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No. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, Trevor, no.
The bag has to go all the way in, okay?
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Use all the space. Out the way. Thank you.
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What's gone on back here? Right.
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These need to be moved around, 'cause
this is gonna jiggle about, otherwise.
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Now, can we move-- Hello?
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There's someone in here. Oh, my God.
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Hey, almost forgot. You know
how we're playing Everton tomorrow?
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-Yeah.
-Well, that's not a town.
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-It's actually a team in Liverpool!
-Like the Beatles!
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If you see John, Paul, George or Ringo,
will you take a picture, please?
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Hey, you got it, big guy.
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Okay, hey,
I better get a roll on here, all right?
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Okay. And Mom wants to talk to you.
Hold on.
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-I love you, buddy.
-Love you too.
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Still haven't told him
John and George are dead?
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They're what?
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It was Keith Richards.
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Hey, Ted.
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-Hey. How you doing?
-Good.
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How's work going? Everything all right?
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Yeah. I'm sorry. I know this isn't easy,
but the paperwork the lawyer sent?
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I know. Oh, hey.
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Got it right here.
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I'll, uh, look it all over, sign it,
send it right back. I promise.
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Okay, thanks. Hey, good luck tomorrow.
We'll be watching.
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All right now.
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Whoo-hoo!
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-Girls' trip!
-Mm. Liverpool, here we come.
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I just want to say up front
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that I'm really flattered
you asked me to come this weekend.
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Oh. Come on now.
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But, hey, we're both single.
I think you are super hot.
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If I'm gonna dip my toe back
into the lady pool,
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I can't think of a finer body of water
to do it with than you.
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No. Keeley, I think you're confused.
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I was, at first.
Then I was like, "Come on, Keeley.
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Blow off some steam and have
some wicked sex with your new friend."
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I'm fucking with you.
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Oh, my God.
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I thought you were being serious.
I mean, can you imagine?
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Oh, I have.
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Do-da do-da do do do do doo
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Looks like we have a new passenger
on today's flight.
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Actually, Keeley will be taking your seat
on the jet, Higgins.
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Oh.
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Sorry.
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I'm gonna go spend a penny
before we take off.
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See you downstairs, Rebecca.
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Oh, that's okay. I always
enjoy the antics on the team bus.
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No. I need you to stay here this weekend.
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Doing work that doesn't matter.
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All right, gentlemen. Who's ready
to go show Everton what we got?
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Whoo!
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Thank you, Dani.
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Jeez, Louise.
Why's everybody so down in the dumps?
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What happened?
Did Beyoncé dump Jay-Z or something?
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No, nothing like that.
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Thank goodness. Just saying it out loud
made me immediately sad.
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Let me see what's going on here.
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Hey, guys. Seriously, come on.
Talk to me. What's up?
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Well, we're fine.
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Mm.
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-Yeah, I'm all right.
-Okay.
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We're in a shit fucking mood because
we never fucking win at Everton
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and it sucks fucking shit!
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Ah, come on, fellas.
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How long has it been
since y'all won up at Everton?
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-Sixty years ago.
-Jesus Christ.
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Wow. That is a heck of a long time. Okay.
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So we got that going on.
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And obviously we're bummed out
that O'Brien tore his butt.
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It's my upper hamstring, Coach.
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You tore your butt, son. There's nothing
to be ashamed of, okay? It happens.
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People tear their butts all the time
in athletics. You're not alone, man.
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Hey, Coach,
you've torn your butt a few times, right?
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-Three times.
-Three times.
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Butt's an amazing muscle.
God as my witness, your butt will heal.
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The silver lining here,
with O'Brien's tore butt,
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is that my man from Montreal is
gonna be filling in at goalie.
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-Give it up for Zorro.
-Oh. It's pronounced, um, "Zoreaux."
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-I'm sorry. Zorro.
-"Zoreaux."
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You-- I don't know
what I'm doing wrong here.
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Point is, gentlemen,
unless one of y'all got a crystal ball,
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we don't know
what's gonna happen tomorrow.
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That's why we play the game.
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So let me hear it! Richmond on three!
One, two, three!
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-Richmond!
-Right, come on. Let's go.
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-Hey, Coach.
-Howdy, fellas. How can I help you?
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Um, so, uh, since Jamie Tartt
has gone back to Man City,
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uh, you've lost one, you've drawn one,
you've not scored any goals.
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-Yeah.
-So I'm wondering,
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how worried are you
about the threat of relegation?
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Lloyd, right now I'm mostly concerned
with the definition of relegation.
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What you got for me, Marcus?
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Just wanted to know how you're feeling
about the departure of Jamie Tartt.
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Yeah. Um...
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Well, if I'm being honest,
it, uh, breaks my heart a little.
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I think one of the neatest things
about being a coach
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is the connection you get to make
with your players.
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That's a loss that hits me a lot harder
and is gonna stay with me a lot longer
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than anything that happens
while playing a game on a patch of grass.
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All right.
See you fellas in Liverpool, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Oh. Hey!
Last one there is a Scotch egg! Whoo!
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What?
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Hey, there he is.
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-Good to see you, buddy.
-All right, let's go.
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Here we go. It's the presidential suite.
Hope it's to your satisfaction.
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Would you like me to show you
the various room amenities?
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No, thank you.
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My lady and I wanna have
a quick shag and a shower
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before we hit the town tonight.
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Welcome to Liverpool.
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What? He would've spent
a cash tip in, like, a minute.
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Come on. The image I just gave him
is gonna last for a lifetime.
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No, it's-- it's not you. It's-- Oh, fuck.
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This is Rupert's and my
anniversary weekend. And--
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-It's the first one I've spent by myself--
-Hey, it's okay.
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Thank you.
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-Mm.
-Ooh. That's a long hug.
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So, just to remind you,
the hotel furniture stays in the rooms,
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not the hallway or the pool.
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Nor are you allowed to ship it
to your homes or other hotels, okay?
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All right, fellas,
we got team meal in an hour.
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After that, it's either gonna be
movie night or a pillow fight.
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What's it gonna be this time around?
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Movie night.
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All right. But I tell you what,
y'all say "pillow fight" one time,
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and we'll never watch another movie
together again.
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-That's for you, Coach.
-Thank you, sir.
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-And that's for you.
-Thank you.
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Whoo! Room 5150. Finally.
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Sammy Hagar,
greatest lead singer in Van Halen history.
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-In the post-David Lee Roth era.
-Thank you.
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-Coach, what room you got?
-5148.
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-Hey.
-Howdy, neighbor.
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Yes, hello. We still haven't received
the champagne I ordered. Thank you.
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Ah. Good question. One second.
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Should I get the concierge to make us
a reservation somewhere tonight?
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Shipley's steak house is unmatched
in its cuisine and ambience.
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Mm. Is it now? Cool, I can do steak.
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Uh, yes. The steak house for two, please.
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Does 8:00 p.m. work for you?
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The business center is open
24 hours a day.
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Okay.
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What was that about the business center?
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Guests also have access
to our state-of-the-art gym,
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filled with the latest
in workout technology.
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Like kettlebells!
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Oh, my God.
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Liverpool has much to offer
when it comes to nightlife.
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From pubs and clubs,
to the great Asian pastime of karaoke!
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I don't even remember doing this.
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-And if you're the artsy type--
-Right, enough.
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This weekend is moving forward.
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When that champagne arrives, we are
going to get drunk, have a nice meal,
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and leave the past in the past.
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-Sound good?
-Sounds fucking great.
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Oh. Speak of the devil.
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Hello, Stinky.
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Still giving you the big room even
without old gray walnuts footing the bill.
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Good. Fuck Rupert!
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Oh. Who's this then?
Is this your concubine? Is she Russian?
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-Are you Russian?
-A, I love you. B, who are you?
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Let me introduce Flo Collins,
my best mate since we were little.
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Brilliant child psychologist
and proud, newly single...
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Mm-hmm.
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...mother to the most amazing 12-year-old
little girl called Nora, my goddaughter.
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Wow.
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Both of whom I've completely neglected
to speak to in the last six years.
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Oh, Jesus, Stinky.
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Remind me to bury you in the set list
for speeches at my funeral.
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Hi, I'm Flo. Or you can call me "Sassy."
I don't care which.
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So, you heard about the divorce?
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Yeah. I bumped into Derren at a party.
He told me right after he hit on me.
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Hey, what's new? Still, weird order
for him to roll out that information.
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Right,
what's in the plan for tonight, then?
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Shall I call down? Get myself a robe?
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Oh!
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Look what I've got.
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Ta-da!
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Stole it off
a room service trolley outside.
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You're amazing!
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-I'm Keeley, by the way. Hi!
-Oh!
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Yeah, I know who you are, honey.
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My ex used to masturbate to you
like a maniac, so...
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Am I cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
thinking we can beat these guys tomorrow?
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-No, we match up perfectly.
-Exactly.
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What about you, Nate?
You believe these guys can win?
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I believe this team can do anything.
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See? There you go.
That's what I'm talking about.
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Okay, Nate. So if you were me,
what would you tell these guys?
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Oh, no. I wouldn't-- No, I don't--
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Hey. I'm just asking for your opinion.
You understand that, yeah?
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-Yeah.
-And you got one, yes?
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-Yeah.
-Locked, loaded, ready to rip?
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Mm-hmm.
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-Let me hear it.
-No.
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Why not? What are you afraid's
gonna happen if you tell me?
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That you won't like my idea
and it makes you hate me.
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Then you fire me.
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Then I have to move back in with my
parents and they'll be ashamed of me.
204
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,563
Then everyone finds out back home
and laughs at me until my face melts off.
205
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,522
Excuse me.
206
00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:11,153
Well, at least he didn't stammer.
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00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:13,780
Mm.
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I gotta go take care of a couple things.
I'll see you in the morning, all right?
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00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,373
Hey, do me a favor.
Keep an eye on these guys,
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'cause around the 74 minute mark, there's
gonna be a room full of grown men crying.
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I'll be one of 'em.
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Right, so I hadn't prepared anything.
213
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Not the brightest idea for a maid
of honor, especially with an open bar.
214
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Yeah, she was the star of the weekend.
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00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:42,059
-Yeah, I gave Elton John a boner.
-You did what?
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00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,394
-No, you didn't.
-Yes, I did!
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He has repeatedly denied that.
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Ah. Classic "she said, she said," innit?
219
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Would you ladies like another bottle?
A little dessert perhaps?
220
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My sexy and extremely single friend here
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actually prefers her desserts
on the larger side.
222
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:04,081
If that's something
you could possibly accommodate.
223
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,042
I'll give you a few minutes.
224
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,210
Thank you. Sorry.
225
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,548
I can't believe you just did that.
226
00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:14,132
Oh, shut up. You love it.
227
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,260
Right. I'm going for a smoke. Stinky?
228
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,636
No. Don't smoke anymore.
229
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,306
And yet, you're still on fire.
230
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Hmm.
231
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Yeah, I don't know. Just--
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May I suggest flushing it again
but harder? Okay, bye.
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Hi, how can I help you?
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00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,198
Hey, how you doing? I was
wondering if y'all had a fax machine.
235
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,284
Fax machine?
236
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:45,289
Oh, okay. Um, that's a good question.
If you bear with me a second,
237
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,875
I'll just check with a colleague
and see what I can find out.
238
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:51,753
A fax machine, hey? Are you
sending something to the year 1997?
239
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,256
Yeah, just a little note to myself
telling me to buy Apple stock.
240
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,799
Oh. Good idea.
241
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:59,011
Can you tell me to murder J.K. Rowling and
write the first Harry Potter book as well?
242
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:02,014
Can do. Yeah. I'll probably write "handle"
instead of "murder,"
243
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,515
so there's no paper trail.
244
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:06,226
-Yeah, I'm Ted, by the way.
-Oh. Sassy.
245
00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,395
Sassy, huh? Like the Smurf, right?
246
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,148
Don't think there was a Sassy Smurf,
was there?
247
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,232
That's too bad.
248
00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:14,860
Seems like a Smurf with an attitude
would've been a lot of fun to watch.
249
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,363
All right, yeah, I'll tell him.
Let me know how the trial goes. Okay, bye.
250
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,658
Right, we no longer have a fax machine
on the premises.
251
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,911
But the concierge was able to locate one
252
00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:27,414
at a tanning salon eight miles away
in Croxteth.
253
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,707
You know what, that's okay.
254
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,793
I'm just gonna hit this manicurist
nearby that has carrier pigeons.
255
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,255
-Thank you though. All right.
-Okay.
256
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:36,924
Nice meeting you.
257
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,759
Right, how can I help you?
258
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,844
Well, I was gonna go out for a smoke
259
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,096
and hope my friend picks up the check
while I was gone.
260
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,892
Then I saw Magnum, P.I. in line,
figured I'd flirt with him as well.
261
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,603
-See what happens, you know?
-Oh, well, good luck.
262
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,022
Yeah, I think I fucked it.
263
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,944
I-- I actually get off in about 30 minutes
if you'd like to, uh--
264
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,195
Of course not, why would you?
265
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,032
You are who you choose to be.
266
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,454
Superman.
267
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:13,794
Okay, so I just met
the fucking Marlboro Man in the--
268
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,713
-Where's Stinky gone? She abandoned you?
-No, she just went to pee.
269
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,298
-Oh.
-Where does "Stinky" come from?
270
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:21,218
I remember the day
she moved into our town.
271
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,262
She was already taller than me,
had bigger boobs.
272
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,390
Family was rich.
So, first day of year seven,
273
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,142
I told everyone her nickname was "Stinky."
274
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,644
That's genius.
275
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,230
To the ties that bind us.
276
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,523
To Rebecca.
277
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,818
Yeah, that's not Rebecca.
278
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:39,945
How do you mean?
279
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,281
No, the real Rebecca is silly.
280
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,533
Strong, yeah, but not cold.
281
00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:47,494
-Have you ever heard her sing?
-No.
282
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,121
Ah. Beautiful voice.
283
00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:52,207
Her and Nora would sing through
the door for hours.
284
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,293
Do you wanna build a snowman?
285
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,211
-Who's Nora?
-My daughter.
286
00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:57,504
Oh, yeah.
287
00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,132
Yeah, if you like that woman,
you are gonna love Rebecca.
288
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,302
-Ready?
-What about the bill?
289
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,888
-Thank you, Miss Welton.
-Okay.
290
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,976
Do you wanna do that thing
where you pretend you wanted to pay?
291
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,936
Oh, yeah, yeah.
This is really good fun. Join in.
292
00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:16,148
Oh, you absolute piece of shit!
I was about to do that!
293
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:19,067
-I was just about to get my card out.
-I can't believe that you've done this.
294
00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:22,112
-We were gonna split. That was so nice.
-Six years I've waited for this...
295
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:13,038
-What the hell are you doing?
-I'm-- I'm so sorry. I just--
296
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,122
You're what?
297
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,084
-What is this?
-It's just my thoughts on the team.
298
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,253
Go, Nathan. Come on, it's past curfew.
299
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,796
-Go! Get outta here!
-Sorry.
300
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,773
Liverpool has much to offer
when it comes to nightlife.
301
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:45,571
From pubs and clubs,
to the great Asian pastime of karaoke!
302
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:50,033
And if you're the artsy type,
or you're just trying to impress a date,
303
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,952
Liverpool has more
museums and galleries...
304
00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:56,164
Welcome to Goodison Park.
I'm Arlo White here with Chris Powell.
305
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,959
-Okay, guys! Got some snacks here!
-Whoo-hoo!
306
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:02,379
Let's try not to eat them all
in the first half. Come on, Richmond!
307
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,048
It's eighth-place Everton
hosting AFC Richmond,
308
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:08,010
in 18th and staring relegation
in the face.
309
00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,220
The last time Richmond left here
with a win,
310
00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:14,975
the number one song in the UK
was by Elvis Presley, "It's Now or Never."
311
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:18,478
And that's certainly the case
for Ted Lasso's men tonight.
312
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,481
-Nate, can I speak with you, please?
-Yeah.
313
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,279
You all right?
314
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:31,575
I wanted to apologize for last night.
I bit your head off for no good reason,
315
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,785
and I'm really sorry about that
and I hope you can forgive me.
316
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,330
Yeah, of cour-- Yes, of course.
317
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:40,959
Thank you.
Also, I read through your thoughts.
318
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,961
-Yeah.
-They're great.
319
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,548
And I agree with every last one of 'em.
320
00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:48,509
But I can't say this to them.
321
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,594
-But they need to hear it.
-I agree.
322
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:52,513
That's why you're gonna do it.
323
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,556
Are you drunk?
324
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,267
You're giving the pregame talk,
and you're gonna read them this.
325
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,522
-I ju-- I don't know.
-It'll be fun.
326
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,025
No. No, no, no.
327
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,319
Oh, my God.
328
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,154
All right, listen up, fellas.
329
00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:12,031
As of late, I feel like y'all
have heard enough of my jibber-jabber.
330
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:15,368
So I asked Nate the Great here to
jot down a few of his thoughts and ideas
331
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,162
about you guys and today's game.
332
00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,372
So let's focus up.
333
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,082
-All yours, Nate.
-Okay.
334
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,967
-Let's go, Nate.
-Come on, boy. You got this.
335
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,053
-You got this, Nate. It's okay.
-Okay. Thank you. Let's do it.
336
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,307
-Isaac.
-Hmm?
337
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,520
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you got this, bruv, all right?
338
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,646
Yeah.
339
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,064
I've noticed of late...
340
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,363
that you've been playing
like a big, dumb pussy.
341
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:55,993
Wow.
342
00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:58,328
What the fuck did you say to me, bruv?
343
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:02,457
You're more concerned about looking tough
than actually being tough.
344
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,668
There's a way to be intimidating
without being physical.
345
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,587
I hope you don't mind me saying.
346
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:07,921
Um...
347
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,840
-Sam.
-Oh, no.
348
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,800
You're constantly getting beat
on the wings.
349
00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:13,010
It's 'cause you're indecisive.
350
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,845
You second-guess
more than a shitty psychic.
351
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,931
The only African I know more imprisoned
by their own thoughts
352
00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:19,349
is goddamn Nelson Mandela.
353
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,103
Did you hear that?
354
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:26,064
You think that's funny, do you, Colin?
You and all your fancy step over bullshit.
355
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,608
Let me ask you this.
Do you wax your pubes?
356
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,568
What?
357
00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,862
Did I stutter, dickhead?
Do you wax your pubes? Yes or no.
358
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:32,988
No.
359
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,157
Then why are you always trying to play
like a Brazilian?
360
00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:36,742
Yeah.
361
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,203
What just happened?
362
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,538
-Uh, Rojas.
-Whoo! Roast me, amigo.
363
00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:43,665
All right.
You say that football is life, right?
364
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,250
Football is life.
365
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,753
-Yeah, well, then your defense is death.
-Oh!
366
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,839
The only person I've seen lose their man
more often is Carrie fucking Bradshaw.
367
00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:52,758
Oh!
368
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,635
-Sex and the City.
-Shh.
369
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,263
-Yeah.
-Tough but fair.
370
00:18:58,347 --> 00:18:59,640
Right. Roy.
371
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:12,236
Go on. Say what you're gonna say.
372
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:14,780
Okay.
373
00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,284
Don't read it.
374
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:21,870
Say it to my face.
375
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,499
The great Roy Kent.
376
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,335
You're old now.
377
00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:33,173
And slow. And your focus drifts.
378
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,884
But your speed and your smarts
were never what made you who you are.
379
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:39,763
It's your anger. That's your superpower.
380
00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:42,683
That's what made you one of the best
midfielders in the history of this league.
381
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,561
But I haven't seen it on the pitch
at all this season, Roy.
382
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:48,272
I mean, you used to run
like you were angry at the grass.
383
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,692
You'd kick the ball like you'd caught it
fucking your wife, for Christ's sake.
384
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:55,654
But that anger doesn't come out anymore
when you play.
385
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,197
But it's still in there.
386
00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:02,160
And I'm afraid of what it's gonna do to
you if you just keep it all for yourself.
387
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,558
Ooh!
388
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:30,147
Let's go get these fuckers.
389
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,572
See? Told you it'd be fun.
390
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:53,629
And the impossible has happened.
Richmond have won at Everton 1-0.
391
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:57,007
-Yes, Ted! Yeah!
-Thanks to a rare goal from Roy Kent.
392
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,675
Kent was absolutely brilliant today.
393
00:20:58,759 --> 00:20:59,885
He was like a man possessed.
394
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:03,222
Yeah!
395
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,057
We know we are, we're sure we are.
396
00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:08,393
We're Richmond till we die.
We're Richmond...
397
00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:09,561
Oh, my God!
398
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:11,939
Come on, give us a hug, Nate. Yeah.
399
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:13,565
-Ted!
-Hey!
400
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,443
-Congratulations.
-Thanks, boss.
401
00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:18,779
Could I, uh, just introduce you to--
402
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,990
-Sassy Smurf!
-Marlboro Man! Oh, my God.
403
00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,493
We know we are, we're sure we are...
404
00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:28,288
-I didn't know you were here.
-Surprise!
405
00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:30,290
I've been thinking about you a lot
this weekend.
406
00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:31,834
Oh, yeah? How come?
407
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:35,504
'Cause you and your crazy hair keep
popping up every time I turn on my TV.
408
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,468
Oi! Listen up!
409
00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:44,429
None of you are going back
to the hotel tonight.
410
00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:48,058
'Cause we did something today that
no one thought we could do, including us!
411
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,060
So, we're going out, we're celebrating,
412
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,479
and we're gonna rub it
in this city's fucking face!
413
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,110
Roy! Roy! Where are we going?
414
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,153
Keeley?
415
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,450
Well, Liverpool has much to offer.
416
00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:09,580
From pubs to clubs
to the great Asian pastime of...
417
00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:14,042
-I said maybe
-Said maybe
418
00:22:14,126 --> 00:22:16,545
You're gonna be the one that saves me
419
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:19,339
Saves me
420
00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:23,385
And after all
421
00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:29,725
You're my wonderwall
422
00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,227
I'm going for a smoke.
423
00:22:32,311 --> 00:22:33,937
-Can I join you?
-Come on.
424
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,648
Thank you, Richmond FC!
425
00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:42,237
So, what's Marlboro Man's story, then?
426
00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:43,947
'Cause I kinda wanna grab him by the ears
427
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:46,700
and ride that little mustache
like a Jet Ski.
428
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:50,120
-It's so good to see you, Sass.
-You too, Stinky.
429
00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:54,416
God. You know, today would've been my--
430
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:57,377
Of course I know.
Why do you think I'm here?
431
00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:00,881
Mate, I'm so sorry.
432
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:04,968
I'm sorry for disappearing from you,
from Nora.
433
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:07,804
I really am.
434
00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:10,057
Thank you for saying that.
435
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,433
Mm.
436
00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:13,602
God, that man took so much from me.
437
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:15,395
No.
438
00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:20,609
Rupert is a horrible man who built
an ivory tower he kept you captive in.
439
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:25,113
But you climbed every single step
of that tower on your own.
440
00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:28,534
You're the one who stopped
coming home, stopped calling.
441
00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:31,870
Who made a six-year-old girl
wonder what she'd done wrong.
442
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:34,706
I'll always be your biggest defender,
443
00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:37,793
but you have to own up
to the part that you played.
444
00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:39,461
You're right.
445
00:23:39,545 --> 00:23:41,046
Course I'm right. I'm always right.
446
00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:43,090
You're not always right.
Most of the time you're an arse.
447
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,884
There you are. Fucking hell.
I thought you guys ditched me.
448
00:23:45,968 --> 00:23:47,427
-No!
-As if!
449
00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:51,390
Jesus, I didn't know that
I had abandonment issues till right now.
450
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:53,100
Come on, Rebecca. Your song's up next.
451
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:54,101
-What?
-Yeah.
452
00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:55,644
No, I didn't put a song in.
453
00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:58,355
Well, then someone else
must've done it for you.
454
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:00,774
Who could've done that?
455
00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:03,110
See? You are an arse.
456
00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:05,737
Caught in a bad romance
457
00:24:05,821 --> 00:24:09,658
Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma-roma-ma
458
00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:11,827
Gaga, ooh-la-la
459
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:14,288
Want your bad romance
460
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:19,668
All right, who's next?
461
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,211
Me, me, me.
462
00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:24,298
Your turn, Rebecca. Get on up here.
463
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:27,134
Thank you. Oh, God.
464
00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:30,470
Okay. Uh, I don't even know
what song I'm singing.
465
00:24:30,554 --> 00:24:34,224
But I would like to dedicate it to
the best friend a girl could ever have.
466
00:24:34,308 --> 00:24:35,976
That is me! She's talking about me!
467
00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:46,028
This is also dedicated
to my goddaughter, Nora.
468
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:47,654
I love you.
469
00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:53,744
The snow glows white
On the mountain tonight
470
00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:56,622
Not a footprint to be seen
471
00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:03,253
A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I'm the queen
472
00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:11,553
The wind is howling
Like this swirling storm inside
473
00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:17,809
Couldn't keep it in
Heaven knows I've tried
474
00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:26,026
Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
475
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:32,199
Conceal, don't feel
Don't let them know
476
00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:35,577
Well, now they know
477
00:25:35,661 --> 00:25:39,206
Let it go, let it go
478
00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:42,501
Can't hold it back anymore
479
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:46,129
Let it go, let it go
480
00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:50,217
Turn away and slam the door
481
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:56,723
I don't care what they're going to say
482
00:25:56,807 --> 00:26:00,727
Let the storm rage on
483
00:26:00,811 --> 00:26:04,731
The cold never bothered me anyway
484
00:26:20,122 --> 00:26:22,165
-Ted.
-Dad?
485
00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:23,667
Ted?
486
00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:26,086
Ted.
487
00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:30,924
It's okay.
488
00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:32,593
Try to breathe.
489
00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:37,097
I can't. I don't know what's going on.
I'm-- I'm sorry.
490
00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:40,559
It's okay. You're having a panic attack.
Just breathe.
491
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:43,979
Am I going crazy?
492
00:26:44,897 --> 00:26:46,398
No more than anyone else.
493
00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:50,777
All right. You're all right.
494
00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:57,868
There we go. There we go.
There we go. Come on.
495
00:26:58,744 --> 00:26:59,745
Come on.
496
00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:06,960
There we go.
497
00:27:07,711 --> 00:27:09,463
I think I need to call it a night.
498
00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:13,008
Gonna go back to the hotel and
just get a good night's rest, you know?
499
00:27:13,091 --> 00:27:15,010
Would you like me to walk back with you?
500
00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:16,887
Do you want to take my car?
501
00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:19,848
No, no, no. I'm okay.
Thank you though. I appreciate it.
502
00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:21,683
-All right.
-Okay.
503
00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:29,608
Hey, do me a favor. Just, uh, let Beard
know I went back to the hotel.
504
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:32,236
Of course. You just get home safely.
505
00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:33,654
-Okay, thank you.
-All right.
506
00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:35,697
Okay.
507
00:28:52,524 --> 00:28:55,110
-Excuse me. Very drunk man coming through.
-Yeah.
508
00:28:55,194 --> 00:28:58,447
Guys. Guys, guys, guys. I think
we should take the boys to the pub.
509
00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:01,742
Oh, I am so done, Sass. Sorry.
510
00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:03,911
Think I'm tapping out
for the evening too, actually.
511
00:29:03,994 --> 00:29:08,081
So I have to take 18
young, handsome men all by myself?
512
00:29:08,165 --> 00:29:09,958
Oh, trauma.
513
00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:12,419
-All right then. See you later.
-Bye. I love you.
514
00:29:12,503 --> 00:29:15,422
Amigos, I can't find my tropical shirt.
515
00:29:15,506 --> 00:29:16,507
He's so drunk.
516
00:29:16,590 --> 00:29:18,675
You won't need it, you won't need it.
517
00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:20,427
Right, want a lift back to the hotel?
518
00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:24,765
Oh, no.
Um, I think I'm gonna walk, actually.
519
00:29:29,061 --> 00:29:31,021
Unless you want me to come with you,
'cause that I can do.
520
00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:33,357
-I'm fine. Really.
-Yeah?
521
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,526
Besides, that was yesterday.
522
00:29:37,778 --> 00:29:40,280
-You're wasting valuable time.
-Yeah, yeah. I'm going, I'm going.
523
00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:01,635
Oh, this is me.
524
00:30:02,678 --> 00:30:06,348
I'm sharing a suite with Rebecca.
We've got separate bedrooms though.
525
00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:24,074
Good night.