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And with this loss,
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Richmond's dreary
winless streak continues.
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Another two goals for
Zava are not enough
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as Newcastle dismantle
the Greyhounds 4-2.
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The talent is clearly
on the field, Chris.
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It sure is, Arlo.
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The problem with this team
might be in the dugout.
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Damn it!
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Fuck.
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Chris, since their loss to Nathan
Shelley and West Ham last month,
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it seems the Greyhounds have
been dropping like a stone.
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Well, all objects drop at the
same rate, Arlo. Except feathers.
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Well said, Chris. When Zava
arrived, it was sunny days.
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But now, if you're
a Richmond fan,
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you've got to feel like
nothing is going your way.
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Boo! Boo!
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Things go from bad to worse
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as Richmond welcome
Manchester City mid-week.
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They are not in form to finally crack the
code against their sky-blue tormentors
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as they fall to ninth place.
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I knew positive
thinking was bullshit!
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- Oh. Wow, that's not very nice.
- What?
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"Even with Zava, Richmond
eat more arse than your mum."
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Buddy, you gotta
get off Twitter.
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This is a text from my father.
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Oh, boy. I just don't get it.
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You know?
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The effort was there, as always.
We just can't get over that hump.
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I don't know what the heck
the problem is. Do you guys?
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- Our defense is in shambles.
- Our offense is stale.
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And if the boys are gonna
fucking stand around
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watching fucking Zava all fucking match,
we should make them buy fucking tickets.
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Okay, so some
constructive criticism.
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- I appreciate that.
- Mmm.
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Hey, Boss. What's going on?
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I just have one quick
question for you.
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Are we ever gonna win
another fucking match?
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Um...
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Well, I hear the concern in
your voice and its volume.
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And it's funny 'cause we were
just brainstorming in here,
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coming up with some
real strong solves.
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You know what we're gonna do?
Pretend this club was a ship.
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We're gonna take that ship,
we're gonna turn around.
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Go against the tide,
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point that baby right at the North
Star and follow it all the way home.
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That's north, Ted.
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- This way is. Okay.
- I'm pretty sure it's that way.
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- That's what I meant. That way.
- No, it's right fucking that way.
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- You know, I'm discombobulated.
- No! You're all wrong! It's that way!
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Shoot.
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I think.
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Hmm.
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- Mmm.
- Can I take this for you?
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You can. Thank you very much.
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Sorry, do you think you
can take this as well?
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Rebecca.
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John Wingsnight. What
a lovely surprise.
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- Hello.
- Oh, uh, this is Jessica Darling.
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Jessica, darling,
Rebecca Welton.
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- It's so lovely to meet you.
- Oh, hi. Likewise. Hello, there.
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Uh, we actually went
out on a few dates.
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And then Rebecca dumped me out of
nowhere. In this exact coffee shop.
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Not that I come here all the
time, hoping to run into you.
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- 'Cause I don't.
- Okay.
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Well, may I say,
Rebecca, thank you.
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We're engaged.
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Ring-a-ding-ding.
Wedding calling.
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Engaged. Congratulations.
That's... Wow.
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How... did it happen?
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Oh, we matched on the
apps, uh, six months ago.
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Not Bantr. Couldn't use that.
It felt a bit weird since, uh...
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- Yeah.
- And in a sea of anythings,
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I went fishing and caught
myself a soul mate.
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Oh.
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Took her to see Hamilton
on our first date.
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- Amazing.
- And then defended my honor.
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Oh, God. Yeah. Get
this. It's intermission.
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We're standing in line to
buy the CD of the soundtrack,
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'cause I refuse to stream music. And
guess who's standing in front of us.
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- Sir Anthony Hopkins.
- Can you imagine?
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- Nope.
- Jessica politely taps him on the shoulder
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and asks if he'll film a little video
for Jessica's father as Hannibal Lecter,
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you know.
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- And he said no.
- Yeah.
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So I grabbed that
rapscallion by the collar,
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and I said, "Hey, we didn't
ask you to be famous."
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And took a quick ussie of the three of us
and emailed it to her... her dad's nurse.
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Made his day.
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My shite in nining armor.
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What? I just...
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What did you say?
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You jumbled your
words there a bit.
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What did you... You just
said, "shite in nining armor"?
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Yeah. I... I meant to say
"knight in shining armor."
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I just... One of me brain farts.
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Quite rare for her. She's
actually very smart.
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Went to Oxford for a bit.
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Wait, n-no, you said,
"shite in nining armor."
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You actually said
those specific words.
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I did.
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Anyway, uh, we should go.
Lovely to see you, Rebecca.
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You okay? Have you eaten?
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I completely understand
where Barbara's coming from,
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but as I was explaining to you,
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I'm worried that by adding more clients,
that could mean less attention paid
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to the wonderful people
we already represent.
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And then I... I reminded Keeley,
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as you've said so many times, Jack,
that, um, if it does get to the point
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where we feel we're
spreading ourselves thinly,
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then we'll hire more people.
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It's called "growth."
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- Okay. Uh, let me weigh in here.
- Oh, please.
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- I agree with Keeley.
- Well, that's great.
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Being a small boutique firm is
exactly what sets you apart.
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You want a restaurant to look
successful, you take out half the tables
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and you have a
line out the door.
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I say let's go for it.
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- Hmm.
- No, that's wonderful. Yeah.
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And instead of salaries, we can
give away the tables we threw out.
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- Don't worry, Barbara. It'll be great.
- Oh, yeah. Yes. Definitely.
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You ever think sunshine
gets jealous of her?
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- Knock, knock.
- Hi, babe.
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Now that your little, uh,
cool girls meeting's done,
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just wanted to share the exciting
news that I've started an app.
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Oh.
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It's like Bantr, but
it's better and cooler
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and actually cares about helping
people have sex with celebrities.
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What? Shandy.
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It's called "Star Fuckr."
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And, yeah, we are
looking for investors.
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I take it she's still angry
about the whole Bantr thing?
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Oh, yes. Mmm.
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Shandy does not have a good
relationship with rejection, or her ex,
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or with the workplace,
or most nouns, really.
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"You are so passionate,
but I have to let you go.
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I'm sorry, but I know someone as
brilliant as you will land on their feet."
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What did I do?
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No, no, no, no.
Keeley, sor... sorry.
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That's what you say
when you fire Shandy.
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Oh, my God.
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Sorry.
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It's called a
compliment sandwich.
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You... You give someone bad
news, but to soften the blow,
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you slap it between two
delicious slices of compliments.
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Oh. But I can't fire Shandy.
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She'll hate me.
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And she really thinks
she's killing it.
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Oh, I am sure she does.
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The worst people often
think they're the best.
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My dad calls it
"talent dysmorphia."
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That's good.
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You wanna get some lunch? My...
My meeting just got pushed.
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Abso-fucking-lutely!
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Yeah, my stomach started grumbling
when you said "compliment sandwich."
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- Aw, shit. Come and look at this.
- Ooh.
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Man, how the fuck does Nate
bag a baddie like Anastasia?
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Oh, maybe she made a bet.
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- Oh. In, like, She's All That.
- Yeah.
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Yes! But Nate does not have glasses
and a ponytail hiding his beauty.
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Nah, fuck no.
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His transformation's
gonna be on the inside.
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- Yeah.
- You know, She's All That
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is just the film version of
the musical My Fair Lady.
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Which is based on the George
Bernard Shaw play Pygmalion.
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I love pigs. They are cute
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but also have the same
intelligence as a human toddler.
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Yeah, but Anastasia's
just really fit, innit?
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- Oh, yeah. She's very pretty.
- She's the coldest, bro.
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Hey, Zava. What do you
think of Anastasia?
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I don't.
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My wife, Christina, is the
only woman I see with clarity.
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Every other woman is a smudge.
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Wow.
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My wife is sexy, but in a
girl-next-door kind of way.
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Glasses, ponytail, she paints.
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Like the girl in She's All That.
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- Like what?
- It's a movie.
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Oh, I don't care about,
uh, moving pictures.
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My favorite thing
to watch is my wife.
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Wow.
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If we stay with our
4-5-1, we're fucked.
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If we move to 4-4-2, we're
fucked. But if we try a 5-3-2...
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- We're gonna win?
- We're fucked.
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- Shoot. Hmm.
- Man City.
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I can't believe our white whale
has the same name as the strip club
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where I danced in college.
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Um...
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What's going on, Trent?
You got an idea for us?
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Um, no, I can't. I'm, uh...
I'm only here to observe.
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- I... I couldn't, um, interfere.
- I get it.
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You know, you're kinda like one of
them sadistic nature documentarians
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that won't put down their camera
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even though they see a poor, defenseless,
adorable, little, injured monkey
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about to get attacked
by a pack of hyenas.
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All right. Okay.
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Have you ever considered an
old-school long-ball game?
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- Oh, what, like route one?
- What's that?
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A kick-and-rush tactic
that can be a viable option
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for an overmatched team
against a superior opponent.
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Okay, well, great.
Let's do that then.
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Nah, their center
backs are too athletic.
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- They'd murder us.
- Yeah, you're fucked.
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Mmm. Mm-hmm.
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- Uh...
- Everything okay, Ted?
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Uh, Henry got bullied
at school this morning.
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If we leave right now
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and take the connecting
flight through Paris,
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we can be in Kansas by noon,
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and that punk's house
will be in ashes by 12:30!
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No, no. Best thing you can do
with bullies is ignore them.
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Then you sneak into
their house at 4:00 a.m.,
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which, statistically speaking,
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is the hour people are least
prepared to defend themselves.
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Correct.
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And once you're standing over
them, as they sleep in their bed,
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you start to beat them.
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With a thick, heavy rope
soaked in red paint.
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Pummeling them over and
over until they wake,
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confusing the paint
for their own blood.
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When they beg you to stop,
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you laugh as loud as you can,
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for as long as you can.
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And then you start
to beat them again.
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Mmm. Yeah.
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You know, I may just hold
off on anything like that
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until I connect with Michelle
and just get the details,
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see what actually happened.
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Yeah, all right.
Yeah, fair enough.
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- But thank you.
- Pleasure.
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Hmm.
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Rebecca, do you have a moment?
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Of course.
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May I have a seat?
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Leslie, this formality is really
freaking me out. Just sit.
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The thing is, the club is
going in the wrong direction,
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and I fear that it has little to
do with the quality of our players.
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Therefore, if we don't do well against
City, we may have to consider...
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Think about thinking
about possibly,
239
00:12:57,988 --> 00:13:01,282
maybe focusing on theoretically,
240
00:13:01,283 --> 00:13:05,160
as it were, changing
the manager of our club.
241
00:13:05,161 --> 00:13:06,662
You want to fire Ted?
242
00:13:06,663 --> 00:13:11,334
At what point during any of that did
it seem like something I wanted to do?
243
00:13:11,918 --> 00:13:14,503
Leslie, this is too bleak
for me at the moment.
244
00:13:14,504 --> 00:13:17,298
Therefore, I am granting myself
permission to change the subject.
245
00:13:17,299 --> 00:13:19,134
Do you believe in psychics?
246
00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:22,845
Oh. Uh, yeah, as a
matter of fact, I do.
247
00:13:22,846 --> 00:13:24,138
Why doesn't that surprise me?
248
00:13:24,139 --> 00:13:27,474
I mean you're so, I
don't know whimsical.
249
00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:31,729
Thank you. My Aunt Devorah
has a touch of the shine,
250
00:13:31,730 --> 00:13:33,731
a little bit of the inner eye.
251
00:13:33,732 --> 00:13:37,861
And she predicted that Julie and I
would have five children, all boys.
252
00:13:38,737 --> 00:13:39,737
And look at us now.
253
00:13:39,738 --> 00:13:42,574
Just a house full of
soaking wet toilet seats.
254
00:13:43,283 --> 00:13:44,658
Uh, why do you ask?
255
00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:46,660
Oh, a few weeks ago,
256
00:13:46,661 --> 00:13:49,748
I sort of went
and saw a psychic.
257
00:13:50,582 --> 00:13:52,958
Not sort of. I... I
completely saw one.
258
00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:55,337
Wha... Wow! What did she
say about the season?
259
00:13:55,962 --> 00:13:57,880
- I didn't ask.
- Ah.
260
00:13:57,881 --> 00:14:02,134
She was a bit of a quack. But she did
say a couple of things would happen,
261
00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:04,345
and now they've happened.
262
00:14:04,346 --> 00:14:05,429
Mmm.
263
00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:06,806
That's odd, isn't it?
264
00:14:07,474 --> 00:14:10,018
The universe is full of things
we can't explain, Rebecca.
265
00:14:10,644 --> 00:14:12,604
Fingernails. What's that about?
266
00:14:13,104 --> 00:14:15,731
And psychics, even if some
of them are charlatans,
267
00:14:15,732 --> 00:14:18,067
they can help us see
something in ourselves
268
00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:21,488
that we can't quite
see ourselves.
269
00:14:25,116 --> 00:14:26,116
Thank you, Leslie.
270
00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:27,911
Mmm. Hmm.
271
00:14:39,214 --> 00:14:40,715
Oh, hello, Ms. Kakes.
272
00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:46,595
- From Rupert?
- My friend Anastasia.
273
00:14:46,596 --> 00:14:47,681
She wants you to call her.
274
00:14:49,015 --> 00:14:52,102
She was surprised you didn't ask
for her number at Bones & Honey.
275
00:14:53,061 --> 00:14:54,741
Well, I didn't want
to appear too forward.
276
00:15:00,277 --> 00:15:02,779
Okay.
277
00:15:13,915 --> 00:15:16,458
Oh, um, hello. Uh, I'm
glad that I've caught you.
278
00:15:16,459 --> 00:15:18,294
It's, uh, Nathan Shelley.
279
00:15:18,295 --> 00:15:20,671
Uh, I really enjoyed
meeting you the other night,
280
00:15:20,672 --> 00:15:23,300
and I was hoping that we
could meet for another drink.
281
00:15:24,801 --> 00:15:28,305
Yeah, sorry, Mum. I'm just, uh,
practicing for the... Yeah. How was I?
282
00:15:30,307 --> 00:15:33,726
"I think we should meet for
another drink" is more direct.
283
00:15:33,727 --> 00:15:36,979
Yeah. Okay, yeah. Thank you.
284
00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:39,107
All right, love
you. Bye-bye. Bye.
285
00:15:40,358 --> 00:15:41,192
Okay.
286
00:15:41,193 --> 00:15:43,862
Should go for another
drink. Should.
287
00:15:52,454 --> 00:15:53,997
- Hey, Coach.
- Hello, Rebecca.
288
00:15:57,918 --> 00:15:59,710
- Ted.
- No, I know, I know, I know.
289
00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:03,590
You are still feeling bad about
yelling at me the other day, right?
290
00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:06,009
I can be a little bit psychic.
291
00:16:07,302 --> 00:16:08,303
It's okay.
292
00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:11,765
No, yes, I... I shouldn't
have bullied you.
293
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,604
- Nice speaking with you, boss.
- You too, Ted.
294
00:16:29,032 --> 00:16:30,533
Afternoon.
295
00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:39,416
Hi.
296
00:16:39,918 --> 00:16:41,210
Ms. Jones.
297
00:16:41,211 --> 00:16:43,879
- Hope you enjoyed your lunch with Jack.
- Mmm.
298
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,839
Um, just a quick question.
299
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:49,802
Did you tell Shandy to call Emma
Jayye at 4:00 in the morning,
300
00:16:49,803 --> 00:16:53,556
whilst drunk on
"espresso martinis,"
301
00:16:53,557 --> 00:16:57,768
to pitch her an idea
for "condoms for balls"?
302
00:16:57,769 --> 00:17:00,981
- What?
- Emma Jayye designs sunglasses.
303
00:17:01,565 --> 00:17:03,816
Yeah, no, of course I
didn't do that. Why?
304
00:17:03,817 --> 00:17:05,651
Oh, because she just fired us.
305
00:17:07,529 --> 00:17:08,821
Because of Shandy.
306
00:17:08,822 --> 00:17:10,532
Because of your friend.
307
00:17:13,285 --> 00:17:14,285
Shandy.
308
00:17:14,286 --> 00:17:16,704
- Yeah?
- Can I speak with you, please?
309
00:17:16,705 --> 00:17:19,748
- Can you give me 30 minutes?
- No, now.
310
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:22,502
- Please can I watch?
- Barbara.
311
00:17:27,716 --> 00:17:29,174
Hi. I can give you five minutes,
312
00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:31,427
then I have to go downstairs and
meet with a potential assistant.
313
00:17:31,428 --> 00:17:33,555
She's scared of elevators.
It's cute, right?
314
00:17:34,431 --> 00:17:36,140
Can you come have
a seat, please?
315
00:17:36,141 --> 00:17:37,225
Yeah.
316
00:17:48,403 --> 00:17:49,446
Shandy.
317
00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:52,657
Am I getting a raise?
318
00:17:54,784 --> 00:17:56,494
You are so brilliant.
319
00:17:58,204 --> 00:17:59,205
But...
320
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:05,378
My bold determination?
What the fuck?
321
00:18:07,631 --> 00:18:10,800
All right! Listen up, sheep.
322
00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:15,847
I was just let go because some people
can't handle working with an innovator.
323
00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:21,269
So, I'm starting my own PR
firm to take this place down.
324
00:18:22,896 --> 00:18:23,939
Who's coming with me?
325
00:18:28,276 --> 00:18:29,735
I'll pay you double
what you're making here.
326
00:18:29,736 --> 00:18:30,820
Who's coming with me?
327
00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:34,157
All right.
328
00:18:34,866 --> 00:18:37,534
Three months holiday
every year, company car,
329
00:18:37,535 --> 00:18:40,913
massage table in the office
with a licensed masseuse.
330
00:18:40,914 --> 00:18:42,249
Who's coming with me?
331
00:18:44,251 --> 00:18:45,794
I'll go with you.
332
00:18:46,378 --> 00:18:48,004
- Not you, Dan.
- Right.
333
00:18:49,214 --> 00:18:52,300
Barbara. I know you're with me.
334
00:18:52,884 --> 00:18:54,593
I couldn't be less with you.
335
00:18:54,594 --> 00:18:59,807
That's because you're a
coward, and I fucking hate you.
336
00:18:59,808 --> 00:19:02,601
I hate all of you!
337
00:19:02,602 --> 00:19:04,937
Oh, Keeley, please let me stay.
338
00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:08,315
I just love it here so
much. We're a family.
339
00:19:08,316 --> 00:19:10,109
- I love you.
- You're gonna be fine, Shandy. I pro...
340
00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:11,360
No, I'm not!
341
00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:15,615
Oh, you bunch of fascist fucks!
342
00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:22,955
I fucking... You
fucking ten-percenters.
343
00:19:22,956 --> 00:19:24,332
Yeah, that's what you are.
344
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:28,587
You know what? Fuck you all.
345
00:19:29,296 --> 00:19:30,380
That's ours.
346
00:19:31,506 --> 00:19:33,466
Well, fuck off then.
347
00:19:34,593 --> 00:19:35,634
Dan, let's go.
348
00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:37,012
Actually, I'm staying.
349
00:19:38,054 --> 00:19:40,181
Suck my dick.
350
00:19:42,309 --> 00:19:43,309
All right.
351
00:19:46,104 --> 00:19:47,230
Mmm.
352
00:19:48,398 --> 00:19:49,523
Well, I'm not gonna say it.
353
00:19:49,524 --> 00:19:50,691
No, but you're gonna think it.
354
00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:52,944
Yes, often. And forever.
355
00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:07,374
Hello, there. I'm Rebecca Welton. I
have an appointment with Dr. Wagner.
356
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,084
Fill this out, and
he'll be right with you.
357
00:20:09,085 --> 00:20:11,171
- Ah, thank you so much. Thank you.
- Take a seat.
358
00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:46,038
- Rebecca. What a nice surprise.
- Ah.
359
00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:48,165
- You don't have to fill out all that junk.
- Oh.
360
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,834
- Come on back, my dear.
361
00:20:53,046 --> 00:20:55,256
- Thank you.
- Take a seat.
362
00:20:55,257 --> 00:20:56,897
- Yep. Thank you.
- Make yourself at home.
363
00:21:02,764 --> 00:21:06,393
So, how are you holding up?
364
00:21:09,104 --> 00:21:11,021
Given Richmond's current slump?
365
00:21:11,022 --> 00:21:13,983
You poor thing. So
stressful, it must be.
366
00:21:13,984 --> 00:21:17,069
Well, it's been a bit
tough, I'll admit.
367
00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:21,031
But, um, we're just in
a bit of a bad stretch.
368
00:21:21,032 --> 00:21:23,367
Well, it will all
work out. I know it.
369
00:21:23,368 --> 00:21:25,786
As long as you have Zava,
you'll be just fine.
370
00:21:25,787 --> 00:21:28,330
- He's amazing, isn't he?
- He is. Yes.
371
00:21:28,331 --> 00:21:30,041
Yes, we're, uh... we're
lucky to have him.
372
00:21:31,042 --> 00:21:33,837
So tell me, what
brings you in today?
373
00:21:34,754 --> 00:21:40,843
Right. So, um, you know, I'm... I'm
aware that what I'm about to ask,
374
00:21:40,844 --> 00:21:44,598
given my age, uh, is
a bit far-fetched.
375
00:21:45,432 --> 00:21:48,058
But I was just wondering if...
376
00:21:48,059 --> 00:21:50,395
If you're able to have children?
377
00:21:51,313 --> 00:21:53,064
Yes. That.
378
00:21:53,565 --> 00:21:55,317
It's not far-fetched at all.
379
00:21:56,192 --> 00:21:59,321
I treat women your age,
and older, all of the time.
380
00:21:59,905 --> 00:22:01,656
- You do?
- Absolutely.
381
00:22:02,449 --> 00:22:04,909
Now, that said, I
can't guarantee...
382
00:22:04,910 --> 00:22:06,744
Oh, no, of course. I know.
383
00:22:06,745 --> 00:22:10,457
But we can run some tests and
see what's possible. Sound good?
384
00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:13,083
Great. Yep. Thank you.
385
00:22:13,084 --> 00:22:14,752
Well, uh, sit tight, relax.
386
00:22:14,753 --> 00:22:18,339
I'll have our tech, uh, take
some blood and do some imaging.
387
00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:20,966
- Wonderful to see you.
- Likewise.
388
00:22:20,967 --> 00:22:22,302
Go Richmond!
389
00:22:42,405 --> 00:22:43,490
Right, listen up.
390
00:22:44,574 --> 00:22:47,619
When you're leaving, get
yourself a shower. Get some rest.
391
00:22:48,328 --> 00:22:51,748
More importantly, no video
games before bedtime.
392
00:22:52,707 --> 00:22:55,334
Unless it's Animal Crossing.
That shit's fucking soothing.
393
00:22:55,335 --> 00:22:57,254
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Well done, guys.
394
00:22:57,837 --> 00:23:00,256
You know, I think we're really
starting to turn our fortunes around.
395
00:23:00,257 --> 00:23:02,634
- Well, actually, Sam...
- Jan Maas, no need.
396
00:23:03,218 --> 00:23:05,803
Sam, we're playing like
shit, and we all know it.
397
00:23:05,804 --> 00:23:07,638
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
398
00:23:07,639 --> 00:23:10,600
Hey. Enough of that negativity.
399
00:23:11,434 --> 00:23:14,353
Yeah, City are
great. They just are.
400
00:23:14,354 --> 00:23:16,689
But who the fuck cares?
'Cause so are we.
401
00:23:16,690 --> 00:23:20,151
So stop acting like a bunch
of little bunny rabbits.
402
00:23:20,694 --> 00:23:22,737
Let's fucking do this, yeah?
403
00:23:28,535 --> 00:23:29,911
Jamie is so right.
404
00:23:33,915 --> 00:23:35,500
It's as if he were Zava.
405
00:23:36,418 --> 00:23:37,418
Get off me, man.
406
00:23:37,419 --> 00:23:40,338
You see, I am no prophet.
407
00:23:41,673 --> 00:23:43,133
Prophets believe in something.
408
00:23:44,509 --> 00:23:45,844
I do not just believe.
409
00:23:47,304 --> 00:23:52,475
I know in my heart, in my bones,
410
00:23:53,351 --> 00:23:55,604
in my well-defined
delts, traps and glutes
411
00:23:57,230 --> 00:23:59,940
that there is no opponent
this team cannot conquer.
412
00:23:59,941 --> 00:24:01,525
I literally just said that.
413
00:24:01,526 --> 00:24:04,154
You will not win because of me.
414
00:24:06,197 --> 00:24:09,659
You will win because
you work together.
415
00:24:10,702 --> 00:24:11,870
Because together...
416
00:24:14,873 --> 00:24:16,917
you can achieve anything.
417
00:24:20,253 --> 00:24:22,964
Manchester City is going down!
418
00:24:41,524 --> 00:24:42,942
Hey. There you are.
419
00:24:42,943 --> 00:24:45,069
Hey, Ted. I'm sorry we
kept missing each other.
420
00:24:45,070 --> 00:24:47,405
That's okay. I get it, you know?
421
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,323
How's the little guy doing?
422
00:24:49,324 --> 00:24:51,576
He's okay. He's actually
at the park right now.
423
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,827
He is? Oh, that's great.
424
00:24:53,828 --> 00:24:57,082
Yeah. Jake thought it'd be a good idea
to get outside, get some fresh air.
425
00:24:58,458 --> 00:25:02,294
Yeah. No, that's, uh...
That's... that's smart. Yeah.
426
00:25:02,295 --> 00:25:04,755
Um, what about you?
How are you doing?
427
00:25:04,756 --> 00:25:06,840
Oh, I've definitely been better.
428
00:25:06,841 --> 00:25:07,926
I hear you.
429
00:25:08,593 --> 00:25:11,012
I've been pulling my hair
out all day over this.
430
00:25:11,513 --> 00:25:13,806
You know, I actually told Beard
and Roy about what happened.
431
00:25:13,807 --> 00:25:16,100
Those fellas were ready to
hop on a flight to Kansas
432
00:25:16,101 --> 00:25:18,937
and go full Wicked Witch of the
West on the kid that bullied him.
433
00:25:20,397 --> 00:25:25,110
No, Ted, um, Henry wasn't
bullied. He was the bully.
434
00:25:26,736 --> 00:25:27,737
What?
435
00:25:29,155 --> 00:25:31,782
AFC Richmond versus
Manchester City.
436
00:25:31,783 --> 00:25:34,660
Normally, the Greyhound faithful
mark the loss on the calendar
437
00:25:34,661 --> 00:25:36,246
before the match is even played.
438
00:25:36,746 --> 00:25:39,498
But tonight, with Zava,
hope is in the air
439
00:25:39,499 --> 00:25:43,378
that Richmond will finally prevail
in this decidedly one-sided rivalry.
440
00:25:45,839 --> 00:25:47,423
It's, uh, quitting time.
441
00:25:47,424 --> 00:25:48,967
I'll see you tomorrow, Dan.
442
00:25:49,634 --> 00:25:50,635
No.
443
00:25:51,595 --> 00:25:52,888
I quit.
444
00:25:55,557 --> 00:25:56,682
No, no. I'm joking.
445
00:25:56,683 --> 00:25:59,894
U-Unless you want me to quit?
446
00:25:59,895 --> 00:26:03,022
- No, I'd love to see you tomorrow, Dan.
- Okay.
447
00:26:03,023 --> 00:26:04,566
- Night.
- All right. Thank you.
448
00:26:07,611 --> 00:26:10,237
- Good night, Ms. Jones.
- Oh, night, Barbara.
449
00:26:10,238 --> 00:26:11,947
- Barbara?
- Oh.
450
00:26:11,948 --> 00:26:13,532
Ooh!
451
00:26:13,533 --> 00:26:17,369
Do you wanna go see the Richmond
match tonight? Either of you?
452
00:26:17,370 --> 00:26:19,706
Will it be as
violent as last time?
453
00:26:20,582 --> 00:26:22,751
- Probably not.
- Then no.
454
00:26:24,211 --> 00:26:25,170
I'll tag along.
455
00:26:25,171 --> 00:26:27,051
Uh, can I borrow your
office to make some calls?
456
00:26:27,672 --> 00:26:29,340
Oh, yes, of course. Yes.
457
00:26:29,341 --> 00:26:31,718
Just don't look
in my desk drawer.
458
00:26:32,719 --> 00:26:34,095
Don't.
459
00:26:39,684 --> 00:26:41,393
I'm definitely gonna
look in those drawers.
460
00:26:41,394 --> 00:26:42,938
Mmm-hmm.
461
00:26:51,988 --> 00:26:53,281
Zava! Zava!
462
00:26:54,449 --> 00:26:58,077
Zava! Zava! Zava! Zava!
463
00:26:58,078 --> 00:26:59,161
Peel 'em.
464
00:26:59,162 --> 00:27:00,246
Slice 'em.
465
00:27:00,247 --> 00:27:01,330
- Cut 'em.
- Yeah.
466
00:27:01,331 --> 00:27:02,706
- Mash 'em.
- I'm not playing.
467
00:27:02,707 --> 00:27:04,500
- Cheer until your voice bleeds.
- Okay.
468
00:27:04,501 --> 00:27:05,626
Eat 'em.
469
00:27:05,627 --> 00:27:07,587
- Outclass 'em, Sam.
- Thank you, Coach.
470
00:27:09,798 --> 00:27:12,842
Oi. Where's Zava?
471
00:27:20,934 --> 00:27:22,434
Hey, Coach. Check it out.
472
00:27:22,435 --> 00:27:25,479
115 straight days, no pee drops
on the khakis. New record.
473
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,731
Proud of you.
474
00:27:29,651 --> 00:27:30,693
You connect with Henry yet?
475
00:27:30,694 --> 00:27:32,070
No, keep missing each other.
476
00:27:32,946 --> 00:27:36,031
Why can't the world just have
one big time zone, you know?
477
00:27:36,032 --> 00:27:40,494
- The sun.
- Right, the gosh-dang sun. Oy, oy, oy.
478
00:27:40,495 --> 00:27:43,455
Henry's a good kid,
'cause you're his dad.
479
00:27:43,456 --> 00:27:44,790
Mm-hmm.
480
00:27:44,791 --> 00:27:47,794
And whatever's going on with
him, he's gonna be just fine.
481
00:27:48,879 --> 00:27:51,005
Thank you, Coach. I
needed to hear that.
482
00:27:51,006 --> 00:27:53,258
No, you needed to hear it.
483
00:27:53,925 --> 00:27:55,677
- That's what I said.
- You did?
484
00:27:57,721 --> 00:27:59,180
We got a fucking problem.
485
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,147
Oh. Is that my...
486
00:28:07,856 --> 00:28:10,441
Two questions. Um, are you
ready to leave for the match?
487
00:28:10,442 --> 00:28:13,778
And do you smell
that awful stench?
488
00:28:14,362 --> 00:28:16,239
Yes and yes.
489
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,870
Oh, my God. What was that?
490
00:28:25,498 --> 00:28:26,791
That is fucking weird.
491
00:28:28,126 --> 00:28:29,336
Oh! Wow!
492
00:28:30,128 --> 00:28:31,795
What the fuck?
493
00:28:31,796 --> 00:28:33,215
Where did that come from?
494
00:28:35,091 --> 00:28:36,509
Oh, my God.
495
00:28:39,596 --> 00:28:43,934
"The lion has left. Enjoy the
lamb, bitch. XOXO, Shandy."
496
00:28:46,394 --> 00:28:47,686
Jesus.
497
00:28:47,687 --> 00:28:50,482
It's a gentle reminder to
cancel her security badge.
498
00:28:51,942 --> 00:28:53,235
Fuck me.
499
00:28:59,449 --> 00:29:01,534
Oh, my God! That is so sour.
500
00:29:06,915 --> 00:29:08,124
After you.
501
00:29:09,334 --> 00:29:10,459
Oh.
502
00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:11,545
Ooh.
503
00:29:16,174 --> 00:29:19,426
Hello, Jade. Um, Shelley.
504
00:29:19,427 --> 00:29:21,680
Uh, reservation
for two. Thank you.
505
00:29:23,682 --> 00:29:25,307
And you, miss? How
can I help you?
506
00:29:25,308 --> 00:29:27,935
- Oh...
- Oh, no, she, uh... We, uh...
507
00:29:27,936 --> 00:29:29,395
This is Anastasia.
508
00:29:29,396 --> 00:29:34,025
Uh, she is a very famous model,
uh, and we are on a date.
509
00:29:35,694 --> 00:29:38,363
Togeth... Together.
Two. For two.
510
00:29:38,989 --> 00:29:39,989
Hello.
511
00:29:41,116 --> 00:29:43,409
Um, you have very cute head.
512
00:29:43,410 --> 00:29:45,911
Thank you. I got
it from my father.
513
00:29:45,912 --> 00:29:48,622
- Right this way.
- Oh, no. Sorry, Jade, dear.
514
00:29:48,623 --> 00:29:51,418
Uh, we would like the,
uh, window table, please.
515
00:29:53,962 --> 00:29:56,422
- I'll have to go ask Derek.
- I already checked with Derek.
516
00:29:56,423 --> 00:30:01,051
Oh, Nathan Jelly!
The wonder kid!
517
00:30:01,052 --> 00:30:02,261
Yeah. Touch it.
518
00:30:02,262 --> 00:30:03,555
- Hey!
- Uh-huh.
519
00:30:04,222 --> 00:30:05,599
And, whoa, whoa, whoa.
520
00:30:06,433 --> 00:30:08,434
Slap me round the
face. Am I dreaming?
521
00:30:08,435 --> 00:30:11,062
The one and only Anastasia
in my restaurant.
522
00:30:11,980 --> 00:30:14,065
I'm a huge fan of
your face and body.
523
00:30:14,691 --> 00:30:18,862
Best table in the house for you
two. If you'd like to come this way?
524
00:30:23,742 --> 00:30:25,243
Oh. Yeah.
525
00:30:31,499 --> 00:30:32,875
There you go.
526
00:30:32,876 --> 00:30:34,835
- There you go.
- Thank you, Derek.
527
00:30:34,836 --> 00:30:36,046
- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
528
00:30:42,844 --> 00:30:43,845
Hmm.
529
00:30:45,388 --> 00:30:47,057
It's not very nice in here.
530
00:30:48,433 --> 00:30:50,226
Oh. No, but...
531
00:30:50,227 --> 00:30:54,064
Just wait till you try the food,
'cause the baklava is divine.
532
00:30:56,858 --> 00:30:57,859
Hmm.
533
00:31:28,265 --> 00:31:31,059
I have some bad news.
534
00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:35,564
Let's go, lads.
Let's go! Come on!
535
00:31:36,064 --> 00:31:40,819
And Richmond are ready to start the
game with Colin Hughes in place of Zava.
536
00:31:41,361 --> 00:31:43,946
Hughes for Zava.
Any thoughts, Chris?
537
00:31:43,947 --> 00:31:46,783
Yes. That's the stupidest
thing I've ever seen.
538
00:31:47,784 --> 00:31:50,953
And we're off.
But where is Zava?
539
00:31:50,954 --> 00:31:52,581
Hey. Any news?
540
00:31:53,164 --> 00:31:54,164
Nobody knows where he is.
541
00:31:54,165 --> 00:31:56,000
That fucking prick's
not answering his phone.
542
00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:59,086
Neither is his agent, his manager,
his publicist, his trainer,
543
00:31:59,087 --> 00:32:03,299
his acupuncturist, his acupressurist,
his fecalist, his avocado whisperer,
544
00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:04,592
not even his barber.
545
00:32:04,593 --> 00:32:07,177
Hmm. Maybe he's dead.
546
00:32:07,178 --> 00:32:08,471
Fucking better be.
547
00:32:09,347 --> 00:32:12,474
Richmond have played without
Zava for ten minutes,
548
00:32:12,475 --> 00:32:14,603
and we're all left
wondering why.
549
00:32:15,186 --> 00:32:19,024
Goodbye, my sweet
little stinky friend.
550
00:32:20,066 --> 00:32:23,611
If Shandy asks to borrow an
animal again, please say no.
551
00:32:23,612 --> 00:32:25,321
Oh, sorry, Keeley.
552
00:32:25,322 --> 00:32:27,407
She promised to get a
date with a celebrity.
553
00:32:28,033 --> 00:32:30,159
I've always wanted to come
out of a restaurant and say,
554
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,577
"No pictures, please."
555
00:32:31,578 --> 00:32:34,581
Edward, gotta love someone for
what they are, not who they are.
556
00:32:35,457 --> 00:32:36,291
Mmm.
557
00:32:36,292 --> 00:32:39,628
- And here is a giant bag of shit.
- Oh.
558
00:32:46,593 --> 00:32:49,345
Yeah. That's finally starting
to smell better, right?
559
00:32:49,346 --> 00:32:51,264
Better? Uh, sure.
560
00:32:51,765 --> 00:32:55,060
Now it smells like someone took a dump
directly into a pumpkin spice latte.
561
00:32:56,811 --> 00:32:59,521
Oi. I could use a drink actually.
You don't have anything, do you?
562
00:32:59,522 --> 00:33:01,191
Oh, shit. No, sorry.
563
00:33:02,901 --> 00:33:03,901
Wait.
564
00:33:11,534 --> 00:33:14,078
Shandy's work vodka
finally comes in handy.
565
00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:16,038
Nice. Where'd she hide that?
566
00:33:16,039 --> 00:33:17,290
On her desk.
567
00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:21,044
- Yeah.
- You probably want a mixer and ice.
568
00:33:21,586 --> 00:33:23,045
Candied oranges?
569
00:33:23,046 --> 00:33:24,464
Keeley, you're adorable.
570
00:33:25,048 --> 00:33:28,301
But I went to the most prestigious
boarding school in Denmark.
571
00:33:29,177 --> 00:33:30,887
We chugged warm
vodka for breakfast.
572
00:33:31,388 --> 00:33:36,017
Wow. It takes a lot to surprise
me, and yet you just did.
573
00:33:37,018 --> 00:33:38,394
Skål.
574
00:33:38,395 --> 00:33:39,395
Cheers.
575
00:33:43,358 --> 00:33:44,692
I cannot post this.
576
00:33:44,693 --> 00:33:47,070
The little dips look
like piles of vomit.
577
00:33:48,405 --> 00:33:52,325
I cannot post vomit. People will see
this, and they will want to vomit.
578
00:33:53,368 --> 00:33:58,831
Okay. Um, well, the good news is, it
tastes a lot better than it looks.
579
00:33:58,832 --> 00:34:05,213
And this pita is, um, freshly
made at the bakery down the road.
580
00:34:06,214 --> 00:34:07,215
Feed it to me.
581
00:34:08,592 --> 00:34:10,844
Okay. Mm-hmm.
582
00:34:11,385 --> 00:34:14,931
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mm-hmm.
583
00:34:15,765 --> 00:34:17,142
Mmm. Mm-hmm.
584
00:34:17,726 --> 00:34:20,311
- Yeah? Yeah?
- Mmm. Mm-hmm.
585
00:34:25,317 --> 00:34:26,318
Hmm.
586
00:34:26,943 --> 00:34:28,485
- Nate?
- Yeah?
587
00:34:28,486 --> 00:34:31,906
Can we please leave? I
mean, the food is yummy,
588
00:34:31,907 --> 00:34:33,825
but it's just so dumpy and sad.
589
00:34:34,910 --> 00:34:37,412
Okay, look, I know it
might not exactly be cool,
590
00:34:38,288 --> 00:34:39,914
but this place is
important to me.
591
00:34:40,749 --> 00:34:44,877
This is where my family celebrated
our birthdays, anniversaries.
592
00:34:44,878 --> 00:34:47,678
It's where we came after I got promoted
as assistant coach at Richmond.
593
00:34:48,882 --> 00:34:52,718
Every important event in our
lives has been spent here.
594
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,931
And, to me, that makes this
place even better than cool.
595
00:34:57,557 --> 00:34:58,642
Hmm.
596
00:34:59,809 --> 00:35:01,852
Oh, what am I thinking? We
should get the saganaki!
597
00:35:01,853 --> 00:35:03,729
Oh, I'm going to make a call.
598
00:35:03,730 --> 00:35:06,983
My friend has the flu. And
I have to check on her.
599
00:35:08,526 --> 00:35:10,862
No, that's... No, that's
very nice. That's kind.
600
00:35:11,446 --> 00:35:13,365
Do you need all that
stuff to go make a call?
601
00:35:27,837 --> 00:35:28,838
All right.
602
00:35:33,969 --> 00:35:35,136
Sorry, mate.
603
00:35:36,179 --> 00:35:38,890
Still got to charge
you for the booze.
604
00:35:47,649 --> 00:35:49,108
And the final score is 4-0
605
00:35:49,109 --> 00:35:53,904
as the Richmond Ahabs are still unable
to catch their great blue whale.
606
00:35:53,905 --> 00:35:55,948
And without Zava,
we're left wondering
607
00:35:55,949 --> 00:35:58,534
if this team even belongs
in the Premier League.
608
00:35:58,535 --> 00:36:02,246
Well, without Zava, this team doesn't
belong in my church league, Arlo.
609
00:36:02,247 --> 00:36:03,872
It's actually a
competitive league
610
00:36:03,873 --> 00:36:05,624
- with some very talented clergy.
- Boo!
611
00:36:05,625 --> 00:36:08,586
You're all a bunch
of fucking wankers!
612
00:36:08,587 --> 00:36:11,088
McAdoo, you are shit!
613
00:36:11,089 --> 00:36:14,384
Without Zava, you're shit!
Even with Zava, you're shit!
614
00:36:50,086 --> 00:36:51,087
Hello, Doctor.
615
00:36:52,547 --> 00:36:55,759
Ah, yes. Yes, big loss today.
616
00:36:57,093 --> 00:37:00,472
Mmm. I did. I... I just, uh,
saw... Saw the announcement.
617
00:37:01,139 --> 00:37:02,556
Yes, extraordinary talent.
618
00:37:02,557 --> 00:37:05,685
Sorry, Doctor. I'm... I'm just
in a little bit of a rush.
619
00:37:06,978 --> 00:37:08,772
That would be great.
Thank... Thank you.
620
00:37:15,695 --> 00:37:18,198
Ah. Okay.
621
00:37:20,784 --> 00:37:23,328
Right. Yes. That's...
That's what I thought.
622
00:37:25,163 --> 00:37:27,874
Oh, it's... it's definitely to
be... Bet... Better to be sure.
623
00:37:30,001 --> 00:37:31,294
Yeah, well, thanks again.
624
00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:35,966
Yes. Yes, it was nice
to see you again too.
625
00:37:38,969 --> 00:37:39,970
Thank you.
626
00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:20,885
What? You actually
dated a birthday clown?
627
00:38:20,886 --> 00:38:23,388
For three wacky weeks.
628
00:38:25,599 --> 00:38:29,393
Did you ever have sex with the clown?
Like, with the nose and everything?
629
00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:30,394
Of course I did.
630
00:38:32,272 --> 00:38:33,690
It was in his car, actually.
631
00:38:34,274 --> 00:38:36,985
All crammed in there with,
like, 30 of his clown friends.
632
00:38:42,324 --> 00:38:45,577
God. Hearing about
all your bozo exes,
633
00:38:46,119 --> 00:38:48,872
making me feel much better
about my last relationship.
634
00:38:49,789 --> 00:38:51,582
- Oh, the footballer, right?
- Yeah.
635
00:38:51,583 --> 00:38:53,500
Yeah. Jamie what's-his-name?
636
00:38:53,501 --> 00:38:58,172
No. Well, yeah... No... Um...
637
00:38:58,173 --> 00:38:59,674
The bad breakup?
638
00:39:00,967 --> 00:39:04,262
No. It was fun. Five
stars. Would break again.
639
00:39:08,099 --> 00:39:09,391
Hmm.
640
00:39:09,392 --> 00:39:11,394
Actually, it was,
uh... it was...
641
00:39:13,230 --> 00:39:15,565
No, I'm not gonna go there.
I'm not gonna talk about it.
642
00:39:16,191 --> 00:39:17,484
Because it still hurts.
643
00:39:18,151 --> 00:39:21,279
And I'm tired of feeling like
that. I used to be a happy person.
644
00:39:23,365 --> 00:39:26,910
- You seem happy to me.
- It's funny.
645
00:39:27,661 --> 00:39:29,412
I mean, not like
fucking a clown funny.
646
00:39:31,414 --> 00:39:35,001
We spent all evening picking up,
like, 50 kilos of lamb ka-poops.
647
00:39:36,127 --> 00:39:38,003
It's the most fun
I've had in months.
648
00:39:38,004 --> 00:39:40,881
Oh, I have way more fun than
this, like, all the time.
649
00:39:40,882 --> 00:39:42,175
Oh, fuck off.
650
00:39:44,928 --> 00:39:46,054
Oi.
651
00:39:47,472 --> 00:39:49,057
Thank you for all of it.
652
00:39:50,141 --> 00:39:51,141
You're welcome.
653
00:40:02,195 --> 00:40:06,741
Shit. I'm so sorry. I
should not have done that.
654
00:40:16,126 --> 00:40:17,878
No, you absolutely should have.
655
00:40:32,767 --> 00:40:34,811
Baklava for two.
656
00:40:35,604 --> 00:40:37,230
Oh, yeah, um...
657
00:40:38,899 --> 00:40:41,151
My date had to...
658
00:40:47,198 --> 00:40:50,076
Yeah, I'm not gonna be able
to eat all that on my own.
659
00:40:52,370 --> 00:40:56,416
Unless you... you'd
care to join me. No. No.
660
00:40:58,710 --> 00:41:00,045
Sure.
661
00:41:01,713 --> 00:41:05,425
After all, our
baklava is divine.
662
00:41:07,761 --> 00:41:09,346
Yeah, I don't... Um...
663
00:41:10,597 --> 00:41:12,640
For some reason, whenever I'm
trying to impress someone,
664
00:41:12,641 --> 00:41:13,934
I end up sounding like my gran.
665
00:41:14,809 --> 00:41:15,936
- Your gran?
- Mm-hmm.
666
00:41:17,270 --> 00:41:18,980
Um, okay, well...
667
00:41:21,191 --> 00:41:22,484
Take a seat.
668
00:41:37,457 --> 00:41:38,916
The only modicum of comfort
669
00:41:38,917 --> 00:41:41,544
is knowing that in all the
innumerable parallel universes,
670
00:41:41,545 --> 00:41:43,171
there is not one where
we win that game.
671
00:41:46,007 --> 00:41:47,634
I know what Madchester is.
672
00:42:03,608 --> 00:42:06,486
Uh, hey, fellas. It's, uh,
Henry. Do you mind if I...
673
00:42:06,987 --> 00:42:08,112
Do your thing.
674
00:42:08,113 --> 00:42:09,197
Thanks.
675
00:42:15,245 --> 00:42:16,412
Hey, big guy.
676
00:42:16,413 --> 00:42:18,789
Hi. Sorry about the match.
677
00:42:18,790 --> 00:42:23,043
Oh, don't worry about that. It
happens. It's good to see you, man.
678
00:42:23,044 --> 00:42:26,130
Hey, um, look, I've been
really wanting to talk to you
679
00:42:26,131 --> 00:42:28,549
about what happened at school
the other day, you know?
680
00:42:28,550 --> 00:42:30,635
Dad, I messed up.
681
00:42:31,303 --> 00:42:35,098
And if... if I'd just followed your advice,
then none of this would've happened.
682
00:42:35,724 --> 00:42:39,268
- What advice?
- "If you're angry, count to ten.
683
00:42:39,269 --> 00:42:41,270
If that don't
work, do it again."
684
00:42:41,271 --> 00:42:42,397
Yeah.
685
00:42:43,231 --> 00:42:44,911
Well, that's something
my dad used to say.
686
00:42:46,192 --> 00:42:48,027
Then Nana would tell him
that numbers were infinite
687
00:42:48,028 --> 00:42:50,196
just so she could
deal with his snoring.
688
00:42:52,782 --> 00:42:53,949
Uh, is Doug all right?
689
00:42:53,950 --> 00:42:55,993
I let him know that I was sorry
690
00:42:55,994 --> 00:42:58,954
by doing an apology rap in
front of the whole class.
691
00:42:58,955 --> 00:43:00,247
Huh.
692
00:43:00,248 --> 00:43:03,500
Well, you know, a hip-hop song's a
great way to get across a message.
693
00:43:03,501 --> 00:43:06,296
You know? Just look at the
hip-hop song "The Message."
694
00:43:08,256 --> 00:43:11,593
Hey, guys. Good effort today.
695
00:43:12,427 --> 00:43:15,347
Mr. Higgins, is it
true about Zava?
696
00:43:16,348 --> 00:43:17,515
I'm afraid so.
697
00:43:21,895 --> 00:43:23,146
Maybe some tissues for Dani.
698
00:43:23,939 --> 00:43:27,150
Hey, hey, guys. Zava
just posted a video.
699
00:43:32,572 --> 00:43:37,327
Hello. How are you? I'm just... I have
to share something with you, my friends.
700
00:43:37,953 --> 00:43:40,705
You are not my followers.
You are my believers.
701
00:43:42,249 --> 00:43:44,251
And so it... I have to tell you.
702
00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:47,379
Zava has played his last match.
703
00:43:49,965 --> 00:43:52,633
I will now dedicate all of
my time and all of my energy
704
00:43:52,634 --> 00:43:55,929
to my family and
my avocado farm.
705
00:43:57,013 --> 00:43:59,975
If you put your energy into
the things you truly love,
706
00:44:00,517 --> 00:44:05,146
the universe puts its thing
back into you. You're welcome.
707
00:44:08,608 --> 00:44:10,150
Um, hey, buddy.
708
00:44:10,151 --> 00:44:11,986
I gotta go talk to the
team here real quick.
709
00:44:11,987 --> 00:44:14,154
But then I'm gonna grab
my stuff and scurry home.
710
00:44:14,155 --> 00:44:16,991
And how about we hop online, play a
little Roblox? How does that sound?
711
00:44:16,992 --> 00:44:19,660
You're on. Love you, Dad.
712
00:44:19,661 --> 00:44:22,163
I love you too, buddy.
I'm proud of you.
713
00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:42,642
He's okay. He's okay.
714
00:44:44,227 --> 00:44:47,564
He's okay. He's okay.
715
00:44:55,947 --> 00:44:57,115
Hmm.
716
00:45:02,746 --> 00:45:03,955
Gentlemen, hey.
717
00:45:04,664 --> 00:45:06,707
That was a tough
one tonight. Okay?
718
00:45:06,708 --> 00:45:10,002
Man City has still got our
number. That... That's all right.
719
00:45:10,003 --> 00:45:13,839
We're gonna get another crack at
'em later in the season. Uh-huh.
720
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,341
Coach, no practice
tomorrow, yeah?
721
00:45:15,342 --> 00:45:18,303
- That's right.
- Okay. Well, I'll see y'all on Monday.
722
00:45:19,930 --> 00:45:21,306
Hey, hey. Hey, Coach.
723
00:45:22,307 --> 00:45:23,558
What about Zava?
724
00:45:24,351 --> 00:45:25,352
Um...
725
00:45:26,019 --> 00:45:27,020
He quit the team.
726
00:45:27,979 --> 00:45:30,689
I mean, technically he
retired from the whole sport,
727
00:45:30,690 --> 00:45:32,943
which makes it feel a
little less personal, yeah?
728
00:45:33,443 --> 00:45:34,944
You know, like if, uh,
729
00:45:34,945 --> 00:45:37,863
your girlfriend runs off with some dude
and it turns out they were soul mates.
730
00:45:37,864 --> 00:45:39,073
Oh. Yeah.
731
00:45:39,074 --> 00:45:40,616
Gina fucking Gershon.
732
00:45:40,617 --> 00:45:41,701
Right.
733
00:45:42,619 --> 00:45:45,829
Uh, but look, look, look, look.
I hear you, okay? Zava is gone.
734
00:45:45,830 --> 00:45:48,333
And you know what? I
think it's a good thing.
735
00:45:48,917 --> 00:45:53,003
- What? How?
- Well, I do. Okay, look.
736
00:45:53,004 --> 00:45:55,005
Do I wanna win? Heck yeah.
737
00:45:55,006 --> 00:45:58,218
But I also wanna do it with
folks that wanna be here.
738
00:45:59,553 --> 00:46:03,722
It's not like we could handcuff him
to his locker and make him love us.
739
00:46:03,723 --> 00:46:04,849
We could have tried.
740
00:46:05,725 --> 00:46:09,103
Hey, guys. Guys, look. We
got a good thing going here.
741
00:46:09,104 --> 00:46:10,605
- All right?
- Mm-hmm.
742
00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:14,025
We didn't need Zava. Yeah?
743
00:46:16,903 --> 00:46:17,904
Yeah.
744
00:46:18,572 --> 00:46:23,159
All we need to win are the
fellas in this room right now.
745
00:46:24,327 --> 00:46:27,080
And all you fellas need
to do is believe it.
746
00:46:28,331 --> 00:46:30,584
- Whoa!
- It's a sign.
747
00:46:32,586 --> 00:46:33,878
That's it. We're doomed.
748
00:46:33,879 --> 00:46:36,630
We're done. We're done. We're
finished. We're finished.
749
00:46:36,631 --> 00:46:38,090
Now... Now, hold on.
750
00:46:38,091 --> 00:46:41,176
Hey, knock it off, okay? We're
not doomed. No one is doomed.
751
00:46:41,177 --> 00:46:46,141
But, Bumbercatch, yes, you're
right. It is a sign. I agree. Yeah.
752
00:46:50,604 --> 00:46:53,315
In fact this, it's just a sign.
753
00:46:55,066 --> 00:46:56,359
All right, guys, listen to me.
754
00:46:57,319 --> 00:46:59,919
Belief doesn't just happen 'cause
you hang something up on a wall.
755
00:47:00,614 --> 00:47:03,324
All right? It
comes from in here.
756
00:47:03,325 --> 00:47:05,911
You know? And up
here. Down here.
757
00:47:07,162 --> 00:47:10,789
Only problem is, we all got so
much junk floating through us,
758
00:47:10,790 --> 00:47:13,084
a lot of time we end up
getting in our own way.
759
00:47:15,503 --> 00:47:20,926
You know, crap like
envy or fear, shame.
760
00:47:26,014 --> 00:47:28,266
I don't wanna mess around
with that shit anymore.
761
00:47:28,767 --> 00:47:30,768
You know what I mean? Do you?
762
00:47:30,769 --> 00:47:32,019
- No.
- No, Coach.
763
00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:33,313
- No.
- No.
764
00:47:34,522 --> 00:47:36,941
- Do you?
- No.
765
00:47:36,942 --> 00:47:39,444
No, me neither. Hell no.
766
00:47:40,195 --> 00:47:42,155
Well, you know what I
wanna mess around with?
767
00:47:42,906 --> 00:47:48,620
The belief that I matter, you know?
Regardless of what I do or don't achieve.
768
00:47:49,412 --> 00:47:53,624
Or the belief that we
all deserve to be loved,
769
00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:58,171
whether we've been hurt or
maybe we've hurt somebody else.
770
00:48:00,674 --> 00:48:04,511
Or what about the belief of hope?
Yeah? That's what I wanna mess with.
771
00:48:07,472 --> 00:48:09,223
Believing that things
can get better.
772
00:48:09,224 --> 00:48:13,186
That I can get better.
That we will get better.
773
00:48:16,773 --> 00:48:20,652
Oh, man. To believe in yourself.
To believe in one another.
774
00:48:21,570 --> 00:48:25,115
Man, that's... That's
fundamental to being alive.
775
00:48:26,866 --> 00:48:31,538
And look. Yo, hey. If you can do that,
if each of you can truly do that...
776
00:48:38,128 --> 00:48:39,588
can't nobody rip that apart.
777
00:48:46,052 --> 00:48:49,513
- See y'all Monday?
- Yes, Coach.
778
00:48:49,514 --> 00:48:50,849
Thank you.
779
00:48:56,563 --> 00:48:58,857
- Tomorrow at 4:00 a.m.?
- Damn fucking right.