1 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:09,426 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 2 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:12,971 No, Trevor, no. The bag has to go all the way in, okay? 3 00:00:13,055 --> 00:00:15,140 Use all the space. Out the way. Thank you. 4 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:19,061 What's gone on back here? Right. 5 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:24,483 These need to be moved around, 'cause this is gonna jiggle about, otherwise. 6 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,485 Now, can we move-- Hello? 7 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:29,446 There's someone in here. Oh, my God. 8 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,907 Hey, almost forgot. You know how we're playing Everton tomorrow? 9 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,242 -Yeah. -Well, that's not a town. 10 00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:37,412 -It's actually a team in Liverpool! -Like the Beatles! 11 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:41,708 If you see John, Paul, George or Ringo, will you take a picture, please? 12 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:42,835 Hey, you got it, big guy. 13 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,587 Okay, hey, I better get a roll on here, all right? 14 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:48,131 Okay. And Mom wants to talk to you. Hold on. 15 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,716 -I love you, buddy. -Love you too. 16 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,426 Still haven't told him John and George are dead? 17 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:52,594 They're what? 18 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,221 It was Keith Richards. 19 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:55,931 Hey, Ted. 20 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,140 -Hey. How you doing? -Good. 21 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,809 How's work going? Everything all right? 22 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:02,938 Yeah. I'm sorry. I know this isn't easy, but the paperwork the lawyer sent? 23 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:04,647 I know. Oh, hey. 24 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:06,525 Got it right here. 25 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:10,112 I'll, uh, look it all over, sign it, send it right back. I promise. 26 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:12,948 Okay, thanks. Hey, good luck tomorrow. We'll be watching. 27 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:14,032 All right now. 28 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:25,961 Whoo-hoo! 29 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:29,381 -Girls' trip! -Mm. Liverpool, here we come. 30 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:30,507 I just want to say up front 31 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,718 that I'm really flattered you asked me to come this weekend. 32 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,553 Oh. Come on now. 33 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:38,015 But, hey, we're both single. I think you are super hot. 34 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,892 If I'm gonna dip my toe back into the lady pool, 35 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:42,728 I can't think of a finer body of water to do it with than you. 36 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,646 No. Keeley, I think you're confused. 37 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:47,149 I was, at first. Then I was like, "Come on, Keeley. 38 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:50,444 Blow off some steam and have some wicked sex with your new friend." 39 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,655 I'm fucking with you. 40 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,282 Oh, my God. 41 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:58,535 I thought you were being serious. I mean, can you imagine? 42 00:01:58,619 --> 00:01:59,745 Oh, I have. 43 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,789 Do-da do-da do do do do doo 44 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:05,667 Looks like we have a new passenger on today's flight. 45 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:07,961 Actually, Keeley will be taking your seat on the jet, Higgins. 46 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:09,463 Oh. 47 00:02:09,545 --> 00:02:10,797 Sorry. 48 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,841 I'm gonna go spend a penny before we take off. 49 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:14,176 See you downstairs, Rebecca. 50 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:17,179 Oh, that's okay. I always enjoy the antics on the team bus. 51 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,348 No. I need you to stay here this weekend. 52 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,558 Doing work that doesn't matter. 53 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:30,984 All right, gentlemen. Who's ready to go show Everton what we got? 54 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,403 Whoo! 55 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:35,072 Thank you, Dani. 56 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:39,743 Jeez, Louise. Why's everybody so down in the dumps? 57 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,162 What happened? Did Beyoncé dump Jay-Z or something? 58 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:43,288 No, nothing like that. 59 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:47,334 Thank goodness. Just saying it out loud made me immediately sad. 60 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,710 Let me see what's going on here. 61 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:52,256 Hey, guys. Seriously, come on. Talk to me. What's up? 62 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:54,341 Well, we're fine. 63 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,425 Mm. 64 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,886 -Yeah, I'm all right. -Okay. 65 00:02:57,970 --> 00:03:00,931 We're in a shit fucking mood because we never fucking win at Everton 66 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,850 and it sucks fucking shit! 67 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,768 Ah, come on, fellas. 68 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,895 How long has it been since y'all won up at Everton? 69 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,356 -Sixty years ago. -Jesus Christ. 70 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:12,693 Wow. That is a heck of a long time. Okay. 71 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,361 So we got that going on. 72 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,322 And obviously we're bummed out that O'Brien tore his butt. 73 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:18,949 It's my upper hamstring, Coach. 74 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,494 You tore your butt, son. There's nothing to be ashamed of, okay? It happens. 75 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:25,455 People tear their butts all the time in athletics. You're not alone, man. 76 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,375 Hey, Coach, you've torn your butt a few times, right? 77 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:29,793 -Three times. -Three times. 78 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:33,630 Butt's an amazing muscle. God as my witness, your butt will heal. 79 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,049 The silver lining here, with O'Brien's tore butt, 80 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:39,219 is that my man from Montreal is gonna be filling in at goalie. 81 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:42,097 -Give it up for Zorro. -Oh. It's pronounced, um, "Zoreaux." 82 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:44,892 -I'm sorry. Zorro. -"Zoreaux." 83 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:47,394 You-- I don't know what I'm doing wrong here. 84 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,605 Point is, gentlemen, unless one of y'all got a crystal ball, 85 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,273 we don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow. 86 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:52,733 That's why we play the game. 87 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,903 So let me hear it! Richmond on three! One, two, three! 88 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,905 -Richmond! -Right, come on. Let's go. 89 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,993 -Hey, Coach. -Howdy, fellas. How can I help you? 90 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,954 Um, so, uh, since Jamie Tartt has gone back to Man City, 91 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:08,832 uh, you've lost one, you've drawn one, you've not scored any goals. 92 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:09,917 -Yeah. -So I'm wondering, 93 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,252 how worried are you about the threat of relegation? 94 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:16,548 Lloyd, right now I'm mostly concerned with the definition of relegation. 95 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,259 What you got for me, Marcus? 96 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:22,053 Just wanted to know how you're feeling about the departure of Jamie Tartt. 97 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:23,722 Yeah. Um... 98 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,517 Well, if I'm being honest, it, uh, breaks my heart a little. 99 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,769 I think one of the neatest things about being a coach 100 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,854 is the connection you get to make with your players. 101 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:34,066 That's a loss that hits me a lot harder and is gonna stay with me a lot longer 102 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,652 than anything that happens while playing a game on a patch of grass. 103 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,029 All right. See you fellas in Liverpool, yeah? 104 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,239 Yeah. 105 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,826 Oh. Hey! Last one there is a Scotch egg! Whoo! 106 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:47,496 What? 107 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,344 Hey, there he is. 108 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:11,270 -Good to see you, buddy. -All right, let's go. 109 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:41,592 Here we go. It's the presidential suite. Hope it's to your satisfaction. 110 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,136 Would you like me to show you the various room amenities? 111 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:45,762 No, thank you. 112 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,848 My lady and I wanna have a quick shag and a shower 113 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,266 before we hit the town tonight. 114 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,101 Welcome to Liverpool. 115 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,315 What? He would've spent a cash tip in, like, a minute. 116 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:59,109 Come on. The image I just gave him is gonna last for a lifetime. 117 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:02,237 No, it's-- it's not you. It's-- Oh, fuck. 118 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:05,741 This is Rupert's and my anniversary weekend. And-- 119 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:09,286 -It's the first one I've spent by myself-- -Hey, it's okay. 120 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,083 Thank you. 121 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,171 -Mm. -Ooh. That's a long hug. 122 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:24,593 So, just to remind you, the hotel furniture stays in the rooms, 123 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:27,137 not the hallway or the pool. 124 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:32,601 Nor are you allowed to ship it to your homes or other hotels, okay? 125 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,645 All right, fellas, we got team meal in an hour. 126 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,272 After that, it's either gonna be movie night or a pillow fight. 127 00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:38,607 What's it gonna be this time around? 128 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,150 Movie night. 129 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:43,403 All right. But I tell you what, y'all say "pillow fight" one time, 130 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:45,030 and we'll never watch another movie together again. 131 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,323 -That's for you, Coach. -Thank you, sir. 132 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,033 -And that's for you. -Thank you. 133 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:50,953 Whoo! Room 5150. Finally. 134 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:54,414 Sammy Hagar, greatest lead singer in Van Halen history. 135 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:57,125 -In the post-David Lee Roth era. -Thank you. 136 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:58,961 -Coach, what room you got? -5148. 137 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:01,421 -Hey. -Howdy, neighbor. 138 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:05,342 Yes, hello. We still haven't received the champagne I ordered. Thank you. 139 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:08,262 Ah. Good question. One second. 140 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:12,349 Should I get the concierge to make us a reservation somewhere tonight? 141 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,185 Shipley's steak house is unmatched in its cuisine and ambience. 142 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:17,354 Mm. Is it now? Cool, I can do steak. 143 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,065 Uh, yes. The steak house for two, please. 144 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:22,943 Does 8:00 p.m. work for you? 145 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:26,238 The business center is open 24 hours a day. 146 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:27,322 Okay. 147 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:30,117 What was that about the business center? 148 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,703 Guests also have access to our state-of-the-art gym, 149 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,455 filled with the latest in workout technology. 150 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:36,540 Like kettlebells! 151 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:37,916 Oh, my God. 152 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,252 Liverpool has much to offer when it comes to nightlife. 153 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:45,424 From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke! 154 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:47,885 I don't even remember doing this. 155 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,345 -And if you're the artsy type-- -Right, enough. 156 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:52,514 This weekend is moving forward. 157 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:55,976 When that champagne arrives, we are going to get drunk, have a nice meal, 158 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,477 and leave the past in the past. 159 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,730 -Sound good? -Sounds fucking great. 160 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,023 Oh. Speak of the devil. 161 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,236 Hello, Stinky. 162 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:12,743 Still giving you the big room even without old gray walnuts footing the bill. 163 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,870 Good. Fuck Rupert! 164 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:19,166 Oh. Who's this then? Is this your concubine? Is she Russian? 165 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:22,085 -Are you Russian? -A, I love you. B, who are you? 166 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:26,965 Let me introduce Flo Collins, my best mate since we were little. 167 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:30,010 Brilliant child psychologist and proud, newly single... 168 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:30,969 Mm-hmm. 169 00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:34,472 ...mother to the most amazing 12-year-old little girl called Nora, my goddaughter. 170 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:35,474 Wow. 171 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:38,477 Both of whom I've completely neglected to speak to in the last six years. 172 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:40,562 Oh, Jesus, Stinky. 173 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,565 Remind me to bury you in the set list for speeches at my funeral. 174 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:47,069 Hi, I'm Flo. Or you can call me "Sassy." I don't care which. 175 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,112 So, you heard about the divorce? 176 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:53,325 Yeah. I bumped into Derren at a party. He told me right after he hit on me. 177 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:56,995 Hey, what's new? Still, weird order for him to roll out that information. 178 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,206 Right, what's in the plan for tonight, then? 179 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,999 Shall I call down? Get myself a robe? 180 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:02,084 Oh! 181 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,127 Look what I've got. 182 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:05,879 Ta-da! 183 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,506 Stole it off a room service trolley outside. 184 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:08,799 You're amazing! 185 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,927 -I'm Keeley, by the way. Hi! -Oh! 186 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,095 Yeah, I know who you are, honey. 187 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:15,430 My ex used to masturbate to you like a maniac, so... 188 00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:32,614 Am I cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs thinking we can beat these guys tomorrow? 189 00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:34,992 -No, we match up perfectly. -Exactly. 190 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,952 What about you, Nate? You believe these guys can win? 191 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,745 I believe this team can do anything. 192 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:40,539 See? There you go. That's what I'm talking about. 193 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:43,166 Okay, Nate. So if you were me, what would you tell these guys? 194 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,543 Oh, no. I wouldn't-- No, I don't-- 195 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:47,754 Hey. I'm just asking for your opinion. You understand that, yeah? 196 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,548 -Yeah. -And you got one, yes? 197 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,592 -Yeah. -Locked, loaded, ready to rip? 198 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,010 Mm-hmm. 199 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,136 -Let me hear it. -No. 200 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,638 Why not? What are you afraid's gonna happen if you tell me? 201 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,557 That you won't like my idea and it makes you hate me. 202 00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,516 Then you fire me. 203 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,852 Then I have to move back in with my parents and they'll be ashamed of me. 204 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,563 Then everyone finds out back home and laughs at me until my face melts off. 205 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,522 Excuse me. 206 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:11,153 Well, at least he didn't stammer. 207 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:13,780 Mm. 208 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:21,288 I gotta go take care of a couple things. I'll see you in the morning, all right? 209 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,373 Hey, do me a favor. Keep an eye on these guys, 210 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:27,503 'cause around the 74 minute mark, there's gonna be a room full of grown men crying. 211 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,463 I'll be one of 'em. 212 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,259 Right, so I hadn't prepared anything. 213 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:37,471 Not the brightest idea for a maid of honor, especially with an open bar. 214 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,097 Yeah, she was the star of the weekend. 215 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:42,059 -Yeah, I gave Elton John a boner. -You did what? 216 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,394 -No, you didn't. -Yes, I did! 217 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,355 He has repeatedly denied that. 218 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,273 Ah. Classic "she said, she said," innit? 219 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:54,238 Would you ladies like another bottle? A little dessert perhaps? 220 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:58,075 My sexy and extremely single friend here 221 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:01,245 actually prefers her desserts on the larger side. 222 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:04,081 If that's something you could possibly accommodate. 223 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,042 I'll give you a few minutes. 224 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,210 Thank you. Sorry. 225 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,548 I can't believe you just did that. 226 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:14,132 Oh, shut up. You love it. 227 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,260 Right. I'm going for a smoke. Stinky? 228 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,636 No. Don't smoke anymore. 229 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,306 And yet, you're still on fire. 230 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,475 Hmm. 231 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,564 Yeah, I don't know. Just-- 232 00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:33,527 May I suggest flushing it again but harder? Okay, bye. 233 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:35,946 Hi, how can I help you? 234 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,198 Hey, how you doing? I was wondering if y'all had a fax machine. 235 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,284 Fax machine? 236 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:45,289 Oh, okay. Um, that's a good question. If you bear with me a second, 237 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,875 I'll just check with a colleague and see what I can find out. 238 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:51,753 A fax machine, hey? Are you sending something to the year 1997? 239 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,256 Yeah, just a little note to myself telling me to buy Apple stock. 240 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,799 Oh. Good idea. 241 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:59,011 Can you tell me to murder J.K. Rowling and write the first Harry Potter book as well? 242 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:02,014 Can do. Yeah. I'll probably write "handle" instead of "murder," 243 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,515 so there's no paper trail. 244 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:06,226 -Yeah, I'm Ted, by the way. -Oh. Sassy. 245 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,395 Sassy, huh? Like the Smurf, right? 246 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,148 Don't think there was a Sassy Smurf, was there? 247 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,232 That's too bad. 248 00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:14,860 Seems like a Smurf with an attitude would've been a lot of fun to watch. 249 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,363 All right, yeah, I'll tell him. Let me know how the trial goes. Okay, bye. 250 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,658 Right, we no longer have a fax machine on the premises. 251 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,911 But the concierge was able to locate one 252 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:27,414 at a tanning salon eight miles away in Croxteth. 253 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,707 You know what, that's okay. 254 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,793 I'm just gonna hit this manicurist nearby that has carrier pigeons. 255 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,255 -Thank you though. All right. -Okay. 256 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:36,924 Nice meeting you. 257 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,759 Right, how can I help you? 258 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,844 Well, I was gonna go out for a smoke 259 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,096 and hope my friend picks up the check while I was gone. 260 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,892 Then I saw Magnum, P.I. in line, figured I'd flirt with him as well. 261 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,603 -See what happens, you know? -Oh, well, good luck. 262 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,022 Yeah, I think I fucked it. 263 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,944 I-- I actually get off in about 30 minutes if you'd like to, uh-- 264 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,195 Of course not, why would you? 265 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,032 You are who you choose to be. 266 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,454 Superman. 267 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:13,794 Okay, so I just met the fucking Marlboro Man in the-- 268 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,713 -Where's Stinky gone? She abandoned you? -No, she just went to pee. 269 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,298 -Oh. -Where does "Stinky" come from? 270 00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:21,218 I remember the day she moved into our town. 271 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,262 She was already taller than me, had bigger boobs. 272 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,390 Family was rich. So, first day of year seven, 273 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,142 I told everyone her nickname was "Stinky." 274 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,644 That's genius. 275 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,230 To the ties that bind us. 276 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,523 To Rebecca. 277 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,818 Yeah, that's not Rebecca. 278 00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:39,945 How do you mean? 279 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,281 No, the real Rebecca is silly. 280 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,533 Strong, yeah, but not cold. 281 00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:47,494 -Have you ever heard her sing? -No. 282 00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,121 Ah. Beautiful voice. 283 00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:52,207 Her and Nora would sing through the door for hours. 284 00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,293 Do you wanna build a snowman? 285 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,211 -Who's Nora? -My daughter. 286 00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:57,504 Oh, yeah. 287 00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,132 Yeah, if you like that woman, you are gonna love Rebecca. 288 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,302 -Ready? -What about the bill? 289 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,888 -Thank you, Miss Welton. -Okay. 290 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,976 Do you wanna do that thing where you pretend you wanted to pay? 291 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,936 Oh, yeah, yeah. This is really good fun. Join in. 292 00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:16,148 Oh, you absolute piece of shit! I was about to do that! 293 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:19,067 -I was just about to get my card out. -I can't believe that you've done this. 294 00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:22,112 -We were gonna split. That was so nice. -Six years I've waited for this... 295 00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:13,038 -What the hell are you doing? -I'm-- I'm so sorry. I just-- 296 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,122 You're what? 297 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,084 -What is this? -It's just my thoughts on the team. 298 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,253 Go, Nathan. Come on, it's past curfew. 299 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,796 -Go! Get outta here! -Sorry. 300 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,773 Liverpool has much to offer when it comes to nightlife. 301 00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:45,571 From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke! 302 00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:50,033 And if you're the artsy type, or you're just trying to impress a date, 303 00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,952 Liverpool has more museums and galleries... 304 00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:56,164 Welcome to Goodison Park. I'm Arlo White here with Chris Powell. 305 00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,959 -Okay, guys! Got some snacks here! -Whoo-hoo! 306 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:02,379 Let's try not to eat them all in the first half. Come on, Richmond! 307 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,048 It's eighth-place Everton hosting AFC Richmond, 308 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:08,010 in 18th and staring relegation in the face. 309 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,220 The last time Richmond left here with a win, 310 00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:14,975 the number one song in the UK was by Elvis Presley, "It's Now or Never." 311 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:18,478 And that's certainly the case for Ted Lasso's men tonight. 312 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,481 -Nate, can I speak with you, please? -Yeah. 313 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,279 You all right? 314 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:31,575 I wanted to apologize for last night. I bit your head off for no good reason, 315 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,785 and I'm really sorry about that and I hope you can forgive me. 316 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,330 Yeah, of cour-- Yes, of course. 317 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:40,959 Thank you. Also, I read through your thoughts. 318 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,961 -Yeah. -They're great. 319 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,548 And I agree with every last one of 'em. 320 00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:48,509 But I can't say this to them. 321 00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,594 -But they need to hear it. -I agree. 322 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:52,513 That's why you're gonna do it. 323 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,556 Are you drunk? 324 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,267 You're giving the pregame talk, and you're gonna read them this. 325 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,522 -I ju-- I don't know. -It'll be fun. 326 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,025 No. No, no, no. 327 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,319 Oh, my God. 328 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,154 All right, listen up, fellas. 329 00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:12,031 As of late, I feel like y'all have heard enough of my jibber-jabber. 330 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:15,368 So I asked Nate the Great here to jot down a few of his thoughts and ideas 331 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,162 about you guys and today's game. 332 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,372 So let's focus up. 333 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,082 -All yours, Nate. -Okay. 334 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,967 -Let's go, Nate. -Come on, boy. You got this. 335 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,053 -You got this, Nate. It's okay. -Okay. Thank you. Let's do it. 336 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,307 -Isaac. -Hmm? 337 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,520 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got this, bruv, all right? 338 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,646 Yeah. 339 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,064 I've noticed of late... 340 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,363 that you've been playing like a big, dumb pussy. 341 00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:55,993 Wow. 342 00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:58,328 What the fuck did you say to me, bruv? 343 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:02,457 You're more concerned about looking tough than actually being tough. 344 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,668 There's a way to be intimidating without being physical. 345 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,587 I hope you don't mind me saying. 346 00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:07,921 Um... 347 00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,840 -Sam. -Oh, no. 348 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,800 You're constantly getting beat on the wings. 349 00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:13,010 It's 'cause you're indecisive. 350 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,845 You second-guess more than a shitty psychic. 351 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,931 The only African I know more imprisoned by their own thoughts 352 00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:19,349 is goddamn Nelson Mandela. 353 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,103 Did you hear that? 354 00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:26,064 You think that's funny, do you, Colin? You and all your fancy step over bullshit. 355 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,608 Let me ask you this. Do you wax your pubes? 356 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,568 What? 357 00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,862 Did I stutter, dickhead? Do you wax your pubes? Yes or no. 358 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:32,988 No. 359 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,157 Then why are you always trying to play like a Brazilian? 360 00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:36,742 Yeah. 361 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,203 What just happened? 362 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,538 -Uh, Rojas. -Whoo! Roast me, amigo. 363 00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:43,665 All right. You say that football is life, right? 364 00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,250 Football is life. 365 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,753 -Yeah, well, then your defense is death. -Oh! 366 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,839 The only person I've seen lose their man more often is Carrie fucking Bradshaw. 367 00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:52,758 Oh! 368 00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,635 -Sex and the City. -Shh. 369 00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,263 -Yeah. -Tough but fair. 370 00:18:58,347 --> 00:18:59,640 Right. Roy. 371 00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:12,236 Go on. Say what you're gonna say. 372 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:14,780 Okay. 373 00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,284 Don't read it. 374 00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:21,870 Say it to my face. 375 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,499 The great Roy Kent. 376 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,335 You're old now. 377 00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:33,173 And slow. And your focus drifts. 378 00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,884 But your speed and your smarts were never what made you who you are. 379 00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:39,763 It's your anger. That's your superpower. 380 00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:42,683 That's what made you one of the best midfielders in the history of this league. 381 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,561 But I haven't seen it on the pitch at all this season, Roy. 382 00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:48,272 I mean, you used to run like you were angry at the grass. 383 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,692 You'd kick the ball like you'd caught it fucking your wife, for Christ's sake. 384 00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:55,654 But that anger doesn't come out anymore when you play. 385 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,197 But it's still in there. 386 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:02,160 And I'm afraid of what it's gonna do to you if you just keep it all for yourself. 387 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,558 Ooh! 388 00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:30,147 Let's go get these fuckers. 389 00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,572 See? Told you it'd be fun. 390 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:53,629 And the impossible has happened. Richmond have won at Everton 1-0. 391 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:57,007 -Yes, Ted! Yeah! -Thanks to a rare goal from Roy Kent. 392 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,675 Kent was absolutely brilliant today. 393 00:20:58,759 --> 00:20:59,885 He was like a man possessed. 394 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:03,222 Yeah! 395 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,057 We know we are, we're sure we are. 396 00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:08,393 We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond... 397 00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:09,561 Oh, my God! 398 00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:11,939 Come on, give us a hug, Nate. Yeah. 399 00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:13,565 -Ted! -Hey! 400 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,443 -Congratulations. -Thanks, boss. 401 00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:18,779 Could I, uh, just introduce you to-- 402 00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,990 -Sassy Smurf! -Marlboro Man! Oh, my God. 403 00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,493 We know we are, we're sure we are... 404 00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:28,288 -I didn't know you were here. -Surprise! 405 00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:30,290 I've been thinking about you a lot this weekend. 406 00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:31,834 Oh, yeah? How come? 407 00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:35,504 'Cause you and your crazy hair keep popping up every time I turn on my TV. 408 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,468 Oi! Listen up! 409 00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:44,429 None of you are going back to the hotel tonight. 410 00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:48,058 'Cause we did something today that no one thought we could do, including us! 411 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,060 So, we're going out, we're celebrating, 412 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,479 and we're gonna rub it in this city's fucking face! 413 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,110 Roy! Roy! Where are we going? 414 00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,153 Keeley? 415 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,450 Well, Liverpool has much to offer. 416 00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:09,580 From pubs to clubs to the great Asian pastime of... 417 00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:14,042 -I said maybe -Said maybe 418 00:22:14,126 --> 00:22:16,545 You're gonna be the one that saves me 419 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:19,339 Saves me 420 00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:23,385 And after all 421 00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:29,725 You're my wonderwall 422 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,227 I'm going for a smoke. 423 00:22:32,311 --> 00:22:33,937 -Can I join you? -Come on. 424 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,648 Thank you, Richmond FC! 425 00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:42,237 So, what's Marlboro Man's story, then? 426 00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:43,947 'Cause I kinda wanna grab him by the ears 427 00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:46,700 and ride that little mustache like a Jet Ski. 428 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:50,120 -It's so good to see you, Sass. -You too, Stinky. 429 00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:54,416 God. You know, today would've been my-- 430 00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:57,377 Of course I know. Why do you think I'm here? 431 00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:00,881 Mate, I'm so sorry. 432 00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:04,968 I'm sorry for disappearing from you, from Nora. 433 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:07,804 I really am. 434 00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:10,057 Thank you for saying that. 435 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,433 Mm. 436 00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:13,602 God, that man took so much from me. 437 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:15,395 No. 438 00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:20,609 Rupert is a horrible man who built an ivory tower he kept you captive in. 439 00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:25,113 But you climbed every single step of that tower on your own. 440 00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:28,534 You're the one who stopped coming home, stopped calling. 441 00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:31,870 Who made a six-year-old girl wonder what she'd done wrong. 442 00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:34,706 I'll always be your biggest defender, 443 00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:37,793 but you have to own up to the part that you played. 444 00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:39,461 You're right. 445 00:23:39,545 --> 00:23:41,046 Course I'm right. I'm always right. 446 00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:43,090 You're not always right. Most of the time you're an arse. 447 00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,884 There you are. Fucking hell. I thought you guys ditched me. 448 00:23:45,968 --> 00:23:47,427 -No! -As if! 449 00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:51,390 Jesus, I didn't know that I had abandonment issues till right now. 450 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:53,100 Come on, Rebecca. Your song's up next. 451 00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:54,101 -What? -Yeah. 452 00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:55,644 No, I didn't put a song in. 453 00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:58,355 Well, then someone else must've done it for you. 454 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:00,774 Who could've done that? 455 00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:03,110 See? You are an arse. 456 00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:05,737 Caught in a bad romance 457 00:24:05,821 --> 00:24:09,658 Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah Roma-roma-ma 458 00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:11,827 Gaga, ooh-la-la 459 00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:14,288 Want your bad romance 460 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:19,668 All right, who's next? 461 00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,211 Me, me, me. 462 00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:24,298 Your turn, Rebecca. Get on up here. 463 00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:27,134 Thank you. Oh, God. 464 00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:30,470 Okay. Uh, I don't even know what song I'm singing. 465 00:24:30,554 --> 00:24:34,224 But I would like to dedicate it to the best friend a girl could ever have. 466 00:24:34,308 --> 00:24:35,976 That is me! She's talking about me! 467 00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:46,028 This is also dedicated to my goddaughter, Nora. 468 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:47,654 I love you. 469 00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:53,744 The snow glows white On the mountain tonight 470 00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:56,622 Not a footprint to be seen 471 00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:03,253 A kingdom of isolation And it looks like I'm the queen 472 00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:11,553 The wind is howling Like this swirling storm inside 473 00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:17,809 Couldn't keep it in Heaven knows I've tried 474 00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:26,026 Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be 475 00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:32,199 Conceal, don't feel Don't let them know 476 00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:35,577 Well, now they know 477 00:25:35,661 --> 00:25:39,206 Let it go, let it go 478 00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:42,501 Can't hold it back anymore 479 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:46,129 Let it go, let it go 480 00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:50,217 Turn away and slam the door 481 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:56,723 I don't care what they're going to say 482 00:25:56,807 --> 00:26:00,727 Let the storm rage on 483 00:26:00,811 --> 00:26:04,731 The cold never bothered me anyway 484 00:26:20,122 --> 00:26:22,165 -Ted. -Dad? 485 00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:23,667 Ted? 486 00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:26,086 Ted. 487 00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:30,924 It's okay. 488 00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:32,593 Try to breathe. 489 00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:37,097 I can't. I don't know what's going on. I'm-- I'm sorry. 490 00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:40,559 It's okay. You're having a panic attack. Just breathe. 491 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:43,979 Am I going crazy? 492 00:26:44,897 --> 00:26:46,398 No more than anyone else. 493 00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:50,777 All right. You're all right. 494 00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:57,868 There we go. There we go. There we go. Come on. 495 00:26:58,744 --> 00:26:59,745 Come on. 496 00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:06,960 There we go. 497 00:27:07,711 --> 00:27:09,463 I think I need to call it a night. 498 00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:13,008 Gonna go back to the hotel and just get a good night's rest, you know? 499 00:27:13,091 --> 00:27:15,010 Would you like me to walk back with you? 500 00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:16,887 Do you want to take my car? 501 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:19,848 No, no, no. I'm okay. Thank you though. I appreciate it. 502 00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:21,683 -All right. -Okay. 503 00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:29,608 Hey, do me a favor. Just, uh, let Beard know I went back to the hotel. 504 00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:32,236 Of course. You just get home safely. 505 00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:33,654 -Okay, thank you. -All right. 506 00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:35,697 Okay. 507 00:28:52,524 --> 00:28:55,110 -Excuse me. Very drunk man coming through. -Yeah. 508 00:28:55,194 --> 00:28:58,447 Guys. Guys, guys, guys. I think we should take the boys to the pub. 509 00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:01,742 Oh, I am so done, Sass. Sorry. 510 00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:03,911 Think I'm tapping out for the evening too, actually. 511 00:29:03,994 --> 00:29:08,081 So I have to take 18 young, handsome men all by myself? 512 00:29:08,165 --> 00:29:09,958 Oh, trauma. 513 00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:12,419 -All right then. See you later. -Bye. I love you. 514 00:29:12,503 --> 00:29:15,422 Amigos, I can't find my tropical shirt. 515 00:29:15,506 --> 00:29:16,507 He's so drunk. 516 00:29:16,590 --> 00:29:18,675 You won't need it, you won't need it. 517 00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:20,427 Right, want a lift back to the hotel? 518 00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:24,765 Oh, no. Um, I think I'm gonna walk, actually. 519 00:29:29,061 --> 00:29:31,021 Unless you want me to come with you, 'cause that I can do. 520 00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:33,357 -I'm fine. Really. -Yeah? 521 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,526 Besides, that was yesterday. 522 00:29:37,778 --> 00:29:40,280 -You're wasting valuable time. -Yeah, yeah. I'm going, I'm going. 523 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:01,635 Oh, this is me. 524 00:30:02,678 --> 00:30:06,348 I'm sharing a suite with Rebecca. We've got separate bedrooms though. 525 00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:24,074 Good night.