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Jamie Tartt collects.
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He's been Richmond's unequivocal
talisman today.
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He finds Rojas and it's there!
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Richmond have beaten
Aston Villa three-nil,
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with an offensive display
as dazzling as it is unfamiliar.
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AFC Richmond make it
two decisive wins in a row.
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Southampton never knew what hit them.
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Bumbercatch with a 95th-minute winner
over Tottenham.
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The dog track has gone absolutely potty!
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Another sensational win
for Richmond away at Everton.
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That's four in a row. Amazing.
Life is good for the Greyhounds.
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It's a lucky streak.
What goes up always comes down.
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Exciting times on Nelson Road,
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and you have to think that no one
is happier than Coach Ted Lasso.
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I'm glad this little trip
worked out for y'all.
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Yeah. Henry's really excited
to spend the weekend with you.
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Oh, yeah. Well, you know...
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I'll take face-to-face time
over FaceTime anytime.
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Yeah. And you know, I wanna say,
it's been nice to...
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get to remeet you, Dr. Jacob.
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Ted, please. I insist, just call me Jake.
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You got it, Jake.
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Oh, nope. Still feels weird to me,
you know?
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Like whenever I hear white
folks call Jay-Z "Jigga man," you know?
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Or like when you see
a priest wearing shorts.
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Yeah, exactly. Weird, you know?
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Or when you get pulled over
by a cop who's the same age as you.
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You're like, "Come on, man, be cool.
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What we doing here?" You know?
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Can I get some more money
for the pinball, please?
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- Yeah, let's see...
- Yeah.
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- You go. You go ahead.
- Okay.
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I don't know what I have. Let's see.
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There are some magnets I gotta bring back
to work and a matchbook.
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Maybe I do. Let me just see. I got... No.
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A pocketful of American coins
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and a complimentary sleep mask that
did not fit 'cause I have a huge head.
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Come on, Prince Henry. I rigged
the machine so you can play without coins.
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You said that was impossible.
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Here you go.
Two English breakfasts. Enjoy.
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Thank you.
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Nothing's impossible.
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I should wash my hands
'cause I touched dirty money.
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I'm a hand-wash guy, Ted.
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Yeah.
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He's a hand-wash guy.
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- Well, better safe than sorry.
- Yeah. Right?
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- Are you sure you're not hungry?
- No, I'm good.
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I had a big old piece of cereal at home.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Besides, you know, English breakfast to me
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is just a pile of a bunch
of little, tiny piles, you know?
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But please, help yourself.
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You're gonna need your strength,
hiking around that English countryside.
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Oh, yeah. About that.
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Yeah?
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Jake told me on the plane
he's actually taking me to Paris.
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It was a surprise.
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Paris.
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Great, yeah. Which one?
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You know, Paris, Texas? Paris, Arkansas?
Paris, Ohio? Or the other Paris in Ohio?
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Actually,
I think there's three Parises in Ohio.
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Or do you say "Parese"? Par...
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"Paris" Paris. You know, in France.
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The default Paris.
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Right.
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Cool. Well, that's gonna be real...
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I wish I knew the French word for "nice."
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Très bien.
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Très bien.
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{\an8}You know, I think hooking up with you
might just be my favorite thing ever.
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{\an8}Yeah?
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{\an8}Yeah. Well, second favorite.
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{\an8}Go on then.
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Sorry.
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There goes my boner.
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My dad told my Uncle Bernie I'm in town,
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{\an8}and he's invited me to his big, swanky
polo event tomorrow. Would you wanna go?
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The one time I've been on a horse
was for a photo shoot years ago.
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Horse was so drugged up that it could've
been the guitarist in the Sex Pistols.
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{\an8}No, we don't play.
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{\an8}We just stand around and drink champagne.
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{\an8}- Oh, right. Of course, yeah.
- It's for charity.
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{\an8}You know, celebrities,
red carpet, big trays of tiny food.
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{\an8}It's a whole thing. We should go.
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{\an8}Be fun to show off my girlfriend.
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{\an8}Sounds great. And it gives me
an excuse to go to Harvey Nicks!
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{\an8}Okay, I'll tell Uncle Bernie.
He's gonna love you.
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{\an8}I didn't know your dad had a brother.
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{\an8}No, sorry.
"Uncle" Bernie is a family friend.
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{\an8}- Bernard Arnault. He runs...
- Moët and Louis Vuitton!
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- Does he need another fake niece?
- You can ask him yourself tomorrow.
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That's very cool.
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More importantly...
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- where were we?
- Champagne.
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Harvey Nicks.
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Fake uncles.
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Drugged horses.
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Oh, fuck.
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- Hey. Morning.
- Morning.
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That was nice.
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{\an8}You staying over, I mean. Not the...
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{\an8}Well, that... Obviously, that was nice
as well. I don't...
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{\an8}- Your breath smells good.
- Thank you.
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{\an8}Did you go off and brush your teeth
and then sneak back into bed?
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{\an8}Yeah, I did.
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{\an8}Does my breath smell awful?
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{\an8}Yeah, it does, ac...
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{\an8}Yeah, it is quite bad.
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{\an8}So, look, would you want to go
and grab some breakfast?
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{\an8}I don't know
if you've got plans or what.
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{\an8}No, breakfast sounds good.
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{\an8}You know, I don't have
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{\an8}any meals planned with anybody else
in the foreseeable future.
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{\an8}I don't know. Do you?
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{\an8}No, I don't.
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{\an8}So if someone were to ask about us,
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{\an8}what terminology would you
best recommend describes our relationship?
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{\an8}No, there's no pressure to label us...
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{\an8}you and I. I just... Yeah.
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{\an8}- All right.
- Yeah.
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{\an8}Yeah, no, 'cause I'm just cool.
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{\an8}Just cool and casual. I just...
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{\an8}Me too. Wait. Did you shave?
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{\an8}Yeah, and showered. After I used
the toilet in next door's flat.
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Weird.
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Wow.
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Hi, baby. I know you're all the way up
there in chilly Newcastle,
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so here's a little something
to warm you up.
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Nope. You're right. I shouldn't watch it.
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Shit. How did that get on the Internet?
A private video that...
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Apparently, there's been some
massive leak. It's not just you.
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It's actresses, singers,
a couple politicians,
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some random reality show guy
with a very big dick.
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Oh, my God. I can't believe
this is happening. I...
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How did that... Fuck! Fuck.
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Hey. Hey, hey.
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No, this is bad, because my friends
are gonna see this. My family.
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- The team.
- Take a breath.
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Oh, my God, and the office.
I'm their boss.
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Keeley, stop. Take a breath.
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Yeah.
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I'm so sorry this is happening.
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It's gonna be okay.
I'm gonna take care of it, okay?
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Thank you.
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{\an8}Okay, Henry. We have scored excellently
on kit presentation.
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{\an8}Hanger integrity: insane.
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But we did drop a little
on the towel folding, didn't we?
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But that's okay. I've been there.
But that does lead us on to our next task,
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which is towel placement.
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The question is, are you ready?
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Yeah.
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Are you steady?
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Yeah.
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In that case, go!
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Is this a game or child labor?
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In late-stage capitalism,
what's the difference?
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- Word.
- You're doing really well, Henry.
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Then we'll go into the weight room and do
some cleaning next. That'll be great.
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Hey, fellas, let me ask you something.
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If you could propose to someone,
you know, anywhere in the world,
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where would you do it?
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Paris.
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The Hall of Mirrors
at Linderhof Palace in Germany,
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because if she agreed,
I'd be surrounded by a thousand yeses.
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Or Paris. Why?
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Dr. Jacob is gonna propose to Michelle.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, Ted, I'm so sorry.
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- Do you wanna talk about it?
- Yes, I do.
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Diamond Dogs, mount up!
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Never fucking mind.
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What... what's going on?
What... What's the Diamond Dogs?
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It's a living fucking nightmare!
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The Diamond Dogs are a group of men
committed to supporting each other
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by sharing their most intimate thoughts,
feelings and experiences. You in or out?
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I'm in.
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Goddamn it!
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Roy chose "out."
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Yeah, I assumed.
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Sorry, just...
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- I just came as fast as I could.
- Take your time.
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- Hey, we appreciate your expediency.
- I got a bit light-headed.
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Balance. Okay. I am okay.
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First order of business: new member.
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Coach, you have the floor.
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Dr. Jacob and Michelle
are getting engaged.
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It's a hard moment when an ex moves on.
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Did he at least ask your permission?
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Well, I'm her ex-husband,
not her current father.
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So, no, he... No.
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How did you find out?
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He took her to Paris.
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Can you believe that?
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That's it?
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- Unbelievable.
- What?
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Ted, I ran down the stairs for this
and up some other stairs.
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I'm gonna have leg cramps
in my sleep tonight.
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Okay, now, hold on a second, okay?
This is happening, all right?
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My man took Michelle to Paris
on a surprise trip.
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Why else would he do that?
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Can I just talk whenever?
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Well, he's right, Ted.
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You can't worry about something
that hasn't happened yet.
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What he said. If anything,
you should find out before you flip out.
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"Find out before you flip out," huh?
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Yeah, okay. No, that... Yeah, you're right.
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Of course. Thank you. Yeah. Hey.
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All right. Anybody else got something?
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Roy,
you got anything you wanna talk about?
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- Fuck you.
- Okay.
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All right. Well, Diamond Dogs,
disperse then.
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Woof!
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- Am I in trouble?
- No, nothing like that. No. Promise.
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- I'm sorry I'm late.
- Oh, no, that's okay.
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No, thank you for coming.
Just take a seat. Thank you.
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Just waiting on one more.
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There you go.
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- Are we in trouble?
- No. Nobody's in trouble. Just...
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Well, you know, I just don't wanna say it
until everyone's here, so...
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I'll call. It's fine. I'll just call.
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- Hello, Coach Shelley.
- Hello, Ms. Kakes.
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I just wondered if Rupert was on his way
to my office for our special meeting.
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No, he's not coming to that.
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I mean, he said that he would,
so... I mean, is he busy?
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No.
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It's fine. Don't worry.
I guess it's just us then.
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For the very first meeting of the...
Drumroll, please.
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Love Hounds.
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I thought that we men could
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get together whenever we needed,
every now and then,
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and just talk and help each other out
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with how things
are going on in our personal lives.
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Okay.
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Well, I'd love to talk about the stresses
of taking care of my aging parents.
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Yeah, I'll start.
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So I... I've started seeing this girl,
and it's going real well.
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I really like her. She's great.
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But she's hesitant
to label our relationship,
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and I don't know whether to give her space
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or whether to let her know just how
strongly I feel about us being together.
241
00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:35,726
Disco, would you...
Do you got any thoughts or...
242
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,688
I've been divorced three times.
243
00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:40,899
Never let them know how you feel.
It's very expensive.
244
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:43,819
Okay.
245
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,945
I read this book that said,
246
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:48,282
"If you like a woman,
you should insult her."
247
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,953
Okay, this meeting's over,
and it'll probably never happen again.
248
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,747
Thank you for coming. Thank you both.
249
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,589
- Are we in trouble now?
- No, Roger. Just go. No. Thank you.
250
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:05,757
It's all right.
251
00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,262
Hey, Boss.
252
00:16:10,263 --> 00:16:11,804
Morning, Ted.
253
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,640
- Here you go.
- Morning. Thank you.
254
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:16,768
I could use your help.
255
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,979
Of course. Anything. Wait.
Shouldn't you be at training?
256
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,149
Oh, yeah, but don't worry.
I've got that all covered.
257
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,653
Go, go, go, go!
258
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,658
Right. Okay, then. Well, how can I help?
259
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,369
- I need to hire a private investigator.
- Why?
260
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,248
'Cause Dr. Jacob took Michelle
to Paris, the French one,
261
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,501
and I'm pretty sure he's gonna propose.
262
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:44,212
Now I gotta find out if I'm right
so I don't flip out when I am.
263
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:47,298
Ted, people visit Paris
for all kinds of reasons.
264
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:50,551
- Yeah, like getting engaged.
- No. They go to eat the amazing food...
265
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,220
- After getting engaged.
- No.
266
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:54,263
Or they go to see Oscar Wilde's grave.
267
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,806
- Before they get engaged.
- No.
268
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,768
Or they visit the Louvre
to make fun of all the people
269
00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:00,687
taking blurry pictures
of an overrated painting.
270
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,315
Yeah. Where'd you and Rupert get engaged?
271
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:05,732
That doesn't matter.
272
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,693
See, that's what I'm talking about.
273
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,780
Right now,
Dr. Romance is probably getting ready
274
00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:12,490
to pop the question
on top of the Eiffel Tower,
275
00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:14,116
the most romantic
frigging place in the world.
276
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:17,371
Oh, please. The Eiffel Tower
is just a lamppost with a publicist.
277
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:21,458
Rebecca, come on. I just need to know
what's going on with them.
278
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,086
Please help me.
279
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,092
Okay, Ted. I'll make the call.
280
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,137
- Okay. Thank you.
- Okay.
281
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,765
I didn't know Oscar Wilde was dead.
282
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:41,894
Some of his quotes feel so modern,
so of our time.
283
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:42,980
I know. Powerful.
284
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:45,691
Okay.
285
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:12,633
Come in.
286
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,428
Is now a good time, Ms. Jones?
287
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:17,055
Yes, of course. Yeah.
288
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,728
I'm sorry about what happened.
289
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,814
Thank you, Barbara.
290
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:29,108
Jack asked me to give you this.
291
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,526
What is it?
292
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,321
It's a statement.
293
00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:38,202
"Allow me to first offer
my sincere apologies.
294
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:42,788
I deeply regret that video
that some of you have seen online.
295
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:48,587
I'm beyond embarrassed, and I should have
never made this video in the first place."
296
00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:53,967
"I hope you can forgive me
while I learn and grow."
297
00:18:57,429 --> 00:19:00,766
Jack thought you could post it
across your socials.
298
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,811
But maybe not Facebook,
'cause that's just for
299
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,065
grandparents and racists now, isn't it?
300
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:50,314
Hey, Jamie? Jamie? Can I get some Lynx?
301
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:55,695
Yeah, sure, mate. What's your pit flavor?
I've got Epic Fresh, Sport Recharge, Java,
302
00:19:55,696 --> 00:20:00,741
Africa, Ice Chill, Gold, Excite, Black,
Dark Temptation and Leather and Cookies.
303
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,286
- Leather and Cookies, please.
- Smart choice for a smart boy.
304
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:04,537
- There you go.
- Lovely stuff.
305
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:05,913
'Ey. Have you smelled this?
306
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:10,711
Yo! Yo, y'all see this? A bunch of famous
chicks got their nude photos leaked.
307
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,589
Oh, wow.
308
00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:17,176
Hey, The Sun is calling
it "The Great A-wank-ening."
309
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,760
What is the opposite of clever?
310
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:20,888
The Sun.
311
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,057
Well, I guess I know
what I'm doing this weekend.
312
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:25,559
Oi, fuck that.
313
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,435
- We shouldn't be looking at that shit.
- Why not?
314
00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:30,271
Because it wasn't meant for us,
Jan Maas. It was their private property.
315
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:33,191
Nah, bro. If you don't want
your private pictures out there,
316
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:35,860
- just don't take naked pictures.
- Yeah.
317
00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:37,528
Especially being famous.
318
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,447
What? Come on, man.
319
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,490
- It's that simple.
- Fuck that, Cowburn. No, man.
320
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:45,161
The only people to blame are the dickheads
who steal your shit and put it online.
321
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,371
That's why I delete all the photos
on my phone.
322
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,958
I swear down.
Especially 'cause I'm famous.
323
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,335
Hey, listen. I'm with Jamie on this one.
324
00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:54,003
Whenever I have a relationship end,
325
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,546
I ask the girl to go through my phone,
326
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,715
delete any photos, videos.
Whatever she wants.
327
00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,717
- Bro, for real?
- Yeah. I'm being serious.
328
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:02,137
You know,
one girl actually deleted Candy Crush.
329
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,724
I was devastated, but I also understood.
330
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:09,853
Hey, hold on. Once someone sends you
a photo, don't you own it?
331
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,980
Copyright law on private photography
is quite murky.
332
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:16,777
It's not about the law. It's about doing
what is right. Like in Les Misérables.
333
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,028
Jean Valjean.
334
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:20,696
Fuck yeah, 24601.
335
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:23,366
No. 'Ey, deleting photos makes no sense.
336
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,368
What? Do we delete our memories too?
337
00:21:25,369 --> 00:21:27,203
No, 'cause no one can steal your memories.
338
00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:29,956
That's not entirely true.
339
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:31,749
- Yes.
- Nah.
340
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:32,792
What if I took the photo?
341
00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:35,086
- You should delete it.
- What if it was a Christmas card?
342
00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,212
Delete it, bro.
343
00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:39,048
- What if it's artsy?
- What the fuck does that mean?
344
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,716
It's in black-and-white.
You can't see anything.
345
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,552
Delete it, mate.
346
00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:43,761
What if I'm in the photo?
347
00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:46,098
- Delete it.
- I know. What about sonograms?
348
00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:49,767
- Delete that shit.
- What if I'm French?
349
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:53,271
- Delete it.
- What if she's naked, but not sexual?
350
00:21:53,272 --> 00:21:56,023
- What the fuck? What is she doing in it?
- She's just defecating.
351
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:57,067
Delete it, bro.
352
00:21:57,985 --> 00:22:00,570
- What about a commissioned painting?
- Is it in a nice frame?
353
00:22:00,571 --> 00:22:01,989
It's leaning against my couch.
354
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:03,615
Gotta burn it, bro.
355
00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:08,703
No, I shouldn't have to delete my
photos just because they might get stolen.
356
00:22:08,704 --> 00:22:10,831
It's my stuff. Don't touch it.
357
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,375
I'm with that. That makes sense.
358
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:15,919
Hey, guys.
359
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:19,756
This article says Keeley
was one of the women who was hacked.
360
00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:29,516
Right. Everybody, take out your phones.
361
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:33,562
Delete every single picture and video
that you've ever been sent. Now!
362
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:37,899
We're all targets for this shit.
So delete everything.
363
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,443
But we're professional footballers.
It could take days.
364
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:41,903
If not weeks.
365
00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:43,155
Now!
366
00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:50,787
Hey, man, take out your phone.
367
00:23:45,217 --> 00:23:49,512
Colin. I wasn't playing.
I told you to delete that shit.
368
00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:51,473
I will, man. Fuck off.
369
00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:55,893
- I said delete it right now.
- Hey! Hey.
370
00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:56,894
Fuck off.
371
00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:31,179
This whole thing is so fucking upsetting.
I tried to watch the video this morning,
372
00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:34,515
and immediately, boom,
I was right back to being 15 again,
373
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:38,144
reliving that moment
where this topless photo I took
374
00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:41,106
for Jimmy Daniels
was being passed around at school.
375
00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:43,191
Teenage boys can be awful.
376
00:24:43,192 --> 00:24:44,568
Mr. Daniels was my teacher.
377
00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:49,281
Well, men who act like teenage boys
actually are awful.
378
00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:53,160
I'm not an idiot.
379
00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:58,581
I know there are tons of topless photos
of me online. But those were my choice.
380
00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:02,002
Absolutely. It makes a huge difference.
381
00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:03,420
Yeah.
382
00:25:03,421 --> 00:25:05,380
Is there anything I can do to help?
383
00:25:06,924 --> 00:25:10,635
Restructure society so women
aren't constantly sexualized
384
00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:13,597
while simultaneously being crucified
for being sexual?
385
00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:15,682
On it.
386
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,396
- Should I be ashamed or embarrassed?
- What?
387
00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:23,690
I don't know.
388
00:25:28,237 --> 00:25:29,487
How did Jack respond?
389
00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:31,198
Yeah, she was really lovely.
390
00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:37,079
And then I got this from her.
391
00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:47,713
She didn't write this.
392
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:52,427
- You don't think so?
- No, it's caked in lawyer ick.
393
00:25:52,970 --> 00:25:54,220
You don't wanna say that, do you?
394
00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:55,346
No.
395
00:25:55,347 --> 00:25:59,685
Then tell her that.
Give her a chance to surprise you.
396
00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:02,563
Thank you.
397
00:26:03,897 --> 00:26:06,191
You know, there might be
a silver lining in all this.
398
00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:10,653
Just think of how many young women you are
going to teach how to masturbate properly.
399
00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:13,114
- What?
- I'm serious.
400
00:26:13,115 --> 00:26:15,366
Back in the day,
I didn't have a clue what I was doing.
401
00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:18,077
And then one day I accidentally bumped
into my parents' couch
402
00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:19,746
and it felt nice, so I stuck with it.
403
00:26:20,873 --> 00:26:23,625
A year later, my mum
had to have everything reupholstered.
404
00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:26,169
I blamed the dog.
405
00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:28,922
- Well, that was smart.
- Yeah, we didn't have a dog.
406
00:26:32,176 --> 00:26:33,552
I love you.
407
00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:38,098
I've got you.
408
00:26:39,558 --> 00:26:41,643
Also, French sisters.
409
00:26:42,895 --> 00:26:44,229
Spanish twins.
410
00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:47,691
Mom and daughter in Mexico.
411
00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:52,154
I'll miss you all. Merci.
412
00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:55,824
- Hi. Thank you, love. Bye.
- Hi. Yeah.
413
00:27:00,829 --> 00:27:02,831
Oi, Keeley.
414
00:27:03,874 --> 00:27:04,917
Hi.
415
00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:06,876
Hey.
416
00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:12,341
I heard about what happened.
It's fucking shit.
417
00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:15,093
Yeah, on so many levels.
418
00:27:16,637 --> 00:27:17,638
I'm so sorry.
419
00:27:19,181 --> 00:27:20,182
Thanks, Roy.
420
00:27:22,059 --> 00:27:23,352
You okay?
421
00:27:24,269 --> 00:27:26,772
All things considered, yeah. Yeah.
422
00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:29,650
Good.
423
00:27:31,235 --> 00:27:32,235
And you?
424
00:27:33,111 --> 00:27:35,656
Me, yeah, I'm good.
425
00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:43,664
Who was it for?
426
00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:47,834
What?
427
00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:50,003
The video. Who was it for?
428
00:27:54,675 --> 00:27:58,636
Shit, I'm sorry, Keeley. I'm really sorry.
429
00:27:58,637 --> 00:27:59,763
It's okay.
430
00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:09,523
Fuck.
431
00:28:14,111 --> 00:28:15,112
Fuck.
432
00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:26,914
Babe?
433
00:28:26,915 --> 00:28:28,000
In here.
434
00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:36,799
Hey.
435
00:28:44,016 --> 00:28:45,017
How you doing?
436
00:28:45,934 --> 00:28:50,063
Better. Worse. Everything.
437
00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:55,611
I got your statement.
438
00:28:57,154 --> 00:29:01,909
Yeah, I'm sorry. I called my dad
for advice, and his lawyers got involved.
439
00:29:02,492 --> 00:29:04,328
It's corporate fuckery at its finest.
440
00:29:07,581 --> 00:29:09,875
Yet, you had Barbara give it to me.
441
00:29:11,084 --> 00:29:16,340
Well, I tried to pick the most sensitive,
empathetic person I knew.
442
00:29:26,016 --> 00:29:27,309
Jack, I can't do it.
443
00:29:28,602 --> 00:29:29,603
I get it.
444
00:29:31,772 --> 00:29:34,525
I'm just so sorry
you have to deal with all of this shit.
445
00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:37,361
I'm sorry that you have to too.
446
00:29:48,997 --> 00:29:52,626
How about, for the next few hours,
we pretend none of this shit happened?
447
00:29:55,921 --> 00:29:58,756
Should we invite Barbara over?
Mess it all up?
448
00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:01,676
Yeah, let's definitely do that.
449
00:30:01,677 --> 00:30:03,345
I'll bet she's a party animal.
450
00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:05,346
You actually have no idea.
451
00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:07,057
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
452
00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:10,601
"Asim was right, Marcus thought.
453
00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:13,856
They were failing, and worse than that,
they were wasting time.
454
00:30:14,648 --> 00:30:16,941
They were gonna wait another day
before meeting?
455
00:30:16,942 --> 00:30:20,278
That would only leave two days,
and one of them was Saturday,
456
00:30:20,279 --> 00:30:22,197
when they wouldn't be at Breakfast Club.
457
00:30:22,906 --> 00:30:26,952
What if he never got his football
back from the creature? What if...
458
00:30:27,578 --> 00:30:30,329
A large hand landed on Marcus's shoulder,
459
00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:33,749
and he spun around
to find Mr. Anderson looking down at him.
460
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:36,670
'I heard you went under the fence, '
he said."
461
00:30:39,339 --> 00:30:40,507
Oh, boy.
462
00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:44,011
We're gonna stop there for the night.
Cliff-hanger.
463
00:30:46,805 --> 00:30:48,222
Hey, how was your flight out?
464
00:30:48,223 --> 00:30:49,599
Good.
465
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,683
Yeah?
466
00:30:50,684 --> 00:30:54,520
Do you know I have the most
air miles of any kid in my school?
467
00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:55,606
Oh, yeah?
468
00:30:56,899 --> 00:30:58,358
Yeah, that don't surprise me.
469
00:31:01,445 --> 00:31:04,197
Things at school good though?
You and Doug back on track and all that?
470
00:31:04,198 --> 00:31:05,324
Yeah.
471
00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:07,825
We're starting a band.
472
00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:10,037
Starting a band? Really?
473
00:31:11,205 --> 00:31:13,664
All right.
What instrument are you gonna play?
474
00:31:13,665 --> 00:31:16,168
Drums.
475
00:31:17,044 --> 00:31:19,463
Okay. Well, your mom's gonna love that.
476
00:31:20,047 --> 00:31:22,173
You know what?
Now might be a good time to let you know
477
00:31:22,174 --> 00:31:25,219
that Dave Grohl
learned to play drums on pillows.
478
00:31:26,053 --> 00:31:28,388
We don't have to tell your mom that
though right away.
479
00:31:30,057 --> 00:31:31,266
Yeah, exactly.
480
00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:34,311
Not as fun.
481
00:31:37,064 --> 00:31:38,649
Getting all your homework done?
482
00:31:39,316 --> 00:31:41,735
I have to, or I can't watch TV.
483
00:31:42,277 --> 00:31:45,030
Of course. You know how it goes.
484
00:31:45,614 --> 00:31:49,076
- Homework. Dinner. TV time.
- Homework. Dinner. TV time.
485
00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:50,827
That's right.
486
00:31:51,328 --> 00:31:52,746
Good system.
487
00:31:55,457 --> 00:31:56,458
Does...
488
00:31:59,545 --> 00:32:03,048
Does Dr. Jacob ever, you know,
hang out around TV time with you?
489
00:32:04,341 --> 00:32:05,592
Who is that?
490
00:32:09,304 --> 00:32:12,933
No. Sorry. Jake. Mom's friend, Jake.
491
00:32:13,976 --> 00:32:16,019
- Sometimes.
- Sometimes, yeah.
492
00:32:18,522 --> 00:32:20,232
Yeah. That's all right.
493
00:32:23,026 --> 00:32:24,027
Does he ever...
494
00:32:26,864 --> 00:32:29,448
read to you, like, at night?
Like, bedtime?
495
00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:30,909
It's totally fine.
496
00:32:31,910 --> 00:32:33,912
Nothing wrong with that,
I think that's great.
497
00:32:34,413 --> 00:32:37,957
It's good to have people in your life that
are excited to be around you, you know?
498
00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:40,919
Especially if, you know...
499
00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:44,882
it's someone who makes your mom happy
and all that.
500
00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:51,013
Which he seems to do.
501
00:32:53,765 --> 00:32:55,309
You guys get along all right?
502
00:33:17,623 --> 00:33:18,707
Come on, man.
503
00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:10,634
Good morning.
504
00:34:13,929 --> 00:34:15,639
Holy shit.
505
00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:19,684
I didn't wanna wake you, so I went out
and did some cheeky retail therapy.
506
00:34:19,685 --> 00:34:21,435
I loved it so much,
I didn't want to take it off.
507
00:34:21,436 --> 00:34:23,771
- What do you think?
- You look incredible.
508
00:34:23,772 --> 00:34:27,275
I mean, nothing but the best
for our dear Uncle Bernie, right?
509
00:34:28,569 --> 00:34:29,570
Shit.
510
00:34:30,112 --> 00:34:31,572
Babe, I canceled that.
511
00:34:32,822 --> 00:34:34,282
I just... After the whole thing,
512
00:34:34,283 --> 00:34:37,911
I thought you wouldn't want
to be around a bunch of press and cameras.
513
00:34:39,830 --> 00:34:41,414
I'm sorry. I should've asked.
514
00:34:41,415 --> 00:34:43,916
- I thought I was doing the right thing.
- No. Don't apologize.
515
00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:47,587
You're right. Thank you.
I didn't think about that.
516
00:34:47,588 --> 00:34:49,047
But you know what?
517
00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:52,841
Leave it on, and I'll put on
my own killer fucking outfit,
518
00:34:52,842 --> 00:34:56,513
and we can go do something stupid
and fun and look amazing while doing it.
519
00:34:57,431 --> 00:34:58,431
Yeah, okay.
520
00:34:58,974 --> 00:35:00,558
No, actually, take it off.
521
00:35:00,559 --> 00:35:01,642
Oh, my God.
522
00:35:01,643 --> 00:35:03,770
- Keep the hat on, but...
- Jesus.
523
00:35:04,271 --> 00:35:06,732
Everything else is
definitely coming off.
524
00:35:08,108 --> 00:35:09,401
Okay, bud.
525
00:35:10,027 --> 00:35:11,569
Coach and I got the whole day off.
526
00:35:11,570 --> 00:35:15,448
We're talking no game,
no scouting, no nothing.
527
00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:17,284
The world is our oyster.
528
00:35:21,121 --> 00:35:24,583
Okay. Well, how about
the world is our shrimp cocktail?
529
00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:26,751
Okay, great.
530
00:35:26,752 --> 00:35:29,128
All right, Coach. What are our options?
531
00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:34,134
There is a immersive
Jack the Ripper walking tour
532
00:35:34,718 --> 00:35:36,177
that Jane's been raving about.
533
00:35:36,178 --> 00:35:40,015
It's, like, six hours long,
and at one point, you get chased.
534
00:35:42,935 --> 00:35:45,186
What are you nuts? I mean, he's a boy.
535
00:35:45,187 --> 00:35:48,731
Fine, there's the London Eye.
There's the Tower of London.
536
00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:50,900
There's all the London stuff.
537
00:35:50,901 --> 00:35:52,318
There's a rave in Peckham.
538
00:35:52,319 --> 00:35:53,779
Okay, Coach, I appreciate it.
539
00:35:54,279 --> 00:35:57,532
Hey, big guy, what do you wanna do?
We could go to some museums.
540
00:35:57,533 --> 00:36:00,284
We could rent a boat,
float down the Thames.
541
00:36:00,285 --> 00:36:02,246
They spell it weird, but it is lovely.
542
00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:05,249
I wanna go see a football game.
543
00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:11,170
Okay.
544
00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:13,215
Let me see if I got this straight.
545
00:36:13,882 --> 00:36:16,969
My one day off from football,
you wanna go watch football?
546
00:36:17,594 --> 00:36:20,346
It's a little bit like asking a mailman
to go for a walk on his day off,
547
00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:21,557
don't you think?
548
00:36:22,641 --> 00:36:26,644
Yeah, you don't care. You're just a little
boy, ambivalent as all heck. Okay.
549
00:36:26,645 --> 00:36:29,314
Coach, we got any games in town today?
550
00:36:30,649 --> 00:36:31,692
There's one.
551
00:36:32,192 --> 00:36:33,443
Well, there you go.
552
00:36:34,069 --> 00:36:36,697
But I'm gonna have to stop at home first.
553
00:36:57,384 --> 00:36:58,677
Look. There he is, there.
554
00:36:59,178 --> 00:37:00,220
Hey, Nate!
555
00:37:02,973 --> 00:37:03,974
Nate!
556
00:37:06,185 --> 00:37:07,561
Nate!
557
00:37:09,813 --> 00:37:11,982
Coach, look who came to watch.
558
00:37:12,608 --> 00:37:14,484
Nate!
559
00:37:24,119 --> 00:37:25,537
Must be looking for tips.
560
00:37:27,497 --> 00:37:31,043
- He saw me, Dad. He saw me.
- Yeah, he did. He heard you too.
561
00:37:38,383 --> 00:37:39,760
Holy shit.
562
00:37:40,469 --> 00:37:42,970
Well, what can I say?
I'm the daughter of a billionaire.
563
00:37:42,971 --> 00:37:45,306
I learned to read a green
before I learned to read a book.
564
00:37:45,307 --> 00:37:49,227
Well, you might be a great golfer,
but I happen to be a really great cheater.
565
00:37:49,228 --> 00:37:51,021
So I think that makes us even.
566
00:37:52,064 --> 00:37:53,106
Watch out!
567
00:37:55,817 --> 00:37:57,777
Oh, my goodness, it's a tie.
568
00:37:57,778 --> 00:37:59,738
- Uh-huh?
- Yes, look.
569
00:38:00,572 --> 00:38:04,742
Isn't this way better than watching
polo with a bunch of old white men?
570
00:38:04,743 --> 00:38:05,994
Definitely.
571
00:38:06,745 --> 00:38:09,956
And I reckon the dinosaurs here
are much less handsy.
572
00:38:09,957 --> 00:38:11,833
Oh, yeah, the dinosaurs are.
573
00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:15,002
But I can't say the same
for some other people.
574
00:38:15,003 --> 00:38:15,921
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
575
00:38:15,922 --> 00:38:17,172
Jack?
576
00:38:19,758 --> 00:38:21,468
Sorry. Excuse me.
577
00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:23,053
{\an8}Oh, my...
578
00:38:23,054 --> 00:38:26,348
- Hi.
- Look at you. Nice suit.
579
00:38:27,057 --> 00:38:29,475
What are you doing here?
580
00:38:29,476 --> 00:38:31,144
My sister's hen do.
581
00:38:35,107 --> 00:38:37,525
- She's marrying a golfer.
- A professional?
582
00:38:37,526 --> 00:38:39,987
Oh, no. He just golfs.
583
00:38:40,571 --> 00:38:42,363
We have to do a shot every hole,
584
00:38:42,364 --> 00:38:44,283
but the good news is her friends suck.
585
00:38:45,742 --> 00:38:46,577
Hello.
586
00:38:46,578 --> 00:38:48,494
This is Alyssa. We went to uni together.
587
00:38:48,495 --> 00:38:51,039
And this is my friend, Keeley Jones.
588
00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:54,334
- Hi.
- Hi.
589
00:38:54,335 --> 00:38:56,002
Keeley runs a PR firm.
590
00:38:56,003 --> 00:38:58,881
You or your family ever need anyone,
this is who you want.
591
00:39:00,132 --> 00:39:01,299
That's me.
592
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:02,301
Cool.
593
00:39:03,886 --> 00:39:05,052
Alyssa! Come on!
594
00:39:05,053 --> 00:39:06,721
- Coming, Sis!
- Hurry up!
595
00:39:06,722 --> 00:39:08,014
Come on.
596
00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:09,558
Fucking families.
597
00:39:10,642 --> 00:39:12,768
Anyway, it was nice to see you, Jack.
598
00:39:12,769 --> 00:39:14,605
- Yeah, you too.
- Love the hat.
599
00:39:15,230 --> 00:39:16,607
Thanks. Yeah.
600
00:39:18,650 --> 00:39:22,571
All right, let's make things
a little more interesting, shall we?
601
00:39:23,238 --> 00:39:26,991
Ten pounds a hole,
but I will spot you 20 strokes.
602
00:39:26,992 --> 00:39:28,535
- You're on.
- But no cheating.
603
00:39:29,286 --> 00:39:30,412
Then only a pound a hole.
604
00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:35,167
Great match, Coach.
605
00:40:11,870 --> 00:40:13,621
- Hello, my darlings.
- Hey, Mae.
606
00:40:13,622 --> 00:40:17,209
{\an8}- What have you three been up to today?
- We went to the West Ham game.
607
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,256
Then you don't drink in this pub.
608
00:40:23,257 --> 00:40:25,384
- Hey, come on, Mae.
- He's a child.
609
00:40:31,348 --> 00:40:32,266
- Hey!
- Mae!
610
00:40:32,267 --> 00:40:33,432
Thank you.
611
00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:34,993
You think I wanted to fucking be there?
612
00:40:37,855 --> 00:40:40,690
You two are on probation.
613
00:40:40,691 --> 00:40:42,526
- Yes, ma'am.
- Fair enough.
614
00:40:43,026 --> 00:40:44,236
Bye, Mae.
615
00:40:52,870 --> 00:40:54,412
- Dad.
- Yeah?
616
00:40:54,413 --> 00:40:56,248
- Listen.
- What?
617
00:40:56,915 --> 00:40:58,000
The Beatles.
618
00:40:58,917 --> 00:40:59,917
Oh, yeah.
619
00:41:05,966 --> 00:41:08,510
Hey, you know what? I'll be right back.
620
00:41:14,933 --> 00:41:16,726
Hey, Boss, what do you got for me?
621
00:41:16,727 --> 00:41:21,063
Right. Ted, listen, I want you to know,
you do not have to go down this road.
622
00:41:21,064 --> 00:41:22,857
I know, but I need to, okay?
623
00:41:22,858 --> 00:41:25,276
'Cause right now,
Michelle and this Dr. Jacob fella
624
00:41:25,277 --> 00:41:28,487
could be sitting there, having dinner
at one of her favorite Parisian hotels,
625
00:41:28,488 --> 00:41:29,572
like the George Sank...
626
00:41:29,573 --> 00:41:31,324
- Cinq.
- or the Plaza Anthony.
627
00:41:31,325 --> 00:41:32,867
Athénée. Hold on.
628
00:41:32,868 --> 00:41:35,369
Her favorite hotels in Paris?
I thought you said she'd never been there.
629
00:41:35,370 --> 00:41:37,038
Yeah, she hasn't. But the George Stank...
630
00:41:37,039 --> 00:41:39,290
- Cinq.
- Is from her favorite movie, French Kiss,
631
00:41:39,291 --> 00:41:41,209
- and the Plaza Anthony...
- Athénée.
632
00:41:41,210 --> 00:41:42,835
That's from her favorite TV show,
633
00:41:42,836 --> 00:41:44,504
- Sex in the City.
- Sex and the City.
634
00:41:44,505 --> 00:41:46,589
Wait, what's all that noise?
Where are you?
635
00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:47,798
Sounds like someone's singing.
636
00:41:47,799 --> 00:41:50,426
Wh... No, I'm sorry.
I'm at a pub with Beard and Henry.
637
00:41:50,427 --> 00:41:52,470
Why? Is it too loud?
I can step away further if that helps.
638
00:41:52,471 --> 00:41:53,680
No, it's fine.
639
00:41:55,599 --> 00:41:56,599
Where were we?
640
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,143
You think I'm nuts.
641
00:42:01,104 --> 00:42:02,105
Thanks, Michael.
642
00:42:07,194 --> 00:42:08,445
So, you like The Beatles, huh?
643
00:42:10,197 --> 00:42:11,240
Why is that?
644
00:42:12,366 --> 00:42:13,575
'Cause my dad does.
645
00:42:19,998 --> 00:42:21,625
You know what this song's about?
646
00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:24,628
Someone named Jude.
647
00:42:25,128 --> 00:42:28,048
Not just someone. A little boy named Jude.
648
00:42:30,092 --> 00:42:33,929
And one day his mom and dad decided
to break up. You know, get divorced.
649
00:42:35,389 --> 00:42:37,140
And that made Jude real, real sad.
650
00:42:39,268 --> 00:42:42,437
Now, Jude's dad had a best friend,
651
00:42:43,522 --> 00:42:48,402
and that best friend was real worried
about Jude and all his sad feelings.
652
00:42:48,944 --> 00:42:50,529
So he wrote him this song,
653
00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:54,533
hoping that, well, the words might
help him somewhere down the road.
654
00:42:55,325 --> 00:42:56,910
The long and winding road?
655
00:43:19,933 --> 00:43:21,017
Hey, Henry.
656
00:43:21,018 --> 00:43:24,645
You have a great mom and dad,
and they love you tons,
657
00:43:24,646 --> 00:43:26,846
even though it's weird
they live in different countries.
658
00:43:28,442 --> 00:43:32,154
And I know right now
it feels like you're in a sad song.
659
00:43:33,363 --> 00:43:35,032
But you, young man,
660
00:43:35,616 --> 00:43:39,953
you have the power to take a sad song
and make it better.
661
00:43:40,662 --> 00:43:41,704
I like that.
662
00:43:41,705 --> 00:43:43,207
Yeah, me too.
663
00:43:43,999 --> 00:43:45,750
But you know what the best thing
about this song is?
664
00:43:45,751 --> 00:43:47,211
What?
665
00:43:47,878 --> 00:43:49,004
This!
666
00:43:57,846 --> 00:44:02,351
Enjoy yourself, laddie!
Come on! Fucking sing it!
667
00:44:04,228 --> 00:44:06,604
You know, Ted,
I'm so curious about something.
668
00:44:06,605 --> 00:44:09,315
Why didn't you ever
take Michelle to Paris yourself?
669
00:44:09,316 --> 00:44:12,527
Well, I wanted to. I mean, you know,
we were too broke to go on our honeymoon.
670
00:44:12,528 --> 00:44:14,487
And then, well, we both got busy.
671
00:44:14,488 --> 00:44:18,700
And then we had Henry, and I just...
I always thought we'd have more time.
672
00:44:19,826 --> 00:44:20,826
Ted, I'm sorry.
673
00:44:20,827 --> 00:44:21,995
Thank you.
674
00:44:22,496 --> 00:44:27,501
But seriously, who gives a flying fuck
if Michelle gets engaged?
675
00:44:28,794 --> 00:44:31,546
That time in your relationship with her
has passed,
676
00:44:31,547 --> 00:44:33,549
but your time with Henry hasn't.
677
00:44:34,550 --> 00:44:37,635
You need to stop letting yesterday
get in the way of today, Ted.
678
00:44:37,636 --> 00:44:39,512
Well, I don't think
he's singing "Yesterday."
679
00:44:39,513 --> 00:44:40,513
Ted.
680
00:44:40,514 --> 00:44:42,224
No, I know. I'm just joking.
681
00:44:43,475 --> 00:44:45,894
- And you're right.
- Of course, I'm right. I'm always right.
682
00:44:46,562 --> 00:44:49,021
Now, for the love of God,
will you get back to that pub
683
00:44:49,022 --> 00:44:51,023
and sing "Hey Jude" with your boy?
684
00:44:51,024 --> 00:44:52,859
Mercy buckets, Boss.
685
00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:54,945
De rien, Coach Lasso.
686
00:45:42,117 --> 00:45:43,118
Thank you.
687
00:45:49,041 --> 00:45:50,792
Yeah. Uh-huh.
688
00:45:51,752 --> 00:45:53,086
No, I agree. It's much better.
689
00:45:54,171 --> 00:45:55,172
Thank you, George.
690
00:45:56,548 --> 00:45:58,257
Okay, so, good news.
691
00:45:58,258 --> 00:46:01,010
We've got a much more toned-down
version of the statement.
692
00:46:01,011 --> 00:46:02,846
The last one was so shit.
693
00:46:03,639 --> 00:46:04,639
Great.
694
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,476
I was once broken up with
by a guy's doorman.
695
00:46:08,060 --> 00:46:12,396
I'm sorry, Ms. Hobbes,
Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever.
696
00:46:12,397 --> 00:46:13,482
Hey.
697
00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:18,904
I know it's lame.
But it will help, believe me.
698
00:46:20,489 --> 00:46:22,990
Before, when you said
that you were gonna take care of this,
699
00:46:22,991 --> 00:46:25,243
I thought that meant you were
gonna get the video taken down
700
00:46:25,244 --> 00:46:28,080
- or something like that.
- We tried. It's the fucking Internet.
701
00:46:28,664 --> 00:46:31,667
Making this statement
is taking care of it now.
702
00:46:33,377 --> 00:46:35,045
By having me make an apology?
703
00:46:36,088 --> 00:46:37,339
Yes.
704
00:46:39,341 --> 00:46:40,926
Please just do it.
705
00:46:42,761 --> 00:46:46,472
Sorry, but it's not a great look
when the person I'm seeing,
706
00:46:46,473 --> 00:46:49,809
whose company I fund, has a porno online.
707
00:46:49,810 --> 00:46:51,185
A porno?
708
00:46:51,186 --> 00:46:55,065
You know what I mean. We're just...
We're limiting the damage. Okay?
709
00:46:56,275 --> 00:46:57,776
Jack, I'm not doing it.
710
00:46:58,569 --> 00:47:02,321
This video being leaked is not my fault.
But for some reason, you think it is.
711
00:47:02,322 --> 00:47:05,575
Well, maybe, I don't know...
Maybe you shouldn't have made the video
712
00:47:05,576 --> 00:47:06,952
in the first place.
713
00:47:07,911 --> 00:47:09,997
It's certainly not something
to be proud of, Keeley.
714
00:47:11,748 --> 00:47:13,584
I don't regret making that video.
715
00:47:15,169 --> 00:47:17,129
And I don't regret sending it.
716
00:47:24,011 --> 00:47:25,387
Are there more out there?
717
00:47:30,267 --> 00:47:32,936
I don't know.
718
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,699
- What are you doing?
- I think I should go.
719
00:47:49,286 --> 00:47:50,454
Are you coming back?
720
00:47:54,249 --> 00:47:55,250
I don't know.
721
00:48:04,176 --> 00:48:05,219
Right.
722
00:48:12,518 --> 00:48:13,958
Do you want to go out and celebrate?
723
00:48:14,895 --> 00:48:16,063
Celebrate what?
724
00:48:16,855 --> 00:48:19,191
- Didn't you win today?
- Oh, yeah. But...
725
00:48:19,691 --> 00:48:22,235
No. That's okay though.
726
00:48:22,236 --> 00:48:24,321
Already working on the next one, so...
727
00:48:38,293 --> 00:48:40,295
You should enjoy your victories.
728
00:48:51,014 --> 00:48:52,182
It looks like they did.
729
00:49:02,901 --> 00:49:03,902
There it is.
730
00:49:04,736 --> 00:49:05,737
What?
731
00:49:06,655 --> 00:49:07,823
I love your smile.
732
00:49:09,449 --> 00:49:10,909
I like to see my boyfriend happy.
733
00:49:13,036 --> 00:49:14,079
Boyfriend.
734
00:49:17,082 --> 00:49:18,416
Yeah.
735
00:49:18,417 --> 00:49:19,751
If you're into labels.
736
00:49:20,335 --> 00:49:22,211
Yeah. No, I'm into labels. Sure.
737
00:49:22,212 --> 00:49:23,922
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
738
00:49:26,258 --> 00:49:28,134
- "This is Jade. She's my girlfriend."
- Yeah?
739
00:49:28,135 --> 00:49:29,803
Sounds good, doesn't it?
740
00:49:30,554 --> 00:49:31,804
"Nate. That's my boyfriend."
741
00:49:31,805 --> 00:49:34,807
- Nate's your boyfriend?
- Yeah. Have you met him? He's amazing.
742
00:49:34,808 --> 00:49:36,101
Thank you very much.
743
00:49:57,706 --> 00:49:58,582
Jamie.
744
00:49:58,583 --> 00:50:00,333
- Hey.
- Hi.
745
00:50:00,334 --> 00:50:02,294
So, I'm sorry just to drop in on you.
I just...
746
00:50:03,378 --> 00:50:05,004
- I was nervous to text you. I...
- Yeah.
747
00:50:05,005 --> 00:50:07,007
I mean, like,
you and everyone in my family.
748
00:50:07,674 --> 00:50:09,050
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
749
00:50:09,051 --> 00:50:11,302
Well, I just... I wanted to check in
on you. See how you're doing.
750
00:50:11,303 --> 00:50:15,098
It's just so fucking shit, all of this.
751
00:50:16,683 --> 00:50:17,684
Thanks, Jamie.
752
00:50:19,019 --> 00:50:22,313
Yeah, doing all right.
753
00:50:22,314 --> 00:50:23,481
Yeah?
754
00:50:23,482 --> 00:50:24,650
That's good.
755
00:50:25,317 --> 00:50:28,486
And I also... I just...
I wanted to apologize.
756
00:50:28,487 --> 00:50:30,530
- No, you don't have to do that.
- No, I do. Oh, no, I do.
757
00:50:30,531 --> 00:50:32,240
- I do.
- Jamie, this is not your fault.
758
00:50:32,241 --> 00:50:35,284
No, it is my fault.
And let me just... I just need to tell you.
759
00:50:35,285 --> 00:50:37,703
I deleted it off my phone
way back when we broke up.
760
00:50:37,704 --> 00:50:39,413
I deleted everything.
761
00:50:39,414 --> 00:50:42,667
I mean, not straightaway,
'cause I did think that you and me
762
00:50:42,668 --> 00:50:44,293
was maybe gonna get back together again.
763
00:50:44,294 --> 00:50:49,382
But then you started going out with Roy,
and that's when I deleted most of it.
764
00:50:49,383 --> 00:50:51,051
Well, like, half.
765
00:50:51,969 --> 00:50:54,053
But that was mostly out of anger,
to be honest.
766
00:50:54,054 --> 00:50:57,598
Because, well, I think...
767
00:50:57,599 --> 00:51:00,560
I thought the only reason that the two of
you was going out was to make me jealous.
768
00:51:00,561 --> 00:51:01,895
But...
769
00:51:03,814 --> 00:51:08,402
Then I saw it was real,
and then I got rid of it all.
770
00:51:09,903 --> 00:51:12,656
I just forgot about the fucking emails.
771
00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:15,408
It's so stupid.
I should have been more careful.
772
00:51:15,409 --> 00:51:17,535
I should have picked
a stronger password or something.
773
00:51:17,536 --> 00:51:18,620
Oh, no.
774
00:51:19,162 --> 00:51:21,373
Don't tell me your password
was "password," Jamie.
775
00:51:22,165 --> 00:51:23,165
Yeah.
776
00:51:24,001 --> 00:51:27,254
Well, to be fair, I did think I'd fool 'em
'cause I spelled it with two S's.
777
00:51:32,509 --> 00:51:35,345
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, Keeley.
778
00:51:38,390 --> 00:51:39,600
Really am.
779
00:51:44,104 --> 00:51:45,814
Thank you, Jamie.
780
00:51:52,279 --> 00:51:54,822
Excuse me, do you mind
taking a photo of me at the box?
781
00:51:54,823 --> 00:51:56,200
- Oh, yeah.
- Thanks.
782
00:51:57,326 --> 00:51:59,160
- All right.
- No.
783
00:51:59,161 --> 00:52:01,037
- It's like that. Yeah.
- All right.
784
00:52:01,038 --> 00:52:02,623
- It's all right.
- Take a good one.
785
00:52:03,457 --> 00:52:05,834
All right. Smile. There we go.
786
00:52:07,586 --> 00:52:10,172
All right, big guy. Time to roll.
Let's do it.
787
00:52:11,256 --> 00:52:13,257
- Bonjour!
- In here!
788
00:52:13,258 --> 00:52:14,968
Hi, kiddo.
789
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:16,595
Mom!
790
00:52:16,596 --> 00:52:19,597
I missed you.
Did you have fun with your dad?
791
00:52:19,598 --> 00:52:21,808
Yeah. He's gonna buy me a drum kit.
792
00:52:22,976 --> 00:52:24,311
- Is he really?
- W...
793
00:52:27,523 --> 00:52:29,232
You know what? I love you, buddy.
794
00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:30,358
I love you too, Dad.
795
00:52:30,359 --> 00:52:32,194
All right, go on. Get outta here.
796
00:52:34,571 --> 00:52:36,281
I don't know where he gets these ideas.
797
00:52:37,699 --> 00:52:39,618
Hey, don't forget this thing.
798
00:52:43,163 --> 00:52:44,206
What are you doing?
799
00:52:45,541 --> 00:52:48,167
You... Sorry, I was screwing around.
800
00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:49,378
Okay.
801
00:52:51,755 --> 00:52:52,798
How was Paris?
802
00:52:54,550 --> 00:52:55,592
It was all right.
803
00:52:56,343 --> 00:52:59,263
Yeah. Well, that's what it's known for.
City of all rights.
804
00:53:00,597 --> 00:53:01,890
Come on, Mom!
805
00:53:02,599 --> 00:53:03,600
It was good seeing you.
806
00:53:04,351 --> 00:53:05,394
Good seeing you too.
807
00:53:06,687 --> 00:53:09,313
You know, Dave Grohl learned
to play drums on pillows.
808
00:53:09,314 --> 00:53:10,399
I'm coming!
809
00:53:26,123 --> 00:53:27,708
There he is. Huh?