1 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:15,807 {\an8}(暫停營業,舉辦私人活動) 2 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:19,227 梅爾離開了感覺很不真實 3 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:21,938 - 各位,節哀順變 - 喂,你也一樣 4 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,314 但我們沒你們那麼了解她 5 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:25,692 對,梅爾就像我們媽媽 所以這是很大件事 6 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,860 因為我們的媽媽都很差 7 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,779 才不是,我愛我媽媽 8 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,322 對,我媽也很好 9 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:33,074 是啊,我媽也是好人 10 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:34,909 好吧,太好了,有好媽媽真好 11 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:36,286 你們都有好老母 12 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,997 今次就只談梅爾吧,好嗎? 13 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,165 敬梅爾 14 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,501 - 敬梅爾 - 敬菠蘿 15 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:45,754 我發現你變白了 16 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:47,922 對啊,以示對梅爾尊重 17 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:49,508 她覺得曬黑是反英 18 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:51,217 鑽石耳環呢? 19 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,553 梅爾覺得好造作 20 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,179 但你留住了垂墜耳環 21 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,639 梅爾喜歡這個 22 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,809 她說讓她想起她最愛那隻羊的耳牌 23 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,102 慢著,梅爾有最愛的羊? 24 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:02,354 德 25 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:04,730 嘩 26 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:06,400 還以為自己很了解她 27 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,694 - 謝謝,對 - 好 28 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:12,154 - 來嘗嘗愛爾蘭甘甜的花蜜 - 來吧 29 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,365 各位,梅爾的最愛,太好了 30 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:15,700 梅爾是愛爾蘭人,對吧? 31 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:16,910 不,但我們是,所以要搞清楚 32 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,161 好,玩小遊戲,好嗎? 33 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:23,291 第一口咕嚕喝下去 然後泡泡要剛好在健力士那個G字中間 34 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:25,710 好啊,這是愛爾蘭傳統吧? 35 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:31,258 這個幼稚行為其實是源自英國 36 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,013 等等 37 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,401 我最討厭喪禮 38 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:52,236 但我喜歡之後飲酒 39 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:55,782 儀式把你剖開,酒精再填滿那些缺口 40 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,826 直至再也填不滿 41 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,078 - 敬梅爾 - 敬梅爾 42 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,374 - 天啊 - 怎麼了? 43 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,293 {\an8}(人事部) 44 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,127 你有麻煩了 45 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:10,172 {\an8}我出去外面接 46 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:18,096 你沒事吧? 47 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:19,973 我沒事,寶貝 48 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:24,895 那種感覺就是一陣陣… 49 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,113 一陣陣 50 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:41,452 {\an8}(賤經紀,大歷) 51 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:43,372 {\an8}收皮吧 52 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,423 好險 53 00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:00,012 謝謝,寶貝 54 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,974 不行…核突 55 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:03,642 對不起,不要緊 56 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:12,693 你有沒有甚麼 關於喪禮揮之不去的想法需要排解? 57 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,613 有,我擔心梅爾的死是我們的錯 58 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,281 我們有孩子 59 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:20,950 我們把一個生命帶到這個世上 所以另一個生命要離開 60 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,785 你以為自己邊位? 61 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:23,787 魁隆嗎? 62 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,206 你呢? 63 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:30,084 儀式進行的時候 有沒有甚麼黑暗、不安的想法? 64 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:34,339 就是明白任何事情隨時都可能會改變 65 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,258 你改變了 66 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,093 我的身體在改變 67 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,096 - 我留意到 - 對 68 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,850 對,我們身邊的一切總是在改變 69 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,602 發生得很快 70 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:50,688 我很興奮,同時也有點害怕 71 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:51,772 我明白 72 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:55,902 但別擔心,你有我在,我不會改變… 73 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,280 麻鬼煩 74 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,949 - 想點? - 羅伊寶貝,終於接了 75 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,368 你到底想點? 76 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,078 單刀直入,我鍾意,你坐著嗎? 77 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,163 是啊 78 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,332 你是我的朋友和我們最好的客戶 79 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:12,752 車路士剛邀請你去當他們的主教練 80 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,170 恭喜你 81 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:16,631 這對我們兩個都是大事 82 00:04:16,632 --> 00:04:19,718 當然不是跟我有關,但也不是完全無關 83 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:21,927 很正吧? 84 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,012 對 85 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,889 - 我們應該飲酒慶祝 - 晚點再傾 86 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,266 飲香檳 87 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,522 羅伊 88 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,819 天啊 89 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:40,988 你好嗎? 90 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:42,323 還好 91 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:44,242 我跟他說如果太難接受,我們可以走先 92 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:45,744 我都說沒事 93 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,585 那酒吧之後會點? 94 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:56,254 這是個好問題,我不知道 95 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:57,965 我們要搬嗎? 96 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:01,218 對,我希望自己也有答案 97 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,302 但人生就是這樣 98 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:06,556 有時候突然間出現很多改變 99 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:08,475 我知道,我現在在倫敦生活 100 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:12,104 我去玩飛鏢 101 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,608 他現在的確是在倫敦生活 102 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:18,694 他說得沒錯 103 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:24,115 你玩甚麼?來吧,一齊玩 104 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:26,118 - 你玩?好吧 - 好 105 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,537 喂,你跟你媽合得來嗎? 106 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:30,998 合得來,我很愛我媽 107 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:34,000 你還好嗎? 108 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:37,087 好…很好,我弄了一個東西 109 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,422 你把它錶起來了 110 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:41,883 我覺得他們可能會想掛在酒吧裏 111 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:43,427 你真有心 112 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:48,014 好了,別那麼意外,我也可以很好人 113 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:50,183 點解我擺出這樣奇怪的表情? 114 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:51,476 對,這是我最喜歡的地方 115 00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:55,355 那是誰? 116 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:03,238 不…搞錯,不要 117 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,574 天啊,阿珍,你過來做甚麼? 118 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:07,909 你怎能這樣問? 119 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,702 梅姬是我最好的朋友 120 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,329 如果那是事實,你應該知道她叫梅爾 121 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:13,248 而且也不會著到好似妓女的伴娘一樣 122 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,208 不要侮辱我的哀悼方式 123 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:18,503 不過我不能久留 我的表演今晚開始在西區演出 124 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:20,881 好勁的卡士,很多人睇好 125 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,424 我甚至戴了這古董珠寶 126 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:26,427 他們給我的時候,竟然傻傻的以為我會還 127 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,012 我完全不想知道 128 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:30,891 - 但至少我知道你為甚麼來 - 你總是要撩交嗌 129 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,434 好,我走 130 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:35,312 但我會想念這雙眼睛 131 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,358 你在做甚麼? 132 00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:43,110 你的耳環卡住了我的戒指 133 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,988 我來… 134 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,794 莉碧嘉,我有事要跟你說 135 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:01,380 好 136 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,549 - 你好,各位 - 現在怎樣? 137 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:06,551 不麻煩的話,我們要唱歌獻給梅爾 138 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:09,512 這是一首名為《離別酒》的 愛爾蘭傳統歌曲 139 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:10,721 我只是確認一下 140 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,390 - 梅爾不是愛爾蘭裔 - 她不是 141 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:14,100 - 不是愛爾蘭裔 - 不是,收到 142 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,144 - 別理,唱吧 - 但我可唱和音嗎? 143 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,607 - 唱吧,來 - 是嗎? 144 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:32,411 我過去擁有過的金錢 145 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:39,293 換取成無限的陪伴 146 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:45,591 我過去所造成的傷害 147 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:51,889 除了我以外,大家絲毫無損 148 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:59,145 我過去對智慧的渴望 149 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:04,234 現在卻無法憶起 150 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:10,908 請斟滿這離別的酒杯 151 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:17,039 願良夜和快樂伴隨著你們 152 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:23,921 我過去所有的朋友 153 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:29,218 他們為我的離去而難過 154 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:35,432 我過去所有的知己 155 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:41,522 他們都希望我多留一天 156 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:48,819 但命中注定 157 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:54,326 我要先行一步,而你不用 158 00:08:55,118 --> 00:09:00,874 我會輕輕地站起身,溫柔地呼喚 159 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:07,130 願良夜和快樂伴隨著你們 160 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,093 唱得好 161 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:15,931 - 敬梅爾 - 敬梅爾 162 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:22,062 敬梅爾 163 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,238 喂 164 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:33,156 你沒事吧? 165 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,075 沒事 166 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,160 對,我…只是… 167 00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:43,667 我…只希望她能夠再次教我做功課 168 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,463 我明白 169 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,349 當我們失去一個人時 170 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:04,855 這真的能夠讓人感觸很深,對吧? 171 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:10,944 甚至讓足球這些事看起來變得很無謂 172 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,863 如果梅爾聽到你這樣說 她會從墓穴跑出來 173 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,199 拉你下去陪她 174 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,327 對,所以我沒有太大聲說出來 175 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:34,051 你爸怎樣死的? 176 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:40,807 對… 177 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:45,562 嫲嫲告訴我,他跌落樓梯撞到頭 178 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,356 是真的嗎? 179 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,151 是 180 00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:57,783 他那時是你這個年紀? 181 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:01,828 對 182 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,706 喂 183 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,835 別擔心,我行樓梯沒問題 184 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,965 我答應你,你沒那麼快失去我 185 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:14,675 明白嗎? 186 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:16,468 好 187 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,523 我們可以回到下面嗎? 188 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,191 好啊… 189 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:02,013 《乜都得教練》 190 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,472 - 早晨 - 早晨 191 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,474 早晨 192 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:08,895 喂,教練,你長大的時候 你父母會講大話騙你嗎? 193 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,689 你說笑嗎?經常啊 194 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,359 聖誕老人、香煙、登月 很多東西都會,怎麼了? 195 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,279 {\an8}前幾天亨利叫我老老實實答 196 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:22,326 {\an8}結果我轉彎抹角得自己也不喜歡 197 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:23,994 {\an8}好的 198 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:27,664 {\an8}你有很好的理由這樣做吧? 199 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:29,625 {\an8}對 200 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:34,128 {\an8}只要那些理由跟你的不安感 201 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:37,424 {\an8}或者相信 葉繼歡是個英雄那種黐線想法無關 202 00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:39,801 {\an8}你大概做了正確的決定 203 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:47,142 (列治文球隊,女子隊領隊) 204 00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:50,895 - 好了,尚恩,插好安全帶 - 好 205 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,355 乖,聽著 206 00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:54,690 你跟你爸一起,我現在去返工,好嗎? 207 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,651 對啊,媽咪要去踢波了 208 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,986 對,你乖乖返學,聽老師話 209 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,071 也要聽爸爸話,好嗎? 210 00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:03,283 對,聽爸爸話 因為我不想上次的事再發生 211 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,034 上次怎麼了? 212 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:09,372 很不幸地…阿池,不能在車上放屁 213 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:10,581 - 爸,是你 - 阿池 214 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:13,209 - 是我的問題嗎?不是我啊 - 是你在車上放屁嗎? 215 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:14,293 - 他們在放屁 - 是嗎? 216 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,420 - 是…你好臭 - 你好臭 217 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,922 - 我要關門了 - 這是你的錯 218 00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,049 - 兩個都臭,我要關門了 - 小臭男 219 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,803 - 你生了臭小孩 - 關門了,臭小孩 220 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,805 小臭男 221 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,140 好 222 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,809 - 謝謝,阿賓 - 不客氣 223 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,602 你星期六還是可以吧? 224 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,020 應該沒問題,對 225 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,481 不…不要說“應該沒問題”,一定要講實 226 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,607 我有比賽 227 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,651 那是今季最後一場,所以我要你幫手 228 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,112 好吧,聽著 我那時可能在曼徹斯特電台有工作 229 00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:42,280 - 你想我點? - 不 230 00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:43,364 我…想你幫手 231 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:44,782 - 不,我要工作 - 你要守諾言 232 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,659 - 因為我請你幫手… - 我不是不守… 233 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,245 好了… 234 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:52,875 不是我當了兩子之母後 還要去做運動員吧? 235 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:55,586 小伊 236 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:58,963 算了 237 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:02,134 好了…男生,我們開車了 來吧,一齊上路吧 238 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,094 好嘢 239 00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:06,930 再見 240 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:18,733 我們一定要去是甚麼意思? 241 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:21,736 莉碧嘉,按照法例 我們一定要出席下週的股東大會 242 00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:23,696 即使我們不知道誰會出現 243 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,281 我不去 244 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:27,742 不會還有甚麼真正的股東 245 00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:31,162 - 多得魯伯特 - 我明白你,是真的 246 00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:34,582 就像羅渣禾達士想搶回Pink Floyd一樣 247 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:38,337 魯伯特連神級經典大碟也沒份寫 248 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,005 你想我到時候給你一點精神上的支持嗎? 249 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,882 - 你真有心 - 對 250 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:46,511 但其實我幾高興出席人數不多 251 00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:49,263 比較開心,又跟Pink Floyd無關的消息 252 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:52,683 將最後一場比賽轉到 奶路臣路球場踢的計劃進行得如火如荼 253 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,561 上次簡直是一片災難,對吧? 254 00:14:55,562 --> 00:15:00,149 自從贏了布里斯托後,好嘢 門票銷量輕微上升 255 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,027 很接近賣完吧? 256 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,283 - 不 - 別擔心,我搞掂了 257 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,285 琪麗 258 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,828 你看起來很認真 259 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,581 謝謝,我完全沒睡,太多想法了 260 00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,625 如果我們要賣光門票 我們一定要全力衝刺 261 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:18,751 怎樣做才是最好? 262 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,087 當然是爆紅影片,但我們試過了 263 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,713 慢著,第一條片有甚麼問題? 264 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,967 太自命不凡,讓足球看起來像功課 265 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,552 怎麼會?我們拍的時候不是這樣 266 00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:29,262 好玩是因為球隊很好玩 267 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,390 所以我回去,我… 268 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,560 我直接給你們看吧 269 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:38,021 - 我很有興趣… - 太好了,你應該的 270 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,065 因為你也在裏面 271 00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,483 (列治文女子隊有個問題問你) 272 00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,027 但是以下的訊息 273 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,239 這是我的時代 274 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,449 頒個女主角獎給她 275 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,286 “這是我的時代” 276 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,958 你們在哪裏? 277 00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:00,710 我說得對嗎? 278 00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:04,965 列治文球隊一直支持這個社區 279 00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:09,427 你們在哪裏? 280 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:11,847 - 你們在邊…度? - 對 281 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,641 好勁,十分正 282 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,227 你們快來吧 283 00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:22,524 (我們會到,但是…) 284 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:23,942 你們… 285 00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:26,528 在… 286 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:30,240 - 哪裏? - 哪裏? 287 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:33,576 所有我認識的人都睇過這條片 就像《權力遊戲》一樣流行 288 00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:35,662 對,但我們的人生沒那麼多性愛和暴力 289 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,414 你自己才是 290 00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:39,291 - 乖一點 - 對不起 291 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,877 醉酒莉碧嘉可能是 我的精神動物,你懂嗎? 292 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,130 我今年萬聖節一定會打扮成她 293 00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:48,509 好了…我會扮希堅斯 然後全晚尷尬地站在你身邊 294 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,011 好了,各位,我們集中一點 295 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,346 今天是一場大賽 296 00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:54,931 你現在是隊長嗎? 297 00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:57,308 - 當然不是 - 你表現得像隊長一樣 298 00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:59,352 - 別那麼衰格,可以嗎? - 討厭 299 00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:00,354 等等… 300 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:02,897 喂,莉絲呢? 301 00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:04,525 - 不知道 - 我不知道 302 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:08,528 - 好,我出門了 - 好 303 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:10,530 除非你想我留低,我也會答應你 304 00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:11,989 我喜歡你出門 305 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,742 我會在我們舒服的梳化上看 306 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,286 穿著自己舒服的衫 307 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,997 舒舒服服坐在垃圾桶旁 308 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:22,542 等我們的寶寶把我變成驅魔人 309 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,549 驅魔人其實是牧師 310 00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:32,469 把導致嘔吐的魔鬼驅走 311 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,805 所以人們…我到底在說甚麼? 312 00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:37,557 誰在乎?對不起 313 00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:39,643 我愛你 314 00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:45,815 比賽日,大家,今天是比賽日 315 00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:47,525 - 來吧,比賽日 - 來擊掌 316 00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:49,110 - 不了 - 好吧 317 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:52,738 好,聽著 今日出場陣容我有些想法,好嗎? 318 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:53,865 搞錯 319 00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:55,408 教練,也許是時候換張新櫈 320 00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:57,034 教練,這是新的櫈 321 00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,453 敲門 322 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,580 早安,希堅斯大人 323 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,748 早安,諸位教練 324 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:03,833 對 325 00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,460 希望你們沒有不便,但我們有位訪客 326 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,712 你好,灰獵犬 327 00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,797 偉大尼敦,不是吧? 328 00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,007 天啊,來吧 329 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:13,301 你好嗎?見到你真好 330 00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:15,011 - 我也是,真的 - 看看你 331 00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:16,555 - 見到你真好,老友 - 嗨,教練 332 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:19,182 喂,你的眼睛一直是藍色嗎? 333 00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:20,184 是啊 334 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:23,186 這是尼敦雪萊,這位是愛麗絲昭頓 335 00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:24,687 - 這是尼敦雪萊 - 幸會 336 00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:26,022 - 幸會 - 恭喜 337 00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,982 - 恭喜,你們都剛認識了型人 - 太好了 338 00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:29,317 - 你的新工作好嗎? - 好 339 00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:31,611 很好啊,喂,你猜猜需要幾多人 340 00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:33,654 執教波蘭國家隊? 341 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:34,948 我不知道,幾多? 342 00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:36,825 三個 343 00:18:39,203 --> 00:18:41,287 - 跟這裏一樣吧? - 對,一、二、三 344 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,496 喂,你怎麼回來了? 345 00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:43,748 只是探望家人 346 00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:47,085 見到我看到你們球隊的影片 才發現自己應該來看看你們 347 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:50,129 - 寶寶好嗎? - 翡翠和我… 348 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,006 太好了,我們都很愛小雅典娜 349 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,509 天啊,擠那小小的… 350 00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:56,511 - 是不是那條神奇小子? - 羅伊肯特 351 00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:58,930 - 你好嗎?見到你真好 - 尼敦,你好嗎? 352 00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,515 - 我很好,有心 - 見到你真好 353 00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:02,850 - 回來真的很好 - 好了,各位偉大的教練 354 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,770 - 你們繼續傾吧 - 好 355 00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:07,772 希堅斯,你可以多留一陣嗎? 356 00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:09,107 我… 357 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,861 我很不想說出來,但我需要一些建議 358 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,992 鑽石狗集合 359 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,829 這裏以前有個東西,我常常會坐上去 360 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:33,257 - 沒事… - 汪 361 00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:35,716 真對不起,很快問個問題 362 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:36,968 可能很傻的問題 363 00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:40,179 - 到底搞甚麼鬼? - 不,這是好問題,教練? 364 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,307 鑽石狗是…天啊,我以前是怎形容? 365 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,517 集團? 366 00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:46,894 - 聯…合體? - 集團? 367 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,980 - 可能是議會,或是… - …小圈子 368 00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:51,065 結社…不 369 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,608 - 小圈子? - 或者… 370 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:53,818 - 配偶? - 聯合體 371 00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:55,486 - “綜聯辦”,那… - “綜聯辦”? 372 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:57,405 算了,聽著,鑽石狗只是 373 00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,448 大家分享自己煩惱的地方 374 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:03,537 大家都不會批判你 但不知怎地,一開始要一齊吠 375 00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:06,163 汪 376 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,665 對,所以是男人間的東西 377 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,334 對,傳統上是的,但是絕對歡迎你留低 378 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,460 你可以做貓 379 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,546 狗也可以是雌性 380 00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:16,007 對啊…好吧,做狗吧 381 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:18,259 不…我想做貓 382 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,261 請繼續 383 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,556 好的,那麼… 384 00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:25,016 琪麗大肚了 385 00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:27,185 - 太好了 - 嘩,羅伊,恭喜你 386 00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:28,519 但只是兩個月,所以… 387 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,104 對,我不會講給任何人知道 388 00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:31,106 這樣太快了 389 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:35,026 對不起,那樣太批判,對吧? 390 00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:37,486 - 那樣太批判了,對不起 - 總之 391 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,697 我知道現在是太早說 392 00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:42,409 但我要快點把這東西說出來,因為… 393 00:20:43,869 --> 00:20:44,870 我只是… 394 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,415 我不想破壞一個完美的孩子 395 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,125 老友,我覺得你對自己太嚴苛了 396 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:53,461 你照顧菲比一直都照顧得很好 397 00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:55,421 對,但做舅父不是全職工作 398 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,383 每次菲比煩親我,我就踢她返屋企 399 00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:01,220 但這孩子會永遠跟我一起 400 00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:05,098 我怎能確保自己會是個好爸爸 401 00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:15,525 好了,聽著,做爸爸是其中一種 402 00:21:15,526 --> 00:21:17,485 你永遠都不會準備好的事情 403 00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:21,197 亨利出世時,我嚇得半死 那感覺就像是昨天的事 404 00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:24,284 現在12年後 我還是不知道自己有沒有做得對 405 00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:26,411 我可能只是習慣了 406 00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:33,042 當茱莉懷第一個孩子時 我爸跟我說:“如果你把孩子跌了落地 407 00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:36,046 而你也一定會,儘快執起他們就對了” 408 00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:38,382 這些話奇怪地讓人安心 409 00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:41,592 到最後…你們聽到我在這裏說話嗎? 410 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:42,677 - 完全聽到 - 好 411 00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:45,721 對,到最後,愛還是會贏 412 00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,932 如果你能順從當下的情緒 413 00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:50,184 那份情緒就會指引你做出決定 414 00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:51,520 你的腦袋也會跟上你的內心 415 00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:57,900 羅伊,當我以為自己快要當爸爸 416 00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:00,987 我每天都越來越興奮,直至我發現 417 00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:03,532 阿珍已經懷孕了11個月 418 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:08,244 很多人想要孩子,但不是很多人能夠得到 419 00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:11,497 你現在感覺到那份不確定性 就提醒一下自己 420 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:14,376 這是很多人想要的事情 421 00:22:19,882 --> 00:22:20,883 謝謝 422 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,303 我明白了,原來是對話 423 00:22:25,137 --> 00:22:26,262 對,只是對話 424 00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:27,513 - 基本上是 - 但型得多 425 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,516 - 對 - 教練,你有沒有補充? 426 00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:36,063 我不知道自己想不想要孩子 427 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,316 不過… 428 00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:42,236 別跟他們說青豆好吃 429 00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:43,654 因為真的不好吃 430 00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:46,991 要花很多年時間才能重建你們之間的信任 431 00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:48,576 有道理 432 00:22:48,577 --> 00:22:51,580 當你覺得自己不足的時候,別直接消失 433 00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,590 說得好,好吧… 434 00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:05,635 鑽石狗和喵喵委員會? 435 00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:08,055 不…我想叫貓黨 436 00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:11,766 反對,那是眾數,但你得一個人 437 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,726 - 暫時是 - 有道理 438 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:16,897 好了,鑽石狗和貓黨都開口了 439 00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:20,275 汪汪汪 440 00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:23,528 莉絲有沒有消息? 441 00:23:23,529 --> 00:23:25,364 我一直傳短訊給她,但她沒有回 442 00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:27,115 像你所有男友一樣 443 00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:30,159 天啊 444 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,245 真抱歉,我今早真是一團糟 445 00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:33,329 可以給你嗎? 446 00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:36,040 天啊,莉絲 我不知道今天是帶細路返工日 447 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:39,293 對啊,當你前度是人渣 448 00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:40,545 又喜歡驚喜就是 449 00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:43,089 他要媽媽有創意地思考育兒方法 450 00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:44,215 現在就是這樣了 451 00:23:44,216 --> 00:23:45,299 嗨,各位 452 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,969 - 對不起 - 我們應該坐低嗎? 453 00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:48,970 你們想玩嗎? 454 00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:50,054 - 想 - 好 455 00:23:50,055 --> 00:23:51,556 - 阿臻,你不用這樣 - 不要緊 456 00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:52,682 你其實幫了我一把 457 00:23:52,683 --> 00:23:53,976 我需要童工 458 00:23:55,227 --> 00:23:57,270 對,這樣應該有用 459 00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:59,105 你要他們兩個人對決 460 00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:00,274 - 收到 - 對 461 00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:04,110 好了,你們哪個摺毛巾最快? 462 00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:05,278 - 我… - 是我… 463 00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:07,238 好了,但你們要證明給我的 464 00:24:07,239 --> 00:24:08,657 第一個摺完就贏 465 00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:10,951 再見 466 00:24:12,411 --> 00:24:13,870 你沒事吧? 467 00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:16,206 我今日要把足球當他的賓周那樣大力踢 468 00:24:16,832 --> 00:24:17,915 好,你沒事 469 00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:19,001 我沒事 470 00:24:19,585 --> 00:24:21,753 我今天真的很想到場 471 00:24:22,254 --> 00:24:24,922 我明白,親愛的,但始終還是要工作 472 00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:26,549 我星期一會到… 473 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:29,844 不然我就辭職,買下一間足球會 那我就能多見你一點 474 00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:33,181 這樣說真溫馨,但你要知道你這樣做的話 475 00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:37,268 我們會把你隊垃圾波打到落花流水 476 00:24:37,269 --> 00:24:38,561 對不起 477 00:24:38,562 --> 00:24:40,479 剛才進入了另一個狀態 478 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,773 不,我喜歡,還有我愛你 479 00:24:42,774 --> 00:24:43,775 我愛你 480 00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:46,694 對不起,快準備好了 481 00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:49,322 不…慢慢來,你老公怎樣? 482 00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:51,449 馬特…我們沒有結婚 483 00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:52,783 - 醒目 - 對 484 00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:54,912 結婚根本多餘 485 00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:57,288 如果過得開心,又或者覺得自己開心 486 00:24:57,289 --> 00:24:58,832 點解要冒險,對吧? 487 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:02,418 - 我有令人焦慮的消息 - 甚麼? 488 00:25:02,419 --> 00:25:04,086 是牛奶姐妹 489 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:05,339 她們賣了自己的股份 490 00:25:06,757 --> 00:25:08,634 我本來很肯定她們不會賣 491 00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:11,052 所以她們才沒有回電給你 492 00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:12,221 八婆 493 00:25:13,639 --> 00:25:14,848 真遺憾 494 00:25:16,016 --> 00:25:17,476 想不到會發生這種事 495 00:25:19,061 --> 00:25:21,688 (相信) 496 00:25:22,606 --> 00:25:24,357 喂,孩子說背囊裏有零食 497 00:25:24,358 --> 00:25:26,943 是啊,阿臻,你不用一直看顧她們 498 00:25:26,944 --> 00:25:29,737 真的沒所謂,事先話你知 他們有驚喜給你 499 00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:31,280 之後他們就會回到座位 500 00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:33,575 太好了,慢著,甚麼驚喜? 501 00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:37,246 好了,各位,齊來看看出場陣容 502 00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:40,165 勁啊,莎儂 503 00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:44,378 沒錯 504 00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:47,422 好了,喂,加油啊 505 00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:51,342 好了,大家加油吧,最後一場的魔法 506 00:25:51,343 --> 00:25:52,635 好嘢 507 00:25:52,636 --> 00:25:55,388 我好幾年沒有做教練 508 00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:59,309 老實跟大家講 回來的時候,我其實很緊張 509 00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:02,562 但你們都太好了,是真的 510 00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:06,148 我想感謝你們每一個人的耐心 511 00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:08,818 還有努力,最重要的是 512 00:26:08,819 --> 00:26:11,238 讓我的衣櫃不只有卡其褲和休閒褲 513 00:26:12,489 --> 00:26:14,491 雖然今天下午看不出來 514 00:26:15,576 --> 00:26:16,868 所以,聽著,我不知道今天 515 00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:19,036 前來的觀眾會怎樣 或者有幾個人來看比賽 516 00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:20,873 但這都不重要 517 00:26:21,582 --> 00:26:23,124 因為任何過來看你們比賽的人 518 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,750 他們來了都是因為他們想來 519 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:26,044 跟我們一樣,好嗎? 520 00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:28,505 這才是最重要的 521 00:26:29,882 --> 00:26:31,841 其實,我只想到一個很想來 522 00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:32,925 但又無法出現的人 523 00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:35,803 但我相信天堂的酒吧網絡訊號夠強 524 00:26:35,804 --> 00:26:36,847 她也會看著你們 525 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:39,182 寶貝,所以你們要踢得好 526 00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:40,391 - 好 - 知道了 527 00:26:40,392 --> 00:26:42,019 好了,來吧,大家圍圈,好 528 00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:45,563 大家來吧,寶貝 529 00:26:45,564 --> 00:26:47,190 來吧 530 00:26:47,191 --> 00:26:49,275 數三聲叫列治文,準備好嗎?一、二、三 531 00:26:49,276 --> 00:26:50,360 列治文 532 00:26:54,114 --> 00:26:58,075 列治文球迷以出席人數 來展示對球隊的支持 533 00:26:58,076 --> 00:27:00,620 現在奶路臣路球場真是熱血沸騰 534 00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:02,747 如果列治文是一個身體 535 00:27:02,748 --> 00:27:05,541 這些群眾就是它一直在跳動的心臟 536 00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:07,960 球迷的歌聲就像血液 537 00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:11,255 提供維生的營養和寶貴的氧氣 538 00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:13,216 - 你們好嗎? - 好 539 00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:14,592 謝謝你 540 00:27:14,593 --> 00:27:17,429 好了…來吧,乖仔,專心點,要認真 541 00:27:19,181 --> 00:27:20,264 阿池 542 00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:21,974 - 不是我,是尚恩 - 尚恩? 543 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,059 - 是他 - 是他? 544 00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:24,143 阿池,是你嗎? 545 00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:25,394 - 不是 - 不是嗎? 546 00:27:25,395 --> 00:27:26,896 - 是他 - 是我 547 00:27:26,897 --> 00:27:27,980 是勃斯 548 00:27:27,981 --> 00:27:29,232 現在是列治文對水晶宮 549 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:30,984 - 好了,來吧 - …球隊出場了 550 00:27:32,528 --> 00:27:33,695 來吧 551 00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:40,743 列治文女子隊成功了 552 00:27:40,744 --> 00:27:43,622 奶路臣路球場的門票賣光 553 00:27:48,043 --> 00:27:49,044 加油,列治文 554 00:27:50,045 --> 00:27:54,090 今天是 本地女生莎儂史東的大日子 555 00:27:54,091 --> 00:27:56,635 她首次為從小支持的球會正選上陣 556 00:27:57,219 --> 00:27:58,637 太正了 557 00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,138 我改變了主意,我想踢正選 558 00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:02,808 不可以 559 00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:07,354 你們可以的… 560 00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:12,067 加油,來吧 561 00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:18,364 你有沒有後悔離開列治文,加盟曼聯嗎? 562 00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:19,615 當然有 563 00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:22,118 但跟桃樂絲學到的一樣,有時候你要離開 564 00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,203 才知道屋企在哪裏 565 00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:25,496 我很愛《綠野仙蹤》 566 00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:26,664 不是… 567 00:28:26,665 --> 00:28:30,251 桃樂絲是我阿姨 她為了跳舞老師離開了我姨丈一陣 568 00:28:30,252 --> 00:28:32,254 奧比桑尼亞家的超級大醜聞 569 00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:35,507 加油,列治文 570 00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,680 (琪麗鍾斯:請你別生氣) 571 00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:44,641 (我沒有看比賽,但我有聽到) 572 00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:05,787 對不起 573 00:29:06,496 --> 00:29:08,998 我知道自己應該在家休息 574 00:29:08,999 --> 00:29:10,000 我不能留在那裏 575 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:12,419 我要過來感受氣氛 576 00:29:17,925 --> 00:29:19,092 來吧 577 00:29:19,968 --> 00:29:21,136 我們去邊? 578 00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:26,433 加油,列治文 579 00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:42,949 - 球證,搞甚麼? - 好了,夠了 580 00:29:42,950 --> 00:29:44,325 - 走吧… - 是我錯,對不起 581 00:29:44,326 --> 00:29:46,118 對,很抱歉,但你也有看到吧? 582 00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:47,578 - 我有看到 - 那是犯規 583 00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:49,622 - 所以我們要回去裏面 - 我們要走了 584 00:29:49,623 --> 00:29:51,207 好嘢,正 585 00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:54,418 沒有莉碧嘉維爾頓的領導 586 00:29:54,419 --> 00:29:57,129 列治文絕不可能有今季的成就 587 00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:59,423 只要她繼續沉著穩定 588 00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:02,427 列治文的前途依然一片光明 589 00:30:08,642 --> 00:30:12,562 (列治文半年度股東大會) 590 00:30:12,563 --> 00:30:14,272 是今天吧? 591 00:30:14,273 --> 00:30:16,274 是啊,其他人呢? 592 00:30:16,275 --> 00:30:17,608 我不知道 593 00:30:17,609 --> 00:30:19,819 點解你們不問你們的好老母? 594 00:30:19,820 --> 00:30:21,572 她可能會知道 595 00:30:32,165 --> 00:30:36,252 列治文球隊的股東大會正式開始 596 00:30:36,253 --> 00:30:38,213 現在先進行開放發言時間 597 00:30:40,674 --> 00:30:43,885 你們這些易呃的小寶寶 598 00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:44,969 秀德 599 00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:46,429 你點解來了? 600 00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:49,807 因為一直都是我 601 00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:51,185 櫈燉登 602 00:30:52,186 --> 00:30:53,769 - 慘了 - 你點知? 603 00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:55,271 她說:“櫈燉登” 604 00:30:55,272 --> 00:30:56,480 對不起 605 00:30:56,481 --> 00:30:57,690 你在說甚麼? 606 00:30:57,691 --> 00:31:01,152 不是魯伯特,一直都是我 607 00:31:01,153 --> 00:31:03,529 甚麼?對不起,你說甚麼? 608 00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:05,156 這裏迴音好大 609 00:31:05,157 --> 00:31:07,450 你又企得好遠 610 00:31:07,451 --> 00:31:09,619 可惡,麻鬼煩,我本身打算要戲劇化登場 611 00:31:09,620 --> 00:31:10,746 好了,聽著 612 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:13,040 我想說的是 613 00:31:14,082 --> 00:31:16,709 之前是我一直買那些股份 614 00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:18,544 不是魯伯特,諸如此類 615 00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:20,630 我現在已經擁有你球隊的控股權 616 00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:22,257 不對,是我的球隊 617 00:31:23,425 --> 00:31:24,593 登櫈 618 00:31:25,427 --> 00:31:26,969 現在她還說“登櫈” 619 00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:28,387 你做了甚麼? 620 00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:29,722 莉碧嘉,我話你知 621 00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:32,558 你記得我好朋友曉高韋度斯 622 00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:34,810 那個衰相粉腸? 623 00:31:34,811 --> 00:31:38,606 是他逐家逐戶拜訪 624 00:31:38,607 --> 00:31:41,317 替我買下那些股份 625 00:31:41,318 --> 00:31:42,319 希堅斯… 626 00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:46,072 你其實差一點就抓到他了 627 00:31:46,073 --> 00:31:48,157 直至你對魯伯特的執迷 628 00:31:48,158 --> 00:31:50,285 一個你們所有人都有的問題 讓你錯誤判斷了 629 00:31:52,037 --> 00:31:53,747 萊斯里,你當時還十分肯定 630 00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:59,585 然後當曉高終於說服那對牛奶姐妹 631 00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:00,878 賣出她們的股份 632 00:32:00,879 --> 00:32:02,338 是我 633 00:32:02,339 --> 00:32:04,340 我擁有超過一半的列治文球隊股份 634 00:32:04,341 --> 00:32:05,716 兩三下就搞掂 635 00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:07,760 就是那麼簡單 636 00:32:07,761 --> 00:32:12,014 你點解要這樣做? 不是說女人要互相幫助嗎? 637 00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:14,726 我是幫助女人啊 638 00:32:15,352 --> 00:32:16,854 幫我自己 639 00:32:18,146 --> 00:32:22,108 別擔心,我不會亂搞你那灰獵犬英雌 640 00:32:22,109 --> 00:32:24,235 那不是我想要的 641 00:32:24,236 --> 00:32:26,612 不是,其實我浪費了很多時間 642 00:32:26,613 --> 00:32:29,824 嘗試讓在足球界做決定的男人聽我支笛 643 00:32:29,825 --> 00:32:32,243 唯一確保他們會這樣做的方法 644 00:32:32,244 --> 00:32:35,705 就是擁有一支英超的男子隊 645 00:32:35,706 --> 00:32:38,208 所以,多謝你 646 00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:42,044 莉碧嘉,別一臉驚訝的樣子 647 00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:44,798 拜託,你從一開始就知道我是蠍子 648 00:32:48,844 --> 00:32:51,722 拮… 649 00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:00,938 大佬,功課做得怎樣? 650 00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:03,232 - 其實有點難 - 是嗎? 651 00:33:03,233 --> 00:33:05,819 你想的話,我可以幫手,除非是數學 652 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,363 - 是數學 - 慘 653 00:33:25,214 --> 00:33:27,591 我很抱歉錯過了你今季那麼多比賽 654 00:33:28,759 --> 00:33:31,469 但我只想讓你知道,我會調整一下 655 00:33:31,470 --> 00:33:34,055 我這邊的事情 保證下年不會再有同類事情發生 656 00:33:34,056 --> 00:33:35,098 我應承你 657 00:33:35,766 --> 00:33:36,767 好嗎? 658 00:33:37,518 --> 00:33:38,935 好… 659 00:33:38,936 --> 00:33:40,103 好 660 00:33:49,530 --> 00:33:55,201 其實我還有別的事情想跟你說 661 00:33:55,202 --> 00:33:56,328 好的 662 00:33:59,957 --> 00:34:03,168 是關於你爺爺怎樣離世 663 00:34:07,005 --> 00:34:08,422 有一部分… 664 00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:22,477 萊斯里,你說過我們能保住球隊的控制權 665 00:34:22,478 --> 00:34:24,397 對,我知道,但那些數字一直在改變 666 00:34:24,398 --> 00:34:25,564 現在我們… 667 00:34:25,565 --> 00:34:29,776 我現在失去了球會 就是因為你,因為你這個白癡 668 00:34:29,777 --> 00:34:31,361 你不能這樣說我 669 00:34:31,362 --> 00:34:33,030 我最鍾意狗咬狗骨 670 00:34:33,031 --> 00:34:35,533 我竟然之前那麼相信你 671 00:34:35,534 --> 00:34:40,245 對,但莉碧嘉,如果牛奶姐妹是賣了股份 672 00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:45,042 但她們其實不是賣給秀德呢? 673 00:34:45,043 --> 00:34:46,837 甚麼? 674 00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:53,260 - 我不明白 - 韋度斯先生,你可以出來了 675 00:34:54,469 --> 00:34:55,636 曉高 676 00:34:55,637 --> 00:34:57,639 櫈燉登 677 00:34:58,348 --> 00:35:00,767 - 抽得好 - 你怎能這樣背叛我? 678 00:35:01,602 --> 00:35:02,685 他們給你甚麼? 679 00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:04,146 甚麼也沒有 680 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,441 秀德,你沒有請我去找牛奶姐妹 681 00:35:08,442 --> 00:35:09,526 你是命令我去 682 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,778 你命令我的時候,態度還要十分惡劣 683 00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:15,990 我們韋度斯家的人都很敏感細膩 684 00:35:15,991 --> 00:35:17,284 作嘔 685 00:35:17,993 --> 00:35:21,829 所以那一刻,我決定 透過那根壓垮駱駝的吸管 686 00:35:21,830 --> 00:35:24,749 暢飲人性的溫情 687 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:29,379 所以你把股份賣給莉碧嘉,正人渣 688 00:35:30,506 --> 00:35:32,882 對,但等一下,你的數字還是不對 689 00:35:32,883 --> 00:35:36,845 因為這樣我們都有49% 你的控制權也沒有比我多 690 00:35:37,346 --> 00:35:39,431 - 對,那方面呢… - 對 691 00:35:40,098 --> 00:35:41,099 萊斯里 692 00:35:43,769 --> 00:35:48,731 秀德,我希望你認識品特的伊鈴品特 693 00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:51,359 伊鈴,我相信你有些事情想跟我們分享 694 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:52,777 謝謝,莉碧嘉 695 00:35:52,778 --> 00:35:56,364 對,我是代表一位前客戶發言 696 00:35:56,365 --> 00:35:57,533 她的名字是… 697 00:36:00,118 --> 00:36:01,369 是不是當機了? 698 00:36:01,370 --> 00:36:02,745 …梅爾格連 699 00:36:02,746 --> 00:36:04,289 經典的品特停頓 700 00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:07,292 格連女士在我們銀行開戶多年 701 00:36:07,876 --> 00:36:10,754 也請我們執行她的遺囑 702 00:36:12,005 --> 00:36:17,302 布明托先生 拉花先生和皮路斯先生在場嗎? 703 00:36:18,637 --> 00:36:20,138 - 在… - 我在,夫人 704 00:36:21,682 --> 00:36:25,017 你們三位現在是皇冠船錨酒吧的 705 00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:26,686 持有者和經營者 706 00:36:26,687 --> 00:36:31,732 格連女士對於營運生意的唯一要求是 我引用她的說話 707 00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:35,237 “別搞禍”,而且她很愛你們 708 00:36:36,029 --> 00:36:38,447 我的同事正在那裏等你們 709 00:36:38,448 --> 00:36:40,825 即是我們是皇冠船錨酒吧的老闆? 710 00:36:40,826 --> 00:36:42,160 沒錯 711 00:36:55,883 --> 00:36:57,967 這幾個人是卡通人物嗎? 712 00:36:57,968 --> 00:37:03,681 有關格連女士那2%的列治文球隊股權 713 00:37:03,682 --> 00:37:06,684 她最近修改了遺囑,內容如下 714 00:37:06,685 --> 00:37:07,977 我,梅爾格連 715 00:37:07,978 --> 00:37:12,857 將我持有所有的列治文球隊股份 轉贈予莉碧嘉維爾頓 716 00:37:12,858 --> 00:37:16,778 任何想從她手上 搶走球會的人可以食我的屎 717 00:37:17,362 --> 00:37:20,281 有點敵意,但還是具法律效力 718 00:37:20,282 --> 00:37:22,116 我就只有這麼多可以分享 719 00:37:22,117 --> 00:37:23,701 加油灰獵犬 720 00:37:23,702 --> 00:37:24,827 謝謝你,伊鈴 721 00:37:24,828 --> 00:37:25,913 之後再談 722 00:37:27,664 --> 00:37:29,208 秀德,我不是數學天才 723 00:37:30,167 --> 00:37:32,920 但我相信現在我有超過一半股權 724 00:37:34,838 --> 00:37:37,341 好了,你跣到我了 725 00:37:38,759 --> 00:37:40,177 但還是值得一試吧 726 00:37:42,888 --> 00:37:44,013 對不起,莉碧嘉 727 00:37:44,014 --> 00:37:45,139 是真的 728 00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:47,017 但是,你也知道我是怎樣 729 00:37:47,684 --> 00:37:49,228 - 只是… - 你就是這種人 730 00:37:49,895 --> 00:37:50,896 我知道 731 00:37:51,772 --> 00:37:52,898 我原諒你 732 00:37:54,733 --> 00:37:57,568 我知道你喜歡蠍子和青蛙的故事 733 00:37:57,569 --> 00:37:58,612 很多人也喜歡 734 00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:01,156 但我在乎的是另一個版本 735 00:38:01,657 --> 00:38:03,991 一個女人看到蠍子溺水 736 00:38:03,992 --> 00:38:07,161 她嘗試一次又一次幫助牠 同時又一直被螫 737 00:38:07,162 --> 00:38:09,830 路人問:“點解你要 738 00:38:09,831 --> 00:38:12,876 一直幫助不斷傷害你的東西?” 739 00:38:13,877 --> 00:38:17,339 那個女人說:“蠍子的天性就是螫人 740 00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:20,133 而我的天性就是救人 741 00:38:20,843 --> 00:38:23,762 為甚麼因為牠們本性如此 我也要改變我的本性?” 742 00:38:28,934 --> 00:38:31,728 你覺得兩個故事是同一隻蠍子嗎? 743 00:38:34,147 --> 00:38:36,942 期待下次股東大會再見你 744 00:38:40,863 --> 00:38:42,405 很久之前我學懂了 745 00:38:42,406 --> 00:38:46,450 當你並非場內最黐線的人 那就是時候離開了 746 00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:50,998 曉高,送我返屋企 747 00:38:51,874 --> 00:38:53,584 賤種 748 00:38:55,544 --> 00:39:00,047 我從未覺得你像這一刻如此性感 749 00:39:00,048 --> 00:39:03,092 你現在是惹了大麻煩的壞孩子 750 00:39:03,093 --> 00:39:06,013 我希望你狠狠地懲罰我 751 00:39:07,097 --> 00:39:08,931 保留她在董事會是明智嗎? 752 00:39:08,932 --> 00:39:12,643 就像他們說:“把朋友留在身邊 753 00:39:12,644 --> 00:39:14,146 把蠍子留得更近” 754 00:39:24,198 --> 00:39:26,949 (米歇爾:我的手機 挑在今天提醒我這個) 755 00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:27,951 (時間過得真的很快) 756 00:39:35,459 --> 00:39:38,086 {\an8}(占拉素,年度推銷員) 757 00:39:49,932 --> 00:39:51,807 早晨,肯特教練 758 00:39:51,808 --> 00:39:53,310 - 你有空嗎? - 當然 759 00:39:55,896 --> 00:39:58,481 如果是關於你的好事,恭喜你 760 00:39:58,482 --> 00:40:01,193 我早知道了,恭喜 761 00:40:01,693 --> 00:40:03,737 - 琪麗跟我說了 - 她甚麼? 762 00:40:04,238 --> 00:40:08,491 請你明白,雖然我不是你們家人 763 00:40:08,492 --> 00:40:10,577 我堅持孩子要叫我至尊姨姨 764 00:40:12,538 --> 00:40:14,330 我很替你們兩個高興 765 00:40:14,331 --> 00:40:15,624 謝謝 766 00:40:17,251 --> 00:40:19,252 其實我有別的事情想告訴你 767 00:40:19,253 --> 00:40:20,586 說吧 768 00:40:20,587 --> 00:40:23,422 車路士請我當他們的新領隊,我準備答應 769 00:40:23,423 --> 00:40:24,674 你食屎吧 770 00:40:24,675 --> 00:40:26,008 這不是容易的決定 771 00:40:26,009 --> 00:40:28,886 背棄當初車路士踢走你時 772 00:40:28,887 --> 00:40:31,681 願意接受你的那個球會? 773 00:40:31,682 --> 00:40:35,142 那個給你機會 774 00:40:35,143 --> 00:40:36,811 做領隊的球會 775 00:40:36,812 --> 00:40:38,814 頂,所以你才沒有續約,對吧? 776 00:40:39,356 --> 00:40:40,606 你和你那個… 777 00:40:40,607 --> 00:40:44,443 不穿襪子的混帳經紀一直玩我們 778 00:40:44,444 --> 00:40:46,988 - 你才不相信是這樣 - 我當然相信 779 00:40:46,989 --> 00:40:48,073 我要喝一杯 780 00:40:49,867 --> 00:40:50,868 黐鬼線 781 00:40:53,036 --> 00:40:54,203 裏面是酒嗎? 782 00:40:54,204 --> 00:40:55,580 不是,白癡 783 00:40:55,581 --> 00:40:59,626 所以我才會說要喝一杯 784 00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:06,757 想告訴你,他們想我馬上履新 785 00:41:06,758 --> 00:41:08,926 但我拒絕了,這季完結之後才過去 786 00:41:08,927 --> 00:41:10,804 嘩 787 00:41:11,930 --> 00:41:13,556 你真體貼 788 00:41:13,557 --> 00:41:16,434 羅伊肯特,年度最佳員工 789 00:41:16,435 --> 00:41:19,146 搵希堅斯頒個獎給你 790 00:41:20,397 --> 00:41:22,733 搞錯,羅伊 791 00:41:24,651 --> 00:41:26,110 你繼續說吧 792 00:41:26,111 --> 00:41:29,238 你是不是會說“我很愛列治文 793 00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:32,700 只是我身上流著車路士的血,莉碧嘉 794 00:41:32,701 --> 00:41:36,872 如果是別的球會…頂…” 795 00:41:37,664 --> 00:41:39,248 還是你希望我會說 796 00:41:39,249 --> 00:41:43,127 “羅伊 我們一直都知不能永遠留住你” 797 00:41:43,128 --> 00:41:45,172 那其實是事實 798 00:41:45,881 --> 00:41:47,548 但我有別的東西想說 799 00:41:47,549 --> 00:41:51,970 你轉去那邊是要自己承受很大壓力 800 00:41:53,263 --> 00:41:57,809 你是冒上很大的風險 801 00:41:59,186 --> 00:42:00,187 我知道 802 00:42:01,688 --> 00:42:03,732 莉碧嘉,但我們總要冒險,不是嗎? 803 00:42:04,650 --> 00:42:06,776 不然有甚麼意思? 804 00:42:06,777 --> 00:42:09,655 我的人生也值得有好事發生 805 00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:12,491 不是嗎? 806 00:42:15,994 --> 00:42:19,206 - 你說得對 - 不,你說得對 807 00:42:19,915 --> 00:42:21,374 是你跟我說的 808 00:42:21,375 --> 00:42:22,876 然後你說… 809 00:42:23,877 --> 00:42:25,921 “別再找藉口了 810 00:42:26,505 --> 00:42:30,634 因為你這種 自憐自嘆的狀態真的很討厭” 811 00:42:32,177 --> 00:42:33,261 我把聲才不是這樣 812 00:42:33,262 --> 00:42:35,097 你完全是那樣 813 00:42:37,516 --> 00:42:38,517 你說得對 814 00:42:41,103 --> 00:42:42,813 我很喜歡你那麼說 815 00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:47,651 好吧 816 00:42:48,735 --> 00:42:54,574 如果你受夠了車路士的無限資金 817 00:42:54,575 --> 00:42:56,577 和無限資源 818 00:42:57,452 --> 00:43:01,415 隨時歡迎你躝回來列治文 819 00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:03,417 我會的 820 00:43:05,502 --> 00:43:07,838 恭喜你,羅伊,是真的 821 00:43:14,178 --> 00:43:15,761 祝你好運 822 00:43:15,762 --> 00:43:17,181 一切順利 823 00:43:17,890 --> 00:43:19,141 謝謝,至尊姨姨 824 00:43:19,892 --> 00:43:21,601 - 聽起來不錯 - 是啊 825 00:43:21,602 --> 00:43:24,520 - 我可以晚點回來 - 我們只是道別 826 00:43:24,521 --> 00:43:26,314 羅伊有重大的消息 827 00:43:26,315 --> 00:43:27,649 對,我甚麼也不知道 828 00:43:28,483 --> 00:43:29,484 其實你真的不知道 829 00:43:30,861 --> 00:43:33,237 我下季會當車路士的主教練 830 00:43:33,238 --> 00:43:35,866 喂,好啊,恭喜你,教練 831 00:43:36,450 --> 00:43:37,659 謝謝你,教練 832 00:43:39,286 --> 00:43:40,287 你鬧他? 833 00:43:41,872 --> 00:43:43,332 可怕嗎? 834 00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:46,502 但你們都沒事了吧? 835 00:43:47,753 --> 00:43:48,962 對,我喜歡那樣 836 00:43:50,714 --> 00:43:52,340 我要走了 837 00:43:52,341 --> 00:43:53,424 謝謝 838 00:43:53,425 --> 00:43:54,551 再見 839 00:44:14,947 --> 00:44:16,073 你沒事吧? 840 00:44:16,740 --> 00:44:18,158 你知道梅爾怎樣離世嗎? 841 00:44:19,201 --> 00:44:21,578 - 我…… - 她死時做著她最愛的事情 842 00:44:23,830 --> 00:44:25,541 而我們所有人只是… 843 00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:27,751 還身陷其中,對吧? 844 00:44:29,795 --> 00:44:32,881 我們笑過、傷過、跌過 然後又重新站起來 845 00:44:33,966 --> 00:44:35,217 我們真是一團糟 846 00:44:37,261 --> 00:44:38,679 而那真的是… 847 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,642 太正了 848 00:44:45,227 --> 00:44:46,436 因為… 849 00:44:47,145 --> 00:44:49,064 混亂代表… 850 00:44:51,191 --> 00:44:52,609 活著 851 00:44:55,112 --> 00:44:57,281 我們都需要更多生命力 852 00:45:01,493 --> 00:45:04,830 那你還在等甚麼? 853 00:45:15,090 --> 00:45:16,633 對不起,乜都得,你說了甚麼嗎? 854 00:45:17,509 --> 00:45:18,802 還沒有 855 00:45:20,512 --> 00:45:21,513 但是… 856 00:45:22,264 --> 00:45:25,057 真有趣,我本來是希望 857 00:45:25,058 --> 00:45:28,729 我們可以傾一下你最近空缺的領隊一職 858 00:45:30,564 --> 00:45:33,733 “在茱莉泰摩靈巧的指導下 859 00:45:33,734 --> 00:45:35,651 愛瑪史東的演出令人驚豔 860 00:45:35,652 --> 00:45:39,780 跟她與那位狀況外的情人 861 00:45:39,781 --> 00:45:44,702 由李察斯夫飾演的鬍鬚教練 擦出了極具張力的火花” 862 00:45:44,703 --> 00:45:46,787 - 李察斯夫 - 喂,教練 863 00:45:46,788 --> 00:45:48,039 嗨,兩位 864 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,123 你隻腳點? 865 00:45:49,124 --> 00:45:51,042 - 這樣完季很難過 - 對…我沒事 866 00:45:51,043 --> 00:45:52,627 嘉露蓮說只是輕微骨裂 867 00:45:52,628 --> 00:45:55,755 對,但她答應下次派對不會再在吧台跳舞 868 00:45:55,756 --> 00:45:58,133 不是,我是答應不會從吧台掉下來 869 00:45:58,884 --> 00:46:01,386 你很好彩有人照顧你 870 00:46:03,263 --> 00:46:05,973 聽著,教練 我們知道分手會把人搞到發癲 871 00:46:05,974 --> 00:46:08,643 特別是如果你的前度 從來沒有離開你的人生 872 00:46:08,644 --> 00:46:11,854 然後寫了一套關於你們關係的大熱話劇 873 00:46:11,855 --> 00:46:13,814 對,我覺得那是幾感人 874 00:46:13,815 --> 00:46:15,650 - 是啊 - 你們看了? 875 00:46:15,651 --> 00:46:19,820 對啊,你的角色展現出強大又神秘的氣質 876 00:46:19,821 --> 00:46:22,824 李察斯夫做得很好,令你的角色很討喜 877 00:46:23,534 --> 00:46:27,203 聽著,雖然發生了那麼多事 我們想你知道,你是好人 878 00:46:27,204 --> 00:46:29,122 對,你本來就很好了 879 00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:33,167 謝謝你們,謝謝 880 00:46:33,168 --> 00:46:34,752 好了,我們要去貓貓收容所了 881 00:46:34,753 --> 00:46:36,212 - 對 - 你們要收養貓? 882 00:46:36,213 --> 00:46:38,130 不是,那是東倫敦的女同志酒吧 883 00:46:38,131 --> 00:46:40,217 那裏的早午餐好好味,謝謝 884 00:46:43,262 --> 00:46:45,472 嗨,Siri,李察斯夫幾多歲? 885 00:46:46,056 --> 00:46:48,140 李察斯夫今年71歲 886 00:46:48,141 --> 00:46:49,518 搞錯啊 887 00:46:50,018 --> 00:46:51,811 嗨,我的朋友 888 00:46:51,812 --> 00:46:53,187 嗨,提斯,你好嗎? 889 00:46:53,188 --> 00:46:55,273 - 好啊,你呢? - 很好 890 00:46:55,274 --> 00:46:58,402 你臉上那些瑕疵都跑到哪裏了? 891 00:46:59,069 --> 00:47:01,071 - 嘗試要減少它們 - 好 892 00:47:01,655 --> 00:47:03,698 現在你的頭就是白老鼠 893 00:47:03,699 --> 00:47:06,409 白老鼠 894 00:47:06,410 --> 00:47:08,620 - 晚點見 - 對,祝你今天順利 895 00:47:10,664 --> 00:47:12,416 下次見 896 00:47:15,210 --> 00:47:17,587 你好 897 00:47:17,588 --> 00:47:19,131 這是送給我的英倫玫瑰的玫瑰 898 00:47:28,599 --> 00:47:29,682 豁出去了 899 00:47:29,683 --> 00:47:31,059 娶我 900 00:47:32,728 --> 00:47:35,104 你是不是說“豁出去了” 然後再說“娶我”? 901 00:47:35,105 --> 00:47:36,439 是 902 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,857 真有趣 903 00:47:37,858 --> 00:47:39,234 我不是說笑 904 00:47:40,485 --> 00:47:42,737 我受夠了做那種討厭婚姻的人 905 00:47:42,738 --> 00:47:45,239 我其實很喜歡已婚的感覺 906 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:47,658 只是當時嫁了給錯的人 907 00:47:47,659 --> 00:47:49,036 但你出現了 908 00:47:50,204 --> 00:47:52,622 我想不用再擔心甚麼出了問題 909 00:47:52,623 --> 00:47:54,625 然後開始好好生活 910 00:47:57,044 --> 00:47:58,045 跟你好好生活 911 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,716 如果你想跟我生活的話 912 00:48:04,218 --> 00:48:05,718 你在跟我求婚嗎? 913 00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:06,803 是 914 00:48:07,429 --> 00:48:08,555 在你的辦公室? 915 00:48:09,848 --> 00:48:11,183 是 916 00:48:12,226 --> 00:48:13,435 太浪漫了 917 00:48:14,478 --> 00:48:15,770 我有花可以給你 918 00:48:15,771 --> 00:48:17,606 嘩,我最鍾意的 919 00:48:18,482 --> 00:48:20,484 我都想單膝跪,不過… 920 00:48:21,109 --> 00:48:25,280 穿窄裙很難這樣跪下 921 00:48:28,784 --> 00:48:30,744 總要有人跪下來 922 00:48:34,706 --> 00:48:35,707 好 923 00:48:38,043 --> 00:48:39,210 莉碧嘉維爾頓 924 00:48:39,211 --> 00:48:40,712 我是 925 00:48:41,755 --> 00:48:44,049 我當然願意,我要嫁給你 926 00:48:45,801 --> 00:48:46,802 天啊 927 00:48:48,095 --> 00:48:49,470 馬提斯 928 00:48:49,471 --> 00:48:51,222 不,真的搞不掂 929 00:48:51,223 --> 00:48:52,558 請你起身吻我 930 00:48:56,353 --> 00:48:57,354 天啊 931 00:49:11,410 --> 00:49:16,455 當死神來臨,像秋季飢餓的熊… 932 00:49:16,456 --> 00:49:17,540 第一輪我們請 933 00:49:17,541 --> 00:49:19,500 歡迎來到皇冠船錨酒吧 934 00:49:19,501 --> 00:49:21,378 你知道蠔是來自大海嗎? 935 00:49:22,462 --> 00:49:28,092 …當死神來到 拿出錢袋裏所有閃亮的金幣來買下我 936 00:49:28,093 --> 00:49:30,262 然後啪一聲把錢袋合上 937 00:49:36,351 --> 00:49:39,396 當死亡如麻疹天花般降臨… 938 00:49:44,359 --> 00:49:48,906 …當死亡如冰山般插在肩胛骨之間… 939 00:49:55,537 --> 00:50:00,584 我想滿懷好奇地跨過那扇門 940 00:50:01,126 --> 00:50:02,376 好奇… 941 00:50:02,377 --> 00:50:04,004 (你會是個好爸爸,乜都得上) 942 00:50:05,464 --> 00:50:07,257 …那棟黑暗的小屋 943 00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:10,469 到底是怎樣? 944 00:50:19,937 --> 00:50:26,235 所以我視一切為手足之情 945 00:50:27,152 --> 00:50:30,864 把時間只視為概念 946 00:50:32,449 --> 00:50:37,328 而永恆只是另一個可能性 947 00:50:37,329 --> 00:50:40,499 (這是奶路臣路球場) 948 00:50:41,875 --> 00:50:44,127 這對情侶各有千秋 總有地方能吸引任何人 949 00:50:50,634 --> 00:50:53,719 我把每個生命都視為花朵 950 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,931 像野雛菊一樣普通 951 00:50:56,765 --> 00:50:58,809 又像野雛菊一樣獨一無二 952 00:51:00,894 --> 00:51:04,606 念著每一個名字 都像是在口中一段舒適悅耳的音樂 953 00:51:05,315 --> 00:51:06,691 你在做甚麼? 954 00:51:06,692 --> 00:51:08,902 有些人休季時還要工作 955 00:51:09,570 --> 00:51:10,571 來,拿著 956 00:51:12,656 --> 00:51:13,739 {\an8}(稱霸女子超級聯賽) 957 00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:15,158 {\an8}(36步計劃,愛麗絲昭頓教練著) 958 00:51:16,660 --> 00:51:19,328 …而這音樂也如所有音樂的宿命 959 00:51:19,329 --> 00:51:20,372 (距離第一場比賽還有112天) 960 00:51:22,833 --> 00:51:24,125 …終將歸於寂靜 961 00:51:24,126 --> 00:51:25,794 - 你是癲婆 - 我知道 962 00:51:26,628 --> 00:51:27,796 好好休息 963 00:51:30,048 --> 00:51:34,428 而每個身體都是勇猛的獅子… 964 00:51:36,972 --> 00:51:39,808 也是大地上珍貴無比的寶藏 965 00:51:55,699 --> 00:51:57,450 - 早晨 - 早晨 966 00:51:57,451 --> 00:52:00,578 當一切結束時,我想說 967 00:52:00,579 --> 00:52:05,918 我曾是那嫁給了驚奇的新娘 968 00:52:07,169 --> 00:52:08,378 這是給你的 969 00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:11,881 這不是我的離職禮物嗎? 970 00:52:11,882 --> 00:52:13,050 以前是 971 00:52:20,349 --> 00:52:21,350 來吧,打開它 972 00:52:23,727 --> 00:52:24,937 對 973 00:52:27,314 --> 00:52:33,195 我曾是那將整個世界擁入懷中的新郎 974 00:52:39,284 --> 00:52:40,410 恭喜你 975 00:52:43,580 --> 00:52:44,664 謝謝 976 00:52:44,665 --> 00:52:46,707 當一切結束時 977 00:52:46,708 --> 00:52:50,920 我不想去懷疑自己這一生 究竟有沒有留下過甚麼特別… 978 00:52:50,921 --> 00:52:53,422 - 謝謝 - 做得好 979 00:52:53,423 --> 00:52:54,633 …和真實的東西 980 00:52:59,179 --> 00:53:00,388 我錯過了嗎? 981 00:53:00,389 --> 00:53:01,640 天啊 982 00:53:03,392 --> 00:53:04,393 改變是好的 983 00:53:07,855 --> 00:53:11,190 好,印了複本 984 00:53:11,191 --> 00:53:13,359 - 給你的,教練 - 謝謝,教練 985 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:14,443 教練,你覺得點? 986 00:53:14,444 --> 00:53:15,528 我很喜歡,教練 987 00:53:15,529 --> 00:53:17,071 當一切結束時 988 00:53:17,072 --> 00:53:18,823 不是吧? 989 00:53:18,824 --> 00:53:21,909 我不想看到自己在嘆氣 990 00:53:21,910 --> 00:53:22,995 好 991 00:53:24,913 --> 00:53:26,582 害怕 992 00:53:29,084 --> 00:53:30,710 或者充滿了爭辯 993 00:53:30,711 --> 00:53:32,753 (列治文球隊,女子隊領隊) 994 00:53:32,754 --> 00:53:34,714 {\an8}(領隊:愛麗絲昭頓) 995 00:53:34,715 --> 00:53:38,050 我不想最終只是來到這個世界到此一遊 996 00:53:38,051 --> 00:53:40,928 (助理領隊:韋利斯鬍鬚) 997 00:53:40,929 --> 00:53:43,473 (助理領隊:乜都得) 998 00:55:13,230 --> 00:55:15,232 字幕翻譯:鍾愷晴