1 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:10,177 You're hearing AFC Richmond being booed lustily by their home fans, 2 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:13,472 and you have to say, not without good reason. 3 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:15,807 2-0. We're better than that! 4 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:20,187 Jamie. Jamie. Sorry, I didn't put that cross where you wanted it. 5 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,105 Forget it, mate. 6 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:24,691 Hey, would it be too forward if I gave you some advice 7 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:26,735 that might help improve your game a bit? 8 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:27,819 No. Please, anything. 9 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:31,281 What you need to do is get yourself a time machine, and go back to the moment 10 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:34,493 when your mom was about to fuck a sad little man with no athletic talent. 11 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:39,248 Pull her off him, fly her to Argentina, and drop her onto Maradona's cock. 12 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:42,334 Hope that helps, mate. 13 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:44,503 Right, that's it. 14 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,005 I'm done with you being a prick to everyone. 15 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:53,512 So, either I beat up an old man, or I let an old man beat me up. 16 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,558 Fuck it. Let's go. 17 00:00:58,016 --> 00:00:59,268 Fucking-- 18 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:01,770 Hey, hey, hey! 19 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:05,274 Easy, easy, easy now! 20 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:07,359 Coach, tell these boys what the first rule of my fight club is. 21 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:10,320 -No fight club! -No fight club. Okay? You understand? 22 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:14,199 For the love of Pistol Pete, y'all. We still got a second half to play. 23 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:16,118 Now, please, sit down. Everybody. 24 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,080 Gaffer saved you, old man. 25 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:25,586 Call me old... 26 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:27,880 one more time. 27 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,051 Sorry... 28 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:35,888 granddad. 29 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:37,681 I'll fucking kill you! 30 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:06,335 Table four is done and shall from now on be known as the boring table. 31 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,419 But that's where I'm sitting. 32 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:13,759 I haven't placed Elaine Kenner. Awful woman. 33 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:17,262 She won't be attending tonight. She was kicked in the face by her horse. 34 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:19,431 That poor thing. Is the horse okay? 35 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:25,854 Looks like we still got ourselves a team divided here. 36 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:28,273 Coach, you know what I'm thinkin' about right now? 37 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,734 -West Side Story? -You know it. Sharks and Jets. 38 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:31,818 You think these fellas 39 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,696 could solve their problems with a dance-off at a gymnasium? 40 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:36,406 Course, if memory serves, 41 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:40,035 Riff and Bernardo ended up getting knifed to death at that particular event. 42 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:42,329 No, they didn't die until the rumble afterwards. 43 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:43,497 Right. Right, right, right. 44 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,582 When I was 15, I was understudy for Anita. 45 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:47,876 All-boys school. 46 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,713 We have peeled yet another juicy layer of the Nathan onion. 47 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,674 Coach Beard! 48 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:58,804 For dinner tonight, it's either chicken or steak! 49 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,347 You can't tick both! 50 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:01,974 Okay! 51 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:03,475 Busted. 52 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:04,685 And Ted! 53 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:09,314 -Yeah! -I need to know who your plus-one is! 54 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:12,192 Well, that'd be Mr. Two Entrées here. 55 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:14,945 No, he's already bringing a date! 56 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:19,324 Hey, you free tonight? 57 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,910 -I'm free every night, yeah. -Okay. 58 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:24,121 -I'm gonna bring Nathan! -Who? 59 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:26,623 Nate the Great! He's gonna be my date! 60 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,585 And for obvious reasons, we'd love to be at table eight! 61 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:31,295 No! 62 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,463 And Beard, you're having chicken! 63 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:38,510 Hey, boss. 64 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:40,637 Pajama Friday? Wish I woulda known. 65 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,639 You're gonna get a kick outta this story. 66 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,933 -When I was 17-- -Ted, let me just stop you there 67 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:47,394 before you tell me a folksy anecdote about you and pajamas. 68 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,313 Okay. When you change your mind, just let me know, 69 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,190 'cause this one is a doozy. 70 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:53,859 Sorry, was there anything you needed? 'Cause I'm really-- 71 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,987 I was wondering if me, Roy and Jamie could all sit at the same table tonight. 72 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,071 -Is that possible? -Yes. 73 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:00,949 Great! 'Cause I got some fences I need to mend, and I think that might do the trick. 74 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:02,951 -Ted, I just said yes. -Right. 75 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:06,121 Oh, God, that one's absolutely beautiful, but... 76 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,374 I don't think I can get away with that anymore. 77 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,376 Sure you could. Fashion's all about confidence. 78 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:14,421 If I didn't have any confidence, I never would've worn pajamas to my prom 79 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:15,881 and ended up in jail the rest of that night. 80 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,841 But you don't wanna hear that story, so I ain't gonna tell it. 81 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,176 You know what? I'll get outta your hair. 82 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,803 You're probably all revved up because of the big shindig, right? 83 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,305 No, no, no. I'm absolutely fine. 84 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:26,141 I mean, even when Rupert and I were running the gala together, 85 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:28,060 I did most of the work myself. 86 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:29,603 So, I'm not revved up at all. 87 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:32,564 I'm actually, really, feeling quite mellow. 88 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:34,858 Good afternoon. We have a huge problem. 89 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:37,819 Our musical guest, Robbie Williams, has canceled. 90 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:38,904 God! 91 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,113 Oh, no. Who is that? 92 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:44,952 No, no, no. That's absolutely fine. It's not a problem. Let me just think. 93 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:47,204 All right, here's what we're going to do, Higgins. 94 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:50,374 Tonight, when I tell everyone that Robbie has canceled, 95 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:54,086 by then it won't matter because you will have found someone better. 96 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,171 -There ya are. -Right. 97 00:04:56,255 --> 00:05:00,092 I am a world-class problem solver. 98 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:03,554 There it is. You got it. Catch it! Yep! Look at that! 99 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:06,139 You got this, Higgins! 100 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,183 And Rebecca's grateful for all your hard work! 101 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:09,268 Thank you, Ted! 102 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,485 No. I hate it, babe. 103 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:21,780 It's just not me. There's no hood, no zips. 104 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:23,031 There's no graffiti. 105 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:26,493 No graffiti. 106 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,037 Mad. I look like a banker. 107 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:31,582 Not with trousers that tight around the crotch, you don't. 108 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:34,293 Fine. I look like a banker with a great cock. 109 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,461 Babe, if those existed, we wouldn't be together. 110 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:39,423 Whatever. 111 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:40,841 Okay. 112 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:44,720 Look, you're gonna get more endorsements when you start embracing high fashion. 113 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,555 I'm just trying to help build up your brand. 114 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,391 Jamie, no. What are you doing? 115 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:50,684 I'm doing... 116 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:52,895 style. 117 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:57,149 Yeah, people don't know it, but I'm good at this fashion shit. 118 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,610 -Are you? -Yeah, I'm like a progeny. 119 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,028 Oh, yeah? 120 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,322 Oi. Down, boy. 121 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,242 That's a good boy. Find the treat, yeah. 122 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,163 Hey, hon. 123 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:14,374 Shoot, I was hoping I'd catch ya. Got your message. 124 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:17,461 Playing a little phone tag, it appears. And you are now it. 125 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:19,713 Hey. Guess what. 126 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,965 I'm wearing the suit you told me I should bring. 127 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,926 You were right, as always. 128 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:29,515 Yeah. Okay, so, that's it. I love-- I miss ya. 129 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:32,142 And just go ahead and give the little guy a squeeze for me. 130 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,644 I'll talk to you soon. Bye. 131 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,397 Hey. All right, now. 132 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:39,149 Gotta love a troubadour. 133 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:40,317 Here we go. 134 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,946 Holy moly, look at you. 135 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:45,489 -Hope I'm not too early. -No. 136 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,366 Or too late. I was trying to go for somewhere in between. 137 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,284 Yeah, no. You threaded that needle perfectly, Nate. 138 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:50,536 -Good. -Yeah, nailed it. 139 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:52,788 Hey, let me ask you something. 140 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:55,207 Are you one of those guys that likes it if your friends tell you 141 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:58,210 -you got a piece of food in your teeth? -Absolutely, yeah. 142 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:01,046 Okay, good. 'Cause that suit does not fit at all. 143 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,965 -Really? -Yeah. 144 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,759 I was gonna buy one, but, you know, they're so expensive. 145 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:07,678 -I just thought I'd borrow my dad's. -I hear ya. 146 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:10,430 Hey. We'll make a little pit stop. Come on, follow me. 147 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:11,348 Yeah. 148 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:18,063 What you lookin' at? 149 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:22,442 You boys all right? How's my suit? All good? Yeah? 150 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:23,735 This is great. 151 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:26,488 Hey, thank you, guys, so much for taking my picture. 152 00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:27,573 What are your names? 153 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:31,243 So you're Jerry, and you're Dave. 154 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:33,203 What you all came for. 155 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:35,706 Left eyebrow. Right eyebrow. 156 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:37,541 Confused look. 157 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:41,128 Yeah, now for the one that you'll actually use. 158 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,588 That's it, darling. How about a kiss? 159 00:07:47,843 --> 00:07:50,053 -Romance is not dead. -Guys, sorry, sorry. I just-- 160 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,763 -Gonna let them take a picture. -Yeah. Yeah. 161 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:53,265 I just need to get inside. Okay. 162 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,726 Rebecca, over here! 163 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,853 -Nice, ladies. -Rebecca, over here! 164 00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,771 -You look perfect. -Now, look to your left. 165 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:00,939 I hate this part. 166 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,816 -Miss Welton. -Lovely. Nice. 167 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:04,318 Hey. 168 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,737 Just put one foot in front of the other, yeah? 169 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,781 And then put your hand on your hip and make, like, a claw shape. 170 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:11,533 It's the most flattering. 171 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,453 -Rebecca, give us a smile. -Rebecca! 172 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:20,292 Look at her. She's fucking fit! 173 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,183 Don't strut. Let the suit do the work. 174 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,024 Ted Lasso. My God. 175 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:45,234 Right back at ya, boss. 176 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:47,319 I had a hunch you were gonna pick this dress. 177 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:49,321 And may I say, you are wearing the heck out of it. 178 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:50,822 Thank you. 179 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:53,283 Check out Nate. Looking pretty dapper himself, huh? 180 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:54,493 Great to see you again. 181 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,370 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 182 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,998 -If you'll both excuse me. -Absolutely, yeah. Go do your thing. 183 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,502 Look, there's Beard over there. 184 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:05,420 That's his new gal, Jane. 185 00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:08,340 Yeah, they met at his Friday night chess club. 186 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,425 Apparently, they liked each other's moves. 187 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:13,971 That wasn't a joke. 188 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,055 Was it not? 189 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:16,557 I guess it kinda was. 190 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:21,562 No. No. Fuck off. Fuck you. No. No. 191 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:23,522 Yeah, I know. 192 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:29,444 This is gonna be so uncomfortable. 193 00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:32,656 -I'm switching tables. -No, no, no. Hey. Come on back here. 194 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:33,782 This is my doing. 195 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:36,076 I parent trapped y'all. Take a seat. 196 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:41,832 Now, listen. You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half. 197 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,458 And when it comes to locker rooms, 198 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,544 I like 'em just like my mother's bathing suits. 199 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,421 I only wanna see 'em in one piece, you hear? 200 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:48,714 So we're fixing this. 201 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,799 Tell me what's the biggest issue you got with each other. Go. 202 00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:52,050 He's a piece of shit. 203 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:54,803 If his brain was on fire, I wouldn't piss in his ear. 204 00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:57,222 Well, hey. You don't need to be best friends to be great teammates. 205 00:09:57,306 --> 00:10:00,392 Think about Shaq and Kobe, right? Lennon and McCartney. 206 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,686 Heck, even Woody and Buzz got under each other's plastic. 207 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:03,937 Wasn't Woody made out of cloth? 208 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:06,106 I appreciate you, Nate, but now's not the time. 209 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,984 You know what all those dynamic duos had in common? 210 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,152 Mutual respect. 211 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,864 Y'all gotta find some common ground. So who wants to get the ball rollin'? 212 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,199 I do. 213 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:20,204 Nate, that's a very nice suit. I think you look chic. 214 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:24,458 Thank you. It's actually only the second suit I've ever owned. 215 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:27,586 The first one was my suit when I was a naked baby. 216 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:33,133 Sorry, it's funny when Ted says it. I-- 217 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:34,551 Well, the term "birthday suit" 218 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,678 -woulda helped you a ton there, yeah. -Oh, God, yeah. 219 00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:39,348 Come on, let's try this again, all right? Hey, Jamie. You wanna go? 220 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:40,682 Pass. 221 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,393 -Roy. -He's a piece of shit. 222 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,521 You're gonna stick with that, huh? Okay. 223 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,981 Here's an idea that's gonna help a little or hurt a whole lot. 224 00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:49,191 Who needs a drink? 225 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,156 Any progress with the musical guest? 226 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,783 I've talked to a number of agents 227 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:01,828 and made a fairly extensive list of those who cannot make it. 228 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,747 Process of elimination. We're on our way. 229 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,168 Hey, there she is. 230 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,046 You're working on your speech, huh? 231 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:15,384 Rupert was always very good at the public speaking part. 232 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:16,885 Hey, here's a little trick of the trade. 233 00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:20,430 Just make fun of yourself right off the bat, a little joke. 234 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:21,515 Folks will love that. 235 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:24,393 Okay, so, what should I make fun of myself about? 236 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:27,521 Right, right, right. 237 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:35,153 You know-- You know what would be-- No. Okay. 238 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:37,239 You're not gonna walk into that one, are you, Ted? 239 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,491 No, ma'am. Nope, nope, nope. Okay. 240 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,160 Good luck though. 241 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,665 You know what? I thought of something. No, no, no. 242 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,209 Queen to rook four. 243 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,337 Wait, are y'all playing a game without a board? 244 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:56,008 Sorry to interrupt. My fault. Sorry. Carry on. 245 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,052 Knight to king five. 246 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,767 Good evening, 247 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:10,647 and welcome to the Tenth Annual Benefit for Underprivileged Children. 248 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:15,611 If I could hug each of you as a thank you for your kind donations, well... 249 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:19,573 I probably wouldn't because, as we all know, I'm not much of a hugger. 250 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:25,829 Now, I do hope you've all brought your checkbooks with you for our auction later. 251 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:31,835 Because you can all bid on our very own Richmond players. 252 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:39,801 Same rule as always, no hanky-panky unless the player signs a waiver. 253 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:42,471 Rupert? 254 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:44,890 Hello, darling. 255 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,809 What a... lovely surprise. 256 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:49,895 Weren't you expecting me? 257 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,148 Only 'cause you RSVP'd no. 258 00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:56,485 Well, one of the perks of being a wealthy good-for-nothing. 259 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,780 Sometimes my nights just magically free up. 260 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,824 May I? Thank you. 261 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:09,373 Gals and gents, with your help, we raised £800,000 last year. 262 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:14,294 And this year, hopefully even more. 263 00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:18,507 Well, I know I'm crashing your party, but I so badly wanna help. 264 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,301 My fingers and toes are crossed that you will have me. 265 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:22,386 Of course. 266 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,888 Let's get him a seat at the boring table. 267 00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:26,807 Only joking. 268 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,601 Table four. Rupert Mannion, everyone. 269 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,151 Thanks, doll. 270 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,534 Oh, my God. 271 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:47,870 -Thank you. -That-- 272 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,415 Nathe, Nathe, Nathe. Come on. 273 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,458 Look, guys, this is a brand-new suit. 274 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,211 Rather than messing with me tonight, can you just get me two times tomorrow? 275 00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:57,838 Roy said we're not allowed anymore. 276 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,757 He fucking headbutted me. I'm still dizzy half the time. 277 00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,467 The doctors told me not to drink. 278 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,682 Shit. 279 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,475 Yet another reason shirts exist. 280 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:13,478 Shut up, it's not funny. Burned my nipple. 281 00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:16,273 I wish I was that ice cube. 282 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,152 I will be bidding for a night with you. 283 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,362 Thanks, love. 284 00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:25,991 Yeah, it's just a date though. It's not a whole night. So... 285 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,326 We'll see. 286 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,745 Mate, I've done these before. 287 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,623 If she bids over 3,000, you will have to fuck her. 288 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,543 -Is that true? -You don't have to go all the way. 289 00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:38,879 Just, like, some of the way. 290 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:40,797 Fingering. 291 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,720 Fuck you. Fuck this table. 292 00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:49,056 Jamie, it was a joke. 293 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,767 It was a joke. Jamie. 294 00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:54,603 What happened now? 295 00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:59,107 Just the usual. Jamie being a little bitch prima donna. 296 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,444 Roy, let me ask you something. 297 00:15:02,528 --> 00:15:04,154 What were you like when you were 23? 298 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,657 Playing in this league, making all that money. 299 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:10,285 -Little bitch prima donna. -Yeah. 300 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,830 You know how they say that "youth is wasted on the young"? 301 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,669 Well, I say don't let the wisdom of age be wasted on you. 302 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,129 Ted? 303 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,218 I just came up with that. I feel pretty good about it. 304 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,060 I just wanted to say thanks for talking to Colin and Isaac. 305 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,770 Why is your face so close to mine? 306 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:39,940 Well, my initial plan was to hug you, but I just chickened out just now. 307 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:41,775 Right. 308 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,531 -Okay, we're done. -Yeah. 309 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,911 Ted, I'd like to introduce you to Rupert Mannion. 310 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,539 -Mr. Mannion, how are you? -It's Rupert, Ted. 311 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,250 Especially for the man who's managing my club. 312 00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:00,502 Used to be your club. 313 00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:04,089 Of course, of course, but... it's still my club in here, love. 314 00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:06,800 Love of a sports team is a lifetime obsession. 315 00:16:06,884 --> 00:16:07,718 -Yeah. -Yeah. 316 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,553 Kinda like your best friend's older sister, right? 317 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:10,929 Hey, but do me a favor. 318 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,724 If you're ever in Kansas City and come across a fella named Tom Dineen, 319 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,017 don't tell him I said that. 320 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,770 I love that. 321 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,065 I don't love our last two losses though. 322 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,400 -Horrible showing. -Yeah. 323 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,776 Had to say it, wish I didn't. 324 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:27,696 It's okay. Who knows? Maybe we'll turn it around, huh? 325 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,116 Oh, my God. I believe you. 326 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,284 Do you believe him? 327 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,998 Night's gonna take a turn for the worse if you say no. 328 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,250 Of course I believe in Ted. 329 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:42,961 He's exactly what we've needed. 330 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,381 Not too much champagne now, dear. 331 00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:48,509 Gotta stay sharp for the auction. 332 00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:50,802 Why don't you do the auction? 333 00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,305 No, I couldn't. This is your night. 334 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,557 We both know they'd rather see you. 335 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:59,144 And besides, it's... for the children. 336 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,063 For the children. 337 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:06,609 Right. If you'll excuse me, I need to speak to the other guests. 338 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,694 I must say, I love that dress. 339 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,323 It's very youthful. 340 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,660 Good for you for getting back out there looking like that. 341 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:16,744 Thank you. 342 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,123 Excuse me. 343 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:21,916 Ted. 344 00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,545 It's been a hard year for her. Is she okay? 345 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,587 Yeah, she's great. 346 00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:29,591 You know, a lot of moving pieces putting together a thing like this though. 347 00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:34,012 And then she had this fella... Robbie Williams cancel on her and-- 348 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,097 -Robbie? -Yeah. 349 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,932 Well, he's an old pal of mine. 350 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,852 I'm happy to text him. I bet you I can get his ass over here. 351 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,854 I bet she'd love it. 352 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:45,232 I'll go track her down and run it up the flagpole, huh? 353 00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:47,818 I'm sorry. That's an expression from back home. 354 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,863 -Just means I'm gonna ask her. -Fabulous. Showtime. 355 00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:52,155 All right, go get 'em. 356 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:55,534 Can I get something stronger, like a Jack on the rocks or something? 357 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:58,370 A double and a single in one. A triple. 358 00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:03,000 Ladies and gentlemen, slight change in plans. 359 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:07,171 I have been cajoled into being your auctioneer for this evening. 360 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:13,427 And our first victim is Jamie Tartt. 361 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,390 Babe, you have to win me. 362 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,517 I can't bid on my own boyfriend. I'll look pathetic. 363 00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,519 Babe, it's 2020. Women can do anything. 364 00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:25,105 No, it's not happening. Come on, you look hot. Go up there! 365 00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:29,693 Look at him, folks. Young, gorgeous, charming. The bastard. 366 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,654 So, we'll start with £5,000. 367 00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:34,323 I want him, Rupert. 368 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,618 Five thousand from Cheryl Barnaby. 369 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:40,329 Richmond's premier breeder of Shetland ponies. 370 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,164 Do we hear six? 371 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,209 Six thousand. 372 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,752 Six. Thank you. 373 00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:49,838 -Seven thousand. -Seven thousand. 374 00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:51,256 Ten thousand. 375 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,551 Stunning. 376 00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:57,679 And that applies to the bid and the bidder. 377 00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,015 I don't think so. 378 00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,018 -Twelve thousand pounds. -Fourteen thousand. 379 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,603 Fourteen thousand! 380 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:05,812 Sixteen thousand. 381 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:07,022 Eighteen. 382 00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:10,317 Eighteen thousand. Do I hear any advance? 383 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,277 Yeah. Twenty-five thousand. 384 00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:17,366 Twenty-five thousand! Going once. Twice. 385 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,201 Sold to Keeley Jones. 386 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:24,206 Why spend the time with your boyfriend for free when you can have him for 25 grand? 387 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:25,707 You owe me. 388 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:33,173 Hey. There you are. Getting a little fresh air, huh? 389 00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:37,511 Yeah. Those rickshaw bike things are so silly, but they do look like fun. 390 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:38,428 Yeah. 391 00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:40,222 -You ever been on one? -No, ma'am. 392 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:44,810 My wife and I once rented one of those tandem bikes on vacation a while back. 393 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:48,188 Not the best experience. She broke her arm and I actually... 394 00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:51,775 Well, I chipped a tooth, and I bruised my perineum. 395 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,446 -Hey, you okay? -It's just... 396 00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,116 That man, he knows me. 397 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:04,204 I used to think his blunt honesty was noble rather than what it really is. 398 00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:05,289 Which is just... 399 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:10,294 the cruelest way of hiding his own insecurities. 400 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,922 He'd say wear this, eat that. 401 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,302 And I listened. 402 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:20,888 But now I'm alone. 403 00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:25,934 I'm alone, Ted. Just like he said I would be if I left. 404 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,690 I don't want to be alone. 405 00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:39,323 Hey. It's okay. Okay. 406 00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:56,715 You wanna hop on this thing and get the heck outta Dodge? Come on. 407 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:57,925 I wish. 408 00:20:59,218 --> 00:21:00,844 Not right now. Thank you though. 409 00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,184 Has he started the auction? 410 00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:08,644 Yeah, yeah. 411 00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:11,647 Good. I'm glad he's done that. We'll get much more money. 412 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,067 No matter what he does, they just love him. 413 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:21,031 -You wanna head back in? -No, you go ahead. 414 00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:22,699 I need to freshen up. 415 00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:26,745 I probably look like Robert Smith after he's woken up from a nap. 416 00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:30,123 Very emotional man. Yeah. 417 00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:31,375 Okay, I'll see you inside. 418 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,304 When I was coming up, 419 00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:46,807 there was this old geezer at the club, Doug Stashwick. 420 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:48,976 He was always on me. Hated each other. 421 00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:51,728 -You wanna know how we won the league? -No. 422 00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:54,731 It was the same shit Yankee Doodle was peddling. 423 00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:57,109 He sat me down and he said, "Let's get it all out there. 424 00:21:57,192 --> 00:22:00,070 You tell me why I'm a prick, and I'll tell you why you are." 425 00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:04,324 -You're a nasty bastard-- -No, I'm going first. 426 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:08,871 Even though I know I should pass to you... 427 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:11,874 you're so selfish and arrogant. 428 00:22:11,957 --> 00:22:14,084 Every time I do, it makes me want to fucking puke. 429 00:22:16,587 --> 00:22:20,257 You know, I had a poster of you on my wall when I was a kid. 430 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,594 Used to love watching you play. 431 00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:28,348 But you're not the player that you used to be, 432 00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:30,684 and just because you won a few trophies, 433 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,854 you walk around here expecting everyone to kiss your ring. 434 00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:39,193 Yeah, I can be like that. 435 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:47,618 Now's the bit where you admit to what I said. 436 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,369 I don't wanna. 437 00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:53,207 Even if it is just... 438 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:55,751 a little bit true. 439 00:23:01,215 --> 00:23:03,300 You and that Doug bloke, you ever become friends? 440 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,427 Fuck no. I hope he's dead. 441 00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:08,764 To you dying. 442 00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:12,434 Such a prick. 443 00:23:15,646 --> 00:23:16,897 Howdy, partner. 444 00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:21,777 So, you ask Rebecca what she thought about texting Robbie? 445 00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:25,781 You know what? I couldn't find her. I say don't worry about it. 446 00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:28,450 If you change your mind, say the word and-- sent. 447 00:23:28,534 --> 00:23:30,869 He'll be right over. Top up. 448 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,705 Hey, Rupert, something just occurred to me. 449 00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:37,251 If you could've texted Robbie Williams asking him to come tonight... 450 00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:42,172 you could've probably just as easily asked him not to come. 451 00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:47,427 Well, now, that would've made me a real piece of shit, wouldn't it? 452 00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:57,688 Hey, Ted. Do you think Rebecca knows what the real Adele looks like? 453 00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:01,149 I need to go on a little adventure, and I need a copilot. 454 00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:03,861 -And you want me? -Yeah. Forget the rest, I need the best. 455 00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:05,153 Come on, follow me. 456 00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:13,120 -Thank you, by the way. -Huh? 457 00:24:13,537 --> 00:24:17,624 The red carpet photos are already online, 458 00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:21,336 and I actually look all right for once. 459 00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:22,921 Glad to help. 460 00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:27,634 Keeley? 461 00:24:27,718 --> 00:24:28,719 I think you should know 462 00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:32,639 that the young woman that was bidding on Jamie was actually his other plus-one. 463 00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:36,435 Cheeky little prick. 464 00:24:39,897 --> 00:24:42,399 -Can I have a sip of your drink? -Yes. 465 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,609 Thanks. 466 00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:46,528 In anything else, I hate olives. 467 00:24:46,612 --> 00:24:50,824 I think the little, like, orange clitoris thing is really freaky. 468 00:24:53,911 --> 00:24:55,287 Have you ever dated a footballer? 469 00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:58,373 -What? -Sorry. 470 00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:02,252 I shouldn't laugh. It sounds... judgy. 471 00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:04,463 No, it's okay. You are a bit judgy. 472 00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:07,549 So when I was 18, I dated a footballer that was 23. 473 00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:13,013 Now I'm close to 30, and I am still dating a 23-year-old footballer. 474 00:25:14,306 --> 00:25:15,974 I'm Leonardo DiCaprio. 475 00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:19,019 They are pretty fun though. 476 00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,523 Simple, rich, fit. 477 00:25:22,606 --> 00:25:24,316 What about accountable? 478 00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:26,026 What do you mean? 479 00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:29,780 Well, I mean, everyone makes mistakes, but... 480 00:25:31,657 --> 00:25:34,284 I was married to a man for 12 years 481 00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:38,539 who never once took responsibility for any single one of them. 482 00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:49,174 Hi. 483 00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:50,259 -Hi. -I'm Keeley. 484 00:25:50,342 --> 00:25:51,343 Hi, I'm Bex. 485 00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:53,220 -Really nice to meet you, Bex. -Nice to meet you. 486 00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:55,389 Do you mind if I just have a minute on my own with this one? 487 00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:58,225 Yeah, sure. Lovely to meet you. 488 00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:01,061 She your new girlfriend? 489 00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:04,773 Relax, babe. It's all part of the branding plan, innit? 490 00:26:04,857 --> 00:26:07,776 If I've got two women bidding on me, it makes me look more valuable. 491 00:26:07,860 --> 00:26:08,944 Do you know what I mean? 492 00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:10,988 It's fucking smart, eh? 493 00:26:11,697 --> 00:26:17,452 And now, the only former Champions League winner on the menu, say hello to Roy Kent. 494 00:26:17,536 --> 00:26:18,579 Granddad. 495 00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:26,336 And the highest bidder gets to spend a day at a swanky hotel by the pool 496 00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:29,965 drinking frozen daiquiris and soaking up the rays-- 497 00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:32,259 No, we said there's no daiquiris and no rays. 498 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:37,306 There's not gonna be a fucking pool either. We're not leaving SW14. 499 00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:40,058 You looked so jealous. It was so cool. 500 00:26:40,142 --> 00:26:42,019 You think jealousy is cool, do you? 501 00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:43,604 Don't know, babe. I don't get jealous. 502 00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:47,065 Well, can we have 100 quid for what's turning out to be a very boring date? 503 00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:48,859 All right. A thousand pounds. 504 00:26:50,319 --> 00:26:53,739 -Any advances on that? -Two thousand pounds! 505 00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:57,075 Cheryl's got fire inside her. 506 00:26:57,159 --> 00:27:00,078 -Three thousand pounds. -Babe, you're just embarrassing yourself. 507 00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:02,623 Four thousand pounds! 508 00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:03,790 Five thousand! 509 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,835 Six thousand pounds. 510 00:27:06,919 --> 00:27:08,879 -Any advance on six? -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 511 00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:12,049 Okay, sold to Cheryl. 512 00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:24,728 That concludes the auction, apart from one small surprise. 513 00:27:25,604 --> 00:27:31,527 I am personally donating £1 million to the cause. 514 00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:35,155 Thank you. 515 00:27:35,656 --> 00:27:37,449 Thank you very much. Thank you. 516 00:27:37,533 --> 00:27:43,705 And that, I believe, gets Rebecca over her goal of 800,000. Thank you. 517 00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:48,794 For the children, eh? 518 00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:01,640 Rebecca. 519 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:05,644 This here is Cam Cole. He's an undiscovered mega-talent. 520 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,187 Go on, Cam. Show 'em what you got. 521 00:28:11,441 --> 00:28:12,442 Are you insane? 522 00:28:12,526 --> 00:28:16,488 Hey, Rebecca. You do not wanna judge this book by its cover right here, okay? 523 00:28:17,865 --> 00:28:18,866 The hell with it. 524 00:28:20,617 --> 00:28:21,618 Yes. 525 00:28:22,911 --> 00:28:27,916 Hello again. Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that... 526 00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:33,297 Robbie Williams is unable to be here tonight due to an emergency. 527 00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:38,218 But we have a brilliant replacement for you who you are just going to love. 528 00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:41,180 Or, at least, have lots to talk about on the way home. 529 00:28:41,972 --> 00:28:47,603 All the way from outside... please welcome Cam something. 530 00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:56,111 Bollocks. 531 00:28:57,696 --> 00:28:58,697 What does that mean? 532 00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:18,592 Mama, sweet mama nature Please forgive us and what we've done 533 00:29:21,553 --> 00:29:23,889 Can we just forget about the game and go and have a dance? 534 00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:26,683 Queen to king five. Checkmate. 535 00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:36,777 We've gone and hurt our mama 536 00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:40,072 And her wrath has begun 537 00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:06,014 'Cause I'm a good boy to my mama 538 00:30:09,101 --> 00:30:13,814 But 539 00:30:13,897 --> 00:30:19,027 I've got bad siblings 540 00:30:27,536 --> 00:30:29,121 -Thank you so much. -You're so welcome. 541 00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:31,248 -We really had a great time. -Thank you so much. 542 00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:33,417 Good night. 543 00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:36,670 Thank you again for such an unbelievable donation. 544 00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:38,505 -See you again next year. -Can't wait. 545 00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:46,680 What a charmer, huh? 546 00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:48,390 Indeed. 547 00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:55,189 You may think that you're the only one that can see who he really is... 548 00:30:56,690 --> 00:30:57,691 but you're not. 549 00:31:04,823 --> 00:31:06,325 Oh, boy. You all right, buddy? 550 00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:10,245 -Quick. -All right. 551 00:31:10,329 --> 00:31:11,330 Fun night. 552 00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:15,125 Hey, wait, hold on. Slow down, Coach. 553 00:31:19,171 --> 00:31:20,964 Will you stop being mad at me now? 554 00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:25,219 I'm sorry, babe. 555 00:31:27,638 --> 00:31:29,598 Do you even know what you're sorry for, Jamie? 556 00:31:30,474 --> 00:31:31,600 You always ask me that. 557 00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:34,520 Hey, do me a favor. 558 00:31:34,603 --> 00:31:36,605 Don't use me as a prop in your little fights. 559 00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:38,732 Made me feel like an idiot. 560 00:31:41,068 --> 00:31:42,903 I'm sorry. I-- 561 00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:44,655 I shouldn't have done that. 562 00:31:45,906 --> 00:31:46,907 Thanks. 563 00:31:47,533 --> 00:31:49,868 No one was bidding on you anyway, mate. Just fuck off. 564 00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:52,412 Go on. 565 00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:58,210 What are you saying sorry to him for? 566 00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:00,712 Being accountable matters, Jamie. 567 00:32:03,674 --> 00:32:04,675 We're done. 568 00:32:06,093 --> 00:32:07,094 I'll see you around. 569 00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:11,932 Whatever. 570 00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:20,566 Excuse me, can I take these? 571 00:32:20,649 --> 00:32:21,650 Two? 572 00:32:31,451 --> 00:32:33,120 Do you wanna go get, like, really drunk? 573 00:32:33,537 --> 00:32:36,248 -Yes, I do. -Then we can go rob a bank or something. 574 00:32:43,005 --> 00:32:45,048 Michelle and Henry are coming out next weekend. 575 00:32:45,132 --> 00:32:46,508 -Hey, that's great, Coach. -Yeah. 576 00:32:47,217 --> 00:32:49,511 So come on, tell me about you and Jane. What happened? 577 00:32:50,095 --> 00:32:51,221 I did it again. 578 00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:54,016 -Put the game before the dame, huh? -Yup. 579 00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:55,809 When are you gonna learn, Coach?