1 00:00:04,086 --> 00:00:05,916 [birds chirping] 2 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:14,886 [alarm buzzing] 3 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:17,983 [rock music playing] 4 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,905 [song continues] 5 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,168 Whoo! 6 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,295 Fuck! 7 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,849 -Siri, call Shithead. -[phone beeps] 8 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,435 -[phone rings] -Oh! 9 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:03,896 [with mouth full] Good morning. 10 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:06,861 [Rebecca] There is nothing in The Sun about Ted and Keeley. 11 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:08,862 Nothing. Are you in your office? 12 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:10,154 Of course I am. 13 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,237 Then get up here now. 14 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:12,992 [sighs] 15 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,368 Bye, boys. Tell Mum I love her. 16 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,195 Knock, knock. Hey, boss, I don't know about you, 17 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:20,747 but I had an absolute peach of a Sunday. 18 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:22,751 -Here you go. [chuckles] -[sniffs] 19 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,249 Yeah, finally saw Big Ben. 20 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,585 Boy, I thought I'd seen the biggest clock there was. 21 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:29,421 When I was a kid, my folks took me 22 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:32,006 to the Allen-Bradley Clock Tower up there in Milwaukee. 23 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,762 They ended up leaving me there all by myself. 24 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:36,764 Yeah, three hours and 42 minutes. You know how I know that? 25 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,137 You were staring at a clock? 26 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,523 I was staring at a clock. That's exactly right. Yeah, bingo. 27 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:41,811 That's a little bit of a mystery puzzle. 28 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:43,404 You figured it out right away. You're a sharp cookie. 29 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:44,478 -Ted. -Yeah. 30 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,903 Speaking as we were mere moments ago, about time, 31 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:48,692 I unfortunately don't have any. 32 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,565 I have a branding meeting, so... 33 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:52,532 Oh. I always feel so bad for the cows, 34 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,783 but you gotta do it otherwise they get lost. 35 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,119 That was a branding joke. 36 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:01,504 If we were in Kansas right now, 37 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:04,250 I'd just be sitting here waiting for you to finish laughing. Yeah. 38 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,502 I'll see ya tomorrow, okay? 39 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:09,455 -Okay. Counting the minutes. -Yeah, there you are. 40 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:12,172 [theme music plays] 41 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:34,401 All right. Let's see what we got here. I've got this fella up here, the goalie. 42 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,658 Then all these guys over here, okay? 43 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,410 And going over here, going over that way. 44 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,077 This son of a gun's gonna go all the way down here. 45 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:47,627 Crystal Palace kicked our booties last week. 46 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:50,712 And this here, is our current offense that we are running, 47 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,876 and I think it stinks! 48 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:53,965 [blows raspberry] 49 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:55,339 [grunts] Get rid of it. 50 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:01,644 Now, you might be wondering why'd I draw all that up there just to erase it. 51 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,853 And that is because I believe in symbolic gestures. 52 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,440 -[yawning] As do I. -Whoa! 53 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,110 What time did you get home last night? 54 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,572 -Didn't. -Really? Oh. 55 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:11,649 Nah. 56 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:14,073 [Ted] Now, look, our whole offense right now is all give-and-go. 57 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,662 Give the ball to Jamie and everyone else can go to hell. 58 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:19,578 So, I am officially on the prowl for any new ideas, you hear? 59 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:20,658 Oh. 60 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:23,616 -You got something, Nate? -Uh, no. 61 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,999 Uh, so... [stammers] 62 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:28,331 No. No. God, no. Never mind, I'm sorry. 63 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:30,917 Come on now. You're one of us. Let's go. Fire away. What do you got? 64 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:33,713 Okay, right. Well, it's just, um... No, other pocket. 65 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,587 It's just something that I thought of. 66 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:36,684 Um... 67 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,136 Sorry. Jesus. 68 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,053 Not that one. 69 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,268 You know what, it's not even very good. 70 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,388 It's probably really bad. It's embarrassing even. 71 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,475 -I just-- -Sorry, Nate. 72 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,400 I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don't believe in themselves. 73 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:50,729 I'm gonna ask you real quick again. 74 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:52,944 -Do you think this idea will work? -Yeah, I do. 75 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:53,855 Whoa! 76 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,032 -Why you screaming at us, Nate? -Oh, God! 77 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,701 We're right here. 78 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,985 All right, come on now. Walk us through it. 79 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:03,202 Okay. So, I thought if we started the attack on the wing, 80 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:04,615 Jamie could run through nearside, 81 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:07,413 then when the defense follows, Sam could fill his spot. 82 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,247 So, use Jamie as a decoy? 83 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,583 No. [chuckles] 84 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:14,166 No. Well, yeah, in-- Yeah, in this case, yes. 85 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:16,337 Let's give it a shot. 86 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,335 What, you're gonna use my play? 87 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,636 Yeah. I mean, we're gonna try it on, see if it fits. 88 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,060 You know, it might not. 89 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,928 Then again, it might be a very flattering silhouette, 90 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,806 and I might wear it right outta the store. 91 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,653 Makes me feel good and I start to strut. 92 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:32,904 I'm like, "Ooh, I like this. I like the way this makes me feel." 93 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,271 Show him your strut, Coach. 94 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:37,188 Yeah, there you go. Oh, yeah. Yep, that's how to strut. 95 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,817 Let me see you strut, Nate. Come on. 96 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:42,067 There you go, Nate. Yeah, that's one way to do it. 97 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:43,277 There you go. 98 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:45,616 You look a little angry, but that's all right. 99 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,372 That's my fault. I forgot the pitch is right this way. 100 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:48,874 Come on, let's go. Strut this way. Here we go. 101 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,116 Still strutting. 102 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:51,997 -I'll see you later. Yeah. -Yeah. 103 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,507 Ted! Hey, um, have you got a minute? 104 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:59,678 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything okay? -Yeah, yeah. No, it's fine, yeah. 105 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,851 -It's not fine. Everything's shit. -Oh, no. 106 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,310 This was gonna be the front page of The Sun today. 107 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:09,311 "Manager Shags Star Player's Girlfriend." 108 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,770 I think a more accurate headline would be, 109 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:15,574 "Manager Innocently Feeds Young Woman Whose Relationship Does Not Define Her." 110 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,149 Ted, this is really bad! 111 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:20,324 Except I look insanely fit in this picture. 112 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:23,065 Yeah, no, it's beautiful light. 113 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,736 My friend who works at the paper said he can hold this story for one day 114 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,196 -as a favor. -Mm-hmm. 115 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:30,536 When this shit hits, Jamie is going to go mental. 116 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:32,082 There's going to be photographers all over us. 117 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:32,995 Right, right. 118 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,963 The next picture of me will not be this perfect. 119 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:37,923 I am gonna be mid-sneeze face, like-- [gasp] 120 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:40,800 [exhales] 121 00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:42,723 -Guess what the headline will be. -Gesundheit? 122 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:45,011 "Jamie's Tart Breaks Tartt's Heart." 123 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,432 -Did you just come up with that? -Yeah. 124 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,644 -Everyone would read that. -Of course they would. 125 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:52,015 You have no idea the power of rhyming in this goddamn country. 126 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,152 Yeah. 127 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:55,858 Oh, "Lasso Makes Passo and Creates Team Fiasco." 128 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:57,935 Whoa. Keeley's got bars. 129 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:01,025 Yeah, I'm cute as a button and I can rhyme my ass off. 130 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,907 God, it's no wonder they want to destroy me. 131 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:05,911 Yeah, yeah. 132 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:10,039 [stammers] 133 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:14,461 Sorry, it took me so long to get up the stairs. 134 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:18,551 I was... stopped to talk by about a hundred people. 135 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:19,959 Still nothing. 136 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,087 Get someone to run the story about Ted and Keeley. 137 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:23,184 [knocking] 138 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:26,678 -Hey, boss. -Ted! And Keeley. Hello. 139 00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:29,012 Hey, I found that in the hall. Yeah. 140 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,097 So, we got ourselves a situation here. 141 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:32,733 Go ahead, show her the picture, yeah. 142 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:36,403 See? And the fucking Sun is running it tomorrow. 143 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,690 Honestly, these people, 144 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:40,653 they just have no regard for people's privacy and dignity. 145 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:44,324 Yeah, I'm gonna find the piece of shit that took this and who hired them. 146 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,914 No, no. Not necessary. 147 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:49,369 I know the owner of the paper. I can get this stopped with a phone call. 148 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:52,914 Really? Oh, my God. Thank you. 149 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,246 See, what I tell ya, huh? 150 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:57,211 This woman right here is strong, confident and powerful. 151 00:06:57,292 --> 00:07:00,212 Boss, I tell ya, I'd hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, 152 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:02,255 but I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off it either. 153 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,089 Oh. That's not a compliment I've had before. 154 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,008 -You do have perfect action figure-y arms. -Yeah. 155 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:11,140 There's another one. Anyway, glad to help. 156 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:13,103 -All right. Yeah. -Thank you. 157 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:15,353 -Okay. -[Ted] See y'all later. 158 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,019 [door closes] 159 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,064 There's no way she can trace that photo back to me, can she? 160 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:21,395 -[winces] Yes. -What do you mean "yes"? 161 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,192 Did you not use an alias or a burner phone? 162 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:29,578 I'm not a spy, Rebecca. I'm just the director of football operations. 163 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,738 And equally proficient at both. 164 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:34,537 Well, thank you. Wait... 165 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:38,708 Okay, here we go. Sam lays it for Dickson. 166 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:39,672 Okay, nice touch. 167 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:43,877 [Coach Beard] Switch to Bumbercatch. 168 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,549 Jamie decoys through. 169 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,763 -Sam wide open. -[Ted] There it is! 170 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:51,104 [players cheering] 171 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:52,930 Whoo! 172 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:58,185 Nice play, Nate. How you feel? 173 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:01,520 I just don't know. So many new feelings. Yeah. 174 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:03,027 Kinda like getting your first pube, right? 175 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:04,478 -Yeah. What? -Here we go. [blows whistle] 176 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:06,948 All right. Hey. Nice work. 177 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:08,029 Okay, now, gentlemen, 178 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,623 here's the other thing we're gonna start focusing on. 179 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:11,908 Making quicker transitions from offense to defense. 180 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:15,122 Y'all gotta start making your hellos goodbyes. You understand? 181 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:17,254 Easiest way to get that done well is to do it well. 182 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:20,081 But aside from that, you gotta be in great shape, right? 183 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,127 So, we are all gonna run two laps around this field. 184 00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:26,552 Anyone who loses to me has to run four more. Let's go! 185 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:30,052 -Okay, come on. What you got? -[player] What's going on? 186 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:31,965 [players shouting] 187 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:34,064 [chuckles] 188 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,059 [Ted] You're catching up. Don't cut that corner! 189 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:38,100 Come on. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man. 190 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,524 [Jamie] Faster, boys! 191 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,570 -Look at his face. -Colin, Isaac, please stop. 192 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,652 Yeah, it really hurts now. It really hurts. 193 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,954 Be careful, Colin, now. That's our new coach. 194 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,698 -[Colin] Oh, right, boyo. -[Isaac] Yeah. 195 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:50,950 Sorry, gaffer. 196 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:53,534 -Thank you. -[laughs] 197 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,831 -[chattering] -[Ted] Whoo! 198 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:59,252 Okay, way to run out there today, fellas. 199 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,211 You guys are much faster than me. 200 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,881 -[camera clicks] -Except Coach Beard. 201 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,170 What's going on? I thought you ran track in high school or something. 202 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:06,264 -Chess team, Coach. -Mm-hmm. 203 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:07,508 Illinois State Champs, baby. 204 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,379 Okay, yeah. Illinois is a state, fellas. 205 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:12,296 Uh, one last thing, there are some gifts up in y'all's lockers. 206 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,806 In your little cubbies up there. So, hope you enjoy 'em. 207 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:29,899 It's a fucking book. 208 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:41,711 Nice one, bitch boy. 209 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,383 [knocking] 210 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,258 -Hey. -Yeah, I just thought you should know 211 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,930 that your boy Nathan's being harassed every single day 212 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:56,010 by Jamie and his little... side-pricks. 213 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,352 -Right. -So you know already? 214 00:09:58,432 --> 00:09:59,472 Yep. 215 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:01,138 So, you'll take care of it? 216 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,306 No. 217 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:04,767 What the fuck? 218 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:07,815 Roy, I learned two pretty big lessons 219 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,820 on the rough-and-tumble playgrounds of Brookridge Elementary School. 220 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:14,486 One, if little Ronnie Fowch offers you a candy bar, 221 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:17,083 you immediately say no, and you get the hell outta there. 222 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:18,909 'Cause there's a good chance 223 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:22,124 that little son of a gun has just pooped inside of a Butterfinger wrapper. 224 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,211 No one ever saw him do it, but a couple people ate it. 225 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,422 Number two, if the teacher tells the bully not to pick on someone, 226 00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:29,844 it's just gonna make it worse. 227 00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:31,382 So, you're not gonna do anything? 228 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:33,336 No. 229 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:34,425 [scoffs] 230 00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:40,433 Why you winding him up? 231 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,181 He's the one, Coach. 232 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,307 If we're gonna make an impact here, 233 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:47,654 the first domino that needs to fall is right inside that man's heart. 234 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:58,616 Yes. 235 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:03,745 -Jamie, can I ask you something? -It's 40 kilos. I do three sets of ten. 236 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:08,791 And then I alternate between bis... [grunts] and tris. 237 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,457 I don't give a shit what you lift, you little pretty boy. 238 00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,217 Yeah, you do, 'cause you asked. 239 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:15,546 Can you curl 40 kilos? 240 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:17,514 No, but I can use your balls as a speed bag. 241 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,724 -Do you wanna try that? -Not especially. 242 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,560 Do you even understand the influence you have on this team? 243 00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:24,481 -I'm the shit, yeah. -No, you're a bellend. 244 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:28,060 But because your right foot was kissed by God the boys look up to you. 245 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,686 It's made me question my own faith. 246 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,480 So, when they pick on Nate... 247 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,067 [chuckles] 248 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,281 ...and you laugh... 249 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:35,820 Yeah. 250 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,454 ...they think it's okay. 251 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:41,291 Right, 'cause Nate's a weak baby and he can't do anything about it. 252 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,372 [chuckling] 253 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,748 Yeah, all right. I'll take care of it. Nate's a good lad. 254 00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:50,248 Good. 255 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:52,920 Hey, Roy. You comin' to the club tonight? 256 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,205 Hold on, will you be there? 257 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:56,378 -Of course, bruv. -Then fuck no. 258 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,506 Colin, Isaac, come here. 259 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,854 You know how you two are always messing with Nate? 260 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,101 -Yeah. -Yeah. 261 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,269 Keep it up. Makes me laugh. 262 00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:17,195 [clears throat] 263 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,359 -Good morning, Higgins. -Oh, good morning. I was just-- 264 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,908 Waiting at the entrance so I'd see you were here on time. 265 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,242 Exactly. You seem in good spirits. 266 00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:26,908 Yes, I am. I've just realized something. 267 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,917 Who cares if we can't run that picture? 268 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,879 The bigger issue is that the local community 269 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,419 is getting behind the team no matter how badly they play. 270 00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:34,464 Mm. 271 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,376 It is an outstanding fan base. 272 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:39,005 Yes, one I believe I can put an end to. 273 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,802 Hooray. [chuckles] 274 00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,096 [Rebecca] No. 275 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:44,139 Okay. I'll go back there. 276 00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:46,273 -[Ted] Here you go. -[Rebecca] Thank you. 277 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,560 So, I spoke to the owner of The Sun. 278 00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:49,854 You spoke to God? 279 00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:51,859 -No, the newspaper. -Oh, right. 280 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:55,529 And he has agreed to not run the photo of you and Keeley. 281 00:12:56,151 --> 00:13:00,161 -MVP! MVP! MVP! -[chuckles] 282 00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:02,409 -Left leg! Whoo! Right leg, not as good! -Okay. 283 00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:04,081 -Yeah! -Yes. Okay, thank you, Ted. 284 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:05,829 Sorry. Yeah, no. You were saying. Go ahead. 285 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:06,911 In exchange, 286 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:10,365 I've agreed for his more reputable newspaper, The Independent, 287 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,957 to do a profile on you. 288 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,342 "One-on-One with Coach Lasso." 289 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,498 Yeah, okay. 290 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,126 -The writer will be Trent Crimm. -Hmm. 291 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:20,224 And he's very good, and the supporters really listen to him. 292 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,680 Oh, no. I know Trent, yeah. He's a tough cookie. 293 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,971 -Really? -Yeah, but that's okay. 294 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,555 You know what you do with tough cookies, don't ya? 295 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,020 -No. -Dip 'em in milk. [chuckles] 296 00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:30,311 [chuckles] 297 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,104 [Ted] All right, let's run that new one. 298 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:33,897 [players chattering] 299 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,823 Hey, there he is. 300 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,861 Hello, Coach Ted Lasso from America. 301 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:42,275 Hello, Trent Crimm from The Independent. 302 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,324 Hey, excited to spend the day with ya. Gonna be fun. 303 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:45,778 And please, call me Ted. 304 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,035 All right, let's go! 305 00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:50,874 [players shouting] 306 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:54,956 [Ted] Wide open. 307 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,883 -[player] Yeah! -[Ted] Ooh! Snuck it by him. 308 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,841 -[players cheering] -[blows whistle] 309 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,968 Thataway, Sammy. How'd that feel? 310 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,683 Oh, wonderful, Coach. I felt that one in my penis. 311 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,644 Yeah. No, that sounds about right. That's good. Yeah. 312 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:12,225 Hey, Jamie, you gotta sell that run-through hard, baby. 313 00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:13,981 Make the defense believe you. Watch, like this. 314 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,612 Ball! Ball! Give me the ball! 315 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,529 I want the ball! Give me the ball! I would like the ball, please! 316 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:19,609 Make it a performance. 317 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,953 I want you winning an Oscar at the ESPYs next year. 318 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,359 You want me to run decoy? 319 00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:24,407 Yeah, that's right. 320 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,449 It's a joke. 321 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:28,449 Unfortunately for you, though, no one thinks it's funny. 322 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,535 That true? 323 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:32,160 Um, agree to disagree. I find it hilarious. 324 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,537 I thought it was funnier than Step Brothers. 325 00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:34,504 Ooh. High praise. 326 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,790 That scene where the bunk bed collapses... 327 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:39,461 I used to think that was the funniest thing I'd ever seen, 328 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,546 but then I just saw that. 329 00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:42,631 And now I'm gonna have to rethink my order of what I think is 330 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,836 the funniest thing I've ever seen. 331 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:47,216 Yeah, that's when sports and art combine, as far as I'm concerned. 332 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,104 All right, fellas, let's run it again. Let's go. 333 00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:50,181 Cheers. 334 00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:53,185 Yeah, they're getting it. They're getting it. 335 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,398 Interesting play, Ted. Did you come up with this? 336 00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:56,479 Oh, no, no, no. 337 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,733 This is all cooked up by our very own Nate the Great. 338 00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,478 Who's "Nate the Great"? 339 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:02,443 Oh, yeah. There he is. 340 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,783 Someone's been walking their dog here. Found another poo. 341 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,323 Okay. 342 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,986 What exactly does "Nate the Great" do? 343 00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:11,914 I'm not exactly sure what his title is. 344 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,575 Hey, Coach. What is Nate's job around here? 345 00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,424 -Kit man. -There you go. Kit man. 346 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:19,462 Do you mean to tell me you're entrusting a Premier League team's attack 347 00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:20,495 to the kit man? 348 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,127 That young fellow's forgotten more about this sport than I'll ever know. 349 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,335 [chuckles] Heck, might be a genius. 350 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,675 Anything to add, Coach? 351 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,760 Good kid. 352 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,346 Boy, oh boy. 353 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,220 If you knew Coach Beard, you'd know what a big deal that was. 354 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,557 You mean that, don't you? Whoa. 355 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,560 Well, hell. There's your story right there. 356 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,645 Got a headline and everything. "Man Nods Head." 357 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:40,861 Watch your back, Gay Talese. 358 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:44,991 There's a new iconic profile about to be typed up by one Trent Crimm. 359 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,450 Tighten up those lines! 360 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:48,371 Let 'em know, Coach. 361 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:51,794 Come on. 362 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:53,995 Get a towel. 363 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:55,999 -[Nathan] Oh, God. No, no, no. -[Colin] Get a towel. 364 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:59,041 -Let go. Please, God. Stop it. No. -[Roy] Oi, oi! 365 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,626 What the fuck are you doing? 366 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,050 Jamie not talk to you about leaving him alone? 367 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,836 Fuck's sake. 368 00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:16,482 [wolf whistle] 369 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,108 -You look like you've forgotten something. -Hi, Keeley. 370 00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:22,939 I'm looking for your prick boyfriend. You know how to pick 'em, don't ya? 371 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:26,815 Um, didn't your last girlfriend steal your Rolex and sell it for drug money? 372 00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:29,494 So? I don't need a phone and a watch. 373 00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:32,872 Look, I didn't sign up to be your boyfriend's minder, okay? 374 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,791 But the new gaffer's trying to make me feel responsible 375 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:39,371 for fucking Nate, whose last name I don't even know. 376 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:40,628 It's Barnes. 377 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:41,749 No. It's Shelley. 378 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:42,835 [chuckling] Yeah, I know. 379 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,210 I don't like being tricked. 380 00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:48,126 Not by you and not by, [mocking] "Howdy y'all, cowboys. 381 00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:51,137 My name is Ted Lasso and I'm from Kansas." 382 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,680 [imitates gunshots] 383 00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:56,184 Wow, you're, like, really, really bad at impressions, man. 384 00:16:56,266 --> 00:17:01,226 I know he's trying to push my buttons, but I cannot be manipulated. 385 00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:04,323 Come on. I could push all of your buttons right now if I wanted to. 386 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,278 -No, you couldn't, Keeley-- -I think, actually, I could. 387 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,529 -You couldn't, Keeley-- No, Keeley. -What was that? I can't seem to hear you. 388 00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:10,742 -Keeley, if you would listen to me-- -I'm trying to listen to you. 389 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,071 -I could tell you why-- -So tell me. 390 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,702 Is that making you mad? 391 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:16,618 No. 392 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,579 No. 393 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:26,088 [mocking] "I'm Roy Kent and I get paid to play a game, 394 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,421 but I'm mad all the time." 395 00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:29,757 [grunts] 396 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,224 [chuckles] 397 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,429 That's actually pretty good. 398 00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:45,074 -Hey, Trent. -Mm? 399 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,398 -You know who you remind me of right now? -No. Who? 400 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:48,994 One of them robot vacuums. 401 00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:51,817 Just kinda wandering around looking for dirt. 402 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,565 -Roomba. -That's the one. 403 00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:55,833 -Actually, I have a question. -Mm-hmm. 404 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,869 After your resounding loss to Crystal Palace, 405 00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,713 one of your players said there was a party in the locker room. 406 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,829 Do you feel it sends the right message having a party after a loss? 407 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,380 Well, Trent, I've never really concerned myself too much with wins and losses. 408 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,513 Now that's a quote I'll probably use. 409 00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:11,591 You should get going. 410 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,887 Hey, will you let Roy know we're heading out soon? 411 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,219 -Copy. -Thanks, Coach. 412 00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:18,474 You wanna tag along? We're gonna go speak to some schoolkids. 413 00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:20,057 Oh, what a coincidence. 414 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:23,272 The day of our interview you just happen to be visiting a local school. 415 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,733 Well, that's the funny thing about coincidences, ain't it? 416 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:27,823 Sometimes they just happen. 417 00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:29,904 Come on now. 418 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,569 -[knocking] -Come in. 419 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:35,994 I just wanted to come and thank you again for stopping that picture from running. 420 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:37,825 And I bought you a present. 421 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,419 Made me think of you. 422 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,924 It's strong and a bit prickly. 423 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,094 You know, I've decided to not be scared of you anymore. 424 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:52,835 I didn't know you were. 425 00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:54,885 Oh, yeah. I was, like, fucking terrified of you. 426 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,678 My God, Jamie would have been so pissed off 427 00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,063 with reporters poking around in our love life. [groans] 428 00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,479 I don't know why I'm telling you. You know all about that, don't you? 429 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,060 Remember when you got divorced? 430 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,692 It rings a bell. 431 00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:08,692 Yeah, I mean, didn't it, like, make you really mad 432 00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:10,444 that they went after you and not Rupert? 433 00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:13,146 'Cause he was the one that cheated and he came across like Prince Charming. 434 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:15,527 It really pissed me off. 435 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,908 Well, the press are never awful to men. 436 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:22,621 No one ever pays a fortune for a photo of a naked man on a yacht in Mallorca 437 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:23,914 a week after his divorce. 438 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,247 Whoa. That's like a very specific scenario. 439 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,963 Oh, my God. That means there's a picture of you naked on a yacht. 440 00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:30,004 Can I see it? Is it here? 441 00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:33,337 Come on. You wouldn't have said something if you weren't dying to show someone. 442 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:34,882 Please. 443 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:36,934 [sighs] 444 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:40,390 It was taken from a helicopter while I was sunbathing. 445 00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:41,972 [gasps] 446 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:44,137 Holy shit, Rebecca. 447 00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:46,055 Are those your real tits? 448 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,524 I feel like a teenage boy. I can't stop staring at them. 449 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,355 Where did you get those? 450 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,530 My mum. 451 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,358 I can't believe you stopped this from running. 452 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,743 I would have shown everyone. 453 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,660 Right. I-I really need to get on. 454 00:19:58,490 --> 00:19:59,780 Oh, sorry. Yeah. 455 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,242 Thank you. 456 00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,367 [Keeley clears throat] 457 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:05,963 Bye. 458 00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:07,707 Shoes. 459 00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,252 Shoes. Yes. 460 00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:13,212 Wow, you really blew my brains out 461 00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:15,257 with those beautiful breasts of yours, Rebecca. 462 00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:19,466 -[school bell rings] -[chattering] 463 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,440 -[clears throat] -[chattering stops] 464 00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:32,862 When I first saw our school football squad, 465 00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:36,819 I didn't think that Richmond Primary would win a single game, 466 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,784 much less the league championship. 467 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,407 [cheering] 468 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:48,575 [applause stops] 469 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:53,205 To celebrate, please welcome the new manager of AFC Richmond, 470 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,795 Ed Lasso. 471 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,470 [scattered applause] 472 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,799 Thank you. I appreciate you. 473 00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:01,224 All right. Hey, gang. How y'all doing? 474 00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:04,009 -[boy] Wanker. -Jacob. 475 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,267 [laughter] 476 00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:06,846 It's all right. 477 00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:08,814 Uh, look, I just wanted to come down 478 00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:11,024 and congratulate y'all on a heck of a season. 479 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:14,274 But hey, I know someone else who's really excited to meet all of ya. 480 00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:15,938 So if you please help me welcome 481 00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:19,856 the captain of your AFC Richmond squad, Roy Kent. 482 00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:22,317 [cheering] 483 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:25,237 [chanting] Roy! Roy! Roy! Roy! 484 00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:27,406 Right. [clears throat] 485 00:21:27,496 --> 00:21:32,076 Never been much for public speaking or school, really. 486 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:34,593 Always seemed like a waste of time to me. 487 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,920 -[boy sniffles] -[girl coughs] 488 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,257 Why don't we get out of this stuffy auditorium, 489 00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,473 go out on the pitch and have a proper fuck-about? 490 00:21:43,554 --> 00:21:45,144 [gasping] 491 00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:48,676 [cheering, screaming] 492 00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,816 I think it's really cool you do this. 493 00:21:57,901 --> 00:21:59,951 Only doing it 'cause my fucking niece goes here. 494 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:02,608 -Oh, yeah? Which one is she? -That idiot. 495 00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:07,535 Oh, boy, here she comes. 496 00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:09,617 Can we do headers, Uncle Roy? 497 00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:10,995 Yeah, all right. Come on then. 498 00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:13,794 All right. Come on, you lot. Line up. 499 00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:15,746 Heads. Lovely. 500 00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:17,546 Next. Go. Perfect. 501 00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:19,169 Next. Heads. 502 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:20,840 Next. 503 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,795 Well done. Next. 504 00:22:27,139 --> 00:22:28,139 Ooh, ooh! 505 00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:30,563 Next. Sweet. 506 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,056 Lovely. I liked it. 507 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:35,187 -Good. -Roy, come on. 508 00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,072 You hop in there, show 'em how it's done. I'll do a couple. 509 00:22:37,149 --> 00:22:38,439 How you doing? Ready? Come on. 510 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,025 Ooh, that's the spot. Come on. 511 00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:42,240 Here we go, Phoebe. Let's see what you got. 512 00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:45,161 Hey, nice catch. We might have ourselves a goalie. [grunts] 513 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,280 [groans] Boy, oh boy. That was right in the button. 514 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:48,287 Aah. 515 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:49,615 Good job, Phoebe. 516 00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:52,002 [school bell rings] 517 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,421 [Ted] Oh! Oh boy. 518 00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:57,922 Sorry about the blood there. 519 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:00,421 There you go. 520 00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:01,756 Don't use it to clone me. 521 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,050 Nice meeting you. Take care now. 522 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:07,760 That's the longest anyone's ever stayed for something like this. 523 00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:09,596 -Hey, thanks for having us. -Cheers. 524 00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:10,681 Thanks again. 525 00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:13,193 [laughs] Roy, that was a blast. 526 00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:15,728 And I tell you what, that niece of yours is a real cutie patootie. 527 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:19,902 Enough. I've had it with your mind games and your stupid gifts. 528 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:22,403 I mean, what even is A Wrinkle in Time? 529 00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:24,106 It's a lovely novel. 530 00:23:24,196 --> 00:23:27,236 It's the story of a young girl's struggle with the burden of leadership 531 00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:28,664 as she journeys through space. 532 00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:30,618 Yeah. That's it. 533 00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:33,794 Am I supposed to be the little girl? 534 00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:35,421 I'd like you to be. 535 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,165 Right. None of this matters. 536 00:23:38,252 --> 00:23:40,382 'Cause I'm just doing what everyone in this town is doing, 537 00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,382 and I'm counting down the days until you're gone. 538 00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:44,474 Trent, you're a colossal prick. You always have been. 539 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:47,510 Phoebe, come on. 540 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,560 -Are you hungry? -Hmm. 541 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,019 [Trent] Little tradition. 542 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,071 Let battle commence. 543 00:24:01,525 --> 00:24:02,725 Ted Lasso? 544 00:24:02,818 --> 00:24:05,198 -Hey there, Ollie. -Leave it out. What are you doing here? 545 00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:06,739 Well, I mean, you invited me, remember? 546 00:24:06,822 --> 00:24:08,822 I invite every person who's been in my car. 547 00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:11,367 Oh. Hey, Ollie. This is my friend Trent. 548 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,501 -Trent, this is my buddy Ollie. -Pleased to meet you. 549 00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:15,789 Congrats. You both just met a cool person. 550 00:24:15,873 --> 00:24:18,043 [laughs] Right, gentlemen. You know what you're having? 551 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,495 Yeah. Well, you know, whatever the chef recommends. 552 00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:24,046 Uh, that would be my father-in-law. Are you okay with a little bit of spice? 553 00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:26,471 Have him make it for us like we're a couple members of the family. 554 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,140 [chuckles] You're a brave man. 555 00:24:31,138 --> 00:24:33,018 Oh, man. Mad respect. 556 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:35,268 That might not be the wisest of choices. 557 00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:38,807 [Ollie] Here you go, boys. [exhales] 558 00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:40,146 -Dig in. -[Ted] Can't wait. 559 00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:42,320 The smell's already deep inside my brain. 560 00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:44,939 -Gonna love it. -I appreciate it. 561 00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:47,737 I can't imagine they have good Indian food in Kansas. 562 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:50,371 Oh, I have no idea. I've never had Indian food. 563 00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:59,369 -Whoo! -Ooh. 564 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:02,035 -[chuckles] -[Trent grunts] 565 00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,707 Wow, that-- I mean, that's hot. 566 00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:06,835 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Feel like I'm about to breathe fire. 567 00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:08,756 [Trent clears throat] 568 00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:09,932 I don't think I can eat that. 569 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,012 What? No, no, no. Come on now. We gotta put a decent dent in this, 570 00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:15,386 otherwise we're gonna embarrass Ollie in front of his family. 571 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:19,063 -No, really, I can't. -Come on, just dump it on my plate. 572 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:20,943 [exhales] 573 00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:22,651 Yeah, yeah. You're good. 574 00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:25,321 So, if you love Kansas so much, why did you-- 575 00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:30,199 Why did you leave to coach a sport you can barely-- you know anything about? 576 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,280 Was it just the money? 577 00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:33,575 Wait, I'm supposed to be getting paid? 578 00:25:33,659 --> 00:25:34,829 Are you enjoying the food? 579 00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:37,115 Tell your father-in-law it's perfect. 580 00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:39,084 Ha! Dad! He says it's perfect! 581 00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:42,081 -Ted. -Mm-hmm? 582 00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:43,787 What you're doing is irresponsible. 583 00:25:44,253 --> 00:25:46,263 This club actually means something to this town. 584 00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:47,879 I know that. 585 00:25:47,965 --> 00:25:48,965 I do. 586 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,131 Trent, what do you love? 587 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,220 Is it writing? 588 00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:56,219 -Yes. -Yeah. 589 00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:57,806 Well, good, 'cause you're darn good at it. 590 00:25:58,225 --> 00:25:59,425 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 591 00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:01,438 Me? I love coaching. 592 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:03,150 Now, I'm gonna say this again 593 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,770 just so you didn't think it was a mistake the first time I said it. 594 00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:08,028 For me, success is not about the wins and losses. 595 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:11,280 It's about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves 596 00:26:11,363 --> 00:26:12,363 on and off the field. 597 00:26:12,865 --> 00:26:14,275 And it ain't always easy, Trent, 598 00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:18,036 but neither is growing up without someone believing in you. 599 00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:20,825 Let me ask you this. 600 00:26:21,874 --> 00:26:23,544 Is my tongue still in my mouth? 601 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:26,035 'Cause I am about to hallucinate from all the heat here. 602 00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:30,047 I really should go. 603 00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:33,545 -Deadlines and all. -Hey, gotta do the work. 604 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:34,885 Hey, I'll say this though. 605 00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:37,140 I really enjoyed getting to spend this time with you, Trent. 606 00:26:38,265 --> 00:26:39,465 You actually mean that, don't you? 607 00:26:39,892 --> 00:26:40,892 Yeah. 608 00:26:41,894 --> 00:26:42,814 Yeah. 609 00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:45,558 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 610 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:46,936 [Ollie] You all right? 611 00:26:48,025 --> 00:26:50,025 Normally, one dish is plenty, 612 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:52,780 but we know how you Americans like to eat, innit? 613 00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:55,365 -Let's do it, huh? -[both chuckle] 614 00:26:55,449 --> 00:26:56,579 Try that one. 615 00:26:57,242 --> 00:26:58,292 [exhales] 616 00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:01,714 Whoo! 617 00:27:03,373 --> 00:27:06,133 -Beautiful, right? -It's beyond beautiful. It's hot. 618 00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:10,877 "Mrs. Which's voice was grave. 619 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,183 'What do you understand?' 620 00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:15,471 'That it has to be me. 621 00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:17,763 Can't be anyone else.'" 622 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:23,347 Fuck! 623 00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:26,154 That's a bad word, Uncle Roy. 624 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:27,900 Oh, mind your own business, Phoebe. 625 00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:33,277 Be good. 626 00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:34,362 [kisses] 627 00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:39,452 [sighs] 628 00:27:40,786 --> 00:27:43,996 -Yes? -I have an advance copy of the article. 629 00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:48,632 -Read it to me. -Title: "Wayward Ted." 630 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:52,416 "Whatever you think of Ted Lasso as a football coach, 631 00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:56,216 I assure you, the truth is harder to swallow." 632 00:27:56,301 --> 00:27:59,011 -Hey, how you doing? -Good. How's your nose, Coach? 633 00:27:59,096 --> 00:28:01,556 -It's fine. Thank you for asking. -[Higgins] "And swallow you must, 634 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,060 because Ted is out there in the community 635 00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:07,862 either bravely or stupidly facing the music." 636 00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:10,018 -Hey, fellas. How you doing? -"That's for you to decide." 637 00:28:10,107 --> 00:28:11,857 Piss off, wanker! 638 00:28:11,942 --> 00:28:13,112 [grunts] 639 00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:15,399 -Hi. -Yeah. 640 00:28:15,487 --> 00:28:17,027 -Stop it. -Every time. 641 00:28:17,114 --> 00:28:19,414 [Higgins] "And yes, he's in over his head. 642 00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:23,701 He insisted twice that he didn't care if Richmond won or lost. 643 00:28:23,787 --> 00:28:28,247 But if the Lasso way is wrong, it's hard to imagine being right." 644 00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:30,711 Mm. 645 00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:32,134 Why have you stopped reading? 646 00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:33,212 [stammers] 647 00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:37,177 Please do me the favor of remembering that these aren't my words, it's Trent Crimm. 648 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:39,051 Keep going. 649 00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:42,512 -"In a business that celebrates ego, -[Trent] ...celebrates ego, 650 00:28:42,598 --> 00:28:43,968 -Ted reins his in." -Ted reins his in. 651 00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:48,477 [Trent] His coaching style is subtle. It never hits you over the head. 652 00:28:48,562 --> 00:28:51,612 Hello, Roy. I didn't know it was a retirement party. 653 00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:53,730 -[Roy grunts] -[gasps] 654 00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:54,817 Shit! 655 00:28:55,319 --> 00:28:56,569 Stop messing with Nate! 656 00:28:57,321 --> 00:28:58,781 Now, I don't know which one of you I nutted, 657 00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:00,244 'cause I don't see so well at night anymore, 658 00:29:00,324 --> 00:29:01,374 but that goes for all of you! 659 00:29:02,159 --> 00:29:05,999 [Trent] Slowly growing until you can no longer ignore its presence. 660 00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:08,084 Vanilla vodka. 661 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:10,291 Such a child. 662 00:29:12,669 --> 00:29:13,799 Keeley. 663 00:29:13,879 --> 00:29:14,879 Roy. 664 00:29:15,506 --> 00:29:18,336 [Trent] Whether that means allowing followers to become leaders... 665 00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:20,005 [rumbling] 666 00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:23,313 ...or in a show of respect, eating food so spicy 667 00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:26,558 it's sure to wreak massive havoc on his intestinal system. 668 00:29:26,642 --> 00:29:27,942 Keys, keys, keys. 669 00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:30,018 -[keys jingle] -Okay, here we go. Oh boy. Oh boy. 670 00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:32,773 [Trent] And though I believe that Ted Lasso will fail here 671 00:29:32,856 --> 00:29:35,896 and Richmond will suffer the embarrassment of relegation, 672 00:29:37,027 --> 00:29:38,857 -I won't gloat when it happens. -[exhales] 673 00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:42,070 Because I can't help but root for him. 674 00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:45,333 [groans] Fuck! 675 00:29:46,954 --> 00:29:49,964 [classical music playing]