1 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:03,295 - [crowd cheering] - [Keeley] Come on, Richmond! 2 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:06,507 Good ball, Evellyn. 3 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,593 Whoa! What? Against us? 4 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,803 - Referee! - [crowd booing] 5 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:15,181 What the fuck is she doing? 6 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:18,518 Bad call! Bad refereeing! You saw that, right? 7 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:21,896 [Lowe] It's another toothless display from Richmond, who've fallen 8 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:23,856 from contenders to mere promotion hopefuls, 9 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,485 with hope dwindling by the minute. 10 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:31,614 [exclaims] And it nearly got worse! Another great save by Quinn. 11 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,699 What a save, Boots! 12 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:37,245 [Jill] Quinn still on the no gloves thing. I almost respect it. 13 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:39,497 - Almost. - Bring it on, Lady Greyhounds! 14 00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:42,041 - [laughs] - [cheers] 15 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,501 Ah. Back in the day, 16 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:46,128 a woman that hysterical would have been accused of being a witch. 17 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,797 [chuckles, sighs] 18 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:49,048 I miss the '80s. 19 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,174 [Keeley] Well done! 20 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,552 [Lowe] Now Richmond do have Gemma Jay on the bench, 21 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,680 - back from injury ahead of schedule. - Right, go on. 22 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,264 I'm ready to go in, Coach. 23 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,808 Ain't no way, Gemma Jay. You ain't cleared to play. 24 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:00,852 [Jill] Why haven't they put her on? 25 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:02,895 All right, I know you're using me as a decoy on the bench, 26 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,232 but what if you use me as a decoy on the pitch? 27 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,026 [Lowe] That's the question, isn't it, Jill? 28 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:12,530 They're desperate for a goal and she's surely desperate to play. 29 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:15,783 [scoffs] I can't believe you're benching me after begging me to come back. 30 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:16,826 I didn't beg. 31 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:17,870 [vocalizes] 32 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:22,039 You're too close to me. Sit down. 33 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:25,001 [Lowe] Richmond need to get something from this match. 34 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:27,171 Here comes El Sherif down the wing. 35 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:30,339 Oh, the cutback. 36 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,924 Whoa! 37 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,010 [Lowe] Could this be the equalizer? 38 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:35,345 It's Davis! 39 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,140 - Oh! - [crowd groans] 40 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,266 [gasps] Whoa, whoa, whoa. 41 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,350 Fuck! 42 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,019 - Keeley. - Oh, whoa, whoa. 43 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:44,021 You all right? 44 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:46,856 - Ooh. - [chuckles] 45 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:49,151 - You all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. You? 46 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:51,402 [clamoring] 47 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:52,653 Hey, Marcus, go ahead. 48 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,739 A large part of your recent troubles have been 49 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:57,450 the team's lack of offense since Gemma Jay's injury. 50 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,994 It's been six weeks now. Any update on her return? 51 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:02,997 Well, look, we ain't exactly sure when she's going to be back with us quite yet. 52 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:04,832 But I know she's rehabbing the heck out of that knee, 53 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,502 and the only person hoping for a green light more than me and Gemma 54 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:08,877 is the Great Gatsby himself. 55 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:10,087 [chuckles] All right, who else? 56 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,339 [clamoring] 57 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:12,507 Lloyd, come on, man. Dazzle me. 58 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:14,759 Um, there's two games left this season. 59 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,970 Uh, a win this weekend clinches the final promotion spot. 60 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,264 Any other result opens the door to disaster. 61 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:22,808 Heavens to Murgaloid. Way to set a vibe, baby. 62 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,810 - [all chuckle] - [stammers] How are the team holding up, 63 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,897 knowing they could drop down into a sea of promotion hopefuls? 64 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:29,315 Mmm, well, you got that right. 65 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:32,902 The standings right now are more crowded than a Planet Fitness on January 2nd. 66 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:35,154 [chuckles] But this team loves each other, 67 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,531 and I'm proud of the way they fight, 68 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:40,076 unless it's at a pub quiz going wild and they get the po-po involved. [laughs] 69 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,286 But heck, even then it was a team effort, you know? 70 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:43,871 All right now, next question. 71 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,748 - [clamoring] - [Caroline] And how are you feeling now? 72 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,751 I'm fine. I really am. I promise. 73 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,544 Are you taking any medication? 74 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:51,504 Yeah, I take meds for high blood pressure, 75 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,464 one of the many traits that my mum handed down to me 76 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:55,758 like being overly competitive at board games, 77 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:58,302 deep love for Irish butter, and boobs. 78 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,513 She sounds like my kind of woman. 79 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,390 But if you've got high blood pressure, 80 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:04,767 you should be taking it easy at these games. 81 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,185 Do you think that's why I fainted? 82 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,187 Yeah, probably. 83 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,064 Or could you be pregnant? 84 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,774 No! 85 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,109 I mean, no. 86 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,443 When was your last period? 87 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,072 I just had it, like a couple of weeks ago. 88 00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:22,494 Well, better safe than sorry. 89 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,997 I'm just gonna, yeah, let me have a check on the app. 90 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:27,790 It'll be right here. 91 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:30,459 Yeah, okay. Here it is. It was... 92 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,461 two, three, four... 93 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,256 eight fucking weeks ago! 94 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:39,344 {\an8}[theme music plays] 95 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,741 - Howdy, Mae. - Hey, Ted. 96 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,910 - Tough loss today. - Yeah, tell me about it. 97 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,828 Sorry I'm late. Press conference went long. 98 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:06,996 Uh, where's the kid? 99 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,582 He's babysitting the lads for me. 100 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:12,084 - No. You're trying to get it in the eye. - But don't worry, I fed him. 101 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,169 Thank you. 102 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,630 {\an8}And thanks for keeping an eye on him. You've been a real lifesaver. 103 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,256 {\an8}You mind if I give you a little extra cash? 104 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,715 {\an8}No, no, Ted. 105 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:22,386 {\an8}But you can settle his little pinball tab though. 106 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,846 Sounds good to me. What's the damage? 107 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:25,014 £6,000. 108 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:27,391 - Come on, now. - [laughs] 109 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,018 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, big guy. 110 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,937 {\an8}- How was your game? Yeah? - It was great. 111 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,897 {\an8}We were tied 2-2 at the end of the second half, 112 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:35,149 {\an8}and I had a pretty open shot on goal, 113 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,610 {\an8}but instead of taking it, I passed it upfield to Walter Buns, 114 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,987 {\an8}- and he kicked it in for the win. - I love it. 115 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:42,491 {\an8}That you made the extra pass and that you play with a kid named Wally Buns. 116 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,701 {\an8}But, hey, I'm sorry I missed another one, big guy. 117 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:48,663 {\an8}I know, but you were busy coaching a bunch of girls. 118 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:51,916 {\an8}Ooh, I bet they're the ones that are coaching your dad. 119 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,501 {\an8}Ain't that the truth. Yeah. 120 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:55,127 {\an8}Come on, let's hop upstairs, grab your stuff. 121 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,420 Your mom's gonna be here any minute. 122 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:57,880 - [Henry] Night, Mae. - Night, darling. 123 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,090 Thanks again, Mae. 124 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:00,133 My pleasure. 125 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,426 ["The Little Mess You Made" playing] 126 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:05,471 {\an8}I'm just saying you're lucky you didn't bump your head. 127 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:06,556 {\an8}[Keeley] Mm-hmm. 128 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:07,640 - [urinating] - [Roy] Even though head trauma 129 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,309 can occasionally unlock savant level superpowers, 130 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,688 most of the time, people just end up dead. 131 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:17,233 Thank God you were sat with Rebecca and her Warrior Princess guns of steel. 132 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:18,235 Yeah. 133 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,821 {\an8}Look, I know work has been stressful for you this year. 134 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,239 {\an8}It's been stressful for me as well. 135 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,410 {\an8}But I do really think you need to try and relax. 136 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:28,327 Tell you what. 137 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,498 When both our seasons are over, I could take us on a holiday. 138 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:33,125 Great. 139 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:35,460 [Roy] We can finally go to Marbella. 140 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:38,921 Not for six weeks, obviously. That was fucking mental. 141 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,841 But at least for four or five. 142 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:51,810 [gasps] 143 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:56,273 {\an8}You have been in there a while, babe. You okay? 144 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,025 Babe? 145 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,651 [Keeley] Be right out. 146 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,820 [Roy] Well, I hope it wasn't the starters. 147 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:05,364 You think you're safe with M&S cheese puff pastries, 148 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,034 but you never know with feta. 149 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,703 {\an8}I said you never know with feta. 150 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:13,081 {\an8}[Keeley] Yeah, it's such an unreliable cheese. 151 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,170 Um... [muttering] 152 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:35,520 {\an8}Sorry, I'm fine. Don't worry. 153 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:37,356 - Wow. [exclaims] - Good. 154 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,441 Here, try this. 155 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:41,901 {\an8}You go first. 156 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,154 {\an8}- Okay. You don't trust me. - [chuckles] 157 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,156 {\an8}[Rebecca] Any word yet on Roy's contract? 158 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:50,409 {\an8}Uh, no, apparently his agent is at a silent retreat 159 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,286 {\an8}where you're not allowed to use your phone. 160 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:55,581 {\an8}I only know this because he texted me from there. 161 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:56,666 {\an8}Prick. 162 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,709 {\an8}Well, you have fun in space, okay? 163 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:01,712 {\an8}Yeah, and call me when you splash down. [chuckles] 164 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:02,797 {\an8}If they ever do. 165 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:04,882 {\an8}Did we have a meeting scheduled for this morning? 166 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:06,843 {\an8}Oh, schedules. [groans] 167 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:08,469 {\an8}I mean, they are just so... 168 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:09,637 {\an8}- Necessary. - Helpful. 169 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:10,721 {\an8}Draconian. 170 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:13,808 {\an8}I mean, who likes to know where and when they need to be all the time? 171 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,101 {\an8}- Human beings. - We do. 172 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,061 {\an8}Oh. I'm sorry. I don't mean to interrupt. 173 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,229 {\an8}Didn't you? 174 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:21,482 {\an8}No. I mean, not for this long anyway. Please do continue. 175 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,985 {\an8}Where was I? Oh, we finally heard back from Rupert. 176 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:25,653 {\an8}- Did we? - Well, his lawyers. 177 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:28,614 {\an8}They deny knowing anything about people selling shares, 178 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:31,409 {\an8}but since then there's been a pause in the buying. 179 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:33,619 {\an8}Oh, because he's plotting his next move. 180 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:37,039 {\an8}Rupert may be unreliable and unfaithful, but he is not unpredictable. 181 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:41,085 {\an8}Yeah, if men were as clever as they think they are, they'd still be stupid. 182 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,963 {\an8}Well, as long as the Milk sisters don't sell their stake, 183 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,965 {\an8}you keep control no matter how many shares he buys. 184 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,925 {\an8}What's the deal with the Milk sisters? 185 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:50,636 {\an8}How come they got so much money? Did they invent milk? 186 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,388 {\an8}Yes, before them, cows were just in the way. 187 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:54,473 {\an8}We actually don't know the deal with them 188 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,225 {\an8}because I haven't been able to get hold of them. 189 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,935 {\an8}Which is a bit concerning, 190 00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,353 {\an8}seeing as they've sold their shares before, 191 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:01,147 {\an8}- to Rupert, no less. - Mmm. 192 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:04,317 {\an8}Which they told me was a complete and utter mistake. 193 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:05,902 {\an8}Udder mistake. 194 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:07,153 {\an8}So they got a sense of humor, yeah? 195 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,363 {\an8}- Not at all. - No, they haven't. 196 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:12,659 {\an8}- [groans] Please. - Let me through. 197 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,286 {\an8}- Hey, guys. - Hey, Coach. 198 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:17,121 {\an8}- [both] Hey, Coach. - Y'all have a good Sunday? 199 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,373 {\an8}- [both] No. - Oh, why? What happened? 200 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:21,000 {\an8}Yesterday there was an incident at our family's... 201 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,126 {\an8}- pig farm. - Pig farm. 202 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,921 {\an8}All the pigs are really smart, but there is this one that is an... 203 00:08:24,922 --> 00:08:26,465 {\an8}- idiot, Oo Goobley. - Idiot. Oo Goobley. 204 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:28,674 - I'm sorry? - That's his name. 205 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,301 He's always awake when all the other pigs are asleep. 206 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:31,385 - He has insomnia. - He has insomnia. 207 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,803 So when we woke up and we didn't see him, we thought he'd run away. 208 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:35,889 And he's so dumb. Of course he ran away. So then we go to... 209 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,307 - Neighbor's house. Morag. - Morag. 210 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:38,851 She used to be our babysitter. She's got purple hair. 211 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,186 Listens to Norwegian death metal. 212 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,269 Because the thing is this pig 213 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:42,187 - loves music. - Loves music. 214 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,231 So we go to Morag's and we're yelling like, 215 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,608 - "Oo Goobley! Oo Goobley!" - "Oo Goobley! Oo Goobley!" 216 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:47,026 But he's not there. So then we go back to... 217 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,945 Follow his hoofprints, and they lead us to a well, 218 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,404 - and then we're thinking... - "Oh, no. 219 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:51,822 - He's in the well." - "He's in the well." 220 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,115 But there's no way he'd be able to fit. 221 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,200 He's our fattest pig. 222 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,493 But he's completely gone. So then we're like... 223 00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:57,662 - [gasps] "He's been pig-napped!" - [gasps] "He's been pig-napped!" 224 00:08:57,663 --> 00:09:00,373 So then we go to the market to get some sweets to make ourselves feel better, 225 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:03,042 - and who do we see? - Oo Goobley eating from a cheese wheel. 226 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,836 - It was Parmesan. His favorite. - His favorite. 227 00:09:04,837 --> 00:09:07,171 So then we come back from the market with a pig 228 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,965 and an entire cheese wheel because we had to buy 229 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:10,883 - the whole thing. - The whole thing. It was three kilograms. 230 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:11,885 It cost 150 quid. 231 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,346 [both sigh] 232 00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:20,476 Did all that really happen? 233 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,186 - Of course it did. - Yeah. 234 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,813 Unless we had the same dream. 235 00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:25,482 - 'Cause that has happened before. - 'Cause that has happened before. 236 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:27,441 Mm-hmm. 237 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:29,610 Well, hey, I'm happy y'all found Oogly Boogly. 238 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,070 - Oo Goobley. First name Oo. - Oo Goobley. 239 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,196 Last name Goobley. 240 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:33,447 - Right. Yeah. - Thanks, Coach. 241 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,576 - See you in a bit. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 242 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:39,662 One sec. Just let me fix this. 243 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:41,163 [Coach Beard] Take your time. 244 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,248 Okay, go. 245 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,583 Should we start Shannon? 246 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:44,792 No. 247 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,127 - Good morning. - Morning. 248 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,795 Hey, have you guys noticed the whole 249 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,631 ESP mind meld thing that the twins got cooking? 250 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:52,300 When they're not beating the shit out of each other? 251 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:53,593 Yeah. 252 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:55,845 There was one day Siobhan burned her thumb on a tea kettle, 253 00:09:55,846 --> 00:10:00,349 and the next day Niamh had no fingerprint on the same thumb, completely smooth. 254 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,227 I don't believe that at all, but you know... 255 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:04,645 This chair is broken. Okay. 256 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:07,356 But how do we use their witchy ways to turn that there whiteboard 257 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,775 into a Ouija board, uh, football speaking? 258 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,360 We could do a diamond formation. 259 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,362 [stammers] 260 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,488 [softly] Oh, my God. 261 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:17,825 Sorry, I'm still getting used to it. Uh, what is a diamond formation? 262 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:20,036 You put one twin at the point of a diamond midfield 263 00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:21,412 and the other twin directly behind her. 264 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:23,414 In theory, they would help us get the ball up the pitch, 265 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,832 meaning more chances in attack. 266 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,043 Because, yeah, when we have Gemma, we get more goals. 267 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:29,045 So without Gemma, we need more shots on goal. 268 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,130 Okay. Which one of the twins are we gonna put up front then? 269 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,258 Siobhan, she's older by three minutes, she's used to being out front, 270 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:36,260 meaning Niamh has more to prove, 271 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,388 so she'll put the ball exactly where Siobhan needs it. 272 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:40,139 I love it. Let's give it a shot. 273 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,351 [chuckles] Now, speaking of nonidentical twins. 274 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:45,187 Coach, these new? 275 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,855 Oh, these. [chuckles] 276 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:52,151 I was just in Camden Town yesterday, so I got myself a few piercings 277 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,070 from a deeply agnostic Satanist. 278 00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:55,780 Hmm. Wait. A few piercings? 279 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,532 [Beard chuckles] Yes, I have a door knocker on my butthole. 280 00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,034 Hey, guys. What are you up to? 281 00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:02,036 [stammers] Are you figuring out what to do against Bristol? 282 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,538 - [Chilton] Yes. - [Gemma] Uh-oh. 283 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:06,582 Look who's coming off the bench 'cause her knee's all better. 284 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,292 - No, it's not. - It's Gemma Jay. 285 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,293 She runs onto the pitch. 286 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:10,378 The other team are like... 287 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:13,089 - No. Oh, God. Stop it, stop it. - ..."Oh, no, she's back! We're doomed!" 288 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,590 Okay, now Richmond, they're ahead, 289 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,051 but Gemma Jay's lagging behind. 290 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:18,719 "Oh, no, did she come back too soon?" 291 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,888 - Stop it. Don't-- - Nah, she's faking it. 292 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:21,806 She drives ahead. 293 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:24,100 - She shoots. She scores! - Don't touch the magnets. No. 294 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:27,937 No, not until Beaumont clears you. 295 00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:29,730 Get out. Don't touch this again. 296 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,525 - It's an option. Okay. - Get out. 297 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,234 [exclaims] 298 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:34,403 So thirsty. 299 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:42,452 Honestly, this shareholder stuff is driving me up the wall, 300 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:47,456 which is why I'm declaring this lunch a let-the-wine-flow zone. 301 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,000 - Mmm. - Hello, ladies. 302 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:50,543 - [Rebecca] Hello again. - Nice to see you. 303 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,170 - Yes. - Would you care for something to drink? 304 00:11:52,171 --> 00:11:54,463 Yes, we would. Two glasses of Sancerre, please. 305 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,965 [stammers] I'll just stick with water actually. 306 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,300 - Thanks. - [Rebecca] Oh. 307 00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,135 - They were both for me anyway. - [chuckles] 308 00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:00,845 - I'm joking. - [chuckles] 309 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:03,598 And would you like yellowtail jalapeño to start as usual? 310 00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:04,682 Oh. Perfect. 311 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:08,061 Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm-I'm not doing raw fish at the moment, so... 312 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,898 Do you know what, just, uh, give us a moment on the food. 313 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,567 We'll just have the water and the wine. Thank you. 314 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,611 - Thanks. - Both wines. Please. 315 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,197 - Sounds good. - Thanks. 316 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:20,949 Are you... You're not? 317 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,913 - Are you? - I am. 318 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,874 - Whoa! - Whoa! 319 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:30,958 Have you been trying? 320 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:34,754 My pills started making me break out, so I've been a bit lax about taking it. 321 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:38,299 So instead of acne, I guess you're having a baby. 322 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,592 Yeah. 323 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,762 - [chuckling] Whoa. - Whoa. 324 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:43,846 [Rebecca gasps] 325 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:46,599 I mean, this is not how I thought it was gonna happen. 326 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,808 - No. - And I've thought about 327 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,770 having a baby with Roy. Of course. Someday, you know? 328 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,314 But we just got back together like two seconds ago. 329 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,900 But I also am in the groove with work, finally. 330 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,402 And the team is all going so well, the girls are just kicking-- 331 00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,780 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 332 00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:01,490 Are you happy? 333 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,617 Yeah. 334 00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:05,536 I'm really happy. 335 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,079 [chuckles] 336 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,164 Well, in that case... 337 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:12,750 [both exclaim] 338 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:15,169 - [chuckling] I'm so sorry. It's just-- - Sorry. 339 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,631 Come here. [inhales deeply, sighs] 340 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,675 Oh, my gosh. 341 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:23,803 I've just thrown all this baby stuff at you and it's really insensitive. 342 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,304 - I'm so sorry. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 343 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,265 No, no, not at all. 344 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:30,852 Everything with Matthijs is wonderful, and Jelka is such a love. 345 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,688 My best friend just told me she's having a baby and I've got two wines on the go. 346 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,606 [gasps, sighs] 347 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,817 - It's all good. - Good. 348 00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,861 Oh, have you told Roy? 349 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:42,488 - Who? [laughs] - [chuckles] 350 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,614 No. 351 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,576 I wanted you to be the first person to know. 352 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,453 Well, that's an honor. 353 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,455 [gasps] 354 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,248 Cheers. 355 00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,000 - Oh, that's bad luck. Here. - Oh, is it? 356 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,626 - Yeah. - [chuckles] 357 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:56,628 Here. 358 00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,464 We're having a baby. 359 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,800 We're having a baby. 360 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,137 [breathes shakily] I love you. 361 00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:07,139 I love you. 362 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:09,891 - Oh, fuck. - Fucking shit, fuck. 363 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,059 - Fuck me! - Ow! [screams] 364 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:16,355 Ow. Ow, ow, ow. So... Fuck. [inhales sharply] 365 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,399 All right, let's see how this new formation works. 366 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,775 - Mm-hmm. - [whistle blows] 367 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,320 - [players clamoring] - [Ted] Oh, nice touch. 368 00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:25,282 - [Coach Beard groans] - Who the heck was that to? 369 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,911 - Whoa. - Where did she come from? 370 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,830 - [players cheering] - Ireland. 371 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:33,707 [chuckles] Yeah. 372 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,583 Top of the morning to all of us. 373 00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:38,170 Nice play, Neom and Cinnabon! 374 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,423 [Shannon] Yep. 375 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,509 - Oh, my... [groans] - [Chilton] Oh, for fuck sake! 376 00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:46,469 You are so frustrating, Shannon, 377 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:49,514 because you could be so brilliant but you're just thinking too much. 378 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:51,807 And look, I get it. I'm the same. 379 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,768 I'm actually a brilliant dancer. 380 00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:54,894 I'm just shit at choreography. 381 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,021 [players chuckling] 382 00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,191 It is absolutely true. 383 00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:05,531 Listen, you're-you're too in here. 384 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,992 You just gotta bring it down here. 385 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,078 Yeah? 386 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,621 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right. 387 00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:14,623 Hey, come, come, come. 388 00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:23,589 [knocks on door] 389 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,841 - Hey. - Hi. 390 00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:25,843 How are you doing? 391 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,011 Oh, nothing, I'm just googling high blood pressure. 392 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,013 Because I've got it, so I thought I would google it. 393 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:33,140 No, I said, "How are you doing?" 394 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,644 Oh. [chuckles] Sorry. Yeah. 395 00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:37,979 - I'm good, thank you. - Good. 396 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:42,441 I do think that maybe I should stay home this weekend, take it easy. 397 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,861 Not go to the Bristol City game. 398 00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,612 It's better to play it safe than sorry, right? 399 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,530 Yeah, 400 00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:51,201 but aren't you worried the team won't do as well without all your screaming? 401 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,953 - Screaming? - Oh, cheering, cheering. 402 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,162 [chuckles] That's better. 403 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,498 [chuckles] 404 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,041 - Do you want dinner later? - Yes, please. 405 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,209 Okay. 406 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,211 Great. 407 00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:04,214 - I'll text you when I'm leaving, yeah? - Yeah. 408 00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:09,886 And uh, after we eat, I'm gonna make you cheer all night. 409 00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:12,221 - Toodles. - [chuckles] 410 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,641 [sentimental music playing] 411 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,861 - Hey, Siri... - [Siri] Mm-hmm? 412 00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,197 ...will I be a good mum? 413 00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:30,781 [Siri] I can't predict the future, Keeley. 414 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,993 However, my data shows that people who ask that question 415 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,787 tend to be good at parenting. 416 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,623 Thank you. 417 00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:39,625 [Siri] You're welcome. 418 00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:48,424 So are you guys gonna beat Bristol City or what? 419 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,593 Because they embarrassed you the last time, 420 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,971 - 6-nil. - Whoa, it was actually 5-nil. 421 00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:55,973 Do you think correcting me makes it any less embarrassing? 422 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,351 - No, ma'am. - [Ted] We're gonna give it a shot, Mae. 423 00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:01,229 - You're gonna be there though, yeah? - I can't do it. 424 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:06,526 Two and a half hours is a long drive for someone with my, uh, level of seasoning. 425 00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,361 Oh, I hear you. Hey, you know what you could do? 426 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:10,029 You could roll with us on the team bus. 427 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,114 [chuckles] I wouldn't want to be a bother. 428 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,824 You love to be a bother. 429 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,117 - I do. - Yeah, okay. It's been decided. 430 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,787 We're gonna roll out the red and blue carpet, 431 00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:20,289 give you a little peek behind the curtain, show you how the sausage is made. 432 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,375 Like the time I took you in the back room 433 00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:24,585 and showed you how the sausage was actually made. 434 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:27,046 I don't have many regrets in life, but that is definitely one of them. 435 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,131 - Ah, I'd love to. Thank you, Ted. - Yeah? 436 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:32,009 - You got it. - [chuckles] But if you guys lose... 437 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,096 [stammers] Yeah. No, I hear you. 438 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,142 ["Righteous Life" playing] 439 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:44,147 [snores] 440 00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:25,689 Yes! 441 00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:43,707 - [players chattering] - [song fades] 442 00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,376 I just heard from Caroline, 443 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:50,254 - who just spoke to Dr. Beaumont. - And? 444 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,089 - Gemma's been cleared to play. - Hey! 445 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,382 All right, there we go. 446 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,384 Uh, does Gemma know yet? 447 00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:58,596 [vocalizing] 448 00:18:58,597 --> 00:18:59,598 She knows. 449 00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:02,016 Mm-hmm. 450 00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:03,310 It seems like she knows. 451 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:05,979 [Caroline laughs] 452 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,235 - Hi. Morning. - Hiya. 453 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,486 - Morning, Kenneth. - Hi. 454 00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:15,696 Can't wait to listen to those Pink Floyd bootlegs you got me. 455 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:18,032 All I got to do now is track down a reel-to-reel player. 456 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:20,744 Or you could sleep with them under your pillow. 457 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:22,870 Always does the trick for me. 458 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:25,624 Yeah, no, I'll give that a try first. Thanks. 459 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,917 All right, y'all. Hey, let's listen up. 460 00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:31,003 We got a special guest riding over to Bristol with us today. 461 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:34,006 Please give it up for the one, the only, Mae Green. 462 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,175 [cheering] 463 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,468 - Come on! - Go on, Mae! 464 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,220 - Excited to be tagging along. - Yeah. 465 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:43,224 Hey, let's make sure we show Mae a nice and respectful time, all right? 466 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,643 By all of us being on our best behavior. Yeah? 467 00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:48,354 - [groaning] - No, come on, Ted. 468 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,691 Not since I saw Shirley Bassey at the London Palladium 469 00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:54,819 in '73 have I been around so much energy and estrogen. 470 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,445 I want the full experience. 471 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,239 Hey, I've got that show on eight-track. 472 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,323 Uh, that's great, Kenneth. 473 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,367 Uh, hey, fine by me, y'all cut loose. 474 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,786 - Yeah! - Whoo! Come on! 475 00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:05,705 Ooh! [exclaims, chuckles] 476 00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:07,456 Oi, Mae, Mae, come and sit with us. 477 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:08,374 All right. 478 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,626 - Mae, I hope you're ready for this. - Why? 479 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:12,378 Yeah, we're about to grill you for three hours straight. 480 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,714 About everything you've ever seen, heard, lost, and learned in your life. 481 00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:16,007 Do your worst. 482 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:17,341 [Chilton] All right, guys. Everyone. 483 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,926 Uh, hello. I'm gonna take a picture. 484 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,344 - Ooh! - [Chilton] Yep. 485 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,637 Okay, smile. 486 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,097 - [shutter clicks] - [Mae chuckles] 487 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:24,807 - Great. - Wait, that's it? 488 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:25,809 You're gonna take one photo? 489 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:27,935 Well, I don't want to waste my memory. 490 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:30,354 - [muttering] - Too tight to pay for iCloud storage. 491 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,607 - [Mady] One photo? - [Niamh] Really? 492 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,613 - Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. - Hey. 493 00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:41,532 You know, Rebecca, even without the Milk sisters selling, 494 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:44,286 someone could still get 49% of the shares. 495 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,412 Is this how we're saying hello now? 496 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:50,333 Sorry, I'll let you settle in, have a glass of wine. 497 00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:51,335 Merci. 498 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,253 Oh, is that sushi? 499 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,671 - On an aeroplane? - Yeah. 500 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:59,426 I love it when it's a little bit warm, 'cause it makes it easier to chew. 501 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:02,428 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 502 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:05,223 You know, I'm gonna hit the loo before we take off. 503 00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:09,310 'Cause anybody else afraid of getting sucked into an airplane toilet 504 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,939 and spit out into the clouds? 505 00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:14,232 No. 506 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:15,692 - Oh, it must be nice. - [Rebecca] Mmm. 507 00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:17,944 It really happens, you know? 508 00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:20,405 - Happened to some bloke. Awful. - [engine starting up] 509 00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,660 Why did I sit next to the toilet? 510 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:28,704 [Lowe] And so to the starting lineup for the visiting Richmond women, 511 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:31,582 who will begin this match in a 4-4-2 diamond formation 512 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,459 for the first time this season. 513 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,546 The tactical switch moves the Harrigan twins up into midfield. 514 00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:39,215 And you have to wonder if a change like this before 515 00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:43,928 {\an8}the biggest match of Richmond's inaugural season will be cohesive or chaotic. 516 00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:45,680 But there's good news for the traveling fans: 517 00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:48,766 Star striker Gemma Jay has been cleared to play 518 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,018 for the first time since her injury against Charlton. 519 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:53,479 She'll be available off the bench, and there's no doubt 520 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,690 - the fans will be-- - [doorbell rings] 521 00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:58,734 - Oh, what's this? - Lunch. 522 00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:02,488 I'm here to keep you company and make sure you don't watch the match. 523 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:03,532 Rebecca's orders. 524 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,951 Naughty, naughty Keeley. 525 00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:10,705 [Lowe] Good afternoon from Bristol in England's beautiful South West. 526 00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:12,915 Bristol's been around for over a thousand years, 527 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:15,626 and now the first-year Lady Greyhounds arrive 528 00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:19,714 seeking the all-important promotion that would help ensure their own survival 529 00:22:19,715 --> 00:22:21,382 in this season-defining match. 530 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:22,675 [Ted] All right, y'all. Here we go. 531 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:25,553 Just like the acknowledgment section in the back of a book, 532 00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:26,930 it's all been building to this. 533 00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:31,100 Look, we know what's at stake today, so I ain't gonna prattle on and on about that 534 00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:34,020 but if anybody's got something they wanna say, now's your time. 535 00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:35,938 - Yeah. - Let's go. 536 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,231 - Let's have it. - Yeah. 537 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:39,901 I feel you. All right. Mae, you wanna say something? 538 00:22:39,902 --> 00:22:41,903 Oh, no. I'm good. 539 00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:44,072 - Come on, Mae. - [Ted chuckles] Come on, Mae. Come on. 540 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:47,158 Okay. All right. 541 00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:50,287 Uh, so, listen, um, growing up, 542 00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:53,331 all I wanted to do was be a footballer, 543 00:22:53,332 --> 00:22:56,375 but women weren't allowed to play officially. 544 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,127 You'd have been a professional, Mae, wouldn't you? 545 00:22:58,128 --> 00:23:00,630 No, I had a right foot like a rosebush. 546 00:23:00,631 --> 00:23:01,714 [all laugh] 547 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:05,052 But my left, even worse. [laughs] 548 00:23:06,637 --> 00:23:08,639 But you girls are different. 549 00:23:10,057 --> 00:23:12,809 You're talented. You belong on that pitch. 550 00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:15,312 And I love to see it. 551 00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:21,735 So go out there and make an old lady happy. 552 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:26,280 And beat the fucking shit out of them! 553 00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:28,450 [cheering] 554 00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:33,204 All right, come on. Let's go. Everyone in. 555 00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:35,748 [clamoring] 556 00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:37,083 Everybody in, yeah? 557 00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:38,376 - [Ted] Go. Come on. - All right. 558 00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:39,961 Richmond on three. 559 00:23:39,962 --> 00:23:41,003 One, two, three... 560 00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:42,755 [all] Richmond! 561 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:45,883 - [cheering, clapping] - [Mae] Greyhounds, go! 562 00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:49,762 We welcome all of you out in the streamersphere to Ashton Gate Stadium, 563 00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:52,181 home of Bristol City WFC, 564 00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:57,229 as they welcome AFC Richmond Women for a season-defining match. 565 00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:00,648 - Ms. Welton... - Yes. 566 00:24:00,649 --> 00:24:03,025 ...your guest, Mae Green, has requested to sit 567 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,986 - in your supporters' section. - Oh. 568 00:24:04,987 --> 00:24:07,281 So we've had her switch seats with this woman. 569 00:24:08,407 --> 00:24:10,741 She appears to be normal... ish. 570 00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:13,620 - Is that all right? - [chuckles] Course, thank you. 571 00:24:15,414 --> 00:24:17,415 - Hmm. Hello, there. - Rebecca Welton. 572 00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:18,499 Suzi Campbell. 573 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,667 Pleasure to meet you. 574 00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:20,751 To meet all of you. 575 00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:22,671 - Mmm. - Okay. 576 00:24:23,672 --> 00:24:25,173 Thanks, big guy. 577 00:24:25,174 --> 00:24:26,675 Here's a little something for you. 578 00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:31,013 Used Kleenex. [chuckles] Lush. 579 00:24:31,763 --> 00:24:34,515 - [crowd cheering] - Yeah! [laughs] 580 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:37,310 [Lowe] For Richmond, the stakes are clear, 581 00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:41,522 secure promotion today or risk heartbreak tomorrow. 582 00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:45,735 When you've got opportunity in your hands, it's important to hold on to it tight, 583 00:24:45,736 --> 00:24:48,738 like a lover who you know is about to leave you. 584 00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:49,906 We've all been there. 585 00:24:49,907 --> 00:24:53,367 Not like I have, Rebecca, not like I have. 586 00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:54,578 No one has... 587 00:24:56,705 --> 00:24:57,914 except Lily Allen. 588 00:24:57,915 --> 00:24:59,624 Ooh, shit. 589 00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:03,253 - [crowd cheering on speaker] - [Jill] Nina Simone, Patsy Cline, 590 00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:05,338 Lucille Ball, 591 00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:06,673 the lads from Snow Patrol. 592 00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:08,550 [Lowe] We get the idea, Jill. 593 00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:12,303 [gasps] I'm just watching porn. 594 00:25:12,304 --> 00:25:14,430 You're not meant to be watching the match. You have to stay calm. 595 00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:16,265 Roy, I am so calm. 596 00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:17,808 - [breathes deeply] - [Roy] Mmm. 597 00:25:17,809 --> 00:25:20,687 [sighs] I'm so cool and calm. 598 00:25:21,897 --> 00:25:23,814 Please, can I watch the match? I really wanna watch it. 599 00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:25,441 - It's so unfair. - Keeley. 600 00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:28,653 Roy, I wanna watch the match. Please, please, please. 601 00:25:28,654 --> 00:25:30,780 - Please, Roy. Please. - Okay. 602 00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:32,198 But... 603 00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:34,283 [Lowe] Still goalless in the early going. 604 00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:38,287 Quite the bold choice for Richmond to try a new tactic in such a huge match, 605 00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:40,289 but they'll need more from this new formation. 606 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,959 Come on, come on. 607 00:25:46,797 --> 00:25:49,590 [Lowe] Davis to El Sherif, who can't quite get there. 608 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,425 [panting] 609 00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:52,636 Oh, no, no. 610 00:25:58,141 --> 00:25:59,725 - Oh! - No! 611 00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:02,144 [Lowe] The Robins of Bristol City draw first blood. 612 00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:04,856 But you have to think Quinn should've done better there, Jill. 613 00:26:04,857 --> 00:26:08,067 [Jill] No one respects a goalie's quirks more than me. 614 00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:09,903 That's all they get today. Come on. 615 00:26:10,529 --> 00:26:13,949 [Jill] But if Quinn had been wearing gloves, it would still be nil-nil. 616 00:26:16,118 --> 00:26:19,036 Well, like they all say, it is a game of fingertips, you know? 617 00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:20,329 [Chilton] Literally no one says that. 618 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,914 - [Ted] No one? - [Chilton] No. 619 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:23,417 - I just came up with that? - Yeah. 620 00:26:24,668 --> 00:26:25,751 Oh, fuck this. 621 00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:27,546 I'm getting four shots of Fireball. You want anything? 622 00:26:29,423 --> 00:26:30,757 [Rebecca sighs] 623 00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:33,719 She's a torture, that one. 624 00:26:34,845 --> 00:26:39,182 - [Roy] Okay. Uh, Fuzzy Pencil-- - It's a makeup brush, but carry on. 625 00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:42,476 Makeup Brush passes the ball up the field. 626 00:26:42,477 --> 00:26:43,769 Wait, who is the makeup brush? 627 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:46,731 - Gabi. Frosted tips. - Gabi. 628 00:26:46,732 --> 00:26:48,441 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 629 00:26:48,442 --> 00:26:54,197 Passes the ball towards, um, Squishy Eye Scissors. 630 00:26:54,198 --> 00:26:56,115 Roy, you have a sister. It shouldn't be that hard. 631 00:26:56,116 --> 00:26:57,200 Eyelash Curlers. 632 00:26:57,201 --> 00:26:59,660 Eyelash Curlers, moves the ball forward. 633 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:01,914 - Yeah. [gasps] - [Lowe] Now City. 634 00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:04,540 Ronnie to Gibbons. 635 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:05,875 Acres of space. 636 00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:08,294 Ooh, broken up by Harrigan. No! 637 00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:10,588 Dispossessed! Conn finds Del Mio. 638 00:27:10,589 --> 00:27:12,006 Del Mio! 639 00:27:12,007 --> 00:27:14,884 - [crowd cheering] - [groaning] 640 00:27:14,885 --> 00:27:16,385 - [groans] - [groans] What? 641 00:27:16,386 --> 00:27:20,806 [Lowe] 2-nil. Richmond's in utter disarray as Quinn can only get a hand to it. 642 00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:22,392 Are you broken? 643 00:27:24,186 --> 00:27:25,353 Ooh. 644 00:27:25,354 --> 00:27:26,938 No, that is broken. 645 00:27:26,939 --> 00:27:28,731 All right, we're gonna need some offense now. 646 00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:30,191 Yeah. Attackers get warm. 647 00:27:30,192 --> 00:27:31,235 Come on! 648 00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:37,574 Shannon, that's you too. Come on! 649 00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:39,534 It's only 2-nil. 650 00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:41,661 And that's okay because, remember, 651 00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:44,038 nothing really matters in the grand scheme of things. 652 00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:47,458 Because we are just stardust floating in a void. 653 00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:48,793 Hmm. 654 00:27:48,794 --> 00:27:52,630 [Lowe] Richmond's season is on the brink. This may call for an early move. 655 00:27:52,631 --> 00:27:53,799 Who we gonna sub in? 656 00:27:54,466 --> 00:27:55,717 [both] Gemma. 657 00:27:56,802 --> 00:27:58,302 - Yeah. Gemma. - Yeah, okay. 658 00:27:58,303 --> 00:27:59,513 Hey, Gemma Jay! 659 00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:02,139 - You're going in. Yeah. - Okay. 660 00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:04,016 Oi, be careful out there. 661 00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:05,101 Listen to your body. 662 00:28:05,102 --> 00:28:07,312 If anything makes you uncomfortable, you can stop. 663 00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:10,274 It's a knee injury, I'm not losing my virginity. 664 00:28:10,858 --> 00:28:11,859 I'm trusting you. 665 00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:16,530 - What's going on over there? - I guess Gemma's a virgin. 666 00:28:17,281 --> 00:28:19,699 [Lowe] It's the moment Richmond fans have waited for. 667 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:22,160 Gemma! Gemma! Gemma! 668 00:28:23,495 --> 00:28:25,746 [Lowe] One minute of added time remains. 669 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,874 Jenks finds Song. 670 00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:29,834 One touch to Jay, rampaging forward 671 00:28:29,835 --> 00:28:32,462 - and she's brought down in the box! - [whistle blows] 672 00:28:33,714 --> 00:28:36,215 - Yes! Yes! - Yes! Yes! 673 00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:37,551 Here we go. It's a chance. 674 00:28:38,093 --> 00:28:39,385 Wait. Hold on a second, is she all right? 675 00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:41,762 But Richmond's worst nightmare, Gemma Jay is still down. 676 00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:44,266 Oh, I knew... I knew it. I knew this would happen. 677 00:28:47,936 --> 00:28:49,062 Fuck you. Behave. 678 00:28:50,189 --> 00:28:51,772 - You all right? You okay? - [Gemma] Yeah, yeah. 679 00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:52,857 - Get up. - [grunts] 680 00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:54,525 Yes, fucking come on. Come on! 681 00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:57,820 [Lowe] Well, she's back on her feet. But is she still herself? 682 00:28:57,821 --> 00:28:59,947 Ted, I know you're trying to make me a more positive person, 683 00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:03,075 but let's face it, the world sucks fucking dick. 684 00:29:03,076 --> 00:29:04,285 - With teeth. - Amen. 685 00:29:04,286 --> 00:29:07,246 Oh. Okay, you two, why don't you cool your jets 686 00:29:07,247 --> 00:29:09,082 and let's see how the penalty turns out, please. 687 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:12,168 [Jill] First game back from injury, 688 00:29:12,169 --> 00:29:15,338 suffers a scary fall that could have been doomsday, 689 00:29:15,339 --> 00:29:18,007 and she's taking the penalty herself. 690 00:29:18,008 --> 00:29:20,719 That's toughness. That's grit. 691 00:29:23,555 --> 00:29:26,724 Scented Candle lines up to take the penalty kick, 692 00:29:26,725 --> 00:29:28,727 and everyone is really chill about it. 693 00:29:31,438 --> 00:29:33,689 - [Lowe] All eyes on Richmond's talisman. - Come on. 694 00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:36,860 Can she fire her side back into this crucial match? 695 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,321 [whistle blows] 696 00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:45,368 [cheering] 697 00:29:45,369 --> 00:29:47,662 She can! Of course she can. 698 00:29:47,663 --> 00:29:49,539 - It's 2-1. - Yes! 699 00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:51,958 - [shushes] And everyone is calm. - Yeah. 700 00:29:51,959 --> 00:29:54,001 And no one is celebrating 'cause there's no need to. 701 00:29:54,002 --> 00:29:55,711 We can breathe about it. 702 00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:57,880 It's not a big deal. It's 2-1. 703 00:29:57,881 --> 00:29:59,382 It's only football. 704 00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:01,051 Silly, silly football. 705 00:30:02,261 --> 00:30:03,803 [whistle blows] 706 00:30:03,804 --> 00:30:05,304 [inspiring music playing] 707 00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:07,181 [Lowe] This match was all Bristol 708 00:30:07,182 --> 00:30:09,016 - until Gemma Jay came along... - Yeah. Come on. 709 00:30:09,017 --> 00:30:12,103 ...and since then Richmond have looked a different proposition altogether. 710 00:30:12,104 --> 00:30:13,896 [Jill] They've been transformed. 711 00:30:13,897 --> 00:30:17,693 Like they stopped drinking and started doing Pilates three days a week. 712 00:30:18,277 --> 00:30:21,405 [sighs] I need to sit down, recharge for the second half. 713 00:30:22,197 --> 00:30:24,198 That's a great idea. [chuckles] 714 00:30:24,199 --> 00:30:26,118 ["Jump Around" plays through speakers] 715 00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:31,415 [singing bowl tolls] 716 00:30:35,919 --> 00:30:37,921 [players clamoring, cheering] 717 00:30:39,089 --> 00:30:41,216 You are the man! You! 718 00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:44,594 - Great penalty. - Thanks. 719 00:30:44,595 --> 00:30:46,013 You shouldn't play the second half. 720 00:30:47,431 --> 00:30:48,473 I saw you limping. 721 00:30:50,184 --> 00:30:51,559 Look, I'm not gonna tell you what to do. 722 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,145 I'm not gonna tell Ted what to do. 723 00:30:53,812 --> 00:30:54,855 [sighs] 724 00:30:55,981 --> 00:30:57,024 I felt a twinge. 725 00:30:58,483 --> 00:30:59,484 It hurts. 726 00:30:59,985 --> 00:31:00,986 [sighs] 727 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:03,655 You're right, I should come out. 728 00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:07,116 But if we lose, I'll be fuming. 729 00:31:07,117 --> 00:31:08,535 I'll be fucking livid. 730 00:31:16,168 --> 00:31:17,169 Hey. 731 00:31:17,753 --> 00:31:19,129 Stop me if you've heard this one. 732 00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:23,258 What brings no benefit to the bee brings even less to the hive. 733 00:31:27,304 --> 00:31:29,640 I know you like to feel everything. 734 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:32,392 But I want you to feel what it's like to get promoted. 735 00:31:40,984 --> 00:31:42,861 ["Jump Around" continues] 736 00:31:47,908 --> 00:31:49,868 Buying a bra, huh? Nice. 737 00:31:53,038 --> 00:31:54,330 Let's go, Greyhounds! 738 00:31:54,331 --> 00:31:56,041 [players chattering] 739 00:31:57,084 --> 00:31:58,668 Hey, Shannon, uh, 740 00:31:58,669 --> 00:32:00,837 Gemma's gonna sit second half, so I'm gonna need your help. 741 00:32:00,838 --> 00:32:02,755 Oh, yeah, cheer her up on the bench? Sure. 742 00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:05,007 But just so you know, she's a lot. 743 00:32:05,008 --> 00:32:08,095 No, no, I'm gonna need you to go out there and help us win this game. 744 00:32:09,263 --> 00:32:11,473 Wait. Wait. I'm going in? 745 00:32:12,057 --> 00:32:13,225 Yes, ma'am. 746 00:32:16,061 --> 00:32:17,770 [Ted chuckles] 747 00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:19,105 Well, now, hold on a second. 748 00:32:19,106 --> 00:32:20,231 You gotta take off all this junk. 749 00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:21,732 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Come on now. 750 00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:23,651 All right, everybody, come on. Let's go, circle up. 751 00:32:23,652 --> 00:32:25,444 Bring it in. Bring it in. 752 00:32:25,445 --> 00:32:27,113 All right, we're only down one goal, 753 00:32:27,114 --> 00:32:30,032 so second verse is gonna be the same as the first, yeah? 754 00:32:30,033 --> 00:32:32,411 We're gonna do one thing different though, and that... 755 00:32:32,953 --> 00:32:36,831 - Ooh la la, look at this. Okay. - Okay! Boots! 756 00:32:36,832 --> 00:32:38,708 Sorry, we're gonna do two things different. 757 00:32:38,709 --> 00:32:40,126 Shannon, come on, get up here now. 758 00:32:40,127 --> 00:32:41,294 Come on now, let's go. 759 00:32:41,295 --> 00:32:42,295 I'm coming. 760 00:32:42,296 --> 00:32:44,255 The other one is, Shannon's gonna be starting the second half for us. 761 00:32:44,256 --> 00:32:47,717 - Come on! [whooping] - Come on. All right. Let's go. 762 00:32:47,718 --> 00:32:49,594 Come on, Greyhounds on three. One, two, three. 763 00:32:49,595 --> 00:32:52,598 - Greyhounds! Come on! - Greyhounds! Yeah! 764 00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:56,393 - Congratulations. You got this. Come on. - Okay. 765 00:32:58,478 --> 00:32:59,813 Shannon, just... 766 00:33:00,397 --> 00:33:01,398 Remember... 767 00:33:02,441 --> 00:33:03,775 ["Formation" plays] 768 00:33:04,693 --> 00:33:06,278 - You got this, go on. - Yes. Yes. 769 00:33:09,198 --> 00:33:11,157 ♪ I see it, I want it ♪ 770 00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:13,159 ♪ I stunt yellow-bone it ♪ 771 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,161 ♪ I dream it, I work hard ♪ 772 00:33:15,162 --> 00:33:17,038 ♪ I grind 'til I own it ♪ 773 00:33:17,039 --> 00:33:19,040 ♪ I twirl on my haters ♪ 774 00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:20,958 ♪ Albino alligators ♪ 775 00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:24,670 ♪ El Camino with the seat low Sippin' Cuervo with no chaser ♪ 776 00:33:24,671 --> 00:33:27,423 - ♪ Sometimes I go off ♪ - ♪ Go off ♪ 777 00:33:27,424 --> 00:33:29,467 - ♪ I go hard ♪ - ♪ I go hard ♪ 778 00:33:29,468 --> 00:33:31,344 - ♪ Take what's mine ♪ - ♪ Take what's mine ♪ 779 00:33:31,345 --> 00:33:33,304 - ♪ I'm a star ♪ - ♪ I'm a star ♪ 780 00:33:33,305 --> 00:33:35,389 - ♪ 'Cause I slay ♪ - ♪ Slay, slay ♪ 781 00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:37,976 - ♪ Or you get eliminated ♪ - ♪ I slay ♪ 782 00:33:38,477 --> 00:33:40,979 ♪ Okay, ladies Now let's get in formation ♪ 783 00:33:41,855 --> 00:33:43,689 - [music stops] - [whistle blows] 784 00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:47,443 [Lowe] A Richmond reshuffle for the second half. Gemma Jay cannot continue. 785 00:33:47,444 --> 00:33:51,155 She's replaced in the lineup by Shannon Stone, making her season debut. 786 00:33:51,156 --> 00:33:53,824 Richmond have all their chips on the table. 787 00:33:53,825 --> 00:33:55,451 - Do they have an ace up their sleeve? - [groans] 788 00:33:55,452 --> 00:33:57,578 Shannon, stop thinking. 789 00:33:57,579 --> 00:33:58,580 Okay, okay. 790 00:33:59,373 --> 00:34:01,499 [Lowe] Richmond have lost their defensive shape. 791 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,126 This is dangerous here. 792 00:34:03,710 --> 00:34:05,670 Bristol. From long range. 793 00:34:05,671 --> 00:34:07,380 What a save from Quinn! 794 00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:08,506 Yes, Boots! 795 00:34:08,507 --> 00:34:09,715 [screams] Yeah! 796 00:34:09,716 --> 00:34:11,091 [cheering] 797 00:34:11,092 --> 00:34:13,719 - [breathes deeply] Yeah. - [breathes deeply] 798 00:34:14,513 --> 00:34:17,808 [Lowe] And Quinn appears to be wearing... gloves? 799 00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:20,686 Oh, I get it. Right. 800 00:34:21,186 --> 00:34:23,312 - Yes. - El Sharif finds Harrigan 801 00:34:23,313 --> 00:34:24,480 on the edge of the box! 802 00:34:24,481 --> 00:34:28,609 Back heel to nowhere. Oh! Hang on! 803 00:34:28,610 --> 00:34:31,905 The other Harrigan! 804 00:34:32,697 --> 00:34:35,909 - The equalizer! It's 2-2! - Yes! 805 00:34:36,869 --> 00:34:38,244 Yes. 806 00:34:38,245 --> 00:34:40,329 Yeah! 807 00:34:40,330 --> 00:34:41,331 Come on! 808 00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:44,292 - [chuckles] - Yes. 809 00:34:44,293 --> 00:34:47,211 Really good teamwork from Rouge and Contour. 810 00:34:47,212 --> 00:34:48,964 Yes! Yes! 811 00:34:50,090 --> 00:34:53,426 We can be relaxed because that is 2-2, 812 00:34:53,427 --> 00:34:56,387 and the balance of the universe has been restored. 813 00:34:56,388 --> 00:34:59,515 [Lowe] There will be a minimum of four minutes' injury time. 814 00:34:59,516 --> 00:35:02,269 Stone with the intercept. She's been growing into this game. 815 00:35:03,645 --> 00:35:07,357 The Richmond attack in full flow now, and Harrigan is in. 816 00:35:07,858 --> 00:35:09,233 [pants, grunts] 817 00:35:09,234 --> 00:35:11,069 Cleaned out by the keeper. 818 00:35:13,614 --> 00:35:15,866 Loose ball into the box. 819 00:35:17,910 --> 00:35:19,828 Who's gonna get there first? 820 00:35:22,581 --> 00:35:24,041 [suspenseful music playing] 821 00:35:30,506 --> 00:35:32,632 [cheering] 822 00:35:32,633 --> 00:35:33,966 - Yeah! - [gasps] Yes! 823 00:35:33,967 --> 00:35:36,093 - Face Wash scored. - Oh! 824 00:35:36,094 --> 00:35:37,762 [both hum] 825 00:35:37,763 --> 00:35:41,098 - [cheering] - [Lowe] O Captain! My Captain! 826 00:35:41,099 --> 00:35:42,517 Lizzie Davis. 827 00:35:42,518 --> 00:35:45,895 The mother of two scores a mother of a goal 828 00:35:45,896 --> 00:35:49,858 to put Richmond on the brink of the Super League. 829 00:35:53,403 --> 00:35:54,487 Yeah! 830 00:35:54,488 --> 00:35:55,905 - [chuckles] - Yes! Yes! 831 00:35:55,906 --> 00:35:57,074 - Whoo! - Hey. 832 00:35:57,658 --> 00:35:59,534 All right, all right. Come on, let's focus. 833 00:35:59,535 --> 00:36:01,661 Settle up, switch on. Game's not over. 834 00:36:01,662 --> 00:36:04,164 Yeah! Yes! Oh! 835 00:36:04,665 --> 00:36:06,332 Oh, it's about the Milks. 836 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:08,501 - I'm gonna take this. Okay, okay. - Take it. 837 00:36:08,502 --> 00:36:10,379 [chuckling] 838 00:36:11,255 --> 00:36:12,338 Whoo! 839 00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:13,756 Hey, okay. 840 00:36:13,757 --> 00:36:15,299 This had better be good news. 841 00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:17,510 I have found the Château de Milk. 842 00:36:17,511 --> 00:36:18,886 [chuckles] 843 00:36:18,887 --> 00:36:21,138 Hugo, you magnificent bastard. 844 00:36:21,139 --> 00:36:23,474 I'm so sorry for ever underestimating you, 845 00:36:23,475 --> 00:36:25,935 but it's only because I think so little of you. 846 00:36:25,936 --> 00:36:27,979 We've no time for your linguistic foreplay, 847 00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:29,439 my wicked pussycat. 848 00:36:30,023 --> 00:36:31,774 I need to know how high you're willing to go. 849 00:36:31,775 --> 00:36:33,150 Whatever it takes. 850 00:36:33,151 --> 00:36:35,361 Listen, you skinless hemorrhoid. 851 00:36:35,362 --> 00:36:38,698 If I get these shares, then I'll have majority control of the club, 852 00:36:38,699 --> 00:36:40,450 so don't fuck it up. 853 00:36:42,870 --> 00:36:44,036 [sighs] 854 00:36:44,037 --> 00:36:46,373 - [stomach rumbles] - Oh, God, that's the yellowtail. 855 00:36:46,915 --> 00:36:49,334 Oh. Ooh. 856 00:36:52,713 --> 00:36:55,174 My apologies. 857 00:36:55,716 --> 00:36:56,717 That was God. 858 00:36:57,509 --> 00:36:59,510 I was just letting him know 859 00:36:59,511 --> 00:37:02,806 that I'd found two of his most gorgeous angels. 860 00:37:06,643 --> 00:37:08,936 [Jill] Richmond need to stay frosty here. 861 00:37:08,937 --> 00:37:10,688 One slip and all is lost. 862 00:37:10,689 --> 00:37:12,065 [Lowe] And there is your slip. 863 00:37:12,816 --> 00:37:15,444 Bristol are still alive. The cross goes in. 864 00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:21,657 Boots Quinn with a one-handed save. 865 00:37:21,658 --> 00:37:23,159 - Go on, Boots! - And she made it look easy. 866 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,328 [Jill] Isn't it mad what gloves can do? 867 00:37:25,329 --> 00:37:27,747 [Lowe] But surely she'll stay down to run out some clock? 868 00:37:27,748 --> 00:37:29,041 [Jill] What is she thinking? 869 00:37:34,796 --> 00:37:37,216 [Lowe] Quinn thumps it up the pitch to Stone. 870 00:37:37,716 --> 00:37:39,092 [Jill] Show 'em, Stoney. 871 00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:45,516 [Lowe] She's got one defender to beat! 872 00:37:49,436 --> 00:37:53,439 Oh! She's won it for Richmond! 873 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,982 [cheering] 874 00:37:54,983 --> 00:37:55,942 Yeah! 875 00:37:55,943 --> 00:37:58,361 ["Lust for Life" playing] 876 00:37:58,362 --> 00:37:59,403 - [gasps] - [Roy] Keeley! 877 00:37:59,404 --> 00:38:01,322 I lied, football does matter! 878 00:38:01,323 --> 00:38:05,034 It's the most important thing in the world, and you did it. You did it, babe. 879 00:38:05,035 --> 00:38:08,454 This is incredible. I-I-I gotta go call my wife and my bookie! 880 00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:10,457 Oh, well done. [laughs] 881 00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:13,794 - Oh, man! [laughing] - [Ted, Chilton laugh] 882 00:38:14,378 --> 00:38:18,506 [Lowe] Improbably, dramatically, incredibly... 883 00:38:18,507 --> 00:38:20,216 - [final whistle blows] - ...Richmond have done it. 884 00:38:20,217 --> 00:38:22,176 Welcome to the Super League. 885 00:38:22,177 --> 00:38:23,719 Help! Come on! 886 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:27,014 [Lowe] Shannon Stone. She'll be returning home a hero. 887 00:38:27,015 --> 00:38:30,852 [Jill] Incredible. This is why football's the best sport in the world. 888 00:38:30,853 --> 00:38:32,479 {\an8}[steward] Madam? Madam? 889 00:38:33,397 --> 00:38:34,939 Keeley would have loved this. 890 00:38:34,940 --> 00:38:36,440 You know what else she'll love? 891 00:38:36,441 --> 00:38:38,818 When we move the last match of the season to Nelson Road... 892 00:38:38,819 --> 00:38:42,071 - Yes. - ...and fill the whole fucking place. 893 00:38:42,072 --> 00:38:43,407 [whoops] 894 00:38:44,658 --> 00:38:45,659 [Keeley clears throat] 895 00:38:47,452 --> 00:38:49,120 Great game, Shower Gel. 896 00:38:49,121 --> 00:38:50,289 I knew you had it in you. 897 00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:53,542 And you, Weird Shoe, perfect goal. 898 00:38:54,251 --> 00:39:00,006 And you two, Rouge and Contour, great teamwork despite your differences. 899 00:39:00,007 --> 00:39:02,258 "She was shite. I was grand." 900 00:39:02,259 --> 00:39:04,635 "Don't be a bastard, you little shite." 901 00:39:04,636 --> 00:39:06,053 Stop it, you two. 902 00:39:06,054 --> 00:39:09,932 You're both very powerful face coloring things. 903 00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:11,475 ["Oh Love" playing] 904 00:39:11,476 --> 00:39:12,477 And you... 905 00:39:13,061 --> 00:39:15,063 - Mmm. - What's wrong? 906 00:39:16,732 --> 00:39:17,815 Nothing. 907 00:39:17,816 --> 00:39:19,275 Okay. 908 00:39:19,276 --> 00:39:21,736 - You've got to be yourself. - But why not, just for a minute... 909 00:39:21,737 --> 00:39:23,529 - Of course. - Excuse me, I... 910 00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:24,656 I'm sorry to interrupt. 911 00:39:25,532 --> 00:39:27,408 But there's been an incident. 912 00:39:27,409 --> 00:39:28,744 Oh, what is it? 913 00:39:30,204 --> 00:39:32,039 It's Ms. Green. 914 00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:37,878 Can I tell you something? 915 00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:39,379 Yeah, of course. 916 00:39:54,853 --> 00:39:57,480 That's the best fucking thing I've ever heard in my life. 917 00:39:57,481 --> 00:40:00,691 ♪ I held aloft my whiskey dreams ♪ 918 00:40:00,692 --> 00:40:02,360 [Keeley moans] 919 00:40:02,361 --> 00:40:05,071 ♪ And struggling to find, it seems ♪ 920 00:40:05,072 --> 00:40:08,991 ♪ Some semblance of a common theme ♪ 921 00:40:08,992 --> 00:40:11,620 ♪ I drifted back to Earth ♪ 922 00:40:12,913 --> 00:40:15,999 We are going up! Say we are going up! 923 00:40:16,792 --> 00:40:20,045 ♪ To grace the skies with summer doves ♪ 924 00:40:20,796 --> 00:40:26,927 ♪ To furl the darkness Screaming of a better time to come ♪ 925 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,181 ♪ Cruel sacrifice ♪ 926 00:40:32,182 --> 00:40:35,268 [players chanting] We are going up! Say we are going up! 927 00:40:35,269 --> 00:40:37,437 ♪ What it ought to be is changing ♪ 928 00:40:39,022 --> 00:40:41,984 We are going up! Say we are going up! 929 00:40:43,527 --> 00:40:46,238 ♪ Oh, love ♪ 930 00:40:47,030 --> 00:40:50,992 ♪ Come down from your anguish And I'll do the same ♪ 931 00:40:50,993 --> 00:40:55,079 ♪ My reasons for leaving I'll try to explain ♪ 932 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,416 ♪ Oh, love ♪ 933 00:40:59,001 --> 00:41:02,045 ♪ Oh, love ♪ 934 00:41:02,629 --> 00:41:05,798 ♪ Stay out for the moment I promise I'll change ♪ 935 00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:07,300 Hey, what you doing? 936 00:41:07,301 --> 00:41:09,386 Get in here and celebrate with us. [chuckles] 937 00:41:12,264 --> 00:41:13,265 What's wrong? 938 00:41:16,101 --> 00:41:18,227 ♪ Come down from your anguish ♪ 939 00:41:18,228 --> 00:41:20,229 - [no audible dialogue] - ♪ I'll do the same ♪ 940 00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:24,234 ♪ My reasons for leaving I'll try to explain ♪ 941 00:41:25,194 --> 00:41:26,612 [music ends]