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Fucking hell.
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All right, let's go.
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It's 4:00 a.m.
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Yeah. We start at 4:00 a.m.
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I thought you were joking.
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How is that a joke?
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'Cause it's 4:00 a.m.
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We start at 4:00, so you can do
three workouts a day instead of two.
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Okay, but it's 4:00 a.m.
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Do you wanna be better
than Zava or not?
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Well, how are we gonna
see? It's dark out.
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Fucking hell.
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Now get dressed. Or I
start flicking your balls.
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This is perverse.
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Whoops.
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There you go.
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Good morning, Sassy Smurf.
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Good morning, Marlboro Man.
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You know, you snored all night.
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I'm sorry about that.
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That's all right. It's
actually very soothing.
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Sounded like the sea.
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Well, I'm glad you didn't
hear any boat horns,
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given all the fried
yams I ate last night.
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Hey, I was thinking. We have
a good time together, yeah?
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They're called simultaneous
orgasms, Ted, yes.
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Yeah, well, but I mean
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also all the talking and laughing
and all that stuff. Yeah?
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Sure. Well, apart from
all your dreadful puns.
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Right. Well, it's tough.
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Sometimes I just see 'em there, and I
gotta take a swing at 'em, you know?
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No, I... Well, what
I'm getting at is...
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Well, I was just
thinking maybe...
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we could go on an
actual date sometime.
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You know? You and me, together.
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God, no.
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Well, I appreciate you taking
the time to consider it.
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Ted, we can't date.
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Why not?
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- You're a mess.
- I'm a mess?
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Course you are.
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I'm a mess too, but I'm a mess
three years further on than you,
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so I'm more of a
slight disarray.
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More like a slight disarray
of sunshine, if you ask me.
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Oh, God.
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- Sorry.
- Ted, on the day my ex got remarried,
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I drank a bottle of red
wine through a straw
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and told my Uber driver
I was in love with him.
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Then, when he dropped me
home, I puked so much,
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my mouth was like an elevator
from the goddamn Shining.
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Knocked my rating down to a 3.9.
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3.9?
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Fuck you. Why? What's yours?
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Oh, God, you're a
five, aren't you?
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- Course you're a five. How the fuck are you a five?
- Course you're a five. How the fuck are you a five?
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I don't know. I'm tidy. I
say "Please" and "Thank you."
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Sometimes I offer to
drive if they look tired.
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You are such a mess.
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Ted, I like our status.
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Friends with benefits, like
Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher.
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No. I think you're
thinking of 2011's other
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good-friends-turned-casual-lovers
based rom-com.
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No Strings Attached.
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Friends with Benefits was Mila
Kunis and Justin Timberlake.
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Wow. 2011, friends be fuckin'.
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Yeah.
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So, let's keep things
2011. Cool and breezy.
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Like an Arab Spring.
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And good luck against
West Ham this weekend.
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Fuck Rupert
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and that shriveled raisin-pouch
he calls a nutsack.
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Hello! Here for Flo?
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- You can jump in, love.
- Lovely, thank you.
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This is nice. Gray
seats? Yes, please.
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West Ham. This is
the real opportunity
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for the Wonder Kid to
become the Wonder Man...
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101.
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100.
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Ninety-nine.
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Why do you only
sleep with a top on?
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Because I get cold upstairs
and hot downstairs.
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I get that.
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Mornin'.
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Listen to what Rupert
said in this one.
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"I truly look forward to
seeing my old club again.
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Richmond are top-class."
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- What a soggy, wet piece of shit.
- Thank you.
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Right, I'm off to the training ground.
Thanks again for the opportunity.
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Babe, you earned it.
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{\an8}Shandy came up with this
super fun Bantr promo.
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{\an8}It uses all the single
players on the team.
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{\an8}Yeah.
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{\an8}The anonymous man you're Bantr-ing with
could be a professional footballer.
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{\an8}That's great.
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{\an8}And that's all the
single players, you say?
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{\an8}So, it's, like, Colin and
Dani and Sam, et cetera?
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{\an8}Yeah, although I don't think
Sam's doing it anymore.
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- No.
- So fun.
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- Ms. Jones.
- Hello, Barbara.
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- All right there, Barbs?
- It's "Barbara."
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- All right there, Barbs?
- It's "Barbara."
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{\an8}If possible, could I get two tickets
for the Richmond-West Ham match?
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{\an8}Jack might be coming
to London this weekend.
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Of course.
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Who's Jack?
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Jack Danvers.
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{\an8}The head of the VC that
funded your company.
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{\an8}Our boss.
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{\an8}Yes. That Jack. Of course.
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{\an8}That's not a problem, Barbara.
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{\an8}I can let you have
some seats in my suite.
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{\an8}Lovely.
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{\an8}Thank you so much, Rebecca. That's
so kind of you and so efficient.
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{\an8}Keeley.
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{\an8}Thanks, Barbara.
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{\an8}So, the one thing we cannot do
against West Ham is the False Nine.
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{\an8}- 'Cause that's Nate's shit.
- Exactly.
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{\an8}So, we decided to go
with our classic 4-4-2.
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{\an8}Which is exactly what that
prick expects us to do.
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{\an8}So, we do the opposite. Five
up front. Full-on attack.
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{\an8}So, we do the opposite. Five
up front. Full-on attack.
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{\an8}But Nate knows
we're gonna do that,
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{\an8}because Nate knows that we're trying
to outthink him by thinking like him.
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{\an8}Well, fuck Nate, fuck thinking
and fuck fucking Socrates.
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{\an8}So, we gotta stop thinking
like Nate and start thinking
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{\an8}like Nate would think we would
think if Nate were thinking like us,
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{\an8}and then do the last thing
that Nate thinking like us
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{\an8}thinking like Nate thinking like
us would ever expect us to do.
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{\an8}Have Zava drop back and
play Nate's False Nine.
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{\an8}Voi-fucking-là.
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{\an8}Brilliant.
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{\an8}- It's mostly Beard's idea.
- Nah, it was a group effort.
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{\an8}I do have one question.
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{\an8}- Of course.
- Who fucking cares?
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{\an8}Do you think Zava'll do it?
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Fuck!
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- Good mornin'.
- Hey.
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- Uh-oh, what's wrong?
- Roy doesn't think we can beat Nate.
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- Higgins doesn't think so either!
- Beard said it to me first.
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- Higgins doesn't think so either!
- Beard said it to me first.
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- You throw me under the bus? How dare...
- You walked in here this morning...
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{\an8}- You're gonna sell me out?
- Whoa! Whoa.
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{\an8}Y'all pointin' more fingers
than Ganesha givin' directions.
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{\an8}Now look, you fellas need
to calm down and just kiss.
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{\an8}He's right.
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{\an8}Keep it simple, smartypants.
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{\an8}An answer will show
up. Don't worry.
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{\an8}But until it does, here's a
question for y'all: Am I a mess?
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{\an8}Sassy ended up spending
the night last night and...
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{\an8}No, hush your butts.
That ain't the headline.
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{\an8}Well, I asked her out on a
proper date this morning.
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{\an8}She turned me down cold. She said
I was... And I quote... "a mess."
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{\an8}- Yeah.
- Sounds like a case for the Diamond Dogs!
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Release the hounds.
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Yeah, here we go! Let's do it.
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- Fuck's sakes.
- Fuck's sakes.
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Yes.
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- "Yes" what?
- Yes, you're a mess.
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Okay. Expound.
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{\an8}We're playing Nate this week,
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{\an8}and you're acting like
it's not a big deal.
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{\an8}Nothing's different.
He didn't hurt you.
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{\an8}Hey, look, we ain't talking
about Nate right now.
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{\an8}I'm asking you if you think
I'm a mess. All right?
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{\an8}Higgy pie, what do you think?
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{\an8}I think I don't understand how
you're not pissed off with Nate.
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We have a saying in
Co-Dependents Anonymous.
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- Y... What?
- Jane makes me go with her.
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Yeah.
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{\an8}Pain is like carbon monoxide.
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{\an8}Expressing it to the person who
hurt you is like opening a vent,
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{\an8}but holding it in
will poison you.
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{\an8}I like that. But
Nate didn't hurt me.
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Bullshit!
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Roy, did you wanna get in on
this Diamond Dog situation?
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- Hey, Roy! Hey, Roy.
- Hey, Roy. Here, Roy.
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Here, Roy. Come here, Roy.
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La, la, la, la, la!
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{\an8}So, the match of the week is
clearly Richmond and West Ham.
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{\an8}So, the match of the week is
clearly Richmond and West Ham.
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Now, it's been a strong start to
the season for both of these teams,
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but I think the Hammers are favorites,
going into the London derby,
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based on the tactical acumen of
the Wonder Kid, Nathan Shelley.
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Yeah, Shelley is brilliant,
there's no doubt about that,
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but Zava, he is a genius. I like
the Greyhounds for this one.
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That's my guy!
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No, you can't have
him. He's mine.
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- Let's move on, shall we, to Sunday's...
- Hey, look. Guys, guys.
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Who cares, right?
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Now come on, we've got
work to do. Let's go.
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He is correct.
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We must ignore these talking faces.
Even when they are in our favor.
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Thank you, "Zorro."
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Exactly, but it's actually
pronounced "Zoreaux."
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Why?
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I don't know. Because that's
how my parents say it, I guess?
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My friend, you can be
whoever you want to be.
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My friend, you can be
whoever you want to be.
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I let all of my children name themselves
once they reach the age of seven.
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That is why my eldest is
called "Smingus Dingus."
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Dream big, and you
may never wake up.
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Thank you.
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Jesus.
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I can't believe I'm about to say this,
but hey, lads, I agree with Zava.
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Yes, it's a big fucking game, but
we've just gotta focus, do what we do,
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- do you know what I mean?
- Yeah. He's right.
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And don't forget, yeah?
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- Believe in "Believe."
- Yes.
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What the...
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What?
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- Oh, shit.
- What?
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- Why the fuck did you do that?
- I was just checking
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if I acquired the ability
to chop things in half.
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Yeah, and what if you had?
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Sorry, bruv. I didn't
think it through.
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Fellas. Someone
ripped this in half.
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What the fuck? What?
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What the fuck?
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You're joking
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What the fuck?
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Hello...
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Jade.
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Nathan.
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Shelley.
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Lovely to see you again.
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Okay.
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- Sorry I've not been around much.
- Sorry I've not been around much.
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You haven't?
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No. No, I've been really
busy with my new job.
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Big new job just
keeping me very busy.
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Sounds silly. Maybe you should
quit your big new busy job.
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Anyway, just here to
pick up my takeaway.
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I bought lunch for
my whole staff.
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00:14:21,988 --> 00:14:24,115
Apart from the trainers,
'cause they eat like cows.
235
00:14:25,492 --> 00:14:28,202
Sorry, that sounds... No, they're
love... I mean, they're lovely people.
236
00:14:28,203 --> 00:14:29,537
They're just vegetarians.
237
00:14:34,251 --> 00:14:35,794
No way.
238
00:14:36,545 --> 00:14:41,007
Look who's here. No fucking way!
239
00:14:41,591 --> 00:14:43,884
- Do you know who this is?
- Jason Jelly.
240
00:14:43,885 --> 00:14:45,928
- That's right.
- No, "Nathan Shelley."
241
00:14:45,929 --> 00:14:47,930
That's right, Nathan Shelley,
242
00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:50,934
manager of West Ham
United, in my restaurant!
243
00:14:52,352 --> 00:14:53,811
- Big week, my guy.
- Yep.
244
00:14:53,812 --> 00:14:57,857
Big fucking week. I'm
Derek. I'm the manager here.
245
00:14:58,483 --> 00:15:01,043
- Anything you need, you got it.
- Anything you need, you got it.
246
00:15:01,069 --> 00:15:03,613
- Okay.
- From one manager to another.
247
00:15:04,114 --> 00:15:05,907
Yeah, well, it's not
quite the same, but...
248
00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:08,535
Facing your team this week.
249
00:15:09,077 --> 00:15:10,453
That's gotta be
hard-core, right?
250
00:15:11,413 --> 00:15:13,872
I mean, you talked a lot of
shit about them in the press.
251
00:15:13,873 --> 00:15:17,836
- Didn't ya? I loved it.
- Sorry, can I pay?
252
00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:24,633
No. This is on me,
okay? On me. Understand?
253
00:15:24,634 --> 00:15:27,137
This man's money
is no good here.
254
00:15:27,762 --> 00:15:31,223
Never charge. Except for
booze. Gotta charge for booze.
255
00:15:31,224 --> 00:15:32,934
I didn't order any
booze. It's 12:30.
256
00:15:35,312 --> 00:15:37,606
Knock 'em dead. Go Hammers!
257
00:15:40,901 --> 00:15:43,987
No way. Oi, do you
know who this is?
258
00:15:49,659 --> 00:15:50,827
All right, okay. Bye.
259
00:16:05,592 --> 00:16:06,634
And cut!
260
00:16:06,635 --> 00:16:08,594
Lovely, Colin. Thank you.
261
00:16:08,595 --> 00:16:11,389
All right. Okay,
Dani, you're up.
262
00:16:13,016 --> 00:16:13,892
I'm very nervous.
263
00:16:13,893 --> 00:16:16,894
No. Don't be nervous. Look, just
sit here. Look into the camera
264
00:16:16,895 --> 00:16:18,896
and pretend you're
talking to an old friend.
265
00:16:18,897 --> 00:16:20,231
My oldest friend is Javiar.
266
00:16:20,232 --> 00:16:22,733
Great. How long have
you known Javiar?
267
00:16:22,734 --> 00:16:26,321
Only a couple of months, but he
turns 108 years old next week.
268
00:16:27,781 --> 00:16:29,658
- Perfect.
- Yeah.
269
00:16:30,742 --> 00:16:31,868
Final checks.
270
00:16:33,745 --> 00:16:34,746
Thank you.
271
00:16:36,957 --> 00:16:38,165
- Hello, Keeley.
- Hi.
272
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:41,961
Yeah. Just scoot to
your left a little bit.
273
00:16:41,962 --> 00:16:45,215
Yeah, that's it. Okay,
off you go, Dani.
274
00:16:45,799 --> 00:16:49,803
{\an8}You may not know who I am, but I think
the most beautiful parts of a woman
275
00:16:50,554 --> 00:16:51,846
{\an8}are her flaws.
276
00:16:52,514 --> 00:16:55,849
And cut! Thank you, Dani. Next!
277
00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:56,935
Okay.
278
00:17:00,897 --> 00:17:02,731
- Brought you coffee.
- Yeah.
279
00:17:02,732 --> 00:17:04,942
- How's it going?
- Oh, my God. This is great.
280
00:17:04,943 --> 00:17:06,276
- Yeah?
- They're great.
281
00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:08,571
I just... I love being the boss.
282
00:17:08,572 --> 00:17:10,656
- Cheers to that. Yeah.
- Cheers to that.
283
00:17:10,657 --> 00:17:12,033
You ready, Zoreaux?
284
00:17:12,575 --> 00:17:14,703
Yeah, but I actually
go by "Van Damme" now.
285
00:17:15,328 --> 00:17:17,747
{\an8}Okay, great. Action, Van Damme.
286
00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:20,707
{\an8}You don't know who I am,
287
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,419
{\an8}but I'm looking for someone who
likes short walks on the beach,
288
00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:27,007
{\an8}so we can spend more
time, you know...
289
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:33,762
And cut.
290
00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:36,558
Great, thanks, Van Damme. Next!
291
00:17:38,101 --> 00:17:40,061
- Van Damme?
- Yeah. It's my new name.
292
00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:42,272
Cool. Why?
293
00:17:42,856 --> 00:17:44,148
Because I love
Jean-Claude Van Damme,
294
00:17:44,149 --> 00:17:46,192
and Zava told me I should
be whoever I wanna be.
295
00:17:47,444 --> 00:17:49,653
- Okay, yeah. Cool.
- All right, Van Damme.
296
00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:51,364
- All right, boys.
- Take it easy.
297
00:17:52,699 --> 00:17:54,117
He's so fucking hot.
298
00:17:55,243 --> 00:17:58,997
- What's his story?
- Jamie? He's so cocky.
299
00:18:00,457 --> 00:18:02,417
But I guess you have
to be at this level.
300
00:18:03,376 --> 00:18:04,794
But he only thinks
about himself.
301
00:18:07,172 --> 00:18:08,547
At least, he used to.
302
00:18:08,548 --> 00:18:11,091
Joking. No.
303
00:18:11,092 --> 00:18:14,512
But he's not accountable for his
actions and what they do to others.
304
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:19,434
Except he is getting
better at making apologies.
305
00:18:21,478 --> 00:18:23,730
Still, he only
thinks with his dick.
306
00:18:25,232 --> 00:18:29,152
And yet, I don't think
he's seen anyone in ages.
307
00:18:31,571 --> 00:18:33,823
I just wanna know if
I can bang him, babe.
308
00:18:37,869 --> 00:18:39,079
I don't know.
309
00:18:39,663 --> 00:18:41,622
You should probably
ask him, it's his dick.
310
00:18:41,623 --> 00:18:43,959
Cool. Off you go, Jamie.
311
00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:53,884
What are y'all still doing here?
312
00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:55,886
Coach, you're gonna
wanna watch this.
313
00:18:55,887 --> 00:18:57,179
Is it one of them videos
314
00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:59,348
of a military parent coming
home after a long tour?
315
00:18:59,349 --> 00:19:01,643
'Cause if so, I'm gonna be
eating tears and snot for dinner.
316
00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:01,642
'Cause if so, I'm gonna be
eating tears and snot for dinner.
317
00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:02,727
Not quite.
318
00:19:45,937 --> 00:19:46,938
Here we go.
319
00:19:55,196 --> 00:19:56,780
Where'd this come from?
320
00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:59,408
This fucking legend thought
to pull the security footage
321
00:19:59,409 --> 00:20:00,911
when we told him about the sign.
322
00:19:59,492 --> 00:20:00,910
When we told him about the sign.
323
00:20:00,911 --> 00:20:02,703
I guess you can take the
boy out of journalism
324
00:20:02,704 --> 00:20:04,371
but you can't take
journalism out of the boy.
325
00:20:04,372 --> 00:20:06,415
Right, you fucking ruined
it now. The point is,
326
00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:08,919
the answer we were
looking for has arrived.
327
00:20:09,502 --> 00:20:10,669
What are you talking about?
328
00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:14,090
A video like this could
motivate a team, perhaps.
329
00:20:17,761 --> 00:20:19,054
Thank you for your help, Trent.
330
00:20:19,554 --> 00:20:21,848
May a young Robert Redford
portray you in a film someday.
331
00:20:22,432 --> 00:20:23,641
Probably Dustin Hoffman.
332
00:20:23,642 --> 00:20:24,893
- Good night.
- Good night.
333
00:20:26,436 --> 00:20:28,313
Go home, guys. Get some sleep.
334
00:20:29,648 --> 00:20:30,856
Okay.
335
00:20:30,857 --> 00:20:32,608
- Good night, Ted. Night, Beard.
- Good night.
336
00:20:32,609 --> 00:20:33,693
Night, Coach.
337
00:20:40,992 --> 00:20:42,160
Coach.
338
00:20:42,994 --> 00:20:46,081
I was thinking about
your Sassy situation.
339
00:20:46,665 --> 00:20:47,624
Yeah.
340
00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:49,166
Jane's sister is in town.
341
00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:51,253
- No, thank you, Coach.
- That's the right answer.
342
00:21:10,939 --> 00:21:13,149
Burning the midnight oil, I see.
343
00:21:14,901 --> 00:21:16,987
Yeah. Sorry for the smell.
344
00:21:18,822 --> 00:21:20,532
The oil burning.
345
00:21:22,659 --> 00:21:25,495
So, you're feeling confident
about this weekend?
346
00:21:26,162 --> 00:21:27,831
Yeah, no, I think so.
347
00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:33,253
Yeah, no. Go... Yeah.
We're gonna destroy, right?
348
00:21:34,045 --> 00:21:35,254
Good.
349
00:21:35,255 --> 00:21:37,465
No, it's just, I...
350
00:21:39,718 --> 00:21:41,928
I just haven't seen
Ted since I left and...
351
00:21:43,930 --> 00:21:46,057
We didn't leave on the
best of terms and...
352
00:21:47,809 --> 00:21:50,060
I feel like I owe him
an apology or something.
353
00:21:50,061 --> 00:21:52,355
You did what was best for you.
354
00:21:52,939 --> 00:21:54,356
What were you meant to do?
355
00:21:54,357 --> 00:21:57,067
Hang around, supporting Ted
for the rest of your life?
356
00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:58,653
I don't think so.
357
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,954
You've done nothing wrong,
Nathan, I promise you.
358
00:22:09,915 --> 00:22:11,583
You earned this job.
359
00:22:14,628 --> 00:22:16,588
Well, so what do I
say when I see him?
360
00:22:17,505 --> 00:22:19,799
You say nothing,
apart from "hello."
361
00:22:21,134 --> 00:22:23,553
You look him in the
eye. You shake his hand.
362
00:22:25,096 --> 00:22:26,806
And then you beat him.
363
00:22:29,226 --> 00:22:30,894
And then we go and celebrate.
364
00:22:32,229 --> 00:22:33,230
Okay.
365
00:22:33,897 --> 00:22:34,897
Good night, Nathan.
366
00:22:37,943 --> 00:22:41,029
Good night, Rupert. Thank you.
367
00:22:42,489 --> 00:22:43,615
Mr. Mannion.
368
00:23:33,748 --> 00:23:34,749
Hey.
369
00:23:35,417 --> 00:23:37,084
Working late? Or hardly working?
370
00:23:37,085 --> 00:23:39,336
Well, I don't think
that's how the joke goes.
371
00:23:39,337 --> 00:23:40,547
What joke?
372
00:23:41,631 --> 00:23:42,841
Never mind. What's up?
373
00:23:46,094 --> 00:23:47,679
I really want to win this one.
374
00:23:48,972 --> 00:23:50,056
I know.
375
00:23:57,397 --> 00:23:58,565
Everything okay?
376
00:24:05,030 --> 00:24:06,280
Am I a mess?
377
00:24:06,281 --> 00:24:07,961
Of course you are.
That's why we get along.
378
00:24:11,369 --> 00:24:16,416
And I wish I could tell you to
ignore Sass, but she's usually right.
379
00:24:18,084 --> 00:24:20,962
So, Sassy already told you about
the... Of course. Girl talk.
380
00:24:21,630 --> 00:24:22,631
Girl talk.
381
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,261
So, is everything all right?
382
00:24:30,055 --> 00:24:31,055
Yeah, I'm good.
383
00:24:31,056 --> 00:24:32,182
Oklahoma?
384
00:24:40,357 --> 00:24:42,025
I'm a work in "progmess."
385
00:24:48,114 --> 00:24:49,115
Good night, Ted.
386
00:24:53,161 --> 00:24:54,371
You already won, you know?
387
00:24:56,957 --> 00:24:58,500
You got that turkey
out of your life.
388
00:25:02,921 --> 00:25:03,922
Beat them.
389
00:25:07,259 --> 00:25:08,343
Good night, boss.
390
00:25:54,973 --> 00:25:56,932
Oi, do I look all right?
391
00:25:56,933 --> 00:25:58,642
Of course you do. Why?
392
00:25:58,643 --> 00:26:00,061
Well, if Jack actually shows up,
393
00:25:58,727 --> 00:26:00,060
Well, if Jack actually shows up,
394
00:26:00,061 --> 00:26:03,314
I want him to think that I
look mysterious and powerful.
395
00:26:03,315 --> 00:26:04,732
Dynamic, you know?
396
00:26:04,733 --> 00:26:09,613
- All of that.
- You are mysterious, powerful and dynamic.
397
00:26:13,033 --> 00:26:14,200
Shit, I'm nervous.
398
00:26:15,869 --> 00:26:17,871
I think I need to go and
reapply my lip liner.
399
00:26:19,998 --> 00:26:21,833
- I'll see you upstairs in the suite.
- Yep.
400
00:26:25,420 --> 00:26:27,087
Hey, Rebecca!
401
00:26:27,088 --> 00:26:29,633
- Rupert.
- Wonderful to see you.
402
00:26:30,425 --> 00:26:33,261
- Bex. Love the new hair.
- Hi.
403
00:26:33,845 --> 00:26:35,054
I haven't changed my hair.
404
00:26:35,055 --> 00:26:37,182
Nor should you. It's perfection.
405
00:26:38,683 --> 00:26:40,184
So, how's the little one?
406
00:26:40,185 --> 00:26:44,313
Oh, yeah, Diane. She's already
walking. Can you believe that?
407
00:26:44,314 --> 00:26:47,234
Yeah. Drooling and
pooing around the house.
408
00:26:47,734 --> 00:26:48,944
Takes after her father.
409
00:26:51,238 --> 00:26:54,157
Well. Hey, take it
easy on us today.
410
00:26:55,033 --> 00:26:56,409
No promises.
411
00:27:08,922 --> 00:27:10,048
Oh, shit.
412
00:27:21,434 --> 00:27:22,518
Excuse me.
413
00:27:22,519 --> 00:27:25,021
I've got a bit of
a situation here.
414
00:27:28,692 --> 00:27:31,861
Thank you. But it's
actually not that.
415
00:27:35,198 --> 00:27:36,575
You're a lifesaver!
416
00:27:37,993 --> 00:27:39,326
Usually I'm like clockwork,
417
00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:42,080
but because I've been so
stressed, I've come on early.
418
00:27:43,498 --> 00:27:46,417
I'm so happy that it's a
super and not a skinny.
419
00:27:46,418 --> 00:27:48,168
Who are those even for?
420
00:27:48,169 --> 00:27:51,715
It's not like my vagina is on a
diet, I'm on my fucking period.
421
00:27:53,383 --> 00:27:54,925
Oi, thanks for helping me.
422
00:27:54,926 --> 00:27:56,427
And I love your shoes!
423
00:27:56,428 --> 00:27:58,618
- Yeah. Thanks. Pay it forward.
- Yeah.
424
00:27:58,619 --> 00:28:00,724
- Yeah. Thanks. Pay it forward.
- Yeah.
425
00:28:07,814 --> 00:28:09,441
Sorry. Excuse me.
426
00:28:11,818 --> 00:28:12,819
Hi.
427
00:28:14,821 --> 00:28:15,822
Boy, you're tall.
428
00:28:16,656 --> 00:28:18,325
Is your dad a tree or something?
429
00:28:19,159 --> 00:28:20,327
No, I'm screwing around.
430
00:28:21,661 --> 00:28:23,829
Hey, speaking of trees, who
are y'all rooting for today?
431
00:28:23,830 --> 00:28:24,956
West Ham.
432
00:28:25,457 --> 00:28:27,292
Yeah, no, that
makes sense. Yeah.
433
00:28:33,381 --> 00:28:36,342
Go ahead. Yeah. Going
down one more floor.
434
00:28:36,343 --> 00:28:38,595
- Thank you.
- Yeah, of course.
435
00:28:39,971 --> 00:28:41,139
Best of luck out there.
436
00:28:57,614 --> 00:28:59,199
Hey, Nate. That you?
437
00:29:01,409 --> 00:29:02,826
Hi. I didn't see you there.
438
00:29:02,827 --> 00:29:05,997
- That's okay. How you been, man?
- Yeah, okay.
439
00:29:06,498 --> 00:29:08,500
Yeah. Good.
440
00:29:14,339 --> 00:29:15,340
Listen, Ted.
441
00:29:16,341 --> 00:29:19,718
I just wanna say that
the way I left...
442
00:29:19,719 --> 00:29:23,014
Nathan. There you are.
443
00:29:24,307 --> 00:29:25,308
Yeah.
444
00:29:31,982 --> 00:29:33,441
Hey, Rupert.
445
00:29:34,150 --> 00:29:36,528
- Ted.
- Nice to see you again.
446
00:29:38,446 --> 00:29:39,489
Good luck.
447
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,871
- Keeley? Yeah.
- She's absolutely fantastic.
448
00:29:47,455 --> 00:29:48,455
Here she is now.
449
00:29:49,124 --> 00:29:52,626
- Hey. Yeah.
- Keeley? This is Jack Danvers.
450
00:29:52,627 --> 00:29:53,837
Hello.
451
00:29:55,046 --> 00:29:57,173
I believe you have
something of mine.
452
00:29:59,426 --> 00:30:00,573
Oh, fuck. You're Jack?
453
00:30:00,574 --> 00:30:01,720
Oh, fuck. You're Jack?
454
00:30:03,597 --> 00:30:05,097
This is a bit embarrassing.
455
00:30:05,098 --> 00:30:07,933
- No.
- Yeah. We all thought you were a man.
456
00:30:07,934 --> 00:30:09,811
Yeah, that too.
457
00:30:10,437 --> 00:30:11,520
It's like that old riddle.
458
00:30:11,521 --> 00:30:13,981
- What riddle?
- You know, always a tricky one, this one.
459
00:30:13,982 --> 00:30:15,608
A father and son
are in a car wreck.
460
00:30:15,609 --> 00:30:19,445
Dad dies instantly, the son is
rushed to an emergency room.
461
00:30:19,446 --> 00:30:21,488
A surgeon walks in and says,
462
00:30:21,489 --> 00:30:24,283
"I can't operate on
this boy. He's my son."
463
00:30:24,284 --> 00:30:25,827
How is it possible?
464
00:30:26,745 --> 00:30:28,162
- Because she's a woman.
- She's gay.
465
00:30:28,163 --> 00:30:30,206
- Sperm donor.
- He lives in a simulation?
466
00:30:30,874 --> 00:30:33,752
Right. Yeah, I guess
that's a bit dated now.
467
00:30:35,045 --> 00:30:37,630
So, I assume "Jack" is short
for "Jacqueline," right?
468
00:30:37,631 --> 00:30:39,549
No. It's short for my
father wanted a boy.
469
00:30:41,676 --> 00:30:45,764
I'm gonna go and sit
down now, outside. Now.
470
00:30:46,723 --> 00:30:48,057
Jack, welcome.
471
00:30:48,058 --> 00:30:50,643
We are not allowed to
take drinks to our seats.
472
00:30:50,644 --> 00:30:53,164
So if you want to get plastered,
we should probably do that now.
473
00:30:53,605 --> 00:30:54,606
Okay.
474
00:30:55,899 --> 00:30:57,609
Well, after you.
475
00:31:00,820 --> 00:31:02,697
You're so funny, Rebecca.
476
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,285
Barbara's obsessed with Rebecca.
477
00:31:08,203 --> 00:31:11,373
I hope she doesn't try and kill
her and wear her skin as a suit.
478
00:31:15,961 --> 00:31:17,294
What the fuck?
479
00:31:17,295 --> 00:31:19,214
Cheers. It's gonna
be a good day.
480
00:31:19,839 --> 00:31:21,800
- All right, Baz.
- Oi!
481
00:31:22,968 --> 00:31:25,136
This is a Richmond pub.
482
00:31:26,221 --> 00:31:27,847
It's all right,
Mae. He's with me.
483
00:31:32,686 --> 00:31:34,271
Get the fuck out!
484
00:31:39,568 --> 00:31:40,901
Come on, Richmond!
485
00:31:40,902 --> 00:31:43,654
Come on, Richmond!
Come on, Richmond!
486
00:31:43,655 --> 00:31:45,489
It's a full house
for today's battle
487
00:31:45,490 --> 00:31:49,493
between West Ham United
and Zava's AFC Richmond.
488
00:31:49,494 --> 00:31:53,163
A win would take either team
to the top spot in the table,
489
00:31:53,164 --> 00:31:56,293
knocking mighty Manchester
City off number one.
490
00:31:56,835 --> 00:31:59,003
Should be a tight match,
Chris. Any predictions?
491
00:31:59,004 --> 00:32:00,881
I stopped making
predictions, Arlo.
492
00:31:59,087 --> 00:32:00,880
I stopped making
predictions, Arlo.
493
00:32:00,881 --> 00:32:02,298
Because I was never wrong.
494
00:32:02,299 --> 00:32:05,634
Got to the point I was worried I
was the one making things happen.
495
00:32:05,635 --> 00:32:07,052
Well, that's interesting.
496
00:32:07,053 --> 00:32:08,220
I knew you'd say that.
497
00:32:08,221 --> 00:32:10,723
They fade and die
498
00:32:10,724 --> 00:32:14,810
Fortune's always hiding
499
00:32:14,811 --> 00:32:18,564
I've looked everywhere
500
00:32:18,565 --> 00:32:22,484
I'm forever blowing bubbles
501
00:32:22,485 --> 00:32:26,447
Pretty bubbles in the air
502
00:32:26,448 --> 00:32:29,158
United! United!
503
00:32:29,159 --> 00:32:32,202
United! United!
504
00:32:32,203 --> 00:32:35,040
United! United!
505
00:32:36,416 --> 00:32:37,417
Nate.
506
00:32:39,336 --> 00:32:41,171
Let's have fun out
there today, yeah?
507
00:33:06,738 --> 00:33:09,198
West Ham are quite happy to
just soak up the pressure.
508
00:33:09,199 --> 00:33:12,701
Not taking any risks at
all against Richmond,
509
00:33:12,702 --> 00:33:14,704
of all teams, at home.
510
00:33:15,455 --> 00:33:18,916
- A sign of how far Richmond have come.
- It's all right. We're okay.
511
00:33:18,917 --> 00:33:20,501
What a threat Zava is.
512
00:33:20,502 --> 00:33:23,880
Richmond! To the right!
Tight! Don't get scared.
513
00:33:28,218 --> 00:33:32,054
And it stays nil-nil, thanks
to an amazing save by Zoreaux.
514
00:33:32,055 --> 00:33:34,265
- Van Damme.
- Van Damme!
515
00:33:34,266 --> 00:33:36,225
I hear he wants to be
called "Van Damme" now.
516
00:33:36,226 --> 00:33:37,143
Why?
517
00:33:37,144 --> 00:33:39,824
Well, we'd probably have to dive
into his childhood for that answer.
518
00:33:40,981 --> 00:33:44,692
Richmond need the key pass to
unlock the Hammers' defense.
519
00:33:44,693 --> 00:33:45,777
That could be the one.
520
00:33:47,445 --> 00:33:48,988
- Tartt hits the woodwork.
- No!
521
00:33:48,989 --> 00:33:51,074
- That was close.
- Zava was wide open.
522
00:33:54,327 --> 00:33:55,996
For Zava!
523
00:33:56,871 --> 00:34:00,834
- There'll be two more minutes in the first half of this scoreless,
- There'll be two more minutes in the first half of this scoreless,
524
00:34:00,837 --> 00:34:02,961
But pulsating, London derby.
525
00:34:04,629 --> 00:34:07,506
- Obisanya caught in possession.
- No.
526
00:34:07,507 --> 00:34:09,718
And here come West
Ham on the break.
527
00:34:10,510 --> 00:34:12,429
Armando bearing down on goal.
528
00:34:14,514 --> 00:34:15,681
- Yeah!
- Yes!
529
00:34:15,682 --> 00:34:18,308
And it's there. Right
under Van Damme.
530
00:34:18,309 --> 00:34:21,270
The Canadian keeper
apparently not as unstoppable
531
00:34:21,271 --> 00:34:23,147
as the Muscles from Brussels.
532
00:34:23,148 --> 00:34:26,025
That's not fair,
Arlo. Nobody is.
533
00:34:26,026 --> 00:34:27,985
- We've been here before. Come on.
- Come on, lads.
534
00:34:27,986 --> 00:34:31,530
The Hammers go up 1-nil
just before halftime.
535
00:34:32,115 --> 00:34:34,074
Fuck it.
536
00:34:34,075 --> 00:34:37,120
All right, guys. Come on, now.
Let's end this half strong!
537
00:34:38,371 --> 00:34:39,371
Huddle.
538
00:34:42,666 --> 00:34:44,001
What's this shit?
539
00:34:45,086 --> 00:34:46,170
I don't know.
540
00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:48,922
- Lower. Move it right. Five.
- Brilliant.
541
00:34:48,923 --> 00:34:51,483
- Right now, come on. Five.
- Ref, just blow the fucking whistle.
542
00:34:55,472 --> 00:34:56,596
West Ham pressing now.
543
00:34:56,597 --> 00:34:58,557
- No.
- A new tactic from the Hammers
544
00:34:58,558 --> 00:35:00,685
in the closing seconds
of the first half.
545
00:34:58,642 --> 00:35:00,684
In the closing seconds
of the first half.
546
00:35:00,685 --> 00:35:02,604
It's never too late
to change, Arlo.
547
00:35:04,981 --> 00:35:07,858
- No!
- Fuck! Fuck you! Fuck!
548
00:35:07,859 --> 00:35:11,071
And it's 2-nil. Oh, deary me.
549
00:35:15,659 --> 00:35:16,660
Excuse me.
550
00:35:20,872 --> 00:35:22,249
How did that happen?
551
00:35:24,167 --> 00:35:25,584
We go to halftime.
552
00:35:25,585 --> 00:35:27,628
Richmond have
dominated possession,
553
00:35:27,629 --> 00:35:31,799
but out of absolutely nowhere,
it's 2-nil to the Hammers.
554
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,676
We don't deserve that.
555
00:35:33,677 --> 00:35:35,178
What the fuck just happened?
556
00:35:35,679 --> 00:35:36,846
I don't know.
557
00:35:39,724 --> 00:35:41,517
Hey, fellas. I'll
be right back. Okay?
558
00:35:41,518 --> 00:35:42,810
The fuck are you going?
559
00:35:42,811 --> 00:35:45,771
- I'll just be a minute or two, okay?
- What do we tell the team?
560
00:35:45,772 --> 00:35:47,107
I don't know. Surprise me.
561
00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:55,531
Hey, boss. What you
doing down here?
562
00:35:55,532 --> 00:35:58,701
I just wanted to tell you
that I believe in you, Ted.
563
00:35:58,702 --> 00:35:59,868
Uh-huh?
564
00:35:59,869 --> 00:36:02,998
And I know that I've been putting
an awful lot of pressure on you
565
00:35:59,953 --> 00:36:02,997
And I know that I've been putting
an awful lot of pressure on you
566
00:36:02,998 --> 00:36:07,835
to win today, but I just want
you to forget all about that.
567
00:36:07,836 --> 00:36:11,631
Just be yourself and have fun.
568
00:36:13,091 --> 00:36:14,091
- Okay.
- Yeah.
569
00:36:14,092 --> 00:36:16,052
Okay. Well, thank you.
570
00:36:17,846 --> 00:36:19,598
I believe in you, Ted.
571
00:36:20,932 --> 00:36:21,933
And it's intense.
572
00:36:24,311 --> 00:36:26,438
- I better go. All right.
- Off you pop.
573
00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:32,360
Remember, have fun!
574
00:36:34,446 --> 00:36:37,949
Yes! This is so exciting!
575
00:36:43,413 --> 00:36:44,456
No.
576
00:36:52,881 --> 00:36:54,216
This is your surprise, huh?
577
00:36:54,758 --> 00:36:57,928
A minute ago, they were
catatonic. Now look at them.
578
00:36:59,804 --> 00:37:04,365
- They're killers. - Frankly, Ted, sometimes that's good.
- They're killers. - Frankly, Ted, sometimes that's good.
579
00:37:19,032 --> 00:37:21,242
Oh, my. Richmond coming
out of the tunnel
580
00:37:21,243 --> 00:37:23,495
with a palpable chip
on their shoulder.
581
00:37:24,079 --> 00:37:28,249
Wow. A real tension on the pitch. I
think we're in for an exciting half.
582
00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:31,377
We begin the second half with
Richmond looking for a strong start.
583
00:37:31,378 --> 00:37:33,629
- Come on, boys. Fucking kill 'em.
- Fucking kill 'em.
584
00:37:33,630 --> 00:37:35,006
- Here we go!
- Kill!
585
00:37:38,301 --> 00:37:40,094
That's an awful tackle.
586
00:37:40,095 --> 00:37:41,887
- He would be fortunate to escape...
- Oh, fuck.
587
00:37:41,888 --> 00:37:43,222
With just a yellow.
588
00:37:43,223 --> 00:37:45,140
It's a deserved
red, and Richmond
589
00:37:45,141 --> 00:37:48,436
will play almost the entire
second half with ten men.
590
00:37:49,729 --> 00:37:51,773
He's actually a very
sweet young man.
591
00:37:53,316 --> 00:37:54,985
Here come West Ham.
592
00:37:58,488 --> 00:38:00,240
- And now Van Damme has been sent off.
- And now Van Damme has been sent off.
593
00:38:00,243 --> 00:38:02,826
- We're playing like Italians.
- I know.
594
00:38:03,577 --> 00:38:04,577
It's awesome.
595
00:38:07,372 --> 00:38:08,957
Oh, dear.
596
00:38:20,635 --> 00:38:22,887
It's getting a touch
spicy out there.
597
00:38:22,888 --> 00:38:26,182
Spicy, Arlo? This
is vintage vindaloo.
598
00:38:28,602 --> 00:38:29,602
No.
599
00:38:41,823 --> 00:38:45,827
Montlaur has lost his mind, and
Richmond have lost a third player.
600
00:38:55,337 --> 00:38:57,047
Fucking come on.
601
00:38:57,631 --> 00:39:00,911
- Richmond have completely lost the plot.
- Richmond have completely lost the plot.
602
00:39:01,551 --> 00:39:05,180
Zava must be wondering what
he's done to deserve this.
603
00:39:10,644 --> 00:39:11,645
Yes!
604
00:39:12,187 --> 00:39:14,146
And it's 4-1 to the Hammers.
605
00:39:14,147 --> 00:39:17,066
It went from evenly
matched to unevenly matched
606
00:39:17,067 --> 00:39:21,111
to light a match on fire and
put it into a can of petrol.
607
00:39:21,112 --> 00:39:23,530
That second half should've
come with a trigger warning.
608
00:39:23,531 --> 00:39:27,868
One extraordinary goal by Zava did
not make it any less tough to watch.
609
00:39:27,869 --> 00:39:31,538
Richmond showed a side of
themselves we've never seen before.
610
00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:34,124
They played angry,
dirty and ugly.
611
00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:37,170
Which are also the names of
Zava's three youngest kids.
612
00:39:37,796 --> 00:39:39,256
Shit.
613
00:39:41,841 --> 00:39:42,842
Shit.
614
00:39:44,135 --> 00:39:45,177
Shit.
615
00:39:45,178 --> 00:39:47,305
- Hey, it's okay.
- Shit.
616
00:39:52,102 --> 00:39:53,352
Did you guys have fun?
617
00:39:53,353 --> 00:39:54,436
Yeah.
618
00:39:54,437 --> 00:39:57,482
The violence was quite
entertaining, wasn't it? In a way.
619
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,367
Sending off Van
Damme was a mistake.
620
00:40:08,076 --> 00:40:09,369
He played with passion.
621
00:40:10,579 --> 00:40:13,123
"Passion" is a word we use
when we talk about love.
622
00:40:14,749 --> 00:40:18,003
It is also a word we
use to describe a crime.
623
00:40:19,713 --> 00:40:21,256
Sometimes it is also a fruit.
624
00:40:25,802 --> 00:40:27,137
Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry.
625
00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:51,411
- We fucked up.
- We overcorrected and played with hate.
626
00:40:54,205 --> 00:40:57,000
- Be great if you yelled at us a bit.
- Please.
627
00:40:58,793 --> 00:41:02,393
- Call us pieces of shit or something. - Now.
- Call us pieces of shit or something. - Now.
628
00:41:02,714 --> 00:41:03,923
You can hit us.
629
00:41:03,924 --> 00:41:05,175
Get it over with.
630
00:41:07,010 --> 00:41:09,054
Tried something new. It
didn't work. Big whoop.
631
00:41:11,431 --> 00:41:13,475
I will take that thumb
drive one of y'all's got.
632
00:41:22,484 --> 00:41:25,362
Shake it off, fellas. Lot of
football left this season.
633
00:41:29,366 --> 00:41:31,533
- What a fucking arsehole.
- I know.
634
00:41:31,534 --> 00:41:34,495
You have to feel pretty good about
yourself after that win, yeah?
635
00:41:34,496 --> 00:41:36,831
Well, yeah. Richmond
were clearly rattled.
636
00:41:37,916 --> 00:41:39,876
It was easier than I
expected, if I'm honest.
637
00:41:40,418 --> 00:41:41,418
What about Ted?
638
00:41:41,419 --> 00:41:44,297
Quite a snub not to shake his
hand at the end of the game.
639
00:41:45,507 --> 00:41:48,884
Did I not? I didn't mean to.
640
00:41:48,885 --> 00:41:53,139
I... Guess I just got caught up
in the excitement of it all. Yeah.
641
00:41:55,183 --> 00:41:56,343
Excuse me a minute. I just...
642
00:42:08,613 --> 00:42:11,366
Coach Shelley, Mr. Mannion
asked me to give you this.
643
00:42:13,201 --> 00:42:14,744
{\an8}He'll meet you there in an hour.
644
00:42:17,872 --> 00:42:18,872
Thank...
645
00:42:36,433 --> 00:42:39,059
- It's so good to see you, Rebecca.
- You too, Bex.
646
00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:41,020
Oh, Rebecca, my dear.
647
00:42:41,021 --> 00:42:44,773
- So sorry for your loss.
- Thank you.
648
00:42:44,774 --> 00:42:47,193
Come on, old man. It's
way past your bedtime.
649
00:42:51,406 --> 00:42:52,407
Lovely to see you.
650
00:42:53,742 --> 00:42:55,327
I saw you with your assistant.
651
00:42:56,703 --> 00:42:58,955
Your daughter deserves
better, and so does Bex.
652
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,800
- Stop fucking around.
- Stop fucking around.
653
00:43:10,050 --> 00:43:11,051
Here you go.
654
00:43:12,302 --> 00:43:15,054
We are normally a lot
better than that. And nicer.
655
00:43:15,055 --> 00:43:19,850
Well, it's never great when your team
gets more red cards than goals, is it?
656
00:43:19,851 --> 00:43:20,851
No.
657
00:43:22,270 --> 00:43:23,897
What a shit show.
658
00:43:25,899 --> 00:43:28,067
Anyway, good news.
Bantr's trending.
659
00:43:28,068 --> 00:43:29,193
- It is?
- Yeah.
660
00:43:29,194 --> 00:43:32,197
Pretty sure the change
to the bio line helped.
661
00:43:32,739 --> 00:43:33,990
What are you talking about?
662
00:43:38,411 --> 00:43:39,662
Who did this?
663
00:43:39,663 --> 00:43:42,999
I did. This afternoon,
when I uploaded the vids.
664
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:44,876
You're welcome.
665
00:43:46,378 --> 00:43:47,671
- Shandy.
- Yeah.
666
00:43:49,256 --> 00:43:53,676
This is the opposite of
what Bantr is trying to do.
667
00:43:53,677 --> 00:43:56,011
Are you joking?
They're gonna love it.
668
00:43:56,012 --> 00:43:58,598
I've literally tripled their
subscribers in an hour.
669
00:43:59,891 --> 00:44:01,581
You need to change
this back, now. Please.
670
00:44:01,582 --> 00:44:03,270
You need to change
this back, now. Please.
671
00:44:04,437 --> 00:44:05,438
Yeah.
672
00:44:07,524 --> 00:44:09,484
It was really
lovely to meet you.
673
00:44:10,235 --> 00:44:12,529
- You too.
- Excuse me.
674
00:44:18,326 --> 00:44:20,912
Hey. Here he is!
675
00:44:22,038 --> 00:44:24,499
The Wonder Kid himself.
676
00:44:27,043 --> 00:44:28,962
The man of the hour!
677
00:44:29,713 --> 00:44:31,423
Thank you very
much, Mr. Mannion.
678
00:44:32,007 --> 00:44:34,384
Please, no. "Rupert."
679
00:44:35,302 --> 00:44:36,553
Nathan.
680
00:44:37,554 --> 00:44:39,263
Thanks, Ms. Kakes. That's...
681
00:44:39,264 --> 00:44:43,685
And Nathan, allow me
to introduce Anastasia.
682
00:44:45,228 --> 00:44:46,229
Huge fan.
683
00:44:49,482 --> 00:44:50,858
Oh, my God. You're famous.
684
00:44:50,859 --> 00:44:52,277
So are you.
685
00:44:58,033 --> 00:44:59,784
Congratulations to your victory.
686
00:45:00,744 --> 00:45:02,037
Yeah. Thank you.
687
00:45:10,587 --> 00:45:12,547
Come on, Tartt! One
more before dinner!
688
00:45:15,425 --> 00:45:16,593
Let's go, Coach.
689
00:45:23,016 --> 00:45:24,558
That was hard to watch.
690
00:45:24,559 --> 00:45:28,479
Thierry, West Ham's domination today
saw Ted Lasso being totally exposed
691
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,564
by his former
assistant Nate Shelley.
692
00:45:30,565 --> 00:45:33,984
Gary, I love this quote from
a Chinese philosopher, Laozi,
693
00:45:33,985 --> 00:45:36,654
"When the student is ready,
the teacher will appear.
694
00:45:36,655 --> 00:45:40,199
When the student is truly ready,
the teacher will disappear."
695
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,284
The Greyhounds...
696
00:46:10,981 --> 00:46:12,065
- Hi, Ted.
- Hey.
697
00:46:12,649 --> 00:46:13,691
Sorry about the match.
698
00:46:13,692 --> 00:46:16,193
No. That's all right.
It was a tough one.
699
00:46:16,194 --> 00:46:18,362
Henry's not here right now.
He's at a birthday party,
700
00:46:18,363 --> 00:46:19,446
- but I'll...
- No, that's okay.
701
00:46:19,447 --> 00:46:23,034
I was actually hoping just to
chat with you. You got a minute?
702
00:46:23,702 --> 00:46:25,786
Sure. Is everything okay?
703
00:46:25,787 --> 00:46:31,626
Yeah. Well... No.
You know, I just...
704
00:46:33,044 --> 00:46:35,088
I wanted to say
something real quick.
705
00:46:38,008 --> 00:46:39,009
Look, I...
706
00:46:39,759 --> 00:46:44,097
I know that you and I aren't,
you know, together anymore.
707
00:46:44,639 --> 00:46:47,183
And I respect that. Okay? I do.
708
00:46:52,981 --> 00:46:55,691
But, Well, you know,
709
00:46:55,692 --> 00:46:59,195
this whole thing with you and
Dr. Jacob really ticks me off.
710
00:47:01,072 --> 00:47:04,366
And I'm upset that we didn't
ever really get to talk about it
711
00:47:04,367 --> 00:47:06,202
before it all started.
712
00:47:07,954 --> 00:47:08,954
Yeah.
713
00:47:08,955 --> 00:47:13,668
And look, I understand
that me saying all this,
714
00:47:14,336 --> 00:47:17,172
might be the wrong
thing to do, but...
715
00:47:19,382 --> 00:47:22,969
I just feel like
not saying it...
716
00:47:26,389 --> 00:47:27,515
isn't the...
717
00:47:30,018 --> 00:47:31,658
Well, wouldn't be the
right thing either.
718
00:47:35,523 --> 00:47:37,817
'Cause we gotta raise this
little boy together, you know?
719
00:47:40,153 --> 00:47:42,614
We're stuck with each other.
We're gonna share grandkids.
720
00:47:49,246 --> 00:47:50,830
I love you, Michelle.
721
00:47:53,667 --> 00:47:55,001
And I love Henry.
722
00:47:59,881 --> 00:48:01,801
- And I love our family.
- And I love our family.
723
00:48:03,802 --> 00:48:05,220
No matter what it looks like.
724
00:48:12,227 --> 00:48:13,228
Okay?
725
00:48:16,273 --> 00:48:17,274
Of course.
726
00:48:21,861 --> 00:48:24,239
Well, I'll talk to y'all soon.
727
00:48:25,198 --> 00:48:27,784
Have a good night.
Tell Henry I love him.
728
00:48:28,618 --> 00:48:29,661
Good night, Ted.