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Mush!
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Now, that's a cup of coffee. It's strong.
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Good though.
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I got you something.
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I love somethings.
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What is this?
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Sense and Sensibility. I love this book.
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I loved the movie more though.
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Wait, is this, like,
a first edition or something?
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- Yep. And it's signed.
- No.
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"Keeley, you go girl! Jane Austen."
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Did you destroy a priceless artifact
just to make me laugh?
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One, it wasn't priceless.
It was actually very expensive.
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Two, I can get very jealous,
and I hate the idea of you regifting that.
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And three, no, I didn't. That is all her.
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And she really wants you to "go girl,"
so, you better go girl.
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I'll go. Watch me.
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Come here. Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Hey, Cindy. How are you? Good.
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How you doing, brother? You okay?
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- Good morning, Faridah.
- Morning, Sam.
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Okay. I have a favor to ask.
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Do we have an open table on Friday night?
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You're being serious? No.
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The restaurant is booked for months.
The waiting list is a lie we tell people.
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Okay. We have a very special guest
coming, so I need a "Ray Liotta" for one.
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I'll take care of it, take care of it.
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You're the best.
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- Okay. Thank you.
- Fuck you!
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If you will excuse me.
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- Is everything okay in here?
- I don't know.
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- Is everything okay in here?
- Yes, Chef!
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- Everything's fine.
- So who were you talking to?
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- Brinda Barot.
- And was she here?
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No, poo poo head.
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A refugee boat's coming in,
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and our home secretary
wants to send them away.
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- Why would she do that?
- Because she's the devil.
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- Right?
- Yes, Chef!
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Okay, listen. Brinda Barot sucks for sure,
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but, Simi,
it's way too early to be this angry.
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Maybe you should start drinking
coffee again. It's better for your heart.
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Why are you here?
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Is there a photo shoot
for Footballer Passion Project Magazine,
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or something?
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No, I just stopped by
to make sure everything was okay.
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Everything is perfect.
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What about the spoons?
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They don't match.
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Samuel, if the food is good, which it is,
no one cares about the spoons.
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- Am I right?
- Yes, Chef!
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You know, just...
My father is coming this weekend.
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So-- Fuck. And I just--
I want everything to be perfect.
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He's coming all the way from Nigeria.
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If this bitch lets him in.
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All right, fellas, focus up here.
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{\an8}Right about now,
Roy's gonna make things dark...
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{\an8}so that Coach Beard here
can shed some light. Coach.
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{\an8}At the 1974 World Cup,
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{\an8}the tiny country of the Netherlands
came out of nowhere
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{\an8}and made it all the way
to the World Cup Final,
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{\an8}playing the home team,
heavily favored Germany.
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{\an8}Those Dutch hippies scored before
the Germans even touched the ball.
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{\an8}Yeah, but Holland lost that game.
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{\an8}Correct. But along the way, they won
the hearts of fans all around the world
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{\an8}with a style of play-- dare I say,
a philosophy-- called Total Football.
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{\an8}Which, coincidentally, Coach dreamed up
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{\an8}in a barbecue-sauce-related hallucination
just last week.
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{\an8}No, it's true. But hey, it's not about me.
Go on, keep shining.
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{\an8}The best player on that team
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{\an8}and the godfather of Total Football
was this guy.
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Can anyone tell me who this is?
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That's Tim Robinson
from I Think You Should Leave.
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No. It is Dutch football legend,
Johan Cruyff.
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It's pronounced Cruijff.
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My apologies. With Total Football,
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- Johan Cruijff...
- That's it.
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{\an8}...took his small club Ajax
to three straight European titles.
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{\an8}Now, he later became a coach,
first at Ajax,
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{\an8}and then he took Total Football
to Barcelona,
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{\an8}where he won the Spanish championship
four years in a row.
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{\an8}Now a central cog of that team
was an industrious
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{\an8}but brilliant midfielder
named Josep Guardiola.
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{\an8}AKA Pep.
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Look at that head of hair.
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God had to take it away
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just to balance things out, you know?
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{\an8}Pep became a coach as well,
honing his own version of Total Football
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{\an8}that he took to Barcelona
and Bayern Munich,
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{\an8}eventually landing
at our great white whale, Manchester City.
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{\an8}Where he briefly coached
a very talented young player...
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until that beautiful dum-dum quit
to go do a reality show.
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I was robbed!
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Total Football is about constant movement.
Players are no longer in set positions.
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Defenders are free to attack.
Attackers are trusted to defend.
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It's about taking risks
and supporting each other's choices.
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{\an8}Like when your friend wears something new
and outside his comfort zone,
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{\an8}and instead of ignoring it,
everybody pays him a compliment.
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By the way, great hat, Ash.
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Oh, yeah.
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- It's pretty sweet.
- Yeah, it frames his face nicely.
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Exactly. Total Football is about
letting go of your baggage
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and trusting your intuition.
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It's jazz. It's Motown. It's Mamet.
It's Pinter. It's Einstein.
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It's Keurig. It's Gaga!
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It's my mother proudly displaying
her vibrator on the bedside table!
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It's about throwing off the constraints
put upon you by society and by yourselves!
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We all know football is life.
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But a beautiful life...
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is Total Football.
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That's good. That's you right there.
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Give it up, that's Coach.
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{\an8}All right, fellas, we wanted y'all to know
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{\an8}a little bit about the history
of Total Football,
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{\an8}because that's what we're gonna
start playing here.
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{\an8}What? No. No, wait. What?
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{\an8}Oi! You turn those frowns upside down
'cause we're fucking doing this.
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{\an8}We're gonna drill it, we're gonna train it
and then in a couple of months,
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{\an8}we're taking Total Football
to the fucking pitch.
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No, actually we're gonna do it
this Saturday against Arsenal.
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- Well, that's fucking mental.
- No, it'll be fine.
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Hush your butts!
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Hush your butt! Let's go. come on.
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No, no, no. Cool it.
It's gonna be fine. I don't wanna hear it.
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- Let's go, come on!
- I hear butts!
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Hush your butt, hush your butt,
hush your butt. Gotta hush them butts.
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Isaac, come on, be a captain.
Get that butt hushed.
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I don't wanna hear it, Van Damme.
Hush your butt.
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{\an8}Ms. Jones, we have a problem. The--
Oh, no, wait, actually, no, we don't.
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{\an8}Sorry, sort of force of habit
or something.
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- I'm just dropping this off.
- Thank you.
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That's very lovely. May I?
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Yeah, of course, go.
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I never would've
thought that you liked books.
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I mean, that you collect first editions.
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{\an8}Oh, no, I don't.
That was a gift from Jack.
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{\an8}Wow. What a very nice gift
to receive. From your boss.
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{\an8}She's not really my boss, right?
She's helping me execute my vision.
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{\an8}It must be nice to have
such a generous friend that,
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{\an8}delivers expensive gifts
to your place of work.
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No, no. She gave it to me this morning
when we had breakfast together.
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Coffee. We had a coffee together.
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At a coffee shop.
But we didn't arrive together.
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We came from separate places,
and we met there.
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She was late actually.
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Well, I had a warm yogurt
on the tube in my pajamas.
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You take the tube in your pajamas?
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Yeah, sometimes, yes.
When I want to beat the rush.
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And then I just get changed
in the toilets when I get here.
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Smart.
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- Ms. Jones.
- Barbara.
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- Hey, Siri.
- Yes, Wunderkind?
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Could you set a reminder
for tomorrow at 7:00 p.m.
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for Nicole's birthday dinner? Thank you.
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Okay, your reminder
is set for tomorrow at 7:00.
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- Siri.
- Yes, Wunderkind?
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How can you tell if a girl likes you
or is just being nice to you?
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You can't.
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So now I'm starting to get
all these subtle, little hints from Jane.
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Like, certain magazines left
on the coffee table
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and always hearing about her friends
who are doing it.
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Well, marriage is a big commitment,
you know?
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No, I'm talking about pegging.
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Well, still.
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Wait, what magazines?
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- Here you go, lads.
- Thanks, Mae.
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- You okay, Mae?
- No.
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We win, this place is packed.
We lose, it's like this.
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I actually prefer it. You can finally hear
yourself think in here.
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Fuck off.
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Hey, Lasso. We wanted to apologize.
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- What for?
- For getting all soft on you.
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Yeah, we humanized you
and lost all objectivity.
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Main reason why farmers
don't name their livestock.
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And why we don't learn the names
of Baz's brother's girlfriends anymore.
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Because he's a male whore.
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Exactly.
So we're gonna backslide a little bit.
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Now what the fuck are you doing
to our team, wanker?
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- Okay.
- You-- Well-- Now, hold on,
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hold on, hold on, Coach.
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Well, I tell you what, fellas.
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Why don't you come watch
training tomorrow? See for yourselves.
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We ain't running a chocolate factory
or Deutsche Bank.
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We got nothing to hide from y'all.
See you tomorrow?
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Yeah. You will.
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What?
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- Should I wear a suit?
- I'm definitely gonna take a shower.
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- I mean, gotta do that. Yeah, definitely.
- Yeah.
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Coach, you sure it's smart
to invite fans to our practices?
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It's their team. We're just borrowing it
for a little while. You know?
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Anyway,
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I guess marriage and pegging
aren't really that different.
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Yeah, it's all about compromise.
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- There he is!
- God! Sorry.
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The hottest coach in the league!
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Thank you.
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I won a lot of money off your lot.
So, keep it up. Please.
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Table for one?
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No, I thought I'd-- Just passing.
Is Jade working today? Do you know?
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No, she's off Tuesdays.
She goes to school.
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Or feeds her mum.
I don't listen, so I don't really know.
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Okay. Well, just say that I said hello.
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Actually, you know what,
don't say anything.
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Actually, no, do. Say, if you--
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No. Just don't say anything.
Unless she asks after me.
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In which case, just say that I said hello.
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- And why would she ask after you?
- Exactly. I don't kn--
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Thank you, Derek.
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Thank you. Bye. Yes, no, just-- Yeah.
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All right.
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- Hey, Trent.
- Hello, Ted.
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- Hey, Ted!
- Hey, fellas!
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The fuck are they doing here?
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I don't know. Ask Beard,
he's the one who invited them.
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All right, my Merry Pranksters.
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If we're gonna play Total Football,
there are four things we need to focus on.
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All right? Number one, conditioning.
Y'all gotta get into even better shape.
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Number two, versatility.
Number three, awareness.
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And number four...
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I don't know what that one is yet.
But I know it's important.
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Starting today, we're gonna have
to turn things up a notch around here.
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So I'ma hand it over
to your drill instructor,
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Sergeant Roy Kent.
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Whistle! On your feet, maggots!
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Right.
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Today you're gonna run
from end to end to end to end.
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But lucky for you, I'm in a good mood.
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So you've only gotta do that
for the whole fucking practice.
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Whistle.
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- Why doesn't he just use a whistle?
- He's allergic to metal.
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Football stars, they're just like us.
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00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,011
Run!
234
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,308
You sure you don't want a plastic whistle?
235
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,647
- Hi.
- Hi.
236
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:03,320
- Cute flowers.
- Thanks.
237
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,613
Yeah, daisies are my favorite.
238
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,865
- And I thought I was.
- Wait!
239
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,539
Why'd you do that?
240
00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:15,624
Shit, you're right, yeah.
241
00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:21,547
- No. Off. On. On?
- Keeley. Keeley.
242
00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:24,550
- On or off? Off? On or off?
- Keeley. Keeley, s--
243
00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:26,885
- On? On. Do you want it on or off?
- Keeley. Keeley.
244
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:30,639
- On or off? Off? On? Off or on?
- Stop. Give it to me. Thank you.
245
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:34,810
- What's going on?
- I'm sorry.
246
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:37,938
I am just not built
for a secret office romance.
247
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,691
I'm used to everyone
knowing everything about me.
248
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:42,401
Barbara saw the book that you gave me,
249
00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:44,903
and, I didn't think that I could
tell her that we were dating,
250
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,488
because I don't want us to get in trouble.
251
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:50,409
We can't get into trouble
'cause we are two consenting adults.
252
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:53,370
And I'm get-away-with-murder rich, so...
253
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,622
- Really?
- Yeah.
254
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,500
- Like who else? Name names.
- Everyone connected to Epstein.
255
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:02,337
Keeley, I don't care if people
in the office know we're dating, do you?
256
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,508
No, of course not. I just didn't know
how serious you were about this.
257
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,468
Come with me.
258
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:10,804
Okay.
259
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:16,143
Hey, everyone. Quick announcement.
260
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,811
Keeley and I are dating.
261
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:23,358
And it's brand-new,
but I'm serious about it.
262
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:29,573
And so both of us just wanted to let you
all know so that there were no secrets.
263
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:32,910
'Cause it's all good.
I'm not crazy. She's not crazy.
264
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:34,786
You're not crazy, right?
265
00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,247
Neither of us are crazy.
266
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:41,376
But, if any of you have
any issues or concerns about this at all,
267
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:45,881
please do not hesitate to come
and speak to me or Keeley or Barbara.
268
00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:47,382
Cool?
269
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:50,427
Cool.
270
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:55,224
And congratulations, Jack and Keeley.
271
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:59,311
- Love is love, i-- Right.
- No, that's enough, Dan. Thank you.
272
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:20,790
This is some of the best puking
I've ever seen.
273
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,544
Yeah, me too. And we spend
most of our lives at the pub.
274
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:31,844
All right. Nice job, gentlemen.
Okay, that's it for today.
275
00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:33,220
Now we scrimmage!
276
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,350
Honestly, my jacket's still a bit canal-y.
277
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,143
It's really bad.
278
00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:43,897
Okay, so, you never got his name?
279
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,775
And you never told him yours?
280
00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:50,779
Yeah, see,
that part's not that weird to me.
281
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:54,616
If you really didn't have sex
with the guy, now that is fucking bonkers.
282
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,910
Look, what we shared, it just--
283
00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:01,665
It transcended sex. It was...
284
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,959
- Magic.
- Gezellig.
285
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,172
But, yeah, I would've liked
to have seen his penis.
286
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:13,177
- It is so good to see you.
- You too.
287
00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:14,720
It has been way too long.
288
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,097
Because I've lost you to another woman.
289
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,892
- I know. I'm sorry.
- I am joking.
290
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:23,228
So come on. How's it going?
291
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:27,024
It is great. I mean, she is so cool.
292
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:29,776
She's smart. Super foxy.
293
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,570
She's an amazing gift-giver.
294
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:36,950
Oh, my God, and the way she proclaimed
our relationship to the entire office.
295
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,994
It was so fucking hot.
296
00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:42,748
I think she might be love bombing you.
297
00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:45,083
- She's "love what-ing" me?
- Love bombing.
298
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:49,379
That's when you're bombarded
with expensive gifts and trips
299
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:52,257
and grand gestures of love.
300
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,218
They call it love bombing.
301
00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:56,762
- Who does?
- I don't know. They do.
302
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,348
Those "they" out there that name stuff.
303
00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:04,811
But what I do know is that
on my second date with Rupert--
304
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,355
Second date,
305
00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:08,607
he took me to a car showroom
and said, "Which one do you want?"
306
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,651
I would fucking love that.
307
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:12,110
What did you do?
308
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:15,322
Well, I asked him if he was referring
to the cars or the beautiful saleswomen
309
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,157
suddenly tripping over themselves
to help us.
310
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,202
And?
311
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,788
I drove home in a bloody lovely Jaguar,
of course.
312
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:28,335
It just felt nice to be taken care of
for once.
313
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:32,756
Look,
314
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:36,218
I'm not saying that Jack is like Rupert.
315
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:40,681
But sometimes shiny things can tarnish.
316
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,058
I think it's fine.
317
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:46,186
Okay, good. Good.
318
00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:48,897
Just trust yourself.
319
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,693
I ignored so many red flags in my past.
320
00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:55,946
Yeah. Well, maybe we're love blind?
321
00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:57,447
Love blind. What's that?
322
00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:01,159
It's an emotional version of
color blindness where a person interprets
323
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:04,872
red flags as giant green,
just-fucking-go-for-it flags.
324
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:09,084
- Did you come up with that?
- Yeah, I did.
325
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:12,546
Oh, my God. You're one of those
"they" that name stuff.
326
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:15,757
- Shit, I think I might be.
- I think you might be.
327
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,927
Sorry, excuse me.
Could we get the bill, please? Thank you.
328
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:22,723
Actually, the bill was already
taken care of by Jack.
329
00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:24,892
She said she hopes
you both enjoyed your meal.
330
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,436
What a massive surprise.
331
00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:29,438
- Wow, yeah.
- What?
332
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,608
Well, then I think we ought to have
some tiramisu. Don't you?
333
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:34,526
- Definitely.
- And two bottles
334
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:38,739
of the '34 Château Cheval Blanc
Saint-Emilion Premier Grand Cru to go.
335
00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:40,616
And one for yourself.
336
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:48,832
Happy birthday, Mum.
337
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,127
Wow.
338
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,462
I love it.
339
00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:56,089
Well, it was my vision,
but Uncle Nate made it happen.
340
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,383
She was actually quite specific. So...
341
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:02,137
Thank you, cheeky. Thanks, Nate.
342
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:05,265
Let's have a look, love. It's lovely.
343
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:07,809
So, come on.
344
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,603
You're the hottest coach
in the Premier League,
345
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:12,773
which makes me
the coolest lawyer in the firm.
346
00:21:12,773 --> 00:21:14,942
Please tell me you're hooking up
with girls left and right.
347
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:20,280
Okay, I don't think this kind of talk
is appropriate for a young lady.
348
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:22,282
- Who wants ice cream?
- I do.
349
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,660
Great. Let's go to the corner shop.
350
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:27,371
Ali, come with us.
Let them have their girl talk.
351
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,250
Come on, love. See you in a little bit.
352
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,376
Bye.
353
00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:35,295
Okay, tell me everything.
354
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,966
Okay. Well, there's this girl I like.
355
00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:42,052
She's the hostess at Taste of Athens.
356
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:46,181
She used to hate me, but now she--
357
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:48,517
Well, I don't know.
358
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:50,644
I've misread signals
from women before, but--
359
00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:53,772
I mean, how do you tell if a girl
likes you or is just being nice to you?
360
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:54,940
You can't.
361
00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:58,861
But there is one surefire way to find out.
362
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:00,863
- Right.
- Ask her out.
363
00:22:00,863 --> 00:22:03,156
No, I can't-- Can't do that. No.
364
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,409
Come on, what is the worst
that could happen?
365
00:22:05,409 --> 00:22:07,327
Well, that she laughs
in my face and says no.
366
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,162
And that I scurry away, humiliated,
367
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,456
never to be allowed
in my favorite restaurant ever again.
368
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,750
So that next time we have
some kind of family celebration,
369
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:16,253
I'll just have to, you know,
sit on the pavement outside
370
00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:17,462
eating takeaway fish and chips,
371
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:20,465
watching you through the window
like some Dickensian street urchin.
372
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,050
Oh, my God.
373
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:26,346
He's just like Dad.
You have to show him the map.
374
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:28,515
No, your father would kill me.
375
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,893
- Show him the map.
- What map?
376
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:38,692
Your father and I went
to school together for years,
377
00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:43,530
but I didn't think he even knew I existed,
until he gave me this.
378
00:22:47,743 --> 00:22:52,372
{\an8}"Distance between the places
that we were born, 4,125 miles.
379
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:56,001
{\an8}Distance between the places
that we were raised, 4,230 miles.
380
00:22:56,585 --> 00:23:00,422
{\an8}Distance between
our dorms on campus, 1.3 miles.
381
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:04,927
{\an8}Distance between us on Friday night
at 8:00 p.m., hopefully one foot.
382
00:23:04,927 --> 00:23:06,553
{\an8}Would you like to go on a date?"
383
00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:11,141
Stop waiting, Nathan.
384
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:14,144
Yes, you could fail and be embarrassed
for a second.
385
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:17,856
But you could also get married,
have two wonderful children
386
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:20,901
and live happily ever after.
387
00:23:23,487 --> 00:23:25,113
- Oh, shit.
- We're back.
388
00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:27,449
{\an8}Quick, distract him.
389
00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:55,310
...that is carrying
a large group of refugees,
390
00:23:55,310 --> 00:24:00,482
including several women and children,
who are hoping to claim asylum in the UK.
391
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:01,567
What's going on?
392
00:24:02,234 --> 00:24:03,485
...in Portsmouth.
393
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,571
The boat is now kilometers
from Portsmouth Harbor,
394
00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:09,283
{\an8}where its passengers, dozens of refugees,
hope to find sanctuary.
395
00:24:09,283 --> 00:24:11,743
{\an8}Hundreds of supporters
await their arrival.
396
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:16,039
{\an8}While others, such as Home Secretary
Brinda Barot, had this to say.
397
00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:20,669
{\an8}To anyone attempting to enter
our country illegally, I say this.
398
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:23,714
{\an8}"Go home. Britain is closed."
399
00:24:23,714 --> 00:24:25,465
Over the last few days--
400
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:27,968
- What a stupid idiot.
- What a piece of shit.
401
00:24:28,552 --> 00:24:31,054
You know, someone needs
to send her back to where she came from.
402
00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:33,849
- Her mother's butthole. Right?
- Yes, Chef!
403
00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:37,060
Or somebody could try and speak
to the better angels
404
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,937
of this clearly misguided person.
405
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,907
{\an8}- Bitch.
- What?
406
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:53,410
It should say, "Help make Britain
better than this bitch."
407
00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:00,209
I think I'll stick with mine.
408
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:02,127
Yeah.
409
00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:14,056
{\an8}- Hi.
- Hello there.
410
00:25:14,056 --> 00:25:15,307
{\an8}Nate.
411
00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:19,353
{\an8}There's something that I wanted
to ask you. Would you...
412
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:24,775
{\an8}Excuse me one moment.
413
00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:28,487
So sorry. Sorry.
414
00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:54,429
Actually, there's one thing
I need to do first. Sorry.
415
00:26:03,272 --> 00:26:05,524
Whistle. Bring it in.
416
00:26:09,027 --> 00:26:10,487
All right, fellas. How y'all feeling?
417
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:16,910
Bumbercatch,
did you just puke whole Cheerios?
418
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:19,872
Yes, Coach. I like to eat my breakfast
without chewing.
419
00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:23,876
To conserve my energy in case
an impending class war breaks out.
420
00:26:23,876 --> 00:26:25,460
Yeah, no, makes sense. I get it. Yeah.
421
00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:29,089
All right, gentlemen,
today we are gonna focus on versatility.
422
00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:31,800
Now, in Total Football,
you gotta constantly be asking yourself,
423
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,261
"What does this situation need right now?"
424
00:26:34,261 --> 00:26:37,556
You know, do I need to drop back
and replace Jan Maas on defense?
425
00:26:37,556 --> 00:26:39,850
Or, you know, should I attack like Jamie?
426
00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:42,352
Or, you know, or do I lend Roy here
a piece of gum
427
00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:43,729
because his breath smells like dookie?
428
00:26:44,855 --> 00:26:46,940
Completely hypothetical.
Don't worry. You're fine, you're fine.
429
00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:49,985
All right? You gotta be able to jump in
anywhere at any time.
430
00:26:49,985 --> 00:26:52,446
And the way to do that well
is to understand
431
00:26:52,446 --> 00:26:56,700
and appreciate everyone's position
and every position's function.
432
00:26:56,700 --> 00:27:00,746
That's why we got our man, Beard,
replacing Will today as our kitman.
433
00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:06,418
Yeah. So when we get out here
and we scrimmage,
434
00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:09,171
y'all are gonna be swapping positions
with someone else. Yeah?
435
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:12,549
For example, you know, Isaac,
we're gonna move you up to forward.
436
00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:15,010
And Dani, we're gonna drop you
back to defense. Got it?
437
00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:16,470
I'm gonna be Dani Rojas?
438
00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:19,389
That's right, Isaac.
And Dani is gonna be you. Make sense?
439
00:27:19,389 --> 00:27:21,517
We're gonna fuck 'em up, bruv.
440
00:27:21,517 --> 00:27:23,101
Ay, Dios mios.
441
00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:24,645
Y'all don't need to do the voices.
442
00:27:24,645 --> 00:27:26,980
- Come on.
- Okay, all right. Y'all can do the voices.
443
00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:28,357
Yeah.
444
00:27:28,941 --> 00:27:30,192
You go ahead, Roy. Help 'em out here.
445
00:27:30,192 --> 00:27:32,945
Roy's gonna be handing out paper
that's got someone's name on it.
446
00:27:32,945 --> 00:27:35,405
That's the name of the person
you're gonna do the swaparoo with.
447
00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:37,032
- Everybody understand?
- Yes, Coach.
448
00:27:37,032 --> 00:27:38,784
All right, good. Coach, I miss anything?
449
00:27:38,784 --> 00:27:42,204
- That's it, baby. Let's go!
- All right, let's do it. You heard him.
450
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:47,751
Here we go, boys. Here we go.
451
00:28:00,889 --> 00:28:02,933
- There you go, Coach.
- Thank you, Coach.
452
00:28:02,933 --> 00:28:06,603
Hey, Coach.
There's been a mistake. I got me.
453
00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:08,105
Oh, no, Jamie, that's not a mistake.
454
00:28:08,105 --> 00:28:10,482
We just figured you'd wanna keep doing
what you do best for us.
455
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,234
Playing striker and scoring goals, right?
456
00:28:15,988 --> 00:28:16,989
Yeah.
457
00:28:16,989 --> 00:28:19,241
- Yeah, if you want, yeah.
- Great.
458
00:28:22,828 --> 00:28:24,329
- Okay.
- Have fun out there.
459
00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:25,247
Yeah.
460
00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:30,377
That is yummy. What is this?
461
00:28:30,377 --> 00:28:31,461
Water.
462
00:28:32,337 --> 00:28:35,132
- I'm wide.
- Let's go! Let's go!
463
00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:44,933
Nice try, Van Damme.
You tried your best, and we love you.
464
00:28:45,976 --> 00:28:46,935
Baz, what are you doing?
465
00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:48,729
I'm switching positions with Paul.
466
00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:51,857
You know, unwavering positivity.
467
00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:54,484
Nice job with the water bottles,
Coach Beard.
468
00:28:57,571 --> 00:28:58,906
You fucking twats!
469
00:29:00,532 --> 00:29:02,951
I don't like it.
I actually prefer to be me.
470
00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:07,414
Hold up.
471
00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:10,584
Dani. Come on, now.
You're a center back, remember?
472
00:29:10,584 --> 00:29:13,128
That ain't your job taking corners.
That's what Isaac does now.
473
00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:15,464
- Right. Right, Coach.
- Isaac, come on, man. You're up.
474
00:29:15,464 --> 00:29:16,673
- All right, Isaac.
- Let's go.
475
00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:18,467
- You've got this, bruv.
- All right, now.
476
00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:20,260
Coach,
I ain't never taken a corner before.
477
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:23,305
No, I know. That's 'cause
you were put into a box, Isaac.
478
00:29:23,305 --> 00:29:27,267
As a ten-year-old little boy with the
strength and facial hair of a grown man.
479
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:31,146
The box of a center back who was
never allowed to take a corner kick.
480
00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:34,525
Well, my friend,
that box ceases to exist today.
481
00:29:35,067 --> 00:29:36,485
Yeah? Go on.
482
00:29:37,194 --> 00:29:38,570
What do you want me to do?
483
00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:40,906
I don't know.
Just kick the hell out of it.
484
00:29:42,324 --> 00:29:43,325
Okay.
485
00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:00,676
Hot! Hot tea.
486
00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:08,141
Just a bit outside.
487
00:30:44,303 --> 00:30:48,432
Ted. I just want to make sure
I have this right.
488
00:30:48,432 --> 00:30:51,685
You're gonna change tactics
at this stage in the season
489
00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:53,770
and replace it with a totally new method
490
00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:56,732
that the boys are clearly struggling
to understand.
491
00:30:57,566 --> 00:30:59,234
And you think this is a good idea?
492
00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:01,403
Well, Trent, the way I see it,
493
00:31:01,403 --> 00:31:04,239
it's kind of like taking a hike
with Robert Frost.
494
00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:05,574
It could go either way.
495
00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:17,211
- Get the fuck out of my chair.
- Yeah, no, of course. Sorry.
496
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,205
Oh, my God.
497
00:32:01,338 --> 00:32:05,050
Okay, Greyhounds. Today we're talking
about number three, awareness.
498
00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:06,677
When you play Total Football,
499
00:32:06,677 --> 00:32:09,388
you gotta know what your teammates
are doing at all times.
500
00:32:09,388 --> 00:32:13,225
Constant movement requires
constant concentration, yeah?
501
00:32:13,225 --> 00:32:16,270
So if Sam makes a run through the center,
y'all gotta shift, right?
502
00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:18,814
And if Dani moves back on defense,
that means what?
503
00:32:18,814 --> 00:32:19,982
Hell has frozen over?
504
00:32:21,108 --> 00:32:22,317
No, it means you've gotta move up
505
00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:23,902
and support Dani's choice.
506
00:32:24,570 --> 00:32:26,154
Okay, any questions so far?
507
00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:28,156
Yeah, Coach. What's with the red string?
508
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:29,741
Great question.
509
00:32:29,741 --> 00:32:33,245
In Japanese culture,
they have a myth where they believe
510
00:32:33,245 --> 00:32:37,207
that all soulmates are connected
by an invisible red string.
511
00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:40,460
And those strings are attached to each
of their little fingers.
512
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,673
Okay, so why is it tied around our dicks?
513
00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:46,091
Yeah.
514
00:32:48,969 --> 00:32:50,888
Yeah. Well, you know, that was Roy's idea.
515
00:32:50,888 --> 00:32:53,473
But I'm pretty sure
the thought behind it is that
516
00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:56,518
it is nearly impossible to not be
fully aware of what your teammate's doing
517
00:32:56,518 --> 00:32:58,645
when y'all got a rope
tied around your dingdong.
518
00:32:59,271 --> 00:33:00,397
Am I right about that, Roy?
519
00:33:00,397 --> 00:33:02,274
Yeah. Something like that.
520
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,027
Okay, great. Yeah.
521
00:33:05,027 --> 00:33:08,197
So we gonna get after this right now,
gonna do a full scrimmage at half speed.
522
00:33:08,197 --> 00:33:10,782
And I don't wanna see
them strings get too loose.
523
00:33:10,782 --> 00:33:13,160
And I'll leave it up to y'all
to make sure they don't get too tight.
524
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,661
Do not leave my side.
525
00:33:15,454 --> 00:33:16,663
Shall we?
526
00:33:16,663 --> 00:33:18,332
"Dicks" on three. One, two, three.
527
00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,042
- Dicks.
- Come on, let's move.
528
00:33:23,253 --> 00:33:25,631
Figure it out! This is what we're doing.
529
00:33:45,442 --> 00:33:47,277
Fucking hell. Look at me, man.
530
00:33:49,154 --> 00:33:50,614
I'm attacking. I'm attacking.
531
00:33:50,614 --> 00:33:52,157
I'm defending. I'm defending.
532
00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:56,119
Jan!
533
00:33:57,913 --> 00:33:59,748
Look what Kent gave me.
In case we wanted to--
534
00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:00,874
- No.
- No fucking way.
535
00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:06,171
- You wanna give him a little space, Dani.
- Sorry, Coach, I am too scared.
536
00:34:10,926 --> 00:34:12,386
Bro, do you wanna...
537
00:34:40,706 --> 00:34:43,292
It's okay. His penis is okay.
538
00:34:44,126 --> 00:34:45,127
Oh, my God.
539
00:34:45,710 --> 00:34:47,629
I thought I just ripped Jamie's knob off.
540
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,344
I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that.
541
00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:56,763
Okay.
542
00:36:07,626 --> 00:36:08,502
Hi!
543
00:36:08,502 --> 00:36:09,586
Hi.
544
00:36:12,089 --> 00:36:14,466
Sorry that I am late.
545
00:36:14,466 --> 00:36:16,677
I'm in no rush. I got you something.
546
00:36:16,677 --> 00:36:17,928
I don't want it.
547
00:36:18,595 --> 00:36:19,513
Sorry.
548
00:36:19,513 --> 00:36:23,642
I'm sure whatever it is, it is incredibly
thoughtful and mind-blowingly generous.
549
00:36:24,142 --> 00:36:25,018
But I don't want it.
550
00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:27,396
- Keeley, I just got you a--
- No, I don't even wanna know what it is.
551
00:36:27,396 --> 00:36:29,273
No. I just wanna hang out one time
552
00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:31,525
where it doesn't feel
like you're sweeping me off my feet.
553
00:36:31,525 --> 00:36:33,610
Okay.
Sorry for sweeping you off your feet.
554
00:36:33,610 --> 00:36:35,237
No. Hey, I didn't mean--
555
00:36:35,237 --> 00:36:39,658
No. It's okay. I get it.
It's absolutely what I'm doing.
556
00:36:39,658 --> 00:36:44,288
I'm coming on too fast or too strong,
I'm sorry. I'll back off.
557
00:36:44,288 --> 00:36:45,706
But just a little bit.
558
00:36:47,541 --> 00:36:51,545
It was a croissant. I got you a croissant.
559
00:36:56,008 --> 00:36:58,218
Oi. You're incredible.
560
00:36:58,802 --> 00:37:01,597
But you've gotta let me do something
for you every once in a while.
561
00:37:03,182 --> 00:37:04,057
Deal.
562
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:06,143
Thank you.
563
00:37:08,061 --> 00:37:09,938
But it better be fucking amazing.
564
00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:18,780
It's the last one, I swear.
565
00:37:21,325 --> 00:37:22,534
Verdict?
566
00:37:22,534 --> 00:37:24,494
It's a really, really good croissant.
567
00:38:03,951 --> 00:38:05,410
Would you like to go on a date with me?
568
00:38:06,036 --> 00:38:07,246
Yes.
569
00:38:08,997 --> 00:38:11,875
Good.
570
00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:16,088
There wasn't anything alive in there,
was there?
571
00:38:16,672 --> 00:38:19,424
Oh, no. No, no. No, not at all.
572
00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:21,635
If you say so.
573
00:39:45,344 --> 00:39:46,261
There you go, sir.
574
00:40:01,193 --> 00:40:02,402
I've given this a lot of thought.
575
00:40:02,986 --> 00:40:09,493
Next time we do this drill, we tie
multiple guys' dicks to one guy's dick.
576
00:40:09,493 --> 00:40:10,577
Yeah?
577
00:40:13,288 --> 00:40:14,706
That was a one-shot deal, Roy.
578
00:40:14,706 --> 00:40:17,292
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
we cooked that whole bird already, Coach.
579
00:40:18,210 --> 00:40:19,211
Shame.
580
00:40:20,754 --> 00:40:22,422
So, Ted.
581
00:40:23,173 --> 00:40:25,008
- This number four.
- Yes, sir.
582
00:40:25,008 --> 00:40:27,594
- You haven't said what it is yet.
- No, ma'am.
583
00:40:27,594 --> 00:40:30,389
- But you know what it is?
- I don't actually.
584
00:40:31,139 --> 00:40:32,474
- What about you, Coach?
- I'm agnostic.
585
00:40:32,474 --> 00:40:34,393
- Roy?
- I don't fucking know.
586
00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:36,645
Number four has yet to reveal itself.
587
00:40:36,645 --> 00:40:37,855
There is no number four?
588
00:40:37,855 --> 00:40:39,314
Like the man once said,
589
00:40:39,314 --> 00:40:42,025
"Sometimes you gotta leave space
to let God walk into the room."
590
00:40:42,651 --> 00:40:43,819
So, number four is God?
591
00:40:43,819 --> 00:40:45,529
Oh, no. I don't think so. Coach?
592
00:40:45,529 --> 00:40:47,197
- I'm an atheist.
- Roy?
593
00:40:47,197 --> 00:40:48,282
I fucking hope not.
594
00:40:51,201 --> 00:40:53,996
Oi, man, you're ten minutes late,
yeah? That's gonna be a hundo, all right?
595
00:40:55,998 --> 00:40:57,124
The fuck's wrong with you?
596
00:40:57,124 --> 00:40:58,542
I'll tell you what's wrong.
597
00:40:58,542 --> 00:41:01,378
The world is full of evil people
who do shitty things.
598
00:41:01,378 --> 00:41:03,797
But I can't deal with that because I have
to kick a little ball around.
599
00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:07,801
Which those same people love me for!
600
00:41:08,635 --> 00:41:11,972
That is until I fuck up
or I miss a penalty.
601
00:41:11,972 --> 00:41:13,849
Or I decide to fight back,
602
00:41:14,349 --> 00:41:17,102
and then they're just gonna wanna
ship me back wherever I fucking came from.
603
00:41:17,102 --> 00:41:18,187
Samuel!
604
00:41:37,998 --> 00:41:39,208
It's okay.
605
00:41:42,961 --> 00:41:44,713
You know, I still want to go see it.
606
00:41:44,713 --> 00:41:47,257
No. I can't take you there.
607
00:41:47,257 --> 00:41:48,967
No. Not the way it looks now.
608
00:41:49,593 --> 00:41:51,887
Do you know
how long it will take you to reopen?
609
00:41:52,763 --> 00:41:54,139
I don't know if I will.
610
00:41:54,139 --> 00:41:56,141
- Samuel.
- What?
611
00:41:56,141 --> 00:42:00,020
Why? For who? Just so
somebody can go and trash it again.
612
00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:01,939
You do it for yourself.
613
00:42:03,023 --> 00:42:04,399
For your friend Simi.
614
00:42:05,067 --> 00:42:08,111
For all those people who want
a taste of home when they are away.
615
00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:10,989
Follow your heart, Samuel.
616
00:42:10,989 --> 00:42:13,033
Anger will only weaken you.
617
00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:15,744
Yeah. Okay.
618
00:42:16,245 --> 00:42:19,289
But if you really want to piss off
the people who did this,
619
00:42:20,582 --> 00:42:21,625
forgive them.
620
00:42:21,625 --> 00:42:22,835
What?
621
00:42:22,835 --> 00:42:25,629
Forgive them. Big whoop.
622
00:42:25,629 --> 00:42:27,297
- Big whoop?
- Big whoop.
623
00:42:30,342 --> 00:42:33,554
My son, listen to me.
624
00:42:34,221 --> 00:42:38,433
Don't fight back. Fight forward.
625
00:42:43,021 --> 00:42:44,356
Thank you, Daddy.
626
00:42:49,987 --> 00:42:51,905
Do you think I should invest
in security cameras?
627
00:42:51,905 --> 00:42:54,032
Hell yes. And gates.
628
00:42:54,032 --> 00:42:55,868
Please tell me you have insurance.
629
00:42:55,868 --> 00:42:56,910
I have insurance.
630
00:42:57,494 --> 00:43:00,330
Thank God. Otherwise,
your mother would have killed me.
631
00:43:02,291 --> 00:43:05,127
- Are you gonna have any trouble?
- No. Insurance!
632
00:43:07,504 --> 00:43:09,298
Hey. I'm sorry to interrupt y'all.
633
00:43:10,090 --> 00:43:11,967
Sam,
we're getting ready to start out there.
634
00:43:11,967 --> 00:43:15,095
But, you know, if you wanna sit out today,
I totally understand.
635
00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:18,056
- Thank you, Coach.
- No, he's going to practice.
636
00:43:20,726 --> 00:43:23,437
- Okay. Well, you better go change then.
- I'm getting ready to change.
637
00:43:24,146 --> 00:43:25,314
Uh-huh. Okay.
638
00:43:26,899 --> 00:43:28,400
It's really nice to finally meet you, sir.
639
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,776
You too.
640
00:43:30,485 --> 00:43:32,362
You know,
I almost wore that exact same thing today.
641
00:43:33,530 --> 00:43:35,324
Funny guy.
642
00:43:35,324 --> 00:43:37,659
- Hey, you like American candy?
- Who doesn't?
643
00:43:37,659 --> 00:43:39,328
Yeah. Come on. It's got that bad sugar.
644
00:43:39,328 --> 00:43:43,207
- Yeah. High-fructose corn syrup.
- That's too many words. I say "bad sugar."
645
00:44:10,025 --> 00:44:13,779
At the beginning, Rupert bought me
so many tulips for so long,
646
00:44:13,779 --> 00:44:16,365
- his florist was able to buy a castle.
- What?
647
00:44:16,365 --> 00:44:19,326
I mean, it was in Scunthorpe, but still.
A castle.
648
00:44:20,869 --> 00:44:23,247
Well, I'm taking Jack out tonight.
649
00:44:23,247 --> 00:44:25,749
And if she tries to pay,
then I will give her--
650
00:44:25,749 --> 00:44:27,125
You'll give her what?
651
00:44:27,793 --> 00:44:28,877
Just the tip?
652
00:44:32,089 --> 00:44:34,007
- Hello, everyone.
- Hello, Leslie.
653
00:44:34,007 --> 00:44:35,926
May I present...
654
00:44:35,926 --> 00:44:37,553
Mr. Obisanya.
655
00:44:38,095 --> 00:44:40,889
Rebecca Welton.
Lovely to finally meet you.
656
00:44:40,889 --> 00:44:43,684
Likewise.
Samuel has told me so much about you.
657
00:44:44,810 --> 00:44:45,727
Has he?
658
00:44:45,727 --> 00:44:48,438
Yes. He has.
659
00:44:48,438 --> 00:44:49,857
Cool.
660
00:44:56,947 --> 00:44:58,991
Oh, yeah! Come on, you Greyhounds!
661
00:44:58,991 --> 00:45:00,367
Let's go Richmond!
662
00:45:00,951 --> 00:45:02,494
I'm Keeley, by the way. Hi.
663
00:45:02,995 --> 00:45:05,497
Hey. Let's go, Greyhounds.
664
00:45:06,290 --> 00:45:07,291
Come on.
665
00:45:09,835 --> 00:45:12,838
- Bumber! Bumber! Shot!
- Push, man!
666
00:45:12,838 --> 00:45:14,631
Bumber! No.
667
00:45:15,591 --> 00:45:17,885
Richmond have been mired
in a run of poor form,
668
00:45:17,885 --> 00:45:23,390
and you have to applaud Ted Lasso's
efforts to try something new. But this--
669
00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:25,100
What's the word I'm looking for, Chris?
670
00:45:25,851 --> 00:45:28,854
"Sucks," Arlo. The word is "sucks."
671
00:45:28,854 --> 00:45:31,231
It's like they've never
played the sport before.
672
00:45:32,232 --> 00:45:34,318
Good grief,
they're tackling themselves now.
673
00:45:35,402 --> 00:45:37,529
With Richmond literally running
into each other,
674
00:45:37,529 --> 00:45:39,156
the Gunners mount a counterattack.
675
00:45:39,156 --> 00:45:42,701
Here's a through ball to Parslow.
Parslow over to Hamilton...
676
00:45:42,701 --> 00:45:43,911
And he's there!
677
00:45:44,494 --> 00:45:47,748
Hamilton has his hat trick,
and Arsenal leads 3-nil.
678
00:45:47,748 --> 00:45:48,832
Fuck!
679
00:45:56,298 --> 00:45:57,299
Okay.
680
00:45:58,425 --> 00:45:59,510
It's all right.
681
00:46:05,432 --> 00:46:07,893
It's over.
We're gonna get relegated again,
682
00:46:07,893 --> 00:46:10,938
and I'm gonna have to go back
to filling the sausages with cardboard.
683
00:46:10,938 --> 00:46:11,939
Patience, Mae.
684
00:46:11,939 --> 00:46:13,774
Just need to give it some time.
685
00:46:13,774 --> 00:46:16,985
Ask yourself,
what does this situation need?
686
00:46:17,986 --> 00:46:20,364
And at the half,
Arsenal have a three-goal lead,
687
00:46:20,364 --> 00:46:23,450
and Richmond have plenty to talk about.
688
00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:26,662
Yeah, with fun conversation starters
like, "Why are we so bad?"
689
00:46:26,662 --> 00:46:28,247
or "Should we just go home?"
690
00:46:31,166 --> 00:46:34,378
Jamie, you keep floating back, mate.
691
00:46:34,378 --> 00:46:35,671
You gotta stay up front.
692
00:46:35,671 --> 00:46:37,256
We need you to stretch the defense.
693
00:46:37,256 --> 00:46:38,924
We need you to score a fucking goal.
694
00:46:40,008 --> 00:46:41,927
But how can we
when we can't see anyone out there.
695
00:46:41,927 --> 00:46:44,721
There's no shame
in going back to the good old 4-4-2.
696
00:46:44,721 --> 00:46:46,515
Until we've had more time
to properly train.
697
00:46:46,515 --> 00:46:48,016
Make you look like a prick.
698
00:46:49,184 --> 00:46:51,436
For fuck's sake.
What's the matter with you anyway?
699
00:46:53,605 --> 00:46:55,232
Hey, fellas. Listen up here.
700
00:46:56,441 --> 00:46:59,528
Well, I remember back in the early days
of my coaching career,
701
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:03,365
feeling compelled
to express my individuality.
702
00:47:03,991 --> 00:47:07,786
Since I was a straight fella
in Middle America working in sports
703
00:47:07,786 --> 00:47:10,706
and I was scared of tattoo needles,
704
00:47:10,706 --> 00:47:13,333
the only real option for me to do so
was through my facial hair.
705
00:47:14,209 --> 00:47:16,503
And obviously I couldn't grow a beard.
706
00:47:16,503 --> 00:47:19,339
Otherwise, Coach and I here would,
look like a ZZ Top cover band.
707
00:47:19,923 --> 00:47:22,259
- Would've been called "Sharp Dressed Men."
- That's nice.
708
00:47:22,259 --> 00:47:24,052
God,
I hate what you've fucking done to me.
709
00:47:24,052 --> 00:47:27,806
Luckily, around that time there was
this quartet of stand-up comedians
710
00:47:27,806 --> 00:47:30,058
known as the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
711
00:47:30,058 --> 00:47:34,479
And along with their observational humor,
fun banter and numerous catchphrases,
712
00:47:34,479 --> 00:47:37,399
they also possessed
the four most common types of facial hair.
713
00:47:38,358 --> 00:47:40,402
Now, Ron White, who was my favorite,
he was clean-shaven.
714
00:47:40,402 --> 00:47:41,820
That's one way to go.
715
00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:46,074
But then you had Larry the Cable Guy, and
he had himself a big old, bushy goatee.
716
00:47:46,074 --> 00:47:48,327
And Bill Engvall,
he also had a goatee actually.
717
00:47:48,327 --> 00:47:51,038
But it was, you know,
smaller and more manicured.
718
00:47:51,038 --> 00:47:52,456
Not touching the sides here.
719
00:47:52,456 --> 00:47:54,541
- Also known as a Vandyke.
- Thank you, Coach.
720
00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:58,128
And then you had Jeff Foxworthy of course,
who had a mustache.
721
00:47:58,712 --> 00:48:01,131
So, check it out.
I went ahead and rolled the dice
722
00:48:01,131 --> 00:48:04,718
and grew myself one of them big,
bushy Cable Guy goatees.
723
00:48:04,718 --> 00:48:06,386
And I thought I looked great.
724
00:48:06,386 --> 00:48:10,224
Until Coach Beard here took me aside,
725
00:48:10,224 --> 00:48:11,892
right as I was about
to walk down the aisle,
726
00:48:11,892 --> 00:48:14,311
and told me something I needed to hear.
Remember what you said to me?
727
00:48:14,311 --> 00:48:17,231
"Your goatee makes it look like
you ate out bigfoot's butthole."
728
00:48:17,231 --> 00:48:18,232
That's right.
729
00:48:18,232 --> 00:48:20,025
- AKA "ass-squatch."
- You're on fire.
730
00:48:20,025 --> 00:48:21,693
- Make it stop.
- No, no.
731
00:48:22,319 --> 00:48:25,447
Coach was right though.
Not a good look. Not on this face.
732
00:48:26,907 --> 00:48:29,993
So I shaved that puppy down right
into a Foxworthy, and I never looked back.
733
00:48:31,620 --> 00:48:32,746
Point is, a lot of times
734
00:48:32,746 --> 00:48:35,707
the right idea is just sitting behind
a couple of the wrong ones.
735
00:48:36,542 --> 00:48:37,668
Yeah?
736
00:48:38,961 --> 00:48:40,295
You got something you wanna say, Jamie?
737
00:48:41,046 --> 00:48:44,091
- I mean, yeah. But...
- Great. Let us have it.
738
00:48:44,091 --> 00:48:47,344
Well, I don't want people
to think I'm being a prick if I say it.
739
00:48:55,435 --> 00:48:57,354
Okay. Well, then.
740
00:48:58,647 --> 00:48:59,481
I ain't doing it wrong.
741
00:48:59,481 --> 00:49:00,649
You're doing it wrong.
742
00:49:02,442 --> 00:49:05,320
I mean-- No, I mean,
I think we're all doing it wrong.
743
00:49:06,405 --> 00:49:07,823
If we want this to work,
744
00:49:07,823 --> 00:49:11,994
you gotta stop going to me
and start playing through me. You get me?
745
00:49:18,292 --> 00:49:19,376
Look. Just look. Look.
746
00:49:19,376 --> 00:49:21,545
- Can I? Do you mind if I-- Right.
- Yeah, of course.
747
00:49:21,545 --> 00:49:24,715
So look, I shouldn't be here.
I shouldn't be playing forward.
748
00:49:24,715 --> 00:49:26,967
I should be here, in the center.
749
00:49:32,264 --> 00:49:35,517
I should be here, right?
Let Dani go up front.
750
00:49:35,517 --> 00:49:37,227
Move Colin over there. Richard there.
751
00:49:37,227 --> 00:49:41,982
So, stop going to me, right?
And start going through me. All right?
752
00:49:42,941 --> 00:49:44,193
That's Total Football.
753
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:47,571
How's that sound to y'all?
754
00:49:47,571 --> 00:49:49,239
That actually works.
755
00:49:50,199 --> 00:49:54,494
And there it is. Número cuatro. Sacrifice.
756
00:49:54,494 --> 00:49:56,955
Putting aside personal glory
on behalf of the team.
757
00:49:58,665 --> 00:50:00,083
I like that. But that ain't number four.
758
00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:02,711
- Let's bring it in! Come on.
- Let's go for "four" on three.
759
00:50:02,711 --> 00:50:04,671
- One, two, three--
- Four!
760
00:50:05,339 --> 00:50:07,508
The Greyhounds still 3-nil down,
in this second half.
761
00:50:07,508 --> 00:50:09,760
They need something,
and they need it soon.
762
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:14,848
Arsenal's cross, easy for Van Damme.
And Van Damme out to Jan Maas.
763
00:50:14,848 --> 00:50:16,350
Here we go.
764
00:50:16,350 --> 00:50:19,144
Here's Dixon. Infield to Tartt.
765
00:50:19,144 --> 00:50:21,730
Tartt to Obisanya. Over to Hughes.
766
00:50:21,730 --> 00:50:23,148
Tartt again.
767
00:50:23,148 --> 00:50:24,650
To McAdoo in the midfield.
768
00:50:25,234 --> 00:50:26,610
Over to Rojas.
769
00:50:26,610 --> 00:50:28,695
Rojas drops it back to Tartt.
770
00:50:28,695 --> 00:50:30,906
Who sends a long ball down to Bumbercatch.
771
00:50:31,740 --> 00:50:33,367
Bumbercatch to Goodman.
772
00:50:33,367 --> 00:50:34,576
- Goodman over to Tartt...
- Yeah.
773
00:50:34,576 --> 00:50:35,911
...in the box.
774
00:50:35,911 --> 00:50:37,579
Old Tartt with the back heel.
775
00:50:37,579 --> 00:50:39,790
And Montlaur is there to hammer it in!
776
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,878
That was bloody gorgeous!
777
00:50:44,878 --> 00:50:51,343
A majestic, sweeping symphony of a goal
with Tartt in the role of conductor.
778
00:50:52,219 --> 00:50:54,930
Hey! All right!
779
00:50:55,430 --> 00:50:58,475
- That's it right there.
- There we go. There we go!
780
00:51:03,146 --> 00:51:05,065
Arsenal prevails 3-1.
781
00:51:05,065 --> 00:51:10,028
But for the first time in weeks,
the Greyhounds are showing signs of life.
782
00:51:14,700 --> 00:51:15,701
Ted.
783
00:51:17,077 --> 00:51:18,537
It's going to work.
784
00:51:18,537 --> 00:51:20,706
- Great. What is?
- Total football.
785
00:51:20,706 --> 00:51:21,999
- Okay. Why?
- And I'll tell you why.
786
00:51:21,999 --> 00:51:23,125
The Lasso way.
787
00:51:23,792 --> 00:51:25,752
- You haven't switched tactics in a week.
- I haven't?
788
00:51:25,752 --> 00:51:28,213
- No. You've done this over three seasons.
- I have?
789
00:51:28,213 --> 00:51:31,925
Yes. By slowly but surely building
a club-wide culture of trust and support
790
00:51:31,925 --> 00:51:33,594
through thousands
of imperceptible moments,
791
00:51:33,594 --> 00:51:36,221
all leading to
their inevitable conclusion.
792
00:51:36,221 --> 00:51:38,098
- Total Football.
- Well, how about that.
793
00:51:39,558 --> 00:51:40,726
It's gonna work.
794
00:51:42,519 --> 00:51:44,354
Doesn't even matter what number four is.
795
00:51:48,775 --> 00:51:50,652
What a fucking dork.
796
00:51:50,652 --> 00:51:53,739
Yeah. But he's our dork.
797
00:52:22,643 --> 00:52:24,686
- Hey.
798
00:52:24,686 --> 00:52:25,854
- Hi.
- All right to sit?
799
00:52:25,854 --> 00:52:27,689
Of course. Yeah, take a seat.
800
00:52:27,689 --> 00:52:28,774
Thank you.
801
00:52:28,774 --> 00:52:31,610
Wow. You look great. Thank you for coming.
802
00:52:31,610 --> 00:52:33,862
- Thank you for coming?
- You know...
803
00:52:33,862 --> 00:52:35,447
Did you think I was gonna stand you up?
804
00:52:35,447 --> 00:52:37,991
No. Do you want a drink? Sorry, I ordered.
805
00:52:37,991 --> 00:52:39,660
- No, that's fine.
- Just got nervous.
806
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,330
Please. Here we are, and there you go.
807
00:52:43,330 --> 00:52:47,501
Best table in the house. As requested.
808
00:52:50,712 --> 00:52:51,922
{\an8}You little love bomber.
809
00:52:58,679 --> 00:53:01,014
I know it's not the outcome you wanted,
810
00:53:01,014 --> 00:53:03,976
but I'm very proud of the way
you and your team played today.
811
00:53:04,852 --> 00:53:05,894
Thanks, Dad.
812
00:53:06,687 --> 00:53:07,896
And I met Rebecca.
813
00:53:07,896 --> 00:53:11,775
- Oh, no. Did you make things weird?
- Yes.
814
00:53:19,950 --> 00:53:22,953
- Do you want to go and see the restaurant?
- I would love to.
815
00:53:29,251 --> 00:53:31,003
I don't know, Dad, I wish--
816
00:53:31,003 --> 00:53:33,380
I wish you could've seen it
when it was done up. It was perfect.
817
00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:34,548
This looks nice.
818
00:53:34,548 --> 00:53:37,259
- Daddy, it's not the same.
- It isn't so bad.
819
00:53:47,853 --> 00:53:49,146
Yo, look who's here.
820
00:53:50,355 --> 00:53:51,481
Hey.
821
00:53:52,107 --> 00:53:53,775
The surprise is ruined.
822
00:53:53,775 --> 00:53:55,152
What are you guys doing here?
823
00:53:55,152 --> 00:53:59,323
Well, we all just asked ourselves,
"What does this situation need?"
824
00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:01,283
And we thought your situation needed us.
825
00:54:01,867 --> 00:54:04,161
Yeah, got my cousin to fix
your window this morning.
826
00:54:04,161 --> 00:54:06,455
Didn't get a discount though,
'cause he's a prick.
827
00:54:07,831 --> 00:54:10,459
And I brought some cases of wine
from my personal cellar.
828
00:54:10,459 --> 00:54:12,961
Not the best stuff obviously,
but still very, very good.
829
00:54:13,462 --> 00:54:15,506
And Bumbercatch
is trying to fix your sign.
830
00:54:15,506 --> 00:54:18,509
Neon signs are just a bunch
of illuminated, gas-discharge tubes.
831
00:54:18,509 --> 00:54:20,802
So I thought I'd give it a shot. Screwdriver.
832
00:54:22,137 --> 00:54:25,599
Guys, this is incredible. Honestly.
833
00:54:25,599 --> 00:54:27,142
Thank you all so very much.
834
00:54:27,142 --> 00:54:28,810
- We got you, man.
- No worries.
835
00:54:29,478 --> 00:54:31,271
- Great work, Van Damme.
- Simi.
836
00:54:31,271 --> 00:54:32,356
Sam.
837
00:54:33,982 --> 00:54:35,108
Oh, my God.
838
00:54:35,734 --> 00:54:38,862
- Was this your idea?
- No, they called me.
839
00:54:38,862 --> 00:54:40,447
- It's amazing, right?
- It's--
840
00:54:41,532 --> 00:54:42,991
There's somebody I'd love for you to meet.
841
00:54:42,991 --> 00:54:45,536
- Okay.
- Simi, this is my father.
842
00:54:45,536 --> 00:54:49,957
So very nice to meet you, Simi.
Sam has told me so much about you.
843
00:54:50,541 --> 00:54:52,459
- Has he?
- Yes, he has.
844
00:54:54,169 --> 00:54:56,213
Well,
it's lovely to meet you too, Mr. Obisanya.
845
00:54:56,213 --> 00:55:00,384
No. My father
was Mr. Obisanya. Call me Ola.
846
00:55:12,521 --> 00:55:14,648
Don't worry.
I'll order the new mirrors on Monday.
847
00:55:17,484 --> 00:55:19,611
No. No. Let's keep them.
848
00:55:20,237 --> 00:55:23,615
I think they serve as a good reminder that
everything doesn't have to be perfect.
849
00:55:23,615 --> 00:55:27,077
And if the food is good,
who cares about the mirrors?
850
00:55:27,077 --> 00:55:28,453
Exactly.
851
00:55:28,453 --> 00:55:30,163
Speaking of, who's hungry?
852
00:55:30,163 --> 00:55:31,081
Yes!
853
00:55:31,081 --> 00:55:33,417
Good. So I will cook you all dinner.
854
00:55:34,084 --> 00:55:36,086
Sam, Simi, follow me.
855
00:55:37,087 --> 00:55:38,088
Yes, Chef!
856
00:56:01,612 --> 00:56:02,863
Apps are up.
857
00:56:06,617 --> 00:56:08,202
Come on, let me help you, child.