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真他媽的

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好,走吧

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現在是清晨4點

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對,從清晨4點開始

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我還以為你在開玩笑

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怎麼會是開玩笑?

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因為現在是清晨4點

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我們從4點開始,這樣你一天
就可以練三次,而不只是兩次

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好,但現在是清晨4點

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你想不想要比札瓦強?

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外面一片黑,要怎麼看得見?

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真他媽的

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快去換衣服,不然我就開始彈你的蛋蛋

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太變態了啦

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{\an8}(必威)

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{\an8}(西漢姆對瑞奇蒙)

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哎呀

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好

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{\an8}(泰德,感謝你為我所做的一切,內森)

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藍精靈犀利姊,早安

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萬寶路廣告男人,早安

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你打呼一整晚耶

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真抱歉

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沒關係,其實感覺很舒緩

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聽起來就像大海

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很高興妳沒聽到船笛聲

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因為我昨晚吃了很多炸紅薯

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嘿,我在想,我們在一起很開心,對吧?

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泰德,那叫做同時性高潮,是的

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對啦,不過我是說

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還有聊天啊、笑啊
諸如此類的事情,對吧?

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對啊,除了你那些可怕的雙關語

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好,這有點難

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有時候我看到雙關語的機會
就不得不把握,妳知道嗎?

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不是啦,我想說的是...

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我在想也許...

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我們偶爾可以來個真正的約會

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妳跟我,一起約會

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天啊,不要

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很感激妳花時間考慮

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泰德,我們不能約會

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為何?

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-你一團糟耶
-我一團糟?

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當然啊

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我也是一團糟,但我比你早了三年

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所以我只是有點混亂

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問我的話,我會說
比較像有點混亂的一道陽光

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天啊

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-抱歉
-泰德,我前夫再婚的那一天

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我用吸管乾了一整瓶紅酒

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跟我的優步司機說我愛上他了

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然後,當他把我送到家,我吐到不行

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我的嘴巴根本就像《鬼店》裡他媽的電梯

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讓我的評分直接降到三點九

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三點九?

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去你的,怎樣?你幾分?

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天啊,你五分,對吧?

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你當然五分,你他媽的怎麼會是五分?

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你當然五分,你他媽的怎麼會是五分?

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不知道,我很乾淨
還會說“請”和“謝謝”

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如果司機看起來很累
還會提議由我來開車

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你真是一團糟

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泰德,我喜歡我們的狀態

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就像《好友萬萬睡》的
娜塔莉波曼和艾希頓庫奇

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不對,我覺得妳想的是2011年的另一片

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從好朋友變砲友的浪漫喜劇

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《飯飯之交》

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《好友萬萬睡》
是蜜拉庫妮絲和大賈斯汀演的

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哇,2011年朋友們都在上床耶

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對

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所以我們就照2011年的規矩來吧
輕鬆無負擔

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像阿拉伯之春那樣

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這週末對戰西漢姆加油囉

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去他的魯柏

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還有他那像葡萄乾一樣皺巴巴的蛋蛋

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哈囉,是來載芙洛的嗎?

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-親愛的,上車吧
-太好了,謝謝

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好棒喔,灰色座椅,好耶,我喜歡

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...西漢姆,這是個大好機會

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讓神小子轉大人,成為神男人

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101次

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100次

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99次

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你怎麼只穿著上衣睡覺?

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因為上半身會冷,下半身會熱

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我懂

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早安

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《泰德拉索:錯棚教練趣事多》

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聽聽看魯柏在這份中是怎麼說的

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“我真的很期待見到我以前的球隊

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瑞奇蒙隊是一流的”

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-真是個軟爛的討厭鬼
-謝謝

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好,我要去訓練場了
再次感謝妳給我這個機會

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寶貝,這是妳爭取來的

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{\an8}香蒂想到了超好玩的趣達宣傳活動

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{\an8}要用上隊裡所有的單身球員

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{\an8}對

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{\an8}妳在趣達聊天的男生
可能就是一個職業足球員

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{\an8}太棒了

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{\an8}妳是說隊上所有的單身球員?

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{\an8}所以是科林、丹尼、山姆等人?

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{\an8}對,不過我覺得山姆好像不加入了

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-不要
-真好玩

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-瓊斯小姐
-妳好,芭芭拉

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-小芭,妳好嗎?
-是“芭芭拉”

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-小芭,妳好嗎?
-是“芭芭拉”

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{\an8}可能的話,我能不能拿兩張
瑞奇蒙對西漢姆的門票?

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{\an8}傑克這個週末可能會來倫敦

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當然可以

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傑克是誰?

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傑克丹佛斯

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{\an8}為貴公司提供資金的創投公司負責人

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{\an8}我們的老闆

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{\an8}對,那個傑克啊,當然了

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{\an8}芭芭拉,沒問題的

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{\an8}我可以讓你們來我的包廂坐

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{\an8}真好

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{\an8}真是感謝妳,芮貝卡
妳人真好,而且好有效率

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{\an8}綺莉

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{\an8}芭芭拉,謝了

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{\an8}所以我們對戰西漢姆
不能採用的就是偽九號戰術

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{\an8}-因為那是小內的東西
-沒錯

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{\an8}所以我們決定採用我們經典的4-4-2戰術

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{\an8}那個王八蛋正好就期待我們這麼做

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{\an8}所以我們要反向為之
前排五個人,全面攻擊

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{\an8}所以我們要反向為之
前排五個人,全面攻擊

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{\an8}但小內知道我們會這麼做

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{\an8}因為小內知道我們會以他的思維
試圖智取他

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{\an8}小內去死吧,思考也去死
他媽的蘇格拉底也去死

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{\an8}所以我們不再揣摩小內的思維,開始思考

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{\an8}就像小內會想我們應該會覺得
小內會不會揣摩我們的想法

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{\an8}然後採取小內揣摩我們想法後
最不會採取的戰術

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{\an8}以為小內會揣摩我們的想法
而不會想到我們會做的事

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{\an8}就是讓札瓦往後退
採用小內的偽九號戰術

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{\an8}他媽的讚吧

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{\an8}太厲害了

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{\an8}-多半是比德的主意
-沒啦,是團隊努力

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{\an8}我有一個問題

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{\an8}-問吧
-誰他媽在乎?

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{\an8}你們覺得札瓦會接受?

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幹

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-早安
-嘿

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-哎呀,怎麼回事?
-羅伊覺得我們贏不了小內

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-希金斯也這樣覺得
-是比德先跟我說的

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-希金斯也這樣覺得
-是比德先跟我說的

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-你推給我?你好膽...
-你今早進辦公室時...

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{\an8}-你要出賣我?
-等等...

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{\an8}你們指來指去的指頭
比象頭神指路的手指還要混亂

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{\an8}好,你們得冷靜下來,然後和解

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{\an8}他說得對

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{\an8}讓事情單純點,聰明鬼們

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{\an8}答案就會出現了,別擔心

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{\an8}不過在那之前,我要問你們一個問題
我是一團糟嗎?

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{\an8}犀利姊昨晚跟我過夜了,然後...

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{\an8}別鬧,給我安靜點,這不是重點

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{\an8}我今早約她來場正式的約會

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{\an8}她冷血地拒絕了我,她說我...
我引用她說的...“一團糟”

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{\an8}-是啊
-聽起來像是鑽石狗開會的時候了

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放狗出來吧

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對,來吧,開始吧

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他媽的

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他媽的

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對

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-“對”什麼?
-對,你一團糟

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好,請說明

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{\an8}我們本週要對戰小內

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{\an8}而你表現得好像沒啥大不了

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{\an8}沒什麼不同,他沒有傷害你

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{\an8}嘿,聽我說,現在不是在談小內的事

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{\an8}我在問你我是不是一團糟,好嗎?

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{\an8}小希兒,你覺得呢?

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{\an8}我覺得我不明白你怎麼不會對小內不爽

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我們依賴共生會裡有句話

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-你...什麼?
-珍逼我跟她一起去的

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好

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{\an8}痛苦就像一氧化碳

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{\an8}向傷害你的人說清楚
就像打開一個發洩口

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{\an8}但憋在心裡是會毒死自己的

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{\an8}我喜歡,但小內沒有傷害我

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胡說八道

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羅伊,你想加入鑽石狗的研討嗎?

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-嘿,羅伊...
-嘿,羅伊...

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嘿,羅伊,過來,羅伊

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啦...

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{\an8}(英超,每週總結)

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{\an8}(英超,每週總結)

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{\an8}好,本週的重點比賽
顯然就是瑞奇蒙對西漢姆

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好,這兩隊在本球季一開始的表現都很強

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但我想鎚仔幫是進入倫敦內戰的熱門隊

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基於神小子內森謝利的戰術敏銳度

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對,謝利很優秀,這是毫無疑問的

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但札瓦是天才,這次我站灰狗們這邊

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我的好傢伙

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不行,不能給你,他是我的

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-我們繼續下個話題吧,週日的...
-嘿,聽我說,各位...

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誰在乎?對吧?

197
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,318
拜託啦,我們很忙耶,走吧

198
00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,320
他說得對

199
00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:42,619
我們得忽視這些說話的人
即使他們說我們的好話

200
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,663
謝了,“佐嚕”

201
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:48,250
一點也沒錯,不過發音其實是“佐羅”

202
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:52,796
為何?

203
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,467
我不知道,因為我父母是這麼唸的吧?

204
00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:04,057
我的朋友,你可以成為自己想要當的人

205
00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:04,057
我的朋友,你可以成為自己想要當的人

206
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:09,688
只要我的孩子們滿七歲
我就讓他們自己給自己取名字

207
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,984
所以我最大的孩子叫做“潮濕星期一”

208
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,323
要懷抱遠大的夢想,你可能永遠都醒不來

209
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,995
謝謝

210
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,413
天啊

211
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:30,626
真不敢相信我要這麼說
不過,嘿,我同意札瓦說的

212
00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:33,754
對,這是一場重要的比賽
但我們得專心一志,做我們該做的

213
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:35,464
-知道我的意思嗎?
-對,他說得對

214
00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:36,673
別忘了,好嗎?

215
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:43,972
-要相信“相信”
-對

216
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:45,933
搞什...

217
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:47,768
怎麼了?

218
00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:49,895
-媽的
-什麼?

219
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,733
(穩定求勝)

220
00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,611
-你幹嘛這樣?
-只是確認一下

221
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,571
我是不是獲得了把東西劈成兩半的能力

222
00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:01,073
是啊,如果真有呢?

223
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,743
抱歉,兄弟,我沒想到

224
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:09,873
各位,有人把這個撕成兩半

225
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,416
搞什麼鬼?什麼?

226
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,293
搞屁啊?

227
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:15,254
你在開玩笑吧

228
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:19,383
搞啥啦?

229
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:43,949
哈囉

230
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:45,993
小玉

231
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,453
{\an8}(倫敦,西漢姆聯隊,必威)

232
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,538
我是內森

233
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:52,541
謝利

234
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,003
很高興再次見到妳

235
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,296
好

236
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,299
抱歉我不常來

237
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,299
抱歉我不常來

238
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,676
是嗎?

239
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:06,722
對,我一直都很忙著做我的新工作

240
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:11,476
很重要的新工作讓我很忙

241
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:15,105
聽起來真蠢
也許你該辭掉你忙碌的重要新工作

242
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,693
總之,我只是來拿我點的外帶餐點

243
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,945
我買了午餐請我的所有工作人員吃

244
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:24,072
除了我的訓練員們
因為他們吃的東西跟牛一樣

245
00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:28,160
抱歉,這聽起來...沒啦,他們很...
我是說他們人都很好

246
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,494
只是吃素而已

247
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,998
{\an8}(雅典滋味)

248
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:35,751
不會吧

249
00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:40,964
瞧瞧是誰來了?他媽的不會吧

250
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,842
-妳知道這位是誰嗎?
-傑森傑利

251
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,886
-沒錯
-不對,是“內森謝利”

252
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,888
沒錯,是內森謝利

253
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,891
西漢姆聯隊的經理光臨我的餐廳耶

254
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:53,769
-真重要的一週,我的兄弟
-是啊

255
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:57,814
真他媽重要的一週
我是德瑞克,這裡的經理

256
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,359
你需要什麼就能有什麼

257
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,359
你需要什麼就能有什麼

258
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,570
-好
-這是經理對經理的承諾

259
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,864
好,其實不太一樣,不過...

260
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,492
這週要對戰你的球隊

261
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,410
這也太硬了,對吧?

262
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:13,830
你在媒體上說了他們很多壞話

263
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:17,793
-對吧?我喜歡
-抱歉,我能不能付錢了?

264
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:24,591
不用,我請客,好嗎?算我的,懂嗎?

265
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,094
這個人的錢我們不收

266
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:31,181
永遠不收費,除了酒,酒得收錢

267
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:32,891
我沒點酒,現在是中午12點半

268
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:37,563
宰殺他們吧,加油啊,鎚仔幫

269
00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:43,944
不會吧,欸,你們知道這是誰嗎?

270
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,784
好的,好,再見

271
00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:06,592
卡

272
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:08,552
很棒,科林,謝謝

273
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:11,346
好的,好,丹尼,換你了

274
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:13,849
我好緊張喔

275
00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:16,852
不要,別緊張,嘿,就坐在這裡
看著攝影機

276
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:18,854
假裝你在跟一個老朋友說話

277
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:20,189
我最老的朋友是哈維爾

278
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:22,691
很棒,你認識哈維爾多久了?

279
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:26,278
只認識幾個月,但他下週要滿108歲了

280
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,615
-太好了
-好

281
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:31,825
最後檢查

282
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:34,703
謝謝

283
00:16:36,914 --> 00:16:38,123
-哈囉,綺莉
-嗨

284
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:41,919
好,往你的左邊移一點

285
00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:45,172
好,就這樣,很好,丹尼,開始吧

286
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,256
{\an8}(趣達,誰也不知道...)

287
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:49,760
{\an8}妳也許不知道我是誰
但我覺得女人身上最美的部分

288
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:51,803
{\an8}就是她的缺點

289
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:55,807
卡,謝謝你,丹尼,下一位

290
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:56,892
好

291
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,689
-帶了咖啡來給妳
-好

292
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,900
-進行得如何?
-我的天啊,太棒了

293
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,234
-是嗎?
-他們好棒

294
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:08,529
我超愛當老大的

295
00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:10,614
-為此來乾杯,好
-為此乾杯

296
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:11,990
佐羅,你準備好了嗎?

297
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,660
好了,但我現在叫做“范達美”了

298
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,704
{\an8}好的,很好,開始吧,范達美

299
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,665
{\an8}妳不知道我是誰

300
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,377
{\an8}但我在找的人
得喜歡在海灘上散步一下就好

301
00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:26,964
{\an8}好讓我們能多花時間在,妳知道的...

302
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,720
卡

303
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,515
很棒,范達美,謝了,下一位

304
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,018
-范達美?
-對,是我的新名字

305
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,229
酷,為何?

306
00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:44,106
因為我喜歡尚克勞德范達美

307
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,149
而且札瓦跟我說
我應該當我自己想要成為的人

308
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:49,611
-好,好喔,酷
-好的,范達美

309
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,321
-掰了,兄弟們
-保重啊

310
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,074
他真是他媽的太帥了

311
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,954
-他有什麼故事?
-傑米?他超臭屁的

312
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,374
不過我想得在他這種程度才能這樣吧

313
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,751
但他只在乎他自己

314
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,505
至少他曾經是

315
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:11,049
開玩笑的,沒啦

316
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:14,469
但他不對自己的行為
和他的行為如何影響他人負責

317
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:19,391
除了他越來越擅長道歉以外

318
00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:23,687
儘管如此,他還是用下半身在思考

319
00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:29,109
不過,我想他好像已經單身很久了

320
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,780
寶貝,我只想要知道我能不能上他

321
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,036
我不知道

322
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,580
妳該去問他,那是他的老二啊

323
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,916
酷,傑米,開始吧

324
00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:53,842
你們還在這裡做什麼?

325
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,844
教練,你會想看看這個的

326
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,137
是不是那種

327
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,306
長期外派後回家的軍人家長的影片?

328
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,600
因為如果是的話,我會哭一整個晚上的

329
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,600
因為如果是的話,我會哭一整個晚上的

330
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,684
不太算

331
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,148
(一號攝影機,更衣室)

332
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:46,895
來了

333
00:19:53,402 --> 00:19:55,070
(一號攝影機,經理辦公室)

334
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,738
這是哪來的?

335
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:59,366
這個他媽的天才想到可以去查保全影片

336
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,868
在我們討論這標語的時候

337
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,868
在我們討論這標語的時候

338
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:02,661
我猜這傢伙可以不做記者

339
00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:04,329
但沒辦法讓記者魂離開他

340
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,373
好,氣氛都被你給毀了,重點是

341
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,876
我們要找的答案出現了

342
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,627
你在說什麼?

343
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:14,047
像這樣的影片也許可以提升球隊的士氣

344
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:19,011
特倫特,謝謝你的幫忙

345
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,805
希望年輕的勞勃瑞福
某天能在電影中扮演你

346
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,599
達斯汀霍夫曼應該比較像

347
00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:24,850
-晚安
-晚安

348
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,270
回家吧,兩位,回家去睡覺

349
00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:30,814
好

350
00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,566
-晚安,泰德,晚安,比德
-晚安

351
00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:33,650
晚安,教練

352
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,117
教練

353
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:46,038
我在想你跟犀利姊的情況

354
00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:47,581
怎麼了?

355
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:49,124
珍的姊姊來這裡了

356
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:51,210
-不用了,教練,謝謝你
-真是正確答案

357
00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:07,809
(《每日獨立報》,拉索對戰神小子)

358
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,106
我看你在開夜車啊?

359
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,944
對,真抱歉有這種氣味

360
00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:20,489
汽油味

361
00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:25,452
那麼,你對於本週末的比賽有信心嗎?

362
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,788
有啊,對,我想有吧

363
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:33,210
有啊,當然...是啊
我們要大開殺戒,對吧?

364
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,212
很好

365
00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:37,422
不,只是,我...

366
00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:41,885
自從我離開後就沒見過泰德了,而且...

367
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,014
離開時我們鬧得不太好看...

368
00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:50,018
我覺得欠他一個道歉之類的

369
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:52,312
你做了對自己最好的選擇

370
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,314
你本來打算怎麼做呢?

371
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:57,025
窩在那裡,一輩子支援泰德嗎?

372
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,610
我可不這麼覺得

373
00:22:05,117 --> 00:22:07,911
你沒做錯什麼,內森,我向你保證

374
00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:11,540
這工作是你爭取來的

375
00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:16,545
那我看到他的時候該說什麼呢?

376
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,756
除了“你好”,什麼都不用說

377
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:23,510
你看著他的眼睛,跟他握手

378
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:26,763
然後你打敗他

379
00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:30,851
接著我們去好好慶祝一番

380
00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:33,187
好

381
00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:34,730
晚安,內森

382
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,986
晚安,魯柏,謝謝

383
00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:43,572
是曼尼先生

384
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,920
(蜜雪兒:你的比賽
在這裡上頭條了,加油)

385
00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:03,926
(應該會很精彩,謝謝傳訊過來)

386
00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:13,060
(傑克伯醫生)

387
00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:15,479
(我們在下次診療時間
下週三的10點見囉)

388
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:34,706
嘿

389
00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:37,042
在加班嗎?還是在偷懶?

390
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:39,294
這個哏應該不是這麼說的吧

391
00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:40,504
什麼哏?

392
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:42,798
算了,怎麼了嗎?

393
00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:47,636
我真的很想贏這一場

394
00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:50,013
我知道

395
00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:58,522
都還好嗎?

396
00:24:04,987 --> 00:24:06,238
我是一團糟嗎?

397
00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:07,823
當然啊,所以我們才處得來

398
00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:16,373
我希望我能跟你說別管犀利姊說的話
但她說的通常都對

399
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:20,919
所以犀利姊已經跟妳說...
當然了,女生談心嘛

400
00:24:21,587 --> 00:24:22,588
女生談心

401
00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:28,218
所以,都還好嗎?

402
00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:31,013
是啊,我很好

403
00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:32,139
《奧克拉荷馬》?

404
00:24:40,314 --> 00:24:41,982
我還在“怒力”中

405
00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:49,072
晚安,泰德

406
00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:54,328
妳已經贏了,妳知道嗎?

407
00:24:56,914 --> 00:24:58,457
妳把那廢物給丟了

408
00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:03,879
打敗他們

409
00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:08,300
晚安,老闆

410
00:25:20,062 --> 00:25:21,522
(西漢姆聯隊)

411
00:25:21,522 --> 00:25:24,316
(加油,鎚仔幫)

412
00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:33,116
(瑞奇蒙隊)

413
00:25:54,930 --> 00:25:56,890
喂,我看起來還行嗎?

414
00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:58,600
當然啊,怎麼了?

415
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,018
如果傑克真的出現了

416
00:25:58,684 --> 00:26:00,018
如果傑克真的出現了

417
00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:03,272
我想要讓他覺得我看起來神祕又充滿力量

418
00:26:03,272 --> 00:26:04,690
很有活力,妳知道嗎?

419
00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:09,570
-全部
-妳很神祕、充滿力量而且很有活力

420
00:26:12,990 --> 00:26:14,157
媽的,我好緊張

421
00:26:15,826 --> 00:26:17,828
我想我得去補唇線了

422
00:26:19,955 --> 00:26:21,790
-我們樓上包廂見
-好

423
00:26:25,377 --> 00:26:27,045
嘿,芮貝卡

424
00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:29,590
-魯柏
-真高興見到妳

425
00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:33,218
-貝克絲,我喜歡妳的新髮型
-嗨

426
00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:35,012
我沒有改變髮型

427
00:26:35,012 --> 00:26:37,139
妳也不該改變,這樣很完美

428
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,142
那麼,寶寶還好嗎?

429
00:26:40,142 --> 00:26:44,271
是啊,黛安,她已經會走路了
妳能相信嗎?

430
00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:47,191
是啊,在屋子裡到處流口水跟便便

431
00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:48,901
都是遺傳自她父親

432
00:26:51,195 --> 00:26:54,114
對了,嘿,今天對我們放點水吧

433
00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:56,366
這可不保證喔

434
00:27:08,879 --> 00:27:10,005
媽的

435
00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:22,476
不好意思

436
00:27:22,476 --> 00:27:24,978
我遇上了點麻煩

437
00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:31,818
謝謝,但其實不是這個

438
00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:36,532
妳救了我的命

439
00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:39,284
我通常都很準時

440
00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:42,037
但因為我壓力超大,所以提早了

441
00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:46,375
真高興這是大號而不是小號的

442
00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:48,126
小號到底是誰用的啊?

443
00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:51,672
我的妹妹可不是在減肥
我只是月經來了啊

444
00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:54,883
欸,謝謝妳的幫忙

445
00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:56,385
我愛妳的鞋子

446
00:27:56,385 --> 00:28:00,681
-是啊,謝了,把愛傳下去吧
-好

447
00:27:56,468 --> 00:28:00,681
-是啊,謝了,把愛傳下去吧
-好

448
00:28:07,771 --> 00:28:09,398
抱歉,不好意思

449
00:28:11,775 --> 00:28:12,776
嗨

450
00:28:14,778 --> 00:28:15,779
天啊,你好高喔

451
00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:18,282
你爸是一棵樹之類的嗎?

452
00:28:19,116 --> 00:28:20,284
沒啦,我只是在開玩笑

453
00:28:21,618 --> 00:28:23,787
嘿,說到樹,你們今天都支持哪一隊?

454
00:28:23,787 --> 00:28:24,913
西漢姆

455
00:28:25,414 --> 00:28:27,249
好,好吧,很合理,是啊

456
00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:36,300
請,好的,我還要再下一層樓

457
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:38,552
-謝謝
-好,不客氣

458
00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:41,096
祝你們今天好運

459
00:28:57,571 --> 00:28:59,156
嘿,小內,是你嗎?

460
00:29:01,366 --> 00:29:02,784
嗨,我沒看到你

461
00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:05,954
-沒關係,兄弟,你都好嗎?
-很好,我很好

462
00:29:06,455 --> 00:29:08,457
好,很好

463
00:29:14,296 --> 00:29:15,297
泰德,聽我說

464
00:29:16,298 --> 00:29:19,676
我只是想說我那樣離開...

465
00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:22,971
內森,你在這裡啊

466
00:29:24,264 --> 00:29:25,265
是啊

467
00:29:26,225 --> 00:29:28,060
(西漢姆聯隊,爐子越熱)

468
00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:30,395
(西漢姆聯隊,鐵就越硬)

469
00:29:31,939 --> 00:29:33,398
嘿,魯柏

470
00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:36,485
-泰德
-很高興再次見到你

471
00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:39,446
加油

472
00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:46,828
-綺莉嗎?對
-她真的很棒

473
00:29:47,412 --> 00:29:48,372
她來了

474
00:29:49,081 --> 00:29:52,584
-嘿,好的
-綺莉,這位是傑克丹佛斯

475
00:29:52,584 --> 00:29:53,794
妳好

476
00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:57,130
我相信妳身上有我的東西

477
00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:01,677
幹,妳就是傑克?

478
00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:01,677
幹,妳就是傑克?

479
00:30:03,554 --> 00:30:05,055
有點尷尬耶

480
00:30:05,055 --> 00:30:07,891
-不會啦
-對啊,我們都以為妳是男生

481
00:30:07,891 --> 00:30:09,768
對,這也是

482
00:30:10,394 --> 00:30:11,478
這就像那個老謎語

483
00:30:11,478 --> 00:30:13,939
-什麼謎語?
-這個謎語很難喔

484
00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:15,566
一對父子出了車禍

485
00:30:15,566 --> 00:30:19,403
爸爸當場死亡,兒子被緊急送往急診室

486
00:30:19,403 --> 00:30:21,446
外科醫生走進來說

487
00:30:21,446 --> 00:30:24,241
“我不能為這孩子動手術,他是我兒子”

488
00:30:24,241 --> 00:30:25,784
這怎麼可能?

489
00:30:26,702 --> 00:30:28,120
-因為她是女的
-她是同性戀

490
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,163
-精子捐獻者
-他住在模擬器中?

491
00:30:30,831 --> 00:30:33,709
對耶,也是,我猜這有點落伍了

492
00:30:35,002 --> 00:30:37,588
所以我猜“傑克”
應該是“賈桂琳”的小名吧?

493
00:30:37,588 --> 00:30:39,506
不是,是我父親想要生男孩的小名

494
00:30:41,633 --> 00:30:45,721
我要去坐下了,去外面,就是現在

495
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,015
傑克,歡迎妳

496
00:30:48,015 --> 00:30:50,601
我們不能把酒帶到座位上去

497
00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:53,061
所以如果妳想喝到爛醉的話
我們應該現在就喝

498
00:30:53,562 --> 00:30:54,563
好的

499
00:30:55,856 --> 00:30:57,566
妳先請

500
00:31:00,777 --> 00:31:02,654
芮貝卡,妳真搞笑

501
00:31:05,157 --> 00:31:07,242
芭芭拉迷上芮貝卡了

502
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,330
希望她不要想殺死芮貝卡
然後把她的皮囊穿在身上

503
00:31:15,918 --> 00:31:17,252
搞什麼?

504
00:31:17,252 --> 00:31:19,171
乾杯,今天會很棒的

505
00:31:19,796 --> 00:31:21,757
-好的,巴茲
-喂

506
00:31:22,925 --> 00:31:25,093
這裡是瑞奇蒙的酒吧

507
00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:27,804
沒關係啦,阿美,他是跟我一起的

508
00:31:32,643 --> 00:31:34,228
給我滾出去

509
00:31:39,525 --> 00:31:40,859
瑞奇蒙,加油

510
00:31:40,859 --> 00:31:43,612
瑞奇蒙,加油...

511
00:31:43,612 --> 00:31:45,447
今天球場客滿,大家都是來看

512
00:31:45,447 --> 00:31:49,451
西漢姆聯隊和札瓦的瑞奇蒙之間的大戰

513
00:31:49,451 --> 00:31:53,121
只要勝利,就能讓積分登上首位

514
00:31:53,121 --> 00:31:56,250
逼強大的曼城隊讓出第一名的位置

515
00:31:56,792 --> 00:31:58,961
克里斯,應該會是一場勢均力敵的比賽
有預測嗎?

516
00:31:58,961 --> 00:32:00,838
亞羅,我已經不做預測了

517
00:31:59,044 --> 00:32:00,838
亞羅,我已經不做預測了

518
00:32:00,838 --> 00:32:02,256
因為我從來沒錯過

519
00:32:02,256 --> 00:32:05,592
已經到了讓我擔心事情是我說了算的程度

520
00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:07,010
這還真是有趣

521
00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:08,178
我就知道你會這麼說

522
00:32:08,178 --> 00:32:10,681
他們消逝然後死亡

523
00:32:10,681 --> 00:32:14,768
財富總是隱藏

524
00:32:14,768 --> 00:32:18,522
我到處都找過了

525
00:32:18,522 --> 00:32:22,442
我永遠都在吹泡泡

526
00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:26,405
飄在空中的漂亮泡泡

527
00:32:26,405 --> 00:32:29,116
聯隊...

528
00:32:29,116 --> 00:32:32,160
聯隊...

529
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,997
聯隊...

530
00:32:36,373 --> 00:32:37,374
小內

531
00:32:39,293 --> 00:32:41,128
今天好好地玩一場吧?

532
00:33:06,695 --> 00:33:09,156
西漢姆很樂意承受壓力

533
00:33:09,156 --> 00:33:12,659
完全不冒任何風險,他們面對的是瑞奇蒙

534
00:33:12,659 --> 00:33:14,661
不是其他球隊,而且是在主場

535
00:33:15,412 --> 00:33:18,874
-這是瑞奇蒙蛻變了多少的象徵
-沒關係,我們很好

536
00:33:18,874 --> 00:33:20,459
札瓦真是一大威脅

537
00:33:20,459 --> 00:33:23,837
瑞奇蒙,往右...靠緊點,別怕

538
00:33:28,175 --> 00:33:32,012
維持零比零,都多虧了佐羅的精彩救球

539
00:33:32,012 --> 00:33:34,223
-范達美
-范達美

540
00:33:34,223 --> 00:33:36,183
我聽說他現在想要被叫做“范達美”

541
00:33:36,183 --> 00:33:37,100
為何?

542
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:39,686
可能需要研究一下他的童年才會知道答案

543
00:33:40,938 --> 00:33:44,650
瑞奇蒙需要一記關鍵傳球
才能解開鎚仔幫的防守

544
00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:45,734
可能就是這一記

545
00:33:47,402 --> 00:33:48,946
-塔特踢中球框
-不

546
00:33:48,946 --> 00:33:51,031
-就差一點
-札瓦根本沒人守

547
00:33:54,284 --> 00:33:55,953
為了札瓦

548
00:33:56,828 --> 00:34:00,791
這場沒有得分
卻活力四射的倫敦內戰上半場

549
00:33:56,828 --> 00:34:00,791
這場沒有得分
卻活力四射的倫敦內戰上半場

550
00:34:00,791 --> 00:34:02,918
還有兩分鐘就結束

551
00:34:04,378 --> 00:34:07,464
-歐布桑野持球被盯上
-不要啊

552
00:34:07,464 --> 00:34:09,675
西漢姆發起快攻

553
00:34:10,467 --> 00:34:12,386
阿曼杜衝向球門

554
00:34:14,471 --> 00:34:15,639
-好耶
-好耶

555
00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:18,266
進了,就在范達美的眼皮底下

556
00:34:18,266 --> 00:34:21,228
加拿大籍的守門員顯然比不上

557
00:34:21,228 --> 00:34:23,105
比利時來的肌肉男

558
00:34:23,105 --> 00:34:25,983
這樣說不公平,亞羅,是沒有人比得上

559
00:34:25,983 --> 00:34:27,943
-我們有過這種經驗,加油
-大夥,加油

560
00:34:27,943 --> 00:34:31,487
鎚仔幫在中場休息前踢到了一比零

561
00:34:32,072 --> 00:34:34,032
他媽的

562
00:34:34,032 --> 00:34:37,077
好,各位,加油啊,強勢結束這半場啊

563
00:34:38,328 --> 00:34:39,204
注意

564
00:34:39,705 --> 00:34:40,789
(隊長)

565
00:34:42,623 --> 00:34:43,958
那是搞啥鬼?

566
00:34:45,043 --> 00:34:46,128
我不知道

567
00:34:46,128 --> 00:34:48,880
-低一點,往右,五
-很好

568
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,257
-好,來吧,五
-裁判,快吹哨啊

569
00:34:55,429 --> 00:34:56,554
西漢姆大軍壓境

570
00:34:56,554 --> 00:34:58,515
-不要啊
-鎚仔幫使出了新的戰術

571
00:34:58,515 --> 00:35:00,642
在上半場快要結束的時候

572
00:34:58,599 --> 00:35:00,642
在上半場快要結束的時候

573
00:35:00,642 --> 00:35:02,561
亞羅,改變永遠都不嫌遲

574
00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:07,816
-不
-幹...

575
00:35:07,816 --> 00:35:11,028
二比零了,我的天啊

576
00:35:15,616 --> 00:35:16,617
借過

577
00:35:20,829 --> 00:35:22,206
怎麼會這樣啊?

578
00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:25,542
中場時間

579
00:35:25,542 --> 00:35:27,586
瑞奇蒙持球的時間居多

580
00:35:27,586 --> 00:35:31,757
但突如其來地,鎚仔幫以二比零領先

581
00:35:31,757 --> 00:35:33,634
我們不該受這種待遇

582
00:35:33,634 --> 00:35:35,135
剛剛是發生什麼事?

583
00:35:35,636 --> 00:35:36,803
我不知道

584
00:35:39,681 --> 00:35:41,475
嘿,各位,我馬上回來,好嗎?

585
00:35:41,475 --> 00:35:42,768
你他媽要去哪?

586
00:35:42,768 --> 00:35:45,729
-我只去一、兩分鐘,好嗎?
-我們要跟隊員說什麼?

587
00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:47,064
不知道,給我驚喜啊

588
00:35:53,195 --> 00:35:55,489
嘿,老闆,妳跑來這裡幹嘛?

589
00:35:55,489 --> 00:35:58,659
我只是想跟你說我相信你,泰德

590
00:35:58,659 --> 00:35:59,826
是嗎?

591
00:35:59,826 --> 00:36:02,955
我知道我最近給了你很大的壓力

592
00:35:59,910 --> 00:36:02,955
我知道我最近給了你很大的壓力

593
00:36:02,955 --> 00:36:07,793
逼你今天一定要贏
但我要你把那些都忘了

594
00:36:07,793 --> 00:36:11,588
就當你自己,玩得開心就好

595
00:36:13,048 --> 00:36:14,049
-好
-好的

596
00:36:14,049 --> 00:36:16,009
好,謝謝妳

597
00:36:17,803 --> 00:36:19,555
我相信你,泰德

598
00:36:20,889 --> 00:36:21,890
還真強烈

599
00:36:24,268 --> 00:36:26,395
-我最好走了,好的
-你去吧

600
00:36:28,897 --> 00:36:32,317
記得,要玩得開心

601
00:36:34,403 --> 00:36:37,906
好耶,真是太開心了

602
00:36:43,370 --> 00:36:44,413
不可以

603
00:36:52,838 --> 00:36:54,173
這就是你們給的驚喜啊?

604
00:36:54,715 --> 00:36:57,885
一分鐘以前他們還緊張兮兮地
現在看看他們啊

605
00:36:59,761 --> 00:37:02,472
-他們變成殺手了
-老實說,泰德,有時候這很有用

606
00:36:59,761 --> 00:37:02,472
-他們變成殺手了
-老實說,泰德,有時候這很有用

607
00:37:09,938 --> 00:37:11,940
(這是世界的舞台)

608
00:37:18,989 --> 00:37:21,200
天啊,瑞奇蒙從通道出來了

609
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,452
每個人看起來都極為生氣

610
00:37:24,036 --> 00:37:28,207
哇,球場上的緊張感四溢
我想這半場將會很精彩

611
00:37:28,207 --> 00:37:31,335
下半場的一開始瑞奇蒙想要強勢開場

612
00:37:31,335 --> 00:37:33,587
-加油,各位,他媽的痛宰他們
-他媽的痛宰他們

613
00:37:33,587 --> 00:37:34,963
-來吧
-痛宰

614
00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:40,052
真糟糕的截球

615
00:37:40,052 --> 00:37:41,845
-就算得了一張黃牌...
-幹

616
00:37:41,845 --> 00:37:43,180
也算是走運了

617
00:37:43,180 --> 00:37:45,098
這是應得的紅牌,而瑞奇蒙

618
00:37:45,098 --> 00:37:48,393
幾乎整個下半場都將只有十人應戰

619
00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:51,730
他其實是個很貼心的年輕人

620
00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:54,942
西漢姆來了

621
00:37:58,445 --> 00:38:00,197
現在范達美被判罰出場

622
00:37:58,445 --> 00:38:00,197
現在范達美被判罰出場

623
00:38:00,197 --> 00:38:02,783
-我們踢得就像義大利人耶
-對啊

624
00:38:03,534 --> 00:38:04,451
太棒了

625
00:38:07,329 --> 00:38:08,914
天啊

626
00:38:20,592 --> 00:38:22,845
場上現在情況有點熱辣

627
00:38:22,845 --> 00:38:26,139
亞羅,熱辣?這可是陳年咖哩等級的

628
00:38:28,559 --> 00:38:29,434
不要啊

629
00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:45,784
蒙特羅發瘋了,瑞奇蒙失去了第三名球員

630
00:38:55,294 --> 00:38:57,004
他媽的加油啊

631
00:38:57,588 --> 00:39:00,591
瑞奇蒙完全失控了

632
00:38:57,588 --> 00:39:00,591
瑞奇蒙完全失控了

633
00:39:01,508 --> 00:39:05,137
札瓦一定在想,他到底做了什麼得這樣?

634
00:39:06,138 --> 00:39:08,223
{\an8}(下半場,西漢姆:4,瑞奇蒙:1)

635
00:39:10,601 --> 00:39:11,602
好耶

636
00:39:12,144 --> 00:39:14,104
鎚仔幫以四比一領先

637
00:39:14,104 --> 00:39:17,024
比賽從勢均力敵到實力懸殊

638
00:39:17,024 --> 00:39:21,069
再到點火衝突,最後把火丟進汽油桶

639
00:39:21,069 --> 00:39:23,488
下半場應該要有預告才對的

640
00:39:23,488 --> 00:39:27,826
札瓦進了非凡的一球
對於這難以入目的比賽也沒幫助

641
00:39:27,826 --> 00:39:31,496
瑞奇蒙展現出了我們從沒見過的一面

642
00:39:31,496 --> 00:39:34,082
他們踢得憤怒、骯髒又難看

643
00:39:34,082 --> 00:39:37,127
這些剛好也是札瓦三個最小的孩子的名字

644
00:39:37,753 --> 00:39:39,213
媽的

645
00:39:41,798 --> 00:39:42,799
媽的

646
00:39:44,092 --> 00:39:45,135
媽的

647
00:39:45,135 --> 00:39:47,262
-嘿,沒事啦
-媽的

648
00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:53,310
妳們看得開心嗎?

649
00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:54,394
開心啊

650
00:39:54,394 --> 00:39:57,439
暴力是挺有娛樂性的,對吧?某方面來說

651
00:40:05,197 --> 00:40:07,324
把范達美判罰出場是個錯誤

652
00:40:08,033 --> 00:40:09,326
他充滿熱情

653
00:40:10,536 --> 00:40:13,080
“熱情”是我們提到愛時
很常用到的一個詞

654
00:40:14,706 --> 00:40:17,960
這也是我們用來形容犯罪的詞

655
00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:21,213
有時候也是一種水果

656
00:40:25,759 --> 00:40:27,094
天啊,真抱歉

657
00:40:27,094 --> 00:40:28,178
(主席包廂)

658
00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:51,368
-我們搞砸了
-我們矯枉過正,帶著恨意出賽

659
00:40:54,162 --> 00:40:56,957
-如果你吼我們一下就好了
-拜託

660
00:40:58,750 --> 00:41:01,170
-叫我們小狗屎之類的
-快啊

661
00:40:58,750 --> 00:41:01,170
-叫我們小狗屎之類的
-快啊

662
00:41:02,671 --> 00:41:03,881
你可以打我們

663
00:41:03,881 --> 00:41:05,132
快點打啦

664
00:41:06,967 --> 00:41:09,011
嘗試新的做法,但不奏效,這又沒什麼

665
00:41:11,388 --> 00:41:13,432
我想要你們的那支隨身碟

666
00:41:22,441 --> 00:41:25,319
忘了吧,兩位,這球季還有很多比賽呢

667
00:41:29,323 --> 00:41:31,491
-真是個討厭鬼
-對啊

668
00:41:31,491 --> 00:41:34,453
在這場勝利之後
你應該對自己很有信心吧?

669
00:41:34,453 --> 00:41:36,788
是啊,瑞奇蒙顯然很不安

670
00:41:37,873 --> 00:41:39,833
老實說的話,贏得比我期待中還要簡單

671
00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:41,376
那泰德呢?

672
00:41:41,376 --> 00:41:44,254
在比賽結束時不跟他握手有點太冷淡了吧

673
00:41:45,464 --> 00:41:48,842
我沒有嗎?我不是故意的

674
00:41:48,842 --> 00:41:53,096
我猜我應該是被興奮感沖昏頭了吧

675
00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:56,183
失陪了,我...

676
00:42:08,570 --> 00:42:11,323
謝利教練,曼尼先生要我給你這個

677
00:42:11,323 --> 00:42:13,158
{\an8}(波恩斯與哈尼,貴賓通行證)

678
00:42:13,158 --> 00:42:14,701
{\an8}他一小時後跟你在那裡見面

679
00:42:17,829 --> 00:42:18,664
謝...

680
00:42:36,390 --> 00:42:39,017
-芮貝卡,很高興見到妳
-貝克絲,我也是

681
00:42:39,017 --> 00:42:40,978
芮貝卡,親愛的

682
00:42:40,978 --> 00:42:44,731
-真遺憾妳輸了
-謝謝

683
00:42:44,731 --> 00:42:47,150
走吧,老頭,你睡覺的時間過很久了

684
00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:52,364
很高興見到妳

685
00:42:53,699 --> 00:42:55,284
我看到你跟助理在搞什麼

686
00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:58,912
你女兒值得被更好地對待,貝克絲也是

687
00:42:59,997 --> 00:43:01,248
別再到處睡了

688
00:42:59,997 --> 00:43:01,248
別再到處睡了

689
00:43:10,007 --> 00:43:11,008
來吧

690
00:43:12,259 --> 00:43:15,012
我們的表現通常好很多,態度也好得多

691
00:43:15,012 --> 00:43:19,808
自己的隊伍拿的紅牌比進球多
從來都不是好事,對吧?

692
00:43:19,808 --> 00:43:20,726
對

693
00:43:22,227 --> 00:43:23,854
真是太慘了吧

694
00:43:25,856 --> 00:43:28,025
總之,好消息,趣達流行起來了

695
00:43:28,025 --> 00:43:29,151
-是嗎?
-對

696
00:43:29,151 --> 00:43:32,154
我很確定改變個人資料的標題有幫助

697
00:43:32,696 --> 00:43:33,947
妳在說什麼?

698
00:43:33,947 --> 00:43:36,700
(趣達,想上有錢的名人嗎?)

699
00:43:38,368 --> 00:43:39,620
這是誰搞的?

700
00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:42,956
我做的,今天下午我上傳影片的時候

701
00:43:43,457 --> 00:43:44,833
不客氣

702
00:43:46,335 --> 00:43:47,628
-香蒂
-幹嘛?

703
00:43:49,213 --> 00:43:53,634
這個跟趣達的目的完全相反

704
00:43:53,634 --> 00:43:55,969
妳開玩笑嗎?他們會很愛的

705
00:43:55,969 --> 00:43:58,555
我基本上在一小時內
讓他們的訂閱戶成長了三倍

706
00:43:59,848 --> 00:44:03,227
妳得把文字換回去,馬上,拜託妳

707
00:43:59,848 --> 00:44:03,227
妳得把文字換回去,馬上,拜託妳

708
00:44:04,394 --> 00:44:05,395
好

709
00:44:07,481 --> 00:44:09,441
真的很開心見到妳

710
00:44:10,192 --> 00:44:12,486
-我也是
-失陪了

711
00:44:18,283 --> 00:44:20,869
嘿,他來了

712
00:44:21,995 --> 00:44:24,456
神小子本尊

713
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,919
風雲人物

714
00:44:29,670 --> 00:44:31,380
非常感謝你,曼尼先生

715
00:44:31,964 --> 00:44:34,341
拜託,別這樣,叫我“魯柏”

716
00:44:35,259 --> 00:44:36,510
內森

717
00:44:37,511 --> 00:44:39,221
謝了,凱克斯小姐,這真...

718
00:44:39,221 --> 00:44:43,642
還有,內森,容我向你介紹安娜史黛西亞

719
00:44:45,185 --> 00:44:46,186
她很喜歡你

720
00:44:49,439 --> 00:44:50,816
我的天啊,妳很有名耶

721
00:44:50,816 --> 00:44:52,234
你也是啊

722
00:44:57,990 --> 00:44:59,741
恭喜你獲勝

723
00:45:00,701 --> 00:45:01,994
是啊,謝謝

724
00:45:10,544 --> 00:45:12,504
快點,塔特,晚餐前再練一場

725
00:45:15,382 --> 00:45:16,550
走吧,教練

726
00:45:22,973 --> 00:45:24,516
真的慘不忍睹

727
00:45:24,516 --> 00:45:28,437
泰瑞,今天西漢姆的完全壓制
讓泰德拉索的弱點

728
00:45:28,437 --> 00:45:30,522
在他的前助理小內謝利面前展露無疑

729
00:45:30,522 --> 00:45:33,942
蓋瑞,我很愛中國哲學家老子的一句話

730
00:45:33,942 --> 00:45:36,612
“弟子若準備好時,師父自會出現

731
00:45:36,612 --> 00:45:40,157
當弟子真的準備好時,師父就會消失”

732
00:45:40,157 --> 00:45:41,241
灰狗們...

733
00:46:10,938 --> 00:46:12,022
-嗨,泰德
-嘿

734
00:46:12,606 --> 00:46:13,649
我很遺憾比賽的事

735
00:46:13,649 --> 00:46:16,151
沒事,沒關係的,這一場很難踢

736
00:46:16,151 --> 00:46:18,320
亨利現在不在家,他去參加生日派對了

737
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:19,404
-但我...
-沒事,沒關係

738
00:46:19,404 --> 00:46:22,991
我其實是想要跟妳說說話,妳有時間嗎?

739
00:46:23,659 --> 00:46:25,744
有啊,都還好嗎?

740
00:46:25,744 --> 00:46:31,583
很好,這個嘛...沒事,我只是...

741
00:46:33,001 --> 00:46:35,045
我想很快地說些話

742
00:46:37,965 --> 00:46:38,966
聽我說,我...

743
00:46:39,716 --> 00:46:44,054
我知道妳跟我已經沒有在一起了

744
00:46:44,596 --> 00:46:47,140
而我尊重這一點

745
00:46:52,938 --> 00:46:55,649
不過,是這樣的

746
00:46:55,649 --> 00:46:59,152
妳跟傑克伯醫生的事真的讓我很介意

747
00:47:01,029 --> 00:47:04,324
我很難過我們沒機會能在事情發生以前

748
00:47:04,324 --> 00:47:06,159
聊聊這件事

749
00:47:07,911 --> 00:47:08,912
是啊

750
00:47:08,912 --> 00:47:13,625
聽我說,我知道我說這些話

751
00:47:14,293 --> 00:47:17,129
可能是錯的,不過...

752
00:47:19,339 --> 00:47:22,926
我只覺得如果不說出來...

753
00:47:26,346 --> 00:47:27,472
並不是...

754
00:47:29,975 --> 00:47:31,602
也不會是正確的做法

755
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,774
因為我們得一起把兒子養大,妳知道嗎?

756
00:47:40,110 --> 00:47:42,571
我們被綁在一起了,我們得共享孫子們

757
00:47:49,203 --> 00:47:50,787
我愛妳,蜜雪兒

758
00:47:53,624 --> 00:47:54,958
而且我愛亨利

759
00:47:59,838 --> 00:48:01,548
我愛我們的家庭

760
00:47:59,838 --> 00:48:01,548
我愛我們的家庭

761
00:48:03,759 --> 00:48:05,177
不管它看起來是什麼樣

762
00:48:12,184 --> 00:48:13,185
好嗎?

763
00:48:16,230 --> 00:48:17,231
當然

764
00:48:21,818 --> 00:48:24,196
好吧,我們再聊吧

765
00:48:25,155 --> 00:48:27,741
晚安,跟亨利說我愛他

766
00:48:28,575 --> 00:48:29,618
晚安,泰德

767
00:48:55,686 --> 00:48:58,647
(僅此紀念格蘭特瓦爾)

768
00:49:38,645 --> 00:49:40,647
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