:05:31,078 --> 02:05:34,623 If we wanna make a ripple 2166 02:05:35,165 --> 02:05:38,794 Ripple out to make a wave 2167 02:05:38,877 --> 02:05:42,923 Then let's fry some bigger fish Ask forgiveness, not "permish" 2168 02:05:43,423 --> 02:05:46,260 There's humanity to save 2169 02:05:46,844 --> 02:05:50,889 Can't resign yourself to ripples 2170 02:05:50,973 --> 02:05:54,685 'Cause you'll barely make a dent Giving 99 percent 2171 02:05:54,768 --> 02:06:00,107 Go for broke Because it's time that we finally know 2172 02:06:00,732 --> 02:06:03,610 Just how far the ripples go 2173 02:06:30,929 --> 02:06:32,431 Okay, Mr. Ray Maddison, 2174 02:06:32,514 --> 02:06:35,642 elevators are right down the hall, and here's the key card to your suite. 2175 02:06:35,726 --> 02:06:37,769 Hang on, don't look left, eyes on me. 2176 02:06:37,853 --> 02:06:39,521 There's a problem and I will address it immediately. 2177 02:06:39,605 --> 02:06:40,981 Do not look left. 2178 02:06:41,064 --> 02:06:43,567 I'm gonna murder a man in the grand lobby. 2179 02:06:50,616 --> 02:06:51,950 Oh, no.