1 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:06,507 Go, Sam Obisanya. Go, Sam Obisanya. 2 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:09,259 Today has been all about one man. 3 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:16,265 Take a bow, Sam Obisanya. The first hat trick of his career. 4 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,018 Three goals for Obisanya. 5 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:22,689 Three points for Richmond as their incredible run of form continues. 6 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:25,442 They will now enter the final match of the season 7 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:29,321 one win away from promotion back to the Premier League. 8 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,990 An incredible turnaround. 9 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,743 Thataway, Sam! 10 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:37,955 What a performance by the young Nigerian, Chris. 11 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:41,291 It's exciting to see a young player realizing his potential, Arlo. 12 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:45,796 -One more, one more. One more. -All right, bro. See you later. 13 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,048 See you later. All right. Peace. 14 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:50,592 Yeah. 15 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:51,885 -Bravo, Sam. -Three goals. 16 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:54,471 -All right. See you later. -That's gold. That's it, dude. 17 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,932 -Congratulations, Sam. Well done. -Thank you, Liza. 18 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,058 See you later. 19 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,336 Well done, matey. 20 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:36,930 Wish me luck. 21 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,576 Watch out! 22 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,355 I can't believe it's happening. 23 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,273 The whole idea of it has got me going like… 24 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,359 Oh, stop. You getting all… 25 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:34,071 is just fear getting in the way of what you deserve. 26 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,073 Are you making fun of me with my… 27 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:37,866 Of course not. 28 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:40,869 It's just, you went… And I thought I can't improve on that. 29 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:42,287 I'm just gonna have to replicate it. 30 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,331 Thank you. 31 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,542 Bing-bong, you ding-dongs. 32 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:47,918 -Ted. -Yeah? 33 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:51,839 Guess who is going to be featured in Vanity Fair's business issue 34 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,465 as a powerful woman on the rise. 35 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:55,509 I finally got it? This is incredible! 36 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,010 -Ted. -Yeah? 37 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:58,762 Not you. Keeley. 38 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,848 Oh, that makes more sense. Hey, congrats, Keeley. 39 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,516 That's gonna be a Vanity Fair to remember. 40 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,853 Oh, it's just an honor to be mad fit and successful. 41 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,354 Yeah. 42 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,193 So, ladies, I'm here both to give and receive. 43 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:14,945 Dr. Sharon's last day is tomorrow, 44 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,363 and we're all chipping in to get her something special. 45 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,907 -What did you decide on? -An envelope of cash. 46 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:22,077 You know, I figured she already has all our deep, dark secrets. 47 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,788 Kinda tough to top that with a scarf and a candle, you know? 48 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,206 Right. 49 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:28,292 -Yeah. Whatever you got. -Let's see. 50 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,877 Oh, you know what? Here you go. 51 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,253 Lovely. Thank you. 52 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,505 Yeah. 53 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:35,340 Yeah. It all spends the same. 54 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:36,675 All right. Appreciate you. 55 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,135 -Hello, people. -Higgins! 56 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,052 Leslie. 57 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:42,014 I just received an email from Edwin Akufo, 58 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:45,434 and he wants to speak with you, Rebecca. 59 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:46,810 Okay. 60 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:47,895 Who is Edwin Akufo? 61 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,815 His father owns the largest tech firm in Ghana. 62 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,275 Wait a second. I thought I did. 63 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:54,526 Until he died last month. 64 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:55,777 I apologize for my joke. 65 00:03:56,361 --> 00:04:00,991 Edwin just inherited £1.2 billion and loves football. 66 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:03,535 And? 67 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:06,955 And I think he wants to buy the club. 68 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:18,175 Hi. Got the suit Ted bought you back from the dry cleaners. 69 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:19,468 Oh, it's my suit. 70 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:21,470 The second Ted gave it to me, 71 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:23,639 ownership transferred, and it became my suit, Will. 72 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:25,599 Right. 73 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:32,272 Oi, are my eyebrows crazy? 74 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,860 I've gotta do a photo shoot with Keeley tonight, 75 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:40,739 and the photo shoot coordinator told me my eyebrows are crazy. 76 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,700 Jesus, are my eyebrows crazy? 77 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,995 They wanna do a "at home with the footballer boyfriend" shot. 78 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,373 Bet they won't even use it. 79 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:53,085 She also told me I've gotta wear all black so that Keeley pops. 80 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:55,379 -You're always wearing black. -This isn't black. 81 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:56,964 This is dark heather charcoal. 82 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,466 I love hearing fellas debate fashion. Who's winning? 83 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,511 Oh, Ted, can I run a new tactic by you? 84 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:05,055 Yeah, you can run it, walk it, cartwheel it to me. I don't care. 85 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,765 Call me Dumbo, 'cause I'm all ears. 86 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:08,267 -Is that a yes? -Yes. 87 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:11,937 Okay. When we play Brentford, we should play with a false nine. 88 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,648 -Couldn't agree more. What is that? -Play without strikers. 89 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,775 Okay. Wait, so Jamie and Dani ain't gonna play? 90 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:19,903 They do, but they play in midfield where no one expects them to be. 91 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:20,988 -Yeah. -I see. 92 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:23,574 Okay, so we got both our aces tucked up our sleeves, huh? 93 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:25,701 Love that. That's fun. 94 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:28,453 Okay, today let's go ahead and try out your fake nine. 95 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:30,497 False nine. 96 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:32,207 -Hey, this looks very nice. -Thank you. 97 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,251 Here we go again. 98 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,671 Give Ted yet another idea he'll take all the credit for. 99 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:40,883 That's the job, son. 100 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,760 Do you guys ever wanna be in charge? 101 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,053 Be the boss? 102 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:46,430 Get all the credit? 103 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:54,563 You know, we used to believe that trees competed with each other for light. 104 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,607 Suzanne Simard's field work challenged that perception, 105 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,651 and we now realize that the forest is a socialist community. 106 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:02,446 Trees work in harmony to share the sunlight. 107 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,532 Can't you just give me a straight answer for once? 108 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,159 I think he just did. 109 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:12,206 Right. When this works, which it will, 110 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:14,958 I'm telling everyone it was my idea, which it was. 111 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:20,005 Your eyebrows aren't crazy. 112 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,131 Thank you. 113 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:22,424 They're psychotic. 114 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:23,926 I appreciate that. 115 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,640 They can't maintain their lines. 116 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,644 -These guys are just not in sync. -It's okay. 117 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,854 Oh, hell no. No, no. Hey, hey. 118 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,815 No. No, no. Guys, come on. That ain't gonna cut it. 119 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,360 Y'all gotta be together on this, all right? It's like this. 120 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:45,405 You may hate me, but it ain't no lie. Yeah? 121 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:48,325 Then the hands. Bye, bye, bye. All right? 122 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,827 And watch my jumps. Ain't no lie. 123 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,704 See how I'm jumping? Like I'm a marionette. 124 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:55,916 That's why this song is on the album No Strings Attached, all right? 125 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:58,210 Yes. Okay, good. 126 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,587 Now, look, fellas, performing this at Doc's going-away party 127 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:02,506 ain't gonna mean Bo Jackson diddly squat 128 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,716 unless she can tell how hard we worked on it. 129 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,343 You know what I mean? 130 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,971 It ain't the execution. That ain't the gift. It's the effort. 131 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:11,390 Yeah? Okay? You see what I mean? 132 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:16,520 Uh-oh. 133 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:48,760 Okay. 134 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:52,973 Okay. 135 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,355 My most sincere apologies. 136 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,232 I was told your training would be finished by now. 137 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,902 Oh, that's okay. Hakuna matata, right? 138 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,322 Oh, I'm sorry. That was kind of racist, wasn't it? 139 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:11,366 Oh, you know, Timon and Pumbaa are cartoons. 140 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,410 -So I'll let it slide. -Hey, I appreciate you. 141 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:15,829 So, you must be Edwin Akufo, huh? 142 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:16,872 -Yeah, I am. -I'm Ted Lasso. 143 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,498 I don't shake hands. 144 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,210 But I have someone who does. Francis. 145 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:22,377 -Oh. Hi. -Yes. 146 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:30,177 That is one of the best handshakes I've ever hand shook right there. 147 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:33,889 Firm yet comforting, you know, like a weighted blanket for my hand toes. 148 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:36,183 So, I bet you're looking to chop it up with Miss Welton, yeah? 149 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:37,392 If that's not impossible. 150 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:40,812 Well, you say impossible, but all I hear is "I'm possible." 151 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:44,650 Makes more sense when written down. 152 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:45,817 -Okay. -Yeah. 153 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:47,611 -Right this way, fellas. -Thank you. 154 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,489 -Take it from here? -If it's gotta be me. 155 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,701 Okay, Greyhounds, now let's get in formation! 156 00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:57,037 Will, here we go! 157 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:02,334 Five, six, seven, eight. 158 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:05,295 Come on. 159 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:07,422 Good. 160 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:11,593 Hit this. 161 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:21,520 That was it! 162 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:31,905 Yes! 163 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:35,158 I cannot tell you how much I admire what your club has done this season. 164 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,494 Relegation destroys some teams, 165 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:39,496 but it's only seemed to have made yours stronger. 166 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:42,749 That's all 'cause of the boss right here. Trickle-down economics may stink, 167 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,877 but trickle-down support smells like pizza, 168 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,420 roses and, I assume, Viola Davis. 169 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,882 I do care about this club, Mr. Akufo. 170 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:50,966 Very much. 171 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,759 That's why I'll cut straight to the point 172 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,511 and tell you that I'm not interested in selling. 173 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,805 Oh, I'm not trying to buy your club. 174 00:09:58,015 --> 00:10:00,058 I'm interested in buying one of your players. 175 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,561 Sam Obisanya. 176 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:05,856 But Rebecca loves Sam. 177 00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:08,150 Yeah, we all love Sam. 178 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,359 Exactly. 179 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:13,780 Also, Sam is under contract with us for another three years. 180 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,157 Yes, I understand. 181 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,659 Therefore, I would offer you a generous transfer fee 182 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:19,995 of so much money that people would think I'm crazy, 183 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,914 and you've taken advantage of me, 184 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,957 in a financial, non-sexual way, of course. 185 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:27,920 I believe he's making you an offer you can't refuse. 186 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,296 Oh, Godfather, I see you. 187 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:33,258 Well, I'm refusing an offer he can't make. 188 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,345 Is that a quote from the third movie? 189 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,764 I just have one question. 190 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,599 What club is it that you actually own? 191 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:41,767 Oh, I don't. 192 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:44,144 At least, not one I can talk about yet. 193 00:10:44,228 --> 00:10:46,230 But it is a team in Africa, 194 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:49,525 and I figured that Sam might appreciate the opportunity to play near his family. 195 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:50,859 You know, his home. 196 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,823 Well, gosh dang it. Now I wish we had two Sams, you know? 197 00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,368 One for y'all and one for us. 198 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,328 Where are we at with cloning these days, by the way? 199 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,414 Them Scottish folks have been mighty quiet on that front for a while, 200 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:05,832 which means we gotta be close, right? 201 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:09,086 Yeah, well, like my father used to say, a sad white man is still a white man. 202 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,254 Word. 203 00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,883 All I'm asking is for an opportunity to speak to Sam. 204 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,718 Maybe let him decide for himself, yes? 205 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,303 Yes. 206 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,933 Oh, I hope I'm not interrupting. 207 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,351 Perfect timing. 208 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:28,063 Sam, this is Edwin Akufo. 209 00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:32,025 Oh, he doesn't like to shake-- 210 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,490 Mr. Akufo would like to speak with you. 211 00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:41,618 I figure we could maybe go to a museum, 212 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,203 have something to eat. 213 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,247 Sure. 214 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,332 Wonderful. After you. 215 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:48,667 Okay. 216 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:53,088 It's lovely to meet you all. 217 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:54,673 -Bye. -You too. 218 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:00,429 So strange. 219 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:03,015 I once wrote a play about a billionaire 220 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:06,185 who took a footballer to a museum and then dinner. 221 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,396 What happens in the play? 222 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,772 Well, they get their meal for free 223 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:13,275 because they found a little bit of glass in the pasta. 224 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,946 God, I wish I could write fiction. 225 00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:22,159 Oh, thank you, Keeley. You know, I should revisit that work. 226 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,243 Yeah. 227 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,958 Hi. No. 228 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,461 Sorry. You got me. 229 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,379 Wow, I didn't expect you to be here. 230 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,631 No, me neither. 231 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,799 What can I do for you? 232 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:41,887 Well, I just wondered if you'd mind helping me pick out a fancy suit? 233 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,849 Abso-fucking-lutely. Perfect timing, actually. 234 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,268 I've gotta pick up some outfits for this photo shoot I'm doing. 235 00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:49,436 Come with. 236 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,355 -What, now? -Now. 237 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,440 Let's go kill two birds with one stone. 238 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,653 All right, yeah. Let's go… murder some birds with a rock. 239 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,280 That was good. 240 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:01,615 -Yeah? -Yeah! 241 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,825 -I got attacked by a bird once. -Did you? 242 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,881 Young man, I think you're late for class 243 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,843 by about 25 years. 244 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,266 Would you like a lollipop? 245 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:28,934 No. 246 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,983 It's Coach Kent, which can only mean 247 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:39,069 nobody told him it's a half-day and Phoebe's mom picked her up hours ago. 248 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:40,988 Fu… 249 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:43,991 …n. 250 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,826 That's fun, innit? 251 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,371 Okay. See you later. 252 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,920 I always thought this was what the teachers did when we went home. 253 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,547 Art fundraiser tonight. 254 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:00,674 For 20 quid, you can buy a kid's art. 255 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,635 For 40, I'll send it home with you already in a rubbish bin. 256 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,346 That's a solid business model. 257 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,058 Which one of these is Phoebe's? 258 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:13,020 Oh, I won't be able to display Phoebe's artwork. 259 00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:14,938 Why not? 260 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:24,990 Oh, no. 261 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:30,579 She draws ti-- 262 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,999 Unnervingly accurate charcoal sketches of breasts, yes. 263 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,376 There were more, but some of the boys stole them 264 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,961 and I think are using them as currency. 265 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,005 Bloody hell. 266 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:43,926 Nice. 267 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:48,013 -Do you need a hand? -Yep. 268 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,026 Unless you need to go. 269 00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:05,322 No, I got time. 270 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:11,453 It's show-and-tell today. 271 00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:14,498 Should I bring my Jamie Tartt jersey or my LEGO Hogwarts? 272 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,251 I gotta go with the Jamie Tartt jersey 273 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,419 for fear of how Hogwarts might travel, you know? 274 00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,421 Good thinkin', Abe Lincoln. 275 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,260 Hey, buddy, I gotta let you go, okay? Have a great day at school. I love you. 276 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:27,344 Love you. 277 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:29,596 Hey, boss. What's up? 278 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,307 Right, I'm just gonna come out and say it. 279 00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:33,976 I had a torrid affair with Sam. 280 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,602 Dad, I'm still on. 281 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:38,355 Hey, sorry about that. 282 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,940 -Okay, I'll talk to you later. -Bye, Dad. 283 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:42,901 Yeah. 284 00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:46,154 Okay, so let's see. 285 00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:48,073 -You and-- -Sam. 286 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,783 …uel L. Jackson? 287 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:52,870 -Obisanya. -Right, okay. Just checking. 288 00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:56,915 Okay, well, you know, I think that's great. 289 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,208 Hold on. 290 00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,376 Wait. No-- 291 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,836 Yes. Yeah, I do. No, I think that's fine. 292 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:04,506 -I think I need to end it. -Sure, I can see that. 293 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:08,260 I asked him for a bit of time to figure things out. 294 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,470 And now we're in a bit of a limbo situation. 295 00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:12,890 Great party game, horrible relationship status. 296 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:15,642 And then Edwin Akufo swoops in to take him away, 297 00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:17,728 and I've lost all objectivity. 298 00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:21,648 Sam's a really great player. 299 00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:22,983 One of the best we got. 300 00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,819 But do I want him to stay because of my feelings for him? 301 00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:26,945 Good question. 302 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,908 -We really were great together. -I mean, come on. 303 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,577 Sam and Rebecca are already one of my all-time favorite TV couples. 304 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,330 To have one of them in real life? Yes, please. 305 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,832 But if he wants to go, I shouldn't stand in his way. 306 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,167 I could not agree more. 307 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:43,462 But if I let him go, I might regret it for the rest of my life. 308 00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:45,631 Turns out, I could agree more. 309 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,887 Well, Rebecca. 310 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,056 Listen to me. 311 00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,436 Don't listen to me. 312 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,105 Don't listen to Edwin Akufo. 313 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,649 Don't even listen to Sam. 314 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,150 You just listen to your gut, okay? 315 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:09,570 And on your way down to your gut, check in with your heart. 316 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,949 Between those two things, they'll let you know what's what. 317 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,286 They make good harmony, 318 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,789 like two-thirds of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, you know what I mean? 319 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,292 Thank you, Ted. 320 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,508 You know, boss, you're starting to develop a bit of a habit. 321 00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:31,885 -Am I? -Oh, yeah. 322 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,514 Same time, same place last year, you dropped another truth bomb on me. 323 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,312 -See you next year. -I can't wait. 324 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:59,788 Oh, my God. That's so good, I can't even look at you. 325 00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:01,582 Thanks, Jacques-o. 326 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,793 Oi, how you doing in there, babe? 327 00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:06,712 God, this place is so posh. 328 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,672 Feel like I'm not supposed to be here. 329 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,340 This place is for rich twats 330 00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:13,093 who piss away all their money on an outfit they only wear once. 331 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:17,264 But, Nate, today you are one of those twats. 332 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,224 I quite like that. 333 00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:21,226 -Oh, this is so much fun. -Yeah. 334 00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,020 Roy never does this stuff with me. 335 00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:26,273 He's always like, "I'm Roy Kent." 336 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,859 "Why do I need to go shopping? 337 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,653 I already own a black T-shirt and jeans." 338 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,619 This is yes. 339 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,330 But I'm worried about the crotch. 340 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,708 Does the crotch feel loose? The crotch looks loose. 341 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,502 Keeley, thoughts on the crotch? 342 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:51,798 Oh, my Go-- 343 00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:58,764 I think the crotch looks great. 344 00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:00,849 We can have the crotch taken in. 345 00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:04,061 It's better to have a tight crotch than a loose crotch, you know? 346 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,522 But we love the suit, yes? 347 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,609 I-- What do you think? 348 00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:14,071 No, I don't think this is it. 349 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,365 -No. -Take it off immediately. 350 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,534 Would you guys like a drink? 351 00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:20,202 Oh, yeah, go on. 352 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,537 Glass of champagne? 353 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:22,746 I'm all right, thanks. 354 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,499 Oi, it's free. 355 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,667 And… 356 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:30,337 when you see the prices, you're gonna wish you'd drank more of it. 357 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,047 Oh, my God. Yeah. 358 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,007 A whiskey, thank you. Please. 359 00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:39,388 Knock knock, Doc Doc. 360 00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:43,350 Oh, please don't tell me you're taking my office now. 361 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,643 What. No, no. I just came up 362 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,229 to invite Doctor Sharon to Colin's birthday party tomorrow night. 363 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,024 Colin's birthday is August the 21st. 364 00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:52,609 I love that you know that. 365 00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:54,194 Yeah, I know everybody's birthday. 366 00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:55,529 Really? 367 00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,615 -Liam Neeson. -June 7th. 368 00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:00,534 -Tina Turner. -November 26th. 369 00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:03,161 Chuck Norris, Sharon Stone, and Osama Bin Laden. 370 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,706 All March the 10th. 371 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:07,583 You are good. And you're right. 372 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,377 Colin's party was just a cover story for Sharon's going-away party. 373 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,420 Not bad, huh? 374 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:15,632 I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Ted, but Sharon's already gone. 375 00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:19,136 Beg to differ, Higgy Stardust. Sharon's last day is mañana. 376 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:22,890 Yes, but an emergency came up, and she has to leave tonight. 377 00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:25,684 Wait, she left without saying goodbye? 378 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:29,313 She wrote everybody a letter. 379 00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:31,565 Mine was very nice. 380 00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:34,443 Here's yours. 381 00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:36,987 No. 382 00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:41,825 Don't let her get away with it, Ted! 383 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:44,745 Yes. 384 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,752 -Wow. -I know, right? 385 00:20:54,046 --> 00:20:55,130 Kelechi Nwaneri. 386 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,341 Yeah, his work is incredible. 387 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,510 Well, he's Nigerian. 388 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,262 I just bought it. 389 00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:06,266 So I can donate it to the Cape Coast Castle Museum in Ghana. 390 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,852 This piece belongs in Africa. 391 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,065 It's amazing. 392 00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:14,775 Even for a Nigerian. 393 00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:23,283 Sam, I'm a walking confliction. 394 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,410 I am a billionaire, 395 00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:28,539 yet I don't believe billionaires should exist. 396 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,709 That's why I'm breaking up my father's empire. 397 00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:35,337 I'm using the money to make better things 398 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,465 and hopefully make things better. 399 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,470 You are not at all what I expected. 400 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,598 You don't even have a security detail. 401 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:49,184 Okay. 402 00:21:49,268 --> 00:21:51,770 That's because I bought out the entire museum 403 00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:53,730 and filled it with actors. 404 00:21:57,568 --> 00:22:01,113 Oh, I thought I recognized him from I May Destroy You. 405 00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,700 Are you hungry? 406 00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:05,784 Starving. 407 00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:07,202 I know a perfect place. 408 00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:09,246 -Edwin. -It's good to see you. 409 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:11,373 -This is my friend, Sam. -Hey, you all right? 410 00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,708 Lovely to meet you. 411 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,835 Congratulations. You both just met a cool person. 412 00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:16,628 Cheers. 413 00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:17,713 See you. 414 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,383 -Pretty cool, eh? -What? 415 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,302 -That was Banksy. -Banksy? 416 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,386 Yeah. 417 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,180 -The-- -Yes. 418 00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:27,723 Oh, my God. 419 00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:31,393 Sorry. 420 00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:34,771 Yeah, let's do it. Thanks, babe. 421 00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:38,859 Fuck me! 422 00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:40,444 -Yeah? -Yeah. 423 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,321 You look so hot. 424 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,989 I just wanna fix your tie really quick. 425 00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:45,908 Come here. Okay. 426 00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:49,953 Thank you so much, by the way. 427 00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:51,955 You're so good at everything, 428 00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:55,584 and you're always helping people and making things better. 429 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:57,836 Just like you. 430 00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:01,673 -Sorry. -It's all right. 431 00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:03,258 Do you ever-- 432 00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:05,302 Do you ever feel like you wanna be the boss? 433 00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:09,723 -Yeah. -Yeah. 434 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:13,060 I mean, I did used to worry that I was gonna end up like my mum. 435 00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:16,939 She spent years working at the same company tirelessly 436 00:23:17,022 --> 00:23:18,774 just for a man to take all the credit. 437 00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:21,276 She wasn't brave enough to dream big. 438 00:23:22,027 --> 00:23:25,364 So, I decided to do things very differently. 439 00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:27,824 And then I met Rebecca, 440 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:31,036 and she inspired me to wanna be a boss. 441 00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:35,499 People like you and I, we can't help but dream big. 442 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:40,420 And no one is gonna fight harder for their dreams than us, right? 443 00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:41,505 Right. 444 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:46,343 The scariest part of all of it is making the decision to just go for it. 445 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:49,555 'Cause once you do that, then everything just sort of falls in-- 446 00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:56,478 God. I'm so sorry. I didn't-- 447 00:23:56,562 --> 00:23:57,729 -That's okay. -No, it's not. 448 00:23:57,813 --> 00:24:00,023 -Yes, it is. Don't worry about it. -No. No, it's fine-- 449 00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:01,108 -It was-- -No, it was-- 450 00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:03,527 -It happens sometimes to the best of us. -It's not-- 451 00:24:04,319 --> 00:24:05,445 -I just-- -I-- 452 00:24:05,529 --> 00:24:06,905 God, I'm gonna get outta this-- 453 00:24:06,989 --> 00:24:08,949 -Don't worry about it. -I do worry about it. 454 00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:10,075 Don't. 455 00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:11,410 Shit. 456 00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,476 Is that a younger year? 457 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:37,769 Nope, same year. 458 00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:40,647 Then why are their pictures shit, 459 00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:43,025 and yours are… not shit? 460 00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:46,278 Well, I take the pictures before they can fuck them up. 461 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:48,655 They hate it, but I know it's for the best. 462 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,700 So you're Ms. Bowen, the mean teacher. 463 00:24:53,035 --> 00:24:54,620 Well, Phoebe likes you. 464 00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:56,788 She's smart. Most of them hate me. 465 00:24:56,872 --> 00:24:59,708 They have, like, 20 different mean nicknames for me. 466 00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:00,834 Go on. 467 00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:02,085 I don't know any of them. 468 00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:09,718 Ms. Bowlegs, Ms. Boring, Ms. Bonehead, Ms. Bellend, Boaty Ms. Boatface 469 00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:12,804 and then there's one little boy who simply calls me Fuck-witch, 470 00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:16,308 which is admittedly my favorite. 471 00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:19,770 Well, best teachers are the toughest ones. 472 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:22,689 My first coach used to chase me round the pitch on a motorbike 473 00:25:22,773 --> 00:25:24,316 like we were in fucking Mad Max. 474 00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:25,651 That's terrifying. 475 00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:27,528 Yeah, but it made me fast. 476 00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:32,032 The half-hour countdown begins. 477 00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:34,451 Nothing worse than parents' mixers. 478 00:25:34,535 --> 00:25:37,162 They get free chardonnay, and I get to ward off all the single dads. 479 00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:40,541 -And not-so-single dads. -Right. 480 00:25:40,624 --> 00:25:41,625 Are you married? 481 00:25:42,334 --> 00:25:43,335 No. 482 00:25:56,014 --> 00:25:58,225 -I've gotta go. -You're not gonna stay for the art show? 483 00:25:58,308 --> 00:25:59,643 No, sorry. 484 00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:03,939 Thanks for all your help. 485 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:11,780 Karen, for God's sake, grow the fuck up. 486 00:26:19,788 --> 00:26:22,291 Well, well, well. Look what the weird bike rode in. 487 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:25,627 Ted, how long have you been standing out here? 488 00:26:25,711 --> 00:26:26,879 A long time. 489 00:26:26,962 --> 00:26:28,422 And I really gotta use the john too, 490 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:31,300 but I'm gonna hold it a bit longer, 'cause I'm so dang ticked off at you. 491 00:26:35,179 --> 00:26:37,306 I was right. It's a lot easier to navigate that hallway 492 00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:38,557 with this thing all folded up. 493 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,434 Thank you for carrying it up. 494 00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:41,810 How could you just leave? 495 00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:44,563 Sorry, I'm not good with goodbyes. 496 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:47,024 Well, when I was a baby, I wasn't good at walking and talking, 497 00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:48,609 but I stuck with it and look at me now. 498 00:26:48,692 --> 00:26:50,402 -Did you get my letter? -Yes. 499 00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:51,486 -Did you read it? -No! 500 00:26:51,570 --> 00:26:53,238 We had a whole thing planned for you. 501 00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:55,490 You know how hard it is to get grown men to learn choreography? 502 00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:58,869 Almost impossible. Heck, we even got you a gift. 503 00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:02,748 Spoiler alert, it's a bunch of cash. 504 00:27:03,332 --> 00:27:04,541 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 505 00:27:05,042 --> 00:27:06,460 But, Ted, you knew I was leaving. 506 00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:09,129 I did, but I thought I was gonna get a chance to say goodbye to you. 507 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,549 My wife left me, my dad left me, 508 00:27:12,633 --> 00:27:16,386 and you, more than anyone in the world, knows how I feel when I get abandoned, 509 00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:17,930 and you just left. 510 00:27:18,514 --> 00:27:20,933 I wrote about that. It's all in the letter I left for you. 511 00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:23,977 Wait a minute. Okay. You mean this? This right here? 512 00:27:24,061 --> 00:27:26,897 Guess what. I'm not gonna read your letter, ever, okay? 513 00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:29,107 You got something to say to me, just say it to my face. 514 00:27:30,526 --> 00:27:31,985 I thought we had a breakthrough. 515 00:27:32,069 --> 00:27:33,987 You did. You confronted things you had-- 516 00:27:34,071 --> 00:27:36,323 No, no, no. Not me. I'm talking about us. 517 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:39,826 -We did, Ted. -Yeah. 518 00:27:39,910 --> 00:27:41,703 Thanks to you, I've learned that 519 00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:45,123 expressing my vulnerabilities can help my patients with theirs. 520 00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:47,543 You helped me become a better therapist. 521 00:27:48,961 --> 00:27:51,588 And that's saying something, because I was already fucking brilliant. 522 00:27:55,008 --> 00:27:56,051 That's nice of you to say. 523 00:27:57,636 --> 00:28:00,389 And yet, you were gonna leave without letting me know any of that. 524 00:28:00,889 --> 00:28:03,225 -Ted, it's all in the letter. -It's all in the letter! 525 00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:06,603 It's all in your-- Okay, well, fine. I'll read your stupid-ass letter. 526 00:28:06,687 --> 00:28:07,813 Unbelievable. 527 00:28:11,316 --> 00:28:12,484 You spelled "favorite" wrong. 528 00:29:00,157 --> 00:29:01,325 It's a very good letter. 529 00:29:03,702 --> 00:29:07,080 I feel more comfortable writing goodbye than saying it. I'm sorry. 530 00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:11,251 It's okay. I understand. 531 00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:17,007 My train to Royston doesn't leave till midnight. 532 00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:18,759 Wanna grab a drink? 533 00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:22,304 I'm buying. 534 00:29:25,182 --> 00:29:26,558 Yeah, okay. That'd be nice. Yeah. 535 00:29:28,393 --> 00:29:31,271 -But I really gotta pee first. I gotta-- -Door to the left. 536 00:29:39,530 --> 00:29:41,865 I've never had West African food this good in London. 537 00:29:41,949 --> 00:29:44,117 I can't believe I didn't know this place existed. 538 00:29:44,701 --> 00:29:45,953 Well, it doesn't. 539 00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:47,788 I had it created for us. 540 00:29:48,372 --> 00:29:49,540 I brought in my own chefs. 541 00:29:50,499 --> 00:29:51,708 I travel often, 542 00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:55,128 and I know what it's like to miss the food from home. 543 00:29:58,340 --> 00:29:59,550 Actors? 544 00:29:59,633 --> 00:30:00,634 Friends. 545 00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:08,183 Listen. I wanna be honest with you. 546 00:30:09,935 --> 00:30:12,312 I don't see myself leaving Richmond to play for… 547 00:30:12,896 --> 00:30:15,607 well, whatever team you end up owning one day. 548 00:30:18,443 --> 00:30:23,407 Sam, you are the fourth person to know this. 549 00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:26,910 I'm buying Raja Casablanca in Morocco. 550 00:30:28,370 --> 00:30:31,999 My only focus in life will be to make us one of the biggest clubs in the world. 551 00:30:33,417 --> 00:30:38,172 Bayern, United, PSG, Barcelona… 552 00:30:39,965 --> 00:30:41,133 Casablanca. 553 00:30:45,262 --> 00:30:48,473 The greatest African players around the world will come home 554 00:30:48,557 --> 00:30:49,641 to play for us. 555 00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:55,731 Mark my words, in 20 years, an African team will win the World Cup. 556 00:30:57,065 --> 00:31:01,069 Sam, you inspired the world to care about what's happening at home. 557 00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:04,615 That's why I want you to come play for me. 558 00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:08,619 I want the incredible man you are, not the footballer. 559 00:31:10,621 --> 00:31:12,289 Although the footballer too is incredible. 560 00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:16,668 Thank you. 561 00:31:18,795 --> 00:31:22,257 I mean… You've given me a lot to think about. 562 00:31:22,925 --> 00:31:25,093 Please. Take all the time you need. 563 00:31:27,137 --> 00:31:28,972 You have 72 hours. 564 00:31:31,808 --> 00:31:33,852 Hey, please. Finish the jollof. Huh? 565 00:31:33,936 --> 00:31:35,103 I insist. 566 00:31:35,687 --> 00:31:39,274 Thank you. You know, I appreciate that you had it made the Nigerian way. 567 00:31:39,858 --> 00:31:43,320 Well, I thought you'd prefer it, even though the Ghanaian way is better. 568 00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:46,198 Oh, I know we've been getting along, but I will fight you on this one. 569 00:31:46,281 --> 00:31:47,533 Let us fight then. 570 00:31:53,205 --> 00:31:54,706 Oh, wonderful, Mr. Kent. 571 00:31:54,790 --> 00:31:57,417 We've got you upstairs. You'll start in the black suit, 572 00:31:57,501 --> 00:32:00,921 and then we'd love for Nicky to take a pass at your eyebrows. 573 00:32:08,095 --> 00:32:09,763 Hey. I'm sorry I'm late. 574 00:32:09,847 --> 00:32:12,641 You're not late, babe. Your outfit's in the closet. 575 00:32:13,392 --> 00:32:14,601 You look cool as fuck. 576 00:32:15,644 --> 00:32:16,645 Thank you. 577 00:32:19,106 --> 00:32:20,899 How was suit shopping with Nate? 578 00:32:20,983 --> 00:32:22,150 Yeah, it was fine. 579 00:32:27,155 --> 00:32:30,951 I know that you hate this stuff, babe, but it's gonna be good, yeah? 580 00:32:31,034 --> 00:32:34,621 Please say that it's gonna be good 'cause I'm really losing it. 581 00:32:34,705 --> 00:32:35,998 I'm so nervous. 582 00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:40,961 Babe, you've done a thousand magazines. 583 00:32:41,044 --> 00:32:42,963 You did an advert for a service station 584 00:32:43,046 --> 00:32:46,550 where you jumped out of an airplane topless eating a hamburger. 585 00:32:47,384 --> 00:32:49,469 You can't be more nervous than that. 586 00:32:50,929 --> 00:32:52,306 But this isn't that. 587 00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:55,642 It was about how I looked. 588 00:32:56,476 --> 00:32:57,936 This is about me. 589 00:32:59,479 --> 00:33:02,107 I had to do an interview, like a real interview. 590 00:33:02,191 --> 00:33:04,902 They asked me about my thoughts and my feelings 591 00:33:04,985 --> 00:33:07,279 and my goals for the future. 592 00:33:10,073 --> 00:33:12,492 When people read this article, they're gonna see me. 593 00:33:12,576 --> 00:33:13,785 See the real me. 594 00:33:22,878 --> 00:33:26,089 The real you is fucking amazing. 595 00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:29,676 And now the whole world is gonna get to see that. 596 00:33:31,011 --> 00:33:34,097 You are Keeley fucking Jones, 597 00:33:34,681 --> 00:33:36,141 the independent woman. 598 00:33:37,434 --> 00:33:38,977 You're gonna kill it. 599 00:33:43,065 --> 00:33:44,525 So I should keep my top on? 600 00:33:45,734 --> 00:33:46,735 Maybe for one shot. 601 00:33:51,323 --> 00:33:52,658 Thank you. 602 00:34:29,319 --> 00:34:30,529 Hello, Dad. 603 00:34:31,572 --> 00:34:32,614 Yeah. 604 00:34:33,991 --> 00:34:35,199 It was incredible. 605 00:34:36,034 --> 00:34:39,496 Yeah, yeah, he took me to a museum. And then we had Nigerian food. 606 00:34:47,754 --> 00:34:51,300 Okay, great. And now look at one another. 607 00:34:53,051 --> 00:34:54,052 Come on then. 608 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:07,357 That's wonderful. Can I get the 85, please? 609 00:35:08,233 --> 00:35:10,485 Switching lenses. Will only be a second. 610 00:35:11,069 --> 00:35:12,070 Yeah. 611 00:35:15,324 --> 00:35:17,868 All right, so, earlier when I was suit shopping with Nate, 612 00:35:17,951 --> 00:35:19,703 there was a little misunderstanding. 613 00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:21,121 He tried to kiss me. 614 00:35:21,997 --> 00:35:23,290 It wasn't a big deal, 615 00:35:24,374 --> 00:35:26,793 but I just thought you should know. 616 00:35:26,877 --> 00:35:29,755 Shit. That must've been awkward. 617 00:35:32,007 --> 00:35:33,175 Thank you for telling me. 618 00:35:40,557 --> 00:35:44,645 I was talking to Phoebe's teacher earlier for three hours. 619 00:35:45,229 --> 00:35:47,689 And at the end she asked me if I was married, and I just said no, 620 00:35:47,773 --> 00:35:49,149 nothing else. 621 00:35:49,233 --> 00:35:50,234 I don't know why. 622 00:36:03,872 --> 00:36:05,332 At the funeral, 623 00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:08,585 Jamie told me he still loves me. 624 00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:18,804 Okay. Here we go. 625 00:36:23,976 --> 00:36:25,227 Turn to me. 626 00:36:41,285 --> 00:36:44,121 Well, well, well. Look who knows her way around a pinball machine, huh? 627 00:36:44,204 --> 00:36:45,998 -I love pinball. -Yeah. 628 00:36:46,081 --> 00:36:48,709 It's one of the most entertaining forms of meditation. 629 00:36:48,792 --> 00:36:51,545 Your only opponent is yourself and gravity. 630 00:36:52,504 --> 00:36:54,756 Yeah, two things we're stuck with. 631 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,426 At least until that Elon Musk fella stops messing about on Twitter 632 00:36:57,509 --> 00:36:58,802 and starts focusing on jet packs. 633 00:37:01,388 --> 00:37:03,223 "SMF," huh? 634 00:37:03,307 --> 00:37:04,516 Oh, let me guess. 635 00:37:06,185 --> 00:37:07,769 Sharon Mildred Fieldstone? 636 00:37:08,353 --> 00:37:09,479 Sexy motherfucker. 637 00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:12,024 Rest in peace, Mr. Nelson. 638 00:37:15,569 --> 00:37:16,904 -Another round? -Oh, yeah. Come on. 639 00:37:16,987 --> 00:37:17,988 Come on now. 640 00:37:18,488 --> 00:37:20,616 This one's gonna be on me. Actually, you know what? No. 641 00:37:20,699 --> 00:37:22,701 Still gonna be on you, Dr. Moneybags. 642 00:37:22,784 --> 00:37:25,829 If you excuse me, I'm gonna go hit one of my favorite British words, 643 00:37:25,913 --> 00:37:28,624 and my absolute favorite Diamond Phillips, the loo. 644 00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:31,460 Another two, please, Mae. 645 00:37:31,543 --> 00:37:33,545 -Okey dokey. -Thank you. 646 00:37:36,757 --> 00:37:38,342 You're the shrink for the team, yeah? 647 00:37:40,010 --> 00:37:41,428 Go on. Ask her. 648 00:37:42,012 --> 00:37:43,013 I'm scared of snakes. 649 00:37:43,889 --> 00:37:46,934 Like, really scared of snakes, even the tiny ones in my garden. 650 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:48,602 Does that mean anything? 651 00:37:48,685 --> 00:37:50,437 Do you want it to mean something? 652 00:37:51,647 --> 00:37:54,191 I just don't wanna be afraid when I'm tending to my tomatoes. 653 00:37:55,150 --> 00:37:57,027 Because the garden is your safe space. 654 00:37:59,196 --> 00:38:00,364 Is it about the snakes, 655 00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:04,034 or is it about the fear and anxiety slithering into your consciousness? 656 00:38:04,743 --> 00:38:05,744 That's it. 657 00:38:05,827 --> 00:38:07,955 The last one! That's it! 658 00:38:08,038 --> 00:38:09,081 Sorceress. 659 00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:12,167 -I have a recurring dream… -Oh, God. 660 00:38:12,251 --> 00:38:13,919 …where I'm floating. 661 00:38:14,002 --> 00:38:16,338 Not flying, floating. 662 00:38:18,006 --> 00:38:19,174 Piss off, you three. 663 00:38:19,758 --> 00:38:23,053 You want psychiatric help, call the number I gave you. 664 00:38:24,388 --> 00:38:25,389 Think about it. 665 00:38:25,973 --> 00:38:26,974 Thanks. 666 00:38:28,809 --> 00:38:30,727 -Thanks, Mae. -There you go, love. 667 00:38:31,436 --> 00:38:32,646 Oh, no. I ordered two. 668 00:38:33,438 --> 00:38:35,023 Ted asked me to give you this. 669 00:38:45,659 --> 00:38:48,036 Son of a bitch stole my move. 670 00:38:58,172 --> 00:39:00,090 Here's one with no shit in it. 671 00:39:01,383 --> 00:39:02,384 Thanks. 672 00:39:25,449 --> 00:39:27,284 I can't give you an answer about us. 673 00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:33,540 And I know I can't ask you not to go. 674 00:39:38,921 --> 00:39:40,380 But I hope you don't go. 675 00:39:44,968 --> 00:39:46,178 I should go.