1 00:00:01,753 --> 00:00:03,046 [doorbell rings] 2 00:00:06,216 --> 00:00:07,801 [ringing continues] 3 00:00:12,264 --> 00:00:13,515 [knocking] 4 00:00:14,808 --> 00:00:17,394 [ringing continues] 5 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:19,729 [knocking continues] 6 00:00:25,902 --> 00:00:29,072 - Fucking hell. [grunts] - [watch beeps] 7 00:00:29,906 --> 00:00:31,198 All right, let's go. 8 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:32,615 It's 4:00 a.m. 9 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:34,743 Yeah. We start at 4:00 a.m. 10 00:00:34,744 --> 00:00:35,953 I thought you were joking. 11 00:00:35,954 --> 00:00:37,204 How is that a joke? 12 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:38,623 'Cause it's 4:00 a.m. 13 00:00:39,624 --> 00:00:42,293 We start at 4:00, so you can do three workouts a day instead of two. 14 00:00:42,294 --> 00:00:46,339 [sighs] Okay, but it's 4:00 a.m. 15 00:00:46,923 --> 00:00:48,633 Do you wanna be better than Zava or not? 16 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:52,762 [sighs] Well, how are we gonna see? It's dark out. 17 00:00:54,764 --> 00:00:56,474 Fucking hell. 18 00:00:56,975 --> 00:00:59,603 Now get dressed. Or I start flicking your balls. 19 00:01:00,854 --> 00:01:01,897 This is perverse. 20 00:01:18,413 --> 00:01:20,123 [sighs] 21 00:01:33,887 --> 00:01:35,764 [chuckles] Whoops. 22 00:01:49,694 --> 00:01:52,572 [sighs] There you go. 23 00:02:00,372 --> 00:02:01,373 [grunts] 24 00:02:06,336 --> 00:02:07,712 Good morning, Sassy Smurf. 25 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,966 - Good morning, Marlboro Man. - [chuckles] 26 00:02:11,967 --> 00:02:14,260 You know, you snored all night. 27 00:02:14,261 --> 00:02:16,637 Hmm. I'm sorry about that. [sighs] 28 00:02:16,638 --> 00:02:18,806 That's all right. It's actually very soothing. 29 00:02:18,807 --> 00:02:20,099 Sounded like the sea. 30 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:22,810 Well, I'm glad you didn't hear any boat horns, 31 00:02:22,811 --> 00:02:25,646 given all the fried yams I ate last night. 32 00:02:25,647 --> 00:02:27,190 [both chuckle] 33 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:29,150 Oh. 34 00:02:30,986 --> 00:02:34,488 Hey, I was thinking. We have a good time together, yeah? 35 00:02:34,489 --> 00:02:37,200 They're called simultaneous orgasms, Ted, yes. 36 00:02:37,909 --> 00:02:39,785 Yeah, well, but I mean 37 00:02:39,786 --> 00:02:43,289 also all the talking and laughing and all that stuff. Yeah? 38 00:02:43,290 --> 00:02:46,543 Sure. Well, apart from all your dreadful puns. 39 00:02:47,419 --> 00:02:48,794 Right. Well, it's tough. 40 00:02:48,795 --> 00:02:51,840 Sometimes I just see 'em there, and I gotta take a swing at 'em, you know? 41 00:02:52,924 --> 00:02:56,011 No, I... Well, what I'm getting at is, um... 42 00:02:58,305 --> 00:03:01,200 - Well, I was just thinking maybe... [inhales deeply] - Well, I was just thinking maybe... [inhales deeply] 43 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:03,351 we could go on an actual date sometime. 44 00:03:04,144 --> 00:03:06,605 You know? You and me, together. [chuckles] 45 00:03:07,647 --> 00:03:08,857 God, no. 46 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,484 Well, I appreciate you taking the time to consider it. 47 00:03:12,485 --> 00:03:14,778 Ted, we can't date. 48 00:03:14,779 --> 00:03:15,780 Why not? 49 00:03:16,573 --> 00:03:19,117 - You're a mess. - I'm a mess? 50 00:03:19,701 --> 00:03:20,743 Course you are. 51 00:03:20,744 --> 00:03:24,204 I'm a mess too, but I'm a mess three years further on than you, 52 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:26,624 so I'm more of a slight disarray. 53 00:03:26,625 --> 00:03:28,834 More like a slight disarray of sunshine, if you ask me. 54 00:03:28,835 --> 00:03:30,252 Oh, God. 55 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:33,881 - Sorry. - Ted, on the day my ex got remarried, 56 00:03:33,882 --> 00:03:36,718 I drank a bottle of red wine through a straw 57 00:03:37,469 --> 00:03:39,929 and told my Uber driver I was in love with him. 58 00:03:39,930 --> 00:03:43,724 Then, when he dropped me home, I puked so much, 59 00:03:43,725 --> 00:03:46,811 my mouth was like an elevator from the goddamn Shining. 60 00:03:47,479 --> 00:03:49,688 Knocked my rating down to a 3.9. 61 00:03:49,689 --> 00:03:51,399 3.9? Ooh. 62 00:03:52,025 --> 00:03:54,194 Fuck you. Why? What's yours? 63 00:03:55,862 --> 00:03:58,240 Oh, God, you're a five, aren't you? 64 00:03:59,199 --> 00:04:01,785 - Course you're a five. How the fuck are you a five? - Course you're a five. How the fuck are you a five? 65 00:04:01,788 --> 00:04:04,745 I don't know. I'm tidy. I say "Please" and "Thank you." 66 00:04:04,746 --> 00:04:06,831 Sometimes I offer to drive if they look tired. 67 00:04:07,332 --> 00:04:10,460 Oh, you are such a mess. 68 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:12,295 [sighs] 69 00:04:13,713 --> 00:04:16,423 Ted, I like our status. 70 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:22,054 Friends with benefits, like Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher. 71 00:04:22,055 --> 00:04:25,266 Oh, no, no, no. I think you're thinking of 2011's other 72 00:04:25,267 --> 00:04:27,435 good-friends-turned-casual-lovers based rom-com. 73 00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:30,980 No Strings Attached. 74 00:04:31,648 --> 00:04:34,692 Friends with Benefits was Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake. 75 00:04:34,693 --> 00:04:38,279 Oh, wow. 2011, friends be fuckin'. 76 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:39,405 Mm-hmm, yeah. 77 00:04:39,406 --> 00:04:42,492 So, let's keep things 2011. Cool and breezy. 78 00:04:42,993 --> 00:04:45,453 - Like an Arab Spring. - [chuckles] Mmm. 79 00:04:47,747 --> 00:04:51,166 [kisses] And good luck against West Ham this weekend. 80 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:52,793 - Mmm. - Fuck Rupert 81 00:04:52,794 --> 00:04:56,089 and that shriveled raisin-pouch he calls a nutsack. 82 00:05:02,679 --> 00:05:05,432 [door opens, closes] 83 00:05:11,855 --> 00:05:13,188 Hello! Here for Flo? 84 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:14,983 - You can jump in, love. - Lovely, thank you. 85 00:05:15,609 --> 00:05:18,861 Ooh, this is nice. Gray seats? Yes, please. 86 00:05:18,862 --> 00:05:20,905 [radio presenter] West Ham. This is the real opportunity 87 00:05:20,906 --> 00:05:22,615 for the Wonder Kid to become the Wonder Man... 88 00:05:22,616 --> 00:05:24,117 [Roy] 101. 89 00:05:25,452 --> 00:05:26,452 100. 90 00:05:26,453 --> 00:05:29,039 - [grunts] - [Roy] Ninety-nine. 91 00:05:29,539 --> 00:05:31,707 [grunts, groans] 92 00:05:31,708 --> 00:05:33,500 [gags, coughs] 93 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,170 Why do you only sleep with a top on? 94 00:05:36,922 --> 00:05:39,049 Because I get cold upstairs and hot downstairs. 95 00:05:39,883 --> 00:05:41,176 Hmm. I get that. 96 00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:44,428 [retches, grunts] 97 00:05:44,429 --> 00:05:45,763 Mornin'. 98 00:05:45,764 --> 00:05:48,099 [theme music playing] 99 00:06:07,911 --> 00:06:10,162 [Rebecca] Oh, listen to what Rupert said in this one. 100 00:06:10,163 --> 00:06:14,083 "I truly look forward to seeing my old club again. 101 00:06:14,084 --> 00:06:16,377 Richmond are top-class." 102 00:06:16,378 --> 00:06:18,921 Ugh, what a soggy, wet piece of shit. 103 00:06:18,922 --> 00:06:20,256 - Thank you. - Mmm. 104 00:06:20,257 --> 00:06:21,340 [door opens] 105 00:06:21,341 --> 00:06:24,844 Right, I'm off to the training ground. Thanks again for the opportunity. 106 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:27,888 Babe, you earned it. 107 00:06:27,889 --> 00:06:31,100 Shandy came up with this super fun Bantr promo. 108 00:06:31,101 --> 00:06:33,227 It uses all the single players on the team. 109 00:06:33,228 --> 00:06:34,478 [Shandy] Yeah. 110 00:06:34,479 --> 00:06:38,567 The anonymous man you're Bantr-ing with could be a professional footballer. 111 00:06:39,526 --> 00:06:41,860 - Mmm? - Oh, that's great. 112 00:06:41,861 --> 00:06:44,655 And that's all the single players, you say? 113 00:06:44,656 --> 00:06:48,742 So, it's, like, Colin and Dani and Sam, et cetera? 114 00:06:48,743 --> 00:06:50,996 Yeah, although I don't think Sam's doing it anymore. 115 00:06:51,955 --> 00:06:54,416 - [mouthing] No. - Mmm. So fun. 116 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,210 - [clears throat] Um, Ms. Jones. - Hello, Barbara. 117 00:06:58,211 --> 00:07:00,171 - All right there, Barbs? - It's "Barbara." 118 00:06:58,295 --> 00:07:00,170 - All right there, Barbs? - It's "Barbara." 119 00:07:00,171 --> 00:07:04,967 Um, if possible, could I get two tickets for the Richmond-West Ham match? 120 00:07:04,968 --> 00:07:07,094 Jack might be coming to London this weekend. 121 00:07:07,095 --> 00:07:08,346 Of course. 122 00:07:09,806 --> 00:07:10,807 Who's Jack? 123 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,641 [chuckles] 124 00:07:12,642 --> 00:07:14,519 - Jack Danvers. - Mmm? 125 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:18,148 The head of the VC that funded your company. 126 00:07:19,274 --> 00:07:20,734 Our boss. 127 00:07:23,361 --> 00:07:27,073 Yes. That Jack. Of course. 128 00:07:27,782 --> 00:07:29,951 - Uh... - That's not a problem, Barbara. 129 00:07:30,702 --> 00:07:32,745 I can let you have some seats in my suite. 130 00:07:32,746 --> 00:07:35,539 Oh. [chuckles] Lovely. 131 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:38,793 Thank you so much, Rebecca. That's so kind of you and so efficient. 132 00:07:41,129 --> 00:07:42,297 [clicks tongue] Keeley. 133 00:07:44,883 --> 00:07:47,969 Thanks, Barbara. [sighs] 134 00:07:48,803 --> 00:07:52,973 So, the one thing we cannot do against West Ham is the False Nine. 135 00:07:52,974 --> 00:07:54,934 - 'Cause that's Nate's shit. - [Coach Beard] Exactly. 136 00:07:54,935 --> 00:07:57,311 So, we decided to go with our classic 4-4-2. 137 00:07:57,312 --> 00:07:59,563 Which is exactly what that prick expects us to do. 138 00:07:59,564 --> 00:08:02,442 So, we do the opposite. Five up front. Full-on attack. 139 00:07:59,648 --> 00:08:02,441 So, we do the opposite. Five up front. Full-on attack. 140 00:08:02,442 --> 00:08:05,986 But Nate knows we're gonna do that, 141 00:08:05,987 --> 00:08:10,033 because Nate knows that we're trying to outthink him by thinking like him. 142 00:08:10,867 --> 00:08:14,828 Well, fuck Nate, fuck thinking and fuck fucking Socrates. 143 00:08:14,829 --> 00:08:17,164 So, we gotta stop thinking like Nate and start thinking 144 00:08:17,165 --> 00:08:19,959 like Nate would think we would think if Nate were thinking like us, 145 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:22,127 and then do the last thing that Nate thinking like us 146 00:08:22,128 --> 00:08:25,215 thinking like Nate thinking like us would ever expect us to do. 147 00:08:26,132 --> 00:08:30,719 Have Zava drop back and play Nate's False Nine. 148 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,013 Voi-fucking-là. 149 00:08:33,139 --> 00:08:34,264 Brilliant. 150 00:08:34,265 --> 00:08:36,517 - Ah, it's mostly Beard's idea. - Nah, it was a group effort. 151 00:08:36,518 --> 00:08:37,643 I do have one question. 152 00:08:37,644 --> 00:08:39,020 - Of course. - Who fucking cares? 153 00:08:40,313 --> 00:08:41,856 Do you think Zava'll do it? 154 00:08:48,780 --> 00:08:49,906 Fuck! 155 00:08:51,616 --> 00:08:53,200 - Good mornin'. - Hey. 156 00:08:53,201 --> 00:08:55,077 - [Roy sighs, groans] - Oh. Oh. 157 00:08:55,078 --> 00:08:57,913 - Uh-oh, what's wrong? - Roy doesn't think we can beat Nate. 158 00:08:57,914 --> 00:09:01,710 - Higgins doesn't think so either! - [gasps] Beard said it to me first. 159 00:08:57,998 --> 00:09:01,709 - Higgins doesn't think so either! - [gasps] Beard said it to me first. 160 00:09:01,710 --> 00:09:04,837 - You throw me under the bus? How dare... - You walked in here this morning... 161 00:09:04,838 --> 00:09:08,299 - Oh, you're gonna sell me out? - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. 162 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:11,135 Y'all pointin' more fingers than Ganesha givin' directions. 163 00:09:11,136 --> 00:09:14,639 Now look, you fellas need to calm down and just kiss. 164 00:09:17,267 --> 00:09:18,268 He's right. 165 00:09:20,395 --> 00:09:21,729 Keep it simple, smartypants. 166 00:09:21,730 --> 00:09:24,357 - [groans] - An answer will show up. Don't worry. 167 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:29,446 But until it does, here's a question for y'all: Am I a mess? 168 00:09:31,489 --> 00:09:34,491 [stammers] Sassy ended up spending the night last night and, uh... 169 00:09:34,492 --> 00:09:36,869 - [Coach Beard, Higgins] Ooh. - No, no, no, hush your butts. 170 00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:38,329 That ain't the headline. 171 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:40,497 Well, I asked her out on a proper date this morning. 172 00:09:40,498 --> 00:09:44,710 She turned me down cold. She said I was... And I quote... "a mess." [sighs] 173 00:09:44,711 --> 00:09:48,047 - Ooh. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 174 00:09:48,048 --> 00:09:51,425 Sounds like a case for the Diamond Dogs! 175 00:09:51,426 --> 00:09:52,885 Release the hounds. [howling] 176 00:09:52,886 --> 00:09:55,095 Yeah, here we go! Let's do it. 177 00:09:55,096 --> 00:09:58,308 [howling, barking] 178 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:00,936 - Fuck's sakes. - Fuck's sakes. 179 00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:05,148 [howling, barking continues] 180 00:10:05,941 --> 00:10:06,941 Yes. 181 00:10:07,859 --> 00:10:09,693 - "Yes" what? - Yes, you're a mess. 182 00:10:09,694 --> 00:10:11,528 Okay. Expound. 183 00:10:11,529 --> 00:10:12,738 We're playing Nate this week, 184 00:10:12,739 --> 00:10:14,419 and you're acting like it's not a big deal. 185 00:10:15,242 --> 00:10:16,909 Nothing's different. He didn't hurt you. 186 00:10:16,910 --> 00:10:18,869 Hey, look, we ain't talking about Nate right now. 187 00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:21,956 I'm asking you if you think I'm a mess. All right? 188 00:10:21,957 --> 00:10:23,123 Higgy pie, what do you think? 189 00:10:23,124 --> 00:10:26,961 I think I don't understand how you're not pissed off with Nate. 190 00:10:26,962 --> 00:10:28,254 [groans] 191 00:10:28,255 --> 00:10:30,756 We have a saying in Co-Dependents Anonymous. 192 00:10:30,757 --> 00:10:31,757 Y... What? 193 00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:33,425 Uh, Jane makes me go with her. 194 00:10:33,426 --> 00:10:34,802 - Oh. - Oh, yeah. 195 00:10:34,803 --> 00:10:36,929 [sighs] Pain is like carbon monoxide. 196 00:10:36,930 --> 00:10:40,933 [sighs] Expressing it to the person who hurt you is like opening a vent, 197 00:10:40,934 --> 00:10:43,227 but holding it in will poison you. 198 00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:46,814 [whistles] I like that. But Nate didn't hurt me. 199 00:10:46,815 --> 00:10:47,983 Bullshit! 200 00:10:49,818 --> 00:10:52,111 Oh, Roy, did you wanna get in on this Diamond Dog situation? 201 00:10:52,112 --> 00:10:54,780 - Hey, Roy! [kissing] Hey, Roy. - [Coach Beard] Hey, Roy. Here, Roy. 202 00:10:54,781 --> 00:10:56,949 - [barking] - Here, Roy. Come here, Roy. 203 00:10:56,950 --> 00:10:58,993 La, la, la, la, la! 204 00:10:58,994 --> 00:11:03,039 So, the match of the week is clearly Richmond and West Ham. 205 00:10:59,077 --> 00:11:03,038 So, the match of the week is clearly Richmond and West Ham. 206 00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:05,833 Now, it's been a strong start to the season for both of these teams, 207 00:11:05,834 --> 00:11:09,044 but I think the Hammers are favorites, going into the London derby, 208 00:11:09,045 --> 00:11:12,548 based on the tactical acumen of the Wonder Kid, Nathan Shelley. 209 00:11:12,549 --> 00:11:14,592 - [boos] - [all groan] 210 00:11:14,593 --> 00:11:17,303 Yeah, Shelley is brilliant, there's no doubt about that, 211 00:11:17,304 --> 00:11:20,931 but Zava, he is a genius. I like the Greyhounds for this one. 212 00:11:20,932 --> 00:11:22,308 - [players cheer] - That's my guy! 213 00:11:22,309 --> 00:11:24,268 No, you can't have him. He's mine. 214 00:11:24,269 --> 00:11:26,604 [players chuckle] 215 00:11:26,605 --> 00:11:29,106 - Let's move on, shall we, to Sunday's... - [Thierry] Hey, look. Guys, guys. 216 00:11:29,107 --> 00:11:30,274 Who cares, right? 217 00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:31,483 [players chattering] 218 00:11:31,484 --> 00:11:33,360 Now come on, we've got work to do. Let's go. 219 00:11:33,361 --> 00:11:35,363 - [players chattering] - [Zava] He is correct. 220 00:11:38,033 --> 00:11:42,662 We must ignore these talking faces. Even when they are in our favor. 221 00:11:43,204 --> 00:11:44,705 Thank you, "Zorro." 222 00:11:44,706 --> 00:11:48,293 Oh, exactly, but it's, uh... It's actually pronounced, uh, "Zoreaux." 223 00:11:51,838 --> 00:11:52,839 Why? 224 00:11:54,966 --> 00:11:57,510 I don't know. Because that's how my parents say it, I guess? 225 00:11:59,179 --> 00:12:01,640 My friend, you can be whoever you want to be. 226 00:12:01,641 --> 00:12:04,100 My friend, you can be whoever you want to be. 227 00:12:05,518 --> 00:12:09,731 I let all of my children name themselves once they reach the age of seven. 228 00:12:11,524 --> 00:12:14,027 That is why my eldest is called "Smingus Dingus." 229 00:12:15,153 --> 00:12:16,029 Mmm. 230 00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:19,366 Dream big, and you may never wake up. 231 00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:25,037 Thank you. 232 00:12:25,038 --> 00:12:26,455 Jesus. 233 00:12:26,456 --> 00:12:30,668 I can't believe I'm about to say this, but hey, lads, I agree with Zava. 234 00:12:30,669 --> 00:12:33,796 Yes, it's a big fucking game, but we've just gotta focus, do what we do, 235 00:12:33,797 --> 00:12:35,506 - do you know what I mean? - Yeah. He's right. 236 00:12:35,507 --> 00:12:36,716 And don't forget, yeah? 237 00:12:40,804 --> 00:12:44,014 - Believe in "Believe." - Yes. 238 00:12:44,015 --> 00:12:45,976 - [gasping] Whoa! - Whoa! What the... 239 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,810 What? 240 00:12:47,811 --> 00:12:49,938 - [clicks tongue] Oh, shit. - What? 241 00:12:51,439 --> 00:12:52,482 Oh. 242 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,653 - Why the fuck did you do that? - I was just checking 243 00:12:57,654 --> 00:12:59,614 if I acquired the ability to chop things in half. 244 00:13:00,115 --> 00:13:01,155 Yeah, and what if you had? 245 00:13:02,993 --> 00:13:04,786 Sorry, bruv. I didn't think it through. 246 00:13:05,287 --> 00:13:06,288 [stammers] 247 00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:09,915 Fellas. Someone ripped this in half. 248 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:11,459 What the fuck? What? 249 00:13:12,335 --> 00:13:13,335 [player] What the fuck? 250 00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:15,422 - [all chattering] - [player] You're joking. 251 00:13:18,425 --> 00:13:19,425 [player] What the fuck? 252 00:13:19,426 --> 00:13:21,511 [Greek music playing] 253 00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:43,992 Oh, hello... 254 00:13:44,784 --> 00:13:46,036 Jade. 255 00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:49,581 Nathan. 256 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:52,584 Shelley. 257 00:13:54,586 --> 00:13:56,045 Lovely to see you again. [chuckles] 258 00:13:56,046 --> 00:13:57,339 Okay. 259 00:13:58,715 --> 00:14:01,569 - [smacks lips] Sorry I've not been around much. [chuckles] - [smacks lips] Sorry I've not been around much. [chuckles] 260 00:14:01,593 --> 00:14:02,718 You haven't? 261 00:14:02,719 --> 00:14:06,764 No. No, I've been, uh, really busy with, uh... with my new job. 262 00:14:06,765 --> 00:14:11,519 Big, big new job just keeping me... [groans] ...very busy. 263 00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:15,148 Sounds silly. Maybe you should quit your big new busy job. 264 00:14:17,525 --> 00:14:19,735 Anyway, uh, just here to pick up my takeaway. 265 00:14:19,736 --> 00:14:21,987 I bought lunch for my whole staff. 266 00:14:21,988 --> 00:14:24,428 Apart from the trainers, 'cause they eat like cows. [chuckles] 267 00:14:25,492 --> 00:14:28,202 Sorry, that sounds, um... No, they're love... I mean, they're lovely people. 268 00:14:28,203 --> 00:14:29,996 They're just vegetarians. [chuckles] 269 00:14:34,251 --> 00:14:35,794 No way. 270 00:14:36,545 --> 00:14:41,507 Look who's here. No fucking way! [laughs] 271 00:14:41,508 --> 00:14:42,716 Do you know who this is? 272 00:14:42,717 --> 00:14:43,884 Mmm. Jason Jelly. 273 00:14:43,885 --> 00:14:45,928 - [manager] That's right. - No, "Nathan Shelley." 274 00:14:45,929 --> 00:14:47,930 - Mmm. - That's right, Nathan Shelley, 275 00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:50,933 manager of West Ham United, in my restaurant! 276 00:14:50,934 --> 00:14:53,811 - [laughs] Big week, my guy. - Yep. 277 00:14:53,812 --> 00:14:57,856 Big fucking week. [inhales sharply] I'm Derek. I'm the manager here. 278 00:14:57,857 --> 00:15:00,402 [clears throat] Anything you need, you got it. 279 00:14:57,941 --> 00:15:00,402 [clears throat] Anything you need, you got it. 280 00:15:01,069 --> 00:15:04,029 - Okay. - From one manager to another. [chuckles] 281 00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:05,906 Yeah, well, it's not... Not quite the same, but... 282 00:15:05,907 --> 00:15:08,534 [chuckles] Facing your team this week. 283 00:15:08,535 --> 00:15:11,328 - [huffs] That's gotta be hard-core, right? - Mmm. 284 00:15:11,329 --> 00:15:13,872 I mean, you talked a lot of shit about them in the press. [chuckles] 285 00:15:13,873 --> 00:15:17,835 - Didn't ya? I loved it. [chuckles] - Sorry, can I, um... can I pay? 286 00:15:17,836 --> 00:15:24,633 [stammers] No. No. No, no, no, no. This is on me, okay? On me. Understand? 287 00:15:24,634 --> 00:15:27,678 This man's money is no good here. [laughs] 288 00:15:27,679 --> 00:15:31,223 Never charge. Except for booze. Gotta charge for booze. 289 00:15:31,224 --> 00:15:32,933 I didn't order any booze. It's 12:30. 290 00:15:32,934 --> 00:15:36,145 [laughs] Knock 'em dead. 291 00:15:36,146 --> 00:15:40,316 - Mmm. - Go Hammers! [chuckling] 292 00:15:40,317 --> 00:15:41,400 No way. 293 00:15:41,401 --> 00:15:45,113 Oi, oi, oi. Do you know who this is? [chuckles] 294 00:15:49,659 --> 00:15:50,827 All right, okay. Bye. 295 00:16:05,592 --> 00:16:06,634 [Shandy] And cut! 296 00:16:06,635 --> 00:16:08,594 Lovely, Colin. Thank you. 297 00:16:08,595 --> 00:16:11,388 All right. [inhales deeply] Okay, Dani, you're up. 298 00:16:11,389 --> 00:16:12,932 [chattering] 299 00:16:12,933 --> 00:16:13,892 I'm very nervous. 300 00:16:13,893 --> 00:16:15,768 Oh, no, no. Don't be nervous. Look, just sit here. 301 00:16:15,769 --> 00:16:16,894 - Mm-hmm. - Look into the camera 302 00:16:16,895 --> 00:16:18,896 and pretend you're talking to an old friend. 303 00:16:18,897 --> 00:16:20,231 My oldest friend is Javiar. 304 00:16:20,232 --> 00:16:22,733 Great. How long have you known Javiar? 305 00:16:22,734 --> 00:16:26,321 Only a couple of months, but he turns 108 years old next week. 306 00:16:27,781 --> 00:16:29,658 - Perfect. - [chuckles] Yeah. 307 00:16:30,742 --> 00:16:31,868 Final checks. 308 00:16:33,745 --> 00:16:34,746 Thank you. 309 00:16:36,957 --> 00:16:38,165 - [crew member] Hello, Keeley. - Hi. 310 00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:41,961 Yeah. Just scoot to your left a little bit. 311 00:16:41,962 --> 00:16:45,215 Yeah, that's it. Okay, off you go, Dani. 312 00:16:45,799 --> 00:16:49,803 You may not know who I am, but I think the most beautiful parts of a woman 313 00:16:50,554 --> 00:16:51,845 are her flaws. 314 00:16:51,846 --> 00:16:55,849 - Hmm. - And cut! Thank you, Dani. Next! 315 00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:56,935 Okay. 316 00:16:57,477 --> 00:17:00,814 - [gasps, screams] - [exclaims, laughs] - [gasps, screams] - [exclaims, laughs] 317 00:17:00,817 --> 00:17:02,731 - Brought you coffee. - Yeah. 318 00:17:02,732 --> 00:17:04,942 - How's it going? - Oh, my God. This is great. 319 00:17:04,943 --> 00:17:06,276 - Yeah? - They're great. 320 00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:08,571 I just... I love being the boss. 321 00:17:08,572 --> 00:17:10,656 - Cheers to that. Yeah. - Cheers to that. 322 00:17:10,657 --> 00:17:12,032 Uh, you ready, Zoreaux? 323 00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:14,703 Oh, uh, yeah, but I actually go by "Van Damme" now. 324 00:17:15,328 --> 00:17:17,747 Okay, great. Action, Van Damme. 325 00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:20,707 You don't know who I am, 326 00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,419 but I'm looking for someone who likes short walks on the beach, 327 00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:27,007 so we can spend more time, you know... 328 00:17:27,549 --> 00:17:29,551 [snickering] 329 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:33,762 And cut. 330 00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:36,557 Great, thanks, Van Damme. Next! 331 00:17:36,558 --> 00:17:38,017 [chattering] 332 00:17:38,018 --> 00:17:40,060 - Van Damme? - Yeah. It's my new name. 333 00:17:40,061 --> 00:17:42,272 Oh, cool. Why? 334 00:17:42,856 --> 00:17:44,148 Because I love Jean-Claude Van Damme, 335 00:17:44,149 --> 00:17:46,192 and Zava told me I should be whoever I wanna be. 336 00:17:47,444 --> 00:17:49,653 - Okay, yeah. Cool. - All right, Van Damme. 337 00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:51,364 - All right, boys. - Take it easy. 338 00:17:52,699 --> 00:17:55,159 - [Shandy] He's so fucking hot. - [chuckles] 339 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,535 What's his story? 340 00:17:56,536 --> 00:17:58,997 Jamie? Oh, he's so cocky. 341 00:18:00,457 --> 00:18:02,417 But I guess you have to be at this level. 342 00:18:03,376 --> 00:18:04,793 But he only thinks about himself. 343 00:18:04,794 --> 00:18:07,087 [speaks indistinctly] 344 00:18:07,088 --> 00:18:08,547 At least, he used to. 345 00:18:08,548 --> 00:18:11,091 [Jamie] Joking. No. [speaking indistinctly] 346 00:18:11,092 --> 00:18:14,511 But he's not accountable for his actions and what they do to others. 347 00:18:14,512 --> 00:18:15,596 [speaks indistinctly] 348 00:18:15,597 --> 00:18:19,434 Except he is getting better at making apologies. 349 00:18:21,478 --> 00:18:23,730 Still, he only thinks with his dick. 350 00:18:25,232 --> 00:18:29,152 And yet, I don't think he's seen anyone in ages. 351 00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:33,698 [inhales deeply] I just wanna know if I can bang him, babe. 352 00:18:35,408 --> 00:18:39,079 Oh. [chuckles] I don't know. 353 00:18:39,663 --> 00:18:41,622 You should probably ask him, it's his dick. [chuckles] 354 00:18:41,623 --> 00:18:43,959 Cool. Off you go, Jamie. 355 00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:48,254 [engine revs] 356 00:18:48,255 --> 00:18:50,590 [chattering] 357 00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:53,884 Oh, what are y'all still doing here? 358 00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:55,886 Coach, you're gonna wanna watch this. [sighs] 359 00:18:55,887 --> 00:18:57,179 Ooh, is it one of them videos 360 00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:59,348 of a military parent coming home after a long tour? 361 00:18:59,349 --> 00:19:01,643 'Cause if so, I'm gonna be eating tears and snot for dinner. 362 00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:01,642 'Cause if so, I'm gonna be eating tears and snot for dinner. 363 00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:03,353 - Not quite. - Hmm. 364 00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:26,041 [Roy chuckles] 365 00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:27,711 [chuckles] 366 00:19:40,181 --> 00:19:41,181 [Coach Beard sighs] 367 00:19:45,937 --> 00:19:46,938 [Roy] Here we go. 368 00:19:48,398 --> 00:19:49,399 [Ted groans] 369 00:19:52,527 --> 00:19:53,527 [groans] 370 00:19:55,196 --> 00:19:56,780 Where'd this come from? 371 00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:59,408 This fucking legend thought to pull the security footage 372 00:19:59,409 --> 00:20:00,911 when we told him about the sign. 373 00:19:59,492 --> 00:20:00,910 When we told him about the sign. 374 00:20:00,911 --> 00:20:02,703 I guess you can take the boy out of journalism 375 00:20:02,704 --> 00:20:04,371 but you can't take journalism out of the boy. 376 00:20:04,372 --> 00:20:06,415 Right, you fucking ruined it now. The point is, 377 00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:08,919 the answer we were looking for has arrived. 378 00:20:09,502 --> 00:20:10,669 What are you talking about? 379 00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:14,090 A video like this could motivate a team, perhaps. 380 00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:15,759 Mm-hmm. 381 00:20:17,761 --> 00:20:19,054 Thank you for your help, Trent. 382 00:20:19,554 --> 00:20:21,848 May a young Robert Redford portray you in a film someday. 383 00:20:22,432 --> 00:20:23,641 - Probably Dustin Hoffman. - Mm-hmm. 384 00:20:23,642 --> 00:20:25,122 - [chuckles] Good night. - Good night. 385 00:20:26,436 --> 00:20:28,313 Go home, guys. Get some sleep. 386 00:20:29,648 --> 00:20:30,856 - Okay. - [Ted] Mm-hmm. 387 00:20:30,857 --> 00:20:32,608 - Good night, Ted. Night, Beard. - Good night. 388 00:20:32,609 --> 00:20:33,693 Night, Coach. 389 00:20:35,403 --> 00:20:37,280 [sighs] 390 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,910 - Uh, Coach. - Mmm. 391 00:20:42,911 --> 00:20:46,080 I was thinking about your Sassy situation. 392 00:20:46,081 --> 00:20:47,207 Oh, yeah. 393 00:20:47,707 --> 00:20:49,166 Jane's sister is in town. 394 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:51,253 - No, thank you, Coach. - That's the right answer. 395 00:20:55,674 --> 00:20:56,675 [door closes] 396 00:21:10,939 --> 00:21:13,149 Burning the midnight oil, I see. 397 00:21:14,234 --> 00:21:17,404 Uh, yeah. Sorry for the smell. [chuckles] 398 00:21:18,822 --> 00:21:20,531 The oil burning. [stammers] 399 00:21:20,532 --> 00:21:22,575 Oh. [chuckles] 400 00:21:22,576 --> 00:21:25,495 So, you're feeling confident about this weekend? 401 00:21:26,162 --> 00:21:28,748 Yeah. Yeah, no, I think so. Um... 402 00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:33,253 Yeah, no. Go... Yeah. We're gonna destroy, right? [chuckles] 403 00:21:34,045 --> 00:21:35,254 Good. 404 00:21:35,255 --> 00:21:37,465 No, it's j... Um... It's just, I... 405 00:21:39,718 --> 00:21:41,928 I just haven't seen Ted since I left and, uh... 406 00:21:43,930 --> 00:21:46,057 We didn't leave on the best of terms and... 407 00:21:47,809 --> 00:21:50,060 I feel like I owe him an apology or something. 408 00:21:50,061 --> 00:21:52,355 You did what was best for you. 409 00:21:52,939 --> 00:21:54,356 What were you meant to do? 410 00:21:54,357 --> 00:21:57,067 Hang around, supporting Ted for the rest of your life? 411 00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:58,653 I don't think so. 412 00:22:01,281 --> 00:22:02,282 [chuckles] 413 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,954 You've done nothing wrong, Nathan, I promise you. 414 00:22:09,915 --> 00:22:11,583 You earned this job. 415 00:22:14,628 --> 00:22:16,587 Well, so what do I say when I see him? 416 00:22:16,588 --> 00:22:19,799 [chuckles] You say nothing, apart from "hello." 417 00:22:21,134 --> 00:22:23,553 You look him in the eye. You shake his hand. 418 00:22:25,096 --> 00:22:26,806 And then you beat him. 419 00:22:29,226 --> 00:22:30,893 And then we go and celebrate. 420 00:22:30,894 --> 00:22:33,230 [scoffs] Okay. 421 00:22:33,897 --> 00:22:34,897 Good night, Nathan. 422 00:22:37,943 --> 00:22:41,029 Good night, Rupert. Thank you. 423 00:22:42,489 --> 00:22:43,615 Mr. Mannion. 424 00:23:26,533 --> 00:23:27,534 [scoffs] 425 00:23:33,748 --> 00:23:34,749 Hey. 426 00:23:35,417 --> 00:23:37,084 Working late? Or hardly working? 427 00:23:37,085 --> 00:23:39,336 Well, I don't think that's how the joke goes. [chuckles] 428 00:23:39,337 --> 00:23:40,547 What joke? 429 00:23:41,631 --> 00:23:42,841 Never mind. What's up? 430 00:23:43,592 --> 00:23:44,593 [sighs] 431 00:23:46,094 --> 00:23:47,679 I really want to win this one. 432 00:23:48,972 --> 00:23:50,056 I know. 433 00:23:57,397 --> 00:23:58,565 Everything okay? 434 00:24:05,030 --> 00:24:06,280 Am I a mess? 435 00:24:06,281 --> 00:24:07,865 Of course you are. That's why we get along. 436 00:24:07,866 --> 00:24:09,451 [both chuckle] 437 00:24:11,369 --> 00:24:16,416 And I wish I could tell you to ignore Sass, but she's usually right. 438 00:24:17,167 --> 00:24:20,962 [clicks tongue] So, Sassy already told you about the... Of course. Girl talk. 439 00:24:21,630 --> 00:24:22,630 Girl talk. 440 00:24:22,631 --> 00:24:25,716 Mm-hmm. [sighs] Hmm. 441 00:24:25,717 --> 00:24:28,261 So, is everything all right? 442 00:24:30,055 --> 00:24:31,055 Yeah, I'm good. 443 00:24:31,056 --> 00:24:32,182 Oklahoma? 444 00:24:37,354 --> 00:24:38,355 [grunts] 445 00:24:40,357 --> 00:24:42,025 I'm a work in "progmess." 446 00:24:45,445 --> 00:24:47,530 [chuckles] 447 00:24:48,114 --> 00:24:49,115 Good night, Ted. 448 00:24:53,161 --> 00:24:54,371 You already won, you know? 449 00:24:56,957 --> 00:24:58,500 You got that turkey out of your life. 450 00:25:00,752 --> 00:25:01,753 [sighs] 451 00:25:02,921 --> 00:25:03,922 Beat them. 452 00:25:07,259 --> 00:25:08,343 Good night, boss. 453 00:25:16,685 --> 00:25:17,769 [sighs] 454 00:25:18,812 --> 00:25:20,564 [crowd chattering] 455 00:25:25,277 --> 00:25:27,988 - [camera shutters clicking] - [reporters clamoring] 456 00:25:45,338 --> 00:25:47,340 [reporters] Oh! 457 00:25:49,134 --> 00:25:51,136 [reporters cheering] 458 00:25:54,973 --> 00:25:56,932 Oi, do I look all right? 459 00:25:56,933 --> 00:25:58,642 Of course you do. Why? 460 00:25:58,643 --> 00:26:00,061 Well, if Jack actually shows up, 461 00:25:58,727 --> 00:26:00,060 Well, if Jack actually shows up, 462 00:26:00,061 --> 00:26:03,314 I want him to think that I look mysterious and powerful. 463 00:26:03,315 --> 00:26:04,732 Dynamic, you know? 464 00:26:04,733 --> 00:26:09,613 - All of that. - You are mysterious, powerful and dynamic. 465 00:26:11,364 --> 00:26:14,200 Ooh. Shit, I'm nervous. 466 00:26:15,869 --> 00:26:17,871 I think I need to go and reapply my lip liner. 467 00:26:19,998 --> 00:26:21,833 - I'll see you upstairs in the suite. - Yep. 468 00:26:24,169 --> 00:26:25,336 [Rebecca chuckles] 469 00:26:25,337 --> 00:26:27,087 Hey, Rebecca! 470 00:26:27,088 --> 00:26:29,633 - Rupert. - Wonderful to see you. 471 00:26:30,425 --> 00:26:33,261 - Bex. Love the new hair. - Hi. 472 00:26:33,845 --> 00:26:35,054 I haven't changed my hair. 473 00:26:35,055 --> 00:26:37,181 Nor should you. It's perfection. 474 00:26:37,182 --> 00:26:38,599 [chuckles] 475 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,184 So, how's the little one? 476 00:26:40,185 --> 00:26:44,313 Oh, yeah, Diane. She's already walking. Can you believe that? 477 00:26:44,314 --> 00:26:47,233 Yeah. Drooling and pooing around the house. 478 00:26:47,234 --> 00:26:48,944 [chuckles] Takes after her father. 479 00:26:49,819 --> 00:26:54,156 - [laughing] - Well. Hey, take it easy on us today. 480 00:26:54,157 --> 00:26:56,409 Aah. No promises. 481 00:26:59,621 --> 00:27:01,122 - [sighs] - [sighs] 482 00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,168 [sighs] 483 00:27:08,296 --> 00:27:12,175 [gasps] Oh, shit. [sighs] 484 00:27:21,434 --> 00:27:22,518 Excuse me. 485 00:27:22,519 --> 00:27:25,021 I've got a bit of a situation here. 486 00:27:28,692 --> 00:27:31,861 Oh, thank you. But it's actually not that. 487 00:27:34,573 --> 00:27:36,574 [gasps] You're a lifesaver! 488 00:27:36,575 --> 00:27:39,326 - [chuckles] - Usually I'm like clockwork, 489 00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:42,080 but because I've been so stressed, I've come on early. 490 00:27:43,498 --> 00:27:46,417 Oh, I'm so happy that it's a super and not a skinny. 491 00:27:46,418 --> 00:27:48,168 Who are those even for? 492 00:27:48,169 --> 00:27:52,298 It's not like my vagina is on a diet, I'm on my fucking period. [chuckles] 493 00:27:52,299 --> 00:27:53,299 [toilet flushes] 494 00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:54,925 Oi, thanks for helping me. 495 00:27:54,926 --> 00:27:56,427 And I love your shoes! 496 00:27:56,428 --> 00:27:58,095 Ah, yeah. [chuckles] Thanks. 497 00:27:58,096 --> 00:27:59,452 - Pay it forward. - Yeah. 498 00:27:59,453 --> 00:28:00,723 - Pay it forward. - Yeah. 499 00:28:00,724 --> 00:28:01,808 [elevator bell dings] 500 00:28:05,937 --> 00:28:08,355 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Sorry. 501 00:28:08,356 --> 00:28:09,441 Excuse me. 502 00:28:11,818 --> 00:28:12,819 Hi. 503 00:28:14,821 --> 00:28:16,572 - Boy, you're tall. - [chuckles] 504 00:28:16,573 --> 00:28:19,074 Is your dad a tree or something? [chuckles] 505 00:28:19,075 --> 00:28:21,577 No, I'm screwing around. [sighs] 506 00:28:21,578 --> 00:28:23,829 Hey, speaking of trees, who are y'all rooting for today? 507 00:28:23,830 --> 00:28:24,956 [all] West Ham. 508 00:28:25,457 --> 00:28:28,043 - Yeah, no, that makes sense. Yeah. - [elevator bell dings] 509 00:28:33,381 --> 00:28:36,342 Go ahead. Yeah. Going down one more floor. 510 00:28:36,343 --> 00:28:38,595 - Thank you. - Yeah, of course. 511 00:28:39,971 --> 00:28:41,139 Best of luck out there. 512 00:28:57,614 --> 00:28:59,199 Hey, Nate. That you? 513 00:29:00,533 --> 00:29:02,701 Oh. Hi. I didn't see you there. 514 00:29:02,702 --> 00:29:05,997 - Oh, that's okay. How you been, man? - Yeah, okay. 515 00:29:06,498 --> 00:29:08,500 Yeah. Good. Good. 516 00:29:09,542 --> 00:29:11,253 - [chuckles] - [sighs] 517 00:29:14,339 --> 00:29:15,340 Listen, Ted. 518 00:29:16,341 --> 00:29:18,592 - I... I just wanna say that... - [elevator bell dings] 519 00:29:18,593 --> 00:29:19,718 the way I left... 520 00:29:19,719 --> 00:29:23,014 Nathan. There you are. 521 00:29:24,307 --> 00:29:25,308 Yeah. 522 00:29:31,982 --> 00:29:33,441 Hey, Rupert. 523 00:29:34,150 --> 00:29:36,528 - Ted. - Nice to see you again. 524 00:29:37,195 --> 00:29:38,989 [chuckles] Good luck. 525 00:29:41,950 --> 00:29:42,993 [door closes] 526 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,870 - [Barbara] Keeley? Yeah. [laughs] - [Rebecca] She's absolutely fantastic. 527 00:29:46,871 --> 00:29:49,039 - Oh, here she is now. - [Rebecca] Ah. 528 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,626 - Hey. Hey. Yeah. - Um, Keeley? This is Jack Danvers. 529 00:29:52,627 --> 00:29:53,837 Hello. 530 00:29:55,046 --> 00:29:57,173 I believe you have something of mine. 531 00:29:59,426 --> 00:30:00,573 Oh, fuck. You're Jack? 532 00:30:00,574 --> 00:30:01,719 Oh, fuck. You're Jack? 533 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,012 [chuckles] 534 00:30:03,013 --> 00:30:05,097 Ooh, this is a bit embarrassing. 535 00:30:05,098 --> 00:30:07,933 - No. - Yeah. We all thought you were a man. 536 00:30:07,934 --> 00:30:09,810 Yeah, that too. [chuckles] 537 00:30:09,811 --> 00:30:11,520 Oh, it's like that old riddle. 538 00:30:11,521 --> 00:30:13,981 - What riddle? - You know, always a tricky one, this one. 539 00:30:13,982 --> 00:30:15,608 A father and son are in a car wreck. 540 00:30:15,609 --> 00:30:19,445 Dad dies instantly, the son is rushed to an emergency room. 541 00:30:19,446 --> 00:30:21,488 A surgeon walks in and says, 542 00:30:21,489 --> 00:30:24,283 "I can't operate on this boy. He's my son." 543 00:30:24,284 --> 00:30:25,826 [whispers] How is it possible? 544 00:30:25,827 --> 00:30:28,162 - [gasps] Because she's a woman. - She's gay. 545 00:30:28,163 --> 00:30:30,206 - Sperm donor. - He lives in a simulation? 546 00:30:30,874 --> 00:30:33,752 Right. Yeah, I guess that's a bit dated now. 547 00:30:34,336 --> 00:30:37,630 Um, so, I assume "Jack" is short for "Jacqueline," right? 548 00:30:37,631 --> 00:30:39,549 No. It's short for my father wanted a boy. 549 00:30:40,508 --> 00:30:41,592 [Shandy chuckles] 550 00:30:41,593 --> 00:30:45,763 I'm gonna go and sit down now, outside. Now. 551 00:30:45,764 --> 00:30:48,057 [chuckles] Jack, welcome. 552 00:30:48,058 --> 00:30:50,643 We are not allowed to take drinks to our seats. 553 00:30:50,644 --> 00:30:53,020 So if you want to get plastered, we should probably do that now. 554 00:30:53,021 --> 00:30:55,315 - Mmm. Okay. - [laughing] 555 00:30:55,899 --> 00:30:57,608 Well, after you. 556 00:30:57,609 --> 00:31:00,320 [Barbara continues laughing] 557 00:30:57,692 --> 00:31:00,319 [Barbara continues laughing] 558 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:03,114 Ah, you're so funny, Rebecca. [chuckles] 559 00:31:04,157 --> 00:31:07,285 [exhales heavily] Barbara's obsessed with Rebecca. 560 00:31:08,203 --> 00:31:11,373 I hope she doesn't try and kill her and wear her skin as a suit. 561 00:31:15,961 --> 00:31:17,294 What the fuck? 562 00:31:17,295 --> 00:31:19,755 - Cheers. It's gonna be a good day. - [door bell jingles] 563 00:31:19,756 --> 00:31:21,799 - All right, Baz. - Oi! 564 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,883 [door bell jingles] 565 00:31:22,884 --> 00:31:25,136 This is a Richmond pub. 566 00:31:26,221 --> 00:31:27,847 It's all right, Mae. He's with me. 567 00:31:32,686 --> 00:31:34,271 Get the fuck out! 568 00:31:36,648 --> 00:31:38,650 [all laughing] 569 00:31:39,568 --> 00:31:40,901 [patron] Come on, Richmond! 570 00:31:40,902 --> 00:31:43,654 [all] Come on, Richmond! Come on, Richmond! 571 00:31:43,655 --> 00:31:45,489 [Arlo] It's a full house for today's battle 572 00:31:45,490 --> 00:31:49,493 between West Ham United and Zava's AFC Richmond. 573 00:31:49,494 --> 00:31:53,163 A win would take either team to the top spot in the table, 574 00:31:53,164 --> 00:31:56,293 knocking mighty Manchester City off number one. 575 00:31:56,835 --> 00:31:59,003 Should be a tight match, Chris. Any predictions? 576 00:31:59,004 --> 00:32:00,881 I stopped making predictions, Arlo. 577 00:31:59,087 --> 00:32:00,880 I stopped making predictions, Arlo. 578 00:32:00,881 --> 00:32:02,298 Because I was never wrong. 579 00:32:02,299 --> 00:32:05,634 Got to the point I was worried I was the one making things happen. 580 00:32:05,635 --> 00:32:07,052 Well, that's interesting. 581 00:32:07,053 --> 00:32:08,220 I knew you'd say that. 582 00:32:08,221 --> 00:32:10,723 [crowd singing] ♪ They fade and die ♪ 583 00:32:10,724 --> 00:32:14,810 ♪ Fortune's always hiding ♪ 584 00:32:14,811 --> 00:32:18,564 ♪ I've looked everywhere ♪ 585 00:32:18,565 --> 00:32:22,484 ♪ I'm forever blowing bubbles ♪ 586 00:32:22,485 --> 00:32:26,447 ♪ Pretty bubbles in the air ♪ 587 00:32:26,448 --> 00:32:29,158 United! United! 588 00:32:29,159 --> 00:32:32,202 United! United! 589 00:32:32,203 --> 00:32:35,039 United! United! 590 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,123 [crowd cheering] 591 00:32:36,124 --> 00:32:37,416 Uh, Nate. 592 00:32:37,417 --> 00:32:39,251 [cheering continues] 593 00:32:39,252 --> 00:32:41,713 Let's have fun out there today, yeah? [chuckles] 594 00:32:56,645 --> 00:32:58,355 [whistle blows] 595 00:33:06,738 --> 00:33:09,198 [Arlo] West Ham are quite happy to just soak up the pressure. 596 00:33:09,199 --> 00:33:12,701 Not taking any risks at all against Richmond, 597 00:33:12,702 --> 00:33:14,704 of all teams, at home. 598 00:33:15,455 --> 00:33:18,916 - A sign of how far Richmond have come. - It's all right. We're okay. 599 00:33:18,917 --> 00:33:20,501 [Chris] What a threat Zava is. 600 00:33:20,502 --> 00:33:23,880 Richmond! To the right, to the right, to the right! Tight! Don't get scared. 601 00:33:27,759 --> 00:33:29,677 - [Thierry grunts] - [Arlo] And it stays nil-nil, 602 00:33:29,678 --> 00:33:32,054 thanks to an amazing save by Zoreaux. 603 00:33:32,055 --> 00:33:34,265 - Van Damme. Van Damme. - [Coach Beard, Roy] Van Damme! 604 00:33:34,266 --> 00:33:36,225 I hear he wants to be called "Van Damme" now. 605 00:33:36,226 --> 00:33:37,143 Why? 606 00:33:37,144 --> 00:33:39,728 Well, we'd probably have to dive into his childhood for that answer. 607 00:33:39,729 --> 00:33:40,896 [crowd cheering] 608 00:33:40,897 --> 00:33:44,692 [Arlo] Richmond need the key pass to unlock the Hammers' defense. 609 00:33:44,693 --> 00:33:45,777 That could be the one. 610 00:33:47,445 --> 00:33:48,988 - Tartt hits the woodwork. - No! 611 00:33:48,989 --> 00:33:51,074 - That was close. - Zava was wide open. 612 00:33:54,327 --> 00:33:55,996 For Zava! 613 00:33:56,871 --> 00:34:00,834 - [Arlo] There'll be two more minutes in the first half of this scoreless, - [Arlo] There'll be two more minutes in the first half of this scoreless, 614 00:34:00,837 --> 00:34:02,961 But pulsating, London derby. 615 00:34:04,629 --> 00:34:07,506 - Obisanya caught in possession. - No. No, no, no. 616 00:34:07,507 --> 00:34:09,718 [Arlo] And here come West Ham on the break. 617 00:34:10,510 --> 00:34:12,429 Armando bearing down on goal. 618 00:34:13,430 --> 00:34:14,430 [grunts] 619 00:34:14,431 --> 00:34:15,681 - [West Ham fans] Yeah! - Yes! 620 00:34:15,682 --> 00:34:18,308 [Arlo] And it's there. Right under Van Damme. 621 00:34:18,309 --> 00:34:21,270 The Canadian keeper apparently not as unstoppable 622 00:34:21,271 --> 00:34:23,147 as the Muscles from Brussels. 623 00:34:23,148 --> 00:34:26,025 [Chris] That's not fair, Arlo. Nobody is. 624 00:34:26,026 --> 00:34:27,985 - We've been here before. Come on. - Come on, lads. 625 00:34:27,986 --> 00:34:31,530 [Arlo] The Hammers go up 1-nil just before halftime. 626 00:34:32,115 --> 00:34:34,074 Fuck it. 627 00:34:34,075 --> 00:34:37,120 All right, guys. Come on, now. Let's end this half strong! 628 00:34:38,371 --> 00:34:39,664 Huddle. [whistles] 629 00:34:42,666 --> 00:34:44,001 What's this shit? 630 00:34:45,086 --> 00:34:46,170 - [Ted] Hmm. - I don't know. 631 00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:48,922 - Lower. Lower. Move it right. Five. - Brilliant. Brilliant. 632 00:34:48,923 --> 00:34:51,483 - Right now, come on. Five. - Ref, just blow the fucking whistle. 633 00:34:52,928 --> 00:34:53,929 [whistle blows] 634 00:34:55,472 --> 00:34:56,596 [Arlo] West Ham pressing now. 635 00:34:56,597 --> 00:34:58,557 - No, no. - [Arlo] A new tactic from the Hammers 636 00:34:58,558 --> 00:35:00,685 in the closing seconds of the first half. 637 00:34:58,642 --> 00:35:00,684 In the closing seconds of the first half. 638 00:35:00,685 --> 00:35:02,604 [Chris] It's never too late to change, Arlo. 639 00:35:04,981 --> 00:35:07,858 - [Thierry] No! - Fuck! Fuck you! Fuck! 640 00:35:07,859 --> 00:35:11,071 [Arlo] And it's 2-nil. Oh, deary me. 641 00:35:15,659 --> 00:35:16,660 Excuse me. 642 00:35:20,872 --> 00:35:22,249 How did that happen? 643 00:35:23,458 --> 00:35:25,584 - [whistle blows] - [Arlo] We go to halftime. 644 00:35:25,585 --> 00:35:27,628 Richmond have dominated possession, 645 00:35:27,629 --> 00:35:31,799 but out of absolutely nowhere, it's 2-nil to the Hammers. 646 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,676 [bar patron] We don't deserve that. 647 00:35:33,677 --> 00:35:35,594 - What the fuck just happened? - [sighs] 648 00:35:35,595 --> 00:35:36,846 I... I d... I don't know. 649 00:35:39,724 --> 00:35:41,517 Hey, fellas. Uh, I'll be right back. Okay? 650 00:35:41,518 --> 00:35:42,810 The fuck are you going? 651 00:35:42,811 --> 00:35:45,771 - I'll just be a minute or two, okay? - What do we t-tell... tell the team? 652 00:35:45,772 --> 00:35:47,523 I don't know. Surprise me. [chuckles] 653 00:35:47,524 --> 00:35:48,608 [stammers] 654 00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:55,531 Hey, boss. What you doing down here? 655 00:35:55,532 --> 00:35:58,701 I just wanted to tell you that I believe in you, Ted. 656 00:35:58,702 --> 00:35:59,868 Uh-huh? 657 00:35:59,869 --> 00:36:02,998 And I know that I've been putting an awful lot of pressure on you 658 00:35:59,953 --> 00:36:02,997 And I know that I've been putting an awful lot of pressure on you 659 00:36:02,998 --> 00:36:07,835 to win today, but I just... Just want you to forget all about that. 660 00:36:07,836 --> 00:36:11,631 Just... [inhales sharply] ...be yourself and have fun. 661 00:36:13,091 --> 00:36:14,091 - Okay. - Yeah. 662 00:36:14,092 --> 00:36:16,052 Okay. Well, thank you. 663 00:36:17,846 --> 00:36:19,598 I believe in you, Ted. 664 00:36:20,974 --> 00:36:23,059 - And it's intense. - [exhales sharply] 665 00:36:24,311 --> 00:36:26,437 - I better go. All right. - Off you pop. [chuckles] 666 00:36:26,438 --> 00:36:28,106 [Rebecca breathes deeply] 667 00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:34,361 Remember, have fun! Whoo-hoo! 668 00:36:34,362 --> 00:36:37,948 - Yes! This is so exciting! - [exhales deeply] 669 00:36:37,949 --> 00:36:39,241 Whoo-hoo! 670 00:36:39,242 --> 00:36:40,743 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 671 00:36:40,744 --> 00:36:43,329 [players chattering] 672 00:36:43,330 --> 00:36:44,456 No. 673 00:36:46,625 --> 00:36:48,627 [clamoring, shouting] 674 00:36:52,881 --> 00:36:54,216 This is your surprise, huh? 675 00:36:54,758 --> 00:36:57,928 A minute ago, they were catatonic. Now look at them. 676 00:36:59,804 --> 00:37:04,365 - They're killers. - Frankly, Ted, sometimes that's good. - They're killers. - Frankly, Ted, sometimes that's good. 677 00:37:09,981 --> 00:37:14,236 - [crowd cheering] - [speaking indistinctly] 678 00:37:19,032 --> 00:37:21,242 [Arlo] Oh, my. Richmond coming out of the tunnel 679 00:37:21,243 --> 00:37:23,495 with a palpable chip on their shoulder. 680 00:37:24,079 --> 00:37:28,249 [Chris] Wow. A real tension on the pitch. I think we're in for an exciting half. 681 00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:31,377 [Arlo] We begin the second half with Richmond looking for a strong start. 682 00:37:31,378 --> 00:37:33,629 - Come on, boys. Fucking kill 'em. - Fucking kill 'em. 683 00:37:33,630 --> 00:37:35,005 - Here we go. Here we go! - Kill! 684 00:37:35,006 --> 00:37:36,006 [whistle blows] 685 00:37:37,801 --> 00:37:40,094 - [Arlo] Ooh. That's an awful tackle. - [patrons] Oh. 686 00:37:40,095 --> 00:37:41,887 - He would be fortunate to escape... - Oh, fuck. 687 00:37:41,888 --> 00:37:43,222 With just a yellow. 688 00:37:43,223 --> 00:37:45,140 It's a deserved red, and Richmond 689 00:37:45,141 --> 00:37:48,436 will play almost the entire second half with ten men. 690 00:37:49,729 --> 00:37:51,773 He's actually a very sweet young man. 691 00:37:53,316 --> 00:37:55,401 [Arlo] Here come West Ham. [grunts] 692 00:37:55,402 --> 00:37:56,902 [patrons] Aw. 693 00:37:56,903 --> 00:37:58,404 [patrons chattering] 694 00:37:58,405 --> 00:38:00,240 [Arlo] And now Van Damme has been sent off. 695 00:37:58,488 --> 00:38:00,239 [Arlo] And now Van Damme has been sent off. 696 00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:02,826 - We're playing like Italians. - I know. 697 00:38:03,577 --> 00:38:04,494 It's awesome. 698 00:38:04,495 --> 00:38:05,870 [players clamoring, grunting] 699 00:38:07,372 --> 00:38:08,957 Oh, dear. 700 00:38:12,294 --> 00:38:13,712 - [whistle blows] - [groans] 701 00:38:15,046 --> 00:38:17,007 [players shouting] 702 00:38:19,009 --> 00:38:20,010 [whistle blows] 703 00:38:20,635 --> 00:38:22,887 [Arlo] It's getting a touch spicy out there. 704 00:38:22,888 --> 00:38:26,182 [Chris] Spicy, Arlo? This is vintage vindaloo. 705 00:38:27,309 --> 00:38:28,517 [grunts] 706 00:38:28,518 --> 00:38:29,518 No. 707 00:38:30,437 --> 00:38:31,437 [whistle blows] 708 00:38:33,023 --> 00:38:36,985 [arguing indistinctly] 709 00:38:37,986 --> 00:38:38,987 [whistle blows] 710 00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:45,826 [Arlo] Oh, Montlaur has lost his mind, and Richmond have lost a third player. 711 00:38:45,827 --> 00:38:46,869 [shouting indistinctly] 712 00:38:46,870 --> 00:38:48,704 Om. 713 00:38:48,705 --> 00:38:50,540 [shouting continues] 714 00:38:53,627 --> 00:38:55,252 - Oof. - [whistle blows] 715 00:38:55,253 --> 00:38:57,047 Fucking come on. 716 00:38:57,631 --> 00:39:01,471 - [Arlo] Richmond have completely lost the plot. - [Arlo] Richmond have completely lost the plot. 717 00:39:01,551 --> 00:39:05,180 Zava must be wondering what he's done to deserve this. 718 00:39:09,267 --> 00:39:10,559 [whistle blows] 719 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,102 - Yes! - [crowd cheers] 720 00:39:12,103 --> 00:39:14,146 [Arlo] And it's 4-1 to the Hammers. 721 00:39:14,147 --> 00:39:17,066 It went from evenly matched to unevenly matched 722 00:39:17,067 --> 00:39:21,111 to light a match on fire and put it into a can of petrol. 723 00:39:21,112 --> 00:39:23,530 [Chris] That second half should've come with a trigger warning. 724 00:39:23,531 --> 00:39:27,868 [Arlo] One extraordinary goal by Zava did not make it any less tough to watch. 725 00:39:27,869 --> 00:39:31,538 Richmond showed a side of themselves we've never seen before. 726 00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:34,124 They played angry, dirty and ugly. 727 00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:37,170 [Chris] Which are also the names of Zava's three youngest kids. 728 00:39:37,796 --> 00:39:39,256 Shit. 729 00:39:41,841 --> 00:39:42,842 Shit. 730 00:39:44,135 --> 00:39:45,177 Shit. 731 00:39:45,178 --> 00:39:47,305 - [Higgins] Hey, it's okay. - [Rebecca] Shit. 732 00:39:52,102 --> 00:39:53,352 Did you guys have fun? 733 00:39:53,353 --> 00:39:54,436 [stammers] Yeah. 734 00:39:54,437 --> 00:39:57,482 The violence was quite entertaining, wasn't it? [chuckles] In a way. 735 00:40:00,443 --> 00:40:01,444 [Keeley chuckles] 736 00:40:04,322 --> 00:40:05,156 [groans] 737 00:40:05,157 --> 00:40:07,367 Sending off Van Damme was a mistake. 738 00:40:08,076 --> 00:40:09,369 He played with passion. 739 00:40:10,579 --> 00:40:13,123 "Passion" is a word we use when we talk about love. 740 00:40:14,749 --> 00:40:18,003 It is also a word we use to describe a crime. 741 00:40:19,713 --> 00:40:21,256 Sometimes it is also a fruit. 742 00:40:25,802 --> 00:40:27,137 Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry. 743 00:40:30,473 --> 00:40:31,474 [Rupert chuckles] 744 00:40:32,183 --> 00:40:34,519 [door clicks shut] 745 00:40:38,732 --> 00:40:39,733 [sighs] 746 00:40:40,692 --> 00:40:42,235 [sighs] 747 00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:51,410 - We fucked up. - We overcorrected and played with hate. 748 00:40:51,411 --> 00:40:52,495 Mmm. 749 00:40:54,205 --> 00:40:57,000 - Be great if you yelled at us a bit. - Please. 750 00:40:58,793 --> 00:41:02,393 - Call us pieces of shit or something. - Now. - Call us pieces of shit or something. - Now. 751 00:41:02,714 --> 00:41:03,923 You can hit us. 752 00:41:03,924 --> 00:41:05,175 Get it over with. 753 00:41:07,010 --> 00:41:09,054 Tried something new. It didn't work. Big whoop. 754 00:41:11,431 --> 00:41:13,475 I will take that thumb drive one of y'all's got. 755 00:41:19,773 --> 00:41:21,173 - [Coach Beard sighs] - [Ted grunts] 756 00:41:22,484 --> 00:41:25,362 Shake it off, fellas. Lot of football left this season. 757 00:41:29,366 --> 00:41:31,533 - What a fucking arsehole. - I know. 758 00:41:31,534 --> 00:41:34,495 [reporter] You have to feel pretty good about yourself after that win, yeah? 759 00:41:34,496 --> 00:41:36,830 Well, yeah. Uh, Richmond were clearly rattled. 760 00:41:36,831 --> 00:41:40,334 Um, it was easier than I expected, if I'm honest. [chuckles] 761 00:41:40,335 --> 00:41:41,418 [reporter] What about Ted? 762 00:41:41,419 --> 00:41:44,297 Quite a snub not to shake his hand at the end of the game. 763 00:41:45,507 --> 00:41:48,884 Did I not? [stammers] I... I didn't mean to. 764 00:41:48,885 --> 00:41:52,596 I... Guess I just got caught up in the excitement of it all. 765 00:41:52,597 --> 00:41:54,391 Yeah. [inhales deeply] 766 00:41:55,183 --> 00:41:56,343 Excuse me a minute. I just... 767 00:42:08,613 --> 00:42:11,366 Coach Shelley, Mr. Mannion asked me to give you this. 768 00:42:13,201 --> 00:42:14,744 He'll meet you there in an hour. 769 00:42:16,246 --> 00:42:18,415 Oh. Thank... 770 00:42:36,433 --> 00:42:39,059 - It's so good to see you, Rebecca. - You too, Bex. 771 00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:41,020 Oh, Rebecca, my dear. 772 00:42:41,021 --> 00:42:44,773 - So sorry for your loss. - Thank you. 773 00:42:44,774 --> 00:42:47,193 Come on, old man. It's way past your bedtime. 774 00:42:49,946 --> 00:42:50,947 [Rebecca chuckles] 775 00:42:51,448 --> 00:42:53,158 Lovely to see you. [kisses] 776 00:42:53,742 --> 00:42:55,327 I saw you with your assistant. 777 00:42:56,703 --> 00:42:58,955 Your daughter deserves better, and so does Bex. 778 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,800 - Stop fucking around. - Stop fucking around. 779 00:43:10,050 --> 00:43:11,884 - Here you go. [chuckles] - [chuckles] 780 00:43:11,885 --> 00:43:15,054 [sighs] We are normally a lot better than that. And nicer. 781 00:43:15,055 --> 00:43:19,850 Well, it's never great when your team gets more red cards than goals, is it? 782 00:43:19,851 --> 00:43:21,685 - No. [chuckles] - [Jack chuckles] 783 00:43:21,686 --> 00:43:24,606 [sighs] What a shit show. [chuckles] 784 00:43:25,899 --> 00:43:28,067 Anyway, good news. Bantr's trending. 785 00:43:28,068 --> 00:43:29,193 - It is? - Yeah. 786 00:43:29,194 --> 00:43:32,197 Pretty sure the change to the bio line helped. 787 00:43:32,739 --> 00:43:33,990 What are you talking about? 788 00:43:38,411 --> 00:43:39,662 Who did this? 789 00:43:39,663 --> 00:43:42,998 I did. This afternoon, when I uploaded the vids. 790 00:43:42,999 --> 00:43:44,876 [clicks tongue] You're welcome. 791 00:43:46,378 --> 00:43:47,671 - Shandy. - Yeah. 792 00:43:49,256 --> 00:43:53,676 This... This is the opposite of what Bantr is trying to do. 793 00:43:53,677 --> 00:43:56,011 Are you joking? They're gonna love it. 794 00:43:56,012 --> 00:43:58,597 I've literally tripled their subscribers in an hour. 795 00:43:58,598 --> 00:43:59,807 [Jack inhales deeply, sighs] 796 00:43:59,808 --> 00:44:01,581 You need to change this back, now. Please. 797 00:44:01,582 --> 00:44:03,270 You need to change this back, now. Please. 798 00:44:04,437 --> 00:44:05,438 Yeah. 799 00:44:07,524 --> 00:44:09,484 It was really lovely to meet you. 800 00:44:10,235 --> 00:44:12,529 - You too. - Excuse me. 801 00:44:18,326 --> 00:44:21,954 - [Rupert] Hey. Here he is! - [patrons cheering, applauding] 802 00:44:21,955 --> 00:44:24,499 [Rupert] The Wonder Kid himself. 803 00:44:27,043 --> 00:44:28,961 The man of the hour! 804 00:44:28,962 --> 00:44:31,422 Aw. [stammers] Thank you very much, Mr. Mannion. 805 00:44:31,423 --> 00:44:34,383 [grunts] Please, no. "Rupert." 806 00:44:34,384 --> 00:44:36,552 - Oh. - Nathan. 807 00:44:36,553 --> 00:44:39,263 Oh. Thanks, Ms. Kakes. That's... 808 00:44:39,264 --> 00:44:43,685 And, uh, Nathan, allow me to introduce Anastasia. 809 00:44:45,228 --> 00:44:46,229 Huge fan. 810 00:44:49,482 --> 00:44:50,858 Oh, my God. You're famous. 811 00:44:50,859 --> 00:44:52,276 [chuckles] So are you. 812 00:44:52,277 --> 00:44:53,987 [chuckles] 813 00:44:58,033 --> 00:44:59,784 Congratulations to your victory. 814 00:45:00,493 --> 00:45:02,037 Oh, yeah. Thank you. 815 00:45:04,915 --> 00:45:05,916 Mmm. 816 00:45:07,083 --> 00:45:08,084 [clears throat] 817 00:45:08,835 --> 00:45:10,502 [knocking] 818 00:45:10,503 --> 00:45:12,547 Come on, Tartt! One more before dinner! 819 00:45:14,799 --> 00:45:17,510 [breathes heavily] Let's go, Coach. [pants] 820 00:45:23,016 --> 00:45:24,558 [Gary] That was hard to watch. 821 00:45:24,559 --> 00:45:28,479 Thierry, West Ham's domination today saw Ted Lasso being totally exposed 822 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,564 by his former assistant Nate Shelley. 823 00:45:30,565 --> 00:45:33,984 [Thierry] Gary, I love this quote from a Chinese philosopher, Laozi, 824 00:45:33,985 --> 00:45:36,654 "When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. 825 00:45:36,655 --> 00:45:40,199 When the student is truly ready, the teacher will disappear." 826 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,284 The Greyhounds... 827 00:46:01,346 --> 00:46:02,347 [glass thuds on table] 828 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:07,227 [computer line ringing] 829 00:46:08,562 --> 00:46:10,896 [exhales deeply, clears throat] 830 00:46:10,897 --> 00:46:12,065 - [Michelle] Hi, Ted. - Hey. 831 00:46:12,649 --> 00:46:13,691 Sorry about the match. 832 00:46:13,692 --> 00:46:16,193 No, no. That's all right. It was a tough one. [chuckles] 833 00:46:16,194 --> 00:46:18,362 Henry's not here right now. He's at a birthday party, 834 00:46:18,363 --> 00:46:19,446 - but I'll... - No, that's okay. 835 00:46:19,447 --> 00:46:23,034 I w... I was actually hoping just to chat with you. You... You... You got a minute? 836 00:46:23,702 --> 00:46:25,786 Sure. Is everything okay? 837 00:46:25,787 --> 00:46:30,082 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh... Well, uh... No. 838 00:46:30,083 --> 00:46:31,626 You know, I... I just, um... 839 00:46:33,044 --> 00:46:35,630 I wanted to say something real quick. Um... 840 00:46:37,674 --> 00:46:39,259 [stammers] Look, I, uh... 841 00:46:39,759 --> 00:46:44,097 I know that you and I aren't, you know, together anymore. 842 00:46:44,639 --> 00:46:45,973 A-And... And I respect that. 843 00:46:45,974 --> 00:46:49,019 Okay? I... I do. Um... 844 00:46:52,981 --> 00:46:55,691 But, um... Well, uh, you know, 845 00:46:55,692 --> 00:46:59,195 this whole thing with you and Dr. Jacob really ticks me off. 846 00:47:01,072 --> 00:47:04,366 And I'm upset that we didn't ever really get to talk about it 847 00:47:04,367 --> 00:47:06,202 before it all started. 848 00:47:07,954 --> 00:47:08,954 Yeah. 849 00:47:08,955 --> 00:47:13,667 A-And l-look, I understand that m-me saying all this, 850 00:47:13,668 --> 00:47:17,172 uh, might be the wrong thing to do, but... 851 00:47:19,382 --> 00:47:22,969 I just feel like not saying it... 852 00:47:26,389 --> 00:47:28,099 i-i-isn't the, um... 853 00:47:30,018 --> 00:47:31,658 Well, wouldn't be the right thing either. 854 00:47:35,523 --> 00:47:37,817 'Cause we gotta raise this little boy together, you know? 855 00:47:40,153 --> 00:47:42,613 We're stuck with each other. We're gonna share grandkids. 856 00:47:42,614 --> 00:47:43,698 [chuckles] 857 00:47:49,246 --> 00:47:50,830 I love you, Michelle. 858 00:47:53,667 --> 00:47:55,001 And I love Henry. 859 00:47:59,881 --> 00:48:01,801 - And I love our family. - And I love our family. 860 00:48:03,802 --> 00:48:05,220 No matter what it looks like. 861 00:48:12,227 --> 00:48:13,228 Okay? 862 00:48:16,273 --> 00:48:17,274 Of course. 863 00:48:21,861 --> 00:48:24,239 Well, uh, I'll talk to y'all soon. 864 00:48:25,198 --> 00:48:27,784 Have a good night. Tell... Tell Henry I love him. 865 00:48:28,618 --> 00:48:29,661 Good night, Ted. 866 00:48:44,050 --> 00:48:45,385 [sighs]