1 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,301 Fuck! 2 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,849 Siri, call Shithead. 3 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:03,897 Good morning. 4 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:06,859 There is nothing in The Sun about Ted and Keeley. 5 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:08,861 Nothing. Are you in your office? 6 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:10,153 Of course I am. 7 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,238 Then get up here now. 8 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,367 Bye, boys. Tell Mum I love her. 9 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,203 Knock, knock. Hey, boss, I don't know about you, 10 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:20,747 but I had an absolute peach of a Sunday. 11 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:21,832 Here you go. 12 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,252 Yeah, finally saw Big Ben. 13 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,588 Boy, I thought I'd seen the biggest clock there was. 14 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:29,423 When I was a kid, my folks took me 15 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:32,009 to the Allen-Bradley Clock Tower up there in Milwaukee. 16 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,760 They ended up leaving me there all by myself. 17 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:36,763 Yeah, three hours and 42 minutes. You know how I know that? 18 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,140 You were staring at a clock? 19 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,517 I was staring at a clock. That's exactly right. Yeah, bingo. 20 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:41,810 That's a little bit of a mystery puzzle. 21 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:43,395 You figured it out right away. You're a sharp cookie. 22 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:44,479 -Ted. -Yeah. 23 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,899 Speaking as we were mere moments ago, about time, 24 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:48,692 I unfortunately don't have any. 25 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,569 I have a branding meeting, so... 26 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,529 I always feel so bad for the cows, 27 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,781 but you gotta do it otherwise they get lost. 28 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,120 That was a branding joke. 29 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:01,496 If we were in Kansas right now, 30 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:04,249 I'd just be sitting here waiting for you to finish laughing. Yeah. 31 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,502 I'll see ya tomorrow, okay? 32 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:09,463 -Okay. Counting the minutes. -Yeah, there you are. 33 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:34,404 All right. Let's see what we got here. I've got this fella up here, the goalie. 34 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,657 Then all these guys over here, okay? 35 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,409 And going over here, going over that way. 36 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,079 This son of a gun's gonna go all the way down here. 37 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:47,626 Crystal Palace kicked our booties last week. 38 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:50,712 And this here, is our current offense that we are running, 39 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,881 and I think it stinks! 40 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:55,342 Get rid of it. 41 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:01,640 Now, you might be wondering why'd I draw all that up there just to erase it. 42 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,851 And that is because I believe in symbolic gestures. 43 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,686 As do I. 44 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,105 What time did you get home last night? 45 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,566 -Didn't. -Really? 46 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:14,069 Now, look, our whole offense right now is all give-and-go. 47 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,655 Give the ball to Jamie and everyone else can go to hell. 48 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:19,575 So, I am officially on the prowl for any new ideas, you hear? 49 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:23,620 -You got something, Nate? -No. 50 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:25,998 So... 51 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:28,333 No. No. God, no. Never mind, I'm sorry. 52 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:30,919 Come on now. You're one of us. Let's go. Fire away. What do you got? 53 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:33,714 Okay, right. Well, it's just... No, other pocket. 54 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,591 It's just something that I thought of. 55 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,136 Sorry. Jesus. 56 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,054 Not that one. 57 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,265 You know what, it's not even very good. 58 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,392 It's probably really bad. It's embarrassing even. 59 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,476 -I just-- -Sorry, Nate. 60 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,396 I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don't believe in themselves. 61 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:50,731 I'm gonna ask you real quick again. 62 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:52,941 -Do you think this idea will work? -Yeah, I do. 63 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,028 -Why you screaming at us, Nate? -God! 64 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,696 We're right here. 65 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,990 All right, come on now. Walk us through it. 66 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:03,202 Okay. So, I thought if we started the attack on the wing, 67 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:04,620 Jamie could run through nearside, 68 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:07,414 then when the defense follows, Sam could fill his spot. 69 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,249 So, use Jamie as a decoy? 70 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,334 No. 71 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:14,171 No. Well, yeah, in-- Yeah, in this case, yes. 72 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:16,339 Let's give it a shot. 73 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,343 What, you're gonna use my play? 74 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,637 Yeah. I mean, we're gonna try it on, see if it fits. 75 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,055 You know, it might not. 76 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,933 Then again, it might be a very flattering silhouette, 77 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,809 and I might wear it right outta the store. 78 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,645 Makes me feel good and I start to strut. 79 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:32,898 I'm like, "I like this. I like the way this makes me feel." 80 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,274 Show him your strut, Coach. 81 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:37,194 Yeah, there you go. Oh, yeah. Yep, that's how to strut. 82 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,820 Let me see you strut, Nate. Come on. 83 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:42,074 There you go, Nate. Yeah, that's one way to do it. 84 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:43,283 There you go. 85 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:45,619 You look a little angry, but that's all right. 86 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,371 That's my fault. I forgot the pitch is right this way. 87 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:48,872 Come on, let's go. Strut this way. Here we go. 88 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,123 Still strutting. 89 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,000 -I'll see you later. Yeah. -Yeah. 90 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,505 Ted! Hey, have you got a minute? 91 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:59,675 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything okay? -Yeah, yeah. No, it's fine, yeah. 92 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,847 -It's not fine. Everything's shit. -Oh, no. 93 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,307 This was gonna be the front page of The Sun today. 94 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:09,309 "Manager Shags Star Player's Girlfriend." 95 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,770 I think a more accurate headline would be, 96 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:15,566 "Manager Innocently Feeds Young Woman Whose Relationship Does Not Define Her." 97 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,150 Ted, this is really bad! 98 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:20,320 Except I look insanely fit in this picture. 99 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:23,073 Yeah, no, it's beautiful light. 100 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,742 My friend who works at the paper said he can hold this story for one day 101 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,202 as a favor. 102 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:30,539 When this shit hits, Jamie is going to go mental. 103 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:32,082 There's going to be photographers all over us. 104 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,000 Right, right. 105 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,960 The next picture of me will not be this perfect. 106 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:37,421 I am gonna be mid-sneeze face, like-- 107 00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:42,718 -Guess what the headline will be. -Gesundheit? 108 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:45,012 "Jamie's Tart Breaks Tartt's Heart." 109 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,431 -Did you just come up with that? -Yeah. 110 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,641 -Everyone would read that. -Of course they would. 111 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:52,019 You have no idea the power of rhyming in this goddamn country. 112 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,145 Yeah. 113 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:55,856 "Lasso Makes Passo and Creates Team Fiasco." 114 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:57,941 Keeley's got bars. 115 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:01,028 Yeah, I'm cute as a button and I can rhyme my ass off. 116 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,906 God, it's no wonder they want to destroy me. 117 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:05,908 Yeah, yeah. 118 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:14,458 Sorry, it took me so long to get up the stairs. 119 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:18,545 I was... stopped to talk by about a hundred people. 120 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:19,963 Still nothing. 121 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,090 Get someone to run the story about Ted and Keeley. 122 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:26,678 -Hey, boss. -Ted! And Keeley. Hello. 123 00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:29,014 Hey, I found that in the hall. Yeah. 124 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,099 So, we got ourselves a situation here. 125 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:32,726 Go ahead, show her the picture, yeah. 126 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:36,396 See? And the fucking Sun is running it tomorrow. 127 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,689 Honestly, these people, 128 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:40,651 they just have no regard for people's privacy and dignity. 129 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:44,321 Yeah, I'm gonna find the piece of shit that took this and who hired them. 130 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,906 No, no. Not necessary. 131 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:49,368 I know the owner of the paper. I can get this stopped with a phone call. 132 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:52,913 Really? Oh, my God. Thank you. 133 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,248 See, what I tell ya, huh? 134 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:57,209 This woman right here is strong, confident and powerful. 135 00:06:57,292 --> 00:07:00,212 Boss, I tell ya, I'd hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, 136 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:02,256 but I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off it either. 137 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,091 That's not a compliment I've had before. 138 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,011 -You do have perfect action figure-y arms. -Yeah. 139 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:11,139 There's another one. Anyway, glad to help. 140 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:13,100 -All right. Yeah. -Thank you. 141 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:15,352 -Okay. -See y'all later. 142 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,064 There's no way she can trace that photo back to me, can she? 143 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:21,400 -Yes. -What do you mean "yes"? 144 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,194 Did you not use an alias or a burner phone? 145 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:29,575 I'm not a spy, Rebecca. I'm just the director of football operations. 146 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,743 And equally proficient at both. 147 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:34,538 Well, thank you. Wait... 148 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:38,709 Okay, here we go. Sam lays it for Dickson. 149 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:39,668 Okay, nice touch. 150 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:43,881 Switch to Bumbercatch. 151 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,550 Jamie decoys through. 152 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,760 -Sam wide open. -There it is! 153 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:58,187 Nice play, Nate. How you feel? 154 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:01,523 I just don't know. So many new feelings. Yeah. 155 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:03,025 Kinda like getting your first pube, right? 156 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:04,109 -Yeah. What? -Here we go. 157 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:06,945 All right. Hey. Nice work. 158 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:08,030 Okay, now, gentlemen, 159 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,615 here's the other thing we're gonna start focusing on. 160 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:11,909 Making quicker transitions from offense to defense. 161 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:15,120 Y'all gotta start making your hellos goodbyes. You understand? 162 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:17,247 Easiest way to get that done well is to do it well. 163 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:20,083 But aside from that, you gotta be in great shape, right? 164 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,128 So, we are all gonna run two laps around this field. 165 00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:26,548 Anyone who loses to me has to run four more. Let's go! 166 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:30,052 -Okay, come on. What you got? -What's going on? 167 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,058 You're catching up. Don't cut that corner! 168 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:38,101 Come on. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man. 169 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,520 Faster, boys! 170 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,565 -Look at his face. -Colin, Isaac, please stop. 171 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,651 Yeah, it really hurts now. It really hurts. 172 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,945 Be careful, Colin, now. That's our new coach. 173 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,696 -Oh, right, boyo. -Yeah. 174 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:50,948 Sorry, gaffer. 175 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:53,075 Thank you. 176 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:59,248 Okay, way to run out there today, fellas. 177 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,208 You guys are much faster than me. 178 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:02,876 Except Coach Beard. 179 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,170 What's going on? I thought you ran track in high school or something. 180 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:06,255 Chess team, Coach. 181 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:07,506 Illinois State Champs, baby. 182 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,383 Okay, yeah. Illinois is a state, fellas. 183 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:12,302 One last thing, there are some gifts up in y'all's lockers. 184 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,805 In your little cubbies up there. So, hope you enjoy 'em. 185 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:29,903 It's a fucking book. 186 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:41,707 Nice one, bitch boy. 187 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,257 -Hey. -Yeah, I just thought you should know 188 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,926 that your boy Nathan's being harassed every single day 189 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:56,013 by Jamie and his little... side-pricks. 190 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,348 -Right. -So you know already? 191 00:09:58,432 --> 00:09:59,474 Yep. 192 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:01,143 So, you'll take care of it? 193 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,311 No. 194 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:04,771 What the fuck? 195 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:07,816 Roy, I learned two pretty big lessons 196 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,819 on the rough-and-tumble playgrounds of Brookridge Elementary School. 197 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:14,489 One, if little Ronnie Fowch offers you a candy bar, 198 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:17,075 you immediately say no, and you get the hell outta there. 199 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:18,911 'Cause there's a good chance 200 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:22,122 that little son of a gun has just pooped inside of a Butterfinger wrapper. 201 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,209 No one ever saw him do it, but a couple people ate it. 202 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,420 Number two, if the teacher tells the bully not to pick on someone, 203 00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:29,838 it's just gonna make it worse. 204 00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:31,381 So, you're not gonna do anything? 205 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:33,342 No. 206 00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:40,432 Why you winding him up? 207 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,184 He's the one, Coach. 208 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,311 If we're gonna make an impact here, 209 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:47,648 the first domino that needs to fall is right inside that man's heart. 210 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:58,617 Yes. 211 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:03,747 -Jamie, can I ask you something? -It's 40 kilos. I do three sets of ten. 212 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:08,794 And then I alternate between bis and tris. 213 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,463 I don't give a shit what you lift, you little pretty boy. 214 00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,215 Yeah, you do, 'cause you asked. 215 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:15,551 Can you curl 40 kilos? 216 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:17,511 No, but I can use your balls as a speed bag. 217 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,721 -Do you wanna try that? -Not especially. 218 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,558 Do you even understand the influence you have on this team? 219 00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:24,476 -I'm the shit, yeah. -No, you're a bellend. 220 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:28,063 But because your right foot was kissed by God the boys look up to you. 221 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,690 It's made me question my own faith. 222 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,483 So, when they pick on Nate... 223 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,278 and you laugh... 224 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:35,821 Yeah. 225 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,447 ...they think it's okay. 226 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:41,285 Right, 'cause Nate's a weak baby and he can't do anything about it. 227 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,750 Yeah, all right. I'll take care of it. Nate's a good lad. 228 00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:50,252 Good. 229 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:52,921 Hey, Roy. You comin' to the club tonight? 230 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,214 Hold on, will you be there? 231 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:56,383 -Of course, bruv. -Then fuck no. 232 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,511 Colin, Isaac, come here. 233 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,848 You know how you two are always messing with Nate? 234 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,099 -Yeah. -Yeah. 235 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,271 Keep it up. Makes me laugh. 236 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,364 -Good morning, Higgins. -Good morning. I was just-- 237 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,909 Waiting at the entrance so I'd see you were here on time. 238 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,244 Exactly. You seem in good spirits. 239 00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:26,914 Yes, I am. I've just realized something. 240 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,916 Who cares if we can't run that picture? 241 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,876 The bigger issue is that the local community 242 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,420 is getting behind the team no matter how badly they play. 243 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,381 It is an outstanding fan base. 244 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:39,009 Yes, one I believe I can put an end to. 245 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,093 Hooray. 246 00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,095 No. 247 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:44,139 Okay. I'll go back there. 248 00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:46,266 -Here you go. -Thank you. 249 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,560 So, I spoke to the owner of The Sun. 250 00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:49,853 You spoke to God? 251 00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:51,855 -No, the newspaper. -Oh, right. 252 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:55,526 And he has agreed to not run the photo of you and Keeley. 253 00:12:56,151 --> 00:13:00,155 MVP! MVP! MVP! 254 00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:02,407 -Left leg! Right leg, not as good! -Okay. 255 00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:04,076 -Yeah! -Yes. Okay, thank you, Ted. 256 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:05,827 Sorry. Yeah, no. You were saying. Go ahead. 257 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:06,912 In exchange, 258 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:10,374 I've agreed for his more reputable newspaper, The Independent, 259 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,959 to do a profile on you. 260 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,335 "One-on-One with Coach Lasso." 261 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,503 Yeah, okay. 262 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,380 The writer will be Trent Crimm. 263 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:20,217 And he's very good, and the supporters really listen to him. 264 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,678 Oh, no. I know Trent, yeah. He's a tough cookie. 265 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,972 -Really? -Yeah, but that's okay. 266 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,557 You know what you do with tough cookies, don't ya? 267 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,017 -No. -Dip 'em in milk. 268 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,104 All right, let's run that new one. 269 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,818 Hey, there he is. 270 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,862 Hello, Coach Ted Lasso from America. 271 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:42,281 Hello, Trent Crimm from The Independent. 272 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,324 Hey, excited to spend the day with ya. Gonna be fun. 273 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:45,784 And please, call me Ted. 274 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,036 All right, let's go! 275 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:54,960 Wide open. 276 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,628 -Yeah! -Snuck it by him. 277 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,970 Thataway, Sammy. How'd that feel? 278 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,681 Oh, wonderful, Coach. I felt that one in my penis. 279 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,641 Yeah. No, that sounds about right. That's good. Yeah. 280 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:12,227 Hey, Jamie, you gotta sell that run-through hard, baby. 281 00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:13,979 Make the defense believe you. Watch, like this. 282 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,606 Ball! Ball! Give me the ball! 283 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,525 I want the ball! Give me the ball! I would like the ball, please! 284 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:19,610 Make it a performance. 285 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,945 I want you winning an Oscar at the ESPYs next year. 286 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,363 You want me to run decoy? 287 00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:24,406 Yeah, that's right. 288 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,449 It's a joke. 289 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:28,452 Unfortunately for you, though, no one thinks it's funny. 290 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,536 That true? 291 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,164 Agree to disagree. I find it hilarious. 292 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,540 I thought it was funnier than Step Brothers. 293 00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:34,499 High praise. 294 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,793 That scene where the bunk bed collapses... 295 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:39,463 I used to think that was the funniest thing I'd ever seen, 296 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,547 but then I just saw that. 297 00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:42,633 And now I'm gonna have to rethink my order of what I think is 298 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,842 the funniest thing I've ever seen. 299 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:47,221 Yeah, that's when sports and art combine, as far as I'm concerned. 300 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,097 All right, fellas, let's run it again. Let's go. 301 00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:50,182 Cheers. 302 00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:53,185 Yeah, they're getting it. They're getting it. 303 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,395 Interesting play, Ted. Did you come up with this? 304 00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:56,480 Oh, no, no, no. 305 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,732 This is all cooked up by our very own Nate the Great. 306 00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,484 Who's "Nate the Great"? 307 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:02,444 Oh, yeah. There he is. 308 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,781 Someone's been walking their dog here. Found another poo. 309 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,324 Okay. 310 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,993 What exactly does "Nate the Great" do? 311 00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:11,912 I'm not exactly sure what his title is. 312 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,580 Hey, Coach. What is Nate's job around here? 313 00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,415 -Kit man. -There you go. Kit man. 314 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:19,461 Do you mean to tell me you're entrusting a Premier League team's attack 315 00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:20,504 to the kit man? 316 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,131 That young fellow's forgotten more about this sport than I'll ever know. 317 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,342 Heck, might be a genius. 318 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,677 Anything to add, Coach? 319 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,761 Good kid. 320 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,347 Boy, oh boy. 321 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,224 If you knew Coach Beard, you'd know what a big deal that was. 322 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:33,433 You mean that, don't you? 323 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,562 Well, hell. There's your story right there. 324 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,648 Got a headline and everything. "Man Nods Head." 325 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:40,858 Watch your back, Gay Talese. 326 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:44,987 There's a new iconic profile about to be typed up by one Trent Crimm. 327 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,446 Tighten up those lines! 328 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:48,365 Let 'em know, Coach. 329 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:51,785 Come on. 330 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:53,996 Get a towel. 331 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:55,998 -Oh, God. No, no, no. -Get a towel. 332 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:59,042 -Let go. Please, God. Stop it. No. -Oi, oi! 333 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,627 What the fuck are you doing? 334 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,046 Jamie not talk to you about leaving him alone? 335 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,844 Fuck's sake. 336 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,105 -You look like you've forgotten something. -Hi, Keeley. 337 00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:22,941 I'm looking for your prick boyfriend. You know how to pick 'em, don't ya? 338 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:26,820 Didn't your last girlfriend steal your Rolex and sell it for drug money? 339 00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:29,489 So? I don't need a phone and a watch. 340 00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:32,868 Look, I didn't sign up to be your boyfriend's minder, okay? 341 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,787 But the new gaffer's trying to make me feel responsible 342 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:39,374 for fucking Nate, whose last name I don't even know. 343 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:40,626 It's Barnes. 344 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:41,752 No. It's Shelley. 345 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:42,836 Yeah, I know. 346 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,213 I don't like being tricked. 347 00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:48,133 Not by you and not by, "Howdy y'all, cowboys. 348 00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:51,136 My name is Ted Lasso and I'm from Kansas." 349 00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:56,183 Wow, you're, like, really, really bad at impressions, man. 350 00:16:56,266 --> 00:17:01,230 I know he's trying to push my buttons, but I cannot be manipulated. 351 00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:04,316 Come on. I could push all of your buttons right now if I wanted to. 352 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,276 -No, you couldn't, Keeley-- -I think, actually, I could. 353 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,529 -You couldn't, Keeley-- No, Keeley. -What was that? I can't seem to hear you. 354 00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:10,739 -Keeley, if you would listen to me-- -I'm trying to listen to you. 355 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,074 -I could tell you why-- -So tell me. 356 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,701 Is that making you mad? 357 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,579 No. 358 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:26,088 "I'm Roy Kent and I get paid to play a game, 359 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,423 but I'm mad all the time." 360 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,430 That's actually pretty good. 361 00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:45,065 Hey, Trent. 362 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,401 -You know who you remind me of right now? -No. Who? 363 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:48,986 One of them robot vacuums. 364 00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:51,822 Just kinda wandering around looking for dirt. 365 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,574 -Roomba. -That's the one. 366 00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:55,826 Actually, I have a question. 367 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,870 After your resounding loss to Crystal Palace, 368 00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,706 one of your players said there was a party in the locker room. 369 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,834 Do you feel it sends the right message having a party after a loss? 370 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,380 Well, Trent, I've never really concerned myself too much with wins and losses. 371 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,507 Now that's a quote I'll probably use. 372 00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:11,592 You should get going. 373 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,886 Hey, will you let Roy know we're heading out soon? 374 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,220 -Copy. -Thanks, Coach. 375 00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:18,473 You wanna tag along? We're gonna go speak to some schoolkids. 376 00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:20,058 Oh, what a coincidence. 377 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:23,270 The day of our interview you just happen to be visiting a local school. 378 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,731 Well, that's the funny thing about coincidences, ain't it? 379 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:27,816 Sometimes they just happen. 380 00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:29,902 Come on now. 381 00:18:31,737 --> 00:18:32,571 Come in. 382 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:35,991 I just wanted to come and thank you again for stopping that picture from running. 383 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:37,826 And I bought you a present. 384 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,415 Made me think of you. 385 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,918 It's strong and a bit prickly. 386 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,089 You know, I've decided to not be scared of you anymore. 387 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:52,841 I didn't know you were. 388 00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:54,885 Yeah. I was, like, fucking terrified of you. 389 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,679 My God, Jamie would have been so pissed off 390 00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,057 with reporters poking around in our love life. 391 00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,477 I don't know why I'm telling you. You know all about that, don't you? 392 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,062 Remember when you got divorced? 393 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,688 It rings a bell. 394 00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:08,690 Yeah, I mean, didn't it, like, make you really mad 395 00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:10,442 that they went after you and not Rupert? 396 00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:13,153 'Cause he was the one that cheated and he came across like Prince Charming. 397 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:15,531 It really pissed me off. 398 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,909 Well, the press are never awful to men. 399 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:22,621 No one ever pays a fortune for a photo of a naked man on a yacht in Mallorca 400 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:23,914 a week after his divorce. 401 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,250 That's like a very specific scenario. 402 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,961 Oh, my God. That means there's a picture of you naked on a yacht. 403 00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:30,003 Can I see it? Is it here? 404 00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:33,340 Come on. You wouldn't have said something if you weren't dying to show someone. 405 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:34,883 Please. 406 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:40,389 It was taken from a helicopter while I was sunbathing. 407 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:44,142 Holy shit, Rebecca. 408 00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:46,061 Are those your real tits? 409 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,522 I feel like a teenage boy. I can't stop staring at them. 410 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,357 Where did you get those? 411 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,525 My mum. 412 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,360 I can't believe you stopped this from running. 413 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,736 I would have shown everyone. 414 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,656 Right. I really need to get on. 415 00:19:58,490 --> 00:19:59,783 Oh, sorry. Yeah. 416 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,243 Thank you. 417 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:05,956 Bye. 418 00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:07,708 Shoes. 419 00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,252 Shoes. Yes. 420 00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:13,213 Wow, you really blew my brains out 421 00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:15,257 with those beautiful breasts of yours, Rebecca. 422 00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:32,858 When I first saw our school football squad, 423 00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:36,820 I didn't think that Richmond Primary would win a single game, 424 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,781 much less the league championship. 425 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:53,212 To celebrate, please welcome the new manager of AFC Richmond, 426 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,796 Ed Lasso. 427 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,800 Thank you. I appreciate you. 428 00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:01,220 All right. Hey, gang. How y'all doing? 429 00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:04,014 -Wanker. -Jacob. 430 00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:06,850 It's all right. 431 00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:08,810 Look, I just wanted to come down 432 00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:11,021 and congratulate y'all on a heck of a season. 433 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:14,274 But hey, I know someone else who's really excited to meet all of ya. 434 00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:15,943 So if you please help me welcome 435 00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:19,863 the captain of your AFC Richmond squad, Roy Kent. 436 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:25,244 Roy! Roy! Roy! Roy! 437 00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:26,787 Right. 438 00:21:27,496 --> 00:21:32,084 Never been much for public speaking or school, really. 439 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:34,586 Always seemed like a waste of time to me. 440 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,260 Why don't we get out of this stuffy auditorium, 441 00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,470 go out on the pitch and have a proper fuck-about? 442 00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,818 I think it's really cool you do this. 443 00:21:57,901 --> 00:21:59,945 Only doing it 'cause my fucking niece goes here. 444 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:02,614 -Oh, yeah? Which one is she? -That idiot. 445 00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:07,536 Oh boy, here she comes. 446 00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:09,621 Can we do headers, Uncle Roy? 447 00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:10,998 Yeah, all right. Come on then. 448 00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:13,792 All right. Come on, you lot. Line up. 449 00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:15,752 Heads. Lovely. 450 00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:17,546 Next. Go. Perfect. 451 00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:19,173 Next. Heads. 452 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:20,841 Next. 453 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,803 Well done. Next. 454 00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:30,559 Next. Sweet. 455 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,060 Lovely. I liked it. 456 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:35,189 -Good. -Roy, come on. 457 00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,065 You hop in there, show 'em how it's done. I'll do a couple. 458 00:22:37,149 --> 00:22:38,442 How you doing? Ready? Come on. 459 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,027 That's the spot. Come on. 460 00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:42,237 Here we go, Phoebe. Let's see what you got. 461 00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:44,281 Hey, nice catch. We might have ourselves a goalie. 462 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,284 Boy, oh boy. That was right in the button. 463 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:49,620 Good job, Phoebe. 464 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,418 Oh boy. 465 00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:57,920 Sorry about the blood there. 466 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:00,422 There you go. 467 00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:01,757 Don't use it to clone me. 468 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,051 Nice meeting you. Take care now. 469 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:07,763 That's the longest anyone's ever stayed for something like this. 470 00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:09,598 -Hey, thanks for having us. -Cheers. 471 00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:10,682 Thanks again. 472 00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:13,185 Roy, that was a blast. 473 00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:15,729 And I tell you what, that niece of yours is a real cutie patootie. 474 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:19,900 Enough. I've had it with your mind games and your stupid gifts. 475 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:22,402 I mean, what even is A Wrinkle in Time? 476 00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:24,112 It's a lovely novel. 477 00:23:24,196 --> 00:23:27,241 It's the story of a young girl's struggle with the burden of leadership 478 00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:28,659 as she journeys through space. 479 00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:30,619 Yeah. That's it. 480 00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:33,789 Am I supposed to be the little girl? 481 00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:35,415 I'd like you to be. 482 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,168 Right. None of this matters. 483 00:23:38,252 --> 00:23:40,379 'Cause I'm just doing what everyone in this town is doing, 484 00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,381 and I'm counting down the days until you're gone. 485 00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:44,466 Trent, you're a colossal prick. You always have been. 486 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:47,511 Phoebe, come on. 487 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,601 Are you hungry? 488 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,020 Little tradition. 489 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,066 Let battle commence. 490 00:24:01,525 --> 00:24:02,734 Ted Lasso? 491 00:24:02,818 --> 00:24:05,195 -Hey there, Ollie. -Leave it out. What are you doing here? 492 00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:06,738 Well, I mean, you invited me, remember? 493 00:24:06,822 --> 00:24:08,824 I invite every person who's been in my car. 494 00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:11,368 Hey, Ollie. This is my friend Trent. 495 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,495 -Trent, this is my buddy Ollie. -Pleased to meet you. 496 00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:15,789 Congrats. You both just met a cool person. 497 00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:18,041 Right, gentlemen. You know what you're having? 498 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,502 Yeah. Well, you know, whatever the chef recommends. 499 00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:24,047 That would be my father-in-law. Are you okay with a little bit of spice? 500 00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:26,466 Have him make it for us like we're a couple members of the family. 501 00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,135 You're a brave man. 502 00:24:31,138 --> 00:24:33,015 Oh, man. Mad respect. 503 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:35,267 That might not be the wisest of choices. 504 00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:37,978 Here you go, boys. 505 00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:40,147 -Dig in. -Can't wait. 506 00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:42,316 The smell's already deep inside my brain. 507 00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:44,943 -Gonna love it. -I appreciate it. 508 00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:47,738 I can't imagine they have good Indian food in Kansas. 509 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:50,365 I have no idea. I've never had Indian food. 510 00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,712 Wow, that-- I mean, that's hot. 511 00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:06,840 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Feel like I'm about to breathe fire. 512 00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:09,927 I don't think I can eat that. 513 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,013 What? No, no, no. Come on now. We gotta put a decent dent in this, 514 00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:15,390 otherwise we're gonna embarrass Ollie in front of his family. 515 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:19,061 -No, really, I can't. -Come on, just dump it on my plate. 516 00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:22,648 Yeah, yeah. You're good. 517 00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:25,317 So, if you love Kansas so much, why did you-- 518 00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:30,197 Why did you leave to coach a sport you can barely-- you know anything about? 519 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,281 Was it just the money? 520 00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:33,575 Wait, I'm supposed to be getting paid? 521 00:25:33,659 --> 00:25:34,826 Are you enjoying the food? 522 00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:37,120 Tell your father-in-law it's perfect. 523 00:25:37,663 --> 00:25:39,081 Dad! He says it's perfect! 524 00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:43,794 Ted. What you're doing is irresponsible. 525 00:25:44,253 --> 00:25:46,255 This club actually means something to this town. 526 00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:47,881 I know that. 527 00:25:47,965 --> 00:25:48,966 I do. 528 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,134 Trent, what do you love? 529 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,221 Is it writing? 530 00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:56,223 -Yes. -Yeah. 531 00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:57,808 Well, good, 'cause you're darn good at it. 532 00:25:58,225 --> 00:25:59,434 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 533 00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:01,436 Me? I love coaching. 534 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:03,146 Now, I'm gonna say this again 535 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,774 just so you didn't think it was a mistake the first time I said it. 536 00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:08,026 For me, success is not about the wins and losses. 537 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:11,280 It's about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves 538 00:26:11,363 --> 00:26:12,364 on and off the field. 539 00:26:12,865 --> 00:26:14,283 And it ain't always easy, Trent, 540 00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:18,036 but neither is growing up without someone believing in you. 541 00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:20,831 Let me ask you this. 542 00:26:21,874 --> 00:26:23,542 Is my tongue still in my mouth? 543 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:26,044 'Cause I am about to hallucinate from all the heat here. 544 00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:30,048 I really should go. 545 00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:33,552 -Deadlines and all. -Hey, gotta do the work. 546 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:34,887 Hey, I'll say this though. 547 00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:37,139 I really enjoyed getting to spend this time with you, Trent. 548 00:26:38,265 --> 00:26:39,474 You actually mean that, don't you? 549 00:26:41,894 --> 00:26:42,811 Yeah. 550 00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:45,564 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 551 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:46,940 You all right? 552 00:26:48,025 --> 00:26:50,027 Normally, one dish is plenty, 553 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:52,779 but we know how you Americans like to eat, innit? 554 00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:54,406 Let's do it, huh? 555 00:26:55,449 --> 00:26:56,575 Try that one. 556 00:27:03,373 --> 00:27:06,126 -Beautiful, right? -It's beyond beautiful. It's hot. 557 00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:10,881 "Mrs. Which's voice was grave. 558 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,175 'What do you understand?' 559 00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:15,469 'That it has to be me. 560 00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:17,763 Can't be anyone else.'" 561 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:23,352 Fuck! 562 00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:26,146 That's a bad word, Uncle Roy. 563 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:27,898 Mind your own business, Phoebe. 564 00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:33,278 Be good. 565 00:27:40,786 --> 00:27:43,997 -Yes? -I have an advance copy of the article. 566 00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:48,627 -Read it to me. -Title: "Wayward Ted." 567 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:52,422 "Whatever you think of Ted Lasso as a football coach, 568 00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:56,218 I assure you, the truth is harder to swallow." 569 00:27:56,301 --> 00:27:59,012 -Hey, how you doing? -Good. How's your nose, Coach? 570 00:27:59,096 --> 00:28:01,265 -It's fine. Thank you for asking. -"And swallow you must, 571 00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:04,059 because Ted is out there in the community 572 00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:07,855 either bravely or stupidly facing the music." 573 00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:10,023 -Hey, fellas. How you doing? -"That's for you to decide." 574 00:28:10,107 --> 00:28:11,859 Piss off, wanker! 575 00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:15,404 -Hi. -Yeah. 576 00:28:15,487 --> 00:28:17,030 -Stop it. -Every time. 577 00:28:17,114 --> 00:28:19,408 "And yes, he's in over his head. 578 00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:23,704 He insisted twice that he didn't care if Richmond won or lost. 579 00:28:23,787 --> 00:28:28,250 But if the Lasso way is wrong, it's hard to imagine being right." 580 00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:32,129 Why have you stopped reading? 581 00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:37,176 Please do me the favor of remembering that these aren't my words, it's Trent Crimm. 582 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:39,052 Keep going. 583 00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:42,514 -"In a business that celebrates ego, -...celebrates ego, 584 00:28:42,598 --> 00:28:43,974 -Ted reins his in." -Ted reins his in. 585 00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:48,478 His coaching style is subtle. It never hits you over the head. 586 00:28:48,562 --> 00:28:51,607 Hello, Roy. I didn't know it was a retirement party. 587 00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:54,818 Shit! 588 00:28:55,319 --> 00:28:56,570 Stop messing with Nate! 589 00:28:57,321 --> 00:28:58,780 Now, I don't know which one of you I nutted, 590 00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:00,240 'cause I don't see so well at night anymore, 591 00:29:00,324 --> 00:29:01,366 but that goes for all of you! 592 00:29:02,159 --> 00:29:05,996 Slowly growing until you can no longer ignore its presence. 593 00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:08,081 Vanilla vodka. 594 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:10,292 Such a child. 595 00:29:12,669 --> 00:29:13,795 Keeley. 596 00:29:13,879 --> 00:29:14,880 Roy. 597 00:29:15,506 --> 00:29:18,342 Whether that means allowing followers to become leaders, 598 00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:23,305 or in a show of respect, eating food so spicy 599 00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:26,558 it's sure to wreak massive havoc on his intestinal system. 600 00:29:26,642 --> 00:29:27,935 Keys, keys, keys. 601 00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:30,020 Okay, here we go. Oh boy. Oh boy. 602 00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:32,773 And though I believe that Ted Lasso will fail here 603 00:29:32,856 --> 00:29:35,901 and Richmond will suffer the embarrassment of relegation, 604 00:29:37,027 --> 00:29:38,862 I won't gloat when it happens. 605 00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:42,074 Because I can't help but root for him. 606 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:45,327 Fuck!