1 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:11,345 Come on! Come on! Let's do this! 2 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:12,387 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 3 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:13,639 Go! Go! Go! 4 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,383 Rupert and I bought this on our fifth anniversary. 5 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,344 Well, you have exquisite taste. 6 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:54,596 Do you want it? 7 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:59,142 But it's a Hockney. It must be worth a million pounds. 8 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:01,979 Good point. You should've said yes. 9 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,856 -Auction pile, please. -Right away, ma'am. 10 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,864 So, Mrs. Mannion-- 11 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:14,199 Excuse me. Ms. Welton. 12 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:16,577 George is here. 13 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:18,245 If he's here, why isn't he here? 14 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:20,956 Yes. Good point. 15 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:22,541 George. 16 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:25,294 -Higgy boy. -Good one. 17 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,046 Hey. I love what you've done to the place. 18 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,924 Did you do it yourself or get some poof to help you? 19 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:33,135 I could ask the same of your hair. Please. 20 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,221 She's a cheeky one, isn't she? 21 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:39,099 Right, love. Listen, I've got training in a minute. 22 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:42,728 So whatever it is you need to get off your impressive chest, 23 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,479 -let me have it. -Of course. 24 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:45,564 You're fired. 25 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,024 Yeah, right. 26 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,651 And I'll be buying out the remainder of your contract. So... 27 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:52,821 Wish you the best of luck. 28 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,116 Fired? What the fuck for? 29 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,954 I suppose I could go for any number of reasons, really. 30 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:03,332 Your casual misogyny, for one. 31 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,250 -What? -I know, it's a big word. 32 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:06,960 Ask one of your daughters what it means. 33 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:08,628 Or perhaps it's your performance, 34 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:12,633 having led this team through yet another remarkably average season. 35 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:15,302 Or maybe it's because you insist on wearing those tiny shorts 36 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,137 that force me to see one of your testicles. 37 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:19,681 And there's the other one. 38 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:21,433 Liam and Noel. 39 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:23,519 Though, perhaps not an oasis. 40 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:26,188 Still, if I'm being completely honest, George, 41 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:29,525 you're fired because I'm the owner now, and I don't like you. 42 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:32,945 Now do piss off, you fat twat. 43 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:37,991 Hey, Higgy boy. 44 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:39,493 What do you think's worse? 45 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:43,747 Your husband cheating on you or being the last to know? 46 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,961 Is there someone that could pop out and fetch me a salad? 47 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:53,006 Nothing with raisins in it, please. 48 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,216 Fuck you. 49 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:58,262 So, what to do as far as new managers go? 50 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,889 Shall I prepare a list of candidates? 51 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:03,642 No. That won't be necessary. 52 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:11,733 This is a bit of surprising news from the other side of the Atlantic. 53 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:14,611 AFC Richmond announced the hiring of their new manager, 54 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,947 one Theodore "Ted" Lasso. 55 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:21,410 Recently, it was Coach Lasso leading the Division II Wichita State Shockers 56 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:24,329 to their first ever national title in American football. 57 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,915 He took the Shockers from a garbage program 58 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:29,918 all the way to the promised land in his very first season as head coach. 59 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:34,006 But for a lot of us, that's not how Ted Lasso found his way into our hearts, 60 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,591 certainly not into our living rooms. 61 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,217 For me, it'll always be Ted... 62 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,470 celebrating a moment of joy with his team 63 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,764 in a way that you really have to see to understand. 64 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,349 And then, even when you see it... 65 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:48,353 I don't necessarily know that understanding is what we're doing. 66 00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:52,107 Right on, Ted. Do your thing, man. 67 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:54,526 And good luck with the most beautiful game. 68 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:56,236 Do us proud. 69 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,321 Go, 'Murica. 70 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:12,503 Oi, mate. This you? 71 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,214 -I believe it is, yeah. -Oh, man! Legend. 72 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:16,548 Can I get an ussie? 73 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,218 That's dope. 74 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:21,303 You know, back where I'm from, we call those selfies. 75 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:22,638 Well, it's not "myself," yeah? 76 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,389 It's "us," innit? "Ussie." 77 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:25,891 Yeah. I like that. 78 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:26,892 Wicked. 79 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,810 You coaching football. 80 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:31,355 Mate, you are a legend for doing something so stupid. 81 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:34,107 I mean, it's mental. They're gonna fucking murder you. 82 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,985 Well, you know, I've heard that tune before. 83 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,695 But here I am, still dancing. 84 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,114 -Legend. -Yeah. Nice meeting you. 85 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:47,204 What you reading? Another soccer book. 86 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,580 Coach, you are a sponge. 87 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,208 Come on. Hit me with a fun fact. 88 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,919 They don't say "out of bounds." They say "into touch." 89 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:56,755 Okay, you owe me five bucks if I sneak that into a sentence later. 90 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,340 -You're on. -Okay. 91 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:02,052 Good evening. We'll be dimming the cabin shortly. 92 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,346 We should get some sleep. The jet lag will kill us. 93 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,682 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 94 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:10,727 Are we nuts for doing this? 95 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:12,521 Yeah, this is nuts. 96 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:15,315 Hey, but taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn't it? 97 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:16,984 If you're comfortable while you're doing it, 98 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,068 probably doing it wrong. 99 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,697 -Okay, good night, Coach. -Night, Coach. 100 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,660 Hey, hey, hey! 101 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:30,122 If we see each other in our dreams, let's goof around a little bit, 102 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:32,541 -pretend like we don't know each other. -You got it, stranger. 103 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,042 Nice. 104 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,495 -You didn't sleep at all? -Not a wink. 105 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:12,748 No. My brain just kept on cooking. 106 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,708 At first, I was thinking about not sleeping. 107 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:17,419 Then I was thinking about thinking about not sleeping. And that-- 108 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:18,837 That's never good. 109 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:19,922 Next thing you know, 110 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,798 they're handing out warm chocolate chip cookies 111 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,175 and the plane's landing. 112 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,344 I didn't get a cookie. Did you eat mine? 113 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,221 That's not part of the story. I think this is us right here. 114 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:28,472 Hey, how ya doin'? 115 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:29,973 -My name's Ted. What's yours? -Ollie. 116 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,517 -Ollie. All right. -Let me get your bags. 117 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,977 No, no, no, Ollie. We packed 'em, we'll carry 'em. 118 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,979 Love to make a little pit stop though. 119 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,064 Okay. Follow me. 120 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,779 Yeah. There you go. 121 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:48,158 Coach, I got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, right? 122 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,703 I've never actually said that when not in Kansas before. 123 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:53,539 -That's kinda nice. -Yeah. 124 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:56,458 Well, thanks for indulging us, Ollie. 125 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:57,918 Ready to boogie whenever you are. 126 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,503 Okay. That's Tower Bridge. 127 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:02,422 Right. Not the London Bridge, 'cause this one's still up. 128 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,929 You know how they came up with soccer? 129 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,597 So, these Victorian-era headmasters, 130 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:13,433 all they wanted to do was get the boys to stop masturbating. 131 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:17,187 So they invented a sport where the boys wouldn't use their hands at all, 132 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:19,064 and they thought that might do the trick. 133 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,816 I'm not sure if it worked, but... 134 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:38,584 Feels different, Coach. 135 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,335 I mean, the same, but different. 136 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:42,421 -Metaphor. -You know it, baby. 137 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:43,589 Oi! 138 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,716 Oi! Excuse me! 139 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,009 Oi! Hello! 140 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,427 Off! Off! 141 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,095 Stop touching the grass! 142 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:52,890 Get off! Get off the pitch! Stop touching the grass! Please! 143 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,308 -Yep, yep, yep. Yeah. -Who are you? 144 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:56,310 I'm Ted Lasso. This is Coach Beard here. 145 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,645 -Oh, God. You're the new manager. -Yes, sir. 146 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:00,397 -Take all the grass you want. -Oh, no-- 147 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,732 We just had it cut. I can go through the garbage. 148 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,942 -I can get you some more. -That's all right. No need. 149 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,528 -Thank you. -Yeah. 150 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:08,989 Yeah. 151 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:12,492 -Still, we got to get off the grass. -Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. 152 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:13,410 Do we apologize? 153 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,120 -Sorry about that, grass. -Sorry, grass. 154 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,081 So, we're supposed to meet with a Rebecca Welton. 155 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,416 Yeah, that's where I'm taking you. 156 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,918 Look at this guy. One step ahead. 157 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,920 Hey, what's your name, by the way? 158 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,087 -Me? -Yeah. 159 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,547 No one ever asks my name. 160 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,138 I mean, whenever you're ready. 161 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:34,681 Oh, it's Nathan. 162 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:36,225 Nathan! I love that name. 163 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:37,392 Hey, love your hot dogs. 164 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,102 Yeah. No, I know. 165 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,605 Good, good. Y'all got Nathan's hot dogs here? 166 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:42,688 No. 167 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:43,774 Okay. 168 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,985 I love this kid. Love him. 169 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:49,863 I'll introduce you. Big boss. 170 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:50,948 Here we go. 171 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:53,492 Hello. 172 00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:06,255 Hey, how y'all doing? I'm Ted Lasso, your new coach. 173 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:09,716 -You must be Ms. Welton. -Please, call me Rebecca. 174 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,009 Ms. Welton's my father. 175 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,637 If that's a joke, I love it. 176 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,514 If not, I cannot wait to unpack that with you. 177 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,057 This here is Coach Beard. 178 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:20,269 It is so good to finally meet you both face-to-face. 179 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,186 Higgins? 180 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:24,898 Sorry. This is Higgins, our current director of communications. 181 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:25,983 Current? 182 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:29,653 Could you take Coach Beard and get him their IDs, housing information... 183 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,238 You know, anything they need. 184 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:34,116 -Wi-Fi password, wet wipes. -Humidifier. Way ahead of you, Coach. 185 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,284 Thank you. 186 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,705 -Please, take a seat. -Okay. 187 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,291 -Can I get you something to drink? -Yes, please. 188 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:44,334 Didn't get much sleep on the plane, so anything you got, 189 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,253 a little boost of caffeine, should do the trick. 190 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,172 You know, mochaccino, Frappuccino... 191 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:51,008 Any coffee thing, as long as I can't taste a hint of coffee, is good. 192 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,176 How do you take your tea? 193 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,761 Well, usually I take it right back to the counter 194 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:56,805 'cause someone's made a horrible mistake. But... 195 00:09:56,889 --> 00:09:57,764 when in Rome, right? 196 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:01,435 Yeah. Look at that. Okay. 197 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,231 Well? 198 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:09,276 You know, I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. 199 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,527 And you know what? 200 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:13,322 I was right. Yeah, it's horrible. No, thank you. 201 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:14,656 Welcome to England. 202 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,241 Yeah. "Get used to it, sucker." Right? 203 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,160 Now, would you like a tour? 204 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,621 -I'd love to see Abbey Road. -Of the club. 205 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:21,788 Yeah, let's start there. 206 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:26,877 So, this hall represents the club's long, albeit modest, history. 207 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,795 The first match was played in 1897. 208 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:33,050 During the war, our stadium was used as a makeshift hospital. 209 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,593 Yeah, some of the locals claim 210 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:37,679 they still see fallen soldiers wandering around the pitch. 211 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:39,139 That's spooky. 212 00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:42,059 -Do you believe in ghosts, Ted? -I do. 213 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,354 But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves. You know? 214 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:47,272 Okay. 215 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:49,900 And this is a wall of our previous owners. 216 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,778 Okay. And now look at this fella up here. 217 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,405 How 'bout the girls and the champagne and everything? 218 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:56,949 He looks like a good time. 219 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:58,242 That's my ex-husband. 220 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:01,745 Well, good times aren't always a good time, I've found. 221 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,664 You know, I heard about all that. 222 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,040 How you holding up? 223 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,585 Yeah, hasn't been the easiest year. 224 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:09,711 Yeah. 225 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,090 -So, we'll need you to speak to the press. -Yeah. 226 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,843 No, after a couple nights' good sleep, I'll be happy to do so. 227 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:18,428 I'm so sorry. I thought you knew. They're ready for you now. 228 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:19,346 They're what? 229 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,016 So, without further ado, 230 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:26,979 the new manager of AFC Richmond, Ted Lasso! 231 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:34,778 Okay. 232 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,697 All right. How y'all doing? 233 00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:41,159 There's Coach. 234 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,787 Oluwa Ted, yo. 235 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,163 Look, our coach. 236 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,208 Oi! 237 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:51,003 If I don't hear silence, I'm gonna start punching dicks. 238 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:54,423 One sec. Let me just-- Throat got a little dry. 239 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,805 Did not expect fizzy water there. Sorry. 240 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,807 Look at this twat! 241 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,392 Fucking Yank! 242 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,394 Okay. So, hey. 243 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,855 Why don't we just jump right in? Anybody got any questions? 244 00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,734 Oh, yeah, no. Should've saw that coming. 245 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,777 You know what? You can put your hands down. 246 00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:16,987 Real quick-- 247 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,155 Yeah. 248 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,531 How about I go ahead and address 249 00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:21,909 the larger-than-average elephant in the room. 250 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:27,122 No, I have never coached the sport that you folks call football at any level. 251 00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:28,207 Jesus. 252 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:29,917 What? 253 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,878 Heck, you could fill two Internets with what I don't know about football. 254 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,547 But I'll tell you what I do know. 255 00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:38,675 I know that AFC Richmond, like any team I've ever coached, 256 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,094 is gonna go out there and give you everything they got 257 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,554 -for all four quarters. -Halves. 258 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,265 -What was that? -Two halves. 259 00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:46,600 Right. Sorry. Halves, yeah. 260 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,561 They're gonna give you everything they got for two halves, win or lose. 261 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:50,729 Or tie. 262 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,564 Right. Y'all do ties here. 263 00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,775 Sorry. That's going to take some getting used to for me. 264 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,694 'Cause back where I'm from, you try to end a game in a tie, 265 00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:00,864 well, that might as well be the first sign of the apocalypse. 266 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,078 Now, look here. I respect what you folks in the media do. 267 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:07,996 And my door is always gonna be open. 268 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:11,500 All right? You can ask me anything. No topic will be into touch. 269 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,919 All right, one final question. 270 00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:16,505 How about the fellow right there in the second row. 271 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:17,589 Yeah. 272 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,716 I like your glasses. 273 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,635 Thank you. 274 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,679 Trent Crimm, The Independent. 275 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,014 I just wanna make sure I have this right. 276 00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:28,392 You're an American who's never set foot in England, 277 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,436 whose athletic success has only come at the amateur level-- 278 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,564 a second-tier one at that-- 279 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,607 and is now being charged with the leadership 280 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,234 of a Premier League football club, 281 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,612 despite clearly possessing very little knowledge of the game. 282 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,073 You got a question in there, Trent? 283 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:44,950 Yeah. 284 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,202 Is this a fucking joke? 285 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,873 -Thank you, Trent! -I love journalists. 286 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,042 I mean, can you even name any footballers? 287 00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:57,296 Well, yeah, you got Ronaldo and the fellow that bends it like himself. 288 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,506 -Fucking Beckham! Made a film on it! -You dickhead, mate. 289 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:00,757 Who the fuck are you? 290 00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,968 Do you know how many games are in a Premiership season? 291 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,219 Not off the top of my head, no. 292 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,015 Nobody can understand you. 293 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,516 Who won the league last year? 294 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,560 I actually don't know the answer to that. I'm sorry. 295 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,478 What's a goalie? 296 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:16,023 The fella with the big Mickey Mouse hands and the-- by the net. 297 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,566 This is bleak. 298 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,151 You need to go back to America. 299 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,662 Yeah, yeah. No, yeah. No, no, I-- 300 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,083 The bubbles! 301 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:37,085 Fucking hell! 302 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,505 Coach Lasso. 303 00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:42,216 Good Lord. You must forgive my fellow countrymen. 304 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:44,092 Somewhere over the last few years, 305 00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:47,387 we seem to have abandoned all sense of manners and hospitality. 306 00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:49,973 My, my, aren't you a salty bunch? 307 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:53,018 But I can't remember the last time the press room was this full. 308 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,521 Yet here you all are. 309 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,314 Maybe you're not such a mad notion after all. 310 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,192 And despite the number of you here, 311 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,194 there is not a single person in this room 312 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,446 who has seen Richmond play more than I have. 313 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:08,367 And in all those years under the stewardship of the previous owner, 314 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,702 I've witnessed nothing but profound mediocrity. 315 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,289 Am I wrong? 316 00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:15,582 Well, it's a bit harsh. 317 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,503 Am I wrong? 318 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:21,755 No. 319 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:26,635 Now, Coach Lasso may not have the CV that you all find acceptable, 320 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,929 but he does have one thing this club doesn't: 321 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,430 a trophy from this millennium. 322 00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:34,893 So, like it or not, Richmond are changing the way we do things. 323 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:38,063 And from now on, that way is the "Lasso way." 324 00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:43,777 We look forward to seeing you all at our next match with Crystal Palace. 325 00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:45,237 Thank you so much. 326 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,365 Nice meeting y'all. 327 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,742 And sorry for spittin' on all your stuff up here. 328 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:52,494 Thank you. 329 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,789 I give him three weeks. 330 00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:59,251 Oh, boy. I'm sorry about that. I don't know what happened. 331 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,587 Ted, don't you think about them for another second. 332 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:02,671 You have a job to do. 333 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,840 And proving them wrong, just been added to the list. 334 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,675 I appreciate that-- Thank you, Coach. 335 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:07,759 Yeah. 336 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:12,097 See, I'm fine when there's no bubbles. You know, I can do that all day. 337 00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:16,560 Okay. You know, I'd love to say hi to the team, if I can. 338 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,645 Can't keep a gaffer from his pitch. 339 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,441 You can say that again. Okay. 340 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,067 I am 0 for 2 in that sentence. 341 00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:27,279 Ms. Welton, I was a bit skeptical, 342 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:31,575 but after hearing you speak in there, I'm excited by your choice. 343 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,994 Coach Lasso is just what we need. 344 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,370 He's an absolute wanker. 345 00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:36,288 I know. 346 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:37,664 Pardon? 347 00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:39,208 I hope he fails miserably. 348 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:45,297 See, my ex-husband truly loved only one thing his entire life: this club. 349 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:49,134 And Ted Lasso is gonna help me burn it to the ground. 350 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,304 'Cause I want to torture Rupert. 351 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:57,351 I want him to feel like he's being fucked in the ass with a splintered cricket bat. 352 00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:01,563 Just in and out, over and over, in a constant loop. 353 00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:03,065 Like a GIF. 354 00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,943 That's what GIFs do, isn't it? They're just... 355 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,403 endless. 356 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,448 That's correct. 357 00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:16,078 Though some people pronounce it "JIF." 358 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,665 -Thank you, Higgins. -Thank you. 359 00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:26,046 Okay, let me use it in a sentence, so it sticks. 360 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,297 The "gaffer"-- me-- 361 00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:28,966 -is going out to the "pitch"-- -Yeah. 362 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,509 ...the grass here-- to watch practice. 363 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,427 "Training." They call practice "training." 364 00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:34,513 All this vernacular. Gonna be tough. 365 00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:37,140 You know what? I'm gonna get it though. 'Cause training makes perfect. 366 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,141 There you go. 367 00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:39,810 There's our man. 368 00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:47,025 Jesus, Mary and fuckface Joseph! 369 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,653 Eyes on the man you're marking! Come on! 370 00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:52,030 -Who is that? -Roy Kent. 371 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:55,033 Team captain. Classic old-school box-to-box midfielder. 372 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:58,412 -Definitely lost a step. -But, you know, he's a legend. 373 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,122 Won a Champions League with Chelsea, so... 374 00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:02,666 -Eight years ago. -Yeah. 375 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,460 Oh, God, what? 376 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,630 That is a darn fine sports mix, young fella. 377 00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:09,840 Coach, you try this? 378 00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:19,474 That does not come lightly from that fella, I'll tell you that. 379 00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:21,059 You continue to impress, Nathan. 380 00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:23,687 You remembered my name. 381 00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:27,191 Holy smokes! Did you see that? 382 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:30,277 That fella looked like a kitty cat when it gets spooked by a cucumber. 383 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,404 -Who the heck is that? -Jamie Tartt. 384 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,072 Top scorer on the team. 385 00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,157 Fuck off. 386 00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:37,993 -Nate, what's he like? -Who, Jamie? 387 00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:39,870 He's great. 388 00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:42,039 You know, at football. 389 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,459 Yeah, I know fellas like that. 390 00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:49,213 Sam Obisanya. He's a right back defender outta the Nigerian league. 391 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,048 Nigeria? Like Africa? 392 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,926 So these fellas are from all over the place? 393 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,093 I'm open, boyo. 394 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,595 I mean, he must be from England, yeah? 395 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,180 -Wales. -Is that another country? 396 00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:01,099 -Yes and no. -How many countries are in this country? 397 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,351 -Four. -Four. 398 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,229 It's kinda like America these days. 399 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:06,855 Right. 400 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,829 I do love a locker room. 401 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,332 Smells like potential. 402 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,710 And am I getting notes of Axe body spray? 403 00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:30,337 Spot on, Coach. 404 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,256 But I think they call it something else here. 405 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:42,474 Ding, ding, ding. 406 00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:44,852 Lynx. 407 00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,145 My favorite of the jungle cats. 408 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,319 Come here. Look at your face. Look at your face. 409 00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:55,487 Thanks, thanks, thanks. 410 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,748 Yeesh. 411 00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:08,208 Last time I saw eyes that cold, 412 00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:10,294 they were going head-to-head with Roy Scheider. 413 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,337 -Jaws? -No, All That Jazz. 414 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:14,298 I'm gonna say something. Howdy, fellas. 415 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,175 Don't stop what you're doing. 416 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,635 My name's Ted Lasso. This here is Coach Beard. 417 00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:20,679 I know we don't officially start quite yet, 418 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,098 but, you know, we just wanted to pop in, say howdy, 419 00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:25,058 let you know how excited we are to be here-- 420 00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:26,268 Knock, knock. 421 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,312 Is everyone in here decent? 422 00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:32,649 Boys, that's disappointing. 423 00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:36,945 Oh, shit. Am I interrupting you? 424 00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:39,573 No, no, that's okay. How can I help you? 425 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,366 No, I'm here to pick up that one. 426 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:42,868 Yeah. Sorry, Coach. 427 00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:45,120 She made me an appointment. I'm getting waxed. 428 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,123 It's more for the fans than it is for me. 429 00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:50,834 Score a goal, gotta take my shirt off. 430 00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,503 Sweetheart. 431 00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:55,088 I mean, I can stay if you want. 432 00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,382 No, that's okay. 433 00:20:57,466 --> 00:20:58,884 All right, cheers. 434 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,302 -Yeah. -There you go. 435 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:01,345 All right, kid, after you. 436 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,222 You're gonna be a gentleman now, are you? 437 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,057 No, babe. Just gonna watch your ass. 438 00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:07,684 Fuck off. 439 00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:10,354 Watch it and weep. 440 00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:19,446 Anyhoo, thank you for your time. 441 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:05,617 Coach. You gotta stay up. 442 00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,204 Come on, man. Don't be a sleep cop. 443 00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,168 Roy! Hey, Roy! 444 00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:17,629 Yeah? What do you want? 445 00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:19,923 It was real fun watching you out there today. 446 00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:22,259 You know, the boys really respond to you. 447 00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:24,678 It doesn't surprise me though. You've had a heck of a career. 448 00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:26,346 Thank you. 449 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:31,435 Never thought it would end being coached by Ronald fucking McDonald. 450 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,444 You gonna let him call you that? 451 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,945 I don't think he was referring to me. 452 00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:45,490 He thinks he's mad now, wait till we win him over. 453 00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:48,744 He'll be furious. 454 00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,078 You got any tape? 455 00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:26,114 What you doing in there? 456 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,409 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Are you all right? 457 00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:30,994 Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. 458 00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,246 I shouldn't laugh. 459 00:23:32,329 --> 00:23:33,872 It's okay. 460 00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:37,918 No, I was just making some adjustments to the locker room here. 461 00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:39,503 Nice, yeah. 462 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:43,048 Though, I believe it's crooked. 463 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,677 Now here I am thinking it was the room that was all outta whack. 464 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,095 But you know what? I think you're right. 465 00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:51,682 What you doing back here? Where's Jamie? 466 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,267 He left his phone in his locker. 467 00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:54,935 Why didn't he come get it? 468 00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:57,437 He's still getting waxed. He's surprisingly furry. 469 00:23:57,521 --> 00:23:59,481 The hair was, like, growing back while she was doing it. 470 00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:01,942 -Come on, now. -May I? 471 00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:03,777 -Yeah, yeah. Help yourself. -Thanks. 472 00:24:11,702 --> 00:24:13,412 Lower it down on that side. 473 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:14,496 Great. 474 00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:15,747 Keep going. Little bit. 475 00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:17,666 Teeny bit more. 476 00:24:17,749 --> 00:24:19,334 Stop! That's perfect. 477 00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:21,920 All right. How 'bout that? Nice teamwork. 478 00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:24,548 -Pow. Yeah. -Old-school. 479 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,092 -I'm Keeley, by the way. -Yeah. Hey, I'm Ted Lasso. 480 00:24:27,176 --> 00:24:29,303 No, I know. You're trending hard on Twitter right now. 481 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:30,554 How 'bout that. 482 00:24:31,221 --> 00:24:32,931 -Do you even tweet? -Nah. 483 00:24:33,015 --> 00:24:34,433 But I do beatbox all right. 484 00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:46,820 I never know how to react when a grown man beatboxes in front of me. 485 00:24:46,904 --> 00:24:48,864 Well, I hope you never run into Biz Markie. 486 00:24:50,449 --> 00:24:51,742 All right. 487 00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:54,703 Well, if you get curious and you start searching around on Twitter, 488 00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:56,330 I would avoid ♪Richmond. 489 00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:59,458 -Okay. -Or wanker. Or dick. 490 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,752 Well, I'll take your word for it. 491 00:25:02,753 --> 00:25:04,838 Welcome to England. 492 00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:14,806 Thank you. Hey, and thanks again for the lift. 493 00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:15,849 That's all right. 494 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:17,559 Hey, this you, Nate? 495 00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:19,520 That one? God, no. No, couldn't handle that. 496 00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:21,104 This is me. Green one here. 497 00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:23,565 Right. So, get that in there. 498 00:25:23,649 --> 00:25:24,650 Come on. 499 00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:27,361 Already burning the midnight oil, I see, Ted. 500 00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:28,654 Well, as the man once said, 501 00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:31,323 "The harder you work, the luckier you get," huh? 502 00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:33,200 On the diagonal. 503 00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:35,244 My apologies, Ted. We should have ordered you a car. 504 00:25:35,327 --> 00:25:36,662 Oh, no. That's okay. 505 00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:37,829 -Night, y'all. -Got it. 506 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:42,376 What is wrong with you? 507 00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:44,586 It's just that everything I've eaten today... 508 00:25:45,546 --> 00:25:47,464 feels like it's stuck right here. 509 00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:50,759 I got it. I got it. 510 00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:53,804 Here we go. 511 00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:57,182 He seems like such a nice man. I'm not sure I can do this. 512 00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:00,394 Obviously, for this to work, 513 00:26:00,477 --> 00:26:04,857 I'm going to need the full support of my new director of football operations. 514 00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:08,277 I'm assuming that's a promotion and substantial pay rise 515 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,863 that would be of interest to you and your family. 516 00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:15,534 Hey, look, this car's got an invisible steering wheel! 517 00:26:17,703 --> 00:26:18,662 I'm just kidding. 518 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:20,455 It's my man Nate here running the horn. 519 00:26:20,539 --> 00:26:23,166 You're a godsend, Ted Lasso. 520 00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:25,085 Takes one to know one. 521 00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:30,757 Well? 522 00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:33,302 I accept. 523 00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:34,511 Wonderful. 524 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,144 Oh, and Higgins, 525 00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:45,022 I know that there'll be elements to this little adventure 526 00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:46,398 that will weigh on you a bit. 527 00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,734 But I'm sure it won't be harder than it was 528 00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:51,820 to sneak all Rupert's women in and out behind my back all those years. 529 00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:08,295 This is you, Coach. 530 00:27:09,338 --> 00:27:11,548 Okay. All right. You good? 531 00:27:11,632 --> 00:27:13,217 -I'm good. You good? -Yeah. 532 00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,468 -Night, Coach. -Good night, Coach. 533 00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:16,011 I almost forgot. 534 00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:18,805 What's this for? 535 00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:20,557 -"Into touch." -Get some sleep, Coach. 536 00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:21,850 Yeah, I will. 537 00:28:09,106 --> 00:28:11,567 Hey, big guy. How you doing? How was school today? 538 00:28:12,943 --> 00:28:13,861 Right. 539 00:28:13,944 --> 00:28:15,529 No, I forgot. 540 00:28:15,612 --> 00:28:17,865 Yeah. Yeah, I'm a little loopy today. 541 00:28:18,866 --> 00:28:20,784 Yeah. Yeah, you could say that. 542 00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:24,788 No, no, that's okay. No. I just wanted to hear your voice. 543 00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:26,415 Yeah. Yeah, go do your thing. Yeah. 544 00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:28,083 Hey, is your mom there? 545 00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:30,252 Okay. Thanks, big guy. 546 00:28:30,335 --> 00:28:31,420 Hey, I miss you. 547 00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:35,549 Yeah, I love you too. 548 00:28:36,258 --> 00:28:37,259 Okay. 549 00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,103 Hey, how you doing? 550 00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:51,440 Yeah. Well, you know, so far so good. You know? 551 00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:55,194 It's gonna take some getting used to, yeah. 552 00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:57,946 But I think once we get going, it's gonna go all right. 553 00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:01,408 Yeah. No, that's true, that's true. Yeah. 554 00:29:02,326 --> 00:29:04,995 Well, you know what? It's actually pretty nice. Yeah. 555 00:29:06,163 --> 00:29:08,832 Yeah, and tell you what, they got a cute neighborhood too. 556 00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:09,917 Yeah. 557 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,377 Yeah, you and the little guy gotta get on over here. 558 00:29:12,461 --> 00:29:13,629 Come check it out. 559 00:29:18,634 --> 00:29:19,927 What? No, what did I say? 560 00:29:23,472 --> 00:29:26,141 But that's what I'm doing though. I'm giving you that space. 561 00:29:27,768 --> 00:29:28,769 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 562 00:29:28,852 --> 00:29:30,354 Yeah, and myself. Right. 563 00:29:32,648 --> 00:29:33,690 Okay. 564 00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:36,443 No, no. That's okay. Yeah, yeah. 565 00:29:36,527 --> 00:29:37,778 Hey, Michelle. 566 00:29:39,404 --> 00:29:40,405 I love you. 567 00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:46,370 No, no, that's okay. You don't have to. 568 00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:49,623 Really. Yeah. 569 00:29:52,501 --> 00:29:53,585 Okay. 570 00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:57,756 All right, now. Good night. 571 00:30:15,274 --> 00:30:17,943 Shoot. Now I can't sleep.