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- Morning.
- Morning. Made you some coffee.
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I don't do caffeine.
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Right. Your body is a temple.
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Well, I don't know about that.
More like a church in an airport.
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Big day for Richmond.
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Thought you didn't know
anything about football.
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I don't. But I know who Zava is.
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Of course.
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Text me when you
get back from Dubai?
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- Safe flight.
- Thanks. Safe driving.
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I am a strong and capable man.
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Bollocks.
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Okay. So obviously Zava's gonna be
moving into our starting lineup.
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Which means, if my maths...
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are corrects,
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we're gonna have to sit someone.
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Who's it gonna be?
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Well, I think it's
gotta be Colin.
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Ouch.
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Colin's a chameleon. He can
change depending on a situation.
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Bigger issue is, you
put Zava up front,
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either Jamie or Dani's gonna
have to drop back to midfield.
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So, who do we think will take
the news better? Dani or Jamie?
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Dani.
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Yeah. Nah, Jamie's a lot like my mom's
Precious Moments figurines collection.
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- I have no idea what that means.
- He's a fragile little bitch.
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Brevity is nice, but sometimes clarity
is the true soul of wit. Thank you, Roy.
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It's almost ten o'clock, we
should probably get going.
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You feeling okay?
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A little bit nervous. Had some
diarrhea earlier this morning.
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Please don't put
that in the book.
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I've never been clear on the
spelling, so I probably won't.
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D-I-A, double R, H-E-A.
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Except in England, you have a silent O,
as in, "Oh, no, you've got diarrhea."
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I'm in the same
boat, Higgy bear.
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My tummy's got more knots in it than
Wayne's World 1 and 2 smooshed together.
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I don't know why. I've been
around great athletes all my life.
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Heck, Roy, you're
a great athlete.
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Not like Zava.
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Come on, don't sell
yourself short.
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If anything, sell yourself
tall and get it altered later.
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No, Zava's different.
Just watch.
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We can't just watch. We gotta
make this fella part of the team.
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Coaching a superstar can't be all, "How
do you solve a problem like Maria?"
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Although, if you ask me, the Nazis
were the real problem in that story.
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- Am I right, Coach?
- Yeah. Come on, Mother Superior,
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- let's have a little perspective.
- Yeah, exactly, yeah.
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Sorry, Roy, I know you don't like
all this musical theater talk
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- this early in the morning.
- No, I'll allow it.
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I used to fancy Julie Andrews.
Well, I still do, to be fair.
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The voice, the eyes, the way you know
she'd tell you off if you'd been bad.
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Yeah.
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All right, we gotta do it. All-time
favorite Julie Andrews character. Go!
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Fuck it. Maria!
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- Resolute as always. Coach, what you got?
- Eliza Doolittle.
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Audio-only performance,
I love that.
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- Professor Higgins.
- Come on you Poppins!
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Same, I'm right there with you.
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Trent, you have one? You
don't have to. You got one?
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Clarisse Renaldi,
Queen of Genovia.
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Fuck yeah, Princess Diaries.
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Deep cut. Zagged.
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Wow. Wow. This is nice.
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I can't believe it's
really happening.
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When I was a boy, I
played in Zava boots,
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I slept in Zava boots,
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I made love for the
first time to Zava boots.
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Think you mean "in Zava boots."
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No.
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Hey, you know, last
night at the restaurant,
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as the painters
were finishing up,
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I spent a very pleasurable hour on
YouTube watching Zava's greatest goals.
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By the end, my
head was spinning.
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Though it may also have
been the paint fumes.
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The way Zava moves on the
pitch... Like a panther.
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So sexy, eh?
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Sound a bit gay, bruv.
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Well, I'm gay...
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Huh?
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for Zava, I mean.
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That's true. Some men have a
charisma that transcends orientation.
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Paul Newman, Idris
Elba, Norm Macdonald.
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Zava is definitely one of
those charisma unicorns.
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Okay, you guys have convinced
me. I'll have sex with Zava.
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Hey, what's up, man?
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What the fuck is this?
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All right, fellas, come on. Showtime.
Let's everybody head out to the pitch.
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- Let's go.
- Hey Jamie, come on, man.
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Hurry up and get dressed. We don't
wanna keep our newest teammate waiting.
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Let's do this.
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We want Zava! Come on!
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This is what you get.
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Where the hell is he?
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Leslie! We do have a
signed contract, don't we?
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Of course. We have an e-signature.
That's legally binding.
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I think.
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I'll make a call.
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His agent hasn't heard from him,
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but she's tracked his phone
which is currently in Mykonos.
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If he has changed
his mind again,
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I'm going to look like
an absolute arsehole.
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Maybe we can try and
cheer them up somehow?
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Do you want me to take my shirt
off and run across the pitch?
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You must be Shandy.
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Shandy's shadowing me for the day.
To get the hang of things, you know?
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It's so nice to
finally meet you.
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I'd love to go for a coffee
and pick your brain sometime.
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Like, how tall are you?
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- Shandy.
- Yeah?
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Would you go to concessions and
start selling merch at half price?
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- Great idea.
- Yeah, thank you.
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- Keep your shirt on.
- Right. Of course.
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Bye, babe.
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She's a live one.
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Shit. Now I'm late.
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For what?
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Nothing. It's silly.
I'll tell you later.
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I love mysterious Rebecca.
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Hey, guys. Are we sure that
Zava has the right address?
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I'd hate to think he's sitting in
the middle of Virginia right now
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waiting on us, you know?
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So, I just talked to legal
about Zava's contract.
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An e-signature is 100% binding.
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Tiny wrinkle, instead of signing his
name, he signed "You're welcome."
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Shit. What are we going to do?
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Hey, look, superstars
play by their own rules.
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Back in '98, I waited over
three hours for Public Enemy
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to take the stage of this
joint called The Cubby Bear.
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When a man with a giant clock
around his neck is that late,
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it ain't about time.
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He's making a statement.
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Right, I'm calling it. We're going to go
upstairs and figure out what we do next.
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Leslie, I want you to talk to the
crowd and tell them something.
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Of course, Rebecca. I got this.
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Back in uni, my deejay
name was Damage Control.
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I didn't know you deejayed.
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I didn't actually, but I had the
name ready if I ever started.
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- Shit. Right, come on, let's go.
- Yeah.
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Welcome to the Dogtrack.
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Who the fuck are you?
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I can't believe this is happening. Why
does anyone put up with this lunatic?
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Because as humans, we adapt
to accommodate genius.
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Who is the greatest actor alive?
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Or was, before he retired.
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- Daniel Day-Lewis.
- Tony Curtis.
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You said alive? Jackie Chan. Wait,
you said retired? Daniel Day-Lewis.
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Exactly. When he gets in
character, he stays in character,
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and everyone else adapts to him.
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Did you know, that
when he made Lincoln
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he actually texted Sally
Field as Abraham Lincoln?
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Well, that's ridiculous.
Abraham Lincoln couldn't text.
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Exactly. Every time he
looked down at his phone,
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his hat would fall off.
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Look, this Zava might be a genius, but
he's definitely a self-absorbed prick.
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Your desk is covered
in biscuit crumbs.
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What the fuck are you doing?
We've waited two hours for you.
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Time is a construct, like gender
and many of the alphabets.
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Get out of my chair!
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This is your manager.
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Hey, how you doing?
I'm Ted Lasso.
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My leader,
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I am an empty vessel
filled with gold.
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I am your rock. Mold me.
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Well, hey, if you score
goals like you talk,
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we gonna be just fine, buddy.
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Right. And this is Keeley Jones.
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- She handles all our publicity.
- Hi.
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My queen.
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My actions today have made
your job much more difficult.
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No, don't worry about it. No
such thing as bad press, right?
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My integrity disallows me to
agree with that statement.
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- For God's sake.
- He's allergic to hummus.
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- Yeah, I know, I know.
- Oh, my God. You're here.
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And you are there.
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And this is Leslie Higgins,
our director of football.
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You are the glue.
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Thank you very much.
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I will go see the team now.
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Do you even know
where you're going?
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I do not!
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Are you kidding me? Wowie zowie.
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You know what, maybe I oughta tag
along in case he gets nervous.
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Seems like he can be a
little bit of a wallflower.
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Great. And now I'm in a rush.
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Leslie, tell me, how did
the damage control go?
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- It was a mess, but he was adorable.
- Thank you.
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- Who is this?
- This is Shandy. We work together.
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And she's a great
friend of mine.
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- Hey, did Zava come through here?
- He's here? You saw him?
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Yeah, he was upstairs
just a second ago.
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- What? He's here?
- He's here!
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- In this building?
- Yes. He should be here.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay, maybe we should all
just split up and go...
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Oy.
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He touched me.
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He's like an angel.
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Why are you downgrading
him? He is clearly a god.
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I will begin by addressing the
most important person in this room.
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Which of you is the kit man?
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Yeah, he usually...
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That's me. I'm Will.
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I am...
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- Will.
- Yep.
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I too worked as a ball boy for a
club when I was just 11 years old.
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I'm 25.
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Your passion...
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is why I play.
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And you.
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My team.
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My brothers.
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Breathe with me.
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Right now? Okay, here we go.
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We are now one.
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There is no me.
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There is no you.
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There is only the "we"...
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and the "us."
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And the we in us.
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Okay, so...
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Okay.
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Coaches, let's go in here,
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have a word really quickly,
before he scurries off.
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Everybody else, just go ahead and
keep breathing amongst yourselves.
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He's so much more
down-to-earth than I imagined.
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- Right?
- Wow.
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Which one of these is me?
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You're the fucking coach.
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You know what, we were
thinking the top right.
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- Fuck's sake.
- Or left, or left, or left.
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Whichever one you want really.
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I am very excited to be here.
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- Hey, we're very excited...
- I will see you tomorrow.
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Yep.
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He's tall.
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Rebecca?
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- Tish. Hello there.
- Come in.
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Come through.
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Please make yourself at home.
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Yeah, just take a seat. Relax.
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Would you like
something to drink?
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Water? Tea? Or
cocktail, perhaps?
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00:17:00,897 --> 00:17:03,650
Sure, I'll have a
White Russian, thanks.
244
00:17:04,651 --> 00:17:06,570
Yeah, I'm afraid I'm
fresh out of Kahlúa
245
00:17:07,404 --> 00:17:11,740
after hosting a Big Lebowski themed
birthday party for a colleague.
246
00:17:11,741 --> 00:17:13,199
But would straight
vodka suffice?
247
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,910
I was literally
just making a joke.
248
00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:19,457
I know. Which is why I made two.
249
00:17:30,677 --> 00:17:32,762
You have been through
a lot recently.
250
00:17:36,099 --> 00:17:40,896
The dark soul of one man just
disconnected you from your own.
251
00:17:42,188 --> 00:17:48,611
And then another beautiful and
worthy soul, in a man half your age,
252
00:17:48,612 --> 00:17:52,115
arrived exactly at the right
time. And the wrong time.
253
00:17:52,741 --> 00:17:54,117
Sorry, how do you know that?
254
00:17:54,951 --> 00:17:58,622
Well, I speak to your mother once
a month for the last six years.
255
00:18:00,248 --> 00:18:02,000
So, Rebecca, how can I help you?
256
00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:04,961
I'm not sure you can.
257
00:18:05,962 --> 00:18:08,380
A skeptic. Well, I
shouldn't be surprised.
258
00:18:08,381 --> 00:18:10,716
Because you're supposed
to be a psychic?
259
00:18:10,717 --> 00:18:11,843
Oh, no.
260
00:18:13,595 --> 00:18:15,347
Because your mother
was a skeptic.
261
00:18:18,975 --> 00:18:21,561
Are you familiar with kintsugi?
262
00:18:22,062 --> 00:18:26,857
It's the Japanese art of
mending broken things with gold.
263
00:18:26,858 --> 00:18:28,025
It...
264
00:18:28,026 --> 00:18:33,280
The idea is that we embrace the
flaws and the imperfections,
265
00:18:33,281 --> 00:18:37,327
and in doing so create something
much stronger and more beautiful.
266
00:18:39,996 --> 00:18:40,997
So...
267
00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:45,960
we are going to place
our hands on the bowl.
268
00:18:45,961 --> 00:18:47,337
Would you?
269
00:18:57,931 --> 00:18:58,932
Sorry, what's that...
270
00:19:02,435 --> 00:19:04,271
Smells very odd in
here all of a sudden.
271
00:19:05,438 --> 00:19:06,606
Thank you.
272
00:19:09,317 --> 00:19:10,610
Let's begin.
273
00:19:15,282 --> 00:19:16,741
I can see something.
274
00:19:18,493 --> 00:19:22,122
It's in your hand. An
object. It's very special.
275
00:19:22,789 --> 00:19:23,873
Is it a bowl?
276
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:27,210
It's a green matchbook.
277
00:19:28,378 --> 00:19:29,838
Sorry, it's what?
278
00:19:30,714 --> 00:19:32,883
A green matchbook. How lovely.
279
00:19:33,466 --> 00:19:35,302
Sorry, who cares about
a green matchbook?
280
00:19:36,052 --> 00:19:37,429
Now I can hear something.
281
00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:39,680
Shite!
282
00:19:39,681 --> 00:19:40,932
Oh, for God's sake.
283
00:19:43,935 --> 00:19:45,519
No, just one at a time, please.
284
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:46,521
I...
285
00:19:47,022 --> 00:19:50,108
Shite in wh... Shite
in nin... Sh...
286
00:19:51,026 --> 00:19:53,402
Yeah, shite in nining armor.
287
00:19:53,403 --> 00:19:56,573
"A shite in nining armor"?
288
00:19:57,282 --> 00:19:59,742
- Does that mean something to you?
- Yes, it does mean something to me.
289
00:19:59,743 --> 00:20:01,577
It means you're even more
batshit crazy than I...
290
00:20:01,578 --> 00:20:04,997
Shut up, I can hear something else.
It's thunder and lightning and you.
291
00:20:04,998 --> 00:20:09,126
And you're upside down,
and you're drenched.
292
00:20:09,127 --> 00:20:10,377
But you're safe.
293
00:20:10,378 --> 00:20:14,381
Okay, that... That's
enough I think for today.
294
00:20:14,382 --> 00:20:19,763
But thank you so much for your
time and for sharing your,
295
00:20:20,597 --> 00:20:21,848
what is it, your gift?
296
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,727
We can just tell my mum I
did the whole session. Yes?
297
00:20:26,895 --> 00:20:28,271
You will have a family.
298
00:20:31,358 --> 00:20:32,901
Sorry, what did you just say?
299
00:20:34,444 --> 00:20:35,654
You're going to be a mother.
300
00:20:37,739 --> 00:20:38,823
Fuck you.
301
00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:42,576
I've always thought you
were completely harmless
302
00:20:42,577 --> 00:20:45,538
because my mum could afford you,
but you are actually dangerous.
303
00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:48,667
And you're fucking cruel.
304
00:20:58,301 --> 00:21:00,678
So, boys, exciting stuff.
305
00:21:00,679 --> 00:21:03,181
We've got a lot of interview
requests coming in for all of you.
306
00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:05,808
I'd love to get the word
out about the restaurant.
307
00:21:05,809 --> 00:21:10,271
Well, right now the press would like
to focus on Zava joining the team.
308
00:21:10,272 --> 00:21:11,355
Yeah, okay.
309
00:21:11,356 --> 00:21:13,566
I would rather talk about
Zava than myself any day.
310
00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:15,067
What do you want us to say?
311
00:21:15,068 --> 00:21:17,695
Well, that's up to you.
Go for it. Say anything.
312
00:21:17,696 --> 00:21:21,491
I would just, you know,
stay positive, light. Right?
313
00:21:21,992 --> 00:21:26,204
Or say something so shocking
your interview goes viral.
314
00:21:27,581 --> 00:21:29,081
Like you eat your own hair.
315
00:21:29,082 --> 00:21:30,500
No, I...
316
00:21:32,168 --> 00:21:34,879
Well... Hi, Roy.
317
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,047
Keeley, sorry to interrupt.
318
00:21:37,048 --> 00:21:38,132
No.
319
00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:41,344
Higgins told me to check in
on some dumb interview shit.
320
00:21:42,554 --> 00:21:47,141
I mean, some important
interview shit.
321
00:21:47,142 --> 00:21:49,603
Don't worry, nobody in the
press wants to talk to you.
322
00:21:50,186 --> 00:21:52,062
No, no. That's
not actually true.
323
00:21:52,063 --> 00:21:54,231
The press knows that Roy
doesn't love doing interviews.
324
00:21:54,232 --> 00:21:57,610
Yeah, but it's okay. I'll do
one for you if you need me to.
325
00:21:57,611 --> 00:21:59,362
- Thanks, Roy.
- I'll interview you.
326
00:22:00,363 --> 00:22:01,697
Why'd you dump my friend?
327
00:22:01,698 --> 00:22:03,199
Ay, ay, ay.
328
00:22:05,827 --> 00:22:06,995
You're fun.
329
00:22:07,579 --> 00:22:09,079
Who the fuck is this?
330
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,665
This is Shandy.
We work together.
331
00:22:11,249 --> 00:22:13,208
- Why?
- She's an old friend of mine.
332
00:22:13,209 --> 00:22:14,960
That makes more sense.
333
00:22:14,961 --> 00:22:16,796
Shandy. I definitely
told you about her.
334
00:22:17,881 --> 00:22:20,884
Oh, yeah. Shandy.
335
00:22:22,427 --> 00:22:24,137
You used to eat your
own hair, right?
336
00:22:24,971 --> 00:22:27,557
Yeah. I did.
337
00:22:29,434 --> 00:22:34,022
Well, nice to put
a face to the hair.
338
00:22:43,782 --> 00:22:45,282
Hey, Coach.
339
00:22:45,283 --> 00:22:46,408
What's today's Wordle?
340
00:22:46,409 --> 00:22:48,119
- Ethic.
- Ethic.
341
00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:51,873
You're a jerk.
342
00:22:53,917 --> 00:22:56,377
- Hey, Jamie. How you doing?
- Can I talk to you for a minute?
343
00:22:56,378 --> 00:22:58,003
Yeah, you can talk to
me as long as you want.
344
00:22:58,004 --> 00:23:00,339
Though I do have a tendency
to doze off around 1:00 a.m.
345
00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:02,300
- What's up?
- So look...
346
00:23:07,597 --> 00:23:09,181
I know we're all
excited Zava's here.
347
00:23:09,182 --> 00:23:12,768
Yeah, I get that. But I know
a lot of players like him,
348
00:23:12,769 --> 00:23:14,979
and they're all just
self-absorbed glory hunters
349
00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:16,690
who only care about themselves.
350
00:23:22,112 --> 00:23:22,946
Jamie,
351
00:23:22,947 --> 00:23:27,951
don't you think that coming from
you that's a little bit ironic?
352
00:23:30,245 --> 00:23:31,371
Don't know.
353
00:23:33,206 --> 00:23:36,792
But look, the point is,
we don't need this guy.
354
00:23:36,793 --> 00:23:40,380
I think we've got a good thing going
here, and he's already fucking it all up.
355
00:23:41,131 --> 00:23:43,216
Hey, Jamie, I hear what
you're saying, man.
356
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,553
But I think we've got to give it
a game or two and see what's what.
357
00:23:48,263 --> 00:23:50,431
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah,
no, yeah. Course, yeah.
358
00:23:50,432 --> 00:23:53,267
Well, thanks for hearing me out.
359
00:23:53,268 --> 00:23:56,687
Aight. Thanks for speaking your
mind. Please continue to do so.
360
00:23:56,688 --> 00:23:57,772
Yeah.
361
00:23:58,732 --> 00:23:59,940
And... And I...
362
00:23:59,941 --> 00:24:03,695
I weren't being ironic, I was
being hypocritical. That's it.
363
00:24:06,865 --> 00:24:07,865
Is that right?
364
00:24:10,035 --> 00:24:12,370
- Yes or no?
- Yes.
365
00:24:13,830 --> 00:24:15,248
So that was actually ironic.
366
00:24:18,251 --> 00:24:22,004
Good afternoon. There is an
electricity today at Nelson Road,
367
00:24:22,005 --> 00:24:26,301
and the cause of all this
excitement goes by one name, Zava.
368
00:24:26,885 --> 00:24:29,095
Like Pelé, if every
letter was different.
369
00:24:30,931 --> 00:24:34,309
There are more VIPs here
than London Fashion Week.
370
00:24:34,976 --> 00:24:36,268
I assume. I don't know.
371
00:24:36,269 --> 00:24:38,395
This is all 'cause
you got Zava, babe.
372
00:24:38,396 --> 00:24:40,357
You've made Richmond
fucking global.
373
00:24:46,446 --> 00:24:48,781
All right. Pop quiz, hotshots.
374
00:24:48,782 --> 00:24:52,117
What do you get when you combine one
of Hugh Jackman's finest film roles
375
00:24:52,118 --> 00:24:54,245
with a fancy-pants
New York City getaway?
376
00:24:54,246 --> 00:24:55,830
Jean Valjean Catskills?
377
00:24:56,581 --> 00:24:59,541
No. That's a great answer, Sam. How
do you know about the Catskills?
378
00:24:59,542 --> 00:25:00,918
Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.
379
00:25:00,919 --> 00:25:02,545
Yeah. That's a good show.
380
00:25:02,546 --> 00:25:04,171
Yeah. I respect that. Word.
381
00:25:04,172 --> 00:25:08,092
No, the answer I was looking for actually
was today's opponents, Wolverhampton.
382
00:25:08,093 --> 00:25:10,761
- Full name, Wolverhampton Wanderers.
- Thank you.
383
00:25:10,762 --> 00:25:12,805
- Also known as the Wanderers.
- No.
384
00:25:12,806 --> 00:25:14,265
Also known as Wolves.
385
00:25:14,266 --> 00:25:17,685
Okay. So, our opponents today are
the Wolverhampton Wandering Wolves.
386
00:25:17,686 --> 00:25:20,437
- No.
- Just Wolverhampton or Wolves.
387
00:25:20,438 --> 00:25:24,650
Got it. So when the team known
as Wolverhampton, or Wolves,
388
00:25:24,651 --> 00:25:27,945
is wandering around the pitch today
trying to score some soccer goals,
389
00:25:27,946 --> 00:25:29,113
here's the game plan.
390
00:25:29,114 --> 00:25:30,364
Take it away, fellas.
391
00:25:30,365 --> 00:25:32,575
All right, here's your
starters. Here's your subs.
392
00:25:32,576 --> 00:25:35,327
Now remember, this 4-5-1
is not about dropping back.
393
00:25:35,328 --> 00:25:38,914
It's about getting fucking
service into the box for Zava.
394
00:25:38,915 --> 00:25:39,916
Got it?
395
00:25:40,709 --> 00:25:41,710
Are you all right?
396
00:25:43,211 --> 00:25:45,213
I am still a strong
and capable man.
397
00:25:46,590 --> 00:25:47,590
You're all right.
398
00:25:47,591 --> 00:25:50,009
- All free kicks will be taken by...
- Zava.
399
00:25:50,010 --> 00:25:51,552
- All penalties...
- Zava.
400
00:25:51,553 --> 00:25:54,179
- All corners...
- Anyone to Zava.
401
00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:57,601
That's it. You fellas set 'em
up, and our man Zava's gonna...
402
00:25:59,686 --> 00:26:02,439
Well, he's gonna knock
'em down. Okay? Yeah.
403
00:26:06,610 --> 00:26:08,737
Okay. Let's bring it
in. Come on. Here.
404
00:26:17,787 --> 00:26:18,788
Zava.
405
00:26:21,374 --> 00:26:22,374
Zava.
406
00:26:23,793 --> 00:26:25,461
Am I supposed to hit
the gong or something?
407
00:26:25,462 --> 00:26:27,130
What's up with that shit?
408
00:26:33,261 --> 00:26:34,261
No.
409
00:26:37,682 --> 00:26:38,933
Okay.
410
00:26:38,934 --> 00:26:40,142
I am ready.
411
00:26:40,143 --> 00:26:42,437
Okay. Nicely done.
412
00:26:43,772 --> 00:26:45,022
Okay. Here we go.
413
00:26:45,023 --> 00:26:48,693
All right. Okay, Captain, why
don't you go ahead and flip it...
414
00:26:51,363 --> 00:26:54,323
Richmond on three.
One, two, three.
415
00:26:54,324 --> 00:26:57,869
Richmond!
416
00:26:59,871 --> 00:27:00,997
He's strong.
417
00:27:04,376 --> 00:27:05,377
Yeah.
418
00:27:07,087 --> 00:27:09,256
- The Precious Moments figurine.
- Little bitch.
419
00:27:13,260 --> 00:27:15,636
- How much time we got, Coach?
- Exactly four minutes.
420
00:27:15,637 --> 00:27:16,804
Okay, great.
421
00:27:16,805 --> 00:27:18,681
I'm gonna call Henry real
quick. Wish him luck.
422
00:27:18,682 --> 00:27:20,391
His soccer team starts
the playoffs today.
423
00:27:20,392 --> 00:27:22,018
- Nice.
- Yeah.
424
00:27:23,103 --> 00:27:24,770
- Uh-oh.
- What's wrong?
425
00:27:24,771 --> 00:27:26,439
I can't find my phone.
426
00:27:28,108 --> 00:27:29,568
Shoot, I know where it is.
427
00:27:30,443 --> 00:27:32,528
I left it sitting on my
bathroom sink. Dang it.
428
00:27:32,529 --> 00:27:34,781
That's what you get for
playing Tetris on the toilet.
429
00:27:35,865 --> 00:27:36,949
Yeah, that and numb legs.
430
00:27:36,950 --> 00:27:39,430
You know, that's all right, I'll
persevere. I'll go old school.
431
00:27:43,248 --> 00:27:44,624
- Uh-oh.
- What now?
432
00:27:45,834 --> 00:27:47,919
I can't remember Michelle's
cell phone number.
433
00:27:49,462 --> 00:27:50,462
Yeah.
434
00:27:50,463 --> 00:27:53,258
- Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
- I think it's just a thing.
435
00:27:54,134 --> 00:27:55,135
Well, yeah.
436
00:27:56,303 --> 00:27:58,137
- You okay?
- Yeah. No, no.
437
00:27:58,138 --> 00:28:01,266
I'll just call the house. No, I...
No, I'm good. I'll be right out.
438
00:28:04,477 --> 00:28:08,355
Henry, we gotta go! And don't
forget your shin guards!
439
00:28:08,356 --> 00:28:09,566
Okay!
440
00:28:10,150 --> 00:28:12,152
- Thanks again for driving.
- Yeah, no problem.
441
00:28:15,113 --> 00:28:18,199
- You still have a landline?
- Yeah. I don't know why.
442
00:28:19,868 --> 00:28:21,285
Are you gonna answer it?
443
00:28:21,286 --> 00:28:23,662
No. It's probably
a telemarketer.
444
00:28:23,663 --> 00:28:25,081
Henry, let's go!
445
00:28:26,207 --> 00:28:27,374
May I answer it?
446
00:28:27,375 --> 00:28:29,669
I have a thing for messing
with telemarketers.
447
00:28:30,253 --> 00:28:32,880
- Knock yourself out.
- Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
448
00:28:32,881 --> 00:28:34,341
Watch this.
449
00:28:35,425 --> 00:28:39,094
Hello. You've reached the
house of Michelle Keller.
450
00:28:39,095 --> 00:28:42,598
Who by the way is doing amazing
things with orange slices these days.
451
00:28:42,599 --> 00:28:45,059
You're gonna be amazed.
It's really spectacular.
452
00:28:45,060 --> 00:28:46,310
How can I help you?
453
00:28:46,311 --> 00:28:48,187
Well, hey, Mr. Former President.
454
00:28:48,188 --> 00:28:49,898
Boy, have I got a
bone to pick with you.
455
00:28:52,943 --> 00:28:53,944
Hello?
456
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,281
Hello?
457
00:29:01,493 --> 00:29:02,494
Ted.
458
00:29:03,662 --> 00:29:06,957
- Yeah. Who is this?
- This is Jacob Bryanson.
459
00:29:07,749 --> 00:29:08,749
Dr. Jacob?
460
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:11,711
Yeah. Ted, you can
just call me Jake.
461
00:29:13,296 --> 00:29:14,296
Dr. Jacob.
462
00:29:14,297 --> 00:29:16,298
Henry, come on!
463
00:29:16,299 --> 00:29:17,676
Michelle. Michelle.
464
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,804
- What?
- It's Ted.
465
00:29:25,058 --> 00:29:26,059
Shit.
466
00:29:28,478 --> 00:29:30,604
- Hi, Ted.
- Hey.
467
00:29:30,605 --> 00:29:31,731
Found 'em!
468
00:29:32,315 --> 00:29:35,109
Hey, sweetie. Do you want to
talk to Daddy really quick?
469
00:29:35,110 --> 00:29:37,486
- Dad.
- Hey, buddy.
470
00:29:37,487 --> 00:29:40,364
We're playing the Dragons
today, and they're undefeated.
471
00:29:40,365 --> 00:29:43,245
Yeah, well, you know they ain't gonna
be undefeated for long. Am I right?
472
00:29:44,911 --> 00:29:47,121
Hey, look, I was just calling
to wish you good luck.
473
00:29:47,122 --> 00:29:48,706
Good luck to you too, Dad.
474
00:29:48,707 --> 00:29:52,710
And please tell Zava that many
of my friends' moms like his abs.
475
00:29:52,711 --> 00:29:53,878
Will do.
476
00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:55,255
- Bye.
- Bye.
477
00:29:56,047 --> 00:29:57,423
Thank you, sweetie.
478
00:29:57,424 --> 00:29:58,841
Ted, just one second, okay?
479
00:29:58,842 --> 00:29:59,925
Do you wanna wait in the car?
480
00:29:59,926 --> 00:30:03,095
- Do you wanna take him to the... Thank you.
- Yes. Of course. Come on, bud.
481
00:30:03,096 --> 00:30:05,098
You ever seen a
sunroof? Pretty cool.
482
00:30:09,102 --> 00:30:10,729
Hi. Sorry.
483
00:30:12,314 --> 00:30:14,357
Can we chat when we
both have more time?
484
00:30:15,567 --> 00:30:16,985
There's a lot to catch up on.
485
00:30:18,361 --> 00:30:19,654
Yeah. No, of course.
486
00:30:20,488 --> 00:30:22,824
All good. I'll
talk to you later.
487
00:30:23,867 --> 00:30:27,037
Ted, I... Good luck today.
488
00:30:27,954 --> 00:30:28,955
Thanks.
489
00:30:40,967 --> 00:30:44,011
The Richmond faithful return
to their beloved Dogtrack
490
00:30:44,012 --> 00:30:46,680
for the first time this
Premier League season,
491
00:30:46,681 --> 00:30:50,100
and surely when they see the
name Zava on the team sheet,
492
00:30:50,101 --> 00:30:52,312
they'll think they've
died and gone to heaven.
493
00:30:53,647 --> 00:30:56,107
Come on! Let's go! Let's do it!
494
00:31:00,528 --> 00:31:01,529
Tartt.
495
00:31:04,658 --> 00:31:05,659
What's he doing now?
496
00:31:07,369 --> 00:31:08,370
Yeah?
497
00:31:09,371 --> 00:31:12,916
Get open. I will find you.
498
00:31:21,258 --> 00:31:22,551
Come on, boys! Come on!
499
00:31:28,098 --> 00:31:29,307
Let's go, boys.
500
00:31:44,614 --> 00:31:46,574
My word, he's done it!
501
00:31:46,575 --> 00:31:50,996
Zava has scored from the halfway
line seconds into his debut,
502
00:31:51,496 --> 00:31:54,583
and the Dogtrack is
in a state of rapture.
503
00:31:56,543 --> 00:31:58,461
- Yeah. All right.
- He might be pretty good.
504
00:31:58,962 --> 00:32:00,922
- Here we go.
- I could get used to this shit.
505
00:32:02,173 --> 00:32:05,427
- Zava! Zava!
- Yes. Yes. Yay.
506
00:32:18,189 --> 00:32:21,359
Bumbercatch with the cross.
It's a tricky one for Zava.
507
00:32:23,111 --> 00:32:27,072
- I cannot believe what I just saw.
- What?
508
00:32:27,073 --> 00:32:31,745
Zava with the scorpion kick,
and Burnley feel the sting.
509
00:32:35,999 --> 00:32:41,796
Om.
510
00:32:44,090 --> 00:32:47,344
Om.
511
00:33:00,273 --> 00:33:05,027
Richmond up 2-nil over Palace, who
have simply had no answer for Zava.
512
00:33:05,028 --> 00:33:06,528
The corner comes in,
513
00:33:06,529 --> 00:33:10,867
And it's that man again!
Zava, with a towering header!
514
00:33:12,327 --> 00:33:14,871
Soaring like an eagle
amongst penguins.
515
00:33:42,232 --> 00:33:43,984
- How do you do?
- Morning.
516
00:33:46,486 --> 00:33:47,737
I think it's good.
517
00:33:48,863 --> 00:33:50,281
And then maybe do a...
518
00:33:50,282 --> 00:33:52,367
I think we should put it
in. Do you think we should?
519
00:34:18,476 --> 00:34:20,895
Rojas finds Tartt.
520
00:34:20,896 --> 00:34:25,107
Still seeking his first goal of
the season, is this the moment?
521
00:34:25,108 --> 00:34:28,027
No, it's Zava again!
522
00:34:28,028 --> 00:34:31,529
Zava, Zava, Zava, Zava!
523
00:34:31,530 --> 00:34:34,199
He may have stolen the
goal from Jamie Tartt,
524
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,412
but you can't argue with
the instincts of a champion.
525
00:34:39,623 --> 00:34:40,788
If you're a Richmond fan,
526
00:34:40,789 --> 00:34:44,461
you've gotta feel that with Zava
everything is going your way.
527
00:34:45,795 --> 00:34:46,880
I got a job!
528
00:35:00,769 --> 00:35:01,603
Thank you.
529
00:35:01,604 --> 00:35:03,771
I mean, the whole thing
is just crazy, you know.
530
00:35:03,772 --> 00:35:05,772
He was supposed to be
helping us get back together.
531
00:35:06,316 --> 00:35:07,399
You know what I mean?
532
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,736
It always bothered me the way he'd
be like, "I'm sorry, our time is up."
533
00:35:10,737 --> 00:35:12,279
Sorry, our time is up.
534
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,573
Nah, that's not quite it. It
was a lot more condescending.
535
00:35:14,574 --> 00:35:16,283
It was more like,
"I'm so sorry."
536
00:35:16,284 --> 00:35:19,245
Ted, I'm talking about our
session. Our time is up.
537
00:35:19,246 --> 00:35:21,914
Oh, right. Sorry I didn't get
to ask any personal questions.
538
00:35:21,915 --> 00:35:23,583
I was just yammering.
539
00:35:24,501 --> 00:35:26,586
Wow. Gone. Okay.
540
00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:29,214
Gotta respect it.
541
00:35:30,173 --> 00:35:33,551
George, is Ted Lasso
the coach of the year?
542
00:35:33,552 --> 00:35:36,262
What? Writing the name
Zava on the team sheet?
543
00:35:36,263 --> 00:35:39,306
Come on. Gimme a break,
Jeff. That's not coaching.
544
00:35:39,307 --> 00:35:41,934
No. What Nathan Shelley's
doing over at West Ham,
545
00:35:41,935 --> 00:35:44,271
now that is a tactician at work.
546
00:35:44,980 --> 00:35:46,106
Yeah, I like West Ham.
547
00:35:46,815 --> 00:35:47,815
But I love Zava.
548
00:35:47,816 --> 00:35:49,192
Don't we all, mate?
549
00:35:54,614 --> 00:35:58,158
We're in stoppage time of what
has been an unforgettable contest.
550
00:35:58,159 --> 00:36:00,411
Richmond surely would
be happy with a draw,
551
00:36:00,412 --> 00:36:03,622
but here's Rojas with a chance
to steal an historic victory
552
00:36:03,623 --> 00:36:05,292
over Manchester United.
553
00:36:14,426 --> 00:36:18,220
Zava with a God-like
bicycle kick in injury time.
554
00:36:18,221 --> 00:36:20,347
And surely Richmond have won it.
555
00:36:20,348 --> 00:36:26,313
A Zava hat trick bringing their first
ever victory in the Theatre of Dreams.
556
00:36:29,316 --> 00:36:32,152
Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
557
00:36:34,696 --> 00:36:35,697
Fuck it!
558
00:36:40,410 --> 00:36:42,620
And with this victory
over Brentford
559
00:36:42,621 --> 00:36:45,164
that's six wins on the
bounce for Richmond
560
00:36:45,165 --> 00:36:48,251
in this Zava-fueled
miracle streak.
561
00:36:54,174 --> 00:36:56,467
You ever think your book
would be a fucking fairy tale?
562
00:36:56,468 --> 00:36:57,969
Come on!
563
00:37:02,140 --> 00:37:04,850
Yo! Yo, yo, yo! Hey! Guys, guys,
guys. Yo, yo. Check it out.
564
00:37:04,851 --> 00:37:07,938
Listen. Tomorrow, everybody
is invited to the restaurant.
565
00:37:11,191 --> 00:37:13,067
We're still a few weeks
from officially opening.
566
00:37:13,068 --> 00:37:15,194
So please, lower
your expectations.
567
00:37:15,195 --> 00:37:16,488
But it's gonna be an open bar!
568
00:37:27,332 --> 00:37:30,669
Zava, Zava, Zava,
Zava, Zava, Zava!
569
00:37:34,589 --> 00:37:37,801
- Okay. Okay. What do I need? Hey.
- Hey. Don't serve my food with that face.
570
00:37:38,426 --> 00:37:39,427
Okay.
571
00:37:41,012 --> 00:37:42,013
Oh, man.
572
00:37:43,056 --> 00:37:44,223
- Hey.
- Sam, this place is lovely.
573
00:37:44,224 --> 00:37:46,392
- Have a great night.
- Thank you. Nice seeing you.
574
00:37:46,393 --> 00:37:48,852
- Super great place.
- Yeah.
575
00:37:48,853 --> 00:37:50,479
Thank you. I'll come
and catch you, yeah?
576
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,981
- Peace.
- All right. I'll see you later.
577
00:37:51,982 --> 00:37:55,025
- Hello. Okay. This is for you.
- The smell.
578
00:37:55,026 --> 00:37:56,485
- That's for you.
- Nice.
579
00:37:56,486 --> 00:37:59,113
Mate, this is the best moimoi
I've ever tasted in my life.
580
00:37:59,114 --> 00:38:00,949
Thanks, man.
581
00:38:01,783 --> 00:38:04,577
- Look at me. I'm not kidding.
- Hey.
582
00:38:04,578 --> 00:38:06,162
Thank you. Thanks.
583
00:38:06,788 --> 00:38:10,332
Sam, is Zava coming? I made
him a friendship bracelet.
584
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:12,668
Well, I invited him.
I guess we'll see.
585
00:38:12,669 --> 00:38:13,878
Cool, man.
586
00:38:13,879 --> 00:38:15,546
Okay, you guys.
Enjoy the food, okay?
587
00:38:15,547 --> 00:38:16,631
- All right?
- Cool, bro.
588
00:38:17,132 --> 00:38:19,509
- Colin.
- Hi, hi.
589
00:38:20,135 --> 00:38:21,802
- Doing good?
- Yeah, you okay?
590
00:38:21,803 --> 00:38:23,387
Boyos, this is my pal Michael.
591
00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:24,889
- Hiya.
- What's up, man?
592
00:38:24,890 --> 00:38:27,933
- World's greatest wingman.
- Yeah. Tough gig.
593
00:38:27,934 --> 00:38:30,853
"Hello, young lady. My friend's
a professional footballer.
594
00:38:30,854 --> 00:38:33,063
May I spend all night talking
to your cross-eyed friend
595
00:38:33,064 --> 00:38:34,733
while he hits on you poorly?"
596
00:38:38,111 --> 00:38:40,237
What did you decide
after Tish's reading?
597
00:38:40,238 --> 00:38:42,948
- Are you gonna go back and see her?
- No. No, no.
598
00:38:42,949 --> 00:38:45,826
It's not for me. If I wanted to
be scammed out of all my money,
599
00:38:45,827 --> 00:38:48,287
I'd go the old-fashioned route
and become obsessively religious.
600
00:38:48,288 --> 00:38:49,830
Cheers to that.
601
00:38:49,831 --> 00:38:53,250
Well, if it isn't
Beauty and the Stink!
602
00:38:53,251 --> 00:38:54,836
Get out! Sassy!
603
00:38:55,670 --> 00:38:57,756
Oh, my God!
604
00:38:59,758 --> 00:39:01,300
Hey, ladies.
605
00:39:01,301 --> 00:39:03,510
- Hi.
- Welcome to Ola's.
606
00:39:03,511 --> 00:39:06,472
- I'm so happy to see all of you.
- Thanks for having us, Sam.
607
00:39:06,473 --> 00:39:09,058
No, thank you for coming. Please,
make sure you enjoy yourselves, okay?
608
00:39:09,059 --> 00:39:11,143
- Absolutely. Thanks.
- Cheers!
609
00:39:11,144 --> 00:39:12,229
Thank you.
610
00:39:15,065 --> 00:39:16,066
You are such a twat.
611
00:39:16,650 --> 00:39:19,985
- Oi. What can I get you to drink?
- Champagne, please.
612
00:39:19,986 --> 00:39:21,946
Champagne? Can we get
another champagne?
613
00:39:21,947 --> 00:39:23,406
Is Ted here?
614
00:39:24,324 --> 00:39:25,367
Told you.
615
00:39:26,576 --> 00:39:27,744
You want a beer, Coach?
616
00:39:28,828 --> 00:39:31,831
Michelle and Henry went horseback
riding with Dr. Jacob today.
617
00:39:32,415 --> 00:39:35,417
We'll take two shots of
whiskey. A single and a double.
618
00:39:35,418 --> 00:39:37,379
A triple. Two.
619
00:39:38,255 --> 00:39:39,673
Weinstein's cock!
620
00:39:40,507 --> 00:39:41,674
Are you cheating on me?
621
00:39:41,675 --> 00:39:42,759
Yeah, I am.
622
00:39:43,468 --> 00:39:44,468
With you.
623
00:39:48,890 --> 00:39:51,643
Man, y'all's baggage just
matches right up, don't it?
624
00:40:00,443 --> 00:40:01,444
See you in a bit.
625
00:40:05,657 --> 00:40:06,992
What the fuck do you want?
626
00:40:10,579 --> 00:40:15,625
You frowning while we're on a
win streak, that's a bad look.
627
00:40:16,376 --> 00:40:17,918
You frowned your whole career.
628
00:40:17,919 --> 00:40:19,796
No, I never smiled.
That's different.
629
00:40:23,341 --> 00:40:24,341
Here we go.
630
00:40:27,262 --> 00:40:29,972
- Good game. Good game.
- Yes.
631
00:40:29,973 --> 00:40:31,266
For fuck's sake.
632
00:40:31,975 --> 00:40:34,728
There he is, God's gift to
those who have everything.
633
00:40:35,312 --> 00:40:36,812
Best player on the team.
634
00:40:36,813 --> 00:40:37,898
Fuck off.
635
00:40:39,399 --> 00:40:40,400
It's true.
636
00:40:40,984 --> 00:40:45,155
You used to be the best.
Now you're not. It happens.
637
00:40:45,739 --> 00:40:46,823
You thought I was the best?
638
00:40:47,657 --> 00:40:51,411
Yeah. I mean, you still could be
if you weren't such a pre-Madonna.
639
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,414
- Did you just call me a pre-Madonna?
- Yeah.
640
00:40:55,999 --> 00:40:57,542
It's prima donna.
641
00:40:58,543 --> 00:41:01,962
Who the fuck says "pre-Madonna"?
What the fuck does that even mean?
642
00:41:01,963 --> 00:41:05,716
It means before Madonna, female
vocalists didn't have to work that hard.
643
00:41:05,717 --> 00:41:07,259
Are you mad?
644
00:41:07,260 --> 00:41:09,720
You never heard of Tina
Turner? Fucking Stevie Nicks?
645
00:41:09,721 --> 00:41:12,474
Fuck you. Point is, he's
the best player on the team.
646
00:41:13,058 --> 00:41:15,768
And right now, all you gotta
do is try and keep up with him.
647
00:41:15,769 --> 00:41:18,313
Fuck that. I don't wanna
just keep up with him.
648
00:41:19,689 --> 00:41:21,483
I wanna be better than him.
649
00:41:25,195 --> 00:41:26,238
I could train you.
650
00:41:28,323 --> 00:41:29,950
But only if you fucking mean it.
651
00:41:30,450 --> 00:41:33,453
Yeah. I do mean it.
652
00:41:37,207 --> 00:41:38,208
When do we start then?
653
00:41:39,709 --> 00:41:40,919
Right fucking now.
654
00:41:41,753 --> 00:41:42,921
Come on, man.
655
00:41:43,505 --> 00:41:45,632
So sorry. We'll take care of it.
656
00:41:48,093 --> 00:41:50,095
We start tomorrow. 4:00 a.m.
657
00:41:52,222 --> 00:41:53,557
Clean that up.
658
00:41:57,519 --> 00:41:58,519
All right.
659
00:42:00,355 --> 00:42:02,481
I'm gonna do a lap.
If Ted's already gone,
660
00:42:02,482 --> 00:42:05,402
I'm telling you right now, I will
be attempting to scale Mount Zava.
661
00:42:06,152 --> 00:42:07,278
Adieu.
662
00:42:07,279 --> 00:42:08,405
Adieu. Good luck.
663
00:42:10,907 --> 00:42:13,617
Hi. Hello. Hi.
664
00:42:13,618 --> 00:42:15,244
Hi. Hello.
665
00:42:15,245 --> 00:42:17,955
I'm Shandy. I do
PR for the club.
666
00:42:17,956 --> 00:42:20,916
It's so great you've come down
here, but don't be a dick.
667
00:42:20,917 --> 00:42:22,878
Show some love on
your socials, yeah?
668
00:42:24,170 --> 00:42:28,091
I like your confident
energy. It's off-putting.
669
00:42:28,925 --> 00:42:30,635
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
670
00:42:31,428 --> 00:42:32,721
That's really nice.
671
00:42:33,305 --> 00:42:35,514
So how's it going with
Shandy? Is she fitting in?
672
00:42:35,515 --> 00:42:38,393
Yes, she's great. I
love how not shy she is.
673
00:42:40,228 --> 00:42:41,228
Yeah.
674
00:42:50,238 --> 00:42:51,239
Wish me luck.
675
00:42:57,871 --> 00:42:59,372
Okay. See you later.
676
00:43:12,886 --> 00:43:16,598
Oi. There are better things
ahead than any we leave behind.
677
00:43:23,855 --> 00:43:24,981
Excuse me. One moment.
678
00:43:25,523 --> 00:43:27,024
Hey, hey.
679
00:43:27,025 --> 00:43:29,693
Thank you so much for coming.
Honestly, it means so much to me.
680
00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:33,782
Sam, tell me, where does your
restaurant source its avocados from?
681
00:43:34,783 --> 00:43:38,495
West African cuisine doesn't
typically feature a lot of avocados.
682
00:43:39,621 --> 00:43:40,621
Not yet.
683
00:43:45,835 --> 00:43:48,254
- Marlboro Man.
- Hey. Look who it is.
684
00:43:48,255 --> 00:43:50,047
I didn't know you work here.
685
00:43:50,048 --> 00:43:52,132
Well, how you going?
686
00:43:52,133 --> 00:43:53,842
- I'm doing all right. Yeah.
- Yeah?
687
00:43:53,843 --> 00:43:56,470
Well, my ex-wife's dating
our ex-marriage counselor,
688
00:43:56,471 --> 00:43:58,515
so, you know, that's new.
689
00:43:59,224 --> 00:44:01,892
Wow, that's
borderline unethical.
690
00:44:01,893 --> 00:44:05,479
Yeah, well, I mean, it all started a
year and a half after we were seeing him,
691
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,983
so I guess that's... You ever have anything
like that happen with you and a client?
692
00:44:08,984 --> 00:44:10,818
Ted, I'm a child psychologist.
693
00:44:10,819 --> 00:44:12,695
Right, right.
694
00:44:12,696 --> 00:44:13,779
So, yes. Twice.
695
00:44:13,780 --> 00:44:16,699
Hey. Classic Sassy. I love it.
696
00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:18,868
- Classic Sass.
- Classic Sassy.
697
00:44:19,452 --> 00:44:20,537
I got you a surprise.
698
00:44:24,749 --> 00:44:25,750
What's this?
699
00:44:30,171 --> 00:44:31,172
Thank you.
700
00:44:32,090 --> 00:44:33,549
Oh, my God.
701
00:44:33,550 --> 00:44:35,176
Don't just stand
there. Pass them out.
702
00:44:40,724 --> 00:44:41,725
Hey.
703
00:44:46,771 --> 00:44:48,982
- What?
- You're being really clingy right now.
704
00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:50,901
I am so sorry.
705
00:44:51,818 --> 00:44:52,985
Hey.
706
00:44:52,986 --> 00:44:56,030
Ladies, a little something
to commemorate the evening
707
00:44:56,031 --> 00:44:58,741
and to remind you to come
back again and again, right?
708
00:44:58,742 --> 00:44:59,992
Thank you.
709
00:44:59,993 --> 00:45:01,119
No worries.
710
00:45:02,662 --> 00:45:03,662
So chic.
711
00:45:07,792 --> 00:45:08,793
Green.
712
00:45:13,173 --> 00:45:14,591
It's a green matchbook.
713
00:45:17,093 --> 00:45:18,094
You okay?
714
00:45:22,140 --> 00:45:25,769
- Yes. Another round?
- All right. Yeah. Okay.
715
00:45:27,312 --> 00:45:29,564
- Get another round.
- Can we get another round, please?
716
00:45:30,523 --> 00:45:31,941
- Thank you, Sam.
- No worries.
717
00:45:31,942 --> 00:45:33,108
This place is wonderful.
718
00:45:33,109 --> 00:45:34,944
- Food's fantastic.
- Thank you so much for coming.
719
00:45:34,945 --> 00:45:36,665
- Okay, listen, get home safe, okay?
- Okay.