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[doorbell rings]
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[ringing continues]
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[knocking]
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[ringing continues]
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[knocking continues]
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- Fucking hell. [grunts]
- [watch beeps]
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All right, let's go.
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It's 4:00 a.m.
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Yeah. We start at 4:00 a.m.
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I thought you were joking.
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How is that a joke?
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'Cause it's 4:00 a.m.
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We start at 4:00, so you can do
three workouts a day instead of two.
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[sighs] Okay, but it's 4:00 a.m.
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Do you wanna be better
than Zava or not?
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[sighs] Well, how are we
gonna see? It's dark out.
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Fucking hell.
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Now get dressed. Or I
start flicking your balls.
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This is perverse.
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[sighs]
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[chuckles] Whoops.
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[sighs] There you go.
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[grunts]
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Good morning, Sassy Smurf.
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- Good morning, Marlboro Man.
- [chuckles]
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You know, you snored all night.
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Hmm. I'm sorry
about that. [sighs]
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That's all right. It's
actually very soothing.
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Sounded like the sea.
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Well, I'm glad you didn't
hear any boat horns,
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given all the fried
yams I ate last night.
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[both chuckle]
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Oh.
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Hey, I was thinking. We have
a good time together, yeah?
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They're called simultaneous
orgasms, Ted, yes.
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Yeah, well, but I mean
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also all the talking and laughing
and all that stuff. Yeah?
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Sure. Well, apart from
all your dreadful puns.
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Right. Well, it's tough.
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Sometimes I just see 'em there, and I
gotta take a swing at 'em, you know?
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No, I... Well, what I'm
getting at is, um...
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- Well, I was just thinking maybe... [inhales deeply]
- Well, I was just thinking maybe... [inhales deeply]
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we could go on an
actual date sometime.
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You know? You and me,
together. [chuckles]
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God, no.
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Well, I appreciate you taking
the time to consider it.
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Ted, we can't date.
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Why not?
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- You're a mess.
- I'm a mess?
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Course you are.
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I'm a mess too, but I'm a mess
three years further on than you,
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so I'm more of a
slight disarray.
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More like a slight disarray
of sunshine, if you ask me.
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Oh, God.
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- Sorry.
- Ted, on the day my ex got remarried,
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I drank a bottle of red
wine through a straw
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and told my Uber driver
I was in love with him.
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Then, when he dropped me
home, I puked so much,
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my mouth was like an elevator
from the goddamn Shining.
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Knocked my rating down to a 3.9.
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3.9? Ooh.
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Fuck you. Why? What's yours?
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Oh, God, you're a
five, aren't you?
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- Course you're a five. How the fuck are you a five?
- Course you're a five. How the fuck are you a five?
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I don't know. I'm tidy. I
say "Please" and "Thank you."
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Sometimes I offer to
drive if they look tired.
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Oh, you are such a mess.
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[sighs]
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Ted, I like our status.
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Friends with benefits, like
Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher.
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Oh, no, no, no. I think you're
thinking of 2011's other
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good-friends-turned-casual-lovers
based rom-com.
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No Strings Attached.
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Friends with Benefits was Mila
Kunis and Justin Timberlake.
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Oh, wow. 2011,
friends be fuckin'.
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Mm-hmm, yeah.
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So, let's keep things
2011. Cool and breezy.
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- Like an Arab Spring.
- [chuckles] Mmm.
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[kisses] And good luck
against West Ham this weekend.
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- Mmm.
- Fuck Rupert
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and that shriveled raisin-pouch
he calls a nutsack.
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[door opens, closes]
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Hello! Here for Flo?
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- You can jump in, love.
- Lovely, thank you.
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Ooh, this is nice. Gray
seats? Yes, please.
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[radio presenter] West Ham.
This is the real opportunity
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for the Wonder Kid to
become the Wonder Man...
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[Roy] 101.
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100.
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- [grunts]
- [Roy] Ninety-nine.
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[grunts, groans]
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[gags, coughs]
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Why do you only
sleep with a top on?
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Because I get cold upstairs
and hot downstairs.
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Hmm. I get that.
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[retches, grunts]
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Mornin'.
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[theme music playing]
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[Rebecca] Oh, listen to what
Rupert said in this one.
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"I truly look forward to
seeing my old club again.
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Richmond are top-class."
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Ugh, what a soggy,
wet piece of shit.
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- Thank you.
- Mmm.
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[door opens]
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Right, I'm off to the training ground.
Thanks again for the opportunity.
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Babe, you earned it.
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Shandy came up with this
super fun Bantr promo.
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It uses all the single
players on the team.
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[Shandy] Yeah.
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The anonymous man you're Bantr-ing with
could be a professional footballer.
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- Mmm?
- Oh, that's great.
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And that's all the
single players, you say?
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So, it's, like, Colin and
Dani and Sam, et cetera?
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Yeah, although I don't think
Sam's doing it anymore.
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- [mouthing] No.
- Mmm. So fun.
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- [clears throat] Um, Ms. Jones.
- Hello, Barbara.
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- All right there, Barbs?
- It's "Barbara."
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- All right there, Barbs?
- It's "Barbara."
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Um, if possible, could I get two
tickets for the Richmond-West Ham match?
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Jack might be coming
to London this weekend.
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Of course.
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Who's Jack?
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[chuckles]
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- Jack Danvers.
- Mmm?
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The head of the VC that
funded your company.
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Our boss.
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Yes. That Jack. Of course.
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- Uh...
- That's not a problem, Barbara.
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I can let you have
some seats in my suite.
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Oh. [chuckles] Lovely.
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Thank you so much, Rebecca. That's
so kind of you and so efficient.
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[clicks tongue] Keeley.
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Thanks, Barbara. [sighs]
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So, the one thing we cannot do
against West Ham is the False Nine.
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- 'Cause that's Nate's shit.
- [Coach Beard] Exactly.
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So, we decided to go
with our classic 4-4-2.
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Which is exactly what that
prick expects us to do.
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So, we do the opposite. Five
up front. Full-on attack.
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So, we do the opposite. Five
up front. Full-on attack.
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But Nate knows
we're gonna do that,
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because Nate knows that we're trying
to outthink him by thinking like him.
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Well, fuck Nate, fuck thinking
and fuck fucking Socrates.
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So, we gotta stop thinking
like Nate and start thinking
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like Nate would think we would
think if Nate were thinking like us,
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and then do the last thing
that Nate thinking like us
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thinking like Nate thinking like
us would ever expect us to do.
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Have Zava drop back and
play Nate's False Nine.
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Voi-fucking-là.
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Brilliant.
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- Ah, it's mostly Beard's idea.
- Nah, it was a group effort.
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I do have one question.
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- Of course.
- Who fucking cares?
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Do you think Zava'll do it?
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Fuck!
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- Good mornin'.
- Hey.
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- [Roy sighs, groans]
- Oh. Oh.
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- Uh-oh, what's wrong?
- Roy doesn't think we can beat Nate.
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- Higgins doesn't think so either!
- [gasps] Beard said it to me first.
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- Higgins doesn't think so either!
- [gasps] Beard said it to me first.
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- You throw me under the bus? How dare...
- You walked in here this morning...
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- Oh, you're gonna sell me out?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Y'all pointin' more fingers
than Ganesha givin' directions.
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Now look, you fellas need
to calm down and just kiss.
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He's right.
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Keep it simple, smartypants.
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- [groans]
- An answer will show up. Don't worry.
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But until it does, here's a
question for y'all: Am I a mess?
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[stammers] Sassy ended up spending
the night last night and, uh...
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- [Coach Beard, Higgins] Ooh.
- No, no, no, hush your butts.
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That ain't the headline.
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Well, I asked her out on a
proper date this morning.
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She turned me down cold. She said I
was... And I quote... "a mess." [sighs]
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- Ooh.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Sounds like a case
for the Diamond Dogs!
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Release the hounds. [howling]
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Yeah, here we go! Let's do it.
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[howling, barking]
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- Fuck's sakes.
- Fuck's sakes.
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[howling, barking continues]
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Yes.
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- "Yes" what?
- Yes, you're a mess.
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Okay. Expound.
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We're playing Nate this week,
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and you're acting like
it's not a big deal.
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Nothing's different.
He didn't hurt you.
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Hey, look, we ain't talking
about Nate right now.
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I'm asking you if you think
I'm a mess. All right?
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Higgy pie, what do you think?
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I think I don't understand how
you're not pissed off with Nate.
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[groans]
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We have a saying in
Co-Dependents Anonymous.
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Y... What?
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Uh, Jane makes me go with her.
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- Oh.
- Oh, yeah.
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[sighs] Pain is like
carbon monoxide.
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[sighs] Expressing it to the person
who hurt you is like opening a vent,
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but holding it in
will poison you.
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[whistles] I like that.
But Nate didn't hurt me.
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Bullshit!
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Oh, Roy, did you wanna get in
on this Diamond Dog situation?
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- Hey, Roy! [kissing] Hey, Roy.
- [Coach Beard] Hey, Roy. Here, Roy.
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- [barking]
- Here, Roy. Come here, Roy.
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La, la, la, la, la!
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So, the match of the week is
clearly Richmond and West Ham.
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So, the match of the week is
clearly Richmond and West Ham.
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Now, it's been a strong start to
the season for both of these teams,
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but I think the Hammers are favorites,
going into the London derby,
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based on the tactical acumen of
the Wonder Kid, Nathan Shelley.
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- [boos]
- [all groan]
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Yeah, Shelley is brilliant,
there's no doubt about that,
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but Zava, he is a genius. I like
the Greyhounds for this one.
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- [players cheer]
- That's my guy!
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No, you can't have
him. He's mine.
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[players chuckle]
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- Let's move on, shall we, to Sunday's...
- [Thierry] Hey, look. Guys, guys.
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Who cares, right?
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[players chattering]
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Now come on, we've got
work to do. Let's go.
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- [players chattering]
- [Zava] He is correct.
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We must ignore these talking faces.
Even when they are in our favor.
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Thank you, "Zorro."
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Oh, exactly, but it's, uh... It's
actually pronounced, uh, "Zoreaux."
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Why?
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I don't know. Because that's
how my parents say it, I guess?
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My friend, you can be
whoever you want to be.
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My friend, you can be
whoever you want to be.
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I let all of my children name themselves
once they reach the age of seven.
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That is why my eldest is
called "Smingus Dingus."
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Mmm.
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Dream big, and you
may never wake up.
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Thank you.
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Jesus.
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I can't believe I'm about to say this,
but hey, lads, I agree with Zava.
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00:12:30,669 --> 00:12:33,796
Yes, it's a big fucking game, but
we've just gotta focus, do what we do,
235
00:12:33,797 --> 00:12:35,506
- do you know what I mean?
- Yeah. He's right.
236
00:12:35,507 --> 00:12:36,716
And don't forget, yeah?
237
00:12:40,804 --> 00:12:44,014
- Believe in "Believe."
- Yes.
238
00:12:44,015 --> 00:12:45,976
- [gasping] Whoa!
- Whoa! What the...
239
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,810
What?
240
00:12:47,811 --> 00:12:49,938
- [clicks tongue] Oh, shit.
- What?
241
00:12:51,439 --> 00:12:52,482
Oh.
242
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,653
- Why the fuck did you do that?
- I was just checking
243
00:12:57,654 --> 00:12:59,614
if I acquired the ability
to chop things in half.
244
00:13:00,115 --> 00:13:01,155
Yeah, and what if you had?
245
00:13:02,993 --> 00:13:04,786
Sorry, bruv. I didn't
think it through.
246
00:13:05,287 --> 00:13:06,288
[stammers]
247
00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:09,915
Fellas. Someone
ripped this in half.
248
00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:11,459
What the fuck? What?
249
00:13:12,335 --> 00:13:13,335
[player] What the fuck?
250
00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:15,422
- [all chattering]
- [player] You're joking.
251
00:13:18,425 --> 00:13:19,425
[player] What the fuck?
252
00:13:19,426 --> 00:13:21,511
[Greek music playing]
253
00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:43,992
Oh, hello...
254
00:13:44,784 --> 00:13:46,036
Jade.
255
00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:49,581
Nathan.
256
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:52,584
Shelley.
257
00:13:54,586 --> 00:13:56,045
Lovely to see you
again. [chuckles]
258
00:13:56,046 --> 00:13:57,339
Okay.
259
00:13:58,715 --> 00:14:01,569
- [smacks lips] Sorry I've not been around much. [chuckles]
- [smacks lips] Sorry I've not been around much. [chuckles]
260
00:14:01,593 --> 00:14:02,718
You haven't?
261
00:14:02,719 --> 00:14:06,764
No. No, I've been, uh, really
busy with, uh... with my new job.
262
00:14:06,765 --> 00:14:11,519
Big, big new job just keeping
me... [groans] ...very busy.
263
00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:15,148
Sounds silly. Maybe you should
quit your big new busy job.
264
00:14:17,525 --> 00:14:19,735
Anyway, uh, just here
to pick up my takeaway.
265
00:14:19,736 --> 00:14:21,987
I bought lunch for
my whole staff.
266
00:14:21,988 --> 00:14:24,428
Apart from the trainers, 'cause
they eat like cows. [chuckles]
267
00:14:25,492 --> 00:14:28,202
Sorry, that sounds, um... No, they're
love... I mean, they're lovely people.
268
00:14:28,203 --> 00:14:29,996
They're just
vegetarians. [chuckles]
269
00:14:34,251 --> 00:14:35,794
No way.
270
00:14:36,545 --> 00:14:41,507
Look who's here. No
fucking way! [laughs]
271
00:14:41,508 --> 00:14:42,716
Do you know who this is?
272
00:14:42,717 --> 00:14:43,884
Mmm. Jason Jelly.
273
00:14:43,885 --> 00:14:45,928
- [manager] That's right.
- No, "Nathan Shelley."
274
00:14:45,929 --> 00:14:47,930
- Mmm.
- That's right, Nathan Shelley,
275
00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:50,933
manager of West Ham
United, in my restaurant!
276
00:14:50,934 --> 00:14:53,811
- [laughs] Big week, my guy.
- Yep.
277
00:14:53,812 --> 00:14:57,856
Big fucking week. [inhales sharply]
I'm Derek. I'm the manager here.
278
00:14:57,857 --> 00:15:00,402
[clears throat] Anything
you need, you got it.
279
00:14:57,941 --> 00:15:00,402
[clears throat] Anything
you need, you got it.
280
00:15:01,069 --> 00:15:04,029
- Okay.
- From one manager to another. [chuckles]
281
00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:05,906
Yeah, well, it's not...
Not quite the same, but...
282
00:15:05,907 --> 00:15:08,534
[chuckles] Facing
your team this week.
283
00:15:08,535 --> 00:15:11,328
- [huffs] That's gotta be hard-core, right?
- Mmm.
284
00:15:11,329 --> 00:15:13,872
I mean, you talked a lot of shit
about them in the press. [chuckles]
285
00:15:13,873 --> 00:15:17,835
- Didn't ya? I loved it. [chuckles]
- Sorry, can I, um... can I pay?
286
00:15:17,836 --> 00:15:24,633
[stammers] No. No. No, no, no, no.
This is on me, okay? On me. Understand?
287
00:15:24,634 --> 00:15:27,678
This man's money is
no good here. [laughs]
288
00:15:27,679 --> 00:15:31,223
Never charge. Except for
booze. Gotta charge for booze.
289
00:15:31,224 --> 00:15:32,933
I didn't order any
booze. It's 12:30.
290
00:15:32,934 --> 00:15:36,145
[laughs] Knock 'em dead.
291
00:15:36,146 --> 00:15:40,316
- Mmm.
- Go Hammers! [chuckling]
292
00:15:40,317 --> 00:15:41,400
No way.
293
00:15:41,401 --> 00:15:45,113
Oi, oi, oi. Do you know
who this is? [chuckles]
294
00:15:49,659 --> 00:15:50,827
All right, okay. Bye.
295
00:16:05,592 --> 00:16:06,634
[Shandy] And cut!
296
00:16:06,635 --> 00:16:08,594
Lovely, Colin. Thank you.
297
00:16:08,595 --> 00:16:11,388
All right. [inhales deeply]
Okay, Dani, you're up.
298
00:16:11,389 --> 00:16:12,932
[chattering]
299
00:16:12,933 --> 00:16:13,892
I'm very nervous.
300
00:16:13,893 --> 00:16:15,768
Oh, no, no. Don't be
nervous. Look, just sit here.
301
00:16:15,769 --> 00:16:16,894
- Mm-hmm.
- Look into the camera
302
00:16:16,895 --> 00:16:18,896
and pretend you're
talking to an old friend.
303
00:16:18,897 --> 00:16:20,231
My oldest friend is Javiar.
304
00:16:20,232 --> 00:16:22,733
Great. How long have
you known Javiar?
305
00:16:22,734 --> 00:16:26,321
Only a couple of months, but he
turns 108 years old next week.
306
00:16:27,781 --> 00:16:29,658
- Perfect.
- [chuckles] Yeah.
307
00:16:30,742 --> 00:16:31,868
Final checks.
308
00:16:33,745 --> 00:16:34,746
Thank you.
309
00:16:36,957 --> 00:16:38,165
- [crew member] Hello, Keeley.
- Hi.
310
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:41,961
Yeah. Just scoot to
your left a little bit.
311
00:16:41,962 --> 00:16:45,215
Yeah, that's it. Okay,
off you go, Dani.
312
00:16:45,799 --> 00:16:49,803
You may not know who I am, but I think
the most beautiful parts of a woman
313
00:16:50,554 --> 00:16:51,845
are her flaws.
314
00:16:51,846 --> 00:16:55,849
- Hmm.
- And cut! Thank you, Dani. Next!
315
00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:56,935
Okay.
316
00:16:57,477 --> 00:17:00,814
- [gasps, screams] - [exclaims, laughs]
- [gasps, screams] - [exclaims, laughs]
317
00:17:00,817 --> 00:17:02,731
- Brought you coffee.
- Yeah.
318
00:17:02,732 --> 00:17:04,942
- How's it going?
- Oh, my God. This is great.
319
00:17:04,943 --> 00:17:06,276
- Yeah?
- They're great.
320
00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:08,571
I just... I love being the boss.
321
00:17:08,572 --> 00:17:10,656
- Cheers to that. Yeah.
- Cheers to that.
322
00:17:10,657 --> 00:17:12,032
Uh, you ready, Zoreaux?
323
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:14,703
Oh, uh, yeah, but I actually
go by "Van Damme" now.
324
00:17:15,328 --> 00:17:17,747
Okay, great. Action, Van Damme.
325
00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:20,707
You don't know who I am,
326
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,419
but I'm looking for someone who
likes short walks on the beach,
327
00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:27,007
so we can spend more
time, you know...
328
00:17:27,549 --> 00:17:29,551
[snickering]
329
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:33,762
And cut.
330
00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:36,557
Great, thanks, Van Damme. Next!
331
00:17:36,558 --> 00:17:38,017
[chattering]
332
00:17:38,018 --> 00:17:40,060
- Van Damme?
- Yeah. It's my new name.
333
00:17:40,061 --> 00:17:42,272
Oh, cool. Why?
334
00:17:42,856 --> 00:17:44,148
Because I love
Jean-Claude Van Damme,
335
00:17:44,149 --> 00:17:46,192
and Zava told me I should
be whoever I wanna be.
336
00:17:47,444 --> 00:17:49,653
- Okay, yeah. Cool.
- All right, Van Damme.
337
00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:51,364
- All right, boys.
- Take it easy.
338
00:17:52,699 --> 00:17:55,159
- [Shandy] He's so fucking hot.
- [chuckles]
339
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,535
What's his story?
340
00:17:56,536 --> 00:17:58,997
Jamie? Oh, he's so cocky.
341
00:18:00,457 --> 00:18:02,417
But I guess you have
to be at this level.
342
00:18:03,376 --> 00:18:04,793
But he only thinks
about himself.
343
00:18:04,794 --> 00:18:07,087
[speaks indistinctly]
344
00:18:07,088 --> 00:18:08,547
At least, he used to.
345
00:18:08,548 --> 00:18:11,091
[Jamie] Joking. No.
[speaking indistinctly]
346
00:18:11,092 --> 00:18:14,511
But he's not accountable for his
actions and what they do to others.
347
00:18:14,512 --> 00:18:15,596
[speaks indistinctly]
348
00:18:15,597 --> 00:18:19,434
Except he is getting
better at making apologies.
349
00:18:21,478 --> 00:18:23,730
Still, he only
thinks with his dick.
350
00:18:25,232 --> 00:18:29,152
And yet, I don't think
he's seen anyone in ages.
351
00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:33,698
[inhales deeply] I just wanna
know if I can bang him, babe.
352
00:18:35,408 --> 00:18:39,079
Oh. [chuckles] I don't know.
353
00:18:39,663 --> 00:18:41,622
You should probably ask him,
it's his dick. [chuckles]
354
00:18:41,623 --> 00:18:43,959
Cool. Off you go, Jamie.
355
00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:48,254
[engine revs]
356
00:18:48,255 --> 00:18:50,590
[chattering]
357
00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:53,884
Oh, what are y'all
still doing here?
358
00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:55,886
Coach, you're gonna
wanna watch this. [sighs]
359
00:18:55,887 --> 00:18:57,179
Ooh, is it one of them videos
360
00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:59,348
of a military parent coming
home after a long tour?
361
00:18:59,349 --> 00:19:01,643
'Cause if so, I'm gonna be
eating tears and snot for dinner.
362
00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:01,642
'Cause if so, I'm gonna be
eating tears and snot for dinner.
363
00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:03,353
- Not quite.
- Hmm.
364
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:26,041
[Roy chuckles]
365
00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:27,711
[chuckles]
366
00:19:40,181 --> 00:19:41,181
[Coach Beard sighs]
367
00:19:45,937 --> 00:19:46,938
[Roy] Here we go.
368
00:19:48,398 --> 00:19:49,399
[Ted groans]
369
00:19:52,527 --> 00:19:53,527
[groans]
370
00:19:55,196 --> 00:19:56,780
Where'd this come from?
371
00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:59,408
This fucking legend thought
to pull the security footage
372
00:19:59,409 --> 00:20:00,911
when we told him about the sign.
373
00:19:59,492 --> 00:20:00,910
When we told him about the sign.
374
00:20:00,911 --> 00:20:02,703
I guess you can take the
boy out of journalism
375
00:20:02,704 --> 00:20:04,371
but you can't take
journalism out of the boy.
376
00:20:04,372 --> 00:20:06,415
Right, you fucking ruined
it now. The point is,
377
00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:08,919
the answer we were
looking for has arrived.
378
00:20:09,502 --> 00:20:10,669
What are you talking about?
379
00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:14,090
A video like this could
motivate a team, perhaps.
380
00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:15,759
Mm-hmm.
381
00:20:17,761 --> 00:20:19,054
Thank you for your help, Trent.
382
00:20:19,554 --> 00:20:21,848
May a young Robert Redford
portray you in a film someday.
383
00:20:22,432 --> 00:20:23,641
- Probably Dustin Hoffman.
- Mm-hmm.
384
00:20:23,642 --> 00:20:25,122
- [chuckles] Good night.
- Good night.
385
00:20:26,436 --> 00:20:28,313
Go home, guys. Get some sleep.
386
00:20:29,648 --> 00:20:30,856
- Okay.
- [Ted] Mm-hmm.
387
00:20:30,857 --> 00:20:32,608
- Good night, Ted. Night, Beard.
- Good night.
388
00:20:32,609 --> 00:20:33,693
Night, Coach.
389
00:20:35,403 --> 00:20:37,280
[sighs]
390
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,910
- Uh, Coach.
- Mmm.
391
00:20:42,911 --> 00:20:46,080
I was thinking about
your Sassy situation.
392
00:20:46,081 --> 00:20:47,207
Oh, yeah.
393
00:20:47,707 --> 00:20:49,166
Jane's sister is in town.
394
00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:51,253
- No, thank you, Coach.
- That's the right answer.
395
00:20:55,674 --> 00:20:56,675
[door closes]
396
00:21:10,939 --> 00:21:13,149
Burning the midnight oil, I see.
397
00:21:14,234 --> 00:21:17,404
Uh, yeah. Sorry for
the smell. [chuckles]
398
00:21:18,822 --> 00:21:20,531
The oil burning. [stammers]
399
00:21:20,532 --> 00:21:22,575
Oh. [chuckles]
400
00:21:22,576 --> 00:21:25,495
So, you're feeling confident
about this weekend?
401
00:21:26,162 --> 00:21:28,748
Yeah. Yeah, no,
I think so. Um...
402
00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:33,253
Yeah, no. Go... Yeah. We're
gonna destroy, right? [chuckles]
403
00:21:34,045 --> 00:21:35,254
Good.
404
00:21:35,255 --> 00:21:37,465
No, it's j... Um...
It's just, I...
405
00:21:39,718 --> 00:21:41,928
I just haven't seen Ted
since I left and, uh...
406
00:21:43,930 --> 00:21:46,057
We didn't leave on the
best of terms and...
407
00:21:47,809 --> 00:21:50,060
I feel like I owe him
an apology or something.
408
00:21:50,061 --> 00:21:52,355
You did what was best for you.
409
00:21:52,939 --> 00:21:54,356
What were you meant to do?
410
00:21:54,357 --> 00:21:57,067
Hang around, supporting Ted
for the rest of your life?
411
00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:58,653
I don't think so.
412
00:22:01,281 --> 00:22:02,282
[chuckles]
413
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,954
You've done nothing wrong,
Nathan, I promise you.
414
00:22:09,915 --> 00:22:11,583
You earned this job.
415
00:22:14,628 --> 00:22:16,587
Well, so what do I
say when I see him?
416
00:22:16,588 --> 00:22:19,799
[chuckles] You say nothing,
apart from "hello."
417
00:22:21,134 --> 00:22:23,553
You look him in the
eye. You shake his hand.
418
00:22:25,096 --> 00:22:26,806
And then you beat him.
419
00:22:29,226 --> 00:22:30,893
And then we go and celebrate.
420
00:22:30,894 --> 00:22:33,230
[scoffs] Okay.
421
00:22:33,897 --> 00:22:34,897
Good night, Nathan.
422
00:22:37,943 --> 00:22:41,029
Good night, Rupert. Thank you.
423
00:22:42,489 --> 00:22:43,615
Mr. Mannion.
424
00:23:26,533 --> 00:23:27,534
[scoffs]
425
00:23:33,748 --> 00:23:34,749
Hey.
426
00:23:35,417 --> 00:23:37,084
Working late? Or hardly working?
427
00:23:37,085 --> 00:23:39,336
Well, I don't think that's
how the joke goes. [chuckles]
428
00:23:39,337 --> 00:23:40,547
What joke?
429
00:23:41,631 --> 00:23:42,841
Never mind. What's up?
430
00:23:43,592 --> 00:23:44,593
[sighs]
431
00:23:46,094 --> 00:23:47,679
I really want to win this one.
432
00:23:48,972 --> 00:23:50,056
I know.
433
00:23:57,397 --> 00:23:58,565
Everything okay?
434
00:24:05,030 --> 00:24:06,280
Am I a mess?
435
00:24:06,281 --> 00:24:07,865
Of course you are.
That's why we get along.
436
00:24:07,866 --> 00:24:09,451
[both chuckle]
437
00:24:11,369 --> 00:24:16,416
And I wish I could tell you to
ignore Sass, but she's usually right.
438
00:24:17,167 --> 00:24:20,962
[clicks tongue] So, Sassy already told
you about the... Of course. Girl talk.
439
00:24:21,630 --> 00:24:22,630
Girl talk.
440
00:24:22,631 --> 00:24:25,716
Mm-hmm. [sighs] Hmm.
441
00:24:25,717 --> 00:24:28,261
So, is everything all right?
442
00:24:30,055 --> 00:24:31,055
Yeah, I'm good.
443
00:24:31,056 --> 00:24:32,182
Oklahoma?
444
00:24:37,354 --> 00:24:38,355
[grunts]
445
00:24:40,357 --> 00:24:42,025
I'm a work in "progmess."
446
00:24:45,445 --> 00:24:47,530
[chuckles]
447
00:24:48,114 --> 00:24:49,115
Good night, Ted.
448
00:24:53,161 --> 00:24:54,371
You already won, you know?
449
00:24:56,957 --> 00:24:58,500
You got that turkey
out of your life.
450
00:25:00,752 --> 00:25:01,753
[sighs]
451
00:25:02,921 --> 00:25:03,922
Beat them.
452
00:25:07,259 --> 00:25:08,343
Good night, boss.
453
00:25:16,685 --> 00:25:17,769
[sighs]
454
00:25:18,812 --> 00:25:20,564
[crowd chattering]
455
00:25:25,277 --> 00:25:27,988
- [camera shutters clicking]
- [reporters clamoring]
456
00:25:45,338 --> 00:25:47,340
[reporters] Oh!
457
00:25:49,134 --> 00:25:51,136
[reporters cheering]
458
00:25:54,973 --> 00:25:56,932
Oi, do I look all right?
459
00:25:56,933 --> 00:25:58,642
Of course you do. Why?
460
00:25:58,643 --> 00:26:00,061
Well, if Jack actually shows up,
461
00:25:58,727 --> 00:26:00,060
Well, if Jack actually shows up,
462
00:26:00,061 --> 00:26:03,314
I want him to think that I
look mysterious and powerful.
463
00:26:03,315 --> 00:26:04,732
Dynamic, you know?
464
00:26:04,733 --> 00:26:09,613
- All of that.
- You are mysterious, powerful and dynamic.
465
00:26:11,364 --> 00:26:14,200
Ooh. Shit, I'm nervous.
466
00:26:15,869 --> 00:26:17,871
I think I need to go and
reapply my lip liner.
467
00:26:19,998 --> 00:26:21,833
- I'll see you upstairs in the suite.
- Yep.
468
00:26:24,169 --> 00:26:25,336
[Rebecca chuckles]
469
00:26:25,337 --> 00:26:27,087
Hey, Rebecca!
470
00:26:27,088 --> 00:26:29,633
- Rupert.
- Wonderful to see you.
471
00:26:30,425 --> 00:26:33,261
- Bex. Love the new hair.
- Hi.
472
00:26:33,845 --> 00:26:35,054
I haven't changed my hair.
473
00:26:35,055 --> 00:26:37,181
Nor should you. It's perfection.
474
00:26:37,182 --> 00:26:38,599
[chuckles]
475
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,184
So, how's the little one?
476
00:26:40,185 --> 00:26:44,313
Oh, yeah, Diane. She's already
walking. Can you believe that?
477
00:26:44,314 --> 00:26:47,233
Yeah. Drooling and
pooing around the house.
478
00:26:47,234 --> 00:26:48,944
[chuckles] Takes
after her father.
479
00:26:49,819 --> 00:26:54,156
- [laughing]
- Well. Hey, take it easy on us today.
480
00:26:54,157 --> 00:26:56,409
Aah. No promises.
481
00:26:59,621 --> 00:27:01,122
- [sighs]
- [sighs]
482
00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,168
[sighs]
483
00:27:08,296 --> 00:27:12,175
[gasps] Oh, shit. [sighs]
484
00:27:21,434 --> 00:27:22,518
Excuse me.
485
00:27:22,519 --> 00:27:25,021
I've got a bit of
a situation here.
486
00:27:28,692 --> 00:27:31,861
Oh, thank you. But
it's actually not that.
487
00:27:34,573 --> 00:27:36,574
[gasps] You're a lifesaver!
488
00:27:36,575 --> 00:27:39,326
- [chuckles]
- Usually I'm like clockwork,
489
00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:42,080
but because I've been so
stressed, I've come on early.
490
00:27:43,498 --> 00:27:46,417
Oh, I'm so happy that it's
a super and not a skinny.
491
00:27:46,418 --> 00:27:48,168
Who are those even for?
492
00:27:48,169 --> 00:27:52,298
It's not like my vagina is on a diet,
I'm on my fucking period. [chuckles]
493
00:27:52,299 --> 00:27:53,299
[toilet flushes]
494
00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:54,925
Oi, thanks for helping me.
495
00:27:54,926 --> 00:27:56,427
And I love your shoes!
496
00:27:56,428 --> 00:27:58,095
Ah, yeah. [chuckles] Thanks.
497
00:27:58,096 --> 00:27:59,452
- Pay it forward.
- Yeah.
498
00:27:59,453 --> 00:28:00,723
- Pay it forward.
- Yeah.
499
00:28:00,724 --> 00:28:01,808
[elevator bell dings]
500
00:28:05,937 --> 00:28:08,355
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Sorry.
501
00:28:08,356 --> 00:28:09,441
Excuse me.
502
00:28:11,818 --> 00:28:12,819
Hi.
503
00:28:14,821 --> 00:28:16,572
- Boy, you're tall.
- [chuckles]
504
00:28:16,573 --> 00:28:19,074
Is your dad a tree or
something? [chuckles]
505
00:28:19,075 --> 00:28:21,577
No, I'm screwing around. [sighs]
506
00:28:21,578 --> 00:28:23,829
Hey, speaking of trees, who
are y'all rooting for today?
507
00:28:23,830 --> 00:28:24,956
[all] West Ham.
508
00:28:25,457 --> 00:28:28,043
- Yeah, no, that makes sense. Yeah.
- [elevator bell dings]
509
00:28:33,381 --> 00:28:36,342
Go ahead. Yeah. Going
down one more floor.
510
00:28:36,343 --> 00:28:38,595
- Thank you.
- Yeah, of course.
511
00:28:39,971 --> 00:28:41,139
Best of luck out there.
512
00:28:57,614 --> 00:28:59,199
Hey, Nate. That you?
513
00:29:00,533 --> 00:29:02,701
Oh. Hi. I didn't see you there.
514
00:29:02,702 --> 00:29:05,997
- Oh, that's okay. How you been, man?
- Yeah, okay.
515
00:29:06,498 --> 00:29:08,500
Yeah. Good. Good.
516
00:29:09,542 --> 00:29:11,253
- [chuckles]
- [sighs]
517
00:29:14,339 --> 00:29:15,340
Listen, Ted.
518
00:29:16,341 --> 00:29:18,592
- I... I just wanna say that...
- [elevator bell dings]
519
00:29:18,593 --> 00:29:19,718
the way I left...
520
00:29:19,719 --> 00:29:23,014
Nathan. There you are.
521
00:29:24,307 --> 00:29:25,308
Yeah.
522
00:29:31,982 --> 00:29:33,441
Hey, Rupert.
523
00:29:34,150 --> 00:29:36,528
- Ted.
- Nice to see you again.
524
00:29:37,195 --> 00:29:38,989
[chuckles] Good luck.
525
00:29:41,950 --> 00:29:42,993
[door closes]
526
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,870
- [Barbara] Keeley? Yeah. [laughs]
- [Rebecca] She's absolutely fantastic.
527
00:29:46,871 --> 00:29:49,039
- Oh, here she is now.
- [Rebecca] Ah.
528
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,626
- Hey. Hey. Yeah.
- Um, Keeley? This is Jack Danvers.
529
00:29:52,627 --> 00:29:53,837
Hello.
530
00:29:55,046 --> 00:29:57,173
I believe you have
something of mine.
531
00:29:59,426 --> 00:30:00,573
Oh, fuck. You're Jack?
532
00:30:00,574 --> 00:30:01,719
Oh, fuck. You're Jack?
533
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,012
[chuckles]
534
00:30:03,013 --> 00:30:05,097
Ooh, this is a bit embarrassing.
535
00:30:05,098 --> 00:30:07,933
- No.
- Yeah. We all thought you were a man.
536
00:30:07,934 --> 00:30:09,810
Yeah, that too. [chuckles]
537
00:30:09,811 --> 00:30:11,520
Oh, it's like that old riddle.
538
00:30:11,521 --> 00:30:13,981
- What riddle?
- You know, always a tricky one, this one.
539
00:30:13,982 --> 00:30:15,608
A father and son
are in a car wreck.
540
00:30:15,609 --> 00:30:19,445
Dad dies instantly, the son is
rushed to an emergency room.
541
00:30:19,446 --> 00:30:21,488
A surgeon walks in and says,
542
00:30:21,489 --> 00:30:24,283
"I can't operate on
this boy. He's my son."
543
00:30:24,284 --> 00:30:25,826
[whispers] How is it possible?
544
00:30:25,827 --> 00:30:28,162
- [gasps] Because she's a woman.
- She's gay.
545
00:30:28,163 --> 00:30:30,206
- Sperm donor.
- He lives in a simulation?
546
00:30:30,874 --> 00:30:33,752
Right. Yeah, I guess
that's a bit dated now.
547
00:30:34,336 --> 00:30:37,630
Um, so, I assume "Jack" is
short for "Jacqueline," right?
548
00:30:37,631 --> 00:30:39,549
No. It's short for my
father wanted a boy.
549
00:30:40,508 --> 00:30:41,592
[Shandy chuckles]
550
00:30:41,593 --> 00:30:45,763
I'm gonna go and sit
down now, outside. Now.
551
00:30:45,764 --> 00:30:48,057
[chuckles] Jack, welcome.
552
00:30:48,058 --> 00:30:50,643
We are not allowed to
take drinks to our seats.
553
00:30:50,644 --> 00:30:53,020
So if you want to get plastered,
we should probably do that now.
554
00:30:53,021 --> 00:30:55,315
- Mmm. Okay.
- [laughing]
555
00:30:55,899 --> 00:30:57,608
Well, after you.
556
00:30:57,609 --> 00:31:00,320
[Barbara continues laughing]
557
00:30:57,692 --> 00:31:00,319
[Barbara continues laughing]
558
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:03,114
Ah, you're so funny,
Rebecca. [chuckles]
559
00:31:04,157 --> 00:31:07,285
[exhales heavily] Barbara's
obsessed with Rebecca.
560
00:31:08,203 --> 00:31:11,373
I hope she doesn't try and kill
her and wear her skin as a suit.
561
00:31:15,961 --> 00:31:17,294
What the fuck?
562
00:31:17,295 --> 00:31:19,755
- Cheers. It's gonna be a good day.
- [door bell jingles]
563
00:31:19,756 --> 00:31:21,799
- All right, Baz.
- Oi!
564
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,883
[door bell jingles]
565
00:31:22,884 --> 00:31:25,136
This is a Richmond pub.
566
00:31:26,221 --> 00:31:27,847
It's all right,
Mae. He's with me.
567
00:31:32,686 --> 00:31:34,271
Get the fuck out!
568
00:31:36,648 --> 00:31:38,650
[all laughing]
569
00:31:39,568 --> 00:31:40,901
[patron] Come on, Richmond!
570
00:31:40,902 --> 00:31:43,654
[all] Come on, Richmond!
Come on, Richmond!
571
00:31:43,655 --> 00:31:45,489
[Arlo] It's a full
house for today's battle
572
00:31:45,490 --> 00:31:49,493
between West Ham United
and Zava's AFC Richmond.
573
00:31:49,494 --> 00:31:53,163
A win would take either team
to the top spot in the table,
574
00:31:53,164 --> 00:31:56,293
knocking mighty Manchester
City off number one.
575
00:31:56,835 --> 00:31:59,003
Should be a tight match,
Chris. Any predictions?
576
00:31:59,004 --> 00:32:00,881
I stopped making
predictions, Arlo.
577
00:31:59,087 --> 00:32:00,880
I stopped making
predictions, Arlo.
578
00:32:00,881 --> 00:32:02,298
Because I was never wrong.
579
00:32:02,299 --> 00:32:05,634
Got to the point I was worried I
was the one making things happen.
580
00:32:05,635 --> 00:32:07,052
Well, that's interesting.
581
00:32:07,053 --> 00:32:08,220
I knew you'd say that.
582
00:32:08,221 --> 00:32:10,723
[crowd singing] ♪
They fade and die ♪
583
00:32:10,724 --> 00:32:14,810
♪ Fortune's always hiding ♪
584
00:32:14,811 --> 00:32:18,564
♪ I've looked everywhere ♪
585
00:32:18,565 --> 00:32:22,484
♪ I'm forever blowing bubbles ♪
586
00:32:22,485 --> 00:32:26,447
♪ Pretty bubbles in the air ♪
587
00:32:26,448 --> 00:32:29,158
United! United!
588
00:32:29,159 --> 00:32:32,202
United! United!
589
00:32:32,203 --> 00:32:35,039
United! United!
590
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,123
[crowd cheering]
591
00:32:36,124 --> 00:32:37,416
Uh, Nate.
592
00:32:37,417 --> 00:32:39,251
[cheering continues]
593
00:32:39,252 --> 00:32:41,713
Let's have fun out there
today, yeah? [chuckles]
594
00:32:56,645 --> 00:32:58,355
[whistle blows]
595
00:33:06,738 --> 00:33:09,198
[Arlo] West Ham are quite happy
to just soak up the pressure.
596
00:33:09,199 --> 00:33:12,701
Not taking any risks at
all against Richmond,
597
00:33:12,702 --> 00:33:14,704
of all teams, at home.
598
00:33:15,455 --> 00:33:18,916
- A sign of how far Richmond have come.
- It's all right. We're okay.
599
00:33:18,917 --> 00:33:20,501
[Chris] What a threat Zava is.
600
00:33:20,502 --> 00:33:23,880
Richmond! To the right, to the right,
to the right! Tight! Don't get scared.
601
00:33:27,759 --> 00:33:29,677
- [Thierry grunts]
- [Arlo] And it stays nil-nil,
602
00:33:29,678 --> 00:33:32,054
thanks to an amazing
save by Zoreaux.
603
00:33:32,055 --> 00:33:34,265
- Van Damme. Van Damme.
- [Coach Beard, Roy] Van Damme!
604
00:33:34,266 --> 00:33:36,225
I hear he wants to be
called "Van Damme" now.
605
00:33:36,226 --> 00:33:37,143
Why?
606
00:33:37,144 --> 00:33:39,728
Well, we'd probably have to dive
into his childhood for that answer.
607
00:33:39,729 --> 00:33:40,896
[crowd cheering]
608
00:33:40,897 --> 00:33:44,692
[Arlo] Richmond need the key pass
to unlock the Hammers' defense.
609
00:33:44,693 --> 00:33:45,777
That could be the one.
610
00:33:47,445 --> 00:33:48,988
- Tartt hits the woodwork.
- No!
611
00:33:48,989 --> 00:33:51,074
- That was close.
- Zava was wide open.
612
00:33:54,327 --> 00:33:55,996
For Zava!
613
00:33:56,871 --> 00:34:00,834
- [Arlo] There'll be two more minutes in the first half of this scoreless,
- [Arlo] There'll be two more minutes in the first half of this scoreless,
614
00:34:00,837 --> 00:34:02,961
But pulsating, London derby.
615
00:34:04,629 --> 00:34:07,506
- Obisanya caught in possession.
- No. No, no, no.
616
00:34:07,507 --> 00:34:09,718
[Arlo] And here come
West Ham on the break.
617
00:34:10,510 --> 00:34:12,429
Armando bearing down on goal.
618
00:34:13,430 --> 00:34:14,430
[grunts]
619
00:34:14,431 --> 00:34:15,681
- [West Ham fans] Yeah!
- Yes!
620
00:34:15,682 --> 00:34:18,308
[Arlo] And it's there.
Right under Van Damme.
621
00:34:18,309 --> 00:34:21,270
The Canadian keeper
apparently not as unstoppable
622
00:34:21,271 --> 00:34:23,147
as the Muscles from Brussels.
623
00:34:23,148 --> 00:34:26,025
[Chris] That's not
fair, Arlo. Nobody is.
624
00:34:26,026 --> 00:34:27,985
- We've been here before. Come on.
- Come on, lads.
625
00:34:27,986 --> 00:34:31,530
[Arlo] The Hammers go up
1-nil just before halftime.
626
00:34:32,115 --> 00:34:34,074
Fuck it.
627
00:34:34,075 --> 00:34:37,120
All right, guys. Come on, now.
Let's end this half strong!
628
00:34:38,371 --> 00:34:39,664
Huddle. [whistles]
629
00:34:42,666 --> 00:34:44,001
What's this shit?
630
00:34:45,086 --> 00:34:46,170
- [Ted] Hmm.
- I don't know.
631
00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:48,922
- Lower. Lower. Move it right. Five.
- Brilliant. Brilliant.
632
00:34:48,923 --> 00:34:51,483
- Right now, come on. Five.
- Ref, just blow the fucking whistle.
633
00:34:52,928 --> 00:34:53,929
[whistle blows]
634
00:34:55,472 --> 00:34:56,596
[Arlo] West Ham pressing now.
635
00:34:56,597 --> 00:34:58,557
- No, no.
- [Arlo] A new tactic from the Hammers
636
00:34:58,558 --> 00:35:00,685
in the closing seconds
of the first half.
637
00:34:58,642 --> 00:35:00,684
In the closing seconds
of the first half.
638
00:35:00,685 --> 00:35:02,604
[Chris] It's never too
late to change, Arlo.
639
00:35:04,981 --> 00:35:07,858
- [Thierry] No!
- Fuck! Fuck you! Fuck!
640
00:35:07,859 --> 00:35:11,071
[Arlo] And it's
2-nil. Oh, deary me.
641
00:35:15,659 --> 00:35:16,660
Excuse me.
642
00:35:20,872 --> 00:35:22,249
How did that happen?
643
00:35:23,458 --> 00:35:25,584
- [whistle blows]
- [Arlo] We go to halftime.
644
00:35:25,585 --> 00:35:27,628
Richmond have
dominated possession,
645
00:35:27,629 --> 00:35:31,799
but out of absolutely nowhere,
it's 2-nil to the Hammers.
646
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,676
[bar patron] We
don't deserve that.
647
00:35:33,677 --> 00:35:35,594
- What the fuck just happened?
- [sighs]
648
00:35:35,595 --> 00:35:36,846
I... I d... I don't know.
649
00:35:39,724 --> 00:35:41,517
Hey, fellas. Uh, I'll
be right back. Okay?
650
00:35:41,518 --> 00:35:42,810
The fuck are you going?
651
00:35:42,811 --> 00:35:45,771
- I'll just be a minute or two, okay?
- What do we t-tell... tell the team?
652
00:35:45,772 --> 00:35:47,523
I don't know. Surprise
me. [chuckles]
653
00:35:47,524 --> 00:35:48,608
[stammers]
654
00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:55,531
Hey, boss. What you
doing down here?
655
00:35:55,532 --> 00:35:58,701
I just wanted to tell you
that I believe in you, Ted.
656
00:35:58,702 --> 00:35:59,868
Uh-huh?
657
00:35:59,869 --> 00:36:02,998
And I know that I've been putting
an awful lot of pressure on you
658
00:35:59,953 --> 00:36:02,997
And I know that I've been putting
an awful lot of pressure on you
659
00:36:02,998 --> 00:36:07,835
to win today, but I just... Just
want you to forget all about that.
660
00:36:07,836 --> 00:36:11,631
Just... [inhales sharply]
...be yourself and have fun.
661
00:36:13,091 --> 00:36:14,091
- Okay.
- Yeah.
662
00:36:14,092 --> 00:36:16,052
Okay. Well, thank you.
663
00:36:17,846 --> 00:36:19,598
I believe in you, Ted.
664
00:36:20,974 --> 00:36:23,059
- And it's intense.
- [exhales sharply]
665
00:36:24,311 --> 00:36:26,437
- I better go. All right.
- Off you pop. [chuckles]
666
00:36:26,438 --> 00:36:28,106
[Rebecca breathes deeply]
667
00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:34,361
Remember, have fun! Whoo-hoo!
668
00:36:34,362 --> 00:36:37,948
- Yes! This is so exciting!
- [exhales deeply]
669
00:36:37,949 --> 00:36:39,241
Whoo-hoo!
670
00:36:39,242 --> 00:36:40,743
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
671
00:36:40,744 --> 00:36:43,329
[players chattering]
672
00:36:43,330 --> 00:36:44,456
No.
673
00:36:46,625 --> 00:36:48,627
[clamoring, shouting]
674
00:36:52,881 --> 00:36:54,216
This is your surprise, huh?
675
00:36:54,758 --> 00:36:57,928
A minute ago, they were
catatonic. Now look at them.
676
00:36:59,804 --> 00:37:04,365
- They're killers. - Frankly, Ted, sometimes that's good.
- They're killers. - Frankly, Ted, sometimes that's good.
677
00:37:09,981 --> 00:37:14,236
- [crowd cheering]
- [speaking indistinctly]
678
00:37:19,032 --> 00:37:21,242
[Arlo] Oh, my. Richmond
coming out of the tunnel
679
00:37:21,243 --> 00:37:23,495
with a palpable chip
on their shoulder.
680
00:37:24,079 --> 00:37:28,249
[Chris] Wow. A real tension on the pitch.
I think we're in for an exciting half.
681
00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:31,377
[Arlo] We begin the second half with
Richmond looking for a strong start.
682
00:37:31,378 --> 00:37:33,629
- Come on, boys. Fucking kill 'em.
- Fucking kill 'em.
683
00:37:33,630 --> 00:37:35,005
- Here we go. Here we go!
- Kill!
684
00:37:35,006 --> 00:37:36,006
[whistle blows]
685
00:37:37,801 --> 00:37:40,094
- [Arlo] Ooh. That's an awful tackle.
- [patrons] Oh.
686
00:37:40,095 --> 00:37:41,887
- He would be fortunate to escape...
- Oh, fuck.
687
00:37:41,888 --> 00:37:43,222
With just a yellow.
688
00:37:43,223 --> 00:37:45,140
It's a deserved
red, and Richmond
689
00:37:45,141 --> 00:37:48,436
will play almost the entire
second half with ten men.
690
00:37:49,729 --> 00:37:51,773
He's actually a very
sweet young man.
691
00:37:53,316 --> 00:37:55,401
[Arlo] Here come
West Ham. [grunts]
692
00:37:55,402 --> 00:37:56,902
[patrons] Aw.
693
00:37:56,903 --> 00:37:58,404
[patrons chattering]
694
00:37:58,405 --> 00:38:00,240
[Arlo] And now Van
Damme has been sent off.
695
00:37:58,488 --> 00:38:00,239
[Arlo] And now Van
Damme has been sent off.
696
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:02,826
- We're playing like Italians.
- I know.
697
00:38:03,577 --> 00:38:04,494
It's awesome.
698
00:38:04,495 --> 00:38:05,870
[players clamoring, grunting]
699
00:38:07,372 --> 00:38:08,957
Oh, dear.
700
00:38:12,294 --> 00:38:13,712
- [whistle blows]
- [groans]
701
00:38:15,046 --> 00:38:17,007
[players shouting]
702
00:38:19,009 --> 00:38:20,010
[whistle blows]
703
00:38:20,635 --> 00:38:22,887
[Arlo] It's getting a
touch spicy out there.
704
00:38:22,888 --> 00:38:26,182
[Chris] Spicy, Arlo?
This is vintage vindaloo.
705
00:38:27,309 --> 00:38:28,517
[grunts]
706
00:38:28,518 --> 00:38:29,518
No.
707
00:38:30,437 --> 00:38:31,437
[whistle blows]
708
00:38:33,023 --> 00:38:36,985
[arguing indistinctly]
709
00:38:37,986 --> 00:38:38,987
[whistle blows]
710
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:45,826
[Arlo] Oh, Montlaur has lost his mind,
and Richmond have lost a third player.
711
00:38:45,827 --> 00:38:46,869
[shouting indistinctly]
712
00:38:46,870 --> 00:38:48,704
Om.
713
00:38:48,705 --> 00:38:50,540
[shouting continues]
714
00:38:53,627 --> 00:38:55,252
- Oof.
- [whistle blows]
715
00:38:55,253 --> 00:38:57,047
Fucking come on.
716
00:38:57,631 --> 00:39:01,471
- [Arlo] Richmond have completely lost the plot.
- [Arlo] Richmond have completely lost the plot.
717
00:39:01,551 --> 00:39:05,180
Zava must be wondering what
he's done to deserve this.
718
00:39:09,267 --> 00:39:10,559
[whistle blows]
719
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,102
- Yes!
- [crowd cheers]
720
00:39:12,103 --> 00:39:14,146
[Arlo] And it's
4-1 to the Hammers.
721
00:39:14,147 --> 00:39:17,066
It went from evenly
matched to unevenly matched
722
00:39:17,067 --> 00:39:21,111
to light a match on fire and
put it into a can of petrol.
723
00:39:21,112 --> 00:39:23,530
[Chris] That second half should've
come with a trigger warning.
724
00:39:23,531 --> 00:39:27,868
[Arlo] One extraordinary goal by Zava
did not make it any less tough to watch.
725
00:39:27,869 --> 00:39:31,538
Richmond showed a side of
themselves we've never seen before.
726
00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:34,124
They played angry,
dirty and ugly.
727
00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:37,170
[Chris] Which are also the names
of Zava's three youngest kids.
728
00:39:37,796 --> 00:39:39,256
Shit.
729
00:39:41,841 --> 00:39:42,842
Shit.
730
00:39:44,135 --> 00:39:45,177
Shit.
731
00:39:45,178 --> 00:39:47,305
- [Higgins] Hey, it's okay.
- [Rebecca] Shit.
732
00:39:52,102 --> 00:39:53,352
Did you guys have fun?
733
00:39:53,353 --> 00:39:54,436
[stammers] Yeah.
734
00:39:54,437 --> 00:39:57,482
The violence was quite entertaining,
wasn't it? [chuckles] In a way.
735
00:40:00,443 --> 00:40:01,444
[Keeley chuckles]
736
00:40:04,322 --> 00:40:05,156
[groans]
737
00:40:05,157 --> 00:40:07,367
Sending off Van
Damme was a mistake.
738
00:40:08,076 --> 00:40:09,369
He played with passion.
739
00:40:10,579 --> 00:40:13,123
"Passion" is a word we use
when we talk about love.
740
00:40:14,749 --> 00:40:18,003
It is also a word we
use to describe a crime.
741
00:40:19,713 --> 00:40:21,256
Sometimes it is also a fruit.
742
00:40:25,802 --> 00:40:27,137
Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry.
743
00:40:30,473 --> 00:40:31,474
[Rupert chuckles]
744
00:40:32,183 --> 00:40:34,519
[door clicks shut]
745
00:40:38,732 --> 00:40:39,733
[sighs]
746
00:40:40,692 --> 00:40:42,235
[sighs]
747
00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:51,410
- We fucked up.
- We overcorrected and played with hate.
748
00:40:51,411 --> 00:40:52,495
Mmm.
749
00:40:54,205 --> 00:40:57,000
- Be great if you yelled at us a bit.
- Please.
750
00:40:58,793 --> 00:41:02,393
- Call us pieces of shit or something. - Now.
- Call us pieces of shit or something. - Now.
751
00:41:02,714 --> 00:41:03,923
You can hit us.
752
00:41:03,924 --> 00:41:05,175
Get it over with.
753
00:41:07,010 --> 00:41:09,054
Tried something new. It
didn't work. Big whoop.
754
00:41:11,431 --> 00:41:13,475
I will take that thumb
drive one of y'all's got.
755
00:41:19,773 --> 00:41:21,173
- [Coach Beard sighs]
- [Ted grunts]
756
00:41:22,484 --> 00:41:25,362
Shake it off, fellas. Lot of
football left this season.
757
00:41:29,366 --> 00:41:31,533
- What a fucking arsehole.
- I know.
758
00:41:31,534 --> 00:41:34,495
[reporter] You have to feel pretty good
about yourself after that win, yeah?
759
00:41:34,496 --> 00:41:36,830
Well, yeah. Uh, Richmond
were clearly rattled.
760
00:41:36,831 --> 00:41:40,334
Um, it was easier than I expected,
if I'm honest. [chuckles]
761
00:41:40,335 --> 00:41:41,418
[reporter] What about Ted?
762
00:41:41,419 --> 00:41:44,297
Quite a snub not to shake his
hand at the end of the game.
763
00:41:45,507 --> 00:41:48,884
Did I not? [stammers]
I... I didn't mean to.
764
00:41:48,885 --> 00:41:52,596
I... Guess I just got caught
up in the excitement of it all.
765
00:41:52,597 --> 00:41:54,391
Yeah. [inhales deeply]
766
00:41:55,183 --> 00:41:56,343
Excuse me a minute. I just...
767
00:42:08,613 --> 00:42:11,366
Coach Shelley, Mr. Mannion
asked me to give you this.
768
00:42:13,201 --> 00:42:14,744
He'll meet you there in an hour.
769
00:42:16,246 --> 00:42:18,415
Oh. Thank...
770
00:42:36,433 --> 00:42:39,059
- It's so good to see you, Rebecca.
- You too, Bex.
771
00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:41,020
Oh, Rebecca, my dear.
772
00:42:41,021 --> 00:42:44,773
- So sorry for your loss.
- Thank you.
773
00:42:44,774 --> 00:42:47,193
Come on, old man. It's
way past your bedtime.
774
00:42:49,946 --> 00:42:50,947
[Rebecca chuckles]
775
00:42:51,448 --> 00:42:53,158
Lovely to see you. [kisses]
776
00:42:53,742 --> 00:42:55,327
I saw you with your assistant.
777
00:42:56,703 --> 00:42:58,955
Your daughter deserves
better, and so does Bex.
778
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,800
- Stop fucking around.
- Stop fucking around.
779
00:43:10,050 --> 00:43:11,884
- Here you go. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
780
00:43:11,885 --> 00:43:15,054
[sighs] We are normally a lot
better than that. And nicer.
781
00:43:15,055 --> 00:43:19,850
Well, it's never great when your team
gets more red cards than goals, is it?
782
00:43:19,851 --> 00:43:21,685
- No. [chuckles]
- [Jack chuckles]
783
00:43:21,686 --> 00:43:24,606
[sighs] What a shit
show. [chuckles]
784
00:43:25,899 --> 00:43:28,067
Anyway, good news.
Bantr's trending.
785
00:43:28,068 --> 00:43:29,193
- It is?
- Yeah.
786
00:43:29,194 --> 00:43:32,197
Pretty sure the change
to the bio line helped.
787
00:43:32,739 --> 00:43:33,990
What are you talking about?
788
00:43:38,411 --> 00:43:39,662
Who did this?
789
00:43:39,663 --> 00:43:42,998
I did. This afternoon,
when I uploaded the vids.
790
00:43:42,999 --> 00:43:44,876
[clicks tongue] You're welcome.
791
00:43:46,378 --> 00:43:47,671
- Shandy.
- Yeah.
792
00:43:49,256 --> 00:43:53,676
This... This is the opposite
of what Bantr is trying to do.
793
00:43:53,677 --> 00:43:56,011
Are you joking?
They're gonna love it.
794
00:43:56,012 --> 00:43:58,597
I've literally tripled their
subscribers in an hour.
795
00:43:58,598 --> 00:43:59,807
[Jack inhales deeply, sighs]
796
00:43:59,808 --> 00:44:01,581
You need to change
this back, now. Please.
797
00:44:01,582 --> 00:44:03,270
You need to change
this back, now. Please.
798
00:44:04,437 --> 00:44:05,438
Yeah.
799
00:44:07,524 --> 00:44:09,484
It was really
lovely to meet you.
800
00:44:10,235 --> 00:44:12,529
- You too.
- Excuse me.
801
00:44:18,326 --> 00:44:21,954
- [Rupert] Hey. Here he is!
- [patrons cheering, applauding]
802
00:44:21,955 --> 00:44:24,499
[Rupert] The Wonder Kid himself.
803
00:44:27,043 --> 00:44:28,961
The man of the hour!
804
00:44:28,962 --> 00:44:31,422
Aw. [stammers] Thank you
very much, Mr. Mannion.
805
00:44:31,423 --> 00:44:34,383
[grunts] Please, no. "Rupert."
806
00:44:34,384 --> 00:44:36,552
- Oh.
- Nathan.
807
00:44:36,553 --> 00:44:39,263
Oh. Thanks, Ms. Kakes. That's...
808
00:44:39,264 --> 00:44:43,685
And, uh, Nathan, allow me
to introduce Anastasia.
809
00:44:45,228 --> 00:44:46,229
Huge fan.
810
00:44:49,482 --> 00:44:50,858
Oh, my God. You're famous.
811
00:44:50,859 --> 00:44:52,276
[chuckles] So are you.
812
00:44:52,277 --> 00:44:53,987
[chuckles]
813
00:44:58,033 --> 00:44:59,784
Congratulations to your victory.
814
00:45:00,493 --> 00:45:02,037
Oh, yeah. Thank you.
815
00:45:04,915 --> 00:45:05,916
Mmm.
816
00:45:07,083 --> 00:45:08,084
[clears throat]
817
00:45:08,835 --> 00:45:10,502
[knocking]
818
00:45:10,503 --> 00:45:12,547
Come on, Tartt! One
more before dinner!
819
00:45:14,799 --> 00:45:17,510
[breathes heavily]
Let's go, Coach. [pants]
820
00:45:23,016 --> 00:45:24,558
[Gary] That was hard to watch.
821
00:45:24,559 --> 00:45:28,479
Thierry, West Ham's domination today
saw Ted Lasso being totally exposed
822
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,564
by his former
assistant Nate Shelley.
823
00:45:30,565 --> 00:45:33,984
[Thierry] Gary, I love this quote
from a Chinese philosopher, Laozi,
824
00:45:33,985 --> 00:45:36,654
"When the student is ready,
the teacher will appear.
825
00:45:36,655 --> 00:45:40,199
When the student is truly ready,
the teacher will disappear."
826
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,284
The Greyhounds...
827
00:46:01,346 --> 00:46:02,347
[glass thuds on table]
828
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:07,227
[computer line ringing]
829
00:46:08,562 --> 00:46:10,896
[exhales deeply, clears throat]
830
00:46:10,897 --> 00:46:12,065
- [Michelle] Hi, Ted.
- Hey.
831
00:46:12,649 --> 00:46:13,691
Sorry about the match.
832
00:46:13,692 --> 00:46:16,193
No, no. That's all right. It
was a tough one. [chuckles]
833
00:46:16,194 --> 00:46:18,362
Henry's not here right now.
He's at a birthday party,
834
00:46:18,363 --> 00:46:19,446
- but I'll...
- No, that's okay.
835
00:46:19,447 --> 00:46:23,034
I w... I was actually hoping just to chat
with you. You... You... You got a minute?
836
00:46:23,702 --> 00:46:25,786
Sure. Is everything okay?
837
00:46:25,787 --> 00:46:30,082
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh... Well, uh... No.
838
00:46:30,083 --> 00:46:31,626
You know, I... I just, um...
839
00:46:33,044 --> 00:46:35,630
I wanted to say something
real quick. Um...
840
00:46:37,674 --> 00:46:39,259
[stammers] Look, I, uh...
841
00:46:39,759 --> 00:46:44,097
I know that you and I aren't,
you know, together anymore.
842
00:46:44,639 --> 00:46:45,973
A-And... And I respect that.
843
00:46:45,974 --> 00:46:49,019
Okay? I... I do. Um...
844
00:46:52,981 --> 00:46:55,691
But, um... Well, uh, you know,
845
00:46:55,692 --> 00:46:59,195
this whole thing with you and
Dr. Jacob really ticks me off.
846
00:47:01,072 --> 00:47:04,366
And I'm upset that we didn't
ever really get to talk about it
847
00:47:04,367 --> 00:47:06,202
before it all started.
848
00:47:07,954 --> 00:47:08,954
Yeah.
849
00:47:08,955 --> 00:47:13,667
A-And l-look, I understand
that m-me saying all this,
850
00:47:13,668 --> 00:47:17,172
uh, might be the wrong
thing to do, but...
851
00:47:19,382 --> 00:47:22,969
I just feel like
not saying it...
852
00:47:26,389 --> 00:47:28,099
i-i-isn't the, um...
853
00:47:30,018 --> 00:47:31,658
Well, wouldn't be the
right thing either.
854
00:47:35,523 --> 00:47:37,817
'Cause we gotta raise this
little boy together, you know?
855
00:47:40,153 --> 00:47:42,613
We're stuck with each other.
We're gonna share grandkids.
856
00:47:42,614 --> 00:47:43,698
[chuckles]
857
00:47:49,246 --> 00:47:50,830
I love you, Michelle.
858
00:47:53,667 --> 00:47:55,001
And I love Henry.
859
00:47:59,881 --> 00:48:01,801
- And I love our family.
- And I love our family.
860
00:48:03,802 --> 00:48:05,220
No matter what it looks like.
861
00:48:12,227 --> 00:48:13,228
Okay?
862
00:48:16,273 --> 00:48:17,274
Of course.
863
00:48:21,861 --> 00:48:24,239
Well, uh, I'll
talk to y'all soon.
864
00:48:25,198 --> 00:48:27,784
Have a good night. Tell...
Tell Henry I love him.
865
00:48:28,618 --> 00:48:29,661
Good night, Ted.
866
00:48:44,050 --> 00:48:45,385
[sighs]