1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:02,627 [birds chirping] 2 00:00:02,711 --> 00:00:04,251 [soft music playing] 3 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,097 [grunts] 4 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:20,770 [sighs] 5 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:30,824 -Morning, Coach. -Morning, Coach. 6 00:00:30,906 --> 00:00:32,066 You wanna grab some breakfast? 7 00:00:32,156 --> 00:00:34,366 Nah, I just had one piece of cereal and I'm pretty stuffed. 8 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:35,791 Could go for coffee though. 9 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:37,286 Yeah. 10 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,083 [sighs] You know what today feels like? 11 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,835 -First day of school. -First day of school. That's right. Whoo! 12 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:44,752 That's close. 13 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:48,838 -What about you, Coach? How you feeling? -A little nervous. 14 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:51,804 Well, heck, yeah. No such thing as "last-day jitters." 15 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,175 -[horn honks] -Whoa. 16 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:55,314 Gotta look right, Coach. 17 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,559 Yeah. I'm gonna get that someday. 18 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:00,558 [busker] ♪ So blues ♪ 19 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:02,734 -♪ I can tell you ♪ -Check out my man here. 20 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:07,187 -♪ So blues, I can tell you ♪ -[children shouting, laughing] 21 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,578 [boy] A girl's not gettin' by me. 22 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,921 [children shouting, laughing] 23 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:27,125 Sometimes the best way to stick it to the man is go right between his legs, huh? 24 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:28,962 -We gotta go, Coach. -Yeah. 25 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:38,891 -[knocks] -Knock-a-doodle-do. 26 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:42,098 -Ah. Good morning, Coach Lasso. -Hey, look at us. 27 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:44,146 Couple of worm-addicted early birds, am I right? 28 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:47,400 Well, I'm glad I caught ya. I brought you a little something. 29 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,232 -Oh. -Yeah. Cookies. [chuckles] 30 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:51,608 Or as y'all call 'em here, biscuits, right? 31 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:55,445 Though, I do not recommend you smother these in gravy. 32 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:56,832 Oh. Ted, I don't-- I don't really-- 33 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:59,119 Oh, come on now. Take a lookie there. 34 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:01,083 -Oh, those do look good. -Right? 35 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:02,253 Go ahead, take a nibble. 36 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:05,131 That's it. Away you go. 37 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:10,088 -Fuck me. -Hmm. 38 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,592 Where did you get these? 39 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:12,973 I'm glad you like 'em. 40 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:15,050 You know what? I'll start bringing these to ya every morning. 41 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,345 Call it "Biscuits with the Boss." 42 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:18,428 That really isn't necessary. 43 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:21,234 Okay, well, mark this down as the first time we disagree then. 44 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,808 Actually, no, second time. Uh, tea is horrible. 45 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:26,864 Absolute garbage water. I don't know why y'all do that. 46 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:28,979 Anyhoo, you know, we can't really be, uh, good partners 47 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,936 -unless we get to know each other, right? -Ted-- 48 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,856 We're gonna start simple. Real easy, real easy one. 49 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:34,905 We're gonna do, uh, first concert, best concert. 50 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,068 You go ahead and go first. Go. Right off the bat. Come on. 51 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:40,117 Uh, the Spice Girls. And, uh, the Spice Girls. 52 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:43,502 Same answer for both? I love that. My turn. First concert. 53 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:46,420 [stammers] I mean, come on. It was "The Gambler" himself, Mr. Kenny Rogers. 54 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,840 -Okay, I'm sorry-- -[sings "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers] 55 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:49,919 Ted-- 56 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:53,878 Coach Lasso. 57 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:56,796 [continues singing] 58 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:59,215 Stop. Ted, I'm sorry. 59 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:03,734 "Biscuits with the Boss" is not something that I have time for this morning. 60 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,559 Or ever. 61 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,936 -I hear ya, boss. Loud and clear. -There we go. 62 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,192 Okay. 63 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:12,114 You're gonna show up tomorrow with biscuits, aren't you? 64 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,822 [chuckling] Oh, come on now. I would not bet on that. 65 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,703 I mean, unless you wanna win a buttload of money. [chuckles] 66 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,371 High five, tree. Whoo! 67 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:22,039 [theme music plays] 68 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:43,847 [players chattering] 69 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:53,896 [sniffs] 70 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,824 Remember what you said to me our first day coaching at Wichita State? 71 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,244 Lose the ponytail? 72 00:03:58,322 --> 00:04:00,322 Relax. They're just kids. 73 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,703 [Ted] Well, these fellas sure as heck ain't kids. 74 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:09,287 Hey, look at Isaac. He looks like a Rodin sculpture in cleats. 75 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:11,792 -Boots. -Hm? 76 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:13,167 They call cleats "boots." 77 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:16,303 I thought you said that the trunk of a car was a boot. 78 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:17,630 Also a boot. 79 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,926 Hold on now. If I were to get fired from my job 80 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,850 where I'm puttin' cleats in the trunk of my car-- 81 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,058 You got the boot from puttin' boots in the boot. 82 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,559 [chuckles] I love that. 83 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:26,771 [whistle blows] 84 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:30,064 All right, gentlemen. Let's go ahead and do a little seven on seven. 85 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:32,305 We're gonna call this drill "The Exorcist" 86 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,477 'cause it's all about controlling possession. 87 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:36,744 [Coach Beard] All right, let's go! 88 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,113 [Sam grunts] 89 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:43,697 Ah... Fuck! 90 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:47,870 [Jamie] Whoo! 91 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:53,634 Someone get some flowers, 'cause this spot here is where Sam died. 92 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,250 [players laughing] 93 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,298 It's very sad. 94 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,551 Oi. Walk away, you little prick. 95 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:02,473 All right, granddad. Keep your wig on. [laughs] 96 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,102 -Thanks, Roy. -Yeah, you're good. 97 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,270 [Ted] Hey, Sam, come here a sec. 98 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,774 [panting] Coach, I'm-- I'm sorry. 99 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:11,852 You know what the happiest animal on earth is? 100 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,688 It's a goldfish. 101 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,023 You know why? 102 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,187 -No. -Got a ten-second memory. 103 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,450 Be a goldfish, Sam. Yeah? 104 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:29,829 Yeah, you got it. Go ahead. 105 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:31,749 [whistle blows] 106 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,206 -Hey, Nate. -Who, me? 107 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:37,004 Yeah. Until we get another Nate here, 108 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:39,457 I just need you to assume you're my default Nate, okay? 109 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,838 Come on, question for ya. What's the buzz on Sam here? 110 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:43,175 Seems a little down in the dumps. 111 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:47,640 Yeah, he's been, uh, underachieving since he got here from Nigeria, so... 112 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:50,483 Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, first time away from home is never easy. 113 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,939 We're gonna have to do something to Ni-cheer-ia him up, man. 114 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,860 [both laugh] 115 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:58,029 You still laughing at stuff you don't think is funny, huh? 116 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:00,108 I'm not always sure what's a joke and what isn't. 117 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:02,034 Yeah, it's tough to tell these days, isn't it? 118 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:03,952 [players on laptop] Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go! 119 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:08,081 Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go! Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go! 120 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:09,912 [Rebecca] Higgins. 121 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:12,115 -Ted Lasso was in my office. -Hm. 122 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:14,956 Blah, blah, blah. "What's the first concert you ever saw?" 123 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,962 -Boy George. -[sighs] Not you, you garden gnome. 124 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,545 He wants us to get together every morning 125 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:21,380 to get to know me and hear what I've got to say. 126 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:22,505 The nerve! 127 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:25,261 [sighs] I mean, the man's just relentless and nice. 128 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:27,554 Everywhere he's been, his players seem to love him. 129 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:29,638 It's the one thing that could just muck this up. 130 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:31,182 Hello, boys. 131 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,522 Up top. [chuckles, groans] 132 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,733 -[Sam] Hello, Miss Welton. -[Roy] Hello, Miss Welton. 133 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:43,985 Higgins, do you know which of the players has the most sway in the locker room? 134 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,026 Uh, no. 135 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:50,994 So helpful. Then solve me this different mystery. 136 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,118 Find out where Lasso got those biscuits. 137 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:56,754 Watch out, biscuits! Higgins is on the case. [chuckles] 138 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,876 [players chattering] 139 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:04,721 All right, fellas. Excuse me. 140 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,130 Listen up! 141 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:07,218 [chattering stops] 142 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:08,852 Whoa. Thank you, Coach. 143 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,219 Now, we got Crystal Palace coming here on Saturday. 144 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:12,466 Anything we need to know, Coach? 145 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:15,478 -Lot of speed on the outside. -Okay. Anything else? 146 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:17,061 Lot of speed. 147 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,355 Okay, you heard the man. 148 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,688 Uh, y'all whipped 'em up pretty good earlier this year, 149 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:23,654 so me and Coach ain't gonna mess with the game plan. 150 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,235 But-- but-- but-- but-- but-- but-- 151 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,120 we would like to start fiddling with the way we do things in the locker room. 152 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,238 And if the Internet has taught us anything, 153 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:34,075 it's that sometimes it's easier to speak our minds anonymously. 154 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:37,462 Right? So I asked Nate here to make us a good old-fashioned suggestion box. 155 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,131 The-- Hey, look at that. 156 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:42,169 Yeah, did it with my niece. She loves crafts, so-- 157 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:44,264 Uh-huh. Yeah. I love glimpses into your personal life. 158 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:45,339 This is lovely. 159 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:47,804 So, if anything's got y'all hot and bothered, 160 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:49,295 just go ahead and drop us a note. 161 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,885 You could have issue with, uh, the color of the towels 162 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,183 or, heck, the food in the vending machine. 163 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:56,267 Sound good? 164 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:00,773 Okay, great. See y'all tomorrow. 165 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,648 Oi. We're middle of the table, we've lost three of four, 166 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:07,985 and you wanna know if the snacks in the locker room are tasty enough? 167 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:09,281 Are they? 168 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:10,990 Jesus Christ. 169 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:14,286 Uh, they are not. 170 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,210 Oh. [clears throat] 171 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:28,548 [footsteps approaching] 172 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,643 [sighs] That's a long time to wait, Ted. 173 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:35,809 Well, I respect you didn't hurry. 174 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:38,390 So, how was your first official day? 175 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:39,477 I'm not entirely sure 176 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:42,061 what y'all's smallest unit of measurement is over here, 177 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:44,357 but that's about how much headway I made. [chuckles] 178 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:47,151 -And yet, you seem undeterred. -Mm. 179 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:49,566 [car engine revs] 180 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:50,695 [tires screeching] 181 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:52,071 Solid entrance. 182 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:54,117 [upbeat music playing on car radio] 183 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,751 What would you rather be, a lion or a panda? 184 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,748 -[car door closes] -I don't have time for this. 185 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,120 Okay. 186 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:01,707 -Ted? -Gotta go panda. 187 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:06,512 Are you mad? Pandas are fat and lazy and have piss-stained fur. 188 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:10,298 Lions are powerful and majestic and rule the jungle. 189 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,554 Try telling that to an elephant. Ooh, can I be an elephant? 190 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:13,676 Mm-mmm. Lion or panda. 191 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:14,932 -Panda. -[Rebecca] Lion! 192 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,183 -What's black and white and red all over? -I don't know. What? 193 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:21,186 A panda that gets anywhere near a fucking lion. The answer is lion. 194 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:23,806 All right. 195 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,277 That Rebecca is an intimidating, very tall woman. 196 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:29,148 I mean, the minute she locked eyes with me, I, like, started sweating. 197 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:32,656 Oh, no. She got some fences, all right, but you just gotta hop over 'em. 198 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,159 -Hi, babe. -[Jamie] Mm. 199 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,868 Here. Keys. 200 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:40,583 Hey, Jamie, what would you rather be? A lion or a panda? 201 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,043 -Coach, I'm me. -Mm-hmm. 202 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,535 Why would I wanna be anything else? 203 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:47,876 I'm not sure you realize how psychologically healthy that actually is. 204 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,880 Hm. Cheers. [clicks tongue] 205 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:52,835 Night Court. 206 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,176 Wow. 207 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,891 -He's a lion. -Definitely lion. 208 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:58,641 You know pandas eat their weight in bamboo? My little boy told me that. 209 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,274 -No! -What are you talking about? 210 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,810 Pandas are capable of it. 211 00:10:01,894 --> 00:10:03,854 I don't know how often they actually do that. 212 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,694 [Coach Beard] Sam's down in every stat since Nigeria. 213 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,574 Maybe the Premiership's too much for him. 214 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,991 No, he just needs to get a little more comfy here, that's all. 215 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:15,200 -He turns 20 on Saturday. -There we go. A birthday. 216 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,622 We'll do something special for him. 217 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,950 Nudge that ship in the right direction, yeah? 218 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,036 Hey. 219 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:21,906 [rattles] 220 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,249 -Mm. -[laughs] 221 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:25,793 Let's see what we got here. 222 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:27,586 -"Wanker." -Hmm. 223 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:30,879 Let's see what else we got. "Piss off, wanker." 224 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,718 "I hope you choke on a Big Mac." 225 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,301 -Good thing these are anonymous. -No, Roy signed that one. 226 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:38,387 -Roy. -Oh, here's a good one. 227 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:41,392 "Shower pressure is rubbish." Make a note of that. 228 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:45,095 Uh, "Wanker." Yep. 229 00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,981 Oh, I'm not gonna say that word out loud. 230 00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:49,935 Um, another "wanker." 231 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,945 You don't wanna let them call you a wanker, Ted. It's bad. 232 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:54,362 [stammers] What's a wanker? 233 00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:58,445 I'm a visual learner, so that's very helpful. Thank you. 234 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,287 Mm. My pleasure. 235 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,825 [Ted] Okay, I got one. 236 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:06,833 Uh, what if I joined forces with a swashbuckling cat... 237 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:07,747 Uh-huh. 238 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:10,205 ...to play tiny guitars for women of the night 239 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,705 as we read Alex Haley's most seminal work? 240 00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,468 You'd be in cahoots with Puss in Boots, 241 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:16,840 playing lutes for prostitutes, reading Roots. 242 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,347 No, The Autobiography of Malcolm X. I gotcha. 243 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:20,599 [Coach Beard] All right. 244 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,391 Here we go. Hey, hold my beer. 245 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:26,645 All right, see what you got, young lady. Come on. What you got? What you got? Whoa! 246 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,228 -[girl laughing] -Are you kidding me? 247 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,321 You see that? 248 00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,029 She spun you around like the Tasmanian Devil. 249 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,239 Yeah, she did. Except without all that annoying... 250 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,779 [imitates Tasmanian Devil babble] 251 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,115 Wrong again. 252 00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:46,706 [spits] Why is this so hard for you, Higgins? 253 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,420 [Ted] What time is it? 254 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,170 It's "Biscuits with the Boss" time! [grunts] 255 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:53,883 -Wha-- And Higgins! Hey. [chuckles] -[Higgins chuckles] 256 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,054 Three's a crowd. 257 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:57,682 Hey, that's a crowd I don't mind being smack-dab in the middle of, buddy. 258 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:58,639 [gags] 259 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,009 Hey, boss. Check this out. Pow. 260 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,716 Let's tie up some loose ends from yesterday. 261 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,516 First concert, Kenny Rogers, right? 262 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,730 Best concert, we got Beastie Boys at HORDE Fest, 1995. 263 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,101 You're gonna love this story. 264 00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:11,018 Actually, did y'all get the O.J. trial over here? 265 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:14,436 Ted, please. I can't just have you waltzing in here whenever you wish. 266 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,986 What if I soft-shoe in, huh? Little something like that. 267 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,530 Or-- or I can moonwalk in. 268 00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:21,284 Huh? Despite recent headlines, it's still a fun dance move to do. 269 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:24,076 -Ted, Ted. -You gotta see the way I see it, okay? 270 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,711 Everybody in this building, part of the team. Part of AFC Richmond. 271 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,248 Team's gotta bond. All right? 272 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,132 I mean, heck, Higgins and I are having lunch today. 273 00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:32,379 Oh, yes. We're having salads in my office. 274 00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:33,801 [Ted] All right, catch you later, boss. 275 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,629 Higgins, see you at lunch, huh? 276 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,014 Caesar you later. 277 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,088 [Higgins grunts] 278 00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:42,392 Yes. Yes. 279 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,143 [Higgins sighs] 280 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,726 He's intolerable. 281 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,689 [water sputters] 282 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,020 [Ted] Boy. That is bad. 283 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,404 Somebody ought to check this thing's prostate. 284 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:54,896 Jeez. 285 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,743 [players chattering] 286 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,068 [Ted] Yeah. 287 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,073 Hey, Sam. You gotta pop upstairs real quick. 288 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,985 Higgins wants to talk to you. 289 00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,494 Let's go. Move it, move it. 290 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,873 Yep, yep. He's gone, he's gone. 291 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,535 Shut the door, shut the door. Hey. Yo, hey, guys. Listen up, listen up. 292 00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,424 Okay, Sam's birthday is on Saturday. 293 00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:14,921 So I was thinking we'd all chip in and get him something nice. 294 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,343 Nice gift or something. Right? 295 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,511 So, Nate's gonna be coming around with yet another impressive box. 296 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,431 Look at this, wow! It's got a face! 297 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,970 -Uh, he has a face. -Sorry, it-- Uh, he. He. 298 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,144 -You put the money in his mouth. -Okay, you hear that, y'all? 299 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:29,563 You put the money in his mouth. Got it? Okay, good. 300 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,813 Go get 'em, Nate. 301 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:32,562 Okay? Help him out. 302 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:35,936 All right. Lovely. Thanks, Colin. 303 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,739 Uh... 304 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,776 You put the, uh, the money in his mouth. 305 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,327 [Jamie] Yummy for you. Mm. 306 00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:51,287 It's spearmint. Make the money smell nice. 307 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:53,633 Thank you, Jamie. That's incredibly thoughtful. 308 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,589 [Colin chuckles] 309 00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,963 Hey, Jamie-- Jamie-- Jamie. Real quick. 310 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:01,376 Uh, just wanna have a chat. Did you put gum in the box there? 311 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,386 -Uh, yeah. Yeah. -Now, why'd you go and do that? 312 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,548 -Uh, sorry, Coach. -Nate's just trying to help us out here. 313 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:08,137 -He's part of the team, right? -Yeah, right, Coach. Yeah, yeah. 314 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,893 And I see this team like a band. 315 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:10,975 I love that. 316 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,309 -And if we were the Rolling Stones... -Mm-hmm. 317 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,855 ...I'd be Mick Jagger, 'cause I'm the front man. 318 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,149 -Sure. -I got the moves. 319 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:19,232 Got a tiny waist, yeah. The whole bit. I get it. 320 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,698 And Roy would be Keith Richards, 321 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,068 'cause he's old and everyone's surprised he ain't dead yet. 322 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:25,566 What the fuck are you saying? 323 00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,327 Roy, mate, if you're gonna go to the shower, 324 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,539 you should take your sweater off first, pal. 325 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,155 [Jamie laughing] 326 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,046 I'm just taking the piss, mate. Yeah. 327 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,878 I'll be better. Promise. 328 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,883 Glad to hear it. Yeah. 329 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,392 [players laughing] 330 00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:48,848 [reporters clamoring] 331 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,141 Marcus, what you got? 332 00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,644 How are you feeling about taking on Crystal Palace this weekend? 333 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,936 A palace made out of crystal seems mighty fragile if you ask me. 334 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,105 -[reporter] Coach. -[reporter 2] Coach! 335 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,396 -[Ted] Yeah, right there. -Trent Crimm, The Independent. 336 00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:03,025 Oh, I remember, Trent. 337 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,281 I'm just curious. Could you explain the offside rule? 338 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,084 Well, Trent, I'm gonna put it the same way the US Supreme Court did 339 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,250 back in 1964 when they defined pornography. 340 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,500 It ain't easy to explain, but you know it when you see it. 341 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,172 -[reporters laugh] -[reporter 3] Coach. Coach. 342 00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:19,841 -Yeah, this gentleman right here. -Ernie Lounds, The Sun. 343 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,920 -[reporters groan] -Thank you. 344 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,915 Uh, this question's for Miss Mannion. 345 00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:27,217 -It's "Welton." -Of course. My apologies. 346 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,722 Any thoughts on the newest Rupert girl? 347 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:33,639 Uh, well, Rupert and I are no longer together, so, uh... 348 00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:37,478 He may consort with whatever model-actress, actress-model he pleases. 349 00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:38,563 [reporters chuckling] 350 00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:42,027 No, the girl who came forward today is another one who was with Rupert 351 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,109 while you were married. 352 00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:46,696 I mean, she says it started five years ago. 353 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:50,330 And they kept it going until, well, still. 354 00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:53,448 [camera shutter clicking] 355 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,115 Oh. [chuckles] 356 00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:00,249 And all this time I thought men couldn't multitask. 357 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:01,625 [reporters laugh] 358 00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:04,012 -[reporters clamoring] -I'm afraid that's all we have time for. 359 00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,469 Thank you so much. 360 00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:08,299 [reporters] Coach! Coach! 361 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:15,773 -[knocks] -Hey. How are you? 362 00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:17,901 -[Rebecca sighs] -Just wanna make sure you're doing okay. 363 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,558 You know, that was pretty rough back there. 364 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,816 I expect nothing less from the press. 365 00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:22,899 Yeah. 366 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:27,355 Sorry, did you need somebody to post that? Because that person's not me. 367 00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:31,486 [chuckles] No, come on. This is a care package from my little boy. 368 00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:32,485 Oh. 369 00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:35,326 Maybe something in here can help cheer you up, yeah? 370 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,372 -Got a, uh, small battalion of army men. -[sighs] 371 00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:39,747 Says here on the card that 372 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,543 I'm supposed to set 'em up in my apartment to help keep me safe. 373 00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:43,878 -[chuckles] -Uh, oh! 374 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:46,222 [trumpets] 375 00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:47,878 -Homemade kazoo. -Excellent. 376 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,466 Only got one of those though, so you can't have that. 377 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,972 Oh! Oh, hey now. 378 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:53,814 Look at that right there. 379 00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:57,769 You know, this right here is some of the best barbecue sauce in Kansas City, 380 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,691 which makes it some of the best barbecue sauce in the world. 381 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,767 Ooh, yes! 382 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,607 You got some kind of food or something that can teleport you back home, 383 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:07,823 make you feel warm and fuzzy? 384 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,656 -No. -Mm-hmm. 385 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,332 -Will that be all, Ted? -No. 386 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:19,040 No, actually, the whole reason I'm here is 'cause I'm having a little trouble 387 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,292 figuring out Jamie Tartt's operating instructions, 388 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,955 and I, you know-- I was just seeing if you happened to have any advice. 389 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,674 Oh, sorry, I'm afraid-- 390 00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,296 [Ted] Ooh. 391 00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:29,721 Your eyes just lit up. You got an idea. What is it? Go on. 392 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,930 I was just gonna say you should go and talk to Keeley. 393 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:35,350 I mean, you two have an obvious rapport. If anyone knows Jamie, it's her. 394 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,140 -See, that's why you're the boss, right? -Mm. 395 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,894 [chuckles] That's good. Hey, tell you what I'm gonna do though. 396 00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:43,057 I'm gonna give you one of these stinkers. Let's see. Let's get you a good one. 397 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,066 Okay, this right here is gonna be your first line of defense, 398 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,859 in case that little turkey Ernie Lounds comes back around, huh? 399 00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:51,614 How about that? We'll aim him right at the door there for you. 400 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,204 All right, thanks, boss. I appreciate you. 401 00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:57,871 [upbeat music playing] 402 00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:01,003 [photographer] Yes! You look beautiful. Just-- just pet the lion. 403 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,418 Exactly! 404 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,630 I love it. Give me a growl, yeah. 405 00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:07,251 [roars] 406 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,797 Sexy, yeah. 407 00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:12,341 Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah, all right. 408 00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:13,886 Let's set up for the next shot. 409 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,639 -Hi. -Hey, how you doing? 410 00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:17,261 Yeah, I'm all right. How are you? 411 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,847 Yeah, not bad. So, you went with the lion, huh? 412 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,443 -Yeah. -I'm a little hurt, but it looks cool. 413 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,189 [laughing] I look insane. 414 00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:27,147 But I do think it's a better look than the panda. 415 00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:30,491 Oh, yeah. 416 00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:31,779 [both chuckle] 417 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,162 -Fuck, I'm famished. -Yeah? 418 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,738 Most lions are. 419 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,333 -Oh, look. Let's get some food. -Okay. 420 00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,078 -You hungry? -Yeah, is it free? 421 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,080 Gotta be pretty fun for you, yeah? 422 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,332 Yeah. I'm getting paid a shit ton 423 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,873 to get dressed up like an animal and sell caffeinated vodka. 424 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,577 But I do get to go home with the paws. 425 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,707 Well, there's the perks right there. Yeah. 426 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,964 -Can I have a bite? Mm. -Yeah. There you go. 427 00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:52,927 -[muffled] Thank you. Mm. -[grunts] Careful. You're welcome. 428 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,838 I know that you didn't just pop down to feed me. 429 00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:59,005 No, you're right. Uh, I wanted to ask you about Jamie. 430 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,847 -Mm. -Yeah. 431 00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,729 What would you say motivates him? 432 00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:05,940 Blow jobs. 433 00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:07,438 Mm. 434 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:09,403 Is there a second option? 435 00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:11,283 [both chuckle] 436 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,860 Go on, give us another bite. 437 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,070 Hey. There you are. 438 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,082 Now, look, I know the kid's gonna be a star. 439 00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:21,084 I was kinda hoping he'd, you know, warm up 440 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,661 to the team building I'm trying to do here. That's all. 441 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:26,627 Actually, he responds well to positive reinforcement. 442 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,498 -That's my wheelhouse. -There you go, then. 443 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,125 Okay. Bite. 444 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,382 -[laughs] -Mm. 445 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,094 -Go on, give us one more bite. -Here you go. 446 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,134 Yeah. 447 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,296 -That was a big one. -Well, yep. 448 00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:39,677 Oop, you got some ketchup there. 449 00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,523 Looks like you devoured an antelope. 450 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:42,888 -Help me. -Just be careful. Hold on. 451 00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:44,475 [Keeley] Yeah, I feel that. There's a lot of it. 452 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,440 [Ted] Yeah, it's a lot and I'm just-- 453 00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:48,479 [crowd] Richmond! Richmond! 454 00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:52,324 [commentator] We are moments away from Crystal Palace facing AFC Richmond 455 00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:54,571 and their new manager, Ted Lasso. 456 00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:59,493 While on the pitch, all eyes will surely be on young phenom, Jamie Tartt. 457 00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:01,785 All right, fellas, here we go. Here we go. 458 00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,329 Uh, Coach, you got any last words? 459 00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:06,422 -Speed on the outside. -Speed on the outside. You heard the man. 460 00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,458 That's all we got for you, except for one thing. 461 00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:11,092 And that's Happy Birthday, Sam! 462 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,670 [players cheering, whistling] 463 00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:22,679 Eh, Babatunde's the best. [laughs] 464 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,890 -Hey. [laughs] -Hey, enjoy. 465 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,397 Hey, man, you guys got me Chin Chin. 466 00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:32,859 Wow, this is all I used to eat growing up. [laughs] 467 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,941 We know you haven't been home in a while, so we thought we'd bring some home to you. 468 00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,698 You guys, man. 469 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:38,859 [speaking Yoruba] 470 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,532 [speaking Yoruba] 471 00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:51,292 -Hey. Happy Birthday, Sam. -Thank you, Coach. 472 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,166 We got a few things in there for you. 473 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,803 Coach, what's-- what's this? 474 00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:58,384 [chuckles] Well, my little boy gave me a whole bunch of these. 475 00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,177 You know, help keep me safe while I'm away. 476 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,890 I miss him, you know. 477 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,310 My dad used to-- always used to pinch my earlobes for good luck. 478 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,807 Give me a fucking break. 479 00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:15,525 Sorry, Coach. 480 00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:19,200 Um, Coach, is it-- is it okay if I don't keep this? 481 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,819 I don't really have the same fondness for the American military that you do. 482 00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,908 Oh, sure. Right. 483 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,703 -Imperialism. Right. Yeah. -Imperialism. 484 00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:28,407 Thank you, Coach. Thank you. 485 00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:29,407 [Ted] All right, fellas. 486 00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:32,708 Let's get out there and show Crystal Palace whose house this is, right? 487 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:34,673 [cheering] 488 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,712 [commentator] West meets South again. 489 00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:40,177 It's Derby Day in London, and the atmosphere is electric. 490 00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:43,349 With a new owner in the boardroom and a new manager in the dugout, 491 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:47,268 will it be a new dawn for the perennial underdog, AFC Richmond? 492 00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:50,731 Welcome to what the home fans call the "Dogtrack." 493 00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:55,361 It's Nelson Road Stadium, for AFC Richmond against Crystal Palace. 494 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,280 I'm Arlo White and this is Chris Powell. 495 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,030 [Chris] And it's great to be here, Arlo. 496 00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:02,244 -You ready? -Your fly is down. 497 00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:04,618 Oh. Thank you. 498 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:05,700 All right, shall we? 499 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,750 [Arlo] Chris, did you ever play under an American manager? 500 00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:12,329 Never did, Arlo. Wouldn't have minded it. I do speak the language. 501 00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:16,344 [crowd chanting] Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! 502 00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:20,550 Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! 503 00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:22,512 Wanker! Wanker! 504 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,310 [Arlo] To the fans at home, we do apologize for the fruity language. 505 00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,139 Wanker! Wanker! 506 00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:32,305 [Arlo] It was a risky hire by new owner, Rebecca Welton. 507 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,654 Does she know something we don't? 508 00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,060 Wanker! Wanker! 509 00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:38,278 Oi! Give him a chance. 510 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,688 [fans groan] 511 00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,067 Wanker! 512 00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:44,074 We got 90 minutes to prove 'em wrong, yeah? 513 00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:45,781 Let's give it a shot. 514 00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:47,446 [Arlo] Here we go. 515 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,374 [whistle blows] 516 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,206 [Arlo] And there you go. 517 00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:54,288 It's an inauspicious start to the Ted Lasso era. 518 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:55,964 [fans shouting] 519 00:22:56,668 --> 00:23:01,758 Richmond looked disjointed, uninspired, and, you have to say, joyless. 520 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,430 Palace win and Richmond lose 4-1. 521 00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:07,890 The only bright spot being the defensive play of Sam Obisanya. 522 00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:09,221 Only bright spot? 523 00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,811 Without me, it would've been 4-0, you miserable old pricks. 524 00:23:12,893 --> 00:23:15,853 And a meaningless consolation goal for Jamie Tartt in injury time. 525 00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:17,228 Thank you! 526 00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:19,977 Jamie. Real quick. 527 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,527 [Arlo] Regarding Jamie Tartt, 528 00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:24,610 it was an insignificant goal by the Manchester City loanee, 529 00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:27,066 but he celebrated like he'd just won the World Cup. 530 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,290 I haven't known you that long, but... 531 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:36,213 I can honestly say you are the best athlete I have ever coached. 532 00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:40,047 Wow. Um... 533 00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:42,796 Yeah. I mean, I-- I work hard, yeah. 534 00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:43,881 I see it. 535 00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:46,968 You are truly great at everything you do out there. 536 00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,183 [clicks tongue] Except for one thing. 537 00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:50,353 My left foot cross? 538 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:54,640 No. Jamie, I think that you might be so sure that you're one in a million, 539 00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,107 that sometimes you forget that out there, you're just one of eleven. 540 00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:04,237 And if you just figure out some way to turn that "me" into "us"... 541 00:24:04,319 --> 00:24:05,319 [whistles] 542 00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,198 ...the sky's the limit for you. 543 00:24:10,701 --> 00:24:12,491 Was a heck of a goal out there, by the way. 544 00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:14,542 -Thanks. -Mm-hmm. 545 00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:22,128 [Arlo] Richmond fall to 13th place. 546 00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:23,962 [Chris] I'm sure they won't be there very long. 547 00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,467 [Arlo] Is that optimism, Chris? 548 00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:27,969 [Chris] No. Actually, I'm wearing Obsession by Calvin Klein. 549 00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:30,141 That was fucking embarrassing! 550 00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:33,810 Oh, I-- I am equally livid. 551 00:24:33,891 --> 00:24:35,061 -[player] Blimey, mate. -[player 2] Jesus Christ. 552 00:24:35,142 --> 00:24:36,602 Oh, my God. 553 00:24:36,685 --> 00:24:38,435 -[player 3] Didn't know he had it in him. -Good lad. 554 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,520 [upbeat music playing] 555 00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:43,322 Oh, my God. 556 00:24:53,452 --> 00:24:55,002 Hey, come on now. [claps] 557 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,658 Hey, let's shake this one off, all right? 558 00:24:56,747 --> 00:24:59,077 Start getting better on Monday. Until then-- 559 00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:03,496 Hey, DJ Beard-o, why don't you, uh, help pick up the mood in here, all right? 560 00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:04,877 -[hip-hop music playing on speakers] -Uh-oh. 561 00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:07,383 Little Phife Dawg and Q-Tip comin' at you. 562 00:25:08,217 --> 00:25:10,257 Come on now. Everybody get some cake. 563 00:25:10,344 --> 00:25:13,184 You know, it's Sam's birthday. Go ahead, get some sugar in your system. 564 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:14,263 Go on now. 565 00:25:22,523 --> 00:25:24,023 -[Ted] Hey, y'all. -[gasps] 566 00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:29,027 I come bearing sweet treats to numb the sting of defeat. [chuckles] 567 00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:31,622 -Yeah. -Oh, thank you. 568 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:35,448 And hey, just so you know, we can play a lot better than we showed today. 569 00:25:37,246 --> 00:25:41,496 I know it would mean a lot to the guys if y'all just came down, joined in. 570 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,423 Let 'em know you're still in their corner. 571 00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:47,008 That's all the arm twisting I'm gonna do though, okay? 572 00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:48,548 [Rebecca chuckles] 573 00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:51,507 Ted, you know what might convince me? 574 00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:55,717 If you told me where you got these delicious biscuits. 575 00:25:56,765 --> 00:25:59,805 Well, if I did that, I wouldn't be able to bring you more on Monday, would I? 576 00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:00,893 [chuckles] 577 00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,610 All right. Hope to see y'all downstairs. 578 00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:05,729 Mm! Oh, it's good cake. 579 00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:10,398 Jamie! Trent Crimm, The Independent. 580 00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:14,527 That was, uh, quite a beating today. How you taking the loss? 581 00:26:15,284 --> 00:26:18,954 Look, it's not just me though, is it? We're a team. I'm just one of eleven. 582 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,750 -[man] Candy from a baby. -[Trent] Okay. 583 00:26:21,832 --> 00:26:22,832 [man 2] They were rubbish. 584 00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:30,424 Fuck it. Yeah, I am taking it pretty hard, you know? 585 00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:32,887 The rest of them, they're all in there eating cake. 586 00:26:32,968 --> 00:26:35,138 -Seriously? -Yeah, seriously, mate. 587 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:38,640 The new gaffer's got music on in there. It's like a party. It's a joke. 588 00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:42,733 [players cheering] 589 00:26:45,022 --> 00:26:46,152 [camera shutter clicks] 590 00:26:57,868 --> 00:26:59,788 [grunting] 591 00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:03,500 Careful, son. The gaffer's fixed the water pressure. 592 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:06,593 [Coach Beard] I hate losing. 593 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,128 [Ted] Bird by bird, Coach. 594 00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:10,052 -Good night, Coach. -Night, Coach. 595 00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:14,053 Uh-oh, here's trouble. 596 00:27:14,885 --> 00:27:17,005 -I saw the match. -Oh, yeah? What'd you think? 597 00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:19,005 -You were rubbish. -[chuckles] 598 00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:20,967 -Yeah, maybe so. -Yeah. 599 00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:22,978 I did wanna get your advice on one thing. 600 00:27:23,435 --> 00:27:26,475 Uh, what do you think-- Oh! Look at that! Got ya! 601 00:27:26,563 --> 00:27:28,573 -Yeah? All right, I underestimated you. -Yeah. 602 00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:31,189 See, no one sees me coming. Come on, what you got? What you got? 603 00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:33,606 That was quick. Okay, I'm gonna take my backpack off now. 604 00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:34,775 We're gonna really do this. 605 00:27:34,863 --> 00:27:37,033 -Let me stretch here a little bit. -[chuckling] All right. Yeah. 606 00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:39,365 Here we go. Okay. All right, now you're in trouble. 607 00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:40,791 [girl] Get your breath back. 608 00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:46,116 [rock music playing] 609 00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:51,844 [phone buzzes] 610 00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:56,342 [clears throat] 611 00:27:56,969 --> 00:27:58,139 What? 612 00:27:58,220 --> 00:27:59,390 I just sent you the pictures. 613 00:27:59,471 --> 00:28:00,681 [phone chimes] 614 00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:05,559 That's exactly what I wanted. 615 00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:10,815 The star player's girlfriend and the new manager. 616 00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:14,074 Are you sure you want to do this? 617 00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:16,492 The press will eat them alive. 618 00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:28,502 Miss Welton? 619 00:28:34,089 --> 00:28:35,169 Do it. 620 00:28:39,803 --> 00:28:41,053 [clatters] 621 00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:44,805 [rock and roll music playing]