1 00:00:05,590 --> 00:00:07,049 And with this loss, 2 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:09,803 Richmond's dreary winless streak continues. 3 00:00:11,596 --> 00:00:13,889 Another two goals for Zava are not enough 4 00:00:13,890 --> 00:00:16,850 as Newcastle dismantle the Greyhounds 4-2. 5 00:00:16,851 --> 00:00:19,145 The talent is clearly on the field, Chris. 6 00:00:19,729 --> 00:00:21,146 It sure is, Arlo. 7 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:23,399 The problem with this team might be in the dugout. 8 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,484 Damn it! 9 00:00:25,235 --> 00:00:26,403 Fuck. 10 00:00:27,904 --> 00:00:31,740 Chris, since their loss to Nathan Shelley and West Ham last month, 11 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:34,618 it seems the Greyhounds have been dropping like a stone. 12 00:00:34,619 --> 00:00:37,831 Well, all objects drop at the same rate, Arlo. Except feathers. 13 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:42,793 Well said, Chris. When Zava arrived, it was sunny days. 14 00:00:42,794 --> 00:00:44,628 But now, if you're a Richmond fan, 15 00:00:44,629 --> 00:00:47,590 you've got to feel like nothing is going your way. 16 00:00:47,591 --> 00:00:50,050 Boo! Boo! 17 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:52,094 Things go from bad to worse 18 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:54,680 as Richmond welcome Manchester City mid-week. 19 00:00:54,681 --> 00:00:59,143 They are not in form to finally crack the code against their sky-blue tormentors 20 00:00:59,144 --> 00:01:01,313 as they fall to ninth place. 21 00:01:02,564 --> 00:01:05,525 I knew positive thinking was bullshit! 22 00:01:12,866 --> 00:01:15,702 - Oh. Wow, that's not very nice. - What? 23 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:20,039 "Even with Zava, Richmond eat more arse than your mum." 24 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:21,832 Buddy, you gotta get off Twitter. 25 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:23,792 This is a text from my father. 26 00:01:23,793 --> 00:01:26,503 Oh, boy. I just don't get it. 27 00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:27,671 You know? 28 00:01:27,672 --> 00:01:30,883 The effort was there, as always. We just can't get over that hump. 29 00:01:30,884 --> 00:01:33,385 I don't know what the heck the problem is. Do you guys? 30 00:01:33,386 --> 00:01:35,679 - Our defense is in shambles. - Our offense is stale. 31 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,514 And if the boys are gonna fucking stand around 32 00:01:37,515 --> 00:01:40,715 watching fucking Zava all fucking match, we should make them buy fucking tickets. 33 00:01:41,770 --> 00:01:44,897 Okay, so some constructive criticism. 34 00:01:44,898 --> 00:01:46,441 - I appreciate that. - Mmm. 35 00:01:47,442 --> 00:01:49,777 Hey, Boss. What's going on? 36 00:01:49,778 --> 00:01:52,446 I just have one quick question for you. 37 00:01:52,447 --> 00:01:54,449 Are we ever gonna win another fucking match? 38 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:00,455 Um... 39 00:02:02,332 --> 00:02:07,879 Well, I hear the concern in your voice and its volume. 40 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,882 And it's funny 'cause we were just brainstorming in here, 41 00:02:11,883 --> 00:02:14,177 coming up with some real strong solves. 42 00:02:14,844 --> 00:02:18,514 You know what we're gonna do? Pretend this club was a ship. 43 00:02:18,515 --> 00:02:20,933 We're gonna take that ship, we're gonna turn around. 44 00:02:20,934 --> 00:02:21,893 Go against the tide, 45 00:02:21,894 --> 00:02:24,694 point that baby right at the North Star and follow it all the way home. 46 00:02:25,272 --> 00:02:27,022 That's north, Ted. 47 00:02:27,023 --> 00:02:29,692 - This way is. Okay. - I'm pretty sure it's that way. 48 00:02:29,693 --> 00:02:31,944 - That's what I meant. That way. - No, it's right fucking that way. 49 00:02:31,945 --> 00:02:35,197 - You know, I'm discombobulated. - No! You're all wrong! It's that way! 50 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,616 Shoot. 51 00:02:37,284 --> 00:02:38,201 I think. 52 00:02:38,202 --> 00:02:39,536 Hmm. 53 00:03:06,605 --> 00:03:08,480 - Mmm. - Can I take this for you? 54 00:03:08,481 --> 00:03:09,941 You can. Thank you very much. 55 00:03:17,282 --> 00:03:20,200 Sorry, do you think you can take this as well? 56 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:21,995 Rebecca. 57 00:03:23,455 --> 00:03:27,082 John Wingsnight. What a lovely surprise. 58 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:30,003 - Hello. - Oh, uh, this is Jessica Darling. 59 00:03:30,587 --> 00:03:32,796 Jessica, darling, Rebecca Welton. 60 00:03:32,797 --> 00:03:35,466 - It's so lovely to meet you. - Oh, hi. Likewise. Hello, there. 61 00:03:35,467 --> 00:03:37,551 Uh, we actually went out on a few dates. 62 00:03:37,552 --> 00:03:41,138 And then Rebecca dumped me out of nowhere. In this exact coffee shop. 63 00:03:41,139 --> 00:03:43,515 Not that I come here all the time, hoping to run into you. 64 00:03:43,516 --> 00:03:45,226 - 'Cause I don't. - Okay. 65 00:03:45,227 --> 00:03:48,271 Well, may I say, Rebecca, thank you. 66 00:03:50,106 --> 00:03:51,649 We're engaged. 67 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:53,693 Ring-a-ding-ding. Wedding calling. 68 00:03:54,194 --> 00:03:58,197 Engaged. Congratulations. That's... Wow. 69 00:03:58,198 --> 00:04:00,199 How... did it happen? 70 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,701 Oh, we matched on the apps, uh, six months ago. 71 00:04:02,702 --> 00:04:05,704 Not Bantr. Couldn't use that. It felt a bit weird since, uh... 72 00:04:05,705 --> 00:04:08,457 - Yeah. - And in a sea of anythings, 73 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:11,835 I went fishing and caught myself a soul mate. 74 00:04:11,836 --> 00:04:13,003 Oh. 75 00:04:13,004 --> 00:04:14,672 Took her to see Hamilton on our first date. 76 00:04:14,673 --> 00:04:17,924 - Amazing. - And then defended my honor. 77 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,802 Oh, God. Yeah. Get this. It's intermission. 78 00:04:19,803 --> 00:04:21,804 We're standing in line to buy the CD of the soundtrack, 79 00:04:21,805 --> 00:04:24,685 'cause I refuse to stream music. And guess who's standing in front of us. 80 00:04:25,267 --> 00:04:27,685 - Sir Anthony Hopkins. - Can you imagine? 81 00:04:27,686 --> 00:04:30,396 - Nope. - Jessica politely taps him on the shoulder 82 00:04:30,397 --> 00:04:33,649 and asks if he'll film a little video for Jessica's father as Hannibal Lecter, 83 00:04:33,650 --> 00:04:34,692 you know. 84 00:04:34,693 --> 00:04:36,527 - And he said no. - Yeah. 85 00:04:36,528 --> 00:04:39,196 So I grabbed that rapscallion by the collar, 86 00:04:39,197 --> 00:04:41,448 and I said, "Hey, we didn't ask you to be famous." 87 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:45,995 And took a quick ussie of the three of us and emailed it to her... her dad's nurse. 88 00:04:45,996 --> 00:04:47,162 Made his day. 89 00:04:47,163 --> 00:04:49,791 My shite in nining armor. 90 00:04:51,001 --> 00:04:53,127 What? I just... 91 00:04:53,128 --> 00:04:54,211 What did you say? 92 00:04:54,212 --> 00:04:56,255 You jumbled your words there a bit. 93 00:04:56,256 --> 00:04:59,341 What did you... You just said, "shite in nining armor"? 94 00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:01,927 Yeah. I... I meant to say "knight in shining armor." 95 00:05:01,928 --> 00:05:04,138 I just... One of me brain farts. 96 00:05:04,139 --> 00:05:06,056 Quite rare for her. She's actually very smart. 97 00:05:06,057 --> 00:05:07,766 Went to Oxford for a bit. 98 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:10,519 Wait, n-no, you said, "shite in nining armor." 99 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,605 You actually said those specific words. 100 00:05:12,606 --> 00:05:14,732 I did. 101 00:05:14,733 --> 00:05:17,110 Anyway, uh, we should go. Lovely to see you, Rebecca. 102 00:05:18,403 --> 00:05:20,322 You okay? Have you eaten? 103 00:05:28,204 --> 00:05:30,916 I completely understand where Barbara's coming from, 104 00:05:31,416 --> 00:05:33,167 but as I was explaining to you, 105 00:05:33,168 --> 00:05:37,254 I'm worried that by adding more clients, that could mean less attention paid 106 00:05:37,255 --> 00:05:39,173 to the wonderful people we already represent. 107 00:05:39,174 --> 00:05:41,967 And then I... I reminded Keeley, 108 00:05:41,968 --> 00:05:46,305 as you've said so many times, Jack, that, um, if it does get to the point 109 00:05:46,306 --> 00:05:48,140 where we feel we're spreading ourselves thinly, 110 00:05:48,141 --> 00:05:49,768 then we'll hire more people. 111 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:51,478 It's called "growth." 112 00:05:52,896 --> 00:05:55,941 - Okay. Uh, let me weigh in here. - Oh, please. 113 00:05:56,608 --> 00:05:58,609 - I agree with Keeley. - Well, that's great. 114 00:05:58,610 --> 00:06:02,197 Being a small boutique firm is exactly what sets you apart. 115 00:06:02,864 --> 00:06:05,741 You want a restaurant to look successful, you take out half the tables 116 00:06:05,742 --> 00:06:07,202 and you have a line out the door. 117 00:06:08,161 --> 00:06:09,161 I say let's go for it. 118 00:06:09,871 --> 00:06:12,998 - Hmm. - No, that's wonderful. Yeah. 119 00:06:12,999 --> 00:06:17,754 And instead of salaries, we can give away the tables we threw out. 120 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:22,425 - Don't worry, Barbara. It'll be great. - Oh, yeah. Yes. Definitely. 121 00:06:25,178 --> 00:06:27,847 You ever think sunshine gets jealous of her? 122 00:06:29,057 --> 00:06:31,016 - Knock, knock. - Hi, babe. 123 00:06:31,017 --> 00:06:33,102 Now that your little, uh, cool girls meeting's done, 124 00:06:33,103 --> 00:06:35,563 just wanted to share the exciting news that I've started an app. 125 00:06:35,564 --> 00:06:36,689 Oh. 126 00:06:36,690 --> 00:06:38,983 It's like Bantr, but it's better and cooler 127 00:06:38,984 --> 00:06:42,237 and actually cares about helping people have sex with celebrities. 128 00:06:42,821 --> 00:06:44,029 What? Shandy. 129 00:06:44,030 --> 00:06:46,157 It's called "Star Fuckr." 130 00:06:48,076 --> 00:06:51,329 And, yeah, we are looking for investors. 131 00:06:57,419 --> 00:07:00,337 I take it she's still angry about the whole Bantr thing? 132 00:07:00,338 --> 00:07:02,131 Oh, yes. Mmm. 133 00:07:02,132 --> 00:07:05,593 Shandy does not have a good relationship with rejection, or her ex, 134 00:07:05,594 --> 00:07:09,848 or with the workplace, or most nouns, really. 135 00:07:10,724 --> 00:07:13,018 "You are so passionate, but I have to let you go. 136 00:07:14,311 --> 00:07:17,814 I'm sorry, but I know someone as brilliant as you will land on their feet." 137 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:20,524 What did I do? 138 00:07:20,525 --> 00:07:22,818 No, no, no, no. Keeley, sor... sorry. 139 00:07:22,819 --> 00:07:25,029 That's what you say when you fire Shandy. 140 00:07:25,030 --> 00:07:27,781 Oh, my God. 141 00:07:27,782 --> 00:07:30,326 Sorry. 142 00:07:30,327 --> 00:07:32,202 It's called a compliment sandwich. 143 00:07:32,203 --> 00:07:36,206 You... You give someone bad news, but to soften the blow, 144 00:07:36,207 --> 00:07:39,084 you slap it between two delicious slices of compliments. 145 00:07:39,085 --> 00:07:42,297 Oh. But I can't fire Shandy. 146 00:07:42,881 --> 00:07:44,465 She'll hate me. 147 00:07:44,466 --> 00:07:46,258 And she really thinks she's killing it. 148 00:07:46,259 --> 00:07:47,593 Oh, I am sure she does. 149 00:07:47,594 --> 00:07:49,678 The worst people often think they're the best. 150 00:07:49,679 --> 00:07:51,765 My dad calls it "talent dysmorphia." 151 00:07:52,599 --> 00:07:53,975 That's good. 152 00:07:55,644 --> 00:07:58,145 You wanna get some lunch? My... My meeting just got pushed. 153 00:07:58,146 --> 00:07:59,396 Abso-fucking-lutely! 154 00:07:59,397 --> 00:08:02,525 Yeah, my stomach started grumbling when you said "compliment sandwich." 155 00:08:10,492 --> 00:08:14,454 - Aw, shit. Come and look at this. - Ooh. 156 00:08:16,414 --> 00:08:19,375 Man, how the fuck does Nate bag a baddie like Anastasia? 157 00:08:19,376 --> 00:08:20,751 Oh, maybe she made a bet. 158 00:08:20,752 --> 00:08:22,461 - Oh. In, like, She's All That. - Yeah. 159 00:08:22,462 --> 00:08:26,131 Yes! But Nate does not have glasses and a ponytail hiding his beauty. 160 00:08:26,132 --> 00:08:27,216 Nah, fuck no. 161 00:08:27,217 --> 00:08:29,009 His transformation's gonna be on the inside. 162 00:08:29,010 --> 00:08:30,469 - Yeah. - You know, She's All That 163 00:08:30,470 --> 00:08:32,805 is just the film version of the musical My Fair Lady. 164 00:08:32,806 --> 00:08:35,349 Which is based on the George Bernard Shaw play Pygmalion. 165 00:08:35,350 --> 00:08:37,434 I love pigs. They are cute 166 00:08:37,435 --> 00:08:40,479 but also have the same intelligence as a human toddler. 167 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,480 Yeah, but Anastasia's just really fit, innit? 168 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:44,681 - Oh, yeah. She's very pretty. - She's the coldest, bro. 169 00:08:45,569 --> 00:08:47,696 Hey, Zava. What do you think of Anastasia? 170 00:08:49,531 --> 00:08:50,657 I don't. 171 00:08:51,616 --> 00:08:54,286 My wife, Christina, is the only woman I see with clarity. 172 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:58,456 Every other woman is a smudge. 173 00:08:59,207 --> 00:09:00,374 Wow. 174 00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:04,045 My wife is sexy, but in a girl-next-door kind of way. 175 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,381 Glasses, ponytail, she paints. 176 00:09:07,382 --> 00:09:08,884 Like the girl in She's All That. 177 00:09:10,343 --> 00:09:12,386 - Like what? - It's a movie. 178 00:09:12,387 --> 00:09:16,223 Oh, I don't care about, uh, moving pictures. 179 00:09:16,224 --> 00:09:18,518 My favorite thing to watch is my wife. 180 00:09:19,728 --> 00:09:21,229 Wow. 181 00:09:23,273 --> 00:09:25,649 If we stay with our 4-5-1, we're fucked. 182 00:09:25,650 --> 00:09:30,321 If we move to 4-4-2, we're fucked. But if we try a 5-3-2... 183 00:09:30,322 --> 00:09:31,989 - We're gonna win? - We're fucked. 184 00:09:31,990 --> 00:09:35,075 - Shoot. Hmm. - Man City. 185 00:09:35,076 --> 00:09:38,162 I can't believe our white whale has the same name as the strip club 186 00:09:38,163 --> 00:09:40,332 where I danced in college. 187 00:09:43,293 --> 00:09:44,293 Um... 188 00:09:44,294 --> 00:09:46,462 What's going on, Trent? You got an idea for us? 189 00:09:46,463 --> 00:09:49,632 Um, no, I can't. I'm, uh... I'm only here to observe. 190 00:09:49,633 --> 00:09:52,384 - I... I couldn't, um, interfere. - I get it. 191 00:09:52,385 --> 00:09:56,305 You know, you're kinda like one of them sadistic nature documentarians 192 00:09:56,306 --> 00:09:57,681 that won't put down their camera 193 00:09:57,682 --> 00:10:02,144 even though they see a poor, defenseless, adorable, little, injured monkey 194 00:10:02,145 --> 00:10:04,981 about to get attacked by a pack of hyenas. 195 00:10:20,455 --> 00:10:22,082 All right. Okay. 196 00:10:24,042 --> 00:10:25,876 Have you ever considered an old-school long-ball game? 197 00:10:25,877 --> 00:10:27,920 - Oh, what, like route one? - What's that? 198 00:10:27,921 --> 00:10:30,464 A kick-and-rush tactic that can be a viable option 199 00:10:30,465 --> 00:10:33,133 for an overmatched team against a superior opponent. 200 00:10:33,134 --> 00:10:35,052 Okay, well, great. Let's do that then. 201 00:10:35,053 --> 00:10:36,887 Nah, their center backs are too athletic. 202 00:10:36,888 --> 00:10:39,056 - They'd murder us. - Yeah, you're fucked. 203 00:10:39,057 --> 00:10:40,767 Mmm. Mm-hmm. 204 00:10:49,359 --> 00:10:51,318 - Uh... - Everything okay, Ted? 205 00:10:51,319 --> 00:10:54,531 Uh, Henry got bullied at school this morning. 206 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:57,241 If we leave right now 207 00:10:57,242 --> 00:10:59,827 and take the connecting flight through Paris, 208 00:10:59,828 --> 00:11:01,287 we can be in Kansas by noon, 209 00:11:01,288 --> 00:11:03,872 and that punk's house will be in ashes by 12:30! 210 00:11:03,873 --> 00:11:07,168 No, no. Best thing you can do with bullies is ignore them. 211 00:11:09,087 --> 00:11:13,507 Then you sneak into their house at 4:00 a.m., 212 00:11:13,508 --> 00:11:15,009 which, statistically speaking, 213 00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:17,720 is the hour people are least prepared to defend themselves. 214 00:11:17,721 --> 00:11:18,638 Correct. 215 00:11:18,639 --> 00:11:22,934 And once you're standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, 216 00:11:23,977 --> 00:11:25,186 you start to beat them. 217 00:11:26,313 --> 00:11:31,818 With a thick, heavy rope soaked in red paint. 218 00:11:32,652 --> 00:11:37,282 Pummeling them over and over until they wake, 219 00:11:38,116 --> 00:11:40,327 confusing the paint for their own blood. 220 00:11:41,786 --> 00:11:43,455 When they beg you to stop, 221 00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:48,543 you laugh as loud as you can, 222 00:11:49,044 --> 00:11:51,463 for as long as you can. 223 00:11:52,088 --> 00:11:56,801 And then you start to beat them again. 224 00:12:03,934 --> 00:12:06,269 Mmm. Yeah. 225 00:12:07,479 --> 00:12:10,814 You know, I may just hold off on anything like that 226 00:12:10,815 --> 00:12:12,983 until I connect with Michelle and just get the details, 227 00:12:12,984 --> 00:12:14,401 see what actually happened. 228 00:12:14,402 --> 00:12:15,778 Yeah, all right. Yeah, fair enough. 229 00:12:15,779 --> 00:12:17,822 - But thank you. - Pleasure. 230 00:12:22,953 --> 00:12:23,787 Hmm. 231 00:12:23,788 --> 00:12:25,497 Rebecca, do you have a moment? 232 00:12:26,122 --> 00:12:27,165 Of course. 233 00:12:31,378 --> 00:12:32,254 May I have a seat? 234 00:12:32,255 --> 00:12:35,549 Leslie, this formality is really freaking me out. Just sit. 235 00:12:40,887 --> 00:12:46,183 The thing is, the club is going in the wrong direction, 236 00:12:46,184 --> 00:12:50,145 and I fear that it has little to do with the quality of our players. 237 00:12:50,146 --> 00:12:55,025 Therefore, if we don't do well against City, we may have to consider... 238 00:12:55,026 --> 00:12:57,987 Think about thinking about possibly, 239 00:12:57,988 --> 00:13:01,282 maybe focusing on theoretically, 240 00:13:01,283 --> 00:13:05,160 as it were, changing the manager of our club. 241 00:13:05,161 --> 00:13:06,662 You want to fire Ted? 242 00:13:06,663 --> 00:13:11,334 At what point during any of that did it seem like something I wanted to do? 243 00:13:11,918 --> 00:13:14,503 Leslie, this is too bleak for me at the moment. 244 00:13:14,504 --> 00:13:17,298 Therefore, I am granting myself permission to change the subject. 245 00:13:17,299 --> 00:13:19,134 Do you believe in psychics? 246 00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:22,845 Oh. Uh, yeah, as a matter of fact, I do. 247 00:13:22,846 --> 00:13:24,138 Why doesn't that surprise me? 248 00:13:24,139 --> 00:13:27,474 I mean you're so, I don't know whimsical. 249 00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:31,729 Thank you. My Aunt Devorah has a touch of the shine, 250 00:13:31,730 --> 00:13:33,731 a little bit of the inner eye. 251 00:13:33,732 --> 00:13:37,861 And she predicted that Julie and I would have five children, all boys. 252 00:13:38,737 --> 00:13:39,737 And look at us now. 253 00:13:39,738 --> 00:13:42,574 Just a house full of soaking wet toilet seats. 254 00:13:43,283 --> 00:13:44,658 Uh, why do you ask? 255 00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:46,660 Oh, a few weeks ago, 256 00:13:46,661 --> 00:13:49,748 I sort of went and saw a psychic. 257 00:13:50,582 --> 00:13:52,958 Not sort of. I... I completely saw one. 258 00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:55,337 Wha... Wow! What did she say about the season? 259 00:13:55,962 --> 00:13:57,880 - I didn't ask. - Ah. 260 00:13:57,881 --> 00:14:02,134 She was a bit of a quack. But she did say a couple of things would happen, 261 00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:04,345 and now they've happened. 262 00:14:04,346 --> 00:14:05,429 Mmm. 263 00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:06,806 That's odd, isn't it? 264 00:14:07,474 --> 00:14:10,018 The universe is full of things we can't explain, Rebecca. 265 00:14:10,644 --> 00:14:12,604 Fingernails. What's that about? 266 00:14:13,104 --> 00:14:15,731 And psychics, even if some of them are charlatans, 267 00:14:15,732 --> 00:14:18,067 they can help us see something in ourselves 268 00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:21,488 that we can't quite see ourselves. 269 00:14:25,116 --> 00:14:26,116 Thank you, Leslie. 270 00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:27,911 Mmm. Hmm. 271 00:14:39,214 --> 00:14:40,715 Oh, hello, Ms. Kakes. 272 00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:46,595 - From Rupert? - My friend Anastasia. 273 00:14:46,596 --> 00:14:47,681 She wants you to call her. 274 00:14:49,015 --> 00:14:52,102 She was surprised you didn't ask for her number at Bones & Honey. 275 00:14:53,061 --> 00:14:54,741 Well, I didn't want to appear too forward. 276 00:15:00,277 --> 00:15:02,779 Okay. 277 00:15:13,915 --> 00:15:16,458 Oh, um, hello. Uh, I'm glad that I've caught you. 278 00:15:16,459 --> 00:15:18,294 It's, uh, Nathan Shelley. 279 00:15:18,295 --> 00:15:20,671 Uh, I really enjoyed meeting you the other night, 280 00:15:20,672 --> 00:15:23,300 and I was hoping that we could meet for another drink. 281 00:15:24,801 --> 00:15:28,305 Yeah, sorry, Mum. I'm just, uh, practicing for the... Yeah. How was I? 282 00:15:30,307 --> 00:15:33,726 "I think we should meet for another drink" is more direct. 283 00:15:33,727 --> 00:15:36,979 Yeah. Okay, yeah. Thank you. 284 00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:39,107 All right, love you. Bye-bye. Bye. 285 00:15:40,358 --> 00:15:41,192 Okay. 286 00:15:41,193 --> 00:15:43,862 Should go for another drink. Should. 287 00:15:52,454 --> 00:15:53,997 - Hey, Coach. - Hello, Rebecca. 288 00:15:57,918 --> 00:15:59,710 - Ted. - No, I know, I know, I know. 289 00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:03,590 You are still feeling bad about yelling at me the other day, right? 290 00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:06,009 I can be a little bit psychic. 291 00:16:07,302 --> 00:16:08,303 It's okay. 292 00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:11,765 No, yes, I... I shouldn't have bullied you. 293 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,604 - Nice speaking with you, boss. - You too, Ted. 294 00:16:29,032 --> 00:16:30,533 Afternoon. 295 00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:39,416 Hi. 296 00:16:39,918 --> 00:16:41,210 Ms. Jones. 297 00:16:41,211 --> 00:16:43,879 - Hope you enjoyed your lunch with Jack. - Mmm. 298 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,839 Um, just a quick question. 299 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:49,802 Did you tell Shandy to call Emma Jayye at 4:00 in the morning, 300 00:16:49,803 --> 00:16:53,556 whilst drunk on "espresso martinis," 301 00:16:53,557 --> 00:16:57,768 to pitch her an idea for "condoms for balls"? 302 00:16:57,769 --> 00:17:00,981 - What? - Emma Jayye designs sunglasses. 303 00:17:01,565 --> 00:17:03,816 Yeah, no, of course I didn't do that. Why? 304 00:17:03,817 --> 00:17:05,651 Oh, because she just fired us. 305 00:17:07,529 --> 00:17:08,821 Because of Shandy. 306 00:17:08,822 --> 00:17:10,532 Because of your friend. 307 00:17:13,285 --> 00:17:14,285 Shandy. 308 00:17:14,286 --> 00:17:16,704 - Yeah? - Can I speak with you, please? 309 00:17:16,705 --> 00:17:19,748 - Can you give me 30 minutes? - No, now. 310 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:22,502 - Please can I watch? - Barbara. 311 00:17:27,716 --> 00:17:29,174 Hi. I can give you five minutes, 312 00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:31,427 then I have to go downstairs and meet with a potential assistant. 313 00:17:31,428 --> 00:17:33,555 She's scared of elevators. It's cute, right? 314 00:17:34,431 --> 00:17:36,140 Can you come have a seat, please? 315 00:17:36,141 --> 00:17:37,225 Yeah. 316 00:17:48,403 --> 00:17:49,446 Shandy. 317 00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:52,657 Am I getting a raise? 318 00:17:54,784 --> 00:17:56,494 You are so brilliant. 319 00:17:58,204 --> 00:17:59,205 But... 320 00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:05,378 My bold determination? What the fuck? 321 00:18:07,631 --> 00:18:10,800 All right! Listen up, sheep. 322 00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:15,847 I was just let go because some people can't handle working with an innovator. 323 00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:21,269 So, I'm starting my own PR firm to take this place down. 324 00:18:22,896 --> 00:18:23,939 Who's coming with me? 325 00:18:28,276 --> 00:18:29,735 I'll pay you double what you're making here. 326 00:18:29,736 --> 00:18:30,820 Who's coming with me? 327 00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:34,157 All right. 328 00:18:34,866 --> 00:18:37,534 Three months holiday every year, company car, 329 00:18:37,535 --> 00:18:40,913 massage table in the office with a licensed masseuse. 330 00:18:40,914 --> 00:18:42,249 Who's coming with me? 331 00:18:44,251 --> 00:18:45,794 I'll go with you. 332 00:18:46,378 --> 00:18:48,004 - Not you, Dan. - Right. 333 00:18:49,214 --> 00:18:52,300 Barbara. I know you're with me. 334 00:18:52,884 --> 00:18:54,593 I couldn't be less with you. 335 00:18:54,594 --> 00:18:59,807 That's because you're a coward, and I fucking hate you. 336 00:18:59,808 --> 00:19:02,601 I hate all of you! 337 00:19:02,602 --> 00:19:04,937 Oh, Keeley, please let me stay. 338 00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:08,315 I just love it here so much. We're a family. 339 00:19:08,316 --> 00:19:10,109 - I love you. - You're gonna be fine, Shandy. I pro... 340 00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:11,360 No, I'm not! 341 00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:15,615 Oh, you bunch of fascist fucks! 342 00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:22,955 I fucking... You fucking ten-percenters. 343 00:19:22,956 --> 00:19:24,332 Yeah, that's what you are. 344 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:28,587 You know what? Fuck you all. 345 00:19:29,296 --> 00:19:30,380 That's ours. 346 00:19:31,506 --> 00:19:33,466 Well, fuck off then. 347 00:19:34,593 --> 00:19:35,634 Dan, let's go. 348 00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:37,012 Actually, I'm staying. 349 00:19:38,054 --> 00:19:40,181 Suck my dick. 350 00:19:42,309 --> 00:19:43,309 All right. 351 00:19:46,104 --> 00:19:47,230 Mmm. 352 00:19:48,398 --> 00:19:49,523 Well, I'm not gonna say it. 353 00:19:49,524 --> 00:19:50,691 No, but you're gonna think it. 354 00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:52,944 Yes, often. And forever. 355 00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:07,374 Hello, there. I'm Rebecca Welton. I have an appointment with Dr. Wagner. 356 00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,084 Fill this out, and he'll be right with you. 357 00:20:09,085 --> 00:20:11,171 - Ah, thank you so much. Thank you. - Take a seat. 358 00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:46,038 - Rebecca. What a nice surprise. - Ah. 359 00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:48,165 - You don't have to fill out all that junk. - Oh. 360 00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,834 - Come on back, my dear. 361 00:20:53,046 --> 00:20:55,256 - Thank you. - Take a seat. 362 00:20:55,257 --> 00:20:56,897 - Yep. Thank you. - Make yourself at home. 363 00:21:02,764 --> 00:21:06,393 So, how are you holding up? 364 00:21:09,104 --> 00:21:11,021 Given Richmond's current slump? 365 00:21:11,022 --> 00:21:13,983 You poor thing. So stressful, it must be. 366 00:21:13,984 --> 00:21:17,069 Well, it's been a bit tough, I'll admit. 367 00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:21,031 But, um, we're just in a bit of a bad stretch. 368 00:21:21,032 --> 00:21:23,367 Well, it will all work out. I know it. 369 00:21:23,368 --> 00:21:25,786 As long as you have Zava, you'll be just fine. 370 00:21:25,787 --> 00:21:28,330 - He's amazing, isn't he? - He is. Yes. 371 00:21:28,331 --> 00:21:30,041 Yes, we're, uh... we're lucky to have him. 372 00:21:31,042 --> 00:21:33,837 So tell me, what brings you in today? 373 00:21:34,754 --> 00:21:40,843 Right. So, um, you know, I'm... I'm aware that what I'm about to ask, 374 00:21:40,844 --> 00:21:44,598 given my age, uh, is a bit far-fetched. 375 00:21:45,432 --> 00:21:48,058 But I was just wondering if... 376 00:21:48,059 --> 00:21:50,395 If you're able to have children? 377 00:21:51,313 --> 00:21:53,064 Yes. That. 378 00:21:53,565 --> 00:21:55,317 It's not far-fetched at all. 379 00:21:56,192 --> 00:21:59,321 I treat women your age, and older, all of the time. 380 00:21:59,905 --> 00:22:01,656 - You do? - Absolutely. 381 00:22:02,449 --> 00:22:04,909 Now, that said, I can't guarantee... 382 00:22:04,910 --> 00:22:06,744 Oh, no, of course. I know. 383 00:22:06,745 --> 00:22:10,457 But we can run some tests and see what's possible. Sound good? 384 00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:13,083 Great. Yep. Thank you. 385 00:22:13,084 --> 00:22:14,752 Well, uh, sit tight, relax. 386 00:22:14,753 --> 00:22:18,339 I'll have our tech, uh, take some blood and do some imaging. 387 00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:20,966 - Wonderful to see you. - Likewise. 388 00:22:20,967 --> 00:22:22,302 Go Richmond! 389 00:22:42,405 --> 00:22:43,490 Right, listen up. 390 00:22:44,574 --> 00:22:47,619 When you're leaving, get yourself a shower. Get some rest. 391 00:22:48,328 --> 00:22:51,748 More importantly, no video games before bedtime. 392 00:22:52,707 --> 00:22:55,334 Unless it's Animal Crossing. That shit's fucking soothing. 393 00:22:55,335 --> 00:22:57,254 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Well done, guys. 394 00:22:57,837 --> 00:23:00,256 You know, I think we're really starting to turn our fortunes around. 395 00:23:00,257 --> 00:23:02,634 - Well, actually, Sam... - Jan Maas, no need. 396 00:23:03,218 --> 00:23:05,803 Sam, we're playing like shit, and we all know it. 397 00:23:05,804 --> 00:23:07,638 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 398 00:23:07,639 --> 00:23:10,600 Hey. Enough of that negativity. 399 00:23:11,434 --> 00:23:14,353 Yeah, City are great. They just are. 400 00:23:14,354 --> 00:23:16,689 But who the fuck cares? 'Cause so are we. 401 00:23:16,690 --> 00:23:20,151 So stop acting like a bunch of little bunny rabbits. 402 00:23:20,694 --> 00:23:22,737 Let's fucking do this, yeah? 403 00:23:28,535 --> 00:23:29,911 Jamie is so right. 404 00:23:33,915 --> 00:23:35,500 It's as if he were Zava. 405 00:23:36,418 --> 00:23:37,418 Get off me, man. 406 00:23:37,419 --> 00:23:40,338 You see, I am no prophet. 407 00:23:41,673 --> 00:23:43,133 Prophets believe in something. 408 00:23:44,509 --> 00:23:45,844 I do not just believe. 409 00:23:47,304 --> 00:23:52,475 I know in my heart, in my bones, 410 00:23:53,351 --> 00:23:55,604 in my well-defined delts, traps and glutes 411 00:23:57,230 --> 00:23:59,940 that there is no opponent this team cannot conquer. 412 00:23:59,941 --> 00:24:01,525 I literally just said that. 413 00:24:01,526 --> 00:24:04,154 You will not win because of me. 414 00:24:06,197 --> 00:24:09,659 You will win because you work together. 415 00:24:10,702 --> 00:24:11,870 Because together... 416 00:24:14,873 --> 00:24:16,917 you can achieve anything. 417 00:24:20,253 --> 00:24:22,964 Manchester City is going down! 418 00:24:41,524 --> 00:24:42,942 Hey. There you are. 419 00:24:42,943 --> 00:24:45,069 Hey, Ted. I'm sorry we kept missing each other. 420 00:24:45,070 --> 00:24:47,405 That's okay. I get it, you know? 421 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,323 How's the little guy doing? 422 00:24:49,324 --> 00:24:51,576 He's okay. He's actually at the park right now. 423 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,827 He is? Oh, that's great. 424 00:24:53,828 --> 00:24:57,082 Yeah. Jake thought it'd be a good idea to get outside, get some fresh air. 425 00:24:58,458 --> 00:25:02,294 Yeah. No, that's, uh... That's... that's smart. Yeah. 426 00:25:02,295 --> 00:25:04,755 Um, what about you? How are you doing? 427 00:25:04,756 --> 00:25:06,840 Oh, I've definitely been better. 428 00:25:06,841 --> 00:25:07,926 I hear you. 429 00:25:08,593 --> 00:25:11,012 I've been pulling my hair out all day over this. 430 00:25:11,513 --> 00:25:13,806 You know, I actually told Beard and Roy about what happened. 431 00:25:13,807 --> 00:25:16,100 Those fellas were ready to hop on a flight to Kansas 432 00:25:16,101 --> 00:25:18,937 and go full Wicked Witch of the West on the kid that bullied him. 433 00:25:20,397 --> 00:25:25,110 No, Ted, um, Henry wasn't bullied. He was the bully. 434 00:25:26,736 --> 00:25:27,737 What? 435 00:25:29,155 --> 00:25:31,782 AFC Richmond versus Manchester City. 436 00:25:31,783 --> 00:25:34,660 Normally, the Greyhound faithful mark the loss on the calendar 437 00:25:34,661 --> 00:25:36,246 before the match is even played. 438 00:25:36,746 --> 00:25:39,498 But tonight, with Zava, hope is in the air 439 00:25:39,499 --> 00:25:43,378 that Richmond will finally prevail in this decidedly one-sided rivalry. 440 00:25:45,839 --> 00:25:47,423 It's, uh, quitting time. 441 00:25:47,424 --> 00:25:48,967 I'll see you tomorrow, Dan. 442 00:25:49,634 --> 00:25:50,635 No. 443 00:25:51,595 --> 00:25:52,888 I quit. 444 00:25:55,557 --> 00:25:56,682 No, no. I'm joking. 445 00:25:56,683 --> 00:25:59,894 U-Unless you want me to quit? 446 00:25:59,895 --> 00:26:03,022 - No, I'd love to see you tomorrow, Dan. - Okay. 447 00:26:03,023 --> 00:26:04,566 - Night. - All right. Thank you. 448 00:26:07,611 --> 00:26:10,237 - Good night, Ms. Jones. - Oh, night, Barbara. 449 00:26:10,238 --> 00:26:11,947 - Barbara? - Oh. 450 00:26:11,948 --> 00:26:13,532 Ooh! 451 00:26:13,533 --> 00:26:17,369 Do you wanna go see the Richmond match tonight? Either of you? 452 00:26:17,370 --> 00:26:19,706 Will it be as violent as last time? 453 00:26:20,582 --> 00:26:22,751 - Probably not. - Then no. 454 00:26:24,211 --> 00:26:25,170 I'll tag along. 455 00:26:25,171 --> 00:26:27,051 Uh, can I borrow your office to make some calls? 456 00:26:27,672 --> 00:26:29,340 Oh, yes, of course. Yes. 457 00:26:29,341 --> 00:26:31,718 Just don't look in my desk drawer. 458 00:26:32,719 --> 00:26:34,095 Don't. 459 00:26:39,684 --> 00:26:41,393 I'm definitely gonna look in those drawers. 460 00:26:41,394 --> 00:26:42,938 Mmm-hmm. 461 00:26:51,988 --> 00:26:53,281 Zava! Zava! 462 00:26:54,449 --> 00:26:58,077 Zava! Zava! Zava! Zava! 463 00:26:58,078 --> 00:26:59,161 Peel 'em. 464 00:26:59,162 --> 00:27:00,246 Slice 'em. 465 00:27:00,247 --> 00:27:01,330 - Cut 'em. - Yeah. 466 00:27:01,331 --> 00:27:02,706 - Mash 'em. - I'm not playing. 467 00:27:02,707 --> 00:27:04,500 - Cheer until your voice bleeds. - Okay. 468 00:27:04,501 --> 00:27:05,626 Eat 'em. 469 00:27:05,627 --> 00:27:07,587 - Outclass 'em, Sam. - Thank you, Coach. 470 00:27:09,798 --> 00:27:12,842 Oi. Where's Zava? 471 00:27:20,934 --> 00:27:22,434 Hey, Coach. Check it out. 472 00:27:22,435 --> 00:27:25,479 115 straight days, no pee drops on the khakis. New record. 473 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,731 Proud of you. 474 00:27:29,651 --> 00:27:30,693 You connect with Henry yet? 475 00:27:30,694 --> 00:27:32,070 No, keep missing each other. 476 00:27:32,946 --> 00:27:36,031 Why can't the world just have one big time zone, you know? 477 00:27:36,032 --> 00:27:40,494 - The sun. - Right, the gosh-dang sun. Oy, oy, oy. 478 00:27:40,495 --> 00:27:43,455 Henry's a good kid, 'cause you're his dad. 479 00:27:43,456 --> 00:27:44,790 Mm-hmm. 480 00:27:44,791 --> 00:27:47,794 And whatever's going on with him, he's gonna be just fine. 481 00:27:48,879 --> 00:27:51,005 Thank you, Coach. I needed to hear that. 482 00:27:51,006 --> 00:27:53,258 No, you needed to hear it. 483 00:27:53,925 --> 00:27:55,677 - That's what I said. - You did? 484 00:27:57,721 --> 00:27:59,180 We got a fucking problem. 485 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,147 Oh. Is that my... 486 00:28:07,856 --> 00:28:10,441 Two questions. Um, are you ready to leave for the match? 487 00:28:10,442 --> 00:28:13,778 And do you smell that awful stench? 488 00:28:14,362 --> 00:28:16,239 Yes and yes. 489 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,870 Oh, my God. What was that? 490 00:28:25,498 --> 00:28:26,791 That is fucking weird. 491 00:28:28,126 --> 00:28:29,336 Oh! Wow! 492 00:28:30,128 --> 00:28:31,795 What the fuck? 493 00:28:31,796 --> 00:28:33,215 Where did that come from? 494 00:28:35,091 --> 00:28:36,509 Oh, my God. 495 00:28:39,596 --> 00:28:43,934 "The lion has left. Enjoy the lamb, bitch. XOXO, Shandy." 496 00:28:46,394 --> 00:28:47,686 Jesus. 497 00:28:47,687 --> 00:28:50,482 It's a gentle reminder to cancel her security badge. 498 00:28:51,942 --> 00:28:53,235 Fuck me. 499 00:28:59,449 --> 00:29:01,534 Oh, my God! That is so sour. 500 00:29:06,915 --> 00:29:08,124 After you. 501 00:29:09,334 --> 00:29:10,459 Oh. 502 00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:11,545 Ooh. 503 00:29:16,174 --> 00:29:19,426 Hello, Jade. Um, Shelley. 504 00:29:19,427 --> 00:29:21,680 Uh, reservation for two. Thank you. 505 00:29:23,682 --> 00:29:25,307 And you, miss? How can I help you? 506 00:29:25,308 --> 00:29:27,935 - Oh... - Oh, no, she, uh... We, uh... 507 00:29:27,936 --> 00:29:29,395 This is Anastasia. 508 00:29:29,396 --> 00:29:34,025 Uh, she is a very famous model, uh, and we are on a date. 509 00:29:35,694 --> 00:29:38,363 Togeth... Together. Two. For two. 510 00:29:38,989 --> 00:29:39,989 Hello. 511 00:29:41,116 --> 00:29:43,409 Um, you have very cute head. 512 00:29:43,410 --> 00:29:45,911 Thank you. I got it from my father. 513 00:29:45,912 --> 00:29:48,622 - Right this way. - Oh, no. Sorry, Jade, dear. 514 00:29:48,623 --> 00:29:51,418 Uh, we would like the, uh, window table, please. 515 00:29:53,962 --> 00:29:56,422 - I'll have to go ask Derek. - I already checked with Derek. 516 00:29:56,423 --> 00:30:01,051 Oh, Nathan Jelly! The wonder kid! 517 00:30:01,052 --> 00:30:02,261 Yeah. Touch it. 518 00:30:02,262 --> 00:30:03,555 - Hey! - Uh-huh. 519 00:30:04,222 --> 00:30:05,599 And, whoa, whoa, whoa. 520 00:30:06,433 --> 00:30:08,434 Slap me round the face. Am I dreaming? 521 00:30:08,435 --> 00:30:11,062 The one and only Anastasia in my restaurant. 522 00:30:11,980 --> 00:30:14,065 I'm a huge fan of your face and body. 523 00:30:14,691 --> 00:30:18,862 Best table in the house for you two. If you'd like to come this way? 524 00:30:23,742 --> 00:30:25,243 Oh. Yeah. 525 00:30:31,499 --> 00:30:32,875 There you go. 526 00:30:32,876 --> 00:30:34,835 - There you go. - Thank you, Derek. 527 00:30:34,836 --> 00:30:36,046 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 528 00:30:42,844 --> 00:30:43,845 Hmm. 529 00:30:45,388 --> 00:30:47,057 It's not very nice in here. 530 00:30:48,433 --> 00:30:50,226 Oh. No, but... 531 00:30:50,227 --> 00:30:54,064 Just wait till you try the food, 'cause the baklava is divine. 532 00:30:56,858 --> 00:30:57,859 Hmm. 533 00:31:28,265 --> 00:31:31,059 I have some bad news. 534 00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:35,564 Let's go, lads. Let's go! Come on! 535 00:31:36,064 --> 00:31:40,819 And Richmond are ready to start the game with Colin Hughes in place of Zava. 536 00:31:41,361 --> 00:31:43,946 Hughes for Zava. Any thoughts, Chris? 537 00:31:43,947 --> 00:31:46,783 Yes. That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. 538 00:31:47,784 --> 00:31:50,953 And we're off. But where is Zava? 539 00:31:50,954 --> 00:31:52,581 Hey. Any news? 540 00:31:53,164 --> 00:31:54,164 Nobody knows where he is. 541 00:31:54,165 --> 00:31:56,000 That fucking prick's not answering his phone. 542 00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:59,086 Neither is his agent, his manager, his publicist, his trainer, 543 00:31:59,087 --> 00:32:03,299 his acupuncturist, his acupressurist, his fecalist, his avocado whisperer, 544 00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:04,592 not even his barber. 545 00:32:04,593 --> 00:32:07,177 Hmm. Maybe he's dead. 546 00:32:07,178 --> 00:32:08,471 Fucking better be. 547 00:32:09,347 --> 00:32:12,474 Richmond have played without Zava for ten minutes, 548 00:32:12,475 --> 00:32:14,603 and we're all left wondering why. 549 00:32:15,186 --> 00:32:19,024 Goodbye, my sweet little stinky friend. 550 00:32:20,066 --> 00:32:23,611 If Shandy asks to borrow an animal again, please say no. 551 00:32:23,612 --> 00:32:25,321 Oh, sorry, Keeley. 552 00:32:25,322 --> 00:32:27,407 She promised to get a date with a celebrity. 553 00:32:28,033 --> 00:32:30,159 I've always wanted to come out of a restaurant and say, 554 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,577 "No pictures, please." 555 00:32:31,578 --> 00:32:34,581 Edward, gotta love someone for what they are, not who they are. 556 00:32:35,457 --> 00:32:36,291 Mmm. 557 00:32:36,292 --> 00:32:39,628 - And here is a giant bag of shit. - Oh. 558 00:32:46,593 --> 00:32:49,345 Yeah. That's finally starting to smell better, right? 559 00:32:49,346 --> 00:32:51,264 Better? Uh, sure. 560 00:32:51,765 --> 00:32:55,060 Now it smells like someone took a dump directly into a pumpkin spice latte. 561 00:32:56,811 --> 00:32:59,521 Oi. I could use a drink actually. You don't have anything, do you? 562 00:32:59,522 --> 00:33:01,191 Oh, shit. No, sorry. 563 00:33:02,901 --> 00:33:03,901 Wait. 564 00:33:11,534 --> 00:33:14,078 Shandy's work vodka finally comes in handy. 565 00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:16,038 Nice. Where'd she hide that? 566 00:33:16,039 --> 00:33:17,290 On her desk. 567 00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:21,044 - Yeah. - You probably want a mixer and ice. 568 00:33:21,586 --> 00:33:23,045 Candied oranges? 569 00:33:23,046 --> 00:33:24,464 Keeley, you're adorable. 570 00:33:25,048 --> 00:33:28,301 But I went to the most prestigious boarding school in Denmark. 571 00:33:29,177 --> 00:33:30,887 We chugged warm vodka for breakfast. 572 00:33:31,388 --> 00:33:36,017 Wow. It takes a lot to surprise me, and yet you just did. 573 00:33:37,018 --> 00:33:38,394 Skål. 574 00:33:38,395 --> 00:33:39,395 Cheers. 575 00:33:43,358 --> 00:33:44,692 I cannot post this. 576 00:33:44,693 --> 00:33:47,070 The little dips look like piles of vomit. 577 00:33:48,405 --> 00:33:52,325 I cannot post vomit. People will see this, and they will want to vomit. 578 00:33:53,368 --> 00:33:58,831 Okay. Um, well, the good news is, it tastes a lot better than it looks. 579 00:33:58,832 --> 00:34:05,213 And this pita is, um, freshly made at the bakery down the road. 580 00:34:06,214 --> 00:34:07,215 Feed it to me. 581 00:34:08,592 --> 00:34:10,844 Okay. Mm-hmm. 582 00:34:11,385 --> 00:34:14,931 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mm-hmm. 583 00:34:15,765 --> 00:34:17,142 Mmm. Mm-hmm. 584 00:34:17,726 --> 00:34:20,311 - Yeah? Yeah? - Mmm. Mm-hmm. 585 00:34:25,317 --> 00:34:26,318 Hmm. 586 00:34:26,943 --> 00:34:28,485 - Nate? - Yeah? 587 00:34:28,486 --> 00:34:31,906 Can we please leave? I mean, the food is yummy, 588 00:34:31,907 --> 00:34:33,825 but it's just so dumpy and sad. 589 00:34:34,910 --> 00:34:37,412 Okay, look, I know it might not exactly be cool, 590 00:34:38,288 --> 00:34:39,914 but this place is important to me. 591 00:34:40,749 --> 00:34:44,877 This is where my family celebrated our birthdays, anniversaries. 592 00:34:44,878 --> 00:34:47,678 It's where we came after I got promoted as assistant coach at Richmond. 593 00:34:48,882 --> 00:34:52,718 Every important event in our lives has been spent here. 594 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,931 And, to me, that makes this place even better than cool. 595 00:34:57,557 --> 00:34:58,642 Hmm. 596 00:34:59,809 --> 00:35:01,852 Oh, what am I thinking? We should get the saganaki! 597 00:35:01,853 --> 00:35:03,729 Oh, I'm going to make a call. 598 00:35:03,730 --> 00:35:06,983 My friend has the flu. And I have to check on her. 599 00:35:08,526 --> 00:35:10,862 No, that's... No, that's very nice. That's kind. 600 00:35:11,446 --> 00:35:13,365 Do you need all that stuff to go make a call? 601 00:35:27,837 --> 00:35:28,838 All right. 602 00:35:33,969 --> 00:35:35,136 Sorry, mate. 603 00:35:36,179 --> 00:35:38,890 Still got to charge you for the booze. 604 00:35:47,649 --> 00:35:49,108 And the final score is 4-0 605 00:35:49,109 --> 00:35:53,904 as the Richmond Ahabs are still unable to catch their great blue whale. 606 00:35:53,905 --> 00:35:55,948 And without Zava, we're left wondering 607 00:35:55,949 --> 00:35:58,534 if this team even belongs in the Premier League. 608 00:35:58,535 --> 00:36:02,246 Well, without Zava, this team doesn't belong in my church league, Arlo. 609 00:36:02,247 --> 00:36:03,872 It's actually a competitive league 610 00:36:03,873 --> 00:36:05,624 - with some very talented clergy. - Boo! 611 00:36:05,625 --> 00:36:08,586 You're all a bunch of fucking wankers! 612 00:36:08,587 --> 00:36:11,088 McAdoo, you are shit! 613 00:36:11,089 --> 00:36:14,384 Without Zava, you're shit! Even with Zava, you're shit! 614 00:36:50,086 --> 00:36:51,087 Hello, Doctor. 615 00:36:52,547 --> 00:36:55,759 Ah, yes. Yes, big loss today. 616 00:36:57,093 --> 00:37:00,472 Mmm. I did. I... I just, uh, saw... Saw the announcement. 617 00:37:01,139 --> 00:37:02,556 Yes, extraordinary talent. 618 00:37:02,557 --> 00:37:05,685 Sorry, Doctor. I'm... I'm just in a little bit of a rush. 619 00:37:06,978 --> 00:37:08,772 That would be great. Thank... Thank you. 620 00:37:15,695 --> 00:37:18,198 Ah. Okay. 621 00:37:20,784 --> 00:37:23,328 Right. Yes. That's... That's what I thought. 622 00:37:25,163 --> 00:37:27,874 Oh, it's... it's definitely to be... Bet... Better to be sure. 623 00:37:30,001 --> 00:37:31,294 Yeah, well, thanks again. 624 00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:35,966 Yes. Yes, it was nice to see you again too. 625 00:37:38,969 --> 00:37:39,970 Thank you. 626 00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:20,885 What? You actually dated a birthday clown? 627 00:38:20,886 --> 00:38:23,388 For three wacky weeks. 628 00:38:25,599 --> 00:38:29,393 Did you ever have sex with the clown? Like, with the nose and everything? 629 00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:30,394 Of course I did. 630 00:38:32,272 --> 00:38:33,690 It was in his car, actually. 631 00:38:34,274 --> 00:38:36,985 All crammed in there with, like, 30 of his clown friends. 632 00:38:42,324 --> 00:38:45,577 God. Hearing about all your bozo exes, 633 00:38:46,119 --> 00:38:48,872 making me feel much better about my last relationship. 634 00:38:49,789 --> 00:38:51,582 - Oh, the footballer, right? - Yeah. 635 00:38:51,583 --> 00:38:53,500 Yeah. Jamie what's-his-name? 636 00:38:53,501 --> 00:38:58,172 No. Well, yeah... No... Um... 637 00:38:58,173 --> 00:38:59,674 The bad breakup? 638 00:39:00,967 --> 00:39:04,262 No. It was fun. Five stars. Would break again. 639 00:39:08,099 --> 00:39:09,391 Hmm. 640 00:39:09,392 --> 00:39:11,394 Actually, it was, uh... it was... 641 00:39:13,230 --> 00:39:15,565 No, I'm not gonna go there. I'm not gonna talk about it. 642 00:39:16,191 --> 00:39:17,484 Because it still hurts. 643 00:39:18,151 --> 00:39:21,279 And I'm tired of feeling like that. I used to be a happy person. 644 00:39:23,365 --> 00:39:26,910 - You seem happy to me. - It's funny. 645 00:39:27,661 --> 00:39:29,412 I mean, not like fucking a clown funny. 646 00:39:31,414 --> 00:39:35,001 We spent all evening picking up, like, 50 kilos of lamb ka-poops. 647 00:39:36,127 --> 00:39:38,003 It's the most fun I've had in months. 648 00:39:38,004 --> 00:39:40,881 Oh, I have way more fun than this, like, all the time. 649 00:39:40,882 --> 00:39:42,175 Oh, fuck off. 650 00:39:44,928 --> 00:39:46,054 Oi. 651 00:39:47,472 --> 00:39:49,057 Thank you for all of it. 652 00:39:50,141 --> 00:39:51,141 You're welcome. 653 00:40:02,195 --> 00:40:06,741 Shit. I'm so sorry. I should not have done that. 654 00:40:16,126 --> 00:40:17,878 No, you absolutely should have. 655 00:40:32,767 --> 00:40:34,811 Baklava for two. 656 00:40:35,604 --> 00:40:37,230 Oh, yeah, um... 657 00:40:38,899 --> 00:40:41,151 My date had to... 658 00:40:47,198 --> 00:40:50,076 Yeah, I'm not gonna be able to eat all that on my own. 659 00:40:52,370 --> 00:40:56,416 Unless you... you'd care to join me. No. No. 660 00:40:58,710 --> 00:41:00,045 Sure. 661 00:41:01,713 --> 00:41:05,425 After all, our baklava is divine. 662 00:41:07,761 --> 00:41:09,346 Yeah, I don't... Um... 663 00:41:10,597 --> 00:41:12,640 For some reason, whenever I'm trying to impress someone, 664 00:41:12,641 --> 00:41:13,934 I end up sounding like my gran. 665 00:41:14,809 --> 00:41:15,936 - Your gran? - Mm-hmm. 666 00:41:17,270 --> 00:41:18,980 Um, okay, well... 667 00:41:21,191 --> 00:41:22,484 Take a seat. 668 00:41:37,457 --> 00:41:38,916 The only modicum of comfort 669 00:41:38,917 --> 00:41:41,544 is knowing that in all the innumerable parallel universes, 670 00:41:41,545 --> 00:41:43,171 there is not one where we win that game. 671 00:41:46,007 --> 00:41:47,634 I know what Madchester is. 672 00:42:03,608 --> 00:42:06,486 Uh, hey, fellas. It's, uh, Henry. Do you mind if I... 673 00:42:06,987 --> 00:42:08,112 Do your thing. 674 00:42:08,113 --> 00:42:09,197 Thanks. 675 00:42:15,245 --> 00:42:16,412 Hey, big guy. 676 00:42:16,413 --> 00:42:18,789 Hi. Sorry about the match. 677 00:42:18,790 --> 00:42:23,043 Oh, don't worry about that. It happens. It's good to see you, man. 678 00:42:23,044 --> 00:42:26,130 Hey, um, look, I've been really wanting to talk to you 679 00:42:26,131 --> 00:42:28,549 about what happened at school the other day, you know? 680 00:42:28,550 --> 00:42:30,635 Dad, I messed up. 681 00:42:31,303 --> 00:42:35,098 And if... if I'd just followed your advice, then none of this would've happened. 682 00:42:35,724 --> 00:42:39,268 - What advice? - "If you're angry, count to ten. 683 00:42:39,269 --> 00:42:41,270 If that don't work, do it again." 684 00:42:41,271 --> 00:42:42,397 Yeah. 685 00:42:43,231 --> 00:42:44,911 Well, that's something my dad used to say. 686 00:42:46,192 --> 00:42:48,027 Then Nana would tell him that numbers were infinite 687 00:42:48,028 --> 00:42:50,196 just so she could deal with his snoring. 688 00:42:52,782 --> 00:42:53,949 Uh, is Doug all right? 689 00:42:53,950 --> 00:42:55,993 I let him know that I was sorry 690 00:42:55,994 --> 00:42:58,954 by doing an apology rap in front of the whole class. 691 00:42:58,955 --> 00:43:00,247 Huh. 692 00:43:00,248 --> 00:43:03,500 Well, you know, a hip-hop song's a great way to get across a message. 693 00:43:03,501 --> 00:43:06,296 You know? Just look at the hip-hop song "The Message." 694 00:43:08,256 --> 00:43:11,593 Hey, guys. Good effort today. 695 00:43:12,427 --> 00:43:15,347 Mr. Higgins, is it true about Zava? 696 00:43:16,348 --> 00:43:17,515 I'm afraid so. 697 00:43:21,895 --> 00:43:23,146 Maybe some tissues for Dani. 698 00:43:23,939 --> 00:43:27,150 Hey, hey, guys. Zava just posted a video. 699 00:43:32,572 --> 00:43:37,327 Hello. How are you? I'm just... I have to share something with you, my friends. 700 00:43:37,953 --> 00:43:40,705 You are not my followers. You are my believers. 701 00:43:42,249 --> 00:43:44,251 And so it... I have to tell you. 702 00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:47,379 Zava has played his last match. 703 00:43:49,965 --> 00:43:52,633 I will now dedicate all of my time and all of my energy 704 00:43:52,634 --> 00:43:55,929 to my family and my avocado farm. 705 00:43:57,013 --> 00:43:59,975 If you put your energy into the things you truly love, 706 00:44:00,517 --> 00:44:05,146 the universe puts its thing back into you. You're welcome. 707 00:44:08,608 --> 00:44:10,150 Um, hey, buddy. 708 00:44:10,151 --> 00:44:11,986 I gotta go talk to the team here real quick. 709 00:44:11,987 --> 00:44:14,154 But then I'm gonna grab my stuff and scurry home. 710 00:44:14,155 --> 00:44:16,991 And how about we hop online, play a little Roblox? How does that sound? 711 00:44:16,992 --> 00:44:19,660 You're on. Love you, Dad. 712 00:44:19,661 --> 00:44:22,163 I love you too, buddy. I'm proud of you. 713 00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:42,642 He's okay. He's okay. 714 00:44:44,227 --> 00:44:47,564 He's okay. He's okay. 715 00:44:55,947 --> 00:44:57,115 Hmm. 716 00:45:02,746 --> 00:45:03,955 Gentlemen, hey. 717 00:45:04,664 --> 00:45:06,707 That was a tough one tonight. Okay? 718 00:45:06,708 --> 00:45:10,002 Man City has still got our number. That... That's all right. 719 00:45:10,003 --> 00:45:13,839 We're gonna get another crack at 'em later in the season. Uh-huh. 720 00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,341 Coach, no practice tomorrow, yeah? 721 00:45:15,342 --> 00:45:18,303 - That's right. - Okay. Well, I'll see y'all on Monday. 722 00:45:19,930 --> 00:45:21,306 Hey, hey. Hey, Coach. 723 00:45:22,307 --> 00:45:23,558 What about Zava? 724 00:45:24,351 --> 00:45:25,352 Um... 725 00:45:26,019 --> 00:45:27,020 He quit the team. 726 00:45:27,979 --> 00:45:30,689 I mean, technically he retired from the whole sport, 727 00:45:30,690 --> 00:45:32,943 which makes it feel a little less personal, yeah? 728 00:45:33,443 --> 00:45:34,944 You know, like if, uh, 729 00:45:34,945 --> 00:45:37,863 your girlfriend runs off with some dude and it turns out they were soul mates. 730 00:45:37,864 --> 00:45:39,073 Oh. Yeah. 731 00:45:39,074 --> 00:45:40,616 Gina fucking Gershon. 732 00:45:40,617 --> 00:45:41,701 Right. 733 00:45:42,619 --> 00:45:45,829 Uh, but look, look, look, look. I hear you, okay? Zava is gone. 734 00:45:45,830 --> 00:45:48,333 And you know what? I think it's a good thing. 735 00:45:48,917 --> 00:45:53,003 - What? How? - Well, I do. Okay, look. 736 00:45:53,004 --> 00:45:55,005 Do I wanna win? Heck yeah. 737 00:45:55,006 --> 00:45:58,218 But I also wanna do it with folks that wanna be here. 738 00:45:59,553 --> 00:46:03,722 It's not like we could handcuff him to his locker and make him love us. 739 00:46:03,723 --> 00:46:04,849 We could have tried. 740 00:46:05,725 --> 00:46:09,103 Hey, guys. Guys, look. We got a good thing going here. 741 00:46:09,104 --> 00:46:10,605 - All right? - Mm-hmm. 742 00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:14,025 We didn't need Zava. Yeah? 743 00:46:16,903 --> 00:46:17,904 Yeah. 744 00:46:18,572 --> 00:46:23,159 All we need to win are the fellas in this room right now. 745 00:46:24,327 --> 00:46:27,080 And all you fellas need to do is believe it. 746 00:46:28,331 --> 00:46:30,584 - Whoa! - It's a sign. 747 00:46:32,586 --> 00:46:33,878 That's it. We're doomed. 748 00:46:33,879 --> 00:46:36,630 We're done. We're done. We're finished. We're finished. 749 00:46:36,631 --> 00:46:38,090 Now... Now, hold on. 750 00:46:38,091 --> 00:46:41,176 Hey, knock it off, okay? We're not doomed. No one is doomed. 751 00:46:41,177 --> 00:46:46,141 But, Bumbercatch, yes, you're right. It is a sign. I agree. Yeah. 752 00:46:50,604 --> 00:46:53,315 In fact this, it's just a sign. 753 00:46:55,066 --> 00:46:56,359 All right, guys, listen to me. 754 00:46:57,319 --> 00:46:59,919 Belief doesn't just happen 'cause you hang something up on a wall. 755 00:47:00,614 --> 00:47:03,324 All right? It comes from in here. 756 00:47:03,325 --> 00:47:05,911 You know? And up here. Down here. 757 00:47:07,162 --> 00:47:10,789 Only problem is, we all got so much junk floating through us, 758 00:47:10,790 --> 00:47:13,084 a lot of time we end up getting in our own way. 759 00:47:15,503 --> 00:47:20,926 You know, crap like envy or fear, shame. 760 00:47:26,014 --> 00:47:28,266 I don't wanna mess around with that shit anymore. 761 00:47:28,767 --> 00:47:30,768 You know what I mean? Do you? 762 00:47:30,769 --> 00:47:32,019 - No. - No, Coach. 763 00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:33,313 - No. - No. 764 00:47:34,522 --> 00:47:36,941 - Do you? - No. 765 00:47:36,942 --> 00:47:39,444 No, me neither. Hell no. 766 00:47:40,195 --> 00:47:42,155 Well, you know what I wanna mess around with? 767 00:47:42,906 --> 00:47:48,620 The belief that I matter, you know? Regardless of what I do or don't achieve. 768 00:47:49,412 --> 00:47:53,624 Or the belief that we all deserve to be loved, 769 00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:58,171 whether we've been hurt or maybe we've hurt somebody else. 770 00:48:00,674 --> 00:48:04,511 Or what about the belief of hope? Yeah? That's what I wanna mess with. 771 00:48:07,472 --> 00:48:09,223 Believing that things can get better. 772 00:48:09,224 --> 00:48:13,186 That I can get better. That we will get better. 773 00:48:16,773 --> 00:48:20,652 Oh, man. To believe in yourself. To believe in one another. 774 00:48:21,570 --> 00:48:25,115 Man, that's... That's fundamental to being alive. 775 00:48:26,866 --> 00:48:31,538 And look. Yo, hey. If you can do that, if each of you can truly do that... 776 00:48:38,128 --> 00:48:39,588 can't nobody rip that apart. 777 00:48:46,052 --> 00:48:49,513 - See y'all Monday? - Yes, Coach. 778 00:48:49,514 --> 00:48:50,849 Thank you. 779 00:48:56,563 --> 00:48:58,857 - Tomorrow at 4:00 a.m.? - Damn fucking right.