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各位,耶誕快樂,我愛大家

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-內森,祝你一切順利
-兄弟,我也愛你

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小內,千萬別改變

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喂,在你離開前
我還有一個耶誕驚喜要給你

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-硬漢來了
-是羅伊

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好啦...我給綺莉的其中一份禮物
就是會順道過來

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跟你們說耶誕快樂

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所以,耶誕快樂

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我的老天爺啊,是羅伊坎特耶

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怎麼了?我臉上有東西嗎?

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不,泰德,這就是問題
你的臉上什麼也沒有

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你的鬍子消失了

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《泰德拉索:錯棚教練趣事多》

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《消失的耶誕鬍子》

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快,誰有鏡子?

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教練,給你,我隨身攜帶鏡子

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噢,糟糕了

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我一小時之後就要跟亨利視訊了

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沒有鬍子他會認不出我的

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這會毀了耶誕節啊

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泰德,別擔心,包在我們身上

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各位,分頭去找鬍子吧

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天啊,真希望他們能找到

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我想要這次耶誕很完美

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泰德,抱歉,我們到處都找過了

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對,我把皇家歌劇院都搜遍了

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沒有在泰德的車上

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傑米,我沒有車啊

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那就不在我剛剛 用石頭砸爛車窗的那輛車上

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各位,我們不需要找到泰德的鬍子

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我們得去捉到它

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我用鬍子最愛的東西 做了一個陷阱來引誘它現身

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麵包屑、一把小梳子和些許髮油

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小內,那是用來誘殺的陷阱

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一點也沒錯

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那玩意從泰德臉上逃跑了 誰知道它接下來會想要怎樣

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等等,在我們痛下殺手前
讓我來試試一個辦法

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-那裡再多一點
-那裡也多一點點

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完成了

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我喜歡

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各位,我不知道耶,這樣不適合我

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看起來比較像克拉克蓋博或約翰華特斯

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讓我來吧

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(偽裝工具組)

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你為何會有偽裝工具組?

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妳怎麼會沒有?

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真神奇

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-就跟他一樣
-我覺得你看起來很棒

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我非常同意,但重點是讓亨利認得我

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好,我忘記目標了

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痛啦

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喂,你需要鬍子,這就給你吧

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哇,我看起來就像
戴著底特律老虎帽的《神探猛龍》

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即使這樣看起來就像我剛剛親了你的額頭

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羅伊,但這不是我

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寶貝,我會想念你的眉毛

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等等

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你這個毛毛人

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噁心

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嘿,沒用啦

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有史以來第一次,湯姆謝立克毀了耶誕節

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我們明天見吧

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他要去哪?他要怎麼辦?

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親愛的,老實說,我一點也不在乎

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-哇
-哇

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-是克拉克蓋博嗎?
-沒錯

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謝謝

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我其實很在乎,剛剛那是被鬍子影響了

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-泰德,乾杯
-泰德,我們愛你

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-嘿,泰德
-嘿,各位

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抱歉我之前就像個白人直男版的

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耶誕掃興鬼

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應該是跟大財主史古基一樣

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-別擔心啦
-泰德,別傻了

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但我瞭解到沒有鬍子也不是世界末日

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因為重點不是為心愛的人 打造一個完美的耶誕節

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而是心愛的人讓耶誕節變得完美

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-太棒了,竟然有這種事
-我的天啊

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糟了,又怎麼了?

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你的鬍子回來了

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真是帥呆了

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亨利打來了,大家再見囉

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-泰德,祝你順利
-跟亨利問好

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我們繼續性感耶誕節吧

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爸,耶誕快樂,你氣色真好

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兒子,謝了,我才剛刮鬍子

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孩子,你等一等

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嘿,各位,祝大家有個完美的耶誕節

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我是說不完美的耶誕節

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因為是不完美讓...

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你們懂的啦 你們知道我要說什麼,對吧?

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哎呀

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我家裡下雪了?

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真詭異

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(《泰德拉索:錯棚教練趣事多》
祝大家佳節愉快)

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